JAR Media Posdact - The SLAY Episode - JARCast Episode 289

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:20 Biden Farts 06:13 Housekeeping 27:17 Alex Talks About His Destiny 2 Video & The Lightfall Reveal 42:29 Mid Break 43:51 Animals That Are Beyond 50:33 Annoying Coworkers 57:38 Naming Your Child After a Game Character 1:06:03 Soprano or White 1:06:45 Mad 2 Apex Legends 1:09:27 Joe on the Cast 1:11:04 Rear Screen Dibby 1:14:17 Biggest JAR Meme of 2023 1:16:43 Bonus Moments

The perfect sleigh is framed with slaying I need to The perfect sleigh is framed with James Is Dad Ha ha ha ha ha Hmm You know what I really don't feel like introing it today One of you do it

No I don't want to do it Um Should we do a different intro? Oh Farts Oh yes Got a little Coke nugget stuck

Yes Coca Cola Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha ha ha Oh holy Farts

This is incredible Yeah I just discovered that Woohoo Yippee. Oh my God. Wow. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 289 of the time. Today I'm Jamie, who isn't the host, but I'm introing it.

The host is Alex, oversat with the blue one on. That's me. I'll do my kind of catchphrase, well, not catchphrase. What's it called when, like, you do almost like a tick, but it's like your thing. thing you know like um a tick yeah that's just the tick isn't it okay i guess yeah tick have a Alex mm-hmm and next to me um James with the Gucci shoes James with the Gucci shoes and hopefully none of us have the Lyme's disease I hope not I'm in fact I have had a tick um not a tick like your tick but a tick like the insect the insect that's sockblum

honestly my least favorite insect a tick really yeah they're worse than fleas they're worse than fleas are pretty bad I don't like the eye worms the eye worms yeah there's a parasite that's like a worm and it lives in your eye in your vision you can see a little worm

like wriggling around in your eye there's something about parasites yeah parasites it's like when you see those videos on Instagram or YouTube but it's like I'm saving this from a parasite and they're like pulling out this parasite from like a shrimp or something really really disgusting we should be glad that as humans we're not as acceptable to parasites as of them we are there oh yeah we definitely are in fact like podcasting is kind

of a form of parasite you know yeah well just being liberal it's parasitic stop farts stop it farts before we talk too much about parasitic liberals I just just want to thank the media patrons over at patreon.com for making the audio version of the show possible as well as just making the show possible we literally couldn't do this without your support at this point i'm i'm just going to be frank and honest and thank you so much to you literal beauties you beauties farts beutes yeah you fart beauties speaking of a liberal parasites um you've seen biden farts

Biden Sharts do do do do do Have you seen it James? No Do you actually not we post it in the group chat? What, you just purposely didn't engage? Yeah, I purposely didn't engage Because I believe when it comes to anything produced by these right wing people

That if you don't consume it and don't acknowledge it exists That's the best way to counter them and their platform But what if it's... I completely and utterly disagree I think the more people that see them And clown on them No, but then you're giving them the illusion of an audience, even if you are clowning on them. No, that's good though, because the bigger the audience, the more people see it and go, damn, that's kind of cringe.

That's not, that's not what happens, though. The more people say it, the more of them start to listen to their bullshit and actually believe what they say. Nah, but like, not Biden farts, bro. Not Biden farts, but... Biden farts is the ultimate anti-humor. I lost my shit. The morning I watched Biden farts, which for those who don't know is just go on Stephen Crowder's Twitter

funnier, arguably funnier and more catchier than the extremely relevant baby shark. A nice kind of parody of that. I will say outside of this baby start Biden sharts, whatever.

Just ignore these people and don't give them any acknowledgement whatsoever. That's the best way to counter them. The best thing you can do is dunk. No, because then they use that as ammunition. They use that to fuel that is. Yeah, a ratio can literally ruin someone's life.

All of these people get ratioed all the time and nothing changes. If not, they're getting even more support on places like Facebook. There's no point trying to dunk on them because you just give them ammunition. Do you think there are people on Facebook who are loving Biden shots? Yes, absolutely. Have you been on Facebook recently, where? No, I don't know if you agree, Jim, but the best bit is at the end where it's like, For more Biden Sharts.

Yeah. Go to Mug Club. Yeah, for like $90 a month. And then I went, I, obviously I wanted more Biden Sharts. So I followed through on the link to see what the site was about. And there's this like, really, uh, kind of seductive image of Crowder, like, lying on his side with the huge letters saying, prepare your butts. Oh, you paint me like a French girl. Basically.

Yeah. And I thought that was. Kind of cool Say what you will about Crowder But he is Really quite attractive Immensely attractive The way you can change minds

Yeah And the way he can No I'm not even going to stay there Let's do some scary housekeeping I know it's not October yet But you know how much we love Halloween around here So this is housekeeping We round off some of the conversations

Some of the comments from last episode Some of the more controversial kind of things that were left Right, okay, okay Like Brendan R.D. did Can promise you, Goon is regularly used unironically here in America Lil Wayne has a song called What's a Goon to a Goblin Which ties perfectly to Jar

I've discovered a new new goon I'm not not discovered a new goon It's a different sect of the gooning community Offer it like straight up Actual gooning Really it's it's It's getting so big that it has subcategories Yes, tuning

Oh gooning to tunes Yeah Wow Yes, duneing is a thing, like tunes like Roger Rabbit, like, the hentai. Toonings. Do you think there is something a little bit peculiar about masturbating to, like, fiction? I mean, not, fictions, the... What do you mean fiction?

Like... Drawings. This might be the most controversial subject on jar ever. What are you saying? something a little bit not sleigh about it. Yeah, it's not particularly slay to jerk off the drawings, because what you're looking at

is literally not real. Well, I guess it's... But why does it have to be real? Yeah. If it depicts sexual intercourse, then we have an attraction to sexual... No, but it's... Don't you think... I can't... I don't know, explain something in the words.

Like, we are acutely aware that the shit we're looking at is not a real man or woman. It's like, or whatever the... No, but if he's betraying sex between a man or woman or whatever guy and guy, you're attracted to that, that. Or a 13-foot What,

are you going out... Tittied, futa character. Like, it's... Like, mate, what you're looking at is so, you know it's not human. You're acutely aware that it's not human

and you're jerking off to it, a imagining fucking it. We're getting fucked by it. And it's 2D. It's 2D and it's, you know it's not human. Is there something strange about that? It doesn't even need to be 2D anymore. Yeah?

