JAR Media Posdact - The Purple Problem - JARCast Episode 272

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:38 Housekeeping 28:12 Alex's Purple Problem 40:06 Mid Break 40:26 Purple Triangle 41:53 Live-JAR 43:51 Conserve Pants 44:26 Anything you Wish was Recorded 55:13 The F Cars Movement 1:07:02 Counties 1:10:51 Friends and Fam into Conspiracies 1:14:04 Car Sales 1:21:47 A Vile JARling Anecdote 1:30:28 The Riddler Writes In 1:32:45 Extra Funnies

Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, gentlemen, and welcome to the Slice of Life podcast, where me, myself and I, Jamie, B, will talk about all things life. I'm joined by little nipple guy, Jamesie, and the big nipple guy, Alexander. They're so big, I've got to be off screen for this one. Yeah. Yeah. You got some Bill Gates. What's... I'm allowed to say...

No, no. Say tiddies. Um, brus... Milky juggers. Yeah. Milkers. Milkers. Milkers.

All of that was just... D-ehm! Um, before we get to any more, um, beeping, just like to shout out the giant media patrons over at Patreon. Making this week's slice. More than available than usual, you know? Yeah, over on the audio suppliers, as it were, Spotify, iTunes, the cloud of sounds. And they help us make extra videos.

We're going to have some in the pipeline soon enough, so big folks. To them, they'll get them early. Yeah, you get your patron names read out the first week of each month. We know, don't worry, we haven't forgotten this one. It's just the timing for that first week always varies. Yeah, we're actually recording in what month is it? Yeah, we have a wall that. Not me, yeah.

Especially recording this in February. This is one of the backlog ones. Yeah, yeah. So everything, if you think we're commenting on current affairs, it was from months ago. No, this is the thing. We're a year behind. We're a whole year behind in content.

So it's like the videos you're getting now. Yeah, they're years here. Yeah, this is how ahead of the curve we are and have always been. Like, I know we're like meming or whatever right now, but I've really want, I've genuinely really wanted to do that. Like, I've thought, how cool would that be if like, like, like years ago like in the flat era if we like recorded episode like 300

and just put it in the bank just saved it so then when that episode comes around you upload it and it's just this surreal like really weird it's like a time capsule yeah like a time capsule episode so we should do what do you feel about that because there was that movie recently

that they've made but they're not only going to release in like 60 year time oh this this thing yeah oh god I think it's the most obnoxious thing humanly possible is it's a joke that's totally obnoxious because we've already got like

movies like boyhood anyway which took like 10 years of like filming it's kind of like the equivalent it's like a time capsule movie yeah yeah I can't remember which celebrity it was that's doing that but it's one I can picture the face of

I know who you know yeah I've never seen the articles but I can't remember I'm sure is it um venom guy Woody Tom Hardy no Woody Woody's Game Attack Woody

What, Woody and Buzz? Woody Harrison Oh, I like Woody Harrison He was good in Venom too I like Woody I like the name Woody You are a boy You are a guardian toy

Nice one Yeah Yeah, high five Ooh I hated that one What's wrong with it? apart from the fact it's not housekeeping which we need to do we need to clear up some stuff

no no no this week I don't think we should do housekeeping the house is clean it's autumn it's not clean though it was really messy particularly messy what did we talk about

that could cause such a great amount of mess well we were talking about UK cuisine oh and throwing shade at the UK whitefully so there was some passionate defence I'm sure I want to kind of get into here we're talking about Greggs

and kind of devolved into just talking about the UK's spice tolerance and the kind of cuisines we like broadly and whatnot. And some people came to defence and were given their country's take on sausage rolls and whatnot. But we'll start with this one from Goose. You've left a little bit of a paragraph, so bear with me. I feel like James is waffling it a bit about how it's rare for British people to like food that has strong flavors or from foreign countries. Living in England all my life, I don't think I've ever met someone who said they didn't like Mexican food, who wasn't like literally an old age pensioner. As I'm sure all the boys well know,

we have a huge takeaway culture here and even if your average Tandori or Chinese place is relatively anglicized. YouTube channels like Rate My Takeaway being massive successes show that whilst people here are still obviously prone to a roast dinner, food from Asia, America and the Mediterranean are extremely popular and dominate a huge part of the British food subconscious. As for people choosing somewhere like Greg's over,

going somewhere with stronger or more exotic flavors, I think it can be chalked up to, as the boys later pointed out. pointed out. Her quick cheap and convenient greggs is. There are at least five greggs in every city centre and they sell decent warm food for dirt cheap. So it's not much of a surprise that so many people go there. I generally feel like the mindset of British people only wanting to eat meat and veg for tea is pretty outdated at this point and only really true for older generations. See what I say there because they spoke briefly about takeaway, the takeaway culture we have here. What's the most popular Chinese order? is it is it the exotic stuff it's not it's it's a vice it's chicken balls and it's chips that's not and it's not Chinese that's not Chinese cuisine that's a very British

Chinese takeaway order and it's the thing of Mexican because I've had Mexican food my parents my parents have made Mexican food do you know what it is it's the pre-made kits you buying Sainsbury's that have the sauce and the chicken it's a wrap with sauce and chicken that's not Mexican It's like that's what I mean. Yeah, but like you go to like a mission burrito or something and Yeah, in bath or whatever and it swarm in with all sorts of But it's like if you go, if you go into Greggs and ask them what Mexican they have

Do you think it's gonna be like a burrito with all the Mexican, you know, popo a Mexican brito? Or do you think it's gonna be something my parents make that's chicken and a bit of spicy sauce? I will say I agree with James, but James is fudging the numbers. He's exaggerating a bit. Yes, because it's jar. We exaggerate everything. But also it's from your personal experience with your very British parents. My very British parents and like my sisters as well. It's like when you know seven, like five people in my family and they're all the same. And then they're all the people I meet through work and whatnot and they're the same thing.

You know, you notice the patterns when you've grew up in that type of family. You notice food eating like. Yeah. I will say though, there's there's quite a masculinity thing attached to spicy foods. think that's part of it I think a lot of like dads get really into spicy stuff see I disagree

to make it a competition yeah kind of it's like dads down at the pub like or I had this winderloo and it was like you know like us at the same time

I agree because it's like the people I know who like spice they're kind of very typically masculine men but at the same time my dad is a very typical masculine British British masculine man can't do spice

we'll have nothing with spice we'll just have yeah I'm not saying you have to eat spice to be masculine but I'm saying like a lot of people will get into it for that reason but read them don't I don't think I don't see like I see McGrath as a masculine thing I think it's a stupid thing I think it's a lack of intelligence to why you would do that

yeah I just thought it's like a novelty of challenge Yeah. So I'm not walking around. No, but that's what you tell yourself, but in your subconscious, it's like... You think I was subconsciously motivated by masculinity, yeah, masculinity. Showing off to people on the internet being like, look how tough we are. See, I mentioned it to my boss at work. See? How many people have you boasted about it to?

No, I talked about it to my boss because he likes spice. So I was just like, yeah, we tried this thing called regret. And it was like, is it the small bottle? and I was like yeah and he was like yeah that's fucking disgusting he was like that's disgusting hot sauce

and I can see where he's coming from because he brought in this like scorpion like chili sauce gorgeous hot as hell absolutely delicious but it doesn't take days to recover from

like a regret but it's like I don't I don't see it as a masculine thing and it's like if I go to if I were to go to Mexico and have like a really spicy dish it's not like I'm a man it's I want nice food. I remember one of

our family members who lives up north telling us they lived in Mexico for a bit and they were telling us about the chili ice cream they got there and sounds like our kind of place to be honest. Yeah, should we move Mexico? Pudid had a similar kind of

comment. What you failed to mention is in the British food debate is that most popular food in this country is arguably dominated by foreign restaurants. Every British person likes going out for a Chinese and Indian or kabab, even Mexican food. Obviously, companies change their recipes to adhere to a British person's palette a bit more.

But I think this knowledge alone could cripple James' theory that if it sounds exotic, British people don't like it. No, but that's what I literally just said. The people have Chinese, but they don't order Chinese. They order the most British thing on the menu. Having to adapt your menu to British people means it's not really that cuisine anymore. It's just an influence.

It's like Wagamama, why, it's an infusion. It's not like straight up. Adaptation. The most successful. successful, like, restaurants that are aiming different cuisines, they're toned down. But the fact that, like, something like Wagamamas is even popular issues. There's, like, a craving for other types of cuisine. This is the thing.

I go to any city centre, and it's just such a, like, mixing part of different styles of restaurants and whatnot. Or even, like, around here. There's all sorts. Nepalese, you've got your curries, you got your... Grecian. Grecian, yeah. I think it's, like, my... My view on it is simply heavily biased by what I've experienced, because the end of day, it doesn't matter what anything else is, what your life experiences dictate a lot of your views.

