JAR Media Posdact - they took HIM!

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 15:56 Housekeeping 35:42 JAR CBT 47:19 Mid Break 48:23 Question Segment: IHE on DVD 51:45 Shreddies Update 53:38 Baby Rick Inquiry 54:05 PodbeanARG 54:50 David Suggestion 56:53 Alternative Medicine 1:03:19 Resentment cnt. 1:18:43 Nerd Recs 1:24:19 Aquaman is real! #BroCastS4E1

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I tried to do one good thing in this life. Yeah. The one time I tried to do something good for this world. Uh-huh. The one time I'm never being good ever again. they robbed that from me yeah I've all I've learned about this world is that it beats you down again and again and again and I saw hope in one thing and one thing alone yeah baby Rick yeah you know you know how it is uh no I don't know how it is because you know

what this is partially your fault me you remember what you're doing to that baby what we caught on video you do into that poor little baby boy that had nothing to do with the fire safety regulations within this building what didn't help i tell you what i did not help okay that's that i'm kind of pissed off why that you've blamed me well okay it's both of you put the baby in a room with me i didn't know that was part of the contract to not scare the baby okay call me crazy but when

you're in the room with a baby when you're in a room with a baby not the room there's more than one baby there's more than one room when you're in a room with a baby you know you gotta I miss him already you gotta like push the bounty you got to build a strong baby a resilient baby

this whole thing is thrown off the whole season we just had to scrap but all of season three Well, season premiere That's kind of fun That's cheering me up, I believe it Right? Like, this is a good thing You know, with every cloud has a silver lining What are they going to do with him?

I know He'll be taken on the wing of the firemen And women Fire officers The fire officers, they don't know him The way I knew him The way we knew him Well, I've built the resilient baby

and now that baby will be fighting fires. Maybe he'll come back. Um, only... When he's grown. Only when there's fires. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Babies and gentlemen. Don't.

I want to ban that word from now. Do you hear me? Uh-huh. Do you hear me? Uh-huh. Also, I... I'm banning the word Rick. It's a name.

Did you know names aren't words? What are they nouns? They're categarically. Names. They're not words. Google it. I'm Googling What happened to baby Rick.

You know what happened? Why was you Google it? Because I can't stop thinking about it. Am I missing? Okay. This is going to be a sad one, folks. If you can't tell, I'm upset. Baby Rick is off my neck with disrespect.

He was so cute, you remember his little laugh. I can hear it now. Making me giggle just thinking of his giggle. Even his cry was cute. Everyone loved it. Everyone was obsessed with his beautiful. beautiful cry. Yeah.

So I guess I'm Alex joined by Jim. Or father of the year over here joined by Jim. Fathers of the year. That's fucking weird. That baby weren't mine. Interesting how you're suddenly flipping the script now there's no baby in the picture. Well, it was never my baby. So what, you were just Uncle Jim, I suppose.

Yeah. I was like What's his name? Baby Rick No Is it Big Herk From the prison He's popping up

He's popping off on shorts Is he? Yeah yeah He's back on it He's back Clapin cheeks Yeah Yeah

Claping cheeks Taking names What was it He called it He called it something else Busting Busting cheek busting

That's it That's those cheeks Yeah Yeah He always talked about People getting their cheeks Busted But

Um Not funny actually Quite serious No but no But he broke down the You know The truth Of what

How busting cheeks Like really works In the prisons Or whatever But yeah But yeah bro New season New life

Yeah Just as the Just as a new beginning starts it's ripped away like a like the crack of a whip the crack of a Rick don't baby Rick baby Rick do you want to do you want to do you want to do you want to um just like actually explain yeah I suppose we should explain I'm so upset and as you can see I've had a few bottles um because I'm so upset about what the firemen have done.

I'm upset. 50,000 firemen is disrespect. 50,000 firemen disrespected me and took away my baby boy. Just been born. Just been, no, orphan brick. Well, yeah. He wasn't just been born. He'd pretty much, like, in the grand scheme of things, he'd just been born.

Compared to, like, adult humans, I guess, yeah. Yeah, he wasn't quite yet an adult human child. He was just, be an adult human child. What am I then? Okay, I take that up back. I miss him so much. But anyway, you were saying

50,000 firemen busted down the doors of the cheat doors. I hear I hear sirens in the distance. And I think, oh, I guess someone else has burnt down their fence this time. Wasn't me. Wasn't me this time.

But no, they come straight to the door. A rescue of sorts. That's what they claim, allegedly. I was feeding that baby. I was giving him new bot-bots. I was changing his dye diaper. We call them nappies here. I was changing his nappy daily.

Okay. Feeding him that gunge they like. We should have changed the batteries on the first floor. Fire alarm. I guess someone had tipped them off that things were unsafe for a baby in here. Could have been you, could have been Mr. Bastard. I don't know.

It wasn't mean. I don't know. Frankly, it doesn't even matter at this point because it's over. He's gone. Baby Rick has gone. Baby Rick is gone. And I'm singing this song. Can you sing like a blues, like

you know, like prison song? You know, like... I need the harmonica for that. Yeah. Oh, I miss you, baby, Rick. Where's the heart? That's my harmonica. It's up there.

I'm so sad. I can't even... I can't even have the energies to play. Can't even play that thing. I can't even play that thing. Yeah. Oh, well. Before we get too deep into the show,

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In a way I don't like. Jesus Christ, you're right. Baby Rick always loved the patron names. Baby Rick never had. He would have loved to experience that. He's here for like 32 hours. Does this reflect badly on me as a father? Yes.

Really? Yeah. I guess I've got to step up. I got to be that stepdad that stepped up. up yeah you got to be that will feral stepdad that steps up damn yeah I got to be more like will feral yeah I think he went to Epstein Island almost definitely no he doesn't have the vibe but Kevin Hart does Kevin Hart was a was a diddy party goer true yeah yeah confirmed confirmed is that confirmed or allegedly it's

allegedly In Minecraft, he went into Diddy's... What I meant to say was that Kevin Hart went into Diddy's Minecraft server. Into the Diddy server? Yeah. That makes sensey, I guess. Why do you keep saying that? What?

What is it? Sensi. Oh, it's something Baby Rick taught me. Baby Rick was a baby. With a beautiful set of lungs. Really? Yeah. You heard them. Yeah.

I guess I was just kind of jealous all this time. Hmm. Leave in the comments who you think is responsible for baby Rick being snatched from my clutches. By the fire brigade. By the fire brigade. I think the fire brigade is the coolest job. Apart from when they steal babies, to train to become more, that's like how fire people reproduce. There's only one thing that would improve them.

Yeah. If it wasn't like a service for everybody, it was only like if you paid like more. Like a subscription service. Yeah. Like insurance, fire insurance. Yeah, if you had a premium fire insurance, then you get the best, like, fire service. Otherwise, they're like, hmm. And they, like, stand there just tapping their toe, like, yeah, we'll deal with that once you've, uh, up your subscription, tear.

We're not licensed to help you for another half an hour. As your fence burns. Spreading to your home. Well, speaking of tears, I got tears with baby Rick being snatched away from my clutches. Like I was a bird that just swooped down and stole him from his real parents. Which didn't happen. That was alleged. That was in Minecraft.

In the Mindy's Minecraft server. That was in the Baby Rick server. No, I've never been to the Diddy server. Um, my God, I was like partway through the patron bit, I think. Yeah. We got you after hours too. See? Like a kiss from a rose over there on the hill.

