JAR Media Posdact - Tubers Dyin, Apologies & Cryin - JARCAST Episode 183

Episode Date: September 9, 2019

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What's up? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to the Jarmidia podcast. Woo! Ooh! Yeah. My God, you guys are so high energy because you just drank caffeine, and I didn't. So I'm just like...

I didn't drink caffeine, idiot. Before we talk about caffeine, let's just shout out to the patrons. Shout out. Actually shout it. Idiot. They actually shout it. Whisper it. to the patrons over at patreon.com.

It's not a UK website. It's not dot co-do UK. It's an international website. And shout out to legends who buy the jar merch, which of course is available. Oh yes, absolute legends they are. Wouldn't I say, lads? The irony level's gone too far, lads.

Anyway, I'm Alex. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I don't think we've ever done that properly. Yeah. What number episode is it? 184 fucking 3 183

episode 183 you have no clue do you yes I'm wearing a white t-shirt so I look nice and chubby I've noticed that's the thing about white that I'm kind of chubby you want to wear black if you want to look sleek

and thin if you're not and you don't want to wear white if you're scared yeah because of shadows say white don't do that for me shadows I literally look the same in white as I do black grey though I actually look different in grey. Don't know why.

Explain. What's the difference? There's no difference really. I was wearing the jar shirts. The J. Jay for Jar shirt. It's grey, red. Well, by I'm here and I was just like, yeah, I actually look bigger than I am. But otherwise, I just look normal. Oh, nice.

Nice. Yes, I actually looked like a human for once. Don't be down on yourself. I'm not. This is a body positive episode of the Jar Media podcast. Jamie, I'm the one who's accepted my body more than anyone. Everyone gets embarrassed. about their bitch tits every now and again

but like at the end of the genuinely I'm caring less and less about anything appearance-wise now as I get older yeah I've been caring less but recently

I started carrying more but why do you why care more because I'm wearing purple socks purple socks are kind of nice

yeah agreed purple thank you underrated colour one of the best colours it's my favourite it's not underrated it looks good

everybody loves purple name one person that has said yeah purple don't like it they might not wear it but nobody dislikes yeah but how often do you see purple things you don't that's because men's fashion is fucking boring depends how much you play a GTA San Andreas you know what I'm saying turn that purple green baby we have some housekeeping by the way um couple things we need to address first of all I saw a couple comments that were um commenting on my my hair cut and I need to address this because there is this weird my hair is really

blonde right to those listening it's not really blonde well it's blonde point being no you're not when I when I fucking listen when I when I sit in the host seat it's like from the side and because of the way the lights shine on my head it makes my blonde hair look non-existent some reason on each side yeah so it looks like I have a 1 or a zero cut on the sides and just have left loads of mess on the top and it looks really bizarre on some of the cast episodes

so that's the main reason it looks a bit different in real life just wanted to address that one your hair is quite well yeah I mean like my hair looks completely different in real life like people keep saying they can't even see my afro the camera just changes things and the lighting in here is really weird so we all look quite

different and strange I know you might be able to see on the cast it looks like I have grey hair and I do actually have grey hair. Also, people don't seem to pick up on the fact that James is from Thailand. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's mentioned multiple times that he came from like a family of slaves. Were they Thailand slaves? No, they were Mongolian. Idiot.

The other thing, of course, is I was in what's it called again? The town of Sainsbury's. Yeah, which is near Stonehenge to those who aren't familiar with English. Did you do you get any Nova? Did you get poisoned

by the Russians by any chance? No, I did go through that town but apparently I was spotted though by Jarling. The Jarleng being Akpan who's a long time JAR

supporter and apparently he said hi to me but it was in like a busy city of loads of people around and I wasn't I was just looking at fish you really don't like Akpan as well this is what Alex is joking of course this is how you spot on Alex in the world

if they're standing on the bridge looking at some ducks is Alex no I was looking at fish actually ooh well I was paraphrasing from the actual comment on the job ready you idiot yeah but yeah I wasn't even thinking so I would have just thought oh someone else is talking to someone one. So yeah. See, I'm like that. If someone's like, oh, James, because you don't walk around, like,

expecting for people to, like, recognize and notice. Oh, I do. I always expect it when I walk anywhere. Yeah. Stratting my stuff. So, yeah, shout out to Akpan. If any, if anyone notices us, don't be scared of us. We're probably way more scared of you. Yeah, 100% definitely. I ain't good at all. You are of us.

With the spiders of, uh, the earth. Mm-hmm. We're the spiders of the earth. Hmm. Jarkast, the spiders of the earth. Other thing of note. Some jarlings were, they wanted to hear us address the

what has happened with this pro-Jarid thing. Because a few weeks ago, we did an episode about Pro-Jarid and all of that drama with his wife and he was cheating or whatever. I can't, you know, know that whole thing yeah google it if you don't know everyone fucking knew but he recently uploaded a an apology video it's like 40 minutes long yeah addressing everything that went

down haven't watched all of it i'm not willing to give i've watched most of it oh awesome good you can talk about it because like it gets up i'm i'm so like this with my time i've got like the weights it's either watch 40 minute pro jarred video or continue playing red dead redemption too and normally the fifth time you're absolutely that's only my second and normally it swings into fuck it just play red den yeah so i did watch a few minutes and i was like yeah i get it and i think jarlings wanted us to address it because we went in pretty hard on him in our normal jar jokey way yeah but our apologies in order question mark tell me from the video because i don't really fucking i don't remember what we said we may i think the the only thing

that i would say maybe we would do differently it's like we made fun of him quite a lot um oh yeah but how he looked that's for funny sake i mean yeah he didn't mean a word of it jared we're sorry but look at me look at me i mean i i said it in that video i ain't no brad you know yeah I hope people know we're just joshing we don't mean anything no but like

