JAR Media Posdact - UP to go DOWN - JARCast Episode 280

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:31 Housekeeping 17:27 Catch Up Question Time B...egins 18:52 Wanting to be done with JAR 23:00 The Red Arrows Interrupt 23:41 Youngest & Oldest JARlings 26:52 Fruit Tier List 35:48 Thoughts on The Boys so Far 36:48 Troll Face Becomes Real 37:56 Alex Rants about Quindle 39:22 Feedback on James' Take 41:10 Where did the jar theme come from? 41:27 James Shuts it Down 42:22 Mid Break 43:30 Games that dissapointed or exceeded expectations 50:15 Milk Maniac Writes In 55:28 Big Mouth Season 7 57:15 An Accidental Upset 1:00:44 Thoughts on Starfield 1:10:42 The Other James House 1:14:11 Bonus Moments

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 280 of the jar cast. 280. I'm your mommy M&M, Alex, joined by Mash and something else. Gravy. Ooh. Mommy, maybe. This is the cast where we talk about nothing Where there's nothing is on the table
Starting point is 00:00:37 Nothing is nothing is literally on the table What do you mean? That's just a lie This episode is going to be about nothing The concept of nothing and we're going to break down Really what nothing means Because in a way nothing is everything Or is it?
Starting point is 00:00:55 Is nothing something? James Oh Yes Mother made me mashmine It's like space Space is empty But it's not filled with nothing
Starting point is 00:01:12 No it's filled with nothing No it's filled with toydarians And it is empty Royd radians Before we get too deep into this show Let me shout out the JAR Media patrons We get the names read out In the first week of every month
Starting point is 00:01:24 If you're a certainty or above and make the audio versions of the show Poscibly support us on Patreon because every episode keeps being flagged for our profuse language abuse we talk about COVID every episode
Starting point is 00:01:41 and we get it flagged they must have like recently tweaked their horrible auto-detect algorithms so now if you say poo-poo too many times they go and then I always say I always appeal it and I just like imagining
Starting point is 00:01:56 someone at YouTube working there like watching in like Mommy made me mash me so
Starting point is 00:02:04 I imagine it's one hell of it did a whole job to be any type of Facebook YouTube Twitter like modulates
Starting point is 00:02:14 on Facebook then people can't do it for a long period of time no you're talking about so much
Starting point is 00:02:20 messed up stuff yeah no I'm pretty sure even Mark's up I was like no you don't get PTSD from the torture
Starting point is 00:02:26 we literally show you I remember watching an interview with a guy and it was just like yeah I'm mentally ill now yeah and they don't give I've listened to like
Starting point is 00:02:36 interviews and podcasts with like similar people who've done these jobs for Facebook and Twitter all these places it sounds horrifying because you're going to see like the actual worst
Starting point is 00:02:46 of the worst and like especially when it's certain content and it's like up to you to like identify individuals and stuff like this is I don't know
Starting point is 00:02:56 you can be mentally sound and not actually like just break you yeah in some way yeah yeah messed up and a really funny way to get us going this one's definitely not getting flagged eh eh hey it's just why don't we just sing on the mommy song for nara-and-ho-m mommy ma-me-me-ma ya-my that's the good bit that's the bit that you're waiting for that's the bit james likes yeah Um, just want to shout out the, uh, hedgehog that I saw last night. I put it on my secret Twitter and it was, it was like a real dibby moment. They, hedgehogs are dimmy dibs.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I did. I saw it about half an hour ago. And I saw a hedgehog just a couple days ago as well. Did it, did it do the funny, uh, freezing on the spot and then run like a dibby thing? No, it, it like ran directly to a wall and just stopped. and then I got like close and took a picture of it and it was just like still and then I just walked off I feel so of hedgehogs
Starting point is 00:04:04 because they are and yeah they get completely annihilated I'm surprised there's any of them left and that's really sad because they're really cute harmless animals they're too cute for this world yeah that's why they get brutalized on the public raids
Starting point is 00:04:20 but like if if a car type I guess they're spines no I'm 100% sure people aim for them. Really? 100%. Every time a Kedra was one out in front of me, it's always been between the tyres.
Starting point is 00:04:33 So it's fine. I think there's saddest out there in these cars called range rovers. And they just... They're so high up. They probably don't even see the poor bastards trying to cross. But do you not, can you not get
Starting point is 00:04:46 like a flat tire from the spines going to... No. So it's a tire. Yeah, it's a tire, Alex. But I don't know how, like, powerful the hedgehogs. Spines there? Flesh.
Starting point is 00:04:59 We had, this is tire. We had a neighbor who had these like Jack Russell's that would attack hedgehogs. And they had such high prey drive. They would like bite the hedgehogs until their mouths were bleeding. And they wouldn't stop them. Some psycho stuff right there, man. Yeah. Can you imagine the pain of biting a hedgehog?
