JAR Media Posdact - Unleash The Banana! - JARCAST Episode 182

Episode Date: September 2, 2019

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Ow! Socky, Saki, Saki. This episode is sponsored by banana suckies. Let the suck out of you. Oh, you don't want yours, James. No. Well, banana... Give you some of that sucky.

I'll have half, and you can suck the other half of the banana out. Good memories. Good banana memories, this makes me relive. I haven't had a banana in so long. And sucky memories. Hang on. Oh, there you go past that sucky to Jim. Jim, it's sucky o'clock.

Banana suckies. Get them now. Well, I'm out of ideas. We got paid in banana suckies for that. We've got a warehouse full of them. Yeah, so many banana suckies. I don't eat anything solid anymore. My teeth are starting to.

fall up. Hello, I'm welcome to the JARCast. I'm your host, Alex. This is episode 100 and... 82. 82. I am joined by Mr. Mineral himself. I am Mr. Mineral, James. And Mr. Vitamin.

Over there, Jamie. Sup, squad. Sup suckie. Some sucky. I disagree with a partnership where we Can't be honest. And I've got to be honest about banana suckies.

Oh, yeah. Fire away. Delicious. Mm, obviously. But the issue is in the suck. Too difficult. And he's like a little hole. Yeah.

And he's like a bit you can like tear up. I just threw a banana sucking and fucking yoghurt went everywhere. Ooh. Ah. Is it yogurt? Yeah. It's yogurt and fruit. okay I know what you're saying

you're criticizing the sucky of the suck is too difficult like you said but that's the whole point it's like training you to be a aggie suck aggie, aggie suck aggie suck aggie suck

Billy suck bitty suck bitty bitty suck no what needs to happen the fact that you can't suck well it's teaching you how to improvise you speak for yourself no no I can suck well

No, but you know, it's like with a bottle of beer You can't just down it all on one go But you put that straw in Maybe you feel prophetic, you can't And it's a completely different game You just need the straw tactic with the banana suckies Because then it will glide in It will slide in

So you're saying the smooth banana sucky white Liquid will slide down your gullet Like nothing else Yeah with the straw technique I've had too much yogurt and now I feel sick you do but that might be because of something else you're not supposed to talk about that

so how are we feeling everybody it's been ages since we've recorded for us because we've pre-recorded two weeks ahead I haven't seen Alex and Jamie for years it's been one day yeah it's been one day but we don't discuss that because that's that's secret it. Well, there's been some big news lately. First and foremost, uh, doche season three is coming out.

Uh, doche, uh, where's my hormone monster, doosh? Really? Big Mouse season three is coming out in October. Oh, that's not good. Doosh. What would your hormone monster look like, James? Um, I would say me, but I'm not. You don't know anything about Bigmouth, do you?

No. I definitely don't. And I have no... Jim, what would James's hormone? wants to be like, and I'll do it, I'll do, I'll be him. Hey, you doosh. Um, you know how the normal homer monster's got like a bullsack head? Right, yeah, yeah. Uh, he'd be a pussy shaped head instead. His mouth would be on its side.

Yeah, he'd be like the hot dog from a food fight or whatever the fuck is called. What is that film actually called? Hot dogs. Hot dog, hot, hot fight. You know, that. Seth Rogen's sauce, food fight? Sausage party. Sausage party.

Because food fight was taken. Is food fight or sausage party funnier? I've never seen either. But yes, Jim, you wanted to talk about how hyped you were to, for Big Mouth season three. I'd actually forgotten that a third season was coming out. I never knew. It was a thing. I swear the previous season came out like yesterday.

This is what's going to happen. Hey, you're a douche. Get out of my face, douche. Jim, and then Then do you the lady bird Hey, it's me the ladybird Remember me? See, the fact that it's not funny

It just goes to show it Because that is That is every episode of Big Mouth You know, I just wanted to say Big Mouth It's actually pretty cool Not a fan of Big Mouth You ain't never seen it I know, I don't want it.

Okay. For those who don't know, it's like a Netflix show, I guess. Like an anime, a Netflix show that's like a family guy, but somehow worse. Did you just say anime Netflix show? Animated. It's an anime. This is Big Malve, I'm a douche. It's not much different than most anime, though, this we will.

Anime, quite shit. Just putting that out there. And just before recording this, There was some gameplay showing of this new Avengers game. Oh my God, the new Avengers fucking game. Which is a way more interested in talking about that. Yeah, it does look worse than Big Man. It looks fucking terrible.

I can't believe it. I can't believe they willingly showed what they showed. Just QuickTime events, basically. It's half an hour. But that actual gameplay looks like... Jim, that's a role play. I'm Bruce Banner and you're Iron Man. From that game.

I can't remember what he said, though. No, it doesn't have to be exact, like just the long lines. I gave you everything. I'm not gonna go rage mode. Shut up, you big green idiot. You call me green? Like a leaf? Stop doing that, you douche.

