JAR Media Posdact - Thousands of Bees with Ease - JARCast Episode 236

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

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Wait, so that's actually a PC? Yeah. That's the fun-now. I hope that it's a meal. I hope that's just a Photoshop. It's not. Ah! Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to episode 236 of the JARCast. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always by James. Good afternoon. And Jim. Morning evening or night? Before we delve too deep into the depths of whatever this episode bringeth, want to shout out the JAR Media Patreon that make the audio version of the show possible, get their names shouted out in the first week of every month,

and bonus videos to get them early as certain tiers. The Mass-Fet video, nearly done. But first should be the Jar Jar video as far as bonus stuff goes. Yeah, we lost a week, but that was all just because of technical, just difficulties. This video will be worth it, okay? I'm telling you. Then, you know, after that expect a Mass-Fet free video that's about eight hours long, you know, we're going to go really deep into the socio-political themes of that game,

and its effect on climate change. Yes How are we doing How are we feeling Uh Terrible Awful Why

Name something good Uh Lego Okay No Let me take it back Um Dinosaurs

They're extinct They're good In my opinion They are good They're extinct though How did you know No can we actually talk about this. I want

us to... I want us to figure out are dinosaurs good or bad. Well, they're not here, so clearly they're mad. If they were good, they would be here. So nothing has ever been here. That's a good point. So it needs to be good to be here.

Yeah, if it's not here at the present. I'm not saying James is correct or incorrect, but he's putting forward a valid argument. What's your rebuttal? Cars from the 40s. You like those, don't you? No.

50s. No. 60s? Yeah, that can be sick. Okay. When's the last time you saw a car from the 60s? Last week. Don't be pedantic.

I'm not. We're talking to Mr. Bedantic right here. No, I was driving to the JAR Media Set Incorporated at Tyler Perry's Mega Complex. And I just saw a... Yeah, what was the car, bitch? It was a Ford Model T and I've just realized that's not from the 60s. It's one earlier than that. So I'm sorry.

Why'd you out yourself? We wouldn't know. Yeah, but the YouTube comments would know and they can't take more abuse from them out. You're the one that said the brand? Yeah, it's because that's the car I saw. I suppose dinosaurs are good then. I don't agree. let's do some housekeeping we go to some of the

questions and comments left that weren't properly wrapped up or maybe need some readjusting and tinkering that was the worst fucking subject we've ever talked about I just want to make that The dinosaur

Clear yes I think that's saying this every episode at this rate we'll be um yeah why you being so down on us what the fault we've done to you I do not believe the adequate amount of chaos He's becoming addicted to chaos And I do not like it

We need to vanquish his chaos Yeah, you need to vanquish my chaos The willful will can get this going then Quick correlation to Alex About his description of bees versus wasps slash hornets Which we talked about last time How they defend themselves He was correct in this being a real way

That beehives defend against lone wasps espy like the bees crawling all over the hornet and then vibrating. Buzzy. However, this is only done by bees native to parts of Asia. The European slash American counterparts don't have this reflex as they didn't have to evolve alongside the giant fuck-off hornets that are native to Asia that are now spreading throughout the world. The hornets that James said are coming into the UK kill thousands of bees with ease.

There's another good bar actually, thousands of bees with ease. The poor guys literally have. way to defend themselves against them. Love the cast, as always, by the way. No, I have seen one of these hornets. I was just, this was when I was sorting up my car and I picked up one of my car parts and I was just fucking fuck off wasp on it and I was like, what the fuck? Dude, I've seen one. I saw one. They're fucking huge. Down of the lake, I saw one. Yeah, it's horrifying. One of my most messed up memories was us finding a hornet in the garden when we were kids. And we dropped like a slab of wood on this thing because it was already like,

kind of fucked it was like dazed and confused and we dropped this piece of wood on it and then lift it up and it's still like no I'm still going they're like terminators in the bug world yeah they're unstoppable they're too big

no the big ones are fuck I walked inside and I was like dad there's a fucking fuck off wasp on this thing have a look and I was like what the fuck you're on about it's a fucking wasp just fucking kill it and I was like no it's fucking huge I can't fucking kill it. No, because that's my thing with

insects. Once they're over a certain size, it's like this is getting too juicy and crispy. Yeah, it's becoming too alive. You know, it's not like an organic machine anymore, it's just a being. I see what you mean, yeah. I know, but the thing is, my dad, fucking

three days later, it was just, came running in the house like, there's a fuck off wasp in the fucking garage, and I was like, it's the same fucking one! Because it was dead at that point. He was like, he was going fucking mental, taking pictures of it measuring it and I was like did you not fucking believe me when I said it's

fuck off big? You know it's like five inches or some fucking obscene five inches? Yeah it was fucking huge it wasn't five inches bro when you see these things they make your heart sing no they're fucking huge they change they're not no they're they are disgusting

they're fucking huge no because I was walking um arguing posse with mum who went down to the lake and I was like what is it what actually is that I'm seeing right now That should not be there. Oh, yeah.

Like a rare Asian hornet that's like coming over and just fucking up everything. Yeah, just wiping out. Just committing genocide. Mm-hmm. The genocide. Just fuck off. They're fucking disgusting. Yeah, they're enormous.

They're fucking huge. No, but this, I just want to quickly call back to our cat argument, which we have a comment about, actually. Do you want me to lead with that? Yeah, let's see where it goes. orange operative left something about this cat discussion which is probably one of the more controversial things that came up last episode

I'd say as far as the comments are concerned I don't think indoor versus outdoor cats is a binary thing my grandma had three one was extremely violent one went blind of disease at seven and one was decapitated by a dog these were the type of cats that would go out for the entire day and only be around at very specific times

and none of them had any affliction prior to their adoption. My cat only goes out for one to two hours and he is in perfect health and is very affectionate. Although I have dogs, he plays with it and don't live an apartment. Having any animal in an area that is restricted is definitely

abuse though. Also I checked out Archonkers page mentioned. It's really fucking weird to see so many people okay with the shit. I feel dirty looking at it to be honest. I'm kind of confused by the point this person is making.

um three cats they're trying to say it's not as simple as just all cats can be one way or the other it depends on the cat like some cats are killers some are lazy some get killed by dogs those one of them were just like really unfortunate one was a cat went blind the other was a dog the dog bit only one of them was actually describing the cat's character the other two were just death. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry to be laughing. A bit like, no.

Yeah, I'm confused by the point. All cats are different, okay? Yeah, all cats are different. And like, the thing is, you've got to ask yourself, is your cat lazy because, uh, because it's just naturally lazy. Or was it influenced by your behavior? Yeah, is it lazy because you're feeding it too much?

Well, that's all it's ever known. Yeah, yeah. I think for a cat to be truly enthralled with life, it should roam various locations. It should be free. But this doesn't highlight the point I wanted to quickly say, because we were talking about cats killing birds

and making birds go extinct would any of us have a problem with hornets going extinct no I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure scientifically it's like they don't do there's no benefit to them like bees

there's a benefit to what like these Asian ones coming over that's the problem because they're not innate they're not from here Yeah, that's, yeah, that's a... Surely, like, Hornets in their local ecosystem kind of need to be there? I don't think I know enough about the impact of wasps on the ego.

Would you care if they went extinct? Say ticks. Ticks? I feel like I would remove ticks. I'd be happy. There's a bunch of stuff that... I feel like people just wouldn't care if they were just gone. Yeah, dogs.

cats, horses, sheep, cows, many of you care. Nobody even knows. No, for real they, it's like, because birds are kind of cute. It's like, oh, we don't want them to die. Bees are really cute. Bees are cute, especially bumblebees.

