JAR Media Posdact - the W⚓️ KING

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:55 Housekeeping 26:10 CBT - Elon Ranker Musk 39:28 Mid Break 41:02 Questions: Best Colour 42:43 More Race Riots 55:39 Addressing The FNaF Controversy 56:38 Jack is MAD 1:00:29 Last Chopper out of Stable Childhood 1:05:44 Sekiro Jerk Off 1:12:14 Being Honest about the Podrace #BroCastS7E23

Good at a dood, body, I'm Alex, joined by Jim, and this is Brokast, season 7, episode 23, numbers going up and up for this season, longest season. 2, 3, 2, 3, 2,

21. It's a Saturday, isn't it? Saturday? It is, yeah. I feel like we haven't recorded on a Saturday in years. Yeah. In bloody years, isn't it?

In bloody 100 years. is so this is the uh this is the comedy training podcast yes and also um we should probably yeah keep this in the front end just so you know as a warning this is a political free speech um center extreme far right that's right that's far right comedy training yeah anti-woke um yeah whatever you want really um yeah maybe know that one. Be that, beat that, it's fine.

And yeah. Yeah, man. I got Lego on the disc. I got beer in my tummy. What's the first joke of today's comedy lesson? Am I right? Am I right?

Is he right? Am I far right? Am I far right? That's good, man. Was that good? I like that one. We got Bubby boy in the building. Yeah, we got

Um, shrimp. Shrimp. Yeah, he's, he's got the proportions of like a shrimp. Bubba. Yeah, you can imagine like deep frying him and he's like all curled up like a shrimp. He'd be good in, um, one of those seafood boils, you know? A seafood broth. A bubby, bubby boil.

Bubby broth. Bubby broil. Boiled bubby broth. So, uh, this, this is one of those occasions where the, the title is already cemented. Yeah. so we have to force. Do you think Whanka King or King Wanker is better?

I prefer King Wanker. The Wanker. No, Wanker King. I like the Kking. Wanker King. I like that. Wanker King. And yeah, you'll find out why soon enough.

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Yeah, I'm strong and powerful tonight. Yeah, that's why Mr. Burns always did it. Excellent. So let's do some housekeeping. We round off the conversations from the pre-vile weak aisle. From last year. From last year. Um, starting with ribbable buffalo.

Oh, sorry, bribeable buffalo. Fucking out, off to a good start. Brimba ball. To a epic buffalo. Don't mention the buffalo around me, please. Yeah. Oh, bloody, do go on. That was it.

Oh. We'll never stop. Bloody. Oh, yeah, we had a couple of people writing about, because we're talking about the bricks and minifigs scandal. And we mentioned, like, is that the Mormon state? And it wasn't, whichever one we were saying it was. Ahoy.

Chimera. Was it, were you talking about Ohio? I didn't think it was Ohio. Maybe it was? I can't remember. No, Oregon. Yeah, it was Oregon. Yeah, because the Oregon Trail, yeah.

Oregon. That's incredible that I remembered anything, ever. Organo trail. The oregano. What do they say? Oregano. Irrigano. Yo, babe, pass their oregano?

Hey, I'd like to zip this up with some oregano. Sorry, I'm busy with the bloody aluminum. You mean a little bit old, but? You mean aluminum, right? Hey, you mean aluminum, dog, right? But Chi Amara says, Utah is the main Mormon state. It's one of the most bizarre, corrupt, and beautiful places in America. Nah.

A Martian landscape run by a 19th century Christian sect who were exiled into the desert, tried to start their own country called Deseret. That's lazy, man. Develop their own alphabet, but built world-class temples in a unique style. and now run their own pseudo nation within the US crazy world building over here and um sauciest in town said dear jimmy jim boy in big al first of all i'd like to correct you guys and say that utah is the mormon state in america not oregon we disagree this is rather important for my story because i'm actually originally from oregon and moved here to utah i keep feeling like i'm saying it

wrong you is it utah it just sounds weird and a british accent utah Utah. That also sounds like a Pokemon. Uta. Go Utah! For university. Go oregano. The culture here in Utah is very interesting, but being around so many Mormons is an insane culture shock.

I realized that my life experiences are not even close to being the same as the majority of people in Utah. I was somewhat of a rowdy teenager in high school, and I'll hear people here say things like, yeah, I was such a bad kid. I like watch porn and read anti-Mormon literature. Like it's not a competition or anything, but I literally dropped acid in my friend's garage every weekend and would regularly sneak out of school to go to make MtMA. It's an entirely different world here. Another thing that's weird about the culture here is that there's a weird amount of return missionaries, 20 to 24 year olds, who come back from their missions completely radicalized by neo-Nazi ideology. This is really odd because Joseph Smith, the founder of their religion, had a great deal of respect for Judaism and baked Jewish traditions and ideals into Mormonism.

The reason I know this is because my housemate is a Holocaust denier. I came home to find him and his friends talking about it. And I told him that if I ever heard him talk about that kind of shit again, then we would have a problem. So far, I haven't heard him talking about it since. Take his ass out. What a fucking piece of shit. I don't know why this problem exists,

but I think there's something about existing in a culture where you're basically told what to believe and how to behave that makes it easier to be fooled by these kind of ideologies. I don't think it was a good idea to be doing all these drugs at 16 years old, but I do think that the fact I was brought up an environment where I was able to make my own decisions and observation. about the world, myself, that has made me and other people like me more difficult to trick by these people. I don't know. Education definitely helps as well. It's pretty easy to shut down the majority of neo-Nazis

claims because they're extremely stupid and I've no idea what they're talking about. I don't really have a lesson to be learned from any of this. I don't know how to stop this from happening. Anyway, bear bear, glib shit or whatever the fuck. Love me. Bear-bear. Well done, me. Bear-bear. That's crazy. Oregon to... crazy law. To utter.

America doesn't feel like it should exist as it does. It's a crazy, crazy, crazy place. It feels like, yeah, setting from like a book. Yeah, yeah. It's absurd. And what's craziest is how, like, normal Americans think it is. Because to them, obviously, it is. But, like, on a global perspective, it's like, you know, we all, like,

everywhere else in the world is siding, you guys. Yeah, we think you're crazy. You are a crazy, crazy nation. And like... And this is coming from fucking Britain. Yeah, everywhere's got their issues, man. But America is nuts. You know?

Yeah. Like, nuts. I think they were right, though, about the idea of like... I mean, like, not to sugar goat this, but like... You're kind of groomed. If you're, like, born into, like, a hyper Mormon family, like, you don't really have a chance. Being born into America, you're being born into America, you're being... being groomed from the get-go anyway.

