JAR Media Posdact - Toilet Time - Corncast 39

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Comment Comeback 05:43 Stand Up Dye? 13:59 Destiny 2 Continues To Be Cringe 22:55 Will 2029 Be as Bad as 2021 24:01 4 Gamers NERD Out to Apex Legends Lore 34:50 Mid Break 35:13 Does James Still Like Short Haired Girls? 38:46 Toilet Paper - Back or Front? 40:45 Penguins vs 1 BIllion Minions 42:26 What would your mating call be? 44:09 Star Wars Meats 46:40 Dino Movies 48:14 Jumper 50:03 Inside No. 9? 51:44 B&P Details 55:59 Cartoon Opinions 58:50 Lint Suffer

Good after Goon, morning, evening on night, ladies and chants, and welcome to Corncast number 39. I'm your host. Alex, joined as always by Crease. Ruben. Oh. I have no context for that, but Jim told me to do it, so... Okay. I don't know if you want to.

Ruben earlier, no, I asked you, I said to both you earlier, who's Crease, and you said you'll be Crease, so Rubin's crease, yep. No recollection of saying that. You did. Oh, okay. Well, we got the Pisa dictator himself, Jim. Yeah, what's up? I'm dictating Pissor. And this is my favourite part when I get to choose one for James.

It's like a paragraph of names at this point. It's so much fun. Let's go with Smart Mort Let's bring back Smart Mort How you doing Smart Mort? I hate that one More than Smart Mort

Really? Okay, I mean I could go by Craig DeZucos I hate Craig But That one just takes the cake Give it the cake back

Before we get too deep into the show Let me shout out the JAR Media Patreon If you support us on the Patreon you can get your name read out at the beginning of each month in the first week and you make the audio version of the show possible it's that time guys it's that time of the week for a certain crucible and a certain barrel to come together and just bring conversations forward and put a nice little bow on it got a new name this week for this segment or some i saw a suggestion saying um you should call it the the comment comeback

make comeback how does that make sense yeah that's a bit cringy yeah too far personally but but yeah I think crucible barrel makes more sense

um bacon chicken 42 is going to start us off um regarding just the fact we bring up poo so often um I picture that one jarling that starts gagging

whenever poo comes up and they said I think it's me so I'm sorry Whenever we bring up poo, you've got to think of bacon, chicken, 42 now. And Seth wrote in a more informative one, kind of explaining this Elon Musk tunnel bullshit we were talking about last episode. Yeah, I figured I put this in here. Yeah, because I never really got, I never really,

honestly, I was never interested enough to read the full thing. So this comment, as long as it's accurate, it's a good way to kind of get up to speed with it. But Seth says, with the Elon Musk tunnel, what was originally supposed to be a hyperloop, a tunnel where the air is all vacuumed out to reduce friction and allow what was basically a single subway car to be sent to the other side at hundreds of miles per hour.

The idea was scrap because it's incredibly dangerous if anything goes wrong and it would be incredibly expensive to make the tube strong enough to withstand the pressure. The design was then changed to a tunnel when you drive onto a railway line where your tyres are locked onto it and then you're sent through at 100 miles an hour.

You'd need a Tesla to make sure they locked onto your tyres properly and didn't slip off and kill you. That was too difficult and so they settled for an underground road besides all of the other reasons that it's a stupid idea that Alex pointed out, it would also prevent subways from being built whenever one of these tunnels

are, wherever one of these tunnels are which would actually help produce traffic and wouldn't cost nearly as much to use. Sorry, the text was so small. But yeah, that does make sense. I was under the impression they're still working on the Hyperloop stuff. because I know it's of interest to Dubai

because it's just such a large place and they want something like a hyperluth to get between the big cities but I didn't think they'd taken that and made it into car tunnels underground I thought it was like they were like separate projects but I can't say I mean maybe one day this kind of stuff

the technology might be able to manage it but I don't know if we're quite there yet it's done whole thing's just done just shooting cars around underground hundreds of miles and out of these tiny tunnels I mean just make a train that's easier yeah and let's round off this segment from with this one from Sajito X James made me discover my bisexuality I'm actually thankful there you go see I I I I I read this I just want to understand the

context like presumably they didn't think they were by and then they saw you and then... No, no, I don't believe that. Yeah, I think that's exactly what happened, actually. Yeah. There's actually not many other ways to interpret it, guys. No, I don't think there's any other way, in fact. I think that's the sole way one could interpret that.

And, you know, I can't have learned them. No, it depends what... No, no, it was that. No, it was that. It depends on the... If the commenters are boy or girl. If they were a girl and saw me and went by, I don't think that's a good thing, is it?

What if it was early around? What if they thought they were a lesbian and they saw you and they were like shit? Well, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. Dude. I'm happy for you. Let's do some topics. I did find one in the end, actually.

But it is relating to a video game. So I'm not sure if we want to start with that. Mine is related to a video game. Jim, do you have anything? Is it video game related? Just to keep it varied. I've actually got a few options, but... Number three, my lord.