Incredibly cute. And I don't want them to die because they are cute. I think we just need to embrace the fact that we have a bias to cuteness. Yeah. If everything was cute, yeah that i think that is the next step in evolution for all wildlife be really fucking yeah you have to be cute otherwise humans are gonna wipe you up

it's like what we've done to pugs and stuff yeah but we're not cute we've done it to dogs but but i mean we've gone too far in the cuteness we've overdone we've gone too far manufactured cuteness yeah that'd be quite a good title you want you want the natural cuteness like bees and you um johan libert left one probably the most angering comment

out of all of them nah assassins creed one to four are good games calm down kids okay let's get this fucking straight wait wait wait wait does one to four include one two brotherhood revelations three three four

that's six games there's no four yeah black flag black flag is the only one I will give credit to as being Yeah, disregard one Okay Disregard three especially

Okay no One I have really good nostalgia for But it is just a proof of concept And it's not a very good game Two was fresh at the time Yeah At the time

In the context of its time I'd say it is good Just it hasn't aged well Brotherhood was just Two but worse Revelations The best out of those the best so far

free I have nostalgia for free but it's not as good as revelations and then black flags might be the worst one but I've played it's not worse than one I haven't played one there's the one I didn't play I played one four's probably the best out of those ones

four is the best out of those black flag is the best it's the only one with any sort of the gameplay engaging gameplay and exploring stuff in the boat yeah the ship it's black flag and then revelations because that finishes the Etseo trilogy and I like the setting you say that about every Assassin

Squid game but it's the best it wraps up that whole trilogy Alex Sangren left a note because we were talking about like how why does Jim have the nickname Beast and whatever we're theorising was wrong because it is this

in regards to the origin of the beast nickname I think it started with Jim saying on the cast he loves the British TV show The Chase who has a chaser named the Beast on it and sometime later a jarling on Reddit question like referred Jim

as the beast from the chase and Jim found that so hilarious that you couldn't contain himself from laughing that sounds accurate yeah that sounds like a job I remember talking about the chase

and the beast to be fair the chase is the only good TV show on TV pretty much it's the any good reason to have a TV license

am I Roy do you need a TV license to what ITV yes if you're watching it on um on catch up yeah on ITV plus or whatever now because they come into your home they check your iPad if you've got the app installed no but it's not on iPlayer it's on ITV plus whatever the fuck it's called they'll check your iPad man you can't go away from it yeah but if you don't have guys it didn't come home yeah yeah nah they're shit this is what we got to

bust your balls about James, the contrarian bullshit that we saw about, because I didn't realize how deep you went with like trying to piss people off. Yeah, these shit stir. Okay, I could tell you right now, on my Twitter,

my own account, it says on it, it's coming home, loll, loads of Italian flags. That's... You did like an Instagram. Yeah. But I... I... I did it on Instagram because I follow like friends of mine

they were so into England they were in the pub Instagram lives doing in the pub England I did it because I know it will piss them off and then when I did it I instantly got a message saying fuck off from them like that's why I did it on Instagram

because I'm just busting you know the borders of the England fans what do you think of the game yeah it was okay it was tense I didn't even watch it I but I was tense constantly updating the live tab on Twitter

to find out the penalty stage. Because it did go, it went the full 90 minutes and then had like 15 minutes extra time. No, I had half an hour extra time. And then penalties. Penalties. So that...

It was like a two and a half hour game. Yeah. Which is a lot. And I think for the people who were hyped about it, I think that's, you want your money's worth. And I think that's a tense match. So I think that's good.

I'm sure loads of England fans be like, no, I wanted, if Italy didn't score would have been a better match. but it was tense and that's what you want from a sport you want to be fucking shaking sweating well it was nice that they scored so early on

put the pressure on but that's where they fell apart they'd scored early on and then they couldn't regain that momentum yeah because they scored within the first like three minutes yeah and they you cut

to carry that momentum further to the next hour and a half pretty much of game time they just couldn't pull off yeah um I didn't watch the full game so I can't give them a breakdown on tactics but I can say

putting Sancho and I think it was Rushford on to take the penalties when they refresh was not the best idea because they're not in the vibe they haven't been playing Yeah that did seem weird And I think that you know

That didn't pay off Because they both missed their penalties unfortunately Um We actually had a couple comments About this Harry King left one saying Harry cut

Harry, hello Jar, this is one for the barrel, but I wasn't sure where to put it. This year was, this year there was a bit of a subtext to England matches you might not have known about. The boys made a huge effort to promote inclusivity, kneeling before matches in support of BLM and wearing pride sleeve and such. Gareth Southgate even wrote an open letter explaining why the team wouldn't sit back on their anti-racist stance, drawing massive criticism from the papers who said they should stick to football. Obviously football has been associated with nationalism and general ignorance, so this was a massive blow. The best England has done in 55 years with a team promoting respect and understanding. I've heard there was a non-binary fan who was nervous about attending one of

our games, only to be asked what their pronouns were by other fans. Given how much influence football has in this country, it's probably been quite a positive force for change. Hopefully they'll continue to fight the good fight in the World Cup. That kind of warms my heart. Yeah, because that was out of all of it, even though the deflation of when that final penalty was missed and it was like over. We'll say, yeah, everyone did kind of come together for this.

I don't give a shit about football. Yeah, I don't give a single shit about football, but here we are talking about it. Everyone in the country was. I think... There is something symbolic about it. I think everything this person said is, what is it, Harry?

everything Harry said is on point there but I don't think I think it's right that we lost you reckon because although all this stuff that's great the response we talked about this last episode how England fans are the worst the response to us losing

highlighting all these people being just unbelievably racist towards black are black players yeah yeah who who is a great person

he's like stood for some seriously good shit yeah washford he's you know he's been absolutely hammered in the papers last year because he's been driving to give you know fucking kids in poverty free school meals which is huge I don't know who would ever like argue against that

but obviously the fucking government have typical shit and you know like there's like Tyrone Mings he's a chipping him he's from chipping him and you know he was obviously been supporting this whole long

spreading the message of you know stop racism and you know kneeling and whatnot and then pretty Patel was like stop playing politics and then is trying to denounce the racism now but they're the reason why the fans are like this because they were trying to get rid of that message

that was actually these players were promoting but as good as that is it's still I don't know how to say this what do you think some more powerful message that people will remember

the fact that the fans were racist at the end of the match that's a stronger meaning yeah that's what I'm gonna remember because what it does is it proves all of the players who have been campaigning for this white again

it's a stronger message because they're saying you need to stop this in football you need to stop it then you've got all of this racist abuse on Twitter because we lost it proves their point

and it makes their point stronger you know what I said a few episodes ago that I don't like football because there's no storyline and shit like it's not a thought out thing they've gone and done it

they made a great story out of this one like I said we were correct to lose we shouldn't have won because of all the shit James just said like it makes it just highlights exactly what these players

are campaigning for you know like they like I saw comment as well saying how you know these players are like they're the the idols for young kids now and that's completely true these these football players are generally doing so much for the community and they are they're what these kids need you know kids in poverty you know they're having these idols that are trying to get them giving them food and whatnot it's like young people need that it's so much more wholesome um to have an idol like that as opposed to David Beckham all I remember him being was just a hot guy with nice cards so you're saying they're better role models now so I'm getting confused yeah they are incredible saying

that the response is a more powerful message in terms of the negative response no from the match you're saying the positivity from the negativity is more powerful than just went

the negativity and the well the positivity is highlighting the negativity that them kneeling and shit for Black Lives Matter so the players being the good guys football hooligans being the bad guys one stands for not racism

one stands for racism and I think the role models the people that actually are being paid attention to are good role models I guess where I get confused is just like Twitter and like Twitter's not like reality

you know what I mean like getting lost in online responses to things it doesn't always line up with what people actually believe or behave it's like a lot of this this racist abuse has become it's on Twitter because these fans have no

else to put it but would they be saying it actually yeah they probably would use their real names and they're getting Caught up. Yeah, I don't know. Social media is just bad for anything like this. Yeah, yeah.

Because, no, all of these players are doing, they're still going to be doing this outside the game even after this. They're still being the great role models they are. So even if they win or lose, they're still being great role models. And what's happened is by us losing, they've made their point stronger.

So it's made them better. And it could only lead to more improvements. because by us winning it's like if we won all of these fucking white wing people have been like oh politics shouldn't be in football

they were just going to use the win to promote a political agenda anyway the British nationalism so if we win it would only make the country more nationalistic by us losing it's like oh look what the nationalist English fans are doing being racist

that's more powerful that's going to cause more of a change I guess it was what I was saying last time whereas I just I don't trust the way like this shit is reported on in terms of there's so many fucking people of football fans that surely like

there can't be like more horrible bigots in there than just like people living their lives just enjoying the games no no the the people who normally are you know the the purely nationalistic or hardcore English fans they're normally like ultras they're normally the most dedicated ones they are a minority

but there should be no fucking racism in fucking football these fucking people should not be allowed to watch any fucking matches at all they're going to have that behaviour they should not be allowed in the fucking stadiums they shouldn't be allowed to go fight people after the fucking matches

and that's where the game needs to fucking change I think that's what they're campaigning for and racism is a big part of that I was talking to a guy who was telling me back in the 70s and 80s Football hooliganism just skyrocketed Yeah

People would How come Fuck knows People would travel from city to city in the UK Not for the game but for the fight Yeah They'd go there for the fight that would break out inevitably afterwards So ever since then

Football has had to be Taking these steps to reduce Football hooliganism It's just so insane to me because I'm like so removed from it trying to wrap my head around that kind of thing is just so crazy to me

but like the whole the agenda to stop waste men is in football has been going on for a while but I think you need something like this for the big because at the end of day

players can advocate for it as much as they can you know fans can but the only people who can change it are the people in power the rich people pretty much you know the club leaders the CEOs of the clubs and whatnot

the league it takes them to make the change and it's an event like this that can do that and I think if we can get rid of all fucking racist fans out of football and whatnot it makes it better it make the sport better

and make the community better that's not really a possible thing though no I don't think you can just remove racist fans you know but it's a case of if they're found doing inappropriate things being racist making, you know, these remarks in the stadiums, they get kicked out, and then they catched, like,

the fans that were laser pointing the goal and stuff. I didn't see anything about anyone being caught. I don't think they did, and I don't think they ever will. I could be wrong, but it's like that's such a hard thing. You just thought there'd be, like, cameras everywhere recording every square inch of it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'd assume. But actually tracking them down in a mix of thousands of people. Thousands of thousands.

