JAR Media Posdact - TOo Human TOo - Corncast 34

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 34. I'm your host, Alex, and this is the number one Assassin's Creed podcast. We're joined by Etzio. Grazie. I just wanted to see you would take it. James, can you do the intro? I was just saving that.

Assassin's Creed thing for like so a lot. I just wanted to say it was an Assassin's Creed podcast really badly because that's just funny to me. Imagine like there's that destiny podcast The Fire Team chat. Is that an IGN thing? Do they still do it?

Yeah, I listen to one episode today. You're like, imagine being like an Assassin's Creed podcast and thinking like, there's got to be someone that's like, you know, trying that, you know? They think like, yeah, this niche this is something to tap into. That's for sure. I mean, yeah

I mean they keep making them and they keep making the nation Good afternoon morning evening or night and welcome to the Pieces of Eden podcast Oh that was nice

That was nice Wait oh shit that's necessary Yeah That was good Great work Today you're joined by Myself The Head Eden

And my fellow Eden Yeah, you fucked it. I was going to say, like, I was thinking if he says Desmond Miles or something, that would be impressive, but... You can be Desmond, Ruben. Ruben, say hello to everyone, you're Desmond.

Hello? And Connor McGregor. Great to be jumping by you, Connor. I see you, Alex. Oh, I thought I was Nolan North.

No, I'm Nolan North. I'm Desmond Miles. What do you want to be Nolan North and I'll be Desmond Miles? I'll be, I'll just be the voice. You can be the character, Desmond. I'll be the voice of Desmond, Nolan North. What's even the point of introducing our names if it's that confusing, you know? There's so much law.

There's so much of law that no one understands. I'm just like imagining they, you know, I've heard of this jerk us. thing let's check it out and they like happen to pick this episode and they just say the assassin's greed like someone has got to have chosen like the worst episode possible

to try and jump on it there's got to be one that's really really just the curry one no no that's not bad like one where we introduce ourselves in a bizarre way that yeah like can't get in no the curry one is wayward

it's like 20 minutes long and the whole time we're just arguing over what we're going to eat for dinner yeah but that's jar energy is the thing that's us how many podcasts like of ours have there been just like no names introduced

so no one knows so many yeah I would assume the majority no podcast is you serious yeah after like 100 episodes we're like maybe we should start like introducing each other

and before we get too deep into this show I want to shout out the Patreon over at Patreon where you can get your names read out at the halfway point. We will be moving it to once a month instead of every week, but for March it will be every week. So how we doing, boys? The insanity is spreading.

I'm playing flight simulator a lot to make myself feel like I'm going somewhere. To make it feel like you're travelling. Yeah. I think a lot of people probably suffered with this a lot earlier one because they're probably at home a lot more but I'm getting to that phase of like every day is exactly the same

I'm doing the same things at the same time every single day and it's starting to row a little thin it's meant to be healthy isn't it to have like a really super consistent routine it's nice to be able to have a few like a bit of flare in there a little bit the choice to like

you know today I'm going to just have go here instead of there for this moment in my day no no no no we should all set out the same there is no love here there is no pain

it makes it does make shit go by way faster though because there's there's never like an event you're never looking forward to anything there's nothing you can reminisce about

like in the near I just dreads that new memories are being formed yeah that's depressive that is so it would make me depressed but it makes it feel

like death will come so much sooner oh my god like The only interesting thing in my life is that I drive to Starbucks once a week. That's the only thing I've got going on. I'm losing it. Like, it's just every month goes by and it's like, oh, payday.

Yay. And that's it, I buy one takeaway and that's it for the fucking month. I know it will lift your spirits though, James. What? The comet barrel. I gotta admit something, okay? What? I fucking ate the comet barrel.

Yeah, I hate the comment barrel. I fucking can't stand the comment barrel. It's still coming out now. No, it's not, I don't hate the part of the show. I just hate the nomin culture. I hate the, yeah, the name. Yeah, the moniker. We have to come up with a new one.

Uh, okay. Comment receptacle. Comment crucible. The comment crucible. Ooh, comment crucible. Oh, no. I like that. I think we should call it the sloppy Joe part of the podcast.

Sloppy Joe, do you know what a sloppy Joe is? Yeah, it's a sloppy fucking Joe, Jim. No, do you know what a sloppy Joe is? Yeah, it's like loose meat and a sauce in a bun. Loose meat and a sauce and a bun. That's a passout. It's... No, I'm saying it genuinely is.

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, it's... I mean, it isn't, but it is, you know? Well, yeah, and the comment bowel is now the sloppy Joe. Or the sloppy. I'm not... I just noted down, Comment Crucible. I'm not introducing a sloppy Joe every week.

Why? At least sloppy Joe's are, like, interesting, unlike the Crucible. No. Yeah, we just whip out the Comment Crucible, which is being led by R slash JAR Media this time. Who, um, obviously a few of the questions and the comments were relating to Jim's ghost experience that we talked about last episode. episode a little bit. Um, a few people had some answers as to what they believe the sound you heard might have been Jim. So here are some things that may potentially explain Jim's ghost experience. If not, I hope they at least comfort him. Number one, stray cats, especially female cats tend to have a very human like yowls slash scream when they're in pain or hungry. It may have been a poor cat in the vicinity or maybe even trapped somewhere in the pub. Number two, since the folk tale is well known in the area, it may have been some dickhead teenagers in the area trying to creep people.

out, even could be a recording of said dickheads. They may have also targeted the pub specifically since had a reputation for being haunted. And number three, it was James all along. Number two is the most obscene one. Like that would never happen. And it wasn't number one.

And we know it wasn't number three. Because James would scare himself more than he would scare me if he was the one that did it. I propose that it could just be that for years foxes like to breed in that specific area.

That's it. You know, it could just be that. That's the most realistic example. But being in that pub, it's like, you probably wouldn't hear it that loudly. Yeah, it's got pretty thick walls. Yeah. Fucking old.

