JAR Media Posdact - The START of a NEW Beginning! (ft. Baby Rick)

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:48 Housekeeping 28:59 Baby Rick 31:37 YouTube's New Content Helper 38:41 Hopes and Dreams for Baby Rick 44:02 Mid Break 49:29 Question Segment: What Vehicle do we dream to operate? 58:37 Recent Yummy Dishes 1:02:52 What is Superman's 'kryptonite'? 1:05:00 The Bizarre Ferrero Rocher WikiHow 1:12:11 Fav Afterlife 1:21:14 When will people learn to behave? 1:31:17 How to remove resentment? #BroCastS3E1

Little baby Rick has genetically devolved What's wrong with him? He looked like grommet Did you see the Wallace picture of me? Yeah, yeah, chilling. People are like cueing to go and sit next to him. Hell yeah.

A genuine icon. Yeah, grommets are all over Bristol. Venomized grommet. We are grommet. Fuck. The baby. We like Wensleydale. You've been braxing that, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, I've been auditioning. Just for Venom. Oh, I know. It's very hard being just been born and a baby. Poor babies. Coochie, cootchy coo. Coochee, coo. You just came from a coocee, coocee, coo. Oh dear. Well, good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Everybody, I'm Alex, joined by Jim.

Woo! And, gosh, where do we even start? A new season. A beginning and an end. Yeah. Season finale, we made it. Season finale? Season three. Season three is always like the,

kind of like the salad days, you know? It's where they get their mojo, you know? Yeah, yeah. Season one was like too long and they were just getting their legs. Season two is a bit more refined, but by season three, it's actually on fire. Yeah. Like Daredevil. Exactly, like we have modelled ourselves on Daredevil.

Oh, I know, you poor little. thing poor little baby Rick baby well I guess you've already revealed the name oh sorry edit at a beeper it's fine I was gonna start with well congratulations well it's not mine well we've just adopted him a new little baby to be to be raised within the ways of um within our ways we're going to do many experiments on you little baby yes little baby we're going to do that kind of thing where it's like what happens if you had a kid that never saw the color green and then when they get to like 25 you're like guess what obviously not we're not doing that with green um

you got lots of plants around you i just realized it look at this disgusting blood blister what was that headphones don't worry just had phone oh shit on your far yeah is that what that is that is a blister. It's blood. That's minging. Oh, it'd upset the baby. Oh, for fuck sake, baby, Rick.

I woke up the baby and disturbed the baby with all of my bloodlister. Baby doesn't like blistered toes. So I realized I was about to, I was about to put my, my leg onto my other leg, but then the camera would see my disgusting blood blister. You self-conscious about your big toe blood blister? No, it's more there are some freaks out there, you know what I'm saying? They want to taste the blood.

Give me some of that blood blister, baby. Oh, oh, yes. Okay. Right. Okay, you're going to tell a story about your first meeting with Baby Rek. Ah, yes. When we went to the orphanage to pick the jar baby. And you go through to the various cages with the different babies.

and little baby Rick caught our eye we have a funny feeling we're trying to create like a superhero type jar man you were thinking punisher

vibes yeah we're just gonna we're gonna raise him on on like Charlie Kirk videos or something you're getting acting like the Punisher

it um yeah baby rick caught our i potentially related to someone we know and like ditched as a baby kind of um leila style we've got our own little leila um we will train little baby rick in the ways of kicking punching and not knowing a certain colour This baby is going to be podcasting by the time they are. What, too? Yeah, podcasting, like, born and bred to podcast. We should have called it Joe. Baby Joel.

It's not too late. It's not too late. No, no. No, it's cruel to change the name too many a time. Baby Rick Sanchez. So to go through the rigmarole, I'm probably going to need you to hold baby. Baby. I just thought it would be interesting to just say it that way and it was. See how it felt. It was. How did it feel?

It felt so wrong that it was right, you know. Okay. You're out baby. Oh, you're out there, baby. Now would you mind holding the baby? Okay. Be gentle. Fuck, baby's heavy. Why is baby so heavy? I mean, it's just been born.

You got to support baby head. It's something to always note if anybody's ever having a baby. I think there is a listener who's having a baby from memory. I can't remember their name. But I remember your story. And that's what's most important, I believe. This whole season is just going to be about like babies.

Yeah, this is the baby season. Season three, baby. Yeah, um, this is the season three baby. Hosh little baby, don't say a word. Mama's gonna buy you a boy in the fucking bird. Yeah. Anyway, before we get too deep into this show, let me shout out of the patrons over the Jermedia Patreon.

They make, they make this whole world possible. They are the only reason we were able to get this baby. The JCU is created by you. The JAR Cinematic Universe for anyone here. They make the show and the audio version possible. You get the raw, unfiltered MP3 ad-free over on that Patreon. Every goddamn week. That's not all.

You get your patron names. Silly or, well, debatably offensive as they are sometimes. Sometimes we have to not read certain ones because of the words within. Yeah, I always forget to say, but we have the right to change them. Yeah, yeah. That's in the first or second week of each month, and we're already getting towards the end of this month, so get them in ready for next.

It's Christmas scene. After hours, supplementary, just juicy cherry on top show. So much goodness going on over there last week. last was it last week i guess it was yeah time's really effing with me time is effing with me ain't that right baby rude don't cry god you can't say effing oh sorry yeah we should probably clean up our language for this season yeah well no baby can't speak so oh yeah you're allowed to say what you want until they can say words bastard baby baby baby stupid little bastard baby um yeah we did a whole it wound up being like an hour and ten minute conversation on

superman which you you have seen three times now maybe it's saturday as a recording it's been out one week so somebody like superman it has been out one week it's see in my head it's been over the space of two weeks but it's literally been eight days yeah i've seen it three times and any new thoughts on your third watch um i just feel more securely in my initial feeling like so it holds up you're saying what i i think it gets better every time you watch it yeah um yeah does a tear go in your eye and then um see i've kind of found like all of the the the dopamine out of it now i think yeah yeah like i've watch is pretty good yeah i if i did another one then like i'm it's like diminishing

returns you know yeah i think three is is p i like that i like the appreciation you have there for that or something um yeah where was i not only was there this meaty superman discussion there's a meaty 28 years later discussion there's a meaty mission of possible discussion, but also some sillier things. I propagate everything. Paisley's chance. Adventure Time Hater becomes like as men, as well as many, many more. Go and have a little look at that. And I guess lastly, JAR Media group chat, ongoing group chat. You know what group chat is. Don't need to linger. But you can leave your suggestions for episodes in there. And last sort of housekeeping-y thing, you can vote for the J-after-Hours video that's going to be

made public for July. It's live on the poll section of the channel, so go over there, cast your vote. I haven't looked at who's winning actually a couple weeks, so I'm hoping it's Will the Fartter. I think it's time. I think it's time for

the Normies to see it. Lest we forget. I'll never forget that. That will Snyder song. Which is a classic. Very relevant. very relevant but yeah let's do some housekeeping then

we round off those conversations from the previous week sprinkle in the odd correction now and again too there are a couple here that'll get to but first I'm going to start off with a couple from the Jero Media Group chat Mr. Bluey Pumpkin need RE9 says I may

have a security gig where I'll do a 12 hour shift still hasn't been I still haven't been paid for the castle job I wrote in about a few weeks ago. Switch 2 or Steam Deck? What do I buy to keep myself entertained for those long shifts? I was also thinking of getting the Invincible comics to read. It's CCTV security, so I'm basically locked in a room to do whatever I want. Five nights. I remember the Steam Deck five nights. I remember hearing gym work 50 hour weeks and I thought it was an absolute mad lad. I struggled to do 39

in my first job. Um, depends on your Steam library too. But, um, Steam Deck, is very good yeah it is you need like appropriate games yeah yeah you can't be like well and you can probably get the best steam deck for less or about the same as a switch to yeah like if if you've already got a steam library steam deck like you're you're i guess you're you're not gonna be able to play like new games um you can play something well obviously you can play new games i i mean you're not going to be able to play the exclusives and stuff the the reason to buy a steam deck is if you have steam if you use steam you know to play those same games portably yeah whereas the reason to get a switch to is to get maricott is yeah is to play donkey car you know um is to play

fnaf i think you got that right um sipping on cumbria ethazine says, how's your jar? Maras? In regards to the ongoing UK accent discussions on the cast, talking about how accents change from city to city. In my native Cumbria, accents pretty much change postcode to postcode, albeit subtle differences. If you're familiar with accents and even dialects around Cumbria, Carlisle, the city I'm in, has subtle accent changes before the north and south which is divided by the river Eden. Thursby, a village of 15-minute drive from Carlisle, speak differently. And the further west onto the coast you get around Mariport, Whitehaven, Egremont, is that you say that?