No, no, but 3D is like, at least they're in the same amount of dimensions as us. 3D is kind of like 2D plus 1 sort of thing. Yeah, 2D plus 1D. I don't, I think, that in a way there's something less disturbing than jerking off to real people who filmed themselves

in some kind of scenario acting you know what yeah I'm not I'm not saying it's like wrong I'm just saying like this is how foolable the human brain is this is how horny I'm sure more men jerk off to drawings than women

and this is how powerful horniness is that you can be so horny that you jerk off I've heard stories I used to listened to a podcast where a guy said like back in the day they couldn't like just easily access porn so he would draw a pair of tits and then just jerk off he'd look at the drawn no but think about it like way back in the day before any former technology or printed media we have these like renaissance paintings yeah naked women that would be like I need to go to the

local museum and uh just well they might not have been in a museum yeah they might have been in someone's like office locked a drawer you know yeah it would have been quite a good motivator back then to become an artist yeah draw the there must have been way more lucrative yeah because people walk in show me a nice pair of tits well yeah that'll be 100 I would say that maybe masturbating to drawings is probably the most ethical way to masturbate instead of masturbating to women who are being sexually assaulted and taking taking advantage of in a really disgusting misogynistic industry. Slay.

Yeah, that's all James can say, slay. Slay. Well, Krusty Kamakaze says this. I'm kind of on a similar note. I'm taking a 2D design course this September, so I'm excited to unveil the secrets of these 2D soldiers. You can't see them because they're 2D. There are a few 2D comments, actually.

People quite like the 2D thing. The 2D discussion was one of the most iconic JAR moments. Yeah, Jack Newman said this 2D person debate might actually be my favorite bit from jar. Bravo Vince. Who the fuck is Vince? James is Vinny. Oh, it was Vinny. Yeah.

Don't know, no, Vince. Vince from fast. What do you mean, what do you mean bit? Or bit. Like bit. Bitty. Tit milk. What does he mean bit?

I'm serious. I'm serious. Do you think, do you think, like if someone, if. If someone offered you cat milk, would you drink it? Um, no. I feel like we've talked about milk a fair amount in the kind of milk we'd drink. Okay. Is it that much weirder than drinking cow milk?

That's exactly where I was going. And I would say no. I would have a cat milk, that's it? I would say yes, because cats are, like, they're like a predator, right? There's something a bit more, like, clean about the cow, they've got multiple stomachs. They eat grass. Drinking their milk, whereas what? Less protein, then?

Now, but then imagine, like, what is creating that cat milk, like rats, like just ultra-protein, very little water. You're telling me there's not a cow out there that's eating a rat? Yeah, I'm quite confident, actually, that they probably... I bet you at least one cow's eating around. Well, yeah, but that's changing the question. I depends. I see what you're saying, but it's filtered through the stomach. Yeah.

Okay, filtered. There's some cat milk for us then. Well, if you can get some cat milk. Well, no, no, the question is, like... We need a goddamn scorpion. I'll drink some cat milk on the course. Yeah, absolutely. Scorpion is probably a nicer experience in a cat, milk.

It's like, would we drink human milk in your latte? Yes. I'm honestly surprised that's not taken off yet. Like, for real. For real. It's like, human milk must be healthier for us. That's actually a really good point. And we should probably delete this segment and get on it.

Yeah, we need some humans. Think about that, like, you pay a human for their milk and then you sell their milk at a premium. I thought that was already a thing that some women do do. They have like a whole business of it. Yeah, but that's like only fans shit. That's like one person selling their milk. I'm talking about having an industry, like a... The problem with that is...

I don't think women produce milk all the time. Cows don't produce milk all the time. The only reason they do is because... they have a baby and then they're milked for the rest of their life. They're milked until they fucking die. If a woman has a baby and then gets milked all the time, she'll keep making milk. Yeah, breast pumps? The only reason

they stop making milk is because they're not milked like a cow. Unless you get a breast pump. Yeah. She's saying we need to milk. We need some employees and we need to milk them.

hmm interesting um ethical kind of quandry there but we can put that on the board on a in the yeah on this chart to do list milk employees we're gonna milk them for all they got oh um windows xp autumn wallpaper is a superior choices either i'm crazy or the guys were too busy to remember that g in the yog stands for go was already mentioned on the cast and someone applied to that saying this is Lucina 056 this is the dementia era of the cast which feeds into Nicky's comment what arc would you say you're in now I guess the Dementia arc the Dementia arc was sleigh arc you're in the Slay arc though hmm I prefer dementia arc no well you not you and Jim might be forgetting things

but I don't I forget nothing I remember everything yeah um you forget how to pay um you I know I remember that every day I remember every day that I need to pay Jamie 50 pound and I can pay I can pay him in different ways so that's what I'm hoping on what the fuck are you talking about we kind of stopped doing the little mini segment where we'd address

what we're slurping on yeah that's because it says on the can oh what have you got there sorry kialsberg I buy Kalsberg now because they got Mads Mikkelson to start doing the ads

and I think he's in Death Stranding and I like that game so I buy Carsway now. Are you saying that advertising has actually worked on you? Yeah. I don't think there's a point in my life that advertising has ever actually influenced. Have you ever bought anything? No, no. Let me

explain. Right. I buy what I buy because I like it. If I see an adverts for a rival product or a product in general that I don't buy, I will never then go buy that product. No, no, no, no. You're forgetting what advertisement is, though. What?

Would you have borrowed the PS5 to play Gran Turismo if there were no ads for it and you didn't know it was coming out? I didn't know it was coming out, though. You knew it was coming out because it was advertised. I knew it was coming out because it was announced it was coming out. That's not an advertisement. That's just like, oh, this game's coming. No, but I don't. But I don't sit there and see a YouTube ad for Gran Turismo because they were everywhere and then think,

I'm now going to buy that as a result of that ad. This is where marketing doesn't make sense to me, because it's supposed to influence your mind to make you make a purchase of that product. It works. But if I see an advert, if I see an advert, especially repeatedly, I'll go out of my way not to buy that product. No, no, no, no, no. It's intruding your subconscious, though.

Yeah, it can be shit like hearing, da, da, da, da. And then three hours later, you'll be like, man, I don't really feel like McDonald's. Like, you probably watch way more live TV when you're a kid. Mm-hmm. You probably remember deep in your subconscious every one of those ads that they were playing. and open a cookie brisk. Exactly, there's always something. I don't remember any of them.

No, you do, man. I don't remember. That's because you only watch Top Gear. Do you remember that adverts on Dave? I do remember the adverts on Dave. There you go. But no, but I'm saying now, as an adult, I won't get an ad when I'm on YouTube, whatever,

and then go and buy that product. It will never work on me that way. If anything, it just makes him. That's not what's supposed to do, man. No, but that, but what, it's supposed to be in your subconscious. But if you know that when you go to shops and you see the product they've just advertised and you're like, no, it's not really making them a sale. And to be honest, marketing doesn't need to even exist at this point because people know the brands so heavily, they will just buy it anyway. Like, nobody needs a McDonald's adverts.