There were cows nearby. Could have been a cow. Cow. Yeah. Perry left a comment saying, To go into the ghost story, if it was in the middle of the countryside at night near woods, I think it was a fox scream or a ghost.

I've heard So we're still On square one then A fox scream We've all heard Fox screams haven't me Not in real life Oh I have

I've I've Obviously because I live like Just over the road opposite me It's just filled And they constantly do it At some points of the year

It kind of is like a woman's screaming But you know it's a fox Like it's very distinguishable as that. Like would you say it was a fox stream or sounded anything like a fox? It sounded too human. Yeah, then it's probably not a fox. Because foxes are very

very... Like foxes can sound scary but I mean if memory serves it was pretty human too human to be a fox. Then I would say that is a genuinely ghostly experience. It was a ghostly

experience. It was too human like the classic xbox game i say like it was that on purpose but it was you knew that too human that was alec speaking i know like i know that i'm speaking but i'd acknowledge the two human immediately and i thought i hope and then he did acknowledge two human like i thought you know i said two human you know when is two human coming back that's what i'm wondering um i think they should merge the halo universe halo infinite is like the revival of both halos and two They build up all of Halo Infinite to me.

You think the flood's coming back, but it's actually like... Yeah, it's too human. You just go into Too Human and just play Too Human. Finally, Too Human 2. Um, obviously, aside from the ghost thing, we had a little bit of a discussion about mini eggs, which was quite controversial. Another Rudder left a comment saying,

the first mini egg you eat out of a bag is 8 out of 10. and then subsequent ones consumed in the same sitting are about five out of ten there's a nice taste on the outside of the shell that gets masked once you've eaten the first egg you see I'd argue that the first

mini egg starts at five out of ten and then the second one is four out of ten third one is a three fourth one is due to ETC ETC Sorry about that but no I think that's your biasedness

You're biased How is it a bias? It's an opinion motherfucker. It's an eight. No, this person's right. It's an eight. Well, it's, no. I know it doesn't stop at five though. It goes to like it is. It is the sugar shell that layers up and makes your throat all like

yeah. However, the sugar shell is a part of the pleasure. Yeah, you can't win. It's the part that ruins the chocolate. But like I love Smarties and all that garbage, you know? So like, I was always going to like MiniX. I'm just one of those people. Smarties are better than Mini Eggs.

No, I feel smarties to shit. It's a different pleasure. Oh, jaint, right, that's it. New one. New voice channel. Like, no, Smarties, they, they, they have this weird taste.

And I don't know how to explain it, but it feels wrong. It feels wrong. I know what you mean. I know what you mean, however I like it. Smarties are good. It's like this chemically taste

of like the coloring on the outside. But it's natural. They're not. natural colors now. Also, the orange one is a slight like orange flavor giving it a bit of a surprise every now and again.

Smarties are awesome. No, Eminem is the other one. Eminem's the best out of all three. No, when you get the biscuit M&Ms. Smarties are better than like basic M&Ms. Smarties don't do any variants. However, if someone was like, hey, would you like a

Smarties cookie or would you like an M&M's cookie? Fucking M&M&MN. Smarties cookie, motherfuckers. Smarties cookie motherfuckers. Yeah, see, we're right. No, there's no, no, no. I put right-rank Eminem's above Smarties myself. Oh, fucking gets out of here.

Really? No, there's something that ruined Eminem's. Smartis have a, a cringy name. Yeah. Wrong. Stupid receptacle. M&M's a way cooler. They've got an awesome shop in London that smells nice.

See, you feel cool. Eminem's an awesome rapper. The Eminem shop is not awesome. It's horrible. No, that's what I was going to say. It's fairly priced. The products are great. The smell when you walk in is just delicious.

Disgusting. It's foul. What a foul shop. Yeah, but at least you can smell it like from... What a horrible modern. It's a monument to all of our sins. Ever since I stepped foot into the M&M shop in London, I've never, like, bought about M&Ms.

See, no, if you had went to a fucking smarty shop, it would smell the tame. Yeah, but they don't have this. fucking bloated ego where they think you know what? No one gives a shit about Smarties. Yeah, they're shit. No one gives a shit about M&Ms but they just... It's because of the green M&M. They put this fucking shop

there and act like they They go... Oh shit. Jim, there's like Eminem law with the characters and they're like voiced by the Futurama course. I don't want to picture eating conscious rappers. They just want to fuck the green M&M Jim. It's okay. We don't need to

we don't yeah we're fine getting heated no you guys are sheep I'm sorry you're cheap just because you want to voar the green M&M it's not the green one it's the brown one that's the one you want look you guys are the ones that are talking about how good M&M's

are James did you just have that a bitch is saved like already it was just already on your face there's the thumbnail no you know the brown M&M is better why why because the glasses is it because

Do you think that if they were a human, they'd have mummy milkers? They'd have mummy milkers, and that's what it is, isn't it, James? The Brown wanted to do it with human would have mummy milkers. They'd be that anime, like, archetype character, yeah, with the, you know, the exact look. Yeah, I know the exact one you're on about, and that's why the Brown Eminem... Evengellian has, like, that character, like, has a kind of vibe. What, Baynese and stuff? Yeah, right?

Yeah, that's the vibes from the Brown M&M. Beateneta Vives, okay. Yeah, you know what vibes I mean No, I know exactly I know the vibes I know the vibes Yeah exactly

That's the vibes But either way Eminem's better than fucking Smartis Mm-hmm Thanks I like how it's the two most Mature and oldest people Who appreciate the M&M

I just like the British classic Alright A great British classic Shit classic Absolutely bonkers mate Left a bit of feedback for you James. Beans on pasta update. Not terrible, but not sure if I would ever eat it again. The interesting part is that I asked my mom to buy a can of baked beans and she insisted

that she made homemade instead. She asked why I wanted the beans and I told her I wanted to try British cuisine. Luckily, she didn't ask anything further. James, can you be honest? Have you, have you, have you ever had beans on pasta? Look, we're not going over this again Can you be honest? Please, just things. Tell me the truth. I've sent you so many pictures of my beans on pasta gym. You can't! Nah, they could be fake.

