JAR Media Posdact - #thegoldenfreddie - Corncast 17

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

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Corncast Episode Free Is it free? 17 When I was 17 No I say free It's the third week

Of lockdown 2 So So what is this? Corncast 2 episode 23 Season 2 episode 3 Meme chat episode 5 And as you have just heard

Today I am joined by three very esteemed esteemed people dogs gamers so please introduce yourself please let me know who you are okay we've got

stupid boobin we've got Jamie and we've got Alex I'm just why am I the only one that has like a prefix an adjective you were the first to speak therefore you get the stupid pretext I'd like to just frank

thank the one gentleman for watching this. Thank you. And a big shout out to our Patreon's over at Patreon for supporting the show. So how are we doing this afternoon? It's 7 o'clock. It's not the afternoon.

I mean, it is after the noon, but it's not the afternoon. You know, it's a early lockdown evening. Yeah, just a quiet little evening. Well, what have we been doing these fast? three weeks of the lockdown two. Yeah,

the weeks have been first, without a doubt. Oh, what? Say that again? Yeah, man. You had some connection. No, you had some connection. You actually have to say it again, I couldn't fucking... Listen, I'm I'm getting lag because I'm out here

holding a hint of lemon like wet wipe thing from KFC. It's like a few months old. I keep it next to me just in case my ass gets a bit too greasy and I've got to like wipe down emergency sort of store. Oh no, I get you, I get you. So,

um, to start off the show I'd like to make reference to the episode two weeks ago or two numbers ago where someone suggested that I should try marshmallow and salsa sauce

or hot salsa and well I have it here. I have salsa I have marshmallows you gonna do it yeah you're gonna do it yeah you're gonna do it yeah it's just the guy just having a bark moment you know dude I'm getting mega deja vu I'm gonna do you in this situation quite often I guess I'm no you know when you get deja vu and then you address that you've had deja vu and then the deja vu continues yeah like you're like I predicted all of this

Yeah, like I saw, I've been, I'm, I'm like playing chess right now. I'm, I'm leads ahead of you guys. You don't want to know. James, come on, do it. I've actually, I've got to, I'm just going to fucking do it. So I've got, I, because nobody answered the fucking question on what specific things I've got fucking Tesco basics, marshmallows, and, uh, Deweeto Hot Sousa. And that's it. And, uh, I suppose, Tesco got their own perfectly good hot sauce sauce.

or are you some sort of expensive, boozy bitch? Yeah, I'm a boozy bitch, but I didn't buy it. It was bought for me. So I didn't have a choice. Okay, give me a second. Eat it then. Did you manage to open it? Yeah, yeah, I managed to open it, and it's all dipped.

Half of the marshmallow is just covered in hot souser. Nice. Hmm. That's a strange one. It's strange. because the marshmallow is show overpowering to the taste of the salsa. No, but did you, like, dip it and just get a bit of the wetness on it? Or did you actually get, like, the actual vegetation growing inside the...

You want to get me a triple and everything? You want me to double dip and get a bit of vegetation? Yeah, like, scoop. Like, you need to get a big old clump of that shit on top of the marshmallow, otherwise this doesn't count. Oh, fuck. Okay, do you want me to take a fucking picture of my... Yeah, scoop, scoops then take a picture, then bite down.

Okay, so you want me to get a... Like, okay, if you really need to, take a bite out of the marshmallow so you have like a nice flat scooping space or like squeeze of your thumb to get some like real... I'll film it, I'll film it, I'll film it, I'll film it. Some real gushing salsa juice in there, you know? Just gushing with salsa. Double dipping don't matter when you're the...

Yeah, I want you to be chewing down on like, you know, tomato-y bits, you know? Okay, okay, this, this, I'm fucking... This is video evidence, and that is a big loop. That's a big fucking gloop. Um Um Yeah Thoughts?

I don't even know No, come on He's speechless everybody That's the review He's been knocked off his feet There's something strange about that That I can't put my finger on I mean it's quite obvious

What's strange about it Not bad Not bad at all for real this is the path of beans dude talking so no that's fine like

it is not like they don't compliment each other they don't compliment each other they do they yeah they don't it's like banana and salsa wouldn't go that's that wouldn't go

but why what's the difference why what's the difference between it well judging out I'm the only one who's got

um bulls in this call, like usual. There's nothing to do with the... What's it to do with balls? I have it on good authority that we all have balls. You're the one. Like, you opened yourself

up to this experience. You know, like talking about having pasta and beans. Pastor and beans is good. Stop saying it. Yeah. It doesn't get any better. No, it doesn't get any better to you, but for me, it's a lovely,

healthy meal. people are tired of the media sort of like putting forward false information and you're out here doing exactly that you're part of the problem it needs to how is it false information that I have taste yeah yeah come on come on come on talk say something we've only got a tiny little housekeeping today because a lot of the comments weren't anything worth by responding to you know big dog Big Bear. Hey, that song's always worth responding to, though.

That's for sure. There was certain a few minutes ago. I was going to say, and it's... What were we talking about before James started to talk about his stupid pasta bean experience again? God damn it, James. The marshmallow salsa. I don't know what it was anymore.

It's gone. Well, those... Ping on vodka left a comment saying, Jimmy's catchphrase is, what's good? What's good? what's good or it's not literally a slush puppy brother who's jimmy yeah he's you right you'll I always say it's not literally a slush puppy brother don't you

say what's good what's good what's good yeah yeah I say what's good what's good slush puppy there hmm what is a slush puppy you me Jaden Smith would drink, I'm sure I like Jaden Smith Do you like his Spider-Man song, I'm ready? Yeah, where it goes, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, and then it might go.

