JAR Media Posdact - The UK is DOOMED - Brocast #14

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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I took it and threw it onto the ground I took it and throw it onto the ground Ah, I'm on a boat, am I? Um, uh, uh, come on you love the lonelies. Yeah, I'm thinking of the one with Alec Baldwin or whatever with the I'm a ball one, is it? Um, it's not actually, it's some... I creamed in my pants.

No, the, the, the Jack Sparrow one. I'm a pirate or something. I'm on a boat. No, the Jack Sparrow one. With Michael Bolton? Oh, I remember now, yeah. You're correct. Really funny stuff.

Nice one, Samberg. When are you going to reply to the emails? Samburg. Buh. When are you going to join us here, Samburg? Like you promised. Samburg. Seat number three is waiting for you, Andy.

Where are you, Andy? Born for you, Andy. We're listening, Andy. We're waiting. We're lying in wait, Andy. And the other islanders are welcome. We are triple over here. Yeah, the other ones.

The other guys. That people are... Knowing. The other Smackdowners. do you think um andy sandberg like aft over the other guys no i think he's a good guy really what do you think he's a monster guy a monster man um he's a cop oh brooklyn 99 you've just reminded me haven't

now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time no one has I forgot about that. I guess 2020 kind of stopped that, huh? Yeah. Welcome to JAR Media, the Brocast, episode, 344,000 million. You got one of the numbers, right? Really?

Yeah. There's a lot of numbers in 344,000 million. It's actually... Yeah, because Randy was on evil number 13, so this is 14. There you go. It was in my noggin somewhere. Or should I say, 14, with my new way of speaking. With our more English way.

Now that we're sort of returning to our roots of English nature. And I guess everyone knows how important to the UK today is being July 4th. A huge deal. Americans don't get too excited. Because it's not your July 4th. yeah i don't think americans are aware of the um of course they're not of of july 4th being the national british holiday of ownership day where we celebrate all the the nations that we stole and oh yes every day's ownership day when you live in the UK yeah yeah all that and you might even be the one being owned yeah by uh that's just the risk

of being in the, being post empire. Post empire. In the rubble of the empire. In this, in the, the, hmm, maybe not the rubble. What's the bit just before the rubble? Crumbling. The crumbling empire. There we go.

That's a better way of putting it. Yes. Yeah, we're kind of living like a, um, a post. I don't really want to use the word that means. good. Empire? Empire. That's us, wait. I'm actually blanking on the word, post, not post-apocalypse.

Post-colonial? Post... Like a utopia, I guess. Dysopia, they say. The beginning of a dystopia. Yeah, but like, it... It implies that the British Empire was a utopia before. Oh

Which it wasn't But you're trying to look for the word post-utopia Yeah Because we're a crumbling empire Like we're We're like the We're heading into Dark Souls You know

We're heading into Lord Drone We're not at the point where We're in the law You know People are going to be studying If the world is a simulation If the universe is a simulation And like

We're in the back backstory, you know? Mm, we're in the law tab that most people miss and don't read. Well, if it's a FromSoft game, we're like the, the law tab on the loincloth. That's what... We're an item that you have to find in a really, like, obtuse place that happens to put a debuff on a boss for a little minute. No, I don't think it would be that valuable.

Hmm, maybe one of those, like, clay pots that, like... Yeah. Fuck you. something like that you know we just goes yeah speaking of

I imagine we're going to move into housekeeping yeah I should because there's a big one there's so much there's one that I need to address because I can't believe we we missed it

we didn't wait before housekeeping there we got to before we get too deep into the show we got a shout at the Jemedia Patreon get their patron names in the first or second week

of each month just like this very episode right here here um before we delve into housekeeping i've got to say the red dead video is out uh for patrons it's i'm happy with it it's two and a half hours long took ages to put together i'm happy with the conversation um check that on the patreon uh that would be public in a couple weeks or something what else yeah thanks for the patrons to make the audio version possible i guess i already said that and the whole show in general this whole show all of this whole show all of this let's shift into housekeeping then

where you can continue from where you were yeah sorry for trying to rush things along but I know this is going to be something that will slip my mind once over someone sent in a question yes last episode

about the Godzilla something or other yeah the the silent scream yeah and we were like what the What does that Godzilla silent scream? What the hell is he on about? He meant run. Yeah.

So I did know that, but I was, I obviously wasn't there. You knew that. Yeah. I thought it would be funnier to do that. Because I genuinely had no idea what they were talking about. Really? That makes it much funnier. Well, like, if they'd have said Jurassic Park, then maybe.

All the words. run that would have been like oh yeah the run I prefer the silent scream yeah like it makes it sound like a faction in like a video game it's the silent screen or like someone trying to describe a really famous painting yeah a lot of people are attached to the silent scream because it's just it's one of the ultimate stims that's what they were saying they can't stop doing it like this oh yeah oh it makes so much sense now The way it turns into, like you have to interrupt it, that's the current form of it. Like, you don't even get, like, just imagine that it's just cutting to something completely different, you know?

It's just a different scene entirely. Or it's in like a trailer. Yeah, yeah. It just cuts to like the title, you know, in silence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I just can't believe that that passed me by. I'm glad it did. I'm upset. I'm upset that it did. Because it's one of your stims that I've enjoyed. Oh, you like that one? Yeah, that one rocked. Because once you notice it as well, it's like a trope. It's in so much stuff.

Yeah. I even noticed it when... In the video I made, but it had like Venom 2. in it. There's like a scene where Venom goes bleh-h-h-h-h-h-h. And it's like, oh my God, I do that. It's got the run DNA. The silent scream. Dude, is that scene of the horse real from

Venom 3? Yeah. It's in the trailer. Yeah, a Venom horse. It's going to be awesome and it's going to make a billion dollars. Is Andy Circus doing this one? No, he's not directing this one. Yeah. So this episode is sponsored by The Geek Cave

I don't have a clip to play for you but I just thought I should shout them out Let's go through some of these now because there are so many and The day is only so long Heist 147 says I love how Randy always changes his look from Guna to Juggalo to Grandma And Basement 5591 says Randy looks like He'd step out of his bedroom at 3 a.m. holding a candle and coily yelling, is somebody there before getting attacked by ghosts? So yeah, I felt that the number 13 was just bad news, so I didn't want to do it.