Can you sing it? Baby Rick from a rose. on the hill. Oh, the pause. What did we do last week? We watched Ben Shapiro's Superman review, and we reacted to that crazy video. Yeah, I was dumbfounded. I was genuinely speechless.

Like, I was in my head, like, racking my brain, like, ready with these, like... I was like Lex Luther. I had these programmed, like, preset fight moves. And he just... Yeah, I couldn't have. predicted where he he sideswaped you like a man of steel action scene and just wouldn't stop i thought i thought i was fighting uh james gunn's superman as lex luther yeah i was fighting amry caval and i didn't have a fucking chance yeah that that's an insane video that um just the other

night i was just i was thinking about a lot after editing that and i was like i didn't look at the comment section even his own fans have turned on him yeah they have for a while the comments are hilarious on that video. Like when he says that Ma and Paa Kent are ugly. Yeah. It's just like so horrible.

All right Mr. fucking plastic surgery, O's epic man. Yeah. What the fuck? Allegedly. And he doesn't just say in the same sentence he says like

ugly and bad morals or something. He doesn't say bad morals like exactly, but it's something like that. Just weird phrasing. Because they're good. parents they love their kid but that's not all there was a full actual talking about the movie

itself a full as they say on the superman meant like an hour on 10 minutes of james gun superman 28 years later also got one of those we did one of final reckoning as well um and a bunch of sillier stuff like the adventure time hater becomes lyca um we did that jar divers video with a logan agi cuddle um all sorts going on over there and uh Hmm. Jarl Media group chat too. It's a group chat for jarlings. Check it out. They suggest things. Um, and finally, actually, well, this... Did you know it's actually pronounced Sugg guest? Sugg guest? Yeah. It's not, it's never been suggest. Maybe that's what I'll call my new baby, baby Sugg. Baby Shug.

Shug babe. Baby Shug. Um, yeah. I, I, um, yeah, I. actually don't know what's the day to day Monday one more just because there's one other thing no yeah we'll have you'll have just a little little bit of time to vote on the

jafter hours for this month I think the Snyder song is winning so I think I think people are going to see the Snyder song finally who aren't on the Patreon and you're in for a treat I re-watched that video because it's been enough time because the original Reddit post is gone now Oh, really?

Like so, like, we have, like, one of the only copies. We're like an archive. Yeah. Let's go. We jar-cove the Snyder So I look forward to that, if that one wins. Right, let's do some housekeeping then. We round off conversations. Before we go right into it, let's do our classic jar-cast wolf howl.

Oh, or, oh, oh, that just makes me think of how I'd make baby Rick go to sleep. You love when I'd howl like a wolf and crawl around on all fours, going right? classic Jay Rogan beef learned that from yeah Papa Joe he's like a green lantern Papa Jay Papa Jay

Papa Justice Papa Joe Justice Yeah I would I'd put Joe Rogan one of the more controversial episodes up on my iPad

and rock Little baby Rick to sleep Yeah It's the only thing that would calm him down weirdly. He was being formed into a premium, a premium human. Yeah. Um, so yeah, Isaac can get this section going. Please settle down today. I can't handle two unhinged episode in a row. Well, you got your witch? Yeah, we're pretty settled. I don't even have a choice anymore. I was gonna, I was gonna stretch out that baby content. This was gonna be the longest season you'd ever seen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was going to be like a baby blog, baby vlog. Hello, I'm a father. And I'm a baby. It would have gone long enough for him to be able to say that himself. Oh, hello there, baby. Dylan said, just want to say, Sonic is shit. This is from the Jami Dugger's.

Yes. Woo! You know, you're going to, uh, you're going straight from my heart. That makes me feel a little bit better. Yeah, that makes me, that piss everything, right? I could hear the worst news and then someone just says that and I'm like yeah you know what yeah let's go yeah that makes me a little bit you know a little bit better I'm like rocky getting beaten you know at the end

my coach is there and he's like Sonic sucks oh oh the sea is all I know said jaff to hours on speculating exactly who appears on the Epstein client list I actually noted that down that's not a bad idea that's hilarious it's never coming out yeah that's probably one that would stay on the patreon too um the fisherman's plight said do you guys feel like the world used to be more interesting slash mysterious without the abundance of technology with photo slash video readily available it's almost impossible for cool folklore like bigfoot the lockness monster UFOs etc to actually be believable i just miss the mystique of the world

although that could just be a product of growing up dude there's more mystique than ever yeah i completely disagree with this i feel like the stranger things become stranger joker style stranger what doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger is chris nolan not doing the audio mixing for this episode nice one chris yeah thank you i i understand i guess in the sense of apparently like younger people are more concerned about like being cringy because like everyone has a phone ready to snap the cringiest things they do which I understand to a degree, because you have to be cringed to be based, you know. Well, that's the problem with it, I think.

They never get a chance to be cringe, so they can never become base. They're trapped in perpetual cringe. Yeah. Hmm. That's the irony of it. I guess. You know what I'm so? But yeah, no, there's more mystery than ever.

Yeah, like, what are all those big pillars going beneath the pyramids that generate electricity from the river Nile flowing through the sand. I don't know that one. It's more the casual alien stuff that gets me. Yeah, no, that ties in, because the, like, obviously, Africans couldn't, like, build shit, you know?

So it had to be, they had to get help by aliens. You know, there's no possible way that anything, like, complex, like a, like a triangle. Right, right, yeah, yeah. built by um by not white people like could you find yeah yeah it had to be a had to be the what do they call them a gray the the gold farming um energy pylon building like subsurface uh generator aliens had to be yeah it couldn't have been right no it could not have been

egyptians i hear you man you've been watching a lot of jo rogan lately huh may have seen a clip or two. You condense them down into shorts. No, it's, I saw, the reason I'm referencing this is because I saw a short today that said pretty much exactly all this. Um, where it's that, that British guy, the, like, grind set British guy. So how do you be just a legend? Diary of a CEO? No, not him.

The one that was like, uh, he owned like, uh, nightclubs or something in the UK. I'm not sure there's a few but they're all moving to like these billionaires are moving to the Middle East and saying about the UK's turning to hell and we're going to live in Saudi Arabia now

we're living in Dubai yeah go for it he's like please but yeah he's like have you seen the new LIDAR scans from beneath the pyramids and Joe Rogan's like boy have I And yeah

Then it shows all this imagery Where it's like these giant pillars that go to like the center of the earth And they penetrate the bedrock like nothing No technology like this has ever been seen And it's all just like totally made up There were apparently LIDAR scans Yeah Which are like

They haven't been like peer reviewed Right And all they show are like some extra chambers beneath and the internet just takes hold and it's like extra chambers with giant we've been lied to yeah yeah yeah and what if they have this and yeah there's been this conspiracy theory that there are like gold being the the rarest element like aliens need it to power their gravitational propulsion spacecrafts i feel like um some of the more unrealistic uncreative frankly elements of like alien conspiracies is the whole like

yeah you know what they're just like they just look like people but they're grey it's like to me like whatever the alien is is going to be so strange or something we can't even comprehend you know that makes more sense to me and that's frankly more scary and mystifying

yeah like it's figured something out we can't and we just answer to them so they just don't even care about us but you see what if the aliens were us the whole time well they call it a Fermi paradox

yeah yeah so I did go down I was weirdly on this topic I was going down a rabbit hole of watching all these alien videos on YouTube Brian Cox is that his name yeah northern fellow right yeah um he's got good ones

he's like I feel like I can trust him yeah for sure like what he's saying um because there was like I also saw some clips from this dude who's been on I know Lex Friedman and um

he recently went on Jordan Peterson's podcast talking about aliens and stuff and he's this like science guy he was like yes I'm very smart and I'm also very science man and also maybe aliens are real or something

and I'm like I hope so one would hope so for your sake Jordan I hope so Maybe Jordan's an alien. No, he's too fucking dumb. What do you mean by dumb? Yeah.