He just delivers it like this. Does he say it four times? I don't know, but he just sort of delivers it with no Yeah, he just talks the whole thing. Yeah, there's nothing. Like they clearly were just trying to rip off what's up danger from Spiderverse

and they just did a terrible terrible because they actually put in performances for What's Up Danger yeah they actually perform yeah the game looks good and everything but that song is pretty

trashing it's cool actually I think it's really cool I like that Jaden has done a Batman and a Spider-Man song now though do you know how the Batman song goes how does the Batman song go

he goes Batman Batman Batman Batman, Batman. That's like the chorus. Are you, are you like, are you being serious? No, like YouTube it right now. Go on YouTube and search Jaden Smith Batman.

Are you joking? No, this is a real fucking song. He did it ages ago and he's wearing a white bat suit. Oh my God, yeah. Oh, wow, this is, he's quite edgy. He looks like a cyberpunk character. He probably is. It probably is. They're going to announce it.

Everyone's favorite, Jane Smith, is actually the playable. He is the player character. Are you guys excited for Cyberpunk? Cyberpunch? Sorry? Yeah, well, yeah, you know. Yeah, a lot of stuff covering it has come out recently because, I mean, the game is out in one, like, three weeks.

Um, yeah. How is it coming out now, December? 10th of December. 10th, okay. yeah so three weeks yesterday yeah i'm i'm getting more and more hype every day that goes by yeah it's i wasn't really caring up until recently where it's suddenly just like oh don't know yeah the scope of it might be and how good it might be potentially yeah and i know the basic like premise now as well like the actual plot of the story and it sounds pretty cool

i made a point i've made a point of not paying attention to anything not what you in any of it because I, you know, I already got it like a while. You already pre-ordered. Yeah, I still need to do that. Yeah, I think it's going to be very good. What's nice about it is that I'm not like ridiculously

over-excited. So... It would be nice to have a good game. Yeah. Like that. An extra game, you know? It feels like you've you've got, you've earned a game somehow. You know, like it's, it's, it's,

there's no hype. It's nice. Yeah. Well, there is hype, but... Yeah, it's like modest hype. Yeah, yeah. Just been waiting for a while, so it's just going to be a... I haven't got any crazy, like, it's not like a halo thing where I'm like hoping, like a lot for it to be good. Even though I know it won't be, but I'm hoping. It's like, because it's more reliable, I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Do you think there's any chance it doesn't land? It depends how much people will, like, overhype it. Yeah, because it has been... hype cycle for this game has been pretty absurd over these years. There'll definitely be people who will be saying

it's smaller than the Witcher 3 or something, you know. No, they've already confirmed it's going to be smaller than the Witcher 3. Yeah, but they'll not smaller, like tiny and all. No, it's in the length phrase, yeah, they've changed, they've made it smaller. Yeah, they've made it a shorter.

But cities have like, you know, buildings and verticality. imagine a map for example just in terms of the map it will be a totally different thing to the witcher but it'll be denser you would you would think it's completely different style of game too isn't it that you just make the antagonist it's just because of it's them and it's it's their brand of open world which is like the best brand of open world so it's hard

not to compare it to the Witcher because it's like the only thing you can compare it to me yeah but the thing is that sort of future robot bullshit but that's not even fair to compare it to their sex It's sort of on their side, though, that people are going to be comparing it to the Witcher, because the Witcher's, like, how many years old now? Five. Five years old. And, like, it, you can tell when you play that game.

Like, it feels, it might feel a bit older than five years, to be honest, but. It's still the fucking best game ever. You watch your mouth there. But, like, that game is not perfect. So, just go off of the quality of that. Like, it's obviously an incredible. incredible, incredibly good game. I didn't hear you say you were going to put six screenshots of it on R-slash gaming,

so I don't think I believe you. Oh, trust me, I've put my pound of flesh into R-gaming, believe you me. Our gaming. James, are you going to pick up Cyberpunch, 58? No. Why not? Well, for good reason. What's that?

Playing it on current gen. would be the way to play it. There's no point flying it. And you've got a peek and a boo-boo computer. Upgrade your fucking computer. God damn it.

I'm willing to put a thousand pound on my computer at the moment. Yeah. Boo. So until the next generation consoles become actually available for sale, I'll miss it.

Damn. By that, I mean PlayStation, because there's no point to buy an Xbox. Damn. Preach. the... Boo.

Not really... Yeah, no, I'm just booing. Rubin, you said you had a subject, correct? Oh, yeah. No, okay, so I watched into the Spider-Verse again the other day. Me too. It kind of all stems from this. And today, I sort of realized, actually,

I actually messaged my friend about this, just saying I get unreasonably upset at people saying, it's saying that Spider-Verse is anything but a 5-0-5 or a 10 out of 10. Like, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear you say it's a nine out of ten or an eight out of ten. Let me tell you. It's a five out of five. It's ten out of ten.

Fuck you. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. I hopped on letterboxed after watching the movies. I saw that I had given it four and a half stars. I was like, you dumbass motherfucker. And I said that shit till five out of five immediately. Yeah, that film is so fucking good.

Yeah. Like, it brings me like to tears, like countless times. Yeah. I'll just be sat watching it just like a normal scene and I'm like getting choked up that it's so fucking kill by how incredible it is and also genuinely

there's genuine emotional moments in it I mean I'm just like it's Spider-Man and he's depressed and it's Spider-Man he's black fuck yeah Miles is just such a likable version of Spider-Man and I'm even like

so naive and like I love their version of Peter B. Parker as well. Yeah, the really good. Yeah, the has been past-it characters are like the most interesting to me.