But, yeah, Hoologunum is. Football, just fucking Huluans. Yeah, Ultras. We're so bad for it. Like, in Scotland, it's the two biggest clubs, Rangers and Celtic. There was, like, that tied into, like,

Protestantism. And that, like, that as well. We were so bad for it. There's been movies about it. There's, like, there was gangs affiliated with it. And you talk to people in Europe, and you talk about, like, ultras is, yeah, England was the worst for it.

Like, I'm a, where I've, the most insane thing that's ever happened to me with one of these altars. So when I was in Portland, obviously I support Benfica. And in Portugal, the north of the country is like a Porto. They support the big team, Porto. The south is Benfica and Lisbon sporting. And if you're a Benfica fan in the north,

let's just say you don't walk in Porto for Benfica jersey on. Yeah, yeah. I did. So in this time, shit staring. I was walking down to shopping centre. the official Porto

cycling team rode past they all fucking stared at me like from across the street they all looked at me because I was in bright red and it was obviously

Benfica because if you see red in Porto it's probably Venfika you don't do that but they all fucking stared at me and it was like I found it funny because it's like

I'm causing them to be pissed so it was really funny to me so I got into a subway then this Portuguese Benfica fan touch me and started talking to me about how I'm like

so I've got so so much courage to wear the weds yeah and he was like a huge manfica fan it was really like cool so then i sat down and then someone came in and i was just sitting there packed train and then i noticed that he had the the badge the emblem of the fc porto ultras the violent like hardline to porters and i was just like oh oh fuck and then i noticed there's more of them and it's like in that situation i would have got beating the fuck they would have fucked me up they would have fucked me up Because in Portugal, the altars, they're fucking altars, you know. They will, you know, throw shit at buses and cause fights between the clubs.

And that was the moment I was like, I might have fucked up. I might be fucked. And it was really fucking dense. Because I love, like, messing with people and trolling and stuff. Obviously, the idea of messing with sports fans is always, like, alluring. But you don't fuck with these guys. Too dangerous. Yeah, yeah.

Just leave it alone. go for the Minecraft fans or something because they will fucking they will punch you and beat you up over football they will do it and they don't really give a shit if they get caught um so yeah I bet I could have got killed in Porto

anything else on footy I'm glad we lost nah no people do get angry at me about it but it's like I'm just being I'm baiting we're gonna win the World Cup no yeah no but that's the thing We got this far in the Euros

We have a very good chance Of getting to the final in the World Cup That would be nice We've got the team We have the team We've got the manager We've got the experience We can do it

And at the end of day If you can either win the Euros Or win the World Cup You're a bit of a Willie If you want to win the Euros over the World Cup Because that's Europe versus the world What if it gets to the finals Of the World Cup

And it's Italy v England Can you imagine awesome make the story even more of that would make the rematch no that's like rocky too yes the revenge plot you're gonna fucking get them back if that doesn't happen now I'm gonna be upset

there we're all in we're into football now yeah we got to watch the we have to watch the Italy games watching this games we've had like two football episodes I never thought it would ever ever ever happen but here we are

yeah we're gonna talk about the NFL next week No, even what you mean, Space Jam, too. Have you seen it's been, it's fucking shit. Goon Squad? It's shit. What are the reviews out? From what I've seen, like, 1 out of 5. It doesn't look very good.

Great. Anything else before we, uh, hop into the second? I hope the football fans don't get upset at us. Goon on! My arms hurt. Jamie, why have you been hitting me? Ow! It's like our relationship.

No, I love you. Yeah, but you hurt me all the time. I never hurt. You hurt me. It was even on this cast. You can see you're, you abusing me. Yeah, but that's on screen. Off screen.

So off-screen, I'm the abusive one. Is it? Alrighty, partner. Me already. Me have shirts for sale. Send the description below. second half of the jar cast where we answer quadet my brain is off today man I got mass effect on the brain

no you've got chaos energy on the brain yeah I got chaos energy on the brain just like you can find over at r slash fnaf or jar media where there's a suggestion thread where you can ask us whatever you like just like volt tech a you did who's gonna get us going why do people think ugboots are a feminine thing in the UK here in Australia it's not a gendered thing at all

they're just more advanced slippers comfortize your feet How the hell are people wearing Uggboots in Australia? Yeah It's like the hottest Because they come here And it's like 20 degrees

And they're like This shit's freezing I'm so cold I'm making new slippers It's like if you have had those adverts For for the Udi Yeah The what

That's that's fucking Oudy Oudy like in Doctor Who Like No it's a blanket The really fluffy blanket That you wear It's a hoodie

blanket it. Yeah, called an uddy. No, but... It's like a poncho

but for pussies. But it's from Australia. And every time I see it and I hate those adverts for the record. There are certain adverts like the Domino's one that is so annoying

that it like works. Which one? Domino, ooh-hoo witty! But Udi? Yeah, Udi.

It's just... Like, you won't need your famous that anymore. Like, you're in fucking Australia. I can do yoga in my O'D.D. It's like, fuck off. And all the, um, when they talk,

it's clearly like a voice over. Mm-hmm. Like, they filmed it and then recorded the voice separately and it really fucking grinds the same footage for every like language, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But god damn does it piss me off?

Mm. Well, actually, speaking of things that piss you off, and bad adverts I can't believe we didn't mention this earlier but this is huge news Free Guy has an update we have an update video from Deadpool and Corg

just to let us know Free Guy's coming and it's going to be a good movie Do you see this James Deadpool teaming up with Corg bringing us Free Guy Jim I fucking hate movies, man

What's the fucking point? Fuck you, Ryan Reynolds And fuck you, Tyca Batiti We should have seen it from the fucking get-go We should have seen Tycho Batiti Was gonna fall from grace The second he never had grace Because he was in goddamn Green Lantern

With Ryan Reynolds You son of a bitch Fuck you I trusted Tyker man No, it's like it's been He's been there the whole time In Green Lantern proving that he is shit

it's only now he's not shit he's just over exposed I know I know it's just why did you have to be no but the most pathetic thing of all is that

free guy has is so personality less but they actually have to use Deadpool and Corg from like different franchises to get people interested in fall guys the movie imagine it

imagine the next imagine like in the 80s like aliens is announced and they have like the Terminator reacting with it genuinely is that

like a hellish level no but it's even worse because those 80s characters that used to have like clout and mooning they're in like Fortnite now they're like jokes this is hilarious like the xenomorph is in Fortnite but

the xenomorph in my mind I've like flashed to like Like, you know, when it's like ripping people apart, shredding them, like guts going everywhere, ripping people's heads up. When it's bursting through somebody's chest. When they like impregnate you with the weird sort of creepy guy. A spider jumps on your face and fucks you. Yeah. It doesn't really make me think of like. Yeah.

In that film a pussy jumps on a guy's face and then fucks his mouth with a dick. And lays an egg in his throat and then bursts out of his stomach. That's the wildest shit. Yeah. In Fortnite. With Master Chief and Terminators. I hate, fuck, man, full from grace match. All of these fucking companies have no integrity

that when they sell themselves out a fucking Fortnite. Is the Deadpool been in Fortnite yet? Yes, of course he has. Has Korg been in Fortnite yet? Of course. Has Free Guy been in Fortnite, yeah? Ryan Reynolds is in Fortnite. Yeah.

