JAR Media Posdact - UP to go DOWN - JARCast Episode 280
Episode Date: June 27, 2022https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:31 Housekeeping 17:27 Catch Up Question Time B...egins 18:52 Wanting to be done with JAR 23:00 The Red Arrows Interrupt 23:41 Youngest & Oldest JARlings 26:52 Fruit Tier List 35:48 Thoughts on The Boys so Far 36:48 Troll Face Becomes Real 37:56 Alex Rants about Quindle 39:22 Feedback on James' Take 41:10 Where did the jar theme come from? 41:27 James Shuts it Down 42:22 Mid Break 43:30 Games that dissapointed or exceeded expectations 50:15 Milk Maniac Writes In 55:28 Big Mouth Season 7 57:15 An Accidental Upset 1:00:44 Thoughts on Starfield 1:10:42 The Other James House 1:14:11 Bonus Moments
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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 280 of the jar cast.
280.
I'm your mommy M&M, Alex, joined by Mash and something else.
Gravy.
Ooh.
Mommy, maybe.
This is the cast where we talk about nothing
Where there's nothing is on the table
Nothing is nothing is literally on the table
What do you mean?
That's just a lie
This episode is going to be about nothing
The concept of nothing and we're going to break down
Really what nothing means
Because in a way nothing is everything
Or is it?
Is nothing something?
James
Oh
Yes
Mother made me mashmine
It's like space
Space is empty
But it's not filled with nothing
No it's filled with nothing
No it's filled with toydarians
And it is empty
Royd radians
Before we get too deep into this show
Let me shout out the JAR Media patrons
We get the names read out
In the first week of every month
If you're a certainty or above
and make the audio versions of the show
Poscibly
support us on Patreon
because every episode keeps being flagged
for our
profuse language abuse
we talk about COVID every episode
and we get it flagged
they must have like recently tweaked
their horrible auto-detect algorithms
so now if you say poo-poo too many times
they go
and then I always say
I always appeal it
and I just like imagining
someone at YouTube
working there
like watching
in like
Mommy
made me
mash me
so
I imagine it's one hell
of it did
a whole job
to be any type
of Facebook
YouTube
Twitter
like modulates
on Facebook
then
people can't do it
for a long period
of time
no
you're talking about
so much
messed up stuff
yeah
no I'm pretty sure
even Mark's up
I was like
no you don't get
PTSD
from the torture
we literally show you
I remember watching
an interview with a guy
and it was just like
yeah I'm mentally ill now
yeah
and they don't give
I've listened to like
interviews and podcasts
with like similar people
who've done these jobs
for Facebook and Twitter
all these places
it sounds horrifying
because you're going to see
like the actual worst
of the worst
and like
especially when it's certain content
and it's like
up to you to like
identify individuals
and stuff like this
is I don't know
you can be mentally sound and not actually like just break you yeah in some way yeah
yeah messed up and a really funny way to get us going this one's definitely not
getting flagged eh eh hey it's just why don't we just sing on the mommy song for
nara-and-ho-m mommy ma-me-me-ma ya-my that's the good bit that's the bit that
you're waiting for that's the bit james likes yeah
Um, just want to shout out the, uh, hedgehog that I saw last night.
I put it on my secret Twitter and it was, it was like a real dibby moment.
They, hedgehogs are dimmy dibs.
I did. I saw it about half an hour ago.
And I saw a hedgehog just a couple days ago as well.
Did it, did it do the funny, uh, freezing on the spot and then run like a dibby thing?
No, it, it like ran directly to a wall and just stopped.
and then I got like close and took a picture of it
and it was just like still
and then I just walked off
I feel so of hedgehogs
because they are
and yeah they get completely annihilated
I'm surprised there's any of them left
and that's really sad because they're really cute
harmless animals
they're too cute for this world
yeah that's why they get brutalized
on the public raids
but like if if a car type
I guess they're spines
no I'm 100%
sure people aim for them.
Really?
100%.
Every time a Kedra was one out in front of me,
it's always been between the tyres.
So it's fine.
I think there's saddest out there in these cars
called range rovers.
And they just...
They're so high up.
They probably don't even see the poor bastards
trying to cross.
But do you not, can you not get
like a flat tire from the spines going to...
No.
So it's a tire.
Yeah, it's a tire, Alex.
But I don't know how, like,
powerful the hedgehogs.
Spines there?
Flesh.
We had, this is tire.
We had a neighbor who had these like Jack Russell's that would attack hedgehogs.
And they had such high prey drive.
They would like bite the hedgehogs until their mouths were bleeding.
And they wouldn't stop them.
Some psycho stuff right there, man.
Yeah.
Can you imagine the pain of biting a hedgehog?
But they're not stopping you and you're just going back for more and more.
That's a really not liked hedgehogs.
Not very nice, is it?
A bit like the housekeeping segment we're about to do.
Will we round off and address some of the comments left on the previous video
about what we've been talking about?
Just like Finlay Gibb did who's going to get us going.
James saying,
what would I do if I wasn't in the goon hole?
Really struck a chord with me.
I think one of the worst effects of this new absence of boredom
is you never have to find a new thing to do, learn a new skill, start a hobby that brings you joy,
form real connections to people. Of course, we still do these things in the brief moments
our head are free from the endless suck. But nobody is sitting around like,
shit, I have nothing to do. I guess I'll learn to play the piano and join a walking group.
Sorry for the long, long, and a merry bear bear to all who do declare.
Because the thing with gooning is not gooning sexually. It's like you're in the Facebook goon.
you're in the Instagram goonhole, you're just getting sucked in by...
Yeah, we've kind of just used it as a synonym for, um, like addiction, basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it, it does like, kill creativity.
Yeah.
Being in the goonhole, like, not being bored.
Bored in his core to art.
Yeah.
To get to improving as a person, you need to be bored at some point, I think.
Well, if you want, like, if you, because then you start thinking about, like, ways of expressing
yourself, you know.
Well, like, when we were kids, and you're like,
Mommy, made me mash my...
Fuck, I've actually forgot where it's going.
I was going to do a good thing.
No, no, stop.
You need to stop this now.
It's getting out of hand.
Why, what, you want to talk about Quindle instead?
No, no, no, I'm one about getting one of this stupid
mummy, made me mash my potatoes, whatever the...
Oh, you really made it random there.
Yeah, so when you're bored, it's just like,
mom, can we go, can we not go, go out?
and then you just fight
you just abuse your brother
because you've got nothing better do
of your time
that's when you pretend
you're general grievous
and go
you know
and literally abuse your brother
like smack him really hard
with a lightsaber
which is what you clearly done
did he ever smack you
the lightsaber
probably
but it wasn't really Alex's style
mine was more like
psychological mind games
that was my style
you were a gaslighter
Alex was like
Come, Dormammu from Doctor Strange.
Oh, nice, nice, uh, MCU reference.
Yeah, no problem.
Please, don't go back.
Dormamo.
I'm going to defeat you.
Ha ha.
Right, Sumer said this.
I've been watching the channel for, since the beginning, an IHE since 50k subs or something.
And it's been a very bizarre parasocial relationship.
Like many chowlings, I've had multiple dreams featuring JAR members despite never coming close to meeting any of them.
Yet at the same time, it's comforting to hear that they struggle with many of the same problems I've had,
like addiction or the social media goon haul.
I don't know what else to say except Game On.
Buy our buyers.
That's why we're the realist MFers out there.
You ain't relating to Haysim.
Don't get much real.
He's hasten?
I probably don't know.
I don't know.