No, but for real, the dialogue is terrible. It's terrible. It's really bad. It's like, Hey, get a haircut, douche. And they've all got these, like, awful one-liners. Hey, it's me, Iron Man. Hey, get out of my way.

Doosh. What was it the Hulk said, Jens? Doche move. Ducs smash. doche smear all I can say is it generally does it looks like a really terrible game

that people are going to have a lot but why someone listening might be like you guys are just being douches right now the the look of the game is awful like the it looks bad there's been like a load of drama around the like character design

yeah they look but They look awful, they do look so strange. Like Iron Man, like when something happens in the trailer. When Captain America dies. But clearly doesn't actually die. Iron Man's like, no, Tony. And he looks like this weird, like mutated freak. Something is so wrong about it.

Why would Tony be saying, oh, Tony? Tony. Tony. Poor Tony Stark's Hallman Monster look like. The Hulk? He'd just be the Hulk in an Iron Man suit. That's his hormone monster. It would be the Hulk.

In an Iron Man Sea. That's Bruce Banner's hormone monster is the Hulk. He's becoming his hormone monster when he goes like rage mode or whatever it is. Can we like stick on the subject to this trash ass game there? Because you're literally just making it. But what makes it so bad though, dog? The animations are terrible. The frame rate looks awful.

Nothing has any impact to it, you know? It doesn't look like it has a An actual addictive gameplay loop Yes That's the issue I saw The moment to moment gameplay Of fighting things Looks weak and half base

It looks closer almost to a slightly expanded Like telltale game In a sense Without like choices or anything But in the way it's just like Look It's that property but In a game

Yeah It's like the Captain America game That came out on it xbox 360 yeah captain america winter do you're gonna pre-order it there well yeah obviously avengers doosh avengers avengers avengers duch iron man douche thorokai douche hawkai douche hawkeyee hawkai douche i thought it was suck yeah but hawkeye suck hawkeye hawkeye suck iron man suck Thor, Thor,

No, you have to go, iron suck. Iron man, iron man suck. No, that's worse. Anyway, continue. Seth MacFarlane suck. It does say it's pre-alpha. But when's it meant to come out? Like, this year.

Is it? I thought it was next year. Well, I'd hope it's next year of what they've shown. Yeah. But normally games don't show that. He's too ambitious, dude. Or not ambitious enough. Yeah. No, if you get, like,

it's the people that did, um... Tomb Raider. Like, they, they didn't have experience with, like, this huge sort of... Well, it... What game has, what game has ever worked where it literally has, like,

five or six different gameplay styles within the same game? Uh, Grandfif Toto. Am I wrong? No, but like, even if you break down Grand Theft Auto, it's like, mini-games, driving, and, like, shooting. No, but the different characters in that game all are the same. Yeah, they just have abilities. Oh, give it to rest, douche.

I mean, like, the trailer, like, the Gamescom gameplay trailer did a good job of being like, wow, this game looks rubbish, and I don't care about it. It's going to be an online service on top of it looking bad. Iron Man leveled up New XP skill points Invest New New holiday skin pack for Hawkeye

Yeah On the rotation Get and there'll be a fucking Season pass Or a what are they called What is Apex Legends and Fortnite have Battle pass A pass

An Avengers pass It basically is a season pass For the season pass It's a season pass They call them seasons as well yeah Get the Avengers pass For special Spider-Man skin Get the Iron Man Spider-Man skin

Get the Iron Dush Spiresuit Hulk wearing Spider-Man's outfit skin Get Thor wearing Doctor Doom's Black Widows And there's that part where like Black Widow goes Taskmaster

Yeah So that's who you got And they basically They've got He was like a side quest in the Spider-Man PS4 game Yeah And he was probably like

Wow you're lame or something I didn't do it well yeah well like that shows that that's how that character should be used yeah he should be he should show up and be like I am the master of tasks yeah like you're kind of a douche anyway continue I've got a nice little subject for us are we done with Avengers yeah I mean fuck it yeah fuck it like fuck that game don't buy it we left Avengers a long time ago and let's never talk about them over again Well, yes, with Avengers, I re-watched Endgame semi-recently, and I liked it less.

And I wasn't that mad about it the first time, but I liked it less. Not for any particular reason beyond. It's just like a really long movie, and it's just not as fun and re-watchable as some of the other ones. I'll elaborate it on the future at some point. I just wanted to put that out there for now. I've thought that after my first watch. Oh, okay, look at you, Mr. Hipster. Well, I am kind of the original Marvel hater, so...

He is. A true film connoisseur. Marvel? More like... Cairge. Cap shit bullshit. Anyway, Jamie, you said you got something to bring up. It's quite a simple, nice little one, actually.

What songs do you listen to to? To make you go... Yeah. I'm happy now. Happy songs? Yeah. Songs that make you happy? Hmm.

