JAR Media Posdact - the wiltshire VECNA

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:30 Housekeeping 56:25 Uncle Iroh CBT 1:04:17 Mid Break 1:05:08 r/JARMEDIA Questions: Always Being Ill 1:10:41 How to get over a Rut 1:24:40 Underpants 1:28:33 Terrible Predictions for New Star Wars Slop 1:31:39 Ongoing Wendys Thing 1:33:37 Watching Movie Credits 1:39:02 The Ultimate Specimen #BroCastS7E2

Chat GBT.GBT. Perfectly done. Buh. Buhb's got a new neighbor. What's his name? Hey guys. Who's that? Nice to meet you guys.

Can we AI Jen that quick? Hey, I'm Spongebob. When I come to this party with Kanye? Sounds fun. Will he finally drop cuck? I forgot about that old shit. fuck that was unhinged was that 2025

yeah Kanye's fallen off so hard that like even his outrageous shit people don't care like he's taking it so far that like maybe he gives the shit

he can't do anything anymore because it's like well we expect it from you now like the only way now to catch people's attention if he becomes like neurotypical. Like, if he starts behaving. Yeah, when it's counterculture to be normal. Yeah. Right.

Wow, he's predicted it again. Being normal is the new weird. Yeah. When it's subversive to be normal. Oh my God, dude. What? go from here. They call that a chicken jockey moment, my friend.

Oh, chicken jockey! It's like... When's chicken jockey gonna be funny again? Never. It never was. Well, found it funny. I didn't really understand that. That whole thing.

Chicken jockey. No, you did. Nah, I never really understood it. When you saw it, you loved it. What I saw what? The Minecraft movie In the theatre In the theatre

When you jumped up Do you remember when the joke was Um Eating beans in the theatre At least that That's less disrespectful Than uh Than chicken jockey

Bringing a real chicken into the Minecraft Yeah yeah No but like the meme was I was eating beans in the theatre And like someone made fun of me for it It's like the meme Sure There's a meme for every

You don't remember that? I do remember it But like It was everywhere Yeah, it wasn't that good though. There's no chicken... Rick and Rocky! Yeah, I guess.

That puts kind of a fun spin on it. Yeah, you just freshened it up for me and now it's funny again. Rick and Rocky. Yeah. No, that worked for me. That worked for me. Do it again? Rocky, Rickin.

Not even doing it the other way around. Not funny anymore. Boring. Ricken. AI mod it, so it's Epstein saying it. laugh again. But until you do that, I won't laugh. Kirkify it. Yeah. Should we just run through Epstein?

What? Like, step by step, Epstein start to finish, like, this app. The Epstein app. Like, we're going to go through the Epstein files. Yeah. All like 30,000 of them. There's like millions as well. There's still so much time out. Damn, I thought we owned redacted, but they got that one lot. Yeah. They got that shit on the island. Yeah.

Do you think P. Went to the island. I'm sure we've done that bit. Redacted. Fuck. I don't know. He doesn't really have the vibe of going to the island. He fucking hung out with Kanye.

No, that was what it was. He went to, he would go to a day. Oh, yeah, he did go to a. He went to a free dog. He wore like his white armor instead. I thought like we weren't going to do this shit anymore. Yeah. No, just cut that whole bit.

Cut it. I'll put it up as a bonus with a Patriots. Yeah. Is that fuck to like carve out the shit? Yeah. Anytime we relapsed.

It just goes there. It's so hard not to you, they like... Yeah. Because I'm honestly torn on it because part of me is like... Ha ha. It's like, you know, what?

There is more to mind there. Yeah, yeah, it's a bottom that's fucking well. We proved it. Yeah. And there is a hankering. Yeah, I just feel like we need to, we need to restrain ourselves, you know. But to the point of like. Let the pressure build.

When it gets to October again. Yeah. What could we possibly do? I think that would still, that would be too soon. Like, just no month themed thing for it ever again. maybe next year or maybe we can only do it on odd years as in when the numbers are like the Olympics or something

it's like every four years yeah yeah maybe we can only do it when it's a February leap year from now on on the 29th yeah we get to do one then and it has to be on a Monday as well when the 29th lands on a Monday Once a millennia You got a day of it

I don't know A one A two One two Three four Good afternoon Morning evening Or night

This is the broadcast That's Season 7 episode Episode two That was cool That was like a What's he code? Uh, Camel?

Yeah? No. One of us has to be pro it, one of us has to be anti it. Like a left and right sort of dichotomy. Yes, it always turns into two groups fighting. I think we should change and move on. I think we should go back and do the thing that we've always done. Isn't that the age old, uh...

I want P month forever. I want different months all the time. Yeah, bro. I'm Jim, joined by Alex. What's up, son? I love when Alex says that. Alex, catchphrase. My Alex catchphrase.

So seeing as I'm Jim, it's kind of strange that I'm introducing it like this, because normally Alex does it, but... I wanted a day off. I just wanted to talk. about Dark Souls 2 for a while. Um, because I'm Jim. Don't you fucking go there.

Um, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the journal media. Patrons over, over on that there, Patreon. They make the show and audio version possible. Um, you get that raw, unfiltered MP3 over there. Add free, you can add it to your RSS feed. Host of choice. Your Spotify's. Your pod beans.

Go on. Go check out pod bean. Do you know what RSS stands for? really sucky suck do you want to actually know Rick Sambino Sanchez from Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty's Rick Sanchez maybe we should do Pickle Rick month that would go down swell yeah before we carry on with the little patron bit

can I just do my Rick and Morty Rick impression Of course hello everybody my name's Rick what about Marty I don't do

Marty but what else do you get over there on the Patreon. You get your patron names right out in the first. You go Paisley Chants! Oh, getting way ahead of yourself there, brother. Sorry, sorry. Patreon names read on the first or second week of each month. But as Jim just was getting out, Joe after hours, the supplementary show.

That's also over there. Last week we read through Jeff the Killer. A story, I feel like everyone knows, but doesn't know. Yeah, nobody truly knows. It's like that, it's like the neighbor you didn't know was a killer. You know? Mr. Bastard of sorts Yeah, yeah

You're like, oh, they wave to me every morning And say, morning, son! And carry on with their day And they look pleasant, but they're actually a murderer. But there's a huge growing playlist Over there, the first episode of Jar Vision Getting to Learn My GoPro I was going through your record collection,

a few creepypastor ones over there That aren't Jeff the killer, Certain Chances. Going way back, there's the video where I went through my plants forgot about that. There's all sorts on, though, a whole range.

There's also the JAR Media group chat. Last but not least, it's a group chat. You can leave suggestions for the show. Yeah. We'll be covering housekeeping, like we're about to do right about now. Yes, we are, isn't it?

Who's this new character? It's Lukash, the Baster. No, we can't have another the bastro. Oh. Too many bass smell. It's Lucas, the, the motherfucker. Well, motherfucker on out of here, Lucas.

Unless your first name is George, then we'll interview you. No, it's just Lucas. Oh. Hanga. Like from Smash Bros? Like from Kafka's laugh? Oh, yeah. Hello, Kafka.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Let's do Grogu Month. Let's do a hype moment for the Grogu movie. Let's do Stranger Things Month. Yeah.

Let's do Vecna month. Count my fucking words. Nobody's going to remember Vecna in five years. I remember him. Vecna, Vecna. You're going to make a fucking song so we can't forget him. Vakna, vacna, vacna, vac. Vakna, vac.

You read my mind. But yeah, let's do some housekeeping then. We'll round off conversations, grab some from the Jiamedia group chat first, though. Yeah, hell yeah. Is Julie still vehemently against traveling to Butlins on the holidays? Yeah. Yeah.

How the fuck? When did we say that? I don't know. She's against a lot of things in this world, and Butlins is one of them. I mean, it is fucking buttlands I always just think of butter Yeah

Why would I want to go to Bottee? I think butter's yummy At least it's not like Margarinelands Yeah, true I use so much butter now Yeah, it's awesome Sorry I keep saying the F slur today

Which one? Fuck Oh, that's fine That's fine nowadays Is it? Yeah What, you can say much as you want.

Fuck! Yeah, there's only one word that really gets flagged nowadays because there was a whole era of Jail where literally every single episode got the yellow icon. Yeah. The one that always does get flagged is the C word because Americans are really sensitive about it. What, clever?