How long have you been bringing up the Haysen thing?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah.
It's just one my go-to, just turn.
And if there's an example of anything, just being faux hasten out there.
Cajol says, as much as I love the pig,
in reference to the pig that joined the set recently,
I don't think it holds a candle to the iconic pig on that wooden stool.
What do you think about that, James?
I disagree.
I feel like they fill different markets, different niches.
Yeah, but like the pig stool is actually really useful.
to me like the pig stool is what you make
once you're inspired after seeing something like that
yeah you know I don't like either of them
well you don't even like the stool
no I know that I hate things in this room do you like
nothing nothing bro I don't like anything in this room
not the Richard Hammond book not Mel Gibson
I don't know I generally tank Dempsey
no tank Dempsey's the only thing I like
I generally hate everything in this room
what about the golden gorilla
Yeah, about the golden...
No, what about the leopard plant, guys?
No, I don't.
I generally...
What about the Carribeau card?
The Magic Roundabout print.
There's so much to choose from.
No, I...
I see...
The Magic Roundabout is funny,
and I think that's the best kind of humour this film has.
Like, this isn't...
None of this...
What about Ruby Dee?
Don't like Ruby Doe.
What about Duck Bill o'gaming?
What about Max Payne?
What about that?
Come on, he got it.
I feel like that.
And I do like Max Payne because they're really funny.
I like thoughts.
I do like thoughts as well, but like the detective from Batman or whatever that is.
Honestly, no, no, no.
It's gone.
What's wrong with that one?
It's a good one.
He's going to flush it down the toilet.
Gone.
That's messed up, man.
That's going to be a controversial moment.
It's not gone, though.
It's just moved.
It's because I can't throw out the window.
That human Lauren says,
Bear Bear, this is really weird,
but I'm currently doing a lot of research
around the evolution of social media.
All right, this is in reference to last episode
that was the WhatsApp debate is WhatsApp social media.
After you guys fucking slammed me
and were arguing with me and saying I was a fucking idiot.
You are?
Yeah, doing a lot of research
around the evolution of social media
for a uni project and here's my thoughts on the WhatsApp discussion. Having read way too many
academic papers on this, the only definitions that most people seem to agree on for a social media
platform is that it's a place on the internet where people can create profiles to share some form
of content with other people with profiles. With every platform converging into one now,
they're basically becoming indistinguishable from each other. So saying it needs to have X feature
to be a social network is too pedantic because of how quickly it's changing. Technically based on the
definition, WhatsApp, and we chat our social media platforms. Also, every data set ranking,
the most popular social media platforms all include WhatsApp, so apparently industry professionals
consider it important enough to gather metrics for their marketing team. I guess that also means
the apps that are only used for messaging count as social media question mark. Personally, I think
mass communication should be important, but apparently that's still a controversial tick.
So I'll take my apology in the form.
of
Because one person agrees with you
Sorry bro, that's not how
No, I think I'm on Alex's side now
Yes
I've ensued
But that was never the
Discussion
No, no, yeah it was
No
Also, you framed it as if we
Made the debate
About the definition
But were you
Were you not the one
Who Googled the definition?
Yeah, because I was being slammed in a group argument where everyone was disagreeing with me.
So I was like, I'm getting gaslit over here, I've got to like check.
You got gaslit so hard where you just decided not to cast that day.
Literally.
Not true.
Absolutely true.
There's a timeline where that episode was recorded and it was the worst.
It was the best episode we ever made.
No, bro.
No, no, to be fair,
we should do an episode like that
because there's been too many episodes
but I've been in that position where we've done them anyway.
It's so neat, equality.
No, I'm man.
A puffin said this.
I'm an animal technician
and actually do do experiments with rats
while listening to the cast.
LMAO.
No, you don't.
These are getting too silly.
I believe him.
These are getting so silly, dude.
Well, you don't believe he's an animal
technician. Animal technician.
Like we talk about
we talk about rats
going through the rat race
of life in the maze or whatever.
And then there's a guy
actually
doing rats
while listening to Jar
the rat cast. Yeah.
But I think that's an incredible job.
If your job is to like
give rats cheese
going through mazes. I don't think
that that's the type of technician they are.
Yeah, that's what he said.
No, we're talking about a Watt technician, which is testing on them.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably killing them.
Why do you go there?
Well, they've got to find out what is safe for humans, and most of the time is probably not safe for Wats.
They're probably combining, like, different animal DNAs to try and, like, vampire bat DNA into rats.
Yeah, trying to make Morbius real.
Yeah.
Cline rats.
imagine if this guy makes the first ever like perfect clone the perfect morbius rat
listening to Jock do we get credit then I think we we would in an abstract kind of way
yeah in a roundabout way I'd say it's thanks to us yeah if he wasn't entertained he
wouldn't have had the motivation to if he wasn't although what if what if that's how
he accidentally comes up with some kind of discovery where he's like about to inject something
but then he's laughing so much at the cast
and he accidentally injects himself
and turns into Morbius
C Rook
said this
My family used to have a pig
Nearly identical
To the one on the set
We painted it vibrant pink
And placed it on my mum's
Mother's grave
It's pretty fucking dark
Jesus Christ
I thought this is this person
Had an actual pig
It's the same pig
I thought they had like a life
A real life
pig that looked like that.
Yeah, and they put it on the grave.
Cool.
This is the one where like,
we're trying,
we're like,
everything would bring it up
is just like going down,
you know?
It's going up to come down.
What you mean?
Well,
yeah,
what you're about?
What are you saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Everything is trying to keep
at jovial and then it's just going down.
Oh, right.
Yeah,
I see.
No,
no,
this is,
this is us talking about stuff
and it just like comes into reality.
Up to go.
down. Yeah. Like we talk about rats and suddenly like rats exist.
Talk about pigs and suddenly they're appearing on graves. Yeah.
It's in the section of this one from lame but aesthetic. I know Alex didn't just say that
Jurassic Park is a shit movie. Hopefully he means Jurassic World. I did mean
Jurassic World. I think I said something like the new Jurassic Park is shit on an
offhand comment last episode. So I want to clarify that. Which it is. Yeah. It's worse than shit.
It's probably the third best film I've seen this year.
Well, yeah.
It's still really cool and stuff.
Well, what have you seen this year?
Three movies.
Which ones?
Morbius.
Have you seen Morbius?
No, I haven't seen Moabius.
I went to Swindon to see it.
I know you saw Morbius.
I've seen, um,
Obi-1 episode three.
I've seen...
None of the others, though.
I've seen the last Stranger Things episode.
And Jurassic World.
Well, change of things is probably worst out of the three.
Yeah.
So last episode, because we had such a jam-packed conversation,
we didn't really make it to the Reddit question thread.
A jam-packed conversation where me and James were right about social media.
So you're proven wrong by academic truth, I'm afraid.
Ain't no such thing.
Ain't no such thing as true.
proof in academia?
Not to get too
political, but
do you see that stuff
with Carl Rittenhouse
he's like, created this game
where you like shoot at like fake news or whatever.
Shoot at fake news?
Yeah, like the villains are like fake news personified.
Oh.
Is it good though? Is it a good game?
It's like Doom.
Really?
No, I don't know.
I just saw the headline.
It's like Dune the movie.
Yeah.
So we can do like a mega ultra question thing?
Epic.
What do you think?
We can do that till the mid-break and then just goon our way through the questions.
I'll just start gooning now, boys.
That's the whole part of the goon.
The goon doesn't pass quickly.
The goon stays.
You stay on the goon for hours.