I don't I don't think anything he did was right per se but I mean it's just the fact of like it didn't need to be so public and the whole cancel culture thing like losing subs

and stuff that because that's always what it becomes it's not even about what they did more so it's like well look at the result of what they did look at these subs It's like a, it's like a way of measuring drama. It's like, this person lost this many subs and this person lost this many subs from their thing. Which means like, depending on the loss of subs means the event was more worthy of being dramatic and over the top. But he said it in the video, like, people aren't, they don't care because what he did was wrong.

They care because it's entertainment for them. Yeah. Like, they do not give a flying fuck. Do you know what it's like? It's like, it would always bug me when I'd see people do this in, like, secondary school or primary school. When someone who normally everyone ignores or something, like, gets hurt, they fall over, they're, like, in tears or something. And then there's this certain thing, like, people who would normally be, like, dicks or were assholes or, like, the stereotypical bullies and shit, just go over and, like, really overdo the, like, like are you okay man really like there's a certain way of doing it obviously helping people's

nice but it's like this weird false sort of yeah are you doing this to help or are you doing it to look good and yeah it's that same kind of philosophy where these people are like yeah i feel like i'm i'm a part of something i can put someone down who like i can i can put i can go on a i can stand on a soapbox basically and be like on twitter this is fucking unacceptable i cannot and you don't have nothing about the fucking guy no one knows any about this guy beyond his videos and like some tweets that people are tweeting about him and I think I said when we all talked about it the first time like the truth is just muddy in the middle somewhere yes well that's what I got from his video it was mostly him just refuting points that people had made because it was never he didn't really deny anything but he just he just tried to point out the truth part of it which is I mean all he could really do

because when you have that much hate thrown at you it's really hard to spin it around it was interesting I'm reading the comments that was the interesting part because everyone was like it's been weaponised in the opposite way that's the only reason I'm even talking about it is because so many people

were commenting saying like are they going to like address pro Jared after this awesome apologies put out and stuff I mean like I never really cared in the first place and I don't really care now. We were only just talking about it because we knew we could get some funnies out of it, really. Yeah. Yeah.

Obviously. I will say, though, the, like, the thing he was wearing? Not a big fan. He's wearing, like, a weird jumper. Oh, in his apology video? Yeah. He was a jumper. I didn't dig it.

Okay. That was my main takeaway. Yeah. Everyone's forgotten about it by now. anyway so yeah what funny thing did this is why I love that film gong girl so much it's about this exact yeah yeah and how each side is different from the way it's presented in media and yeah great movie if you haven't seen it I'm sure you have another bit of housekeeping that I can't believe I forgot to bring up last week but it's on it's on more

YouTuber-related stuff. Dylan the fucking hacker is the dead? Hmm. He's not a YouTuber, per se. Well, I mean, that's kind of... He's known in the YouTube landscape, of course, because of his feud with Pudypie. He came from 4chan.

Everyone knew him because of 4chan. Well, I knew him because he made YouTube videos and they were fucking funny. Jim remembers I would just sit there watching Dylan the hacker because I found him so funny. I was on his channel. for God's sake. I'd DM the guy?

No, he's dead. Is he actually? Well, like, it's floaty and it still could come out like it was a big prank or anything, but supposedly it's real. Like, Daily Mail has written articles on it. That literally is no credibility

when day... Yeah, but like, you know what I mean? They're reporting on it to the point where there's either some huge troll going on or he did die no one we won't know the truth

not if it is a troll I don't agree with that really I mean I wouldn't normally either but that's the thing it's Dylan the hacker

it would be the ultimate troll yeah but like the boy who cried wolf much hmm like I mean if if he is dead fucking hell

yeah we don't even believe it? Well, it's hard to actually know. I'm sure anyone out there can point us towards any more evidence that has come out, but... And like, he was just a kid, right? Yeah, early 20s or so. Yeah, man. Don't know what he died of or something, but rest in peace if it's true. And if not, man, that's the troll of the century. Yeah. Well, let's hope it's a troll. I'd prefer it to be that way. We don't want to see Dylan go. No. this awesome video

because back in the day when he was making all these like hate videos about PewDie and shit and getting loads of views from it he must have got enough views and ad money to where he'd got a few paychecks from it and he uploaded this video where he was like

bragging about how he'd been able to buy a PS4 with the ad sense and he was like holding up to the camera and he was like, you bought this oh this is great you you gave me this I want to thank everyone for It was a great video.

I love that kind of humour where it's just like really rubbing it into these people that just keep coming back to hate on it. Sorry to change the subject considering it might be quite a serious one but pro-jarad's apology video did have like 20 adverts in it. Oh did it?