Yeah, clever clogs. Yeah, because they don't have any clever people there. This is a funny one from Nohaj. Alex and Jim Thoughts on UK dogging culture Do you ever see spots or signs of them Which you have to avoid Have you ever seen any incident of flash

Had to escape from these people Had to escape is crazy But um Of course I know them They're me I've always like heard this about the UK That it's like It is quite popular I think

Um I saw those doggers and documented it on the jar Yes you did Okay to go. Is it really dogging though if it's not like Like somewhat communal? What do you mean by that? My understand of dogging is that like

It's kind of communal It's like it like people Multiple like couples will go to a spot And the definition according to Google The practice of watching or engaging an exhibitionist Sexual Activity in a public place. So I think like the doggers I call count as doggers. Were they doggers or were they just fucking in public?

That's what it is, right? Why is it called that? That's what dogs do, I guess. Doglets. Doglets. Everybody want to go dogglet? What? Huh?

Um, yeah, obviously you've had an experience. I've had like potential like, sussie backer moments. Yeah. I mean, I'll put my hand up and say, I've done it a few times, but only in my Vecna like cosplay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't be like recognized, you know. Yeah, you just stand there out, like waiting for doggars in your Vecna. I like frightening doggers as Vecna. Yeah, you're like the Somerset Gimp. You're the Wiltsch of Vecna.

Don't give me ideas Because that's kind of There's something to that Yeah, some freaky as fuck How scary would that fucking be there Yeah well imagine if you were like I think it To be perfectly frank

I think dogging is fucking crazy Because like you're That's why they like it though right But you're like attracting Like surely potentially really frightening people I don't know The idea is that it's exhibitionist, right? So is that from other people

like seeing or from the concept of being somewhere public? I guess, I don't know. With the risk of like, ooh, what if someone sees by foo, you know what I mean? What if someone sees my dog's bollocks? What if somebody sees my fucking batty cheeks, fam? What if someone sees my Vecna?

Flapping in the wind. Maybe you're right, I don't know, but I think you're wrong and I think I'm right. I think it's more. Ah, there is something we forgot to address. Why? Um, I don't know what they're doing so far over there. Eh, yeah, yeah.

Let them. Let them. Stank them. Hey, it's a free country, ain't it? Oh, wait a minute. You can't make jokes anymore. Yeah, we're recording this from prison because we made a joke. Yeah.

At one time. Kirstama caught Alex Vecna dogging. He was joking about Vecna dogging. threw them in the depths. Slam dunk Cosmos says, actually I'm not going to do this one, sorry slammer. Too much dogging in this one. Just where that stink be coming from said,

which jar moment do you think needs to be animated, if any, asking for reasons? Does anything pop into your head? Because I'm about to read a bunch of like, because it was the 10 year anniversary of the jail cars. last week there were a bunch of good little, you know those, you know the worst episodes of the Simpsons

where it's just like recaps? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every sitcom used to do that. Yeah. That's kind of what I'm going to do in a little minute. Put me to plug her in, do you? Oh, plug it in, well, yeah. Oh, we're going to do like a best-of moments. Does anybody remember this moment

when Alex was Vecner in amongst the doggers? her Vecna month's starting to grow on me Yeah Yeah Like now is when you get really Yeah You stand out there wearing a Vakna costume With your GoPro strapped to your head

That's actually kind of a good idea Would you like some company Would you like some Vectna company And I'll carry like a clock around with me Because of the ticking thing And I'll have the sound effect On one of those buttons whenever he's on screen it goes like

so I have that button and go boom and they'll be like fucking hell it's Vecna Rha! What if they're more stranger tings? You're the only person in the world who hasn't

seen it. Really? Yeah. I always know I was unique. You're the chosen one. You're the chosen one, Vecna. No, Vec... He's the baddie. Um Dylan says Jim

Planning on any new tattoos And is Alex ever gonna get one Maybe his ultimate noodle recipe All down his back And when he dies He can be skinned And it can be displayed Like that guy who didn't own his tattoos

And was skinned And they gave the tattoos back to the artists Or something like that What the fuck are you talking about I'm gonna shit right there I want to be taxidermide Like just have you here Like on the

Yeah I want my great, great grandkids to just have me, like, in the attic. Don't mean like it's some corny ass, like thumbs up? Or a farming. Oh, that would be cool. Like, reading a book. Reading the Bible or something. Tattoo ideas.

Yeah, I want more cartoon characters on my leg. I... Backner. I want a... A... A back... Like... a big

like shoulder to shoulder like the Stranger Things logo that would be cool and then some like um like the notes on like bars of music right of the Stranger Things like theme tune

I'm waiting for like tattoo technology to improve so they can be like gifts yeah that's a cool idea then I get that classic gift of the guy walking that are like putting in certain episodes of

it's a really good one is it yeah like the other day I was waiting for something on my computer to finish so I just went on the jar Twitter which is like

hasn't tweeted in like a year I tweeted like just five things in a row including that that gif of the walking man so I'd like that somewhere on me do you know what would be a cool tattoo what the naked guy

running away and the hippo. That would be fucking cool. There are a few good Jeth, I'm no ideas. But genuinely, there are some, because I'm just this cringe, like Dark Souls, blood-born,

Eldon ring tattoos that I think would be really... Like a character from each of them all holding swords in a, together. Standing in a circle, dogging. With Vecna. Watching in the background.

Yeah, Vemna's in the bushes. No, like, um, like, uh, symbols and emblems. So like a symbol from one of the, um, like an Xbox logo. No, like, like the way of white. The way of water. From, from Dark Souls or like the, the hunter's ruin. I think like that shit would be fucking cool. The trouble with runes, though, is that like, you can easily just be mistaken for a dog whistling.

Yeah. fascist um jake soli that'd be a good one i could get like the hair thing tattooed so it looks like i've got down my back that would be the fucking um this fucking cool list is what you're gonna say get get like the shot of the blue guy looking down

like a minimalist version yeah just like a black and white like an outline yeah you know like a pencil type drawing um I don't know, like guns Swords, I think swords are cool Dagger's Dark Souls swords

Yeah Throwing knives Shurikins No Tomfers Get a couple of those All like a black joke Have like a weapon arm

You know Like Sakaro's arm Oh yeah that'll be cool My head's just going to Out like only from soft I do think like the thing is I don't think it really suits me because

like IRL I'm pretty like boring but like the the Mab Max like back tattoo the like universal don't high octane crazy blood

and the like skull with the circle thing I think that would be fucking awesome but yeah I think like the Xbox 1X would be cool yeah

Xbox Xbox 1S Yeah Yeah, that'll be cool The Wii U Batman Armoured Arkham city Whatever Yeah, the zombie you logo

Would be pretty cool Yeah That is potentially something It might be played out, I don't know Rinse me in the comments if it is But like A panel from a comic I think that could be cool

Like from the Stranger Things comic Yeah yeah yeah Or like um Using the Force type thing Or like Just like a quote from one of the Halo books Yeah Have you seen they've made a sequel to Halo Infinite

With a book Yeah I did know about that It's like Yeah That defines the whole 343 Europe Yeah yeah Yeah All the interesting bit is in the

Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah That three people know about and make YouTube videos about that nobody's interested in. Because nobody gives a shit about Hale because it's fucking dog shit series.

The energy of James flowing through you. Flowing through you. Yeah, but like, he was right. No. He was right at the wrong time. No, he was right at the right time. Let's be honest.

No. No, he was like, it's dead. That was true, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that was his point, and he was fucking... But he also... included the originals though no he loves halo two hello two yeah um do you want to talk about

halo for a bit that's been a while but it's just it's fucking lame yeah why didn't you get a t-rex on your fucking balls i've already got i don't know i feel like i feel like plants are a safe one thing everyone related to it needs to be dead you know because otherwise I'd be regretting my ditty tattoo you know and stuff like that do you not regret your ditty tattoo that's what I'm saying

yeah right that's like change your opinion on yeah it's like another one that I've got to like cover up yeah yeah yeah it's like who's left yeah you're Epstein daddy

he had to keep that coming out I thought he was going to I was sure he was going to be one of the good ones I thought he's the old reliable shit yeah yeah my Bill Clemson tattoo is really edge badly fuck sake man

yeah Bill Peter Tiel why do you have to go and be like that yeah I got I got an Elon Musk tattoo when Iron Man 2 came out yeah the thing is

like they've kind of co-opted like Lord of the Rings shit no yeah Palantir at least that's like you know what they call themselves the people who work there

what the hobbits that's not fair yeah they've co-opted fucking no they don't get that at least they should at least be called like the villains the Sarumans

well don't you think it like it's a guy who loves a Lord of the Rings. Yeah. And he creates an evil company and he names it after the evil orb that corrupts everyone. Eyes on people. Yeah.

That is like the invasive like McGuffin. Yeah. And it literally turns people crazy who touch it. You're choosing that to like your inspiration. That is like speaking of Halo like naming your company 343. industries.