Number three? Okay. Do you guys like the zebra from Madagascar? Marty? Yeah, Mark. Exactly, Chris Rock. So I watched a live stand-up of Chris Rock. recently pretty good pretty funny but specifically how long do you think do you guys think

stand-up as a thing can exist for because I don't know if there's much of a market for it anymore what makes you say that well Netflix I'd say there's a bigger market than ever right what do you mean actually going what do you mean no like actual stand-up like going to a place and having a funny guy up on stage telling jokes when they do like i mean what's the alternative because people like watching that and the only alternative is a um like you know just a straight to tv special but even then they film no no no no you're thinking to inside the box i'm thinking youtube is taking all the people that would have been stand-up comics funny people

are just going to turn to YouTube make videos for free like you don't need to grind it out you don't need to humiliate yourself in front of all these people like perfecting your your routine I think it's a dying industry

I just kind of want to want to know what you guys think yeah from what I know of being like a stand-up comic because I've watched Joe Logan and he's had like a whole bunch of stand-up comics on it's like it's one of the old-timey careers where you've got to grind so much sort of about the people you meet the connections you have with certain places to get sets yeah I don't see that I see it dying quite easily yeah I guess it depends

like where you live to I'm sure there and it depends on the city and where you're on the country and everything no I see the last couple years COVID would have murdered the whole idea yeah I just feel like the the popularity of, you know, Bill Burr, Joe Rogan, all these huge comedians that have their own podcasts and Netflix specials, so. But they're all from a different generation. Yeah.

What comedians do you know of in their, like, 20s? No, there are, there are. I just don't know any of their fucking names. Yeah, and they all suck. I know they exist. Mate, I think it's, it's way harder to go up on stage and, like, just reveal yourself to all these.

people and give something a go and like it's got to be soul-crushing when you get up on stage in front of all these these real people and all they say is looking at you and they don't know yeah they say some bullshit heckling yeah i don't i honestly don't know enough about the comedy industry that's the thing yeah i don't know anything about it really either but i can see what you're saying because like when, you know, when all the, you know, the, I guess, Zoomers, when they're older, like, what are their kids? I'm thinking, like, what are the Zoomers, kids, kids going to be like? No, no, let's just ask right now, how many of us here have been to a, like, a comedy

show? I have once. Okay, so Ruben has. Alex, have you? I saw Ralph Harris and he winked at me. wasn't he playing music there was more music based though but it was a bit of like rolf it was a bit of like rolfe doing his music comedy art you know and praying a lot and finding his next victims yeah

okay so I'll say one and a half so far James no no I haven't either so one and a half out of four people of our generation have seen stand up the next generation

like why would you spend like money when you can just go on YouTube and watch funny guy talk about memes on YouTube man why even go that far you can get a punchline without even any setup on Instagram and TikTok and everything

yeah yeah all being is getting crazy now all based on collective memes like not even memes as in oh hilarious YouTube meme but like memes the DNA of the soul yeah that that's a good point actually do you think memes have damaged comedy as a whole no they've damaged the world I was thinking about this the other day like when reading like the old troll face comics and early meme shit did you ever imagine that it would turn into this like corporate nightmare where like

meaming is like it's like a marketing strategy now and it's a part of like the meemer and like the memer. Yeah. My father. How do you guys feel about that? Because, I don't know. It just seems so... About what?

You know, these like companies all over... KFC Spain. That's the main one, everyone knows. Well, I swear there are more, but I never, like... There are usually American companies, to be fair. Like, these takeaways that, like, we don't have, so I just never remember what they are. But... KFC Spain is, like, the most extreme.

That's like the weird... the weird online humor while like Wendy's and all that that's like Normy online humor Hmm And who finds Normy internet humor funny

posted by Wendy's Loads of people Yeah, thousands But I'm in the KFC boat, okay? Spanish KFC that is I think I'm in an uninstalled Twitter No, yeah

We're in a weird place where like companies want to be memed even if it's bad it's the um any publicity is good publicity yeah yeah yeah and they fail hard sometimes like that uh yeah it can be super embarrassing movie um chaos walking had this cringe like twitter account with like a few hundred followers that was like really trying to get some viral marketing going and it was such a failure yeah yeah but i mean uh i don't know if

you're finished with that stand-up thing because I'm not really sure how I feel on that one maybe all the up-and-coming stand-ups can leave their well yeah that's another thing like who aspires to be a comedian now who aspires I've only met one person who was like really obsessed with stand-up and their whole thing was about stand-up and they might be the least funny person I've ever met to you I was wrecking my brains like who's he talking about Got it there. Yeah. You'll love to tell me after the cursed.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, no other thoughts? Absolutely no thoughts at any time. I've never had any thoughts. We can check back in in 10 years and see the comedy landscape. Alright, put a footnote, 10 years time, set a reminder on your friends. Siri, start a timer for 10 years. Start a timer for 10 years of comedy.

If we're done with that, I've got my topic, which is, it's going to be a destiny, like, saying. No, no! But it, what it is, is it's an article that kind of boils down my problem with destiny overall. I think it just summarizes the problem with destiny so well. This is an article from Push Square. Guess how many currencies Destiny 2's new Transmog system adds? So I'll retort this. Isn't it four?

So in order to change the appearance of a single armour piece, players will first need to acquire three different currencies. Defeating enemies will drop synth strand, which is used to buy bounties. Completing those rewards, synth chord, which is then converted into synth weave back at the tower. You then use the final currency to turn an unlocked piece of armor into a universal armor ornament,

which can then be applied to whatever you have equipped. This sort of process is nothing new to Destiny 2 players, but it all feels so overly complicated for a feature that should have been a slam dunk for Bungie. There's a bit more I remember reading. Yeah, here we are. Because they make it complicated because you can buy the final sint bollocks with silver. That's what I was about to get to here with this. Twitter users have been crunching the numbers since this announcement,

and if you wanted to transmog every piece of armour in the game, it would take you just under 34 years to have enough since we've to do it. That's right, because it's locked to 10 per season. 20 in the first season. Or if you wanted to take the Eververse route and buy templates, it would cost you anywhere in the region of $6,000 to $12,000 using the current system. I mean... Yeah, I mean, most...

