JAR Media Posdact - The ROTTA Standard

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 23:52 Housekeeping 37:53 Rotta has FINALLY BEEN CAST 50:07 Mid Break 59:01 Suggestion Thread Critique 59:51 Fake Laughs 1:07:47 Lego Racer Boss Ranking 1:09:27 CEX Defence 1:20:05 #Brocast37

Hey everybody, I'm in the biz. You know what the biz stands for? Biches in the zoo. Is that going to be automatically zipped? Oh yeah, I was telling Jim we have a new feature. We've invested in a new feature for the jar industries that filters out any rude word or any charged or emotional comment. So we don't have to think about that anymore. It's an AI automated system.

It scans every word we say and puts us sort of in check. Text of the serial. You text of the serial. See how good it works. Wow. That was amazing. It's made a paisley stand firm. I'd expect so.

Hearing those nasties come out of your mouth. Hearing those kind of epithets. Is that a word? I don't know. You hear those and it makes you stand too, doesn't it? doggy doggy toot toop woof woof that's what she's saying in that brain of hers she's covered in mud and poopies probably aren't you little stinkies of the poopie i think if you looked inside paisley's head you'd see a like the intro to saving private ryan really a scene like that yeah

i think it's like that scene from saving private ryan interspliced with something kind of spacey and like abstract you know non-literal of sorts maybe a race ahead maybe i don't watch movies like that more like what lynchian yeah do you know david lynch's middle name and this is a weird fact laughs solotti david laughs a lottie yeah isn't that a weird like just fact factoid I like factoids I'm full of them pick my brain and I'll give you facts for days

what's this absolute cinema meme about absolute cinema you know it's the keynote of the keynote oh that's um Scorsesey putting up yeah yeah I guess because of the memes of the Marvel cinemas and the roller coaster

theatrics he's talking about but where did that photo come from oh when he was celebrating um at Avengers Endgame when the portals opened that's someone snuck a picture of Scorsesey reacting Oh

Right yeah So it all kind of comes full circle Oh so he was lying Of course he was lying He was like What he did was he went and saw Endgame And he was so jealous He would never

Have a movie make that much money He's never made a movie that good Exactly So he's bitter about it Oh Text of the serial You got that email you've been waiting on This just in trading

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cryptos the swooping out cryptos the ones you want to pump not get dumped by you know what I'm saying I hear that financial advice that's where the money is and gold yep we're going to be talking about gold and silver and bronze mostly gold though because those are it's the gold companies that are sponsoring us for this episode this episode is sponsored by gold company three thank you gold company three for an endorsement we are willing to have discussions with gold company two and four but we know that it's competitive out there we're happy with gold company three for now but we'll take flashlight back as well we'll take anything available yeah we'll just have i told you about what

do with the um because ever since AI is like just taken over everything now the like dodgy are they real are they fake uh corpo product placement emails are also largely AI generated now oh okay yeah but i'll reply to them sometimes um normally with just like two words like let's go or um how much is often what i just like not even nothing else just how much um Lots of replies on Twitter, and those are definitely bots. But there was one recently that was like, we have seen the potentials and we want to make you a free YouTube short. I'm like, okay, let's go.

I just never a blow. They'll give it a free short, and they'll just never a blow. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, really make them waste their time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, fuck. Make them mad.

Text a... F-U. Texted. The corporations. Yeah. Apart from gold three. We love gold three. We simp for gold three.

I live for gold three. If gold three goes down, I'm going down. Yeah, I'll be going down to hell because all of my investments will be going. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like, I'll be throwing myself out a window. If the gold standard falls apart, then we are in big, big, big, big. And the golden nugget guy is going to be like, instead of saying, yaha, he's going to be like, my investments oh my god

my investments oh dear lord he'll double barrel down his throat type type thing should have invested in milk instead of gold now that would be a smart investment you don't want to invest in milk in this country not these days do you remember the guillotine from France

yeah do you remember the kings they killed in that they make it out of curdled milk now yeah and they're doing that to farmers the curdled milk iotining them hard yeah i mean what are they supposed to do how are we gonna how are we gonna eat bread vertical bread farming i've been thinking about this due gonna use my gold gains um to invest in wheat for to invest yeah in company a big company um i'm not the only investor into it we're hoping to turn it

into big wheat maybe get big milk on the side everything's going to be like have some kind of gold overlap as well so like flakes of gold in the loaves flakes of gold in the uh in the pints pints of milk that is um unpasteurized wheat is used to make beer yeah i'm sure there'll be some golden beer as well yeah i'm still on the kind of branding stage gold beer Yeah, gold bread Gold bread Gold milk Easy

Gold label on the milk The company's just golds Mm-hmm Or like the gold liquors They exist Really? Yeah, you can get vodka with gold in it I really know about that

Because I Um I get a sieve And I sieve out all the gold Yeah, you buy bottles and bottles Yeah You'd sieve out of the gold I'm gonna make a ring out of this

And then One of my other side business is a cash for gold company, because I'm trying to, I'm just trying to get as much gold as possible before I let off the MP3, so then, like, gold becomes this huge, like, why is gold so valuable? What do we need it for? Like, microchips? They have a bit of gold in. No. Jewelry is the obvious one. It's just rare. But I saw, like, they can make, they can make 100 million carrot diamonds

now like in a lab so it's like who cares yeah but it's hard right and like resource intensive yeah but who cares then at that point it's like oh just make me a bugger gold then or whatever yeah yeah yeah

who cares no when we when we can utilize air to create bread then suddenly like everything needs to become free once everything is in abundance or potentially in abundance in abundance, like, we can just make anything, then everything becomes valueless.

But forget about the gold standard. By that point, once with that advance, I'm thinking the human standard. Yeah, genuinely. That'll be the new currency. Like, trading and like, look at my synth. You know, look at my synthetic copy of myself who's like a lobotomized slave. Yeah, yeah. It's follow you around. It's like, you just dress them up like a Barbie doll. And they can skateboard and do backflips and stuff. Yeah, now get on old fours and bark, freak. And it's like, yeah, look what. Look what I've just taught my freak to do. Yeah.

I call that the human standard. God, humans are nasty. We are a nasty piece of work, nasty. Are we the only nasty thing on planet Earth? No, no, no. We just have the highest ceiling for nastiness. I don't know. I've seen it.

I've seen it of my own two eyes. So have I. Just the way animals in their purest form, even not in their purest form even in their hybrid forms outcast forms runtish forms you see what they're capable of

Mother Nature doesn't hold back Yeah but the thing with them is that they have no capacity To be different Unless they do Unless they do Oh yeah are you talking about holding like animals accountable I think we should

Like animal prisons I know they kind of already exist but zoos yeah but like a separate thing for criminal animals oh like when they go too far in the zoo a raccoon steals like a bag of freetos from the local 7-11 I mean if there's a good sort of ethical way of um abusing them

well no it's a prison so it shouldn't be ethical it should be the opposite no it's ethically abusive is the way I'm thinking about it right yeah yeah yeah we're running it for a profit which is inherently kind of eh eh but that's not ethical at all But we're at least outwardly projecting that we're treating them right or whatever. Yeah. You know?