To like nationalism. Yeah. Yeah. That is the case everywhere to an extent. But, yeah, the, putting on top of that, like, again, America's far more religious than... Yeah, way more than here. Like, what chance do you actually have if you were born into the extreme Mormon family? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it's kind of, of course it's going to affect, like, the way you think and the way you interpret the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're just, you're not getting an honest kind of... Genuinely, every, every... years that goes by I feel like I achieve a new level of understanding

and I think I like having the parents we did and the just our life experiences with our upbringing I feel like I've started at like a fortunate

position It's an innate advantage to be Yeah To not be brainwashed from like Dayd up To be allowed to like To have things presented to you as if they're not like a A ground level truth

Outside of like science I guess Which some religious people would say is like a type of indoctrination But I just That actually maps on to my reality in a way that's like That makes sense Yeah yeah This explains some things for me, whereas all the other shit is like this doesn't really,

maybe on some kind of spiritual level, deep down it might, but not like that. No. Yeah. Dr. Worm official says Alex referring, Alex referring to men's changing rooms as a very non-sexual environment is one of the biggest lies on the cast yet. Is that projection from them,

or am I just forgetting how many cocks I've sucked in men's changing rooms? To me, that's not a sexual life. That's just saying they're high, you know? Yeah, yeah. Well, a little finger up the bum is just like... That's how we say hi in England. Yeah, in the changing rooms. You're like, geese.

You're right, slops. Osteau Moore says, I don't like those weird four-legged things that walk around the set, whatever they are. Please don't put them in the next cast. Oh. They're not walking around, so it's fine.

Yeah, true. He's kind of cringly on his side. Four legs is crazy, though, when you think about it. Isn't it crazy that dogs think that's normal? I mean, it is normal to them. It's way more, like, if you go for a hike with a dog and it's

kind of rough terrain, they really are like way better at navigating. Oh God, yeah. They're like, oh, I'm going to slip over and I'm going to hurt my precious brain. Yeah, but dogs can't drive fucking cars, can they. Some can. I've seen videos of it. They can, like, go on skateboards. Yeah, they can, they're great at skateboards.

They can invest in, like, meme coins. They are meme coins. Yeah, but they're not very good at coding. are they? Give it time. Give it time. Give it time. Give it time. They're going to be coding soon with those buttons.

Feed me, feed me. Oh yeah. I always wonder if those are like just bullshit or not. Oh, they're fake as fuck. It's just some AI robot dog. I believe like there are collies out there that could probably like do equations. Yeah, or write like a Shakespeare. Yeah, forget about like a thousand monkeys on typewriters.

Like a thousand collies. One collie and. like six buttons yeah yeah you got some awesome an experimental drug cocktail and then you got like the next big novella yeah the next um

papella the next papella the next papella Charlie boardman is pissed off and said diet coke is the worst drink ever really it's not the worst drink ever there's fucking wait root beer yeah fucking it can we just can we rag on americas for

Wanker King. Oh, wanker king is just ragging on America. Who the fuck invented root beer? It's like the shitters fucking drink. It's genuinely disgusting. What flavor it's supposed to be? Because it's not even root.

Like, roots like good for you. Yeah. Dought. Dut would be nicer. What flavor is root beer? Yeah. Yeah, I was excited to try it because it was in like every kid's part of everything.

Billy and Mandy and shit. And then when we try it in America, it was like, dude. We couldn't even finish it and like. Yeah. Back then, my sweet tooth was in, my sweet tooth's crazy now, but back then my sweet tooth was insane. But I, and I will eat or drink most anything. But root beer, fuck that.

Cream soda? Fuck that. I actually, a good cream soda can be good. No, disgusting. Root beer is a sweet carbonate and caffeine-free soda characterized by rich earthy and creamy taste. Flavor notes most prominently vanilla, winter green, licorice, molasses and cinnamon. maybe we just had like a really bad one or something I've tried re-bair since I'm pretty sure in it

yeah it's fucking horrible root beer float like you poo in it got a floater in my beer of root baby drop on an appetizing name as well it's like what you've like harvested a fucking ent and you're drinking it yeah yeah well I always liked the

like as a kid it's like oh it's a beer it's like beer for kids right right butter beer from Harry Potter or whatever beer and Dobby's beer. Yeah, Dobby's beer fucking tastes like Dobby's Jina like fucking disgusting. Fucking juicy. Dobby's Jiner is

full of like what do you call it? Cooterance. Cooterance, thank you. Yeah. Two more for this section. John Fro-Mez says, I've been watching early Eps of the POSD Act and I'm genuinely surprised you lot didn't become an anti-woke alt-right channel.

Oh my God, yeah. Thanks I guess lads. Because to be honest, 90% of my opinions are from you. so you had the potential to create an in-soul loser baby. We were in-soul loser babies for a time. Every single, like, market force was like, go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, everyone we watched on YouTube was doing the same thing. Oh, my God, yeah.

It makes you wonder just how many people from that era just have stayed exactly. It's fucking sad, man. And also, don't get your opinions from us. like listen this is the fucking thing like through a filter man listen to what people are saying don't mimic what people are saying like so much i'm sure we talked about this last episode but so much of what i hear people saying is just regurgitation like run it through your fucking brain you know sorry it sounds like i'm having a go at you but like i guess i am to a degree that like that that kind of thought is is how you get reform politics you got to like

Yeah, you got to like check yourself. And but if you hear someone make a statement and you're like, oh, and it's something you want to repeat. But be also read on on the topic. I think that's the most important thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So don't don't just believe what people say on its face. Yes.

Because like we're very emotion led. Yep. We're like feelings led. So it's very easy to just go down emotional paths. that feel like they're true or right. And it's tough because sometimes you're gonna be wrong. We are wrong a lot. I'm wrong all the time.

I've got no issue saying that. But a lot of people seem to struggle with that, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. And our last one here, unless you had anything else to say on that. Which did you or not? Did? Maybe.

Okay. Sorry, I'm mesmerized by the disco lights. Yeah, is it too distracting? No, no, it's fine. It gives my brain something to visual. Don't go towards the light. Don't go towards the light. I can't help me.

It's so beautiful. Who wanted the poo poo? Frodo, stop walking towards that. It's just one ant. I'm just something like a bug's life thing in the moment. The German fucking caterpillar. Us ya, what's wanting a red bull? Fill me.

I like the ladybug. I like the ladybug. Who you're fucking calling, baby Was that the first trans Pixar character? Well, you're calling a lady, bug. Yeah. Yeah.

Woke gone fucking mad in 1988. I'll ask him for this episode from No-Hash. I mean, he did not come out in 1980, for the record. It was like 90s or something? It was in the 90s. Yeah, Noah. She has a last one who's very pissed off at us. Fuck you.

I don't really get Sony cinematic game hate from somebody whose favorite game is Red Dead 2. I know it's not exactly the same type of cinematic game, but it's like shitting on fries and loving potato wedges, IMO. Which, to be honest, I'd actually find that to be an okay take.