Do you, do you, where do you stand with, like, what Brian Cox was saying? He was talking about the Fermi paradox and, uh, yeah, the idea that it's weird that there's no evidence for them, but everything points to them existing. Well, like, logically they should. but there's no evidence but have you seen do you remember like a few months back there was this planet

and it was like oh this may be the like there's some gas or something that we've detected in the atmosphere that like only comes from life and like the more and more scrutiny

it's looked at with the less evidence for life there is it's like can we not just have one where it's I know, give us a bone, for God's sake. Give us a lost baby Rick, just give us something.

Yeah. Because that's what's cool about the probes coming back from Mars. Where, like, I think it's still going to be another 10 years or something. But when they get back with the samples, we can do proper tests on it, what we can learn. And there are also probes going to, I can't, I'm so bad with names of things. I can't remember which planet. But do you know the one? In our solar system, that's the most likely to have life.

Is it like the water moon, the ice moon? Yeah, what's it called? Is it Jupiter or Saturn? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's Titan? I don't know. I just know that it's in destiny. That's my reference point.

I think I'm thinking of Dead Space because that's the setting of Dead Space, too. Oh yeah. It's the moon. That's right. Titan. Yeah, it's cool. Sci-fi's cool.

Space is cool. I don't understand it. I don't even understand how they're bringing the probe back from Mars. How are they even doing it? I guess the same way like moon landing

I guess but I guess I don't understand the technology of being able to control something remotely that's so far away is there like a huge delay on every because they're like driving little things around right like how does that that doesn't make any sense to me

I guess some this speed of light but like what's sending that signal radar like I don't I don't get it I simply do not it's incredible

it is it's crazy it's absolutely incredible but then you actually think you think about also the they have to like time it so they send this thing off and then like earth moves and it has to intercept the moon

because we're so far like we have to predict where it's going to be it's incredible so we're firing it off I like airplay something onto my TV and there's like a five second delay with every input and that's like a meter away from me

yeah like what are they doing yeah and this is the crazy thing about NASA that people don't give them enough respect for right they were doing this shit with like no budget yeah like have you seen the the clip of um the budget breakdown Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about like the tax

dollar and how much gets taken off for NASA yeah and it doesn't even like get into like past the border of the dollar I'm sad that But they're doing that Like these are These are truly genius people

I guess people see it as a waste of like tax dollars When to me it's more like Yeah When it's a private company it's fine Yeah even though like his subsidies amount to Even though like the technology We're like rolling in because of the space missions It's like

Ridiculous right? Yeah I don't know That's a whole diet tribe Um Kino K said I feel like I would get CBT fatigue if it was done every week

I mentioned that as a premise last season I guess now the idea of doing it every week I'm still torn because weight saying said I vote CBT weekly so we're getting mixed messages okay well because that's too confusing

let's just cancel it we're never doing it oh god let's never do it again oh well Roryin Baker said I operate a bucket loader for work and I often listen to jar through the Bluetooth speaker. While this doesn't quite fulfill Jim's dream to drive construction equipment,

I hope it brings some satisfaction that every Monday it feels like Alex and Jim and baby Rick are in here with the inspiring me to lock in. Oh, why do you have to mention? Oh, cool, though. That is cool. Big Digger.

That's cool. I'm big Diggle. Inspiring him to lock in. I love that. You hear's the... T-t-t-da-da-da-da-da-da. And he's like... T-tet-tit.

See, I... I feel like I could never do construction because I'm too much of like a puss. Yeah, I happen to weirdly, I never really go on YouTube shorts, but I did. And the first one was like a guy in a crane wearing a camera of his, him like, right, finishing my shift. And like, nah. Yeah, that's what I was saying. No way. No way.

I can't. Crazy. I'm too bad with heights. Like, I mean more so like, um. He's like doing pirouettes. like down there it was crazy yeah no the physical like like prowess of a lot of these people it's a thing to behold yeah um

9 5 bonham said jim's screaming in baby's face and baby crying is heartwarming that was the intent um saturnal said i hate baby rick with a passion was it you I've It was this fucker I guarantee you I think they might be the one responsible They reported it

Bloody bastard Um Zero aura said I haven't watched this channel In anywhere from 5 to 7 years Is the baby real Wasn't there a third guy What the hell did I miss

He deaged He found the fountain of youth Yes the baby is real Um Baby was real. And last one on the baby. Cohen Bezik said, can we have a community poll

yay or nay on vaccinating baby Rick? Hard nay. It's not our problem anymore. We're making a physical specimen. We don't want any... We want true... What's it called? Antibody.

We want authentic antibody. He's like Ellie from The Last of Us, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want him. He's got the cure. Yeah. Well, not anymore. We don't have access to that super baby blood no more.

Yeah, he's a fireman now. Now the firemen are going to use it for whatever they do. Yeah, for their evil fire-based purposes. Like, they need their immunity blood. I think it's mega-sus that the anti-fire people are called the firemen. True. They should call the Watermen? Yeah. So, A, they should be water, and B, sexist.

sexist naming convention yeah why is it not hawk woman everything about that huh don't bring up fucking hawk don't

you'll piss me of got a few more like housekeeping doesn't normally go this long but they've been particularly good partially because baby Rick everyone just loved so much you know

uh huh uh uh Boomy Bimble Bickbus said, I never understood the Australia fear. We have like snakes and that's about it. Rockfish, stingrays and blue ring octopuses are the only thing you've got to worry about in the ocean. And they're easy as to avoid. Up north you've got crooks, but that's it really.

Yeah, up north we've got these horrifying dinosaurs. you just got a um did you know dinosaurs um crocodiles never die like they're crabs they've just been around

for like hundreds of millions of years no i mean like they like in perfect conditions they just grow and live forever they don't they like they don't have a capacity like humans

I guess that yeah because you find ones that are like 120 years old and they're like the size of a tank like It's insane. Yeah, I remember seeing Eric in Australia. Yeah, yeah.

Eric the crock. But yeah, in Melbourne or rural Vic, for example, the only thing to worry about is little brown snakes, whereas the USA has fucking grizzly bears and shit. People never mention the true godless Australia, which is pre-colonization. We've got technology and fortified houses and stuff. The Aboriginal population for centuries had to deal with everything we have, but huge, and also a tiger. Look up Australian megafauna and predators

And you'll see the peak of horror in human history Seriously those creatures are beyond nightmares It's a testament to how incredible that Aboriginal population were I don't know how they did it I did look it up So how did they make it even freakyer Is this real? Yeah, yeah

They had like these weird bear things And like just giant like lizards Like even bigger than a Commodo dragon type of things. Imagine even bigger Camedo dragons just like running around. Dragons existed. Yeah. And they're in Australia. That's probably

like, you know, where these things come from is like giant lizards. Well yeah, that is the stuff that like makes myths. Yeah. And they had these like giant birds and stuff. It's just horrible. Horrible. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how they did it. Crazy. Wild. I hope dragons were real. Yeah, they're cool.