Meanwhile behind the scenes, they're creating Adi Das Traitors. Yeah. And like we're taking the bunnies that are in the animal jail. And you know what they say about rabbits, right? They'd be having them like this, like that again and again. So we take those rabbit, what they call them, puppies? Puppers, I think. Rabbit puppers.

and then we updute them over the entire you know network and say like we're running out of space give us more investments then we can make more prisons to fill and then numbers go up prison pup nation the prison pup nation rages on

and the gold sitting in that hole that I dug is getting more and more value as we speak the longer I speak the more value that gold has So, yeah, pretty much. And that's the power of technology. The forward-thinking power of technologies. Sensationalized, aristocratic phenomena. I'd say it's the opposite of sensationalized.

It's more synchronized. But it is, um, Arist, for sure. Aristotle. He was smart. He'd come up with the gold standard, probably. He probably invented it, as far as you know. I thought, um, Gary Gold came up with the gold standard. Hence the name. Gary Goldman, Gold boy. Yeah. Golden Goldberg, Golding. Yeah. I invented the gold standard. Here, have my, uh, liquid made of sea.

Snakes. I've got a bit of a cough, lingering cough. I don't. I'm writer's rain. Never been writer, never been rainier. Never been more aggressiver. I was trying to buy something, though, like, can you just relax? And I said, no.

This is my new era of aggression. And then they were like, shaking, like, okay. Take our gold. another gold heist for the books gold standard what's the standard of gold the human standard the human standard is the creation

of the gold standard but without synthetic copycats it's going to be hard to really measure this but what I'm saying is that the value of gold arbitrarily increases and decreases and that's not arbitrarily there's actually a strong solid foundation

if you go to gold two's website or was it three gold three is our one gold three is our one but gold two has a more kind of comprehensive breakdown of the gold market and the way gold kind of fluctuates

with economic tribulations or sometimes when the dollar is weaker gold will become stronger or if a big fat gold vein is discovered in in Ghana then but my point is

due to its fluctuation in itself a gold standard is uniquely foolish which is counteracted by what I hear and this is let me just touch wood could also be classed as insider trading

knowledge slash information but this is just a bonus sort of nugget a gold gold nugget for listeners and enjoys but I hear there's a golden shower on the horizon Yeah A meteor shower Of golden meteorites I mean the biz have been calling it a golden shower

So that's definitely going to impact It is going to make things fluctuate a lot Because it's going to impact the market There's going to be a flux of new gold Actually this is terrible This is terrible news This means gold becomes less valuable Because there's more in abundance

Yeah but the price is going to be low it's like Bitcoin no smarter investment so wait for the gold shower post gold shower yeah and the rule of gold is just hold hold hold

you know hold that gold that's a really good saying I'll tell you what the gold's got a hold on me and me sold my car for gold if I had to cash in my life insurance definitely buy lots of gold with that

after the rigged fire that I've got ready to go and that YouTube video I've got set to go up that's like if you're watching this I am gone a whole like stage thing you know where like I jump behind the waterfall and I get caught and I can an elaborate net that's made of gold yeah and then like how do you do that with a house fire

they um i'll just say ooh go to the nearby waterfall where i escaped the house fire to the nearby waterfall then as as long as there's two witnesses who can corroborate they'll see me fall off that waterfall but because of the angle they won't see the reflection of the gold string around my stomach that's keeping things together so we all know how strong gold is especially economically yeah like sherlock gold Sherlock hand Sherlock gold that's a cooler version of him that's a more like modern version yeah with that said welcome to episode 42 of the gold cast I'm gold joined by gold we could say um golden Alex and golden Jamie I'm golden Jamie then really what do you think it rolls off the tongue better if you're

Jamie Golden like as a title like a Game of Thrones last name or something me I'm Jamie Golden I just made a crazy connection What? Gary Oldman. Gold man. G. Old. The G man. Gold man.

Gold man. Oh, gold. The golden man. Golden man. Gary Oldman. G old man. The Golden Freddy versus Gary Oldman playing the G man. That's too much gold for...

That's cinema gold. That's printing gold. That's a golden goose right there. Yeah. Yeah. I'd love a gold. golden geese that's golden lightning in a golden bowl wouldn't you just love a golden goose that lays golden eggs yeah no diamond eggs even more valuable yeah the diamond standard we're not

talking about diamonds yeah when big diamond wants to give us a little sponsor that isn't as pathetic as what they offered before they're pathetic they're sitting on hordes of diamonds and they're like oh we can only give you so many diamonds yeah weak not interesting You can only give you five carrot. I'll tell you what, I'd take buckets of gold over cups of diamonds any day of the month. I heard a weird fact about gold that if you take a nice little fresh nugget, put it in your mouth and chew. It cleans better than a toothbrush, better than any human invention. That's true.

Yeah, I've heard that's true. It only works if you have dentures there. You also need to have a lot of gold. And golden teeth. You'll gradually just kind of get golden teeth. You'll just get golden. You will get golden. You'll be eating it as you go and it gradually sort of combines.

And by the time you're 80, you're going to be golden. Old gold. Frozen like golden resin. Gold and oldie. Gold and oldie. Booger gold Yeah I hate that

Why Digging for gold I hate that Filtering for gold No digging for gold People say that Like I'm sort of digging for gold

Yeah when when You know Doing that disgusting thing Oh and they're picking that nasty zone Yes Just sort of buggering for gold Just searching for that bugger of gold. Yeah, and I don't think

gold should be attributed to such nasties. Well, I'll say we're pretty attributed to good afternoon, morning, evening or gold, eh? Gold afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Our favorite, famous people are Jeff Goldblum. Elliot Golding. Goldman. The um rare Lego minigure golden man The golden man

Mm hmm Yep any more gold goldine from Pokemon Yeah The golden stranger Um The king's been the golden circle Our favourite film Mostly because of the title

And what it And the pox scene thanks filter bots for changing that into what it needed to be yes um before we get too deep into this episode and talk about gold for some reason anymore um this episode is obviously sponsored by gold three um and also those patrons the golden patrons the goldens who the goldens over there on the patreon make the audio version of the show possible they get their raw unfiltered mp3 over on patreon ad That's not all the patron

When you say unfiltered, do you mean it's not going to have the You know, taken out of it? It will have the technology built into it, but it also has The patron technology also built into it Which sort of gives it an ability to be a little bit more I'll say golden For the version that gets put up on that. Yeah, your silly wacky patron names

I read in that first or second week of each month That was attached to the previous episode So it won't be till January till they're read next Wow, next year! after hours is available there on Patreon to you. That's our ongoing little extra bit of golden nuggets. If you

filter through into the yummy zone as what most have been saying. Currently the biggest cream of the golden crop over there is the wrong trousers as a feathered mcgraw as they say. Which is up there on the Patreon, a

lovely discussion on the wrong trousers. Also Wallace and Gromit moment. We got a golden wallace and grom. Last week though was the uh we did a discussion on the spotify wrapped um i'm gonna be honest i'm not sure if i have one for today i'm feeling low energy today i'm a bit epe i'll be honest maybe we could do a financial segment go deeper in on the gold thing yeah that's not a bad idea yeah how to correctly invest your gold yeah something like that um no promises that on that one not today or maybe

All of your fiscal endeavours are liable to, you know, go. And last but not least, over on that Patreon, there's the Jail Media Group chat. Just an ongoing chat, as they say, where you can give us sort of ideas and things to talk about. Or something or nothing. But I'm not going to pluck one from there. There was other crazy things I needed to get to. Like this one, from... Um...