Yes, fake all along. I've just been doing it as a jar. No, tell me the fucking truth. That is the truth. Who the fuck would have beans on pasta gym? What fucking animal would do that? You? No. Like, no, it's all fucking fake

Reverse search all the images They're just off the internet Like the fucking bean and noodle one I post on Twitter That's off the internet They all are It just seems like such a degenerate thing For you to do You know, it's like

I've got culture, mate No, no But No No We got one more Comment corner Or whatever the fuck

Cripp from Crippled Water Tank. I haven't watched the cast for a few weeks, so I'm not sure if you're aware of it, but you should definitely check out Star Wars Detours. It's an official animated family guy-esque Star Wars show by Seth Green. And the funniest thing is, they finished making two full complete seasons, animations and everything. And we only ever got a trailer and a few clips. From what I saw of it, though, it looked fucking dreadful and every dare wish we got to see more. Hashtag release the detours.

do you guys remember that I remember that yeah I don't know what I never saw anything from it but I remember the existence of Star Wars detours the trailer like looks so fucking bad it's why I was happy that when um Disney bought Star Wars it was like oh finally they're gonna do something that isn't so was detours like with Star Wars because around that time that's like what the future of Star Wars was it was like Star Wars was like it that was the high point but yeah it's definitely a different time now wish we could go back to the detours timeline well with the Snyder coat coming out on everything I think the detours cut should well yeah

speaking of the Snyder cut that's my my major topic and I mean it took the whole week to basically watch it's four hours long it's like a four hour long I can't remember if it's six or eight parts i think it's six um yeah like just ridiculously epic Zach Snyder marathon adventure that yeah i actually sat down in one sitting watch the whole thing and what my biggest takeaway was

man fuck just weeden dude yeah his his version like it's not like the next coming of christ or anything i've just described it as it's about in line as Man of Steel. I thought BVS was like pretty pretty bad overall but the Snyder cut seems more like Man of Steel where like yeah there's still so much wrong with it just like there is in Man of Steel but it still has like that soundtrack that junkie XL soundtrack it still has like cool ideas there are actually some action scenes that when they're like reframed the Snyder way They're like, oh, this actually makes sense.

This has like a build-up attention. You're showing perspectives that kind of build out the scenes a bit more. It's just an improvement in every single way over that original version. But it's hard not to get lost in that in terms of like that original one is so bad. The original Justice League, I think, it's like honestly one of the biggest travesties in Hollywood in the last like a few years just in terms of a fuck-up. up on that kind of scale. Like, it's like a $370 million fuck-up. And, like, filming, like, an edgy Zach Snyder movie,

and then on the cutting room floor handing it to, like, a director that has the tonal opposite style, and somehow thinking that would, like, make a complete product. I'm sure they thought just because he'd done the Avengers that he could just... That he'd be able to Frankenstein it together. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, it's so confusing, because at the same time, it is full of so much dumb shit.

I won't spoil anything, because there is some, like, laugh out loud stuff that made me laugh in a kind of fun way. It was definitely out of all of these extended DC movies I watched. I've seen the extended, like, suicide squad, I've seen the extended BBS. and I just thought those were like it was just complete waste of time I've heard the extended BVS actually makes the film worse yeah yeah I think it makes it worse

but the Snyder cut actually has a consistent tone pretty much the characters are given more time to breathe it does still have the problem of having to rush so much shit together because it's trying to do like the first Avengers film as well as

being like end game and the one with Ultron. What was that one called? Age of Ultron? It's like trying to do like three Avengers movies in one. Yeah, plus set up characters that don't have their own films. Yeah, I think it sets up like three or four characters. The villain's definitely a lot better.

His visual design is still really bad and stupid and really just like teenager-y is the best way I can describe it. It's like, you know, cool design. is just cover it in like spikes. It's just a big action figure covered in like metallic spikes. There are scenes I think Ruben would like, but I don't think Ruben could sit through the whole thing. But I reckon Jim, you would get something out of it.

And I don't know about James if you can give a single F about any of this. Yeah, I've already, I actually had one of my friends from university. He watched it and he said, if you don't mind me assuming, I assume you would not be able to watch it but there are definitely things you would like that you said the same thing Yeah, because that the best thing about Man of Steel

was that soundtrack and there are a couple of ways they use it in the Snyder cut that were like actually kind of gave me like chills and like really worked I might just fucking watch it Yeah, I don't know what it was Where do I watch it?

I don't even know And it's got like it is so fucking pretentious christen up its own ass. But there's something weirdly endearing about it because you are contrasting it against this like total product where you can't, no one's vision is coming through at all in that original Justice League.

It's like such a product where this is Zach Snyder's interpretation. And it's like, it comes with all the good and bad of that. He is like a visual guy. The visual side of it is way more oppressive. There are just so many caveats. and there's so many layers to it I just find it fascinating

that he was even allowed to complete it and given like an extra I think 40 million or something to do reshoots and add like loads of cyborg scenes and stuff