No, Ryan Reynolds will be in Fortnite. fucking what's his name the footballin from Brazil John Sina Neymar is in fucking Fortnite Chinese John Sina is going to be in Fortnite Fuck It's actually depressing

Dominic Toretto should be in Fortnite He should be in Fortuny I'm surprised he isn't The First and the Furious is the Fortnite of films No no Only the five hours

Oh I'm gonna have to think about this No it is I think like illumination movies maybe are closer you're just being too literal that's stupid yes and no can we um do a quick meme chat

no can we go back I just before you weren't what was the intro to meme chat no I haven't this this comment has started this the comment that started this said that ug boots are like big slippers They're not slippers, they're boots.

It's in the name. But they're slippers, though. People wear them as slippers. They're boots. How can you wear boots as slippers? Yeah, and that's exactly why dinosaurs are bad. Exactly. Fucking precisely.

Jim, do the intro to meme chat. We need to talk about this fucking shit meme. Meem. Meem chats. Meem chat. Meam chat. Meam chat. Meem.

Yeah, cool. We should start, um, what's that really lame thing with that shit film? Anna Kendrick. Oh, oh, like a cappella. Yeah. Boom, boom, smack. What was I talking about for you guys? A meme.

You were talking about a meme, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your take on the, um, it's already dead. It's like old news now, but the, uh, First and Furious family meme. Good, good meme. Yeah, it was a good meme. Good meme template. Really, you think it's good. I've seen a few really fucking good ones.

I think it hit too late. I think that meme should have been a thing like years ago. Because it was already a meme in the movies. It was kind of an unspoken meme. Well, it wasn't even unspoken. Everyone memed about it already. It just wasn't cemented quite yet. Like in words, you know?

I think the memeage was overpowered by, the Paul Walker scene. Oh. I feel like that meme would have hit a long time ago, if not for the Paul Walker... Delayed it. Yeah. That was the meme.

That was the first meme. Yeah, it's sort of like meme time travel. I do like it. I think it's a great meme. I've seen some really good meme. It's extremely versatile. It doesn't feel forced. I mean, every... I was coming from a different angle

because I was I was just seeing groaning ones Mm-hmm Rony As in they were making me groan Like they weren't making me laugh Like really See these memes

When they get really big They become shit when they're clearly being Clearly someone has just Spent two seconds doing it on Photoshop Where it's not clean And it's like obviously just made cheaply. Like there was one I saw

which was like a persona one and it had like the whole card in the background done specifically to Dom with the music and it was a video that was a good one because it worked in the whole fucking... It worked but when you see these shit ones where it's the pictures don't even line up

they've just put Dom's faces over someone else's and that's shit I don't find them funny like you've got to put this is what I've been fucking saying the fucking YouTube poop era from like 10 years ago that was fucking funny because it had effort probably more than 10 years ago I still say

Revenge of the Mad Madman is The best YouTube poop Not only the best YouTube poop But I think Up there in the upper echelon Of YouTube videos Yeah Yeah Revenge of the Mad Madman

It holds a special place for sure I have no idea what that is Butterfingers Pope Francis official Left One for us when Jara inevitably goon themselves to the grave What will your epic final words be? It depends on my mood on the day

If I was feeling extra edgy I'd just look at Jim and go See you on the far side Okay My one will be looking at you James and I'll go We are leaving It would just be

Godcroat That's all it would be Not the old Gopher Gap No, that's cringe That's the one you just said Yeah, that's what cringes out No, but they work

See you Star-side It would be the The numbers, Mason The numbers Mason Mine would be Um Aaron, take this key In three

Oh God In three seasons you'll get the pay-off. Then there's no pay-off. Brian Dessian says, can we get a tier list of all the games that give James headaches? How's it tiered? Is it in most headache-inducing?

Yeah, destiny. Destiny won. I knew he was going to say that. The whole fucking, the UI, the music, the whole design of that game. It's designed around like being unintrusive and relaxing and calming and calming and, That's what... And James's headache.

Yeah. I can't... Like, we played it. There was a time where... You bought it on the Microsoft stores, and because I had your account on my console, I'd have all your games. So I'd play it.

Obviously, I didn't play it often, because it was free fucking player, and obviously I wasn't the Destiny player. But the times I did do it for, like, the strikes and... The raid we did a couple times. The raid. I'd sit there, and I'd just be like, fucking guys, I've got...

No, that that game is cursed. I can never fucking play that game. It's just so confusing to me because I associate like head pains and eye pains with flashing light, like flash, bad art directions or something that's where like clashing. Whereas destiny's like, like, beautiful in terms of like how it looks and the UI and everything. It's one of the best things about it to me. I think I didn't get headaches early on, but I think the repetitive nature. and the boredom of that game is what slowly caused it.

It was like a trigger in my brain. It was like, oh, you're playing destiny. Headaches. Yeah, it was like, stop doing this. You're throwing time into a void, a vacuum. It was hurting me to make me realize what I was doing. My brain wanted me to do better. Well, there's another game which I have complained about headaches for.

Loads. No, you can have to lift something because I've forgotten. I've forgotten the headache games. Well, it's normally something you say after a game's been on for a while. Thought dot, dot, it's going to give me headaches. Paul out 76? No, that's not a headache. See, that is what is insane to me.

Destiny gives you headaches, but 76 doesn't. No, because, no, I get, no, 76 gives me headaches because it's so fucking funny. You're laughing too much that you get a headache. It's seven, it's... Big chunky update came out the other day. Yeah, the private have still won. Might have to do a cheeky, uh, something. See, in reply to that question,

someone needs to remind me of the games I've said on the cast that give me headaches, because I can't think of any besides destiny. You got the big one. Uh, leg 27 left the question. Question for James, speaking of. What are the top three cars from the first and the Furious franchise? And for the other two, can you remember the name of the three, the names of three characters from the franchise?

Dominic Tureto Yes John Sina He's not in it yet He's in it Yeah but we haven't seen it Okay yeah Fuck

Kanye Ludacris Oh my god The fuck are their character's names So you've got Dominic Tretto This is Tyrese and Ludacris What's Paul Walker's name Brian O'Connor

there you go then you've obviously got letty Touretto obviously who the fuck is Letty Terretti the one who dies but comes back what's the guy from Tokyo Drift Court hand I don't know his that's who I was trying to remember but I couldn't even remember him then you have Gazelle what's um what's uh Dominic Toreto's like girlfriend with amnesia letty letty too yeah that's right I couldn't I genuinely I couldn't remember anyone Then you've got Loman. Wait, what's the Rock's character's name?

John Smith. John is actually... What is his name? What actually is his name in those movies? James, what is his name? We've seen like five movies with him in. What is his character's name? This is proof that these films are trash.

No, it's proof that they're not playing characters. They're just actors. Yeah. What is his name? What's Jason Statham's name? Hobbs and Shores and Shores. Martin Shaw Luke

Luke His name's Luke Deccard Shore Deccard Shore Deccard sure Deccard is obviously Jason Yes

And then Luke Hobbs is The rock Deccad is a sick name That is a fucking sick name What do you think the name What Pritchard? You just upset all the Pritchard's listening

I've done to I've never heard that before No I only say this because Adam Jensen from Deus X his like sidekick in that game is Pritchard the hacker But when I say Pritchard

It sounds like the lamest fucking name It sounds like such a shit name It might be his last name, I don't know But when that guy says Pritchard Holy shit It works Yeah, it's just awesome Oh no my favorite

My favorite her fast-of-eer's character name is Twinkie Who's that? The fastest guy from Fasten Furious What's the guy With the Ludacris No The one that's paying off

His kids Roman Pierce Yeah, Roman Pierce Yeah, Roman Pearce And then obviously Ludacus is Tej Tej That's right

That's right What was Wonder Woman's character's name? That is Gazelle Yeshir Okay Okay But the actual question

is about cars. It's Hans RX7, Dom's RX7, then Brian O'Connor's Blue R34 GTR. What's an RX7? It's just the fucking sickest car in the world. Yeah, but what is it?

It's a sports car. Wait, so, what about the one I got you? That's a charger. The Dodge Charger. Oh, what? So you hate those chargers? No, it's a sick car. but it's American and it's big and you wouldn't be able to drive it, you know. That's a car if you want to drive through Swindon and be annoying.

The Arc 7's like if you want to be cool. But then they have the much saying that's got an RB26 in. Every car from the Fast and Furious basically, they're all really cool. We have one here from a Coltrain 16 who says When critically appraising slash reviewing games that have DLC, how do you factor that aspect in? your overall thoughts on those games? For instance, do you consider the base game

to always be a separate work from its DLC and rate them each independently, or would you consider updating your rating for a game based on the quality of its DLC? Personally, I think it should be taken on a case-by-case basis because I can understand the reasoning with both methods. See, this...