They're all going to go to McDonald's anyway. No. But the way McDonald's marketing works is that it's supposed to be the seasonal stuff, like the specials. No, but it's like it's keeping it in your head, you know? Yeah. Like we've got to drive for half an hour to get KFC, right? I'd happily wouldn't do that, but you guys do. Yeah, but if you're every now and again, you just hear about KFC and what they're doing,

eventually that's going to be in your head, and you'll just have a craving for it, and you'll go. No, I disagree, because I have a craving for KFC because I've eaten KFC. Not because the marketing is because I know what it tastes like, so I'm going to have a craving for it. Like, there's a point where the marketing doesn't matter, because you've consumed enough of it or just naturally have craving us for it that the marketing forward doesn't change anything or doesn't change you going there

you'll just go in there because you want X product and not because you saw X product on the TV now you see the Colonel smile you see him wink and then away you go what can't deny yeah you can't deny what about car adverts but I think car adverts the most

pretentious crap. They're fucking awful. They're actually terrible. Who, yeah, who were they actually for? Pricks. Yeah, actual cunts. They especially play a lot before movies like a cinema. I don't know why. Because they're filmed like on fucking IMAX cameras and they're like, wow, look at this car driving. But this is the thing, we're talking about like a boga or a phone or whatever. We're talking about like a 20K vehicle where the whole experience you're going to have of it is like not the advert, it's not what it looks like, it's the inside, it's actually driving it.

But they never, they make, they don't make advertised based over what the experience will be. It's like fucking Marvel epic advert for fucking SUV. I love the one that's, like, the Norwegian, like, hills. Yeah. No, I remember one where it's like driving through a city and there's like black slime going, yeah, that, yeah, that one. And they have these crazy budgets and shit. Why does a car advert need to be a Marvel level epic?

Yeah, why it's fucking ridiculous, but it's just like. I saw a crazy one when I went to see Nope this weird ad that played that was like it opened on this like post-apocalypse looked like Fallout this fucking like robot like mech

comes like crashing down and it's like going it's so budget shit you've ever seen and then guess what it turns into a Hyundai advert no it's like join the army

no way I'm fucking I'm not fucking I'm serious wait so they're like trying to prep us for aliens now before you go and watch your A year. More like The Terminator. Oh, yeah. Wow.

It was actually crazy. Like, who out there has, like, seen a car of them be like, I'm going to buy that car when they've just seen like a Marvel movie advert? Who is actually making these decisions? I don't get it. When it's like, when you get by a car, you just want to know, is it economical? Does it look okay?

Is it comfortable? That's what's crazy though? Because it's like, what percentage of the population is buying brand new cars? Surely it's like a minimum? It's a lot because of finance Yeah For people I guess yeah

Yeah you're right Because they're lots People get bored of their car No they get bored of their car The same way they get bored of their phone Because they know in two years time They're gonna get an upgrade So it's like oh I can look at this advert

And I can choose these cars That's why It's consumerism for the sake of consumerism Yeah I disagree with cars I disagree with cars as well Are we all joining the F car movement No I've been a part of it for years

I fucking hate cars Cars are lame, they are un-economical and building infrastructure around cars is the most stupid thing. I genuinely think we should we should slide the clock back to what?

Back to horses? Horses, no horses should be premium like only, you see a horse and you're like, whoa, oh, that's like seeing a Bentley or something. Oh, so we should start on like donkeys. No, not even donkeys, we just walk. But then how am I supposed to get to my job? bikes.

Electric bikes. No, no. I want to be Amish. Go on then. What's stopping you? Fuck off then. Well, I can't just be Amish here. What would I do?

I've got no farm. You go to join the community, they're desperate for people. What, in the UK? Yeah, the giant Amish community in the UK. No, you buy a plane ticket, you go to where the Amish are and then you join up. Yeah. Do you reckon they'd have me? Do you reckon if I just went, they would have?

I just went. That was one of the other adverts at the cinema. There was like a mech that like came down and then it was like defeating them. The Armish defeat them with their spears. Join the Armish. Join the Armish. I can't grow one of those funny beards though. The soup catcher beards. That doesn't matter. That's not like one of the prerequisites to joining the Armish. The Armyish.

Join the Armyish. Well, James Stanley can end this segment. What is James' thoughts on the Dragon Ball franchise as an anime lover? I've never seen it personally, but the rest of internet is blitheringly obsessed with it, and it's kind of doing my head in. The second opinion might help me to make sense of it all. I think at Dragon Ball at the moment is at a really peak in popularity because it's just gone into Fortnite. You're seeing a lot of it because of the obscene Fortnite clips.

But I think with Dragon Ball, it's one of those ones a lot of people watch when I were a kid. because it's on like the teeth especially if you're a 90s good yeah and it's like you can look back at it now everyone's gonna say they love it but it has questionable quality because it's a series

just one for an obscenely large amount of time so it's gonna have a filler episodes it's gonna have all the stuff you can expect it's just an iconic anime series I have no interest to get into it

because it's too big too and too much of an investment but it's just like iconic everyone knows a Dragon Ball meme I don't yeah's because you are the Dragon Bowl where see I always I always

it's over 9,000 Yeah, you know the power I've only ever seen the odd episode and like all the memes and the jokes about it or whatever But they added into Fortnite the I'm sorry if I'm saying it wrong The Kamehameha Meha that is it Is that correct?

Yes Because I was listening to something and they pronounced it like Kamehaha or some shit And I was like, what the fuck? I actually saw a clip so I was like Zeme is not understanding how to pronounce Kamehameha So it is Kamehaameha I'm pretty sure

we probably will get cancer It's Kamaama Hamer isn't it? Kohaneah yeah But it's like The Eclipse are insane Because it's like It's an alien doing it

Or Predator or John Wick Or Darth Vader It's like A predator Whick Wick doing it on Darth Vader And it's like

Oh my God Yeah I think Trevor Scott got removed Didn't he Yeah Because he got removed He got removed

He was He murdered like six people Good doesn't deserve to be in Fortnite but they didn't move to the skin is not good for the murder oh yeah yeah to be clear yeah

there was there was one angry commenter on the last um chowcast that was like um getting upset because we were shit talking Fortnite and they were like um listen um

I think you'll find Fortnite's actually a it's like a toy box of um limited time purchases that are owned by megacorps, so it's not really like a toy box where you actually have them forever because they're physical.

Having a skin store that has all these limited edition skins to impulse you to buy them out of FOMO is not good. The game has no integrity. The sandbox that it has isn't fun because it's a competitive multiplayer game

where you're getting one shot by Dragon Ball abilities and lightsabers and people are flinging around as Spider-Man. There's nothing fun about that. It's not competitive. It's not fair.

it's just FOMO It is Ready Player 1 Yeah And it's just embodiment The embodiment of Corporate Greed And nobody should play it

It will die It won't die It will continue It's too big It won't die But it will be replaced By by Fortnite 2

No No Because when When Cod comes out It's like Oh Modern Warfare Whoa

What can beat this It's never gonna die That was the thing And now it's Fortnite And then the next thing will just be some other bullshit. I don't think so because Fortnite's been around for so long

that it's seen like the peak of cod again. Modern Warfare was the peak of cod again and look at it. It's, it's just continuing to grow. I never saw it becoming what it has. We're like, because we played the really, really early, like, beta 4. The one that was like made in like two months or whatever, and you could tell. Like, it was jank as fuck.