But don't get me starting on dragons. I watch the live action house training of dragons. Oregon upset me. Really? Because you know how I feel about hiccup and toothless, you know. Yeah, cringier shit. Dr. Worme official

has the penultimate one for this segment. Really hate the framing of the mic right in front of Jim's face. Fix it next time, you bastards. It was a Mike Rosalski thing. I got to admit, I was a new parent at the time. I was tired. I was just trying to get through the day. It was like Sully, Mike Rosalski and the little baby.

He's the little baby in that. Little baby boo. Boo, yeah. Yeah. But what happened is we'd set up the angle, went and looked at it on the camera, but I hadn't moved my mic into where it was going to be. Then I sit down, move the mic.

It perfectly covers his face. We didn't see it, whatever. We don't have the live monitor anymore because it's so distracting. Out of you and me, who do you think is Mike Roselski and who's Sully? I'm Randall. You're not fucking Randall. The winds of change. What?

No, I'm the one that gets like the big DSLs. Yeah, I'm the crab guy. Give me back that trial. That's the fireman. Yeah. Damn. You got me feeling like Sully right now. Having to give up boo at the end.

You know, for a noble cause. See, no, I'm, in reality, I'm the one that's always getting fucked up. Do you remember that guy? Like the running joke where he, like, keeps getting one piece of cloak. Oh, yeah, with the little horn. Yeah, and he just gets. Like the shit beating out of him all the time. That's a good movie.

Spoilers for Monsters Inc. Yeah, Spoilers for Monsters Inc. The Crab is the villain. And finally, Passage of Sky said, Could you imagine if someone broke into your house when you were out and saw this room with zero context? Maybe they get scared. I think they would.

It would be like Resident Evil 7. Then just like that game, I'd burst through. Welcome to the family, son. and then it's then it's like the shining where he's in one of the photos oh that's cool that's such a good idea he's in the he's in a suit with grommet he's fucking wallace damn um

well I guess I can save that one we do have a CBT we have to do oh god this is a good one oh okay this was sent him from a patron Larry Morton who's been doing a relive of the castes okay um and has actually picked out some quotes over the years okay from

the cast itself right yeah so I like the suggestion of not actually giving you context um as to who said what okay you can guess who said it um out of me you and James I think of the quotes okay and for future ones I won't reveal who the philosopher or whoever is until going through them i think that's more interesting okay yeah and what about if i guess it along the way i mean like if it's shakespeare you're gonna like twig on yes yeah i don't know i'm not very well-readed i guess we'll find out um so yeah let's do cringe-based tough jar philosophy edition one okay the smosh movie is like the greatest movie.

Cringe. Who do you think said that? You? Yes. So not doing well so far. When something's embarrassing, you just try to not remember it and repress it. That could be any of us. Pretty based.

That could truly be any of us. That was me on episode 9. Okay. I think if I had a gun, I might win. Parentheses in a fight. Oh, okay. James. That was you in episode 9. Really? Okay.

Cringe. Forget about xenomorphs. It's corn you've got to worry about. I think it's up to something. What if that was the corn's plan? It goes through your entire digestive system, and from that it can mimic you. And each person is a piece of corn that's mimicked. is you this is so definitely you yeah that was me in episode 11 yeah um i'll say that's tough

though what did you say to the gum one sorry the got the gum one was cringe right okay that's great like what the fuck was i talking about you're on that um those meds what were those I actually was, um, there was some kind of anxiety medication. Yeah, yeah. What was it? The beta blockers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They shouldn't do that, though, whatever that is.

Whatever it did to you, yeah. I was thinking about that just today. I was wondering, like, was the crack era just you on anxiety meds? Why would it do that? It's literally supposed to do the inverse. Well, no, it made you like too relaxed, too comfortable in your own skin. Wow. Um

So parentheses In the event of a pandemic in the UK Clothes parentheses I would kill James and eat him And use his bones to kill Alex And then use Alex's skull to kill Rubin Then use his hands to play the piano That's tough

That is tough That's pretty tough yeah That's tough for sure And it kind of spoils who it was It's got to be me right Yeah that was you in episode 16 Why the fuck did I That's weird

Predicted the pandemic Yeah that was pre-pandemic Um Accidental Dick Pick on Instagram That's the Chad way to go out Is that change No The fuck is that

That's you I'm corncast 29 Okay What do you give it? Um It's pretty tough I'll give that one a tough that must have been talking about

Darth Moore remember when he did that yeah he got like cancelled on Disney and everyone was like no bring him back and he did get brought back

it was an accident so the context for this one was in 30th week of lockdown it's actually disgusting that I've been bought inside away from Wagamomas for so long surely james

yeah that's james from corncast 30 yeah I guess some for the time based but in hindsight cringe you find that cringe now but back then

like in it felt like real in the moment in the moment because like in the moment Wagamama was like this like it might have It might as well have actually been Asia. You know, like it felt as far away. Right.

Now he's actually been to Asia. Yeah, true. Probably not think about Wagamama anymore. Okay, I don't need no fucking backup here. I'm confident here in the fact that come 2050, 2016, 2017. People will begin to push back on the seasonal bullshit they push on us. Prentices regarding mini eggs. Is that me?

That's got to be me. That was you? Yeah, because I think I'm the only one that doesn't like mini eggs. That was on Corncast 33. Yeah. So what do you think? It's tough, based. Based.

Based. Yeah, I stand by that. Have you learned nothing about the entertainment industry? We have to sacrifice our bodies. We have to sacrifice our lungs. That's you. How'd you get my one, series? You just speak differently.

It's so like verbose and ridiculous Yeah, yeah, yeah Alex, episode 2, 3, 4 I didn't, um I'd say it's tough You like that one That's you like standing on the soapbox Like in the classroom

You like stand on the table That's like a self-hack ending Have you learned nothing about the entertainment industry And we have to sacrifice our bodies Guys, have you known nothing I'm not breaking the law by trying to care about myself is that James yeah

James episode 2, 3, 4 Okay What do you give that I mean Pretty bad Almost needs a like a new category Yeah, fresh Esoteric

Yeah Untouched Go to KFC Get your fucking Bate beans, your big shere-a-pot, then you get the chicken fillets go home. Cook some pasta, bait beans, throw chicken in there as well. Boom, meal. I wonder who the fuck that is.

That's tough. That's the toughest one, yeah. As in toughest throughout all of CBT. That's the toughest. Life instructions. That was James, obviously, episode 234. Yeah, that's like the Ten Commandments That's like two or three on the Ten Commandments

Yeah, yeah Wow, okay, there's four more Drunk people think they're about to be really cool And have a John Wick fight And it's just them swinging their arms around like a chimp What do you give it first? Um Cringe

Hmm But it is Based in that it's somewhat true Yeah It's true But You think having John Wick in there Makes it just like

Mm Although there's some truth in there Yeah for sure I feel like it could be any of us Apart from you You definitely didn't say that Weirdly It's credited as Alex and Jim

Even though only one of us Could have said it And like realistically Yeah what the fuck Maybe it was a combination. Maybe you took over half centre. I don't know. Yeah.