Starting point is 00:05:21 But they're not stopping you and you're just going back for more and more. That's a really not liked hedgehogs. Not very nice, is it? A bit like the housekeeping segment we're about to do. Will we round off and address some of the comments left on the previous video about what we've been talking about? Just like Finlay Gibb did who's going to get us going. James saying,
Starting point is 00:05:48 what would I do if I wasn't in the goon hole? Really struck a chord with me. I think one of the worst effects of this new absence of boredom is you never have to find a new thing to do, learn a new skill, start a hobby that brings you joy, form real connections to people. Of course, we still do these things in the brief moments our head are free from the endless suck. But nobody is sitting around like, shit, I have nothing to do. I guess I'll learn to play the piano and join a walking group. Sorry for the long, long, and a merry bear bear to all who do declare.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Because the thing with gooning is not gooning sexually. It's like you're in the Facebook goon. you're in the Instagram goonhole, you're just getting sucked in by... Yeah, we've kind of just used it as a synonym for, um, like addiction, basically. Yeah. Yeah. And it, it does like, kill creativity. Yeah. Being in the goonhole, like, not being bored.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Bored in his core to art. Yeah. To get to improving as a person, you need to be bored at some point, I think. Well, if you want, like, if you, because then you start thinking about, like, ways of expressing yourself, you know. Well, like, when we were kids, and you're like, Mommy, made me mash my... Fuck, I've actually forgot where it's going.
Starting point is 00:07:03 I was going to do a good thing. No, no, stop. You need to stop this now. It's getting out of hand. Why, what, you want to talk about Quindle instead? No, no, no, I'm one about getting one of this stupid mummy, made me mash my potatoes, whatever the... Oh, you really made it random there.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah, so when you're bored, it's just like, mom, can we go, can we not go, go out? and then you just fight you just abuse your brother because you've got nothing better do of your time that's when you pretend you're general grievous
Starting point is 00:07:32 and go you know and literally abuse your brother like smack him really hard with a lightsaber which is what you clearly done did he ever smack you the lightsaber
Starting point is 00:07:44 probably but it wasn't really Alex's style mine was more like psychological mind games that was my style you were a gaslighter Alex was like Come, Dormammu from Doctor Strange.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Oh, nice, nice, uh, MCU reference. Yeah, no problem. Please, don't go back. Dormamo. I'm going to defeat you. Ha ha. Right, Sumer said this. I've been watching the channel for, since the beginning, an IHE since 50k subs or something.
Starting point is 00:08:21 And it's been a very bizarre parasocial relationship. Like many chowlings, I've had multiple dreams featuring JAR members despite never coming close to meeting any of them. Yet at the same time, it's comforting to hear that they struggle with many of the same problems I've had, like addiction or the social media goon haul. I don't know what else to say except Game On. Buy our buyers. That's why we're the realist MFers out there. You ain't relating to Haysim.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Don't get much real. He's hasten? I probably don't know. I don't know. How long have you been bringing up the Haysen thing? It's been a while, hasn't it? Yeah. It's just one my go-to, just turn.
Starting point is 00:08:57 And if there's an example of anything, just being faux hasten out there. Cajol says, as much as I love the pig, in reference to the pig that joined the set recently, I don't think it holds a candle to the iconic pig on that wooden stool. What do you think about that, James? I disagree. I feel like they fill different markets, different niches. Yeah, but like the pig stool is actually really useful.
Starting point is 00:09:22 to me like the pig stool is what you make once you're inspired after seeing something like that yeah you know I don't like either of them well you don't even like the stool no I know that I hate things in this room do you like nothing nothing bro I don't like anything in this room not the Richard Hammond book not Mel Gibson I don't know I generally tank Dempsey
Starting point is 00:09:44 no tank Dempsey's the only thing I like I generally hate everything in this room what about the golden gorilla Yeah, about the golden... No, what about the leopard plant, guys? No, I don't. I generally... What about the Carribeau card?
Starting point is 00:10:00 The Magic Roundabout print. There's so much to choose from. No, I... I see... The Magic Roundabout is funny, and I think that's the best kind of humour this film has. Like, this isn't... None of this...
Starting point is 00:10:11 What about Ruby Dee? Don't like Ruby Doe. What about Duck Bill o'gaming? What about Max Payne? What about that? Come on, he got it. I feel like that. And I do like Max Payne because they're really funny.
Starting point is 00:10:24 I like thoughts. I do like thoughts as well, but like the detective from Batman or whatever that is. Honestly, no, no, no. It's gone. What's wrong with that one? It's a good one. He's going to flush it down the toilet. Gone.
