JAR Media Posdact - They Found IT They Found IT - Corncast 26

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 00:54 Housekeeping 12:25 Dino Area Finally Found 17:00 Number 1, Number 2, What? 22:01 Uraisley Strikes Again 27:20 Jim Talks about Marvel Movies 47:50 Mid Break & Patrons 57:55 Reddit Questions 59:14 If each of you could remake, sequel, and more 1:05:37 What Would We Transform Into 1:08:18 Disgusting Primary School 1:10:13 Record Collecting 1:14:17 Season 4 Attack on Titan 1:16:13 James on Initial D 1:17:13 Baker Names 1:18:41 UFOs 1:20:51 James on Spin Time 1:23:00 Cooking Subber PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 26. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always. By the Pixar Mom. Ruben. Oh, yeah. The Master of Reelites, Jim. Howdy partner? Which one should we pick for James?

Dilla. I don't even remember adding that one. J.J. Dillow in the house. Yo, yo, what's up? Everybody. And this is the show. Before we get too deep into it, head over to our Patreon and have a look at the perks over there. You can get your name read out

at the halfway point. Or make the audio version of the show possible. Let's do some housekeeping before we get into some wacky topics. I've got some top shit that happened this week, but Lois Ramsey has something to say, based on last episode. I work in a Weatherspoons and I genuinely don't know why anyone would go to one either. So, just adding in on that one.

No, you never go to a Weatherspoons, ever. You said last episode you're not ever going to go back to one. No. In a kind of flippant statement, do you genuinely believe you'll never go into one ever again once the COVID stuff's finished with? No, because if you go out, like, you're going to make the effort get changed into nice clothes, go drive to another town, there's going to be a variety of restaurants there. You've got to really hate yourself to go to Reverspoons because it's not nice to sit in. The food's not nice. There's no reason.

So there's never an incentive to go out of your way into the Reverspoons to get the shit food. I'm never going again, ever. let's make that clear and if any if any jar person if any of us go again there's going to be problems what do you mean

what are you going to do that that's I can't say you know can't say well another topic that was floating through the air was that of lost of course there are some people

that got annoyed about are lost opinions whenever they randomly show up Uga Booga left a comment saying wow jar I'm actually currently watching Lost for the first time and I'm in the middle of season 5 right now I had to skip house keeping

to avoid spoilers so thanks a lot Mingers unsubscribed so I mean if you don't know the internet fucking lost already then you're not safe if you're watching lost and you're just you're not safe you're not so you have to you can't go anywhere

until it's finished. All right. So you run the risk every time you leave the house of having something spoiled for you. You never know what it's going to be. You don't even know

if you want to watch it yet. There's also some of the spoilers that's just ubiquitous like the Sopranos ending that you just kind of know before you've even seen it. I don't know. Oh my.

Yeah. There has to be a time, like a timer. When something comes out, you know, where you don't have to worry about spoiling it. Like, you know, if it's, if, like, you've got to have the curtsy, like, if someone hasn't watched Fight Club before and you're in their presence and you're talking about it, you make sure, like, just, you know, if someone, if they don't elect to say, oh, I've not watched Fight Club, but maybe they want to, then you, then you know, okay, yeah, you know, it's not about, it's not about being, like, brash or, or a cunt about it. Um, you know, but there's still, fight club, everyone knows the fucking Fight Club twist. No, I agree, but, like, when you're doing an internet show and you're talking about. Yeah. various thingies. I don't think you can

fault us for talking about a fucking 80 year old piece of shit shit. It's like 90 year old, 100 year old like I don't even know how old it is, you know, I don't know how old No, I completely agree there needs to be a cutoff point. That kind of point is

last week, it's last Monday, that's the cut of point for lost spoilers. You missed our friend, right? So we're going to spoil it today. Jim take it away the smoke is actually an old man

I don't actually know what the smoke is yeah that sounds like it could just be what happens and I've seen the show I'm pretty sure the smoke is an old man right the smoke is like the devil and someone else's god oh um one of the nihilists from the Big Lebowski's got

oh dear Yeah, fuck that shit I'm sorry but it's trash I think it's kind of cute Well speaking of James I think they finished it by the time I listened to this Yeah God Donald left a comment

Regarding James James is the Ryan Johnson of Jarre He just makes shit up to subvert expectations And idiots in the comments go along with it That being said Plain white bread is superior If you want to get variety and change things up, do it between the bread, not

in it. Sounds like this person has only, they've only ever watched one Ryan Johnson film and it's Star Wars. It sounds like that's it. Damn. Sorry, get back to the bread part. I just wanted to say that. Well, they're correct.

You just don't, you just don't put anything in between bread. You just eat the bread. That's the best way to eat bread. That's not what they said whatsoever, have it? Fred. Yeah, he's just making shit up to say that expectations. Oh my God. That's freaking me out.

Do you have any more bread comments? I thought that would piss off more people. It's like what is there to talk about bread? Like bread. What is your favorite thing in the world, you know? Yeah, but it's my favorite things. It's the most simple thing. You cut it, you put butter on it, you eat it.

It's only simple because you don't open yourself up. don't open yourself up to the other options that bread has to offer you you're complacent with explain what options bread has that I don't do wedy cheese I'm talking about types of bread

I just I will eat whatever bread there are loads of good bread no you weren't eat whatever bread I had a pretzel today I had a great pretzel from waitrose that was good no pretzels plaster's bread no yeah they're in the bakery section

yeah they are just a bread, a shaped bread. Wait, just because something in the bakery section doesn't mean it's bread. Yeah, that's not the, but pretzels, it's how it works.

Like, yeah, no, they are a baked pastry made from dough, but it's like a bread dough, isn't it? You know, like, it's such a savory, bready pastry

that I feel like you can consider it just, it's just a bready pastry. Yeah, type bread or pastry. That's how you can, that's what pretzels I find it bizarre how often we go into like categorizing confectionery. There's a lot to be said, you know. There is.

