JAR Media Posdact - Uh oh, ya boy got Bornholm! - JARCAST Episode 151

Episode Date: January 28, 2019

Sorry we were a bit late mamas, the story of why is in the cast :) https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia  

Wait, who's hosting? Augie. What's up, guys? It's me. I'm here. Let's recreate what happened in the last episode. We can't, because James isn't here. Oh. Hello, everybody.

Okay. Do you want me to host? I haven't hosted in a while. Do it. Okay. Good afternoon and morning. our night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the JARCAST or the Yogs or whatever we want to call it. We have some things to discuss, because this is take two of episode, whatever it says there, I can't remember what episode we're on.

151. I was trying to do, whatever. So a couple days ago, we recorded the JARCast, me and Jim and James. the usual cast you know it all went well we thought great episode even went an extra extra length with it yeah like huh extra just flowing nicely let's put another 15 20 minns on there answer some extra questions we're just we're feeling it today a couple days go by and uh i wasn't i haven't been feeling my best recently so i hadn't got around to editing anything or touching the recordings yet. So Jim came over and was like, I'll edit this one, so sat down, got all the footage

ready. Press play at the beginning of the audio, where James introduced the show. Huh, that sounds weird. Why is it so quiet? It literally did sound like... Hello everybody, welcome to the episode. Barely hear him. And then I look over at the our setup where all the mics are plugged in and I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, I, um, remember oh no oh no James's mic wasn't plugged in so we recorded an entire jarcast where my mic was plugged in sat where I am now Jim's mic was plugged in sat where he is and uh James is over at the host seat was not plugged in so that episode is fucked because he was the host as well yeah yeah it's completely and utterly fucked

Maybe if you or I were hosting that one, it might have been a bit more salvageable because the host usually speaks the most. Yeah. Didn't mean for that to rhyme, but here we are. So that was very annoying. But, you know, swings in roundabouts. I just want to... We do do a mic check. Yeah, our process is we've got to climb to the top of the house, set up the cast, which means turning all the lights on, getting them all in the right position.

plugging everyone's mics in that's kind of it for in terms of setup maybe moving stuff around yeah in camera placement um an angle and all that and then right before we start we do a mic check yep and Jim well uh James was in the seat to my left um but to do the mic check he'd moved the other mic over to his mouth and they were next to each other So two mics next to each other Yeah So when he first spoke into his mic

I said That seems weird It's not Yeah there's no feedback or whatever There's not much feedback on the mic there And then he said some stuff again And it sounded fine But that obviously turned out

To be because the mics were next to each other Just Very rookie mistake Mm-hmm Yep Oh well First time we did so many episodes in a row without anything somehow it never being

compromised and just this once and one of the few times we go over an hour as well yeah and where we did like a topic that we can't redo yeah because last week we did this new segment where we've got this jar that we put on the on the set which is full of like memes jar memes specifically absolutely packed with them and because we missed a bunch off last time we had loads of fan suggestions so I noted them all down and then we did a whole other segment with them going in tens of them I did make a list luckily of most of the ones that we did put in in this recording that is bodged so I can read those off But the original is, we don't really know what to do with the original.

This, this, like, now famed lost episode sort of thing. If we can, if people don't mind, we could just put it together and upload it. But with the preface of the audio for James is just ruined. Yeah. What, the, the worst thing about it is that, um, our mics were fine. So we're very loud compared to, James's audio levels Yeah

Yeah So it just sounds like shit Yeah This maybe this segment Where I put things into the jar Would be okay because it's mostly me But I don't know Tell us what you think in the comments

And we'll We'll think of something to do with it Yeah Because I mean we haven't lost it We have all the footage and everything still It's just what to do with it So I'll quickly go through the honorable mentions that went into the jar when we recorded the other day.

James hating Alex's music taste went in. Jim loving Mad Max, of course, went in, calling the podcast the Yogs slash Yogscast slash Yogs Pogs went in, but coconut went in, golden Freddy, is their cream on Mars, James and Rubin on their phones, James coming from slaves, self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism, A nice little reference to that Markiplier video. Talking about bullies. James Loving Short Hair on girls. Damn, son.

Started from the bottom now we're here. Game on. Or good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Old jar being shut down. That one didn't go in. It was ripped. Mispelling Rubin's name went in. The unbeatable Halo War strategy went in.

Shithead Larry went in. I'm actually quite scared went in. Jordan went in James saying Welcome to the jar media podcast Instead of the jarcast And Uggy smelling of shit

Went in I could have sworn There were more that didn't get There were more than that I didn't have them all noted down Because I just noted some down on my phone And then I was on Reddit And on YouTube comments and stuff

And slowly collected a bunch of them So they are in the jar But like now I don't know Yeah you just got to take our word for it Yeah man unless we do release it or something, I don't know. We'll think of something to do.

You want to know something, bro? What's it? Your boy got a disease. I'm having deja vu. So, uh, your boy got born home disease? Jim, say what? What? No, say, say what?

Say what? No, like, say what? Say what? There we go. So I got Bornholm disease. Do you know what that does, Jim? Yeah, what does that do? It's a...

