JAR Media Posdact - Tik Tok more like Lik Cok - JARCAST Episode 135

Episode Date: October 25, 2018

Go on Why is there a wet patch there I like how before we started Good afternoon Make sure Oh no I can't say can I Good afternoon evening I

What I don't know what you're referencing The podcast being just in audio They turn it on and you just scream Okay Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night Ladies and gentlemen It's fucking sit up Welcome to the JAR Media podcast

Today you're drawing Why are you enjoying it? Yeah, you're not in the host, see Yeah, fuck off Sit up as well I can't, I'm dead Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the Jarm Media podcast I'm your host For this first half, at least. Jamie, to my immediate right, I have the young man. What's your name? I'm Alex over here. Welcome. Thanks having me on.

No problem. And a special guest, Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos here. No, it's all joking aside. It's Jordan. All-reliable. Formerly known as James. That's right.

X KGB, you know? Okay, um... Right, so we all sit down in our podcast chairs, yeah? Yeah. I love to the sofa. What's the routine? Well, we've entered the show. We've said our names.

Uh, no, it's just... It begins with an M. Is it meme chart? Yeah, we're here. Yeah, we're here. All right, let's give a quick shout out to our favorite memes of the month. week you mean favorite memes of the week yeah that's a bit enough meat it's just uh it was alliterating so welcome to meme chat welcome to meme chat

good afternoon morning evening or night welcome to meme chat i'm your host surely it should have a different intro this this podcast within a podcast good afternoon morning night or evening ladies and gentlemen okay it's pretty good and welcome to meme chat all right james meme of the week don't know any I don't know it should be argue want bounty argue want bounty that's a good meme we're starting insular and then getting Xcular yeah Alex meme of the week argue want those that's what I was gonna say okay okay Jim meme of the week I was argue got those argue want doser that is the meme of the week that's the

Should we give it some context? Which came first? Algui want dosa. Aguant dosa came a long time before Uggy want bounted. No, what? No. Yeah, because Alex and I

went to the Dosa restaurant, which, for the people that don't know what a doser is, which I imagine is all of them, it's like a pancake with a curry in it. Right? Pretty much. They're awesome there. Yeah, they're delicious.

I'm really cheap. And, you tend to latch yourself onto things Dosa was one of them you're permanently latched onto Argy Can you blame me? And so Argy want Dosa

And then we were eating some celebrations The other week We were playing Spider-Man Actually playing Spider-Man And eating celebrations And then you were talking about How much you don't like bounties And I said, Agi want bounty

And it's been stuck in my mind all week Boom And that's how you can create a meme. That's our insularly meme of the week. Yeah, those are our memes that can't go anywhere.

Mm-hmm. Right. Aside from this room. So, let's broaden our horizons. Yeah? And take a look at the... The latest memes that have been flowing through

everyone's social mediums. What's been popping in terms of... Well, meme culture. There's the... inevitable TikTok memes. I haven't seen many of them. How do we feel about TikTok?

TikTok is embarrassing and it has some of the cringiest adverts on YouTube I have ever seen. Not as bad as League of Legends. Oh, nothing can be them though. To those who don't know, TikTok's, I guess, a relatively new app, which is kind of like musically, but what's the difference?

It's screens side by side or something. Yeah, but I don't think you choose who you're with. so it's randomly no I don't know I fuck knows I've never used it but it's like two musically's next to each other yeah and people

but it's not necessarily like just music I don't know if music musically you could also like dub right well they'll do like a sitcom where it's two characters two people that have never met and they're just like argue want dosa

argue want bounty and there's mouth the line to it and I think it's one of the most pointless things because like it exists for people on YouTube to make cringe compilations

basically yeah musically yeah argue on bounty so the so the meme side of it is the meme side is people so one half is the person

taking it really seriously and the other half is someone taking the piss right for example I saw one where this girl was pretending to have a lollipop pulled off of her and she went like that off the screen and the dude bent over so it looked like it was getting into his air

and then she pulls it out and sucks on it. I saw one where someone on the right was being cringy and someone on the left was like pretending to hang themselves and their feet were like dangling, that kind of stuff. The most common one for Norman, me's to do is um like drink hand lotion not bleach

no no like they just get some like nivia and just drink it do they just put it in them out yeah why fuck news like one person will be singing some lame ass pop song and the other one just stands there blank face and then just like puts

lotion in their mouth have a really moisturised tongue I think we should go on too and see what we can pull down. Yeah, we should check it out. We should just film Argy on it. For sure. This episode's sponsored by TikTok.

All right, but I think it kind of sucks. Yeah, I think it's shit. There are a couple of funny ones, but it's quite a repetitive one, I'd say. It's very repetitive, and it's got no longevity. No. And speaking of longevity, what month is it? October. And what happens in October?