It's because they realize that they realized that people weren't spending any money on fucking silver anymore because there was no reason to for, and while I'm like saying that, I don't know, maybe I was in like a weird group of people who just didn't spend any of their bright dust because I have like $22,000.

Yeah, it probably does. I just, yeah, I had a lot of bounds. I did a thing where you save with your bounties and some other shit. I never buy anything with bright dust. So I had like 22,000 bright dust. Most of the shit is unappealing and I'm like, it's just garbage. But there are some,

people who have to buy it all they've got to have it all whereas I just don't give a fuck so yeah maybe I guess it just wanted to make more money it's been a meme in Destiny's since the beginning pretty much the currency thing like it's not fun it's stupid

they're convoluting it even more and it's a feature that maybe this would have been exciting like four years ago but like dude well it's like such a basic feature for the game that's based around loot and customising your character and choosing how you want to look and that only just adding this kind of ability and when they implement it it's just the most obnoxious

destiny 2 way of doing it it's like man what do you think of it jim from what from the sounds of this they they're they're really not doing themselves any favors yeah but the destiny community just is so they've been so desperate for it for so long that they don't care but this is the thing like even back when destiny 2 released and they it was found out they're doing that weird XP glitch stuff or not glitch you know they they I can't remember what was exactly so that it was because they had this thing where once you got to the highest level every three levels you would get a like a pack that would give you that's right yeah they were paying for and they were changing how much XP you and depending on how close you were to earning another one yeah I mean there are countless examples of

them just being dicks with with the systems and stuff in the game and like every time um remember in Destiny 1, every time there was a new expansion, they just completely changed the way, like, leveling worked and the way you upgraded. Ugh. I really, yeah. I think they... It's just, like, it's the same shit.

From the get-go, they sort of overestimated themselves. They tried to do more than they're capable of. Yeah, they don't have, like, a systems baseline. So, like, every, like, six months, they completely change the way this stuff works. So... Whenever I go into the game, it's like, what is even going on at this point? You've got to, like, learn and catch up.

It's just, I mean, people are addicted to it and like it, but, man. Yeah, there just doesn't seem to be enough, like, game. You know, with addiction, you know, there's that thing of, like, how can the thing that's hurting you be the thing that will make it better? But with a game, that seems to get kind of complicated because you're playing a game, and if you're playing a game, That's meant to be fun, no matter what. I guess everyone has their own line on where it stops being fun.

The fun stops. For me, it was like a few thousand hours. That's a good quote, actually. When the fun stops stop? Yeah. Did you come up with that? It's the gambling awareness thing. This country has, yeah.

What I call it? Safe. Campbell's, I don't know, whatever. Yeah, so I wanted to bring that up, just see how stupid and bad it is, and more justification for why I just haven't touched the game in so long. Yeah, either right. I was planning on downloading it, because I'm pretty sure it's meant to be coming to GamePost. Some fucking is.

Yeah, the more I hear about it, the more I think... On PC, you mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the more I hear about it, the more I'm just not interested in giving it a try. Well, I got a message of the day from someone I used to play it with. We both used to play. He doesn't play it anymore either. He's just like, yeah, we're going to grind out the Guardian games,

which is just some fucking vapid event that's in the game at the moment. And I was just like, no. And he was like, absolutely. He just like, yeah, fuck that. It's no Destiny Summer, was what I was. No Destiny Summer. How can you have a fear of missing out? Yeah.

There's no fear missing out if you ever play it again. Correct me if I'm wrong, because it's been a while since I've interacted with the systems. But with these events, don't they often have all the stuff in the Eververse store anyway? Yes. Yeah, they have a load of eververse stuff and a load of just like new cosmetic shirt and usually a new currency or two that you have to own as a part of the event. It's like it's the destiny thing, isn't it? It's like cute at first when it's like new and fresh and mysterious, but yeah. Hugh is the word.

yeah and it's like oh it reminds me of that thing I like as well because it's made by the people that made that thing I liked but then that's what like the last 10 years of games have been for me it's just like remember that thing you liked and the all was built up with the thing we liked shadow of itself it kind of just seems like that's what culture is becoming here's that thing you know remember that thing you liked but not with any of the shit that made it good to begin with yeah it's it's uh it's ready player one the world is actually becoming ready player one it's no it's that nostalgia quote um fuck hang on

when everyone super no one will be he just someone asks for a quote that's where my head goes that's a quote um I mean it might just be a phase though like the nostalgia thing it might be less of a like total cultural shift as much of it's like a just a temporary cultural sort of fixation And we'll move on from it. Or rather, it will be milked to death in the same way they are milking these properties to death. I think, yeah, the theory is like the cycles of nostalgia get shorter and shorter. And then eventually just there's nothing to be nostalgic about anymore, you know,

because we've already gone through the 80s already. But all of our like current culture is all like based on 80s stuff. So does it start again? They're 90s as well. They're 90s. We are getting to the 90s now. Yeah. Yeah, no, it has shifted into the 90s

Forget we're in the 20s Fuck The 2020s Yeah, I prefer that as to being in the Tens Yeah, the 20s Yeah, the 20s sounds better than the tens Single syllable