Out of all cast members, I am the most normal. James. That was James on the normal episode. Tough. James racking in the toughs today. Every week we are recording a single fragment of our... That's you. Shut up. That's fucking you and it's cringe.

every week we were recording a single fragment of our memories so we are able to discover the glitches in the system yeah that's the normal episode I remember this yeah that was me on the normal episode yeah um doubt everything

question every system believe nothing learn nothing that's me right No Read it again, read it again Doubt everything, question every system Believe nothing Learn nothing

I remember this Well see I can't quite remember if Then I butted in with This one's a bit of a trick question Because it was both of us Was it? I'm pretty sure I was the first half you were the second right i remember saying doubt everything question every system that

sounds like something yeah yeah because then i got to learn nothing and then it was and then i took your question everything and added learn nothing and it was this yeah i i think that that's an awesome t-shirt question everything learn nothing yeah yeah that's kind of the just like big and bold like that's the quiet of my i want it i want to have a gravestone and i want it to say that yeah It sounds like philosophy. Yeah, but it's like the worst advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God.

Yeah, so what do you give them? Tough, that's tough, yeah. It's tough with a sprinkling of based. Yeah, it's tough with truths. So that was just a sprinkling of quotes there. Some goodies in there, some goldens. Yeah. Probably do another one of these at some point.

that one was just conveniently sent to me um i i still feel like the one of the strangest things i've ever said was the one about like the sun going into the center of no like the sun having an eye or something and like the sun's eye no it wasn't the sun's eye it was something else it was like the sun turning around and it had a face and it like says something to i don't know something yeah something weird like that yeah yeah i don't know yeah i'm yeah bit of memory laining yeah

A little bit of memory lightning, right here. I guess we'll see you after these messages. We be time, we be time, we've got time. That's best. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand. And don't be a dick. Wear a dick.

Dig the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. Yeah. Welcome back to the second half. where you can head over to the suggestion thread over on the jar media subreddit for a question or two or three or four or be like the myriad jarlings that just appear every few months and just decide oh i'm going to reply to every single question in the subreddit and answer it myself has that happened yeah the final afternoon used to do it and my theory is that

final afternoon has made a new account and is doing it under a different that's my theory bastard um if you got this far out into the episode comment we miss you baby rick not bro that's my child um right oscar man 97 can start us off here is Alex aware that an episode of the search for the worst is featured on an official commercially released blu-ray disc in the UK recently who killed captain Alex was released on blue ray in the UK via boutique cheek disc producer 101 films. Included as a special feature on the disc is the entirety of Alex's search for the worst video on Captain Alex in Crystal Clear HD. In the UK you can still buy it at HMV, Amazon or any other media retailer.

I think it's just really cool that I now somehow physically own an IHE video as part of my Blu-ray collection. I was just wondering if Alex himself is aware that this prints exist or if he gave permission. Yeah. I know about this. It's not like a mystery to me. I gave permission And of course I got the email

From Macailly Wood And was like No Only if you give me a cut Of the profit Yeah And obviously I was like Okay

Obviously yes Yeah Like please Yeah you actually emailed them You're like Please please please please please please please please That's where it came from No I love that

Yeah that I'll bring that up Whenever I can They've got I've still got to put up The bigger hand-painted, hand-painted poster. Hand-painted. See, people don't really know, but I'm in a movie.

Huh? Yeah. People don't really know. Baby Rick the Return? Well, I guess the movie's not out yet. Oh, it's stuck in production, hell. No, no, it's coming out when it needs to. When it needs to, it's crazy.

Well, it's... When it wants to. Well, no, it's in its position within the MCU timeline. I watched a weird movie, you know Shazam, Zachary Levi? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in this like, saccharine, like, Christian movie. The Purple Goobo thing. No, no, it's called The Unbreakable Boy,

about like a little boy that has that bone condition that makes it so you break your bones really easily. The SpongeBob glass bones and paper skin go. Basically, yeah, except his real life. And it was like based on a true story. Um, and I forgot the direction I was going with that. It was a Christian? Yeah, I remember it was Christian.

Good movie? Oh, no, no, I remember now. There was a piece of trivia I read about it where, like, it was finished and made in 2022. And the director was like, hold on. We need to hold this movie until America's calmed down. And they released it this year. Nice and calm. What the fuck?

Yeah. Okay. No, it was not a good movie. It was almost music to you, if you remember the clips of changing. Oh, okay. Yep. One of the best movies of the best decade. I like that movie. Let me, don't get me wrong.

I like music. Music defender. Yeah. It's a good movie. I love just like, No context Just showing people Like random scenes from that movie

Yeah It's a good movie It's a good movie Um Usurped Noodle says Hello my bust hards Japanese jarling here I was re-listing to the

Amazing Shreddies episode Episode 190 recently And wondered Do you boys still have them and use them If not what happened And then some They're like nappy They're like a nappy

In this heat Can you imagine wearing those things? There's charcoal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I respect them as a company, but I don't think they like us after we forgot that they sent us the carbon-a-carbana. We just didn't make it a deal. Yeah, for a wild concept for a product.

Yeah, I guess we, did we talk about that ever? I don't know. Did they send us a car banana? Yeah, I think I have it somewhere. I don't know. Because I was getting, I was getting heart palpitations the other day because I was like, hold up where is cucumber nick in that

jar of hair like where is it I don't know where it's gone someone did break in and they stole it that's what they stole yeah it's like the G virus hunk stole it so yeah unfortunately

no new shreddy's stuff not really using it I don't really want to have the carbunara banana carbonara the carbana my legs um interesting idea yeah but i mean they've they've blackboarded us from hollywood now well i mean i've got i've got the shreddies uh up there the box yeah from all the way back in the day when i saw that very poster in a uh random yeah well wasn't that one per the it was

all over this one bathroom yeah everywhere far up with confidence yeah in the bathroom like you know people's going to be stinking In there. Man, there were so many comments about baby Rick. Loptical said, what's the plans for BR? Homschooled, vaccinated. Are we to assume their name is Rick Beltman or Richard Belkman-Sanchez? Kind regards.

Richard Sanchez, Beltman. Yeah, middle name. Middle name. Definitely homeschooled 100%. Yeah, we'll leave it there, I guess. Don't want the sadness to get too powerful. way of fireman um ramham says pod bean is an argy the ads will play randomly for a few episodes in a row then disappear for years they are also always some form of alex fever gingering cringe stay woke i guess that's what i'm saying about

with the spotts fly comments yeah yeah just every now and again i guess whatever algorithm pod bean uses is just like have some cringy yukio app i like i like to think that it's that it is you going to the effort to just on Spotify add some like cringy shit every now and I like that they can't tell that's my favorite I think I'm doing it yeah never let them guess your next move yeah exactly so what I wasn't to be in there uh Lacklon says another suggestion for CBT you guys should do CBT on famous Davids in a possible David episode looking at quotes from David Byrne David Lynch David Bowie in a rapid fire CBT

I love this idea. Dave, Dave Rubin, Dave Blunts. Dave Batista? You could do some good ones. Davy Jones? Ooh.

He's gonna have a bunch of tough ones. He's gonna be tough to the brim. Osi-I-crackin-Yar. Or maybe some kind of rarga. Octopus was the word I forgot. Oh, right. Yes, yes, yes. That's a good idea.

