JAR Media Posdact - the warning WAS the threat
Episode Date: September 23, 2024https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:26 Alien vs ME Cosmic Horror Lore 16:13 Housekeeping 25:32 Forwards Festival 28:41 Weird X hate thread on Alex 1:09:11 Mid Break 1:12:59 Worst JAR Moments 1:15:51 Are Cigars as Good as They Say? 1:20:30 Sherlock/House 1:24:08 An Unhinged Sequel 1:26:49 Panic at the Disco x Radiohead 1:31:47 Matt Walsh New Doc #Brocast25
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Of sorts.
Are you up to date on the Hawke Tour podcast, Talk to it?
No, what's new?
Um, not sure.
Have you been listening?
Yeah.
But you're not sure what's new?
Uh-huh.
You'd get it if you'd listen to it.
Oh, okay.
Um, I won't.
I think you should
I wish I had the ability to like turn into a demon
just so in that moment I could do that
what do you like become an actual demon
yeah like a monster what for like a moment and just go back
just like a moment like a punchline yeah and then just instantly morph back
and just change the topic
how long do you think it would take something like that to be tiring
you know ten
episodes you could get out of that.
10.
Then it'll be boring.
Because all the clips would be from the first 10.
Like, wow, this is crazy.
You just leave it in here and then it'll be back in it again in the algorithm.
Yeah.
Like, get a bunch of new people.
Yeah.
Do you just push it too far?
Hmm.
Oh, it's that guy you can turn into a demon,
turning into a demon again.
Yeah.
When's he going to try something else?
So,
I've got a new one.
one of those types of guys.
Oh yeah.
And like, I don't have a problem with the...
Like, I showed you the video.
It's really funny.
It's this guy who's like...
The eye bulge?
No, he rocked.
His one thing works.
It always works.
That's one guy who's got his one thing and he can have that one thing.
Okay.
The...
If you know, you know.
Um, no, I'm talking about the guy who's like...
30 baby...
Bell's 10,000 grams of protein
When he eats them
This is, yeah, I showed you the one where he eats
I think it was eggs
He cooks like 20 eggs
And then just sits and eats them
And his like parents are there and they're like
What the fuck are you doing?
But he does it, he just does
That is his content
Like the next one will be eating
An entire chicken
But not like a petty
It's kind of like a more chilled out LAB
beast sort of thing yeah but I mean he legit did the baby bell thing and then it
just like speeds through him eating and it's like when I see one it's like this
shit fucking fire you like it yeah I love it and then I scroll a couple more
times see some v sauce see some bullshit and then he's back eating like snails or
something this time I mean it wouldn't be snails I haven't tried snails yet something
normal something normal something not French yeah ideally yeah yeah did you know
um France created nationalism really how's that measured what do you mean
what are you talking they invented it did they yeah it didn't exist before them
nationalism is in loving one's own country yeah or even identifying with it
really yeah I don't know much about French history if I'm being honest
fuck them you gonna kill them some good answer
no I felt like such a fucking dick so I went to France um last summer
no this summer
And everyone I interacted with, bar maybe like two, which was a minority when I was there.
Two, okay.
Yeah, this was south of France, like kind of out, like, not really a touristy place.
Yeah.
We, I mean, I don't speak French.
And they were really nice.
So you had to take some of your prejudice back.
And I was like, maybe I'm the first.
fucking shit.
France or England.
France or England has to be the bad one.
It's one of the two.
On the world stage,
it's France is the shittest or England is the shittest.
And from my experience in the south of France,
I think this is tough.
Yeah, because I feel like...
If I went to the north of England,
I'd be like, oh, this is five.
Mm-hmm.
You know, but...
Yeah.
there's strong arguments on both sides I can see
for which is worse
yeah I mean maybe people should start having
rap battles in the comments
yeah did they ever do that one
England versus France rap battle
epic
rack battle
epic
an epic re-wrapped battle
an epic rassbackle
battle
Fuck you
back in my day
they did normal epic rap battles of history
Yeah like Darth Vader
versus Heisenberg
Before things went woke
Back when
Now it's like a lot
JFK was allowed to debate
JFK
Yeah
Was allowed to debate
You know
Was allowed to debate
Yeah
Like debate
the guy from Prometheus or whatever
What the fuck are you talking about?
JFK, the president who got killed.
Yeah.
Isn't that what they do on that channel?
Like JFK, rap battles, the Prometheus guy.
Right, yeah.
JFK versus space jockey rap battle epically.
Does that make sense now?
Reel it back there.
What were you saying about that?
Back when that could happen.
Well, okay, let's go way back to basics.
Did that happen?
Maybe. Is that a video that exists?
Probably. Good. Good.
You want more of that?
Yes. Go back to when things weren't so, you know.
When you couldn't say anything, when you couldn't have the Prometheus guy debating JFK or whatever.
Who would make a better Joe Rogan guess, JFK or the Prometheus Space Jockey?
Why are you calling him a space jockey?
That's what he is, right?
Does he like ride a horse?
Oh, do you not know this?
Because I'm, I guess I'm old enough to be an alien fan pre-Promatius,
where that thing that's in the original alien was just known as the space jockey.
That's what it was called.
You know, that weird thing that they just walk by and are like, what?
The spaceship?
When they go into the spaceship and there's that thing that looks like,
that looks like a huge set in that huge room.
It was known as the space jockey.
Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh God.
Jesus died.
Yeah, but we didn't know that it was just a giant dude.
Yeah, just God.
God.
It was a guy wearing a helmet.
We didn't know that the Prometheus, the space jockeys were just giant dudes.
Right.
Then.
So now they're the engineers, a la space jockeys.
Allah God.
Allah Jesus
Ervo
Hence, I keep seeing those in my algorithm like one hour alien law explained
Kill me
I'd rather be killed than watch that video
I'm serious
I feel like you don't need an hour
For alien law
Yeah God turns out to be an alien
And
makes people
people.
Do you agree with me on this?
I don't know how we've gone to Alien at the start of this,
but whatever, let's roll with it.
Okay.
Do you agree with me that
with Alien as a property, delving into that whole
universe and explaining where
all of it comes from and how it works
ruins the original point of it
in the same way that like... You don't know what his point was.
In the same way that Mass Effect 3
did with the Reapers.
over explaining it
and it's like oh this cosmic horror
it's not scary anymore
this might be a hot talk
what
don't give me that look
uh
the alien law
for where the aliens
came from
yeah
better than the Reaper
law
oh we're getting in the weeds
um yeah
but
both suck
yeah
but
the alien law only sucks
the the reaper law
fucking eats chungas
bro you forget how bad like the
in covenant when they explain
yeah covenant fucking sucks and shit or whatever
but they explain that it was david the robot who made the first alien
he made it so it's not like a question mark anymore
it was david the robot who made the alien from alien
that is worse
Does that happen?