It had a fair few. When I looked at it, it didn't have ads on it. It definitely did when I watched it. Well, so. You know what? Fuck it. Yeah. Do it.

That's clearly what you thought. We knew. it was going to get loads of traffic too so probably made a few grand off it might as well yeah ringing his channel for what what he can yeah

is he going to start uploading again I don't know why he was like kicked out of game grumps and normal boots or whatever oh yeah actually he I think he voluntarily you can no matter more charm you experience on YouTube you can always start again and not be

and be unaffected well it depends Lionmaker tried, who was the Minecraft sort of alleged paedophile. And he properly vanished because that was a bit far. No, but he wasn't to same level as pro-jared, but there, was he? That's what I'm saying. Like, Pro-Jarid is more debatable, there's more to talk about. Whereas when it gets to stuff like that, that Minecraft guy, it can be a bit...

You've sort of had your chance here. No one really wants you here anymore, go away. Especially when it's like little kiddie stuff. Well, pro-jard allegedly... That's the thing. I only surface level read about the whole pro-jared incident, and I can't really remember any of it, because it's sort of like... Well, he sort of refutes that, but also sort of doesn't.

It's weird. That's like another conversation in and of itself. It's like, is it like horribly immoral to do what he did, on Tumblr, which was like received nudes from 18 plus girls or something. Yeah, I mean it's quite, it's weird, but like, he said in the video, it's a power imbalance.

Yeah. Which is true. But it's just like, I don't even know how Tumblr works, so me and me neither. I'm not even going to try to understand what happened there. Yeah. All you can really go off is the law, and I think he's actually in the clear in terms of

the legalities and he's not going to be charged for anything but that's different to public perception you know once you're charged for something like especially with the things he's been charged with those are the ones people will forget like the old murder here and there yeah especially with like celebrities and stuff like um what's his what's his face loads of celebrities have killed people yeah just google it celebrities who have killed people you'd be surprised i don't guess if i can't inspecting Gazette? Yeah, Inspector Gadgett.

It's kill people. Caitlin Jenner, is that name? Yeah. She killed. Rans somewhere over. Yeah, there's all sorts like that. Oh, dude, and it just keeps going. This is a fucking doubt on our episode.

But listen to this. I had to bring this. We talk about Skyrim a lot on the fucking Jarcast. And something has happened in the world of Skyrim that has made me just say, I can't defend you anymore, Scarham This is over It's like a message from the gods Oh, the funny thing is as well

I was just starting to think I feel like playing Skyrim on my switch Again, and then Anyway, explain I'll let you explain this story Allegedly Again, I'm just I'm just reporting on what I've heard

I'm not fucking Keemstar over here It's supposed to be researching This is alleged isn't it? Yeah, there's nothing concrete But the composer Jeremy Sewell, I think it's pronounced or something, Seoul, I don't know, has been alleged to have sexually abused some of his female co-workers in the past.

There's like a huge blog post where this, where the victim describes like all of it and it's like, what the fuck? This is pretty hardcore. What's going on here where he was talking about how, like, you would tell her that he like needs, he needs sex with women to inspire his music because music's inherently sexual and stuff like that he was doing music for an indie developer I think

and someone from the dev team was a woman that he wanted to so like I guess he pressured her in that way like allegedly I'll make music for your game yeah yeah allegedly but yeah the it doesn't look good for him because I'm pretty sure there was more than one person came out against him too

more came out after the original one but it's like for fuck sake Skyrim now the one the one thing I would always defend is like the music at least is really atmospheric and captures the mood of that world

now I have like a work playlist for when I'm like writing or editing and stuff and the Skyrim song came on and I was like nope can't do it anymore it's just now I just associate it with that and it's too I just imagine

his logic of like music's inherently sexual while listening to like the stupid music from Skyrim I'm just like no thanks that's such bullshit though music is inherently sexual

if he did say that what a cunt so what would you never play Skyim again because of it well I'd never play Skyrim again well I might I'll never say never but I'm saying I don't really want to listen to the music

for the time being because it's just making me think of this recent drama over him okay so I don't associate it with Skyrim anymore as now as I just associate it with women being abused what about Michael Jackson

will you listen to Michael Jackson again like I've had Michael Jackson songs come on and I'm just like this is just too weird for me now like it's it's distracting to the point where I can't even pay attention properly to what is happening in the music so but then like where do you draw their line with that kind of thing I know it's near impossible if you draw one line you've got to draw the line with every single piece of me

do ever produce well I don't think that's true though because like you can't there is a way you can remove it from you know remove the art from the artist or whatever if it is something that like really connects with you because you're not you're not celebrating the the person abusing someone you're celebrating something the person who has happened to abuse someone has created like they're not mutually well they are mutually exclusive where you can still be talented and be a murderer and be you know it's it's impossible it's so tricky and the thing is like

just because all that matters is that you know what they did because I'm sure there's so many artists that have gotten away with the most heinous of crimes yeah basically I would never blame if someone's reasoning for not wanting to engage in a piece of art is for something like that then I'd never

be like yeah you're wrong or something I'd be like yeah that's fine but this but vice versa as well yeah you shouldn't if someone's still chooses to enjoy it because they really connect. It's when people try to like defend it just because they like the music. Yeah, that's worse.