Starting point is 00:10:46 That's messed up, man. That's going to be a controversial moment. It's not gone, though. It's just moved. It's because I can't throw out the window. That human Lauren says, Bear Bear, this is really weird, but I'm currently doing a lot of research
Starting point is 00:11:00 around the evolution of social media. All right, this is in reference to last episode that was the WhatsApp debate is WhatsApp social media. After you guys fucking slammed me and were arguing with me and saying I was a fucking idiot. You are? Yeah, doing a lot of research around the evolution of social media
Starting point is 00:11:21 for a uni project and here's my thoughts on the WhatsApp discussion. Having read way too many academic papers on this, the only definitions that most people seem to agree on for a social media platform is that it's a place on the internet where people can create profiles to share some form of content with other people with profiles. With every platform converging into one now, they're basically becoming indistinguishable from each other. So saying it needs to have X feature to be a social network is too pedantic because of how quickly it's changing. Technically based on the definition, WhatsApp, and we chat our social media platforms. Also, every data set ranking, the most popular social media platforms all include WhatsApp, so apparently industry professionals
Starting point is 00:11:59 consider it important enough to gather metrics for their marketing team. I guess that also means the apps that are only used for messaging count as social media question mark. Personally, I think mass communication should be important, but apparently that's still a controversial tick. So I'll take my apology in the form. of Because one person agrees with you Sorry bro, that's not how No, I think I'm on Alex's side now
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yes I've ensued But that was never the Discussion No, no, yeah it was No Also, you framed it as if we Made the debate
Starting point is 00:12:43 About the definition But were you Were you not the one Who Googled the definition? Yeah, because I was being slammed in a group argument where everyone was disagreeing with me. So I was like, I'm getting gaslit over here, I've got to like check. You got gaslit so hard where you just decided not to cast that day. Literally.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Not true. Absolutely true. There's a timeline where that episode was recorded and it was the worst. It was the best episode we ever made. No, bro. No, no, to be fair, we should do an episode like that because there's been too many episodes
Starting point is 00:13:24 but I've been in that position where we've done them anyway. It's so neat, equality. No, I'm man. A puffin said this. I'm an animal technician and actually do do experiments with rats while listening to the cast. LMAO.
Starting point is 00:13:40 No, you don't. These are getting too silly. I believe him. These are getting so silly, dude. Well, you don't believe he's an animal technician. Animal technician. Like we talk about we talk about rats
Starting point is 00:13:54 going through the rat race of life in the maze or whatever. And then there's a guy actually doing rats while listening to Jar the rat cast. Yeah. But I think that's an incredible job.
Starting point is 00:14:11 If your job is to like give rats cheese going through mazes. I don't think that that's the type of technician they are. Yeah, that's what he said. No, we're talking about a Watt technician, which is testing on them. Yeah. Yeah, probably killing them.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Why do you go there? Well, they've got to find out what is safe for humans, and most of the time is probably not safe for Wats. They're probably combining, like, different animal DNAs to try and, like, vampire bat DNA into rats. Yeah, trying to make Morbius real. Yeah. Cline rats. imagine if this guy makes the first ever like perfect clone the perfect morbius rat listening to Jock do we get credit then I think we we would in an abstract kind of way
Starting point is 00:15:01 yeah in a roundabout way I'd say it's thanks to us yeah if he wasn't entertained he wouldn't have had the motivation to if he wasn't although what if what if that's how he accidentally comes up with some kind of discovery where he's like about to inject something but then he's laughing so much at the cast and he accidentally injects himself and turns into Morbius C Rook said this
Starting point is 00:15:25 My family used to have a pig Nearly identical To the one on the set We painted it vibrant pink And placed it on my mum's Mother's grave It's pretty fucking dark Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:15:39 I thought this is this person Had an actual pig It's the same pig I thought they had like a life A real life pig that looked like that. Yeah, and they put it on the grave. Cool.
Starting point is 00:15:51 This is the one where like, we're trying, we're like, everything would bring it up is just like going down, you know? It's going up to come down. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:16:00 Well, yeah, what you're about? What are you saying? You know what I'm saying? Everything is trying to keep at jovial and then it's just going down. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah, I see. No, no, this is, this is us talking about stuff and it just like comes into reality. Up to go.
Starting point is 00:16:16 down. Yeah. Like we talk about rats and suddenly like rats exist. Talk about pigs and suddenly they're appearing on graves. Yeah. It's in the section of this one from lame but aesthetic. I know Alex didn't just say that Jurassic Park is a shit movie. Hopefully he means Jurassic World. I did mean Jurassic World. I think I said something like the new Jurassic Park is shit on an offhand comment last episode. So I want to clarify that. Which it is. Yeah. It's worse than shit. It's probably the third best film I've seen this year. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 It's still really cool and stuff. Well, what have you seen this year? Three movies. Which ones? Morbius. Have you seen Morbius? No, I haven't seen Moabius. I went to Swindon to see it.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I know you saw Morbius. I've seen, um, Obi-1 episode three. I've seen... None of the others, though. I've seen the last Stranger Things episode. And Jurassic World. Well, change of things is probably worst out of the three.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Yeah. So last episode, because we had such a jam-packed conversation, we didn't really make it to the Reddit question thread. A jam-packed conversation where me and James were right about social media. So you're proven wrong by academic truth, I'm afraid. Ain't no such thing. Ain't no such thing as true. proof in academia?
Starting point is 00:17:48 Not to get too political, but do you see that stuff with Carl Rittenhouse he's like, created this game where you like shoot at like fake news or whatever. Shoot at fake news? Yeah, like the villains are like fake news personified.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Oh. Is it good though? Is it a good game? It's like Doom. Really? No, I don't know. I just saw the headline. It's like Dune the movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:16 So we can do like a mega ultra question thing? Epic. What do you think? We can do that till the mid-break and then just goon our way through the questions. I'll just start gooning now, boys. That's the whole part of the goon. The goon doesn't pass quickly. The goon stays.