I think it depends on the period where you were viewing the game. Because let's say... The only example I can think of, good is you know when you can buy a game collection where it has all the DLC so your first experience is when you have all the DLC it's a complete package so reviewing the game with its DLC in that situation I feel is correct I don't think you're wrong for doing that and saying that my first experience of New Vegas was this I had all the DLC I like that game as

much as I do because of the DLC I think you have a worse experience by only playing the base game and I'd say I would criticize the game because I you would have a different experience playing the game as if you didn't have the DLC and I say the game is worse because of that an interesting example I would

give would be like because MassFet 2 is on my mind MassFet 2 on 360 compared to the Mass Effect remastered trilogy whatever it's called Legendary Edition where it was like an optional on originally or the DLC

whereas now it's when you're buying the disc it's all there it's not blocked off in any way every single person who's buying that is getting that DLC baked in it's part of the conversation then it's part of the game, it's part of the content of it at that point I'd argue it's not DLC

yeah to that game it's not DLC to Mass Effect 2 like original the DLC is DLC but MassFet Legendary D.L.C. Even though it's the same game. Yeah. It's not DLC anymore.

I think a review if it's just, let's say you buy, even if you buy on sale a package with Dark Souls 3, both DLC perks, if you're going to review Dark Source 3, DLC doesn't matter.

Still DLC, still cost more money to get that. And then I think you should review DLCs separately. If it's a thing you have to pay for if it's a thing you can pay for on its own

then I think you should review that separate from the game itself. But here's the thing if I was just reviewing New Vegas and I was reviewing New Vegas in the DLCs, the New Vegas of the DLCs, which I would have all

got on the same disc, it would all be on the disc. They're two completely different scores. New Vegas is a 6, New Vegas of DLCs is an 8 and 9. What about of like Witcher 3, where everyone talks about blood and wine being so good that it actually improves the whole thing? I've never finished it. I think those two DLCs, you would view them separately,

because there's so much content there. They are completely different experiences. There's, you know, the whole narrative. The thing is, from my experience, I would argue that the smaller DLC is better. Hearts of Stone. Heart's a stone. Incredible. It's one of the best, like, storylines.

from anything I've ever played. Really fucking good. Like straight up, no hyperbole. In terms of storytelling and... Better than the base game. Yeah, it's just like a... It's... It's...

A six-hour story. It's a very well-wounded, complete... Yeah. And it's... It takes you on a journey. It's genuinely, it's just like... That's really... It's the kind of shit that made me think

there's no way CD Project... I can fuck up when I pre-ordered cyberpunk. But then with blood and wine, it's like this whole new area you can explore. It's new. It's almost like so much

that it makes me less interested. It's less some concise. It's what I would it's the same way I would view like New Vegas DLC. They're DLCs for different things. Hearts of Stone is a story. It's narrative. You want that story. You play that DLC.

heart's um blood and wine that's like if you just want to explore take in the world because that whole dLC is really really fucking beautiful and it's weird they've got really interesting stuff going on and you would play those different different dLCs for different reasons you're going to review them differently in what they they they're their their vibe is whatever this question is fascinating to me in how it applies to a game like destiny because i this is something i've been struggling with with for the last year where as ever since they adapted to that seasonal model, unless you're literally talking about the game every week,

it's like fucking impossible to summarize anything about that game because the story is different every month. Like, I started writing the video and the whole angle was like, remember the drama about them taking a bunch of content away? And in the time I was writing the video, they cancelled it and changed that, so that whole section was like irrelevant now. And it's like that every fucking month with that game.

They're like changing it constantly. yeah yeah i think that's a huge strike against destiny it's i can i can never get into that game if it came out on game pass tomorrow which i'm a subscriber of i wouldn't download it well i'm getting i'm getting the itch now not even because i want to but because every single person who like on podcasts and i've seen talking about it they're saying the story's good now but i don't believe them no and i want to know for myself no it's it's It's the thing. They've been fucking

drip-starved. They've been fucking malnourished of content and actually a good game for so long that the bare minimum is so good. It's so good.

It's so good now. Yeah, because I'm not concerned about the mechanics side. I'm specifically talking about the storytelling bit. Right? It's not hard to be

better than none. Yeah, that's what I want to figure out. That's what I want to know. I would be very interested on your take, because everyone that talks about it, everyone that I see talking about it just says it's good.

But everyone said that about the story of the last expansion and the last expansion and awful story. Everyone was saying that about base Destiny 2 with the campaign and stuff. No, but then a year later everyone turned on it. Yeah. It's just the boy cried wolf.

They've said this so fucking much. Nobody fucking believes them at all. Yeah, it's bullshit because I remember I bought that game based on how positive the response was from so many people online and I... To two for now?

Yeah, yeah, for two. And then I completed the story and was like, really? And it basically just gave the game up there and that. All the people were cheering was the fact that it had a campaign. Yeah, a fucking awful campaign. Yeah, but it was the contrast of

oh, this thing that we expected to be there the first time is now here. So now that the fact that it's here it's like a good contrast which means the value is there even though like it's like the worst like if you're comparing it to old bungee it's like so bad

compare the Destiny 2 campaign to Halo 1 I would say even their worst Halo games yeah to Halo 2 Halo 2 is not their worst Halo 2 Halo reaches in terms of campaign I think Halo

Halo ODST is the worst. No. Because it's the most similar to Destiny. I disagree. The Open World Shit sucks in Halo ODST. It sucks, but it has a good soundtrack. It does have an incredible soundtrack. The level design is better as well than in Destiny.

The sandbox is better. Well, the actual missions are decent in ODST, but Halo 3 is better in every way, and it feels the same. So why would I play Halo ODST over Halo 3? And the Open World shit is trash, and ODS2 sucks. It's really fucking boring. It's like a destiny. Yeah.

The whole thing with that game, though, ODST, they just didn't go far enough. They don't, I don't feel like... No, because they had their contract they wanted to get through, and that was a good way of them not having to... No, it... This is something I stand heavily on Angry Joe's side on. And on the ODST thing.

Yeah, he called it, um... Halo 3 O.P. D.L. Overpriced DLC. Yeah. Which I thought it's spot on because ODST sucks. I don't think ODST sucks. It doesn't suck. No, if the game is trying to make you feel like an ODST, like a soldier, it fails unbelievably.

Well, catch us, catch the upcoming video. Is Halo 3 ODST is bad, as they say? it's not, now's not the time for that conversation I guess but if we do disagree on that. I know, I think that game's fucking peaceful. I love that. I'd be interested to talk to you guys on that. Let's do a penultimate one here then

from a round one-15. Hi, Jar Jar Ladd, Minga from New Zealand here and I've got a question for you. What are some otherwise fun and rewarding games that are completely ruined by poor writing slash story? My example would be Borderlands 3. The guns are wild and fun and the gameplay loops scratches

my itch, but the awful writing delivers some of the most obnoxious voice acting ever, makes some levels a complete nightmare, despite the game itself being of quite high quality. I totally agree with that. Yeah, I'd probably spot on. I'd never experienced it to the level of Borderlands 3. It's the

same problem for me as Destiny, if I don't care about what I'm doing. You're not going to do it. Exactly. And we've never fucking finished it, and we never will. Yeah, we played for six hours or so. You finished Borderlands 2, though? No, but here's a thing like, I would say the same about borderlands too because the fucking dialogue in that game is unfucking

bearable a lot of it is awful but it's it's better yeah yeah that character genuinely carries the whole game and he's not even like that's even that's why that telltale thing worked as well is because they brought him back yeah yeah yeah and they had to do the same for the pre-sequel it's the only reason i ever finished that game but he's actually he's got something going on no one in borderlands does apart from him that that is

the standout example to me what was the exact question it's the major like I've never gone that far where it's like I've actually got to turn off the voice acting right now because this is yeah this is on a level where like I like cringe shit

but dude I actually can't believe they're putting this in a in a game yeah gearbox is like humor and stuff not for me definitely not for me um like just off-puttingly annoying

yeah yeah yeah there's nothing there's nothing that's got me like borderlands three I didn't finish two either but it wasn't it didn't it didn't strike me like three did yeah I don't know if I'd be able to get through to

no it's two we had a great time of it at the time yeah yeah now Because I've always found that weird Because it's one of those games Where I feel like I should be like totally addicted to Boardlands 2 and 3

Or I should have been Like that gameplay loop And upgrades and everything And building Yeah that that is totally what I got addicted to As opposed to Like that is an addictive thing Story or whatever

But if it yeah If it is so off-putting You're not even willing to engage in that Mm Mm two came at the perfect time and Gearbox just fucked up. It was a peak of that kind of humor too.