It's a pressing argument, you know. There's a lot of elements to it. Yeah, there's layers to it. I think it is surprisingly subjective as well. It's an important part of British culture, you know? Yeah. Andrew Powell is the last. question. Sorry James. What did you see? I feel something today. I saw it was an advert for like Costa and you can buy bait bean sandwiches there. I can't handle that. That's that's going too far. Like a toasted bait bean sandwich. That's wrong. That sounds terrible. I don't even know how that works. Would you have to like really mash up the beans into like a gelatinous paste or something? At that point they've stopped

being what they're meant to be they're meant to offer at least a little bit of resistance you can't have the bean beamed up for you already what if they're just like microwave beans just like poured onto bread that's what they that's what they that's what they yeah it's because beans on toast yeah and that's delicious yeah hmm james buy one try one come back to us oh no why do i have to try the bait bean sandwich Because you brought it up. Yeah. Can I stick some...

Fuck sake. Fine, James. There's one more comment regarding you, James. I wanted to address from... I love comments about me. They make me moist. Andrew Powell says... I know this was a few weeks ago,

but I wanted to rant about James' Big Mac order and his reasoning for why it's okay in his eyes. As a fellow fast food worker, I feel the pain of the original commenter in being annoyed with James's ridiculous order and the extra stress it causes. The main thing that pissed me off, though, was the reasoning James had. Paying more to the company doesn't pay the workers more. The workers don't make any more money than having to make your shitty-ass burgers. They get paid the same amount, but get more stress from it. And McDonald's doesn't care.

well it's not my job to pay the workers okay it's not my job it's the company's job if you hate the company well that's fucking capitalism it's not my fault but saying that like in every business there's always people who are dicks right there's people

are always going to cause you more work but the I read this comment at the time and I thought about this this the original comment was saying that he hates it and the hates the way do it because he works in a like a mcdonalds in cardiff a really busy mcdonalds okay i let's just say macdonald is really busy would i have changed my order fucking fuck no because it's going to take longer when we go to mcdonald and jim can back me up i change the order when

there's fucking no one there it causes no one else stress it gives them something to do because there's no one there i understand this bullshit i'm not going to be a dick when people are busy So if I go in If I go in and it's in It's one packed I'll just buy chicken nuggets That's fucking easy But if it's empty

Then it's just like I'm not causing anyone issues So I can I can change the order And be more specific Because there's no cue There's no one here Like I that's the way I buy food Because I don't want to cause

Extra stress for people Because I don't like it Because that means I have to deal with Like I'm shy I don't want to deal with like that Those issues So like when you go to McDonald and you see like people cause a fuss because their orders wrong like that

that's like a massive fucking anxiety thing so why would I buy a burger that could be done wrong so I have to do that situation where I can buy nuggers that will always be fine that's my logic I just don't want to cause issue for anyone so I'll buy the simple thing if there's no one there it's like easy so I will edit it when it's clear that's my I swear every time I'm there I hear overhear someone like complaining yeah but the desk that that just that's like a nightmare that just that would be the worst situation to be in so I just buy the simple thing so that will never happen okay so I hope I've redeemed I've redeemed myself in front of the McDonald's workers I'm not a twat I'm only a

trap when there's no one else someone responded to their comments saying shut up and make burger. Make burger for minimum wage, slave. Okay, what's been going on this last week? We can start off with this one. Arguably what I would say is the most important. Freshy bit of news that affects humanity. It's coming in from live science.com.

First preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect and unique. paleontologist says so they found the first dinosaurs asshole um it's perfect and unique why why those descriptors because imagine this

you've dedicated your entire life to finding things out you don't dedicate your life to finding the ass perfect and unique dino ass the legendary dino fucking rump it's just as perfect and unique as I

expected as I dreamed about Yeah, like listen to this The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered Is shedding light where the sun don't shine The discovery reveals how dinosaurs Use this multi-purpose opening Scientifically known as the cloacal vent For pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying

What? So dinosaurs did anal long before It was the fucking No, obviously One hole does all That's amazing. Fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson, is it him who had that? Someone has that little funny remark about how it's just like a sewage center.

No, it's just that remark about how like the human body, it's like everything, we piss and shit and reproduce in like the same small area. And it's like having a sewer next to an entertainment complex. Or someone, some fucking internet science guy would have said it. But dinosaurs, it wasn't even like there was any distance. You know, it was just like, one whole does all of it

it is it's beautifully simple though it's fucking awful but when you think about it like all living things are is like flesh around around balls

no no around like a tube that takes in one thing and turns it into shit that's what living right now right now I have shit inside me but all of us

we have shit in us right now all of you listeners you have shit inside of you right now what we're trying to say is that we're all full of shit and so are you and we're also perfect

and unique you're all perfect and unique and full of shit I'm glad you guys were pleased to hear that I was elated at this news no but You know, I sent this to you, I think, that they're, they're close to birthing a actual dinosaur egg.

Yeah. I don't think they should do it. No, they should. I want a dinosaur. A little known, a cautionary tale, James, but what happens when you do that, okay? Yeah, the mask. Yeah, we've got guns now. It's not the point in Jurassic Park.

When do you think Jurassic Park was set? Jurassic Park with like a robot guardians, you know? And then they can like have a fight and it can be like an anime. Robot guardians. Instead of like human guards that get eaten by the like dinosaurs, it can be like robots fighting them. Like Ready Player 1, which I saw on networks the other day. I'm not going to try to understand.

yeah why did you watch that um because i was so angry after seeing that movie the one time and just seeing it there on the front page of netflix i was like oh yeah and i skipped to the the uh the kubrick scene just to like see how quickly i'd get annoyed and it was pretty quick awful awful film i like the bit with the halid spartans for about seven seconds they're not spartans they're not the one time we had a chance of having like Halo Spoutons on screen they're the fucking 343 ones

as well oh now you're just nitpicking oh wow yeah you guys want to chuck something in there or should I can I chuck something in you're just staying on the

because I don't I don't know how long this discussion will last but it's the one that we nearly ruined earlier no no it's actually something I just recently came up with and

It's along the vein of piss and shit. Okay, no, I'm back in, I'm back in. I'm in. So, we call a piss a number one, right? Yeah. And a shit is a number two. Yes. Yeah.