Yeah, that would be a touchy bad comparison. Yeah. But also, like, no one's done it like Red Dead 2. Must be real. As far as that kind of game is concerned, that is the stand. And also, it came out fucking nearly a decade ago.

We had a lot of games since then. So you're allowed to be sick of something that's like getting old. But no, but, but that, But that's, this is fucking stupid. I'm sorry, this comment is dumb as fuck. Block this asshole, A. No, I was just a long-standing darling, man.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Okay, just docks him and send people to attack. Okay, I docks him. That's a new one. Like, docks. Yeah, docks. Docks this fucking. Docks and destroy.

Docks. Right. If you can say that. Scrap everything I previously said. It's time to start adopting our opinions without disagreement. But that's, that's a weak, there's a big, vast. gap between what like god of war does and what red dead two does yeah okay there's way more like gamey game to red dead two than god of war and also maybe i didn't explain what my issue is with

god of war fail whatever is um to me that those well primarily well yeah the obvious yeah yeah that's the yeah that's the yeah thank you i didn't want to use the w word but no for me it was more like um this this might be a hot take but i think so Something like naughty dogs into galactic is way more interesting to me as a concept as like, oh, it's something new. It's like a studio that does that kind of thing, the cinematic thing. And like you don't really know what it is. Whereas like, there's nothing really exciting about that. Yeah, true.

Maybe it'll be good. Like, I agree that like, I'm sure it will be good. Yeah, I don't think it's going to be a bad game. It's just like not exciting to me in the same way that like the original God of War, 2018. Revit was, and Ragnarok to a degree as well, which I did enjoy. Didn't really stick with me in the same way, and it has like some actual bad sequences in it, but yeah, it's good. Yeah, I do.

They have very quality. Yeah, for sure. But there is a gulf. I'm sorry. And even, um, this might get some people's hackles up, including you. But I think like, um, ghost of Tsushima. What about it? Way fucking better than God of War.

I'm telling you. They're two different. There's apples and oranges. Nah, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I tried with that game, but I can't play games like that. I can't do it. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. No, God of War. God of War's good as fuck. I sound like I'm shitting all over it. But like, there's, there's a, an aspect of PlayStation fucking games where it's the, The slow walk dialogue moments.

And, oh, I heard a funny, um, funny way of describing them. The third person, uh, squeezing through a gap game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? That I can understand more because that's like, okay, you're probably doing a bit of, like, loading and hiding it. Don't do the fucking slow walk talk shit. Like, I, unless you're going to do a Gears 3 thing where you can just press the backbone and skip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, Arkham City and shit. Like, that's fine. Like, you. You can have that shit in there. Make it skippable. Why the fuck on my third... Like, I always think,

oh, like, I'll watch a Spider-Man movie and be like, I kind of want to play the Spider-Man video game now. Oh, wait, there's like the riding the bike bit with fucking Harry. That you can't skip. Oh, there's the Mary Jane bits. The amusement park. Yeah, the amusement park.

That's actually a case where you can skip most of it. So, yeah, you don't have to do all the games and shit. But, yeah, like, why you? you forcing me to do that? What, like, after the first play-through, I never want to do that again. Yeah, because it's the open world aspect to me that's like I have the fatigue on, where it's like, yeah, right. They're not interesting, like, design ways from that. Like, when I played Spider-Man 2, I didn't do any of the side. I just did the main story and never played it again. Yeah, right. I just don't care. I don't want to be like, no, that's, that's the stuff I want in the game.

Like, have the open world, like, especially in a Spider-Man game, there has to be open-world shit. I'm not saying it shouldn't be that way. I'm just saying, like, I'm just saying, like, I have such a fatigue from the amount of, like, games like that, the checkbox games that I've played. Yeah, right. That, in and of itself, isn't what guides me through it, or, like, is what I'm hype about. The movement through it of the, like, actual environment school. But, like, the checkbox shit, like, doing towers and, like, revealing an area and then, like, a bunch of icons pop up. Like, I'm just over that.

Yeah, for sure. Um, Spider-Man 2 isn't so much a victim of that, I'd say. Um, it's more of a victim of the usual Sony boring shit. like a god of war is full of it as well it's like and the the overreliance on set pieces because like the the moments in uh

and i think again this is an example where spider man does it really fucking well the the set pieces are like yeah they're amazing but i also think they're very good in god of war as well they are good um but like i'm not jumping on a game for the fifth time

to do the like dragon riding set piece from god of war you know the reason i'm i'm jumping on arkham city for my 20th play through is because the combat is fun as far i get that but also like that's one of my favorite parts in god of war 2018 is that yeah i love that bit but i've never got to it again i've the tension of it when you're like running it's like super simple but like just from a narrative's perspective yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like yeah yeah yeah really cool. Yeah, for a first play-through.

I think that would hit on a second as well. I'm sure it would, but I've never gotten that far because, like, there's too many walkie-talkie fucking boring-ass shit, you know? I'm, like, if you're going to do walkie-talkie bits, have subway surfers in the corner. Like, have that as an option. Or at least the way to link, like, your phone so it can be there. Yeah, yeah. So you can be, like, FaceTiming someone or Discord. Yeah.

Yeah. Or, like, have an option to stream, like, an entire season of, you know? the Sopranos. Yeah, or like have Kaysen out there at least. Yeah, or just like some stranger that you've never seen before, just in the bottom section, like reacting. Yeah, he's like... And he's saying nothing, just

looking. Or like he's like crying, like, and like, whew! Yeah, or just like leaning on his arm just like nodding a bit. Yeah, yeah. You know? Just give me something. A bit of validation, yeah, give me something. Like, oh, don't even get me started. Ghost of Sushima is a fucking piece of shit game.

though. Don't get me started in here. Don't get the R word in here. Speaking of our word, we got CBT to do. And this is an important one because it feeds into the title of the show and it's all becoming like full circle like like like I'm getting in my Maca, my CBT Macon. My cool big. Do you know what movie I think is worth a watch?

The Hugh Jackman Robot Fighting one. Oh, real steel. Real steel, that's a bell's a fucking classic. That was Sean Levy, he directed that. That was Sean Levy, that one. Do you know who Sean Levy is? Free guy. Free guy director.

Did you know that? Well, now I do, because you just told me. Yeah. Now I learn a thing or two. Sean Levy do a poo. That was a good joke. Have you considered, um, freestyling as a career? Yeah.

I waited, I waited, I waited, I waited, I waited. My son looks Korean. Okay, so I think, this is CBT, cringe-based tough. Yeah, man. I bring up some quotes from a real person, a fake person, someone historical, a philosopher, an actor, comedian, a ranter. Doesn't matter who. Michael Kane. Could be Michael Kane.

