JAR Media Posdact - Triple Jimmy - JARCast Episode 319

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

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Typical Alex. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, this is the journal media podcast. I did realize recently, and upon watching the recent episode, that I talk way too close. because I have this subconscious thing where it's like if I don't talk into it very closely just try to remember the like fist it's normally a good rule of fun

and you can notice it in the episode but I'm like considerably louder because I'm like really I do level the audio so I know but for some reason it's I'm louder but yes good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen this is the Jarm Media podcast

episode 319 it's normal a big thank you to our patrons over at Patreon who helps support the show and make the audio version possible which you can find on iTunes Spotify SoundCloud Podbean and any audio website where you might find audio why you laughing it is at fire intro no that rocked that rocked I'm Jamie

And I'm Alex Well, you want to me to say Didn't you? No No, beep that I will be bleep it, don't worry They're not ready They're not ready for that

Bleep James as well Alex bleats me at every I do I've started adding a few swear bleeps in now and again I did it last episode Really? Are they like bleep bleep bleeps? Like an actual

D-D-D? Because I made like a joke where I was like oh that's beep like I said beep and then I put the beep in so then it looked like I said yeah just shout out on the before on the patron bit shout out to the yeah the what I don't know what you're you know the Jarchive RSS feed oh Jal media clips the shorts channel um Rate us five star on Spotify. And shout out to the, uh, the dibbies or above, right?

That's right. We always get confused. Um, Sponge gars. It's whatever the $5 and above one is. Then you get your name read out in the first or second week of each month. It will be the episode after this one, even though this will come out in the first week, I think. Yeah. We're just doing it a bit early.

Yeah. That's our internal jar rule Yeah You know Because we are We're not in the next month yet We're in March Right now

Even though you're listening to it in the future And this doesn't matter to you at this point Do you ever Sorry to ruin your perfectly smooth No it's fine You just murdered by segue But it's fine Just like how the Segway murdered its creator

Damn God damn true So true But do you ever think about how weird like, we literally are time travelling. Yeah. Like when you go on a plane sometimes, you can arrive like the day before, can you?

Well, yeah, but that's different. I mean, like, we are time travelling backwards by filming. Like 17-year-old Mr. Beast making a video for him when he's 35. Yeah, yeah. This is me from the future beast. Yeah. Because, like, the perfect example of this was, um, C-19. C-Nanos?

No, C-19. What? The, the enormous, um, pandemic that ensued the entire world. And our thoughts and jokes on it before it happened. And as we were, like, uploading those episodes, they were dated. Mm. You know? Yeah, that's.

They were like old by the time they were uploaded, you know? I see what you're saying. It's crazy. So the political climate changed, so things we were talking about. Laws literally changed in, like, from one episode to another. Yeah. So us being sat together when one was uploaded was like breaking the law, you know? Bonkers.

Well, I'll tell you what's bonkers. That's normally what the jarlings leave in the comments and the housekeeping. segment where we round out the conversations from the previous episode. James, we've got one for you here, man, from a cajole. Can't believe James still takes time out of his week to do JAR, despite working 24-7 on the FNAF movie. Hmm? Can you give us any little tips? Who's playing Freddy?

Who's playing the guy on the phone? Can you give us that at least? I can't reveal any, I'm Mundo and NDA. MDA Fair enough I had to sign at one NDA once For a little game

Oh Ainsley McFarlane said That's it I've had quite enough Of Alex's cringe Face filter thumbnails Someone has got to stop him Me

I think I need to go back on No No Javo right now Who votes Alex keeps doing them It's doing an internal vote you can't vote for yourself you can't vote for yourself you have to vote for you have to vote out of three okay I vote for myself yeah but we vote for

Alex can't vote for himself who can I vote for one of you guys yeah I vote for me too you can't vote for yourself either okay who do you vote for you know yeah um yeah I don't know I think they're kind of I like them. I think as far as AI goes, they're the funniest. Did you see that crazy video of, um, uh, it's like an AI video of Will Smith. Oh my God, yeah, I've seen it. No.

I'll show it to you, James. I did bookmark it. Because now I'm like, I've started just following on Twitter, like, AI pages and stuff. Um, because it's getting so interesting. No, it's getting scary as well. it's... Yeah. This is Will Smithy and spaghetti.

Ooh. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. Oh my god. Yeah. God. So yeah, it's getting interesting out there.

I think there's going to be a point where, because the way that software. from what I understand is like it's basically just text you just type in what you want it to make and it's going to make you this really weird video like give it two free not going to say a definite time span

but it's like yeah you're going to be able to get Marvel level creations of just to say it at some point I reckon like Marvel are already doing that they've actually been doing it for the past like 20 years since Iron Man 2 it would explain a lot

about how awful all of those movies are. James Stanley says, boy, Alex really changed his tune with small soldiers, because the last time he brought it up was in the IHE childhood fear video. And from that, I got the impression he

didn't care for it, but each two their own, I suppose. Well, you know, two things can be true at once. No. Yeah. It is scary. Small soldiers is scary. Yeah, and I think that works to its benefit. Yeah. Because like the plot is meant to be kind of, they're meant to be

menacing. And when you're a kid watching that movie, yeah, they're the villains. Yeah, because the Angara or whatever the good guys are called, there was another comment, I didn't actually grab it, but it was, that's right, yeah. It was a little comment on how, like, in small soldiers, the good guy characters are, like, comically useless. And I was thinking about it, it was like, yeah, they really, like, don't do anything in that movie. Like, the good guys do nothing. They do nothing. They're just, like, running. They're on the run. And whenever they're like put in any difficult scenario, they're just like

screwed or like get killed or they're like useless. Isn't that like a perfect metaphor for like refugees? Yeah. That is a I guess I didn't think about it through that lens. Deep, deep place to go.