What's the fuck? On this scale, where is it? Oh, surely. Two and a half? So it's more than a shit? No. But it's also nowhere near a piss. I think it's, um...

No, it can lead to shit, though. Like, a fart can lead to actual shit. I don't represent shit. No, no, no, no, no. It's the mathematical formula. It's just zero times two, you know? It's just that, right? Zero times two.

It's just, that's it. Is it zero or is it half a poo? No, but that's a one, which is a piss. It can't be a 1.5 because it's nowhere near. But then again, I know, because I think it's a point five. It's half a piss. I think it's a 0.5, yeah. I think it's a 2.25.

How is it? A quarter of it? No, it's not, because that's more than a shit. You've gone further. If one is piss, and shit is more than piss. If it's between 1 and 2, it's like piss, it's in the piss realm, which it isn't. No, it's not, because 2.25 doesn't make any sense, so that's more than shit.

But can you do a one that's a quantity of a 2? No, but piss and shit are connected, and a font is less than a piss, so it's 0.5. wait I'm interested by Alex's proposal there you see I think we could take this to a place of algebra

or fractions I mean that's why I was saying that was zero times two you know but I'm not I'm not very good at I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw something out there

you never take a shit while I'm not taking a piss so they're the same they're equal some people do if you're stuck in the desert and you've eaten a gecko or whatever

and you haven't drank for three days you're probably going to shit without pissing no but that's just an obscene case okay when you try to shoot out shit your piss just shoots out as well they're equal what's your point

they're not what you mean they're not different what's your point no no because that would mean well you obviously piss when you shit but you don't shit when you piss hopefully necessarily

so they're not equal when you piss though for what you're yeah um yeah really I was not expecting the steam off that one

you got any more You want to add to that? No, I think we should come to an agreement. If we're talking about pieces of shit, I think it's a good time to move on to guns of the galaxy. Wait, hold up, hold up. First of all, I want to just say, I agree with something you said, Reuben,

and that you think it should be 0.5. Yeah, you know, because if it's, yeah, if it's elite, if, you know, of piss, and if shit is the logical progression of piss, then piss is the logical progression of fire, okay? Yeah. That's it. That's what I'm saying.

And then a poo fart, an accidental poo fart, because obviously you're going to fart when you pee, a poo fart is a 2.5, which makes sense. It's beautiful. Yeah, no, that's great. I'm very content with that. You're telling me a poo fart is a 2.5. Yeah.

Wait, a poo fart is more than a poo because of the force, the force projection. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. A poo fart, a shirt, is... I'm sorry, but it's more than a poo. No, because it isn't... It is, it means more.

Yeah, it gets more points because of the inconvenience. No, but it's still a poo. It's still a poo, so it's a two. No, it's a 2.5 because it's a P-Fat. It's like a 1.5 that turns into... No, it's a 1. It's a 1. It's not a 1, a piss is a 1.

No, they both have to share 1. No, they can't. They can't do that. They can't share. Yeah, so you say, I'm just going for a one. Which one? Um, but before we go off the, um, shitty, pissy talking points, I'd like Alex to tell his story. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a tale of woe.

Yeah, speaking of a piss, especially. Uh, pissly. my god my nearly she's nearly two now I guess was spayed the other day so I've been a vet vet Alex at the moment

you gave her the spay your son oh my god you've just committed a crime and you've confessed to it James you can edit that out right just leave that just make sure you take that out but she after the

They obviously, like, slice them open and have to stitch them up, and dogs are stupid and don't know. Well, I suppose that's a bit unfair. I was actually thinking about this from the dog's perspective. You're just having a gay old time, and then you're just, like, driven to a vet, and then injected, and then you wake up, and you're just, like, in loads of fucking pain, and you've got, like, a cone around your head, and you're, like, or, um, alternatively, a fucking, like, ballet, leot. thing like a full on jacket oh she's got this this blue uh it looks like a leotard to cover up her wound i just thought you put that on her like as a joke or you just got some stupid dog costume yeah so she's been uh enjoying this leotard but um this will sound irrelevant at first but it will come back round it snowed today and paisley's never seen snow before

So I was really excited for her to interact with snow for the first time and see what she was going to do. So I came down in the morning and it was like a typical snowy day, like a perfect one. I fed the dogs and then opened the door. And I'd forgotten to undo the like shit flap on Paisley's leotards. Um, so I was like happily recording Argy going out into the snow and being really cute or whatever and doing a little pit poo and wee And like filming it and then I saw Posey run out And I noticed it was still on but she was full of piss and shit and she wasn't coming back in till it was out But she's still wearing it and she just she just pissed straight through it

Yeah, completely soaked in it Luckily, I had one of those, one of those inflatable rings, though, to substitute in, so while the piss rag was in the wash, so it wasn't a true disaster. I didn't get that. Could you try again? Who was that? That was my friend. So, Pais did quite literally shit herself. She shit her, her pants.

I'm thinking I'm so fond of this leotard thing I might just leave her on her at all times even once she's healed I need to see her in it at some point I might even be like an okay no no because no because I don't know he gets himself covered in shit enough as is yeah yeah actually this might actually be a good idea for keeping him clean he be able to eat his own shit because it'll be in his sock oh yeah I forgot about the nappy part

yeah so that's my piss nappy story it's really nice and finally only the video watches will be able to get this but the just found this really creepy

fucking snowman on a dog walk just thought I'd share an image of its face that someone has carved into it you look on discord i put it there just too far for a snowman it's it that's when like you it's a typical english snowman because like there's no there's no preparation you can never count on there being snow so you've never got the the carrot handy the pieces of coal yeah so it's like an impromptu thing where you got to make this fucking demonic monster uh snow

it looks like a it looks like that film uh jack frost you know that terrifying yeah jack frost went went very wrong though jack frost didn't go there yeah it's like yeah it does die very wrong i very rough yeah so uh i don't know if you guys want you guys want to throw out one of your topics i know you have something in jim Yeah, before we go into it, does anybody have anything less jar standard? Uh, me? No. Okay.