I I wouldn't say I wouldn't say there's a song that makes me happy 9 inch nails No because that bings out like I'm joking Just edge basically Happy songs

I can't think of any My life is so full of misery All I listen to is miserable songs I know I've got the perfect answer What I'm going through changes.

I've got one. Okay. What's that? Aggie suck. Agi, ugly suck. Aggie suck. Uh-huh.

Agi-Uggy suck. Brian suck. Brian, Brian suck. Peter, Peter suck. Lois suck. Lowest suck. Stewie suck. No, come on, guys.

I really brought this one in a real effort and you're just not even taking it really. Oh, no, I know one. It seems today, but all you see. No, no, no, no. I think I've already. The wrong train. No, for real. My name is Clay Flumbrown.

And I'm proud to be. Right back in my hometown with my new family. With old friends. and new friends and even a bear throw good times and bad times is true those we share Anyway happy songs

Yeah To be honest None Are you fucking joking Are you pissing off everyone? I prefer contemplative songs or angry songs Or like

You I'm a man I need to listen to ooh you see I'm always I'm always so happy anyway I don't need to go into happy music see okay

I'll answer this the way it should be answered when I think of happy songs I think of summer summer mood and I just think of that Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift and that's the music I listen to

name the song specific song from one of those albums Thank you Next kind of like that song a lot How does that go again? You know it goes It goes thank you next

Then you've got Taylor Swift's new album called Lover Listen to that Some good vibes on that one But I don't listen to music to be happy I listen to music for other No moods I would say early Kanye Really graduation

Yeah graduation or late registration Some of them are not happy But some of them are Yeah there's happy vibes to that I get that energy what was your answer jim um there's one specific one which is and it's some three little birds by bob marley three little bird

yeah do da da da da da da da da da da i am legend bram rap what it's in i'm legend that movie is it will smith i ain't seen that movie since i was a fucking doesn't hold up no it doesn't it does because he drives a must-sank thing you guys are saying you don't listen to to any happy music at all

I do I've said that no I do no I listen to like all the like indie music I listen to is more kind of happy like Toro E. Moy and that kind of stuff is kind of yeah I'm kind of happy and carefree da da da do do do do kind of shit

because all the best all the best like art is from like people who are miserable and no yeah No Wrong See

If I go through my Netflix Not Netflix Spotify Spotify will quit Because I I might not be a music person But I do listen to music And I think

What about any What about any Queen songs No I hate Queen No I might be You hate Queen You're not a Queen Actually Actually

But a lot of like songs Have like an underlying sadness. Yeah. Even if they're sound happy. I would say, you know, one more time by Darth Punk,

but then... Duff Punk's actually a quite good one. Loads of Duff Punk songs are very... But then, that whole movie is a bit sad. One more douche. No, Jim, don't look at me like that. I wasn't looking at you, actually.

Yeah, I don't know. The Gone Girl soundtrack. Joking. Obviously, that was a joke. to just being douchers. Oh, lots of Beatles songs. Yep, there you go. I'm a happy guy.

I'm a happy, happy, happy guy. Beatles, douche. Beatles. MacDemako, some of his stuff, guerrillas. Yeah, so basically you were just completely making stuff up, weren't to you. Well, you put me on the spot

and I panic attacked. Just, just any Eurobeat song that is instant happiness. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, see? pure adrenaline, music as all. Well, yeah, good little topic, Jim. Why don't you believe in free speech, James?

Free speech shouldn't exist. Go on, keep going. Back it up. Keep going, dude. Yeah. Okay, I'll roll with this. Okay, I'm just going to point out, the people who are the highest-end forces of free speech

are the people who'd get most affected by free speech because they're kind of get most affected they be the people affected by the loss of free speech basically so Obama no just like that guy with the pug

that's kind of all that guy with the the count dangula yeah yeah do you think he should go to prison for no one should go to prison ever

oh I get it now You know, you know, I'm the socialist of the group, so, you know, prison shouldn't exist. We should have forced labour camps instead. What minority are you sending in there? Oh, white people. Oh, the majority. Right. And then human race would be advanced because there'd be so much labor.

Christ, I see it's figured it out. Did James just solve the world? freedom douche freedom freedom douche yeah there you go that was James's subject man you really convinced me why we don't need free speech I'm ahead of the game Bernie I'm coming you should you should try and become the president I would be killed really quickly

my first executive order as president would be free doches for everybody in the country I'd implement an official shitting time where everyone has to shit at this specific time in the day can you imagine like the suitors no but like that just don't work there aren't enough toilets to go around. No, but they have to be. It's like at your desk. You change the infrastructure

of the entire country to see this like arbitrary law. Yeah, so you go to your desk at work. So like it, yeah. And when you're done, it like swivels around and you're in the toilet and then you've got to do your business.