I think it's just fascinating like I was I was glued to it for all the wrong and right reasons I think you're going to check it out Jim when you get a chance aren't you

yeah totally I've always found like there's no point for DC to just do what Marvel did? Because you're not going to do it in Marvel. You might as well give it to a dude like Zach Snyder who's going to do just whatever the fuck he wants. And at least it will be like a film from

from him. It's like out of Zach Snyder's movies it's probably one of his best projects he's ever done. It's better, it's more consistent than BVS because you know BVS like a couple of like standout action scenes and that's the only thing yeah really that is worth it in the movie it's way more balanced somehow in justice league despite that bloated runtime the way it's split up it's not like man of steel either way you know like the last third of the movie's just action on such a level that doesn't really line up with superman that well in terms of just destruction and we've never really had the pure Superman but it's never given that time to just

go into the pure indulgence of like that action it's a bit more structured than that but yeah there's definitely so much weird stuff in there yeah one of you guys would have to see it so we can talk about more detail but yeah broadly i found it really interesting i just do it you know i got a day off on tuesday probably the one of the things sniders worst at is like a soundtrack music choice in the like tarentino way where it's not like the score the original score he's like picking songs his his his music choice is really questionable in places and when you watch it you'll you know exactly what I mean are those on the nose is the ones in watchman it's it's yeah yes it's like that level

pretty much it's not it's not like sucker punch level which is like probably the worst thing I've ever seen from him um yeah I've never watched that yeah it's it's I was surprised by how I was able to like just watch it in one sitting and I was just enjoying that contrasting like to that original movie and just seeing it does feel completely separate and just so much was ripped out of that first movie actually makes sense like the actual stories and like it doesn't skip over huge parts the movie doesn't like begin with Batman on the rooftop of one of those like bugs and like that's just not in the movie at all some of the worst scenes from the original. they aren't in the movie at all um it's just fascinating and like it probably would never have happened if not for uh COVID and just the timeline we're in it's very bizarre in terms of this kind of stuff what what on earth are they going to do they like yeah because of course it like ends on a cliff hanger oh fuck there was like a proposal the original plan was they were going to make like two or three justice league movies that was the plan

But I think I saw that he was going to do four. It was going to be like a four hut. I'll tell you what the ultimate plan was going to be. Do you guys mind me saying? Like what the overall plan was going to be. It doesn't really spoil anything for the Snyder cut specifically, but it's more what their like big term plans were with the like, do you remember in BVS there's that weird scene where Batman has like a vision?

Yeah. yeah yeah that was that was supposed to be like teasing the the flashpoint paradox storyline right thing you know with like uh isn't it like the joke no someone lowest lane winds up dying superman goes bad or whatever yeah all that was kind of foreshadowed and the ultimate story was going to be that like superman's kid was going to wind up like being batman and like replacing Batman? Weird idea. I don't know how that would have come together, but... Fuck it, funny. You see,

this is where... It is insane. That shouldn't happen. I think... I think Zach Snyder should just be given like his own characters. Surely he can come up with his own characters and write this stupidest story about his characters. Like, he clearly

doesn't give a... shit about the source material he's probably read like one comic being the Dark Note returns and it's not like I really care about it either but I mean what's the point of making a Batman movie if you don't get

what Batman is well weirdly I thought the way he presented Batman in BVS was kind of cool in theory and the visual side of it I don't really mind and the brutality of it but it's like he just doesn't care about the

story and getting you invested in the characters in any way so Batman in that movie is so detached and have you seen or read from this interview um he was like he basically said his Batman fucks all the other Batman are like virgin pussies because they don't kill it he's like um my Batman's for adult adult men that fuck What a Zach Snyder thing to say? Yeah. I mean, I think that, from the looks of things, just Batman, the idea of being, like, brutal. I kind of get the feeling that new Batman, like, whenever that comes out, is going to be kind of like that. I get the feeling, because I set in Robert Patterson's B-Man up to be pretty fucking edgy. So I hope he is quite, you know, like, the bat symbol on his chest is made out of the components of the gun that killed his parents.

Really? So I hope they get that part into this one, but not the other lame shit. Just the stuff that's like, yeah, he's Batman and he's actually really angry. Oh, one more thing on the Snyder cut. The epilogue is so bad. It's like the fucking worst shit like I've ever seen. So just ignore, like just turn your brain off once that bit begins. What are you doing Monday night?

It's the joke a bit, by the way. Should we just watch this night I'm not a busy Monday night get a hold of it and watch it I'm down to watch this fucking movie I'm not watching on my air and it suck just be bored

I just look at my phone the whole time like shit what am I doing? For you to say you just sat down and watched the whole thing for a four hour film yeah man like that takes some

some movie making skills so fair play yeah it has to be like even if it's shit it's got to have something it's got to have a hook that's it simple as that it has to have something hooking you to make you watch a four-hour movie it's the most

Zach Snyder move because it's it's not a movie it's not a TV show it's not like in any series it's just like I don't know what it is I'm surprised no Marvel movie was ever like fuck it let's make this shit like six hours Well, you know, don't speak too soon.

They might double it for end game two. They should do end game two. Iron Man, you're back. And Captain America, too? Jarvis. Explain my back in exposition. Fuck. Yeah.

There are certain parts I can't wait to hear your reaction to that I won't spoil. If you guys don't have anything, I think that's it for part one. All right, we'll see you after these messages. Dry Media shirts, now, or I'm going to hurt you. Description below. Good afternoon.

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Welcome to the Assassin's Creed part of the podcast where we answer questions from the assassins in the community. If you want to leave your own questions for us to answer future episodes, head over to the Assassin's Creed subreddit. Well, there'll be a suggestion to write it. Mega Bears has our first question. The UK government are planning to lift all COVID-related restrictions. on the 21st of June.

This is on a Monday and so an episode of JAR will be released. JAR media could also reach 100K at this point too. As a way to celebrate and move on from these dark times could Alex release the cringy Minecraft

video? No. No, that's the answer. Big fat no from me, I'm afraid. I will do everything I can in my power to make it happen

because my cringe has been on the internet for everyone to saying it's time Alex and we know our cringe is also this is too far no against you were never that cringy you were never that cringy

yours was like endearing there's nothing endearing about this it's just like sad oh yeah I would actually never recover knowing that I could be walking down the street one day so I'll be like

it's that guy that fucking video like the chances are one in It's like 7 billion But the idea of it happening You're there going From that Minecraft parody When we originally posted it

It did get views People out there have seen it We just don't We deserve pain Yeah, it probably got like 2,000 views We're going to burn for the things we did to ourselves Like 2,000 people around the world saw it

And I think of that video I get pain that I've never seen before in regards to any other video. I don't know how we managed to top 40 feet where you made. Yeah. No, that was definitely the lowest point of like the iceberg. But now, look, we talk about Halo, we talk about the Avengers, we're an Assassin's Creed podcast.