Well, I've been watching a lot of Marvel movies recently. Yeah. This was the old jar meme, wasn't it? that we, every episode we thought I'm up. That in Halo. And I've watched, let me actually quickly look. The Halo one's true. How many I've watched.

Give me a sick. Did you not just start at the beginning and go through to? So the way I've been going through it, there's on Disney Plus a playlist that is Marvel Cinematic Universe in Timeline Order. And I have watched one, two, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 of these movies. There are still so many. That's not even half, is it?

I'm sure. I think it might be exactly half. It looks like it on the bar anyway. So I just want to... All of these movies, or most of these movies, have exactly the same problem. really yeah um i haven't seen them for years some of these but all of them to some extent fall apart in the last act like especially yeah the first two in timeline order captain america the first avenger and captain marvel oh they both have terrible final like sequences showdowns

had you seen Captain Marvel before no this was my first time what did you think it I mean it's not very good but it wasn't as shit as I was expecting because I really did not like that character in Infinity War

and she actually like had an arc which was more than I was expecting high bar then yeah I gave it a two and a half like just totally standard yeah yeah yeah

that's out of five yeah very little to say about that movie apart from um the the reveal of how fury lost his eye it's the biggest biggest goddamn cop out

in like the whole series I don't even know how he loses his eye, I don't know. It's such a non-pay-off. It's a comedy joke payoff. And because I've watched so many of these, there's a cool line in Captain America 2, where Fury says, yeah, the last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye. And then you've watched Captain Marvel and it's like, what?

You can sort of force it to work. like it's either that or he's just lying just like making shit up so I mean that was a big disappointment but yeah pretty shit movie Captain America 1 um actual shit to really

um the pacing is totally fucked yeah it is it's got the worst flow yeah it it's just like a normal movie for an hour and a half and then yeah suddenly it turned a fortress on a train yeah with the all sorts of shit going on i i was just

watching this movie thinking you know what this movie isn't as bad as i thought and then suddenly it just fucking goes into sixth gear pedal to the to the metal and yeah no that's every time i've watched it i've had the same experience yeah but the the cg clearly like they had i don't know if this film was really rushed, because wasn't it the last Marvel film before the first Avengers came out? I think so. Sounds right.

I think it was. So, yeah, because then Avengers 2012. Yeah, shit. Yeah, so I assume it was really rushed. I guess they had to introduce Captain America, didn't they? Because he was on a one of the, they wanted him to be a star.

Yeah, and I think they had not that much faith in him. Because, like, Captain America's been a joke for the longest time. And in this movie, he still is. So many Marvel characters have been. Iron Man was. Yeah. They all were, apart from Spider-Man.

But, uh... Yeah, that... And maybe the Hulk. Yeah, true. Um, which, interestingly isn't on Disney Plus. Yeah, because that was the universal movie. Oh, was that? it? I didn't know that. Yeah, I don't know why. I can't remember the details of that,

but it is for some reason. Hulk has the rights or something to the... Sorry, Universal has the film rights to the Hulk or something. So they're like, they've allowed Marvel to use him in group movies, but I think if they wanted to make a stand-alone, yeah, it's all very complicated. Piece of shit anyway, whatever. Yeah, who gives five shits. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't like missing it or anything. um but then it goes on to the iron man trilogy which oh yeah how's that i think it's the most consistently good out of all of the the movies with sequels

well i guess they all do but yeah ironman one i liked quite a bit um again falls apart in the third act it just turns into yeah i really hate the last play out of an hour of that movie He fights the dude, doesn't he? Yeah, fight the big version of himself. Iron monger. No, it was such a trend. Captain America just fights a guy that's had the same super juice.

Yeah. Apart from he went red instead. That Hulk movie as well. Yeah, yeah. And then Iron Man 2. This time he just fights loads of himself. And one guy with a whip. Lame.

Thor... How was Iron Man 2, though? I meant to, I thought, was fine. Really? Yeah, I'd heard it was like really bad. I think I... Sort of carried by a Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, that's a big thing.

I think he... He's a really good actor, and he's charismatic as fuck. He just... He just puts that movie up on the shoulders. He just walks along, doing his thing. Hmm. Just totally inoffensive and, you know. You know, rather that than a bunch of the other fucking Marvel movies, so.

Yeah, whereas Thor, I don't think Chris Hemsworth is good enough of an actor to carry a film like Thor. Yeah, no, definitely not. See, you set down with Thor one and two. It works as a side character, Thor, for sure, works as a side character. Yeah. Or a character surrounded by a funny cast, like in Ragnarok. but in Thor 1 my god this shit was hard to sit through

I am going through these in chronological order by the way yeah Quim was so baby Thor doesn't really fall apart in the last act it's just never really gets together it's just a boring

film totally inoffensive And what does he fight, like a silver guy? Yeah, he fights a silver guy, then Loki. And it's barely even a fight, really. The action in this film is terrible. And how they got Natalie Portman to play, like, such a fucking... Weird choice. Yeah, but she was in Star War, though, remember?

Of course, I know she was much younger, but all the same, Natalie Portman. You know, they must have offered her some money. Yeah. Isn't she going to be the next Thor as well? supposedly yeah I think that's maybe that was in the deal long term um it's fine

I think I gave this one a two and a half five out of ten and then sequentially is the Avengers the first one yeah I remember watching this movie

um at the cinema I'm thinking yeah it was good and then I watched it recently and sort of thought yeah that was good that's about all my thoughts on the Avengers

it's a share yeah that's about right yeah I mean you can't say anything that hasn't been said about it before it it's aged worse now because it doesn't really seem that big of a deal anymore

this event thing and it's been done better now for the record I think the what is it the Russo brothers I think they get this shit and do it way better than Josh Weed