So like, you know, like when you go to like Istanbul or something and they've got like those times of the day where like bells rings, it's like time to pray. It'll be like the equivalent of that. It'll be like time to do a big fat shit. Sign to do the shit. Brown Alert

Big Ben goes off Brown alert Brown alert You would You would like you would hear it Wait so Is it everyone has to shit at that time And no other time or

That means you would have to completely restructure like No it depends because Are they allowed to shit outside of those times? No Oh How would you monitor and control that They have to sit on the toilet No, because it's just like

See, this ties in with My theory of more work Equals Advancement See, you're only allowed to shit When you get to a job, you get given a toilet You can only shit your job So like your desk is a toilet Yeah, so if you're found doing a shit

When you don't have a job What else you go to prison? Yeah, yeah Are you allowed to shit? shit in prison well yeah because you'd be doing forced labor so then you'd have to control everyone in the country's diets and like they'd have to eat at a certain time because they'd be fed babies they'd be fed at work but what about like babies and all people who are incontinent well they won't be a shit so you just put them down basically no because it's a prison

every baby is in prison until they're old enough To work. Every pensioner and baby is forced into prison. Into forced labor. No, because old people... Well, obviously not every old person is incontinent. But then you can... You could turn, like, feces into, like, currency.

Because it would be so important to culture that it would be, like, valuable. Yeah. So then if you want to be rich, you have to, like, force feed people, so they ship more. And that's what you can... having a pension is it's like it's not giving you money it's like it just gives you more time in the day to do a poo

oh there's some planet out there this is like implemented this and it's like the most productive forward thinking place well people would people wouldn't like be lazy and be like oh I don't want to go to work they'd be like I've got to get to work so I need to shit

so you'd be getting everywhere quicker they'll be everything so productive but they're like with the, what if like you didn't work in an office what if you're like an Olympic builder, like a builder or something? It's like, there'll be the shit. They'd have to really quickly build

the bathroom in the house. Yeah. So it works in every job. Would you be allowed to buy nappies? Diapers? No. No, then that's not allowed. Are they illegal? There's like a black market for like diapers. So it's like if you're truck tried, you'd be sitting on your toilet all the time anyway

they already do like Olympic athletes they'd be doing their their sport to get to the toilet quicker can truck duck drivers actually poo while they drive they have toilets in their trucks but the seat they like go on

isn't a it's not a toilet it's not like a toilet seat but you can make it so you just under the seat you just do run of the portal cabin thing so it's got that blue liquid, so it just goes there. Do you think there is, like, a truck driver somewhere that has converted, like, his driving seat

into, like, a toilet? Why, if he has, he's a smart man? So you can spend more time driving, getting money. Because he's doesn't mean for drivers. It's probably illegal to, like, do that. Surely. Oh, yeah, because if you, imagine, we've all seen that scene from Jackass.

Imagine that in a truck when someone crashes. Jesus Christ There's a reason why other countries are more productive And it relates to poo Poo is the key to productivity And I'm getting waned on Jarlings, you can't blame Me for making like that topic about poo

That was all James That was all James to be fair His like shit society Quite literally Oh by the way and also big middle finger to YouTube for demonetizing spin time what they've demonetized spin time

yeah they demonetize spin time and they demonetized I think men in blacks pornie or whatever the fuck that episode was called what's against the guidelines for spin time spin time with a picture of a dog in midair I don't know maybe because we were talking about like

picking up dogs and throwing them around and stuff Did it really get demontized under the animal abusive guideline? I mean, it might have. Oh shit. I don't know. Maybe we said like clunge in the first minute and that got it like just smacked. Surely. So is that like half the podcast for the month that already demonetized?

I always dispute it and sometimes they do come back like, sorry we've been a bit of a douche. Here you go. Give it a rest. Here's me, the ladybird. I'm a humorous one. What's the ladybird of Jarr? Uh, uh, Shwep was.

I'm getting completely wet at the moment. God, that's quite explicit. Ah, we're about to go to the break, though, so we can deal to that in a minute. We can focus our attention. Anything else of note before we saw. sort of transition into the Q&A

yes I've got many subjects to talk about no you don't you're not a single one and today I've got a very very exciting one mm-hmm shoot yes see I know every time he does that every time every time

I'm just taking you all for a laugh so predictable at this point It's not okay I am predictable while unpredictable Humor needs to be douche

Give it a rest will you You've really taken this one Just too far I really was sort of enjoying it Until you just kept overplaying the douche comment If you're enjoying this episode Type douche in the comments Oh really child

And we'll be back after these messages Wait, so that whole bit of James just sitting there ain't actually... No, it is. It is going to be in... Yeah. Ow, fucking hell. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand.

And don't be a dick, wear a dick. Dick the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. I hope you liked that. I really hope you liked that. Wasn't it nice? So this is part of the JARCast where we answer questions

from the JAR Media Reddit if you want us to answer anything. If you have a question for us, head over there to the suggestion thread and just chuck it in there. Really smack it in there. Smack it in there. Ferociously type it in

and just doop. What have you got to lose? What have you got to lose? Your dignity. We have a messed up one. First from a... Joseph Jewish Jarling. That's his name. Hey Jha, I want to add on to your question from last week about the most painful thing you've ever experienced in your life.