Hang on, let me get the NHS website up. Oh shit, you know it's for real, then. Bornholm disease is a viral infection that causes pain in the chest or upper tummy and flu-like symptoms. so there you go I've got that the the biggest symptom you seem to have

is just pain miserable pain just looking at you and um I feel way better now but like when we recorded the other day it was pretty bad

yeah you had no energy yeah zonk does a good word for it no energy just feeling like you have the flu even though you don't have symptoms like a cough or sneezing or you know runny nose

or anything like that. So really lame, really bad. Genuinely thought I was going to die when the symptoms first started popping up because it affects your breathing. You can only take shallow breaths, so I woke up in the morning. Could barely breathe.

I was like... Mommy, help! wound up on the emergency telephone to the emergency services and they asked me loads of questions like, have you taken any street drugs?

Stuff like that. And I thought... You probably drank too much caffeine. Too many diet cakes. I do... Yeah, I was like... Nobody drank a diet Coke two weeks ago. Do a smoking cigarettes count as a drug.

Do a... drinking a beer count as a drug. But yeah. Cocaine count as a drug. So the last few days I've been suffering It started on Thursday Which kind of means nothing

For people listening to this But It's been quite a few days And it's been bad and poo-poo And I just Wanted to mention it Because I think It's funny

It is funny I think it's funny To have a disease And it's funny That the disease has a funny Name Yeah, Bornholm Beyond Broder

Beyond Broder Beyond Broder On a broadcast It's too perfect. Born to chode. Do you feel like Argy? Because Argy has been notoriously diseased for the majority of his life. He's got like every disease in the book.

His current disease is a fucking butthole one. Crazy. Hence the stench and the meme in the jar. So, uh, yeah, I don't think I've got anything else to say about my disease. I just don't understand how you got it. It's just like a virus. The same way you get any. you know infection or anything like that but i mean if you're working in a place that's like

full of people yeah bound to get whatever's going around like but maybe it's from argue yeah could get it from picking up a obejean in the shops it could be in yeah true yeah it's fucked up nasty bit of business right there so uh let's move on for my disease because i'm starting to feel self-conscious about it you're fucking proud of it you love having a disease I'm actually really happy that I got a disease as horrible as it's been and honestly the worst thing is that I can't laugh yeah I can laugh but it just really hurts to laugh like really is painful it feels like I'm being stabbed in my like right side that you know what being stabbed actually you know you know this you know

you know what I mean yeah so of course while I'm watching the Grinch It's It actually wasn't difficult To sit through at all Because it's so fucking humorless That I didn't have to like Even try to not laugh

It was more of a challenge When I was watching Shrek 3 Which people on Letterbox Be hating me Because uh My letterbox review was Um Kind of maligned by the letterbox community

Because of course when you're ill What else you're gonna do But watch DreamWorks movies I mean you don't have to be ill you can watch them whenever you want. It's just a good excuse. I certainly do. Let me get my review up.

Shrek the 3rd. Very simple, four-word review from user IHE. Funniest Shrek motion picture. That's it. People furious, they're fuming. What motivated you to view Shrek the 3rd? So this is my whole, I'm going to go on a diatribe now because dream works is kind of my latest passion yeah I feel like dream works are so

underappreciated they they got stinkers no doubt they got stinkers B-movie over the hedge shark tail shark tail absolutely nothing good about them fucking worthless absolutely like total garbage however talk about Madagascardo talk about that's me sold Madagascar two and three are masterpieces of animation They are brilliant We shouldn't talk about it too much because

Madagascardo, Shrek 1-2 are all right I think Shrek I've got to say as their most overrated franchise for sure They have aged horribly Shrek 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 have all aged horribly because they rely

on, every Shrek they rely on the fucking breaking out of their like weird fantasy environment into horrible pop culture references donkey always singing dumbass songs like pop songs it's like

give it a rest Eddie Murphy I'm sure it wasn't his decision but come on you're the why wasn't he singing party all the time by Eddie Murphy that would have been funnier it would have been a bit of humour to it yeah and it would be a slight fourth wall break but not too

much to the point where it's a... Yeah, Deadpool-esque. But yeah, the point is... Shrek 3 is really funny. Funniest one. Is it the same director as the Madagascar? I think it's the same director as Madagascar 3. And that's not me just giving it a pass.

Sorry for that fucking noise just then. He does love threes. But anyway... He loves the third. Notice how he said... Funniest. Not best, because I don't think it's the best Shrek movie at all. I hate the Justin Timberlake is in it.

I think that's so lame. That character is so lame. He's supposed to be like a dorky nerd who no one likes, but he just looks like Justin Timberlake and he's a hottie, and it just makes no sense to me. It should have made him look like a dork. I walked in, um, when you were watching Shrek the 3rd, and it was like on the scene in the most generic bullshit going on. like yeah where shrek is like i don't care about you get out of here yeah the bit that yeah and then and then he's like oh and then five minutes later he's like donkey's like oh they did there to save your life he did that to

savor your life yeah you're a good you're a good person boots and i'm a good donkey i'm just going to go ahead and say it it's yeah it's um it's not it's not it's not madagascar tier or Kung Fu Panda tier or How Australian Dragon Tier. They're all top tier Dreamworks. Um, it kind of sits in the middle. There's too much visual humour. We were talking about it because we're going back to the Grinch. Watch the new Grinch movie today.