Like, no one No one, yeah You call it like the early 2000s, I guess The Norties Yeah, the Norties You're just sort of like 2010 period So I'd rather say

so we're we're in our 20s in the 20s no it's been a I mean yeah do you think 29 will be as bad as 2021 no yes I don't think it could be I don't think it possibly could be

yeah someone's going to play us this clip eight years from now you can't say this year's going to be you can't say that we're only four months into this year oh be hopeful james please no i was thinking about this year has just been like one of the shittest years yeah last year we had shittest well no we had the initial mystery and excitement it's this last year was the last year was the destiny one of this year this year

it's just the destiny two of lockdowns yeah it is the destiny one had all the mystery and whoa and this year's just like oh it's the same but fucking worse this again exactly how it goes I disagree it's been four months sounds like somebody's a destiny one rise of iron fan

yes can't let go a destiny one no gave gives me a dokes well here's a good game apex legends mm hmm yeah I gotta say I'm into

apex legends at the moment I'm just fully into it like just about the royal I think this is the first time where we've all completed a season part of a game within the season you will shut up

no I won't it's only like what 10 2 weeks yeah not happening but I have nearly anchored around that like Titanfall universe

you know it adds so much because I find with like Fortnite like the aesthetic alone is enough to put me off and it's like what's the law

a fortnight i'm sure it's there fortnight can't have law because it's just absorbed so many properties no but they're trying like yeah but it just doesn't work it's the same it's the fucking ready player one thing yeah no it is that's the most

when james sent me on Instagram the the trailer for this season my timer is going off for 10 your 10 year timer yeah yeah we've made it guys how are things Oh shit What's my plan

What the fuck, sorry But yeah James sent me that trailer For The new Apex thing Or not Apex Sorry Fortnite And said Ready Player 1

And it's like Yeah we're there We're there already In Ready Player 1 It's like decades from now But No that's what it's become Yeah

And the combination of like Battle Reel. Fortnite is the reason Battle Reels are sort of looked down upon. Yeah. But there was the reason that's like a huge thing though

like on the scale it is. Yeah. But Apex is the reason it's not like a total travesty. They yeah Fortnite like came up with it or whatever or they got it to that they boomed it and then Apex is kind of

I don't think they even created it. It just sucked. Yeah they Yeah. But Fortnite is It's like the winner, I'd say, out of all of them. The ultimate winner. But Apex is the good one.

It is just a good game, though. Like, even if it wasn't a battle royal, it'd still be a great game. Because it's good. And actually, it kind of delivers story in a similar way to destiny, but it actually works and is appropriate. With, like, the whole way it's set up. Because it is just a battle real. We are playing, like, multiplayer games, and, like, there's no expectation, really, outside of that. like a free to play you jump in and when you start reading about the characters and the comics and

shit they're all in there it's cool way of doing it it's it's the same way overwatch has done it but overwatch failed at it well apex hasn't because it just had shit writing i've watched had shitty embarrassing writing whereas apex is actually like all right you know i watched all of those today one of those tales from the outlands all right you know i like the different styles just the different That styles of animation in each one. I thought it was just a cool thing. There was only one I didn't really like very much because I just thought it was like, it's not really a story.

It's kind of shit. Yeah, I didn't realize that like when the maps change and when new characters are added, it's actually like law stuff and it's all like connected. It's a cool idea. Yeah, it actually makes me regret. It makes me regret that I wasn't just playing it passively that the whole, like since it's been.

out. Yeah, I didn't realize it was quite what it is. So reading about all that stuff and how much thought they've put into all the characters and how they, like their histories and the way they intertwine. It's genuinely like cool stuff. It's just like a dumb battle real shooter thing. Yeah, and like you said, because you've been playing a Titan Four Two campaign as well, right? Yeah, yeah. That world, as good as Titan Four Two is, that world seems kind of surface level. there's Luke yeah they don't do the best job of explaining why the conflict's like going on no it's just standard

Star Wars empire against the private bullishawk yeah just sick as fuck bullshit yeah I'm just there for when your Titan just throws you around that's why I'm playing it I mean yeah but but Apex has actually improved

the the Titan full universe yeah because each character has to be like a distinct personality because it's kind of like a hero shoot to think yeah in that overwatch way and I was saying to to Rubin earlier some of those

tales from the outlands they could be like a whole TV show episode like a net fix series or something yeah I'd watch that I don't think we're far off that kind of stuff I mean I'd love to watch one of the Pathfinder one I really like that Pathfinder one

Yeah, some of the ideas are so solid. Like the two that stood out is the Pathfinder one and the Wave one because they're quite longer, they're not as short because they normally vary from like one, yeah, yeah minutes and then there's 10. So for me it's the Revenant one I love that Yeah, that one is incredible. But that's

because it's so edgy. Yeah, but then the way it relates to the other character as well. Lober. Awesome. They just, the way they've implemented all the backstory for it is it's all done properly as it should be and that's kind of what you expect from

respawn because then that's that's what they're good at yeah who's uh who's your like favorite legend then if you want to round off this segment it's hard

like the the animated video has made me like Parfinder more but I just like race Jack the average race where yeah

average race Appreciator No, the average rate enjoy or versus the average part of the appreciator Now I like a lot of characters Like I like Ravenon Just because he's edgy

Like he's just just edge That's it And I like that But His design is cool I like the way he moves in the animation I really liked that Just using the fact that

Yes he is a robot And he has weird janky robo movements And I love the like marketing stunt They pull with him But they're like setting up a different character It's joining So fucking good Such a good idea, that's so creative and fun.

Good studio. Yeah. Yeah, they're really good. I like course it myself. Yeah, but the actual psychos. Yes. Because I don't actually know his. Yeah, he's a serial killer.