The difference in accents vary substantially, even speaking the dialect, colloquially known as Mara slash Maca Talk. The population of Cumbria is just over 500,000, which is small considering the size of the country, but the rural communities are so isolated that the accents evolve naturally through how these small communities communicate, all under the umbrella of Cumbrian accents. some examples dukel equals dog lope equals jump yacht equals gate

deke equals look and styling slash hossing equals heavy rain I've never been that far up I don't think yeah I've got no idea where Cumbria is just talked away up there somewhere up the knock and down the cranny

baby dicking From Father's Fanny I don't go on dick Sorry yeah Beep it Oh yeah yeah That's close Yeah

Yeah that's crazy That's quite interesting To think that you could Like You just wouldn't be able to understand them No It's like coded It's verging on dialect

Mm-hmm You know Which I think Scottish pretty like pretty much is or can be bugled yeah like what's a buggle

it's like Walker's crisp or something it's weird to hear you say or something that's my thing no it's not I invented it I came up with it I invented it

everybody say Jim invented that no don't say that yeah um ADX wants to know the thought on HBO Harry Potter casting.

Cringe. Uh, no, but I got, I got a couple images to show you. Have they released, like... There's pictures, right? Oh, okay. So we got the three kids, yeah? Okay. The three new guys.

Yo, okay. What do you think of that? Amma hold my tongue? Hermione looking kind of, uh, interesting. Interesting, like, angle. Um, Harry, Harry looks cool, but not quite dorky enough. Um, and Ron? Fresh. Fresh. They're all fitted up. I'll say that. They are fitted up. Uh, and Hagrid has also been cursed. Uh-huh. Ready for him? Oh, interesting choice. What do you think?

Yeah, make sense. Make sense. I, um, I. I thought it was going to be cringe, but You've been won over. I'm being, I'm in the process of being one over. I'm not, you know, actor doth not make a film, as Shakespeare said. Based. For those listening. I just realized how funny that would sound to those listening.

Maybe I shouldn't show what I just showed you until next season. Okay, what do you think? Yeah, that's fine. I'll show you the real ones now. Hey, I'm a little Harry tiny, I'm a little... Oh, it's me, I'm Ron over here. Hello, it's me, I'm Miami. Okay, I mean, like, yeah, three children.

Makes sense. And there's Hagrid. Is Hagrid... Nick Frost. Yeah. I know, baby, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. You've been seen Harry Potter yet.

Okay, yeah. You hyped about that? No. This one that is requiring your expertise from I Remember You Was Conflicted. Is crypto a dibby? Also, it's my friend George Wallace's 73rd birthday. Please wish my good friend George Wallace a happy birthday. He greatly appreciate it.

Thank you, and Bear Bear. Nice one, George Wallace. Nice one, George Wallace. Good one, George Wallace getting up there, I hear. Google George Wallace in case he's like some international terrorist. I was, for some reason, like, I was just looking at this, specifically the Spotify statistics. And I was shocked at how many people were in the 60 plus. Really?

Yeah. Let's go. Shout out to those elder jarlings. Shout out to those elder millennials. So is Crypto Dibby? No. The green baby's a dibby. Yeah.

That's a dibby. Have you seen the toy? No. You mentioned it earlier, but no, I've not seen the toy. I'll have to get that. And the last one from the Patreon group chat. Fapping and clapping, it's happening. Lapping of sap that I've splat on the mat and the substance is...

No, remembering. Can we please have a how to put a condom on knob? Nearly 30. I'm still trying to figure it out. Wait, read the question again? Can we please have a how to put a condom on knob? Nearly 30 and I'm trying to figure it out. Uh, based.

Yeah. Yeah. He. Doing like a cringe-based tough thing, CBT. CBT, yeah. And I think, yeah, there's something to do with that here that was in the comments of last episode. Is that sorry to, um, but back in, but going back to, um, lapping up sap that I've splat on the mat and the substance is masculine. um on youtube is it still like can you still just like look that up no i think they changed

something because there was it was like an infamous video of like a guy showing how to like shave your asshole or something it was like just spreading it you know um and it was under the it was under the educational banner yeah yeah yeah like the condom video was um But you're not really allowed to do that sort of thing anymore. Okay. That's what the woke does. They come for your hairy asshole. Yeah.

Well, actually beautifully shaven asshole. Yeah, in this case. And nice and safe penis. Nice and safe penis. Covered in rubber. Um, yeah, Minecraft Monday says next episode, the start of the beginning. Who said that? Uh, Minecraft Mondays.

That's my old account. These are all my old accounts. Warlock Wabbit was mad at you. Literally drowned myself to death hearing Monster House being called cringe. That was you. I'm mad at you for that. What the fuck is Monster House? Have you even seen it?

I don't know. What is it? What did I say? You said it was cringe. Monster House? Yes. What the fuck is Monster House? I guess that answers that one.

No, okay, last, last episode was a weird one. I don't know, like, my... Yeah, I don't really remember anything. I kind of do, but my mindset was like, whack. We were really tired, and it was, um... It was quite late, right? It was, yeah. I think I was, like, um, verging on, like, heat stroke, de-hydration.

Yeah, I think I was, too. I just felt so wrong. Yeah, I felt, I felt whack. um yeah yeah this is that it was that like end of season kind of energy you know yeah yeah yeah season finale like it's that kind of uh that's that type of season finale that's getting you hype for the next season you know um on with mary 6769 so guys small warning i just found out about CBT is actually also an acronym for something very inappropriate watch out fellas.

I'd forgotten about this. Not only doesn't mean cognitive behaviour, behavioural therapy, also means cock and ball torture. Beat that. Poor little baby Rick isn't going to really appreciate hearing. Yeah. Well... He's going to have an interesting vocabulary.

I'm thinking baby Rick might need to be needed anyway, so it shouldn't really matter. To be a true podcasting king. He can't be... Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, yeah. He can't be driven by anything else.

Maybe that would solve, like, the man is weird problem, like... Yeah. The only way to buy... You bring Unix back. Yeah. That's an awesome idea. We need the round man from Game of Throne. Get him in there.

I'm starting to feel that people just are making stuff up because Mick Saladin said, I can't sleep ever since Jim invented the giant birds that love to kill. Please uninvent this horror. I didn't invent that Mother Nature invented dinosaurs But when did you say that? The giant birds that love to kill I don't know

Yeah Maybe I was talking about Eldon Ring Oh perhaps perhaps those deathbirds The big crows No I'm not thinking of the deaf birds I'm thinking of the big birds that Hang about in What's the Redans area called?