Yes
Do you not remember that
And then it just turns into alien
For the last like 20 minutes
Where the new Ripley is chased by an alien from alien
That doesn't happen
Bro, that happens
I thought he just spread them
You remember he tricks that guy
Who's the blue man from watchman
Who's like religious
He tricks him into a room and he's like
Look here's the first alien egg
That I made I'm a robot
Yeah yeah
So it's like a robot making the alien
and it's like closing this loop
that's
but why is there an alien at the end of Prometheus then
there isn't that's like a proto thing
yeah but like it was coming
it was coming out of an engineer
so I assume that's why it looked different
yeah
but it also wasn't a face hugger that we know
it was one of the worms or something
that had been mutated by the goo
it didn't hatch out of an egg
there weren't eggs were there
no just goo
just goo
just goo
but that seems like a
D evolution
because like the the worms
or do you remember they breathe in like spores
in Covenant yeah
it's like what so it's just like a
a microbe virus that can
yeah that's way more advanced
isn't it than an egg
like as far as like trans-
then has to jump on your face
to then nut in your stomach to make an alien grow and then burst out why not just have the thing that like you breathe in kills you and then kills you bunch of other guys yeah just another reason why don't suck yeah logically so do you take it back then no no maspect three because no i think that's worse the mass fit three at least i just i disagree i disagree because mass fact three what there is because at least it's like there's some
with the squids the mind control squids at least that's a question mark more no like you meet them
and it's like by the way it was us we've just been we've been here this whole time just doing nothing
hiding right there's some reason for for forever yeah for like such a ridiculous amount of time
and then they just like chat and you can convince them to come and help it's like yeah it's
too late to introduce something like that it's really fucking dumb no never introduce
something like that it doesn't work it's like embarrassingly shit um both are those my
point no but the thing is with alien is that like the law isn't like I don't need the
law to to give a shit my all mass effect is is law like it's all like the whole thing is like
you go and ask an alien how they're reproductive organs work tell me about your
reproductive system.
So there was also part of it early on was like the cosmic horror side of it.
When that thing, when a reaper speaks to you, there's something imposing about it because
of like, oh, we can't even comprehend the threat that you are.
And once you can comprehend the incomprehensible threat, then it's not scary anymore
on like a cosmic level.
It's more like, oh, you're tangible now.
Like, you're not, you know, hear what I'm saying?
Hmm.
and the same applies to the alien which like there's one line in the original alien
where in home says um just something like it's it's the perfect life form yeah that's all
you need you could argue aliens kind of fucks with that because these'd be popping them like crazy
um i just don't think it's as important like in in alien
but my point is the mystery on its own like it the alien is scary on its own like it the alien is scary
but I think it takes some of the scariness away it does but there's more to it than
just that yeah you know whereas the whole plot of the mass effect
trilogy turning out to be shit but you could say that about the alien there
couldn't you the whole the whole time the alien was actually an
because alien ends movie tick done I can watch
that and be like this is the only part of like the law right like i can watch that and
experience a full story i don't need anything else i play mass effect one the whole game is
like i'm just the first guy and like there's loads more coming there's like stuff
happening in the future mass effect two well shit's about to get crazy man it's like they're
not complete stories and then when it is completed it's fucking dick that's why i hate mass
fake three so much.
Yeah.
I'm with you, brother, and there's a full video on the channel if you want to...
Yeah.
Really long message.
Obviously, it wasn't long enough.
Well, good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to broadcast.
Number 25.
I'm the host Alex, joined by Jim, and I guess Billy for this moment.
Burping, fishy, beanie Billy.
A cat that eats beans, everybody.
A cat that eats beans, everybody.
Before we get too deep into the show,
let me shout out of the Jiam Media patrons over at the Patreon.
What should I say, Patrions?
Or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
They make the audio version of the show possible.
They get those geek cake.
Geek Cave sponsorships and features and mentions.
And of course, Jaffa Hours is on there.
The little warming segments we record right before we do these main shows.
You can catch over on the Patreon.
exclusively. It's also the jail media group chat. It's another Patreon little
perk there which I pluck subjects and you know items of conversation from when
necessary. Hello Billy. Bean Lee. Don't like that Beanley. Beanley says hello
friend. Um right before we just get properly into this
Go to topics that I've brought things I want to talk about.
We've got to do housekeeping.
Clean up those conversations from the previous week.
Which there are a few to get to, like this one.
From Leroy and Stitch.
I guess we were, oh, Billy, talking about Transformers for some reason,
briefly in the last episode.
The Skibbitty toilet.
Oh, yeah, because of Michael Bow's Skibbitty movie or whatever.
No, our hopes and thoughts and dreams for that.
And we asked for some input from a Transformer Jarling
because then we just figured there must be at least one.
We've wound up with two, at least, that I've screenshot here, writing in.
Transformers Jarling, two here.
Answering how a Cybertronian is born is not a simple question.
Further complicated because it's different depending on what series or continuity.
So I guess we're talking about how Transformers born,
how they gave birth or whatever.
In the Michael Bay films, they can be hatched from eggs.
In the early media, they're usually just built like a regular robot,
which means in theory you could build your own transformer.
The majority of them were created in factories by a mysterious,
four-faced ancient alien called quintessons.
In some media, the original transformers were created by the god Primus,
who after making them, sacrificed his body to become the planet Cybertron.
And then these transformers built more, which were brought to life by the ancient supercomputer, vector sigma.
Or an artifact called the Leadership Matrix.
But I leave the generally accepted modern interpretation of how transformers reproduce.
Is that they come from something called a protoform, which is basically a liquid metal automaton that emerges from inside of the planet Cybertron.
The planet itself gives the protoforms a spark, which is like their soul or life essence.
Then they quickly form into a fully grown intelligent transformer that can transform and speak fluently.
Why did they say modern interpretations is this?
Because it's been around forever, bro.
As if it's like a religion.
It sounds like it.
This is really reminding me of like bionical people.
It's similar.
It's similarly as deep.
No, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
There's definitely crossover there.
There is.
Yeah.
Um, a huge one.
And Abe, the musician.
said, Transformer Jarling here.
I guess I read Transformer 2, Jarling first.
But they have more upvotes than this one, so what I'm.
Transformers don't actually mate, but how they reproduce depends on the continuity.
Okay, we're getting...
Another source confirming this, then.
The most commonly seen method is that they start as empty bodies called protoforms,
which are then infused with a spark, essentially their heart and soul.
The all spark.
The spark comes from the planet itself, with the protoforms either being constructed by...
Other transformers or can be naturally occurring.
Other continuities showing them,
originally being built by an alien race as workers and war machines
reproducing asexually by budding.
And being made from a magic space cube called the AllSpark.
To finish off my question is, if you were a transformer,
what would you turn into?
Whether it be a vehicle, animal or something else entirely, bear bear and rock on.
Wow.
Mountain.
Budding.
That'd be cool, yeah.
Just turn into like a little rock.
Yeah
That'd be pretty bad, badass
I'd be a big mountain
What would be like a cool thing to transform
a like a machine
Something with wheels
A sewing machine
With wheels
Sort of like an Xbox
A conveyor belt
I transform into a PSP
PSVita
Even rarer
Hmm
I transform into a
4090
RGX
And then I'll sell myself on eBay
And then run back and sell myself again
Oh shit, that's a good idea
A little scam bot
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Those movies
Scambot
I love Transformers
They're so bloody
Well enough Transformers
Because we've got to address the
Elephant in the room
The
Uh-oh
The elephant
The clickbaiting
Um
Accusations
I guess
Billy Puntan 8867 says
You put house in the title
And didn't expect us to see
The Great James House
Sitting back beside you in all his glory
Oh shit.
He's the only house that matters,
James Home.
And Morgan Freeman 2102 said,
you knew exactly what you were doing with that title.
I didn't even...
I thought it was actually quite organic how that title came about.
Yeah.
I mean, I have genuinely been watching House.
And me, desperate, housewives.
Both just happen to have house in the title.
Yeah.
But...
There's always a chance that we're lying.
I didn't realize that many people knew James's last name.
Yeah.
It's creeping.
James Home.
Mick Saladin said a lust for numbered titles is very bourgeoisie.
Oh, wait.
Huh?
A lust.
A lust for...
For numbered titles.
Like we did way back when on this show, when it had numbers.
So people who want the numbered titles are the bourgeoisie.
That's what Mick was saying.
Okay. All right.