He's a straight up, he's a, he's obsessed with like science. He's basically glad of us. Because I watched part of that Pathfinder one. Is there that, there's like, like a little snippet of what looked like caustic in like a lab. Yeah, yeah. Pathfinder's friend, the detective guy, has spent his whole life trying to track down

the serial killer that is Korshtick. That's awesome. Just by chance, Pathfinder just has seen him. Yeah. So why does he use gas traps then? Is he invent the poison? It's just a gas that he designed the Knox shit. The guy keeps mentioning it in the trailer.

Just rattling on about Apex Law. So for anyone that actually doesn't give a shit or hasn't watched them sorry they got time codes yeah he's got time code yeah um bloodham best character though in terms of gameplay yes

Pathfinder is my was my guy back when he was before he was nerfed I've always like him the most as a character he's like well first of all he's got the grapple from time so he's sick as fuck but in terms of the character

he's like you can't not like just like an ignorant an ignorant dude you know yeah just got no idea he's not totally innocent

he's innocent that's the same goofy and fun but basically our our team is just normally bloodhound octane horizon no that octane is my favorite character

yeah mine's horizon everything about he's got fun like lord isn't he his lord the reason he exists he is the speed runner of the Yeah, he was inspired by because to get the world record in the Titan 4 2 gauntlet

you have to throw grenades to boost yourself using the grenade explosions it's like a grenade jump but a horizontal movement instead and the law is that he was doing the gauntlet and he blew off his legs by

grenade jumping because he's all about like building up his fan base and stuff isn't it? Yeah they have the grenade that that same movement thing applies in in apex where you get launched by fragon yeah yeah yeah so it's consistent there the um i find the character design really strong like um that was one of the problems i always had with overwatch where there's just not like a consistency to what they're drawing from you've got like a ninja and like a hamster and a bunch

you're just like random shit whereas I feel like here it's like a cohesiveness feels like it's all part of it yeah yeah the same world like it can all happen yeah

basically overwatch's shit apex pretty good oh no obviously Overwatch is getting a sequel isn't it

I don't see that going well I don't understand why they're doing it it's like a single player but also new map I don't know It's a marketing nightmare

Because I don't understand what it is I think it's been too long Like the focus has completely gone off Overwatch now Like it's dead I don't I don't want to use the term It's like a game's dead But like who actually cares about

Overwatch Yeah it'll be like making Apex Legends 2 Like where do you begin Do you get rid of all the characters You already have? Do you redesign them, rebalance them Like Or are they the same

And you're just adding a few more Like, weird. But if you're gonna make a live service like that, you don't make a sequel. You can't. Well yeah, now a model is... You just got your platform and you just keep updating it. We're back after these at overwatch messages. God, I can't wait for overwatch T-porn.

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Cheez-Zings 1, 2, 3 is going to start off. Does James still like short hair girls? I don't have, I like anyone and everyone. Yeah, because Ayamu Paya replied saying, don't forget girls with hair so long. it goes into that asshole it's all about the extremes of james i mean that is true it is always about the fucking extremes i i i still find short hair cute but it's like i'm not i don't have a preference it's just what it is i'm just to define um what short hair is because it's like different isn't it short hair on girls is like different short hair on boys

I guess above the shoulders right okay it's like above shoulder length between the ear and the shoulder is that it yeah just hair just hair length so what would you say if there's a woman with shorter hair than that

get out of here no get away from me I don't have a preference Yeah, you do, because you just said that you do. Why would it matter? Like, I love them. You can find all, okay, this is a silly pussy boy, like, point here, right? Because you can be attracted to a quality of something.

Hang on, I need to stop my playing crashing. Hang on. All right. You can be attracted to qualities about people, and then the person you end up with doesn't have any of the things that you thought you gave a shit about. But you're still like, I still find those physical traits attractive. No, because you fall in love someone over their personality,

not their looks, survive, with their looks, matter if they change something that you are not true that's not true you have to find people physically attractive as well usually no but here's the thing when you find when you're in love with someone you're going to find them physically attractive no matter what because you're in love with them what did you first what did you first see about them when a human being first comes to be aware of another human being we make our first opinion of them in 15 seconds based on how they look typically or maybe like how they sound for a moment no it's just what car they drive okay James let's boil it down into this then do you prefer um big dick or a small one

both well yeah you can answer that first if you want i'm trying to remember um you know the you know repunzel um okay this is good the character that is the extreme um i'm sure you know there's that that disney movie tangled right yeah with repunz you not know that yes i do know I was going to say. The reason I bring it up is because the character has two designs. She's got the movie where she has crazy long hair that goes up her ass. And at the end, in the wedding scene, she has like the short her. Which do you prefer?

Google it if you need to. That's what I'm doing. She has short hair at the end? Yeah. I've never watched that movie. Sorry, spoilers for Tangles. Only 11 years old. Oh my God.

Okay, so if I had to say, it would... But you do have to. Got a gun to your head. Mm-hmm. Brana? It's cute. I just, it's cute. What can I say? Mm, okay. Mm. Jim, take this one to the lab.

They're way ahead of you. Lin Zinin has a less cute question. Do the mingers of jar put their toilet paper back? I was going to say I hope it's about shit and I knew it it's about shit It's not actually about shit specifically It's about you know just one of the items involved with toilet Time

Okay so what was it again? To the mingers of jar Put the toilet paper back or front So does the paper dangle against the wall or Away from the wall if you're putting it on the Toilet roll hold of bullshits Can I give a chaos optic air answer?