Absolutely. And I'm intelligent enough to know it's not fact, but, you know, something you just see when you grew up with that. But those kinds of people that you're talking about definitely exist. Yeah, and there's a lot of... And I think people underestimate how many people are like that. There's a reason why those views are commonplace, you know? Well, yeah, this all spun from... the like memes it's an accepted meme online the British food sucks yeah it wouldn't be a meme

if it wasn't true mm-hmm like it has if everyone from every other country knows that meme it's because it's true yeah like there are enough examples of British people posting pictures of their fucked up meals for um for the memes to take off you know yeah you know you know peas and monster munch okay what about this one uh from Hindu Frap. Regarding the UK's sausage roll fetish, here in America at least where I live, that being Texas, small sausage rolls like Greggs aren't all that popular. Instead we have a similar food called a... Kalash, which is basically a bigger sausage roll.

They are pretty all right, but I haven't had them since I was a kid. So what we're saying is Americans just make them bigger. Well, I googled it and it's like, this doesn't look like a sausage roll and it's like, it's listed as being like a sweet treat. but it's like it's their version of scones they have it with like KFC or whatever don't know? Oh no yeah they're biscuits yeah I hate that

oh god biscuit biscuit suits like a digestive yeah a biscuit something that breaks you know it's a bit crumbly but in Texas they have biscuits with their barbecue

don't they it's like part of it yeah but isn't it like a potato thing it's not like a biscuit no it's like a dense bready scone or scone it's scone that's missing the like

sort of sweetness it's like drier that's like if I go somewhere and have a dry scone I just say it's a shit scone it's just like something I don't want to eat so why would you want to be

you know the memes with the Popeye's biscuit you know so Popeyes do a fucking scone but it's not a scone it's a different thing it's a biscuit it's so confusing it's like a scone

but just nastier dry do you feel about the like cookie thing what they use to describe no so they know this is where it gets confusing because we've had this discussion but even in britain cookies have people think cookies are different because it's like maryland cookies are not cookies they're biscuits you know they're so much this is going to trigger every american isn't it so hard yeah because we don't call them Oreo cookies orios are in the biscuit section orios are biscuits but merilands are cookies they're not cookies they are cookies oh no no no no no cookie can be crunchy the cookie can be

crunchy but they're not they're straight up biscuits when i think of a biscuit i don't think of a cookie i think of a molan biscuit they're just called cookies it doesn't mean they are no no no we've had this exact discussion because i think the definition of a cookie shouldn't be a rigid thing it should be like a perspective thing if i look at something and it just is a cookie to me then it's a cookie okay and then put it okay we'll put it into this we'll give an example oh hey Jamie can you pick me up some cookies some Tesco if you bring me

Maryland cookies I'm generally going to ask you why didn't you get me cookies because you didn't buy them cookies that one I feel like is more forgiving than if you got Oreos oh if you Oreos are less cookie than Marylam for sure but if you said the same in America

then you could not get upset for the same reason no could you no but they would get you any biscuit But they don't have a biscuit oil This is the whole problem I think that's See it's really difficult to talk

They don't have a biscuit oil They've got the cookie aisle They don't have biscuits But it's the same thing It's not the same things They don't have some of the things They don't have digest it You can't get digest it

But how can America That is a country that is so known For its extremely processed sweets And sugar content How do they not have cookies Do they have what we would consider A fat cookie? They're like confectionaries

They're going for something A bit different aren't they? Yeah, ours is as just better. That's the thing with like... I think it's saying there's lost in translation. I think runs all the British people flew at rent to American and whatnot. I think they just forgot how to actually have, like, decent food. Or make anything that's actually nice.

No, I do genuinely think British food is better than American food. Because, but not just in the food, but the portion size. A big portion is not a good thing. You want to... Yeah, sometimes less is more. Yeah. Yeah. Some people like the bag for their buck, don't they?

It's like, you've got one of those big bags, was it of Eminem's from Canada? It was when, yeah, that was from America, from an American Walmart. But, like, I imagine that cost the same as a small bag here. Oh, it's so cheap. And that's a thing. Oh, shit, is it cheap? A small bag of all those in one sitting is a stupid amount of sugar. If you eat in a whole bag of one of them, it's not a good thing.

There's nothing good about that. This is bad. That's why American food specifically is so much worse. You're just eating more than your body needs. No, but like, you look at a confectionery aisle in the UK. Even though last episode we were talking about how bad it is, like, fuel brain, it's just better in Britain. Yeah. Shops in America, their confectionery is worse.

I'm sorry, but that's the truth. A couple more here. We move on. Dogg. Dogs five said this. I live in the Netherlands. And we have a, and we have sausage rolls here called, and I really apologize for what I'm about to attempt. Uh, jeez. Sosses and brujer. Soces and bougie. There is also, oh, there's another one. Frick and the Brugge. Which is like a sausage roll, but with curry sauce in it. Personally, I feel is pretty much every Germanic country has basically the same food culture of quick and unhealthy brown food.

Is the Netherlands a Germanic country? Yeah. Wrong kind of question for the jarcast, man. Yeah, true. The answer is yes, though. But there was a, there's a reply to that from Andrew Marling, who was mentioning how it's, it probably is just a post-war thing. But everyone's just so, yeah. Yeah, there's the whole, the entirety of Europe.

was just ruined. Yeah. So they just had to eat brown. Yeah, there were no money for food, so recipes won't properly handed down. We all settle for quick and cheap food and got used to it. If you look to British recipes pre-World War I, there's a great variety and balance of flavors, herbs and spices. But then, of course, with what happened.

So if, say, with each big war, there's a regression in culinary and food and whatnot, Surely there's a point where we only eat slop, like grey slob. Every country's only kazoon is grey slop. Yeah, that's like right in the heart of the war where you've got like nothing. No, but what about, no, but if there's a big change, pre-war, post-war, that stays permanent, surely there is two wars time where the food for the rest of our existence is grey-slop. Well, I guess that's a nuclear war, really, because everything's gonna be fucked.

In our lifetime, we're gonna stop needing food. Yeah, finally the power pills coming in. No, not even that. We're not even going to need food because we're going to be cyborgs. No, I don't think... Solar panels on us. Solar panels? I don't think that's going to happen in our lifetime at least. Yes.

It might happen to Elon Musk in our life. No, I was thinking about that, like, that's what I mean, there'll be a select few people. Like, you know, there's the cut-off point for certain generations where they're like, this internet thing? That's too far. Fuck that. Surely, like, at some point it would be... No, but that's the thing. Those generations also use dial-up. They don't go for internet, but they have dial-up.

you know it's like they they slightly get internet but they don't want to fully embrace it's they end up in the dial-up era permanently yeah so it's significantly worse so the generations below us are going to be full-on robots whereas we're only going to go to cyborg hmm we're talking cyborg cyborg cyborg yeah like a robot arm with um solar panels well so let's just say in our lifetime we we have the opportunity to get one, one body part that becomes cybernetic, what body part do you pick? Like anything, we're talking eyes, spine, legs. Spine's smart. But with it being a spine operation,

with early tech, because this is what I mean, we're so early adopters, there's risks in that something like a spinal transplant. Well, yeah, if that's part of it, where you've got to take into account how risky the procedures. But there's not, you might not die, but like a spine is a big one, so you could, but then if you get us, you know, there's the positive negatives.

I would do the spine if it was like proven technology and it was like, but everyone's got, you're changing the question, though. I said, this is early. You were changing the question too with the... Yeah, that's true. You're moving the goalposts. Yeah.

Well, if you're saying in our lifetime, we're going to be the early adopters of it, so it's going to be wist, that's the question. You know what I'm going to say? What? Eyes. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, surely eyes would be a big one

because so many people don't want to wear glasses. They don't eyes deteriorate as you get older Yeah And does do a lot of things But you know eyes are big You need just sight But you could have like So much stuff

You could have a HUD Hmm But then like certain industries Like might like pressure Like if you're a chef right I'm just thinking treasure Planet Cyborg right now Imagine the potential of like

You just have the whole kitchen On your arm All these bespoke random like Yeah. Say, this is what I'm being... I'd think nose. That's what I need. In the future, it's like...

Well, like, I don't think sniff a dog's ever going to be a place because it's a very unique skill. If you can have a nose that's so good that you can sniff out, like, bombs and guns and drugs, you'd be useful. You'd be a useful human. You don't need a sniff a dog. Sure, you could do the same thing with eyes. Like, oh, you're looking like zoom, stupid, like, distances

and scan things like predator vision, heat vision. at night. See, if that's the thing, would I be at a sniff of or see further with the cybernetic eye versus nose? Because I would go nose, because it'd be useful, so like, you're hunting down a criminal and you can just smell him.