It's like, I know, we talk about novel and DC sometimes. I know the Jaffa fans. probably want to see it because we've bigged it up but it isn't you don't you really don't it has like a nuke going of joke in it oh do you remember this other video let's just stop please i remember it old beat you know i've got like perfect perfect we should we should recreate it yeah Oh, yeah, I did, I'm picturing it, like me, I'm picturing me right now standing in that same place as a man looking at it and just trying to do that one hit again.

I can't stop talking about it. But meat crisps in the microphone, I do what I want. No, I'm just, I just want to finish on that one. If we did that in the era of YouTube commentary channel, oh my god yeah our lives would be over yeah we all would have just done it

that would be it we all would have pulled the trigger I think the best way to have done it just would have been a four man like one bullet bang just do all that it like indie does in the third movie

anyway naughty boys official has one for us thoughts on climbing the stairs on all fours. I believe the act of scrambling quickly up the stairs on all fours fulfills a primal urge in a remnant part of our eight brain. It is the closest we can

hope to return to our days as powerful beasts. I know James will have a hot take on this. Yeah, man, I'm going to go do it. What, he's never done it before? He's so excited by the concept he has to go do it, but surely he's done it before.

No, that's probably, no, he's He's just, he's been reminded that that's the thing that you can do. I'll catch myself doing it sometimes, like, as an adult, like, if I'm in a house. But obviously, I don't live somewhere where there are stairs that I climb. But whenever there are, I'll catch myself doing it. I'll catch myself going to do it. I'm like, wait, you're an adult now. If my hands are empty, I just, I will do, that's how I go up the stairs.

It's quicker. Ever since I started the hands, like, this rule I heard where if you always have things in your hands, you're like, always cleaning so you're like always cleaning in the background so I rarely don't have things in my hands anymore but otherwise I would be scrambling up the stairs wait explain this philosophy yeah yeah if in every room you go in you pick you if you always make sure you have something in your hands because there's always things that needs to be moved around whether it be like a bit of rubbish a bin be emptied like a hoodie moved if you always have something in your hands

when you were entering and leaving rooms you're like always cleaning in some way I'm obsessed with it I'm always doing it it's a bit kind of like irritating but yeah I see what you mean now that is a good point well we're all down

with this going up the stairs and all fours thing we all agree it's an important aspect how old James yeah well I've got really short stairs where it like goes on a corner it's like a spiral I don't think I got the full effect

I don't know I feel like a spiral like the corner is better it's like drifting yeah the stairs in your house i i always found we're good for it jim the house you live in right now because they're quite vertical your steps the ones the ones up to my old room yeah very very steep stairs yeah it's actually way safer as well the brave thing though is to go down probably is safer go on all fours downstairs what about the cart titan I didn't Yeah, because

I guess logically the stairs are one of the most dangerous places in the house just in terms of where you're most likely to be injured He is on the stairs Do you know what's one thing that I've done a lot I've done it and I've almost done it a lot Because obviously we have a dog We have a dog gate for Gaius on the bottom floor

So me and him will be upstairs Like running around like playing And he would dart downstairs Oh dark downstairs Sprinting round this corner At maximum speed the dog gate's closed so I fucking bowel wall over the

skate gate onto the floor on the bottom floor not nice I do that a lot child at heart really very deep within the recesses of the jar dock is the jar commandments I might actually add

you have to go up the stairs on all fours yeah no I disagree why you don't if the stairs are suitable like if I notice like the stair in front of me is very close to where my hands kind of are I'll do it yeah I do you guys remember any of these commandments this must be from fucking years ago is it is one of them the poo the poo hour no it's just shit like

take your shit at the right time yeah the poo hour yeah the poo hour keep your booty hole clean the word of Jela is absolute yes what's yours is jars that's a good one that's a good one if you leave us you will perish the clothing of jar is absolute

jar is eternal hair and you must go upstairs on all fours hair hair like hair H-H oh hair

no that one needs to be gone remove hair no I'm definitely keeping it now. Cuba Yeh has one for us. Hey Mingers, what is your stance on picking your nose in the shower? I think this is an important topic. Not before mentioned on the JAR Media podcast

and adds nicely to the overarching theme of shit and piss of the content. Keep it up. Well, we should die. I just don't like it's slipping so much of the water on my feet, presumably on my hands. Like it slips. You don't get that grip, you know.

Well, it depends what type of boot you've brought. What type you're trying to pick? Yeah, pecking is a baby mood, uh, move. What you want to do is, like, massage your sinuses and then just like do the Trevor Phillips one finger over nostril. What do they call it the, uh... What? It's like the farmers... No, I don't know what it is.

Your... Farmers dingle? Yeah, Farmers dingle and you put one, one finger over one nostril and exhale. Yeah. What? And then all the snog goes flying. The snort goes flying, yeah. I've never heard of this. Why have you never told me this?

Alex used to always do it. Yeah. My sinuses are fucked. So I'm constantly playing on my nose and clearing my nose and doing the netty pot things or whatever. Make sure you don't do it with dirty water. You'll get the brain amoeba and die. Oh yeah, I boil that water for 10 minutes before I shove out my nose.

Don't want the brain amoeba. I didn't realize it was a thing a common thing to pick your nose in the shower because I sort of always have I'll give a good rummage I feel like once you're in the shower

every hole needs to be like cleaned in some way every hole is having the fingers shoved in and like wiggled around you know yeah but the thing is picking your nose in the shower it's what

yeah it does suck. Having more in your nostrils just feels shit. Oh yeah, fucks me up. But I do think it's kind of... You'd hate what I do for my nasal spray thing. No, I've seen it. It's fucking gross.