Starting point is 00:18:33 You stay on the goon for hours. Mr. Blue Pumpkin's going to get us going with a, I don't know, kind of a heavy one, actually. Has there ever been a... To put it down. Up to go down up to go down Just like the economy Has ever been a period of jar
Starting point is 00:18:53 Where everyone wanted to just be done with the project Or to say it better What has been the lowest point for the podcast? I say this because jar has been one of the most consistent things It's been in my life I've been listening since 2016 And in all that time only one Monday was missed It's kind of fascinating to see how everyone at jar has changed
Starting point is 00:19:10 Along with myself I kind of treat crackhead era jar As a time capsule for my early team life Anyway, hopefully I'll be able to say the exact same thing about this era in another six years time Um, yeah Every episode I knew you were gonna say some shit like that For me there was one where
Starting point is 00:19:30 No, I think there's not been a time when it's all the same time There was a part where I was struggling It must have been like 2018, 2019 kind of time Where Like The suggestion thread and the comments and shit were like such low quality and I had to just make up so much shit and like carry it completely on my own whereas like I don't know how sustainable like I don't know how long I can keep doing this
Starting point is 00:19:58 but that was a long time ago now I don't think that I don't think that is kind of like the point though so when were you at your lowest because obviously no but when you're mentally at your lowest you don't want to do jar um yeah corncast era yeah corncaste still was probably the most in sync we've been in giving up. But it wasn't in giving up, though, because we still released an episode every week. Yeah, but we dragged ourselves through hell to do that. Yeah, but it was also like, I'm glad we did do that now. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:20:36 It's like miserable at the time I was. We were all miserable. Because there were some, like, funny moments in those episodes still. Mojovae. That was the Mojovae. Did she, the greatest thing? Mojov. And the whole, the whole, I think the first one is actually genuinely really funny with the,
Starting point is 00:20:54 oh yeah, because we, we embrace the role play. Yeah, it was funny. It was like so miserable around then and like being able to have a joke. But at that point, there was more optimism in us as well because we didn't know how long this was going to be. But when it went to week 50, it was like, we did 42, that's right, we did 42 episodes. Really? Yeah, that's 42 weeks of lockdown. That's horrible to think about.
Starting point is 00:21:22 And pretty much the majority of those 42 was getting fucking fucked every night. Like a whole bottle of one, every jar cast, pretty much. But what was the game we did for the first one? The forest. Yeah, the forest, yeah, so there's just so many layers of humour to that one, to me. So I'm fond of that one, but otherwise, man. Yeah, the whole G-mod ones were like, they were bad. No, they were great
Starting point is 00:21:47 Not some visual humour The thing with this question Is that there's been times And I've wanted to give up with John I have There's a lot of absences early on Early Joe And it's since like three, four years ago When I've been pretty much here every week
Starting point is 00:22:04 Yeah, there was like a turning point Whenever it was Yeah I've wanted to I did want to just like give up on Joe back then Because you know Mental health was so atrocious It was like, I can't do this anymore.
Starting point is 00:22:19 No, but I think that's what's cool is sticking through. So now there's like, there's so many episodes, there's so many eras. So there are all these like different ups and downs for each of us separately. Yeah, no, it's weird that we've had a YouTube channel spanning so long that that's even visible because it's like there's so many content creators that make game videos and whatnot. You can't see clear evolution in the who they are because of the content they make. And the fact that you can see that out of Jaya is actually phenomenal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:51 On similar kind of lines, diligent Hovercraft 37, so this, it has now been 11 years since I first started watching Jaya, with my first video being that that is a really loud plane that's flying over. Red arrows? Is that actually? Careful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Oh, yeah. Was it actually the red arrows? Yeah. Oh, cool. Oh, man. They're gone. They were white over. Like they came.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I could hear them. I wonder if the mics picked that up. That was really loud. Yeah. They were flying in formation street. It scared Augie, even. Bad boy. Augie, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I'm sorry. Paisley. Who's the golden one? Who's the golden girl? Yeah, where we was, it's now been 11 years since I first started watching Jha with my first video being
Starting point is 00:23:45 the crisis two film trailer on man man man boy boy man what you mean no no no no listen let me finish it i would have been an innocent nine-year-old child when that video corrupted me so how i found it i don't know how old do you think the youngest and oldest jar fans are there are probably parents that watch the cast with their young children do you think babies should be counted as the youngest jar fans or do you think it should only include those that actively seek out the videos bear bear gamers no way we did not do the crisis video 11 years ago yeah oh easily no there's no nobody no I can't know nobody I can't I can't believe this there's no way this person actually watched that video back then is like that's such a deep cut why like why would they bring it up that's strange
Starting point is 00:24:34 imagine imagine watching that video and then because that's totally like a nine-year-old thing like you're just like just through the depths of YouTube and you just stumble across some random No, it's crazy that that someone is connected. That's connected that they found JAR. But that means they went from Manman to probably R&L to JAR. No, but that's if they were a consistent
Starting point is 00:24:55 viewer, they might have just seen R&G. How? How? How would they possibly... No, I have these around that time because like when you have around 200 to like 400 subs on YouTube, like if there are like people that just stay around, you remember them. And
Starting point is 00:25:11 were like two or three that were just like where's the new R&L video guys it's like a real thing it's it I think that stage of YouTube is really like sweet yeah it's really innocent is the crisis video alive
Starting point is 00:25:28 um but did that one it is live no it's not like I'd it might be on my man man oh last hope actually and I
Starting point is 00:25:40 that video is It's incredible. Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, it's really cool. No, no. But how old do you think the youngest and oldest jail fans are? Youngest is probably literally like five years old. We have answered this question before.