Halloween. October Fest. So, what kind of memes are we getting thrown around? Skeletons, calcium. No, I haven't seen any of them. Well, you're fucking blind then. Yeah, James, you can I just say because I haven't seen them. That doesn't mean it's not happening.

Listen, no, no, no, no, that's not correct, because I've got, I get them in the group chat because you and Reuben post them. No, I posted one. You've scroll past the skull of plus 50 calcium and minus 500 hell form. Like that shit. I have no idea what you're all. That's what we've posted and it was awful. Do you like Halloween? Me, no.

I'll tell you why I don't like Halloween. I just don't like this time of the year period, okay? Because I don't know about you guys. I do know about Jim. But my body is not built. My skin, everything about me is not built for winter. I start getting like horrible, like red rashes and stuff. Because my skin's so dry.

It's just a bad time for... Whites. Well, maybe if you drank... Maybe if you drank more calcium, your skin would be healthier. Hmm. So he needs to go out, trickle-treating and get in all that calcium. Well, that chocolate. Just listen, though.

Skeletons, not funny. We did all that spooky, scary skeleton shit. How long ago now? A couple years ago. Yeah. I remember John Trond doing it. Yeah. Like, a decade ago.

Well, there you go. And it's like, this shit ain't funny anymore. You know? Okay. Yeah, I've never really found the skeleton thing that funny, but... To be his or to be her. For him or for her?

Hmm. On the other side of Halloween things, though, I'm going away from skeletons. There's, there was a news article that said, Is our Halloween costume is getting too sexy for kids? Right. Is this a new thing? Yeah, like this year.

Okay. I'm pretty sure. And so there's a bunch of meme pictures of not sexy things. Just like create... One of them is some girl wearing a grue mask and sort of bending over. Okay.

That sort of tear. I feel like that's a given. right with the sexual Halloween costumes oh yeah for men I mean Halloween isn't a very big deal here it's not so it's nothing here yeah

it's not a topic I'm interested in fuck Halloween just pissed off like three people if you actually care about Halloween get a fucking life don't say that Americans are love

Halloween. I mean, to be fair, we're all British and we're not very passionate about anything, apart from... Apart from Dead Redemption, too, which isn't even out yet. I like summer. You can't be passionate about summer, can you? I'm not passionate. If you're that passionate about summer, you wouldn't live in the United Kingdom.

Oh, we! I live here because we're united. Not really. We're pretty split on most things. Yeah, we were almost 50-50 split. Anyway, we'll sell us on a meme agenda. We got two more memes on the meme agenda. Okay, what's been popping.

Right. So this one, you reminded me of just earlier. And it's Skyrim-based memes. Skyrim obviously came out in 2011. What one? So it will be someone saying something to someone else and just like destroying them. Oh, destruction. And it was to have destruction level 100.

I actually saw one today on Facebook. Speech level 100. It was a video of a spider on the floor and son dropped a brick on it and it was destruction leveled up. It's the worst of shit. Well, some of them are genuinely funny. Some of them are good, like that one I showed you, Jim. Yeah.

The YouTube comment where someone said, um... What do they say? Something about chromosomes. Yeah, how many chromosomes do you have? And the other one said more than you. yeah it said self-destruction yeah um for example this one here you aren't gonna believe who is beautiful and then the reply is who is and it says read the first two words which are you aren't

and it says destruction level 100 okay so pretty freaking funny pretty fucking epic just solid love You see, that's the trouble. They vary in quality. Just because it says destruction doesn't make it funny. It's not inherently funny, no. No. The thing, the actual original text messages or whatever it's coming from, that has to be funny for the meme to work.

So then you could just say, why is the Skyrim shit even there? Because reference? There you go. Everyone knows Sky Room, because it's so. prolific oh no fucking kidding fuck skyam as well by the way yeah having recently played skywin it's fucking awful it's not even acceptable for 2011 and speaking of good games we got one last shit mean that I think is dog shit the fallout one excuse me what the fuck it's basically just a reaction image right yeah but the

The funny thing about reaction images is seeing different ones and how perfectly they fit into that one situation. Right. But listen, when you see the same reaction image everywhere over and over again, it's like telling 20 different jokes all with the same punchline. I mean, that's basically what all memes are, but you know how it'd be. Yeah. You know, there is only one meme category to me that withholds its comedic punch every time. And that is any twist on Family Guy. I find Family Guy memes.

Family Guy memes are excellent. They're so funny. They do nothing to me. I don't even smile. That's because I don't think you're as passionately like anti-family guy as I am. Oh, no, no, that. You're not correct. Do you not remember my period of, like, pure disgust that anything Seth MacFarlane ever did?

Like, I would shit talk Seth MacFarlane every single day. You got sick of it and he was like, James, what's wrong with him? He's done a few good things. And I was like, no, he did family guys who doesn't deserve to live. Do you not remember that? When would we say that he's done a good thing? I don't know. I remember it.