Maybe there was more going on with small soldiers than we gave it. No, I think it's true. Because like Gandhi did that famous thing. Right. Where people were just like walk up to the British and they were just like to smack them. Gandhi would do that Gandhi would send

like Gandhi wouldn't be the one smacking he'd be the one getting smacked you know they didn't do anything like aggressive they weren't like combat geniuses as much as like Civilization 6 would lead you to believe

so he's a he's a pacifist he's going for the religious win well yeah I guess it's like like we're gonna stand up to you but we're not gonna hurt you you know

it's like a moral high ground thing respect yeah and I respect the Angara from small soldiers you know I always had a soft spot for them yeah because they kind of remind me

of your dog what Pais I think it's all argue your dog but the small soldiers I argue I call him a small soldier yeah no he he's one of the small soldiers

Paisley is one of the angara from small soldiers soldiers um obviously the big debate last episode was i know people are making fun of me clowning me for saying oh i've just discovered that we live on an island um we're islanders but it's like take a step back and really put yourself in my shoes for a change um like duck did um an islander in my opinion is someone who was born and raised on an island i would even go as far to say the term could refer to someone who was born on the continent

but has lived on an island for a long time here in Canada people who are from Newfoundland an island in the Atlantic Ocean are often referred to as islanders yeah because they're on an island we're on an island like us all of us were born on an island no but

listen technically on a technicality that I'm not going to explain we aren't an island no you can't say that England is connected to Europe

it was at some point but it's not now America was there are no islands we're just Pangaea we aren't an island because of that reason because if you just go down

you can see the I just gave up The old land that connected us No but that's the same like everywhere Oh Holy shit guys Well yawn mower says as someone who grew up in the UK And is now currently living in Hawaii

I can confirm that Alex is right All the jar boys are official islanders all the locals i meet say i've traveled from one island to another confirming that pacific islanders see the uk as island brethren no you just that's just that's because we are on an island and we are and that doesn't mean we islanders why yeah why have you got such an issue about this why you so anti-islander want to be an island yeah why would i like it makes no difference to my life if I'm an islander or not. I don't go near the...

Well, then why you... Okay, the reason why I don't want to be an islander is because I can't swim. And I can't really be an islander if I can't swim. You know, that's a big part of, like, islander culture is swimming. Alex, do you think you could swim from England to France? If you really had to.

Do I get floaty? Yeah, I guess... You get one armband. Only one? Yeah. So you can, like... I could confidently do it with two, but I'm not sure of one.

really I reckon I could do it with one I'm a bad swimmer I I'm wrong I'm sorry I'm really not liking that incense stick no I'd rather smell that than the far many many episodes ago we had drama over incense sticks white and the fact that I didn't want Alex to put 50 of them on in the worm yeah which I did but Alex has put one on that smells like the blue

urinal blocks you piss on it has that exact to be fair to be fair I didn't buy these my mum found them in a old stock room at one of the schools

she was working at oh yeah just get it out just get it right now it's probably meant to be put in your own holes I would take it over the actual shit it smells right what do you mean

because mine smell Gary you too like it that's the psycho thing you're like sitting you're literally sitting around smelling your own parts no you are lying if you've never laid there

like especially when you're like getting ready to fall asleep in your bed and you do a stinky fart like I gotta find out and then you smell it and your brain your your conscience is like man that's gross but then your head is like it's dopamine it's

which do you think is cringier no no no no listen I've got to lay these down and then you've got to react yeah is it cringier to go or to go oh after it is cringier

doing it after yeah because the before one is like funny it's funny it's funny kind of a warning and you're not certain if something's about to pop off the other one is like oh I didn't know that was going to happen

yeah when everyone knows when it's about to happen What if the warning is more something like, Yarshi blows, something like that. That's cringe. No, Thar shi blows would be an after one. That would be funny. No, I say it's a before one if you know it's going to be really loud.

And it's going to have multiple stages. You don't say tharishy blows and then the whale blows. The whale blows and then you go, Darcy blows. No, is that not funny if someone else says it to you? You're not an islander, are you? I'm not. Is it not funny if someone else says that?

At you? If someone says thou she blows after you fart. That is funny, yeah. Isaac Collins says, personally, I wouldn't consider Alex and Jim Islanders. There's another thing we didn't stop here is that you called us psychos because we like the smell of our own farts. Yeah, but also you love Jim's farts. No, because, no, because just...

What was the word you just described them? You said... You said the word gorgeous. did he actually no that is psychic that's insane that's insane

in this situation in this situation the far I'm referring to the one you just did smells exactly like mine wow they did I will be yeah that's right why it was like a nice thing

but yeah Isaac Collins said personally I wouldn't consider Alex and Jim Islanders but I would say they're lava islanders Lava Islanders Remember I remember

I would say we're lava islanders but I'd say we're also just islanders yeah interestingly another Hawaiian writing wrote in this time on the other side their name's placeholder

as an only Hawaiian as the only Hawaiian Jalling we've already proved that wrong I side with Alex on this one you little many stop stop their white Hawaiian the other person was English

but moved to Hawaii not Hawaii I see what you're saying I see what I'm okay yeah that's fair that's fair um you little menahune can be islanders just like us i think i said that right maybe i didn't um i had to google it earlier because i didn't like recognize what this was um but it's it's it's kind of like a hawaiian um dibby menahune it's like a mythological like hawaiian thing

are a mythological race of dwarf people in Hawaiian tradition who are said to live in the deep forests and hidden valleys of the Hawaiian islands hidden and far away from human settlements and see some of the art of what they look like um oh hell yeah yeah he's rad damn okay

have you ever considered why in every culture they all had tiny guy like pigmy yeah yeah so why why what is the actual that's a good question i guess i guess like if you were you're just chilling there you go into like the forest and you see a pygmy like one person sees a pigmy and then they go back to their tribe and they're like i swear i just saw this tiny guy what was that must be some mythological being you know i was thinking about this recently like the power back in the day of misinformation is lining up

Like, what do you mean? Well, like, all it would take is for someone to, like, be like, I saw a dragon and then describe their event of seeing a dragon. And then if someone else had, like, a similar story. Mm. And you can kind of line them up. Like, then it is just truth. Right, yeah.