Mr. Blue Pumpkin's going to get us going with a,
I don't know, kind of a heavy one, actually.
Has there ever been a...
To put it down.
Up to go down up to go down
Just like the economy
Has ever been a period of jar
Where everyone wanted to just be done with the project
Or to say it better
What has been the lowest point for the podcast?
I say this because jar has been one of the most consistent things
It's been in my life
I've been listening since 2016
And in all that time only one Monday was missed
It's kind of fascinating to see how everyone at jar has changed
Along with myself
I kind of treat crackhead era jar
As a time capsule for my early team life
Anyway, hopefully I'll be able to say the exact same thing about this era in another six years time
Um, yeah
Every episode
I knew you were gonna say some shit like that
For me there was one where
No, I think there's not been a time when it's all the same time
There was a part where I was struggling
It must have been like 2018, 2019 kind of time
Where
Like
The suggestion thread and the comments and shit were like
such low quality and I had to just make up so much shit and like carry it completely on my own
whereas like I don't know how sustainable like I don't know how long I can keep doing this
but that was a long time ago now I don't think that I don't think that is kind of like the point
though so when were you at your lowest because obviously no but when you're mentally at your
lowest you don't want to do jar um yeah corncast era yeah corncaste
still was probably the most in sync we've been in giving up.
But it wasn't in giving up, though, because we still released an episode every week.
Yeah, but we dragged ourselves through hell to do that.
Yeah, but it was also like, I'm glad we did do that now.
Yeah, definitely.
It's like miserable at the time I was.
We were all miserable.
Because there were some, like, funny moments in those episodes still.
Mojovae.
That was the Mojovae.
Did she, the greatest thing?
Mojov.
And the whole, the whole, I think the first one is actually genuinely really funny with the,
oh yeah, because we, we embrace the role play.
Yeah, it was funny.
It was like so miserable around then and like being able to have a joke.
But at that point, there was more optimism in us as well because we didn't know how long this was going to be.
But when it went to week 50, it was like, we did 42, that's right, we did 42 episodes.
Really?
Yeah, that's 42 weeks of lockdown.
That's horrible to think about.
And pretty much the majority of those 42 was getting fucking fucked every night.
Like a whole bottle of one, every jar cast, pretty much.
But what was the game we did for the first one?
The forest.
Yeah, the forest, yeah, so there's just so many layers of humour to that one, to me.
So I'm fond of that one, but otherwise, man.
Yeah, the whole G-mod ones were like, they were bad.
No, they were great
Not some visual humour
The thing with this question
Is that there's been times
And I've wanted to give up with John I have
There's a lot of absences early on
Early Joe
And it's since like three, four years ago
When I've been pretty much here every week
Yeah, there was like a turning point
Whenever it was
Yeah
I've wanted to
I did want to just like give up on Joe back then
Because you know
Mental health was so atrocious
It was like, I can't do this anymore.
No, but I think that's what's cool is sticking through.
So now there's like, there's so many episodes, there's so many eras.
So there are all these like different ups and downs for each of us separately.
Yeah, no, it's weird that we've had a YouTube channel spanning so long that that's even visible
because it's like there's so many content creators that make game videos and whatnot.
You can't see clear evolution in the who they are because of the content they make.
And the fact that you can see that out of Jaya is actually phenomenal.
Yeah.
On similar kind of lines,
diligent Hovercraft 37, so this,
it has now been 11 years since I first started watching Jaya,
with my first video being that that is a really loud plane that's flying over.
Red arrows?
Is that actually?
Careful.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Was it actually the red arrows?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Oh, man.
They're gone.
They were white over.
Like they came.
I could hear them.
I wonder if the mics picked that up.
That was really loud.
Yeah.
They were flying in formation street.
It scared Augie, even.
Bad boy.
Augie, I'm kidding.
I'm sorry.
Paisley.
Who's the golden one?
Who's the golden girl?
Yeah, where we was,
it's now been 11 years
since I first started watching Jha
with my first video being
the crisis two film trailer on man man man boy boy man what you mean no no no no listen let me finish
it i would have been an innocent nine-year-old child when that video corrupted me so how i found it i don't
know how old do you think the youngest and oldest jar fans are there are probably parents that watch
the cast with their young children do you think babies should be counted as the youngest jar fans
or do you think it should only include those that actively seek out the videos bear bear gamers
no way we did not do the crisis video 11 years ago yeah oh easily no there's no nobody no I can't
know nobody I can't I can't believe this there's no way this person actually watched that video
back then is like that's such a deep cut why like why would they bring it up that's strange
imagine imagine watching that video and then because that's totally like a nine-year-old thing like you're just like just through the depths
of YouTube and you just stumble across some random
No, it's crazy that that someone is
connected. That's connected
that they found JAR.
But that means they went from Manman
to probably R&L
to JAR. No, but that's if they were a consistent
viewer, they might have just seen R&G.
How? How? How would they
possibly... No, I have these
around that time because like when you have
around 200 to like 400
subs on YouTube, like
if there are like people that
just stay around, you remember them. And
were like two or three that were just like
where's the new R&L video guys
it's like a real
thing it's it I
think that stage of YouTube
is really like sweet
yeah it's really innocent
is the crisis video alive
um
but did that one it is live
no
it's not like I'd
it might be on my man
man
oh last hope
actually and I
that video is
It's incredible.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah, it's really cool.
No, no.
But how old do you think the youngest and oldest jail fans are?
Youngest is probably literally like five years old.
We have answered this question before.
No, I'm in a whim, I reckon.
A fetus.
But yeah, that doesn't count, no, because they're not really consenting to listen.
They're not like going out of the way.
But, but, like, you play a baby in a fetus, Beethoven,
and that baby's going to grow up a genius.
Maybe the inverse
They should do some
Some experiments
Some academic tests on that one
The person experimenting on whaps
Waps, rats
Could be rap
Yeah what happens to a rap
If they were exposed to JAR
Media podcast playlist
See what happens to it
They start to cooperate
And
They gain sentience
They gain sentience
They've got like warehouses and they're just playing all these like different podcasts seeing like which one is going to
No one's listening to Jira building like cars of little cities
Little rat cities
Saddest giraffe says Quinn Quinn tier list of fruit
What? It was a tier list of fruit. Okay, s
berries
I like berries
What are all berries?
Most berries to be honest
I'm gonna say prunes
S tier.
Fuck off
No, that's bullshit
Okay
Bananas
B tier
Apricots
S tier tomato
S tier
They are quite versatile
Yeah
But ketchup sucks
What?
Awful sauce
James
James
Um
X tier is banana
What is X tier is that good or bad
No
A is the
A and S is the
best. So X is clearly like
shit. I hate
S tier. Where did
S tier come from? Sonic
Sonic tier. Yeah.
Why is S above A?
Super. Because Sonic. Because he's so fast.
He's faster than A.
No, A is an Apache gun ship
bro. Do you know how fast they go?
How fast is a
red arrow go?
Okay, let me just go get out of my camera and I'll
zoom in on the flames and be like,
That is going...
They can probably do 400 maybe, I don't know.
Bullshit, nothing can go 400.
That's too fast.
Have you seen me on a bicycle going downhill into a fence?
What about apples?
What do you think of apples?
Apples are solid S.
If they're pink lady.
No, because apples have the capacity to be fab.
But they...
Relatively often are flowery or just...
Yeah.
But that's probably more of a...
where we live type thing.
You know?
Are we talking about fruit only when they're at their best?
Yeah.
Yeah, like it's quite like I could like like peaches are amazing.
You can always get a shit peach.