Yeah, he's so great. And although the like intricacies to the animation too. Oh yeah, it's stunning. Yeah, they invented new technique just in order to make it possible. I wish they're like the standard for blockbuster

the comic book movies was for them to be animated because it's so much more fun it makes way more fun it makes so much more sense because like it's it's dumb cartoony shit like when you see Thor in

in the Avengers it's like this shit's lame kind of lame Thor is fucking lame think about how lame the Avengers series is going to look for the most part in about 20 years I keep thinking about that

like I think that Iron Man one will survive, it'll get away with it. I think Iron Man won, and it's aesthetic and just the bug away of it. Because part of me thinks you will still look all right. Yeah, I think we'll still be impressed by it, because it's one of those,

it's like, it's not the same leaps and bounds as Claymation or whatever to 90s, dog shit cinematics, which never look good. I'll tell you what has aged, though, in terms of CG, is like the weird grandmoth talking and layer and robot.

God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I actually, I watched Rogue One not that long ago myself. I don't... Yeah, I'll skip it through it in the day because it just has some certain scenes that I really like re-watching. Um, because I just find it awesome. I watched it in its entirety for some reason. Don't know why.

It's all right. Um, moments. But, yeah, Spider-Man, Spaddon. But my real thing was just a question of, just a little question that they thought might stem into a small amount of, I don't know, discussion. about Batman or Spider-Man because I remember there was a time where I thought Batman was like yeah Batman's cool he's a cool

hero but now I'm fully back and just like Spider-Man I like Spider-Man a lot more and I have a lot more reason to like Spider-Man more recently than I do Batman as a cat and then I was going to ask and who did you like more as a kid I was just curious

and maybe other people will find it interesting to hear about it yeah that's a good question I like that 10 years ago Batman was as popular as Spider-Man as now. It was like the Batman Renaissance, the equivalent of having like the Arkham Games and the Nolan trilogy. That's about as good as what Spider-Man is getting now with his game

and being in all the movies and shit. But yeah, I think I prefer a Spider-Man now. It's just a bit more lively. Yeah. I want to hear your opinion on this, James. My opinion on this? Jeremy Clarkson, isn't it? That's what he's going to say.

Well, Into the Spider-Verse is an incredible movie. I can't think of anything where there's like a fault or a problem of it. It is just... Damn right. You can't. But I haven't consumed anything of a Spider-Man besides that, and I don't think I want to. I thought you played or watched the whole of the Spider-Man PS-4. You watched a bunch of the PS-4 Spider-Man game, and you were really into it from what I remember.

Yeah. I thought it was a great game. but I won't play it. I'm not going to play it because I've seen it already. I thought that game was great and I liked the Peter Parker and that.

The new one looks great because flying around as a brick looks so fucking cool. Yeah. That game will also be incredible because you get into the Spider-Verse like skin and that skin

just looks so... It does look really good. But I imagine that game is as good as the first one, if not better. And they're the only Spider-Man like shit I care about. Like, the Marvel movies I couldn't care about at all, and I never will.

Spider-Man's just kind of cool, I guess. Well, Batman, though. Yeah, where does he rank in terms of Batman as well, for you? Well, no, it's hard to say, because the only good representation of Batman is stuff from, like, years ago. Like, I don't know if the new movie's going to be good, like, at all. I don't know. I don't know all the concerns. I hope so.

I do like good Batman, but I haven't been enjoying Batman for a while, because he hasn't added games for a long time, or the movies have just been so stupid. James, were you ever into superheroes as a kid? No. Really? That's why I made my Jeremy Clark some geek. Yeah, he was, he was the superhero. He was the superhero. He was the steak.

He wore a mask. Yeah, he had a secret identity. Well, for me to answer the question, I'd say Spider-Man as well. I think Spider-Man's character is inherently more relatable. Anyone can wear the mask. Yeah, like, that's the point of the character. Like, they sort of say, like, that was the point of the Dark Night Rises. Like, that's the moral at the end.

Like, Batman isn't a person, and he's a symbol, whatever. But it's like, it's sort of... sort of hinges on you being incredibly rich. And also having, being highly trained in like, almost mid-martial arts and things like. No-life thing martial arts. No, I think inherently

like, Spider-Man is ten times better than Batman. No. No, yeah, I wouldn't go that for. Yeah. It doesn't mean I don't want to... It's just the way the tramp swings. It's just been a while. Yeah, but I also because I was well we were all pretty young when

like Spider-Man 1 and 2 came out and I remember seeing Spider-Man 2 yeah I remember seeing Spider-Man 2 as a kid the Sam Ramey film and walking out of that film and set in that's the best film I've ever seen in my life I was like die hard fucking

Spider-Man dude yeah I always like I had a genius of Batman when I was younger so I had a Spider-Man 2 poster for the longest time in my room it was one of him like doing a cool like kick or something past a building or some shit it was it was it was a spider man

two or three promotional poster thing and I did used to think man spider man is so fucking cool he's the coolest I just love like the creativity of like all right this guy is spider powers how does he traverse New York it's like this thing that just fits perfectly together man he's such a cool character

I will say though I think Batman villains are better than Spider-Man Yeah Yeah, without doubt Yeah I totally agree

But the thing None of us are like Comic book Nerd sort of dudes You know Yeah No I saw

I'm not saying that in a bad way Like yeah It's not really That deep No Although I did see That recently There are like

Three Jokers In the Batman Comic now Or something Oh my God three jokers at the same time yeah i don't get why they have to do that shit because they that joker dude and uh gotham as well like the young joker played by the jedi from new order or whatever it's called four and order in that yeah fuck i didn't know that yeah and it's

cringy as fuck watch the clips shit's lame man gotham is just so cringy i don't understand Yeah. Like, all the villains are, like, already established. Yeah, like, they're all, like, children villains. It's fucking weird. They're just waiting for Batman to get really big and then beat them up. Yeah. But then Batman's, like, a six-year-old in the show or something.