So I got my twin brother. You're notoriously superstitious. Mm-hmm. Who, uh, yeah, Guna to Jogalo to Grandma. The shower cap, yes. well that's the last time you'll be seeing him ever

well Pinky I suppose they don't know about what he's been up to can you edit in like little lightning bolts like no last time you did it you're like edit in lightning

did you see what actually did I got like the lamest like PNG of some just corny thing and just put it there move there on a little second Um Aurora says

Love the concept of someone watching this as their first episode would make perfect sense Yeah Yeah we took some tips from bungee For like and from souls And sorry from From soft Not from souls

No I'll forgive that Trouchery Yeah we we We want there to be a barren We want a... We hate onboarding. We hate people enjoying things easily. Yeah.

We're, you know, we're a thinking man's... Yeah. We should genuinely, like... You know how they always have, like, oh, for this... For this to make sense, you need to read the comic book. We need, like, a comic book. We can be like... We need our own Disney Plus.

Yeah. JAR Plus. Yeah, where it's just like... Clips. of the cast with like a narrator like an AI you know Alec Baldwin or yeah we should um we should get around like Varti as well mm-hmm yeah I get down with that yeah this was the age of crackhead Alex he does have a calming cadence I love Varti you know what I'm gonna say it say it he's

my hero I think he does the he he's got the one position on YouTube that is like zero drama as far as I'm aware I'm not going to read the comments or edit that out so like someone will be like actually someone he worked with sued him yeah I'm trying to think out of like all the law channels I can think of if um halo followers got a bit of drama he's got an anti-war woke. The Halo follower is anti-woke. I'm joking. I don't know for sure, but I at least saw

there's one recent video he uploaded that the thumbnail that was like, Halo's gone woke, or something like this. I don't care. There were a few comments about the Godzilla screaming run thing. Yeah. Well, that's

how I figured it out. Yeah. You already kind of covered that. Um, Issues with aggression says You know, I think we might just be okay In this economy In this world I'm gonna say it now so we can use it as the title The UK is doomed

The UK gone And then like What, it's like a view of the UK from space And it's like freshly been zapped No or it's just ocean It's just gone And Farage is in a space craft going. He's soy facing, as it?

Yeah. Because he teamed up with, like, Lex Luthor and... Eeps. Yeah. The UK's underwater now. He teamed up with the wrong guys. Lex Luthor and Gorilla Grod. And Nigel Farage.

Yeah. Nigel Farage is, like, the most evil one of the three. I guess, yeah. The day we're recording this, a random Thursday which happens to be the day of the UK election so the day this goes up we all actually know who is our new leader yeah our new commanding but right now we're still waiting and speaking of waiting Bratmaster 69 says what is that brown poo like stain on the carpet huh where I don't know there's only

like this big, is there a poo there? No. Do they mean the barrel? Um... There might be some poo, I'm not sure. Well, yeah. Might be a smear here or there. What's that poo-looking poo on the floor?

Well, it's probably poo, you idiot. Exactly. Dumb. There's this guy who's been, like... He's starting to become a problem, to be honest. So I'm not going to read his... I wish I could retract that effing because that was a bit too aggressive for what I was

intending I always forget that's an option we can say whatever we want but just to make up for it though I want to I want to fucking say the F word but in a way that's not you know just to prove but they said watch the Chris Chan doc

in full caps I've said before I tried yeah it's too much for me because at a certain point it's just like horrible

does lolkow just mean like quite mentally ill is that sort of what it boils down to right it has to um so then like I don't know how I feel about

these 400 episode long I see I remember this comment and there was one reply What did it say? It just said, it's 2024. I found that kind of funny.

Yeah, move on. I don't like, I only like negativity when it's me being negative about things, you know? Yeah, I've always found that way. Much more satisfying. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear negativity. Unless you're mad. Yeah, unless I'm mad.

And you're allowed to be negative about the things that I'm negative about. But like... Just don't go outside of that bubble of things that I'm... Yeah, that directly link to me. If it doesn't link to me, then... Yeah, yeah. So stay in my bubble. Yeah.

Come on. Join me in my bubble. Yeah. Enter the bubble. Or if you're not going to enter the bubble? You're not in the bubbles, so I don't even care. Bubble Boy or bubble soy? Seinfeld Bubble Boy?

I re-watched that episode semi-recently. And had a little giggle. Pretty good. Yep. Had a little giggle all the way home. Yeah. It's good up. Well, um, before we go to mid-break, there was one thing I wanted to discuss with you.

Why? Fine. I won't. I've got a trap burb There we go Nice Got it out Which was very unlike the event

Which I want to talk to about Which is We went to see some live music Last weekend Which I wanted to mention Because it was notable For me anyway I haven't really spoken to you much about it since

But we travelled to Waysing estate Somewhere I'd never been before. Yeah, a stunning place. Never really heard of it. Everyone I've talked to about this event has been like, huh? Where? Where's this? Yeah, it's like an hour's, just over an hour's drive from where we are to just the middle of like nowhere, really.

Like phone reception goes down. Yeah, none of us. Yeah, we had the, I said it in the car. Yeah. There was like the exposition moment at the start of a horror story. Alex was like, huh, there's no phone signal. I said it out loud. Yeah, you said it just like that.

I literally, I was like, oh, that's weird. There's no phone reception here. Yeah. Then you have that moment, and then you have that maybe that isn't that. Like, as unrealistic. Yeah, because you said that as well.