I should know this Kalid? Yeah, thank you Fuck, I'm amazed I know that Yeah, how did you out Soulsborn Rainer Yeah, that's really not really not Knowledge me What the fuck? Weird

Um Been spending too much time in Limveld I space Spencer Lane left a metal Mario Respect button Which 62 people liked Woohoo Yaha

Yip Yip Yep The fucking baby man Yeah? Calm him down. Poor little guy. He's going to have problems, this guy.

He's going to have stories for the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, and then he can sue us, and it'll be a whole, like, drama thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. TikTok, farm it. Yeah. Great overlord chicken must. Okay. says

I don't think Australia has more people than the UK at all This is an actual correction I don't know why we said that Yeah what the fuck what were you saying Yeah because I guess we're thinking like Because it's a much bigger land mass Yeah than the UK We're just like yeah there's way more people there than the UK

When we've got like Like four times the amount of people I remember looking up Like London This was um in relation to New Zealand, not Australia, but you know, same difference. But, yeah, like, London has a higher population than New Zealand. Yeah.

So, yeah, like, a bull. Yeah, what the fuck? What were we saying? Yeah, what's the context? Are we talking about Australia for some rate? I don't know. Australia comes up a lot. We have a lot of Australian listeners, actually.

They're one of the biggest demographics. Really? yeah oh you crykey critters that was a good one yeah I've been practicing

my Australian accent do you want to hear another one yeah cool blimey that's a big un they should just make the Harry Potter kids

Australian yeah you don't even need like magic like it's already magic enough over the Huntsman go

tick that paralys you away. Sandworm on the beach. Fly. Most poisonous octopus. Hazar. Have you seen those worms

they have in Australia? Sand worms. They have like dune sandworms. On the beach they like they catch fish. But you might have seen Oh, you dig them out. People get them with like tweezers

and then pull them. They're like six feet fucking long. and they're just like vertical in the sun it's fucking crazy dude you just can't go anywhere they've got every single environment covered he's like monstrous if like it I feel like the existence

of Australia gives credence to God like it makes him seem more real like he's an inventive fella huh well he like all of his like outcasts he was like oh right yeah fucked up humans and gave it two thumbs and then he like shrinks it and just chucks it

in Australia They can only eat eucalyptus So they're always high Yeah Oh Whoops, I made this spider Like way too poisonous Cut that one there

Yeah, that's That's dark Just a bit of religion For everybody What religion should we impose on baby Oh yeah I hadn't even considered that Because like

I guess I guess, like, caregivers of, of, of children get to, like, create a whole new, like, belief person, a believing thing. Yeah, a belief person. Yeah. I'm going to make a Christian belief person. No, I'm going to create a Hindu belief person. I think we should list religions until baby cries.

And then whichever one they cry at is what we give them. You go, you start, we're like back and forth. Christianity. Okay, uh, Islam. Uh, Hinduism. Uh, Buddhism. Uh, Scientology. Oh.

Ah. God damn it. Fuck you, little baby, Rick. That's an expensive one. Yeah, it is. We need to invest in those like iron bars. Hold these little baby. Wow, you're full of trauma.

We didn't even get the Mormonism. Yeah. And last one for housekeeping. From Scott Overton. Bello jar, on the topic of accents, the Irish accent is all over the place. And if you drive 30 minutes down the road to a different county or village, you're going to hear a completely different accent to the last one. Also, Irish accent is highly ranked as a very attractive one.

Even though we all sound so differently. I'd agree with that. Happy late birthday, Jim. goes downhill after 28 oh me it's not true i'm 37 and i'm in great neck i mean rick yeah there's i i would agree that there's two irish accents north and south oh christ they love it when you do that hero and villain be there yeah um man brother so outside of my main topic was kind of baby

baby Rick oh okay so Christ it's always awkward when you start a new season yeah it's also awkward to end a new season as well yeah it's a very tricky

from both ends you know it's a very tricky balancing game this YouTube game of ours Oh, I do have a question actually for the audience Okay Thoughts on CBT being weekly I said I didn't want to do it weekly

For some, I've just imposed that I guess Right Did that upset people? No, I hasn't upset anybody But there are so many suggestions And I've been listing them all down I feel like It could easily be a weekly segment

But I don't want to You know Yeah What about we, shut up? What about, um, what about we make it a bi-weekly? That's too much order. No, too orderly but also lacking order. Okay.

Well, should we just do what the wind says? Like, we just do it weekly until we're tired of it. We, till we run out of philosophers. No, what about we democracy it? Yeah, this is why I wanted to, you know. Yeah. What's it called when you... Communism.

Uh, socialist... no... Democracy. Democracy. No, it wasn't any of these kind. Uh... Theocracy. Hello. Oh, phone.

Yeah. That one. Um... I do have something. Yeah. It's not very nice I'm just wanting You woke the baby a goddamn gang

Woke The woke baby Do we make it woke or do we make it? No, no, no We want him to make money Yes We're gonna We want them Russian

Rubles What are they called? Rupies No, that's Indian Um Oh yeah What's it? Is it a ruble?

I'm going to triple check this. Dave Ruben, Dave Rubel. Yeah, yeah. That's a good way of remembering. I noticed, I was just looking through the JAR channel or something, and there's a new feature they've added, the inspiration panel. Obviously, like, AI, just completely AI, poo. But there were, it's basically like, hey, do this.

What, telling us? Yeah. And I was curious, like, what it would say. And it, like, ranks this potential video that doesn't exist as very popular with your viewers or viewers are interested or some viewers are interested type thing. Okay. And they even, like, generate these weird thumbnails. It's really crazy. But I'll read them off, right?

The first one's called The End of the JARCast, question mark. A deep dive. A.O. is trying to take us out. Yeah. A deep dive. They even like have a little description as well. The JARCast, a beloved podcast known for its unique blend of humor and deep dives into various topics, has come to an end. This video examines the reasons behind its closure.

Oh, okay. So that would be, that's the one they want us to make. That's the one the Google gods want us to make. um is by the way just put a pin in that is uh baby nick going to be uh apple or android um apple phone uh sony headphones uh playstation or nintendo playstation or nintendo no nintendo sorry i think we were going to say xbox no i want them like playing the last of us young yeah for sure Sure.

Let's start with The Last of Us 2 as well. And then play the first one. Yeah, that can be their first video. It was a rage bait Last of Us video. Yeah. Um, watch the show first, then play the video games. Season 2 show, second game. Season 1 show, first game.

Yeah. Right, I'm glad we cleared that up. Um, the other one it wants us to make is Death Stranding 2 as strand as they say. Ooh, okay, that's a goodie. Well done. The highly anticipated sequel to Hideo Kajima's critically acclaimed Death Stranding is finally here. Join the discussion as we explore the new features, gameplay and story.

Let's go. Quite nice. Quite a good name. Yeah, we'll do that in like two years or whatever when it comes out on PC. Uh, the worst let's talk episode ever. What's let's talk? So let's talk format is loved by many YouTubers, but sometimes the execution falls flat. This video will analyze the most cringeworthy, boring or simply bad let's talk.

What the fuck is a let's talk? I guess it's like a... A let's play but talking? I guess like, you know that format of videos where it's like... My side. Right. That's the most AI fucking slop shit. Yeah, that's...

Like recommendation. What would be the best, like, best YouTube title for the new baby? Not for this episode, because that's already... Yeah, yeah, but for the baby's, like, debut. Yeah, if you were like a let's talk channel. Hmm. Um... Um...

Just a video called, like, you're not going to believe this. What would the thumbnail be? uh the the naked guy with the rhino whatever it was the hippo yeah that's gold I'm telling you YouTube fucked us babe taking that down

that was our claim to fame that shit I don't even know where that image came from yeah it was a goodie and it was like pre-AI images Yeah, it's like fully authentic. Like, I have, um, you know, I don't have the best memory for, for images and stuff.