He's, like, really young. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's loosely based off year one. It must be. Wait, before we go off the topic of Spider-Man, Have you guys seen the new face they gave him in the game? Yeah, I don't like that in the remaster. Yeah, I don't like it.

Yeah, I think he looks so much worse. Yeah, I like to when he look kind of just a bit more mature, maybe a bit more even dorky. Like dorky in a more mature way. Now he's just like, yeah, now he's just Tom Holland. Yeah, he's just this horrible hybrid of really soft-edge Tom Holland face, like a really soft and round, like Tom Holland. It's weird. Why did they feel the need to do that? Yeah, I actually don't understand unless it was something to do. There's probably be some Sony above board decision.

They probably want it to be like just the same. But they want it to be like a more realistic face? They probably just want it for branding reasons. Like just have Spider-Man be this unified. This is what Spider-Man's face looks like right now type thing. Yeah, it is weird. It's, yeah, and like the point of the, well, I mean, not the point, but in the game, it's an older Spider-Man.

like that's just a fact so why have they reverted him like a lot of people go straight into Miles Morales and he'll take he'll take off the mask Peter Parker will and be like what the fuck why is he de-aged like 15 years yeah

it doesn't make any yeah the point that it's just like in uh into the Spider-Vus Spider-Man's 26 years old but Peter like you know that world's Peter Parker yeah I mean I guess maybe they're still like whatever yeah that people

Peter Barker, he's 26 or yeah and Miles Morales is like 14 he had that the oldest so it doesn't make any sense for them now to appear so close in age if anything Miles Morales looks far older than him now he does

it's stupid it's fucking weird yeah that's all I'd say on that do you guys have anything you want to shout out before we head into the mid break Minga, ringer, ting ting, linger. Have you been watching The Mandalorian, Ruben?

No. You haven't? No. Ruben hates it. No, I'm just waiting for it to all come out. In fact, what I'm doing is I'm waiting until December so I can claim my Disney Plus. Yeah. Yeah, just watch a bunch of awful bullshit over Christmas and all the Mandalorian, you know, that kind of thing.

Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. I won't say anything then I'll save that for another day. Thinking I might claim that trial and then once I go back because I'm not drinking very much all through this lockdown once I go back to drinking, binge watch Mandeloren and binge drink, maybe. We'll be back after these messages, baby.

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fucking Manigan, and finally, David Wallace. Thanks, everybody. Mwaw. Hello, my Welcome to the second half of the Corncast, where we answer questions from that corny community we've got out there. If you want to leave us questions, head over to the Jarm Media subreddit, where there'll be a suggestion thread. You can ask us whatever you like. Jog's Pog is going to start us off this episode.

If Wallace, from Wallace and Gromit, died in his sleep, the contraptions would still deliver his lifeless corpse to the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up. Thoughts? Yeah, man It's fucking heavy Is that injury is fierce in my mind You know, I can picture it very, very cleanly Doesn't he sometimes just sleep through it anyway Like he might get through a whole day

With Grummet thinking he's just asleep Damn I don't know James, you ever see Wallace and Gromit? Yes Well Are you replying with such attitude? What's your opinion? No, like, yes, I've seen it, but I just can't picture it at all.

Like, I haven't seen it recent enough to know what is being asked or said. Okay, fine. Well, there is a question you can answer, uh, James from Poopy 43. Since Ruben is here, can you guys rank the Kendrick Lamar albums? Damn hate will not be tolerated. Love you, whiz. No, there needs to be damn hate. Sorry, but there needs to be something.

Yeah, damn does deserve a little bit of hate. It's shit. It's not shit. Shit's the wrong word. It's not shit. it's just not it doesn't reach the same heights as the previous half

for fuck sake what's the ranking then I can't have spilt sauce all over myself how that was like fucking 40 minutes ago yeah

you just been suspended holding it this whole time I just opened it and it just well you can have another one you can have another marshmallow and salsa no use the marshmallow to soak it up No, no, I'm going to get changed.

If it was so delicious, as you say. Okay. Well, now we can do this with him gone. Quick. Okay, so at the top of you got, wait, what was? To my butterfly. And then you got,

and then you got, honestly, Mm-hmm. Section 80 versus damn is actually a toughie. Nah, damn. No, it's section 80. Section 80. Yeah, I prefer Section 80. Yeah, Section 80.

yeah man yeah then damn obviously and then I guess his mixtape which I'm blanking on the name of which I don't even think is actually I'm not sure if it's considered a mixtape or not but I fuck I can't remember I'm overly dedicated

overly dedicated thank you someone needs to brush up on their Kendrick law don't you tell me what I need to do do you disagree with any of that Jim because I'm pretty much in line with that uh no

like I agree like yeah like yeah well actually um black panther where would you put that I don't know like I put it beneath a fake album

that doesn't exist yet playing it yeah I can't I gotta admit I've never actually listened to it well it's fine I guess I mean is it good

is it worth uh yeah not really it's not really a Kendra Lamar album it's just sort of like a collection of songs that he I guess collated but curated

sorry? There was another question attached, but it was for James and now he's just like gone off to get I don't know, to just dip his marshmallows into salsa some more. Just dipping his marshmallow into marshmallow marshmallow, marshmallow. Ask me the question, now I'll pretend to be James. Just dip some marshmallows and some marshmallow.

You can roll plays James. Joseph said Kahn says, what are your... Also, what are James' favorite jazz albums? Okay, well at the top you've got get rich on Dieterian by 50 cent and then you have Ride the Lightning by Metallica

then up to that Christopher Lee's album Charle Magni and then he just got bad bad not good discography I guess and the the Dracula read by Christopher Lee on Spotify

Oh and I'm with her by La Tigre La Tigre Yeah, just that song. Yeah. Quick, act normal. James? What?