Like with Chris Brown. Or Tentashion. Yeah. That was one that's a bit. I think the way I draw the line is like with music specifically, like Chris Brown, it's mainly his, his stuff he makes. So it's only him. With a game, it's like there's like hundreds of people involved. That's a good point, yeah. Yeah, it's the same with Michael Jackson where it's like a person. No, but he didn't make the music by himself. No, of course not. I don't think he's, he's,

He's the main, the songs. But he's the product, is James's point. Yeah, I know. But, like, I'm saying you can listen to Chris Brown. Just don't, like, act like what he did was fine because his music is good. Because you don't want to believe that he did a bad thing. Personally, I draw the line. If it's like Chris Brown and I won't ever consume anything Chris Brown rates and any other artists who's done those type of things.

Full stop, I don't consume any of the media. Well, I mean, I don't listen to his music because it's shy. I had like a few months ago I went for really I just I cut all nine inch now because he's got like a history of like racism and shit so I was just like yeah not gonna drop in that because I just I'm not I'm not gonna consume me well you're never gonna listen to nin ever again

no I have because it's just like when you find out that but that was also what I'm saying is like where do you draw the line because every one of these celebrities has if it's not like horrific drug stuff it's sex stuff it's money laundering it's anything being a cunt in general

yeah I wouldn't like someone is a drug game I'm not gonna stop listening to their music because that's their choice they're not hurting anyone there are people out there that will you know really not you know like that sort of thing and we'll stop listening that person is not to find a that's not a right or the line but that's my point is like everyone draws the line slightly differently based on things they like and don't like

like imagine if you were like a hardcore Christian and you found out like someone in like a Christian rock group that you really loved. Had had sex. Had had sex out of wedlock or, like, was a hardcore drug addict on something. Or you had friends, you said pussy too much. Yeah, exactly. And maybe they would be like,

well, I suppose I shouldn't listen to this anymore, really. It might make me think about having a wank independently. Independently? Yeah. But yeah. We all draw our lines, and I've drew mine. it's just yeah it's it's it's fine until it affects something you care about

because it's like yeah i didn't give a shit about pro jared or or uh chris brown tentacion or any of these people but none of us ever consumed that in the first place it wouldn't affect us because we were never part of the demographic for it doesn't mean we don't care it's just like that's we just didn't don't yeah there there are certain ones where like the kevin spacey one for me i was like i was like i was on your side kevin spacey. Now there's no possible way I could and that's one where I have been like

like I just can't in the same way like it will always be slightly distracting even as good of a performer as he is and with how good some of the movies he's in are. It will always just be really distracting and creepy now. Baby driver's a good movie though

luckily he's not in Baby Driver that much yeah that movie could have been fucking shite if it came out after the controversy or if like

it just flopped completely or if like a Fast and Furious director directed that movie can imagine how bad it would be but it didn't Jason State a minute it could have been good

yeah you hate on Fars I watched FAST the first FAST Fiercy the other day surprisingly it's the best one by far 100%

because it's just got this 7's the best one no no because it's not action The first one is so innocent and good I love it Is Vin Diesel really good in it And acting?

He actually acts He actually has some Some personality in it Compared to the other one I feel like this is that thing where You're trying to make a case for it But if you sat down and watched it with us I watched it recently

He was just giggling at everything Because it's so shit Reasons Reasons Do we have any funny funnies before our... Yes, recently I've been playing War Thunder and I've...

Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck! Coming from you. Oh, Moonlight, it's a really fun game and I've been spending time playing it. Oh, I like it. Yeah, well, before we go to the break, is there anything

we've listened to or watched or anything like that? Taylor Swift's new album, pretty good. I'm enjoying that. So, actually, listen. to it all the way through. Yes, I've listened to Lover all the way through. There's three songs Lover. Taylor Swift's.

Oh, three songs, pretty good. Have you listened to albums before? No. It's the first one you listen to. Let's do a quick Ariana Grande album review as well while the... What's, uh, thank you next? Great album, like a lot of songs on it. Got me in my playlist. I've never heard any of her songs before.

Yes, you have. Thank you next. Thank you. Is that how it goes? Yes. Thank you. Next. Yeah, I never heard it. I'm so fucking grateful for my ex. Thank you. Next.

I'm so grateful for my ex. Yeah, because he killed himself. No. I'm pretty sure it's a thing in case of you're thankful because you learned a lot from breaking up with them. Yeah, but also one of our exes killed himself. Way, wait. Yeah. Yeah, Max Miller.

Yeah. They were going to get married and then they broke up and then... He had a drug overdose. like an asshole or something why would she be saying that in his song or you no it's it's the song is her like moving on saying that she's thankful for dating him oh okay god but all of her exes right you know oh no yeah kind of she calls him shit in it but yeah pretty much bah i just listen to the song again i can't remember so it must be really great then great song is a banger in the car in the summer windows down going from town anthony fantano gave

it gave the album like an eight out of ten so it must be good what the oh melonhead oh i love melonhead it's not really something i'm good about lana del Rey's new album anybody bobbed that one on i've not listened to any lana i've not listened to i reckon you'd love lana i probably would if you like taylor swift and yeah also you're an edgy queen actually no i think i i think i have listened to one of her songs that's like i can't remember what they're quite some time ago Well, you heard one of them You've heard all of them really

Yeah Bangin It's just I don't want to listen to any of these people Yeah, because you're so Yeah, I mean women, right? You've got such a close-minded music taste It's not true You do

No, I don't like it Because I've listened to it Oh, because it's obvious Alex just doesn't like women that sing Yeah, pretty much Yeah, pretty much I mean, we'll be back up for these messages Bha

You go girl women are Very good at music. Jeremy Wenner's new new song, though, pretty good. Allie, partner. Me, I already. Me have shirts for sale. Send the description below.