It was awful. It had like no identity. But its identity has become absorbing IPs. Yeah. And it's going to. continue to absorb until there's none left we spent loads of time talking about fortnight last episode didn't we did we yeah okay well um no more fortnight banned banished the shadow well speaking of fortnight um i guess i can kind of shift into fortress craft

yeah fortress craft um no um i got a comment that can shift into something i wanted to talk about cole 375 says just want to say congratulations to Alex on releasing his destiny video on iH really well done and i resonate with it a lot as someone who's tried to get into destiny recently without any prior experience and finding that to be the most impossible confusing experience ever i like the point about playing star wars july fallen order without any knowledge of star wars at all great comparison anyways just curious but what's your process for making a video this detailed and of this length keep up the great work fellas um lots of time with crotch...

What did you look at me like it? I don't know. It's just like lots of time, isn't it? Once I finished it and finally waited the four hours for it to encode or whatever, I was like, I finally I can move all of the like clips onto a hard drive and just forget about it. But that took 15 hours because there was so many clips. It was like nearly two terabytes worth of footage. of like footage. Jesus.

Two terabytes. Yeah. Because I've just bit, I kind of like obsessively store things. Like a raven. You know? In his nest. Do the ravens do that? Yeah, right? They like the coins or whatever the fact they do. What, for their whole life? Yep.

They see value in it, so they store it. They see value in coins. Well, not just coins, but like jewelry and things that are shiny. Really? Mm-hmm. Quote the raven. Destiny 2 DLC I thought that was Magpies

Yep Corvids or whatever Um Not Ravens I don't think Ravens are known For stealing and hoarding silver Big Soz on that one Well he could be right

We don't just because you said he's wrong Doesn't mean he's wrong True because you were saying You thought Alsatians were something else Oh Okay no It's a common misconception that Alsatians And German Shepherds are different breeds

Or slight variations but in fact they're just the same thing and they are just the same thing, okay? I clarified that. So you got zinged on? I did to get zinged on. You got dunk. Oh, James got Twitter dunked.

His life is over. My life's over already. Raciode. I've never been ratioed before. I have. I have. I said something about a boss in one of the Dark Souls games and someone retweeted it and said,

you're wrong, actually. Yeah. I said something about Sonic and got raciode. Oh, that's true. Did you actually? What did you say about Sonic? I said the Sonic movie looked bad And then someone quote tweeted it

And it got more lights Yeah they were like Oh when you just look at the bad side of life Is this on I-T? Yeah Oh damn I'm surprised I'm surprised even bothered to release a desk video Yeah

No it's that you're playing with fire If you talk shit about Sonic Because the official Sonic account Might come for you That's always a that's always a fear I suppose they're always like the smaller fish

so they're always punching up yeah Sonic are always punching up yeah no they're not Sonic's huge oh no double double success movie the glue fell up oh no

what fell up the glue the glue fell up oh the glue fell up yeah I was happy to get that stupidly long destiny video out yeah we're very proud of you yeah I want to watch it I do

but um oh you haven't seen it No, he does. I didn't think it was that good. Should have put more effort in. That's fair enough. I haven't seen a second of it yet because the thing with the video that long is like... You need time to sit down at you.

Yeah. It's like either I can watch... Like... ...porn. You know what? I found a very interesting part of porn hub recently. Excuse me? Why are you on Pornow?

The Fortnite for research. No, you weren't, no, you don't go on Pornhub for research like I do. No, there's genuine... No, research recently is I searched Game of Thrones on Porn Hub to see how many results of the actual show. The actual show has more results and more views than the porn parodies of the show. That shows you how fucking bad that show is for sexual violence. There is parts of Pornhub that you just wouldn't expect. like the good bits

the story no that just the content like dildo reviews fleshlight reviews like there's nothing there's no like nudity there's no usage of the sex toy it's it's just like a YouTube video where they sit and have

the thing and they're like I like it for this this and this it's not so good in these aspects it's like a movie so educational videos on sex yeah yeah that is it's awesome it's awesome it's really cool

it's like actual good content I wonder if there are like porn reviewers on there oh the view community oh no there must be the like the watch community the commentary

like the reaction videos yeah all this be getting crazy man but yeah how cool is that cool no I think people should know

that they can just like search these things and get educated on sexual things like sex stories, lubricants, whatever. Because that's, being, knowing about it is a good thing. Better for your sexual elf. Do it. Yeah.

The best flashlight is Tenga, by the way. Don't bother going to Fleshlight, go to Tenga. Betrayed by flashlight. Yeah, we did. We called it straight portrayed by them. Um, there was one more thing I want to say about the destiny. Yeah, sorry.

Sorry, I totally. Um, took the, There's in porn reviews. Flesh reviews. My favorite flesh is the, uh... Saku Chai. No, um... I guess I'll...

I'll keep it vague. I'll keep it vagu. But, um... The vaguey? Like, the week where I was trying to put the finishing touches on the video, it was like a wacky week. Like, just trying to get it done or whatever.

And literally like two... That is weird. Two days before it was done, I just got, like, message, like, someone who was, like, key to the development of destiny, like, wants to talk to you. I was like, I got scared. I got to be real. I got a bit frightened. Did you think you were being, like, taken down? I thought, here we go.

Drama's inbound. But I basically just wound up talking to someone who was, like, key to the development of destiny. it was like straight from the horse's mouth like for hours just answering my every question my every every everything I've ever wondered it was quite a moment for me a very very cool moment yeah I'll keep it vague like that but yeah just wanted to put it out of there yeah it's almost like because you've worked on video games yourself it's big time it's sort of like I made this game I'm called this is

hard. It was on Xbox 360. Remember that? This is hard. Yeah. Yeah. It got in a little bit of trouble because it used official Mario like art assets, but... Like a Flappy Bird. All the most revolutionary video

games, you know what Picasso said. If you can't steal it, just like it. You know what? Maxi Rondo left another one. Having just watched Alex's new video on Destiny, just wondering what he thought on the recent reveal of Lightfall and the new season. Are you playing the new season?

And what did you think about Lightfall, e.g. The location, enemies, supers. What do you think? Oh, my God. What do you think they would just tread familiar ground? Like most of the expansions have. Great video, by the way. So, yeah, I was trying to time the release of my video with the, like, reveal stream for Lightfall. Yeah, yeah. But I just couldn't. I couldn't make it.

but I did watch the stream. Was it epic? I mean, it's such a, like, lame cycle with that fucking game where I keep thinking that, like, yeah, they've, like, got it into a place where they're going to really, like, reveal something that's, like, genuinely exciting, and I'm not going to have, like, any caveats. But then, like, the reveal started, and it was, like, this weird, like, 80s aesthetic, which is something I'm sick of.