You're like, oh. Because when it happens in a horror movie, it's like. Oh, they just had to do it. Yeah. But it's like, it actually is something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, um, the band Underworld,

who most people probably know, the band did the song from train spotting um born slippy born slippy but they obviously have a much bigger catalog than just that i'm a big fan of their music been wanting to see them for a while but yeah they put on this outdoor show it's attached to some sort of festival i don't know the name or whatever yeah um there was a jarling there introduced himself as sam so shout out to sam fan out there got to stick together those underworld fans which I have to say what a chill group of people yeah like what a nice vibe it's like that perfect scale for me it's like just the right level of intimate you can see the the stage well

sound clarity and quality I thought was really good yeah I don't know if because it was in it wasn't in a field it was in a forest so I don't know it was kind of surrounded by forest but it was also on a hill so i don't know if it was all like placed there tactically to maximize the hill like bounce there's almost like a natural amphithe theater thing yeah um yeah it was extremely cool and like to get there you got to walk through the woods for like 15 minutes following like fairy lights that's all it very especially on the walk back so this is crazy yeah when you're shoulder to shoulder with like all these people leaving at the same time everyone like jazzed off

it thought yeah it was a really good show like a perfect set of like stuff you definitely want to hear from them with a couple of like unrecognisable beats you're not like as much into underworld as I no so what was your take away from it um it rocked it was really like enjoyable from start to finish it no yeah like a 90 minute set

it was yeah the length we had to weather underworlds often make quite long songs um and in when listening on Spotify it doesn't really grip me in the same way whereas in person that it feels more organic like you can see the dude on the decks and stuff just going crazy he's like plugging stuff in like writing emails and stuff and that that more organic nature where like he's changing stuff that he thinks will fit that moment yeah yeah um he was like he gives it being producer man yeah because i wasn't sure like when they're on stage what that looked like even because they're an electronic band they're using a lot of like loops and samples and um he uses vocals

here and there but most of it is like electronic loops um so to see on stage it's a lead fella and I don't know their names Yeah So yeah you got the guy on the decks like doing all the Technical stuff The lead's singer Gentleman Had such ridiculous energy

Like even if you didn't like the music you would get into Yeah And his voice sounded really good It sounded just like it does in the songs Which is Yeah yeah Because sometimes you see a band and it's like Oh you sound so different

So that was cool And he was doing all this cool stuff like they were playing with the visuals a lot like the production of it like the way they're using lights and smoke and he had like a little camera that you'd bring out now and again and like move it and like time stuff with a projection in the back um and it was all like a cool thoughtful experience they could put a lot of like you just tell like oh you've been doing this a long time yeah like you are praised at this yeah for sure yeah and uh i loved all the music i i just always find um after going to a live show i really want to listen to their music yeah because it kind of

re contextualizes it a little bit yeah and if you've never been to live music much we are very spoiled i think in the uk with like just access yeah i so a lot of places where they're like you don't you don't get like the level of yeah like for example America with it being such a big place I imagine you'd get much more centered yeah if you're like a New York or LA you're gonna be fine but yeah but if you're just somewhere it's more about like the local music scene mm-hmm but hearing music live like you said it gives it that context and some artists it's how it's meant to be heard yeah future islands is one of this yeah for sure they're

literally like a hundred times better to see life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It almost makes their music pointless to listen to. Yeah, I find actually difficult to listen to them now. Yeah, on Spotify.

Yeah, yeah. Because it's like, I know what this is meant to be. Uh-huh. It's meant to be so much more than what I'm getting from this. Um. And I think Underworld kind of fits into that, apart from, like, the most certified hood classic of the discography. Yeah, so shout out to Underworld

Yeah, I'll definitely go back to Wazing If you're into tech now Because I do like doing that whenever I go to see live music As like profiling the crowd Like, yeah The funniest was MacDemako, that was the most hilarious I've seen Where this was like Underworld was a complete mix

Of like age ranges And different types of people Yeah I think I saw every every build Yeah You know Mm-hmm

It's a really varied crowd Which is like a good sign I use build in the gamer term No Oh sorry Yeah Yes he was He had a heavy sword

And Yeah He was nimble with a dagger Um There was actually one other thing I wanted to bring up to you Um I the other day

It was like 10 o'clock at night And I was like Fuck it, I'm playing random one Um So I went on my Xbox Because you can't play it on PC Obviously I was like after editing that video

And it being on my mind I was like I just need to see Um So I've played it for like an hour or two So much has changed holy shit the progress from that game to red dead two is is wild holy shit it's so arcady compared to how i remember it yeah the way it sits in my mind it's like um crazy how like simple it seems compared to red dead mostly as far as like visual fidelity is concerned um all the mocap stuff

is there but like obviously the textures and sound audio quality and stuff like that's all so much lower. There's a key thing that Red Dead 2 has done that I think very few games do. And it's like this, Death Stranding is another one of the few games. Even then, I don't think it does it quite as well. And that's like a grounding of the player character in the world. Yeah, I saw in the, I didn't mention one of the patron perks as a Jammedia group chat. They were talking about the video.

he did and someone referred to the way you control after as learning to drive Arthur yeah that's a really good way of putting it yeah and yeah for sure and then like when you're learning to use the horse in Reddard too you're learning to drive Arthur driving a horse yeah yeah so no wonder if sex feels so complicated to get used to yeah but but there is a way to get you I think that's something that Red Dead 2. I mean, we're like we talked about potentially

even doing like just focusing on Yeah, I do want to do that. I still got those notes next. So I won't say too much there but like the difference between I remember thinking like look at the fucking muscles on the back of the horse's leg in Red Dead Deadmore.

I remember thinking that. Like you and it is impressive. Especially that's the thing. Yeah, for 2010 right? Same year as was it 2010? It was 2010 or 11.

I'll double check I have this I want to say database right in front of it. No, it must be 2011. Because I remember being really annoyed that everyone was giving credit to Skyrim for being this like... 18th of May, 2010.

2010, so it came out a year before Skyrim. And everyone was giving Skyrim or this credit. Credit that was like semi-Jew for the time, but... Much bigger, I suppose. That map is enormous. Bigger, yeah. And probably graphically on pub, but...

Well, like, read that one, like, everything kind of intention is really, like, ugly and gritty and grimy. Yeah, yeah. Everyone looks, like, gross and... Yeah. But, yeah, the... It's really annoying about the frame, right? It does make it tough. Just wish I could play out on Steam at 60.

Then I think I could just get used to it with ease. But, like, controlling the horse and stuff is just like, oh my God. What the fuck am I doing wrong? I'm like falling off at every five seconds and it's getting pissed at me and I'm like I'm just failing missions. I'm like, oh my God. Really? I don't know like if there's something wrong my controller, if I'm doing something wrong. I just remember it being so rigid that you couldn't go wrong.