Zepodv Milk or Muffin 84870 Just wanted to say that the moments like Where Alex sarcastically said Yeah, that's where I stole it from What the F are you talking about? At 12 minutes And when he said in another housekeeping segment

To the Godzilla Raw comment Is this guy okay? Never cease to make me laugh. They consistently make my day better And for some reason Thank you. What are they talking about? I guess what they're saying is

They like it when I mean so I'm just going to I feel a mean street coming on you golden twats it's your investor saga hmm my my crypto bro

transformation yeah your business platitudes podcast there's a one of the characters in Desperate Housewives is called Bree she has a son in the show that son nowadays I looked into

him he's a crypto bro yeah set green he tried to be a crypto bro didn't work out for him set green did yeah he got a board ape but then he got scammed out of his board ape which screwed him over because he had a whole nft t cartoon show very much like star wars outlaws remember that one star was outlaws was a video game oh what was actually called star was detours oh yeah star was detours yeah that's right outlaws is the ubi game and chicken robot chicken yeah golden chicken no it'll be good if it was called that

um gaming crudely 5118 said I had a girl tell me about a company tell me about a company that sells adult cards and she explained it as if Deadpool wrote gift cards we were flirting a bit together

but after that I cut ties no lies and a road deck dock 656 replies out saying bit much if you ask me but that's all right yeah you're just kind of an asshole there I'm gonna be honest you're just kind of

for that you know yeah it was the Americans say twat yeah you're a bit of a twat for that one I'm assuming all that's gonna get cleaned up yeah that'll get cleaned up in the in the after work if you piss all over someone for not liking something or for sorry for liking something you don't like, then I'm

sorry, but maybe you don't deserve love. It's kind of like if Deadpool's soul animas. I'm in. What would be the worst thing to follow that? It's kind of like if Deadpool's soul therapy. Gold.

Antidepressants. It would be kind of like if Deadpool sold colostomy bags. cinema tickets that's the worst possible if if deadpool

sold another movie to the audiences to the masses we already live in the worst is the only thing left in the after credits of Jurassic Park 6 then one of the

a velociraptor with Deadpool makeup on is going to look straight into the camera and CG go oh it's me it's me ryan reynolds as a velociraptor yeah we're doing it we're really doing it and then he gets venomized then the venom plane crashes you know that catchphrase he does yeah tom hardy wriggles out hey don't but yeah yeah yeah yeah um um

Oh, remember, man. Yeah, Tom Huddy thought he was doing Scooby-D. He thought he was playing Shaggy the whole time. Yeah, let's just voice Venom like Scooby-Doo. Yeah, I was just trying to be the Golden Venom. Is there a Golden Venom? It must be. That probably is, yeah. But Golden Venom is getting too distracting.

That guy, Kohn, said, I like to think Garfield would like Mondays if he listen to the Yogs. Why does Garfield not like Mondays if he's a cat? Because that's the one day he doesn't get lasagna. His weird freak owner only likes eating lasagna every day except Mondays. Is that law? Yeah. Is that in the law?

Uh-huh. He's got this really strict routine where he has a lasagna every day except for Mondays. What does he have on Mondays? Spaghetti Bolognese. That's just like stringy lasagna. Not really. Not to Garfield, it's not. Yeah, I guess.

Not to Chris Pratt, it's not. I don't really understand, um, liking specifically lasagna, you know? I don't understand liking specifically conchigli. It's like, like, oh, I can't wait to have pasta later. Oi, wifie, have you put the pastor on? Yes, I've put the conchiglione on. You're like, where's the, where's the fucking conchigli? Maybe we got the golden coated ones with that golden coating.

Yes, I got, I got a loan out to get them for you, my boy. Is that how wives talk? Yes. Thank you, wife. Thank you, my golden wife. I'm going to go into my study now. Into my golden study. And my desk is draped with golden cloth.

That's the dream. And I wear my golden dressing gown, my golden slippers. I look up at my golden ceiling and I say, hmm, the sound in those golden pipes is starting to get a bit rusty. That's going to be expensive. Does gold rust? Oh yeah. And that's when you find out,

I've been fools golded! Yeah, that's like the drama moment. You look up into the reflection of your fool's gold ceiling and you're like, Wait a minute It's the wrong hue That's an awesome narrative And speaking of the wrong hue Minger 921 says

I'm a lifelong Sonic the Hedgehog fan And I have to say I'm impressed That Alex plucked out a relatively deep cut character like cream or big Also Jim is correctly for sure Knuckles is the best one Bear Bear and Sonic Sonic boys Is Cream

Sonic isn't a thing You don't want it to be a thing No. What about golden golden? No, it, like... There's a golden sonic. Like when he's super sonic. Yeah, when he goes super cyan.

Yeah, he becomes Goku, huh? Is Goku good? Like a cool character? No, like the show. Um, I never saw Dragon Ball, uh, Zed. Okay. Well, actually, I did see, like, the, the edges, the tastings of an episode. and it made me, it gave me that weird feeling.

Like a, hmm, this has given me a weird feeling, kind of feeling. Yeah, okay. There was this, like, pink monster man who was like absorbing people. He looks like an ice jam. This would give me that weird feeling. You kind of like it, but it also like, oh, I don't like that. I like the green guy. Do you remember that fighting game?