Right. But that one, you know. You think you can paint it. Yeah, it's like 4K in my mind. Maybe that's one I should print and add to the wall. Yeah. If you can find it Yeah, goody, goody

What would be the most disturbed thing to have Just like an enormous picture of on that wall? Epstein The picture of Trump and Epstein I'm getting in the club Does saying Epstein get you Dementitized? No, no, because it's the name

Yeah, I guess Not a very popular one anymore I'd imagine it yeah oh dear jeffers good old jeffers um the last one from this the evolution of youtube a look back the history of youtube is explored from its humble beginnings as a video sharing platform to its current status as a cultural phenomenon the evolution of youtube is the fuck does that have to do with us yeah what a fuck do most of these have i think this is more saying like this is the format people want yeah yeah it's just like broadest appeal yeah yeah yeah the evolution of baby nick i mean

rick yeah i want the ai to recommend a baby rick like deep dive who was baby rick and where did he come from the baby rick iceberg explained yeah it's all about you baby boo Oh, babies Baby's little gold mines Yeah, they're great for content farms Yeah, they are Yeah Too many

Content parents are Fully aware of that They churn out Humans I really I feel quite attached To baby Rick already Really?

Do you want to have them back then? I don't feel attached. Just beep it all of that, for that sake. That's an, oh my God. Oh my God, bro. You know that, would you? Yeah. I hope baby Rick has that voice.

Yeah. What are your hopes and dreams for the baby? I hope baby Rick can get into a. at least one movie, one MCU movie, and one DCU movie. I guess Sharon Broome was in Zooki,

but he's in a few films, right? He's like, he's got to be friends with Adam Sandler. Getting that crew. Yeah, well Adam Sandler's son or whatever. Does Adam

Sandler have babies? His progeny. How many babies does Adam Sandler have? Guess. and I'll tell you. Uh, I'm going to go with seven.

Uh, you overshot it because there's only two. Wow! Okay. Why is he trending with Will Ferrell? Is Will Ferrell his son? They might have a son together. He has a daughter called Sunny

and a daughter called Sadie. That's confusing. Why does he want them to... Sunny Sand, Mercedes Sandler. Because it's funny, I guess? Funny Adam Sandler funny? He's a funny dude, I guess.

He's a funny man that does funny things for films. So that means he probably held a baby, just like you're doing. You're living in Sandler's, you know? This baby's head feels funny. What? The head of the baby feels funny. What do you mean why? I don't know.

It's not like that, but like... Damn, you're on a roll today. I'm on the opposite of a roll. I'm like a... I'm like a cube. What is the opposite of a roll? I guess cubes can roll, like a dice. They're not cube, though. They've got like rounded edges. I hope outside of being a podcaster that Baby Rick invent something important.

A new gambling game. That's a great idea Yeah, no, fuck the podcast Do you like gambling streams And fund like a new game for gambling The first gambling baby Yeah That's

We should pool our funds and buy an island Where babies can gamble There's no age All ages can gamble That's the like core we can be a gambolocracy Gamble Island Yeah

Who would you Who do you invite To try and get it popular in XQC Drake Kevin Spacey Does he like gambling No you can't have babies

And Kevin Spacey It's one or the other He was Weirdly I saw on Twitter he was getting really upset about the Jeffrey Epstein stuff He was

Kevin's face Yeah How the fuck is he Even like a louder phone He's uh He's very active on Twitter actually Every single tweet I read In his character of Mouse of Cards voice

Yeah Yeah He called Aunt Frank I'm surprised he hasn't been murdered By himself quote in Roblox Yeah or whatever

No I like I mean I'm surprised He hasn't been killed By Trump or someone Oh right He's probably got dirt You know Allegedly

He's got dirt I'm just based on nothing Not necessarily Trump Based on a hunch Baby's hunch Well no Like if he's upset about The Epstein stuff

Then he was there And he probably bumped into like Bill Clinton or something allegedly in Minecraft. Well, how about this? What's the best way to do this?

If I'm going to say a name. Okay. And if baby cries, they're guilty. Okay. Kevin Spacey. Oh my God. Alright

Wow Maybe Wait, what if it's a super power baby? Yeah Ability to detect Epstein Affiliates Yeah, try it with Jeffrey.

Jeffers? Oh my God. One more? DJT? I guess we'll see after these messages, this baby needs burping. This baby needs a diaper changing. Yeah, baby's stinky. Yeah.

We need help with little baby Rick. Head over to the jar media store in the description below. Yeah. Do you think it would be bad form to rest the laptop on baby best I mean baby Rick um we'll keep him warm yeah that's what kind of

what I was thinking because he's currently wrapped in a temperature regulating little baby blankie yeah you can't have baby getting too cold so uh is that a yay yeah whatever it's not like it's a

you know a what are you going to say a um What's that opposite of a bastard? A bloody lovely. A naturaler. Right.

Well, well, well, what have we here? Santie Claus, huh? I'm really scared. Nice. Because I'm the Oogie Buggy and nowhere. And I'm the Baby Jar Baby. Did you know, they're remake, they're live-actioning Disney remaking, um, Nightmare Before Christmas with Kevin Space as Ugg-Bug. Can I, can I leave that in?

I'm the Ugy-Bug-eug-e-Bug-ir. Yeah, you have to leave that in. No, I can leave that in. I'm talking about the stuff earlier. Yeah, everyone's saying it. I suppose we didn't say anything. It was just the baby. And I made sure to say in Minecraft and allegedly

No, but what about the baby? What about the baby? What about the baby? This feels a bit cruel. Baby will be fine. Baby's sleeping. The baby is sleeping. I guess.

we're on the second half of the cast, where we hit over to the suggestion thread over on the JAR Media subreddit, not the Five Nights at Freddy's subreddit, where um, little baby Rick is already a moderator. Wow. Farming Reddit karma from a young

age. Training to have the highest karma of any redditor yet. Yeah. That's going to be babies claim to fame. Who do you think holds that badge? That badge of honour? Do you think read it like...

Do you think you get anything, like a badge? Like an actual... What's it cool when you do something? Get like a medal? An award of kinds? Yeah, you get... This is my baby's badge. For farming tens of millions of karmic points.

No one has more karma. You wouldn't believe. the awards this baby's been given. Baby gets some clapping seals. All the accolades. Big

things in this baby's future. Lots of karma in this baby's beginnings. Middles and ends. I love that. It's something so refreshing about a new beginning. Have you put your Reddit account in your will

to baby? I guess now I can finally be I-Babee everything. Are you sure you don't want to hold the baby? Yeah, I'm good. But I was getting overheated by baby. They are warm. Baby's a little radiators. It's a radiating baby.

An absolutely a radiated baby. Is it... Is it ethical to steal the Northern accent? accent or a northern accent um a it's in jest b what they're going to do about it okay um thatcher made sure they couldn't do anything about that Jesus Jesus Christ if you got this far into the episode say uh what a beauty Thatcher was what a beauty what a beauty what a beauty was. Um, man, how do we even do it?

The British cyborg. Anything say? I'm not him. No, that was the question. Oh. The British cyborg? Beeph. Bejit.

The British cyborg is Sir Alan Suggers. Do you know what we should have done for the second half is put baby On tiny chair On tiny chair Yeah No, it's too It's too dangerous over there Yeah, it's too risky

Might fall I'll keep you on this ever-warming laptop fan Um Baby get No carry on The British cyborg said Bear Bear Mings I'm excited to share

That I've finished university And I've saved enough money I've started finally working towards my end-guer are becoming a baby a glider pilot yeah I've wanted to learn to fly for a long time and gliding is the most economical and local way for me to chase the stream the skills involved in keeping an unpowered aircraft in the sky for as long as possible also appeal to me this makes me want to ask you fellas if you could learn to operate any type of vehicle what would you choose forklift

damn beat me to the bunch nah like digger a what are they called? A steam roller They're pretty cool Combine Arvester I mean They're pretty epic It's that season right now

I've seen a bunch of them Yeah When they go And there's like a dust that fills the air And everyone's going Ah Everyone's going Everyone's like

What are they cool? There's so many I love like a vehicle that's designed to do like one thing. And it can't do anything else. Yeah. You know? And that doesn't apply to like flying. Because that one thing isn't like bespoke enough.