That's why I was so confused. It's like there's a really early mission where it's like race Bonnie on the ranch. And like within like the first five seconds, I'm like kicked off my horse and then like it won't come back to me. I mean, yeah, you've got to watch the tiny stamina bar and the bomb. Yeah, yeah, I did notice that even. But I don't know. Yeah, um... It's a lot of unprogramming going on.

Yeah, I... I was definitely more of a fan of Red Dead One than you. Yeah, because I wanted to... The reason I kind of wanted to play it in that moment was like... I kind of fast-tracked the main stuff when I first played Red Dead One. So, like, I didn't really do any of the side stuff. There's some awesome side, which I know there is, but now I'm torn on like, I just know what's going to happen is I'm going to like figure out how to play this, get used to it, and then like a year later they're going to release on Steam or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, I could just hold off because I was getting in the jank. I got really annoyed and while I was on this nostalgia kick, I downloaded Gears of War III and played that for a little bit. And that was like the inverse experience where it was like, oh, this feels exactly how I remember it. Genuinely, really good. Yeah, I need to, I've never finished Giz 3. Are you joking? It's like the best one. I've never finished it. But it's not on PC, I don't think.

No, it's not. They just stopped doing that for some reason. Yeah, really annoying. Giz 2 isn't on PC? No, maybe it is. I think it might be. I'd love to play Giz two. Like a weird version of it.

because yeah i i guess gears has been on my mind because of that really long video keep forgetting his name it's just like his name is his channel work coldwin javas yeah yeah he did like a gears like all of his videos a gears retrospective thing yeah awesome channel yeah and some of his observations like i haven't played them in a long time since i was i guess a teenager or i wouldn't have been for five obviously but yeah yeah there's older ones and some of the I like the way he phrased it, the way he wrote that video. The way he was like adding a, especially in American perspective, it was interesting too. With like all the like war commentary and whatnot and he talks about like he's friends of veterans and whatnot and he gets really into it in the Gears 5 segment, which I thought was cool and interesting, talk revoking.

Yeah, he's the only person talking about Gears that I've heard give it the credit it's due. Mm-hmm. He finds a way to verbalize it. not simplify it like overly simplify it where his ultimate point being like it's actually part of the reason why it's so difficult

to verbalise what is so good about this is that it's designed to play and it's about playing it and like that is what speaks for it is playing it how do you communicate that without playing it yeah he quotes cliff right

blazz cliffy B Cliffy B And, like, the, the quote that he says is really cool. Like, you'll love to watch the video. I can't remember it offhand. Yeah, I can't remember. It's about his way of communicating to the dev team, what would make it a better game.

Mm-hmm. Like, based off of feedback. Yeah. Like, yeah, I just think that's awesome. Fortnite. True. Yeah, I fully intend to play Red Dead One again Yeah, that's just like when and how

Yeah Because I thought it had I was all hyped thinking it had the like frame boost thing That some Xbox games do Which I thought I did I thought I'd read somewhere But I guess I was mistaken Um I don't know if the PS5

It was put on It was put on other platforms Have you checked like the options Yeah, maybe I'm wrong or whatever And just haven't I haven't up I would have to Yeah

Because on the I swore they like Released it on PS4 And switched And that it was 60 On Switch yeah I definitely saw somewhere That it

So is that many The Xbox one is just worse But anyway I don't know We'll see after these God damn messages For some questions Yeah

Draw Media shirts Now Or I'm gonna hurt you Description below Yeah Do you remember that song by the police I'll be watching you I'll be watching you

Oh maybe That's the police Yeah Have you ever taken a second to Think about what you're saying It sounds very much like a stalker Yeah there's a lot of weird music from that like era But like, it was it intentional?

Did he write it sarcastically and then people just heard it as a love song? My cruel heart aches with every step you take. I'll be watching. Why can't you see you belong to me? Yeah. Yeah. It's quite like possessive sound isn't it? Yeah.

But like you say. It could be intentional. You never know nowadays. You never know. I hate that. I hate the term nowadays. I hate the implication that things change. But you can't fight.

Gravity. Can't fight for you, God. Goet. Can't fight with me. Excuse me? Can't fight. Nature.

Can't fight. Chipotle Can't fuck Taco Bill Jesus Christ Well I guess Welcome to the second half

For the show Where we Answer questions From the community Over on the Subredits Don'twee or something Or something

I fucking hate that Well clearly you don't What do you mean Or something Or something Or something Oh little something I will flip to the last page of this and ruin everything.

For yourself? Yeah. Well, I've already read it, so go ahead. This being the third volume of Invincible, just off camera, I've got to compile, the compendium, sorry, of Invincibles. Go on, spoil it for yourself. No. Fine.

Well, let's do some questions then. Have you seen any of the boys? I ask you because... Nope. Okay, if you haven't, I won't ask this question. Let's start then from this one, from Big Boreb. This is actually from the patron chat.

We'd be interested to hear a few boys have any thoughts around how to get yourself to actually play games slash watch films. I find myself just opening my Steam library for hours and just scrolling, looking for something to play and never actually booting anything up. That's the realest fucking question we've ever had. do you struggle with this

the um yeah i'm i'm wondering if i wrote this question and forgot um yeah it's it's i think it's part of what you're paying for with stuff like amazon prime and netflix and disney plus it's like just you're paying for the choice paralysis yeah yeah i love that i have this available but whatever actually choosing it forget about it

I'll get to something else. And I've got this backlog and I'll like scroll through the backlog and I'm not really feeling that. Like why is it in the backlog? I don't even want to watch it. It's a tricky one. It might be a sign that you don't actually want to.

Yeah. I think pay attention to that shit like find something else. Yeah. There have been periods where like I genuinely have not wanted to play anything. Yeah. Um, and even, like, for me right now, Shadow of the Earth Tree has come out, Eldon Ring D.O.C.

I fucking love Eldon Ring. More than life itself. Mm. Oh, I hear you. It's more important. Mm. Um. And I find myself thinking about it a lot.