Yeah, they're doing that now. It's like, what? It looks, the trailer looks like it, it's, like filmed in cyberpunk it was like yeah the logo looks like the disney pixar's light year logo like one to one pretty much but with light fall like before they'd like teased the the whole lightfall like expansion everything and it was like this looming like dark background with the pyramid and it was all like oh this is like building something and then so it's the the pyramid so the pyramids in death are they out yet yes that's what it like because they botched the story so hard

It turned into Mass Effect, where it's like the reapers are coming, the pyramids are coming, that's going to be a thing. Okay. And my assumption was that Lightfall was going to be this like, kind of like the Mass Effect 3, like they're actually here now. Like, shit's like getting bad. Like it's a low point. But then in the reveal trailer, it was like this weird 80s thing. Hey, we're using the cabal again. They're re-skinned and they, because I was really convinced that it was going to be like,

Lightfall was going to be when they were like a rival. shit was getting real new enemy faction there is one new enemy type that they're adding in but it was like man I can't really disappointed by that what actually takes them so long

to make one new enemy type I don't know I don't know if it's just like the code rot of the engine being like really difficult to work with or what I don't know why they don't yeah because like

I'm no dev by any means, but like... But they have hundreds and hundreds of people that work at Bunchy. Bungi is a huge company now. Yeah, it's massive, so how can they not make at least two? One? When did the last update come out? There was the seasonal update came out at the same time as that reveal stream.

But that update like... But I mean like content update, like news... I guess the last one was which one. When's the last time they added a new type of enemy? type of enemy? Uh, they, if you want to get technical, they basically never have. Um, because every type, like the Taken, re-skinned versions of all the enemies, but they're like kind of ghostly. Yeah.

The, uh, the fuck what they called in Foraken. Um, they were like, kind of re-skinned fallen, like undead fallen, basically. Um, the siever fallen, the, the lucent hive. It's always like a kind of re-skinversion in a way. Like, that's really become a hang-up for me, because it's like... Yeah. Like, every other game series mixes that side of it up in some way or another. Like, I don't mind the, like, keeping the four or five, like, basic, like, racism.

Like, they're cool or whatever, but it's, like, that's all you're doing. It's, like, killing them again and again. like you you want variety in there especially like because like the raid from witch queen was like this like it showed like a disciple of the witness it's called and it's like this weird thing it was like a new design like something you hadn't seen and it was cool it's like I want to see something new um but they just can't seem to really deliver yeah and they're like adding like grapple hook mechanics now um you can like grapple everywhere it's the first time i was saying this to james this morning the art direction has always been something like no matter how bad i think the game

has been it's always been consistent but this light full reveals the first time i've been like what like just tonally it doesn't really make like makes sense like to go for the 80s like yeah they're going to like they've just suddenly like revealed that there's a city that no one has ever like known about or talked about that hasn't been affected like everything previous has been like these apocalyptic like old like post-apocalyptic cities or whatever and stuff like that that kind of aesthetic but now there's like this neon untouched city that no one had ever talked about and these like weird like new creature people that are like good guys or something that look like cyborgs or whatever it sounds cringy yeah honestly because that

that was one thing, I was always just like, yeah, I can get down with the art direction here and no matter how bad, but this was just like weird to me. It all feels like a, since Destiny 1 released, everything has just been like this shell of, like, they had this original idea for Destiny and then whatever's left of what Bungie is. It's just like, how do we milk this shell of an idea? Well, because it's like, it's not even a theory at this point that all that original marketing for destiny had a bunch of locations and art assets that were built but weren't in that original vanilla release and like yeah they're straight up dialogue in trailers and stuff that

wasn't yeah but like the reef location that was a dlc that was in the initial trailers uh yeah all these locations that have just kind of been trickled out over time it's like what is it yeah nothing about what destiny is now could ever interest me it's it was like too fucked on a rival for me yeah that's what I find so fascinating though is that it the amount of like feedback I've got from people that are like man I'm in such a similar situation to you where like I've got this almost like abusive relationship with this game where like I've just it's the game I've played most but I kind of don't even like it in a weird way I don't know it's really

fucking weird and annoying yeah I'll I look forward to making a video on that, though. That one should be much easier to make. Yeah, more of a bite-sized chunk. Play four is bad, and here's why. Lightful makes me really mad. It makes me pray for darkness. Yeah, we'll see you after these bide and farts.

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This is what happens. When the coil burns out, it tastes like, um, you've put a cigarette in your mouth the wrong way and lit the filter. Like in that movie, the fifth element. Does that happen? No, they just have this weird, like, creative choice where they're like, oh, how do we make a cigarette look like it's in the future? It's just like backwards. Oh. Doesn't really make sense. Yeah, that's stupid.

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Who said When watching footage of Wales I always get this vibe That they understand more about the universe Than we possibly could imagine Like they're so advanced That they don't even need society anymore They just float around and meditate

In infinite wisdom Do any other creatures give you similar intelligent vibes Do you think there are creatures living on this planet that are secretly, infinitely ahead of us in terms of intelligence and wisdom? Byer, buyer. Um, yeah. Bears?

Bees. Bees? No, not bees. Bumblebees. They're communists. They're, they're, um... No, not bumblebees. They're, they're libertarians. Yeah, they're libertarians.

Mm-hmm. Hmm. Interesting. And what are wasps like? What are they? Because they have nests, but they're like way more aggressive they're like the we're fascists yeah they're fascists yeah i think wales can wales should at this point just be like they should make a statement and just swim out the sea into space they are clearly just space bearing waste so they should just do it's like uh

douglas adams the hitchhackers guide the whole dolphin thing oh yeah and they just like fuck this and just leave yeah no i i've had this exact thought about wales i think everyone has because there is something like it's supposed to be almost like a just experience, like seeing a whale, seeing a mammal of that size in the flesh. Like, our parents have talked about it. I think they saw them in America. Huntback whales. I really want to see whales.

Yeah. It's something about just the way they be there. They're, like, peaceful, but also kind of eldridge. Yeah. Squid at Eldridge. You know, like, the big squid. Giant squids. Yeah.

That hunt back whales eat. No, the sperm whales. No, squids hunt whales. There are squids big enough that hunt fucking whales. Yeah, right? Because don't hunt back whales go, like, so deep. Yeah. They come back with, like, squid tentacles.

Yeah. Which is hard for inting. Yeah. Fuck that. And there's, there's, like, video footage now of these squid. Really? Yeah. Yeah, they just suck.

They just attach. Because it's so deep, it's, like, really, like, awkward sort of camera. shit where it's like on a keyboard they're like pressing left and right to make the camera move and there's like this big ass squid it looks like something out of bloodborne. Yeah they're so freaky. No that's

probably a good answer to the question is just like deep sea creatures but it's like it's just like the implications of like what is going on here. What is going on around you that we can't understand if there's stuff that can blow our minds like all you have to do is go on Netflix

and look at some of the David Attenborough like deeps. Yeah, the blue planet. I've watched that episode so many times the blue planet on the deep ocean. Yeah, and it's like that stuff is just straight up alien. It's more alien than when we were making like classic alien movies than how we pictured aliens.