You know where to go. Arnold Ford's sniffing him. Do you want to find his following the trail? What about just a hand? I think that'll be quite cool, with a lighter in the finger. But there's a tiny little energy sword that comes out of your energy finger now.

No, a knife that Cuts bread and instantly toasts it. Fuck off. He's happening to the Halo TV show. Is that a thing? Yes. Yeah. Okay, cool.

Well, got a problem or something. That's why you said energy sort, I suppose. Yeah. As I suppose to like... No, no, I'd say hand bad. Arm good, hand bad. Why? Because this...

I think this is, you know, with your sense and, you know, sensitive skin here. This is more useful then. No, but then surely, like, the first early adopters will be, like, billionaires and stuff. And one of them is going to be like, I just want to be Wolverine.

Just replace all my bones with metal. Yeah. That would be quite cool, though. Have metal bones? Then if you're just like a billion, what's like the practicality of it? Just to say you got...

What means you can't be assassinated? Yeah. and you wouldn't break your bones. But I feel like you still could be assassinated, right? How? Yeah, how? Bones. Metal bones.

You don't have to be good at, like, fighting. I suppose you could, like, resist maybe a head shot or something. It would still hurt, but it wouldn't go through the skull. It would, like, bounce off. Yeah. I mean, that would still do, like, immense trauma to the brain. Well, to be honest, if your whole head is metal, I'm going to say you're probably not human anymore.

If your brain is just encasing a metal. Surely that you'd have to be, like, really strong because you'd be lugging around metal yeah um yeah we didn't really

put much thought into this one yeah metal teeth no it's a new metal they find on a on like an asteroid robot teeth

that's really light but like invincible unobtaneum yeah unobtonium some kind of is that way they're collecting unobtainum unobtaneum

well they've got to find resources to make new mecks so they can can use the mex to get more on optanium yeah that's the cycle that's that's the true commentary of avatar no no you know what would be the smartest thing in a in a kind of chaos kind of way is um testicles metal testicles and for the only reason being that you can walk around and piss people off so much they kick you in the balls and they hurt

themselves yeah every step you take it would go like like two of those you know metal balls It'll be um Yeah, Isaac's cradle Yeah, the Newton's cradle And Isaac's

Sunbed Isaac's double Isaac's Isaac Isaac Isaac There's one more here

I wanted to shout out here from Locke Apple Hey bad boys Got a jar slash family related anecdote for you to endure

I've since a very long time been listening to the cast through Spotify because it fits with me commuting to uni

But a few days ago my mother Who my shared Spotify account with hijacked Spotify for me and started playing the cars through her phone while she was driving. She was in the motorway at the time and didn't want to fix with her phone, so she ended up listening to about half an hour of you last discussing whether Gregs is good or not. Oh, no.

She's English as well, so it was pretty funny to me when we later met back home. And she told me she'd enjoyed the Greg's discussion. Doesn't go any deeper than this. Just wanted to let you guys know that you have another 50-year-old fan. Game on. Yeah, hey. Yeah, man. So maybe the Greg's.

You know, I think more jarlings should, um, show jars to their mums. Yes, yes, please. Yeah, James loves mums. That's weird, because the other day I was having a bath and I was listening to like a really old jarcast, the one with the Amazon reviews in. Oh, yeah. And, um, it had, there's like a section where we talk about like milfs. You know, weirdly enough, I was thinking about milfs a few days ago. is the allure and also what is a milf is a milf is a milf does a milf have to be a mum no i know i know

i thought that's the one thing no no no no we did we discussed this a milf is at this point is this an a woman of a certain age a woman really i thought they have to be a mother i thought that's the whole point no now yeah but milf porn they're not mums yeah but there are other distinguishes right you got like cougar no coug a cougou you see cougar coulda should be the more common one really because Cougar to me is just an older woman the once the younger stud but doesn't necessarily have a child whereas Milf could be like any any age with a child yeah that's what I thought that's why I thought having a child being a mother is literally the one thing that defines you well yeah it's the first letter in Milf yeah what

What do you think of DILFs? Well... DILFs. Um... Well, they're the same as Mouths. They're literally the opposite of a milf. Opposite of a Mouth. Yeah, they're like Shadow Mulfs.

Oh, Joe name, that would be the title, Shadow Miltz. Like, DILFs are as popular as Mouths. No. No, generally they are. DILFs are in fashion. Like, if Robert Patterson had a son, he would be the biggest DILF. Or a daughter. Or a daughter. If he was a dad, he'd be the biggest DILF

ever and pretty much the majority of the population would dump their boyfriend and significant others to date Dillf Robert Patterson. Father P. Yeah, but they, a lot of people would, without him being a DILF. He's just a, did you see his pictures of him? I'm duelling in the Batman. Yeah, he had a jewel in his utility belt. He lost some DILF credit on that one, I will be honest.

No, it depends what he was duelling. That's true. Do you think Batman was baked? Just pure opium. No wonder you were so angry and kept getting hurt. That's that shit that he injects himself with at the end. Jewel. The venom, you mean?

Yeah. Setting up Bane. Mouths, yeah, we love the milfs. Invite all the milfs to the genre is your podcast. Yeah, if your mum is a mulf. That's no. Right. We got some stuffs.

Cool. We've got a few things. Oh, no. I do have a topic I want to bring up, because it's kind of ruined my whole life, to be honest. Oh, cool. Ever since, a few weeks ago, we went to McDee's. No, you're going to have to specify which McDee's, because we go so often. No, no, you'll understand once I get into the story.

We see someone else getting into their car, and they just look like a gender-swap version of me, right? Same outfit. Oh, yes. Identical, actually identical. My nawks, I love purple. It's the close your fucking room. Yeah, it's my go-to color scheme, you know, purple. Purple, black, white.

Yeah, basically. And you guys have been telling me, you've been seeing it more and more. These purple copiers. Mm-hmm. Ruining my whole image. No, it's actually insane. It's so in. Yeah.

Yeah. I haven't seen it much locally, but we're in Wiltshire you know it's it's not like the hive of bustling bussy you know whereas you go to because I recently went to Bath

hence me tweeting about gay street Oh yeah yeah yeah because that's a street in Bath and just so many guys wearing purple jumper black trackies or jeans white shoes Yeah

because every five minutes I was like is Alex in Bath right now? I was like, oh no, that's just some guy. Yeah. And I thought I was safe with purple. So I've been wearing purple for years and years. It's been my favorite color for so long. Yeah.

And here we are. Ruined. I think we aren't the most... We're not, like, in tune with current fashion trends. We're not fashion people. So having you being a trailblazer and actually paving away before, because you've been doing this for like two plus years,

purple and black has been your thing for a long time so you being this far ahead of the curve because I was so hyped just to even find some purple clothing that was like a unisex or at least for men it's just not the most common colour for due clothes but then we had the nice show-off last episode

of all of us wearing yeah that's actually what sparked that was an explosion yeah yeah I want to throw that out there That now I just, I've got, I don't know where to go from here. I think you need to go, you need to go yellows. I can't abandon purple though. You can. No, you reverse it, purple trousers.

No, you make purple permanent. But that's what I've been like doing. No, no, no, no, no. It's in you can't change clothes. You can't change the color of your car. Bright purple car. Literally, it's the same as wearing clothes. It's the, your icon.

It's the same as wearing clothes. More people see your car when you're driving somewhere than people see you in the crowd and that's a fact more people notice it talking about if you're driving to mcdonald more people are going to see your bright purple car then they're going to see you walking in purple down the street so make that put make your car purple because then that's a permanent you're purple forever nobody can change that but the the issue is the fashion part it's not a purple car i do like seeing purple cars but that doesn't solve my purple uh no but then you can change clothes because you've got that permanent purple in your life.

This is me being weird because I believe cars are as important as to you as fashion. There's no difference to what you drive and what you were. There's no difference to it. I disagree. No, explain. Cars are more expensive. So if you buy a cheap car because you don't, like, cars don't do it for you. no I suppose that is a statement

it's the statement of I I don't care about cars you people who love fashion they do it because they want to be individualistic quite it's like your fashion it's your style so why would you then getting like a car that is cookie cutter like everyone else is on the road because there's no individualism

no but people don't buy clothes to necessarily be like outspoken it's a status quo thing it's like oh I want to be like trendy like everyone else and I want to spend the money to like prove that I have money to spend

it's like a big part of it that's the same of course yeah I just think they're intertwined to a certain extent they are and there's no because it's true with you the piss is not a normal pisser that's not that you never see another one like that

because you've put your mark on it your individualism you as your character on that car so that's even though it's a it's a youse you see them everywhere you won't see that yias because that's your yowis little things like that

which is the same as what you were I agree it's like if you see a bunch of people you know exactly what every car they own because they're into time I'm just in clothes than I am in cars more you know that's because you haven't embraced cars as a part of you about an individualistic part of you

what do you mean but Alex's car is a statement his is pure pure utilitarian so Alex doesn't put make his car any different to be himself he is purely yeah the lack of a statement is a statement but that's everyone that's fine this is me being not make a statement no you want to make a statement embrace making a statement embrace making a statement embrace making a statement. Yeah, it's just there's so many statements to make. You've got to like choose which ones you want to do, right? Well, I mean...