Yeah. Yeah. You're just setting yourself up to be evil. Why are you doing this? It's like the self-awareness is off the charts. Like, because honestly, there are some things from Lord of the Rings I do like. I do love the tree a lot. Which tree?

Like the white tree? Yeah. Yeah. Or the broken sword. That's cool. There's like, there's so many from Lord of the Rings. It would be cool. Like, Gollum.

Gollum wanking with a fat cock. Ranking Gollum. Would be cool. Yeah. There's so many good options, really. Wanking Gollum, wanking bomber. Wanking bomber, yeah. Wanking gloin with Gimley light.

Wanking goblin king. Do you think it's easy to find a tattoo artist that would be down? I know one that would already. Wanking Dobby. Like it's just all these like gobbling characters like wanking. Yeah. For sure. I was tattooed by a guy who was like definitely high on Coke.

Like, did he just keep doing that annoying Coke thing that he kept saying about how he was like on Coke? he kept saying about how he's going to go like he had an appointment with his son to go and just take coke his son yeah yeah he was like yeah me and my son are going to have some coke later

I was like and by later I mean right now I mean five minutes ago yeah and I was like you mean the cola you got some spare cola do you Yeah, so outside of like the Xbox logo and like Peter Thiel, I don't really know what else I'd want on my body. Yeah, definitely.

You know what I mean? I mean, it's really not that deep. It is that deep. It's like skin deep. It's literally skin deep. Yeah, which isn't very deep. And if you hate it, you can just cut it out. Cut it out?

Like Vecna? I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't know Vecna. get a fucking Bechna taty It was really weird I stopped talking about Bechna Vecna's banned Vecna's redacted now

Yeah I was really getting into it No Vecna's redacted with Epstein No Epstein's not redacted Yeah Epstein's not redacted Because Epstein's dead But Um

Vecna's redacted like You know the only bit of joy We're gonna fucking get In this fucking shitty life Is that Um We're gonna get a new interpretation Of Dobby really soon

Oh yeah we are He's playing Dobby. Okay. Elon Musk. Hey, I'm Dubby. Who would be a good dub? Dobb. Um, like, unironically,

Pascuali. Joe Pascuali's, I think he could actually do it. No, because they want, like, they want a big name. It probably will be Finn Wolfhard. No, he's not British. that doesn't matter anymore

oh yeah they got fucking um Dumbledore is fucking Trinity killer Yeah Have Michael C. Hall as Dobby I would be there for that Yeah And he's got kind of like the same face Because the technology is like so

It's like Avatar You know where they look a bit Yeah yeah yeah A bit They look at the fucking same Well they don't look the same Because they look like aliens I'm a blue alien

It's like You just paint you so blue Dude Yeah Maybe I should do that That'd be a good Yeah That can be your tattoo

Just blue Just like blue Entire blue Just out Oh Blue I bet you someone's done it Did you like that

Picture I sent you Of the avatar version I'm like I'm just fucking losing it I'm just I just want to be An RV now Just get

Get me out of it Just get the shitty Eubes I've actually tempted to buy it. Apparently the new expansion is decent. Yeah, and there's like third person mode now. Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's what I need.

Yeah. Maybe that's how I can get this out my system. Maybe that's how I can become my inner navvi. And you make your own navi at the beginning. I mean, what else needs to be said? If Dolby was a navvy. Maybe a foxhound tattoo would be cool. right

metal you solid foxhand oh I see I'll get one of Kajima Kajima Wanking Yeah

anyway Speaking of wanking Um this is like I got loads of these to go through But Tam Betam Misto 7423 said

What the heck is Wankers on PS5 And I was really fucking see wankers too got announced really yeah it's coming out fuck because like I guess go on the trailer go on the trailer

I guess I was thinking about this like did we have we never explained what wankers on PS5 is what's to explain everyone's got Google everyone's got chat GBT ask it yeah chat GBT

what's Wankers on PS5 yeah but like I don't even want to know where it came on, to be honest. It just began. What country? No, like when we started talking about it, when we really got into it, like, as much as Halo, as much as the classics, you know? Like a Dark Souls.

Yeah. Do you want to talk about Dark Souls, too? Speaking of Whanker. I can't add anything. I haven't played it because they went to release the co-op mod. Yeah. I'm just going to close the Defined Dogging tab. Yeah.

And then search for the Wankers 2 trailer. Ken Levine's directing it Yeah, it's like his side project Obviously it's Sony Produced It's like all riding on this Yeah, because he's working on chat

GBT 9 or whatever Ken Levine No, isn't it called Judas? Yeah, and it's all like AI based Has it? Yeah, like that's the whole idea It was wanking based No, that's wankers tea

that you're thinking of Oh crossing those wires that's normal no it's fine they're both Ken Levine product it is

so yeah I'm gonna start going through some of these shits actually no I got this one first

Hunts for remember said Harry Stiles little gremlin thing at the end of the Eternals is genuinely

called Pip oh okay I sorry I read it wrong he's genuinely called wanker

wanking pip tattoo Hey, come along, wanky You can do that with him Because he actually has a northern accent True Hello, I'm Harry Stiles' son Yeah, a pip from Eternals on my arm would be Yeah, fucking

John Snow Wanking from Eternals To be fucking precious fuck Right on my tummy Yeah Kit Harrington's character from the Eternals Yeah dressed up as John Snow

Like, only I know that it's not actually him there. It's him from the Eternals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everyone in the world is like, you really look like him. You should be John Snow for Halloween. Yeah. So then my tattoos got a story.

I haven't even watched it. I don't know nothing. Oh, you don't know nothing, John Snow, is it? Fuck. That's clever. Fuck, that's so fresh as fuck. Okay. Okay, now I'm going to go through the Simpsons best of shit, okay?

Okay, shit, man. Julia's seizure. says, I discovered you guys through the nostalgia critic at the war review and there was no turning back. Oh, good for you. Cheers Bear Bear, Game on. What was with the PA? The porn and aggression. Read it again, read it again.

I discovered you guys through the nostalgia critic at the war review. Wow, good for you, dude. Do you think he started wank him when he was watching? Katerine says, It's crazy how I was 13 when I first sub to JAR back in the old channel when they only did blabs, and I'm now 24. Jarre has been the longest constant I've had since then,

and I could always rely on the cast to remind me that a week has passed. Thank you for never missing a week and keep up the great work lads. You know what? Me, you and Vecner deserve more credit for that. Ridiculous consistency. That is insane. That is actually like, What the book?

Yeah. How's Vecna done this? We literally haven't missed a single one ever. In a decade. 11 years. That's wild. Yeah, that's crazy. Robert Foe said one of my favorite jar bits was Alex farming Reddit points

by saying people say Billi old Paisley are ugly. farming compliments Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. That was clever. That was a good one. Clever. Clever, clever,

Reader. What a not waste of time. Retinas 2001 said, R slash Fnaf is the best long-running jar subplot. That is hard to debate. That's hard. to Charlie Kirk debate. That's hard to master debate.

Yeah. Holy fuck. And terrible times, angrily said, it's been more than 10 years since the original defunct JAR channel. Well, it wasn't a 10 year anniversary of that. It was a 10 year anniversary of the JAR cast. Of the Vecna cast. Yeah.

So why don't you make like Vecna and fucking shut the fuck up? Why don't you make like Vecna and get Do I run out a world with the guest if I could do the invest faxed me. Oh, give it to me, without it! I guess that's spoilers. Who gives a shit? If you haven't watched it already, you don't give a fuck. Who gives a shit, man?

Do I need to bleep that? What's the cool on it? No, fuck it. No, do bleep it, because it's not cool. It's not fucking cool to ruin shit for people. Like, just because you don't like it, even though you do like it. I know you liked Vakner and him getting... Adair, Rinaldweilat.

You thought that was cool. But when I didn't give a shit, when his... Rinaldweer father, I guess, Winnerra. Because I don't give a shit about it, but I don't think it's fair to ruin the fact that... At the end of Stranger Things, season five... Luckily, I was lying, because it was actually... I've seen it. I've seen the...

I've seen the... You've actually secretly watched the whole thing No You know everything That's what's weird Is that you know everything about it It's all over YouTube shorts I'm not a fucking idiot

Why the fuck would I spend time and money You like That's how you watch things now You like watch movies through YouTube shorts You just see like the best bit You see all the Vecna scenes Well yeah

It just gets filtered through Like the general public And I just It's like you've seen Deadpool 3 Yeah Yeah You've seen it But you have seen it

Yeah, I mean, it's how I saw the Minecraft movie as well. Like, I don't need to watch anything. I did watch Superman, though. The one thing. Yeah, that was worth it. Three times three. Eh. Girlfriend Love says, watching the snuggle episode recently,

which I only had heard the audio of before. It's definitely one of the most cozy episodes you've ever done. Really embodies the feeling of being a teen, having friends all stay over and just staying up talking shit. Was that when we were in the blankies? Yes, when it was... Was that after we watched, um... Oh, what was that movie called?