Yeah. And, I mean, it's like, it's a hard game. It requires brain power. And I, I think, like, I'm thinking during the day. during the day like at work and stuff and i'm like i'm gonna put an hour or two in when i get home tonight and then i get home and i eat i'm feeling kind of sleepy and i don't feel like it yeah and i won't even turn my pc on um i've had that before with um like even layers deep where i'll go on destiny too and because there's like choice paralysis within the game

game of like activities and like quests and all this kind of nonsense there have been times where I've like literally has been like well that's half an hour gone I don't even know like what I'm doing like I'm just forget about it like yeah that's I don't know it helps when like for me I can selfishly like force myself to watch films like if there's something that's been on my backlog that I'm really interested in but I won't make the time I can force myself with like sardonicah would ever be like there are definitely films that like the five hour like Satan tango whatever there's no way I would have sat down and watched that if not for this like other reason of like a discussion for podcasts but then

like I find I did have like a value experience with this like five hour movie that I wouldn't have had otherwise but yeah yeah and I think that that's that's definitely where our positions differ because like for me

specifically when it when going to like the cinema as well it'll be like I want to go and see like Dune Dune too It's like I'd love to experience that But I Don't want to That's that's at least Carving out like five hours of a day

Right I see you mean yeah If you're going to the cinema to see it It's like the travel Yeah I'm going to be hung like five hours I'm going to be hung up like five hours I'm going to be hungry before or after, you know, I'm going to be out for five hours. And to do that just for the sake of a movie. That's why no one, you're not alone.

Like, no one is going really. Doom as an exception, but for the, most part, people are going out less to the cinema because they're just waiting for it to release at home. Yeah. And it, it ties into everything. Like the, I, I can't remember if we talked about this on that. cast or if we were just talking about this but um I think we talked about it off the cast but I remember a phase in my life where like I was big into film discussion

YouTube yeah yeah circle um there for me there was a period before like the screen junkies drama and stuff mm well like that that was kind of my main thing movie fights and yeah yeah I love screen junkies So I felt I had to be up to date on like all the relevant films So then I was watching movies and movies and movies And then I was watching movies To watch the movies

And I'm not getting enjoyment from it But I'm getting enjoyment from the thing Like after it And then Then I'm turning it all into this chore And Like a process Yeah and I

I fell off At some point And the second it's in like the back log is like you're never catching up there's not enough time in your life to yeah you'll never be able to catch up either yeah it's like part of the curse so i i think part of like finishing games and stuff like play what you want to play um yeah don't feel obligations um like i've i've got

I've got a list of games in my Steam library called Backlog. And I have priority ones and non-priority ones. But I don't feel an urgency to play them. I just know that at some point I wanted to. And maybe I'll give them a go again at some point and it will grab me. But if not then... And even then like... you got to think about it in terms of like hey even if I bought like Death Stranding for 15 quid and never play it right

um you can think of it as like a tip jar for um I want more games like Death Stranding even if I didn't play I'll get around to it I want to encourage that so yeah yeah even if I'm dropping five quid for something that I never play mm-hmm at least I gave it I've I've spent I've never bought a single shark card in gt online yeah but i've paid for the best edition of red dead two twice because i like i that's what i value so that's what i'm going to give them money for you know i've never bought gold in red dead online but i put a lot of time in red dead online yeah yeah i'm putting my money where like i want more of that thing but yeah that's that's like a different topic i i think if you're bored of all that shit like find something else

it's fine to take a break yeah that's fine yeah i think um i think a non-media related hobby is good mm-hmm like because we're all just consuming yeah you know we're not i'm enjoying about my my propagating yeah i mean stuff like that where it's just like you Doing a thing instead of like a passive Well, I can do both at the same time. I can listen to red metal media while... Yeah, while playing angry birds. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Um, Grammy James very passionate about this one. And I figured I'd do it just for them. Okay. List of synonyms for Winky. I associate the terms used on the cast of my childhood, Willie slash Winky,

almost always being used by adults who wanted to avoid being uncomfortable. I think that's fair enough, but could definitely lead to some confusion and embarrassment. I'm curious what each member's thoughts are. Would you teach your child to call genitals by their proper name? Parentheses, Todger and Foof. Would you be made so uncomfortable by that? Where did you first hear the terms Winky and Willie? And why are they inherently funny in retrospect?

Could you also elaborate on when you decided to repurpose for them for humorous sake? We've always been part of your rolodex of phrases. Winky. It's supposedly like a really bad idea to like, teach you're supposed to teach them scientific ideas or names for things first. Yeah, in case of like... In case of, you know, worst-case scenario. Yeah.

But outside of that, I guess Willie's fine. I remember having this book, living with a Willie. yeah that was a pretty good book only only book I've ever read do you remember did did you do that in school where it was in one of the like sex ed classes where they were like right everyone needs to think of a a term for willie no vagina yeah is that way you came up with giant Geina. No, Jaina came later.

I think you're fine. Much later. When did you remember? Yeah, when did you first hear it? I don't know. It's just what it is. It's not, yeah, it's not like they're going around in primary school. Yeah, it's not like you know of the word penis.

And then they're like, no, no, it's a willie. Yeah. I think the idea is, funny that um we socially deemed penis to be a no-no but willie is fine william winkie yeah winkie see i don't think i'd use winkie winkies too i wouldn't use any of these like if i'm teaching a child yeah maybe i don't know maybe i don't know maybe i would just be like that's your willie son I fucking hated that eye contact just then

This is your willy son Gandalf talking to Frodo That probably happened though Like this is your Willie son This is your Willie Frodo Like I I don't think a kid looks down And they're like what is that

I did Okay What is that a willy or something What's this penis of mine No no son That is a willy I heard like the worst one of these Types of things

A real one, a real anecdote From somebody who was telling me It was kind of the inverse of the willy thing Like a footh equivalent right This was somebody I was talking to you right and that they said the the terms their parents used

to describe a vagina they called it a mini but you know they called a Willie a Mickey Er I

I fucking hate that Isn't that the worst thing you've ever heard Yeah Oh why do I hate that so much It's wrong I was like really disturbed when I heard that that's not right yeah that's pissed me off

stick to willy and footh for fuck sake yeah Jesus it's not complicated but I'm gonna go on the wiki page I mean I hate footh what that was a visceral reaction

bottom lit by the iPad as well Huh? Just like you hate... I don't think... I think socially, um... Like,

maybe this is a patriarchy thing. Hmm. But people be hating Jainers. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. You know, in any context that isn't, you know. Yeah. You know. you know what do you know what are you talking about it's like cock i mean this this is the

whole basis of the whole pussy era yeah like like d uh trying to de-pucify de-pussifying pussy yeah depussifying people's perception of pussy you know um what de-pussifying people's perception of Pussy. Oh, well, when you put it like that, that makes me my mini tangle. Um, the point being, people, people be hating on China's day to day. Yeah. You know? You think people don't hate on Willys? No, people find them funny. Hmm, because they are. And Bulls. They are funnier. Balls don't get the like myriad nicknames that Willie does, though. No.