Yeah, right. Obviously, you watched Ted 2 and fucking loved it. And was watching the Dosa or whatever that. sci-five shows. What the fuck is that show called? The Spellington. Orville. Orville.

What the fuck was I going to say? I watched TED and that's it. Family guy memes. Family guy memes, they are good. They're not. Because we're finally at a point where everyone is just like, Family Guy fucking blows. Yeah.

It's just made fun of it. No, people still love Family Guy. Yeah, lots of people do love it, but there's also a large amount of people. who you know but you show me one that it was like hey peter look i'm sans from undertail yeah i'm sans lois like a rick and morethy thing as well that was it that's solid that's genius yeah no i think family guy memes can go above and beyond there was a bit of oversatuate saturation during the

that one works to me because that joke is originally so fucking bad that's what's funny about it but I mean some weak memes can out of it the deal with family guy man it's lazy writing alright we've got like five minutes that we haven't accounted for yeah they write an episode we to dance with a live action dude they have a story and then it feels 10 minutes and then they're like shit okay cutaways that's how we can feel

the 15 more minutes so they'll have Peter sit there going for four minutes he does it for so fucking long might be funny if you have blazed out your mind

and Seth MacFarlane thinks he's such a fucking prodigy he thinks he's a genius mastermind when the best thing he's ever done was be a robot for Hellboy 2 Hmm So long and thanks for all the fish Why did you say that

Just maybe think of Seth MacFarlane for some reason Anyway I hate Seth MacFarlane Let's make it very clear Yeah we fucking eat him Okay Moving on from family guys Moving on from family guys

you showed me something earlier that made me go is that a good thing or a bad thing it's a bad thing that is a mega bag thing what was that oh shit is it what I'm thinking of I don't know I can't read your fucking mind

why would you ask me that I know what it is okay you go on then what you're talking about The guy, weee! What? I don't know what James is talking about. He's not talking about anything.

He's just going, wee! No, that video you showed me. The newt goes up and he's like, whee! That's not how about? Right, so Alex put on a... Alex put on a clip from Fallout 76 because media outlets have gone to a trip

to a real fallout vault and got to play Fallout 76. 276 and the game runs like shit and it doesn't look very good and it comes out like a month after Red Dead Tea um um

the clip is the nuke going off I've never seen anything if I can God 4 is a better nuke season no I posted a screenshot of it in the group chat and Ream was like

that looks like Ocarina of time yeah no it genuinely does look like an old game like that but the thing is the surroundings

look fine there's some of them from five years ago I mean it's typical Bethesda shit yeah like it looks fine though for a Bethesda game

but then that that nuke it looks like it's made of Play-Doh it's so strange it's really bad but it's also the most undramatic thing in the world the nuke zone is that big

nothing happens at all this like really roblox kind of habit hotel quality to all these like people standing around in this stupid fucking characters watching this new goal and then during the explosion this dude power arm just fools in front of the screen because it looked like a bug or something yeah he just appears above the player and just falls down into the nuke it's so bizarre because I remember watching it with Alex and looking at the nuke and thinking that was bad and then that shit happens just this dude

falling he was on the clip beforehand so he actually jet-packed up and right yeah if by the way if if you want to find this video it's from a massive G called Fallout 6 nuke gameplay 76 sorry fallout 76 Nook gameplay multiplayer and I think he's photoshopped the thumbnail yeah he has because the the nuke doesn't look like that in the game yeah he's photoshop the thumbnail to make it look better than it is that is not the that is like a hundred times better than it's a seven minute long video but if you scroll to when the nuke goes off you'll see the what we're talking about this little fucking debby flying

through the scale it's so strange you know but that game literally nothing looks good about it the game that the best aspects of it are in fallout four yep and that's just like the progression the actual unification seems different not not in terms of level ups and stuff but the most fun thing in fallout four is like customizing your weapons gradually getting your weapons better getting your armor better getting your power armor better that shit's fun and really cool Okay And originally I was quite excited

for Fallout 76 Yeah, I thought I promised when they first showed it Absolutely, and the whole nuke idea is a great idea It sounds super fun Execution is key Bethesda

Execution is not their their strong suit They've never done anything like that properly Apart from the beginning of Skyrim One of the worst game openings Yeah, shit But I'm just joking

Because there's an execution executing people oh shit I'm not completely whoosh the game the game literally in that gameplay

the fucking frame rate and the way the actual game the frame rate is horrible which I mean doesn't surprise me for a Bethesda game they've always been bad at that

it's sub-thirsty yeah but we're at the point now where it's like okay they're bad at that they're bad at that oh Bethesda are bad at that what are they good at nothing they're not good at

they're not good at motivating a player to want to explore a world that's it it's not a rare thing anymore well it's like one aspect an important aspect of a broader system

that should be in place but it's not because their plots aren't very good if you look at the Fallout 3 plot versus the Fallout New Vegas plot yeah New Vegas has leaps and bounds ahead of three

and I what I don't get what I don't get is they have They had this, this, they made Fallout 3. People were, they were fine with it. They loved it. And then, it was huge. They gave, they outsourced everything from Fallout 3 to, to basically the original Fallout creators and everybody fucking loves New Vegas.