How did you guess that? Apparently Michael Kane is a fatty. Has a fatty or is a fat. Has a fatty. Oh, yeah, no doubt. I think, I think you're going to get this. pretty quick, but you might not. Let's see. So rate this one starting with based on current trends. No, no, I won't do that one first. I'll do this one first. I'm thinking of starting a new university.

Texas Institute of Technology and Science. It will have epic merch. Elon Musk. You got it. Yeah. Okay, all cringe just looking for. I know it. Yeah. This was a suggestion from Lom who said, do an Elon Musk CBT and also thoughts on Elon now

being a trillionaire. I don't know if you've seen this news. Is he a trillionaire? He's officially a trillionaire. I think it was as of yesterday from recording. He's officially a trillionaire and we're hyped.

We're going to Mars, baby. Finally. Finally. Yeah. So I wanted to go through some of these because I'd forgotten about some of it. So that one, the Texas Institute and Technology

and science. That's cringe. Is tits. Can I put my own one in quick? Tits. Well, that was the joke is it will have epic merch because it was, the acronym is Tits. Oh, okay. Yeah, and calling it epic merch, he's like, oh my God, dude. Yeah, yeah.

He's missed the word epic. He's missed being ironic about the word epic, and then he's like using it in earnest in what year was that? I didn't know that. Yesterday. Yeah, it was really like a week ago. Yeah, cringe Can I just put one in quickly? Yep

I'm darkmagger That's tough Ooh That is tough I forgot about that one That's what is insane Because he tweets like He tweets like a 4,000 times a day

So there's so many to choose from That was one he said verb Yeah Yeah Which was cool Oh can I do another one Yeah Um

This is the chainsaw Of bureaucracy It's tough as fuck that goes so hard. What a fucking loser. I got this one from 23 telling advertisers

to go fuck themselves. If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear?

So that was when advertisers were pulling out of X because of regarding anti-Semitic content on the platform. Yeah. Regarding him openly being an Nazi. There was more on that

Because the one I was about to read to start off with Was based on current trends Probably close to zero new cases in US 2 by April He tweeted that in 2020 In March of 2020 Yeah Yeah

He repeatedly downplayed its severity He called public panic over the virus dumb And made the incredibly inaccurate prediction That the US cases would drop to near zero Within a month He followed this up by calling Government-mandated lockdowns Fascist

challenging Vladimir Putin to single combat in 2022 Elon Musk wouldn't know a fascist if you saw one in the mirror I hear by challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat Stakes are Ukraine Shortly after Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022 Musk took to Twitter to bizarrely challenge the Russian president A one-on-one fight to decide the fate of the war Why does he want Russia to take Ukraine

Probably he'd be fucking clapped threatening federal employees this is a recent one 2025 failure to respond will be taken as a resignation I hate that he is the wanker king bro he's a fucking wanker I hate he's the king of all wankers

I hate this motherfucker should we make the Elon rant public do you think it's time oh yeah it just might be outdated now it's not I really because I had the same thought I re-listened to it the other day and was like yep there's just more stuff I could add. Yeah, yeah. I mean, enough time and there's, yeah. I mean, yeah, make it public.

Yeah. He, um, there's more. These are all just default, wanker cringe. Yeah, yeah. Um, suggests the woke mind virus killed his child. Oh my God. And the, the woke mind virus killed my son. So, so misgendered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, can we, like, just for this one, CBT, E, Um, evil. Evil. Evil wanker. Evil wanker, yeah. King wanker. E.W. He's an evil wanker on most of these so far.

Uh, that child, though, did reply in a pretty hardcore way. Yeah, I listened to a podcast with her. I'm legally recognized as a woman in the state of California, and I don't concern myself with opinions, the opinions of those who are below me. Yeah. Get flogged. Um, oh, here we go. Musk sparked huge controversy in January when he made a gesture at a celebration for Trump's inauguration that many say resembled a Nazi salute. Resumbled. He denied that the gesture he made, putting his hand on his chest, then straightening his arm out in front of him with his palm facing down was a Nazi salute.

Quote, every politician or speaker has made the exact same gesture and yet there are still people out there and I've never harmed a single person, Musk claimed. He later hung up his political hat. Yeah, tell that to all the people who have lost, like, fingers and limbs in your factories. This is a good one. Compare himself to Buddha. When speaking about the Department of Government Efficiency earlier this year, Musk compared himself to Buddha. When asked about what would happen when he stepped back from the department,

Musre replied, is Buddha needed for Buddhism? Was it not stronger after he passed away? Then he suggested, quote, Doge is a way of life Like Buddhism Fuck you, dude Like I know it's a meme That we like clown on Musk constantly

But this, we're allowed to this time Now he's a trillionaire wanker Like king wanker Will we not allowed before? What? No, of course we were But like, you know There's the balance of like

You don't want every episode To just be the same thing again Yeah, yeah, yeah We haven't for a bit Yeah, we've left him alone for a while Ever since the end of Doge Uh Yeah, we've

And like, whenever I use Twitter, I've got him like muted so I don't see any of it Musk claimed the woke mind virus propagates like cortiseps or cordyceps through government and corporations fuck you the left is the party of murder

that's what he quote tweeted with the Charlie Kirk assassination as if the left has any power in America at all America doesn't even know America doesn't even know what the left is. This is a crazy one.

As if the previous ones weren't. South Africa won't allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was born there, simply because I am not black. We were offered many times the opportunity to bribe our way to a license by pretending that a black guy runs Starlink S.A., but I have refused to do so on principle. Racism should not be rewarded,

no matter to which race it is applied. Shame on the racist politicians in South. Africa. They should be shown no respect whatsoever anywhere in the world and shun for being unashamedly racists. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy. To call South Africa racist against white people. Like, what world can you... What world can you possibly live in? Lauren Southern, I remember, made a documentary about that kind of shit, yeah, um. Unbelievable. Unfucking believable. This is a one. In December of 2022, comedian Dave Chappelle brought Musk out as a surprise guest during a stand-up set. Dave Chappelle did. Yeah, I don't know why the fuck you'd. In San Francisco, the crowd immediately

erupted into heavy, sustained booing that lasted for several minutes. Shaken by the rare face-to-face rejection, Musk took to his platform to post this highly defensive, mathematically specific math copypaster, trying to convince everyone it was actually 90% cheers. He deleted the tweet shortly after the tweet was quote technically it was 90% cheers and 10% booze except during quiet periods but still that's a lot of booze which is a first time for me in real life frequent on Twitter it's almost as if I've offended San Francisco's unhinged leftists but nah fuck you um holy fuck our headquarters in San Francisco past this is a quote past night assumed its avatar as a product of a generic anime studio. Also, we painted over the W in Twitter, so now it reads

Titter. After buying Twitter, Musk tried to implement a series of edgy office pranks. Landlords legally prevented him from removing the W from the building's exterior sign, so we simply had the W painted the exact same colour as the background billboard, so it looked like it said titter. He proudly posted the result delighting in a joke that most teenagers would find dated. And the last one, unless you got something to say on that. No, no. This is back to the... Oh my God, yeah.