Um,
Grammy James says, me and Alex are on a Grammy name basis.
Yeah, y'all know why?
Grimmie is a new one.
Someone I haven't seen before.
Gremie.
Gremie.
Okay.
Gremie Jame.
There's like a...
Gremie Jame?
Yeah.
This is a jarling that kind of cropped up a few months ago.
And it's been one of the most intense jailings yet.
Okay.
He's got ideas.
countless ideas
he's like writing episodes for us
he's making thumbnails for us
he wants
he wants us to do the hawk
tours
did you remember this
he wanted to make like a sequel to hot girl booty
spider man
something like a hop tour bullshit
he's got it all modelled out
so that's why
Grammy's on a first name basis
rock on
um this one uh comes from the group chat over on patreon
streets made me despicable but my money still grew says do you foresee a world beyond the
streaming wars is one going to ever win and just own every movie and TV show
I guess I never thought about an end game are they thinking about that we
this ends when we have it all I think Disney was
thinking that and then they they
released endgame
and they were like oh shit
we've got nothing now
but surely
that would inspire them to just buy more
things because then it's like
then we can have something they get they just
like shit all over
yeah
but if you own everything and then there's no
nothing else
there'll be a new thing then
they'll get bought up
it's like a
it's like a black hole
really far away
Disney
yeah
I can have shit here
but it's being sucked
you know
it's being sucked
and then a hundred years
and then the suck lets up
just a little bit
and then you can get your
Winnie the Pooh
radiation
and you can get your
Winnie the Pooh
horror movies
and stuff like that
that's really awesome
really badass sort of thing
and speaking of bad ass
Jan van Dorsed, 808 says
Your reference to pow-pau by LCD sound system
Did not go unnoticed Alex
You didn't do that
No, I didn't
I agree with you
They are lying
So I bring it up
To say
Liar
You're lying and you need to
Probably get your head check
Because that didn't happen
Yeah
I'll say
What a liar
But what wasn't a lie was
We went to Fawords Festival
We did
It was a few weeks ago now
Something
Something happened
And I just got distracted, okay
And I forgot to mention it
You got lightning struck
Um
Yeah there were a few things I didn't do
That I normally do
Um
Like
I think there were three
JAR people
that bumped into us there
but I didn't write any of their names down.
One, I think I wrote down.
Indigo.
Does that bring a bell?
Indigo.
Indigo.
I think that was the one who was like, oh, my brother listens a lot.
I'm going to get a picture with you guys for my brother.
And then there was these two dudes as well.
Yeah.
Whose names I did ask.
Yeah.
because they recognize you
and we're like talking to you and I came out from the toilet
yeah well I just come out from the toilet
and I had the like slimy sticky festival fingers
yeah slimy sticky alcohol gel
yeah yeah that if you're smart
you gel that stuff like wash your hands
but make sure you keep plenty on your hands
then you've got little alcohol little licky
I wonder where you're going with that shit
To you drinks.
But yeah.
Yeah.
No,
really pleasant experiences.
And then obviously the crazy moment
when LCD were like,
John Media's here,
everybody.
Get up on stage here.
And then we fucking rocked out.
Pow.
Pow, pow, pow.
Oh, why you want?
Yeah.
It was a good festival, though, bro.
It was a really good festival.
So Underworld again.
I wasn't really panicking
I've never seen a band twice in one year
I don't think
so
that was cool
kind of a different vibe
different set though
different crowd
yeah
but they got the crowd
turned
they did get the crowd
I don't know if people say that anymore
yeah I don't know what you're talking about
what does that mean
no I'm joking I'm just
I'm just acting like I don't know what you're talking about
what's turned then Alex
tell me what turn
Um
Yeah, people were hyped
People like they got the crowd bus in
Uh huh
Because before that was a bit scary
Because it was like raining
Yeah and lightninging
And lightninging and this woman was like
I'm so sorry I've got to come off stage now
Because it's dangerous
I don't want to die
She was being forced off stage by
I got a cool picture of it
Yeah
Sorry Zeus is interrupting for a moment
And yeah
So that was fire
I wanted to shout out that event
yeah
it would have become fire
if
someone had an umbrella
tall enough
or something
or something
or something
so Ray I got something
fucked to share with you
bullshit
um
there was
is it
is it
is it Deadpool and Wolverine
now on streaming services
no
okay
there's a hate thread about me I found on Twitter well I didn't find someone from
Jha sent me it really and it's interesting because of course it's on X right
what is being spoken about is like whatever it's the most obvious joke I
remember seeing jokes like this in like 2016 on 4chan like I'll show you the
original one for example for example
yeah so your face there for those listening was a little bit of a
huh um wait what is it wait is this it genuine
this is real it's no i mean like is the person like
doing a joke it's like i guess best case is like an edgy joke
right i mean i i don't know how to read it
well just put a pin in that then
and look at the the biggest the biggest reply right now I don't know there's some of
this stuff I'm just not going to be able to show because of the material that it is
joking but I suppose we can kind of loosely describe the the biggest reply
think about this um this being the IHE face with a star of David kind of
placed over it um
Bro.
Oh my god.
Why is um Twitter 4chan now?
This is 4chan.
Like this is 4chan.
Like this is 4chan.
Like it's the richest man in the world
owns the platform that hosts this shit.
But there's more though.
As far as like crazy replies.
Um
Facial structure.
What?
Wait, what does that mean?
Which, like, do they mean the, the cartoon?
Or do they mean, actually, like, do they think you look like that?
Like, I don't even, like, know what to say.
What?
Why is the...
I mean, what, what are they,
am i i just like unaware that is that kind of stuff like normal on instagram on facebook like places i don't
go and like that's why it's surprising me um what platform is that those spaces are more like like a
rat on a train um track just getting obliterated you know uh-huh twitter's a bit more
it's just like when the punchline is always anti-semitism
but what
but what are they
saying is it a joke
I don't understand the joke
if it's a joke
which part
both
both jokes
I mean like
I hate everything
except
like
like when have you ever
Gone anywhere near any of those topics?
Never. I guess that's the joke. It's like
The con like if you take the concept to its logical extreme, you can make a joke about that sort of thing, I guess
Yeah, but that that would be a joke to me
Them saying except kind of implies
That this I should be making those videos
Well, it more implies to me that you
That this is you. This is they're putting
this right to you
saying you
have made these statements by not
explicitly saying that
you do hate them
which then
like this is what I mean what the fuck are they saying
like what is the joke
if it's a joke
are they beefing with you because
wow he can hate
he can hate everything
even white people
but any of
them, like, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, if that's the thing you get me on, I guess.
Yeah.
It's fair?
Yeah.
It's just like, uh.
I mean, like,
and then the second one,
uh,
the star of David.
Mm-hmm.
Do you think
people that make those kind of jokes
can do that with anything
yes they can like draw it on to anything
and that's the thing because they're all they see
I'm sure like a lot of them are just irony
like 15 year old teenagers that
don't understand like
what they're doing
but there will be people in there in those numbers
that like genuinely believe
this stuff
and like actually are
conspiracy theorists and
spread it some of the stuff on Twitter now is like genuinely unhinged
the dog whistling the crazy anti-semitism is hardcore on there
Elon Musk has like ironically given a good reason why people shouldn't have free speech
his platform is the best example of why free speech
might not be the best way of managing
When it comes to a platform like Twitter, it doesn't seem to work.
Does it?
Well, it's just inconsistent, too, like how it's actually applied.
I don't know.