What? Free guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Valerian. No, no, no. The one where we all had like the, the bedtime hats on. Oh! When we were in the bed.

Yeah. Yeah. That was funny. I'm pretty sure James saw my cock. Why? Because I had an itchy, like, bullsack. And I was, like, like, I lifted it up.

It was really warm because it was a really high tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I like lifted up my shorts I was wearing or whatever and was like scratching. And then he like moved the duvet and like look down. And then I was like, what? Damn. Yeah, that was crazy.

Yeah, that's a good one. Crumbly guy said, looking back on the 10 years, I still love that episode opener where Jim had a panicking Alex in a tight headlock and James was telling Alex the victim to stop. That was iconic.

Yeah, that was a good one. That must be 2019. That was from an episode called Drake's Borgels. Yeah, I kind of... Episode 186. I kind of remember like the context of that. I can remember. I remember that weirdly well. Really?

Yeah, that exact one. I remember it. Why? And it was played like really straight. I'm actually really really... Yeah, we were really like convincing. And like, I think we both did like a really impressive, like, acting job. Like, we should be in Stranger Things we act so good. Well, I guess I can reveal this now the show's over.

Yeah. I was... Vecna. I was in the casting, like, roundup for Vecna. Yeah. You know? By the way, I'm just warning you now the way you're gonna pour this Guinness is gonna piss some people off. What?

I'm just warning you. How do people pour it? Well, pour it and then just see what they say in the comments. I'm gonna hide it then. No, no, show them how you pour it and then they can teach you how to do it properly. Watching pour the most premium fucking finite Guinness you've ever seen now. From a can as well. You'll look at that shit and be like, no way that's from a can.

Oh my fucking god lad! That's a fucking godleg! Guinness fam from a can as well from a can no less I only got it because it was like Stranger than the Bechna blood Winona Riding The Fondackettles I got the Guinness out of his

fucking veins So you've decided that like That is all staying in there or the Vecna No no I'm just Don't give you as much work as possible What's wrong with it? What's wrong with the poor? No that looks fab. The head and everything, it looks fantastic.

I'm making me scared. They're going to come for you. The one Irish guy that can bear listening to us. English Imperials. We're the Imperials and we're coming to take back Ireland. Hey, I... The Imperials. Yeah.

Yeah. Give us our fucking land back, you Irish. you Irish lovelies Give us our Guinness back, you bastards Uh Um Found out something fucked about Epcot What's Epcot?

Don't know Is that another Is that like Vecna's brother? Yeah Guys, it's not over Vecna's brother Epcot is come Yeah, man.

and I don't like girls either. Okay. Have you seen that scene at least? I've seen the memes about it. I've seen the memes that's like what it would actually be like in the 80s if this scene happened. And it just cuts to the Joe Keery or whatever saying, what the fuck is wrong with you? Mulder, Marrax.

Do not listen to the haters. who was simply blinded by nostalgia. I've been listening since the beginning. Ten funny years ago, and the brokast era, especially Redacted Month, and the Baby Rick saga, is up there with the greatest of all time. That's kind.

Thank you. That's kind like... No, I'm just not even gonna... What's the fucking point? No, you said I can't talk about Vecner anymore. No, you can talk about Vecner, it's fine. I was just having a bit of... of a moment. I've been struggling lately

because I felt kind of left out because everyone's been talking about how they've watched Stranger Things and we've been really enjoying it. And it wasn't my thing and I felt like I was just a weird guy who has like good taste in things and everyone else is fucking shit and weird.

I remember the Dark Souls 2 enjoy a slash player. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, ever since I played Dark Souls 2 and I liked it and then I grew up and I always see people talk about how great it is and it makes me want to actually not it makes me not want to

enjoy stranger things um and last one from these sort of simpson's things you don't to on says one of my favorite jar moments was during corncast Alex intros the episode is the number one assassin's creed podcast the number one assassins greed podcast in the world and when introducing the boys he says we're joined by Etsio to which no one responds for like 10 seconds yeah that was like a bit for a while was like saying it's like the number one of some random yeah yeah that was the bit for a long while um that was corncast 34 yeah f y i i'm not Sussons creepy fuck Lazy.

That's good. Lazy. Lazy. Lazy than a gremlin car pip. Hey, I'm a gremlin called pip. I'm here with Harry Starr. And the last one for this segment before we do a...

I've got CBT, actually. It'll be the first of the year. First of the year. Oh. But Jake says... And this is from a Spotify. I comment? I wanted to give them a little shout out. Yeah, hell yeah. Um, when are we allowed to say his name again

instead of redacted? Ooh, nah. Never. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Never. What do you want to know? Why are you asking? I want to be able to say it. That's weird to ask. That's creepy and weird to ask. You're crossing Jim's boundaries. Yeah, I'm, look, I'm setting a boundary here. Um, it. That's fucking, ah, I don't know if I can keep going. That's made me really uncomfortable. Okay, I'll keep going, fine. This is reminding me of that scene where you see Young Vechner and you find out that he touches rock and that's what makes him a villain. He touches rocks.

Yeah. Rock, like, from the seaside. This rock is not very nice. Do Americans know what rock is? I've got like three rocks in my flat right now. Just bin it. Yeah. Just let go.

One of them's a chilly rock. Chili rock. Yeah. Yeah. Do Americans have rocks? I don't know if they do. I don't think they do. Is it a British thing? It is quite a British thing. Just like a chew sugar. Here you go. Here's a bit of rock to suck on. It makes it sound like

So fucking prehistoric Yeah Mommy please I just want a bit of rock in at Give me the chilly rock So stupid Rock sucks Yeah rock does suck

Is there like somewhere in the country That's like no this is where the real rock is Yeah Trust me this rock is actually fucking great Because like viral on TikTok was like No you haven't had rock until you tried

yeah is it just spelled RACK as well I think it might be you can't even search like seaside rock because like yeah because that's a thing

oh man fuck this fucking country I hate this fucking I fucking hate this fucking house I hate this fucking place it is just called rock fuck sake man is that

visits as hard as rock I guess that's great I hate this fucking house I hate this fucking place man that's insane yeah it's sold at tourist

resorts in the UK and Ireland what and Sydney Sydney Sydney likes a suck on rock that makes a Sydney

Sydney sucks and suck on rock Oh, yeah, I'll take two pieces of rock, please. I need to suck. I need something to suck on. Give me two piece of rock. You sure don't want three pieces, three for two. No, two's fine. If I have three, I'll just get a tummy ache.

Three rocks. Two rock it is. Isn't there an American show called 30 Rock? Isn't that what it's about? Yeah, they got 30 rock and they don't know what to do with that. like these games that would be a good squid game like challenge is yeah who can finish the rock the quickest yeah or they're in like a prison made of rock first one to lick their way out of prison rock prison

and all the americans don't know what to do but the british people are like oh i've been trying you for this in size of three year old it's so crazy everything in the UK is just about like funneling sugar like yeah especially towards children yeah those fucking like five B wambos that like as big as your arm it's like what is this even made of eat these gummies they look like bugs and they're full of gunged liquid sugar gunges and they're just made illegal like five years ago yeah oh man they're probably like addicted to everything yeah yeah that's just standard churnping through our veins to this day bug goo

we got like green bug goo for blood the fuck of this even called there's like no history of them they're redacted it was like a stranger things like experiment just in the local town there's a facility underground where they're like making the fucking bugs

they're actually real bugs they were like farming them from inner earth that was something that surprised me about that lovecraft um the unknown cadath book What? Is it an unknown Gaddaf or? Multiple times he talks about inner earth.

Really? Yeah, it's like, you're in on the Kong v. Godzilla shit? Like, is Catheney going to get involved in Kong v. Godzilla? Also, is it Godzilla v. Kong or Kong v. Godzilla? Because I feel like the order matters. Have you seen any of the, like, clips from... Strange of things is Kong v. Godzilla. what she's in it

stranger things herself she is yeah yeah she's in one of the godzilla movies monarch yeah she sucks in it as well it's really bad no have you seen any of the clips of the I can't remember what it was called I think I saw it the cinema I can't actually remember

god con no whatever the last one was where like there's Kong and there's like an evil Kong and there's like a gif of it like screaming it's not the evil one but a different evil one it's like screaming in Kong's face and then he just like kills him in like one punch type thing like one punch man no

then he pulls out of a huge Kong sized piece of rock and start sucking yeah while wanking like the wanking waris yeah I was reminded recently of that that chimp that used a frog Oh my god That's so dark

It's fucking crazy Imagine like You're a living thing And like a greater being Uses you as a fleshlight A lesser being What do you mean? What you think chimps are lesser than frogs You know what I do

Okay, that's fair I do Yeah Yeah Or like that fact Like, oh my god, the shit that was just like, I can't even remember where I found that fucking video of the, the fish. I remember watching it with James. Is it what I think it is?