Not nearly as many No Not close But like I've got this list here And I was thinking Letterbox style Like we just throw out like a rate

A ranking You know Okay Like four star Three star Okay Are we doing out of five Or out of ten

Out five Okay Unless you want to do ten We can debate about this I don't mind Same It depends Are we gonna do like half stars

And shit I was gonna do half stars Let's do ten then because it's the same thing okay anaconda five no four

no I thought we're doing 10 out of I thought we're doing a 10 I didn't know if you were sticking to yours okay let's do the star system which star the 10 stars the best is six stars that's the highest not the just eat stars I hate the just eat stars let's just do stars

out of 10 no I want to do stars Can we please do stars? Just... Six stars are four stars, though. Okay. Five stars. Right. Anaconda, two star. One.

Bologna Pony, four star. Three. Baldheaded hermit. Two star. Offensive, one. Banana. Five star. Four star.

Birdie. One star. What does Birdie... even referred to you. I've never heard that. What does that? A penis? Are these all penis? All of them. Birdie? Yeah, I guess.

What were you, what were you rating them on? What did you think they were? Just genitalia. All right. You know, I didn't, I didn't know if they were, like, gendered. Okay. Or not just sex. Oh, fucking.

Birdie, I guess, with the budgie smuggler thing, I'll give it a two. Bobby. One. There's a one. Boonga. What? Five. Yeah, there's a five.

Boy. Oh, one. One, I hate that. Cack. That's three. That's poo. No, with a C. No, that's too.

That's confusing. One. Some of these, chode. Five. Yeah, five. Choda. One. You can't just take a good thing and put an arm.

One. Wait. Then there's Chode again, but C-H-O-D-E, the other time was C-H-O-A-D. Oh, C-H-O-A-D-E, 5-S-A. Correct. Chopper. One. Yeah, there's one.

Cigar. That's three. Yeah, I'll give that three. Cock. Five-star? Five-star. Just simple. Corey.

One. I hate so many. Any of these, I really viscerally hate a lot of... Crank. One. Custard Launcher. What? That's three.

That's mouthy. No, I like the word launcher in there. But custard, what does that refer to? It's just gross, you know? It's just slang. It's just minging. But is that, is the custard piss? Custod is like yellow.

Maybe it's a combo. Combined piss. Custin Cermin, you get custard. D. Fucking one. D is five. It's five star, just D. Yeah, four star.

Dick. Five sir? Um, four, five star. Dicklet. That's four. That's a three. So I feel like you could be talking about a person as well.

Dicklet. Yeah. Diddle. One. Yeah, that's a one. Diddle is like a, like a noun. Didly. You know, like a...

There are a few of these. Diddle, Didley and Ding-a-Ling. Oh, and... Ding-dong. And separated ding-a-ling. Ding-dong gets to be like three-four. Yeah, I would say... Yeah, I'd agree.

Those other ones, one. Yeah, all the others are one. Dinger. One. Dingle. Dingle. Why is Dingle on? near. I guess

I guess that kind of works. No, that's the two. No, dingle's poo. Yeah. Two of these are put. But that will be like a good like, you know, someone's pants fall down. You're like, look at dingle dick over there. He's got a little poo dick. Um, go on. Dingus. No, fucking one.

Dingy. Uh, that's a boat. I'll give that one to you. Dink. Um, two Yeah, two Dinkle One One

Dipstick One Fucking I hate that Dirk Dirk Dated U.S. slang That one One

Disco stick Two Two for Dirk Yeah two for Dirk Um I don't know Two for disco stick Ugh Dogbone

Oh One One Dong. Four. Yeah, that's not bad. Donger. Five.

Yeah, that's Australian. That's five. Donkey Kong. One. The thing is, like, if someone says, oh, get your Donkey Kong out. You know, it's like, what do you mean? My chest?

It rhymes with dong. Donkey Kong, take a, combine. Right. Is it, is it, is it, like, um, British. slang. What's the... Oh, uh, Cockney. Cockney. Um, I don't think it is, but

kind of something I get what you're getting it. Doodle. Cuck! Doodoo. Doodle. Doodle. One. One, yeah. Dork.

Dork. Okay. Three. Two. Down. One. That sucks. Why they're fucking. Yeah, one. Because it's, it's, we're not in America. Have we found out who it is?

Wait. No, no, not yet. No, it's 10 o'clock. This is when the... It's when it starts, but we won't know until 4 a.m. No, but the predictions that come out right now. Oh, the polls? Yeah, are like really good...

The exit polls? Yeah, they're really good predictors of... Should I look? Oh, there it is. Britain is doomed. Brough. Look. Jesus.

Wow. A landslide has occurred Yeah Yeah What were you doing At 10 o'clock And Life 4

We were ranking cocks Anyway Fire hose Uh Two Three I see a lot of these For me it's like

Do I immediately associate it with penis Yeah That's kind of the whole thing Right? Like fuck that's the next one um that's too much for me yeah it's nasty but like I know what it means so I'll give it a three gherkin that's that's a four that's a four yeah

hairy canary two one funny for the rhyme hammer one yeah one hog hog five five that's a four hot dog two hot rod hot rod Three. Who, who. Zero. Hooter. Minus zero. It.

Five. Yeah, fine, fine. Jade Stork. What? Jamone. Sorry, Jamoke. What? I can't even say, I'm not even a risk saying that one.

Jimmy. One. Jock. Two. John Thomas. Now, that's Cockney. What does it, like, rhyme with? Cock. I'm gonna just skip through somebody, so I'm getting bored.

Yeah, these fucking... these are dick. Love muscle. Yeah. Master John Goodfellow. What? Membrum virile. What? Five.