I'm about to top you all. I had to go through a medical procedure this year called a cystoc... A cystoc... A s... Douch! I don't know how to say it. Spell it out. Sistocopy.

Sistocopy. Sistoocop... Google it. Essentially, they stuck a metal rod with a camera on the end of it, down my dick hole. While I was fully awake. A rod in your pee hole. Imagine that. It's the worst pain I've ever felt in my entire life.

Men are not meant to have things in there. I actually got penile penetrated. I pray that none of you ever have to go through this, ever. Also, thanks for adding SpongeBob Bob to my Lego set, lull, and it's great to see Brian being put to good use. Oh, it's this is this Joe's because he was Jewish. Oh, God damn! That's fucked up though.

Dude, what? With a camera? Was it as big as that camera? I'm imagining like a GoPro on like a selfie stick. It's called, um, I've watched a video of like something going into a Willy before it's called sounding we've all seen those type of videos Alex come on it's called sounding and it's like no the video I saw was they like put they like involved a screwdriver no they got like urine they like took urine out of a

willie and then put urine in what yeah it was horrible the fuck he What is that he's watching in his spare time? That's so fucking horrible, though. Like, that must hurt. Anything. Like, stuff. I can't do it. I was like, there are all those classic videos of, like, screwdrivers going in and, like, all tools going into the, into a willy hole.

Jack Kammer. What? Wow, why, why, why. He did. wins. Yeah, that, that. Yeah, I believe, I believe that it's painful. Stache D.K. says, role play as the cast, but in 5,000 BC. What's up, dude? I'm so sick of that fucking guy, man.

I'm just sick of that fucking crow, man. Do you actually want to do that if we just move on? Yeah, you get it. Oliholic says, What'd you name the autobiography of your life? Me. Uh. Ah, God, the urge.

The urge. The edge. No. The urge. Dush. The Alex. story. What about the douche in me?

No. Just douche is more sort of imposing. I reckon that could actually be a good book. No, like a good name for a book. Like for a biography, you know? Dush. Yeah, because it's like saying I'm a douche.

Do you know what I mean? What would yours be, James? I'm trying to think, but I can't. There's nothing popping into my head like... I'm not... I ain't old enough to write a fucking... That doesn't matter. It's just about the name. Yeah, but I ain't old enough to think of the name. What about, um, spaghetti suck, full stop.

Augie suck. Uggy suck. By Jamie Beltman. Cooking Mama. A Jamie Belkman story. Yours would be cooking mama, but that, like... I know why you said that because of that fucking thing right there. Yeah, but that's got so much history with me.

So that works. Oh, what about I can't have? cheeseburger? Fuck you. What about... Peter? Ha ha ha! No, no, no, how about this?

What a beautiful day. Yeah, that's pretty good. Or like just a beautiful day. The Seth MacFarlane deconstruction. That is... That's not an autobiography It would be Because my whole life is just Seth MacFarlane

Potential underscore Face says What other podcast do you listen to, if any? I listen to this really niche podcast Cool media Yeah No seriously, do you actually I don't listen to any anymore You used to though, what did you used to listen to?

I used to listen to Kind of Funny Dave Rubin Uh Funhouse Uh Why are you like whispering it What?

Was I? I'm really trying to think Because I used to have just like 20 tabs open at once And just slowly get through all of them Yeah I Well watching podcast means you

actively keep up on it I don't do that. The only podcasts I watch an episode of is the Joe Reagan podcast depending on who he's interviewing. Yeah. That's it because that's like how that's how you know if it's someone funny.

If it's Joey Diaz, it's like fucking sit down and this is going to be a fucking wide. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's the only one. And his is a fucking amazing. I actually listen to a fair few podcasts. Consistent ones.

I actually listen to a PlayStation podcast. The one with Chris Reagan. on and Colin Moriarty. Why am I blanking on? Sacred Symbols, that's what it's called. Really good. That one. Like, I don't really give a shit about PlayStation, but...

Colomoriati's... He's like a veteran of a podcast. He's done so many at this point that, like, it's, like, effortless for him. And Chris Reagan's funny, too. And, yeah, that's one of my favorite ones that I'm like... You're going to get them on the cast, then? and yeah

for some reason I hadn't gotten around to Joe Rogan despite like kind of knowing he was I was sort of like against the idea of listening to anything of his because it's like

oh he's the best it's not fair all right but then you listen to it and it's like oh this is actually like really good yeah I've listened to but I went on a proper binge

a few weeks ago it was just going through like all the famous episodes and I enjoyed that a lot now I'm at a point where I've seen like or listened to to like all the best episodes Yeah, nothing's going to come.