I really don't know how you pass that one, because their argument is that it used to be the inverse, like, three, four years ago.
and now we're basically in the complete inverse of that
it's just the extreme on the opposite side
except there's a lot more anti-semitism and
like hateful bigoted shit
but that sort of shit is a
it's
oppressing and limiting the speech of
people who
the people being discriminated against
because what like why why would you choose to as someone who's going to receive a bunch of like racist
or like insensitive shit about your culture or race go into a space where that's expected yeah so
that's like the inverse of free speech is those people not being yeah because that's that's
That's where my mind was like, should I, like, quote tweet this and try and highlight this in some way?
But then I almost feel like the Twitter as a battleground or as a place for sharing or talking about ideas is just it's not going to happen.
No, to me it's a lose-lose.
Yeah, there was a time.
but to me that was when it was more like
you were more communicating with your audience
as opposed to
everyone every one
trying to get people who are specifically outside of your audience
to get pissed at you and quote to at you
and promote engagement and replying to each other angrily
are you seen as a left wing
well this is what's funny because I've
I've been all of it over the 10 years
I've been an SJW, I've been alt-right, and I guess now I'm SJW again.
Because you don't hate minorities.
That's the line now.
Either, like, there's no spectrum.
It's either alt-right, like, genuine fascist or SJW communist.
You are one or the other.
And if you don't say that you have...
hate at least one minority you are immediately thrown into SJW communist yeah isn't that
wild though that it's like innocent drawing that I drew when I was like 19 years old
yeah I've even been 18 when I do that yeah you didn't even know what a Jew was
but they would turn that into an argument for it
that's the conspiracy mind you can like spin it into anything any narrative
you start with the belief and just feed everything into it
oh yeah yeah
it's a paranoid mindset
you know if everyone's out to get me
and then you start like behave
in that way and then people are kind of about to get you start acting like
start seeing patterns and everything yeah yeah you make your own reality is what
I say mm-hmm but like I bring it up as an example because it's not like
obviously involves me directly it's my thing I guess but it's not like a it's
not a unusual thing to see on Twitter now which is weird
to me and I don't know why it doesn't make more people uncomfortable considering who owns it
it's not like a fringe 4chan thing it's not like yeah it feels different like you'd
expect to see something like that on 4chan it's like that's kind of where it belongs you know
so seeing it on X the one that is owned by the the richest man in the world that is the
platform for free speech and stuff and it's like this this platform is awful
It's like
A lose for everybody involved in it
I think he's my
Most hated person on the planet
Elon
Yeah I hate him
I genuinely hate him
Yeah
It's extremely unlikable
Because he cares so much about
Being like
Yeah
It's all he cares about
it's yeah he he weirdly is Reddit as well to me like he's he's read it as a human
you know that like desperation for approval that like lack of identity and like all he is is
like me doge yeah yeah I'm the internet guy I'm that one guy who gets the internet right
Doge, got my meme coin, we're gonna fix the government with our Doge program.
It just fucks more shit up.
And with Brazil on that stuff, man. They got a correct assessment.
Brazil? On Do you not know about what Brazil's done with X?
Like it's just a legal band in Brazil now. Because their assessment is like,
one individual should not have this much power and wealth
linked to a platform this global
like it's we're crossing territory we're crossing lines that are
really weird that is blade runner kind of hellscape stuff
let's go Brazil max pain three baby I think there's like a strong argument for it
like yeah I use it I'm addicted to it
be unaddicted but ban it
I don't care, just get rid of it
That's exactly how I feel about cigarettes
Like stop giving me them
You know
You think, yeah, I'm just
You think that would work? Yes
Well, you think I'd go find a dealer for
Well, I don't know, I'm just kind of like that
That level of misery
What level of misery?
Of like it being taken away
Well no, then I wouldn't have the option
There'd be like the withdrawal
You just have to put up with it
well yeah like the the grumpy being grumpy uh-huh be like i'd be grumpy for like a week
like but when you're in it and it's like i can walk two minutes right yeah and get a hit this like
ban facebook less radicalized old people ban instagram less less young people seeing murder on a daily basis
ban twitter less um the extremism the lack of like regulation as far as social media and stuff
is concerned i heard a good analogy is kind of like the way um we look back at like seatbelts
where at the time car companies were like no you don't need seatbelts this isn't something
we need yeah we're not going to impede on your freedoms yeah exactly that was the argument
right it was a freedom argument I say well actually loads of dudes are dying
yeah and who it who now is gonna be like no I think we shouldn't have the seatbelts
in our cars actually it's a bad idea yeah yeah let's uh let's introduce uh 12 year olds did
gore and uh the most insane pornography yeah every every child needs to
to watch soar like but real not even a movie and that's Twitter that is Twitter now and
yeah it is like a reminder of that wild west internet that like we were introduced to at a time
where it was like a little bit scary horrible yeah like can't consent to seeing that stuff
when you're like 12 years old but like it was just opened and everyone was just okay
I guess we'll find out the ramifications of this in a few decades.
And even then, I feel like the conversation isn't really being had or relevant or anyone really cares.
It's just kind of like, well, we're just in this now.
I guess, uh, how do we, what do we do about this, like, direct correlation with, like, mental illness and misery and, like, kids not knowing, like...
Kia has an answer.
What?
Arrest everyone.
if you've been on the internet prison yeah they say we're in a prison state so why not just
put a bow on it yeah might fix the housing crisis too but just a prison island like Australia
originally but yeah switcheroo yeah you know what we're why not he already is a fucking
prison yeah no one can make enough money to get the fuck out yes i i i
I don't know if I made
any point from all that, but
Twitter bad
Twitter bad
Anti-Semitism bad
Um
the rise in it weird
What
The rise in it
Oh
Yeah
I haven't seen it like this in my lifetime
It's very weird
But the rise in open racism
The rise in
Just the dog whistling on
Yeah it's not even just
anti-semitism it's not even dog whistling anymore though go on YouTube like you'll get to a
short that has like something where it's like dude steals a PS5 mm-hmm you know and then
read the fucking comments yeah it's crazy people just like regurgitating shit that
Stephen Crowder says mm-hmm which is openly racist awful fucking shit and you you
You see it with anti-Semitism, you see it with, I mean, it, I feel like since Andrew Tate has been more officially imprisoned, the misogyny stuff is kind of taken a dip, because people are like, oh, the rampantly misogynistic, braggadacious pimp turned out to be a pimp who, like, assaulted.
That is the platforming argument, and that's kind of what people are upset about with the Elon.
on bringing all these people back Tony Robinsons and Fuentes and stuff that's like they're
smothered without the platform it's like what some people do they don't deserve it with
some of their beliefs like yeah they're they're it's the intolerance paradox thing we're
talking about yeah I totally believe now the ideas are like ridiculously dangerous
mm-hmm you know like being when I was young the the way my mind could be swayed
by a convincing, confident person.
Yeah, because we're not truth seekers.
Yeah.
As humans, we're not.
Yeah.
We're, like, the...
We just look for patterns that fit into the thing we already believe.
But also, if it's coming from a person who has a charisma to them.
An authority, yeah.
And just like an entertaining personality, we're more inclined to believe the bullshit that they're saying.