I should probably note that down. Or something. you when you're speaking do you find that words like you you speak faster than words come to you um i get tongue tied a lot that's my problem yeah i i i um i like i think sleigh i think why do you think i always say or something gives me a chance to think yeah that's why i'm always going, uh, bu-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I want to hear that pig say or something. Or something. I like pigs. They're cool. I was making a joke the other day about George Piggins. Right, made-up guy, George Piggins. I made up some guy.

cousin. Yeah, like that kind of vibe. And, and, um, turns out George Piggins is a, like a famous Australian rugby player from like the 70s. Piggins. Yeah, straight up, George Piggins. Is that from like when your family name was your profession? You was like a pig guy? He was a professional pig. I'm surprised this town ain't full of Piggins. Yeah. Um, Malachian. Um, Malac. 177 says hi char have either of you ever had an experience with pseudoscience or alternative medicine i've not been feeling well for about two months now and my mom recently booked me an appointment with a bio kinesiologist i can't read that biokinesiologist i've never heard of that i've no clue what it was and kind of just figured it was some sort of allergist or nutritionist i couldn't have guessed what was going to happen

The woman put headphones on me in order to scan my body, and she was showing all these different numbers on the screen that represented different things in my organs. Then she had me lie down and began placing things on me and testing my arm strength. My arm was weak for one of the things she put on me and therefore determined that I've got dairy intolerance. After this, she put a bottle of microflora on me and my arm was stronger, so she told me I'd need to take it. she also placed three chocolate bars on my stomach and then tested my arm strength to see if i could still eat it with an intolerance my arm was weak for cabri and galaxy but strong for dark chocolate so yeah that should have been the point when i walked out the weirdest part is that she wants to take inverted e coli pills what now she said she didn't have any and that she'll have to make make some right now. Stuck the headphone scanner on herself, type something on the computer, and voila, the pills were ready. I couldn't find on any, I couldn't find anything on Google about them too. Needless to say, I won't be taking anything she's given me. I don't know why my mum

thought it was a good idea. And I feel so bad she spent 100 pounds on it. I had, if I'd decided to actually research what I was getting into, there's no way I would have even went in the first place. Loll, bear bear that is, whoa. Holy. Holy. fuck yeah she's just like practicing her improv like yeah she went on stage that evening dude those you gotta kind of take your hat off to that classic kind of scammer you know the o g grifter the snake oil salesman yeah before it was like the ai on the phone you had you know pickle rick up at the saloon yeah yeah straight up snake oil yeah they're such predators uh-huh they should be sent to epstein's island these guys

they're such predators you know what I'm saying like it's actually really fucked up people in their most vulnerable state yeah people that have mental illnesses or physical problems and they're so desperate yeah I think um that that that type is worse to me they're more Epstein no what type is no no They belong with Epstein. They're like... Burning in hell. Yeah, rotting in hell.

No, what's some... They're like... I can't think of the word where they're like, oh, I can sense that you're, like, you're going this direction in your life. Or like... Oh, like the soothsayers, the say-seers, the...

Yeah, yeah. And they're... Oh, there's a specific word. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I'm picking up on these energies. Or people who can, like... or they say they can talk to like a lost family member

praying on grief they're like grief vampires and I think some of these people like believe it to a degree but they've like sold themselves a false bill of goods it's pretty minging yeah

and because human brains don't really care about facts we just kind of look for patterns based on things we all really believe it's very easy if you're already in that state to just be delivered things that you can make fit into a pattern yeah you like want it to be real yeah so you're more inclined to believe in that thing but like i i've never been able to like buy into that kind of thing

no like i've got such an aversion to any faith-based uh like especially when it comes to like medical yeah i suppose because like the i don't know Our dad's a microbiologist and her mom was like a nurse for a long time. Yeah, it's very like, um... It would be strange for us to not think that way. Reality-based. Hmm. Uh-huh.

I mean, yeah. I'd avoid any of that sort of shit. Like, 100 pounds is so fucked up. Yeah, it's crazy. Evil. But just through my anecdotal experience. I can think of, like, two or three people that have used these, like, you know... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

...seudoscience people to tell them their futures, or to use, quote, unquote, Chinese medicine to, like, predict the gender of children that are going to be born and just... Not predict, right, but... Like, like... Manifest. Manifest, yeah. Yeah. See, and, like, the stuff, like, um...

What's it with the stars? the space nazis or whatever the oh right the uh the horoscope stuff yeah and um the the cards and stuff tarot cards yeah yeah like i as like a a hobby that's like a party trick yeah but if you're not like fully bought into it it's more like a pastime than whatever but like when you get the people you charge like a bunch of money to do a tarot thing like if you if you're into it that much than like I don't know that's what I mean about the patent thing

where it's like oh man I just got my tarot cards read and then you step in a puddle and you're like the tarot was right yeah yeah you're always going to step in that you make your own reality absolutely you absolutely do let's get positive

Superman vibes yeah I'm actually more of a positive fantastic four kind of pipe I'm kind of like a negative Batman type. Do you remember last episode we had the dude saying about how do you get rid of resentment?

Yes. He actually kind of clarified and gave some more info. Rated DG13 said this Bear Bear, boys. Resentful gowling here. I try to avoid oversharing and walls of text, but here's some context for my initial comment. I've been trying to get my life started since COVID.

And while I've made a fair amount of progress, the state of the world seems more stressful than before. I'm trying to reconcile relationships with people who simultaneously love and support me, but also have opposing views are morally against. I even had a nightmare about them adding wood to the world being on fire. I know for a fact they aren't hateful, but ruminating on these larger external issues has affected how I interact with them, and they've gotten irrationally pissed off at them on little things that shouldn't be as big of a deal to me, mostly in the form of media taste, and it's affecting

my mental well-being. I want to forgive our discrepancies, but I'm having a hard time actually changing how I feel about them. The main reason I asked about resentment so many times is because of how inspirational it's been to see Alex mellow out over the years while staying true to his beliefs and sense of humor. I know no one's perfect, but I admire his peaceful disposition while dealing with anxiety.

Thanks for hearing me out. And put all the good advice you've given to long-time fans like me. How does that hear you? I appreciate the... the comment first of all um but it like in in terms of actual because I find myself feeling the same way like a lot um

but I guess less so media taste but more like political belief um yeah the state of things yeah and disagreeing with people um like it's it's not within my name to hate a person um no but what i've found more is like like there's there's i don't know how to put this without sounding too cringy but like love for someone can like outweigh a bad opinion outweigh anything And, like, I'd say to always, like, challenge beliefs.

Yeah. Because also in doing that, your beliefs are going to be challenged by them. Mm-hmm. You know, so then, like, it is a back and forth, and you're, like, building a bridge, you know? There's also, you also need to choose when to build a bridge, though, because you only have so much bandwidth. but like it doesn't need to be that deep you know like you can well i'm saying it just through like his lens of like is actually causing him distress whereas i i agree with you where like i like doing that but there are also

people um old-ass people in our family for example who have like gross bigoted opinions and when they say something horrifying i know i'm not going to change his mind so i just think like well, your opinions are going to die with you. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I mean, you can like logic it like that, but it's, it's, um...