Pickle. Oh, Dragon Ball Z, Budakai. too yeah that game rocked that was cool i remember like i like watching it more than playing it okay you know yeah like i mean yeah i go i was pretty fired at it so yeah smash bros is like my most my most favoritest awesomeest fighting game to watch right and goku isn't even in it he's not even in it yet um but i i wound up on like a youtube rabbit hole of like the cringiest smash tournament moments videos and god there are some good ones yeah they must have they are unique um there was that there was that time we tried to go to one that was in london

yeah um but it just wasn't on it uh i don't know if i'm ready to like smell that room because that was what i wanted to do mine con as well while that was also in london but i feel like that also would have been a yeah that would have been brutal i i don't think i could have faith mind con even like as a kid i i guess yeah you don't get that you don't get that energy boost from like cringe that i do um i just want us be in that room with like when they're developers like on a stage and then like people line up to ask them questions and they just ask them the most inane like how to mong shit yeah and like dedicated wham yeah oh man to have been in that room yeah yeah i would have loved that

God. God, that would have been good. And to end housekeeping, Barton 285 says, hope your PC is fixed soon. What's not? Why? What's in it for you? Huh? For this guy? Yeah. Then he gets the intro back. Because this has taught me a few lessons,

this PC going dry, rye as it has. My backup game, not too strong. So, like, my improv, uh, intros and outros and everything. it's just like a skeleton dancing or whatever or um you know a giff of someone that that adds freshness uh-huh i hear that you can't always expect the same you can't always expect things to work sometimes things happen oh um there's only one major topic i've wanted to talk about and it is major is big one of the biggest things that has happened in a while um but before we do that

charlie boredman 2005 says on the last one of housekeeping i actually took this from a week or two ago deleted all the others but kept this one how often do you guys stretch every day never you hate stretching for some reason i'm always like stretch and your problems will go i don't know if it's just like the contrarian in you or the it's not it's not to do with because you know how well it will work or something

and you just like the pain there's nothing like that what pain what pain am I suffering from not stretching I don't suffer pain from not stretching this is absurd this is absurd

this is character assassination and libel no that was last week oh Yeah. Oh, um, no, I mean, I stretch like, like, you know, you know, oh, you know? Oh, and you first like up. Yeah. I quite, I like to stretch my back by like putting my hands on the back of my head and like stretching. Oh, and like rubbing your back against a tree and scratching like a bear. Yeah, yeah. They know, they know how to chill and scratch their back. Yeah, no, that is awesome. Yeah, yeah. I don't like bears as a rule, but I like bears when they do that.

Yeah, they got that down. Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't want to interrupt a bear doing that, though. They'll go like, huh? You know? You don't want to, you don't want to ruin their chilling session. Yeah, you don't want to ruin anyone's chilling session, but the consequences of ruining the best ones. There are some I'd like to ruin.

Okay. But, um... Like Osama bin Laden's chill session? He's dead. Yeah, because his chill session was intruded, and that was a time where it was a good, idea to do that. Hence proving my point. Do you think he was chilling watching

cars or whatever? Yeah, he's watching like B-me-B. Yeah. Help! Um, so yeah, the big news of this week. Over to the news section. Wait, you never said how often you... Wait, wait. You never said how often you stretch. Oh. I like asking

the questions, so I don't have to answer them. Because you don't stretch either. No, I stretch big. No, you don't. I do. Do you want to see some crazy thing I can do? Do an awesome stretch. If you describe it to the mic.

Okay. Okay, ready? Are you going to go out of camera shot? No, I'm doing it in shot. Okay. He's pushed his head to his fault. His head, he, he, oh.

No, I slipped something. I think we're going to have to stop here. Should we do a little break? No, I need to get to the news. he needs to get to the news he put his heel to his forehead and now he's crying no we need to get to the news why did you make me do that I think I know if I go back to straight chilling it's fine yeah your chill session was briefly into rude yeah that's a good thing about them is it

if you can lock straight back in then you're good for the most part but here's the news let me just check the notes again because I need to make sure I get the story right um Jeremy Alan White do you know who that is

nope he's he's chef the chef what from from that show the chef is it called that you know it's about like a chef oh the bear

yeah that's it yeah the bear is scratching back look it right yeah the bear you know him right yeah the one Jeremy Alan White yeah the guy who like got

randomly really swat that wrestling movie steroids yeah yeah the guy who took steroids yeah so he's been cast as Rotter in the Mandalorian Angrogo movie

Wait What, Rotter is in Jabba the Hutt's niece? Yeah And I can't say I've ever been more excited for a project Right as I thought it was done With that franchise, you know Who even saw the latest season of the Mandalorian? Jeremy Allen's brother

Jack Black okay um wait so he's gonna play a jabba the hut he's gonna be a hut i just hope they hit perfectly like motion capture his face yeah are you making this up i thought rotta was a was a female jabber no not female you're thinking of the um the kind of campy jabber that's in that movie well maybe like the purple jabber yeah

yeah not that no is that a female one I don't know what gender that jabber or just a gay jabber I think it might just be gay jabber wow I don't know

I don't know how their biology works or their sexuality works to be honest but what I do know is that rotter was Jabba's son I thought no I thought it was like his nephew niece

or whatever yeah yeah this is this is fucking huge news isn't this the biggest news in like forever like the whole year pretty much yeah this is the biggest thing to shame like honestly who cares about anything else

I can't even remember what else happened this year this is big so is he gonna be doing like the utah bulba da bindo I really hope so I'm kind of hoping that he does the mocap yeah and they like perfectly put the dots on his face and yeah yeah put Jeremy Allen White's face on on a jabber and he's But, like, for the mocap, he's, like, rigged into, like, a half-slug outfit, and he has to, like, slime around.

I hope his top half is, like, ripped as well. Yeah. He's, like, hot jabber. Yeah. He's got, like, her abs. He's got abs. He's got his, like, chef tattoos, you know? Oh, yeah.

That would be fire. He's, like, a bit of, like, a... I don't know, for the ladies kind of jabber. You know what I'm saying? Mm. And, and the gay jabbers. for the gay jabbers as well the gay humans watching

Star Wars yeah and the gay jabbers in the universe the real life jabbers who are they are out there but hidden and secretly are giving ideas to Lucasfilm and to the American government what's the difference

the US government is full of jabbers they are jabber jabber was a metaphor for the US government I think Lucas liked saying and Rotter was a metaphor for the proletariat Yeah, I'll say

That's one interpretation I've heard others I've heard that he's A living symbol of the gold standard Or maybe the falling gold standard Depending on your perspective You know Rottor the hut we're talking about

The R-O-T-A, the Hutt, if you've just joined in, if you've just tuned in to this network, we're talking about Rotter the Hutt. The time is 9-42. 9-42, we're talking about Rotter the H-U-T, the Biggest News of the U. H-U-T, played by Edgar Allan Poe. Edgar Allan Poe's distant relative, Jeremy Allen Black, Jack Black's nephew. Brother, you said. Brother-in-law.

and he's changed his name now to Jeremy Allen White to distinguish himself from his brother. Wait, his uncle is his brother-in-law? Huh? It makes sense. If you think about it? I guess. No, it doesn't.