I find that often I'm also dealing with a lot of nasal congestion because my flat has been up to now. After very recently, it's been very damp and then there's been a lot of sort of black mold that I've gotten to clean and get rid of because

more, you know, like good property and stuff, but I've been able to have the windows open a lot more recently because it's not so like, it's not so, sorry, I got distracted, it's not so cold, I'm able to have the windows open and it's been sort of helping with that. I'm able to breathe a bit better right now, but yeah, I do, I do empathize with the nose thing. It's been a real, it's like hay fever in the summer, and then during the winter, it's just damp, so I can't breathe then either. Yeah, and I do a showers.

I've got to like make a decision because with deviated septum, the older you get, the worse it gets. So they just like your nose just collapses in on itself more and more. What? Whoa, that's gross. Yeah, because your nose just doesn't stop growing. Yeah. You know, it's the cartilage or whatever just keeps on. Yeah, so I'll probably have to get, it's not, it's one of the plasties.

It's not the outside, it's the inside one. You know, the rhinoplasty or the septoplasty, I think it's called. So, great. Are you going to get a nose job? No, a rhinoplasti is a nose job, I guess. But if it's for the septum, I think it's slightly different. I was going to say, eventually surely the NHS would just, like, offer it. Because it's like, well, yeah, this has become a health problem.

I actually went to the NHS for it years ago, probably when I was like 20. and they actually asked me if my nose had been broken before and then they just never referred me anywhere or did anything they'll just say yeah just like netty potty or whatever you have to

with the NHS you have to just lie if I said I really struggle breathing which is true at certain points I do struggle breathing through my nose because of it but you have to really like you have to know what you need before you go

and then you'll actually which is stupid because like what 20 year old knows what they need. Well, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, pick your nose in the shower. I don't care. Do all you want in the shower, man.

It's a free zone. It's for, it's exactly for shit like that. Vibrating Pablo has our next one. If Megan Markle and Prince Harry had chosen to do the interview with JAR Media rather than Oprah, how would it have gone down? What would you have asked? Thoughts? Questions on Reddit?

What was the question? If Megan Markle and Prince Harry came on J.R. instead of Oprah. We'd simply... Not ask any of the right questions. Just talk about like Marvel. Have you watched any movies lately? Have you seen the Snyderkirt? Yeah, who's your favourite Justice League member, Megan?

We'd have to go through the... You'd have to ask Prince Howe what animals he think he could fight or one... Could you beat a gorilla or a bear with? Yeah, I saw a tree. Which member of the royal family could beat an eagle in a fight? Philip. Philip looks like what you feed eagles. Yeah.

Yeah, and that's how he'd kill it. All the toxins in his fucking blood. He looks like a fallout ghoul. Yeah. I don't know how he's alive. King Cocker has one for us. In episode 95 of the Jowcast titled We Have Never Been So Furious. 43 minutes in, Jim said in response to the question,

What is the strangest interaction you've had with a stranger? What is the weirdest thing you saw a stranger do? That he had a good story, but him and Reuben promised never to tell it on the Jowcast as he would literally kill us, quote, if he did. Would you care to shed some light on this interaction now that some time has passed?

What was it? The biker guy. Oh, right. We never told that one? I swear we did. I know of it. We did as well, yeah. I'm sure we told that one.

Is there another thing that happened? No, there can't be. I don't know, because I trust the gowlings to keep track of the timeline in terms of what we've talked about publicly. I don't think of anything, but yeah, I'm sure we told them.

I'm sure we've told it before but I'll break it down, make it simple and go through it again. A ghost was coming home from the pub. Ruben and I were outside Alex's house late at night. Guy on a motorbike comes flying

around the corner drives up to us stocks, falls off his bike motorbike this is and then we talk to him he's clearly

like pissed out of his mind and he lives relatively near Alex's house so we help him home all the while he's telling us like if we tell anyone or the police or anything that he will kill us

basically he said he's something only like a really drunk person would think it's a good idea yeah he's from he said he's from like East London and he knows all these gangsters and shit

and we're literally helping him home just like out of the kindness of our hearts yeah we got white morality we didn't get the red moral we got the white moral points and we got the good fucking ending yeah we're doing like the paragon flash thing and yeah we've had LT so many times it was nuts but he straight up falls over at one point and he's like unconscious

and I'm I'm like kneeling in front of him and I'm like, he comes two and he's like, who the fuck are you? And then the whole shit starts again he's like, you realize I'll kill you. If you tell anyone, I was like, yeah, you said, we take him,

we take him to hell. We take him a very, very short distance and it takes like two hours. We don't know how to fucking move a motorbike, we don't drive motorbikes. And you've got to hold some fucking bullshit down. the clutch so it yeah you got held it along because it was in gear you should have

been there for that because yeah that would help you could have just driven it back plus we were both quite drunk as well so yeah yeah we were the fuck was gonna we were gonna yeah we can stand ah I was so hung over you and then I remember waking sorry I'm just cutting to the end I remember waking I went to the other like six woke up at like half 12 and I went downstairs like I was like watching Gerald's game and I'm just like most hungover I've ever been in my life it's like Yeah, so Jim and I help this drunk guy. Yeah, weirdly enough, at the same night, Alex just for no reason, had vomited.

Yeah, it was sick, like minutes before it happened. Yeah, it just missed it by like a smidge. Yeah, it was horrible. And, like, somebody heard us helping this guy and they, like, came out. I was like, don't worry, he's just drunk. And we're just, I remember having to be like, my immediate thought was just go in. I don't want him to kill you. Yeah.

quite run he hasn't seen you so the nutter was blind drunk driving around town at 2 a.m on his motorbike he's driven full speed around the corner he was fine until he stopped

yeah and he just tipped over and he kept like kicking his bike like it was the bike's fault fucking throw me off of it like it's a horse or something and we get him home and he's like look at my car

It's fucking beautiful What was the car? I don't remember the car Was it a BMW or something Yeah, I think it was a BMW That's so funny Oh my god I was so

Oh man I remember it was It had been raining It stopped raining fortunately But I stepped out Without my shoes on So like Oh really

Yeah the whole time I was helping I was wearing socks Yeah You see this is why I always wear shoes. You've got to be prepared. Just in case this happens.