Starting point is 00:25:52 No, I'm in a whim, I reckon. A fetus. But yeah, that doesn't count, no, because they're not really consenting to listen. They're not like going out of the way. But, but, like, you play a baby in a fetus, Beethoven, and that baby's going to grow up a genius. Maybe the inverse They should do some
Starting point is 00:26:16 Some experiments Some academic tests on that one The person experimenting on whaps Waps, rats Could be rap Yeah what happens to a rap If they were exposed to JAR Media podcast playlist
Starting point is 00:26:29 See what happens to it They start to cooperate And They gain sentience They gain sentience They've got like warehouses and they're just playing all these like different podcasts seeing like which one is going to No one's listening to Jira building like cars of little cities Little rat cities
Starting point is 00:26:52 Saddest giraffe says Quinn Quinn tier list of fruit What? It was a tier list of fruit. Okay, s berries I like berries What are all berries? Most berries to be honest I'm gonna say prunes S tier.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Fuck off No, that's bullshit Okay Bananas B tier Apricots S tier tomato S tier
Starting point is 00:27:20 They are quite versatile Yeah But ketchup sucks What? Awful sauce James James Um
Starting point is 00:27:30 X tier is banana What is X tier is that good or bad No A is the A and S is the best. So X is clearly like shit. I hate S tier. Where did
Starting point is 00:27:43 S tier come from? Sonic Sonic tier. Yeah. Why is S above A? Super. Because Sonic. Because he's so fast. He's faster than A. No, A is an Apache gun ship bro. Do you know how fast they go? How fast is a
Starting point is 00:28:01 red arrow go? Okay, let me just go get out of my camera and I'll zoom in on the flames and be like, That is going... They can probably do 400 maybe, I don't know. Bullshit, nothing can go 400. That's too fast. Have you seen me on a bicycle going downhill into a fence?
Starting point is 00:28:19 What about apples? What do you think of apples? Apples are solid S. If they're pink lady. No, because apples have the capacity to be fab. But they... Relatively often are flowery or just... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:35 But that's probably more of a... where we live type thing. You know? Are we talking about fruit only when they're at their best? Yeah. Yeah, like it's quite like I could like like peaches are amazing. You can always get a shit peach. Doesn't mean peaches aren't amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:52 But when you buy peaches, how often are the? No, I would say to answer it like the best version of one. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, because the way this is done is like if it can have a best version. because bananas can't that's why they're shit
Starting point is 00:29:07 because there's no good banana no no no no no good banana I'm thinking about you want to go buy a fruit like maybe I'd quite enjoy an apple in this moment but I might not want to risk it you know because I might buy
Starting point is 00:29:26 a bag of apples and they all suck not if you buy it really that's limiting it too much to our geography because like say the same question in your own like Spain yeah then the same like peach you're going to get is typically going to be better yeah but but then so we can't have light cheese on the list is that what you're saying well actually that's a good that's a good subject to bring out no no no no you're thinking of this one because C C pomegranate, it's A.
Starting point is 00:29:58 No, S-T is potato. It's not fucking food, dig-ed. Well, no. Tomato is a fruit. Also, even in vegetables, potatoes fucking beat it. You can make chips. Yeah? Where would you get?
Starting point is 00:30:17 Cucumber. Cucumber. Cucumbus are with banana. S. No. No, no, no, no. Cucumber is potentially my favorite fruit. Stick cucumber.
Starting point is 00:30:27 in anything it ruins it. What is a... They're gherkins as well? They become gherkins. Cucumbas are gherkins? No. Yeah. They say you don't know nothing from Jarre.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Okay, no, I've got a difficult one. What? Raisins. Grapes are S-tier, in my opinion. Grapes? M. A-2. S-tier. Okay, now, green ones, A-tier.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Red or black, has to. Okay. Okay, no, what about, um, uh, wazberries? S. S. S. Strawberries, S. S.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Mango. Yes, dried mango. Watermelon? Uh, uh, uh, A or B? I'd say high A. It's a bit of a palava. Yeah. But that, but you can say that about mango, though, so.
Starting point is 00:31:21 A bit of mango, I just, like, cut the skin off and eat it like an apple. You can't do that with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a, with a melon. Watermelon is, is, um, ex-ta with banana and cucumber. No, but normal melons, not watermelons. They're closer to ass. They're, I like them both. I guess there's, the watermelons have the seeds. And they're, like, less intense flavor.
Starting point is 00:31:49 That's kind of nice, though, they're, like, refreshing. It's like, it's like drinking a glass of water. It's like, eating a glass of water. But of, like, a nice flavor with it. Yeah, but it's nice. to have that intensity. Like, when I'm eating some fruit, I really want to get a hit of something power.