There's only so much bandwidth available to be like, this is why you need experts in cars, you need experts in fashion, you need... Why'd you point at me? To be honest, I'm going to be honest, you are the most fashionable out of all of us. No, not Alex. No, no, absolutely.

Alex was wearing purple and black way before all this stuff. That's a unique coincidence, okay? But you, on, on, if we, let's say we go to McDonald's, when we like walk into St. So you're like your best clothes. No, but Jamie, but if we're just going to McDonald's, this is, but think going to McDonald's is the most sloppiest thing you can ever do. Nobody puts effort into going to McDonald's.

You wear, you wear pajamas to go to McDonald's, bro. So if you're going to McDonald's, and there's me and there's Jamie, and Jamie has him fucking impeccable drip, and I'm looking like shit, that proves that Jamie's unbelievable and fashionable, even at the lowest you could possibly be, which is McDonald's at 10 o'clock, Jamie's drip is incredible. That's not just why Jamie has fashion, is fashionable.

Like, when we go to McDonald's together, we look like fucking shit, whoa. Jamie looks incredible. I don't care. I feel my trying to impress. Yeah, exactly, but Jamie is... These are pretty much slippers what I'm wearing right now. You know? This is the thing that's too much to know.

There's too much to learn. That's why I've settled on just knowing children's toys, Lego. Just keep it simple. No, but I genuinely don't understand fashion and I find buying clothes quite difficult. I think

the problem in fashion is it's too fast. Fast fashion. The trends change. You can just go buy a shirt, but if Kanye the next day wears something, your whole fucking bin your wardrobe. That's how quickly it changes. Yeah, I guess it also depends like the environment you live in.

even like LA I'm sure there's way more of a pressure to do like it whereas around here there's like nothing we scared people wearing those those ponchos yeah that's how scared do you do you know what my strategy is now um for clothes what trying to look like a protagonist today is not a good example you want to look like a main character yeah like with the jackets I wear I think like when I'm playing GTA 4 how am I dressing up Nico right so I go to my wardrobe and I look in the mirror and it's like thing, ding, thing, thing, scrolling through my clothes and then

yeah, yeah, I like that. I would actually, I would prefer, this is why the future is going to be great is that you can just see a loading screen of all your clothes and you can just make your match them. I'd actually have like good fashion then because I can actually see what I look like and be like, that looks shit, that looks great.

And I'd actually look good for ones instead of looking like shit all the time. This is the whole metaverse beautiful. right yeah it doesn't even have to be real life yeah everyone will be wearing the the purple sweatshirts in the metaverse soon enough yeah if not already as long as the price is cranked up so people can like act like it's drip yeah yeah each each digital item will be a with its own micro transaction yeah be an NFT all clothes are NFTs yeah it's the only way you can ever but the I truly believe that is the

worst statement you can make with an outfit is that this is a expensive. Yeah, that's my supreme issue. It's no different from driving around a Lamborghini. Identical. It's the same thing. Same reason. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's lame. But there's more... I can respect the ingenuity of making a car like that. Yeah, because it's... Just slapping like gold chain emblems on a track suit with some Gs or whatever. It's not pushing the boundaries in any way.

No, it's just like garing. so that it catches eyes and screams from that person I'm rich and value that in a person That's what you're saying, I value material Peacocking, yeah When cars are like that

It's because that car's faster I want to track than the carve out of it Yeah and that takes actual like million dollars Yeah It takes engineering genius It's what you're saying about the statement though

Where it's like what is like an everyday person What practical usage do they have? have for like a Lamborghini. Yeah. But it's, it's, yeah. I can respect it in that, they're like,

there needs to be a reason for that to be created. And the reason is somebody's going to buy it. Because it is cool. Yeah. But I guess it's just a practicality thing. It's like, there are people programmed that way. They win the lottery.

The first thing, the first thing on their mind is that I'm getting that Lamborghini. Mm-hmm. And then they're broken like a few months. Yeah. Yeah. What is the first thing? you would buy?

Um, I don't know. I feel like my answer would be really boring. Mine would be as well. I'd probably just buy, um... Yeah, Leggett. Yeah, yeah. I can see it right now, Alex. You'd buy a car shit.

No, no, no, no. Because I know what Alex would do, because he'd look. He wouldn't just buy Lego. He'd met a game the Lego. So you'd go on the Lego shop and find out which he can get the most of his credits on and get the most of a reward point. Yeah, no, I was trying to figure it's... Ah, no, that's a whole other thing.

Forget about it. What would I buy? Um, no, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd pay off everyone his houses. Because that's the best way to use the money. Don't want, it was not self-indulgent stuff, you'd make sure everyone around you's solid. And then I'll buy wheels. Yeah, you buy a garage so you can store wheels. Oh no, yeah, I'd have like, you know, there's like, uh, garages where it's like the black and white floors and there's like eight, eight doors. Yep, just that. I live in it. Yeah, just a little bunk bed in the corner.

What would you buy? Um, I'd obviously buy a, a neon late gamer set up with the cat ear headpins a million dollar goon set up it's the most incredible it's like

Batman at the end of the dark night it's welcome to the second half of the JAR Media pos-Dect where we answer

questions from the suggestion thread on R-slash JARMedia not R-slash FNAF which is still

still just growing uncontrollably don't don't acknowledge it Sven left the first comment to get us going Can you put a purple podcast triangle in the thumbnail of this episode for old time's sake? No.

What do you mean no? You know what? Just for them, I'm going to put a purple triangle in the corner. Don't let anyone do... No, don't let them control you. No, it's not that it's the whole... No, it is.

No, no, no, no. You're succumbing to their influence. No, because in the top right corner for this whole episode, there's been a nice purple triangle. Oh, look, I'm metagaming the fucking YouTube. How's it metagaming? It's interacting with the community. That's the whole fun of jail, right?

Did you say the triangle's in the corner? Yeah, right now. Wrong one. This corner. That one. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll move it as soon as you did then. No.

Oh. Have me eat it. No, that's too... Yeah, that's too much effort. I can't do that. You can? Just 3D-CG here. Outsource it's a fucking somewhere in Asia or something.

outsource it to V-source I'll outsource it to V-source 3 Yeah V-sor 3 Is he the punk rocker sort of one No, that's Vinny sauce What? No, there's a V-source

That's like kind of punk rock Yeah, Vinny sauce No, but he's V-Source 2 or 3 No, yeah, Vinny sauce I'm not fucking drink Vinny sauce is a fiend His name is Vinny Yeah

Vinny Vinny L1L underscore BBY says Have you boys ever considered Hosting a live stream or live event Where you allow Jarlings to call in and ask questions Offer thoughts and or otherwise interact directly with you I think it'd be a fun down

Town Hall style exercise And given how tight-knit and invest to the JAR Media fan base is You have no problems getting view at involvement Game on as always big follows No, I'm really shy James is too shy I think that's actually a good idea It's more

I wouldn't do I wouldn't live stream it there's no way I'd fucking do that Yeah because Jamie would say something That's quite inappropriate No it's more like If you're live streaming

And you're having random people on You're just inviting trolls basically Yeah If you pre-record stuff You'd have to do it like through Discord or whatever What's what you're doing? Nothing I'm practicing my foot job skills

Yeah I think it would be fun It's just like a technical thing so you got to get all that set up you got to get it all going got to get all right um what do you think of the idea could be funny yeah because then i the way i see it is if you're like if it is just like a fucking disaster then that's the thing if it's live stream then it's like just permanently disaster for everyone to see whereas you have room if like oh maybe that doesn't work as well just scrap it yeah because james develops

Tourette sometimes. When he's in a good mood. Yeah. If I'm in a bad mood, I'm normal. Isn't that like a thing that's been popping up on like TikTok? It's like people like self-diagnosing themselves with Tourette's and shit like that. There's like an uprising.

Then they can just say whatever they want. Yeah. I've actually got... There's that episode of South Park where Kahnman literally does that. Yeah. And then he actually like develops it. He gives himself Tourette. Yeah. Moon Man lives in a house Are Jim's pants still on top of the conservatory?