Flying is just always useful. You know what's cool? And it's not like a specific vehicle. It's, it would be like a HGV, like a big truck. But, um, cement mixes. That's a cool. They're cool. They're cool, fucking vehicles.

That is a cool vehicle. Awesome shit. I'm going to throw something at you. Okay. I think the only big vehicle outside of planes that I've ever, like, fantasized about, um, being involved with somehow. Cranes. Mm. Um.

I think cranes are really cool. Yes and no. I think maybe it was that Trevor mission in GTA. What put you off doing it? No, put me on to it. Really? I was like, you know what? I could see myself doing this.

I mean, yeah, kind of Even though I'm scared of heights That doesn't make it Yeah, that's the thing That was my What I was gonna say is like You've got to climb that ladder Yeah, but you must get so numb to it

Like yesterday You gotta be strong to do that though You gotta be like healthy That's a big ass fucking ladder Yeah But like They probably have ones with like little elevators now Yesterday I was in Bristol right

And there was this like Really tall scaffolding And these two guys just appeared like clearly working doing something on the already established scaffolding and they didn't have a ladder but it was like one and a half stories high to get to the first platform so the way it like they got up there was like the craziest thing they were like climbing on each other and like they just grabbed a random wheelie bin stood on the wheelie bin then one of them was a platform for the other one and then he like lifted himself up and then just

climbed up and it was like what the fuck you got what they're playing like portal t they're playing maria yeah yeah it's marian luigi are you sure they were even meant to be working there like normally they they have like a ladder that's like blocked off or no ladder so that people who aren't i don't don't know it was like midday on like a busy street yeah and like they had a big vehicle there i don't okay maybe they'd finish working and like one of them forgot their phone up there yeah just give me a hand quick uh but you Yeah. Any other vehicles? Um.

Because plane is just too cool. Yeah, but also because it's so cool, it's not that cool. But then I feel like his spin on glider. I think that is cool. Yeah, but glider is like an eco plane. Very cool. Extra cool. But you do need a normal plane to get it up, though.

I guess. But it's also Batman vibes. You know, Batman doesn't fly. He glides. Yeah. That's true. So I think that's... There's something about the silent flying thing.

Yeah. It must feel like really, you know, free. Tranqual, peaceful. Yeah. Have you seen those, like, crazy videos of these people that make these weird flying machines out of, like, duct tape and glue? And they're, like, so high in the sky, and they're making TikToks about it. Jesus. Just, just testing my new, uh, my new layout for my whirly bird.

That's insane. It's very, like, uh, Thunder Dome vibe. Yeah, the guy in the gyro, got it in a... But, like, way higher up than that. Wow, okay, fair play. Um, there's got to be at least one more. Like, if I search cool vehicle, what do you think comes up? I think it'll be like bagatti and shit, which is lame.

I mean, like, a realistic answer for me is like a motorbike. What the fuck? E. So I search cool vehicle. And all these AI generated, like, just slops come up. What is that, like, Mars fucking Mass Effect Anthromeda ass? Yeah. That's a YouTube thumbnail.

20 cool vehicles you'll see from the first time. That's AI. That's the most AI shit I've ever seen. God. So that didn't help, did it? Thanks, Google. You are useless. No, I love diggers.

I love, I love that. I love, like, construction vehicles. They're really cool. That's weird. Like, can you search construction vehicles? The sponsored tab It's just millions of mini cooper What the fuck?

Oh yeah, they're all minis Okay Yeah, that's one vehicle I never want to drive The mini A mini Yeah, search Um, search construction vehicle

Cool construction vehicle Not cool, just construction vehicle Construction vehicle All right, here we go Look at them Backhoe, bulldozer Cement Mixer Bordazers, cool, dump truck

load a forklift, wheeled crane, Crawler crane. Crawler crane. Yeah, that's what I'm picture. What's the one to the left of it? Wheeled crane. Okay, what's the one to... Oh, do you know what I like?

Yeah. Uh, I don't know what they're called. Like, they have a... Just like a little platform that you can just go really high on. Oh, a cherry picker. Yeah, cherry picker. Yeah. They're normally attached to like a van, though.

I feel like I could operate one of those now. Yeah. I think you can just like rent them I'm pretty sure yeah I don't think you need like a special license interesting podcast from a cherry picker yeah in the window yeah yeah I think digger the one with like the that that excavator the one with the claw is that what it's called an excavator they're cool I think they're really cool bulldozer I saw I saw a mad video of a of an excavator that somehow had gone like on the fritz there was no one in it and it was spinning and some mad dude like he's like waiting and he's timing it and he sprints and times it perfectly

he like dodges one of the rotations then climbs in and sorts it get that man on total wipeout yeah no construction workers are genuinely like really cool they genuinely make the whole world go around yeah yeah it's so important um okay submarine we don't talk about submarines anymore move on they are cool but I would never want to do that it depends on the type of one

it doesn't have to be like a deep deep sea one true hmm because I saw like in I watched one of those documentaries about the ocean get disaster and they were building these concept vehicles that were almost like completely see-through and I guess you would take them to like barrier reefs and stuff that would be cool

yeah when you're when the the stakes aren't that high yeah when the idea of like something broke you could just swim up yeah yeah yeah like any deeper than like when you get in the bends and stuff no I don't hear I don't understand the bend

to be honest the science of it yeah I find it really confusing because to me like like I understand that you're under a lot of pressure but you're in a thing that is less pressure right do you get the bends in a in a submarine in a submarine you do I don't I don't think you do okay ignore me whatever I could be I'm not I'm not I don't fucking know no no ha ha ha ha Ha, ha. No Project 593 says, Hello, boys.

Hello. Are there any awesome sauce dishes you've cooked up recently? It's been a while since we've gotten a yum update. I don't know if it has to be sauce, because I'm not always making sauce. I do like making sauce. I don't. Why?

No, I like eating sauce. I don't like making sauce. Hmm. No, I like making sauce where it's like this whole, hmm, what am I going to add to this sauce? Yeah, that can be fun. You know, and you're like having a little taste to him being like, hmm, this sauce needs a bit more yummy.

Mm. You know? Add a bit of delicioso to this one. Sprinkling, you get the spice rack out. Mm. Which? See, all. Yeah.

Yeah, it will evolve into like, what else do I have? Because it's going in. Yeah. When it's like a bollogneas, you're just chucking everything. I love it. I love just improvising. Like, I just improvised a pastor the other day, which I was doing kind of the opposite of making a sauce, though. I was more like, let's do this the proper Italian way where you keep it, like, minimal.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Garlic, olive oil. That's the true chefing. That's the true, like, that's when you're getting into the actual art of it, where it's like you're tasting every individual bit. Mm-hmm. Because there's only, like, four bits. It's like, what's complimenting. Yeah, it's like a balance.