The two lads on the beach. Fucking hell. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, it's so evil. Yeah. It's like the exact same thing. Yeah. Worse.

Yeah. So, yeah, way worse. Way fucking worse. At least there's part of the chimp where it's like, yeah, you're like, you're a chimp, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got, you've got, you're in a zoo as well. Like, you've got nothing bad. Like, the other one's like humans with jobs and families.

Like, language. Fuck me. The male urged So wrong You see it It's such a popular thing Like that This the

The online culture is so fucking gooned Where they they see like Anything with like lips Yeah Online it's like Oh Oh shit It's like Jesus Christ

The fish from Mario They do that pretty They got DSLs Yeah but it's like Let's Should we reel it back a little bit Should we Um

I find that um don't know what it is in you know like 28 years later with the the Samson alpha and he's got he's like naked yeah yeah with his honking

yeah like everyone's like there's a willy in the movie fuck yeah yeah there's actually a willy in a movie yeah it's like I mean there's a 50% chance you have a willie yeah like you never seen a willy yeah have you watched 28 days later yeah like Killian Murphy's got Fatty, let's be real. He likes showing his Willie in movies.

Yeah, he loves weeping it out. There's like, oh, he's there. Check out me fatty. What the fuck? I accept was that. That's him in, um, feaky blinders. Oh my God. There's like another one of those like coming out.

Another peekie? Yeah, I think it's like a Netflix movie or something. Oh, fuck. Macon is in it. You're kidding? This crossover event. 11 travels to Peaky Blinders and becomes the king of the peeky blinders. I could see them doing that, putting her in the hat and stuff with the blade.

Yeah. That show was good for like a season. It was good for five minutes. Yeah. That's not my thing. It's too Sherlocky. There's two BBC. They can release some good stuff.

Name one good thing. Those are... Uh, Doctor Who? Uh-huh. Doctor Xbox? Dr. Rock. Yeah, the documentary they did on the history of rock was fucking sick, to be fair.

David Attenborough on Rock. That probably exists. Yeah. Where are we going? now I feel like we were going in a direction yeah to do the CBT yeah that's right let's do the first CBT of 2025 okay that yawn mower suggested 2026 you fuck oh my god I keep saying the F slur I'm sorry oh my god I'm sorry I can't stop saying fuck um so yeah this is this is a good suggestion I don't I don't know if you'll be able to guess it okay

excuse me I just had vet make a bet make a bet make a bet make a bet Either way. Six or seven. Six or seven. It's 226. We're starting with a fresh one. Let's do 68 instead. So CBT is cringe-based tough.

I've got 11 quotes here. Jim has to give it a cringe-based or a tough. Wait, but no, keep going. But you also don't know who it is. And you can guess if you can figure it out. Okay, you place your bet. Am I going to get it or not? I'm going to guess no.

Okay. What are you going to bet? I'm going to bet no as well. Because I feel like I've gotten a few of the last ones. Yeah. So I feel like I'm due one to not. And I'm going to tell you, this is somebody you know. I'm not saying if they're fictional or real.

Okay. They're fictional, then? Nope. I mean, yes. Okay, number one While it is always best to believe in oneself A little help from others can be a great blessing Based

That's a good, yeah Yeah, that's a good one I like that Life happens wherever you are Whether you make it or not Life happens wherever you are Whether you make it or not As in whether you

Make it happen or whether you Like survive it And that's up for Xbox to decide You could just rank it Xbox If you don't want to give anything No It's not CBTX Okay, that gets an Xbox

No Life happens wherever you are Whether you make it or not Yeah Um I'll give that a best Number three Pride is not the opposite of shame

But it's source True humility is the only antidote to shame. Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame. Oh, so pride is the source of shame? Kind of, yeah. And the cure for shame, the antidote... Humility.

It's humility. It's kind of like unchecked pride. Hmm That's tough Yeah that is tough That is tough Yeah Number four

You must never give in to despair Allow yourself to slip down that road And you surrender to your lowest instincts Mm Best Yeah that is Number five Perfection and power

Are overrated I think you are very wise To choose happiness And love instead Oh beast Beast beast beast Beast beast Beast

Tough. That's some Superman shit. Yeah. Is it Superman? Number six. It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale. Baste. Am I going to regret all these bastes and tufts?

Number seven. Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights. Yeah, based, based. I'll go based on. that. Number eight. The best tea tastes delicious whether it comes in a porcelain pot or a tin cup. Cringed tea isn't very nice. If you have no inkling of who it is from those two, you're definitely not gonna get it. Number nine, it's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big

questions. Who are you and what do you want? Um, yeah I'll go best. Number 10. The The only thing better than finding something you're looking for is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain. Read that again. The only thing better than finding something you're looking for is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain. Oh, okay. Cringe. That's like charity shopping. I don't like it.

Number 11. Destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. Uh, cringe. That's first. Gumpy. You have no clue who that is. That was the last one.

No. Not the slightest inkling. Someone British. No. This is Uncle Ero from Avatar the Last Airbender. Oh shit, okay. All the tea thing is like obsessed with tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's probably my favorite character. Yeah, Mark Hamill, is it? No, he's like the villain. He's the uncle to the fire dude with the scar. Yeah, I think. thought Mark Hamill played that character. No. Right.

No, Mark Hamill's the villain. Awesome character. Yeah, I remember really liking that character. In fact, he is from the villain faction as well. It's cool. Yes, yeah. Because he's... More like complexity.

Yeah, for sure. That's cool. Those are some awesome quotes. Yeah. I mean, it's an awesome show. Yeah. There's a reason it stood the test of time. Yeah, yeah.

I watched season one. I need to, like, watch more. Really cool. It's genuinely fantastic. Yeah. See, this is what I mean when I get, like, so upset about, like, the Minecraft movie and shit, where you can embody, like, philosophy and messages into entertainment for everybody. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's, like, shit like that just proves, like, that, oh, it's a kid's movie. Like, it's not a justification. You're making, you're making brain dead slop shit. You know, you're, you're... But kids become adults. It's like their formative years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like the most important time for like good ideas and good stories and like

It's your opportunity to brainwash an entire generation Capitalize you fucking idiots You're just making them dumb chicken junkie I mean yeah Yeah I mean yeah Couldn't have said a more rock suck myself Oh cheers to that Oh cheers to that right after these messages

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Welcome to the second hour of the guys where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit and answer a few questions. What's the suggestion thread called? It's called a Ranking Billy. Wow. If you got this far, comment, more from the ground.

More from the ground. Why you give me that look? Because I don't like it. Why? I don't know. You don't remember that from the last episode. No, I don't like it. It's not nice.

AJ Hunter's going to start us off here then. As a fellow permanently ill person, does Alex have any flu slash cold slash COVID tips? Uh Hide Hide Never leave Never leave

And Rah If you see another human Rha Um Passing like a buzzball around Like 20 people It's probably not a good idea

If you don't want to be ill Um A big buzz ball too Yeah Getting uh Getting a flu shots During flu season's probably a good idea Yeah

All bit politically is it? I'm going there. You're going there today. It's the V word, is it? Oh God. What, rock. No, Bechner.

I don't know. Like, take vitamins. Going a bit Joe Rogany, is it? Vitamin V. Vitamin R. Rock. Yeah, I was about to go into, we're going to start selling jar vitamins.

Yeah, yeah. I hate vitamins. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be honest. You hate vitamins. I think they're fucking bullshit. You think they're alive. Eat vegetables.

Nah. No, genuinely. Like, where do you think we get vitamins from? From little tablets. Yeah. That's what, um,

hunter gatherers. That's what they were gathering. Oh, I found, I found a little box of vitamin D. Like, like, like,

eat fucking vegetables. No, but like, you can't get, like all the vitamin D. The vitamin D in the winter. Yeah, agreed. Take vitamin D. I take vitamin D. Every other vitamin, bollocks.

No. Eat vegetables. Well, obviously eat vegetables, but also... Drink water. Zink. Drink zinc. You don't need to take zinc. Yes, you do. I have zinc every day. Yeah, and look at you.