I saw the second, the last... You've seen the whole fucking movie. Even though you've seen 20 minutes of it, you've seen the whole movie. Okay. What are they called, Illuminations? Latest Project. Terrible. Just terrible.

Terrible. Same issues all of their movies have, where it's clearly like, we have valuable IP, stories already written for us, basically all we have to do is just animate some dogs and lots of pop music and, you know, a load of shit. Yeah, speaking of things that age horribly, those movies are going to age like a fucking... Yeah, because they totally just ride whatever is popular. Yeah, and they make a fuck ton of money, so Tyler, the creator in there going, yeah, oh, Nibble Grinch. Fucking bullshit right there. So inappropriate. Especially when the Grinch just has this whole, like, he goes into, like, the M-word and he's, like, really, he calls his dog the M-word.

Fred comes in, and he's like, I'm not going to call you Fred no-no, I'm going to call you, it's just horrible. End-word, Fred. Yeah. And then the, and then the dog, like, goes, really? really bad movie it does that thing where like every illumination movie where the whole film is like set in one one place so all they've got to do is like they pull out their mission maker like Bethesda engine and they make one like mountain and one hill with houses on it and they're like there you go done they pay like they pay some intern probably ten ten dollars to render some mountains in and a cloud, and they're like, nice, awesome. And all the money goes into, like, Benedict Cumberbatch and celebrities, yeah.

Was there any other celebrity in The Grinch? Yeah, there was, uh... What did you know her from? Someone from Parks and Rec was in it. Yeah, she's in a bunch of stuff. Which one? The one... The one?

The main one. Not the main one. She was the mother in it, whatever But yeah It was really, really Just nice Wait hang on no Shrek 3 was really nice

Not yeah Not the Grinch The Grinch was fucking lame Although Did get me feeling a There are a few Chill Yeah you get those

The shiver I think when watching it I must have said shiver me timbers about eight times and like this embarrasses me to say but I had to sort of tilt my head away from you and

hide my eyes because they were kind of filling with like tears damn like genuine emotion for it because it's it's really genuine and I feel like mums are really going to love it no this movie shit

like surprise surprise looking forward to him in smash Brits there no the um that rumor was fucking bullshit by the way the Grinch was never going to be in smash bros Duh

No as in It was a classic thing of the rumor Wasn't originally the data That people were looking at The actual images that people were looking at Wasn't saying that the Grinch was going to be in smash It was It was making links between

The same company who was doing like advertising for the Grinch also was doing advertising for Smash So that's where the rumor came from Yeah so it was a joke No so there was some in no it wasn't a joke It was like a huge rumor

So it was like a doctored image of like Some company with like Some Grinch shit in the foreground But a bunch of smash stuff in the background Something like that, it's been a while now but If any of you Believe that the Grinch

could potentially be in smash brother's ultimate you're going to get your wig split we were saying though Dreamworks characters in smash I'm not saying I'm against it it's just to be honest I'd be okay with the Grinch being in Smash Bros Ultimate not the Illumination Grinch

just the Grinch as a character being in Jim Jim Gary's Grinch any Grinch that isn't the Illumination Grinch I'd be thrilled on a to be in Smash. You could have funny funny attacks. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It would have been awesome if they just went

like really bizarre with the characters they just put in. Not even gaming anymore. It's just like... I would have had a big problem with that. Like, what? Humor aside. Smash Bros. Ultimate. The ultimate

Smash Bros. And like Alex the Lion fucking Grinch pulling it out. All my favorite video game characters. You just described the best game... I'm not saying it would be bad. I'm just saying problems would arise.

But fucking hell. Petitioned for Alex the Lion in Smash? Because there was like a DreamWorks cart racer with them in, so that is gaming. True. Imagine how well-animated Gloria would be in the Smash Bros. Yeah. Ah, it'd just be so incredible. Just have them all.

be ice climbery skins I'd be okay with that not the Madagascar characters you could do sort of a Luma Rosalina thing with Melman and Gloria where Gloria's like the big heavy one sort of throwing Melman's too big though he's a fucking giraffe yeah I guess okay what's he called Ridley can be like Melman a Melman skin yeah well King K rule Gloria I mean, DreamWorks? Yeah, sort it out. Get on it, you goddamn morons.