Thank you next. Thank you, next. Thank you, next. I'm so fucking, fuck you, bitch. Hello. this is the part two no the part where we answer questions from the rut rut edit yeah head over to uh r slash jar media drop us a question in the suggestions thread and we will answer it if we like the question yeah you can do that on your

phone like James yeah do it right now James unless your name is James are you dropping us a question or yeah I'm dropping your question right now god this fucker this fucker start us off with someone bro give us give us one

what did you want to be when you were younger job wise that's from a grey tickles I'm an archaeologist that's true you did Alex was so obsessed of dinosaurs yeah I still am I got James's answer because I know what

Oh no James wanted to be a professional drifter Yeah who doesn't That's a racing driver there And I still do The funny thing was You said you wanted to be a drifter When a drifter is typically someone

That drifts from like city to city Back then Back then professional drifting was like here And now it's like fucking 10 times bigger international sport Really? Yeah it's huge Yeah and that Netflix show you what

It was about drifting pretty much Yeah I also have one that I learned before James wanted to be that And this was a sniper in the military James wanted to I was I wanted to be a military man, doll I did back then I was you wanted to I was a military boy You wanted to snipe innocent um Islamic children That would be because of uh

Modern Warfare Yeah I was a I was a military kid I would just I'd go home after school play play war games and consume documentaries about tanks and Plains. Isn't that crazy, though, that, like, the power of games and movies and shit. Like, I wanted to be an archaeologist because of Dresset Park. Yeah. James wanted to join the fucking army because of a video game.

You shoot guns. What about you? I wanted to be a wizard in the wizarding school of Harry Potter. No, I wanted to be a police officer because of a robocop. Did you actually... That really whole fucking scene where I just get slaughtered. Do you know what's weird? I've never had a single...

thing where I've just thought man I want to do that apart from the what no every kid says that every kid wants to be a vet a singing vet no that's complete horseshit that you fabricated to make

our parents make fun of me that's such an Alex I didn't make that up there did I James you remember him saying that no oh then yeah see you completely fabricated that complete fucking horse shit and I've never heard the end of it

horse vet nice Rick and Morty reference horse surgeon you made it the Rick and Morty reference not me you know what though you know what

what isn't just fucking crazy how we grew up with video games I literally grew up playing war games that's fucking wild we weren't allowed growing up yeah I remember when I think I was in year 7

you borrowed Bioshock from a friend and you were going around like smacking dudes with a wrench killing them. That's actually the first time I saw Bioshock as well was that period. My mum was like I don't like it, turn it off, get rid of it Yeah, then I gave it back. It really pissed me off. I was like, sorry.

She was funny about Grand Theft Auto as well. Yeah, I wasn't allowed to play that until I was 15 or 16. Luckily, which sucked. I remember... That was Grand Theft Daughter like five time, pretty much. By then. Yeah, no. And that came out.

No, because she looked me. me play Red Dead because Cowboys Yeah More innocent From a parent's perspective Well yeah Because they think

You just go around Like grand theft Not fucking strippers And the news And the name is literally a crime So Yeah So yeah

So yeah I wanted to be a professional Grand Theft Autoer When I was younger Then I had the weird phase I wanted to be Like a games Because everyone

who was interested in games Wanted to be a game dev And then you really realize it's the literally the most dog shit career you could ever have underpaid work like a hundred hours a month a week Just to hope that you'll get a paycheck get to the top one day and then you're gonna be then you'll probably get involved in Like a sex ring or something Okay, a few sex rings you probably get sexually assaulted by someone. It's terrible Worst career don't ever go into a game dev unless you're weird we need some of them. Yeah,

Uh Anyway I actually wanted to be a vet at some point as well See every fucking kid because They're like kids like animals So let's kill them Basically yeah Well you don't think about that part

You think oh help the animals Well I was going to say that like look at those three Careers we said What Vets Someone in the army Doing what they do in modern warfare Yeah

an archaeologist and what did you say just a vet was it yeah um and the reality of all of them whereas like a vet is like a money grubbing like fucked up way of using our love of animals to be able to milk people drive their money yeah and then fucking murder the animal at the end yeah and it sucked everybody like archaeologists are like they're totally underpaid and like there's no money in the in the job really And then soldiers are just paid to go die, quite literally. Well, yeah, the horrors of war and all that. Yeah.

And here we are. Funny times, eh? This has been just a gut-busting. No, we've got a good one. This isn't negative, though, from what we've done previously. This is positive. We've got kind of a role play. Oh, yes.

No. This is by Stash DK. Mm-hmm. Um, the JARCast just won the first ever Grammy for Best Podcasts. Oh yes, boy. So would I go up first? You'd got... No, you...