I don't use the toilet wall hanger. I don't have one. Yeah. Okay, so that's a veto. But if it were to hang, it would be so that there's space in my hand. So the hanging bit is away from the wall. You need that, like, hand space there. Yeah, definitely.

Anyone that doesn't. Yeah, I think that is the prevailing and predominant sort of attitude towards it. It's like, yeah, that's how you do it. Have you ever, like, gone into a pub and it's done the wrong way? Yeah, it makes me so angry Yeah I turn it around Yeah

Yeah, yeah If it's easy to do I'll turn it around Yeah If it's one of those boxes Shit Oh no Oh then they put them

In the box They're evil They're evil That's pure evil Yeah Yeah it goes beyond chaos That feels like Targeted

Like evil Just these toilet Box Hold the things They are just evil Full stop It's the mark Of an establishment

That's like attracts a crowd that can't be controlled. Yeah, with the 0.3 ply, like, tissue. It's like sandpaper on your asshole. Some places don't have, like, an actual wall of toilet paper. They have, like, a stack of them. Those ones are terrible because you can't pull them out. So you just tear them when you get them out,

and there's pieces everywhere. Fucking ain't those ones. Oh, dear, Peg Fan too. Has one for us. Hey, Mingers. I require your insight to settle a bit of a debate with my girlfriend, who would win? The penguins of Madagascar are one billion minions. I think that the minions would win through sheer numbers as the penguins would not have the energy to sustain fighting that many minions.

To try and prove this, I calculated that if one billion minions stood on each other's heads, that would be able to reach the moon, come all the way back, then get three-fourths of the way to the moon again. However, she insists that the raw power and tactical ability of the penguins would be strong enough to overcome every single minion thoughts. Probably blend it in with them or something, wouldn't they? They'd, like, kill four of them and wear their skin. I'm going to adjust this question slightly because I feel like the billion thing throws it off. I'm just going to simplify it down to Gru's army of minions. Groo's Army of Minions versus the Penguins. What do we think?

How many does he have? I mean, you see in the movies, he's got hundreds. But they are stupid. Chicken nuggets. I don't The Madagascar penguins have like pure chaotic energy You can't beat them

And an incredibly high success rate The minions are kind of bumbling Fuck up all the time And they're unreliable But in a cinch They can really prove themselves As you see in a despicable me too Penguins

Or any of them to be honest I mean yeah I'm going to give it to the penguins Just because of the sheer ingenuity Yeah I think their Capitalist ideas will convince the minions to actually team up. Harriet the Egg has one for us.

Hello there, this is my first time commenting and I made a Reddit account just to ask this little question. Please do interpret and tweak as you please. If you're a creature in the wild, what would be your mating call and how would your ritual slash dance go? Love you, Mingus, stay frosty. No, no, no, no, no. Don't say it. Don't say it.

Don't think it. Don't say. A normal one. I'll do a normal bird one. You're a human, you're not a bird. Yeah. But what about mating called if I was an animal? I'd just be a bird doing a normal bird one.

I'd crump. That's your dance, but what's your noise? Oh, me? Yeah. Peter. I don't know I don't know this is a tough question

It's kind of one you have to think about You have to picture yourself in the forest You've got to let out that guttural screech to attract a mate Oh no no I'd pick that I don't know what animal it is But it's just that call we've been used in Call of the Hunter the Wild away That one.

That one. Weak, wea, wea, wee. It's like a duff shit. What does it even attract? I don't remember what the fuck it attract. Meese. Meese. Oh man.

Jake the Pog. That's one. Hello Jar Boys, a serious culinary question here. What Star Wars species would you be willing to eat if they were cooked? properly and served to you at a restaurant. Some nicely seasoned Ewok steak, crispy baby Yoda bacon, barbecue mon calamari.

What about Wookie with a side of potatoes cooked in jabber fat? A nice plate of Wotto stew for 600 Republic credits or even Banffa Pie. I need answers. EWok. EWock Burger. I don't know.

There's nothing really that alluring about eat what meat to me you don't know the creature is alluring yeah that's the thing I'm gonna say uh sarlac because I feel like that sort of beougey

like yeah like in caviar you know yeah no one really likes it but they all pretend to yeah I'm curious about blue milk but that's not really a like it's something you cook what barbecue mong calamari sounds all right

because it's just Squit, Yeah, yeah. But they have some level of sentience and, like, they speak English and stuff. Yeah, that's the messed up thing. Wow. But I suppose, to be honest, in that universe,

there's a lot of, like, in teard... Yeah, they're all... It's a pretty hardcore ecosystem in the Star Wars galaxy. I mean, you've got rankles, you've got your Sarlax. I wouldn't eat a wookie either, though. That's just fucked. Yeah, that seems kind of... But you would eat a calamari, a mon calamari.

I think I'd have to, yeah. Why not? I mean, what else am I going to eat? Because, um, you don't know how much, like, good meat is underneath, you know? It could be like arguing, they're just mostly fluff. And they're just a tiny bit of muscle underneath. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Oh, I know it'll be good.

Those, um, those ticks from Attack of the Clones. I'm one of those on a plate. You know the ones I'm talking about, the anacom rise in the field. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll be down one of those. How about the giant wine that almost eats the Millennium Falcon? That plate doesn't taste that good. Yeah, but I bet it could feed, like, the entirety of...