No No, they haven't been for fucking years Yeah, weren't they there for so long That they basically broke down They kind of disintegrated Yeah, they broke down They got eaten They're probably all like in birds' nests

Yeah, the birds probably picked it apart And made little nests out of them It's better, a good installation Yeah Yeah Those nests must be mighty fine And a bit stinky I don't have stinky panties

I think we might have a stinky panty question coming up but my boars are Richie says Is there anything you wish you had a recording of E.g. the time Alex did an Australian accent in a death parade or maybe you wish you had videos from a particular birthday or holiday from your childhood I would have like to see my drowning Which I forgot about the drowning thing

but what do you mean like I would just like to see the footage of you drowning yeah that's pretty bleak yeah that's fuck man oh no because then I'd finally know what happened or no

I wish I had footage of James doing his um rabid's impression because it was so spot on back in the day it was perfect fucking spot on no I'd like to see the moment pissadick was created so I can clear my name

that's a really good answer is it actually gone yeah no that's long gone yeah all the piss of dick shit is gone yeah the truth can actually never be revealed yeah

it's all here so this is how every myth is born how every legend is forged yeah yeah well I would also like is the Minecraft machinema well that was never like completed those

I know but I don't want to never nothing ever came yeah but that's what you're wishing you're wishing for yeah I want the footage of it No, I thought it was like to have a recording of what you mean. A moment. Like us sitting there at like three in the morning.

Oh, you mean like, yeah, like a bird's eye camera of us like all recording on Minecraft for like 10 hours. I'm pretty sure I just went to bed because I got fucking bored of it. Oh my God, I got really angry because it's just Alex was like the director. Yeah, I was trying to organise it and you guys were just, I had no idea what was happening. You had no idea what's happening. Oh, God, it's the cringiest thing we've ever done. the cringest. I got really angered because you wouldn't let me sleep. I had a really bad headache. Yeah, I was being like, uh, Stanley Kubrick, like, abusing you. Yeah. No, we need to get this done now.

Yeah. But that was one way, like, in editing, it was like so fucked. And I just knew. And that's me saying that at that time, even aren't me then. Well. So imagine what it was like. Holy shit Well the gold The real thing that has been kept Is alive We need to put it in a time capsule And bury it

Yeah No we need to We need to It should be out of our control And that the person who finds it Can watch it and find it so cringy That they have the choice To destroy it or share it

That's what we should do What? The woods one Yes It needs to be put in a time capsule No yeah I think we should buy like a lockbox put it on a hard drive

delete it off of everything else bury it somewhere but hard drives can fail no it won't back up back it up at two two hard drives and then it's a person who finds its choice

that they can they might watch it and be so paralyzed with cringe that they just destroy it for the greater good of humanity or they can be chaos the fuck is this weird shit yeah they're just

because you find a hard drive buried in the world and you're like expecting the worst yeah yeah it's just a cringy video it's like 3 14 year just been the cringiest fucking

yeah and you have that choice you can be evil or good you can literally humiliate them online for his forever or destroy it what would you do what would you do if you have wound and personally stumbled across that video what would you do

nowadays I don't think I'd plug anything I'd just like find on the street Oh, that's changing the question, answer the question. What would you do? Because I've actually... I remember when on a dog walk once, I found an SD card. Like an intact SD card.

Oh, yeah, we used the Wii to look through it. Yeah, that's right. There were some pretty funny pictures on there. There were like llamas or something. Yeah, it was quite weird. Yeah, it was just like falling out of somebody's camera. That's... What you're getting out, though, was just that allure.

I don't think you could... The big question mark of like, what is on this thing? I've just discovered it. I don't know if that's like, but that's why it's a good strategy for people to like infect your computers with it. Just use like a burner laptop. Yeah. So, what would you do? Plug it to the burner laptop.

No, no. Then what would you do with the video once you see it? Um, if it's just of some random, like, teenagers I've never met. Yeah, being cringy, being cringy, Minecraft roleplaying. Yeah. Yeah, I'd upload it. I hate you. Yeah.

No, you're missing. Because if it's that cringy, I'll find them. And I'll get a ransom out of them. I'd ransom the video back. Yeah, how much would you pay for that video to not be uploaded? Because, I mean, it's one video that doesn't really affect me and James. See, this is the thing. If someone came to who's just like, 150 quid,

and you can have this back up, be like, here's 150 quid to upload it. Personally, none if someone was trying to blackmail me with that I'd be like fuck you just upload it like damn okay it doesn't bother me that much because I feel like everyone is so cringe and most people are too scared to even put anything out there to begin with it's like at least I fucking tried yeah I'm not used the carpenter mod I don't give a shit

I ain't in it never mind that's why I died wanted that's why I wanted to be out viewable to everyone. You can see Alex's old school drip. I'm pretty sure you were you still had drip back then. Did you wear purple back then? No, Alex wore like old man clothes. Oh yeah, he did it. Yeah. It's like your dad

gave it to him. Yeah, I just wore a hammy downs, basically. You did have like one purple cardigan type thing. Remember that? Oh, I'm pretty sure I've worn it in the cooking video. Yeah, I wore that purple cardigan in the Tomscar like weird video thing. that's one of the rare ones it was just James and I think was in there yeah really funny

that's a great yeah I got forgot about that one it's actually crazy that we've actually captured those moments and we can look back at them now it's like no different then it's James going I like trains yeah it's the same shit A flat circle, bro. We've not changed at all. What does that mean time is a flat circle? Like, what way are you looking at the circle? Are you, like, top down?

I'd say it's on a 75 degree angle. So it's more like an oval. Time is a flat oval. Do you got to change? Like, are you on the perspective of the circle just going around? You're seeing it as a flywood. You know? Oh, right.

Are you talking about the... The degrees on the X or Y axis. Because if you change them on the X, it's just still a circle. Once you're talking about X and Y axes... Well, no, because that's an X and Y. If the circle's there... Now, that's plus. Because if you change it on one, it's still a circle.

If you're changing the view that way, 75 degree, then the circle's more... No, but we're in 3D space. So there's X, Y... So circles here, if you're looking at it straight on and you change the degrees, it's still a circle because you've just changed the rotation. No, but think about perspective. Circle, now it's like from this angle. That's not an X or Y's axis anymore.

That's like... That's what I'm saying. Because it's, if time is a flat circle, we still exist in 3D space. What does it mean? Is it a flat circle on? Something that we're looking at? Or are we in the circle going round and we can't look out of it? No, because Alex wasn't saying that we're in the circle.

Alex was saying that the circle was... I'm just saying... You're just in the circle by 75 degrees, so what axis? You can't say something... Because if it's that... So profound, but not understanding. If you change that, 75 degrees, it's still a circle. But if you change it that way, you're now just...

The circle is now flipped and you're changed. Because it was there and now it's there. So you're looking here. It's like, it's not a circle. It's more like a... Oh, that's what I was saying. Yeah, that's what I mean. You're changing the axes.

I repeat, time is online. I repeat, time is online. All I'm saying is in the future, just don't say things you don't understand. Yeah, Alex. But then I can't really say anything. I do wish I had that destiny raid recorded there. Yeah, that would look funny.

I didn't. I wish you had recorded the one where the guy did the Joker impression. I wasn't there for that. Ooh, that's a good one. But the thing is, do you think he was another you trying to fuck with people? Um, that would be the ultimate joke. Mm.

Uh, joke her. Yeah. The ultimate joke? No, it seemed, it seemed too genuine. Mm. You seem like, actually, you're, like, proud and that he'd been, like, practicing it, you know? It was, like, one of those.

Mm. You've had someone do an impression like that, and you're just like, cool. Yeah. awkward I generally I wish

if there's anything I can move from my history it would just be the whole destiny era What do you mean But the destiny era is not over No I didn't play them

Because I wasn't allowed to play it Because you had your little trio That's not You didn't even own it And you never showed any interest I played all the rage with you Because it's the only time I could play it with you

Because the game was a free player No I swear you did the raid That's not true Because I did it a few times Because I Because I was jerking off most of the time I'm doing it. Yeah, that makes sense. Why do you think I was like so uninteresting

because I was just doing other things? Jerking off to Destiny Hento. Yeah, to the stranger or whatever, her name is. I got carried in every way for a reason. Yeah, Destiny. I still like Destiny. I think it's better than destiny too interesting just my little five cent um Gigi noodles the poo man has one for James what does James think of the fuck

cars movement oh the fuck cars movement yeah now does that mean fuck cars or fuck cars as in fuck cars eco bad you know right and I understand it mainly from an American point of view because the entirety of America is based upon motorways and cars. You can't walk anywhere. Yeah, it's built with the infrastructure to prioritise making money from cars. It's all a profit, developed,

economy, world, whatever. So I completely understand that. Change city centres to be more friendly for public transportation. Change motorways to be World War trucks, you know, whatever. It's happening in Germany, it's happening also. You can see examples of it.

What are you giggling about? no elaborate you can't just giggle in the background yeah you can yeah it's totally irrelevant what do you mean

I was just looking at the TV and watching James what do you mean and that was just a brief moment where James resembled the face he pulled in the classic video

Alien Land on it. Really? No, don't tell him that. It was just playing that over in my head.