Starting point is 00:32:03 You know something power? Something power. Oh, okay. What about... Cherries. Ooh, S. Yeah. Blueberries.
Starting point is 00:32:13 S. A, maybe B. No, S. No, because you'll be eating them like, hmm, these are nice, and then you just chuck one in your mouth, bite, and it's just like... That's why you give them a little squish?
Starting point is 00:32:24 No, that's... That's too much after. You know, like, you're basically put... You're saying that basically everything is good and is in S-A or B. Yeah, because fruit is... It's like, it's like, oh, which can't be chocolate's the best? It's like, obviously, they're all good. So why do you even bother?
Starting point is 00:32:39 But chocolate would be more... No, not at all. I think all chocolate is the spot. Unless it's liquid caramel. Not true. What about Hershey's? That's not chocolate. Pineapple.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Yeah, I was going to say pineapple. S. Pineapple is S because you can put it in one. And pizza? And pizza. What about, um, um, um, kiwi fruit? Oh. No, Kiwis, yes, I like Kiwis.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Yeah, Kiwis are very nice. I'd say Kiwis A. No. Again, it's a palava. Yeah, exactly. What about a Pavlova? What about orange? The basics.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Orange, uh, C. Oh, what about Satsuma? What about blood orange I'd say orange is A Yeah C Yeah Starfruit What?
Starting point is 00:33:35 I don't know Dragon Fraint And Passion fruit Passion fruit Passion fruit S Wow I'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:33:44 F because I've never Seamone in S Brutes What they're there No they're not What about Um, a Um
Starting point is 00:33:57 Bo, we can move on from this question. Coconut. That's a nut. That's a fruit, bro. What? It's called nut in the name. Cocoa Nut. This is the new one?
Starting point is 00:34:10 If you're talking about nuts, you might as our... Where does Nutella come on the list? You're just saying dumb shit now. Nut? Nah. But I thought
Starting point is 00:34:24 nuts are a fruit yeah no nuts are fruit coconut coconut almonds cashews I've really like coconut yeah I'm gonna say a I think coconut's ass what about there's a papaya I thought he said ass the liquid of the nut known as coconut water is used in beverages that's what I learned and it is it coconut milk coconut water coconut is the edible fruit of a coconut palm there's fruit you but is a nut a fruit? Yes No they're not
Starting point is 00:34:59 A nut is a fruit Yeah Did you not know In that case Pistachios S-tier We've spent too long on this Oh my god Pistachios are S-tier
Starting point is 00:35:15 But expensive man Yeah Peanuts A C Monkey nuts Brazil nuts. That's really stressing me out.
Starting point is 00:35:24 It's stressing me out as well. Sandy, just stop it. Oh, just ignore it. Just ignore it, it'll be fine. Ignoring, it will go away. Yeah. Although it's adding some nice vibrancy in motion to the video
Starting point is 00:35:37 version. Epic. It's like, um, it's like the giff of the studying um, lo-fi hip-hop beats. To chill too. Anime character with the cat. Uh, no boys one. Can't move us on then.
Starting point is 00:35:51 season three of the boys so far personally enjoying it a lot and episode five might have been my favorite episode in the entire series i haven't seen episode five yet but i am very much enjoying the shit yeah because we did the as good as they say on season two um and we had some like concerns in terms of like momentum and how they were going to keep it going and we're especially hung up on like the idea of giving the main characters like powers in any way but i like the way they're doing it's not just like even in the playing field it seems like there's going to be some kind of side effects or whatever
Starting point is 00:36:24 yeah so it's a cool a cool implementation bloody Nora no I think so um so yeah I'll agree though that I think the best episode probably is the hero-gazom one really you've watched it yeah yeah it's time good
Starting point is 00:36:42 might have to watch it today then if James leaves me alone for five fucking minutes No airsoy live in my fart has a pedantic one Roll play Alex wakes up one morning to discover that every man, woman and child on planet Earth's face Has been misshapen into the hyper realistic troll face Example photo for reference No one notices anything unusual but you
Starting point is 00:37:08 J and J are themselves T-Fed troll-faced Of course. And Quindle is the gremlin under the table. So here's the, there's the reference picture. That might be the thumbnail, to be honest, for this one. I don't really know what part of this is a roleplay, though,
Starting point is 00:37:32 because surely if it was like normal, I just be... Yeah, we'd just be normal. Yeah. And you'd be like, you look different and we'd be like, no, we don't. But surely that, that if... That would mean you're insane. I mean, yeah, that's the...