Nature's size. Membrum. V rile. Yeah, that one's fire. That sounds like a Star Wars hero. Yeah. One-eyed trouser snake. I hate the one-eyed snake.

That's vile. Purple-headed yogurt slinger. Ah! No, I've changed my mind. Penises are fucking disgusting. I hate them. They're no longer funny. They're just horrible.

They're just too horrible. Yeah, they're nasty. Trow's a monkey, trouser snake. Viral member. Can we end these now? I hate these. Yeah. Jesus.

You can clear the palette with this one from Dick the Head. Question for Jamie. Can we get an energy drink tier list? Oh shit. Monster Lewis Hamilton S tier. That one is S. That is a. crazy drink.

Lewis Hamilton, like, he's given up as far as F1 is concerned. Because he's putting all his effort into that drink. Yeah, and I'm glad about that. Because

drive car fast, what does that do for me? Make Yummer's drink? Yes, please. Does all sorts. That's all I'm going to say on the matter. Red Bull. I'm going to put Red Bull in A. Relentless D

Rockstar D Blue Bolt Blue Bolt fucking B No Blue Bolt A The price The price works And like Tesco's and

Asdas and Morrisons All of theirs Same slot They're all cheap as hell And they get you wired Um What else is there man Coffee?

second i put coffee in a b oh dude no if if you're if you're looking for no coffee's asked here coffee is i love coffee i love coffee um normal monster s no you're pissing me off not the sugar one the sugar free normal monster

They now do green sugar-free monster. Okay. Which, like, I'm not saying this is good for you. Yeah. But. If you got one that has full sugar, how much sugar is in one of those things? 600 grams. It's a lot of sugar in each one.

You're eating, like, half a cake. So not worth it. Well, speaking of not worth it, Tans Sto Boy says, clocks on the wall, talk the bear bears on the wrist. It's the bromance. I heard Randy mention that Humans is considered the best

Gorillas album. I've been a big fan of them since Demon Days. What does Alex actually think about humans, though? And did Randy actually mean, say, Plastic Beach, aka the actual best one. It's a weird, it's like a bizarre album to go back to you.

It's impossible to go back to you. It's impossible to get through without skipping. It's impossible. Yeah. Like, some of those songs feel like they're made to, like, try and test your endurance. Yeah. Some of them are so...

What were they thinking? Well, I know what they were thinking. It was like... Was it anti- Donald Trump? Yeah, because it... The comeback album was like an anti-Trump album, like a... Let's celebrate the end of the world idea.

Yeah, yeah. But it just conceptually didn't come together, I don't think. Yeah, I don't know if it was rushed or what. It... it just didn't work and I man I was coping so hard back then because it'd been a long time since a proper guerrilla's album yeah yeah yeah because remember their comeback single was that really fucking weird like that's right yeah I didn't even hate that song but it's just like that song's fine it's like a weird come

It's a weird one to pick. Yeah, especially when, like, the previous one, you had, like, Stylo and Colin Colley Hill. And before that, like, Feel Good Ink. Like, they each had weirder songs on those albums. Yeah. The mountain fucking monkey or stuff like that. They had their weird songs, but they saved them for the album. It wasn't like, here's our best song.

People like, oh. Yeah. And then the imagery of him. Being in, like, Trump Tower is, like, a nice and subtle, Damon. Yeah. There are a couple songs I'm fine with on there, but... And all the best songs were, like, released as singles after, like, that sleeping... Is it called Sleeping Powder?

Something like that. Um, there was, like, a really good, awesome single that was, like, attached to this wave, but isn't on the album. And it had this weird... After Sleeping Powder? Because Sleeping Powder is a banger. That's a... Didn't that come out shortly after humans came?

Yeah, but it's not on the album. No. But I don't remember there being singles after that. It went quiet for a while, from my memory. It was like the extended version had better songs. Yeah, the extended version had better songs. It had like a push of tea. Yeah, I did.

And that's the song that, um, SpongeBob After All is on. SpongeBob After All. That, Rag and Bone Man. Oh right, yeah, he is on it He's on The Apprentice, yeah Another Trump Illusion Yeah, of course

No, that's not the Pusherty one though, is it? No No I remember the Vince Staples song Being kind of cool Mm-hmm Yeah, it has that song That has like the most awkward chorus of all time

We have the power to be loving each other No matter Yeah Yeah but it's fine though because what was it called the song machine yeah song machine fixed everything yeah it wasn't crazy about the album after that

um but song machine showed that it was possible yeah I was really surprised about how good that selection of songs is yeah yeah it restored faith but I had I had my head more screwed on at the time of humans being out

like it might have been enough for me to be like nope, gorillas, you're done. And like retroactively like take their shit. Really? Yeah, because like looking back like those songs are embarrassing. Like the majority of them. It's a big ass album.

It's like how did you make so many duds? Yeah. You've made like three incredible albums. Sex murder and party. Yes. Jesus Christ a carnival as well yeah that's fun that song sucks but it was it was okay live like they like they had to do that was one of the things the kind of alludes to how bad it was is like they had to rejig a bunch of the songs when they perform it live to make them like interesting

yeah remember that they had like big big like row trumpets that they added and like added other choruses and yeah and that's what it like did they have ideas for these songs and yeah i don't know couldn't finish them Was he working with too many different people? Which might be the case. Like, the variation of features is ridiculous. But I would say the same about Song Machine as well. Yeah.

But it actually works. That's true. And, like, you could even say the same about, like, Plastic Beach or something. It's what, like, Lou Reed and then, like, Snoop Dog and, like, yeah, these little dragon, these completely random. Yeah. Yeah. But the answer is demon is. To the best album?

That's the best one, yeah. You think? Yes. I mean, I agree. I feel like it's got the most consistent tone and, like, texture. I can, like, I can smell that album. Yeah, it's like a stinky album.