Spielberg? Do what needs to be done. But briefly going back to the Grinch and DreamWorks. One of the things I liked about Shrek 3 was they actually used the fact that it was animated and the visual comedy of all of it. They stuck loads of like little jokes in the background and dumb shit like that. Whereas the Grinch just had. nothing going on visually it's so bland they do nothing humorous with the

characters or the character designs the Grinch just looks like a soft toy they all look like I said to you that the the fucking Jim Carrey Grinch is too scary and the Illumination Grinch is too cute it's like neither of them quite understood what the Grinch really should be yeah and it's and it's most annoying that it's like yeah of course if it's live action it's going to be creepy as hell because god yeah grinch but the fact that illumination are an animation studio and they can't even get something as simple as that right i feel like a 2d animated grinch would be better well they already exists there's that famous like gif of the you know the grinch smiling and oh yeah that's from an

animated like short or film or something that looked incredible as well yeah that to me that's because that's just exactly how he looked in the books so I don't even remember really reading The Grinch though I think we had it I can't remember I like to too scary much too scary I remember watching a program when I was much younger on animation

with like Matt groaning in it and stuff yeah and they were saying like if you're making something that's animated just like you need to be creative because what's the point in it being animated

That's exactly my issue with Illumination movies. Yeah. They don't even take any advantage of it being animated. It's literally just a platform for them to be able to sell merchandise and get sponsorships and just shift a product over to children to buy and engage in. They don't have any integrity at all. No. They don't give a shit about their craft. They are the most manipulative garbage animation company in business at the moment.

Even like the Ice Age people put more effort in than them. Mm-hmm. You know? God damn it. I'm passionate about this, about DreamWorks, man. I'm passionate about stuff that matters. Say what you were about DreamWorks, but God damn do they use animation? That's the thing I like about DreamWorks.

They kind of embrace the same children's cartoon kind of almost SpongeBobby, visual humor, bullshit. where it's like there's just loads of little secrets in the background. People move weirdly. It's pretty manic a lot of the time. It knows it's animated and it doesn't take itself too seriously. And I know that's not going to get them any like awards or accolades and people look at their films and think they're just dumb, bad bullshit. But it's so easy to just get a quick little laugh in that way though.

Like, yeah. In Madagascar 3, the famous chase scene. Mm-hmm. every time one of the penguins says to like step on the gas it's got like a different animation for a penguin like pushing the pedal honestly those action sequences in madagascar two and three are full of so many like little secrets and details

both of them are ruined by a bad joke though what's the bad joke in three um when alex and marty are arguing and the cop pulls it pulls it that one isn't as bad that one's like a racial joke because it's Chris Rock driving and he's like he doesn't want to get killed by the police I don't think that was the intent but Jim it was these films they'd be dismantling communism they'd be dismantling racism racism they'd be dismantling racism they'd be dismantling sexism stereotypes in all forms

classism they are I can't people just they just don't they don't want to give it a chance they don't want to give it the respect it deserves

that's fine you can go sit back and just not appreciate you know fucking art but whatever go fucking enjoy you I don't know some fucking bullshit

I don't care people watching like fucking citizen Canaan shit fucking boring old shit it is boring old shit and like what's in that movie that you can

like see in the background and never have a chuckle at fucking nothing even they got penguins in fucking citizen gain no I've got feeling they don't you think they got fucking king julian so I have respect for myself do you think they got king frog John Cleese emotionally dying but then actually not dying he just coughs but then dying again but then he's actually not dead and then he says Justin Simbolate then actually dies do you know that's in Citizen Kane I've got a feeling it's not.

This is my point Jim, this is why thank you for taking the words right at my mouth. DreamWorks. Just end it there. Yeah. Augie like DreamWorks? Augie's like a real DreamWorks character just like in real life. That's why I like him so much. He's stylized like a DreamWorks character he's got the like curly nostrils.

One thing I do get fed up with DreamWorks though is the like that smile they all do. Yeah the Fortnite smile. It is quite like the Fortnite smile. It's annoying with Fortnite though. And it's annoying when like Barry B does it and Megamined and that shit. What about DreamWorks characters in Fortnite? no you're on to something I could see that

Kung Fu Panda like just just re-skinned Thanos to be Kung Fu Panda They've already fucked it Oh Thanos was in it Disney Hmm Disney ends Marvelx has to go to PubG

Yep Now put DreamWorks in Cod Yeah Hell yeah DreamWorks makes a lot of money Activision appreciates money Gloria Melman the whole Madagascar

crew in Cod. DreamWorks kind of are the Activision of I don't I wouldn't go that far. They're the What's Activision's equivalent of DreamWorks's

home or DreamWorks's trolls? The two DreamWorks movies I haven't seen I've seen every other film they've made except those two. The two prototype games. There you go. Damn. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're on to something.

I figured it out. Okay, on that note, we'll be back after... Nibber Grinch. You're a mean one. Nibber Grinch. So this is part two of the cast. Yo, what is that, guys? This episode, you gotta give us a break.

Okay, because everything's gone loose. I forgot to thank the patrons at the beginning. Did he? Yeah, I just... I just... I heard you... Maybe I did. I can't remember.

Everything's just gone crazy because we're recording this on a Monday. We're normally... It's normally edited and done by now. This is meant to be up in eight minutes. We gotta go! Jim, quick. We've got to do eight minutes.

No, we've got to do... 30 minutes of content. Really fast. It's like that setting when you're listening to a podcast, you can listen to it at two-time speed. Yeah. Hey, hello, how does it's going anywhere?