But isn't that the same nowadays? No. That's why? We're just, we just know more now. We've got science. We're technology. Yeah, we can't be like, God spoke to me. It's like, prove it.

You know? Well, God spoke to me too. You know, it doesn't work. I guess you're correct. But back then, I think it was like... Well, that's what, like, legends and myths like are, aren't they really? Yeah, yeah. I saw this tiny guy in the Hawaiian...

...Airian island. Yeah. Yeah. Well, C.T. Patterson says, I'm completely with Alex on the Islander's debate. I'm from New York and I've often wondered why I'm not considered an islander despite living on an island for my entire life. We even have a hockey team called the Islanders, but nobody takes me seriously if I say I'm an islander. In fact, some people have insinuated that it's some sort of cultural appropriation of real islanders,

which here in the US typically means people from the Caribbean. Though it could also mean Pacific Islanders, like was mentioned in the cast. Anyway, keep living your truth, Alex, from one islander to another. So I'm guessing this is New York. So I'm guessing this is Long Island. No, it's not Long Island. Is it long island? Is it because even though Long Island is joined, isn't it?

But it is an island, right? It is an island. I guess it's in America. And America's not an island. But there are islands in America. Yeah. Yeah, but that's like saying Japan. isn't an island because it's part of Asia

No I just wouldn't If someone's if someone's from New York and said they were an island I don't know it depends what part of New York Long Island Yeah the islanders I'm sure it's called Long Island because it is an island It's an island by

No this is the thing Being an islander Islander you're taking this islander thing As you're an islander because you're on an islander islander to me is a cultural thing and you're not an islander being New York Alex isn't saying I'm a Pacific

Islander Yeah I was never saying that you're adding that He's being very bored I think I think The cultural thing of islander is not It's only too Pacific I don't think But I think this guy

Like this guy from New York Pointing this out And he goes to prove How limiting that is I think someone else has said in the comments where it's just like I'm not an islander

because being an islander has no impact on my life it does though it doesn't we live in Wiltshire boy there's no sea but we're there's not

being an island makes absolutely zero but if someone has it not affected our life to live on an island why would it have I mean it has

like social economic stuff like yeah it's like that everywhere though you don't have to be an island it's not across the living crisis it's not cost of living crisis Let's just, can we stop, please stop referring it to like that. It's greed, it's corporate greed.

What? And that's the fact, it is just corporate greed, hence why everything's gone down. Everything's cheaper than it was. To buy products like oil, it's cheaper than it was, like pre-COVID. But still, it's still being charged at the premium because cost of living crisis. Same with gas, you know, same stuff. It's corporate greed, it's not a crisis. Island agreed.

Iceland? Islanders Island No they're Icelanders Yeah So I'm pretty I'm pretty confidently settling in So would you know

When you just happen to meet someone new I'm just like when you're out about Would you would you culturally refer to yourself as an islander? I'd say I'm a triple islander Yes I think the people would look at you really weirdly and walk away

and I think they'd be completely justified in that. No, they would have. If I went up and I was like, hi, here's a fun fact about me. I've lived on islands all my life. I've lived on three different islands. Yeah, that's saying you lived on islands.

If you, if you talk to like a French guy. Yeah. No, I feel like, you know, like there's, it's one of those icebreak things. Everyone's saying an interesting fact about you. Yeah, two truths and a,

and three lies. Yeah. Yeah, here's mine. And it's not a lie. I've lived on three islands. I've lived on four islands. I've lived on five islands. I've lived on three islands and I'm iron up a fourth.

That's what I'd say. Damn, okay. What's number four? Uh, Pablo Jensen's going to round off this segment. Hey, uh, Islanders. I was listening on Spotify until the conversation about James's debt to Jamie came up. I'm sorry if this is too serious. the podcast but my younger brother who is four years younger than me is 3.5,000 euros in debt

to me. He struggles with money mismanagement and other problems that I won't disclose in a YouTube comment. What would you do in this situation or what would you tell someone like that in this situation? Sorry for the long comment and for the serious content I might bring to the comment barrel. I would say so I've considered this comment and making it clear, I'm not actually in debt to you, I've never, like, asked you for money, because I think when you say in debt, it's like, like, like, you've bowed money

for someone. I bring you a pizza and a few Chinese is not really debt, and obviously, I'm not in debt. No, no, no, the debt is about the bet we made. I was, yeah, I thought it was, like, the GTA, um... That's barely, like, in debt, though. No, that's, like, more in debt. That's, like, me taking a loan out and then going to, like, bet for it.