Doesn't mean peaches aren't amazing.
But when you buy peaches, how often are the?
No, I would say to answer it like the best version of one.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, because the way this is done is like if it can have a best version.
because bananas can't
that's why they're shit
because there's no good banana
no no no no no good banana
I'm thinking about
you want to go buy a fruit
like maybe I'd
quite enjoy an apple in this moment
but I might not want to risk it
you know because I might buy
a bag of apples and they all suck
not if you buy it really
that's limiting it too much to our geography
because like say the same question in your own
like Spain yeah then the same like peach you're going to get is typically going to be better yeah
but but then so we can't have light cheese on the list is that what you're saying well actually
that's a good that's a good subject to bring out no no no no you're thinking of this one because
C C pomegranate, it's A.
No, S-T is potato.
It's not fucking food, dig-ed.
Well, no.
Tomato is a fruit.
Also, even in vegetables, potatoes fucking beat it.
You can make chips.
Yeah?
Where would you get?
Cucumber.
Cucumber.
Cucumbus are with banana.
S.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Cucumber is potentially my favorite fruit.
Stick cucumber.
in anything it ruins it.
What is a...
They're gherkins as well?
They become gherkins.
Cucumbas are gherkins?
No.
Yeah.
They say you don't know nothing from Jarre.
Okay, no, I've got a difficult one.
What?
Raisins.
Grapes are S-tier, in my opinion.
Grapes?
M. A-2.
S-tier.
Okay, now, green ones, A-tier.
Red or black, has to.
Okay.
Okay, no, what about, um, uh, wazberries?
S.
S.
S.
Strawberries, S.
S.
Mango.
Yes, dried mango.
Watermelon?
Uh, uh, uh, A or B?
I'd say high A.
It's a bit of a palava.
Yeah.
But that, but you can say that about mango, though, so.
A bit of mango, I just, like, cut the skin off and eat it like an apple.
You can't do that with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a melon.
Watermelon is, is, um, ex-ta with banana and cucumber.
No, but normal melons, not watermelons.
They're closer to ass.
They're, I like them both.
I guess there's, the watermelons have the seeds.
And they're, like, less intense flavor.
That's kind of nice, though, they're, like, refreshing.
It's like, it's like drinking a glass of water.
It's like, eating a glass of water.
But of, like, a nice flavor with it.
Yeah, but it's nice.
to have that intensity.
Like, when I'm eating some fruit,
I really want to get a hit of something power.
You know something power?
Something power.
Oh, okay.
What about...
Cherries.
Ooh, S.
Yeah.
Blueberries.
S.
A, maybe B.
No, S.
No, because you'll be eating them like,
hmm, these are nice,
and then you just chuck one in your mouth,
bite, and it's just like...
That's why you give them a little squish?
No, that's...
That's too much after.
You know, like, you're basically put...
You're saying that basically everything is good and is in S-A or B.
Yeah, because fruit is...
It's like, it's like, oh, which can't be chocolate's the best?
It's like, obviously, they're all good.
So why do you even bother?
But chocolate would be more...
No, not at all.
I think all chocolate is the spot.
Unless it's liquid caramel.
Not true.
What about Hershey's?
That's not chocolate.
Pineapple.
Yeah, I was going to say pineapple.
S.
Pineapple is S because you can put it in one.
And pizza?
And pizza.
What about, um, um, um, kiwi fruit?
Oh.
No, Kiwis, yes, I like Kiwis.
Yeah, Kiwis are very nice.
I'd say Kiwis A.
No.
Again, it's a palava.
Yeah, exactly.
What about a Pavlova?
What about orange?
The basics.
Orange, uh, C.
Oh, what about Satsuma?
What about blood orange
I'd say orange is A
Yeah C
Yeah
Starfruit
What?
I don't know
Dragon Fraint
And Passion fruit
Passion fruit
Passion fruit
S
Wow
I'm gonna say
F because I've never
Seamone in S
Brutes
What they're there
No they're not
What about
Um, a
Um
Bo, we can move on from this question.
Coconut.
That's a nut.
That's a fruit, bro.
What?
It's called nut in the name.
Cocoa Nut.
This is the new one?
If you're talking about
nuts,
you might as our...
Where does Nutella come on the list?
You're just saying dumb shit now.
Nut?
Nah.
But I thought
nuts are a fruit yeah no nuts are fruit coconut coconut almonds cashews I've really
like coconut yeah I'm gonna say a I think coconut's ass what about there's a papaya
I thought he said ass the liquid of the nut known as coconut water is used in
beverages that's what I learned and it is it coconut milk coconut water
coconut is the edible fruit of a coconut palm there's fruit you
but is a nut a fruit?
Yes
No they're not
A nut is a fruit
Yeah
Did you not know
In that case
Pistachios S-tier
We've spent too long on this
Oh my god
Pistachios are S-tier
But expensive man
Yeah
Peanuts
A
C
Monkey nuts
Brazil nuts.
That's really stressing me out.
It's stressing me out as well.
Sandy, just stop it.
Oh, just ignore it.
Just ignore it, it'll be fine.
Ignoring, it will go away.
Yeah.
Although it's adding some nice
vibrancy in motion to the video
version.
Epic. It's like, um, it's like the giff
of the studying
um, lo-fi hip-hop beats.
To chill too.
Anime character with the cat.
Uh, no boys one.
Can't move us on then.
season three of the boys so far personally enjoying it a lot and episode five might have been my
favorite episode in the entire series i haven't seen episode five yet but i am very much enjoying the
shit yeah because we did the as good as they say on season two um and we had some like concerns
in terms of like momentum and how they were going to keep it going and we're especially hung up on
like the idea of giving the main characters like powers in any way but i like the way they're doing
it's not just like
even in the playing field it seems like
there's going to be some kind of side effects or whatever
yeah so it's a cool
a cool implementation
bloody Nora
no I think so
um so yeah
I'll agree though that I think the best episode probably is
the hero-gazom one really you've watched it
yeah yeah it's time good
might have to watch it today then
if James leaves me alone for five fucking minutes
No airsoy live in my fart has a pedantic one
Roll play
Alex wakes up one morning to discover that every man, woman and child on planet Earth's face
Has been misshapen into the hyper realistic troll face
Example photo for reference
No one notices anything unusual but you
J and J are themselves
T-Fed troll-faced
Of course.
And Quindle is the gremlin under the table.
So here's the,
there's the reference picture.
That might be the thumbnail, to be honest, for this one.
I don't really know what part of this is a roleplay, though,
because surely if it was like normal, I just be...
Yeah, we'd just be normal.
Yeah.
And you'd be like, you look different and we'd be like,
no, we don't.
But surely that, that if...
That would mean you're insane.
I mean, yeah, that's the...
That would be, like, number one, right?
Like, oh, I need to go get checked out.
I've got to admit something, man.
I'm kind of angry at the jarlings for the whole Quindle thing.
Really?
Yeah.
You want to admit that to them?
Yes.
Okay.
I do.
Because, um, specifically it made last week's suggestion thread and it, luckily it wasn't an issue.
Because we had that whole long conversation anyway, so we didn't even need to use
question thread but it was
ruined
like it's yeah it's funny like
have your jokes or whatever but you've ruined
the question thread for a whole like wait dude
what are your thoughts on quindle
um
yeah um this is
be quindle
um
and anyway we've already
it's moving backward to address
quindle you know
yeah we don't need to
we don't we don't
we don't acknowledge drama in jail past
The past is the past
Let the past die, kill us if you have to
That's what it's referencing
Wouldn't you remember the character
Quindle in episode 8?