It is the best fallout ever made. Oh, did you hear the controversy thing about New Vegas? What? Where it was one point under the meta score that meant they would get like a bonus. Oh yeah. Yeah, that happened. And so they didn't get their bonus. bonus from Bethesda

despite the game selling millions by millions of copies and being better in general but it's like they had that formula they've experienced that the game they outsourced to fucking Obsidian was incredible they've got Fallout 4 same kind of thing as Fallout 3

so instead of giving it to Obsidian to make that incredible game they make a fucking multiplayer survival game from three fucking years ago I think that that design could work for Bethesda though because like we said

they're not good at plot they're not really good at they're not really good at anything but they're good at making you want to explore yeah and if there's no plot there's nothing to suck away attention from the actual main game no hook

but they've done a terrible job of explaining what this game is or they've done a terrible job of giving you that Bethesda hook that makes you want to keep coming back but I'm just really disappointed I already was with Fallout 4

but this is like I don't give a flying fuck about Fallout anymore it's dead, it's gone like how can this game it's a franchise that has so much potential yeah look at Fallout in Vegas if that was on a good engine with a good fucking incredible game

Witcher level incredible PlayStation developer a bit yeah but no They just, they just, they just, they just spend all of their time making massive worlds full of low quality shit that they, that they, and they release half-baked games and expect the community to fix it or just put up with it. Yeah.

No, but, I remember I saw some as criticisms of it, of criticism, of Skyrim. It's like, it was so good to play first time, but it's a fucking shit game. People shouldn't accept that Bethesda make shit and just be like, they're big, so we can just say they're great, they're shit. Skyrim got away with it because it was big. bigger than the rest. Mm-hmm. And at the time, like, there was nothing. There was nothing.

There weren't at the point they are now. No. They weren't a diamond dozen. And then Fallout 4 comes out and it's like... The same. The fucking same. It's not that's, like, the disparity between Fallout 4 and Skyrim isn't much different. I think, in my opinion, Fallout 4 is better than the Skyrim overall.

Definitely. In terms of just playing that game. But I mean in terms of the core, like, the foundation of the game, big map, kind of loose story and the way it's structured is very similar exactly they're identical but almost too similar the thing is Skyrim will be loved more because when it came out that was really unique but then they released the same thing years later with Fallout 4 the fuck is the same thing gonna happen there when the new elder scrolls comes out are people going to turn on it no it depends what they do yeah I think I'm not I don't really care anymore I don't I don't think

they turn on it because like oblivion moirond to Skywin didn't didn't have massively changes as like New Vegas to fall out for for New Vegas to fall out for turned a lot of fallout people off I don't think it's the same with Elrosquoise oblivion to Skyrim was quite a big jump yeah which it needed because oblivion was complete dog No, but it's like dog shit, but had a lot there. Had a lot more, like, in-depth kind of... Yeah, but if you've got loads of dog shit, it's still dog shit.

Yeah. Those two Oblivion fans that come after you, Jen. I don't know, oblivion. I've tried to get into it three times. I've watched you play it and I could laugh. Yeah. I remember when you modioed it, that was good. Oh, yeah.

Into like a weird realm. God. That game, I've tried to paid it. I've completed it. I started to explore the world this dog shit complete and that was an extra 360 game as well like come on

it's like a launch title wasn't it but you know the the rumour mill at the moment is that Microsoft is going to be buying outright yeah the developers of New Vegas yeah what are they called? Obsidian obsidian yeah oh that's actually interesting because they've been on the ropes

like bankrupt for quite some time because they may be this World of Tanks clone basically for a Russian developer and they did they started to put effort into it like tried to fix it the way Obsidian unknown for like putting effort into it fixing all the shit and the Russian

company were just like fuck off you're doing that we don't want that say hired a Russian company kicked them up when Ubisoft fucked them over as well because they made the stick of truth the South Park game but then Ubisoft bought the rights but didn't carry over Obsidian to make the sequel they did it in house so

and that's the thing I've just kind of been screwed over When Opsidion were like on their last legs I was like why aren't Bethesda buying them The company that made the most love Fallout game And Bethesda just don't give shit Honestly what I Would love Bethesda to do is Buy Obsidian

Just give them fallout Yeah that'd be the best way They could do it justice They would turn that The Fallout era creation engine into a good game Because the engine's shit Fallout 4 shit They could at least have a obsidian

It would have been an RPG, an actual game you could put time into. But if Microsoft buys them, that's still good news. Well, it's good news for Microsoft, because, I mean, their exclusives have been pretty lackluster as of recent. Yeah. They're not even lackluster, because that implies that there have been them. Well, yeah, exactly.