Yeah, and it doesn't even need to, like, make sense what they're saying.
if they're just saying it in the right way if it just
if the crowd is engaged with it if they're getting responses from people like
yeah what the words even say don't even matter at a certain point that's what's
scariest about it to me yeah it's um no i'm not going to say the f word
yeah so but how would you counter then because i'm sure to somebody who
believes these things
who are happier that now
Twitter is the free speech platform
and that it's no longer the
left-leaning SJW
anti-free speech nightmare
and now we're in the prime
and we're just being sensitive
and we can't take a joke and
I'm just trying to think what would be the
what would be the
I guess it's a like free speech
absolutism sort of argument
like that of why it's fundamentally better for all these people to be back you only have to
point at the like riots in our country where where did that yeah yeah get um where where
were the from bringing back tommy yeah um and stuff like i've everything in america um all this the
headline shit um that's my issue with it is it's a it's like a big
American company with the Elon at the top the power isn't like diffused enough
for like the power of the messaging you know what I'm saying like for a platform
that big to be controlled by such like a it's an individual it's not right for
you need like a board that like breaks down the power
and breaks down the power instead of this one person at the top who was like he got upset for example
about a joe biden video that got more views than his announcement of the same thing so he got the
engineer the twitter engineers to make it so that couldn't happen again it's like you're the richest
man in the world you have a level of power that no one should have that should be allowed to have
He reacted to his own app.
Yeah.
But like that is...
I don't know why more people aren't, like, freaked out by that.
Um...
I think right-wing people don't give a shit
because he aligns with them.
He's engineered it, so he gets the most engagement and appears in, like, everybody's feed, I guess, unless you block him.
And the stuff he is spreading is political in nature.
Mm-hmm.
So it's like...
a paid interest that is
weighted a certain way and that's going to influence elections and
well not just like just politics worldwide like attitudes worldwide yeah if it if it
like translates into the real world and like infects the real world because that seems to be like a real
disconnect with like that early internet where it didn't feel real it didn't feel like it was effect that it was a separate
place where it doesn't feel like that anymore it feels like real life is like
almost dictated by this like crazy stuff that shared online yeah haramba he he broke
the barrier the crux that's the point where it crossed over he was the final
whore crux of like the keeping everything balanced the boundary between reality
and internet horse shit and he died of fucking it will
became blurred but yeah i mean like it let's say back in when back in 1930 or so let's say
hitler got burned off twitter would everything that happened would have happened happened
i beg to differ now we're getting deep but but genuinely like that's that like a movement like
Like that comes from a person spreading an infectious idea.
You know, so if you just let, if, if Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world owning, like, the, a giant social media.
He ushers in someone like Nick Fuentes.
Yeah.
Like that.
But I don't, I don't know if I have to, if I'm able to even verbalize it.
it feels anti free speech what he's doing that someone who truly believes in free speech would not
platform themselves in that yeah exactly whereas like because that's i feel like another argument
when people they get very sensitive when you say you're not a free speech absolutist or this kind
of thing whereas i do think like freedom of expression of free speech is extremely important
but like they just prop it up in this way where it's like oh well i guess we're fine with this
rampant just worst thing you've seen ever horrible ideas that like have no there's no positive way
to spin it there's no like goodness to come for it and then it goes back to that uh tolerance uh you know
yeah but it like i i think freedom of speech is like a myth like it doesn't exist anywhere
it can't like what does it even mean like when when someone says freedom of speech is it like i'm allowed
say whatever I can it's you're allowed to say anything when as long as it's not inciting
violence you're allowed to say it and won't be punished for it there's there's already a um
like a restriction there and then like with the violence yeah and then restrictions going
beyond if you publicly start spreading the like coke has poison it in it and that catches on and
then you can be sued for that like and legally then you you're culpable like
there's there's already so many boundaries to freedom of speech we just have an issue when we
can't say the n word like that's that's the argument on like like Elon Musk's argument
it's like well but but if someone says some bullshit about you then you can sue them and like
fuck their life or change the algorithms of the thing you yeah or just ban them off your social
media like it's it doesn't work both ways it like it it almost feels inherently
top down so at least the key a bullshit like it's coming direct from the government when he's
arresting people for doing shit that like i'm against anyway and i think a society should
be against anyway so so yeah that's the the line
I don't really see a problem.
Where you have to choose when to be intolerant to intolerance, right?
That's the paradox we're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you can say like it's a slippery slope.
Yeah, because that's the fear, obviously.
It's like, oh, you give, when the government is choosing what is legal and what isn't legal, then you can, to say, and you can keep restricting speech to a degree where then suddenly you find that you can't protest the government or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
and like I'll agree with that when it actually impedes on something that shouldn't be impeded on
you know like that as for maybe it's already gone far enough where I don't see that the boundary's been
crossed so I never see well that boundary is pretty much defined by the country you were raised
in like the beliefs of that country or but I mean like rampant open
racism and
like just
hatred for like
each other
and it's like the
the edgy humour thing where it's like
okay yes it's the same joke every single time
and it's always that it's always pointing at that
like is there anything else any other observation
it's a crutch it's something to fall back on for these actual
racist so when they're called out on it oh no it's it's not like i'm not actually racist i'm just like
making a an edgy joke i'm just asking questions yeah it's it's that that is a dog whistle
that i'm just asking questions yeah that that's the i'm just asking questions or it's just
a joke because like there's there's only one kind of person laughing at that stuff
you know and they're the people who are either already like set deep within the pipeline or at the
beginning of it mm-hmm because I remember like when I first I must spend like 16 or whatever
found out about 4chan and went on it and I guess I assumed it was like a satire website
because that's like what it says like in the print and whatnot and you're like oh this is like
an edgy this is a dream for a 16-year-old it's like edgy humor
violence, whatever.
And then, like, I must have gone on a,
a humor thread or whatever,
and then seen, like...
Wait a minute.
Like, you're not joking, huh?
There's no joke going on here.
But they would have started at the same point.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you just go deeper and deeper, I guess.
And it's...
You start believing...
But that's what's crazy.
It's, like, that jump of, like...
going from oh this this is real this is a social infection that's changing people you know what I
mean like the the conspiracy theory stuff when it gets like really intense and then you get
like Aiden Ross watching like 9-11 conspiracy videos on sorry I think I'm getting
confused with the leafy but you know whatever
you know what I'm saying
yeah
no it's
there's definitely
crossed wires there
with like conspiracy theories
and
like a
anti-Semitism
racism
any
intolerant
group
we're just like yeah
funnels towards any white supremacy
like
create replacement theories
and all this shit
yeah
um
Um, yeah, and it, it always starts off as like a joke.
It's exactly how, like, I think Dave Ruben, Mr.
What do they call him?
Dave Rubel.
He, he, in the period when I was like a late teenager, um, only just getting into politics, like
yeah yeah incredibly susceptible and he started off just coming out of um that show
the chanker's on oh um young turks young turks i'm pretty sure he started yeah you're right he was
he just came off that and he was like i'm just a left wing guy um classical liberal everyone else
was i didn't think he'd reach that point yet i wasn't even saying that um maybe he was but
it meant something else then
and he was like
I'm just gonna talk to everyone and like be reasonable
and blah blah blah yeah like he
the intellectual dark web was born
yeah but he took you on a journey
because I started watching his videos thinking like
yeah I kind of aligned with this guy
and then he just went down this dark rabbit hole
when like
when he's like eating
fucking
Ben Shapiro's ass
while Ben Shapiro is taking
a shit all over there.
It got to points like that
where I was like, wait a minute, like
why didn't I stop this a long time ago?
Because these, like, I...
And there's this, it's this thing I've noticed
from, like, just, I guess,
being alive so long with YouTube
and seeing these trends come and go.
There's this type of
content and Dave Rubin is an awesome example of it where it's like they have this conversation where they act like it's the conversation they need to be having that we need to be having but the conversation is just them saying about how important that conversation is for like an hour and it's like this is what about this thing we can't talk about anymore? Oh man like I agree with you man that's crazy we can't talk about that anymore and then more about this other thing that like you know and it just goes in circles like just jerking each other off about how they're having this really important.
conversation but then like when you actually like tally at the end like what's been
talked to say well I guess I'm a classical liberal too huh it's crazy but then like I was I was
like late teens I guess you were would have been like midteens like being
introduced that stuff and like only just making out the other side you know like
just dodging like getting a few strays like Neo like
like on the way with this like radicalization
software that's been funneled to everybody.