Adam Driver
No, no, it's who episode 8 is like
He gets killed
By Adam Driver
That's who he's saying that too
Let the past die
Kill Quindle if you have to
And Daisy Ridley goes
I don't think so.
Not on my watch.
Nice one, good character.
Jackaboose has a disagreement with James.
I disagree with James' idea.
The porn cannot be consumed healthfully at all.
As someone who has had several friends and family members
health and lives hurt and destroyed by alcohol addiction,
I sometimes feel as if it's impossible for people to drink or do drugs responsibly.
And that just starting a connection in their brain between the drug and how,
happiness sets them on the path to failure.
As James was personally affected by porn addiction even closer since it's himself, I see something similar in what he's saying to the way I sometimes think.
But ultimately, I think we have to look at the people doing these things, be it porn or alcohol, and not becoming addicted and not let the unfortunate victims overshadow everyone else.
I think as long as you have the ability to self-reflect, you can stop it becoming a problem.
I do think it definitely can be a problem and that all addiction should be seen as valid.
And I think a major part of the issue is that society as a whole doesn't take psychological addictions as seriously as physiological ones.
Best of luck to both of the jar boys struggling with these things.
Quick side note, VR porn just kind of sucks, I'm a...
Although maybe I'm just not the kind of person to get sucked in by that kind of thing.
You tried VR porn?
And you didn't get stuck in the Goonville.
more can be said about that.
Do you agree?
I don't know.
Tegoon or not to goon?
There's
this seems to be the top
the first half of this question
of it just seems to be counter
contradicted by the second half.
How's it?
I forgot.
Too long of a question.
Get a chingy
says this. Where did the
Jarm Media intro theme come from?
we made it
lo-fi beats to chill slash relaxity
yeah
well we all just went
tut tut tut da da da da da da
we all did a layer
and then layered it
uh huh
um
oh
revert to monkey
has another roleplay
you might like Jones
the jamie has invented
technology
can no no no can we stop the wallplays
you're not gonna let me read it
no
but this is actually a good one
no we passed the
the roleplay era
we had died pre-com
COVID, we don't need to bring it back.
I know. We just said we're saying COVID reinvigorated the role players.
Yeah, we role played in the forest.
That made sense, because we could role play.
But you were so happy role playing.
Yeah, because we were in a game.
Role playing in a game is very different to while playing on the set.
Oh, well, can we do some GT online roleplays then?
Oh, rollplay server.
Yeah, let's go do roleplay server.
I want to role play like a cashier in a petrol station.
Should we do a mid-break and come back?
Yeah.
Bye.
Yeah.
Yeah, get out of here.
Actually, now come back soon.
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Spider.
Voie.
Roy!
Take your jacket off, you look like a wonk.
No, I like this jacket.
It's the only thing I actually look good.
Welcome back to the second half of the one.
Bro, it's already been introduced with Bip-de-Bopter boy.
No, that's more like a, at the end sort of thing, the hideaway tuck.
The suck and tuck.
So the second half of the cast where we...
Oh, that's fucking foul!
What did he do?
He licked his finger and then sucked me.
I'll suck you any time, boy.
time boy. This is the second half of the car, so we answer questions from the community,
or in this episode's instance, continue to ask questions from the community to try and get things
in order and grab those papers and put them on order and do one of those little on the table
to make them more neat and tidy, you know what I'm saying? Like Leg 27 left this comment saying
a couple of weeks ago, I bought God of War after hearing how great it was from my mates and people
online. Although after playing it for a couple of days, I found that I didn't really enjoy the
gameplay and wasn't really that grit by the story. Which game's heard?
God of War, I assume, the remake. The new one, yeah. The reboot, whatever. However, I also managed
to pick up Dark Souls remastered, which I had heard a similar amount of praise for. I'm always
halfway through and have been having an absolute blast with it. So my question is, are there any
video games or movies that were hyped up for you and didn't live up to those expectations?
or which did live up or even surpass them.
Bear Bear, adorable piggyies from Rat.
Lots of rats for this episode.
GTA 5.
Um, okay.
Dive Eng.
That was the one for me where like, it was kind of the opposite.
There's no way this is like as impressive as it was in.
was it 2013?
I was genuinely like,
I've never cared about this series before,
but this is like really impressive.
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
Go on, say it a little louder?
I don't know what you're about.
Actually, when you crash in GTI4,
it's much more cooler.
You know, GTA4 is better,
and I'll stand by that
until the end of days.
Gtie 4 is more fun to play.
It didn't even have a soundtrack by Dandering Dream.
Um, it had a soundtrack by,
uh,
um,
Pony West
Well I noticed that it's got the Russian guy
And he comes off the boat for 40 minutes
And I saw that 58 times
Uh huh
Yeah sure
Yeah but honestly
I'm gonna say
The Fallout franchise
Yeah
That's a good one
No
The one
Actually know the one
Um
especially
Fallout 4
when that game came out I tried man
I was like ready
I played it for like 2 hours
and I was like man
this is really boring
the thing of Fallout 4 is I went in
with super high expectations
because I just came off the
like the most intense New Vegas binge
and it was like
I play Full Out 4 and it's like a downgrade
in every way possible
so it's like I was
anticipated for improvements
and I only got
but also like
not being
there for when Fall Out 3 came
out and just the way like
game journos would talk about it and stuff
and then actually finally
getting around to playing it and being like
this is like really funny dude
this game is like really funny
Liam Neeson
yeah
it's just so jank
what's that Nintendo game
Mario
no link Zelda
Zelda was Beth of the Wild
that one for which
like over-hart everyone
everyone was like
throwing flames for this one
no no let me explain
it's like everyone
breath of the wild
was like the biggest thing
during that time period
it was like this just changes
it's like the best
one of the best open worlds
but I played it
and it did not hook me
the same way
and I did not get it
I didn't understand
and get gripped in by it
not that it's a bad game
because I know that there is
obvious like quality there
it just didn't get me
yeah it didn't get me either
and I think it's because we both were exposed to it the same way
well I just watched Rubin play it for like tens of hours
yeah I did as well and it gave me headaches
no that is the thing headache head the headache omeater
is a very very valid form of game criticism
it's like if your headache a meter is maxed out of ten
I'll say one that actually met the expectations for how it's being talked about
for me in the seldom room
yeah no that's that's all yeah
because that's gripped all of us
and I specifically wasn't
a Dead Souls player
until Olden Wing
like I'd never played
Securo I tried Dark Souls 1 back
when it came out
never gripped me
but then Eldermin was just like
everyone's talking about it
it's great and then
you know we got to the way
Leucaria Academy and it was like
oh I'm in
I'm in
Sekiro was another
surpass one for me
I was just like yeah
These endorphins are really tickling my tummy
That is a tickle tummy game
Yeah
Sekra is still the best from soft game
I'm afraid
Yeah I think I'm there with you bro
Well you can't say you've played one
No I've been actually secretly been playing Dark Souls too
Nice
Do you have an answer
Something that disappointed you
I can't really think of
I think of that monster hunter game
Monster World
Yeah I gave that a little truce
It's just not for me, that kind of thing.
Yeah, it wasn't for me either.
It just felt too gooey.
One of the ones is probably Bioshock Infinite
just because of how it was portrayed by
irrational games before its release.
So it was like, I was expecting greatness
and then it was not great.
I really like that game still.
No, yeah, once I got past my expectations,
it is a good game.
See, Bioshock 2 is an inverse one for me.
It took me a few tries to get into it,
But once you get to a certain point in that game, it's just like solid.