If you put a single bit of thought in it, actually kind of makes... If you put a single bit of thought into it, it's fucking fuck, dude. so rotters dropping soon and it makes me want to sing a little song and it makes me want to shout and it's out yeah I mean that's exciting stuff I mean right when I thought I was not going to watch it anymore

they really give me something they always find an angle don't they yeah they seemed they seem to saying that I probably won't watch it no you will I watch TikTok clips What was

What would be the title of the TikTok clip of like Rotter's moment Um Rotter Do you think they could do like Rotter thirst trap Yeah

With the like shaky editing And they're like Yeah yeah He'll go like Undabababindies Yeah Yeah Yeah

You can get that What was that Classic song We used to use um dun dun dun dun da da da da da smile

go tell I'm here when you smile and it's like Rotter's beautiful smile his fishy breath his golden innards

I hope he has those golden locks I like imagining that like the jabber whatever the race of slugs are in the Star Wars universe they're like they create like

a mucus or a slime so valuable that like in Avatar 2 you know they're capturing the whales and they're like have this big contraption and they go to their brain and go I like imagining that inside the Jabba's slug you could do that and like there's a golden like

syrup like in the middle of it and it just does something so good it's just really delicious it's just so yummy maple syrup it's not even an energy source it's just yummy yeah it's just freakishly delicious yeah for the

the intergalactic elite to put on their and that's how Jabba got his start is both of his parents he had to watch them get eaten by the empire yeah they got killed and he he

get they get like brutally murdered in front of him and then he cuts them up and he's like I'm gonna make your death mean something gets all their syrup out oh son

a toothy golden syrup boo Yeah He baked some premium Jamaican ginger cake See how easy it is to fix Star Wars Like it's easy Idiots

It writes itself Yum Hot take Baby Yoda out Out the show Goes back to Luke To set up Something else

The 40th show Rotter new main sidekick but I was kind of thinking keep baby Yoda in but it's like baby Yoda versus Rotter like Rotter's a new Sith Lord coming up and the Mandalorian dies

and it's like a revenge thing like he trusts Rotter and Rotter betrays the Mandalorian and he gets taken out so then Grogu he gets pushed he's getting tempted towards the dark side because of rotters, well, rottenness, without... Yeah, some call me a writer, a word smith.

Star Wars fan with investment in gold. Smaller and smaller group, that one. Smaller and smaller. Shrinking. Yeah, I don't know if I've got much more to say on that one. I think we've covered that topic rather beautifully. I would say, before we go to mid-break, let's rate our hype out of ten, out of ten, with ten being the goldest of the gold, and one out of ten being, like, a really almost faded gold. Hmm.

What level of gold are you hyped for, for, um, Rotter, the Rotter film? Eight. An eight? See, that's, that's funny to me. That's interesting. Why funny? Because I consider myself, maybe. And I'm not exaggerating, probably in the top 10 biggest rotter fans in the world.

Like, genuinely. Okay. I used to have his mini figure and I'm sad I sold it. Yes, that's true. I sold it for a mint. That's the truth. I did sell it for a lot. If you'd have kept hold of that till now, like holding a piece of gold from, from 1900.

Exactly. Think about the value. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't like think about that. That's making me not feel... Oh. Oh. That's making me feel very fools gold.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. I think Rotter minifers are worth more than gold. Especially after this news has dropped. But I probably give it, and this was what was funny about it also. With my... and this is what's crazy. With my level of hype for this.

I'm still a trepidacious... 7.5. Oh, okay. Strangely, I know that's weird. Yeah, that's really... I know that's unusual. Yeah, that pisses me off. I'd give that a strong seven and a half

with room for change. I have a... I have a funny feeling that the second that trailer drops and I see a rutter, but it's gonna... My hype's gonna skyrocket to a 10, if not 11.

Yeah. Well, you can't have an 11 that defeats the point of the scale. It'll be like a golden 11, you know? On the gold scale, it goes up to 11. because that's just how good it is. Yeah, but you said out of 10, you specifically said out of 10.

Yeah, but it's a hyper exaggeration, a hyper realism of the 10 out of 10 system to go above it, you know. Yeah, but you can't go above 10. It's like... You can't in gold. You can in gold. Well, next time, can you preface that? I'll put, just for you, I'll put a text warning in the bottom of the screen. Okay?

Yes. Is that better? Okay. So at least then nobody else. is gonna be fucking pissed off um by it well I did try to tell you before we started that I wanted to keep this you know soft and Christmasy and then of course you have to just go and do this like right as I'm trying to actually segue into the mid-break so don't appreciate that actually do what I can't

hear you when you're whispering like a um like a rotter oh where you going You can't do that. Why I ought to... Texta, text, text, text to the text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text. What is the time code? On here, 50 minutes. 50? 5-0. We're just, we're just taking 51...

That means it was about half an hour on that goul. Whoops I just remembered how that started because I got the trading 212 notification Oh yeah Yeah gold

Right do you want to intro the second half Are you two Are you above it nowadays Are you above it Are you above it? You have to be fucking condescending all the time Good afternoon, morning evening

I'm going to do it I got Google I'm going to do it like I'm on the radio again What is up Welcome to the second How are you going I

We were back with the midnight blues On the day It is half past 12 on a midday morning I got my coffee it's steaming hot isn't it today Jamie isn't that right

we got a whole list of music and games and prizes you can tell you don't really listen to the radio it was weird I I uh I heard the radio for like four hours straight the other day

Oh no And I was like Oh that's why I don't listen to the radio Yeah because it fucking sucks No it's pretty good There was a cool show where it was It was the one good bit right Couldn't get Radio 6 for the record

It wasn't working But the show came on where it was like These music theorists Breaking down Why the Simpsons theme song was so good. Well, okay. You're talking about it in great detail.

Yeah. Shame Matt Groening was on the Epstein plane. I mean, who wasn't nowadays? Who wasn't nowadays? Which celebrity wasn't? No, just most people. Did I say I saw Epstein just channel? Yeah.

And I'm serious. I'm not lying. Yeah. This is proof. Like in the scary TikTok where it goes, and there's proof of something. this is proof this is proof

that's like what starts it you know getting you hype and the caption is watch till the end yeah proof about Jeffrey watch till the end

and it's basically just that for 30 seconds and then a tiny bit of information at the end yeah and it's like yeah I was like putting gack in my car and I look over and I saw this guy

he looked just like Jeffrey Epstein and yeah yeah but you did see a guy who looks just like yeah he looked just like him and I was like double taken like Gromit I was going Gromit never does that

Gromit never pogs yeah imagine I just got some of those like vegan nuggies and I was doing the face right at Jeffrey Epstein yeah because i was wondering if like he obviously either geoffrey apstein was murdered hypothetically or obviously he was smuggled out of there hypothetically and not

hypothetically murdered yeah and they put like a dummy in in his place yeah i um is it hypothetically or um allegedly allegedly allegedly that was the word needed last episode yes um allegedly Travis Scott well you know the rest allegedly Dexter killed all those serial killers yeah um well if you got this far into the episode I want you to comment Bobipity down to the boy can you spell that for them B-O-B-I-P-P-I-T-Y-D-O-W-N-T-O-O-N-T-O-O-W-N-T-O T-H-E B-O-Y

Bo Bippity Down to the Boy Tootigid on Wednesday afternoon Yeah, did you like that? Yeah, that's fine Yeah Yeah

On this Bud Day at 6pm On the day of the coolness We play This is Sonic the Hedgehog Music fan time hour You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread Sonic Man

Christmas crossover Okay I'm trying to get festive I'm Shadow Would you like a gingerbread man He's Keanu Reeves Would you like a gingerbread man I'm

Shadow I'm gonna fuck you up yeah I like it when he says that no I don't I don't like it when any Sonic character does anything that's a good way of putting it

that is a good way of putting it I'm I swear I'm not an asshole but I don't like it when Sonic I swear I'm not mean-spirited Or am I? Maybe. Sometimes.