But, like, this situation, I imagine this this this commenter has lent money yeah it seems like they've given a significant money to their brother um and it becomes a difficult situation there because it's obviously like family in a family it's like you don't want to like be a like chase them up on it hard but you kind of have to because it is your money you've got to kind of lay the law with it yeah yeah straight straight off the that but it it might be a case of like they ask for some money you give them more than they ask for mm-hmm and then you say that's it like that's what i feel like yeah anything over a few hundred quib when it starts getting into figures like this then you're like playing with

fire you have to know that like there's a good chance you're not going to see this again you know yeah when it's getting to figures like that like and if they're insinuating that there are other problems that are going on with like money mismanaging maybe other struggles that are pulling him down like from a completely unemphetic stance which is just like you've got to go the way of the banks and if they're not true trust over to give the money back you don't lend it and I know people want to help their family out but it's like that's the thing it leads to that exploitation personally I think that it and this is something that it's happened in my family and I'm aware of it but it's like i would especially with inner family i would just say you never

start bailing them out financially because it's yeah it is like a trust thing too you know yeah like if one of you guys like said you needed 300 quid urgently for something i wouldn't really feel like this but then when it starts getting into figure if you came to me asking for three and a half grand for something maybe it'd be more yeah but it never starts like that does it no no it just builds up it's like me asking for 300 quid like 10 times yeah yeah you know but I think obviously this Jarlene is asking how would you deal with that you need to put a cap on it I guess but I think obviously needs to talk to your your family member about their money mismanagement and like

try to assist them and get like a good plan if a regular son of plan just don't get some sort of addiction like plays a part of that it's like it's almost not that person asking for the money yeah it's like their addiction saying like i need it to fuel this if you want to see the most extreme example of this possible um one of the newer uh jim can't swim episodes is about someone who spent he spent his dad's entire like life savings slash retirement fund on like only fans type girls in

Europe like 200K plus of like yeah and he took out like his whole family wow gooning genuinely yeah yeah that point that is like extreme

like needing validation from these only fans girls not healthy at all but yeah it's like gambling isn't actually one thing that comes to mind of any like alone like that it's like how can you approach that because they're they're addicted

and trying to get therapy I mean it's it's the same gambling drugs like alcohol yeah so how it's like you've got to kind of fix the addictive part of it before you can actually yeah and it's one of those kind of

it's one of those lessons I don't know if dad has ever told you this story but it's like along these kind of lines where he says about how when he was young and he was like always in the pub playing like pool with people and one day there was a guy who was kind of close with or knew as like a friend and the friends started asking like oh I really owe this money and I need some quick sort of thing like a grand or whatever it was in the 70s or 80s obviously he doesn't get the money better but it was like a significant amount

where it's like you're like slighting me by just taking the piss with this yeah um he's always told me that just as like a warning of like if you're lending people money like that's just part of it you know like there's gonna be risk you've got to like be a loan shark you know basically you got to hire some goons I guess there's there's there's the other side of this is also doing work for people who don't pay up because I guess the thing in my family is my dad won a business and had like five employees young young lads did some work for someone some rich asshole and the guy was constantly oh yeah I'll pay you pay so my dad was basically paying out of his own money to pay the lads to make

sure they're getting paid and what happened the guy ran away so basically financially crippled my family but took us from being like a wealthy family to a poverty family yeah because it's like if you're going to do work for anyone you need to make sure that the cash is up front because It's like a common thing with tradesmen as well. It's like if you're tradesmen, people will just shaft you. Yeah, that's why they'll sometimes take like 50% up front. Yeah. And naturally it's like even when I do practices with like buying car bars of people,

it's always like, I'll pay you up front for like this part of it to be like, it's a trustworthy thing to do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a difficult one, but I'm afraid you might not see that again. If I had to, I had to guess. Well, guys, I wish you have anything else to bring up. I want to see you after these messages. Buy bear bear, buy bear, bear.

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How much are they there? 68 grand. Yeah, man. Not sure if they're quite worth that. Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the Jal Media. La La La La La La Community. Head over to the suggestion thread and ask us anything you feel like.

Just like Sol Goodman 3 did. Who, um, I don't know, he's kind of bringing that, bringing back what we were talking about earlier. Again, this is just one of those kind of questions, you know. Seeing that Alex is in his Snapchat filter era at the moment, made me think of questions. Man. Now, you read it and see if I should actually finish it.

No. Next. What was it? We can't even answer it. I absolutely can. Show me. No, you can't. No, James, you would sigh and just be annoyed more than anyone.

Okay, no, no. I can talk about the replies there. Okay. I deviate right and not replied to it saying, if you're reading this, Alex, abandon the Snapchat filter era, I despise it, and please end it at last. But then Soul Goodman 3,

the original commenter replied to it saying, no, Alex continue it forever. I think he's to stop it because it's a trigger for me, to be honest. Hmm. What could I use instead? Some AI gen? Yeah. A.I. Genway, all the jaw funnails.

Yeah. Well, maybe we need to just get into a rhythm of the end of a cast. I just take a picture on my phone of one of you going like, or... No, you... There's literally so many photos on the group, not true. Use the Mr. Beast going. No, I can't use him. Why?

Yeah, just use him. You just take him and put it in the thumbnail. Hmm. And have him reacting to something in the video, then it's not false advertising. Yeah, and then put the title as something along the lines of Mr. Beast reacts to jar. Yeah, Mr. Beast. Yeah, we need to upset Mr. Beast. Yeah.

Because, like, we've never seen success since we upset, since you upset Smarsh. I think, no, it's just like we need to stop pretending that we have self-respect or dignity. So it's like, lie. I never did. Lie. False advertising. Every company in the world makes manned money from false advertising. Every YouTuber makes false money from false advertising.

Why are we the good ones? Why do we have to be will? And that's why we're announcing the JAR NFT project returning. Yes, pay for us. Sunk cost fallacy jar says, What would the JAR Media Mobile game look like? A few months ago, a streamer called Jerma, 985, reveal to his chat. I know, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just want to say.