But it's like, of the Microsoft's exclusive studios, like, who have you got? You've got 3-4-3. We've got the Halo makers and the Gears makers and the Forsa makers. And of those three, two of them are very top quality. The other one is dog shit. It shouldn't even exist at this one. Like, Hawaii's and fours just come out, incredible game.

Fucking, just great. The recent gears, good gears game. Just get rid of three for free, bring an obsidian and make an actual incredible RPG. A console selling RPG. That's what Microsoft need. And they should. They need anything at this point to be on. And obsidian, they're trying.

track record is pretty fucking good let's just hope hello and welcome to part deuce this isn't part two this is the charcast yeah this is the part where the jar guys

should they just sit down they go over to Reddit we drive on over to Reddit we drive on over to the Reddit website and holy fuck do we answer some questions from the community that you can leave Can you, you hear in this? If you head over to the JAR Media, Reddit, there's normally a thread at the top.

Why are you laughing at my dog? I'm just expecting him to vomit. Is his tummy rumbling? You heard earlier. He's really loud. Poor little guy. He's very ill. Is he ill?

Why is it? Because I gave him gravy. Oh, he's had the squits. Yeah, he's got diarrhea. He hasn't seemed out of character. though. No. No, not when he barks it's only it's only rebuttal.

He does like to bark at his own reflection. I need to cut my tan, I was dog. No. Why have I got such ginomously freakish feet? Some fan out there is very, very happy

about you two, just doing that. You can't see him, though. You can't really see him because dicks in the way. Anyway, so our first question is from crab cabal. who says, how's Max? Fuck knows. We don't know.

We don't know and we never will know. And it's horrible. It's unlikely that we're ever going to find out what's happened to the... Unless we take James's car down the motorway and... Stealing back. They'd hear me coming. It's like a fucking... Yeah, it's not exactly a stealth of rig.

Yummy anal rupture says, how would you... How would your complete opposite look like or behave like? Answer for each other. not for yourself. Okay. What? Alex.

Oh no, Alex. Complete opposite in terms of like me but opposite or complete opposite in terms of like

I'm a woman now. No, in terms of like personality and the way you are, I guess now. It'd be quite a difficult one. You'd definitely wouldn't try.

You'd be a BMW I8 convertible. Like, you'd only me. Yeah. You'd probably be one of those football guys. You'd be straight. Ah!

Alex should be air like hardcore football, like, let's go to the pub and get pissed. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that. You'd drive. And you wouldn't be cringy. Yeah.

You'd use Facebook, you know, you'd be that type. You know. No, that is grinchy. It's the opposite to Alex. None of us use Facebook Okay James Let's do Jim opposite of Jim This is hard

Jim it is quite hard Why What's different Fuck me They'd be They're only really unfunny Thank you you fucking stinks

they'd probably fart way less yeah they wouldn't fart at all they would never fart they would be infamous for like

barely eating I'd be what is wrong with that boy he's got a sore tummy he's just squirting left front and centre anyway keeping coming boys

oh it's hard um oh god it fucking what is it stink yeah has you been farting he just did a shit

down of farts then left hope he doesn't need to do a shit it's really bad I can't I can't do any for Jim okay no no what actually

one thing that would be he would be the type to push you in a river Okay Or I'd be the type to be pushed into a river Because I was You never successfully pushed me into a river Oh

Jim, let's do James then Um Well he'd be immensely eco-friendly I'd be I'd be A vegetarian Like super eco-friendly A vegetarian You would have gone to university

And studied Women's economics You're making that sound As if I'm like anti-women or something I'm fucking misogynistic James don't dig yourself into a hole You can't get out of You'd also have a tiny penis

Oh shit Yeah that's that's it Opposite James sucks Opposite James sucks Opposite Jamie Pretty cool No, you'd be like really not funny Yeah, but that's kind of cool though

Being not funny doesn't mean not cool Because cool people like wearing shades and stuff Just sitting there looking like a Cool dude Yeah, but I'd rather you'd be cool and funny No, but if opposite me is cool That means real me isn't No, but you're not exactly cool

But you're funny and that's like That's a more desirable trait, I think You can be cool You can easily be cool You know, just go sit in Alex's car No, go sit in your car and fucking rev that engine, boy That doesn't make me cool, that makes me a bit of a knob A little bit

A little bit, a little bit A little bit Yeah, you'd only ride a bike opposite you A bicycle Yeah An electric bicycle with a motor one No, because that's not your good friend enough oh yeah shit I'd also a fold up bike because it's less cringy

yeah I'd also um opposite James would still be extremely cringy the Poo radar's okay. All right. Oh shit. Plu-poo. Pooh-pooh. Come on, bro. Sling him over a year. Squeezy Peas says, where can we find the vid of James flexing in his car on YouTube? Loads of people were asking where to find that video. I'm in like, the little start of a video is when my friend in front drives away, then I do it, but I do it. Where can they find it?