Joe Sweden never did yeah yeah I can agree with that uh for the dark world holy shit I've never watched that yeah it might be the

it's probably my least favorite Marvel movie yeah it's my lowest on the list too it's so so bad it feels like you could cut out half of this movie and then just leave it yeah just not watch it and it would still be boring as fuck

and you'd be looking at your watch the whole time yeah fuck that film what is this actual like point it has one of the infinity stones in it I guess uh does it maybe yeah because remember in endgame they have to go back there he goes

is yeah rocket rocket rocket is back then the juice that goes inside natalie portman yes that's that's lame yeah there's some real comic shit right there and this is this is the start of the trend as well

where they were like all right every time Loki is in a movie now he's going to pretend to die yeah oh no that was the first Thor, sorry where that trend started yeah just lazy

lazy film everyone who worked on it is a hack IMA three day that's pretty good film yeah I like I'm at three Yeah, three is good Yeah, again

I feel like you could give Robert Downey Jr. Just a film and say Go on, just be entertaining for a bit And it would be better Than Thor the Dark World at least

You just sort of monologue You just sort of monologues Sports around They always think of like Good gimmicks for Ironman Yeah I can't think of a single movie

where he's in where he doesn't have like a cool moment at least i i think iron man three has my favorite action scene from a marvel film where the plane the plane he's got to save yeah he's got to save like 14 people and he's by himself awesome awesome shit yeah fun film i don't really understand the controversy from back in the day yeah they wanted him to be uh the normal like racist version. What? Do you change the Mandarin?

How could you change the Mandarin? You're like, you and two other people know who the Mandarin is. Shut up. Yeah, good film. Fun. But they just did the Iron Man 2 thing where at the end it's like,

yep, loads of iron men this time. But now they're goodies. And they're fighting fire. Guys. Fire guys? What? Yeah, they're all Fire guys. They've got this juice that turns them invincible and

some of them explode and some of them have fire powers. And then Gwyneth Paltrow gets fire powers and she's like Now I'm the fucking hero. Yeah, I remember that in the third one. I thought you were talking about the second one. No, I'm saying Iron Man 3 and Iron Man 2 but switches it up and just having the loads of

Iron Man be good goes. Yeah, they... No, you're right. They like doing that. I don't know why these films can't just mix things up a bit. Just for one of them. Oh, back to formula. Back to Formula.

Captain America, the Winter Dolshund. Ridiculous step-up from Captain America, the first Avengers. Yeah, it is. Ridiculous. It's so fucking good. This is probably my second, no, third favorite out of the Marvel movies. it goes from it is my number six

really oh no no I'm wrong no I am right it is number three for me yeah really like that film um Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2

Guardians of the Galaxy 1 doesn't even deserve to be talked about shit film Guardians of the Galaxy 2 how the fuck did they pull this off they had like a pile of shit and they moulded it into the man of least

or whatever awesome film it is the best Marvel movie yeah it just has what none of the others

have which is heart Kurt Russell yeah it's yeah Kurt Russell

he is the heart he does it all no the heart is actually the blue guy with the funny head yeah

I know you mean oh yeah Targarian what's his name Denarius John Snow Yon do Yondu

Yon do Yon do There we go Yeah Yorvu Is a sick character Every character is improved In this film Whereas I don't like

Any character I don't like any of the Guardians of the Galaxy from Guardians of the Galaxy one I think they're all assholes And the film's just annoying and long I hate fucking watching. Yeah and the again

Guardians of the Galaxy 1 the last action scene the last act is so fucking bad they just had to they couldn't help themselves a big army army

lots of guns shoot the ships before they hit the ground says rocket fuck you you hate that bit so much I really hate it

yeah that's when my eyes were open to the Marvel what do you call it like their formula yeah they went back to formula with this one and Guardians of the Galaxy too does do it

to an extent but it's backed by this like emotion that you actually you know empathize with instead of instead of in in Guardians of the Galaxy

1 it's some planet I guess I care because one of the stepbrothers is on it and Darth Mall sorry yeah Darth Mall's in it doesn't work for me Darth Mall sorry bud and then the last film that I've seen

in this series so far Avengers Age of Ultron and you know what whatever it's fine do you like the subplot about it not being able to get pregnant yeah I realize I did

sort of misinterpret it when I first saw it I think I'd only seen it the one time before back when I was go like what 14 15 whenever that film came out um yeah

I think just the the way she the way that bit is written where she says she says I can't have babies I'm a monster

yeah because they were trying to do like the ying and yang thing with the Hulk like echoes of each other but like wrong subject matter dude yeah

what the fuck what's the statement I think he just doesn't like women I think what it's meant to be is that she's saying that they made it so I can't have kids

so that I would be as emotionless as possible so I won't have a kid I would care about more than a mission if you're a woman and you choose to know children that means you're uncaring and awful

and you deserve pain and suffering that's what you say yeah that's what you can derive from it like I I understand what he's trying to say but the way he said it just made it way too easy to interpret it

the way we all did and Ultron himself in Age of Ultron is a terrible terrible character it just lacked any balls it's the biggest mispercential out of all the villains

yeah yeah it was like let's take this this character and just make him reverse Tony Stark but with the same personality that's

I think they could have done sorry with that well it it runs into that thing again where the villain is just reverse hero it's boring and then instead of them

having some cool choreographed action shit where all the Avengers like with Thanos teaming up to fight this one guy and they're all having to use their powers and work together

to be this one guy no he just makes Iron Man fucking army again just does Iron Man 2 again yeah that is really disappointing and lame

yeah like the best piece of action has nothing to do with the villains really with the like Hulkbuster thing yeah that's true the action in general in the Avengers 2

is just way worse than the first time meant oh yeah the only memorable bit is that holtbuster bit i don't really remember any of that cool action from it hmm there's there's like one or two cool ideas every now and again but yeah for the most part you're right and that concludes talking about marvel all right what's next no more marvel we're marveled out games doesn't send a word in like half an hour is the mid break. James?

Yeah? Can you say we'll be back after these messages? We'll be back after these... Messages. Want a dick on a shirt? Check the description below. Well, this is the part where we read out the Patreon names from the Patreon.

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Poi. fuck this we've done this pip one a trillion times i'm sick of it you know what katie fucking mannigan and david wallace thank you everybody that was good i like that someone else introed the second part and hand over the question bit to me no just do it yeah i like when james does it it's always you never know what it's gonna be Yeah? Do I have to? Yeah.