It's a really solid.
It's really well designed.
Really fun.
Yeah.
It might have the best gameplay out of any of them.
Yeah, it does.
No, straight up does.
Because that's my big problem with Infinite.
Like, I love the art direction, the music, the whole aesthetic.
But just the sandbox is just like...
Yeah, game feel really good.
Yeah, yeah.
Gameplay loop.
Not very good.
It's like
They did
It's like torn
Like it's like
Really linear
But it also kind of wants you to explore
And like
Yeah
Pick up the key and go back to this bit
But it's like kind of
Janky and awkward
And you get lost
There's no real good way
Of navigating
It's just like
You can tell the ambition
Like really squeeze them on that way
I think that game
Would have been so much better
If they held out
For the next generation
Potentially
But then that generation
Was not next generation
Because it was just
slightly better graphics Xbox
360
Uh huh
I should just been in the can 10 years
it came out now on PC
it already was one of those development hell games though
wasn't it yeah I think it's just a can Levine thing
yeah his current games been in hell
for ages as well yeah
Barak alackin says bear bear jar lads
I have a most shameful admission to make
but I feel I must stand up for my fellow milk drinkers
ever since I was a child milk is the only thing
I actually like to drink with a meal
I never enjoyed sodas, juices, or water, and to this day I rarely drink any of them.
Even drinks I enjoy, such as coffee or tea, I refuse to drink with food.
Milk has taken over my brain, and I refuse to let you slander it, as anything other than the nectar of the gods bear bear on.
Why, who drinks just milk?
Okay, just, no, forget the milk for a second.
Who only drinks coffee with their meals?
That's weird by itself.
I think not enjoying water is like
No, I find, no, I think
I don't want to be, I don't want to say this 100%,
but from what I have heard or looked into
I think not enjoying water is actually like an ADHD thing
There's like an overlap between people of ADHD and people
and non, not drink, disliking water
I can't say that for certain because I'm not professional
but that is an actual thing
I just want to make that clear.
I know people who are like that.
Just better at mind.
always been like I don't know it's never been a question in my mind like water is like
everything starts of water yeah all the best drinks are made of water all of them they all
you need to add water to all of it every soda every we have if you're drinking something it is
mostly water yeah this is kind of psycho that I've got to admit yeah only drinking milk
that's like did you have like what would be like the most like bizarre meal to like
you just finish up and then you're like you just had a steak and you're like hey no no here's the thing how do how do you eat out how do you go to like any night like fancy restaurant and be like oh i'm just going to order like the the lobster oh can i get some milk with that
how do you do that they would probably have it there behind the butter right they're going to have milk yes obviously because some
yeah but that's like the most classically weird thing to do what a pint of milk
to like if you're anything at a pub or something
get milk
at a pub. See, McDonald's
has got you sorted because you can get that
in your Big Mac milk.
You can get the milk really. You can get a little milk
or a little milky. Do you think it's
weird that like you give kids
like little bowls of milk to drink with their
lunch? Well, milk is inherently
linked with like
development. Babies. Juvenileility
being a child.
I never drank milk as a child
Mother's milk or
or moo-mo-milk
Pastery's milk
Milk, no normal
Moomy milk
I didn't, I never had it as a child
The only time, the first time I ever drank milk
I was like 14 and I gagged and then put it on the floor
Would you do a jail gimmick where we get a few of those
Like, you know, those
Those things runners were, you know
It's like a sack
Yeah, cyclists as well.
Yeah, cyclists, whatever.
I'm not putting milk in it.
We all have, like, a couple sacks with milk next door,
so we have a little suck on the sack every night.
Do you know how bad that thing would smell?
Do you know how difficult it would be to get the milk out?
Yeah, and we can get, like, we can get a red milk,
we can get green milk, get blue milk.
We can keep swapping sacks, you know, having a little suck.
Well, let's get the red milk, will, yeah?
And the name can for that episode can be sacks, suck.
Yeah.
Sucking on the sack.
You can not get flagged.
No, sucking sack is not, is not...
Surely, that's not okay.
I mean, that is okay.
Yeah, I don't know about that one,
because I think we had, like,
milky regret got flagged, I think.
Really?
How did milky regret get...
I don't know.
It's, like, it's, like,
quite a sensitive algorithm.
It seems.
Yeah.
maybe the algorithm doesn't like milk
anti-milk algorithm
that's where they started
I need to get back on my anti-milk agenda
you do because ever since we had like regret
you've just been shugging milk every day
you've been gooned by
you know that flask I got for Christmas
yeah
full of milk
no no no don't
I drink a full flask of milk
every day
just to get you going
just to get the
Yeah.
Get the ball rolling.
Not even green milk either.
What kind of red?
The one that's...
Red is like water.
Mm, that all that jersey milk.
Bags you have in the sack with the jersey milk.
Well, you mean gold milk?
Yeah, goddamn.
Yeah.
With cream.
Well, it's like the creamiest milk you can get, you know?
Yeah, that's like, that's not...
It's like unfiltered.
It's just like gooey cow milk.
Yeah.
It's so good.
It's the milk without the dollops of shite in it.
Yeah.
Just straight out of the teat.
Team Acta Metal says this.
Hi, lads.
I was wondering what your thoughts on Big Mouth getting renewed for a seventh season?
Nice.
Have I tried watching more of it or doing another vid discussing it?
Or do you feel that you would just be repeating yourselves?
Cheers.
Yeah, it's...
I think we've got our fill of that.
We might as well make a dedicated Big Mouth channel
because it's just going to be the New Simpsons.
Where we're going to just going to be the Big Mouth,
the bit that big mouth YouTube channel it's probably
funnier than modern Simpsons maybe I'll give
it that really
no no no I won't give it that
Homer's got such a good voice though
yeah and see like the
no but Simpsons has animation that actually isn't
pukworthy
it's pretty bad it's pretty bad
but Bigmouth is bad
at least Big Mouth's got the shame
wizard
true
yeah I don't think I'll ever watch an episode of that shit ever again
you will
yeah it comes a point where like
when it's seventh the seventh season yeah what was the last time we talked about at the third
yeah that's that's the last suit well did we do four I can't remember you did four
might have been I don't know it like it's just blending and yeah one season like yeah
just awful yeah but quite it does have its funny moments no it doesn't the amount
of like weird comments on like some of those videos that people
We were like, well, you know what?
I know you don't like it, but for some of us, it taught us important, sexual things.
I learned how to goon.
Hey, bro.
Is that how bad?
Like, basic biology type stuff is like, I don't know, man.
Punished Eric says this.
I was going to let this one die, but given that you brought up your OC superheroes in a recent cast,
I really want to let you guys know.
In America, Flamer is actually a term for an extremely loud, flamboyantly gay man.
I'm not surprised you didn't know, as it's a bit of a dated term.
At best, the term is just an archetype of a gay person, and at first, it's a gay...
And at worst, it's a gay slur, sorry.
Now that I find your superhero name offensive, quite the opposite.
Sorry, not that I find your superhero name offensive, quite the opposite.
I found it very funny, hearing you guys sing the theme songs for Icer and Flamer.
Love the cast boys.
I can't wait to see your next superhero creation, which is accidentally racist.
I think that just makes Flamer even cooler, to be honest.
Yeah. Or get this.
Flamer first gay superhero mate, like gets his own film in the MCU.
Yeah.
What do you think, James?
Flamer.
You see, it becomes offensive.
If he is gay, am we calling him Flammer?