Welcome to the, uh... Nibogrange. um yeah so i do feel genuinely bad i don't yeah you're right what do you feel bad for um we've been so consistent for so long

yeah we've been late on cast before they mind yeah late and uploading them we've never missed a Monday though and we're not gonna miss a Monday even if it's fucking one to midnight one minute to mid yeah i mean that's still technically in the day Yeah, in the same day. So if, if, uh, if, if the, if the drawcast ain't up, just stay awake, stick with it, it will be there.

Yeah, I just find it annoying. This is the only time you've actually recorded an entire episode and not been able to do anything with it. There was that one time we did like 15 minutes of an episode and we're like, I think I was like, this is shit, we got to start again. Mm-hmm. But then we just did a normal episode and it was fine. It was just something off about that one. I can't remember which one it was.

we just scrapped it anyway well we normally have this routine where when reuben was still around he'd like twerk for us and stuff he'd put on his um change a few newspapers banana hammock and like we'd sort of get into the groove of things

but I think that time it's something in the ritual was off so we just had to scrap and be completely started in this way that's where so normally we'd answer Reddit questions at this point in the podcast but we've already seen them all

and answered all the ones we were going to in the episode we were already recorded so instead of just repeating them just pretending like we've never seen the question before Chimmy Chonga says which Deadpool moment is the most epic we're just not going to bother

although in saying that which Deadpool moment I actually want to answer that question is the most epic this is including Deadpool 1 and 2 movies maybe Christmas Deadpool or whatever the it, they called it. Christmas Deadpool. Yeah, you know, they, like, re-edited Deadpool 2 to be, like,

a PG-friendly. Okay. Supposed to not be very good. None of them are. All right, Jim, you're going to get people angry again. That's just like... Speaking of films that are going to age horribly. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Deple 1... That's like watching some... something from the fucking Neanderthal times. Yeah, they'd be watching Deadpool. Yeah. You could show it to them and they'd be like, damn, this good. No, they'd be like, damn, this's cringy.

That's true. A Neanderthal had more fucking wits about them to not watch these dog shit films. People like Deadpool, Jim. And that's fine, that's fine. I don't choose what I like and dislike. Nobody does. It's just...

Thank you. stuff is put in front of me and I go hey or I go or you go Nibble Grinch That happened for the first time ever today

What I reacted by going Nibber Grinch You like You were so lost for words At the end of the movie That's all you could say Nibber Grinch

As what's his face Tyler Perry's song With the Yeah Mm-hmm he green he got yellow teeth yeah he bad anyway enough of the grinch um yeah that pool epic moment uh for me it would be when t j miller say

your face that's a good example your face be looking like an owl that was born like if your butt was in your butt your face looks like if dick the head had hair He doesn't have hair though Depple doesn't have hair I was for some reason I was picturing T.J. Miller being Deppoor.

Now that's a movie I want to see. That's one thing that brings House Train Your Dragon Down. T.J. Miller's in it. Holy shit, he is. He's... I don't know how he has such like a voice acting career. I know. Because he doesn't like do anything with his voice. He just literally just is his character from

anything he's ever been in. That shit character. That's one of the reasons Deadpool sucks so bad as well, especially Deadpool 1. Because of T.J. Because a Teage. T.J. Miller is not funny. And neither is Ryan Reynolds. Jim's out here with these hard truths.

You're angering people, Jim. I can actually feel the comments, like, attacking. The best thing Ryan Reynolds has ever done is that picture on Twitter. It was his wife's birthday, and he cropped out his wife and just, like, had it zoomed in on him. That was genuinely funny. what about um that for that phone media was samuel jackson that was quite good let's not talk about that film the fucking hit man's bodyguard i seriously though even if you consider depple one and two movies good um it's not enough to outweigh the

bad ryan reynolds has been in all right pd what was that one with uh gandy in it where he like becomes no Gandhi becomes Ryan Reynolds oh my god it's so bad I can't remember I can't remember that was funny though no shit it wasn't no shit

it's funny to talk about because it's just such a bad idea it's not it is a bad idea Jim it's fucking with the tone that they had you're telling me that Gandhi becoming Ryan Reynolds is a bad idea that's what I'm saying but they took it So seriously. Yeah.

That alarm that just went off, by the way, was the one that reminds me that the cast is about to go up. There are no epic moments in Deadpool. You tell me that baby-leg moment ain't epic? No. Honestly, I'm really not looking forward to re-watching Deadpool 2 for that video that I'm going to do eventually. I am really hyped for watching Aquaman again though God damn that may be good I can't wait to just get that on 4K put it on my big screen just be like damn

mm-hmm buy a like a projector and a massive like just for that movie I'd love a projector yeah it'd be sweet get one in here yeah we can project stuff behind us while we're doing the cost reject Aquaman behind us in every episode every episode anyway yeah this is the part where we normally answer questions but we're not gonna do that So instead, we're just going to talk about things we be watching, things we be listening to, things we be, uh, we, uh, you know, things we be consuming. We're consumers. We're true capitalists. I'm just getting up my, uh, give me something you've been absorbing into your orifice, the orify. As of last night, video game? Octopath Traveler.