Because he's going to find it and now that's going to be a whole new fucking thing. I'm surprised that hasn't been a jartham nail actually. Don't, please don't.

No. I love that video. I was like in a goon hole in that moment. I was just really fucking fucking. Let's think

to the Assassin's Creed soundtrack. My whole life flash before my eyes. I think we should take cars out of the system. Yes.

that is wacky though isn't it like at least in the UK we're kind of restricted to the horse and cart nature of the fucking way yeah the classic way we built rid yeah like if anyone wants to understand what it's like being in it's like build houses and you're still driving on the roads from the 1800s yeah the same surface that's the thing yeah we're building new houses but designing the estates and stuff like it was still 1820 to connect to the same fucking pebble horse and track road that 50 million other people are on at the same time every single

day. We're driving cars so wide they can barely fit two of them down a lane. Yeah. It's insane. And you're more likely to get killed by said cars because they're so big and obscene. Do you know what we saw

when we'll come back from the cafe this morning? A motor motor just in the middle of two parking spaces. Like no far. Actually in the centre like the line that divides them in between its wheels what are they actually called because in my mind they're just motomotos

SUVs no because okay motomoto is a broad term for every SUV if you see an SUV there's also the that rangerover yes it's a rangerover but there's many because there's of the the true motomotos is a rangerover discovery a rangerover sport and a rangerover

evoke the evokes the cheapest one is the true like victoria Beckham one that she designed it so that is the motor and everyone and then you've got the Torby one which is the Discovery and then you've got the sport which is like

which is the one like Kim Kardashian drives around in I don't think that's no I think that's a Cadillac but I thought like the Kardashians were part of the whole SUV thing yeah that's what I mean there's so many every every company sells

five different kinds of SUVs yeah but it seems like as far as the like hierarchy the social hierarchy of um it's range rovers range rovers are like considered the winner they're tory guys if you see someone with a rangerover they are tory i don't think there's a single left-wing person who owns a at a rangerover you can please jar if you all the people you know who are left wing do they drive motomotos i don't i think the motomoto spectrum is a political

spectrum. No Motto always left wing. The bigger Motto you go, white wing. And that's true. Pickups. Does Sorony owns a pickup? Do they care about progressive, like, policies? They care about killing, they care about slaughting boxes. Are you saying every

person that drives a three-wheeled car? No, I'm talking about pickups. A communist. A communist. What free-wheeled car? Every car is a free-wheeled car. What are smart cars? What are you if you drive a smart car? Smart cars A little bit left

No, hyper-left No, not radical left Yeah, radical left Someone who's radical left Won't drive a car Because they're part of the fuck cars movement What is a champagne socialist Drive?

Motto-Moto Yeah, Motto Moto Because they're not socialists, they're toys Interesting Yeah No, what do you drive?

You're an example, you're a very good example of this I drive an electric An electric car You drive an electric car And are you white wing Uh Uh oh

Avoid the question Don't answer that How would Stephen Crowder handle this Um he'd just go out And buy another Wainterover You'd go and No

I'm not gonna go there Don't buy Wain Drover Don't buy a Motto Unless you got loads of money And in that case If you've got tons of money Go for it They look really cool inside

You're really You're more likely to kill the person you hit with them. Yeah, but you're less likely to die. Yes. It's up to you. If you want to kill someone, buy a motomoto, make it look like an accident. It's the ultimate materialism vehicle. Yeah.

It's like totally like nothing outside of me right now matters. Like I'm in the tank. The environment doesn't matter. Yeah. The people around the safety of others don't matter. The economy doesn't matter. The sight lines of other people don't matter. I need.

to take up that I need to be all of it. I need to be there and everything. Do you know the funniest thing about Motos is the majority of drivers, that's the dashboard and that's their eyes. So how the fuck can they see? Well yeah, because it's like five for two soccer moms. This is a thing. I don't understand.

I see this. Why do people put their seat as low as possible to the floor? Why does everyone drive around like they can't fucking see over the dashboard? Well yeah, I get it if you're a drug dealer. That's the one time. Yeah, you're trying to get away from the police.

Yeah, you're trying to get away from the police. Yeah. You're trying to, even trying to look really chill I'm like, you're not going to break me. I notice this because in my car where I sit, it's like, you can see all of me because it's just, you know, I sit up. Yeah, your head pokes out of the sunroof.

Yeah, it does. And it's just like, it's a thing because it's like, yeah, you're looking at me. Well, you can do about it. You know, it's alpha to be seen. Sitting with the dashboard there, you'll be you. If you could Thanos snap and commit genocide,

against any like a group what would you do that we're getting into who are you genociding yeah because that's what he does

but his whole thing is that he's not biased but I think he's wrong I think that's where Thanos messed up I think he should have a bias bro this is a dodgy question

it's not what demands how you answer it which exactly um people who can Fox hunters.

Any one? No, no, no, no. I've got, there's a good reasoning for this because someone who likes the act of slaughtering animals, they're not a positive, they're not any human that's worth interacting with.

If they like killing animals. Does it count if it's like a mountain man who's... That's different. He's defending himself. Yeah. Well, not defending himself, but like he's hunting for food. Like, he's a mountain man. He's off the grid.

If he's truly doing that with his heart in mind, He would respectfully deal with the animal, you know? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you can respectfully kill a deer or whatever. Yeah. I have an extreme view that someone who hurts animals isn't human. Okay. If you enjoy killing animals for fun,

you're not allowed to be trusted with someone like, with a human. Kill them. Yeah, it's normally a telltale sign that something's gone a bit. Exactly. So, genociding them would affect nobody. The question has gone too far. Extremism on job.

What's your answer? I said Rangerover, owners. Okay. Yeah, but now you're killing... There's no one left in the country. It would be awesome. It's just like empty. All the road would be empty.

Yeah, it would be lovely. Parking would be so much easier. Yeah, but imagine all the kids who don't have moms because their moms have been genocide because they're sock and ones. Just create a new problem. Exactly.

You, that's worse than Thanos. So what you're saying, Thanos was right? Yes. No, I said he's wrong because he wasn't biased. I'd Thanos snap all the Marvel fans. Again,

there, just no one would be left. Just like five people who were alive. No, we'd actually finally get a good cinema. No, I'd know what I'd do is... I'm not gonna go. No, I... No, we can't keep going into the Marvel shit. Or can we?

No, fuck it. Yeah, I just recently watched Infinity War. I am a Marvel fan, so I'd snap myself. No, this is the thing where, like, I've got my problem with Marvel movies, but I just, the whole anti-Marval movement is almost annoying me as much as the pro-marve movement, you know? Yeah. To be fair, if you did that, there don't be one member left of John.

Because I've been on the anti-marvel phase for literally... No, but you like the Eternal, so you're... Then comes in and if I can ask the Eternal. Yeah. I'd snap Eternals fans. Don't buy. Every person that we disappeared in the world, James. Only the true Eternals fans.

One single. Yeah, but what about it was the bamboozled all along? I know you like that movie. How? Yeah, that's, Thanos, he's spent all this time, and that's his wish, and it destroys the gauntlet, and just no one disappears. Because it actually does not a single... True eternal fan. There definitely is, though.

You fin and know there is. Oh, yeah. John Stark. I was thinking about it like the equivalent of me like when Halo 4 came out that kind of fan where it's like new thing in franchise I love I just have to love it yeah you just tell you can imagine yeah like there's like an 11 year old that like went to see Eternals and it's like so hyped it's the new one in the yeah in the Marvel universe and it's like the most fucking boring thing and in the niggling in the back of their mind they're like this is like really

shit but they keep reminding themselves when Harry Stiles shows up at the end this is part of something yeah this is part of that thing I like it doesn't matter if it's bad now because it's going to be good later yeah the worst discovery as soon as they figured that out it was over well that they could just make shit with the promise of the perpetual promise of good things to come yeah it works though it's the same it's like gambling yeah yeah no because then you low you have the the bar so low that when you do provide like a little update everyone cheers and claps it's like yeah it's by design it's designed specifically for that? Yeah. It's like eating cookie.

Sven has a good one. Hey Jail, boys. I have a question about English counties. Here in America, counties are pretty unimportant, and people generally only know the county they live and one, maybe two counties next to them. But in England, people seem to have more of a connection to their county like how you boys always use Wiltshire to describe people. Is this true? also how do you pronounce Shire From what I've seen most English people pronounce it Shia Like a sheer sheep

And fancy people pronounce it Shire But your boys pronounce it Shire This question is stupid Because you can't compare it to America Because people here and in the rest of Europe Can have more connection to their state, county, whatever Because the countries are smaller America is huge

Who cares about what tiny county you are in what state There's 49 states The Land map How many times can you fit the UK and to the US. Yeah, two, three,

maybe even four. So, like, if England was four times bigger, Wiltshire wouldn't mean nothing to anybody. It's just because

it's a significant portion of England. England's tiny. They're like only a small amount of counties and it's kind of a easy, geographic way to just describe

Wiltshire, where you are. Somerset, Somerset, Devon. The town. And London But I did always like the fact that we're in Wiltshire

Because the Shire Yeah The Shire is just It is the most Shire part of England But Cotswap Oh their tories are there Those are toys here, bro Swindon is the Shire

Swindon is the Shire if Sarron won No, I was actually Yeah I was in No, it was when I was in When I was in Bar I was just walking through Bath, right?