The only Sonic thing I can get behind? Sonic Underground. Yes. The one time Sonic was good. Was he a chilly dog fan in that one? Yeah, yeah. He had a little bit of a tummy. He had that attitude in waves.

I think Chubby Sonic. Chubby Sonic is better. He's way better. Like why, like why have him have this obsessive? with hot dogs anyway or chili dogs sorry we don't really have those in the same form yeah they're fucking weird anyway chili dogs yeah they're yummy yummy when have you had a chili dog we always used to make chili dogs oh sorry I'm thinking of corn dogs oh I don't think I've had a corn dog corn dog yeah corn dogs are fucking weird sorry my apologies chili dogs rock chili dogs

are the most glad you could take some responsibility for that mistake I will. I will own up to that because I was wrong and corn dogs are bad. And Sonic likes corn dogs. Yeah. I was thinking about that. Just for, um, just for usefulness sake, I thought it might be a good idea if we just look at the camera and say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. So then Obviously up to this point

We've never made a mistake of any kind But like If there is one day a mistake Then we can just take that Yeah yeah yeah Yeah We got it recorded already Let me just add one more

Yeah I'm so sorry Oh god I'm sorry Whoopsie sorry guys I won't do it again So now that's out the way We won't say things about Travis Scott Ever again

That's just coming from you I don't make that promise And I don't legally have to I think you'll find This is the second half of the car So we head over to the suggestion thread Over on the subreddit And answer just whatever insanity

It's come to mind Like, um Grammy James Like this one Grammy Grammy Grammy Grammy's going too far One of two going too far Oh for God's sake

What have you done now? Flooding, flooding, fladding, the suggestion thread with all poops and pips. And actually, I'm going to skip Gramey James one first, and I'm going to do it second because gray tickets, tickles even, said, Do you miss when the suggestion thread used to have actual questions instead of the same two people, sorry, three people, spamming the same things every week? First off, it's not your, don't you even worry? you're a beautiful little head about it Hey this is Jeff Bridges Don't you even worry about it

Grey Tickles You want to know why? Why? Because I do the filtering Don't you worry about the The nastiness that's on there You're like a sieve I'm like a human sieve they call me

Fafafafafafafaf Guys run it's the human sieve I'm Filtering out Everything nasty So you didn't even have to worry about it. Hooray! So relax.

And saying that, here's Grammy James one. Can you guys exchange fake laughs in the hopes of making each other willing a real genuine laugh into the ether? And therefore prolong fake laughs abound and reels amidst. Can you just write like a human being? Yeah, well, is this my AI? when i do this with others laughs of witches and little men of various i can't say that around abound etc etc and things of that nature why brevity is the soul of wit you never learn that in little

wittle schooly woolly what's brevity i don't know they never taught me that i just context clue everything everything it's the only way to survive pretty much it's the only way it's watch Simpsons and then guess that was an awesome

fuck that was fucking cool fuck that was cool so he wants to go first no we're not doing it no I want to no because I want him to keep asking more like that one yeah you said he's like

swamping no not that way Grammy doesn't do the swamp thing where he kind of does but he he just puts like a million different suggestions but at least each one is a different thing oh okay the other problem child is the one who posts

about the human sensipid thing who I mentioned last episode who I guess took it personally and just went Hulk wild on the last suggestion thread we're just doing it over and over so I was nearly like I don't normally ban people from the Jazz Subway. I very rarely have to do that. I was like, I was feeling that ban hammer.

Banned. Maybe I should just, just one week just go crazy on the banning. Like, even the... Ban them all. There's going to be no one left. Like, I'll block them out of existence. Block them all. Feeling prickly tonight.

Blocked. Look at this power. You're there with like a glass of red light. Blocked. Gone. Gone. Gone. Um. So we've got to do the faint laughs.

Okay. Do it then. A laugh that you'll like and a laugh that you think I will like. Okay. You want me to go first? Yeah. So imagine, like, you've said something really funny. Okay. Shall I tell a joke?

Yeah, if you've got one. What's similar between horses and cricket? Who? They're both stopped by the rain. And then my laugh would be as follows. Ah! That was just scary. Just one.

Then back to business. Yeah. I think if you didn't smile while doing it, just like... I can do that. Ah! Why do your eyes go like half? dead when you... Because I was trying to do

the Mr. Beast smile, you know? Oh shit, don't say that. I'll have nightmares. I had a nightmare last night. Was it about Mr. Bees smiling or laughing? What is his laugh? He doesn't laugh. He can't laugh.

Oh, what? Smile. He kind of smiles. No, it's not. He does this. Yeah. He's got the deadest eyes. Yeah. For those listening, I just smile without my eyes. That's all you really need to do.

Yeah, like Simon Cowell as well. Look in the mirror and do the... That's both of. The smiler movie smile. And then you've got the Mr. Bees smile down. Yes, yes. Maybe he is the smiler. Maybe he's keeping the smiler away from all of us.

He's actually a hero. Thank you, Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast protecting us from the entity. I can get down with that. Well, what's your laugh then? Um, I don't know. Something like... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Damn, that one got me. That's a joyous, infectious laugh. I think the face helps. It gets you kind of into it. Yum. That's called being an actor. Which we both are. Some more than others.

What the fuck does that supposed to is it mean? What part? What do you mean some more than others? There's only two of us. You see yourself as the better act. actor is it? Why don't we have an acting off? Yeah, yeah. Why don't we?

Okay, round one is an accent challenge. Indian. Three, two, one. People are, everyone listening was on the edge of their seats. Yeah. Like, no, no way. Please don't. um that wouldn't have been cool if we had

not cool this is why we need a time machine yeah go back to 2003 yeah be racist as you like go back come back and you're good well no go back to 2000 kill David Walliams kill

the other one what's isn't it? David Walliams his brother yeah David Lucas Matt Lucas yes kill those two racism I'm cured. No, I think they were holding something back, you know?

They were doing like a... They were the nation's outlet. Little Britain. Yeah. And come fly with me. Some of that shit was so fucking racist. Yeah. It's insane.

But everyone in the country loved it. Yeah. You included. You especially. More than anyone else. Yeah, you loved those bits. I had the calendar. I had the costumes.