Oh, hi James. What's your favorite jazz album? Give me a second and I'll get it up because I do actually know it. Clearly not well enough to know the name offhand though, eh? This is really a scorn. It's a Japanese jazz album. Is it Batman by James?

Jaden. Is it the Danny Elfman School? Is it? What's that supposed to mean? Those those I'm interested in finding out what Ruben's just said, play it backwards. Yeah, and then subscribe to the Patreon. Yeah, subscribe to the film theorist and watch his theories on the series.

You'll hear the secret message that I just delivered to you. How long it's it's going to take? Yeah, we're waiting, man. What is, is Cassiopia, 1979? It's on YouTube, it's got 2.3 million views. Go listen to it, it's great. No, nah. No, I don't want it.

Nah, I'll just edit that out. Yeah. George is not okay, says, What are your favorite and least favorite beers? I say Hop House 13 and Peroni are probably the best. I think Carlsberg is the shittest though Oh Thoughts

Best beer Hmm I know what mine is I got it Got my best beer You know here's something confusing A lot The older generations tend to call Aol beer

And then Lager Lager I was wondering if we should Like acknowledge that part of include ales in this discussion or that's just too pretentious. Lager or what?

I like ale, though. No, fuck it. If you want to put beer and ale together, because if you've got an ale that you feel is really worth mentioning, you like it over any other lager, then fuck it. Obviously, if it was some like, oh, I had it out in the woods at a pub that no one's ever heard of in a country,

you know, and it's just like you couldn't possibly no one could even get it. But fucking like. I was back with him. Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, Old Speckled Hen, you can get anywhere, for example. That shit fired all. I haven't had an Old Speckled Head in fucking ages.

Yeah, I haven't either. But that's what's kind of nice about it as well. Like, it's just the sort of rare little... Treat. Treat you sort of... A golden, yummy. Yeah. Well, an amber kind of...

An amber speckle, if you will. Yes. Coroner are pretty... They're just like mainstows. Yeah. Birramaretti. That's shit good. um asahi i prefer i prefer the like stronger lagers because you know

assahi's a 5% yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying like asahi maresi peroni those that are a little bit above your average um at the bottom you got fosters yeah honestly fosters like um like bud wiser oh yeah it's just all tasteless Yeah. I don't really, I wouldn't, I used to really despise them, but I've grown to just sort of be fine with it. I guess if it's really artificial tasting, then I won't, like, an element of it. It's like, this isn't, I can handle a lack of taste, but I can't handle a bad taste. Yeah.

Really? I find out how to drink on Budweiser. Like, through lockdown, actually, I did, I did crush a lot of Budwisers because it was summer and because they were very, they're very cheap for a lot of beer. So I did have quite a lot of Budweiser blowing around because I don't really, I don't really mind it myself. You know, it's cold enough. I don't give a shit. Yeah, that's another thing. Dr. It's drinking like cobra, I think. I can't really think of a, a lager that I'd call the worst.

I mean, maybe there are ales I dislike. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, because that's, that's different. Lager is all very similar. It's just the case of, like, I don't know, purity or, the aftertaste how bad does it but no matter what you have three lagers you're going to get the aftertaste it's just how it is yeah what else are they that suck there's there's a load of like bath ale brand like they've got all their different flavors and shit you know some of them suck some of them are really nice yeah that's just how it go change jovo good

two beer? I don't drink beer. No, but you like Peroni and... Yes, only when it's just like it's not the right time to drink spirits. Like, if I'm going to drink alcohol,

never drink a beer, I'll just drink a spirit. Mainly risky. I just don't really have a particular taste for a specific beer. Okay. Do you have a for spicy food because jar media

hl asks do any of you enjoy eating spicy food who can tolerate it the best in the group I eat a lot of spicy food yeah I love spicy yeah all of us do really yeah like this it's not even really like

we just all like it to think so yeah I don't know because I just have it in my head that the stereotype is that the average British person doesn't really like spice and kind of avoids it I don't know

Is that generalising? Probably Well 100% of us Can get down With spicy foods Yeah and like most of my family Well

Yeah a lot of my family Like it My immediate family anyway Yeah they all like it And your family Like it I know that I would say James is the least

The least spice tolerant I don't know who out of us thought like that could tolerate the spiciest I had the spiciest variant of Saracha with a vegetarian burger today the Saracha blackout it is quite spicy actually

but have you had the firecracker from Wagamama no you need to you need to yeah well neither of I but that's the thing I'd usually get and every time it hurts like fuck

but it's like so good it's a delicious meal but you at it as clearly um did did you think it was that painful to consume um yeah it was it was pretty hardcore okay so our levels are pretty equal oh we just need reuben to have it so we have like a scale we have a consensus of a sort of a consensus understanding we have our measure there yeah because if you're like this ain't shit then yeah there's this Carolina Reaper spicy sauce that you can get it's a it's an Encona brand one that's that's that's pretty significantly spicy that I have it with like if I have tacos or whatever I'll put that in it and that's one of the things that I've gotten used to it now though I don't

know I got used to that but the first time I had it was really like my mouth hurts a lot I'm in significant levels of pain here and then it would hurt like a lot going to the toilet but now doesn't do anything doesn't bother me can do it Nice I'll have the fucking firecracker There you go Next time I'm in Wagamama Whenever that is

It's gonna be December I'll get a firecracker Absolutely Well no Except that shit kind of fire day Kind of fire day yeah I mean gonna get the Dona Cabab Everyone's gonna get Dona Cabab

Domino's pizza I don't know what the reason is Just get it You know Life experience dude How do you guys Feel about ending This 76 legacy

see the final the wrap-up comment. Okay. This won't be the last well this is the last we'll hear of 76. This is the last one because it's it's just the acknowledgement

of the end from the game Zadark. Oh the final thing. No, the final we've got a drink thing. Awful, worst fucking ale Newcastle Brown Hill. There you go.