But then what about the people that like
did, don't, aren't, never have that moment of like, wait,
what is, what am I being shown?
Like, what are the, what am I supposed to be taking away
from these things that I'm reading that are being said to me
that are being joked about?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, where does this lead?
Yeah, it's psychos.
And it's like, it makes you wonder, like, what would it have taken for me to have been just sucked that bit deeper into the pipeline where I couldn't, like, where I was too far, or at least far enough where I'd still be in it now.
Yeah.
Where do you put the blame for this as well?
Because I see all these, like, these crowders and whatnot.
They're almost more like a symptom of something.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's systematic and cultural.
like the system definitely rewards these people yeah well that's why i go back to like the silicon valley people
that designed it yeah yeah they made it they made this problem they had no idea that like it was like
well we're gonna make this amazing thing that like just gives you what you want to see like the stuff
that you engage with the most like obviously you want more of that
but that's when the seatbelt thing comes in where it's like what we instinctually want is bad
yeah we want what's easy it's also not what we actually want because yeah yeah like we engage with
conflict more than like anything yeah of course so when you see some shit and that that was definitely
part of why it blew up so big early on and there was kind of an edgy like you know what the these
guys are well-spoken they're making sense and they're kind of against the grain
it's like a counterculture thing yeah it felt especially when you're a teenager you're like yeah yeah
yeah and it felt almost punk like uh-huh the intellectual dark web yeah yeah i mean that that name is so
perfect um and it the the like the it's all settled down over the past few years and it's been
like these for us but i feel like that cycle started again with like the 15 year olds yeah i'm i'm
sure it always will maybe it always has but it's like to a next level we didn't have like
Andrew Tate people doing that yeah it wasn't yeah because it wasn't refined to like that art
that he had it to which like his minions spreading his voice and whatnot so you don't even need
to like it's impossible without the internet and he he didn't even need the minions you know he was
rich off of being a pimp yeah it was pure ego that sent him like yeah because the that's the
thing it's like once you have the money it's the same those are big streamers that are like so
rich it's like because the influence is the valuable bit at the end that's the bit they get
addicted to that they want to hold on yeah yeah otherwise why else would they do it like what
and that's whole andrew tait's entire downfall is the fact that he was willing to brag about
all this dumb shit he did yeah if you just held his tongue you probably could have got away
with it like all the other like silent millionaires that probably made their money doing
horrific shit that you just don't know about
Jesus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are we talking about?
How we get there?
When?
Dave Ruben.
Dave Rubel.
Did Andrew Tate get money from Russia?
Not sure.
Not sure.
But yeah, uh, today's sponsor is Russia today.
We should, um, we should do a, we should record some new, um, like, shirt adverts and, like, do a fake Russian voice for the whole thing, like, speaking Russian.
Just a message from our sponsors.
No, enstruez, you know.
But the fact that, like, that, because that's been, like, a, I guess, like a theory, a game theory for a while, like, these bots and, like, these Russian interference and social media and whatnot.
but there's like more and more evidence of it part of it turns out it's just real yeah and these weird
bots that like scrape Reddit posts from like 2012 and so it's really creepy it makes you a
question like how much of the internet is just this weird like scraping reposting just
AI stuff yeah dead internet theory right because that was already bad before AI
bots were doing stuff right like the dead internet theory was already a theory let alone when you
add in the the robots that can do it so efficiently yeah such a high i don't know if
logically it seems like if it keeps going in this direction that there's going to be a point
where you just have to log off like all people like we'll just have to revert
because everything you read like the majority will be fake yeah I think that's we basically
I think that's the only way we fix it is by getting there we have to ruin it like it's
it's it's it's been and shitted like it's already the enshrining has been the best things
we're going to get from it we've got right so now we need to just yeah we got keyboard cap we
got Charlie bit my finger skibbly toilet right at the end there yeah
You know, it was like a few years there where things were just awesome, you know.
And that panda video is pretty good.
Chipmunk, classic.
The panda are falling?
Yeah, yeah.
The gopher.
Yeah, dramatic look.
The real stuff.
Old school buggy, splashing.
Buggy with the guitar hero guitar.
Fuck, yeah.
I always go back to that splash.
Pre-cancer buggy.
All of it is pretty.
cancer book yeah any more on that one before we go to mid break it's been kind of a long
one but I can do a little bit of questions when we come back if you're okay with that
yeah I'm I mean I'm just I just want to iterate that I am incredibly right wing
Oh yeah, if that hasn't been clear
Yeah
So don't send your Crowder and Shapiro Goons after us
We're one of you
Yeah, we're with Russia today too
Yeah
We've been making so much
Rubel
Oh yeah
These walls are
Stuffed with Rubel
Many, many rubal
sprinkling ruble
it's an edible currency
herbal rubal
it's the first edible currency
I'll say
I call that a meal ticket
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yeah man
do you ever have moments just like that
well you just have to
the only thing that you can do is just look up and go
why me
have you ever done that
have you ever actually gone
why
or no
no
no
perhaps it doesn't really have the same room maybe are we I don't know yeah I've only done it
when I've really wanted to understand something and I said it as in K-N-O-W no I don't
don't know or i want to no no yeah i feel like there's a whole there's a whole field of exploration
there like the just that movie shot you're on top of the skyscraper you're on the cliff edge
and you just let it rip you just yeah do you want to run scream off like a cliff
I think I might if I was there
I want to start
an avalanche with run
What if there's like a skier
A cataclysmic avalanche that destroys an entire
Mountain Town
Because they didn't run first enough
You won them
I won them
But the warning also
was the threat
yeah
pretty clever in that way
you can make a whole movie about it
the warning was the threat
that's the tagline
yeah the name
run
run
the warning was the threat
that exactly
that right there is exactly
how the Kevin Smith film
Tusk was made
yeah
as podcast
yeah
yeah
only difference is we don't have access
to ban
not yet um i guess yes this is part of the show we head over to the suggestion
thread over on the subreddit on that knee slapping subreddit have you ever done that
when something's funny like gone you know what that is a little knee slap um no i value my
knee health when you hear a good yogi bear is dead you know
Yeah, in that context, yeah.
Well, miniature runny says
Bear Bear Jar.
From your memory, what are the worst jar moments or episodes?
Moments that make you wince or look back on with absolute abject overwhelming true disgust.
Disgust?
Every time I said
yeah just anything that's like a real reflection of its time
in 2016 17 18 yeah jesus christ in particular also when i said there's no way
donald trump is winning did you say that yeah i said i was it was like duh like i was
writing south park or something yeah yeah there's just no way yeah yeah i'm sure there's so many of those
there um maybe in hindsight the the toilet paper thing what toilet but oh the
around COVID you mean yeah like like I I understand the audience being kind of
annoyed yeah I know but it it was I wouldn't change that though personally yeah because
it it was like a a miracle you know we could do that joke without actually depriving anyone
because you'd had that toilet paper.
We could do that exact same joke right now.
That's how much toilet paper I have.
You still have that much?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Are you just terrified that someday you're going to, like, do that wipe?
It's a, I don't know.
I guess it's like a deep rooted insecurity of mine.
It makes me feel secure to just know that like, if I had Ria that bad, you know,
like I'm good.
Yeah.
And that's kind of reassuring to me.
I didn't know if anyone's ever had Ria that bad.
Bad enough to have to use it.
all the toilet paper in this house.
I don't know, man.
Better safe than sorry is all I say.
Yeah.