Yep. Yeah. It's a very out of day costumes. Yeah big time I was trying to see how many boxes I could check of like

women racial minorities I guess developmental stuff yeah I wanted to get them all in one

so I crafted them the most ultimate let's just say anti-SJW fit yes anti S JWU I feel like

Homer would be an anti SJW for an episode Yeah you could do a good one where half of the episode He is an SJW And then he gets No the other way around Oh Lisa turns him into

Yeah yeah Or she gets him pipelined By being so annoying She annoys him into the alt-right pipeline And then Marge gets him out And he starts buying like a health concoctions from Russell Brand off oh my god yeah almost dies we're worried about you homie it could be a two-party ends on a cliffhanger of them all like emotional

around homer's like dying and Elon Musk comes in and I'll save you Homer don't worry Homer I'll save you in that part of the episode can you get the episode of of Elon Musk like talking in The Simpsons I've been practicing that impression. It was good, wasn't it? Yeah, that was pretty good. You sounded like Elon Musk acting. Um,

build 1713 has this one for us. And let's just say I might have a good guest at as to what the build in his build name might be pointing at. Is it something that begins with leg and ends with O? Oh. I'm not gonna confirm or deny that one but build 1713 has this to say question for Alex

Jim can answer two if he knows the characters Rank these bosses From Lego Races We got Captain Redbeard King Cahooka Basil the Bat Lord Is this Lego races 1

Um I think it must be yeah Johnny Thunder baron baron gypsy moth Veronica voltage and rocket racer they put no like commas so it's all just like one string of confused quite confusing words um if it was like a race as too

I could be more of a help because obviously Berg was in that um whether Berg maybe Johnny Thunder is obviously S tier Rocket Racer is S tier um hated the bat F tier Captain Red Beard Solid A

Red Beard I remember being a son of a bitch Yeah but that's fitting That's thematic Yeah but he Like too much He was an asshole Yeah It's A to

Not S Can't be S A Um Yeah But that one now next Tyler of Durden That's one

Nice What's wrong with C-EX In the previous episode, Jamie claimed that Charlie XCX looks like she shops at CEX or something of that nature, I'm paraphrasing. Anyway, what's wrong with CEX? Sorry, we can't all be HMV queens like yourself. Sometimes a near-dual like the many wants to own without selling something on the bloody streets. Listen, you fucking idiot, all these people that go out and support local fucking businesses, idiots. idiots you don't have to leave you can get things for cheaper online you don't have to move you don't have to move

Mike drop answer Jeffrey Epstein Jeffrey Bezos Jeff Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos went campaign allegedly at his camp Gisleine Maxwell

I think that answers that question pretty damn well there's nothing I there's a stereotype okay there's a CX stereotype yeah

and I'm sorry that I re re regurgitated the stereotype because stereotypes can be harmful but some of those motherfuckers need to shower. Oh yeah. Not like a crazy shower, just a basic...

Just a basic daily. Basic hygiene, you know? Yeah, brush your fucking teeth. You know? And I'm not talking about all of them. Lots and all, but I mean... Just a majority of them. Just, yeah.

But this isn't just... This isn't just a C-E-X thing, though. It's not. This is a going to shops thing. This is seeing the humans. Yeah. As if you're going to get this wonderful deal. and C-E-X anyway.

Yeah, yeah. To get, like, the Pink Panther 2 or DVD for 11 quid or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, great. Or a PS5 for, like, 900 pounds. I hear. eBay. E-Bay.

This is what I'm saying. You don't need to go and do things. Yeah. It's all on techno. It's all on techno. Everything's techno. You don't even need to go to the goddamn show. shops anymore. The shops come to you now. Yeah. Have you not caught up? Hello. You don't need to go to

Tesco. You don't need to go to Waitrose. You don't need to do anything. It gives you more time to watch documentary. TikTok. And Rotter. Get hyped for Rotter. Yeah. Like shorts of people talking about Rotter on the way. This is how the new order works. The new world stage, right? they have freed up so much time for you if you allow it stop going to real places go to to you know the marketplace of techno the techno marketplace you don't need to physically go anywhere plus it takes you a quarter of the time you don't have to search shelves and stuff you just type it this frees up heaps of time every evening you can get through the latest marvel shows you're You can stay up to date with the Star Wars shows.

You can stay up to date with everything on Paramount and Prime and Netflix and the good one with the Sopranos on it. You have so much time now. That's why it's all set up the way it is. Yeah. Use it. Let me say that was maybe the most epic rant ever on this. ever and there's some stiff competition there's some stiff rants yeah do you mean like ever or just ever really yeah thank you that's how like on point that was yeah i mean i'm not even angry at you anymore

now you know i'll be honest um you know whenever anyone showers you have those like fake arguments what you know like ever anyone showers yeah so when ever anyone showers yeah so when you you're in the shower you like imagine an argument do you everyone does this everyone does this like or a conversation or like I imagine fighting ninjas

yeah something like that but something that could never truly happen well I could fight ninjas okay well I'm what I'm saying is that ramp was my shower rant that I've been holding him for so very long and I feel

somewhat weight lifted Would you want me to do my one then if you've done your shower rant? Um, I don't know if we have any ninjas. No, but like the moves I've already got memorized so I know what I do. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. You know? Okay.

Do you want me to? Yeah, go for it. You sure I'm getting embarrassed now? Well, you don't have to. There's no pressure. Maybe I'll save it. Yeah, save it. Save it for when we can, um, use that gold three money to get us some actors. Mm.

Yeah, just like ninjas come swarming in and they like try to kill me. me and I'm yeah yeah I tell them before we start like like actually hit me like really get aggressive so it sells it teeth knocking out yeah but then when they're actually attacking me while we're recording I'm like ah fuck ow stop and then they actually stop then I'm like no go harder yeah yeah is that is that how you see it in in the shower like that's oh yeah that's how you see in your head okay that was part of it anyway yeah yeah yeah that's before I go super saying you know right yeah insane super saying just a fruit for your thoughts just a fruit for your thoughts yeah what's dragon saying with that one what

is the dragon saying with that one what is the time code what is the time code because this an hour in 15 minutes oh my god okay we got one more then okay we got one more and I'm pissed and this is real piss not thinking Oh, not that kind of pissed I'm actually stone cold sober Oh, okay Yeah I've got a little bit of heartburn

I would What I would kill for a sip Of that golden jabber juice You know Do you think it tastes like lean? Oh it definitely tastes like lean Especially if you're drinking rotter's lean Mmm

Rotters lean Oh give me your lean rotter Crikey Hell's Bells That could be a cool There's a word I want to add to my vocabulary, and I keep forgetting what it is. Is it rotter? No.

It's, um, it begins with a B. Ben Quadrenaris. No. Um, uh, come on, help me people. Bagon. Comment down below what it could be. Urocrats. No, it's, it's something that means like really good.

Best. Oh, I just had it. Faced. Um, bah, bah, bah. It's, uh, Nah, carry on. Belter. Oh, belter.

I love that word. You know? Oh, that's a belter of a cream cracker. So why are you willing to say belter, but you won't say mate? Because I can say belter. I can't say, I can't say mate. Why? You can't say it like that.

Because that's why I can't say it. That's how I say it. Thanks, mate. Well, don't say it like that, then. I have to say it like that. That's my accent. That's how I speak. Like, say, hand you a coffee.