You've been playing Octopath? I've been playing Octopath. You know I ain't be sleeping on that game. I'm addicted to Octopause. You don't even need to convince me about Octo. I got to a point where I was like, okay, this, the hook is in the skin. Okay, the hook is in the skin. I'm gonna be straight with you. The, I feel as though,

no matter what character you pick at the start, and that story that you do, that chapter one, is the worst part of the game. Just having one dude by himself. You mean the gameplay of that, before you get a squad it things get more and more interesting with every character that you pick up yeah for sure for sure for sure but because it can be quite

slow like depending on which one you choose at the beginning all of the intros are really slow I skipped a couple of them oh I started skipping them like crazy yesterday I skipped the cleric yeah that shit was lame yeah a lot of them are lame but the gameplay the way like every character impacts your party it's so satisfying

yeah and all the little hooks of like you get skills yeah every time you get an upgrade and then yeah you get like a passive ability every time you get a new skill

that's really awesome you know what happened though that broke my heart what just wandering through the woods mm-hmm level 15 woods oh damn

kind of spooky you know don't tell me a bore came over and wasn't a ball was it? No, this is a somber story. It's not a vicious story. Okay, okay, that's good. So I'm walking through the woods and then

doodoo-d-d-d-l-d-le-d-le-d-dun-dun-dun. Music awesome as well. Yeah, music, very good. Going to fight. There's a Kate there. A Kate gives you a fuck ton of XP, levels you up a bunch of times, loads of money and shit. Yep.

He's weak to, like, the sort. It will take two hits Yeah, yeah To like knock him out So I can get a bunch of hits in Do the thing where you can do two hits at once Limit break Hit him

Boom Need one more hit Swing and a miss Damn Whose turn is it next? The Kate You run, you go on He gone

He gone He gone And I I broke down Yeah, I missed that one a couple You know, there's like the Kate, which is like this weird cat thing. Yeah, it's a cat with a sack. I love him.

There's a super version of it as well. Oh. Like an even better version, which I've only seen once the whole time I played it. But it ran away almost instantly. You don't want to attack them there. You want to use a certain item on them, which can't miss and always does damage to them. Because they've only got like 4 HP. So you can kill them with like one item.

Really? Yeah. That's the secret to killing them. Okay. What item? I can't remember what it's called. right now but anyway yeah it's a very good game looks really cool as well we'd recommend it to any switch owner i was i was trepidatious at first because ages ago when that demo came out i downloaded it

was like yeah this is all right whatever because of the slow start and it was like once it was on special over the holidays i was like i'm gonna buy it and then when you've bought something already you kind of have more motivation to you know make sure i get my money's worth at least yeah definitely um But that being said, a lot of people don't like turn-based combat. Well, yeah, if you don't like turn-based combat, don't bother play. Yeah, I highly doubt this will change your mind on 10-based combat if you don't like it. Anything else? Born Broder? I bought Resident Evil 2 remake.

Damn. And I've been trying to get you to buy it ever since. Yeah. I think so far it's the best horror game I've ever played. what the gameplay feel so good atmosphere

corny ass voice acting and dialogue fucking perfect and spooks that had me leaking into my drawers as it were okay

well you're selling me this game sick as fuck so you're telling me this game's scarier than finding Nemo on PS2 It's scary That game was scary Neither of us could even play it

So scary That's an ultimatum I'm not prepared to make any bold Assertions right now Because that game That's spooky Okay But if you're a fan of any sort of horror

Pick this shit up Yeah Right away I'm glad people are liking it I'm glad it's doing well I think I think it's doing very well There was the time where Resident Evil was a bit lost Wasn't it? Resident Evil blowjob giraffe, remember that?

Raceovic did a video on it and um Which one was that? Six. Yeah, Resident Evil's six, yeah. I, my first ever Resident Evil game was five Which had the infamous bolder punishing scene But it's co-op So it's funny But without those games

and people being pissed off about them they would never have gone back and done this stuff that they've done with seven and two remake so I'm glad they exist okay you gotta take the good with a bear I don't say the bad with the good or whatever whatever I don't fucking know

silver linings you know yeah silver linings playbook mediocre movie so I watch something Jim I watch something on Netflix A documentary series, as it were. Have you finished it? Yeah, I did. I did finish it. And what's it called?

It's called something like a conversation with a killer Ted Bundy tapes or something like that. Yeah. It's just a four-episode sort of mini-series about Ted Bundy and his life. And from when he starts serial killing all the way to when he's caught serial killing. Is he still alive? No, no, no, no. He was put down. Really? He was put downtown.

Really good. Is it? I'd find serial killer stuff way too interesting. I think a lot of people do. When it finished, I went and read his entire wiki page. Yeah. Which is way more disturbing than the documentary, because there are some things, I guess, they didn't want to linger on.