This was the lesson that I was told. I never got the chance to go back in and put shoes on because I was like, I can't really leave Jim with this fucking dude. If you had to have gone and put your shoes on, I would be dead right now. That's the other than mine. It's whether or not I put my shoes on. That's the only thing that's different. That's the choice, and I made the Paragon choice.

I just won't wear shoes, I guess. Well, speaking of her beautiful cars, there's a question for you, James, from Barrio Bathwater. Question for James. Are you familiar with the Mitsubishi Mum 500? If so, thoughts. You ever heard of this, James?

So, Google Mitsubishi Mum 500. I'm doing it as well. Fuck me. That's fucking cute as fuck. That looks great. I want the Mum 500. Yeah. some cool versions of the MUM-500.

You can have the number plate MILF. Oh, that'll be perfect. The Milfunter driving the MUM-500. Exactly. Holy shit. I think it was only like a concept car. Yeah, it's a concept car. That's a shame.

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to make the Milfordville myself. Wait, what the fuck? It's one of those cars that, like, on the interior, the seat is like a sofa. Oh, weird. The front seat, yeah. But it's manual. So the gear stick is like, what the fuck? From this image, it looks like the gear stick is in the middle of the steering wheel.

What about the gauss, James. Would you like the Mitsubishi Gauss? Wait, there's a Mitsubishi Gauss? Yeah, it's on the list of Mitsubishi concept calls on Wikipedia. It's underneath the mum 5-100, G-A-U-S. There's also a mouse, a Mitsubishi mouse, and a Mitsubishi Zouse. I'm not doing. Zaus.

Dude, the gals actually looked like future awesome vehicle. Ah, the mum 500. I wonder if it would have been a drifting vehicle. No, I don't think so. It doesn't look, yeah, it looks like it would just go toppling. Yeah, you just fall over. Well, I've got bad news. You can't buy a milf number plate.

Whoa. Oh no, no, what I need to do is I need to go into the centre of town and buy that number plate that is Nibber. the actual nibber number plate I need it I saw a majoka van the other day I was driving to the dump someone's like customised this I'm so serious like smile all over their white

van I've seen that as well you've got the joker van the chucky car and the nibber car and the Confederate flag car I'm the fucking Confederate flag man what yeah yeah this is

I'm the Nazi car there's the genuine just Nazi car as well Oh my god Oh that one Yeah yeah I've already I've already got the story about that one Yeah that's

Just ignore that one I actually do have Have the lowdown on that one That one he's fine Yeah that's telling me after The fucking Confederate flag car What the fuck It's like this uh

This big ass pickup And it has like Oh Is it red and it's just huge Yeah Yeah I don't know there's a Confederate flag In it

Yeah there's a Confederate flag Like um Like um like you know I haven't seen it in a long time. It's a tire cover, like, Confederate flag. That's cringe. Yeah. It's fucking cringe as fuck.

Farding Bonner has one for us. Do you think that we'll have a roaring 20s after the pandemic? Mass party, sex, drugs, prostitution, kissing pranks, etc. I hope you're kissing pranks. It's a resurgence in kissing pranks. Chris from Brank invasion makes a fucking return. Runs for president. what happens to prank invasion

I don't know do you find out no joke I forgot that era of YouTube I forgot the prank invasion era he had an Instagram account but of course I don't know how recent it is

is the thing because there's Joey salads as well right he was part of that oh fucking Jerry salads yeah he pissed on his own mouth oh you're in that video to answer the question now um absolute

generacy that like youtube just brings out of people yeah yeah but to answer the question I think the answer is we all hope so yeah we need to visit the dreamland I need some debauchery and yeah we go oh my god

dream lounge in the wrong 20s holy fuck revolutionary swan 16 has one how do you feel about walking simulators like dear Esther gone home etc gone home Yeah, I've played Gone Home

I don't really remember anything about it I remember liking Firewatch for quite a while and then like finishing it and being like Oh my favorite My favorite walking simulator is the deer hunter games Or call of the wild Hunter Call of the Wild

Have you actually played those Yeah that was what we were playing in that There was that clip I did where Oh yeah I wonder what that was but that's got too much gameplay to be a walking simulator no it is a walking simulator it's so boring yeah is there stranding a walking simulator

yeah yeah I guess it's a walking simulator of extra steps it's got more going on than gone home I guess but yeah that's the thing but it's like a big budget game where gone home's like a tiny indie thing yeah but I guess the Stanley

Parable would be a walking simulator as well Hmm They're pretty reliant on their writing aren't they Yeah totally But Yeah

So everyone says about Firewatch That like it's Like it falls apart at the end or something Yeah I've got a feeling I think I need to play that game again I think it might be More profound than I thought

I mean there's there's room in the market for them. They just don't tend to grab my attention. Firewatch really works because it has a really distinct visual style. It does look excellent. I remember really liking. I liked being in the game and I just remember where it went. That's the same thing with Death Stranding. Like if you want me to go around in your walking simulator, like with Gone Home, it just kind of looks like Half-Life 2. The graphics. So nothing's really drawing me at that surface level

into play it and gone home was like it works based off your expectations what you think it is if you really know that there's a surprise like involved like the kind of umph

was taken away from the experience because like it's you know once there's secrets that once it's out of the box you know it's hard to put it back in yeah totally well even saying it's a walking simulator

sort of boils the game. Yeah, I can't say it's like a, I guess it's a genre that I'm seeking out very much. No. I just find as well like you can do that same type of storytelling in games with actual gameplay.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, there was a few years where I was kind of into those tell-tale games but they they had the illusion of choice thing at least. You know, those walking sims, it's just like, like one thing, one input. Can you believe Telltale went bankrupt?