It's, to me, if, if I can get my point across to a degree where it can't be, like, shut down, where they, like, have to respect my position. Yeah. Because I've, I've communicated that. there's like a mutual understanding there and like you said like no minds are being changed but i think some people just aren't interested in changing their minds or like so set in their

ways um yeah but like i'm not interested in changing my mind like i'm i'm pretty certain where i've landed but like would you if if you were presented with overwhelming evidence to disprove something you'd set into your worldview, would you not start shifting it or think about that? I have. Like, I haven't always been in the position I am with, like, political belief and moral belief.

But hypothetically, though, if there was something like just irrefutable, just reams of evidence, or would you be like, nah, it's fake? Against, like, what? like how i guess in the same way you feel about people that don't agree with you um what you feel like you're bringing to them but i'm i'm not bringing to them proof that i'm right i'm saying like why i believe what i do you know that's that's different to it's not like saying i believe the

moon landing was real because then it's like I believe in reality and the person who yeah you know so that might be too controversial for YouTube now but like we have heated debate sometimes yeah but I don't get distressed by that personally no not at all I find it like riveting and like I can't I can't get into it that deep with someone that that I don't like love you know yeah yeah it's like you know at the end of it like nothing's changing yeah exactly whereas exploring ideas yeah with with with people I know lesser I won't go as hard you know yeah because it's just simply not worth it yeah for sure so maybe that's sort of what is longing you need to find someone he can do that with um because but something that really open my eyes

to this kind of thing. I was listening to some random politics thing. I think it was Politics Joe, which is quite a good YouTube channel, on their, like, Spotify version. And there was an ad at the beginning of it that had been placed in. And it was talking about eco-anxiety

and saying, like, if you're experiencing eco-anxiety, go to this website for, like, resources and stuff like that. And I was like, fuck. And when we saw, there was like a family of, event a few weekends ago when I was having a conversation with our cousin who I guess is

like 19 and I was talking to him about like anxiety and stuff like that and he was like yeah there was a time where the eco stuff was really like bring me down like this kind of stuff yeah man that's really fucked up um yeah I don't really have like a solution for you sometimes sometimes Like, the internet especially makes your world so big and you're, like, being bombarded constantly with every issue on the world, in the world. But we live in a chaotic world. It's not like it's suddenly gotten chaotic now. If they had social media in the 40s, what do you think that would have looked like?

You know, like, that would have been like... It wouldn't be that different. But you get what I'm saying, right? identical like if anyone had like a reason to feel that way it would be like people during like you would assume like this well it's the end then like this is it like like I don't know I don't know if I fully agree with that because I think shit is particularly crazy right now yeah but like I guess it's down to

what can you do about it and what do you want to do about it I'm talking about somebody like this who is who's feeling resentful and is getting so distressed by it that it's actually ruining their quality of life um you know

you'll listen to more Jordan pizza man you're to clean your room dude whatever you do don't fucking do that that's a way to like triple down on resentment I don't know try and do

do good watch Superman but you're never going to be able to escape chaos though I guess is my point yeah I mean part of it is the age old jar live like a dog

like if if you can do a good thing and exist within that moment for that time everything is fine like everything is right you know like sit down and watch a Vati video Eldon Ringlo

you know for that for that moment everything's good but your anxiety dial might be out of whack you know like mine when I was like 1718 it wasn't about like eco anxiety it was imagining that like someone was about to burst in and stab me

I don't know but I get like like a heart palpitations and like a rush of adrenaline yeah like genuinely yeah um which is just out of whack yeah but i do think that that's like culturally brood it is like yeah it's definitely part of it a fear of the other we we touched on it briefly last episode but um i think like do do have those conversations those those slightly trickier conversations because normally by the end of it you both again minds aren't changed but you like understand each other better you know maybe like through talking about that stuff conversation like guides it doesn't lock in on one thing you know natural conversation yeah moves to other

places and when when it works out you can end up landing on something like you agree on and you're like well we have that we have that like post you know and yeah and i guess through the lens of he mentions media taste specifically i guess like if our mom was like watching fox news or whatever or was like yeah if that's yeah then that would bother me but if it's like i saw superman and it thought it sucked stuff like that has never ever got to me like genuinely I don't care I don't know I do like having like debates about that sort of thing

yeah but it never like distresses me though like this yeah I don't really find myself like you said with our family member I know exactly like who you're talking yeah I feel like every family's probably got one of those yeah

I can tell when when he's saying things because he's got an idea of me and I've got an idea of him although I think my idea of him is more accurate than his idea of me he will try to make digs where like the conversation isn't

it's not in good faith it's owning the libs yeah it's not as having it back and forth it's exactly that I'm trying to trigger this snowflake and I'm just like that's what we're saying about the pattern earlier where he's already like decided

that yeah so instead of starting off like something in good faith wanting to hear someone else's opinion it's like straight to like the bottom of the barrel like barrel trying to bring you into the filth so you can slop around in the mud with him you know yeah yeah yeah it's more like a boxing match but an unfair one yeah I don't know um I feel like my my last interaction with this family member I feel like I won the boxing match And it was quite easy You just have to not get heated And like think about what you're going to say And tactically be like bish bash boom And then

Like I felt he kind of conceded Um Yeah I don't know I do think like your bandwidth is important And picking your battles is important Um Yeah I don't know

I guess now that you've said like if if we had like a close family member that was a reformer or something it would be I do think that would be tricky but I mean obviously happens

yeah for sure but I also think if if if you are the son or daughter of someone who leans that way it's kind of your duty as their kin to rein them in you know every time i hear like a an old school belief from mum or dad it's like i've got to rule that like i can't let that slide they they need to be aware um that like that's not cool yeah you know

there's kind of a duty um and i i apply that just less severely throughout the rest of like life you know you got to stand on what you believe in i guess yeah so i don't i don't know if that answers the question yeah maybe it just makes it worse i don't know getting to mindfulness that's it that's my best yeah yeah it's also like not everything you know that's yeah that's kind of what i'm trying to say people are and be multi-fast you need to be able to sort of like organize your thoughts i guess um and if it's just bringing you down to that level you need some you need some new system to organize those thoughts um

because whatever you're doing ain't working if it's bringing you that level of distress Yeah You know, you're some other outlet You need some Hmm Interesting Actually no

Not interesting Boring Stupid Idiot Let's do two more To wrap this one up Expensive funny 34338 said, you know how Alex read Invincible?

Well, I wanted to ask if there are any of the comic or manga series, the Jail Boys wanted to try for starters, I recommend maybe East of West. It's kind of a sci-fi western, which you'd probably like. There's also radical, reimagined versions of DC and Marvel going around called Absolute and Ultimate, largely meant for readers who don't want to keep up with the main continuity. Don't know how you'd feel about those. So, I was showing you some of the DC ones the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is kind of, they prank my interest. Mostly because of, like, the character designs of how, like... They're crazy. They're absolutely nuts. Yeah. It was specifically absolute Batman. The designs of Killer Croc. Um, I think it was Mr. Freeze.