Because he does them like every day. And loads of the people I don't really care about because they're either like fighters or... With his kind of podcast, you've watched it because you like MMA, because he does all the news on that. Or you just wait until there's like a really big celebrity like Kanye or something like that. Yeah, or like Elon Musk or Alex Jones.

And you wait for those ones, then if there's like one of his friends you like, you watch those ones. Joey Diaz, unbelievably funny. Well, the Joey Diaz ones are amazing. Oh, they're so good. The Alex Jones ones are probably the best ones. They're the funniest, probably. There were multiple

Yeah There are at least two that I know of Wow You just wait until there's a There's a guest you like Then you just watch it Because you're just gonna enjoy it Know about what because of the guests

And they're long ass podcast too There's Joe Rogan ones I found they're perfect for flights Because it's like a flight time Yeah that phase out No noise just laughing at shit Yeah yeah It's good for that

Other ones Are long time game scoop listener It's an IGM one I've been on and off with that though I'm not like there are certain podcasts where I'm like actually hyped for when they're going to drop and I'm like yeah this I need this at the moment it's like proper entertainment for me and there is I'm like yeah I'll just save this I'll build up a little collection and go through them

at some point um I used to listen to the kind of funny podcast a lot but I just I couldn't anymore um you kind of drift away from some of them but they I do listen to one of their podcast which is called like every blank reviewed and ranked or something so the like gimmick of the podcast is they'll take a series or franchise of movies and each episode is them like talking about each movie and they just go through the plot or whatever and joke and laugh about it and like they started with the MCU so they went through every MCU movie and sort of ranked them and everything and it's like a bit of goofy fun and they're doing Harry Potter at the moment and I've been enjoying that um yeah I actually stopped

listening to kind of funny when Colomoriati left yeah yeah I was similar those are the main ones and I go on and off of like various IGM podcasts now and again right um and double toasted and stuff like that but I don't consistently listen to them anymore Alex Scott 181 one has one for us guys please play word association again it's been almost three years what remember this three years we've been in the cast a long-ass-time dude it's fucked up remember it was like when David Bowie died is when it began that's how I remember it word association I think I'm about to play it well look so word association is when one of us will say a word and then the other

person says what immediately pops into head when we say the word. So if we do it like I'll say a word to Jim and Jim says whatever word pops into his head and then you do it for James and James does it for me and then maybe we can reverse it and just until it gets too boring. What do you say? Okay. Okay. Uh, Jim. Douche. I was already thinking douche then you said douche and I was just thinking douche so predictable with him

Okay you do one for James then Uh The urge Beans Wait was that your response to the urge Or beans Was that your response to the urge or beans

Was that Wait. No, do you do beans? Beans. Do it again? Beans. Clouds. Let me do one for James.

Douche. No, come on. Nothing. My mind is fucking blank. Okay. Jim. Peter. Griffin.

That was immediate. Really? No, like, no joke. That was. That's fucked up, man. Jim? Griffin. Harry Potter.

Yeah, that's the first thing for. I'm into my head as well. You're honestly, you're on the same subject. You're literally, all of these roads, they stand from the same place. No, Harry Potter's gotten quite far away from douche. But it's media. Wait, was the game supposed to be that, like, we just keep going? I don't know.

Should we do it that way? Because that's kind of funny. Kind of funny. we were just talking about So let's do it that way then So like let's just go around That same way we were going But I'll say

I'll start And then we just keep going Until it's just too far Brian Griffin Griffin Griffin Griffin

Griffindor Harry Potter Hang on Say it again Harry Harry Harry You see I've got an issue here

because... Okay, it goes until you stall. No, but the reason I'm stalling is because there was someone in our year from school with the name Harry, and I just wanted to say his last name. Right.

And that ain't funny. Okay. Okay, Jim, you start then. Go. Um, idiot. A board. Wait, what? I can't... Is it aboard?

Oh, I couldn't actually tell what word you said. Abroad. Uh... Italy France Spain Portugal red

the first thing of popped him head is not appropriate okay now you start then their flag is red right red and green but I I think it a different way yeah James you do on

just reset USSR Guns The Beatles That was answering James Go on James The Beatles No but that was me losing

Because I didn't listen to what you said At all That's it You start then No you start then No You start You start

Okay you start Kitten Billy A stalled I listen to Alex It's just like the one before you focus on It's just like Billy Okay, you start then

Okay Bolsonalo What Is that your one to me? Yeah Okay Yes These nuts

Bitch Suck them Memes That was a reply to Alex Not me No. These nuts, bitch, suck them. It works.

All right, that's the end. Fine. I hope you got what you wanted. Alex Scott. We totally just docks him? Who docks? Alex Scott. We just doxed him.