So it was like, yeah. that olive will taste against I had like these olives in it as well that salty that olive against the other olives no olive oil different taste right it is different yeah I'll grant you that yep kind of a lot not to sing against like the salty thing yeah the pepper against the salt and the water the flavor of the water the water the flavor of the water the splash the splash of the water yeah anything else I my thing is like chicken wings yeah I'm like marinating things yeah yeah I'm looking forward to try my own hand it I've done wings a few times but like mm so if you got any wing tips let me know let me know and I'm not about like I don't really make sauce for wings I know that a lot people do that really you don't want to get too like yeah i mean it can be nice sometimes

yeah um but it just makes it like more sugary and whatnot you know if you're having yeah yeah barbecue sauce or everything yeah i i um i guess the only thing that i've like recently discovered as someone who uses an air fryer um elder millennial um i've discovered the the the ease of making your own sweet potato fries they're good huh yeah and my advice so you chop up like a sweet potato into

strips yeah um bunch of salt bunch of pepper um because they are nice salty uh olive oil you know it's all going into a bowl and paprika yeah a bunch of paprika smoked yeah smoked paprika and then you like toss it all so it's all coated yeah and that's the all the ingredients, then you throw that shit in an air

fryer, um, cook it like relatively low and then up it at the end, you know, so it, yeah, so you get the inside and then you crisp the outside. Yeah. And then bish-bash-bosh, and you got a lovely little notch. What do you think of that little rick, you can?

Maybe I should give him some air. He likes fan air. Laptop fan. It doesn't sound very happy. Oh, well. What are you going to do? He's baby laughing.

You win some, you lose some. Baby laughing. Yeah, funny baby laugh. Nice one little baby funny laugh, Rick. Keep laughing, baby. That's a sign that everything's all right in this world. Yeah. Like when Bebe and Des Stranding goes,

Oh. This was a good one. This one you can actually answer from Rip for Lude. What is Superman's quote unquote kryptonite? In literature, Mythology and comic book heroes often have a kryptonite or Achilles heel. Basically, a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what Jarre would consider to be Superman's kryptonite.

I don't know. I think he's too... I think his love for Lois. Mm, yeah, real. His love for Lois is his kryptonite. Superman. Maybe his goodness as well. you know he's too nice

yeah he can't watch the dark night and have a good time because you never heard that nice guys always finish last yeah that's why Batman that's why Batman kills that's why Batman

yeah that's why Batman eats Catwoman's purse and probably asshole knowing that though you fucking Batman's kryptonite is Catwoman's

asshole she don't she ain't she didn't need a cat lick her own fucking butthole because Batman's doing it man yeah does Batman sleep upside down or does he not go that far um um uh come here a cat woman sleep um yeah i think he would join me upside down no he's got like a little cat bed for her And a podium. Get women, go on your podium. It's bedtime.

Alfred, get the bed. Get the podium. Get the dreamies. Yeah. Selina wants some dreamies. I hurt. Oh, shit, man. Hmm.

So, yeah. I'm not sure what his kryptonite would be, though, really. No, I feel like you hit the nail on the house. Speaking of Naneo on Nade, Loptical has one for us. Alex, please, please, please. Read Jim the WikiHow on eating a Ferreira Roche. It is peak.

First, I want your opinion on Ferreira rochers. They're yummy. You like, do you? I like them, but I wouldn't want them all the time, just at special occasions, like weddings and Christmases. Yeah, I eat them daily. every damn day okay

I haven't had a Vrero Roshay in like my whole life I think there's some at my home at the moment huh yeah I like to step on them to melt I put them between my toes uh yeah so the wikihow at first I thought this was a silly suggestion but then I started reading

and things got real fast okay how to enjoy of Rero Roshay this delicious layer chocolate has led the best of us to wonder how best we can enjoy its goodness it might be stated that eating this particular chocolate is equally a science and an art so if you want to become a master you've come to the right place okay step one open the wrapping carefully step two pull off the brown part gently while unwrapping the gold layer without tearing it Unlike other wrappings, this one is not only too good to be destroyed, but can amuse you in your idle hours if you're into origami and paper folding. Good advice? Welcome.

Step three. Absorb the visual beauty of the perfectly spherical, divine, nut sprinkled surface. Doesn't that make it like not? Yeah. Yeah, it's not perfectly spherical. Step four. Inhale and soak in the aroma of the hazelnut chocolate that gently tickles your... nose.

Number five, exhale. Number six, move into the eating part of the experience. He's made this. This step varies from individual to individual, but there are two broad approaches under which most individual techniques fall. If you're patient by nature and prefer to savour something good... Is it going to be one bite as opposed to putting the whole thing in your mouth? Slowly, then you'll want to take the...

layer by layer approach. If you're a person who likes to take something wonderful all at once then you might take the pop it in approach. There you go. Method 1. The layer by layer approach. 1. Start by carefully nibbling

or licking the topmost layer. Chocolate mixed with nuts. Yeah. Number 2. Continuing by savoring the next layers consisting of water and pureness. Water? What? Waifer and pure chocolate

I guess I was gonna say The taste of water was on my mind From that sauce question From the pasta, yeah Oh speaking of though When you make a pasta sauce You do have to put the pasta water into the sauce

Yes Oh my God, yes That is a must Oh, you're a stupid, stupid fool Yeah, you almost said a slur Huh? I could tell it was on the tip of your tongue Um...

Carry on with the Ferreira Rosh. Consisting of water and pure chocolate. Whether you prefer to savour them separately or together is entirely up to you. The crisp, water and the melted chocolate complement each other, no matter how they are consumed, opening the way to the toasted nut at the centre. At this stage, layer by layer believers most often take a break to simply let their senses soak in the experience before reaching the climax. Number three, put the nut right in your mouth fully and crunch it down. Now, method two. The pop-a-din approach.

Number one, start by popping in the entire frero-roche candit in your mouth. Number two, sink your teeth in so the outermost layer and the wafer layer crack, spilling the liquid chocolate into your mouth. Can you read the rest of it, like, um... Like the hormone monster? No, I was going to say like, a house of cards. Oh, God. Number three, roll the nut layer over this tasty mixture till all the chocolate dissolves and all the nuts are finely ground by your teeth.

You know, describing eating is almost as insufferable as hearing someone eat. Yeah, you're right. It kind of evokes a similar emotion, huh? Yeah, like goosebumps. Just like, fuck off. off number four swallow be careful to swallow everything except the nut number five savor the rough surface of the nut before letting the molars sink in crushing it into tiny bits which form the sweetest after taste and then swallow number

six keep your mouth closed and lick your teeth to remember the exquisite piece of enjoyment just experienced that's pissed me off i did a i did a nasty burp into the micro can you beep it no i'm gonna take it and i'm gonna make it go blah blah blah blah yeah boombox it ha ha uh method three meditate no matter what means you take to the end this last this last step is common to all this is the meditation step the layer by layer followers already sample this in their stages, but a more wholesome pause is needed to recollect and remember the wonderful experience. This step is vital because thinking of how good the chocolate was leads to the repetition of all the steps, therefore doubling your already heightened pleasure.

There you go. Okay, thank you. Do you like that? Yeah, now I know. I've learned. Oh, it's upset the baby. You're too small, Ferreiro Frosch. No, I want to raise them on them. Oh, come on then. Come on up, you go. Oh, Christ. Look, your chook, you little lad.

Your little bust. Have a little Ferrara to put your mind at ease. Look, you sit right, bloody. Would you call it a Ferrera or a Roche for quicks? If I had to choose. For quick, yeah. I'd call it an F.R. That's fucking pissed me off.

Pass me an F.R. Method 2, please. When you buy them from Tesca. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I was going to go on a thing, but nah, fuck it. Hmm. Uncle Donk has on for us. Hey, Jarr.