Thank you, mate. Thank you, mate. Then I go, can I get your number as well, please, baby? Thanks, mate, baby. No, I'm not saying mate, I can't. Why? It makes you more, hey, baby. It doesn't make me more anything.

I like saying, buddy, it makes me different. Thank you, buddy. Hey, buddy, hey guy. Oh, fuck you. Yeah. You fucking pissed me off again. I was riding high after the rant. Nah.

I needed to bring it down a notch because sometimes, well. Because levity is the brevity of wit. Yeah. And also I'm scared of the talent scouts who, like, are watching and they might think you're... Too good. Too good. Get poached. You'll get poached for the, um, the good ideas podcast.

Yeah. I'll be Rotter's twin, the good rotter. With any luck. Would you, if, if you got like in your email, like a secret Disney email, like, we want you to be Rotter's body double for on-set rotter scenes. What are you saying? I'd say, what the fuck? Why me? Why did you pick me for that?

Like, just completely out of the blue. And they're like, how, it's illegal to share this email or even reply to this email and or even tell anybody. You have to say yes. You have to say yes. Well, you won't be able to, like, legally buy food anymore. Yeah. You'll be denied every time you try to buy food. Yeah, you have to always buy food by proxy.

Just a fucking inconvenience forever. Let you try your card. It works in places that aren't food, you know? Yeah. If you're trying to buy lottery tickets, it works fine. Yeah. As soon as you try and buy some milk, dare I say. It's milk.

Food? Yeah, sustenance. It's all people ate for the longest time. Just suckling on them. The first person to do that was wild. Oh, guys. Just joined him with the calves,

like, milky chops. You know what, that looks bloody nice. Yeah. Wait a minute, fellas. That's bloody nice. With his milk moustache. Like, with all the calves around him.

Straight from the tit. That's bloody nice. That's bloody lovely. Well, what isn't bloody lovely is this final question here from... Oh God. Ryan Reynolds Bidness. I'm just going to read this, then I'll react. Okay.

It's a new segment. Readers react. Reading reactors. Okay. Okay. What is my best and worst movie? Could you possibly rank my movies? What would you say to me, given the chance? chance. How would you go about

mending my career and personality? I know we've had our differences, but come on, guys. It's Ray Ray. It's just as human as the rest of us. Right? Don't I deserve a chance that normality or a red dead redemption? What acting notes would you give me?

How would you like me to type to be typecast in the future and should I avoid comedies for example. Do you think I've ever been good ever? Or has my soul been corrupted from the start? Am I really a person? Or just a sick and twisted amalgam of the worstest things ever? Please help me make some changes, guys. I've been a jarling since day minus one. On the D.L. I'm just sick of being me these days. I'm trapped in my flesh. My flesh hungers for sustenance and financial excess and various lusts of

life is an endless slog of various cravings I will never be satiated. I've become lost within the monotony of my own security, what is quality if not quantity, etc." Interesting bit of writing. I think it starts quite humorous then it loses it in the middle and then it gets deep at the end. Yeah, it gets brutal. Read the name of this poster again. Ryan Reynolds bidness. I didn't know Ryan had it in him to be that yeah guys i think it's actually him he's like hate listening every like waiting for mentions of him so every time you

yeah oh stuff yeah he's really found the one person that doesn't like him that being you and he goes to your reviews on letterbox and he's like I think this might change me I feel really bad I find

I find a lot of things I find a lot of things with this Yeah I think I'm different now I think I like him now I like his movies now We had um I think it was last episode

There was a comment Maybe even written by this very same person That was along these lines But it maintained the The humour Through the whole thing And it was just like That's fresh

That's fresh And this is a bit like Yeah you know when the milk is it's still fresh it's still fresh but it's not teat fresh it's not tea fresh or whatever teat it's not teat fresh

nothing's teat fresh apart from teat fresh apart from a fresh tea obviously I'm talking about you take the lid off as a bit of like crusty it affects the smell when you give it a sniff but when you actually pour it's fine

that you're obliged to use it so you're like oh the flavour's there I just had to go through a waft right yes yes No, I get what I'm saying. That's kind of what I'm saying. But it was actually kind of, oh, it gave me what I wanted in the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no. I feel horrible. Really? I think I've been way too mean to him.

Well, that makes me feel like I need to be meaner. To balance the scale. Yeah. Like it's always going to remain the same as what you... Well, I'm a natural mediator. Try and say something. something crazy and I'll mediate the fuck out of it. You're a fucking bastard. Well, that's your opinion and in my opinion some other people might not think that. Some what?

Huh? Some what? No, I said something rude. I said something rude. Apologise. That's what earlier recording was for. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Okay. No fair, you've already apologised. Um, yeah, I'm, I'm gonna turn a new leaf. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give him another go. I'm gonna give this Ryan guy another go. Ryan Reynolds?

Yeah. Or the man. The man, Ryan Reynolds? Yes. Or a different man. Which other man? Someone who happens to be, what a curse. What to be Ryan?

No, to be called Ryan Reynolds, but you're not Ryan Reynolds. Oh, right, yeah. Oh, p. If your name's Ryan Reynolds. I'm sorry. Holy shit. I never even thought about that. Can you imagine you like book,

you book a, to go out to a meet? Yeah, we're all excited. Well, no, all the people see, oh fuck, Ryan Reynolds is coming. They put like whoopie cushions there and they like spit in his soup and stuff. Yeah.

I'm not even the real Ryan. Yeah, he gets there and they're like, oh shit, we've just, whatever, his name is Ryan Reynolds. So you've got to be really worried for the places where they're like hyped that Ryan's going to be there. You show up and you're like,

Where's Ryan? I'm Ryan. You are not Ryan. Where is the real Ryan? Hey, am I not allowed to have to be myself? What is this? I mean, in fairness, he's probably a better guy. Which Ryan, sorry? The OG Ryan?

No, the one who just... Nauty Ryan. Ryan Reynolds lets people down. Yearly. Oh, yeah, they... I guess they... Maybe they're not so different. Maybe nobody could tell the difference. Maybe, maybe in the entrance to that restaurant is when the two Ryans can finally connect.

I really like how that wrapped up. Nice and Christmassy. Yes. Festive. When the weather outside is Radio 6. And the weather inside is more like radio 6. It's more like Radio 1, then the weather outside, sometimes like Radio 3. Let it radio, let it radio, let it radio.

Merry Christmas, everybody. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Guess who's about to piss himself? Uh, Chuckie from the movie series Chuckie. I've reached an age where this has now become the way to get up. And you also have to go... Every time you do anything. Don't shit yourself.

Come on. Oh, I think he shit himself slightly. You're scaring Paisley with the way you're getting up. Right. Bye bye folks. He's trying not to shit himself. Bye folks. We went through the curtain, that was cool.

Paisley, do you want to say a little something? Say that thing you always say. No, come on, when the mic comes on, you just gotta say it. Basically, just say it. Say that thing you always say, that comedic line you always have, your catchphrase. Just say... Just say it. go on

say that when the weather outside