So the Senud has a nice little message for us. I ain't a question, but I'm going to read it anyway. Howdy, boys? I'm off to uni in Manchester in a few weeks and I'd just like to say thank you for the weekly entertainment since I first started watching in February 2016. It's been an absolutely terrible three and a half years, but seeing the jarcast go from being terribly produced

to well-produced, but still terrible, has really made me feel better about myself. Best wishes from Sam. Thanks for making us feel worse. Thank you, Sam. Thanks, Sam. Why are you saying thank you? He just said we're shit.

Oh, have fun in Manchester, Sam. Yeah. Billy is the best jar pet asked At what age did you feel he became an adult? 21 That's a serious answer, literally 21 Oh okay I'd say yeah recently

I'm not When I was 19 I was not an adult I was a stupid kid Yesterday No because the question is When we feel like you're no adult because I feel like the moment you become an adult is different to when you actually kind of

know it. Yeah, or feel it or a self-wearer. Yeah, no. Yeah. That's not answering anything. Just saying, yeah, no. I don't know. You don't like think, like in real life.

You don't think that. So you've never had a moment where you're like, man, what I'm doing right now is really adult. No? Like filming your first porno or taking your first heroine. You know, something like that. No, I'm really an adult. The world doesn't work like that, I'm afraid. It does. No, it's not. There's a realisation at some point when you're like, fuck. Yeah, like we are standing in line at the post office to get some like boring form. That's not a realisation. That's just buying a stamp. No, no, no, no, no, and you didn't let me finish. Like, when you're just standing in line for some boring form, you've got to fill out. That's not a realisation. That's like, man, this, this is what being an adult is, I guess. This sucks.

but it's still the same person you're still you you know I don't feel like because I've stood in line at the post office that suddenly that makes me no but that's not what I'm saying either well it kind of is no it isn't because when you're a child

you don't give a shit about things like that oh so it's about giving a shit about going to get stamps no I didn't say about getting stamps you've turned it into this weird stamp thing No, my answer is a hundred Because I bought stamps when I was a child But my answer is 100% accurate and fair And is realistic

I think when you care about things that like Require some responsibility Like, huh, I'm going on holiday somewhere I should probably get insurance for that Like that's like What, so you wake up and you're like Oh, I am an adult now After realising that's not what I'm saying

No, that's what realising your adult is It's like I'm an adult But just because like Yeah You know? Oh, shut it. My answer's fair.

Fuck you. A pop here says, Can James finally tell us some of his favourite jazz albums and artists? No. I've said the artist before. Have you?

Yeah, get it. Just drop it now. Just... I'm on your side. Okay, yeah. What did I do? You read the question. Yeah.

Hey, what did I do? Dush. Goose motion asked, what are some of your, of your, I was about to say, favorite childhood fears. What are some of your childhood fears that you grew out of? And what are some fears you grew into as you got older? Oh, I've grown into a fear of rats due to Billy always bringing them to my back door. And my fear for spiders increases each year. I don't think I've lost any fears.

I've only gained them. um i had a fear i had a fear of like social interaction like we all did yeah that's a good one actually i'd agree with that i've lost that but then i've i've gained a real fear of like betrayal like i have nightmares about that regular basis and i feel shit that's my fear now the concept of betrayal of people you know betraying yeah people you know betraying you like you guys did it in my dream last like week and i was like that hurt how do we betray you you turned you back on me and like a accusing me of things. What the fuck?

And I was just like, this really hurts. I woke up and was just like, are they still my friend? What the fuck? It is fucked up when you have a dream. Like, when you wake up, you're like, wait, is this thing that happened in the dream? Did that actually happen? Like, when it's something really serious.

Yeah. Like, I had a bleak one about a family member being dead. And I woke up and was like, wait, are they? That's like fine I remember I'd always When I was young I had this recurring dream Of Um the Beltman dad

Being like pulled into a swimming pool by a killer whale It was horrible It was really Just gross and horrible But to answer the question I was like really scared of daddy long legs For some reason That's right you were

I'm not really scared of insects anymore I don't care I'll pick up spiders and feed them to goguggy well yeah argue and I have this little team I just pick him up and you I walk around with him and he like just snips them up I still have that video of him eating a fucking gigantic spider and it's just like what he eats those huge like garden spiders and he eats big beetles and things no but it's not just that you can hear him crunching on it yeah as he eats it's just like it's a circle of life dude imagine being a spider fucking big scary spider and getting eaten by corgi that is like oh no any other what about fears you grew into as you got older what's that mine um

you don't like spagie and raties nobody likes rats there's some people some people are pet rats my guard my own patty at the moment do you want to can i bow billy if you have her on a lead What's a fear you've grown into, Alex? Um, as an adult. Um, the tax man. Just things like, uh, yeah, monetary related things. Yeah.

More so. No, I hate the fucking tax man. Who doesn't? What a, what a mean guy. Actually, this is like a really, um, kind of recent phenomenon for me is, um, this really irrational fear of like being killed in like a terrorist attack because it's been like in the zeitgeist

recently especially in the UK the last few years and I kept having these dreams of like these like planes like just dropping people parachuting down with like machetes and stuff and just like running around just like slaughtering people you told us about that you know it's really fucking strange

yeah because it was a last She thinks that's going to happen or anything, but... No, I think a lot of people... Yeah, because they were, like, flying X-wings or some shit in the dream. No, they were jumping out of Arquen70s from the, from the, like, the prequets. And they were, like, slaughtering people. It was a horrible dream.