Gearbox fucked up in not making a sequel sooner. I was already getting three arrives. And three does not feel like enough of a like a step up. Yeah, an improvement from two. It kind of just feels like

two. It's just tighter two, but I don't want tighter two. I want three. And I want you to not be awful writers and not funny that whole that whole fucking it's the city one when you're driving in the sewers and shit

with the fucking that's so fucking shit they were like Twitch streamer characters or something yeah they were the villains were they the main villains oh my god yeah oh dude really they were like Twitch streamer siblings or something yeah yeah what do what do like what does our gaming

think of the story but what's the agreement I don't think anyone likes the story. Really? It's too cringe even for Reddit. Can you imagine? Because two, I felt like it was more

you know, like people like it, they like the humor of it. People were actually talking about that. You could sort of look over the humor and like kind of accept the world. It's like internally consistent. But then when you just make the villains streamers,

it's like really really really fucking bad yeah they're just blowing the lines between like real life and the game

the game's world and just makes it lame as fuck I don't believe because yeah they're on like an alien planet but they're like yeah yeah there's Twitch streamers

in the world where there's like it's like trying to be Mad Max and cyberpunk yeah what would Borderlands be if Mad Max didn't exist

what would it even look like Destiny Because even that Didn't they steal the whole SEL shading thing as well from like a Yeah they did Because when they first revealed the game It just had like normal

Unselfishated graphics of Like their character models and shit And everyone was like Damn this shit looks bad And then they They just slapped like a cell shaded thing on the filter on the top and everyone was like

whoa this looks fucking really cool Can we just say I think Broadlands is a fucking atrocious franchise and I don't know why the fuck it's getting a movie the first one's unfucking playable the second one's fucking passable the third one's bullshit

why the fuck is it getting a movie Gearbox are one of my least favorite game studios they I think they're objectively the worst how can anyone get away of releasing Duke

Newcomb, Alien Isolation Borderlands 3 Borderlands 1 Holy shit You've never played Jim gave up on it Jim we bought all the fucking DioC we were going to go through it

After this was after we finished And played Borderlands 2 And Jamie was six times You were just like I'm not fucking doing this Borderlands 1 though At least that's That was like their success

Whereas aliens and Duke Newcomb Yeah there's no excuse They just took these these games that have been in development hell and just, like, stitched it together with some... They fucked up Halo 1 PC as well. Yeah. And they...

It's only just recently started being fixed that. You know, um, Gearbox, one of their earliest projects was D.L.C. Or like, an add-on to Half-Life 1. Mm-hmm. And then I... There's some, like, drama behind it, because... The head guy of Gearbox, what's his name?

Randy Pitchford. Randy, yeah. Yeah, Randy. He's, like, really bitter because Valve Flight didn't want them. Randy Pitchford's bitter. Yeah, they definitely didn't dodge a bullet with that one at all, did they? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's dodgers as well, oh, Randy.

I don't... Let's run with the Randy's. Yeah, I saw a couple clips from him on set of the Borderlands movie. Oh, you did see it. Dude. Let's go find Kevin. Yeah. Yeah, and Kevin Hart just does not want to be...

No one wants to be there. Yeah. Yeah, he's like feigning this enthusiasm. Kevin Hart's in the bat. But he's treating it like it's his baby as if he's like the J.R.R. Tulkie into this like borderland. This fucking masterpiece that's coming together that everyone's been begging for.

Yeah, but what will be worse? Free guy of... The Boulin's movie. Frigo will be worse. Yeah. No. No, I disagree. One of them has Kate Blanchett, right?

And Jack Black. And Jack Black. And Kevin Hart. Two instant, really good performers that are enjoyable to watch no matter what they're in. Yeah, but Jack Black is playing clout track. Yeah, the one thing that could actually... And Kate Blanchard is playing Lilith. I can't wait for the...

trailer dude oh my god we're getting some really fucking good movies I'm telling you we're we're going through an era of like schlock like never before seen yeah it's on a scale I can't keep up with I've been defeated I can't

I used to love this shit like every bad movie like that came out no do you remember when um when the Meg when that was coming out it was like damn I have to see this this is just pure shit and I've got to check it out and now it just every movie, every movie is

pure shit. Yeah, I started watching that Chris Pratt, like Amazon Prime, like the Tomor. The War for Tomorrow or some shit. She's with Miranda from Mass White 2's in it. Fucking J.K. Simmons is in it. Loads of big actors are in. J.K. Simmons is having like a weird resurgence. Ever since he got

ripped. Whiplash. I'm winning that Oscar. It's just been unstoppable, but weird film dude. Like, every movie is now like two and a half hours long has an hour and a half of like action scenes like every other shot

is like animated basically everything is like animated so nothing's like shot I think this is the aftermath of Marvel this is what Marvel's done and after all

my fucking hatred for Marvel has been completely wanted no but that's what is ironic is because I would say movies like Infinity War and some of Marvel movies they actually have some credence behind their story and characters

they do they're not saying they're bad films but I think shitty studios it's the same in the game games industry they just cop they think like oh they're just doing this formula let's do this formula

and then they copy the formula but like don't actually have any heart or soul or passion for it it's just like oh yeah the formula for the product make money oh it turns out art just designed around a formula to make profit they don't see the part where they had like the guy whose idea it was and he's like meticulously planned out yeah yeah someone who has a

fucking vision for this this thing that he's really passionate about there is none of that it's just let's write a script that goes by the formula but i i felt it real hard for hobbs and shore too because that was one i was kind of excited for and though this is a bad fast see this is this is why this is right when you say oh Fast and Furious 9 looks fucking great it's gonna be No but dude Hobbs and Shaw was the anti

movie for us Like when Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Hart is in that movie I do forget When Ryan Reynolds turned up That Yeah

I genuinely cannot like a movie With him in it Yeah I think I'm with you Like it It genuinely takes He's on the same pedestal As The Rock

And Kevin Hart Yeah Yeah They're not actors. They are The Rock and Kevin Hart. Yeah. When they're in a movie. Apart from, I think the Rock and Kevin Hart are better than Ryan Reynolds.

And I mean that. I'd say he's better. You really think so. I think he just fits in that trick. Like, they're just the same. I have more respect for the Rock and Kevin Hart than I do Ryan Reynolds. I probably respect the Rock the most of all of them. I respect Kevin Hart the least.

After that Netflix documentary I watched. in it, man. Yeah. Wine Reynolds is just wine Reynolds, you know? Kevin Hart, a bit of a knob. And the rock, he's just on that grind and I would respect that. Why? You were talking about

how you hate the grind set, like a few episodes. No, not the grind set, the mindset, the mindset. Yeah, I'm just on, I, like. The mindset for the grind set, not the grind set of the mindset. Okay. That clears that. The rock is fucking cute. huge. And I said this.

Compare him to Fast 5 to him now. He was fucking huge then. He's fucking huge. What sort of supplements do you think the rock takes? Seven meals a day? I think it's all just what he eats.

And maybe a few protein bars. Imagine eating seven meals a day. I barely have time. For one. One or two. He's got to be on some sort of medication. He's not human anymore he's too he's he's too big

do you think he pays like a team of like 20 people that just analyze his body constantly and maximize efficiency of like he's going to be the the first to adopt like nanomachines in his body do you think so yeah he's going to be the senator from metal gear rising revenge who will look like the

you know the apex legend they pretend teased the yeah it's like killed by Revenant he's like half a That was such a cool. Yeah, I kept thinking about that the other day. It's just such a sick idea. It is.

And it was also like trick leakers as well. Yeah. Because they had all the information about him and then it was just, yeah, such a cool thing. But yeah, we're jumping around now. Let's end on this one from Casino Productions. Will you guys do more videos about specific videos such as the game theory video or the Shane Dawson Dock?