You can't remember all this shit because it's just so fucking insane. To clear our platform's name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League. Oh, the irony. When advertisers began, leaving acts due to rising hate speech, Musk blamed the Anti-Defamation League, a Jewish civil rights organization for his lost revenue.

He threatened a massive lawsuit tweeting under the hashtag, ban the ADL. The irony he pointed out was entirely self-inflicted and the threatened lawsuit never actually materialized, leaving the tweet looking like a horror internet tantrum. Fuck you. Yeah. See, this is what happens when you have, like,

major lack of love from your father. Yeah, it always comes back to mommy or daddy issues, everything. Yeah. fucking people. Yeah. Yeah, look into like every billionaire. Trump as well. Trump and Elon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And, um, like, all of them. They all have like, personality disorders. Yeah, because, because they weren't, like, cuddled. They weren't cuddled and they,

they were either weaned too early or too, or never. Like, yeah. Never waned. You need to be weaned, son. You got to listen to more wean, son. Your mom. is out of milk boy your mom is out of milk so any any anything on him being a trillionaire

like it was inevitable like it's been going that way obviously he may yeah yeah thousands of dollars like a minute or whatever yeah it's it's even more moral now to um to tax him yeah yeah to tax him really hard yeah super hard like tax him hard yeah so let's know your thoughts on um the epic trillionaire yeah he's gonna take him To the moon to the stars. At least he's going to take us to the moon to the stars. To bars. Elon or Mars doing the X.

Yeah, his little tummy, his little chubby tummy is packing out. I'm developing a bit of chubby tummy these days, though. I just can't stop eating. That's fine. Just like these messages. Dun dun da-dun. Frankers on PS5 out now PlayStation

Oh, me money This is wild Downloads on day Downloading wankers on my Xbox Which one is Bart's real scream? Yeah I was thinking the other day I was like

Don't hurt yourself That's a good joke Have you told that? to the comedy audience. No, I was thinking, like, you know, I'm like, and then I was like, I looked in the mirror and I was like,

you're nearly 30. Been there, done that, man. Yeah, you're nearly 40. Good. Good. Apparently, that's when men reach their, like, peak attractiveness. Really?

40s. Really. I'm just going to be a fat fucking blood bull. I'm going to be Tim. I'm straight. I'm going to be tight. Yeah. And then suddenly all these ladies are going to be like, whoa, are you Tim?

Yeah, I'm Tim, baby. Yeah, I'm him. What of it? What do you care? Welcome to the second half then when we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit or pluck a couple from the group chat on the Patreon as well. starting off with this one from 15 lurking jelly bean smirking Nice

Who says can we get a favorite color update for June of 2026? I'm a fan of green myself Oh, I was gonna say green Are you actually? I always say green I love green I think green because I was always into the green Bionicle, this you know Lua Loua! Oh, Lua!

I think But I think like plants I think green is so soothing, organic, you know, like, think video games, right? Yeah, green. Green is always like

The Matrix text, it's green, life. You know, actually life is normally red. Also love and hate it. Healing. And blood. No, blood's red. Yeah, that's what I said. I like wearing olive green as well. That's like my favorite color.

I know I'm not wearing any today. My hat's green, but that's downstairs. Army. Army green. Well, I wear a combat. I wear like an army jacket. No. Jez from peep shirts.

That's, yeah. Or Army Man from Army. From Army of two. Yeah. What a belt review. Do you want to do an Army of Two review? I actually played a lot of that game. Did you?

Yeah. I didn't. Mine would be purple. Gringe, royalist. fucking cringe. What? Purple's the royal color.

They didn't know that shit. Yeah, they do. They literally did. They have a copyright on purple. Rachel Reeves is a fucking Leng Ting says UK race riots again. Yeah.

Speaking of fucking the King wanker. Yeah. Oh, it's Troop the Color today. What? No, tomorrow, today? What's that? It's like the King's official birthday. So,

the king gets two birthdays. Yeah, it is today. I didn't know that. Trooping the color. He gets the two birthdays. They have like the royal birthday, which is today, and then his real birthday when he was actually born.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. That's what trooping the color is, apparently. That's stupid. Fuck that. Yeah,

fuck. And so it just means he gets a bunch of goodies paid for by the taxpayer once again. Cool. Awesome. They just pillage our shit and live in, luxury fuck them

I hate them I hate the royals I'm a bloody royal yeah yeah yeah blood day oh don't mind if I do I own the bloody colour purple I own the country

don't you know yeah so I guess they're referencing the Belfast stuff all kicked off yep it's just like a regular like weekly occurrence now yeah

we got agitators like funded by their own selfish needs or by like enemies that want to

cause destruction the thing is everyone falls for it yeah I um oh no my glasses broke that's annoying

but then all the you just see the aftermath of it and it's like all these people that are like yeah like I just had my house burned down

nothing to do with it these great patriots destroying all these buses and trains and like wow that's going to solve shit you know that's going to make your material conditions in this place better you doing that fucking idiots

I don't know man it's what's most frustrating to me is like I was saying to you earlier when we were grabbing a coffee like my YouTube shorts have just become right-wing propaganda anti-immigrant propaganda and so boring that it works

it works what's most annoying is the one I saw today was like Rishi tried to warn us and it was from the debate where Rishi versus Kea and Rishi was like you vote for him and you can say goodbye to border

security and this, that and the other. Horse shit. But like the, so the statement is borders have like gotten worse. Like immigration has increased where that's not the truth. Faction has dropped like crazy. It has. I think it's like 80%. Yeah.

It's fucking criss. It's plummeted. And we're in a worse economic state than ever. And. Because surprise, surprise. It didn't magically just fix everything. Yeah, yeah. But that doesn't matter.

because we can get into that but but like the people saying that and then you read the comments and everyone's like oh man yeah I wish I'd never voted labor type shit and it's not fucking true just because like a Somalian killed a guy recently doesn't mean that immigration is up yeah you know those two things aren't but like people see a a non-rength awful act of violence and associate the two. It's the same people who are anti-group identities until an individual does something heinous. Yeah, yeah. And then it's, yeah, it's fucking insane. Yeah. And what did happen in Belfast was fucking awful. Obviously fucking horrendous. Yeah. And it doesn't make you pro-aids for being anti-fucking rioting and destroying.