Yeah, probably could feed, like... Like a whole planet. Yeah, yeah. Leg 27 has one for us. Hey, lads, question for Alex, I know you're a big dino fan. I was wonder what are Alex's favorite Dino movies, excluding Jurassic Park in the Mario movie, of course. Also, have you seen any of the show Primal that's directed by the same guy that did the second Clone Wars series, and I think it's one of the best shows I watched during lockdown, Cheers Mingaroos.

To be honest, there aren't that many Dino movies. There was that paleontology movie that just came out that I kind of want to check out, but... If you can't include... I mean, why can't you include Jurassic Park? um first Jurassic awesome um land for time worth it you know

um I personally like Prime Evil yeah um yeah prime evil is essential viewing um

I had going back to the question though with this show primal I've actually seen there's like a movie version I guess that has a few of the episodes and it is really good um that Samurai Jack

guy that art style is really good um yeah that honestly most of it is aimed at like land before time audience type stuff you know because most people don't care about dynos it's a sad truth did you guys ever see that 2D climb wars bullshit

yeah yeah they added it to disney plus i think so i might have to check it out again it's on disney plus i'm pretty sure they added it to like a legacy section um cool idea deludry that's one hi mingarino lads I've been re-watching old episodes

and that has awoken three questions deep inside of me number one what the fuck is Alex on number two when are you gonna do that review of jumper you never delivered on and number three

and now the non-mimi question did you guys ever suspect that James wasn't feeling well in earlier episodes uh what what what episode to be on about and what type of

this must be a crazy early jar with um in the period where you just weren't in it for ages remember yeah i've got i had huge swollen nuts i couldn't walk that's why i wasn't on the cast jumper came up the other day randomly i'd forgotten about that bullshit jumper fuck hayden christensen going back to the prequels wait he's teleporting yeah he's the main character him and Samuel Jackson. Wait what?

And he's like... He's like teleporting around the world. It was like big... This was huge in 2008, man. I didn't know... I didn't know it was my boy. Yeah, they tried to give him a movie. And no one really likes him that much. Star Wars fans.

It's got quite a funny poster. He's like standing next to the Pyramids. He's like, kind of sphinx. God, so lame Oh yeah, that was Doug Lyman Written by David S. Goyer I like that movie I am going to re-watch it at some point

Yeah, we are going to re-watch it Yes Bar Hopper 101 Has one Hey Mangos, I'm a listener from a small town in California and I've been having a great time every Monday when a new cast drops. My question is, if you lads have ever seen

the BBC Anthology series inside number nine. I'm not sure if I've heard it mentioned on the cast before, but I believe it's much better than Black Mirror. I recommend it if you like short, contain stories with great acting, particularly the second episode of Series 1, which contains no dialogue. Anyways, I hope you mingers,

a happy rest of the year, cheers. I'm pretty sure I actually did bring this up on a cast like ages ago, very briefly. it is very good from what I've seen I can't say I've seen every episode but it does have that I find it lame it's called Inside Number 9

it's got the Oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah The what was it called Psychoville There was like a show They've done a bunch of stuff but Yeah I was going to say Their style

Reminds me of the The Ryan Johnson is subverting, you know, but not in the way people don't like, you know, not in the Star Wars Last Jedi Way more than a, you know, the Knives Out sort of way where it's like clever writing, it's trying to trick you, it's using already established formulas to, you know, to flip on its head and surprise you. From what I've seen, there's some really creative writing in it, and acting and everything, so I'll check it out. It's on my watch list to properly go through but from what I've seen yeah it is really good psychological cup 6-7-4 is one for

James revisiting the beans and pasta meme I find it odd you never specify which combination of beans and pasta you find optimal does sauce matter for example last week I made a rigatoni with black beans in the typical basil maranara sauce that's that's that's too no it's too much bait beans fusely that's can can I just say fusely is the worst pastor I'd take

penny over it any day because penne is that one of the best ones so fusely sucks just taste shape you guys are gonna have to break down the shapes because I'm a visual thinker usually yeah the twisty spirals

it doesn't suck they're shit they're shit they're shit they are terrible they're the worst penny wait I just google wait you guys don't like this one no what the fuck is wrong

with it it's terrible it's a terrible pastor ship yeah it's lovely with um pesto actually the worst one might be the little like bow tie motherfuckers they suck yeah they they're oh man i'm an awesome one with the the bow ties because they in each little bow tie section it like absorbs a bunch of sauce no penny's best and it's the little shells they're they're good yeah i agree they're the shells very high tier con chigley um Whiglione, I think you'll find. Then you've got Spaghetti. I think I'll find it's conchigily, wiggly.

Pigley. Spaghetti's epic. Have you guys tried the spaghetti with the hole all the way through? Maybe spaghetti actually sucks. No, no, that's shit. No, spaghetti is a shit past a ship. No, no. Spaghetti is awesome.

Spaghetti is terrible. What's wrong with spaghetti? How can you? It's just crap. Yeah, Tagletelli is just superior, Spaghetti. No, Takedi is wrong, no, no. Svigetti's crap. No, either is superior.

Typical white people, man. I just can't believe, yeah. You're being racist against the Italians. You're being racist against the Italians. Now I've won. So you agree, Italians are white people. Is that what you're saying? Italians are white people?