Yeah, yeah, I'd agree with that. It's so bad. What's wrong with it? It's just really artificial tasting and gross. It's fucking. It's fucking awful. I just, yeah.

Yeah, I don't like it one bit. I'd say to try it, but like, don't. Just don't bother. Yeah, it's not worth it. I'm pretty sure you have tried it, Alex. Yeah, you might like it. I'm going to say it has that, that is triggering a memory, but. But, yeah, done.

That was it. Last thought. Okay, he says, I didn't say 76 was genius, but okay, put words in my mouth, lull. Sorry, I keep chilling for a game I personally enjoy and calling out what I believe to be incorrect judgments of a game based on someone's limited play time. I'm salty as you can tell. You boys are still a bunch of class act mingers though.

Also, which Madagascar character would each of the fallout New Vegas main faction? James? Okay, so we've got James list. I can't help, sir. There's no problem with you enjoying the game. Yeah, I said that. And while you never

said it was genius, you certainly implied it was, you know, pretty up there. Yeah, this game, it's doing some clever things. Well, he implied that we didn't know what we were talking about. Yeah. Yeah, like it was so above our limited intellect. We couldn't possibly understand. I'd also say there's not limited game time.

I alone have seen like six plus hours, at least. I didn't play it when it came out. You guys have played way more than 10 hours of that game. No, but this is the thing. Um, like, when, when you, when you play, play something, when are you allowed to have an opinion of it? Because do you know what I did recently? I bought that

Souls-like game, Neo. Yes. Yeah. I bought it on Steam. I played it for 15 minutes and was like, wow, this is just the fucking biggest pieces of shit I've ever played. Got a refund. I think that game is actual trash. Really?

Yeah. Wait, is this something that's too much going to. Yeah, we're going to go off. My point is, I could tell within 15 minutes that I did not like that game. Yeah. to me that is like perfectly fine you're allowed to even if the general consensus is that a game is good if it does not gel with you within whatever time you feel is right then that's that

i think bro's issue is that we're apparently not arguing well enough from that from that perspective from that point of view from that position even though i'm going to tell you how hours I've got it now I've just updated the Bethesda launch it for the first time in fucking ages to find out if I've got to log in I'm not doing it because I don't even know if I'll know what my details are but I mean

I've played the game recently for a fair few hours and back when it first came out for a fair few hours longer than I gave Neo and I'll give 76 I'd prefer to play 76 over Neo I mean

we had some bullshit fun on it for sure as a group. Yeah, I mean, that is a big difference because you can just play with friends and that makes any game fun. Yeah. But, man, I forget what we've even said.

I'm glad you can enjoy it. But I'm afraid we're going to have to block you from the Reddit. We can't have people disagreeing with us anymore. It's too much, it's too much. It would be, I'm going to say this, it would be a mediocre indie game if it didn't have the fallout

yes it's a bad fallout game it shouldn't be called fallout yeah spot on now can we get to the actual meat of this question like the fallout six doesn't mean anything malagascar new Vegas factions that's a fucking interesting one

okay um Kaiser's legion is uh Julian Julian, yeah obviously The independent Vegas route

would be Alex or Marty or Marty it would be Marty Surely we should group the Madagascar characters into factions so we can sort of align them Jesus Christ I'm happy with that

to be honest I can't take it anymore I really can't I don't, I mean, I've done it less, and I really fucking can't. Please, I have a question I actually want to ask, you know? It is not about Vegas, we don't care. No, a breeze throw ball good says,

this episode featured a mention of hype beasts, which led me to ask your guys' opinions on the current state of sneakerhead culture, a recent co-lab of Jordan X, Travis Scott, X, PlayStation, featured a shoe that only have five ever been made. Only winnable through raffles and more than likely will be sold for millions. The shoes themselves look fine, but the hype behind them is through the roof only because Travis Scott put his name to them.

Well, that can be said about anything for the 1%. Look all these really expensive cars that they make two of them. Or, you know, that type of shit that's always, I don't get. like that's just shit what is there to say about it it's stupid rich people pay stupid money for things that only they have because they're cunts why does it matter

I don't know is it getting worse I guess it affects other people though because they they want the thing they can't have the thing but they want the thing uh become rich then yeah mate it's become it's easy just go down to the money store Get some money.

How about log into the stock market and get some stocks? Get your job. Put stocks in Vodanto and get like a two pound dividend, mate. No, like what... I see, I go out and I see Bagati Veyorn that's a two million pound car.

I'm not going to get upset. I think it's stupid. Like, do people actually get upset that they can't own this one out of ten... I hope people get upset that they don't have the pisser. No, that is worth being upset. that's over. Thank you.

I just don't understand like what is there to say about like hype you know limited quantity stuff it doesn't it's not for me it's never going to be for me

it's for like a 1% so like why care it's just lame like it's all built around like these websites where there's like a timer ticking down and then when it ticks over

you have to have like 50 tabs open all loading and getting a queue yeah it's shit and lame If you want to do that though, like whatever I'll just get my fucking yeasies from eBay

It doesn't matter Because if they're that, if they're that good You'll find some cheap knockoff from China For like 100 grid by them If that's if you care about the look of them Just buy the copies of them Like that fixes the problem I like hypebeast

It like Because when you're in London and stuff Before COVID anyway you'd always see the person like walking by wearing the Gucci or the Supreme fucking track suit and like it it's nice that it's a visual way to immediately let you know that someone is a cunt yeah because you know they say you make an opinion of someone in your first 15 seconds of like looking at you yeah yeah well yeah they've they've really that's in the first like half seconds yeah there's like nothing to it anymore oh i i just

should never engage with this person whatsoever because They're worthless. You should get engaged to that person, though. Yeah, yeah. But if you can, absolutely get engaged to that person and then divorce them. No, no, no. I'm going to change this conversation. So the whole thing with hypebeats and stuff like that is the wearity of the item, okay?