Yeah. You've been ill for like three months. That's because of the vitamin V over there's. You just have an ingot of zinc. Why am I so ill? Yeah, sometimes I just don't fancy eating, so I just like take vitamins for everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I think it's like, so much shit that we like medicate ourselves with is like like we're over-complicating it now it's like well maybe maybe we're suffering more like with with physical and mental illnesses because like not enough Xbox

yeah we've been played enough wankers vitamin X yeah no like we're like our diet's a shit because like it's because KFC forces

us to eat it. No, like the convenience of getting a ready meal over, like, eating a balanced meal. But like, what if, um, what if we found out the perfect concoction of vitamins, like that weird freak guy who's like trying to de-age to be like five years old? You know, if, if you want to look like him, then go for it. Like a, you looks like a ghoul. Yeah. It's like a clean ghoul from Fallout.

Like he's just a ghoul but he's clean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He found like the ghoul cure, but it's actually like... I don't know. He's going to turn into the last boss from the original Bioshock. He has that vibe. Yeah, he is.

Atlas. That's like his final form. Yeah. Can we just talk about the Greek Pantheon for a minute? Can we just talk about Bioshock? It's a good-ass fucking game. Bioshock Infinite, you mean? Bioshock 2.

You know what, I like Bioshock, I like Bioshock 2, I like Bioshock infinite. I'm gonna be honest. I like all three. I like two more than infinite. That's cringy, I know, but I feel it in my balls. I feel it in my Z-4. I think the start of Bioshock 2 is weak. Yeah?

But the rest is great. I especially like that there's a brute enemy that kind of look. Did you have a kind of look? Yeah, kind of looks like that guy is trying to become five years old. And it goes wrong. Yeah, yeah. Did you ever play that DLC, though? Minerva's Dan?

No, I didn't actually. It's like world renowned. Because the last time I played anything Bioshock was 2020. I played through or three of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the same in the same year. Yeah. But, dude, like, Minerva's Dan is like about AI.

Oh, really? He makes like, the plot is. like the the guy you're getting audio logs of, I guess, is making like an AI version of his wife who passed or something. Oh. It's kind of like Mr. Freeze. It's really fucking cool. That's a really cool idea, yeah. Yeah.

It's been a long time, so I kind of need to play it again. But yeah, you should check it out. Okay. Interesting. Super Slam says Sirius. How do you make us? Super Slam here. How have you gotten through some of the ruts in your?

life. I'm currently in one at the moment, for reasons I won't disclose, but any advice would be appreciated. Alex's mental health talk on therapy resonated with me in a way I wasn't expecting. That was the solo episode I did when you were like doing that poo for ages, for days. I got a pee sometimes. Yeah. We all do, brother. I try to store mine. Is there a guide to getting out of a rat? Outside of having a baseline understanding that things aren't like a straight line.

Yeah. It's like an ocean. Goes up, goes down. Sometimes the waves go up big and it's like, I'm riding dirty, man. But then they crash hard. Trying to catch me a riding dirty. Then they like crash. You fall off your board and you're like drowning.

I'm riding dirty down here, dude. Yeah, the sharks are biting your arms off. I got no arms down here, dude. Yeah, I'm supposed to ride dirty without arms, man. Yeah, and then the sharks actually fuse with your body and become extra strong shark arms. I'm extra strong now. I can fucking ride through the waves even harder than ever before. And that's life.

Yeah. That's life in a nutshell. Yeah, that's a fucking beautiful metaphor for life. I don't know what the answer is, to be frank, to be perfectly brutally fucking honest. I think like you need some kind of like goal Yeah You need a goal You have to have something

Some kind of goal But the issue is like what that goal is for you What you want what you're looking for Yeah Personally I find that helps Yeah and You have to have something you're like working towards But also like people and love

Mm-hmm Like, yeah, like, I think, um, where I've faltered the most in life is where I've kind of isolated myself. Yeah. Somewhat intentionally? Yeah. Yeah. But also the, the, like, socialized belief of, um, kind of like Thatcher, like, you know, working hard on your own and making it.

by yourself is this thing you are yeah yeah you're and you're a champion if if you if you if you just bear the brunt and like you know you keep calm carry on yeah um yeah um you're just infinitely stronger the more like support you have yeah because i'm finding that really interesting with um looking two generations above us for like like our grandparents generation and like things happening in their lives that are bringing them to to a low point and like they've never thought about these things in a certain way so like yeah and never had to rely on other people yeah so then when it comes to the point where at some point you have to rely on someone else you have to yeah that's not a choice we're communal animals

we're not yeah yeah and like even if you are someone who like manages to to weather the storm you're going to get fucking old and you're going to need people no matter what at some point in your life you're going to get there and you're going to need that and you're going to need a support structure yeah

it's just a fact yeah it's kind of foolish to think otherwise yeah um you know it's easier than done sometimes and people are you know they get stuck in their ways

um And sometimes you need to be like humbled by something. Mm. But it, there, I was listening to, um, last night,

um, on my, like, favorite YouTube channel, um, horses. Mm-hmm. Uh,

he did a video about like, like, his, like, darkest moment. Um, hmm. To keep it vague or,

or, no, he's pretty, all of his stuff is quite just like laying it out I think he's got like a beautiful way with words and um but it like he he talks about um how

like in the human experience we can feel so so bad like so deeply bad that we can feel so deeply bad that we can't like even explain it. Oh. Um,

um, like we, we actually don't have the vocabulary. Yeah. To do our best, but it won't. Yeah. It won't capture it truly.

Yeah. But that's what's funny though, is that it's also not true. It's not. What isn't true? Like, that feeling isn't necessarily accurate or true, though. How can the feeling be true? Well, the feeling.

feeling is true but the how can I explain this it's not necessarily accurate what isn't like if something has you in a rut and you feel like

there's no good or there can't be any good or it's not necessarily like it feels all encompassing in that and when you're in it like hearing this is not helpful yeah that's the thing it's kind of like there isn't a way to just

make it better because you're in it. If you're in the rut, you're in the rut. I find like, and it is what the doctors say and shit.

It's like use your body. You know? But it's also like it's not necessarily a problem to be solved. Sometimes you can't like solve it and you just need to Ride the way baby yeah get them sharks

Yeah I don't know but it's like it sounds almost like condescending if you're like not in that and hearing people say that is like well you're not in it right now soon of course you can say that yeah but i i think the i guess the most important thing i would say um which is the the thing that i guess i struggle with the most in a rut is um the like you can feel that you're not justified in the right yeah that's yeah but it's like okay to be in it though sometimes yes yeah that's like that's it's an inevitable human experience like yes and it's it's it's all relative and it doesn't need to be justified um what you feel is yeah that and that's valid and you're human and you're not alone and yeah you're not alone That's like it.

Yeah. That's why it's resonate with me so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hearing someone like that say that. It's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it is a human condition thing, unfortunately. Um, and something I learned from, there was a period where I was like journaling quite a lot. Right. When reading through thoughts that I put down from being in like a low point. and reflecting on it from a point of not being at a low point. Yeah. It's like, that's me, but it's not me. It's like a, that was me in that moment, but it was,

something about it wasn't true or necessarily accurate in that all-encompassing way that it felt at the time. Yeah. And with that perspective, I guess, and I don't know, it's all like relative to like, I don't know what your situation is, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. certain things that bring you like lower than others obviously like depending on your experience and what's happened to you but um

yeah i can't remember how um the horses guy put it but um he said what what might like knock someone down like i'm rephrasing it into this rut thing but like what might what might knock him into the rut won't knock her into the rut. Yeah. You know, it's like different, different things affect different people in different ways. Yeah.

But like that pain is completely relative, though. But one thing is for certain is that you listening to this right now will be in a rut at some point. You will experience a low point. You will. There's no avoid. It's impossible to avoid it.

Yeah. It's impossible. Yeah. So some level of acceptance, or as you were saying, as someone like me who likes to, yeah, have a reason for things or like try and intellectualize my way out of things like that. Yeah. A baseline understanding of, yeah, you're not alone and that it's okay to feel shit sometimes. Yeah. And I know, like when you're in it, that doesn't necessarily help, but also, you're not alone.

Yeah. Oh. And that's one of the things that really, not to like go down this too much, really kind of pisses me off about like a Jordan Peterson type character. I feel like he like diagnosed or saw like an issue happening, a sense of like purpose or a lack of purpose really. Yeah. And it didn't really go the way.