You're getting cancelled. That's not what I said. There is. No, because you're not appreciating what the italian culture incentivizes the italian culture came up with all these fucking crazy ass motherfucking shapes and i think the way to truly enjoy pasta is to keep it varied keep trying all the different ones rotate throughout so you don't get bored of penno so you don't get bored of spaghetti so you don't get bored of taglitelli so you don't get bored of ravioli so you don't get bored

of conchiglione so you don't get bored of lasagna sheets they're not even versatile lasagna sheets aren't even versatile no they are if you break them up into strip but but lasagna fucking slabs you know what i'm gonna make pasta and i'm gonna boil lasagna sheets just in water like i start any old pasta dish you can make like a burrito out of like pasta oh it just sounds horrible just a soggy sheet Just wrap up like bolognese That's just soak bread That's called a pasty

Pasties aren't even good How do you guys feel about Spaghetti that isn't pasta Like courgette or Squash I've never actually had that Never really been in here It's bullshit

It's not pasta You can't call it pasta If it's not pasta Well you know You know it's filling the same role In the meal Call it conchiglione Yeah

Call it con Wiggly Biggley bloaty I don't want to get anything else to follow that one up with it looks like we'll end it there Dingle on the donie Yeah, yeah, I don't know Yeah, let's do this one No, I think we squeezed all we could at the pasta one

Zreed's Reddit as one for us There's been a lot of discussion of various cartoons with wildly varying opinions, Family Guy, Bojack Horseman, Big Mouth, Rick and Morty, etc. It's been interesting hearing the Jawa Boys' thoughts on these shows, but I'm wondering what you guys think of a certain kind of kids cartoon. Shows like Gravity Falls Over the Garden Wall and Avatar The Last Airbender. I genuinely think all those shows are extremely well made with loads of beautiful animation, well-written and relatable characters and very compelling stories.

There are also other more niche shows like Adventure Time and Stephen Universe that somewhat fit into the same category. but I think appeal to a more specific kind of audience. Any thoughts on those kinds of cartoons? Fairly-od-parence is pretty good. Shut the fuck up. Don't see that. What did did James say? I missed it.

I said, Fairly odd parents is pretty good. That's the worst fucking show, man. The worst show. Fuck, fairly odd parents. Yeah, yeah, fuck, fairly-o-appearance. I ain't got no time for a lot of those shows that were just mentioned. yeah so like adventure time get some little laughs out of that shit but if it's got bender in it then

sure if not whatever if it's got mender in it then maybe out of all of those i've seen over the garden wall and some of adventure time and i like them both they're cool but i mean with those shows i remember when they were airing it's just like such a ball like trying to watch it and order like before these streaming sites I just never bothered with with any like show like that it was split out um across weeks and you could just never unless you had like the proper schedule and shit and recording it but I just remember trying to keep up with I tried to watch avatar when it was on TV but like the episodes never linked and the stories like jumped around and it's like really frustrating way of trying to watch it but I do want to see the

last air vendor at some point I've just heard too much good shit about it and Dave Filoni was involved with it and... Dave Contriglioni was involved. Mm-hmm. I think he's one of the reasons it's really good, so... Is it on Netflix? I believe so. To be honest, it was the...

I've never been interested in like your Gravity Falls, Stephen Universe type shit. I mean... Gravity Falls is in the Rick and Morty Universe. Is it? Yeah Yeah I also heard it's in the undertale universe as well Yeah

I don't know I send on this one then From skinny and humble Do any Do any of you guys suffer badly with lint Bonus question Does Jim still have the toe knife Toe Knife to clean the fluff out of his little

toesies, thanks babbers. To answer that one, I got a new shower head and it's got a lot of pressure. It's got much more pressure. So the shower blasts our water so I can blast the toenail goop straight out of it. Oh nice. So you got rid of the knife then? Yeah, no knife anymore.

Unfortunately, I don't have a bit toe knife. What about lint? Do you suffer with lint? I think it's quite yummy. It's been quite warm here the last few days in the UK. So when I was out walking the dogs, I got a little bit of a sweat going. When I got back, I was fishing in my belly button and found the most disgusting bit of lint I've ever seen my life. Is that what it's actually called? The belly button flow?

Yeah. Lind. Fuck. Yeah. I do suffer from it. No, I pulled out one night a few months back that had been in there sometime. Oh, Brad. So you don't wash it out in the shower?

No, I do. It's just like, no, this one was like, so deep it was like from my birth. Fuck. It just took a while to get out. That's something fucked up I used to do. I used to, um, to get, I'd get a pair of like fingernail scissors. and I'd use the blade to

like dig shit out of my belly button What? Right, why'd you use a blade? Well, scissors. Yeah, but nail scissors are like all sharp and pointy in that way that like conventional So you can you can use it to like hook shit Yeah, I know I get where Jim's coming from

Yeah, so I dig in there The only trouble is like you'd get a little bit of skin out And then you're like, you're just making skin come out. Basically, you're just like pulling your stomach out of your belly button. Yeah, don't finger your belly button until there's fucking blood coming out. You can't finger it though, that's fine. Just not with a knife, a blade. I just...

No, it's like an addiction. You keep getting this bit of... skin out you know if if you have peely skin there's always there's always a bit to to to get do you know I mean you have peely skin yeah if you got peely skin there's always more surely if you have peely skin you need to like moisturiser it will get some E45 on that bad boy yeah but you got to go you got to peel it all off a bit a nivier or something in it re re skin yourself like a snake re-skin yourself like a snake

yeah live like a dog reskin yourself like a snake not that no I think we're at the end here lads any final words hmm conchiglione yeah leave your favorite pastor in the comments

whichever one gets the most upvotes is the best pastor in the fucking world. Hang on, it's not it's not, it's likes, isn't it, on comments? Sorry. The Redator and me was bleeding out.