Yeah. It's more alien than that shit. So, you know. What's another good answer? Frogs? Frogs? Nah, did you see that paleontology thing? where they found this, like, mass frog grave

because, like, they were just having too much intercourse. They're just all drowning each other. Really? Yeah. What do you mean that they're too much intercourse? That's what they died of. It was on the... A giant frog orgy?

Basically, yeah. How were they dying, though, after again? They're drowning each other. What do you mean? They're drowning each other. It's the thing, like, it often happens with ducks, too. They just fuck so hard, they accidentally drown. the person they're fucking.

Yeah, it was like a mass grave of frogs. Look, it's real. I'm serious. So these frogs are having an orgy and they're like... Drowning. They're drowning in frog or drowning in water. They're drowning in water. Yeah, they're drowning.

There's so much fogs. Because they're fucking for so long. Yeah. And it's just like such a maelstrom of frog fuck. A frog fuck fest. Yeah. A frog fest. That doesn't really understand.

answer the question now, does it? Something that you look at and just go intelligent certain birds. Yeah. No, crows. Croes are smart. When me and James were outside eating KFC and I got

shot on by a... He did get shot on by a crow. And there were crows just everywhere. And we'd like throw a chip and they'd have like a fucking fight. The like crow parliament would come down and they'd like vote who gets a chip. And then they'd take the ship and fly off. No, watching them. Yeah, I think I'm a big fan of crows,

and I think any insult or hate on crows is completely unwarranted. They are ridiculously smart, and they're unbelievably cute. They're just like, they're dog. If you take a dog and make it small and make it fly, you get crows. The way they tilt their head, it's just a dog. I love crows. Any other creatures of wisdom? Like really old turtles.

Yeah, orangutans. Yeah, orangutans are a good one. You look at, I went to Monkey World somewhat recently. We never talked about that. I'm very jealous. They've got orangutans. You saw them in the flush. Yeah. And they're just like,

there was a moment where one like walked up to us with a bottle of water and came and sat by like the window thing and was like looking back. The way we're looking at this orangutan it's looking at us like it's the one

observing us yeah yeah like it's come did you get eye contact with it not me but well actually probably but it's just like a moment where it's like whoa

you know you can you can see the way they interact with each other and the way they move and stuff it's like our blood it just goes back to them but imagine like being in the jungle and you you stumble across a gigant

Pythicus or whatever they're called. They're basically just giant orangutones. I beg to God that one still exists. It must be. One somewhere. An eternal one. Just like there's a megaladon somewhere. Yeah, in the

bit of ocean that's blocked by the the temp dead bodies. The temperature barrier or whatever from the meg. Hmm. Poopie 43 says, have you guys had any annoying co-workers in the past? If so, how did you deal with them? Um, well, um, um, uh, Kaiser, I don't know.

Yeah, but social interaction is just morphing to situation. What do you mean by this? What examples do you have? For example, you see the, the, the, the cringe member of star. coming towards you you scream and run you've transformed yourself into what suits that situation

and I'm not saying like a scared scream I'm saying just like a I've actually got to go do something yeah like a oh that hurt let me just check what that is and then you go to the bathroom you know no I've not already had any

like colleagues that have been cringy or done things they're done Skyrim glugger? Okay, no, he's Skyrim... I forgot about the Skyrim. The Skyrim glugger, his glugs are kind of, I kind of miss his glugs.

There's something to look forward to in the day. It was just like, oh, there's a Skyrim glug. The perfect Skyman glug. I miss the Skyman glugger. It was just a funny, a weird thing to get used to this night. It's like I'm in Skyrim. It's like I've gone into the Skyrim world, but it's like future and I'm just doing accounts or something.

Um, it... If, like, other YouTubers that exist count as annoying co-workers, then the answer is yes. What about the Sainsbury's when you worked at Sainsbury's? Oh, for sure. I fit all of them. The most infamous one was a chap named like Damien, where, like, his thing was that he would just hit on every single girl that worked there. But in a really, like, just... have a little bit of self-awareness of like this situation you know just making everyone

uncomfortable yeah i yeah i've i've had people like that but it's more like trying so hard to be funny that they just push it too far yeah and often would go to the like just uncomfortable place yeah where everyone's standing there is just like i don't want to be here but I have to be, because I'm being paid to be here. Yeah. But what do you do, eh? The thing is, my hope is that people think I'm that one, you know, that member of stuff. What the one that people want to get away from at all costs?

Yeah, because then I've succeeded. Then I get solitude and serenity. That's almost like a noble way of doing. Instead of like, out of like, just pure desperation of wanting people to like you, it's actually that I just want to be alone right now. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to be liked because then I get what I want. And that's to

be alone playing Eldon Rue. Well, Spider-Man has a lot. Yeah, Spider-Man. I get that. Spider-Man is really good, by the way. Okay, yeah, sure. Even the bits. Even the shit bits. They're shit. They're really shit. I got to admit, that's one of the main reasons I don't want to play.

Yeah, yeah. I did one just earlier today. Can you skip them? No. You can't skip them? You can skip the, the bad puzzles, which I'm actually okay with. I'm okay with the bad puzzles, but the shit bits are way worse. You just want to play a Spider-Man all the time?

Yeah. Doing Spider-Nor fixed. Yeah. Straight up. If I can spray my... Gunge all over the various thugs, then I'm happy. The various goons. So they didn't make that mistake again with Miles, but that game's not as good.

Really? well it's just it's not it's not like I didn't have the same death time it doesn't have the like scope of the story and it's like not as long Spider-Man 2 hopefully yeah Spider-Man 2 just let us shoot our guns all over some goons we'll be happy yeah portal should open and then

gun but the thing is I'm starting to lean in the direction the combat I think I like more than the Arkham games I love the Arkham game combat oh okay the level of perfection. The skill ceiling

in Spider-Man is so high. And you can start doing nuts stuff. It's awesome, man. And because when I played it before it was on your PlayStation. Yeah. So I felt like I could

never like, it was never like staying up till 2 a.m. playing Spider-Man. Yeah, just mastering a bit or whatever. Like just obsessing over perfecting the combat and that's the shit I love to do. with this type of combat system and now that I can do that

it's like like I'm making like Instagram motivation grind set videos in Spider Man how to get the highest combo or whatever

yeah I fucking love it man yeah I started Dark Souls 1 oh no did you not know about this well I knew you bought it but I didn't know

I actually started it Um, good, bad, bush of warts. See, after like finishing secura, after finishing Eldon Ring and kind of understanding the design, it is cool going back. And like, it's not, it's not quite demon souls, but it's like, but everyone knows dark souls is better than demon souls. Yeah. Like, it just is.

I, I really want you to finish it and get it. Yeah. I got to admit the only thing I didn't realize that Eldon Wing got rid of was like weapon degradation Yeah I've never liked that as a mechanic in games really Is it all right in Dark Souls?