Been playing a lot of Hades lately. And it's gotten me thinking about that underworld and that Afterlife. Interesting. I've often found the afterlife presented by the Abrahamic religions to be quite dull. Either you sing with God in the clouds forever or you get to be on fire forever. I find the idea of Greek underworld more interesting, but you're treated differently depending on the kind of person you were, but also the manner in which you died. But I'm obviously biased in favor of one over the other. If at the time of your eventual passing, you were given the choice of which version of the afterlife you'd like to go to, which would you choose? uh i want to rejoin zeno this little baby is going to rejoin with zeno soon enough uh uh i think um it's not just fucking crazy that's like a real thing man rejoin zini i mean it's it's like equally as crazy really when you think about it as a bunch of the others um i think reincarnation's the most fun i'm a bee yeah imagine

that moment like you you die and you wake up boom and you're like a frackle oh shit i'm a frackle i must have been bad in my last life no no you're a son's kiss i must have been great my last life you close your eyes and wake up and you are the sun i must have been awesome i'm beaming i heal superman yeah i want to be reincarnated as superman i quite frankly find it um offensive the the animals are ranked by their um how would you put it their their morality their their goodness if you come back as a fly you're like you're nasty nasty yeah if you're like a lion you're like yeah yeah also like we need both we need flies so lions can be cool i guess without no fly's shitness makes the lion cool that's exactly my point yeah but that doesn't

mean like that means that flies are shit nobody wants to be the fly okay but also like Is a lion like an upgrade from a human? I think so. Hmm. Depends. It's quite a hard life. Fat dog. Fat dog.

Fat like farm dog. You know, Roman fat farm dog. You know, that's... Gets fed like prime. Yeah. And gets like groomed and stuff. Like still doesn't get matted fair. Mm.

You know? Looked after fat poach. Yeah. You know, who wouldn't want that load? He's got, like, a great life. Yeah, he's, he's, he's gonna be a fly, though. He's like, he's a shit. But, like, what's, like, a neutral animal?

Like, rat. They're not neutral. They're stigmatized by humans, but in the animal world, it's like, yeah, he's a rat. Like, they're doing pretty well for themselves, you know? They, like, they utilize the, um, the, the, the human, like, buildings, you know, they're like... They're rat king, though. Very rarely.

They're very rarely rat king. You close your eyes and wake up in the center of a rat king. I'm the rat king! Nealed before the rat king. Oh yeah. Yeah. But what's like a naked mole rat? You like wake up and you're like, am I good?

Well, yeah. You were a grey Jedi in my life. Oh man No, like Because I would prefer to be like a A pigeon than a human Why? They fly

I noticed something about Pigeons I've noticed that there are always More than other houses around me There are always pigeons on my roof And I I caught one With my bare hands and tore it to shreds

Okay Is that what you realise I discovered I could do this No I discovered why Why Why you tore it to shreds Why what That was a joke

I didn't I don't actually Murder animals Oh I've upset the baby Oh baby like bird Baby love bird But here's the thing right I've got solar panels They have a gap

I watched one when I was walking Paisley back from a walk yeah I saw one land on the roof and like squeeze under the solar panel and like just go under it oh okay um nest so I think they're nesting under the solar it's probably nice and warm because it absorbs all the yeah insane it must be insanely warm lately yeah fried eggs hopefully they don't like pop under there you know it's been like like 30 plus degrees. Microwaved eggs. I mean the actual bird. So if I smell chicken. Well, it's a delicacy

in some parts of the world, including this one. I'll have the pigeon, please. Yeah, the queen. The queen. It's actually what killed her. She choked on birdbone. Pigeon. Pigeon wing. She was eating some hot and spicy pigeon wings.

Yeah, because that's a weird thing with, like, um, the more boogey you get, like, people consider, like, chicken, like, oh, that's for the pores. They consider chicken to be for paul. Yeah, yeah. Like, you need, like, prime. Prime chicken? You need, it needs to be rare. It needs to be like, rare cut. It needs to be like a fertilized egg that's like.

Yeah, yeah. Alive. It's going to be a living. His heart has to be beating in the first month. mouthful is ingested. Yeah, you've got a method one. You've got to savor the living creature. Press your teeth into the beating heart and count the beats before it stops.

Feel its eyes, squash. Do you think this just hard pivot into quick Superman talk? Do you think, do you think Superman is vegan in the latest rendition? Does Superman eat? He drinks cocoa at that one point. But I could see that just being like a comfort thing. Does he wee? He must do her if he drank.

He eats falafel. Mali gives him falafel. He says, like, I gave you free falafel that one time because you saved that woman. Does he, I know you don't need to answer this for Snyder's one, but does he take creatine? you know what something i do want to mention mentioning creatine that i want to mention about this superman thank fucking thank you for giving us a superhero movie where like they they don't like naked the guy like having topless and like make a little young boys feel insecure about yeah like thor yeah yeah thor like has just progressively gotten more and more

ridiculously ripped he'd have no trouble tearing a pigeon limb from limb well neither did I to be fair I don't look like tall yeah I mean it doesn't Paisley's actually done that too

yeah well she she teared it feather from feather she ain't no Superman she's more of a Snyder Batman Snyder Batman yeah a psycho

Yeah There are two more Okay Two more Before we round off this one Because baby's getting tired Oh time for baby Betty boys Oh I can tell

And he's done another dokey in his dippy Another dokey in the pants Damn, I'm too much dookie in the pants That's lazy Maze Fuck, sake. Lazy Maisie says this. Okay.

Hey, J.R. Hey. Been listening since I started sick form. Okay. Back in 2016-ish, but fell off for a while. I was at uni. I've been catching up on the backlog while at my job, as I work for a very popular UK supermarket.

We're not supposed to have earphones in, and listening to the cast can be exceptionally tough challenge to not burst out. laughing during a shift Jim's KFC story last week had me getting some strange looks from customers as I tried to contain my scream laugh What was my KFC story?

You know the Oh my God Oh shit, yeah Fuck, I'd forget I'd blocked it I'd block the memory No Well

Though dodgy customers Isn't an uncommon Experience Sorry occurrence Without fail, every shift, I will get people asking me the most obvious questions possible, which is normal for retail. Loads of unnecessary aggression for not knowing something or getting in their way. Every day, my colleagues complained that this was rarely a thing before COVID,

and that there's a growing sense of entitlement across customers. I know concert etiquette has been discussed often on the cast, but didn't know if either of you had witnessed similar issues elsewhere and if you think people can relearn how to behave in public again. I think no you go there are some people I interact with where I'm just like where do you bait your fucking bread okay he the fuck says that I like that that was good that was a goody um yeah genuinely I agree like I haven't even told the story of mr bastard yeah are you are you allowed

I'm allowed to do it In case you want to go down the legal route Um I've got like a horrible neighbor He's like directly opposite right Yeah He's obsessed with his range rover His nine range rovers Yeah he's got like 58 cars

It's crazy And like I've barely ever spoken to him In fact I've never spoken to him But the first engagement I've ever had with him But the first engagement I've ever had with him in like the nearly 10 years I've lived here was him screaming at me

for parking my car on the curb outside of my house outside your own house yeah and it was just like why do people go to 10 yeah yeah because I've worked in retail too and people like were assholes like just for no

yeah yeah yeah there's something about um and i i think a lot of it is like the the media um the the demonization of like other people you know the the like you need to close all your windows and lock all your doors because like people are out to get you yeah you know we're constantly like talking about these these like strong men that there's this this cabal of of nasty people out there who are like trying to get you you know and it's like that there there are people who who do like nasty things obviously yeah but everyone is like a three-dimensional person um but what i'm trying to say is that a lot of people just view any other, any outside person, any, anybody they don't know is like a

potential villain, you know, and when it's your neighbor, it's like you, you should have some sense of like, you know, they're on the same street as me, they're, like, they're supposed to be your community. Yeah, yeah, but the community has been so, like, drawn in to just, your home, you know, and the people you socialise with on the internet. Oh, there was other time, um, one of the time I interacted with Bastard. Was it pleasant and nice? It was like, um...