Only one person makes a speech. So it's you. Just me. Yeah, you... No, we're all stood there. We're all stood there, but Alexin's speech, because I'm nervous in front of all these celebrities, like... In front of Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande. Yeah.

Jealous, they didn't get their fucking podcast award. I want him taken down Okay No Kanye comes on stage I think Joe Rogan had the best Bucket So clap me in then As if it's actually happening

Yeah Ooh yeah Ooh yeah And okay I'll hold like this cup As if it's the Emmy Grammy Grammy you fucking idiot

But okay Different awards Wow this is an actual Grammy I'm holding Thanks so much for this opportunity a pussy diarrhea boo

that's actually what would happen as we walk on stage fuck off boo it would have to be like I'd have to choose attacked I'd have to okay be genuine or use this immense opportunity to

I do a joke we have James as we're going up the stairs James falls over to fucking cracked his head on the stairs becomes like a vegetable for the rest of live yeah and then we're like well done sue the company yeah they're having like a cable trip me out but then it turns out it was actually all make up and effect it was a ruse the

whole time and we just escaped to north korea i'm thinking um more like going up on stage and then either be wearing something really weird or the dinosaur costume yeah that's it come out with the inflated dinosaur thing and then give like a really serious speech where I cry yeah do you think you would cry if we won the first ever podcast Grammy? I'd cry

if I was wearing the dinah costume and it would be like classic yeah bring out bring a little pipette of water and put it under my eyes backstage yeah i gotta be ready pump my my eyelids full of tears we just walk out holding flashlights as well when you channed um um f-3431 asked uh what's your favorite cheese and why would it make a useful weapon my favorite cheese is the cheese they the great traditional cheese that you rolled down the hill is that

do you know the name I've said cheese it's just a fucking bowl of cheese isn't it ball of cheese oh yeah but have you seen how fast that thing goes I guess that

in terms of a weapon yeah that's quite good that's good Alex I personally am a big fan of Brie Bree's good Bree's good

and it's already in like a triangle kind of sharp arrowhead shape already so just put it on the end of a stick one good use for Brie's If there's anyone in a car that you hate and they're being a dick, just throw free at their windscreen.

It's smashed, it goes everywhere and they can't see. Oh, and if it melts a bit onto the windscreen. Never coming off. Exactly. Good advice that. I quite like Applewood. Oh, Applewood's a good one, yeah. I quite like Mexicana.

Yeah, Mexicana's a good one. Obviously, cheddar. You have to shout out cheddar. And mozzarella. Yeah, mozzarella doesn't get enough cred. No, mozzarella is my favourite cheese Because I don't like cheese None of them would make a good weapon

What an ignorant and foolish thing to bring No, with mozzarella If you have it melted And it kind of stretches You can make it like a web And like web someone with mozzarella Stretch it all over them Stick them to like a wall

Like spider ready for later Right So you're saying you'll be Spider-Man That shoots real Spider-Man Mozilla Bree is the best weapon Because if someone hit you Through a fucking Master Trunk of Bree at you

It'd fucking hurt That's a good idea for a movie Most cheeses would hurt. No, but breathe just kind of just... Bree's softer than cheddar. Yeah, that's why it's worse. Because that speed, it's gonna fucking hurt. Everything does it.

Do you not like my movie idea? You didn't even say it. Based on that Spider-Man mozzarella bullshit. You know, there's that movie that came out this year called Brightburn, which is like, what if Superman came down but he was evil and wanted to hurt people? what if it was Spider-Man but it was more like a David Cronenberg like the fly

type situation where it actually starts doing spider-like activities yeah with cheese how creepy that could be people like walking like a spider it's called the amazing Spider-Man

you're weirdly right actually yeah I remember watching that movie the first Amazing Spider-Man has scenes that really show how creepy Spider-Man could be yeah if done so incompetently bad as was done in those movies Yeah

Um average cinema goer We Said uh what's that unluckiest thing that's happened to each of you Meeting Jamie and Alex That's funny because someone replied saying James Oh shit What's the question?

The unluckiest Yeah Um Hmm It's not really something you really attach yourself to Unless you have had an insane string of bad luck Yeah I had a bird pill on my head once

It's quite unlucky I recently was wearing a new shirt Just leaving this house And a shit Landed on my shoulder Of the new shirt Fucking Seagull or something

That was shit See it's the type of thing where Nothing pops into my head But I'm sure there are loads of times I've been like This has been a weirdly Unlucky string of events right now Yeah

But define unlucky as well Because like there's Yeah There's making Like I We talked about it probably Last episode of the episode before Whenever we talked about

The most painful injuries And the burn on my hand But like Is that unlucky? Because you did it It doesn't count as luck there That was me That was me

That put my hand there That's more of an accident I'd say Yeah But it's not lucky To do that Is that unlucky? Well lucky

I guess if we're going to break it down that much Luck doesn't really exist does it Well no We just interpret luck as like Events that we're not a part of That we suddenly become a part of And it's either lucky or not lucky So I think the unlucky's thing is

Argy getting men enjoyed us That's actually good cool because it is just like complete random that that has to be something random it has to be something random that you have no control over that is bad for you yeah that's actually the perfect because you just reminded me that was like the worst like four months because it was like um my network at the time we're trying to scam me and didn't pay me for three four months yeah something so I

wasn't paid for like months on top of that argue was diagnosed of meningitis on top of that um i brought max home as well so i had this obese golden retriever on on top of all that yeah james answered it for me that was my most unlucky time as a 25 year old i'm sure there will be more in the future yeah i don't really have an answer to be honest i don't because there's nothing i can think of because everything that's happened has happened for a reason blow crashes all that that's the thing yeah they're not luck they're just events Yeah, just things out of your control, I guess, is what it really means. Next.