Manageable Yeah You can buy from like a Smith or a repair kit So you can just repair every time you go to a bonfire Okay But I love instances like that Because it creates narratives within your gameplay where like you have a main sword

and you're pushing through a section you push it just a bit too far and you forget about this system and then your weapon breaks then you've got to pretty much go on a side quest to go back to a smith because there's no fast travel you have to in game

understand like how to get from one part to another and go on this side quest at a disadvantage to fix it and it's the same with like curse and stuff in the game that's part of the reason Dark Souls 1 is so good

okay that's why I kind of missed it from Eldonbury but it couldn't really have worked well as things we're talking about video games leg 27 says question if you had a child and had to name them

after a video game character what name would you choose master chief I can give a John I can give the cringy serious answer that embarrassing I've got a cringy serious one you go first you um I think the name

Isaac is cool um Isaac Clark Desbis sorted what's wrong with Isaac nothing's that's your normal name it's a cool name as well yeah they're gonna bird for what they did to you Isaac What's your cringy one? Yenifer. From the witcher. Yeah. I just like the name.

Yenifer is a nice name. Why Yenifer and not Jennifer? Because Yenpha. Jennifer sucks. Yenifer is awesome. Yeah, Yenifer's awesome. What if there's, there's probably a Jennifer out there who's like... Well, fuck you.

Change your name. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Yenifer's cool. I like that name, but then I wouldn't call my... I wouldn't actually. Like, if I'd come down, it'll be like, don't... I'm going to name my kid this. Yeah.

But he's a really cool name and I like it a lot. Jim? Uh Princess Peach Bowser Ooh bowels I like What's the frog called

Frog? No no the frog from Yeah I know the one you're talking about He's got a weird name It's like sludge or something Sloucher or Sloucher, yeah it's sloucher probably Yeah something like sloucher

Oh, no, the iconic one would just call it Dom. Oh, yeah, Marcus. Marcus and Dom. Dom! Dom! No! That scene is so good. That game is so good. Speaking of dementia, that's probably, we've probably talked about the Dom death scene.

Can we talk about it again? It's really good. I wish, I wish at the time I took it more seriously, because to me it was a meme. It was like, oh, let's fuck it everyone else. No, I took it super serious. That was a like, mute my mic moment to watch. Yeah, spoiler alert Dom dies and

um and Giswell 3 right before Ice Cube comes in or whatever people mean people meme Dom now Dom is integral to that series man Dom is the best Dom is the reason

Gears 4 doesn't work and Gears 5's like struggles yes um Geese 4 works because they're actually trying They took away the attention from JD You mean Gears 5? Yeah

That's like they kind of made that work a bit And they had Marcus back properly But Gears 3 Don't I don't even like Gears 3 that much How can you not like Gears 3? Once Dom goes I check out

I'm satisfied That's like a good jump cook That's like 10 hours a game right there The first part of that game is actually really good as well Yeah. No, it's the mad world instrumental. Mm.

I'll sometimes just watch that scene on YouTube. Yeah. No, it's up there with, it's better than anything from like The Last of Us. Straight up. I don't, I don't go and search like... Charles' death scene. Tess's death scene in The Last of Us. It's like, it's like too real, you know?

It's just like actual performances. When you have fucking... the dog from adventure time just giving it as all Bender is like Bender who's Bender Marcus? Did you not know then? Marcus is Bender

yeah he's Bender he's in destiny as well he's in everything he's incredible but the the thing that he's not respected for is actually like he conveys so much emotion and there's two

yells when I watch it again it's like I get it's like I get like emotional because it's like yeah he is an incredible actor and when you see Marcus Phoenix's puppy dog eyes matched with the vocals

of Bender dude it's a masterfully done scene yeah and the scene where Dom fucking blast his wife in their head with like an 80 caliber magnum

that shit is like how much of this is nostalgia all of it yeah but it's still good I still go back there's something about that era of games

that was just like like the perfect balance of corny serious but the the they like what do you call it when you get a bunch of people

into watch a scene like focus testing yeah focus testing they like focus tested the fuck out of Dom murdering his wife that scene so that they could

get it to a point where audiences were just like silent and uncomfortable and it's just like because of the tone of Geh's War people like like giggling a little bit and shit and they took it to such a point where it's like Jesus Christ like this game is goofy as hell

you got the coal train running around and you go woo! Yeah and shit and then suddenly it's like what the fuck? I generally think of all the sci-fi like things like being dumb in that era is probably the most torturous, disgusting, shittiest thing you can ever experience is like that.

They weren't afraid to like push it to just a horrible bit. Yeah. The part where it's sad as fuck. Stuff like that is like really engaging when you're a kid though. It's like really like, whoa. But also like you don't get shit like that

anymore. It's either tonally all the way to like or it's tonally all the way to The Last of Us just like depressing horribleness. That's what is so special. about those original ones that tone it was almost the

lack of tone there's like not a consistent tone the fact that it was so tonally one direction then suddenly it would veer off makes it more impactful it's like the metal gear shit yeah the metal gear is like the compound comparison series

Metal Gear Solid 4 has a character that like routinely shits himself he's got constant diarrhea he can't stop shitting himself but then it's also got like the heaviest scenes of the whole series. It's about a character who's aging too fast and he's like coming to terms with the fact that he's, he's like a really cool idea. Yeah, for a character. Yeah. And it's like a metaphor for the series. Is he on who shits himself? Who sits himself? He's a shitter. You've always

told me about that and I've always just been like, what the fuck is going on in those games? Matuiozziol 4 is like the most insane game I've ever played. I've seen the cutscenes. It's the cut scene where it's like a, they're on a boat or it's... And I was just watching it. And it's just like, what the fuck's going? It's like a mass murder scene, but the villain is like standing on top of a boat, like doing finger guns going, go, go, go, go. It's like, that game is actually bonkers.

I need to play it. I remember playing the demo before it came out and I was like, oh, this is really cool. And you're telling me about like the otaku character or something? Oh, Osloat. No, not... Otocon. Otocon. Othocon.

Yeah. He's like a stage. staple to the series. Yeah, he's a, he's not... His dad is in Metal Gear Solid vibe. But there's like some really weird, like, ultra dark slant with that as well. Oh, his, his sister, no, his, his dad murdered his, the mother of Ottercon, and then married a different woman. And then she slept with Ottercon.

And then his dad kills himself because he was cucked by his own son. Fucking hell. Different era, man. Yeah. Not really, because obviously, you got the recent release that was like a few years ago that is the same shit. Princess Beach, speaking of. Yeah. There's nothing like that.