No, because I think that it's such like, you know, it's like that, it's what makes, like, some of the South Park jokes so funny, where they, the kid characters doing something innocent, but, like, and being, like, offensive or, like, just totally misinterpreting something.
And we were just, like, kids on the trampoline.
I had no idea.
Yeah, but I did, as an adult, I don't know what Flamer is.
Well, with the punished Eric just described.
I don't think I've never heard that
I'm in the UK before
But there's all sorts of
You know insults out there you know
What would your superhero be James
If there's Flamer Iser
Stinker
Oh wait
Stinker must have been like them
There was acid man
Yeah acid man and alkali man
They cancelled each other out sort of
Yeah
Well it's like
like the flash and the anti-flash or whatever
yeah
but I swear there was a fart one
yeah it's like your kid
of course there's gonna be a fart related superhero
or was that just thunderpants
yeah that would have been thunderpants
James or cruder
his power is crude oil
bad
bad mix with flamer
exactly that's that's where they should team up
like a team up and ice is like
he can have
what's that gas
like nitrogen or whatever
really cold
yeah
you can have nitrogen
er
nitron
yeah nitron's pretty good
yeah
I think we've got a whole sweet now
yeah
and what what's their
like Avengers Justice League team called
oh
decimators
Periodic table.
The decimators.
That sounds like the bad guys.
Yeah, but they are.
Are they not the bad guys?
Issa was a good guy.
Well, he's not in...
Flam is a good guy.
No, Issa was like...
He doesn't take a side.
He's a lone wolf type guy.
He's like the Batman of the decimators.
Cole 375 says, thoughts on Starfield.
Personally, after being so enamored with 4-726, I can't wait for another Bethesda game.
that shooting game play genuinely looks awful though
but the ship customization RPG mechanics and scope
actually do have my hype for the game
hopefully they can polish it up a bit and deliver on that vision game on
so straight off the bat they are stupidly ambitious with it
because they're saying like a thousand planets and that's not going to be the case
yeah but when saying a thousand planets means nothing
it doesn't mean anything like what the scope of the 1,000 planets
yeah like literally a planet no I feel
think that what they're going to be it's just going to be like outer worlds versus like one
specifically designed area on that planet and that's it it's like mass of those yeah but i
won't think there'll be a thousand i think there'll be more like 50 at launch maybe another 50 deal
i really think so i believe there'll be a thousand but the quality of those thousand will be
you can't you can't it'll be planets like akin to a cave and sky room yeah i don't think
you can intricately make a thousand things the development time would be 10
tens of years
if they're going for that type of scope
it's going to be randomly generated
and the quality is not going to be there
unless it means like
each planet has this segment
that you're in and they're quite small
maybe
don't mind that in concept necessarily
the craftic the base building
just looks like a small improvement
on Fallout 4 that it can be nice
if you can build your bases and have your ship
there and that you travel everywhere through your base and you pick the planet and what not
that can be interesting the shipbuilding looks largely based on some of the war um not war funder um
one of those games that it's like you create a vehicle and you fight people in them yeah yeah
that that could be really interesting that the main part of that is how much depth they have with
that how much options you have can you make gun ships can you make motherships citadel ships
fighters
the thing
Bethesda
have always
been bad with
though
is like
choice isn't really a thing
it is just numbers
you know
so stats
it could end up
being really boring
where like there's just
the obvious
so like if you did
two playthroughs
you basically do it
no that's that's all it is
the perk system
they showed
was just like
they were buffs
it was like
five levels
of one
like two or three
in each one
and it was just like
out of five.
The most generic, like, non-existent
leveling character building system
because there's no uniqueness.
Because that's the thing with Fall Outer Vegas,
it did it so well on that you can min-maxi's crazy builds
and have, like, one-hit MLA people,
and there's snipers, and then you can have that variety,
but the perk system, just like Fallout 4 just seemed to be,
you get an extra 1%, an extra 2% critical damage.
Non-existent, there's no point having that system
because it's completely uninteresting.
You're not being captivated by builds when it's just stat boosts.
Yeah, for me, I was kind of intrigued until, like, what Cole said,
like, the shooting gameplay began.
I said, oh.
When I saw the shooting gameplay, it just, it looked,
it genuinely looked like the same as Outer World.
Just, like, kind of bare basic.
I don't know, but even Outer Worlds, like,
it's kind of got that over-the-top art direction,
and they're, like, showing all the, like, weird, wacky,
guns and the trailers and stuff. It's way more like Starfields like
obviously trying to be quite grounded. It just seems to be like Star Citizen.
That's the game it's gonna get compared to in terms of like scope. Well it seems
like it was gonna be compared to no man's sky. Yeah. But the gunplay generally
fallout new Vegas looks better in terms of gunplay. I know that's quite that is quite a hot
take. But the gameplay looked like really generic like MMO online type
game. Yeah. I just find the way people talk about
about like these games so weird like it always jumps to like yeah but no one actually
cares about the gameplay but here's the thing but i kind of really do if if the world has if
the world has big scope that could be randomly generated it's not going to be handcrafted so it could
be quite shit if the shipbuilding isn't as vast as we think it is that's going to be quite
shit the arpegy elements aren't there so that's a bit shit the gameplay's a bit shit the story
is a bit shit what is the what is the game because that was the thing about like fall
like just mentioning it earlier,
if it just ran better and was smooth and felt good to play,
that would be such a big thing for me.
Like the bit, the reason like New Vegas specifically is like,
you know, it's one of those legendary games that it's just like...
But people criticised our New Vegas video for saying,
for criticizing the gameplay as if it's not valid because people like mod it.
Because that's another thing.
It's a huge focus on like, yeah,
people are already saying, yeah,
if loads of the maps are empty,
wastelands anyway, the modders can just do it in a way. Modder shouldn't be making your game
playable. Yeah, that's just personally not alluring to me. It's like if this game does nothing
incredibly well, I don't see the point in playing it. Because it's like you play New Vegas because
of the RPG part of it. The game plays crap and it's horrible to get through, but it's like those
moments of your build and your what you want to do and your story in the game is why you play
Vegas. It's why I've played
hundreds of, like, tens of playfews of
it. If Starfield does nothing
good, I'm not going to play it.
And their
method
of storytelling is just really not interesting to me.
They don't. They... Like, even
when I was most into Skyrim,
it wasn't because of the storytelling
in it. It was because of the stories I was
making through the exploration.
That's what they said. Todd Howe said in the
presentation was that it's about the stories you make.
But if none of the elements of the game are good,
you're not going to be making any cool stories and your own stuff
because there's nothing there to do that with.
I'm glad they've got rid of their main character's voice.
Bad idea.
No, good idea.
Yeah, no, as in having voices, it was a bad idea from that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't into that.
It makes you put a character onto this character that should be you.
So, that my idea.
And I'm glad it backfired because they learned.
Did it even backfire?
They've made loads of money on Fallout 4.
Yeah, but everyone hated it.
Everyone didn't.
Like, Fallout 4 was successful because New Vegas was so good.
Because it was a legendary game.
So that's why people are like,
Fallout 4 could be New Vegas better.
But people have Fallout 3.
Yeah.
That came on a very different time.
I think that's why.
Because going back to Fallout 3, it's like just New Vegas, but worse.
Like, how many copies does, like, a Fallout 3?
game so um a full out four sold a lot because of being a full out game and have
being like a legendary like oh so like as of march 2020 fall apparently sold 13.5 million
units which is which is a shit ton if not it's probably way more than that by now yeah
yeah but i'm not hoped for starfield i just i'm intrigued i want to see how it is but i'm
I think with it being on GamePass, so at least download it, you get to try.