Yeah. Yeah, he's like, Slander Man. What the fuck? Yeah. Um, Absolute Superman, I, I don't like that he's got long hair. Oh, does he? I haven't seen any absolute Superman. Yeah, it just, um, um,

gives me flashbacks to Nicholas Cage fighting the spider or whatever All right, okay I guess it makes him a bit more like Emo looking Yeah, I don't like it You know, like

Henry Cavill fucking edgy Superman worked fine and he still had like short hair Um But yeah absolute Batman looks kind of cool but the thing is I'm I'm like a kind of a purist

I guess like I really I want to consume like the the core of the character like what which normally just means there a run that like was that's the divinative establishment of which is which is tricky for Spider-Man

because like the Spider-Man that like all the movies are based on and shit has the ugliest art stuff I've ever seen for comic like it sucks It's unfortunate shit But I've started reading Like the original Spider-Man run

Like 60s Yeah And it's crazy It's so fucking fast-paced Like it's like breakneck And it's awesome Like it's like pure comic book Just like

Uh huh The purest of the pure Yeah It's not meant to like Be too deep You know Yeah yeah You're meant to just flick through it

Like as a kid and then move on. But that was like what drew me to Invincible was the fact that it's like as a beginning, middle and end and then it's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the whole thing.

Yeah. And it's done. But like each, each comic book is that. Like a run of something. No, not a whole run. Like one book. You know, one.

Oh, it's like an episode or something. Yeah, it's like an episode of like Spider-Man TV show. Right, right. Like you just, you go through it. like a little full story done you know and like you can read it just like that loads of little spider-man stories yeah and that's really fun but like to get into a run I would like to do um I did start reading the I can't remember maybe it is absolute um but it's the spider-man where he's like an adult yeah yeah I showed yeah you showed me

I flipped through it yeah I look quite cool kind of interesting it is cool I like I've got, I've only got two Yeah, I've started reading that I do want to Get some Batman and Superman stuff. I want the three that I like was obsessed with as a kid You know, like everyone's obsessed with him, but Batman, Spider-Man. Yeah, I've got like a cool memory of in the library seeing I don't know what run it was or whatever it was, but it was a Superman comic with Doomsday Was the death of Superman?

Yeah, yeah. And reading it. The cover is like the rebar with the cape on it. Yeah. Yeah, that's a super famous one. Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that drew me in. Yeah.

And Captain Underpants, obviously. Yeah, yeah, classic. No, but like I wouldn't want to start on the death of Superman. You know, it feels wrong. Yeah, yeah. But I also don't want to start a run that doesn't have an ending. Mm-hmm.

I want the whole thing there. Yeah. I don't get really invested in this thing. It's like building and building and then it like sucks or like... Yeah. Gets cancelled or something. Yeah. I think onboarding is like the biggest problem with comic books.

It's really confusing. And I wish... That's where I've read the most of Batman because it's like... There's so many like ridiculously famous runs. I found it quite easy actually to read like a lot of the best... Yeah. Well-known stuff. See, I think I want to start with, like, year one and two.

Mm-hmm. Like, it just makes sense to start there for Batman. But it's also what, yeah, what drew me to Invincible, what drew me to, like, reading Watchmen and stuff like that, but it's just, like, one and done type stuff. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, bro, they've shown off dinosaurs' design for Invincible.

Oh, okay. Is he in the next season? Yeah, so he's confirmed in it. Everyone's about to be introduced at the guy. The new main character The new dude So let's end this one from I'll slash Jammedia

Thoughts on Trisha Paytas's Newborn Child's name I'll let you look it up Do you know about this? Aquaman Yeah And do you know why she called him Aquaman I don't know why no

She loves the Snyder cut Okay And particularly Aquaman I guess She's She's fucked It's Jason Momawa. What? No, she has.

She genuinely has. But here's where it gets weird, right? Ozzy Osbourne, R-I-P, died. And there's, like, I guess it's her third kid. And every time her child has been born, someone, like, famous has died. Yeah, some legend. It was the queen before. Yeah.

And now, like, I guess it was Ozzy Osbourne. And Jason Mamoa was at. his last show, Ozzy Osbournes. What the fuck? It's like blood magic. So I don't know what Trish is doing. Blood magic. But is that cruel to call your child Aquaman?

Yes. See, the thing is, like, is it a publicity thing? Like, she says that, but in reality. Just to get, like, clips. I would have been to pass to her. Also, in reality, it's like, she's named her kid like a normal name. and like she loves like whatever in yeah Arthur Curry it's kind of like a defense is that his name Arthur Curry is that how command's like name Arthur oh yeah I guess like

like King Arthur I mean oh god that is a character man like I love DC um no mention of that and gun stuff I'm not going near that yeah I love DC but Aquaman I just don't I yeah that's Maybe Gunn could do something with him. I feel like he needs to be like a lame. He needs to be lame. Making him like cool is lame. Yeah. Because that's like James Gunn's thing, right?

Yeah, it makes him lamer. If he's like of cool fucking like... It'll be, it'll be cooler if like he was lame for like three movies and then he has like a terrific like action scene or something. It's like, yeah. Yeah. something like that like mr terrific was like is lame yeah he would be lame but then like through the performance he's he's cool that's what i mean well they even made like polka dot man kind of like okay yeah yeah you know what i mean yeah so yeah nice one trash don't know what's the how the

how the fuck did she fuck jason momo i guess she's just an la la beast yeah but like Oh, whatever. Yeah, I, that, that, allegedly, I don't know, right. That's just what I've heard, you know, through the, through the, through the, through the sharks that I've spoken to through my, uh, aqua powers. Yeah, she does give, like, um, like, water-based being. I mean, I'm glad, like, Aquaman's got at least one fan. Hey, loads of people love Aquaman. The movie.

yeah that person rocks that young aquaman bouncing off of the chemistry with willem defile one of the one of the great scenes yeah that's that's that's i think that's my favorite scene from the sniderverse nothing to do with snider d yeah yeah oh it's so good we saw that film of the cinema that rocked i had a great time watching that film like to be fair i can't remember i i like I almost had to leave because I was laughing so hard I was like I cannot believe do you know I loved about it like I was entertained the whole time but when I needed to pee I just got up and left

it didn't give a shit I came back like I knew exactly what was going on my return that's a great way to summarize it and I remember I remember it was packed to every single full it was like busier than Superman people fucking it's making more like Superman Aquaman May slash is going to make more money than this new superman. Really?

Yes, it made over a billion easy. How? Because just everything made a billion bucks for some reason during that decade. Captain Marvel made a billion bucks. That movie sucks. It's a boring fucking film. Yeah, I don't know.

Everyone's just like hungry for it, I guess. I just loved it. So yeah. I guess that's that one, a nice ride. I think I've been cheered up from the loss of my son. Yeah, I don't give his shit anymore. Maybe he's like, uh, he's going to grow out to be Superman. Yeah.

We'll see him one day, perhaps. Little Rick. Yeah, we can, we can send him a message and be like, you have a pound as many, you have as many babies with as many women. Yeah, and that's my role. Yeah. To send him that message. Yeah.

he's gonna yeah he's gonna find jar it's gonna go in his algorithm he's gonna be like why do i really connect with these guys yeah why is this episode like half of the episodes lost his new parents will hide the the context of the normal episode like the baby rick he's just got question everything but he doesn't have the yeah he'll find he'll find the episode that he's in and it'll be a light bulb moment wait that's what those nightmares are

you just got these flash frames about your face going wow I guess that's that everybody that's like the cherry on top the cherry on baby Rick we'll see you one day baby bye bye baby

see you in many years when you're grown up and you need a pop-pah again. Say you how to pop, pop, pop. I'll be old in my rocking chair. Is that you, baby Rick? Well, look, who's coming knocking? It's going to be like the end scene of Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

Baby Rick. The florence in the machine, like, starts playing. Damn. Yeah.