Yeah. You now said you don't know what I'm gonna say, so now you've ruined my flow. No, just a normal thing, don't have to do anything fancy, just the normal, expected thing. I'll introduce you, getting ready to introduce... Wait, can I introduce you getting ready to introduce James? Okay, go ahead. What's up guys, on the second half, we have Rubin here to introduce... one of our hosts for the JARMedia podcast.

All right, it's me, Rubin. We're in the second half, and I'm just going to introduce James, who's getting ready to introduce something. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. I am James, and today I am here to introduce Alex, who's going to introduce the second half of the Jarm Media podcast. So this is the part of the show

where we answer questions from over on the JAR Media subreddit. If you want to ask us anything, over there leave us a question or two it doesn't have to be funny although it helps Richard the lesbians gonna start us off if each of you could which game would you remake do we have to remake the game no no I didn't even like it into the question really I kept I want a screenshot this fucking question earlier. I knew I was going to say it weirdly. I'd like already decide it.

So it was just a moment of reality cracking and yeah, which game would you remake? Which standalone game or game series would you make a sequel to and which scrap slash defunct game IP would you bring back into development? Personally I'd remake destiny into what bungee said the game would be before they released it. make a fourth game in the Lost Planet series, and bring Oddworld the brutal ballad of fungus clot back into development because the premise and art direction for that game looked badass. I can agree with them.

I'd like to see the original destiny idea. I know exactly. I've got them. They're up there in my brain. I've got exactly what. Hmm? Dead space would make a triumphant return. And Deus X would be taken off the shelf

and continue to be. be like fucking awesome and be what cyberpunk sort of was trying to be because you know cyberpunk big and all but air sacs got more depth okay way more depth as a and wasn't it literally left on a cliffhanger too so they didn't even get to finish it so the game had another half

after that there wasn't meant to be more but they couldn't finish it they still made like something really fast so obviously was known from the start, look, you guys aren't going to finish this. So, because they really polished what was there. Yeah. But dead space and day of sex.

That's what I can think. Guys, you got any? Well, I don't know about games that have been cancelled because you kind of forget they exist because they don't exist. I don't know what to say like scale bound, maybe, people like that, I guess. I bring back with Dracer.

Yes, I was going to say something that you want to come back. back, not just like... I want Rydraser to come back because I would be the only person to buy it, ever. Nobody buys... That's why you wanted to come back?

Yeah, for me. My cousin's because I liked it growing up. So I do know at least two other people who like Rydraser. Yeah, we can have our own Discord server full of Rydracer enjoyers. Yeah. Literally all three of you.

Do you not remember the fucking PSP reveal of Rage Races and nobody was just like, yay. We're bringing this game back We know you love it Ridge Racer That's it That's all that game got

It's not met with confusion Silence Oh and Metro I would want to guarantee That the Metro series carries on Because it needs to That shit's so fucking good Yeah I've got a feeling that will

What was the actual criteria again One remake I don't know Um Something which standalone game or game series Would you make a sequel to it's quite a chunky question to be honest they're asking 50 questions and one so it's very chunky i didn't even answer base in the criteria because i didn't realize it was one wasn't

been attention the the i think you've got to be kind of a you know an ego to say i would want this remade because for all you know it would just be worse you know right like mass effect of one That deserves a remake. It does be worse, so... I feel like that game can only exist as what it is. Yeah, I guess it depends what kind of remake you're looking at. If it's like a Resident Evil type thing, I'd say... I've got nothing for the remake.

But... Sequel, eh, nothing. What if Dark Souls 2 was good? How about that? Actually, yeah. If I could have a thing that was shit, just be good. Yeah, Dark Source 2. Halo 4.

That's not even a bad answer. Yeah, that's a good one. Like, just reboot the franchise. Yeah, just do Halo 4 again. All the other stuff was just like a micro machine dream thing. And not make a Halo Wars 2. Just don't spend the money on it. Yeah.

Like, why? Why did they do that? You'd use your wish to undo Halo Wars 2. I just don't know why. It's like the best game 3-4-3 have made. 3-4-3 made? No, Creative Assembly did. Well, they're not like split with Creative Assembly. I'm not just find out.

Let's find out right now. Typing noises. Creative Assembly 3-4-3. Yeah, yeah, they're both listed as devs. I just didn't think 3-4-3 would have it in them to do that. It did have a weird amount of, like, post-release support. Quite a lot of, like, new characters and updates and stuff, so it must have been doing something.

I don't know how it sold, probably not very well. Yeah, I'd probably just steal your answer of Dead Space, to be honest. Yeah, we deserve another Dead Space 2, like game. Yeah, because I'm happy Resident Evil was back, but why can... dead space not come back as well since uh you know like we've seen because dead space obviously is really you know at the time it was like the modern reson and evil you know because resident evil sort of was very quiet around then um and now yeah you can see the dead space type games work it was like gears of war that became something it really shouldn't be but

resident evil five is sick though no no you ain't played it you don't know you don't know No, but Cajolio has one for us You said before what your transformer names would be So the next obvious question is what would you all transform into My guess is that Jim turns into the jar media vomit couch Wait hang on what? What's the guy? I missed the first part That you're pretty useless transformer if you don't turn into something that can move Yeah, I thought transformers had to be like a machine

Yeah, because they have to transform Well, I suppose some couches have mechanical parts, but I don't know. No, Jamie, if Jamie turns into a couch, we just have to tow him with one of the vehicles. Surely you'd be the vomit couch anyway, then.

Can you imagine, like, the transformer team rolling out? You've got, like, a big truck, a tank, and, like, how I got to it, and just, like, a chair. A couch, so far. Like, a, like, a fucking, uh,

Vibrator or something Yeah, no James would be a Flesh float No They're not robotic enough though You know

But the thing is If that's what your Transforms stay is When you turn into robot You'd be the most smallest Unintimidating robot

And obviously The materials The materials of the object Make up your robot self So where would the flashlight part go What part of your

body would the Flashlight be The silicone With Armants and loads Yeah, maybe it would actually be the optimal way to make a transformer and have them function. Flashlight based.