Why does this commenter have to say, A, streamer? Everyone knows who Jerma is. Everyone knows who Jerm, he's like... That's the joke, though, right? Is that everyone, like... I get, oh, I think I've just fallen for a German meme. Ooh. Yeah, that's like one of the Jermma memes, right?

Yeah, I think it is. I don't know. I don't know who Jama are. is. It is a jammer mean that the streamer. It's like a, yeah. He's more of like an Eldritch being

that's just kind of always been there. Yeah. Yeah, he revealed to his chat that he spent $75 on the family guy mobile game and I couldn't help but feel like a JAR media mobile game would elicit a similar response in the Jarr Grotto Beast community.

It must be a new subsection. No, it'd be a lukei game. And it's like if you drop like 10 grand on it there's a chance one of your loopboxes will have nudes of us what is the the hook of our game

um is it like a dream daddy type situation where it's like chats and shit like some or we go more for like pure game player platform no it's a jar dating sim a dating sim a dating sim then you go to university

and we are in different classes it's jail university you're signing up to gill university in your yeah yeah you're going through the rigamarole um and you can buy like cute outfits for us and everything with real money yeah that's like what yeah we're getting way too ahead of ourselves you start with the store first don't you isn't that how you design yeah yeah yeah start with the store it's all just skins for james it's just catty skins James

If you send them I'll wear them What would the mini game be That's to be like some kind of mini game You mash on an image of James And his clothes just like I can tear off What was that PSP game

Where like you had to scratch off the clothes Off the anime girls What I guess what was it called I didn't have a BSP But I heard about it on podcast and things um yeah i'm sure i'm sure they're playing you really don't know what it's called no i don't just because i had a psvita didn't oh yeah i think it might

been a beat again actually didn't you famously have loads of porn on your psvita PSP yeah it was like do you still own that vita yeah the PSVita is the most like james console ever made probably yeah i did play it for fair bit just because the persona game I know, yeah, yeah. And the access to... No, that was my... Dayly motion.

No, that was PSP. That was the... So you could browse the internet on your PSP. Yeah, that's how I found... That's how I found born is being a date... Through your PSP! Down! Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, because I guess that was before it was kind of normal to have smartphones and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Man, because we never had... PSP. No. Oh, yeah. No.

Everything, all the golden stuff has found through my PSP. The golden showers. No, not that, not that.

Just, you know, the true like forging of myself. The initial addiction. Would there be a season pass

or more of a battle pass? No, you're battle pass. Battle pass. Battle pass. what would be in the battle pass what would be like the level 100 reward

for the battle pass for season one um like a nun outfit or like a nurse outfit and then then if you use that enough you get like a gold version what the first crossover like event be like what franchise what property

something like young rock no it would have to be something actually affordable do you remember that um that tv show with the guy from the beginning of the dark night about like water alien holy shit fuck what the hell was that it got like one season yeah oh my god what the fuck was that was like early 2000s wasn't it yeah no they're a water alien

show yeah it would be the guy it would be that guy the guy from um he's like a character you know who you're stealing from you and your friends are dead yeah he's barely in the movie but memorable at a moment William he's genuinely got like a presence he's the reason the

the water alien show kind of rocked he's in Black Hawk down he is in Black Hawk down actually you and your friends are dead they are in that movie you and your friends are Black Hawk down you're McGregor is dead um so I guess I've got to look at

what act oh come God, he works a lot, man. Oh, hell, yeah. Well, surely, if you're thinking... He's got the Dark Knight on his resume. Truth he's going to work a lot. There's that guy in that film as well. You think of all like this is going to kill me.

And then he gets dropped and... No, it'll break your legs. And then he drops him and it breaks his legs. And he's like, oh. Because he was in the Lone Ranger. He was in Disney Infinity. He was in Modern War III. Okay.

Of course he was, yeah. He's Sandman. Yeah, he is fucking Sandman. What does that mean? Sandman. He's the one cod character. Sandman's going to come back in the new Mono Warfare 3. Oh, if Sandman doesn't come back in Modern Warfare 3, I'm...

Ain't nowhere. I found it. It was just called Invasion. 2005 to 2006. One season. Yeah. Yeah, we'd have an invasion time. No, do you know, there was a...

There was a... There is a guaranteed crossover event And that's Neon Genesis Evangelion You can get the different plug suits for all of us That can be season two We need to dedicate season one to invasion Yeah Get Samman

We need to We need to like after season one We need the population to drop For then the neon genesis event To shoot us up to number one in the Alps store But which plug suit would we have I don't know what you're saying what does that mean

you'd be way Asuka or Sinji Who's who Um I do like Shinji's one Okay Alex did have Sinjis Alex would be Asuka And I'd have ways

You just said Alex twice I said you'd have Asucas Because you are wearing wed And has his red To be fair And you're quite German Yeah And you're really mean

To me Oh no Revert to Monkey has a beautiful one for me I'm noticing now that Alex puts a lot more effort into the cast Than I've been giving him credit for Just want to say thanks As without some secret guiding hand The weekly nature of the podcast

Would definitely lead to lulls and quality Thanks for making me laugh and keep up the good work Thank you monkey In other news othermost 9-852 says I'm so unbelievably outreactored you answered that one would you rather question um so i guess i've got to i've got to do the apology tour now um for those who don't know last episode in the reddit question segment i

addressed a question that has been put in the thread for many months now by uh one kind of uh don't want to say unhinged or deranged charlings i don't know that for sure but um the question was unhinged but I still brought it up because every now and again I don't want to encourage this type of behavior but at the same time once the tenacity has reached that point

when they have been sacrificing that time to make sure they're in that suggestion thread every week for months I break at a certain point you know that's the problem well yeah that's what deviated left nut said saying i was seething with rage hearing it read out

and disappointed that it would likely encourage more of this behavior from the jar reddit people say that people fear that but that's not really a concern a lot of the time um i'm sure the question was bad but it's not in the thread this week yeah really yeah he's got he's done it he's happy yeah he's achieved Sometimes that's all it takes. Yeah. Yeah, but they got the victory. You didn't.