Starting point is 00:37:48 That would be, like, number one, right? Like, oh, I need to go get checked out. I've got to admit something, man. I'm kind of angry at the jarlings for the whole Quindle thing. Really? Yeah. You want to admit that to them? Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Okay. I do. Because, um, specifically it made last week's suggestion thread and it, luckily it wasn't an issue. Because we had that whole long conversation anyway, so we didn't even need to use question thread but it was ruined like it's yeah it's funny like have your jokes or whatever but you've ruined
Starting point is 00:38:24 the question thread for a whole like wait dude what are your thoughts on quindle um yeah um this is be quindle um and anyway we've already it's moving backward to address
Starting point is 00:38:38 quindle you know yeah we don't need to we don't we don't we don't acknowledge drama in jail past The past is the past Let the past die, kill us if you have to That's what it's referencing Wouldn't you remember the character
Starting point is 00:38:56 Quindle in episode 8? Adam Driver No, no, it's who episode 8 is like He gets killed By Adam Driver That's who he's saying that too Let the past die Kill Quindle if you have to
Starting point is 00:39:11 And Daisy Ridley goes I don't think so. Not on my watch. Nice one, good character. Jackaboose has a disagreement with James. I disagree with James' idea. The porn cannot be consumed healthfully at all. As someone who has had several friends and family members
Starting point is 00:39:33 health and lives hurt and destroyed by alcohol addiction, I sometimes feel as if it's impossible for people to drink or do drugs responsibly. And that just starting a connection in their brain between the drug and how, happiness sets them on the path to failure. As James was personally affected by porn addiction even closer since it's himself, I see something similar in what he's saying to the way I sometimes think. But ultimately, I think we have to look at the people doing these things, be it porn or alcohol, and not becoming addicted and not let the unfortunate victims overshadow everyone else. I think as long as you have the ability to self-reflect, you can stop it becoming a problem. I do think it definitely can be a problem and that all addiction should be seen as valid.
Starting point is 00:40:13 And I think a major part of the issue is that society as a whole doesn't take psychological addictions as seriously as physiological ones. Best of luck to both of the jar boys struggling with these things. Quick side note, VR porn just kind of sucks, I'm a... Although maybe I'm just not the kind of person to get sucked in by that kind of thing. You tried VR porn? And you didn't get stuck in the Goonville. more can be said about that. Do you agree?
Starting point is 00:40:47 I don't know. Tegoon or not to goon? There's this seems to be the top the first half of this question of it just seems to be counter contradicted by the second half. How's it?
Starting point is 00:41:03 I forgot. Too long of a question. Get a chingy says this. Where did the Jarm Media intro theme come from? we made it lo-fi beats to chill slash relaxity yeah
Starting point is 00:41:17 well we all just went tut tut tut da da da da da da we all did a layer and then layered it uh huh um oh revert to monkey
Starting point is 00:41:28 has another roleplay you might like Jones the jamie has invented technology can no no no can we stop the wallplays you're not gonna let me read it no but this is actually a good one
Starting point is 00:41:39 no we passed the the roleplay era we had died pre-com COVID, we don't need to bring it back. I know. We just said we're saying COVID reinvigorated the role players. Yeah, we role played in the forest. That made sense, because we could role play. But you were so happy role playing.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Yeah, because we were in a game. Role playing in a game is very different to while playing on the set. Oh, well, can we do some GT online roleplays then? Oh, rollplay server. Yeah, let's go do roleplay server. I want to role play like a cashier in a petrol station. Should we do a mid-break and come back? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:42:38 Voie. Spider. Voie. Roy! Take your jacket off, you look like a wonk. No, I like this jacket. It's the only thing I actually look good. Welcome back to the second half of the one.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Bro, it's already been introduced with Bip-de-Bopter boy. No, that's more like a, at the end sort of thing, the hideaway tuck. The suck and tuck. So the second half of the cast where we... Oh, that's fucking foul! What did he do? He licked his finger and then sucked me. I'll suck you any time, boy.
Starting point is 00:43:12 time boy. This is the second half of the car, so we answer questions from the community, or in this episode's instance, continue to ask questions from the community to try and get things in order and grab those papers and put them on order and do one of those little on the table to make them more neat and tidy, you know what I'm saying? Like Leg 27 left this comment saying a couple of weeks ago, I bought God of War after hearing how great it was from my mates and people online. Although after playing it for a couple of days, I found that I didn't really enjoy the gameplay and wasn't really that grit by the story. Which game's heard? God of War, I assume, the remake. The new one, yeah. The reboot, whatever. However, I also managed
Starting point is 00:43:52 to pick up Dark Souls remastered, which I had heard a similar amount of praise for. I'm always halfway through and have been having an absolute blast with it. So my question is, are there any video games or movies that were hyped up for you and didn't live up to those expectations? or which did live up or even surpass them. Bear Bear, adorable piggyies from Rat. Lots of rats for this episode. GTA 5. Um, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Dive Eng. That was the one for me where like, it was kind of the opposite. There's no way this is like as impressive as it was in. was it 2013? I was genuinely like, I've never cared about this series before, but this is like really impressive. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Huh? Go on, say it a little louder? I don't know what you're about. Actually, when you crash in GTI4, it's much more cooler. You know, GTA4 is better, and I'll stand by that until the end of days.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Gtie 4 is more fun to play. It didn't even have a soundtrack by Dandering Dream. Um, it had a soundtrack by, uh, um, Pony West Well I noticed that it's got the Russian guy And he comes off the boat for 40 minutes