They're still making, um, is the Wolf Among Us 2? That's like a real thing and it's still being made? Really? Yeah. It's just really, you go... I remember someone telling me about it and I had to Google it because I was like, nah, you're talking shit, man, you're lying. Yeah, they just, they spread themselves too thin instead of improving their tech in any way

because they're games, they just... The God they ran like shit. Yeah, no, it's still happening. The Wolf Among Us 2. are still being made. Yeah, because I was hoping after the Wolf Among Us won, that they were really going to sort of push the boundaries

from there. Because it seemed like everyone played The Walking Dead, season one and two, everyone played The Wolf Among Us, maybe not so much. Yeah, they had that Netflix problem where they had, like, loads of different series, and I just never got sequels, a contingent,

They had like a Game of Thrones show that went nowhere Borderlands show that went nowhere Sorry not show you know like game or whatever you can fucking call it Yeah, the same thing Yeah, it It did hurt them in the end Skelly Dude 11 has one here Which charmedia members are each joker

Also if you want to be interesting to hear your rank of each joker. Thanks So which one likes driving? cars which Jared Lettie he's in the Lemberton James is Jared Lessie

no Alex say it to make it real then we've all said it Yeah yeah I'm sorry James No because I know that He drives the sickest car

Have you seen his car It's fucking sick It's like purple isn't it Yeah It's fucking sick Did they borrow KSI's Lamborghini for that scene No it's a custom

car, I don't know. Oh, no, it's my dad's car. The joke, your dad's the Joker? The car they use for Jared Leto's Joker, his car is my dad's car. So what you're saying is that... I've driven the car.

Alex is the Lego Joker. Just like... Is that Galaphanacus Joker? Yeah. Oh yeah, of course. I would say us that there is a unique to Lego. joker and yep there you go that's you done I think it's I find it hard to put Jamie

into one because I think he's more of a Batman he's more of a Batman in this area Jamie's that cringe choker Ruben Caesar Romero or the dog whisperer no Google it no Caesar Romero is the dog whisperer bro

Caesar Romero American actor C-E-S-A-R Caesar Ameri. Oh, that Joker. That's Reuben. That's more of a John. Jamie's Jack Nicholson. Yeah.

Why play Jack Nicholson? No, I mean, at least none of us have been, none of us have decided that one of us is the fucking Joker from Joker. Well, if any of us is the Joker from Joker, it's James. Sake. The thing is, Just out of all of us, the most Joker is James. Thank you.

Joker's more popular than Batman now, it seems. Yeah. It's weird. In a really lame world that's all about like, don't fight against your like, you know, don't go against order. People are like, oh, Joker's sick, guys, he's so sick. Batman, though, he's boring.

Fine. Let's end on this one from A.J. Hunter. I recently listened to Pink Floyd's The Wall album after being into them for about a year. I've previously listened to Wish You Were Here, their best IMO, Dark Side and Animals and love them. But when all the nostalgia critic The Wall Parody Reviews came up a while ago, I watched Jars and Fantanos and Ralphs and listen to the Wall. Now, after being a fan and seeing snippets of that train wreck, it genuinely ruined the wall album for me.

I couldn't get the image of Doug Walker and leather out of my head and had to stop listening during the second last song as it reminded me of that fucked up cat animated bit. So what animal... Sorry. Oh, fuck. So what albums have been ruined for you and for what reasons?

I've actually never watched his thing of the wall. Don't, dude. Yeah, I wasn't gonna... Holy shit. You brought me back to that cat thing. I'm now getting fucking flash facts. Fuck. Um...

It might... it might have actually done just permanent damage to that album. Yeah, it genuinely has. Yeah. It's actually like really fucked that whole thing.

I don't know. I'm struggling to think of something. I don't think I've ever really had an album ruined for me. That's what made this so notable. It was like, oh, normally I don't care, but there's just something about this choice.

But like a critic review, it's like, it's like he's gone through every movie, every obvious movie, he's like delving into like, okay, let's talk about the wall now. Because we've done like Batman and Robin and all the obvious shit. It's like, it's just weird. It hurts. I'm still trying to think, but there's sort of like, nothing. throwing through albums, right? Yeah.

Trying to find one. There's nothing that I, like, really associate enough of, like, a cringy party or anything enough to make me not listen to it. Yeah, honestly, there's nothing as egregious as that... The Wall Review. So, I... I don't have anything outside of that album. I've got one sort of cop-out answer, which is two albums, I guess, being Lazaretto and Blunderbuss by Jack White.

Because after he released Boardinghouse Reach, there's just, like, so much better than his previous stuff. Yeah, it's very hard to. I can't sit through Lazzaretto or the other one, Blender Bus. Yeah, I can't sit and listen all the way through those albums anymore Yeah, that's not very exciting comparison

Yeah, for me, yeah For me it's sort of like that I guess There's albums that I'm like Why bother when there's this other one that just does it better Yeah I'll just have to listen to the hits From specific albums Because I'm like, I can't bother to endure this whole thing

I think I'm trying to find a good example of it But I'm struggling now I find it there's one Kanye album that I can't be bothered to listen to in its entirety ever and it's late registration I'm fucking bothered it's something about it's quite long isn't it I like that one there's a lot of a skits on it

and yeah you know this gets so funny but it's just that it fucking goes on and fucking on it's just not as anywhere near as strong and I feel like the skits end up It's not feeling like, oh, this is a funny intermission. It's more just like, fuck me, just get on to the next, like, you know, song. It's like really breaking up the pacing of the album horribly. Yeah, that's anyone I can think of. I struggle to listen to.

I've got none. James, how about this then, seeing as you can answer that one. Me-G-Me, can be our true final. Do you bing a bong to donk a honk? Do you honk a donk to bong a bing? I think either way is all right, but I honestly prefer the latter. Binging a bonk to donk a honk just doesn't sit right with me. Yes.