No. I disagree. Well, seeing as this seems to be just a returning subject all the time, Paisley Meadows says, This one is for Jamie. I have a proposition for you. We all know James will never pay you the $50.

Was it dollars? Pounds. It was pounds. 50 pounds. But maybe he'll pay someone else. I will acquire James's debt by paying you, Jamie, the 50 pounds. Then James will owe me 50 pound with compounding interest every month.

I don't think the interest will be necessary as he'll pay someone like me back with speed. So, Jamie, what will it be? Will you sell James's debt to me? Say no. Don't do it, James. Don't do it. I mean, this is kind of scary because, like, don't do it. The thing is with the internet, I still sort of have that thing that's like,

You never know who it is. So this could genuinely be like a Sicilian mob boss. Yes, it's based in Palermo. And then they just come and like break my legs and they're like, what the fuck is James's money, huh? Do I see GTA 6 in my hand? Where's the GTA 6 trailer, huh? Oh, yeah.

So, don't do it. No, because I genuinely think. pay you up right now, don't do it. If I get James the correct amount of inebriated, I think I could get the money out of him. Yeah, absolutely. Literally, you just have to ask

or I'd just give it to you. Yeah. So I'm sorry, Sicilian mock boss, but get your 50 quid elsewhere, fam. Okay. Subway Chancer asks this, and this has been asked for a few weeks now, but quite a few jarlings.

Um, thoughts on the latest Gorillas album I've not listened to Crack Her Island Huh? Crack her island Huh Uh

Honestly You listen to it Not all the way through Still Where did you stop? Do you remember? It was About halfway through

Okay Um it just didn't really do a lot for me. Okay. I've probably got slightly more developed thoughts

than you. Yeah, for sure. But at the same time, it's like I'm not, right now, I'm not really looking for that. I'm very much in extremes

at the moment. I want something that's like hammering me of the head with noise. you know like Fear the Dawn or low raw Yeah

There is no middle ground for me And that album is very much The middle ground Yeah It's weird As far as the discography Of Gorillas go It's definitely not at the top

But it's also not at the bottom It's kind of one of those more middling It's kind of like if the now now Had like way more features on it Yeah I actually think it's a fine album I think it's okay I think it's better than

like humans I think it's more consistent yeah it's this is the thing I was like trying to contrast it with song machine which I think is just so good

and it has like it has a thing I like about guerrillas where it like opens up your eyes to a bunch of like artists or sounds or like genres that you didn't really know you even liked you know yeah it's like giving you something you didn't know you wanted yeah yeah earth gang or slow tie or uh you know the desolais song i can't remember her name just stuff you wouldn't expect but then also there's like there's like there's elton john in there as well on song machine yeah

this is more like yeah you got bad bunny you got tame impala uh thundercat back um um it's way more like poppy it seems like especially that bad bunny song it seems like they're trying to and that's one of the songs getting the most plays and listens um yeah i'm worried that's gonna give the wrong message going forward like oh this is what we want and it's like no you'll yeah because i feel like yeah what you want is like is the song machine balance where yeah you do have your big hitters like they're more poppy more obviously gonna be more radio friendly and sell but then yeah you do have the weird stuff there's just less weird stuff on this um yeah i don't know it's the thing with guerrillas for me is that like

as much as i love plastic beach they've never hit the the demon days vibes since like it's a bit kind of rougher yeah like i don't even know how to explain it it's it was like a darkness like a yeah I think it was very much of the time though because obviously it came up during the time

of the Iraq War and obviously one of the songs is about yeah yeah especially we're talking about demon days yeah I think it's just like a case of the where we are in time but it's just like why do you want it again

it's not that I want it again I just want something to like hit like that again and this album really doesn't like song machine has moments you know

got the watches on the rear sky no I think song machine is actually really fucking good it is really good but it Aries is like as good as the best stuff on plastic beach I know

I don't know it it almost feels like the time is sort of part for them to make new stuff to hit with the same capacity. I guess it depends what you're looking at them for. Yeah, I kind of felt that way more so after humans where like maybe there isn't the juice in this project

to get what I'm looking for out of it. But then, yeah, song machine did come along and it's like, yeah, you're bringing in all these random features and, like, combining them with like, yeah, you do have out in John with like this random rapper and it's like weird and experimental that kind of works and it's like something interesting yeah um i do like the the song oil with stevie nix um i'm a fan of that one another thing they really hurt cracker island though was like the really weird truncated release uh yeah that definitely hurt

where like by the time the album come out they'd already released cracker island the single uh silent running the single new gold the single I'm pretty sure baby queen and skinny ape that's five of the ten songs so that's half the album some of the best songs on the album so you've like sucked a bunch of that

momentum away yeah I think it's okay I'm like a I like Tame and Piler a lot but you could have just put that song on song machine probably or like a second one of those or something. Billy, that's really

not helpful. Can you not? Just sliding all over my iPad. Yeah, I can listen through the whole album without feeling the need to like skip quite as strongly as I do on humans or whatnot, but

I don't really like that bad bunny song very much. Not really my... Yeah. I guess my thing is that I just struggled from what I listened to to like attach myself to any song see that's the thing I do

like Cracker Island I like oil I like side of running again from what you said by the time the album had come out I'd listen to take some of the info away to those songs quite a lot I'm kind of done with the album once I'm done with

baby queen for me um yeah those are my my thoughts for now I know a lot of people in the guerrillas community are really upset or whatever down on it but yeah I didn't think it's just fine um hmm let's do two more here typhling our fear says hello jar hope you're doing well I have a scenario for you that I thought you might like to tackle you have a deadly internal disease disease i don't know i said that so weird it's not contagious and you're not in any pain but traditional treatments aren't working strangely enough a new technology

has just reached the market where people can be shrunk down small enough to fit inside your blood vessels and body cavities and whatnot to try to assess and address the problem the new treatment has just been offered to you with an important choice you can choose anyone you you want, real or fictional, Madagascan or otherwise, JAR member or not, to partake on this mission inside your body. Who would you choose and why? Alex. Eh? I look forward to hearing who you choose.