Yeah, because I mean that's basically just a human. Yeah, they're like in Terminator. They're like the skeletons and slide fleshlights over them. It's just blend in. What would you transform into you? Have we been to turn into an F-15? Yeah. We've been Star Scream.

Be a plane. Yeah, it'd be Star Scream. StarCream getting come down in Stamper's fucking animation. Fuck. Are you sort of Megatron then Alex or... Alex or Transfirm? Jazz? Jazz?

Yeah, jazz. Skids. I'd be the... I'd be the human transform. former from the second one. Oh, with the tongue? Yeah, with the tongue. Yeah, okay.

It's a pretty good series. Yeah. Joseph Sikhan has one for us. Do you remember any disgusting stuff that kids would do in primary school? Yes. Before children knew any better. I remember back in my primary school, in my primary school, kids would eat ants from this one at ants nest.

ant's nest I like that that's I like that's fucked yeah what the fuck wasn't like a primary school thing to just not piss in the toilet or in the urinals just piss on the floor

I associate that more with like secondary school really I thought that was a primary school thing for me at least I'm way in my mind I'm way more fearful of secondary school bathrooms than I am. Yeah. Well, I remember primary school ones being like.

I just kids are weird. It's just like, they're the most normal in school. So I don't know how to answer that question. Because it's like everyone eats like ants and worms and shit. What?

What am I? Everyone makes my eyes. Everyone eats worms. I do love worms. Yeah, worms are nice. Grossest thing. Grossest thing. The fucking school fucking Christmas dinners.

That's not gross things the kids are doing, though. What are you talking about? I don't know, like, we just all do gross things. Like, I don't know the answer. I'm mostly wanted to read it for the ant thing anyway. Whatever, what the fuck ever? Yeah, fucking whatever. Appropriate Hotel 7 has one for Ruben.

This one's mostly for Ruben, but I started collecting records not too long ago and was curious to hear about your record collections if you have any. Also, is there any equipment you would recommend in terms of record players or anything else, really, because I'm still a bit of a noob. Thanks, Mingers. guess i'll just go of equipment because that's way easier um but it's some of the shit

i don't even have it's just shit that i've been meaning to get something to clean the stylus you can get this like putty shit and you just do a quick hold but down into it and then you just lift it out quickly and it just pulls any dust off of the stylus that's a that's a pretty good thing to have um also like a decent probably record like cleaning kit you know don't be just you know just look into it just google it i guess again there's another thing i've not bought but i've been meaning to for a long time um i mean obviously to play depending on your record player and all that shit like an amplifier or i think a pre-amp you can now buy instead of i i just have an all busted amplifier and it's kind of a pain in the ass and i have to i have to actually hit it on the

side to make it work sometimes um yeah so don't get some you know try and not have have a piece of shit if you can um terms of the record player itself don't have a fucking like the suitcase ones um the shit

the crossly I think the suitcase ones are just awful just fucking terrible and you know that they are purely for the aesthetic and even then even then I'm not with it um yeah I don't know uh that part's boring but I don't

I got like you said like record collection so I guess people must group them into like oh I have all the ones by this artist and I have all the ones by this artist from this time.

I've ever read Darth Punk album a particular reason why it was just they were quite easy to get and I like all of their music you know loads of artists their artists I like more whose music is way more of pain in the ass to get you know like one of my favorite albums

is by Sun Kourmoon um Benji that's like a hundred pounds if you want that because it's really hard to get a hold of or more. I don't know. You've heard my opinions on, like you've all heard my opinions of music before. So all of my, a lot of my records are just the albums I like most. That's sort of what I prioritised. I have all the run the jewels albums now, for example. And all of them are a fun, wacky, zany, like, color pressing, which is always nice. That's a good, that's good

fun. Try not to just buy albums you don't really like that much so because you like the pressing. And also resist the temptation to just buy, like, albums. because oh that's 20 quid I've got 20 quid yeah fuck it because you end up with the Battlefield 1 soundtrack

for no reason you don't know why you did it another cool one I've got Minecraft volume beta got that from final me please they're pretty good

I would never sign up to their like membership thing but every now and then they'll have like an exclusive thing I'll be like oh yeah I'll get that because that's the only way

I'm ever going to get it. Oh, so they did an official pressing for the Minecraft soundtrack. That's cool. Yeah, I now have both Minecraft soundtracks on vinyl. Minecraft Volume 1, or Alpha, is much easier to get a hold of. I don't know whether, Volume beta, they may have like a normal pressing of, but this one, at the time, it was the only one, and the disc is orange and black, and the front has a cool holographic effect, so when you turn it, you know, it does a cool thing.

yeah just just get the albums you like most I guess and expect to start once you if you do get more into it start justifying spending you know it starts with like 20 pounds and then it's 25 and then it's 30 and then it's 35 then it's 40 and then you spend in silly money on silly things the room is on fire 12 has one for us are any of you watching season 4 of attack on Titan if you do

thoughts yeah attack on Titan is um you know I watch it and each season and I'm like, what the fuck have they introduced now? Why was this? What? You know, I'm a bit like that about it. And I kind of think, it's a crock of shit, but it's also hype as fuck.

So I'll be like, this is fucking stupid. Then some sick as fuck shit will happen. Yeah, okay, fuck it. This is cool. Fine of it. Yeah, it's like very much about like the plot. And I don't really remember any of the characters really at all. reading it or watching the show bread go bread go potato oh

Sasha brows Sasha brows come on yeah but the action is cool and like the weird just the the world is quite interesting yeah I really like the world and I do yeah that's sort of it it's weird I'm invested in a plot that's like totally ridiculous totally yeah actually no I'll probably check it out once it's all over I just can't be bothered yeah I'm gonna do the week to week thing I think it is an episode out tomorrow or maybe the day after or maybe it's tonight. I don't know. I'll watch it over.

I kind of gave up because I assumed that it was going to be one of those Shonen anime's that just goes on for like fucking 30 seasons. But if it's just four, I'm down for that, yeah. Again, I think I said the other week, the only reason I'm watching it is because I know it's going to end. That's the only reason I decided to pick it up again. But me, I'm watching Initial D. Again. Yes.