Let's bring in my hobby and Alex's. Lego sets can beware. I've got stuff on my car and the only one in the country with it. What does that make me if you're saying? There needs to be demand as well. Do you think you could make as like as much of a profit? let's say in percentage on some of the car parts you have as easily

as an asshole could sell a pair of shoes to some moron. No, because shoes, shoes, car stuff and Lego is completely different. More people have interested in shoes than they do. That's what I'm saying then. Like, it's well and good having like a rare thing. Like I could I could, for example, take a shit

and say this is the only shit like this, but you've got to have people that actually want that shit. If Travis Scott took that shit. Yeah, if Travis Scott took that shit. It's about you're saying that if you see someone with a Supreme Jacket there, you think they're a cunt. So what about Alex has a one in 10 set?

I have a one in one set. I don't think that's cunt at all, because I'm like, there's a passion. Also, Alex doesn't go out like with his Lego set and just carries it around. I have this. You don't. I do, though.

He runs around with them in the town. I'm like, yeah. It's not, it's about like showing off your wear thing to make. Yeah, that's the point. That's why it. clothing because it's the same with expensive bags and stuff like things that you are seen with you like basically at all times the showy-offy things it's it's fucking

shallow i think the people who do that are shallow to an extent if you just so care so much about having something to make other people jealous something i find interesting is that a lot of the the hype beast bullshit that i that you would see when you see them being talked to maybe there's an interview of them or it's like this is their apartment their apartments all look so similar they all have those oh i can't remember there's this particular fucking artist i don't know what his name is or anything like it's um they're like these fucking mickey mouse things but they're just these mouse things are really ugly they're stupid figurines and they're all rare and they will have like a different version someone's going to be like Rubin you're stupid you don't know

what that is i can't remember the name of the fucking artist but they will have that i think PewDiePie has some for example and it's all like this practically there's nothing unique about their like apartment it'll always be an apartment it'll just be like white and grey they'll have a

Mac there'll be nothing on their desk just and but they all have like really similar things it's all the same shit yeah really bad I was doing a bad job of describing it I'll find it at some point shit funco pops is that what they are

kind of yeah they're like Funko pops for, like, twats, not for cringers. You know, like, uh, like a... Yeah, no, straight up, they are like Funko Pops for twats. Yeah, I remember fucking... I think we're going to lose

all our subscribers, but just... Yeah, I was going to say, can we, can we edit this whole bit out? Because we've mentioned Pudypie. Fuck Pudy. What was so, like, what's the hot... Why is... Fuck Pudypie a hot take? Like...

You're not allowed to not like Pudypoy. I don't like him. Oh, yeah. shit. Oh, it's over for us. It's over for James. Sorry, James, you're out of jar. See you, bro. Bye. You just like PewDiePie. Damn me, I see you left.

Oh, he's back. No, we've just gone in on this. I don't even know what the conversation is like... I don't know, yeah. I was just realizing, like, why was I even on this whole thing? Okay, so let's just like this. It's about showing off. If you like things that are where and different, that is okay.

There's nothing wrong with that. But yeah, getting to dinosaur bones or something Yeah, but if you fucking Have a scotch cheese Specifically weigh your £1,000 Supreme sticker that you put on the back of your Mazda, you're a dick Dinosaur bones

Yes, historical importance, we're building a picture of the past So if someone was walking out of a dinosaur bone To show everyone, would you not think they're a cunt? Well, I presume they'd have fashioned it into a piece of armour or a gun Like in fallout. Oh, a bit of armor, sorry, and far cry, I don't know. The forest

Or the forest Yeah No if someone Like whipped out a A dinosaur Like shin bone or something Was like look check this up

I'd be like Whoa that's cool It's interesting Because it's a dinosaur This isn't ripping out They've molded it into their fashion You know So you know

They have these fucking Where is this question going Like what I used to come around The T-rex floor replica When I was in primary school yeah and you'd stab all the kids you didn't like oh my god puncture their tires on their bikes

and footballs and shit they're fucking neck whoa Jesus yeah Alex do you want to tell us about the eight months you spent in a correction or juvenile correctionality yeah yeah for the dino heist yeah

no for the the stabbing Yeah the multiple like neck The dino stabbing No Let's do one more From one big smelly pencil After listening to the discussion about games

That have battle passes Season passes or some sort of reward system I thought about it and came to the conclusion That the best incentive Well arguably the only incentive To keep playing a multiplayer game Is if you have fun doing so I say this because that's

side of JAR, others would say that their only reason to spend their time with games anymore is that they're rewarded for their time. Otherwise, they would think that they are just wasting their time, as they could be using it for things more productive. I argue that you'd be wasting your time with the game anyway, reward system or not, if you're not having fun with it as it turns into a skinner box situation. I play multiplayer games like Team Fortress 2 and Smite and occasionally Overwatch, and even single player games with highly replayable systems like Hades and Binding of Isaac. And these games have either a poor reward system or none at all, or no real reason to keep playing after you have fully experienced the game, i.e. beating the main story in Hades or in other single-play games. I would replay them anyway because I have fun with them, rather than

enjoying them to gift me with things for my investment. It was most likely you already concluded about how you feel about reward systems and games, but I wanted to hear some thoughts anyway and also hear what you think about this. Ah, thoughts? What came to mind me you said about enjoying it in a recent example, I don't know, Titanfall, like, won. It wasn't a great deal of progression. You could prestige.