Alex. Yeah? So we're putting together a team. No, you. How many? What's the minimum maximum? Let's just say it's just J. Like, it has to be three members.

Three? Huey Dewey and Louis The chipmunks Alvin Theodore and Simon That's who I'd trust inside me Really Because you know they're going to come out with some bangers At the same time

If the chipmunks were shrunk down And were in your blood You'd be able to hear them singing But how would they sound like further shrunk Maybe you get like a little monitor Like seeing what they're seeing See, I've got, I've got two. I've got two.

I've got two selections. Okay. But it depends on the issues that we've viewed. It'd be, um, Doom Guy and Dragonborn. Dragon bone? Why are the Dragonborn? For Srodar. Whatever's in you, you can blow it out.

Mm. You can go to your ass and blow your, he can blow you from the inside out. Yeah. And then Doom guy, you know, if it's something like a blockage, you can smack shit up. Of anger. I guess they're the two who are most medically trained to deal with the inside of a body. My team would be... James and Rick and Marty.

Then, no, because I'd make the conscious choice to kill us all. Yeah. Including the person I'm in. Because the deadly disease is going to kill you if you don't get it fixed, right? So if I don't, if I kill Wicke and Morty in there and then kill myself, you're all going to die. You'll kill Wicke and Morty in there.

Yeah, and I kill you for making me go in with Wicke and Morty. See, I would just take Morty. I would take Morty, I would take Donald Trump, and I would take Hussam Piker. That'll be a good combo.

You think? What about Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy... Jimmy Neutron and... Yeah, Jimmy Neutron and... What's the other Jimmy? Sav to me... Beat that. Um...

Come on, I've got to think of one more Jim... Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Jutron. Is it Jimmy Fanel? Fallon. Phallon. Jimmy Flannel.

Yeah, I thought it was Jimmy Flannel. Bailey. Um and Kanye West And I'm Kanye West I saw this It was like the most Reddit thread I've ever seen in my life

It was like An Ask Reddit thread that was like Hey Reddit Which celebrities have you just been fucked by And what was your experience like And there was one in the thread that was like Now I knew someone who actually like Uh

Did it with a Jimmy Kimmel And the whole time they were doing it Jimmy Kimmel kept saying So what's it like to be doing it with Jimmy Kimmel? Damn I bet Jimmy Kimmel be like that Do you actually think so?

Yeah, he's got those angry eyes He's got those empty eyes I can't which one's too angry eyes Yeah, which one is Jim Kimmel? He's the one that's like So Markiplier What games have you been playing recently? That's a...

That's Fallon. No, that's Jimmy Kimmel. No, that's the Irish guy. That's Conan and one. The funny one. The actual funny. No, no, no, no, no. He is, he's the game guy.

Markiplier was on fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Was he actually? I bet you 50 quid. I don't need more debt. So what is a gamer? So tell me what is a gamer? Oh yeah, there it is. Gamers educate Jimmy Kimmel.

2015 I want to update you on What might turn out to be the most vicious feud of the digital era Last week on the show I talked about He's got the angry Which is a new platform for people who play video games Watch other people play video games And I suggested that watching other people play

Oh that's right It was like a really mild tame Like just nothing skit and then games were really upset about it And there was a big drama so then he was like Fuck it Pull out all the stops Get Markiplier And then Markiplier and Jimmy Kimmel had like a really awkward, like, gamer sash.

Hey, I'm here and I'm gaming with you, Jimmy. I'm a gamer. They should have had us on. Yeah. 2015 us. Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, if you want to be a gamer, just say this. Yeah, I feel like the Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, I feel like the Jimmy conversation came up.

last episode as well for some reason. We've got Jimmy on the mind. No, Jimmy Fallon is the one you think of when you say he's like dead. Wait, he's a dead man, war. You're going to have to show me pictures. Jimmy Fallon, he's like a robot. So just to keep James in the loop and me, to be honest. I've forgotten the Jimmy's.

So this is Jimmy Kimmel, James. Oh, that's Kimmel. Yeah. Who turns Fallon? Which was the one that's in all the DreamWorks movies? Fallon is like really He's got like a really smooth face Yeah he looks plastic

Oh Jimmy Faler Yeah I prefer Kimmel over for Fallon's got no lips Jimmy Fallon's my least favorite one Yeah he's the Monsters versus Aliens one I think Yeah Who is he in Monsters versus Aliens? I might be getting that mixed up though No he's not in monsters

No I think Kimmel was in Kim was in this... No, Fallon was in, like, one movie. Oh, no, that's Stephen Colbert. Oh. Who? Who the fuck? Oh, that's Stephen...

Oh, yeah. No, that looks like Stephen Colbert. Who's Stephen Colbert? Hang on, let me get you a picture. Hey, I'm Stephen Colbert. I hate the amount of talkso hosts they have. Oh, no, he's the one I respect because he's a genuine Lord of the Rings nerd. He's like, was on a...