As far as that stuff's concerned.
And I was like, that was one of the times I was like, you know what?
This is exactly why I'm right to do this crazy shit, you know?
And the one time it's like, finally it was worthwhile buying all this paper.
Yeah, I don't really have anything too crazy.
Because for me, it's like, one.
Once it's out, then it's gone, and I don't even remember what I said.
So is it even real?
I feel that way a lot at the time as well.
Like what?
I don't know what I said.
Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
You could tell me something I did say a hundred episodes ago, and I'll say, no, I didn't.
Yeah.
Because I didn't.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, like, current me, I didn't say that.
Yeah.
I don't understand, but who is that?
Yeah.
A fragment of a whisper once passed.
us.
Beautifully put, 100%.
John Zibli too says
Will we
see and are cigars as good as they say video any time soon?
The people of the Jaya Republic need to know the truth.
Could be a controversial one.
We're a Jarl monarchy as well, correct yourself.
I would say
the second we start
well, we probably have to do some research so we know what to say about cigars for a start.
I know we give off the impression that we're smoking those £1,000 cigars every weekend,
but well, the truth is, it was the same box of cigars for like two years, maybe.
If not longer.
It's been a while.
Yeah, they last.
They wipe you out for a good month.
Yeah.
And only once or twice.
maybe five
I say five times
if I smoked a cigar
not on the cast
Okay
And there was a question
I didn't screen cap
That was like
Have you felt that urge
And I haven't with cigars
As far as like
That thing you talk about
Whereas when you buy that first pack
It's like that's a sign
You know
As far as six
I haven't had it with gars
But I have had it with
The mini gars
Cigarillo is aware
Right okay
I've
had that I had a few weeks ago I had it really bad where I was like the day was coming
to an end it was like 7 p.m the sun was going down it was like nice sun was out there was a
slight breeze in the air I was like I really want one of those little cigars right now I
really want one I really want one and you didn't get one but I didn't but I thought like
it would in minutes I could have one in my hands
I don't think you'd be at risk though
You think I'd be safe with that one?
Yeah
Because like that's
That's not like a nicotine withdrawal
No but there's also
I don't know
It's almost like an admittance
Like
Yeah it's there's a psychological bit
At play
Yeah you don't want to be like
It felt to me like put my hands up like
Well
Add this one to the cards then I guess
Like
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But I didn't
Doesn't mean I won't now
Well, I mean don't
Yeah
I think that's a bad reason for wanting to do it
I think yeah
Because if
If then you associate
That moment
The sun going down
You know, the end of the day
Right, it's time for my go
Then it becomes a routine
and then
then maybe one isn't enough
that's the thing
because that's what's cool
in disco elysium
amazing game
the side character
is like one of his quirks
is that he has one cigarette
every day
and it's like the last thing
he does before bed
is have his one cigarette
when he's like
decompressing at the end of the day
if you got that level of discipline
I feel like
one cigarette a day
is not going to like
drastically change your lifespan
or anything
um
one
and like apart from that he's like
that's his vice just one cigarette out of here
I wouldn't recommend it
no but if that's the thing of like
this is one vice
he's healthy otherwise
he doesn't drink he doesn't eat cabri's
he doesn't eat Nestle
yeah especially Nestle
I love Nestle munchies
Yeah, but not the disgusting variant
Huh?
Huh?
What do you mean?
No, we'll just get lost down a whole different pipeline
No, what's the disgusting variant?
I have to know.
You know, idiot gimmick flavor.
Which one?
The like crunchy one?
No, it's like cookie dough or something.
Nah, it's nothing compared to OG.
OG wins.
Yeah, but sometimes
No, there's no room for that
It never replaced it
But I told you we get lost down this
Now I forgot what we're talking about
I knew munchies were getting the way
They always do
They might
I have one munchy at night
To decompress when the sun is setting
Yeah
I gotta have one munch
Um
Loptical
That's one I probably should put in housekeeping
But it does relate to house
More of a house cleaning question
Tee here
But I put it here anyway
Randy was 100% correct in that Dr. Gregory House, M.D., is based on Sherlock Holmes,
the first episode directed by Brown Singer, featuring a teacher and all her students,
is centered around Miss Adler.
Irene Adler made Sherlock Holmes respect women, and the ending is similar to Holmes faking his death.
There's lots of similarities such as them both being drug addicts, playing instruments really well, and plenty more.
And then Cocholulu corrected him saying, you are mistaken, that was not Randy.
it was his brother Alex
Oh yeah
Yeah
Just a bit of a correction there
But otherwise
A bit of the Moriarty to your Sherlock
Hmm
Um
Okay
Like
Like
I said a bit of myself
Sherlock can suck
No like the character Sherlock Holmes cool
The BBC show Sherlock
Not cool
House cool
How's cool?
Even Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock kind of cool.
Mm-hmm.
Stupid.
Stupid, but cooler than the BBC one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you, like, the books, that character is cool?
He's a good character.
It's like a classic character.
Yeah.
But I don't care.
It's like Pinocchio or something.
I don't give a shit.
You know what I want to see?
Out of...
Sherlock.
Holmes or Pinocchio who's more badass house which would be more hype to okay would it be
more hype if in Sherlock Holmes a portal opened and Pinocchio came in or in
Pinocchio a portal open as Sherlock Holmes and Watson came in which is more
hype which is more this is cinema I think it would be more hype if it was the
intro to a house episode
and the
person getting ill at the beginning
was Pinocchio coming and being like
I need to become a real boy I'm sick of this
you know and then houses to figure out how to make him a real boy
yeah
and it'd be so good like
you could do so much with house and the portals like
just a portal opens and it's like I've got
grayscale from Game of Thrones
from HBO's Game of Thrones
shit
oh you could do it
and then there could be like
a multiverse episode where it's like
Robert Downey coming in
Benedict Cumberbatch
coming in
yeah Rick from the Walking Dead
a bit
get him a lumbar puncture
and an IV trip
this is a show
yeah
bring him back
bring him out retirement
let's go
you know this is exactly
how the movie Tusk was made
Worst film ever made Tusk
Of which I still see like
It's one of those TikTok films where like
It gets like mention like
You have got to see this freaky one
This one a man
It did make you feel quite uncomfortable
I don't like
That sort of body horror
I like it
Because the little
one because
let's do a couple more here
right I mentioned I should probably show you this
because I mentioned Grammy earlier in the episode right
um his post
explaining my thought process
in birthing hawk to a deadpool
you mistakenly immediately wrote
this idea off with your initial disgust at the phrase
hawk tour but I genuinely think
that this is worthy and necessary continuation of the Hot Girl Booty Spider-Man ethos.
I think both of these terms are becoming irrelevant at this juncture,
so the time may have passed, but I would encourage you to reflect on any currently booming
sexually charged phrases and popular superhero characters.
Trust me, there will be. And when the time is right,
you will have the perfect concoction of engagement bait that made
Hot Girl Booty Spider-Man your 35th most viewed video.
And if you wanted to take this idea further,
the first and third most popular videos on the human-born fresh YouTube channel are about the nostalgia critic,
those videos being the worst movie review on YouTube and is the nostalgia critic as cringe as they say.
If you take away anything from this,
it's important to preserve the legacy of average jokes and rip on them and beat the dead horse until the milk runs dry.
Feel free to ignore this if you do read this, but make a post.
But I did make a post with a selection of potential thumbnails that would...
I'd like to hear your thoughts on, if possible.
Maybe I'll just show you one or two here,
just so you get a general idea,
sort of what he's conceptualizing.
There's, yeah, so he's put the work in, quite like that one.
So, yeah.
Wow.
Thoughts?