And then I hear... Someone had, like, a loud speaker playing, like, the Hobbiton music. Oh, you're saying, like, the shy theme. Yeah. But to be fair, Bath is very nice. Yeah, Bath is, um... Bath makes me think of, like... White Run.

More like... I can get to Thrones Like one of the families That's like really rich or whatever You know They live in Bath Yeah And it's called Bath

Because of the spa What What cities of all places in Wiltshire Are the cities of Skyrun Which is Oh what's that crappy one River Run is River one's Bradford or Avon

No it's Brom No because it's With Bradfordon Avon's too big Yeah, but it's a whither We're not talking about sizes I'm thinking of what places Like Bradford or don't even is White, white

River one No, it's not I love the idea of like someone in like Australia or America hearing this And like Bromums Finally getting their shout out, you know I'm gonna live there You are

It's nice It's a really nice It's they've got a good pub One Yeah they also They do Strange things in Bromom Gagg Geng, gait.

Come to calm, get knifed. But the reason you hear it like that when we say Wiltshire is because saying Wiltshire. Well, it would be annoying. It makes you sound like a twat and it's just pronounced Wiltshire. I live in Wiltshire. I live in the Shire. But if you read S-H-I-R-E, you don't say sure. We wouldn't say that, yeah, the sure in Lord of the Rings.

We'd say the Shire. Yeah. Okay, uh, crowbar in the wind says, Hey Jha, do any of you three have any friends or family that are really into conspiracy theories? I have certain members of my family that watch videos about them regularly. And whenever someone brings up something that might be loosely connected to a conspiracy, they'll jump into the conversation and go off on what sometimes ends up being a 30 minute tangent about what they've seen being discussed about it online. Um, yes. Us. Us

Do we not tell with them? Begak? Begak? Well, no one directly in my family is a conspiracy fierce but

my boss is Yeah So it's It's kind of interesting to hear It's like a night It's I like having a little peek home into You know that world

It's really fascinating But hear me out on 9-11, okay? Yeah, I had a weird one, weird semi-interaction with a conspiracy theorist, I guess. Because every now and again, like, someone will find my email and just, like, spam me with emails, right? I know there's one person who was like just spamming me

with just threads of emails of them basically talking to themselves but using my email for some reason um and they were saying all this like weird like QA non like just all the crazy like

just name all the conspiracies it was all of them and like all weird links to articles and stuff and it was like this totally unhinged just conversation and I didn't block them because I was like kind of curious just seeing your reply but I made the mistake they were doing this with like weeks

just threads just tens and tens of emails just constantly and this was around the time of when I was in Canada I fucking forgot to I to block them before going to Canada so I was like going around Canada using my data

receiving these fucking emails constantly and that's what made me block it finally because it was just getting more and more ridiculous. That could have been the start of an insult, like, origin story. That you were that only hope to stop them and then they're going to come and kill you. Yeah, man. Every now and again, you get ones of those. And the best ones are like when you've had someone do that and then two years pass and you randomly get a message.

Hey, sorry for like the weird way I used to message you like years ago I was like going through something at the time I've had a few of those and it's like really weird each time I don't believe in anything Yeah Yeah true Bubba Ducky has one James might like I've started selling cars despite not knowing shit about them

It's the best job I've ever had pretty much purely for monetary reasons Never been into cars until now, so I'm consistently tuned. I've consistently tuned my brain out whenever James was ranting about cars. Now I'm just curious what James thinks of Ford Motors and if he could give an update on how his car is doing and what plans he has for upgrading it. P.S. Hmm, bear bear. See, this is the thing with being a car salesman. It's not, you don't really need a direct knowledge of cars because the people you're selling a car to,

they don't care about nought to 60 times or anything. you kind of just have to sell what the company's spill is on the advert and you just have to be a really convincing person to be like you have to be a bit of a twat no but it's like you don't have to like I'd be a shit car salesman because the person who's buying a car doesn't give a shit about the suspension spring rates and LSDs well actually it might make you a good salesman because you can they'd get yeah yeah they might be yeah but it's like

I would not work in a Ford dealership or Mazda dealership I'd work in a dealership selling Japanese imports but you could do that thing that you could do the thing where like say it's me you quickly identify I have very limited you're incompetent so then you start whipping out all these like phrases and like yeah this thing can do this and that and I'm just like whoa this sounds like an amazing deal yeah I'm gonna buy it on the spot but that works both ways because when you get someone who actually knows all though they're buying and they know about cars you so as long as what you're saying is true yes

which it would be because you're a big car guy but that but but most people don't care about those things. I bet you could, you could, like, you get the classic guy with his wife and he's like trying to, you know, look cool. He's trying to look cool in front of his wife. I know everything the words you're saying.

The easiest way to sell a car is economy. Make it seem like it's really good on fuel because then that's more people can control that in because one costs are cheaper. That's easiest for it. Like, you can make a good amount of commission out of selling cars. Mm-hmm. Because, you know, if you're selling a lot of cars, if you're getting commissions on those, and if you're a really good salesman, fight in your contracts to get more, more percentage of a commission on cars you sell. Because if you're shooting those cars out of that dealership, you can make a mega buck and then invest that money.

In what? The company you work for. Sell yourself cars. It's genius. You're getting a huge commission. You're buying cars. You're getting the cars out. See, genius But in terms of my car My car's fine It's a boat It just works And what I'm planning to do with it

Is ruin it That's always your plan With your new cars I miss a car That it was horrible I've spoken to you to this About There's something

There's a charm To cars that are really Really Really inconvenient And hurtful A car the best kind of car is a car you get out of and you never want to drive again a car that is so atrocious in certain conditions

that it makes you hate them cars altogether but then for five minutes of that hot a driving it fucking blows your fucking mind it is so good that it completely validates what happens in this five minutes because sometimes when you describe these things it just isn't like insane okay so this situation was that I'd be driving to work in traffic every day to work

and whatnot because the time I was working every second of that made me hate my existence because it was so painful shaking dashboard all the time because I've got solid engine mounts because that was a loud ass car as well yes the clutch was stupidly heavy the gearbox was stupidly heavy

because it was all billet engine mounts billet shifter bushings I made because cars are designed to be easy for everyone. So you just remove that easiness and make it easy for no one. You like driving to actually be like a challenge each time. Yes. So that car

was awful. So what I'd do is in the morning, six o'clock in the morning, I drive to Starbucks clear roads. So these lovely roads, tight corners, I just do 120 down there and go round corners, but I wouldn't break. So it's like I'm approaching a tight bend. Most people

would break to like 50. I'd go around it at 90. saying you're like, you're getting, you know, the G's, the, you're feeling intense, you're pushing the car. And that's when it was incredible. And I miss having that. I miss having a car that was horrible. I get like wanting the challenge, um, like pushing it of actually driving. But it's like the sound thing. Like, it's so fucking loud.

You get like a headache after 15 minutes of driving in it. You say that, but the blueie rocked me to sleep. Bluey, blue is extreme. Bluey gave me hearing problems. I'm actually like death as a result of that guy. It's like, it's like, if you're on the other side of the womb and you start trying to say something to me, I'm not gonna hear you. I can't hear you. I'm fucking deaf. That's just from that car. Yeah. Every day. That was an hour every day in that car. Yeah. I remember you did like a cross country kind of drive in it and you were like when you finished it. Yeah. I'm just like, fuck man. We drove to Bristol. You, yeah. You were in it. Yeah. You were in it. Yeah. That was hell. With no aircon on like a 30 degree day. Dude. We were listening to music as well and like you just get a little snippet every now and again between.

Yeah, yeah. And that car, my next car, because because my car is just a nice car. It's just, it looks cool, it's nice to drive. You sit in the back and you're just having a nice, really relaxed time. Just with a, you know, vibe out to the music. So my next car is going to be Bluey times 10. I'm going to make a horrible car. And by that, I'm going to buy Honda.