I don't think anyone really wanted. now he's like works with the daily water but like that diagnosis of an issue is like yeah i think he just started mining it for money yeah um there is something to that you know like it says a purpose or yeah or what to do when you don't know what to do yeah um because there's so many grifters that like they have hop on it. Yeah, I hate the like, oh, you need to, to like, start your grind. You need to start making loads of money. Then that will fill the void. Oh, you need to do like no fat. That will fill the void. Like, you need to do this, that and the other. If it sounds too good

to be true, it's like it's an easy antidote. Chances are it is too good to be true. Yeah. Um, is using your like bad mental state against you. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. They're grifters. They are. Um, and like earlier when I said about love, it's not just the love of other people, but like the love of, like a passion, a thing that you do. Um, and again, like if you're in a rut, if you're depressed, those things won't grant you. Um, um, those good feelings, but like, don't let it just like slip away forever, you know? Yeah. If you get even the slightest bit of energy to, like, give something you love a go. Like, that first, it once you're in, it's like one of Newton's laws, you know, a thing at rest stays at rest. A thing in motion. Yeah, yeah.

Stays in motion, you know. Like, one step can be all it takes. Uh-huh. Yeah, go for a walk. Uh-huh. I've never felt worse after going for a walk Yeah, and it's the same with like

Going to the gym Yeah That's like big and intimidating though I'm saying like go for a 10, 50 minute walk Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Aimlessly Like you don't have to go anywhere Uh huh

Just like Yeah be in motion Like just fucking go somewhere Yeah Um Yeah go surfing Yeah Ride the wave

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Hello, Bebe, what underpants do you wear? What piece of fabric covers your willie? Tie for the fun times. Thank you, I mean, for the fun times. It varies. Tidy wadis every day. I ain't got nothing but Tidywadi. What's the cutoff point for when it's acceptable to wear those?

Three? Tidy wiedies. Oh. I think you're allowed to wear them until you're three. And then you can start wearing them again at 40. They have to be white and kind of poo-y Yeah, you got to get poo stripe in the Pooey brown fart

Fucking poo-buck Have you ever had white underwear That just seems like a horrible idea I guess it's so that you know if it's pooey I don't think I've ever had white underwear Yeah There is something too like Man's all brown

There's something like nappyish about it Yeah It's too close to be in like a nappy Or sorry a diapur A type A type Yeah, it's kind of like continuing Being dived up in a way I don't like

Yeah, I guess I hate the way Tighty YTs feel on the cheeks The way they ride up But like the pressing in to the cheek Right Like Yeah, it's too far

Yeah, I remember the last time I wore Like underwear like that It must have been 11 or so I remember like the feeling just being like this fucking sucks this feels horrible why are you doing this to me mama

mama please I haven't got no money to buy my own paddy whiteies I'm a big boy now plage yeah you gotta go boxes yeah like boxer boxer boxer brief whatever man not too loose though I like mine pretty loose

no there's a level for me. There's a level. Why? Because if it's too loose, then I just get like chub rub. Oh, okay. You know?

Loose and weight, then. Fat boy. No, that's my that's my, that's my newest resolution. Is what? To put on weight? Yep. My new, genuinely,

my new year's resolution is to be like Eddie Hall. Why? Do you know who that is? Like, haul the notes? No. I don't know who. it is then.

Xbox? Darrell Hall is Hall of notes. Eddie Hall. Eddie Hall is the, like, world's strongest man. He's like a British icon. Oh. Why do you want to be him?

Because he's like a giant fucking monster. I want to be world's weakest man. And I'm on my way. What's your actual, I didn't, I don't think we actually touched on this last episode. What's your actual news resolution? Full genuine, no shark. I'm not allowed sharks

No surfing Um Unless you bet on more things on polymarket I said full seriousness Oh I don't have one Do you actually not Play more Xbox

I don't know I don't think about things like that I think about things more Xboxly Okay What's yours To get stronger No What do you mean no

You can't tell me no to mine Yes Fuck you Um Bay Blading says Can we get some predictions For the awesome one-liners We're gonna get in Mandalorian and Grogu

I'm thinking something like Me? I'm Mando But I'm not who you need to worry about Meet Grogu Skip I can hate this question I think Grogu's to go.

Bet on Polly Market on how much money is going to like this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's going to be like a sponsorship thing. I really don't know like if people are going to go see that or not. I kind of like hope it really bombs. Yeah, fingers crossed. It would be kind of funny. I feel like. I don't know, man. People love baby Yoda. Yeah. Oh, it's so shit,

though. That show was so good. And then it was so shit. It is like you turned, man. Yeah, they've got like no restraint. No, like the second something starts making money, Disney's like, oh fuck. Avengers, uh, fuck, uh, yeah. Ruin it. Uh, make it shit, make it shit, quick.

This is too good, make it shit. It's making money, it's making money, it stops on the other. Yeah, it's weird that. Yeah. Fucking idiots. I could, okay. No hubris. I can run Disney better than those fucking idiots.

Well, it depends. Like, the disconnect is that like they're making loads of money. You know, but is that the expense of like the art, really? You see, I feel like they're, um, they're making money now and like killing all the IPs. You know? Like, they're making money.

them less bankable for the future. Avatar's still going strong, bro. Yeah, but that's because Avatar's goated as far. It's James Cameron. Why so James, Cameron? Why so Cameron, James? You know? Like, that's, you can bet on that.

And now he's having a big old break. You know, we're not getting Avatar for a bit again. We got another like 30 years until AI James Cameron directs his next one. you know he's only directed nine movies and three of them are avatar really yeah two of them are Terminator yeah that's crazy he made Titanic and was just like well now I can do literally anything I want

now I can do my blue alien fantasy and then he makes that and then he's like oh shit now I can really do whatever the fuck I want I guess I'm going I'm gonna go through the ocean to hell Like I'm finding it. I'm gonna kill the devil. Flash old blue. He just wanted to indulge in his water fetish and his blue alien fetish. Yeah, yeah.

Crazy. Moss Forest says, damn, what the hell they're doing in UK Wendy's? I used to live in the city where Wendy's was started, and it's never been as good as Jim is making it out to be. Though it's still one of the better fast food chains IMO. And it really hits different at 3 a.m. when you're drunk off your ass.

Maybe that's why I like it Because you're wasted every time you go there Well, if I'm in London, I'm hitting the megabines Like The megabytes? Yeah When I was at the O2 Um

Those are pretty good For clips Yeah Um You got a mega, did you? But they do like a cup that's the size of two pints The two pints Yeah, I got one when I saw Charlie

One I had like four That's like a hundred quid, isn't it? I didn't give a shit I was like, this is the biggest fucking drink I've ever seen. You're a sucker for like giant drinks. I love giant drinks.

No, I find it too stressful because I have like a tiny bladder and I want to like... Get dived up. Genuinely, adult diapers are fucking so... Like, if long ass movie, you love Avatar. Adult dipe. Well, that's the one time I do wiggle now. No, I was like...

I can't wait to be an old fucking guy like locking in on Call of Duty fucking 32 Warzone 9 adult typing just shit myself We'll have like robot prostates by then We'll be fine Prostates

Neo Come and fuck you saw out my robot prostate Yeah Neo will be like Giving you prostate orgasms As you're like Getting kill streaks

make me nut as I win I'm going to get the victory royale hurt huh oh my god official Amble says hey boys Amble jarling here

Hello Amble Wanted to add another perspective On watching the credits at the end of a movie I'm a guy who watches all the credits At the end of a movie Regardless of whether it has a post-credit scene or not Rye A movie is such a large

and impressive body of work that I believe it's important to pay respect to the people who worked on it. Staying behind is my way of giving back. Another reason is that I find movies very stimulating in a cinema during the credits, once every one leaves, there's a calming environment where I can reflect on my fresh thoughts about the film. That said, if a movie sucks as, like that house training dragon remake, then I'm out of there. I ain't worth respecting crap. Cheers lads for the laughs Bear Bear and Roy Dex

says I might be overacting with this overreacting with this but I'm genuinely kind of shocked that Alex being as big of a cinephile as he is gets up immediately after the credits are over like for me personally when I just watch something amazing hell even when I watch something shit I always let the

full credits wash over me taking the film really let it sink in especially when it's a heavy emotional one I just don't relate at all to immediately wanting to leave like what's the hurry you know got shit to do man I mean Depends on the movie for me

I have sat through like credits But to be fair You're not paying respect What you're reading every name You're not I kind of am when I'm like Genuinely curious But I'm gonna

I'm gonna take a gamble That I'm probably looking through The casting crew After the fact Probably more Than the average person It just might not not necessarily be in the credits, but it would just be like online or whatever when I'm reading about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like, if there's, if there's like, um... I don't see how that's like paying respect, you know? Maybe they're American where they like clap and stuff. Do you remember the clap after the Dark Night Rises? I do. Yeah, that was like, what the fuck? Weird for a British audience, too.