Um
This goes on to something
I mean
To be honest
And not many
Uh
Not many people in
In this position would say this
But I think this gentleman
What was his name?
Grimmie
Gentry
I think you should start a YouTube channel
I think you should do this yourself
still give us all your free ideas but also do your thing
yeah do your own ones
keep the faucet with a little drip
people get thirsty
oh they get bloody thirsty
and speaking of thirsty
radio heads
all bums pen says hey
Ever watched Panic at the Disco's cover of Karma Police from Radiohead?
If so, what do you think about it?
What's your opinion on both artists?
I haven't seen it and it sucks.
I haven't seen it.
I'm scared of hearing that.
I hate Panic at the Disco.
Is that Brendan Uri?
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
He is 3D printed.
He's 3D printed and his voice is 3D printed.
He's got a 3D printed voice.
Yeah. I hate him. Oh, he sucks. He fucking sucks. I hate that guy. I don't hate him as a person. I hate him as a representation of what I hate.
He was like, like, a alien queen laid him. You know, he's got that vibe.
He's like an alien cross predator.
Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't like him. His, um, his cover of behem.
Rhapsody made me...
It radicalized me, for a period.
Um...
Not a fan.
Where is Radiohead Rock?
Live in Denver, Karma Police, by Panic at the Disco.
that was cruel
that felt really nasty
it's like um
oil in water
you know
yeah
fuck
what a horrible
combination
the opposite of like
peanut butter
and jelly
you know
have you ever had
the fuck
have you ever had
peanut butter and jelly
no of course I haven't
I'm not fucking American
yeah
a fucking relevant
what do we
we are Americans
like what do we eat
we have our
sort of
potatoes
jelly
no jelly's different
I love jelly
what do we call it
jam
jam
peanut better jam
yeah I like
get a knife
and I go between my toes
and then I scrub
whatever that is
all over my bread
with a bit of peanut
and then
I get my American flag
and I wave it
and that's how I know
Brendan Yuri has talent
Is Brendan Urey British or American?
He's American, isn't he?
Oh, thank you.
No, but bro, we used to have some cool British pop stars, but who have we got left?
Who?
Megan Traynor?
Ooh.
Uh.
Huh?
Ed Sheeran?
Sam Smith?
Sam Smith?
We got Charlie at least.
Thank Christ, do we have Charlie?
But that's it.
Yeah, but who...
Of course, Charlie is carrying the flag.
God.
Who else is there?
Who is the...
I guess Radioheader kind of kicking?
The Smilers?
Yeah, there's no one.
You know?
No one good.
No one on the level of like a queen.
David Bowie, you know?
I mean, when's the last time we had a David Bowie?
I don't know, David Bowie.
I mean, like, what do you mean?
Because Ed Sheeran was, like, the biggest artist in the world for years.
But, like, it's Ed Sheeran.
It's not cool, like, Queen or David Bowie.
But, like, just because you don't like them, like, you have to give him credit that he was fucking huge.
I guess, but so's Drake.
We can agree that Ed Sheeran is better than Drake.
Yes.
But, just like Prometheus and Mass Effect 3, both suck.
Yeah, but again, one sucks more.
Drake the engineer or is Ed Shearing the engineer in this situation?
Drake is the Reaper.
Ed Shearing, Ed Shearing is...
More ways than one.
Ed Shearing is Fastbender.
So Ed Shearing is Michael Fastbender.
And Drake...
Is Ed Sheeran?
Dude.
Um, we've got two more here, for you wrap up.
No title 5-1-4 says, given the recent release of the brand new cinematic masterpiece and comedic genius
documentary am I a racist from the author Matt Walsh he reminds me that
Alex Logged's previous classic what is a woman but didn't rate it on letterboxed
did Alex enjoy seeing Matt Walsh destroy those woke moralists or did he see it the
true death of intellectualism the film that and Matt Walsh's perspective truly
was I didn't really rate it on letterbox because it felt it felt more like
rating like an SJW owned compilation or something you know that's what it was
more to me so do you as far as they go was it a good one um I didn't take
notes while watching it I have to admit I remember very little about you liked
it though didn't you it was just hype obviously they find him very smug and
annoying and then like like a month
after that documentary came out
he went on like Drew Rogan
and was humiliated
with that stats thing
but it's like what
you just
you just made a documentary
about this subject
and you
yeah
like you don't really need
anything else
beyond that
um
and yeah this new one
it's like
it's just making
these provocative movies
to piss people off
and then like
it's part of it
what we were said before
yeah
well people
they're calling him the
the bull rat
like of the right
so
we'll see
yeah because like on the daily
while whatever they upload like
the most ultimate
undercover actor of our time
Matt Walsh
here he is
it's like
I mean
The power of having a thick beard and a deep voice.
So you're kind of dumb, right?
I mean, I guess.
I mean, what can you expect from a Welshman?
What?
Matt Welsh.
Oh, right, okay.
Yeah, but, um...
Have you considered that men are women and women are men?
Do women have balls?
Gotcha.
Yeah.
I mean,
I watched it and I thought it was fucking sick.
No, I've not watched it and I, I've seen a few clips and, yeah, I, I guess I assumed that there was more to it than just those bits where he's like saying basically what I just said, do women have balls?
What's a woman?
Like, yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't seem the most educational, I guess I'd say.
And definitely fair.
Hmm.
He's, would you say he's, he's definitely not going into it with a, with, with his mind already made?
Would you say he's definitely not doing that?
well i don't even know what he says so i can't do if at least with jordan we've got
these woke moralists cultural marxist what is what is matt say oh what's that other
peterson's got so many he always goes to that one one you're bloody right he loves saying bloody
yeah it's really weird
is that a canadian thing
when he's getting serious the bloody
comes up yeah
you better bloody take this seriously
you had a little
he doesn't laugh
there
because it always
comes back to bloody
oh bloody
what the fuck
take it bloody seriously
what is that one that you serve
you're gonna have to move on because that could be the ultimate project like create a character
where the whole point of the character is to convince the daily wire to like hire you as like a
mat walsh tight talking head but like the whole time you were in character and then you come out
of doing bloody and then once you're in then you let the character go while you're like
working on a Mac Walsh documentary, a double agent, making your own documentary halfway through
his documentary. The thing is, how do you know you won't get lost in the source? That could be
part of it, you know? Maybe, but like, that's how Alex Jones began, right? You like, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. But like, you're doing it and doing it, and then like the accent is becoming more and
more, yeah, yeah, you're looking in the mirror going, bloody, bloody. It just becomes natural. And then,
and then suddenly you're seeing that.
the money pile
in from Russia
and you're
Bloody
Bloody
and
yeah
The Stroach and a bloody
Yeah
suddenly it's
It all just
feels right
And then yeah
You tried to do an impression
of Jordan Peterson
But your voice just
is Peterson's voice
And you can
That's what you know
Do you think he's ever
Looked in the mirror
And gone
Bloody
in a perfect British accent
bloody fuck
I wonder if any of them
at this point did start off that way
I'm gonna infiltrate
I'm like I'm on the right
yeah I'm doing this for the right reasons
I'm yeah I'm gonna do an expose
when I'm through with all of this
fuck me that's a lot of money
yeah
yeah I'm gonna be a whistleblower
when this is all said and done
gung
B...
Cartoonsish thing.
Oh, he's turning into dollars.
Yeah.
Then all of a sudden, your beliefs don't mean much.
Yeah.
They bought and paid for.
By the Geekave.
No.
I was gonna do one more,
it's too big.
I don't know.
Do, make one up?
Um, skibbiddy writes in this.
Um, when you look in the mirror, do you say bloody or do you...