No, no. That's joking, though. Well, Duke Walker has a genuinely interesting one. Can James say which milf he prefers? Carmela Soprano or Skyler White? Camela Sopano. Interesting. well what do you say like

yeah probably probably Soprano I'd agree I'd agree James is just checking up Carmella yeah probably Carmela Sipano okay

right let's do a couple more here before we wrap this up appropriate way 4601 has the the worst comment ever left it's been too long since this kind of question was asked what apex legends characters are the cast of

Madagascar here's my list Alex Mirage yep absolutely that's spot on Marty Pathfinder Um no You know Gloria Bangalore

Um no no no no no Melman Crypto No no Oh absolutely not King Julian also kind of Mirrised of Mirage. Can we not? Can we not? Can we not? Let's stick to that main thought at the moment because it's already fucked. But let me finish. The Invinable Policewoman from the third one, Loebbe, Mort, Revenant. Okay, so Alex is Marge. Melvin is...

Who's Melvin? Melvin? No, not Marty. Marty. Marty, Integral, companion to Alex. Race? Yeah, I was thinking more of like a both character. Wraith and, uh, Alex. I think Gloria is Loba. Yeah. Glory is absolutely Loba or Lifeline, if that. Valky, possibly.

I'd say Lover or Valkyrie. Yeah. No. It's Loba. It's Lover. Melvin? Pathfinder. Melman?

Yeah. No, mm-hmm. Melman is more Pathfinder than Marty. Yeah. Melman, uh, yeah, I can't think of another, um, Marty. Marty's Raith, right? Who does Korsstick meet you think of? None of the Madagascar characters.

No, Korsstick is that Alec Baldwin? Yeah. You're so true. Um, hmm. But who's, um, Motto, Motto? Gibraltar? Yeah. Yeah.

Big time. Yep. Well, Moon Man lives in a house as a fucking weird one. Wait, but what about King Julian? King Julian's like the, Revenant works. Sear. Sear's like a performer.

Yes, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. doesn't quite have the comedic slant but no but i see your actually i see your thought process no no no ignore me moon man lives in a house says this james i have dm'd you on instagram the details of an inquiry i've made into getting joe pasqualee to appear on the cast i'm not replying i saw your message and i've profused and i'm not going to listen to it i'm

not going to weed it don't and the price please respond i'm not joking joe pasquale underdog cast stick him up replied to it saying Out of all the members, why was you DM only James? Loll, he's like the most stingy one when it comes to gimmicks slash guests and things like that. How much did he say it was? I saw the notification, I was like, no. I just saw Pascale and I was like, no, no.

I don't have time to reply to the majority of the messages people send me and I'm not going to give attention to Pascale of all of them. Okay, fair enough. See, if you DM Alex, he'd happily go along. Joe Pascuali would already be here. If, yeah, if you, if you, if you, depending on how much he's asking. Yeah. And if, if it's anything more than to 100 quid, no.

I'd say up to a grand. Can I not be on that cast then? I can't, I don't think I can't, I can't, you have to carry it. No, I don't think I can be on a cast of Joe Pascuali and you. For such an important occasion, I'd have to be behind the camera, getting all the proper angles, and you'd have to be hosting it pretty. No, I can't. It would have to be a one-on-one with you and Joe Pascarlyly. pretty much

absolutely not I'd kill myself live on video what if it was Harry Hill it was Harry Hill that Jim would have to manage that one yeah

it would turn into a just like a fuck fest yeah right this one's bizarre um right this one's bizarre

from Michael Meeker I thought of this question while driving and listening to the cast is the rear screen is the rear wind screen is the rear wind screen

wiper on a car a dibby this might be a bridge too far but i think it's worth discussing no it's integral it's not integral the piss no i would straight up say you don't need a rear windscreen wipe i would straight up say yes because the pisser never had one it kind of is there is there is something comedic about it no the comedic thing is the indicators they're comedic because you if you use them incorrectly chaos if you're going to go left indicate wipe that's so true They're not like cute They are cute They are cute

Yeah they're that little pointy stick It depends what type If you got that Vrra Because picture this though The back wind screen wipe is kind of like a dog's tail Wacking

But they look lame They're not cool Speaking of I think my Windscreen Wiper is fared Why It's like bent Enjoy more Biden farts At Lauder withcriter

com slash mug club or download the track for free. It's bent. It's so it's supposed to be like this, right? Yes. But now it's... So it's like flush. It's like...

Perpendicular? You do right? On the back. Front. Okay. So it's... There's two right and they go... Yes, they're in synchronisation to maximise the amount of your screen. The left one is flat

with the windscreen. Like if the windscreen is a rectangle. angle. Yeah. Left one flat. The right one is now like this. And when I turn the windscreen wipers on. Yeah. The right one goes so far that it comes off the windscreen. Yeah, that's probably broken. But it's bent that you can clearly see where it's bent and I cannot fathom how this could have happened. Someone did it without someone fucking with it. Yeah, some, someone's vandalized it. But how? I've tried to bend it back, but it's like really rigid. It's It's metal.

Yeah, it's cast metal. Yeah, so how the fuck has someone gone and vandalized and bent it? Lads. And why? People do that just because it's like, oh, you parked from the road and I'd stop. I'll vandalize your car. People are twats. It's really fucked me off.

It actually, I noticed it first yesterday. And since then, I've been fucking angry. Especially as we go into rainy season. We are in ways. Yeah, because the reason as well, the reason I noticed it was because the morning I went to work, it was full of condensation. My car was covered. It was quite a cold morning.

So I turn my windscreen wipers on and I'm like, why is it coming off the side of the car? I'll have a look at it. Brough. I'll have a look at it. What is wrong with you people? What is wrong with you people? You people. Let's end on this one

Argy's Tick-O-Bitties What do you predict Will be the biggest jar meme of 2023 Um Oh Nice James wearing short shorts Maybe something about fich

Fisch O'ish Pish O Fiche Something about a piece of fish Or something Pisho Fish No I think the biggest jar meme will be Something we've said like three years ago that turns out to be true.

Yeah, what was the latest one that was you, wasn't it? Saying minions were going to be. Yeah, minions, yeah. And then before that was... James predicted the minions. That was the GameStop stock. Like Dogecoin. No, doge coin as well. Yeah.

Invest now in Kazoo Group. I have... I'm losing... I'm losing the most on because you buy it, makes it valuable do it. well any finals sleigh any final slays for this day yes queen sounds like a horse run they're coming it's the spiders it's the skin walkers run as much as i like the run thing yeah I'm just I'm just

dreading the day I have to do it for real. Mm. Okay, what do you think you're going to want for? Life. Right. No, but what? What are you going to want from? Teeth.

Teeth. When teeth come down after us. No, it's when the dolphins suddenly decide that they've had enough. No. When aliens arrive, which they will. Which they have. Which they have. what are we going to do

we're going to we're going to stand and fight I mean you're someone's killing you already wanting shut up yeah you're wounding the episode baby shark

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This is the airs corner of the air thing so you can see it. Oh, but you're sending me into the Goon Dimension. Meh! Find in Shots, do-doo-d-d-d-doo. With the Pope do-doo-do-do-do. Does that actually have the beat of Baby Shark? Yes. It's just a parody of Baby Shark.

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