I want to watch that, but I don't want to pay for us some service. you just use my account I sort of want to watch initial D as well yeah it's fucking shit but when your beat starts and there's the stupid white car that's going to overtake the cars that are better than it it's just fun and dumb I love it

yeah James a Mr okay F I'm not gonna read the rest of it question for James do you think I would enjoy initial D even though I have no interest in cars the music seems pretty cool so I've been thinking of watching it well it's

It's a very, like, the first season is the best season. It's dumb. It's very anime-y, but it's dumb. But it makes cars kind of relatable. Because the main character doesn't, like, care about cars. Like, so you kind of grow with the character in terms of, like, car interest. But it's just dumb. It's a really dumb show and easy.

Yeah, it's an enjoyable show. Well, every time Eurobeach starts, I fucking giggle to myself. Because it's just, it's so fucking dumb. But I like it, it's just, it's worth watching for the memes, because it's a really meme show. Mm-hmm. And you actually generally like Eurobeat because you watched it, and that is just a great thing. Let's do a couple more here then. Leave him alone.

That's one for us. Hey, lads, recent bread discussion on the cast made me think of my cousin, who is a baker, and is going to open a bakery in Australia. He recently asked me for bakery names. It would be good to call his bakery. and frankly I'm out dry for ideas could you always help me out with some bakery names thanks lads

hmm uh oh babe nation Jesus I don't know I don't like because there's a thing with like bakery stuff it's supposed to be that kind of edgy artisan kind of names where it's super kind of hipster

like it's fucking bread I don't know how to do that I can't bread What was your idea for your In the last episode It's called like James's Jugs And it's just like A new way of presenting a loaf

Yeah just to call it something Related to bread Just search up words that rhyme with loaf Love Love Loaf Loaf by Loaf We love loaf Yeah love loaf

There you go I love love and you can sew a loaf the shape of a love yeah and then you'll be the you'll be trending on the romance side of Instagram

because the relatable woemance goals boom that's your market love love yeah in a completely unrelated note saving super market two says hey up I was wondering if any of you

had seen anything about that document in America that was signed recently that says that all information they have so far about aliens and UFOs must be released to the public in around 170 days. What do you guys think of this and I better get off to my flying saucer now, bye?

Well... They won't release all of it. You know, they just won't. Wait, is this why they released that... No, no. No, that happened last March. The UFO stuff with the planes happened last year. Yeah, I know that,

but I mean, like, I don't know. I don't know how long are you allowed to have like some shit not be public Ask a Bob Lazar Yeah, we'll try and get him on the show Well like You could, if you say you've own You're gonna release everything

You release one thing That's everything They're not gonna release everything We know that Right I don't know what I don't know man Like UFOs are so confusing

Like there's so much there You know Like there will you know I don't Didn't they find the first alien butthole the other day or something? Yeah, I think so. Wait, what is this that I'm confused? They have like, what is this a law?

Where they have to release this stuff? Not sure, bro. Wait, what was the question? I'm fucking confused now. Like, what was the question? Has anyone seen anything about that document in America? That's what you said. That document, oh, the, well, when they were writing the fucking amendments, they were like, oh yeah, and if we see aliens, you're only allowed to keep it a secret for 60 years.

What's the amendment about aliens? Is that the 17th Amendment? It's the, uh, I thought that was the second amendment. We'll find out. No, I haven't seen this fucking document. I don't believe it's real, but I do believe aliens are. No, aliens are will I've seen them

Let's end with this double whammy Um First one for James from Astral Bubble Does James still perform spin time On Gaius Hope I spelt that correctly You did Gaius

Has evolved He knows what spin time is You can't spin time one that is conscious of spin time. Spin time's like a, you've got to surprise them with spin time. You can only do it during certain ages. Otherwise, they know what spin time is. If I say spin time, he's just going to growl at me.

Like, he knows. I've got to level up. I've got to find something that's even better than spin time, and I have to do that. Guys have become too smart. Can you spin time Paisley and Corgi? It was the first thing I did when I got at home

post up was just spreading blood everywhere Well no no No saying that spin time has leveled up Because obviously the traditional spin time is on the floor and you spin their body Next level spin time is when they choose something

And they're grabbing something You just spin around in circle so their whole body's off the floor and they're just going in circles that's like the next spin time because guys Oh they're like holding onto it yeah yeah

yeah yeah so that's the next spin time and I can do that at the moment obviously I don't hurt him obviously I just want to be clear he's not he's not being launched across the kitchen you grab him by the back legs

and spin him round fuck but that's that's the current thing but spin time as we know it spin time mark one has been put to west

damn okay I don't know I don't know what's above spin time mark two like what's the next level I don't know we'll find out so last question also from Astral Bubble question for Alex and Jim

what was the best cooking subber you guys have ever had cooking what can I explain what a cooking subber is Jim Wait, so I'm supposed to believe this person putting a question on Reddit knows you and I better than James and Ruben does. A cooking subber? You guys don't know what a cooking subber is?

S-U-W-B-E-R. No, I thought it was 1B. I don't know what a cooking sub is, I've never heard. You know, the spelling doesn't know, what is it? No, it's fine. Oh my God, that's it. and it's not a real thing so you can't even google it yeah it's not googling it well good luck so a subber it was invented by our family so sorry about that okay no you're

gonna make me do it do what where is he gone did he leave um no i tried to fart into the mic but the fart made no noise Oh, lame. That would have been awesome. Okay, try and guess what a cooking subber is. Look at what I am. I'm finding. Now, you can't find it.

We invented it. Well, guys, I'm going to have to end soon. No, no, are you little kids? Are you like kids? You have your secret language that you can't share with any one. It's not a secret language. It's just something that was made that you guys obviously don't listen to us when we thought. You've never talked to us about subbers.

Oh, well, how are the, how the Christing hell does this noble Redder to know what a cooking subber is and you do not thanks for listening everybody we'll see it on the next one douche