Things that that man did do. Mostly things like necrophilia. stuff like that really like depraved kind of stuff that they kind of touch upon a little bit but it's really not a big part of it or like

apparently he'd like decapitate some of these women because he only killed women and he kept like 10 of their heads in his apartment for a bit until they got too rotten or something how the fuck does someone pull that off

without just being caught immediately 70s man just crazy to do whatever you want yeah like they're they were showing like passport no it wasn't it was driving licenses back then didn't have pictures on them what they were just like type written on of like a typewriter yeah so you could easily fake them Jesus like when it when people start when there's trail started getting hot you'd just be like right going to another state do you fly to the side of the country

start murdering again do just go somewhere else you killed like so many people murdering must feel great like people the serial killers get straight up like addicted to it yeah he's describing that

why do they do it well it's normally because of some trauma in their childhood or from their past you know yeah but what why kill you know um

it might be something to do of like control yeah you're taking it's like the most control you can have over someone, isn't it? It was like taking their life from them and he described it as like when he took someone's

life they became part of him so it was like the ultimate kind of like power trip in a way yeah yeah really interesting. I watched a thing on Netflix a long time ago with a very similar name called like conversation

with a killer. I've seen that with that kind of big fat guy yeah with creepy eyes like He's always doing... Yeah. He's always blinking eyes. Not that, like, people with Tourette's are creepy. It was just because it was this guy and the way he spoke and mannerisms and what he was talking about was just like a creepy image.

Because he just, like, decided one day, I'm going to kill a prostitute. Yeah. So he did. It's fucked up. That, I remember that one being quite unnerving just because the guy was so creepy. Mm-hmm. And they tend to be quite intelligent, or like these psychos, that can, they know exactly how to mimic what people with empathy respond to. So what Ted Bundy would do is he would just like put a cast on his arm or something on his leg or get crutches and approach women and be like, oh, could you help me carry something into my car?

Oh, they all carry into the car. Yeah. Wow. And then he crowbar them. Or whatever. Trick. Yeah, nasty. nasty stuff true evil he must have invented that one well let's go in a bit of a different direction yeah we both watched this movie sponge bob the SpongeBob

movie yeah the original SpongeBob movie yeah it was I you know I found it weirdly bittersweet because of the creator die yeah very much so because it is really genuine the movie has like a real um heart to it in terms of of like the creator clearly knew that people find SpongeBob or they can find him annoying or childish and he was trying to say with the movie that it's okay to like have a sense of humor

and not take things so seriously and you know just have a goofy fun time the like morals of the movie are just so perfect and it's it is extremely bittersweet it's a rare occurrence though where like of these stupid cartoons gets a movie made about them and they kind of have an idea for it. Yeah.

They understand what, at the heart of the center of the property, like what it represents. Yeah. And they build off that instead of... It feels like... Instead of doing like Tom and Jerry movie where they're like, I can talk. Kind of bullshit. Yeah. It actually feels like a cartoon, a movie made from a cartoon that couldn't have just been an episode.

Mm-hmm. As well. Yeah. as more of a narrative obviously do you remember a little while ago we watched some new SpongeBob and it was just like what the fuck is going on I thought it was awful

it was terrible it was fucking unwatchable and then you compare it to the movie which obviously came out way before this new stuff and it gives you time to breathe mm-hmm it was very traditional in terms of the way it was like a SpongeBob

and Patrick they're doing something silly goofy then it cuts to the villain, you see what the villain's up to, yeah, then it goes back, yeah. It wasn't totally manic the whole time. No, it, like, it was calmer than the episodes that have been more recent, it's... Yeah. Only bad thing, Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, she's terrible.

She's been in, she's a great actor now, but holy God, she's really bad in that movie. I know, it's strange. It might be a... Maybe she just thought, like, This is Spongebob. I'm in the SpongeBob movie. Fine. I'll pretend to be enthusiastic for these lines or whatever. Lame. She didn't know the masterpiece she was in. Yeah. I think it's one of those movies people are like scared to praise a little bit because it's like they see it's like what the movie's about. They see SpongeBob and they see stupid. They see dumb kind of worthless kids garbage for babies. Yeah. But even James

James watched it with us, he was loving it. Yeah. All of us were laughing a bit, and I think that says so much, because we all, like, we all find different things funny. Like we were saying with animation, they do so much with it. Yeah, the animation's really good all around. Like, they do so many different facial expressions and so much detail to everything. Yeah.

And there's humor, there's visual humor, there's, like, language humor. There's, like, every type of humor. That's all really funny and varied. indifferent and it doesn't get repetitive. I think the biggest laugh was a daddy no daddy yes. For me it was when Patrick said you're hot. Yeah that's a good one is all. That was amazing. It feels like a perfect swan song to everything that is SpongeBob. No because I was reading that it was originally planned to be the final kind of thing to end SpongeBob. But Nickelodeon or whoever the fuck was in charge.

It's classic thing where it's like beloved thing goes on for just the right amount of time. Executives are like, shit, it's too, making too much money. Here's more money to just do more of it. And then the creator's like, no, I'm done. I've had enough of this. I'm going to do someone else. So then like some guy just steps in as like, look, I'll make it what I think is. And it's like the most atrocious false thing.