That's the thing.
It's like you can always just GamePass wins.
But, yeah.
Out of all of the Bethesda Studios, like, what is, what is that one called?
That's Bethesda Studios.
That's the main Bethesda.
Yeah.
Because then they have.
They're actually the least interesting ones to me.
Yeah, because Arcane, Arcane, a super artsy.
Mm-hmm.
They're instantly, like, great.
And you got.
Id.
Yeah, Id.
Yeah.
who makes like the Wolfenstein games,
machine games.
Yeah.
They're good as well.
It's like,
a Bethesda have to prove themselves.
Yeah.
Well, they've got such like a focus on breadth,
that seems to be their thing.
It's like the map is even bigger.
Each time they've done it,
like, 4-76 is the biggest map we've ever made.
Now, Starfield, there are a thousand planets.
It's like, to me, that is not like...
Not that interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it feels like they should, I think what was so smart about Odom Ring is that they, from Soft, like, kind of created this genre and then refined this gameplay through making all this stuff, and then went big, like went huge, whereas when your thing from the get-go is size, massive, there's no core that it's built on that's like really satisfying in a fun loop.
but just like the
the size of
Eldon Ring
is really alluring to me
because of how like
intricately well thought through
thought through
the like
different areas are
it's simultaneously like
huge and overwhelming but weirdly manageable
yeah
with the way everything's presented
and the way like everything flows
yeah I don't know man
I was
maybe expecting a little bit more
I mean I was expecting less to be honest
Because like their previous game was 76
Yeah I guess
Kind of a tactical
Game release
You know
That's lower expectations
For our game that's like way to
Yeah so at least people will be like
Well at least it's not Fallout 76
Yeah
Yeah because now they just have to make like a decent game
And they look all right
send on this one from hollery was brought up in an episode that the field moped james had impregnated the relative of a guy that was jar james's sister was dating and the guy's family had thought our james was the one who impregnated her was there an update conclusion to this hilarious situation also any other stories involving the other james
I don't really know what they're talking about
What is this story
They worded that quite poorly
Because it was like
The other James' dad impregnated
We can have to break that question down again
So I can understand the steps
It was brought up in an episode
That the field moped James
So James House, other James house
Had impregnated the relative of a guy
That the Jarre James' sister was dating
that doesn't make sense
had impregnated
the relative of the guy
what
I can't remember it now
was it
yes that happened
that happened
yeah
when did that
when did we talk about that
early jar
surely that was
this elderly has a good memory
clearly
even I forgot this and this is like
somewhat
distant relative of my family.
So, the father of my sister's
kids, sister
was impregnated by James House, who's the
other James House. It isn't the me
who's related to my sister, whose
kids are related to
that's really fucking weird.
Yeah, that's confusing as hell, man.
What the fuck?
It's too much.
No, that is so.
weird though that the other James house is like now directly correlated to my actual
family which could which is which itself is actually an offshoot of my family the
house family here is actually related to my house family from wedding right so you're
what you know I think I generally think we but go back in the house the house
world the house whelm they a part of that family split off to Wiltshire
at some point and the name stayed in Wiltshire.
So the house family that's also in Wiltshire
that isn't the house family that I'm from
who moved to Wiltshire are related.
Share blood.
Yeah, at some point.
Which is actually really fucked up
down that the James House
who is somewhat related to...
That's fucking weird.
Honestly, if another James...
If another house family moves to Wiltshire
and is somehow...
to this house family's relate to that house family it'll be like the biggest fuck
fest ever I think on that note that's a beautiful place to end it the house
fuck fest yeah thank you for watching biblity boppy boy
You work back my death, you put my...
We need to let go of the past.
Kill it if we have to.
Exactly.
Augie, take you to your bed.
I think it's really, really fun.
Put it back up.
No.
It's supposed to be a democracy.
We're supposed to...
Oh no, that doesn't work.
A three people democracy doesn't work.
Yeah, it does.
Because you two are...
You just agree on everything.
No.
Yes.
You're hung up on some bullshit from the past.
You're talking about letting the past die.
You won't even leave a little picture of a funny character from a good movie up on the wall.
Good movie?
From a good movie.
Da-da-da-da-da.
Mommy made me mash my Eminem's.
Mother made me mash my Eminem.
my M&Ms
M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M.
Fucking hell, you're not doing the Pit Pop Poi, the new Pit Pop Poy. Do it. Do it.
You can do it, James.
Mommy made me mash my Mish. Oh, shut up. You're ruining it. You're ruining it.
You're ruining it. Mommy made me mash my Emmy Nams.
Mommy made me mash my favorite. Please, can we cancel this episode already? I'm
already annoyed by the Beltman Bros.
Mommy made me mash my mhmie.
Do you know how I know that?
Why?
It's like I look up like vocal warmups on YouTube.
Mommy made me mash by M&Ms.
Are you meta-gaming vocal warmups now?
Yeah, I have been for years.
I've not been.
This is my warm-up.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
She-shells.
Mommy made me mash my M-N-M-N-M-M-A-ha-ha.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
Which M and M is James's favorite?
No, Maltese is up.
Mommy made me mash my Maltises.
Mm, mm.
Do you want to go and make me a coffee, little?
You don't need enough one, you've had one.
No, take this with us.
Take this with us.
It's staying in the room.
What did you do?
Do you want me to teach you the argue song?
Hang on, let me put my drink down because if I laugh, I'll spill.
Goes a little something like this.
But...
And it goes a little something like this.
You ready?
Okay.
Goes bo-bipity boy.
Dibby-dibby-dop for the doi.
Man, this fucking sucks
man, I hate it.
Let's sing it to him and see what he does.
Blub-Bub-Tee-Bop to the boy.
He didn't do shit.
You have to do it in the voice.
Bob-Bipity boy.
No, I can't.
It's too much.
It's too far.
James will do it.
Teach it to James.
I don't know it.
No, I just taught you it.
It's too complex.
Bob-Bip-T-Bop-T-Bop-T-Bop to the
It's like his song
You're going to have to break that down
Because my brain can't
See, it's actually really complex
Bipity Bop de boy
No, do it into the mic at least
Bobipity Bop to the boy
It starts with Bobipity boy
Bobipit to the boy
Bibbidi Biptoe Biptoe
Boe Bop boy
I like James's one
Bipity Bop de boy
James always takes it and just improves it
Bo bippity boy
You let's see, look what's happening to him
It's like AISM to him
He's just like
Yeah, everything's Aesam to him to you
Bipity Pop did a boy
Bo Bipity boy
no
Ulani Loi
I love Loi
I love Loi
I love Loi so much
Finally we got it on
We got it recorded folks
We got it
Ladies and gentlemen
That's a wrap
The best thing is
I managed to have two
Trista accounts
One premium boy
The other premium Loi
It's my greatest accomplishment
One's like
piss a dick and the other one is me.
No, I love it. Um, because my gamer tag is
Premium Voie.
People, um, like if I'm an Apex
or whatever and they've got a mic, they're always like, Premium. Premium this way. Come on.
So fucking awesome.
No, people just, people just for me,
because my Steam name is House.
It's either Doctor House jokes or Mr. House jokes.
No in between.
Maybe we should be Bob, Bipitian boy.
It's too late.
I'm Portie.
No,
Voie actually
started something
It started
Avalanche that cannot be stopped
You could say it started a voyage
Thanks to Paisley
I'd just go out to going
Voie boy boy boy
That's where it all began
Come here loy
Lois
Come here loy
Nooy
Now's become bivety bop to the boy