If you could co-lab with any rapper, who would it be? Co-lab with any rapper? Yeah, I'm struggling to find some right now. Co-dial to any rapper? None of us rap. Oh, it'd definitely be Chris Barner next extantation. Um, co-lab in terms of, for a funny, it would be funny to, to do something with, um, can you? Yeah?

James? It's just a weird question. I don't know how I'm supposed to answer this. I'd say Tupac. Yeah. I'd love to go on stage with Tupac's hologram. Yeah, two-pack. The question me better if it was which rapper would you want on the Jailcast as a guest?

Because that actually relates to something we actually do, do. No, have them be alive. That kind of helps. Dr. Dre. Okay. You don't think Kanye would be more interesting. No, Kanye would be super interesting. But Snoop Dogg would be great as well.

I think Snoop actually, because yeah, because he has his own. own YouTube channel Yeah, that's true He's got Snoop Dog I'm sure What's the Run the Jules guy called

Killer Mike and LP Killer Mike Yeah Eminem Eminem Eminem I watched a movie That had him in

Killer Mike and LP are the greatest Co-lab Pans down What about Chocolate and Chili Because they were both individual

and then they co-labs. Boom. Isn't that how it normally works? Everyone's living their own life until they collide with another... Basically, RTJ 5-4 is coming out soon, so boom, hype. You've been saying that for...

No, but it actually is, because they're fucking teasing it so much now. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's fine. I'm the biggest R2J fan. Yeah, okay, sure. Okay, sure. So fandom's measurable now, is it? It always has been gamer.

You're more of a gamer than me, I'm not more of a gamer than you. When was the last time you played a game? Literally an hour ago. You finished fucking Fire Emblem 3 Houses, dude. That's the game. That's the fucking, webiased game. What was the last game I finished before that?

No. Grand Theft Auto 5, when it first came out. Gamer? I'm not a gamer. I've got a horrible question here from Chongo underscore MD. Do it. Shoot it in. everyone's least favorite thing about each other

we've literally had this the whole would you change one thing about no this is different because my least favorite thing about James is the fact that he fucking hits me all the time it really hurts okay I'm gonna stop doing that now mine is when James says he has a topic but he actually doesn't and he just says that

thing he always says no this my topic is uh yeah no this applies to both of you it's just the fact that if you've got no personal stake in something you're not you're not consider it about other people's time that's horse shit no it's not that is complete fucking horse shit

no that's genuine no that is horse shit okay back up your statement then with a bit of evidence we've literally done it it's like we'll be trying to film the jarcast and I'll be like I've got to do this after and then you'll just be like it's not true I never do that a GJ montage or something this has been some time since it last happened

though yeah that I'm gonna that one's not fair to lump me in okay that's not fair to lump me in Okay, something I... Okay, what's the question again? I forgot. Something you don't like about... Your least favorite thing about each of us? Even though, even if there's something I like least about you,

I still like all of you, so it's just like, it doesn't matter. What's your least favorite thing? I like everything about you, so I don't know. I don't like the gym's stronger than me. Does that count? Yeah, I don't like that actually stronger than me. My least favorite thing about Jim is the fact that you can eat. just an obscene amount and I can't

because I actually need to eat that's probably my least favorite thing about myself well your appetite yeah Jim will sit there and make just make an entire fucking bowl of pasta like an entire pack and just demolish it and I'm just like I need that in me

to get fucking gain weight and I can't do it that's my least thing let's answer the question about ourselves one thing we hate about ourselves the most um Nothing?

Well, I've grown and I've accepted that, you know, I need to like myself, so I just like everything about me. But there's still things I like less. And if I had to say, it'd be my mentality. Yeah, I was about to say that. The way my brain thinks is the thing I dislike the most. I like how my brain thinks with some things, but on others, I'm like, that's not going to, that's not good. Stop, please. over-analyzing shit all the time

seeing things that aren't there I got past that I really don't like the hallucinations I have hmm seeing the fucking Mr slender man fucking walking around

not funny schizophrenia not funny it's not funny that's not part of you though is it it's not like a character it's just like this It is if you have schizophrenia. No, I don't like how difficult it is for me to be

open and honest about it. I could have that same thing. My least favorite thing about Alex is that when we're on holiday he made me sleep on the airbed twice in a row. Why?

Do you want to explain yourself, Alex? Uh... exactly there you're fucking going it is what it is Alex had no input whatsoever it is what it is

it is you all dislike something about herself but it's just like you accept the bad things about you it's just for you it's a reductive

question to say what you hate about yourself you know because you got to like it just accept that you are you

at a certain point you know yeah And, like, my downsides can be the upsides, you know, guys? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's all a balance.