Oh, yeah, no. He's fine. He's alright. I'm okay with Stephen Colbert. Yeah. Conan, Conan was... Although I'm not okay with him in Monsters vs. Aliens, to be clear. Nah, he rocks when he starts playing... Dv-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-T-T-T-T-T-T. That really shit.

That hurt. Billy. Billy, look at me. That hurt. No, look at me. Wee. That hurt. Get off me. go away go on

go away if you're gonna be like this I don't want me right guys let's end on this one from Hindu frat how do you boys feel about the fact that a good amount of younger people have seemingly lost the way

to have basic conversational skills since the internet allows and enables volatile and crude discussions that are filled with insults and baseless accusations it's led to many people adapting that aspect into their own life. Another factor is that people are more tribalistic than we've ever been, since it's easy to find any group you want to attach yourself to.

Recently, I tried to have a discussion about the LGBT plus community and some issues that plague it. And even though I clarified I'm a gay dude who just thinks the community has problems with some of this stuff, I was labelled a bigot just because of the fact that I wasn't blindly following something. And this also goes to the right as well. people ran to the same simple insults when I criticise Matt Walsh and others alike

for their distasteful content and opinions I don't know it just feels like people are going to have an extremely hard time communicating in real life very soon No I don't think the online world is a good example of real life people No but I think the online world is becoming more of the I disagree what was it I think the biggest

I heard on a podcast someone say something like you used to go on the internet to escape real life but now you go to real life to escape the internet because it feels like the internet is more of it

yeah I think the only thing stopping IOL conversation and making it weird and awkward is conspiracy theorists conspiracy theorists because you can't actually have a face-to-face conversation with them because they're so deep down the goonhole.

No, one thing I genuinely think about all this stuff is that a lot of it is based on like social consequences. So if the only reason you have the thoughts that you have, the beliefs that you have, is because you don't want to be on the wrong side of the social, like, in your immediate community and yeah the like social community and how they're going to perceive you then the beliefs you have aren't based in any sort of morality it's purely based in like i believe these things because it will get me the least repercussions socially that doesn't make you like morally righteous that just makes you like bending to the will of uh of group think i guess yeah yeah For the group thing days.

Yeah, man. Honestly, I was so ahead of the curve with that. But the thing, communication in a vacuum is difficult. Being good at communication is a skill you've got to learn. Yeah, I don't have that. A lot of people struggle with anyway. I see a lot of things like this as like a muscle, basically. And you basically, yeah, in terms that you might like, you know.

Um Mmm But if If I describe it this way There's a muscle you never use What's that muscle going to be? Your brain No, weak

It's going to be a weak muscle, isn't it? If you're never using it for anything It's going to be a garbage muscle Oh wow, thanks to hurt me, bro. So if you never communicate You're never doing anything with that muscle It's going to be bad But why would you have a reason

To get good at communicating if say you're this little mantra you're really into gooning right if this was 1960 well you wouldn't really have much choice in the matter would you but now you haven't even had a conversation with anyone right no real you've never had a conversation in your life but what you what you do have is the internet you create your Reddit account you sign up for are slash gooners, you go in deep. What does this person have? What chance do they have?

They're already done. The only muscle they're ever flexing is one we can't really talk about in much detail. No, it's this muscle. It's the hand muscle. Yeah. Forearms. Yeah. And a little bit of shoulder.

And a bit shoulder of you, then you've got just that tightness. It's a squeezed, pop it. Yeah. No, you're so true. But I'm also totally entirely. wrong. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Um, I

think thinking you're correct immediately makes you dumb. I think I think a better way of putting it is the best, the most ultimate piece of

philosophy. A wise man knows he knows nothing. Live by those. rule, those words. Yeah, I mean, that's what I was saying, but just in more epic sort of terms. Yeah, I agree with Jamie there. He said it way epicor. Yeah, you did say more

epicor. Um, no, but like the second the second you think you're right is the the moment you are in a position where you've failed yourself. What do you mean?

You can think you're right and fight for what you think is right no you should fight for what you think is wrong yeah that is a great quote fight for what you know is wrong

um no it's like if there are certain things like is Billy soft you know the answer is not in my opinion when she's been out in the rain oh my god stop changing stop moving the goalposts yeah you're not I'm just a member of our slash

Billy's not soft and you're part of us slash Billy is soft yeah and I'm firmly in the position Billy is soft well I'm in the completely opposite position and the moment I'm I am 100% certain that I'm right and then I've got all these other people in Billy

R slash Billy's soft Right Saying oh Billy's so soft Billy's the softest fan Right And I'm like See There it is, there's the proof

Billy is soft And then from your perspective it's R slash Billy not so soft and all these people saying wow Billy ain't that soft at all and you're like see I knew it yeah or to kind of

take your words and rephrase them into ways that might explain it better there's two families right oh my god this is going so there's one family right there they've been around for hundreds of thousands of years millions millions of years and they've passed down

for family one they're like signing off is they go, eh? So, like, that's part of their family's DNA. They've got a rival family splintered off 500 years ago. They go, oh? So now we got R slash eh and R slash on.

They've obviously got a big family subredits and they're at war. Classic situation. What is going to make an air turn to an o? Nothing. And that's the problem. I have absolutely true. So fucking true.

I have no idea what that is. Any relation to topic. I think that summarized it pretty well. No, that's awesome. I love that. Eh? Oh. Eh?

Yeah. You know. J. What? All right. Which family would you join? I gotta be your honest okay I'm done

yeah fuck you you're an air well fuck you huh would spider from Avatar 2 be more of an air or no which subreddit would he join he joined the Billy so soft Billy said

Spy joined Billy so soft what are you going to join uh sully this this is billy soothed