Well, there will just actual videos. that we do and we have ideas and it's just what like we've got the mass effect one at the moment and it's just what works and be passionate to do at the time like we're not going to be like oh let's do videos on Jeffrey Star no what do you mean don't spoil the next video like if if we are passionate about doing something

we will do a video on it let's just say there's definitely a couple people and videos in the vein of this that yeah there's some passion towards them yeah there's some passion towards them yeah there's some passion towards monkey

we are gonna have to call so much we're prioritising the pissa goes to to the monkey place the pisa longly the longly monkey the longly monkey

the monkey the monkeys are going to steal the longly The business car battery No, but what about if we go In its current state of I'm going to A fuck battery in it And I'm getting out I'm to jump in

It's like, I'm going to fight the monkeys To repair the battery I just get fucking killed They take my body away Monkeys are scary No, those fuckers, they're scary Monkeys are fresh Okay, what would you fight

Out of Five, nah, ten little monkeys or one chimp none of them ten little monkeys really yeah no no I could beat one chimp

then I can beat ten monkeys you could not beat a chimp no but ten monkeys can overpower you easily no these little ones I feel like you stand a better chance against ten of them okay one on an individual basis you're more of a threat

I think my monkey knowledge is not up to scratch because I'm trying to picture what a normal monkey is now like a little monkey like a little normal Like that's... Like the monkeys in the Trilina Ginesavidia? Like in Hangover 2? They're a bit big.

The Hangover 2. They're big. Yeah, you know the monkey from Hangover? No, I don't know the... I'm thinking like, you know the video... That's not a... Isn't... That's a tiny little monkey.

Yeah, but that thing's fucking scary. Yeah, but have you seen a chimpanzee, dude? Dude, chimps... They got the teeth and they got the shredded... They're just like humans that are hunched over with ten times the strength. I'm googling scariest monkey to find... No, you've got to say chimp.

It has to be chumps, because, like, if it was... Chimps sound monkeys. What about baboon or chimp? Oh, Jesus. Fuck. I think I'm just fucked by this. Okay, yeah. Which would be a swift end.

So, what about that? Yeah, that's the one from the Lion King. What are they called? Mandrill. They're the fucking... Apparently, they're the worst. They're the most... Yeah, they're scary as hell.

When they open their mouths, they... Okay, one of them or two chimpanzees. Just, any of them would fuck us up. Yeah, any like chimp thing. No, because the case is, be next to a lion or be next to a monkey. I'm picking the fucking lion. I'm not fucking monkeys. Monkey?

Monkey or... No, a lion beat monkey. Jesus Christ. No, but lion isn't going to cause issue with you. You just got... Lion is going to cause issue with you. What are you talking about? What do you mean?

I mean, monkeys. No, the thing is, I feel like a monkey, like cats are designed to torture. It's what they do. Yeah, yeah. They actually find enjoyment. Exactly, monkey. Dude, I bet you there are some chimps that like to torture. I need to look at what a monkey is.

I fucking forgot monkey. Hangover to. Yeah, search hangover to monkey. You know what a fucking monkey looks like, dude? You know exactly what a monkey looks like. Well, one of those fuckers Yeah, that kind of guy Yeah, yeah, ten of them

Yeah, or a chimp A little hangover two months Google chimp No, he's really searched chimp No, he searched Um, scariest monkey Yeah, and that's a mandrel Now search a chimp

Um, no chimp's a fucking Baby chimp Chimps are really cute Nah, but look at them Adult chimp No, adult chimps are just void, They're void rage They're just primitive void rage humans.

No, because they're muscular as fuck. They will fuck you up. But they're kind of cute. Nah, we're done here, guys. Okay, what about a gorilla or chimpanzee? Chimpanzee? No, a gorilla. Yeah, I feel like you can negotiate with a gorilla.

If you just cower in front of it, I feel like there's more of a chance that will leave you alone. No, because if you can't in front of it, it's going to kill you. Because you are prey at that point. No, as long as you don't look at me in the eyes. They just eat, like, pizza and stuff. They don't eat people. They don't, do they hunt humans?

I didn't mean to say humans, but I'm going to roll with it. Yeah, they hunt humans. It's a real problem. Do they hunt, like, living, things. I thought they just ate bugs and bugs. Yeah, they eat grass and bugs. Bananas. Fruit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I feel, yeah, you can negotiate with a with a... Yeah, but chimpanzees don't hunt humans. No, but they're wild. They're vicious beings.

So are guerrillas. No, they're not. No, you can watch YouTube videos of people that like they go to guerrilla. Okay, so they're back. A silverback gorilla, okay? No, they're chill as fuck. Where silverbacks are, but they're like, there are certain rules,

like, don't look it in the fucking eyes, don't look in the eyes. No, but you've got to look it in the eyes to assert your dominance. That's how you win. No, that's why you don't look it in the eyes, and it's like, oh, what, you want, you're starting on me, fine. You're actually starting, fam, and they charge at you, and that's it. You come to my end, I'm in the fucking point, man. They fucking just destroy you.

Yeah, but surely if you look in the eyes with chimpanzees, it does the same. Well, yeah, you just don't look in the eyes of apes or monkeys. You just walk around like that. Can't see? Well, yeah, how would they react to a blindfolded guy? Like, wandering the forest, the jungle? We've got to take a blind guy to the forest, I guess, and just find out.

Well, we just used to go to the monkey enclosure, and just one of us has to get out on and walk. We get kicked out from Longleap. Who do you think would have, who do you think in the, this science experiment would do better. You take two guys, you blindfold them each. You send one into like a gorilla enclosure and one into the chimp enclosure. No, the chimp guy's dead.

The chimp guy's dead. The chimp guy's dead. The gorillas, I reckon... They help him. Yeah, they like guide him to the exit. The chimps, they, in soon as soon as they see the human blindfolded, they know that they're the advantage. They're just going to go in. Yeah, the chimps are just going to take that guy.

down. They start by hurling shit. Those are they chimps howling shit of that old lady? I feel like

that's more of a monkey thing. They look chimps do it as well don't they? Really? Why? What's the purpose

of throwing shit? It's funny. It's funny. They love shit like that. They love shit like that. Honestly, if I went to one of these monkey places

and one of them through shitters I would just fucking die. I just scream laugh. What if it was in your car? No, no, I'm talking like in... No, when I was walking where they could actually get me and I saw

someone get plopped. What if you get plopped? I would fucking laugh. The thing is that you like see them as well and they're loving it. They're laughing their asses. No, because you watch YouTube videos of it and they've got like a whole strategy of like poo fling and it's like really

quick, so quick that like it's too late it's already over. By the time they flung it that you're already snagged you know yeah if they fling it you're done you're done too late yeah it's like the beast titan james oh my fuck sake monkeys know they know when they cause

humans like inconvenience when they're whipping off that you're fucking like windscreen life is they're fucking yeah they gotta be doing that shit like they grab like women's handbags and shit it's like why would it target a handbag why not take like a hat

because it's shiny and colourful full and luring. Yeah. And whenever they steal one, they find goodies inside. Oh, goodies. Ooh, protein bars. Oh, a tampon. No, because you see these videos in, like,

it's some part of Asia where they're on these stairs over this cliff and this monkey just grabs a fucking nose off. There is something special about that, they're temple monkeys. Yeah, I want to hang out. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? The temple monkeys, it just fits. Yeah. Temples and monkeys and monkeys.

just makes sense it just goes together what's the what's the monkey with the plate well orangutan yeah that's an ape an ape yeah

the the best ape aren't they really gentle yeah are they I get the the like the orangutania jerseys yeah I feel like they are capable

though you know yeah of course why would you ever mess with them yeah true you just know they're I'm surprised

there aren't like religions based around orangutans they're so mystical and they are mystical and they look intelligent they look so smart you look into their eyes and there's like shit going on what's the best thing about those

those like modern planet of the eight's movies like a rangatang smart one yeah that's like sign language that's it yeah if I had a religion an orangutan would like be the god

Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting real jungle run sort of, um... Jungle run. Damn. Is that our cult? Like, the jungle run. Jungle run was a cult. You just got like a phone from 2010, the jungle run on it on it?

No, I mean, like the jar cult is our religion of the cult, the orangutan. The orangutan? Yeah. We buy an orangutan. Live on a farm and it just controls. I want us to start a cult and, like. They just have one weird guy, Turner. He's just always there.

Him and the orangutan is all we got. I don't know how we'd get the orangutangut, though. Longleet should show. That's why we go to Longleut. We still there, Wangatang. Yeah, just sneak. I'm sure. I can the door to a pisa and just let it sit in.