Yeah, yeah. And, but there's no question why did this person do that? why there's there's never any it's like crimes up why because there's more criminal it's like why do you can't have a conversation you can't have nuance you can't like it's people are just like they're brainbroken men they're fucking they're just angry and they just want the easiest thing to channel that anger um yeah yeah it's just like everyone's being played and it just seems so obvious but I guess it's not um I had to stop myself um because did you hear that I don't know it's just kids playing it just sounded like someone like screaming and agony oh right yeah yeah I hope that's picked up in there's a race attack right yeah um but that's what

it's it's I was in the post office the other day right it was a really busy line Ironically, I was sending a political book to my nan. That's why I was there. It was like a package. There was a black dude in the queue, a few spots ahead of me. He went up to the counter and was just like, just asked for some money out or whatever. Yeah. And on the counter next to him, there was this woman, like a middle-aged, like, white woman.

Yeah. She very unsuttally kept staring him down. And she, I'm not making this up. She like kept looking at him and then like she shook her head. She looked at him and went and then like went back to what she was. And it was like he didn't do anything. He didn't do fucking anything. And I was trying to think like what could explain somebody doing that?

Like what did she see like what? I was just like. I've got something to show you. Today, this day on today. This of June. This very day. After we got coffee, I drove to. Sainsbury's and then came here.

In the queue, the road works, this was in front of me. Oh, God. Read it out. Make Britain Great Again's sticker on the back of a car. With a union jack. I've never wanted to rear-end a car so bad.

And I could kind of make out like old people in the car in front of me. So they're with the sticker. It's not it's it's scary man and I I'm so wanted because we're like in the queue I so wanted to like handbrake jump out the car Walk up like knock on the window Shame on you Mm-hmm shame on you It's fucking disgusting. It's so fucking disgusting and like we're we're all experiencing this like decline in

You know, I argue dude in a decline in everything yeah everything is material like cost of living's gone up um like people are

less happy and poorer um we're we're all in that together shit's getting worse like housing's getting more expensive blah blah blah ask like why

right was immigrants like us and Yeah, like there's no There's no way You can land at immigration being the The problem You can call it a problem

Sure I can concede that maybe there's a problem But like what we were just saying though It's like you can't have any nuance discussion about that Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah It's fucking ridiculous Because like

There is money lost There's bureaucracy getting in the way Of the correct things being done in terms of immigration. The answer isn't then let's set the Navy on the channel and

gun down civilians as they're trying to, refugees as they're trying to enter the UK. Is that the answer? Yeah. A lot of a scary amount of people would say yes, people that we fucking know. Yep. It's fucking terrifying.

Yeah. You know? The fact that I could imagine people in country seeing like if they saw these people getting killed like in a headline they'd smile they'd be happy yeah yeah they'd love it yeah we've reached a point where people are okay with that mm you know it's fucking disgusting but like we we are immigrants to this country we are yeah immigrated here but we did it the right way But the vast majority of people that come in do. Yeah, well, this is again the misinformation.

It's like coming over here in a boat is, isn't necessarily like illegal. If you're a refugee, like in the written law, it's get here by any means necessary. If you're a legitimate refugee, that's what the law says. So what do you mean illegal immigrants? What the fuck is an illegal immigrant? and even if even if someone is an illegal immigrant right

so people will say oh they're not paying tax but they can't use the NHS they can't claim benefits they can't take anything from the system if they're an illegal immigrant because they're not recorded so how the fuck can they be the reason

that we're losing money if they are an illegal immigrant all the stats play it out man like exactly all the information's out there about like the hotel talking point about like all this fucking booing shit I don't know what I don't know what to do um yeah and it's like we're preaching to the choir how the fuck do you do you cross the the border of the political divide because they're

there they're existing in a different informational ecosystem yeah I think yeah you got a you got to get to that like the original Hydrahead which is like a Tommy Robinson Farage. Farage is... Well Farage doesn't really have any power without this backing from like being shouted out by Elon

with all this bullshit like... I don't know, he's been plenty powerful for a very long time. I think Elon's actually backing fucking Rupert alone now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a good thing. Somehow more extreme

also like Farage privately educated he was in investment banking. People who aren't like you who aren't working class who don't have any struggles, who are multi-millionaires, who have nothing on the line, who are the scum of the earth opportunists,

who are... They can make a quick buck, essentially. Yeah, yeah, who are ringing you for all your worth. And like Mr. Bastard next door, I wouldn't be surprised if he's on that train now. He probably loves the Yolant too. Well, the thing is with that, is that it's kind of a good thing in that it's spreading the vote.

um yeah and he and elean is luckily such a bad politician and it's so sort of like frivolous with the way he says things and that's kind of our only hope um yeah as as is um i was doing some research on the the first past the post system and how it might actually wind up protecting us yeah the next um election cycle from a reform government reforming um so let's let's get off this this is fucking and yeah this is too much um um um uh hendog says hey jar i just wanted to thank you guys for keeping the podcast going after all these years i'm a yank who started watching jr way back in 2016 when i was 14 wow stop watching from 2021 to 25 while i was in the military for the american government and military by the way and started rewatching jar late last year you guys have definitely helped take their edge off of adjusting to civilian life and i hope to keep watching you for years to come thanks for the support um yeah thank you That's hardcore.

I'm sorry you had to go through that. Yeah. I like if the dangle says, address what you said about the FNAF creator on Sardonicast now. What did you say? I made, uh, maybe I can actually play it through the headphones and you can hear exactly what I said. Um,

because it's upset people, right? Here it is. Um, it's not like, um, it's not like, um, it's not like, You know, where it's like, oh, Scott Cawthorn created this. It's one of those.

Didn't it just, like, appear on 4chan or something? So I was talking about the backrooms, and I made the mistake of saying that Scott Cawthorne created Fnaff. Yeah, why would you do that? I say, I say, that. Obviously, I meant to say the James. Yeah, but you know, that's propaganda. I don't know, man. That's deep state propaganda.

Everyone can be victim to it, you know, so. You spread deep state propaganda. You got me. Yeah This is fucked I gotta read this one from Captain Jacks off The kind of creature of the week

He's pissed Okay Three weeks for my beautiful singing question Top comment twice And all we get is them saying Sure And then Alex's tongue in cheek Nay tongue in ass

sang the Spider-Man 3's symbiote theme And then talked about Marvel the rest of the time. Channel media talking about Marvel? Untypical. We don't do that. Makes me wonder how they rank the Netflix MCU shows. Also, I wanted, sorry, all I wanted was

Jarre to get a little intimate and sing Tarzan's You'll be in my heart about Oh fuck. Or Baby Rick or Saurine or some shit. Instead, we get rectangular prisms of shit from the ass. I'm so tired of trying to make this podcast funny. I'm fucking tired as fuck. Let's come together

as a community and get this post-trending and maybe a million likes. Captain Jack signing off. And I thought this reply was kind of interesting. I assume it's Captain Jack's alt. The Gimpish Gould replied to that saying, Truth. The question is that asking if Alex has the ability

to assume the propensity understanding of singing such a song. Can he have the right to sing? In the United States, singing is the right. We're finding the actualization of what is right because it is right. Understanding this, we can hear this song.