Caring. Upside, you've got downsides. No, but, like, the more you get down on yourself. The more down you go. Yeah. Because then you're down on yourself for being down on yourself. Yeah.

You know? So, you get to a point where you've got to be like, you know what? Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm me, man. I'm me. Yeah.

That's what I did. You just got to, you got to say sometimes, I'm sorry. I'm funny. yeah you have to acknowledge how funny you are yeah you not just acknowledge but accept you know you're on that perfect balance of a bit of ego but not but not too much yeah yeah because a healthy amount of ego will motivate you to keep succeeding to keep being funny but too little ego then you won't be funny at all you won't be funny and you'll put yourself down all

the time i've got ego to go What, is that like a restaurant thing? Ego to go. Uh, ha. Idiot. Nice one. Jim looks like Ron Weasley.

No, you say that, but I rewatched some of the Harry Potter movies recently, and I look like Ron Weasley. In some of those, no, no, young version of me really looked like young, Ron Weasley. No, you did. No, I'll show you a picture, James. I look like fucking Ron Weasley. Like a slight. less ugly Ron Weasley You're calling him born ugly

We've got some really weird questions this week Really? I mean that was one of them It was the statement Jim looks like Ron Weasley Well not even accurate From jub-jub-want-dub-dub Same

This one from Scoomb Hey Jar What's each member's most memorable Or quoted television advert Well, Rubens is fucking underdog Yeah, of course Autoglass repair, autoglass replace I was thinking that

Um What about Why did that one for all of us fucking Why was that Because it's genius But don't you hate it though When certain adverts, they try to make one And it's like, this isn't working

Yeah, I fucking hate that This is forced right now Whereas some are like Yeah, auto glass repair I don't want to a glass for a place. It just works. Yeah, it's so good. Bang, I love that one.

It's my favourite. But, you know, there's bound to be another one. I'll always remember that. There's go compare. That caught on pretty well. Go compare. When you want to eat some beans, you go compare. I can't remember any of us.

Okay. Okay. Not the mea cat one, not a... No, I can't. But the mea cat one doesn't have a song. What about, um, the advert. before the chase what's that

um fuck it's some bingo advert bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bong no it's like a real song but they made it about fucking gambling fuck those adverts by the way fuck if

I I have so little respect for the chase because of that sponsored by fucking gambling And you know why those adverts are so popular now because, like, child underage gambling is on the rise in the UK, like, big time. Online gambling. Yeah.

All sorts of gambling. Yeah, it's all sorts of gambling. It's just like, okay. Yeah, it's sick. That's wrong. You know? Like, yeah, because everyone's so hopeless. And these fucking video games get it in these kids head from a very early age.

That's not even just video games. It's like, in every supermarket, there are a big thing saying, buy lotto now. Yeah. You could win all this. And Chuckie Cheese Shane Dawson documentary Going on about Chuckie Cheese fucking

Ding ding dinging And you got Whoever first figured out They like analyse human behaviour And manage to figure out Oh we can like really manipulate people With these concepts It's so stupid though

Like The idea is that It's unlikely that you're going to win But if you do win you win big. Yeah, but I mean, even if you don't win big, you know, like it's still a win. No, but it's also designed in such a way where

you'll often win a couple quid here and there. Yeah, yeah. As sort of like breadcrumm to chase. Yeah. It makes you chase that dragon, but the thing is, like, they wouldn't offer so much money if they weren't making more back.

Oh, yeah. They make way more money than... It's funny you weigh millions. But how many millions of people buy that week on week out, and they're giving me like seven. 17 million mate they're fucking like swimming in fucking pools of money it's a load of shit but they keep you know what they've done recently like euro millions of stuff they add a number number so in the percentage of winning it's like even smaller it's like they add like another

fucking 10 zeros to it's a chance and then they're still making even more money yeah it's it's a rigged i have a pretty that's the point of it exactly point is that it's rigged but people don't realize that no but they do but that's what's addictive it's like so Is there, no, people get addicted to the concept of Maybe if I just bought one right here, right now What if that won? Then that could just change everything. Yeah, and what if I don't buy this one?

And that is the winning one. Do you know anyone who's bought like a lot of them To then go from like a lot to none? Our parents' friend Um, had cancer and he got some like money from the government And he spent all of his money literally everything he had on gambling

because it's monetizing hope that's the whole thing and I have a pretty addictive personality of certain things but the gambling's never I've never I get nothing from it I've never bought a lotto ticket neither I have

I've bought two I just thought well because I worked in a supermarket at the place where people them and I saw like the poverty it created I'm not sorry I don't want any part of this

It doesn't hook me because it's like there's no reward There's no reward It buying a loopbox there's fucking reward There's something But with that you just buy a piece of paper You put it in the bin Yeah for me it's like

Well I could Spend loads of money on Lotto Or I could save that money And invest in things that are more reliable than you know random chance like like um cans of coke yeah or cocaine got a minute left jim any quick ones before we round off i just found a really good one that's really long oh no i might screenshot it yeah or i'll copy it yeah well that's that's sort of it then everybody i've gone

addictive personality problem though just car parts They're a worse thing to be addicted to No, there's not. Yeah, there is. They're not. They're obsceney expensive, Alex. I could almost afford a house with the money I've paid them

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