I reckon, yeah, you break, you drive the pisser into an orangutan enclosure, open the door. It would just come and sit in the side seat. gave to McDonald's drive-thru place a fucking an order in sign language stuffing at the the traffic light

with a police car to the left this is like an orangutan just drilling in the sea and then pull you over the fuck is going on here

because it's been the pisser as well it's like the tiny car yeah the like a blue pistol contrasting orange orangutang and the side of the back

what a perfect name though for a creature I think it's one of the best orangutan orangutan it's one of the best names for an animal yeah what about gorilla though that's good as fuck gorilla's amazing but it's no orangutang what about chimpanzee yeah that's psycho energy

apes have some good ones man yeah they do I even think human is quite a good that has boring human's boring human's not human humanity yeah we lack

human human being human chimpanzee human orangutan human orangutan yeah orangutans they win

yeah they win well what's the actual like Latin Owangu tangu I don't in my phone so I can't find out what

Latin for Just search orangutan and go on Wikipedia. Maybe I should search this. I don't have my phone in me. Go on Wikipedia. Normally they have the Latin, like right there. It should be at the top, right? Yeah, it's there.

Early, what? No, that's the term. No, this. No, it's there Pongo Puygo meas. Pongo Pago meus. Pongo pygomaeus I think it's pronounced Pongo pigmaeus

Pygomaeus Pongo pigmaeus Pongo And they are mystical Um They live up to 45 years Really When orangutan medicine

Improves I think There's so few of them There's only 55,000 of the poor bugs No. You see, I don't want orangutans to die up. See? You ought to take care of them.

But, no, but chimpanzees are called pan troglodytes. Troglodytes? Yeah, pan troglodytes. They are pongo pigmaeus. Yeah, pongo pigmaeus. I wasn't joking. Pan trogladites. Pan trogladites.

It was the emphasis you put on. I thought that's what you were. Damn Pongo pig mayas That's a great character name Yeah it is It's me Pongo pigmae So I see where chimpanzee is

I literally just He just said Pan Chrogloidites Oh that was chimped Currilla No but Gorilla's Choglerdice gorilla Wait what What?

Chocolatite Chocolatis Coillera Oh that must just be the history of that word then Gorilla why we use it I'm not picking a fucking fight with that Gorillas were always gorillas

They've always been bad motherfuckers man Type species troglodyne What's the What's the origin of the word Troglodyte I was whenever I think of that word I think of like

I thought it was an insult Yeah but I I always conjured, like, you know, in a Pokemon, the, the, the, the, the, like, dinosaurs, not the dinosaurs, the fossil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, totally.

No, but the Bonobo. Oh, those are the sex addict ones. What are they, the sex addict bonobos? They're, like, the chimps that instead of fighting, they just fuck constantly. Oh, they're like the, um, the Yoko owner. Chim. I fucking hate that quote. I could fuck Hitler,

making him awesome. Yeah, I'm a fuck Hitler to least peaceful, mate. Dude, that era was so stupid. Yeah, it was just completely out of control. Yeah.

Yoko Ono talking about fucking Hitler. John Lennon killed, shot to death David Bowie became a fascist Yeah, yeah Yeah How is Iggy Pop alive? This is why we need Twitter We need to keep these people in check

We need to control the celebrities Finally, we're bringing them down I'm not sure Yeah, just remember The moral of this jar cast Is never going to a cage of a chimpanzee That and when you're on Twitter You control everything

And it's real People talk about the lizard men But really we aren't the lizard men all along This car's been Shit, there's been too much chaos energy I quit you know what my favorite quote from the normal episode is question everything

learn nothing oh yeah yeah that shit was fucking fire it's like what people do they constantly like why is it happening fucking job we are just ahead of the fucking game though

We peaked Now we are peaked Now we're pang No we're becoming peak No we're reaching our peak No we've reached our peak Yes we're becoming peak so we've peaked No we've reached our peak

We have reached our peak And then we're peeking Or we peek But I thought peak was like bad Yeah Pete we're going peak man We're going pick No but we're like the stock market You know it goes peaked them pang them peaked and pang

them peak them peng. We are in the peak phase. Those are my bars. Peek them, peng. What was that? There was a good one earlier. Bees, bees with ease. Bees take them down with ease.

I don't know. Something to do with harnet. Hornets? Hornets. What's that other one? Design with an island in mind. Yeah, where did that come from? It was from a cast.

Well, you said it at the beginning of the previous cast. Yeah, because I said it, because I said, I love these modern houses, they have an island. Oh, yeah, they're designed with an island in mine. Yeah, that's it. I love these kitchens. They're designed with an island in mine. It's such a bizarre way to phrase.

I can't even like remember saying it. these. That was it, thousands of bees with ease. We can sell a book, the official jar, wine, book. No, we can write a six song. No, what we do is we turn it into a new language. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like, constantly, got me, yeah. What is designed with an island in mine? Oh, shit. So if you want to really, on the download talk about Jeffrey Epstein. What about thousands of bees with ease? Because the way the cockney wine works is it, you make two words together that wine with the thing they're supposed to mean.

Well, it's too much, I can't. What was the stairs one? Apple and pears. I'm going to. Going Up the Stairs, aka Apple and Pears. So how would you say it? Apple and Pears? So instead of going, I'm going up the stairs.

Instead of saying, hang on, I'm going upstairs, you'd say, hang on, apple and pears. We'd just say Apple and Pears. Well, you go, Apple and Peas and Peas on. I had a tab of it, and thousands of bees with these. Hold on a minute. Design with an island. Because I went through the list. I went just through a list.

I can't, earlier today. Just going through. create your own ones as well. No, the weirdest fucking one to me was basing of gravy. Baby. What are they saying? Basin of gravy.

Basin of gravy. Oh, what a beautiful basin of gravy. Baby. It's actually insane. Yeah. No, thinking about it, I'm glad the cockney lingoes. Can you find, like, a full couple of sentences of cockney

or something? Well, it's not a language. That's the thing. Yeah. It went so far that it became almost the dialect. Loop the loop is soup. There is like a, there is a rhyme and reason to it. There has to be. There's like a way it fits together, like a puzzle.

But I don't get it. But like whenever you see like these articles, they're just like a single word or phrase. like translated, it's not like in a sentence, like how someone would say it. Apple pip, let's all go down to Brighton for an apple pip. And it means dip? Dip in the sea. Oh. But I don't understand why you can't just say...

But there's no relation to an apple pip and the sea. No, but it rhymes. all it does is right that's it it's just white apple and pip oh dip yeah apple and pip dip

you see that's even more confusing because when dip doesn't necessarily mean like trip to the ocean it means dip dip could mean I want some Doritos with salsa no what about this one

Arthur Conan Doyle means boil so boy mate would you put that kettle on the arthur yeah that's right yeah no it's rhyming with doyle but you're cutting out no yeah yeah that's how it works that's how complex it gets because you make a whole thing like a whole rhyme scheme

but then you use the first word from it cutting out the actual rhyming bit so there is a rule to i can see how you can actually yeah so instead of saying what was it for stares apple and pears you say I'm going up the apple no you wouldn't say that you would no I

refuse to believe people actually speak like this I mean they don't really anymore but they did it's fucked up it's fucked up I know this one James do you know what a Billy Piper is a Doctor Who side kick

it's got to be smelly something no it means windscreen wiper so somebody's and ripped off my billies. Yeah, see? You use the part that doesn't rhyme. That's how it worked. Because I'm pretty sure it was like an underground, like, criminal thing.

Like, coding thing. Yeah. So you'd use the first words. So it was, like, really simple code. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is. That is what it is. It's, like, coding.

Yeah. So in that regard, it's kind of cool. But it's total nonsense. Mm-hmm. We need an expert. We need a cockney on the cast to show us the ways. Someone who's a fan of attack on Titan as well. As good as they say, coming in five weeks time. Beo, be, be, beep.

Just end it. I don't like ending it. I want someone else to end it. Why the fuck are you still here? What are you doing? We literally finished the fucking... We finished... Reddit section... ...half an hour ago. Half an hour ago.

Why are you here? yeah. Do you seriously have nothing better to do, fam? No, if you're... You come into R-Ns. You come into R-Ns. You come into R-Ns. And you just stick around. If you've made it this far, common orangutan. No, fuck up, man.

Pongo Pygmaeus. Yeah, comment Pongo Pygmaus. No, Pantrogloidites. We love you for sticking... Pantrogloidites. We love you for sticking around this long, but Jesus Christ, like... I hope you enjoyed. This was the best section. of any jar cast in recent memory. It was pretty pong.

I'd say pig mass. I'd say pan. Chrogletuck. Oh. No, but thank you for watching this episode of the Jiam Media podcast. We hope you have a lovely rest of the week and we'll catch you next time.

Can we end this episode on James sniffing my stain?