Don't worry, dear friendling, in due time, strike to prevent the steelworkers from milling. The chance of the people will ring through us like a wedding day. Agreed, Phil Collins' influence through the creation of songs for motion picture soundtracks like Disney's Tarzan should not be underplayed. His songs were inspirational to later Disney music, such as Frozen. You'll be in my heart is like the worst song on that soundtrack.

That's quite nice. It's good. I'm not saying it's bad, but there's so much better. It's like a 9.8 out of 10 instead of a 10. Yeah, the rest of 10. especially the the like gorilla one.

Oh yeah. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell's scatting. Is that actually Rosie and Donald? No, it's not. You're being incredibly racist. You have to beat that. Let me do a check.

Why is that racist? It's Craig David, right? Zibi-de-bab-da-bab-da-bab-doo-mab-doo-ma-de-ba-ba-da. Yeah, I was very. right, it is Turk. Who's Turk? That character who sings that song. Yeah.

Where they're like doing the crash thing. The Young Turk. Yeah. We've joined the Young Turks network. Yeah. Apparently, the woman off the Young Turks has gone Maga. Which one is that? Anna.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is a shame because I always thought she was really fucking hot. she's the one with the giant batta bingas badabougas she did have some juicy mahout macandies

you shouldn't talk about women like that dude it's fucking disgusting it's objectifying I do like juices like juices like orange juices yeah like um

like what are those little juices we need a game theory to give us all the different like words to describe oh yeah he loves it you know that man is fucking a I think that's a universal human

experience like man or woman you know what loving tits yeah um tell that to the gayest man in the world even gays love tits they don't yeah they do i know for a fact they don't i know for a fact they fucking not all of them you can't monolithelize they all do you can't monolithelize gay i can especially when it comes to tits no um um l1 l underscore b b b y says thoughts on growing up just before the explosion of internet capable smart devices any concerns of about the long-term impact of younger generations of being constantly plugged in? Did we get the last chopper out of Narm

or are the kids going to be fine or both slash neither? They're going to be different. I think if... Now they're like cyberpunk creations. Yeah. I think as if if TAC remains in the hands of just the, the absurdly elite, then like we're all cooked.

Man, woman and child. We're all cooked. You know? It doesn't matter what fucking age you are. Boomers, gen Alpha. Gen. Genu-genuinely, I think it's crazy that we're on a course for like, like, look at the Ukraine war, right? The amount of drones.

Drones are warfare now. Yeah. Right? So we, like, we're heading towards an automated. Well, Sam, I saw an article the other day that was the first drone that has killed someone that wasn't actually being controlled by someone. It was an AI like drone. um that's fucked that's really fucked and that that perfectly ties into what i'm saying we have a a class of of human that is so elite and that they have total control over production of these right elite

yeah elites from halo yeah what what yeah making fucking drones that can kill you it's genuinely Captain America Winter Soldier. Drones are in Halo. Drones. Buggers. A whole swarm. But do you get what I'm saying?

They have such concentrated power. If something doesn't change soon, then like that's going to be it. You know, they have total control over us. Total control. It's not funny. No, it's funny.

It is kind of like, what's cool about it is that Ark Raiders might be real. Yeah. It's bad. It's badass. It's badass. Like we can live in bunker and like go up to the surface and collect it and have to fight robots and that's cool, you know? Yeah, it's bad ass. But in Arc Raiders it's like a video game.

Well, you know, life's a video game in ways. In some ways, yeah. Maybe we'll have the cool glasses, um, which will just give us like a HUD, you know? And then life will be video game. I'm a low, I'm low key kind of hyped for that, haven't? a HUD. Really? I can bring back, you know, I was joking the other episode about having the like, you know, the strippers that come along your like Windows task bar.

I can get that back finally, just like everyone is like a stripper in my... You get like a virus in your HUD. We can't fucking get rid of it. Yeah, I want to see like, I want to see my health bar. I want to see like... Yeah, that would be interesting. So find out you're on like 12 HP. You've been on 12 HP.

or like yeah i want to see like down to the most granular like like oCD level like i want to know my magnesium levels i want to know like my water content i want to know alcohol blood percentage it's just always like max yeah like a red warning yeah sober up sober up it's like the your shields are gone in halo do do do do do do drink water Yeah, I've got various diseases. I've got various diseases. What the fuck?

Huh? What? That's just how you sounded. I got various diseases. That's fucking piss me off that you said that. Let's do a couple more here as we... Yeah, I'm nearly 30 years old. I am 30 years old.

No, you know, you're 31. You fat old, man. I'm 32, actually. I think. Are you? I think. Oh yeah, you will be. Yeah.

I will be. No, I am be. Yeah, you are. You are. I'm a bee on the next level. I'm saying you will be, not like you're going to be, but you are. I am a bee. I'm a bee.

I feel like you actively misinterpret what I'm saying just to cause strife. I do. It's called being a hardcore epic troll. Bloody. Bloody. I'm like Elon. I'm a bloody epic fucking king wanker troll. Do you ever get like, like,

really dry tight balls. I'm gonna be real. They're normally moist down there. Really? Sloppy. Slopping? And like, smelling of what? They smell clean, but they smell like cream.

Clean cream. Clean cream. Oh, that would be a good title too. Yeah, word. Can save that one. Yeah, you can do that next. Clean cream. It smells like E45.

If you know, you know. Um, right, Peneltsot one from Babb, Babblomts. Uh, they must be like a recent listener because you, you would know the answer to this otherwise. Like recently knew? They must be. Have the boys played Sekiro? I know you've spoken at length on the Dark Souls series and Eldon Ring, wondering if you guys have played Sekro and if so, what do you think? I just beat the game and it might genuinely be the best game I've ever played.

There are certainly a moment where the combat system clicks. Most people find that to be the first fight against Kanichiro, myself included. You mean the second fight? And the learning curve is steep. It's something I really admire about from software games, as with Sekiro. They take the idea of learning and enemy's moves, flowing with the combat and locking the fuck into its extreme. It's always interesting to see a fresh take on that idea, and I hope they do it with more games in the future. Game on.

Yeah, we both played it, we both finished it. It was actually... It was the game that got me into Frontsoft games. Yeah, it was. It was the first one I finished, which I feel like was like, nice, finally some gamer cred. Yeah, yeah. And on then, you've kind of been on a role.