Yeah, it's like smoky. Yeah. It's grubby. it makes me think of smoked mackerel but it really doesn't capture like kind of like what the early 2000s felt like yeah it was like a weird mix of like this fearful wartime thing like this afghanistan thing yeah yeah alongside with like the the columbine kind of stuff with the kids with guns but also this weird I don't know wistful kind of hopefulness that was there too with these flying wind mills and this kind of stuff um yeah awesome album and also the the beats go hard

they do but like kids with guns isn't like a subtle illusion but why is that such a bangor but then like what would do sex murder and party um no a the like baseline rocks what What is, like, the hummable bit of sex murder party? How the hell does that song even go? It literally goes, sex murder, sex murder and party. That's the issue of that on. But also, kids with guns is like, the kids with guns bit is obvious. But the stuff he's saying around it is more elusive.

Yeah, poetic and. Yeah. Literary. And have Dooms on that album. Yeah. November has come. Just getting dirty. Getting grimy.

Just getting down in the mud and just enjoying. Yeah. Like a little, like a pig, stuff in his face in the drum. Yeah. Yeah. Like a wild boar. Penultimate one here from Marabler, Riles 98. Question for Jim.

I know you tried to quit smoking in the past. I personally used to vape a lot, but recently switched to Zin or Zine. Have you heard of... And found it to be more enjoyable and has somewhat less than my reliance on smoking. Have you tried switching to Zine in place of Sigs? And if so, how do you like it? But if not, I'd strongly recommend it. Uh...

I'm kind of too baller for that. For Zine. Yeah. No, I don't know if it's... This is one of those like smokeless smokes. Well, I should probably Google it shouldn't I. Z-Y-N. I've heard of F-U-M-F-U-M.

So this is Z-Zine. Smokeless tobacco-free way to enjoy nicotine. I guess it's a pouch? Pop under your lip. For maximum enjoyment, for 5 to 10 minutes, up to 30 minutes to scarred the pouch in the waste compartment after use?

Yeah, the only thing with that is that I'm pretty sure it's not much good for your teeth. Not that smoking or vaping is good for your teeth. Under your... What does it, like, stain your tooth or something? You put it like up there.

Oh, really? That's what I'm saying, does it like stain or something? Well, I mean, smoking makes your gums recede I'm pretty sure vaping does too I think it's a nicotine thing as much as a tobacco thing

maybe this zine version maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong you clearly don't know much about zines I don't know much about zine I'm going to be honest I don't know much about zine but if I'm going to quit no that's that's cope um I haven't given it a shot

um maybe I will I don't know It's just If Zine works as advertised it could be a gold mine Yeah I think

Maybe It would be nice Maybe it would be Bad Might be horrible Well the thing is Like when I vaped I ended up vaping Way more nicotine than I

was smoking. Yeah. So then when I went back to smoking, I was smoking way more than I was before I started. Vaping is like, it's too good of a technology. Yeah. It's way too good. Because like you see, I saw someone like, it was like a mother like driving her children around in her car and she's like, because of the technology, you can just vape anywhere.

So like, you just vaping around driving, vaping right after you bring their groceries in, vaping right after you've gone to the toilet, vaping up. You never have to stop. Yeah, because that also made my, like, habit worse, because I never had to get up and go outside. Mm-hmm. You know? True. If my hand is free, then I am capable of doing this.

So, yeah. I don't know. I'm thinking about it often, though. Well, let's end on this one from Jeremy Doug, and it's not really a question, more of an anecdote. hello jar me and my friends are from swindon and have been jar media fans for quite a while in the next week or so we will be going down to calm to try the famous sammy kebab we will update you on our review after if you were ever around in swindon i would recommend the girt wings truck that's always around near the abandoned oasis building

side note i recently went to outbreak festival and found two other jar fans who knew about sammies as well. Let's go. Dude, we should be getting a revenue stream from Samuel. Yeah, this should be like a referral thing. Yeah. It's like, dude, Sammy,

hello. To be fair, I was waiting to cross the road and he was driving by it and he saw me and he went. Hey. And I'm like, hell, fucking yeah, Sammy. Such a legend.

Fine, free advertising then. He only sees me when I'm socially anxious or like way over. drop. But he's still kind enough to be like, my man. Yeah. Yeah. The abandoned oasis building.

What isn't an abandoned building if we're talking about Swindon? You don't need to specify that at this point. Yeah. It's just safe to assume. Dude, I was walking through a part of Swindon that I've never walked through before. It's getting crazy in some point. hearts of it. Dude, I don't know if you've seen this part.

There's, there's, like, this semi-fancy bit. Yeah. Um, where, like, the McDonald's is. Uh-huh. If you get to the bank and you see, like, it, there's a line. Yeah, yeah. No, I have been there, yeah. You have, where it's like the new road, and then it just changes to this old, like,

cobble street. No, it literally becomes, it literally becomes Blightown. There are videos of it. There are filters and everything. No, there are a monster. multiple like TikToks of people that like go there and make like curse TikToks of like how fucked Swindon is because it like it just becomes it's just yeah people get off the train and they're like oh my god but like you turn one corner and it's like oh this is a kind of modern this turn one corner oh shit yeah blightown like everything's a banking shop yeah or like a weird bar thing and like there'll be like a motorbike like with one wheel tied to a lamppost and shit

with a policeman stood next to it yeah like that's what I saw last time I was there I'm just walking through like how have I never seen this this is dire yeah yeah there's like bodies piled up yeah yeah

no there's going to be some crazy environmental storytelling when someone comes to explore the whatever Swindon becomes that feels like proof that we're in a simulation because it's like the biome

N. Yeah, yeah, it's that awkward line where the desert becomes like a snowy tundra or well. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy, man. Yeah, someone needs to go there and document that before it's too late. Before it gets gentrified. It's kind of like, yeah, it's like

stumbling into like a fallout shanty town. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty hardcore But I do love going there I don't shit bit Yeah, I love going there You're spending time there

Mm-hmm Yeah That feeling of like instant adrenaline The second of your feet Am I gonna make it out this time? Yeah Yeah Will I survive

Yeah Well We might survive long enough To not be scummed anymore In the Swindon back alleys Yeah Well, who knows? Kea might sorted.

Blasting humans in the slums of Swindon. Sing one other song from that album. Sing one other song from that album. From humans. Yeah. That we haven't sung today already. Um. Oh, fuck.

The other one there. Today's going to be the awesomest day I've ever heard so far. Everything is awesome. Yeah. Fucking Lego movie-ass music. Yeah. Well, nice one, Kea. That's what you've raw.

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