Put it on your Twitter or something. It's like a two-second clip, but it's just refreshing, refashion, refashion, and then just loud noise as I go around a corner. There were police that I didn't notice. But, yeah. I might post it. You're just such a cool deed.

You didn't give a fuck. I didn't see it when I was just like, ah! Are you going to post the video on YouTube? Sorry, I mean. I can't. I can just link it and be like, this is me. My car. People who want to see it will appreciate.

Well, then follow James at. impossible, incomprehensible Twitter handle App tenure, armour piercing Tenio from Warframe Radical Communist 420 says If you had to fight in any war throughout history

Which war would you fight in? Oh The Cold War well no because then you'd been listed in the proxy wars you might have to go Vietnam or the Afghanistan War yeah but it's still better than the other ones no if you say one of the world wars you're a fucking no I the great emu war that's where you're gonna find me

in the boa war I would go fight all these piggies way less intimidating Oh, what, so piggies are less intimidating than emos? Bores are scared. No, wild boars are scary. They're so tall. They are tall, but God damn, do they make an omelet or two? I feel like you could just slice their head off because it's with a bread knife.

They won the great emu war jump. Imagine if those were enemies in God of War, like ten of them run at you and you just throw the axe. I'm not like a psycho or anything but cutting off like an ostrich's head must be must feel really good with what like a machete like a really sharp machete and you just give

you get out your gamer ninja blade and then you go fucking slice a few emu-emus apart you're like going through the Amazon jungle and you just like yeah we're going to emos fucking sausages

which is like when you're eating a sausage and you cut the sausage in one like it's yeah it's really satisfying and emus have emus and uh sausages they have sausage names and you get a good fucking

sausage knacks got a good one here from we should get a pig and call it link why because sausage you know the sausages that are linked together yeah called links people would just think it would be a

legend as old a reference yeah that's why it's funny here for the memes 27 says are the conversations outside of the cast different to the ones on the cast they're much funnier the first reply is from goofbrush who says i feel like they're the same but James gets to say the N-word. That's definitely not true. No, that Alex always goes on about beans. That fucking unfunny meme that you've just run into the ground

and I'm using this platform as an opportunity to us you'd just stop. I can't remember what you said earlier. What did I say? No, I think he said something early. It was so fucking funny. I just can't remember what it is. What was it about?

The J-Dog. I can't remember, but I scream laughed at it. I can't remember what it was. I remember what it was, but I didn't really want to say it. Say it, and I'll just bleep it out. What I said about the J-dog, you know? What is the J-dog? Oh right, yeah.

What one? And I said he's not intelligent enough to be depressed. Oh, right, yeah. Just insulting people we know in our town. Then there's the Drake concerts. Yeah. Reuben went to a Drake concert and James bullies him for it. Speaking of bullying, we have a question from...

Fuck's sake. Love Savage. No, this is a twist on the famous bullying subject. Has there been any times in your lives as teens or kids where you were in the position of being the bully? Uh. You've had to be begin? Let's start with you, James. Um, uh, uh, you've been done for being a bully.

Okay, um... How, I don't know how to begin this. When I was much younger, I got bullied a lot That wasn't the question Well, sometimes the bully becomes the bully What? Well, I was friends of some bad people And I was just a bit of a dick, you know

So, you know, the typical bullying days So in a way, the bully became Bulley Yeah So nothing changed He said the bully became the bully it was just repeating what James said basically he said the bullied

became the bully I heard him say the bully became the bully I heard him say the bully became the bully well you do you do as like a 8 year old or 10 year old kid you just push people over

you just you just you're like a cop If you're James you do yeah yeah I remember the earliest interaction with James I can remember was him threatening to hit me

I don't I would not have said that to you you didn't say it you raised your hand at me. As a high five, Jamie! No. He's don't hit me! And the first time,

the first things I heard about James was, God damn, James is crazy. I said James is my arch nemesis when we were in year two. Because of when he raised his hand at me. To fucking attack me. No, I remember, but in the classroom and it was like, it was before the break, and it was just like the play time, I guess, where it's like you get something you pay of it

and I remember going over to you and trying to get it and you're like, I got sent out because of you just like completely lied to the teacher and got me sent out. I think that was the same time because you probably reasonably asked for something and I was really possessive about things when I was younger.