Strip out all the interior so it's just metal. No speakers, no nothing. Really loud exhaust because there's a Honda. And the engine that is just... I'm disappointed we didn't document your cars before they went. Because it's like no history and footage on it. Well, Bluey, my first Mazda 3 was just loud and silly. I drove it like a lunatic

and then I had chaos Unlease which was a Mazda 3 but with a turbo and it was rough it was just a street car street spec car is a term for a car that's horrible and I've got my law

and I need I'm going back to a street spec car I want a car that is so horrible that you guys never ever want to go near it you know a bucket So you never have to drive us to McDonald's Yes

If you can drive to Oh no I'll drive us to McDonald's but you will get them want to just be sick because it would just be screaming because the Mazda was loud if I get a Honda that can go to $9,000 RPM really loud

screaming to 9,000 RPM you're going to hate it and that's why I want it did you actually answer the fuck cars movement just fuck cars

fuck cars are shit because we talked about it kind of just turned into talking about America like always This is the thing You never give me an opportunity to go to America Because I'm just going to shit on America Bear, Bear

Okay Let's end here then on this one Yeah From Sassy Sonia HD Hello there lads I've come to share details An event that I've had the misfortune of hearing about So a few weeks ago

A friend of mine visited another one Of my friends at their uni accommodation Let's call them Amy and Steve To Avoid Confusion So it all was well until the fatal moment, Amy wandered into the kitchen and glanced at a heap of laundry by the washing machine. No less than a pair of Steve's skidmark boxes lay at the top of the pile. As you can imagine, it soured the rest of the day for her. Shocking.

No fully grown adults should roam the earth with sodden underwear unless they're in the midst of a diarrhea disaster. As discussed it as I was, I wasn't surprised to hear the news at all. You see, I've asked many friends about their toilet habits, e.g. whether they look after wiping or not, if they roll or scrunch loo roll, splash back prevention strategies, etc. Of course, Steve happens to be one of the proud non-look scrunches bunch, so it's only a matter of time before a catastrophe like this happened. Ever since I found out, my trust in his personal hygiene has completely vanished. Thoughts? That's foul. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? He doesn't look? How'd you know if you're? Yeah.

If it's a scrunch as well, like this... No, no, no, this is the thing, because there's times when you do a shit, when you wipe and it's fucking shitty as fuck, there's shit everywhere. That's like the most passionate thing you've, like, ever done. It was beautiful. We get that, and then you look at that and you know, you know you've got another 10 wipes. At least, yeah. Yeah, to make it...

So if you do that and you scrunch it, you don't look and you send it down. Oh, it's so fucking disgusting. That is horrible. No, you... Imagine... No, I don't stop wiping until that toilet paper is clear two times in a row. Yeah, that is the wall, because then you know that once you pull your fucking underwear up, you're not scraping your shit all over your ass.

Yeah, because if you get shit in your underwear and then you're walking around, that shit isn't just staying around the asshole. That's getting spread to cheekage. And in some situations, it could become knobbage. Yeah, you could get shit on your balls. No, yeah, if some, if I knew someone did, oh fuck, this reminds me yesterday someone took a shit and they grunted the whole time

and they were shitting. What did they do? What of work? Yeah, they walk, they opened the loo door and walked straight out. No, they didn't even go to the sink. And they were clearly having a grunted shit situation. What is wrong with these people? How can you put your fingers near your asshole and then not wash? How can you not even look at your, your arse wipe?

and but do like if you knew someone did that I would never trust to go near them ever because it's like you might every time you shake their hand or like go near them use their keyboard well but what about if they've just

made some food they've just cut some bread yeah that's shit that is like you're not I don't think you're responsible enough to even clean yourself because if they're not going to wipe their ass properly do you think they're fucking cleaning their ass in the shabre

absolutely not no that would be the true utility of like these robot dogs and stuff we've been talking about they can like properly clean us just scan us and be like you got a bit of a shitty ass come on wipe that's the police state I want all the non wipers are being discriminated against yeah I heard my brother he he went missing the other day he wasn't wiping properly no but I completely like that is If you're leaving your shitty underwear on the joint household

Yeah, how do you not notice you have shitty underwear? Unless they're not even looking at the underwear. They take them off, they're not even looking. Like, that's how bad the hygiene is. And is the thing, is those pool layers? Are they multiple layers? Have those underwear been kept on more than a day? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is there different crustiness? Yeah, no, is it that point where, like, this is just a pair of underwear that have been, like, shout on so many times they just have permanent brown that those underwear do exist yeah permanent brown

I suppose there are people that like don't change their underwear every day and stuff like who'll I don't know but does some people go for like five days

or like three days how can you go three days they're changing underwear that's genuinely actually like dangerous yes you're risking that's nobbage that you mean

might get some knobbitch infection. But surely people might do it. Like some people have such bad personal hygiene like, you know? Or like what about all these people that were never taught? If like you're raised by someone like that and it's all you know.

This is why you do the tactic of inside out. If you've got if you got poo shit on one side, inside out. But then you're the poo shit's facing like your trousers and like wiping. Yeah, that's the whole point of underwear instead that you don't shit and piss up your trousers. Out in the wild. it will save you.

Because you can get four days. In a true emergency. You can get four days out of a single pair of underwear. Because then you do it. Well, you could get, potentially you could have years. So you get shit all over you at. You get, because you do one day when it's just normal.

Then you flip it the other way around. And then inside out. Shitty cut. Inside out. So then you've got that one side of inside out. Flip it around. So basically your shit is plastered not only on the inside, but all the,

so it's like a 360 degree shit stain all over your body and trousers. It will save you out in the wild. Bear grills. Bear grills gets a fucking UTI. But that is super disgusting. And I would, if I was in that situation and that was like I'd witnessed, I'd be a cunt and I'd talk to them about it.

I'd confront them about their shitty hygiene. Because if you're sharing a household of them, it's like the shit store you brought up last week. Okay, this is perfect opportunity for. for a role play. We're not playing anyone else but ourselves. Picture this this scenario. You've come over to gym. I'm just doing the washing. You notice

the basket, the top of the pile, there's just three pairs of like they're encased. They are fucking swollen with shit. How do you approach that? See, the thing is, when people in these hypothetical situations, people are afraid to approach the person because it's going to embarrass them. But that embarrassment's

the only way they're going to change. You need to humiliate someone. You need to humiliate someone for them to realize they're a bit disgusting. Yeah. It's the hard truth. Something like this, yeah. But you're the, you're, it is this is like the alpha test. If you're willing to confront someone about their shitty hydrant,

you're like top tier. Joe Rogan, pussy old compared to you. We didn't talk about that. The Joe Roganers who were next to us in the holy shit, that was close. Oh, in that situation, I'd just be like, Jamie, I've seen your your underwear.

Wait, why isn't it my underwear? Alex is my underwear. Yeah, it was mine, to be fair. Alex. What is that on top of the laundry pile? Just loads of shit. Do you think this is acceptable in this house?

No, it's vile, and I'm honestly a shame you saw it. But I'm glad you are shamed, because this needs to change. I don't want to be doing this shit next week and seeing your shitty underwear on top. At least hide it. layers deep so I don't have to see it. No, that's the wrong lesson.

Yeah, it's a one player. You need like, you're fucking disgusting. I, like, maybe a classic. What is wrong with you? Yeah, what's wrong? What the fuck is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Can you not fucking wipe your ass properly?

Are you tripling all over the seat when you're fucking shitting as well? You should be ashamed of yourself. It's why if I knew who flemned all across the fucking floor at my work toilet, I would confront them and I'd do it, I'd do it at their desk in front of everyone else. So then everyone knew they flound all over the fucking floor.

Humiliate people for being fucking pigs. Unless they're big and strong and might beat you up. Fuck it, they can beat me up because I'd just get, I'd call the police on them. If they want to assault me, do it. That was supposed to be the last one, but there's

one more we have to do. Okay. From Moog latin. Riddle me this, Jha. I've got to do the full riddler thing, don't I? This is a riddle, and you've got to engage with the riddle and try and solve the riddle. Otherwise, this can't end. Is it an actual riddle?

Yeah, this is a riddle. The riddler has written in to Jha. Is there an answer? Yeah. Riddle me this, Jha. I'm green, yet I do not grow. I'm heavy. Yet I am not slow

You push me down yet off I go What am I? Eh You push me down You push me down yet off I go The riddler Close Can't believe Paul Dano's writing into the car

Yeah, yeah I'm green green but I do not grow I'm my knee oh close you can't just keep saying close to anything I'm green but I do what's the middle one well it's not plant I'll read it one more time I'm green yeah that's cross though I'm green yet I do not oh I'm heavy yet I am not slow you push me down yet off I go what am I am I your mom

uh what was the middle one again i missed it i'm heavy yet i am the diamond mine cart uh tank dempsey he wears the green fatigues you talk about him yeah that's tank dempsey yeah right um the answer was a green car

A green car. Thanks Moog. That fucking sucks. Oh, it's an earthquake. Watch out. There's an earthquake going on. Oh, Jesus. But we'll do your apology.

Fuck. Okay. I can do this. I really didn't want to have to make this video. Yeah, that's the classic. But here we are.