If you leave your fucking baby outside, one more goddamn time... In the sun, I'm gonna call social services. Which is like, what dick? Yeah, why the fuck, where do you get off, dude? I can't get my baby wherever I goddamn want, can't I? Oh, no, me put that one. I don't hear it being. your baby, Mr. Barshard, as long as it's my baby,

then I will do as I please. Yeah. But it was the fact that in his rant, his screaming rant, that he mentioned that he was concerned about his range rover getting scratched. Yeah. Fuck you, dude. We'll see you something a bit more worthwhile, like Superman. If you scratch my Superman's actually...

If you scratch my Superman popcorn bucket, I'm going to fuck you. kill you in the spirit of Superman I'm gonna channel Zach Snyder this time I'm like why are things getting scratched just so it's cringy yeah it's like it that's something we need to take from the Europeans like fuck us yes it gives a shit fucking let's shred them I absolutely love that about Italy we're like yeah just like driving on the curb what does it what does it what does it what does it matter. Like that aspect, who gives it such fucking

posturing bullshit? Oh, I've got a fancy nice fucking car firm. I spent a house deposit on this. I've got a rangerover on finance, and I'm cleaning it every two days on the dot. I just got my fourth car on finance. Yeah.

It's a bit precious, isn't it? If it's a cool car, then sure. You know? If you got like a genuinely cool, like, vintage, rare. If it's vintage, okay. Then, like, I get it, you know? If it's a fucking land rover, then just go drive it into the local river. Like, fuck that thing.

It's a piece of shit. Like, let's just drive me and a yaris, you and a land rover. Yeah. Let's see who makes it further. I'm telling you, it's going to be fucking me. Uh-huh. I guarantee it. Yeah.

So, yeah, I don't know how to make people behave. Ever again. You need to force them. They need to be whipped into shit. Yeah, this is why I should be Superman. You should never be Superman. Why? You should be Ratman. Cheese is it? Cheese is it? Why do rats like cheese? Because it's fucking yummy. Are you gonna deny that?

No, I love cheese. They got pretty good taste. What, rats? Yeah. They're like chicken feed. Yeah, seeds. I sprinkle that on my salads or whatever. Mmm, you owe me chicken feeds.

Popcorn kernels on my salad. You know what? I've eaten so much popcorn. I've eaten... Why did you get, like, a huge bucket of popcorn every time? Because that's part of it. That's three more times. could have seen Superman.

No. No, because it's all part of the diminishing returns. Like, what do you mean? Like, I, it, like, a 10-pound ticket become, like, a 25-pound ticket. Yeah, I guess. So, you spend over 100 pounds. That's part of it. It's part of it.

Plus the extra four pounds for the Superman bucket. Wow. you better be keeping it pristine if there's a single scratch i'll tell you if mr buzz i was getting it um yeah you should leave the superman bucket like outside when he comes out be like if you scrows you you go the fucking bin lorry scratches my fucking superman and i'll clap you fan um what was i said yeah no i've spent more on on popcorn and drinks than I did tickets. They're more expensive.

It's more expensive to get the popcorn drink combo than the tickets. Yeah. So yeah, I have, I have, and I don't fucking care. I loved it. I loved every second of it. Yeah. Even I bought the popcorn.

For Superman? For Superman IMAX. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I think you should go and see it two more times. But I find, um, I really have this thing about like making noise.

Mm-hmm. Um, like I time it you know yeah yeah you can't be eating it during a quiet scene uh-huh the score needs to be loud enough you can't well a lot of superman is quite loud so it works yeah yeah there's okay for that see i try and hold off for all the adverts and stuff because the amount of times i've like eaten the full thing during the fucking kea advert fuck off kea do you know what I mean yeah don't get car adverts like who's this for they're so pretentious i don't understand it you know why why hasn't a single one been like okay let's do some cringe let's let's go

cringy let's go elder millennial with this one yeah I don't know speaking of elder millennials I have something that has absolutely nothing to do with elder millennials okay this is one of those questions that's kind of been asked again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again uh just forever the same person has just put it constantly in the threat we might have even answered it I can't remember but maybe they just kept doing it

rated DG 13 says how do you get rid of resentment I want to know his story yeah like the fact he's been asking this so like incessantly for so long is like you've gone through something

yeah he's liked Luther like give him some Superman advice I'm a human I'm good I'm a good guy I'm I'm a guy I'm not gonna let

baby Rick watch Superman Why He'll become too He won't be able to make good podcasts He won't be able to make good podcasts He will He'll be a good guy He'll just be too good and wholesome

Yeah yeah No I hear you We need him to have resentment We need the opposite of this question Yeah How do you build resentment Yeah You have four range rivers

You have at least one range rover Um How do you How do you remove resentment How do you get rid of resentment Well it depends What if the resentment is justified And you should keep it

Yeah I feel like Contacts would help Define resent define resent I'm still on I've got construction vehicles in a tab sorry it's hard to podcast while having a laptop and a baby

no we need to go back to that tab can you open a new tab and define resent because I'm there are some good things I can only type with my left hand because there's a baby drinking my milk

dude shut up shut up Rick it's okay I'm sorry I got fired up Um, bitter indignation at having been treated unfairly. Hmm. Well, then resentment being treated unfairly.

It's not, it's, you have to acknowledge that it's not good for you. No good is to come. Have you not played The Last of Us Part 2? Yeah, there's your answer. Play The Last of Us Part 2. Watch the second season of The Last of Us Part 2. Yeah. Then get back to me.

Then your problem should be solved. I'm a dad? I'm a dad. Stop biting my nipple. Rick. I'm a dad. Yeah. Well, um, I think we solved it.

Yeah. Play The Last Verse Part 2. Um, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess forgive. Forgive, but never forget.

I was going to say exactly that. I was going to say, actually, no, I was going to say, um, you will eventually forget, but never forgive. Hmm. I heard it the wrong way. Baby Rick heals or wounds. Have a baby. That's normally a good way to, uh... Yeah. Fix your problems with child. That's what we're doing. In that right, baby, Rick. Create jar anew. We're going to send... We're going to send baby Rick off to Krypton to rule over the kryptonians and...

Maybe that's where he came from. Baby Rick. Because his origin is unknown. No, he came from the orphanage. I saw him in the cage. No, but how did they get him? Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe he was made. Everyone's made, really.

In the coo-coo-coochy coo-coo. the coo-ccee-coo-chee-coo. Everyone came from a coo-ccee-coo, I guess in the beginning. Coo-Coo-Coo, baby Rick. Everybody is... I guess I can take this episode away by going Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

I have another song, but I don't care, baby boy. Darling, darling, darling. Darling, darling, as in baby. Wise men say, only babes rush in. Babes as in baby, not hot women. Not hot women. Yeah. Do you find that weird that like babe?

A babe means baby. That is weird, isn't it? A babe is like a hot It's kind of like saying coochy, coo to a baby Yeah, well, I feel like It's normally Gucci Gucci goo Which is also weird But it's less gendered

I thought it was coochy Really? Goochy Gucci Goosey pussy pussy Pussy pussy Pussy pus Yeah, maybe Asshole, asshole asshole

I don't get it I heard I heard a Oh yeah yeah Yeah Like a A slang word for Coochie

That isn't Coochie A new one Cuta Oh yeah I'm familiar with Cuta Yeah that one sucks Most sucks Why is my Cudor staying

Damn It's your Coutter stink Yeah Yeah, that's a good one No, I disagree That was like the backup name If Rick didn't really roll off the tongue Rick or Cooter

Baby Cooter Scooter Scooter Cooter Cooter Scooter Scooter I don't know Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad You decide Why don't you hit the like button

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