So then you were like I'm going to hit you. But you didn't and then I told the teacher that you hit me. And then I got sent out. Yeah. But in terms of being a bully? No never

well we did have that weird thing where we had a friend who you know went a bit just a bit weird and apparently I bullied him for like years but apparently we all did but he had trust issues and shit but it was just like whenever he saw in a cord or he was midget he kind of

push into me and it's just like why is he doing this then I was pointed out as being a bully to him and it was just like I'm not anything I don't yeah if anything because we were accused of bullying him so people would sort of pick on us it's been like why'd you bully him mm-hmm we didn't do anything yeah it was really it was really like we walk into our tutor group and people would be like what the fuck you're bullying him it's just like we haven't done

anything it's just like they're the retard you kind of just believe anything it's just like it's that it's that typical thing in school that like fake thing Like, people love flocking to those who are, like, crying, don't they? Yeah. People you've never interacted with before, they just flock to you and they're like, oh, what's some attack? Because then they can sort of make it about them and prop themselves up. Yeah, I never get it. And be seen as the cool guy for backing up the less popular person.

Yeah, that's sneaky. That's just, like, a big sign of being a shit person. You were obviously a bully, though. What do you mean? Towards your younger brother. Yeah. no that was that was like the worst kind of bullying like who's underwent was it on the roof for years

what that was like five different pairs was Alex who you're underwent under under this fucking no but Jim was in on that one that's fine no that's not true because I always thought I was going to get in trouble for it and you'd be like nah fuck it and just launch it out of the window it's so funny because I knew mum and dad would never move them off

and you could because that ceiling is see through where the fridge is you could go out and just see this outline of the and they've been in the rain for like 10 years and they've just been I don't know it's really because when if I went there they were the same pair for literal years and I was just like I never asked my me with my mate's house I'm not even gonna ask because they obviously just weird anyway throwing things out of windows. Do you remember what you used to do? Just by yourself.

You'd go outside into the garden with like a roll of toilet paper. Dunk it, like, break a bit off. Dunk it and water. Throw it at your own window. I do you remember that? No. I convinced you to throw one in the bathroom.

At the ceiling. At the ceiling, yeah. Yeah, and it's stuck there. It's like still there now. No, it wasn't just that, though. You also convinced me, because I remember I was there one time. And I just got, you made me get this, like, ball of it. And I threw it in your windows, right, and your parents got angry.

The whole thing about you dropping things out windows, I took that on fully, because. In your room, I'd always pick something up and just throw them out the window. Christ. I've forgotten about that wet toilet paper thing. Such a waste. You must have seen it in a movie or something and just been obsessed. No, I probably would have seen it in the, like, boys' toilets at school or something.

Because, of course, boys' toilets in secondary school are... next level nasty like I don't think I don't think I ever did anything more than a we wee in there I never I never did even if I really needed to do a plot I would save it because I knew I'm not going in there I'm not risking I'm not putting myself in a position that vulnerable mm-hmm not risking it is it's like prison it's so fucked I remember I went in there once and it's like my worst enemy walked in and it's just like fuck something's going to go down so I just

I straight up just didn't stop pee and just walk straight straight and a little bit a pissy patch and I'm not being in that situation

really yeah the whole war it's not it's not just that it's the seeding sort of toilet paper the mirror's all broken the sinks are like

the smash and shit's everywhere yeah I remember going into one of them and there was just like an empty beer bottle or something on the floor

they are public toilet levels of just filth yeah it's disgusting what the fuck is wrong with teenagers but there's that one time where they refurbished them it's just like you can go in there now and then week later it's just like no they don't get there they're all right in sixth one there

oh yeah because that was like a completely different thing because you're not sharing it between like so many years of different teenagers um on the on the bullet thing though I did get in trouble once in primary school for bullying someone I didn't actually do the bullying it was just a classic case of me getting trouble because I was standing near people that were bullying and probably the most nerve-wracking experience of my whole life I had to go to the head teacher oh I

had to go to her teacher's office a lot really bad boy James over here yeah I do not remember that period where like every break I was now for outside because I had detentions. And I was had red slips and I was always in detention every break or lunch. Did you behave badly or what? Yeah, I was a bad,

I was a bad boy gym. Proper bad boy. That is so crazy, though. I used to push people over, smash people into walls. I was a dick. Well, in primary or secondary. No primary.

Yeah. I was, but then it was like secondary, I was just like, nah. I was straight. Because year, year 10 and 11s

a bit scarier and like the ground level of primary school the most scarier they can be is still quite pathetic but like year year 11s can be quite yeah there was quite scary just watching them fight it was just like what is this?