So many Star Wars and Lego seeps its way into Alex's dreams. Yeah, it was a Lego Star Wars set, we played terrorists. Yeah. I'd say a lot of people have had that recently, to be honest. Especially how the world is at the moment. Yeah. Oh, well. Shornathan 021 says,

which member of Jarre is the most likely to fall for a scam? Nigerian, Prince, Pyramid Scheme or Timeshare, etc. None of us. yeah we're not thick enough is it even about likely there yeah who's the most likely oh well so it's like a zero percent of all of us so what's more most like out of zero percent thing is like like in all kind of shapes and sizes and a lot of the time you're not scam because you're an idiot necessarily but because they're smarter no they can like

kind of figure out what type of personality you are and like pinpoint your weaknesses and be like, oh yes, I can, if I come across this way and use this kind of language then maybe I can sneak in on that like hope and and I kind of manipulate

some money. Honestly, couldn't answer they. I couldn't. Yeah, it's a difficult one because none of us have been like scammed any major way. I don't think. I can't think of it. Okay, depends if dark orbit counts as a scam. Okay.

Okay, James then. No, but it's between James or Rubin then Hey, you're sucking your dicks too much No, because Rubin definitely won't and I definitely won't No, because Rubin's weakness is like Microtransactions and stuff in games Which is a scam

Yeah, basically is a scam And your weakness is the same thing No, reason It was the last time I bought a micro-transaction Apex Legends It's not inherently a scam But like, that's the closest thing We can answer this question with

Hey, Jim bought micro transactions, he just doesn't want you to know. For what? But I'm an orchidity. I got like the season pass thing. That's a scam. Buying content for it exists. Scam. No, it did exist.

I didn't. I got it after it was light out. Scam. Clean living one asks, Hey, J. I'm going to be in Wilcher and Swindon. Especially next month. Any suggestions for what I could do there?

Get the fuck out. No, jokes, my friend. Just go to Nando's. Yeah, Nando's is the best thing in Swindon. Without a doubt. Yeah. And it's so close to the strip club as well. So close.

And Casper's. And Casper's. The Lard route is Nando's Casper's Strip Club. And then back to the car park. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's the Golden Triangle. That's actually a really difficult question,

because I don't think I've ever, like, gone to Swindon for anything outside of a cinema or, um, food. Yeah, food, pretty much. It depends what you're into, you know? Or shopping now and again. There's that, like, shopping centre, but, like, it's not, like, they're everywhere. No, no, that shopper center is a good shopping centre. It is quite good. It is quite good.

But, like, if you wouldn't be, like, to someone from Greece, no, you've got to come to Swindon, mate. This is awesome shopping centers Do you not Do you not want to travel countries And go to shopping centres That's built into me I like going to shopping centres In different countries

What about in Wiltshire then? If you go to Avebury If you like history There's lots of kind of stuff You can go to AVEB You should visit Castle Coom Yeah if you're like Walks and things

There's lots of sort of picturesque scenery and stuff like that You can go look at all the white horses As well Yep There's like chalk horses is engraved into the hills. That kind of stuff's cool.

The Magic Roundabout, of course. That's a huge tourist attraction. Yeah, you have to go to the Magic Roundabout. It's incredible. Okay, let's cap this off with Barbarian is a cunt, who says, What are each of your favorite episodes of the cast? The Cowie one?

So the worst episode. This are a worst ever said. That is my favourite. It reminds me of happiness. Which is curry. Yeah. The one that ended with Mr. Bean, a giff of Mr. Bean for like two hours.

Was that the Yo-Yo one or different ones? No, no, this was, that was... Yo-Yo was relatively recent. The Mr. Bean thing was like... I remember the Mr. Bean one. It was like a three-hour-long video or something. Yeah. No, we did an extra long cast. Was it not the, um...

Was it the Harambe one? Yeah. I fucking hate the Huambe one. Fuck that. No, but we weren't... It wasn't... Harambe wasn't a meme yet. It was that... Yeah. It was that old. Yeah.

That was a good episode. I was talking about how upset I was about the gorilla being killed. Yeah. It wasn't in Harambe then, was it? Fuck me. And you invented the meme? Yeah. Yet again.

Jamegia? Head of the curve. Oh, who would have guessed? Idiots. I think I've just got to go with a YouTube changed hats. Can't go wrong with that one. Or Halloween, Halloween. Just the name is a commentary.

Yeah. Genius. God, we're fucking so jean. Well, thanks for listening. And supporting the show. Oh, and Patreon as well. I forgot to shout up. It's been a while.