But I didn't care. I remember getting into like the fifth prestige, just not giving a shit and just been like, you know what, I don't care. I just really like playing this game and winning. It's just so fun. Yeah. Yeah, that's always going to be better

than a really well thought through progression system. I think it's just annoying when you know that the progression system could be better and that you could be being rewarded for your time in a better way because other games can do it. I guess that's what we mean by that. Comparison is the killer of all joy, but sometimes you've got to kill some joy to criticise something that you care about or like or whatever.

Especially when all these games invite comparisons by just copying each other's systems. Yeah. Yeah, like how every game ever now copied destiny it's actually ridiculous yeah it's all destiny in fortnight yeah and destiny copied fortnight yeah if you die in destiny you're yeah you gotta buy a new copy of the game yeah i don't really have much more to add to it to be honest we covered most of it in the episode before but it's an interesting idea just that yeah the fun should be what's important like

And Geyswall 1, you know. No, it totally is. Like, here's an easy example, because Leffodedad 2 and Warhammer Vermintheid 2, two very similar games. Warhammer is worse, in my opinion, because the progression system exists. Mm-hmm.

It genuinely makes that game worse. I agree. It's way worse because of that. Whereas Lefer Dead 2 is just fun. Yeah, it doesn't demand. You can go on it and you can have a bunch of fun without, think about all this nonsense and numbers and shit go on it for an hour you can play it for fucking six that like you never get on it like having for like oh fuck i don't remember what

number thing i was doing yeah yeah and the difficulties aren't associated or locked behind you being some arbitrary number rating that's what difficulties should be you know yeah Like, A, B, C and D, not G, F, Q and C, you know? Yeah, especially not Q and C, like, it just can't be doing with that. How about Q and C? James, do you have any final thoughts? Games are games. Playing what you play.

You have fun. It doesn't matter what you do. If you enjoy doing battle passes, you enjoy doing battle passes. It doesn't matter. so you're nihilist okay you're a centrist on the fence

yeah get out here this fence sitter okay fuck you I'm just here to no come back moderate moderate moderate no no

at the end of the day games of no don't appeal to me at all at all and that's not because I like feeling that I'm rewarded you know

it's like you know or games need to be more deep in it, you know? It's not depth. The battle pass doesn't make it have more depth. I just, my opinion on this subject

will always bias because I grew up on Modern Warfare 2. That is the perfect game in terms of progression. No, but that's better than like a Battle Pass. Way better. No, but games don't do that anymore. What bullshit could you buy?

Titan 42 did it. A couple of expansion packs. That was all Modern War II. Yeah. You just earn stuff you're playing, but just playing the game doesn't get money.

You know, it's, it is what it is. Yeah, but that game was was ridiculously successful. Yes, but now gaming's changed.

They want more money. For the worse. Yeah. It's sad. Yeah, that's why that's why there was never a Modern Warfare 2

multiplayer like remaster. It's because they didn't want to monetize Modern Warfare 2 remaster because then that would, wait, I think I pulled my headphones out something's going on. people would be like okay

but yeah and then it would take people away from modern warfare and they can get away with monetizing modern warfare remaster because it's not a cherished game they already made people angry by like so heavily monetizing modern warfare remastered I guess it's just not worth it to take people away from the grand plan

which is war zone and yeah and anger them in the same process I don't know what the fuck do is yeah I don't how that relates to me the worst thing ever like you know putting packs or shit in

a first-blown shooters of white putting packs in a racing game fuck off myxop did that didn't they yeah fucking dumb you did it to fours of seven yeah and the reason I never bought that game oh guys you mind if I just

crunch smart it's really loud yeah if you want if that's how you want to cap the show okay That's my visceral ASMR up there. Can I eat a raisin really loud? You go.

I'm going to eat James' ass really loud. Yes, yes. How's that, James? Hmm. Typical moderate. Typical... No, do you know, I'm sick of Jamie. I'm so sucking, fucking sick.

What the fuck have I? done? Bark like a dog. Bight like a dog. Quick. No, I need to know what I've done. Oh, James is being left ring on Twitter. I'm going to call him right wing. No, no, okay. You want to go there? You want to fucking go there? Yeah, go there then a little bit. You want to play?

If I were a landlord, I'd simply not charge rent. Yeah, why would you? Why the fuck would you charge rent? Are you a cunt? You are a cunt, aren't you? Why would you be a landlord? because if I was rich because it can help people you know you can help people yeah but the caveat is if you're rich

right yeah how do you stay rich well if I just run the fucking this is the whole fucking tweet Jim is a fucking hypothetical situation I just won 50 fucking million pound okay I'm gonna put 20 of that in fucking houses and guess what I ain't gonna fucking charge rent because if you've got 50

fucking million sorry bro you should have preface that no if you've got you can be a landlord if you bought a house right now Are you thick? It's obvious that I'm not fucking witch, okay? It's not, it's obvious I'm not going to get you. It's a fucking lie. We both know that you are, in fact, rather wealthy.

Fuck off, no. Like, come. No, show us your bank statement. Show us your bank statement if you're... No, show us your bank statement. You fucking think, for a second. If you've got... Come on.

No, no. If you want to lead these people along, like, like, pigs chasing carrots on, on sticks and ropes. Show us your bank statement. Show us your bank statement. What's your bank statement? I'll leave my bank statement. Do you know what we find? If they'll find there's no money there.

Because I... Okay. I flood my money through a mobile kebab fan, okay? You've been... You use this liberal Twitter to hide the fact that you've been... been embezzling money in offshore accounts to avoid the local tax.

I pay my tax. It's taken off of my pay. Show us the statement. Show us the statement. It sounds just like Carl of Swindon. It's fucking bizarre. I'm actually not doing an impression. I've never heard him in my life.

He sounds like that. Well, well, James want to, want to end this on like a little anecdote? Yeah. Yeah. Hard time. And, Lord. Ah. Ah.

Oh, I'm going to I'm going to I'm