Mm-hmm why are they doing this like now I'll probably won't find that intimidating at all just be like it's just a bit petty you know in that period it's a bit more like oh shit it's all you know Kermit

Not Pepe 1 says what do you think of youth today Moped crime is pretty funny Oh no Yeah I talked about that moped crime didn't I When I was like that car meet What The moped guys

Catch me up on this We got car meet long road So the Garna Mope thought he'd show off by doing wheelies And got nicked handcuffed everything as we were all leaving And it was just like On a moped, God, that's so lame We saw one earlier

This guy on a moped No protective gear Which means he's an absolute idiot One handing a could turn a corner At an angle, just like Yeah Thinking he's so fucking cool On his little moped

It's like Neen-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Nit Can barely go up a five-degree hill Youphs It's just like But all the quinge Consul Muses doesn't it? don't, I don't really know it, you know?

What is a youth? We only get brief insights when we interact with our cousins. Yeah. Who are significantly younger than us, like half or more, our age. And I really don't think it's that much different. It's just more projected and out there because of the internet technology. So all this TikTok cringe. and musically and cringy

Minecraft comments and stuff that's just because like if all of the things we did when we were eight years old was out there on the internet I'm sure we'd be equally fucking embarrassed by it we might be more embarrassing yeah because it would be

early 2000s embarrassing which is even worse because the 2000s than Fortnite dancing yes no funny kid throws toilet paper at window that's gold well this

the thing is people so quickly forget what it was like being 10 years old just fucking let them do what they want let them have their own little culture thing because I mean

no we've got to put them on blast and ruin their lives yeah I don't give a shit if there's a kid doing a fortnight dance he'll he'll be in some cringe compilation and he'll regress it for the rest of his life that's payment enough probably develop some kind of

like mental disorder from all the tormenting on well no the the deterrent of fortnight dancers is that everyone does them so that generation can't make fun of each other yeah true because they're all as cringy as each other in fact if you're not doing them you're probably made fun of more yeah that's why you hit a good

I feel like the jar media like dabbing thing came and went quite quickly in the space of like one year we have been drip feeding it since Ruben was the consistent one for fucking ages he was way ahead

but he was doing it seriously he was in on that meme while I've only ever done it completely ironically just like everyone hates it so I'm going to do it not because I guess the level where it's like when you're doing it ironically

you're still doing it I know but the thing that motivated me to start doing it is that kid in the elevator doing a thousand dabs a minute yeah I only started doing it

because Alex did it so now I just have to they can strategically be quite funny I'm very glad that every children's movie does it now oh yes and they sneak in a dab

very lovely so it's just like waiting for the dab And it's like, I can just tick that box off then. Good, that's some good material for a video. Why is there no dabbing emoji? It'll be there, Jim. They're probably going to be like animated emojis next

and there'll be a flossing one, a dabbing one, Nenay one. That's one thing I've never done. I've never done that whip Nenay thing. That one's good. It's just a very difficult dance move to perform. I love dubbing. I want it.

I want it. Edgka Ostga says, do you guys have any unusual phobias slash fears? Not too far-fetched, but not something you usually hear from people either. I think Ruben talked about

a strong dislike of the ocean and I, for example, hate ants. No, that was when we talked about fears. I have a very real phobia of stickers. Yes, we've never talked about this. James is a very real fear of stickers. I if I see a sticker I have I have a fucking meltdown it's just like I can't I have to leave the room

I can't I cannot do it and that's why some of the things in this room just I can't look at because they just make me fucking lose my marbles I have no stickers in here it's it's like it's the wide range of stickers like stickers like stickers themselves yeah but it's like things like stickers put on things it's just like I'm really trying to like understand but I just can't well the the Peter badge on the plant is like saying that oh that's not a sticker there's a badge no but that's what I'm saying it's like it's it's just it's weird to explain but it's like when I said that I was on a plane and I was next to two kids and they're talking about the plane crashing while sticking stickers on the chairs and I was just like I just like I

had to just sit there like my hood up like this because like if I saw stick on that chair I would have fucking wanted to jump off the fucking plane so sitting there like this just like don't look at the sticker don't look at the sticker No, no, no, no, no, you don't understand how bad this is. I told my parents about it, do not what they did. My dad and my sister, they fucking stuck stickers all over my chair, my woman. I just couldn't go in my mum for fucking... Really?

Yeah, they stuck stickers all over my chair. But they mock it all the time. That's a fear you need to get over though. I can't. I cannot. Every fear is overcomable. It's not a fear, it's a fucking genuine phobia. I can't. version therapy James you gotta just stick one sticker on you a day no oh don't

what about plasters do they count as stickers no what what's the difference they're different no because they're not like ah papery Jim and our last minute here do you have any phobias and things you'd say are weird fears is it okay if I visualize my phobia okay My phobia is certain types of bacteria, like pooh. That's not a phobia, you bitch. I do this thing where I track where I think bacteria has touched. So if I think I've touched something with bad bacteria, I'll make sure I don't touch anything until I wash my hands.

Well, it looks like we're together on this one, Jim. Watch me. Well, thanks for watching this episode, everybody. We'll see you on the next one.