It took some convincing, I think, to get you to try it. You had to kind of shirper me into it and kind of show like, yeah. Ah, I see, I see. But I love the aesthetic of it. I kind of liked, there's something overwhelming to me, or was something overwhelming to me about the like gear system in Dark Souls.

I liked how just like simplified, you just hop in. It's just this one, like... I was thinking about this. Because, funnily enough, I just started watching the RKG playthrough of... Nice, he's funny. And it's fucking... I've been going down memory lane with my own... Like, thinking about the first time I played the game.

Exactly. Yeah. And how, like, intuitive everything is, how... How, what doesn't get talked about is how good the like plot is the first time through? Hmm. It's fantastic. Like, the cutscenes are like really well. The cut scenes are fucking awesome. The, the dialogue and voice acting is cracking.

Obviously, using Japanese. I wanted Sekaro to like talk more and be like, I think I can cling onto that ledge. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been, that's the only thing I would say could make it better. This guy looks kind of suspicious. Is that a giant? snake great giant snakes now

there's a giant snake behind I think it's it's like I think it might be in my top ten games I think it's in my top five I think it's probably their best game it might be top three of all time it's ridiculous it's definitely one of the best games

ever made yeah it's unbelievable. It's kind of faultless. Like, what's wrong with it? Yeah, like, what are, like, because all the, like, from games have had all these, like, essays and shit, like, what are, like, the critiques? Because there's loads of, like, Eldham Ring and, like,

Dark Souls games. I don't think I've ever watched, like, a... No. Because what is there you could say outside of, like, you didn't connect with it, I guess? You can, like, analyze the game design in in like this is why it works so well I think I've seen videos like

but in terms of criticizing it it's unbelievable it's almost like like Tetris tier it's like what is wrong what's wrong with Tetris it's like what is wrong with Sekiro yeah you know

it's all it needed to be it's everything it yeah genuinely I um I think there's a reason. It's probably my most, not most played, but most played through from soft game. Like, start to finish.

Like, I've played it through the most times. I'm sure there's a reason for that. I started it on Xbox Series X. Didn't finish it. I can't remember if I finished it. I think I actually did finish it on that one. You played it quite a lot, right? But also played it a shitload on Steam as well, but I don't think I've finished it on Steam.

But I have finished it. I have evidence of that somewhere. finished it and you mean like beginning to end yeah like i beat in the last boss right um but only once only one time really because it was like it was it was it was it was a lot oh yeah it was like the thing is what what's awesome about the game is like the more you play it um it's like fighting um like the proper boss fight not the first instance with guinitri um fighting him the first time is like How is this even, like, how do you do this boss? It's impossible.

I think, I think that that Ginoa encounter might be the best boss fight from any game. I, 100% agree. Any game ever. Yeah. It's so fucking good. The pacing, the, the last phase being the hardest and the easiest at the same time. The, like, the, the visuals, the setting of it being at the top of that tower. The setting, the, the music, the sound is.

zone. Yeah, and like how fun it is to play and perfect. I've done that boss so many times. Because they also added the boss rush mode with that update. Yeah, the like Game of the Year update. Oh, it's unbelievably good.

Ooh, oh, it's so good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What more is there to say? You're right. It's a perfect game. Yeah.

Even if you're intimidated by the date from software games, That was the one I feel like just everyone should at least try. Yeah. You know, um, it's better than Dark Souls. It's better than Dark Souls one. Yeah. It is.

I mean, yeah. All the bosses are really cool and one way or another super varied. We'll have like a different type of aura. And it is just fucking cool. It's incredibly fucking cool. And scary as well. It is scary. There's loads of like scary shit in it.

And the, it vision. it looks fucking incredible. Yeah, it does. Ah, so fucking good. So good. So good. And let's end on this one then from Fuck Boys Septim Reborn. Where do you seriously think

each of you would place at the Buna Eve classic? You're allowed to drive any of the pods with no prep time or your own car with no prep time. You said no prep time both times. Okay, I'm going to say that you're allowed to use a pod racer with prep time. but your own car with no prep time of course I'm going to use suburbists really of course I'm using suburbos

I'm using Darth Mould dude you can't whip that one out I'm using Darth Moles that's not that's not law yeah it is in the law he he did in the law he did not

no ask the guy who played Star Killer that's fucking Dude, make a fucking song with this as the beat. Oh, shit, that's a good idea. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-ba-pah-pah-pud-a-pah-pudu-pudu-pud. Pudu shit. That's Pudu. You can eat my dick. That's Poodoo shit.

You could use a quadranaros. No, fuck Quadronaros. I haven't got four arms to operate. I love it. I love it. I need to remind myself what the Dableraser look like. It looks like a fucking... I'm kind of tempted to get that...

Have you seen this new Podracer game that's coming out? I've heard about it. I haven't watched any of the trailers or anything. I genuinely might get it. Yeah, fuck it. Is it like a full price? Sabalba is in it. And so is Ben.

Ben Canobi? Not that Ben. The real Ben from Star Wars. Oh, the Ben that inspired Obi-Wanobie to adopt the name Ben. Quadranaris with the forearms, I mean. Yeah. Oh, okay It was kind of like

It was like his I think it's called the scimitar His dark That's the type of sword I only know that because of dark souls There you go So as his tradition Ending on a Podracer reference

Is uh Yeah It's nice Well I did always like the The green one I don't know what it's cool It's got like this weird Like lanky guy

using it. Yeah. That's a cool. I know the one. What's the one with like four engines? Ben Quadrinaros. Is his four engines? Yeah.

Okay. And it never like starts. It like explodes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I'm using Darth Maw's. I hate that answer.

And I'm bringing a gun. You're bringing a blaster, you mean? Yeah. You're literally bringing like a Glock. It's not a lot. Yeah. You just shoot Ben in the head. at the fucking beginning.

Yeah. Like his blue blood is leaking out. Ah, ha, ha, ha. 21 Grammys, it's not a family with a new Jackson and I'm about that action. Life is a marathon. I'm a shit the paradigm.

I'm a turn up every time. I'm a fuck the other one. I'm a fuck the coach's head open on some daddy shit where we ever talk to my son like a idiot. One time for my baby and getting it. Two times because we cut the whole. You see me in my My brothers

And you know that she has a baby She gonna have another Uh Yeah, they're gonna have another In the dragon's up Another don't use this is our question Uh And she right on,

but they're on the baby And you know that girl And you know that girl And you're leaving Well, you're hard to believe In time I got killed Back in China fucking hell We get with the way

I'm gonna train the word Tell me what I will So when I'm over killed I need to kick back Pudo. Oh, that was fucking iconic. Was that cool? That was cool.

Nice. I really want to meet Subbubah's mechanic. To run two turbines at 400 hour p.m. the entire race? And come so close to a win is pure genius. I love Star Wars fans. Hooray! Oh, poohoo shit. I got you on some poohs shit.