Yeah, and like, why? It was donkey. I loved it at the time of COVID. the time it was yeah oh is that like better than the dark night style is that actually the best thing ever done yeah i don't know it does depend on the movie normally when i'm like shooting out of the theater it's because like like avatar like you're gonna stand you're gonna sit there for another like 15 minutes going through all the visual effects yeah artist yeah no i i i couldn't disagree more like what

what respect is there to pay I like it in old movies where like the credits play first so you have no choice that used to be the standard yeah they should do that again if it's that important yeah but it's not important and like you're not actually reading it

I am sometimes I like when there's flare and if there's like music that I like or they have like little animations they do like a fancy one it turns into like the normal credits for the people like the shit fucks that don't matter the like the non-millionaires like the underpaid overpaid like slaves yeah yeah um and like nobody's remembering the like ninth guy in the row of like 400 people in the special effects crew it's like it it's there it's not there to so you can like jot down their name

name and like well yeah that's the difference issue and I would make is that if it's like a small little like indie film where the credits aren't even that long sure but when it's a Marvel movie and there's literally like they're like 15 minutes of credits

because of all the like outsource teams I don't know if that's disrespectful to leave that you know when Morbius ends and you're like well I've got to see who did the part of the effects for Morbius yeah but like also nobody nobody's checking

like you're not well it does if it's like for the sake of paying respects like they're still alive I normally get up and salute you understand they're waiting yeah I genuinely don't understand that like you've like it's a product that you've paid for

you know like if you're doing it in the cinema and then like if you're watching it at home like it's more than a product though if it has a profound emotional response from you. Yeah, sure, but I'm probably going to process the movie better if I'm not reading a bunch of names.

I normally like drive home too and that's when I'm thinking about it. Yeah, like I can think about it and like walk around and like do things at the same time. Like, yeah. I'm also so scared of like catching an illness of someone like I just can't be around. like that many people. I thought you normally wore like a gas mask. To the cinema.

Rai Roo. Ritertenly Roo. Right. Last one from Uncle Donk. There you are. I've been watching a lot of spec Evo videos recently. And one of the things that has come up a few times is something called a holotype specimen. It's basically a single specimen that a researcher designates as the name Bairor.

representing of a new species. Humanity doesn't have one. Technically, it's Carl Linnaeus who named us homo sapiens. But that isn't official. In your professional opinion, what singular, sorry, which singular human being

past or present best represents us as a species? The rock. Kevin Hart. Rock. Rock. Yo, that would be a good, like, you should make a movie

where he's like a piece of rock. Yeah. The rock in rock. Um, Kevin Hart, Kaisanat. Um, Genghis Khan.

Yeah. The king? King Charles. King Charles. King Charles and his giant fucking mittens. I think King Charles, you know, the character in Sunny in Philadelphia,

like the lawyer that's embarrassed about his tiny hands. Yeah. So he wears fake giant hands. I think that's what King Charles does. I think he's got like tiny hands. Tiny. Yeah. Have you seen his, Google his hands?

Bro, I've seen him. Google them. Tiny hand king. Yeah. Um... I thought they were swollen. Burger King tiny hands. That's all that comes up.

I think the Burger King represents humanity. Yeah, the burger king. Yeah. That's crazy. Jesus? Da Vinci? No. Ecio Adetore de la Ferenze, whatever he's called.

Yeah. Uh. Xbox. Master chief. Jack Black Homer Homer Homer

Have you seen the The Odyssey trailer Speaking of Homer No You haven't No Right Okay

Really You don't care I guess you didn't have You weren't like obsessed with it Like me Obsessed with what Homer I fucking love her

Homer's Odyssey. I'm... I'm... I'm... Like, you know, the Odyssey. I genuinely don't know

the story of the other... You do. No, I don't. The Cyclops, the Sirens. The... D... D...

D... You know... Um... You know, the Coen Brothers movie with the folk song in it that you love.

I... Yeah. I am a man... That movie is The Odyssey No, that's not Don't fancy it It's cool, do brother where art thou? You idiot

Chicken licking Where There we go from here Yeah, so I'd say like Xbox Do you think I'll like it? The Odyssey? Yeah Do you like Mad Damon?

No. Do you like Xbox? Yeah. Isn't Tom Holland in it? Yeah, he plays Spider-Man in The Odyssey. Yeah, and he took the role of Spider-Man from me. Yeah. You could always be Miles.

There's still time. I guess there is. I'm like five years older than Tom Holland. No, maybe like the internet. be like finally they made Miles White. Yeah. Finally they're not going with that woke shit. Yeah.

So, um, how do we get onto the Odyssey? What was the question? Because Homer, Homer wrote the Odyssey. Oh, Homer's the premium. Yeah. Homer Simpson wrote the Odyssey. Homer Simpson is the premium man. There must be a Simpsons episode where they make a joke about that.

They must, there must be. Is that what he's named after? Homer I don't know because I've never like known anyone to be called Homer is there anyone in like

Parliament or yeah in pop culture called Homer yeah yeah Google it there's loads of homers name one Simpson

no that isn't Homer fucking Simpson uh hemiostasis Homer is to the Odyssey as Hitler is to being evil Well like not the original but like Did it the most

I don't know what I'm saying I thought you've read that of your laptop Oh there's a baseball picture called Homer Bailey Mm-hmm West Virginia lawyer called Homer Holt That's a cringed fucking name

Homer Plessy Homer Plessy American civil right activist Central to Plessy v. Ferguson Homer Crussey Mr. Crabbs, Crussey

Yeah, let us know if you know any homers out there Yeah, if you've ever met him Or if you're called Homer Yeah Hang on, let me just go on famous birthdays Yeah, there's not very many Jesus

When's the last time you weed in your bed 8, 9, 10 did you just shit yourself what brother there's like no one called homer and it's not like it is like like no one being called Hitler anymore

like sure that makes sense but like what's Homer? Homer's cool like the Odyssey's awesome When was it written? When was it written? What?

When was Homer written? When did Homer write the Odyssey? Well it would have been thousands of years ago. Yeah, exactly. So, like, how many thousand-year-old names do, like, hang about? It's pretty normal. The fact that there's any now is, like, impressive. Composed 8th century BC. That's fucking crazy. What the fuck? Yes, that, I consider it the story.

Like, 800 BC. 8th century BC. That's crazy. It's so cool. It's cool, man. Why were the Greeks calling people after Homer Simpson, though? They just saw it coming. They figured out, they like map the stars and shit, and it's like, we know Homersimpsons is coming, man.

Do you think they were lying there in the, like, Acropolis or whatever, like, looking up at the stars, like... In the Megalopolis. Yeah, in the Megalopolis, they were going like, nah. No, I'm actually, like an ancient Greece aboo. Yeah, shut up, fam. I'm called Alexander. Okay. So you're just saying you're a fascist?

So we can't enjoy anything nowadays? No. If anything's historical, then you're a fascist. I hate this world. Where did the Greeks? The Greeks? Where did the Romans come from? Arsini Register.

Yeah, and who gets the Arsini Register fucking number one cock-sucking enjoyer? The fascist. Homer Simpson? Yeah. No, Greek shit is cool. Um, their philosophy and stuff. Um, crazy.

The, the ideas and concepts they came up with in that time, like, wild. Wild. And that's what's lame about the Romans, where they just, like, copied all the gods, we made them lamea. Yeah, the Romans sucked. Fucking Italy. Italy invented fascism.

Anyway, we're just rambling on now. No, they did. Okay. Xbox. Italy invented Xbox. No, they didn't. The Rock invented Xbox looked up. Who announced the Xbox?

Google it. Who announced the original Xbox? Tom Cruise. Alongside Bill Gates, it was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, motherfucker. He's been there since day one. Rock has been there. Declaring it the most electrifying thing coming out this year.

There you go. I'm the rock Can I support this message? Have you seen what the rock looks like now? Yeah, it looks like you're a human being again. Yeah. Why did that happen? Because the fucking

human growth hormone and steroids were killing his heart. His heart is like this big. He's like 80% heart. That's why he's still lovable. I love fucking love you guys. I'm getting worried about the size of your heart. Yeah.

I got so much love. And as the smashing machine proved, so much acting talents. Yeah. I like when he whipped out his fatty though in that one scene. When he whipped out his controller and started playing Halo 1. This fucking Xbox is the most electrifying fucking thing I've ever played. That's a weird pool. Yeah.

That's a weird Xbox. Yeah. Well, let's know your thoughts on Xbox's. What's your favorite generation of Xbox? Xbox original, with the Duke controller, of course. Xbox 360, Xbox 1, Xbox Series, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X, Xbox Series X, Xbox Project Natal. Xbox, what we are? Xbox.

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