What it became is how I feel like our parents saw SpongeBob when we were kids. Where it's just like gross out humour for the sake of it. It's just manic. Just screaming all the time. It's like the perfect level of absurdism in the good stuff. But it got heart. It does have heart. And I think it's entirely down to the creator.

Yeah. He had a clear vision for what he was making. And a sense of humour. A great sense of humour. Mama. I have watched a lot of movies recently. You have, yeah, you've just been updating me on the things you've been saying. Yeah, I've just been on a binge, and I don't know why.

Um... I watched Being John Malkovich. I haven't seen it. Really bizarre. I know why I miss loves it. Does it? Yeah. There are some quite dated, because it's a comedy.

Yeah. And there are some, like, dated jokes. Like the cameo joke of the movie is Charlie Sheen Oh right, yeah And that's very strange But I don't even know how to explain it Because it's so unconventional

But it's funny It's depressing And it's beautiful I think I gave it a four star Yeah Sounds about about right I won't go into too much because I mean I don't even know how

you would start talking about this movie it's like Spike Jones okay going on from SpongeBob it is just completely absurd yeah no I've been meaning to watch that for a long time I've always been interested in it

I the idea of it's very like interesting and weird yeah I I just saw it on like Netflix advertised and I was like what the fuck is this like a documentary about John Malkovich and then I went on letterbox and saw that like Reuben put that he'd wanted to watch it and stuff

and it had a high reviews so I was like fuck it let's see what happens really good though I would recommend You should see his film Her That's pretty well known He directed her Joaquin Phoenix yeah

Oh wow Yeah I need to rewatch that movie as well to be honest It's been a long time since I saw it Anything else brother Yeah, one of my now favorite movies ever What's her? Nocturnal animals

Oh damn Yeah, I'm surprised it That was the last movie before God, there was something recently That like fuck me up big time Can't remember what it was But before that one It was nocturnal animals

That like had such a I just felt like sick for like 24 hours I felt horrible You just can't get it out of your head And I looked up the director And he's only directed like two movies That being one of them It's like how the fuck did he pull that off

But I mean that I had never heard of it before But I think you once told me that I should watch it Because it was on Netflix So I just had it in my Want to Watch on Netflix for ages Yeah And um

It's it's perfect Like I don't have single. I think it's probably one of the best movies from the last decade. Yeah. And I was really surprised to see that on Letterbox, it's got like a three and a half or something. Yeah, it's about...

That's what, like a seven, about? 3.7. Hmm. That's like, I... Nobody talks about this movie. And I guess the people that have seen it weren't impressed particularly.

Yeah, I guess, I don't know, people might find it to be a bit much. It's very heavy. it but it deals with um like the because the the real horrible stuff that happens in the movie isn't real within the the movie it's in it's it's kind of the equivalent of like in tron where you're sucked into the game kind of thing where it's like really when you think about it the stakes shouldn't be there but they managed to figure out a way to make it actually makes sense and work. It's really clever because

the movie is basically about how you make metaphors for things that happen in real life and how you make it into art and into a book or a movie or music whatever you want. And it just hit home. It's very, very good. That's

nocturnal animals for those that might miss it. Yeah, it's on Netflix, at least in England, so please do watch it. Yeah, just buy it. It's been out for a long time. Yeah. I tried watching the Netflix movie with Hannibal in it. What hell is it called? I'll find it.

It's just one word, isn't it? It's like Arctic or something. Polar? Is that it? Polar, yeah. Yeah, Polar with Mads McHelson. Oh my God, it's so fucking bad. Watch like 20 minutes of it. It has possibly the most.

obnoxious first five minutes of a film I've ever seen. It reminded me of this garbage horror movie I found on Netflix called hashtag horror. It was that level of bad. Jesus. It thinks it's being like really cool, edgy and clever. It's like, it's honestly, it's a cheap criticism, but it does feel like a film student kind of thing where it's like, look how much attitude I've got. Look, I'm doing things you've never seen before. character does something cool

the name like flashes on screen and there's like loads of edgy editing around it and the colours are just fucking off the charts it's just and there's this like woman who's walking around and just like a bikini and it keeps like you know just showing off her body and stuff

and Johnny Knox falls in it and it's just God Johnny Knoxville's in it just in the beginning would not recommend that to anyone Netflix they just be making some garbage but then you know they release shit like Roma so it's alright

It surprises me That Mads is in it He was in like that How was it We actually watched it For one of the jar casts You know that Fuck

Sam Worthington movie With like Giant Scorpions Oh shit yeah He was in one of those Clash of the Titans Yeah he was In Clash of the Titans

One or two So he'd be there for that paycheck Yeah Fair enough You've seen the Hunt He was in that movie And that movie's exceptional I haven't seen it, but...

I know of it. Yeah. I mean, we're kind of at the end here, bro. Oh, snap. We've done it. Oh, fuck. What's the time? Uh, 21 past six, so... Shit.

I reckon we'll be able to get this up in a few hours, so... Thanks for listening or watching. Um, being a Patreon or whatever. We'll see you next time. Sorry. Hm? B'mme. B'emme.