Starting point is 00:45:13 And I saw that 58 times Uh huh Yeah sure Yeah but honestly I'm gonna say The Fallout franchise Yeah That's a good one
Starting point is 00:45:30 No The one Actually know the one Um especially Fallout 4 when that game came out I tried man I was like ready
Starting point is 00:45:41 I played it for like 2 hours and I was like man this is really boring the thing of Fallout 4 is I went in with super high expectations because I just came off the like the most intense New Vegas binge and it was like
Starting point is 00:45:55 I play Full Out 4 and it's like a downgrade in every way possible so it's like I was anticipated for improvements and I only got but also like not being there for when Fall Out 3 came
Starting point is 00:46:09 out and just the way like game journos would talk about it and stuff and then actually finally getting around to playing it and being like this is like really funny dude this game is like really funny Liam Neeson yeah
Starting point is 00:46:23 it's just so jank what's that Nintendo game Mario no link Zelda Zelda was Beth of the Wild that one for which like over-hart everyone everyone was like
Starting point is 00:46:37 throwing flames for this one no no let me explain it's like everyone breath of the wild was like the biggest thing during that time period it was like this just changes it's like the best
Starting point is 00:46:46 one of the best open worlds but I played it and it did not hook me the same way and I did not get it I didn't understand and get gripped in by it not that it's a bad game
Starting point is 00:46:55 because I know that there is obvious like quality there it just didn't get me yeah it didn't get me either and I think it's because we both were exposed to it the same way well I just watched Rubin play it for like tens of hours yeah I did as well and it gave me headaches no that is the thing headache head the headache omeater
Starting point is 00:47:17 is a very very valid form of game criticism it's like if your headache a meter is maxed out of ten I'll say one that actually met the expectations for how it's being talked about for me in the seldom room yeah no that's that's all yeah because that's gripped all of us and I specifically wasn't a Dead Souls player
Starting point is 00:47:36 until Olden Wing like I'd never played Securo I tried Dark Souls 1 back when it came out never gripped me but then Eldermin was just like everyone's talking about it it's great and then
Starting point is 00:47:47 you know we got to the way Leucaria Academy and it was like oh I'm in I'm in Sekiro was another surpass one for me I was just like yeah These endorphins are really tickling my tummy
Starting point is 00:48:03 That is a tickle tummy game Yeah Sekra is still the best from soft game I'm afraid Yeah I think I'm there with you bro Well you can't say you've played one No I've been actually secretly been playing Dark Souls too Nice
Starting point is 00:48:19 Do you have an answer Something that disappointed you I can't really think of I think of that monster hunter game Monster World Yeah I gave that a little truce It's just not for me, that kind of thing. Yeah, it wasn't for me either.
Starting point is 00:48:32 It just felt too gooey. One of the ones is probably Bioshock Infinite just because of how it was portrayed by irrational games before its release. So it was like, I was expecting greatness and then it was not great. I really like that game still. No, yeah, once I got past my expectations,
Starting point is 00:48:53 it is a good game. See, Bioshock 2 is an inverse one for me. It took me a few tries to get into it, But once you get to a certain point in that game, it's just like solid. It's a really solid. It's really well designed. Really fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:08 It might have the best gameplay out of any of them. Yeah, it does. No, straight up does. Because that's my big problem with Infinite. Like, I love the art direction, the music, the whole aesthetic. But just the sandbox is just like... Yeah, game feel really good. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Gameplay loop. Not very good. It's like They did It's like torn Like it's like Really linear But it also kind of wants you to explore
Starting point is 00:49:34 And like Yeah Pick up the key and go back to this bit But it's like kind of Janky and awkward And you get lost There's no real good way Of navigating
Starting point is 00:49:42 It's just like You can tell the ambition Like really squeeze them on that way I think that game Would have been so much better If they held out For the next generation Potentially
Starting point is 00:49:51 But then that generation Was not next generation Because it was just slightly better graphics Xbox 360 Uh huh I should just been in the can 10 years it came out now on PC
Starting point is 00:50:03 it already was one of those development hell games though wasn't it yeah I think it's just a can Levine thing yeah his current games been in hell for ages as well yeah Barak alackin says bear bear jar lads I have a most shameful admission to make but I feel I must stand up for my fellow milk drinkers ever since I was a child milk is the only thing
Starting point is 00:50:25 I actually like to drink with a meal I never enjoyed sodas, juices, or water, and to this day I rarely drink any of them. Even drinks I enjoy, such as coffee or tea, I refuse to drink with food. Milk has taken over my brain, and I refuse to let you slander it, as anything other than the nectar of the gods bear bear on. Why, who drinks just milk? Okay, just, no, forget the milk for a second. Who only drinks coffee with their meals? That's weird by itself.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I think not enjoying water is like No, I find, no, I think I don't want to be, I don't want to say this 100%, but from what I have heard or looked into I think not enjoying water is actually like an ADHD thing There's like an overlap between people of ADHD and people and non, not drink, disliking water I can't say that for certain because I'm not professional
Starting point is 00:51:18 but that is an actual thing I just want to make that clear. I know people who are like that. Just better at mind. always been like I don't know it's never been a question in my mind like water is like everything starts of water yeah all the best drinks are made of water all of them they all you need to add water to all of it every soda every we have if you're drinking something it is mostly water yeah this is kind of psycho that I've got to admit yeah only drinking milk
Starting point is 00:51:48 that's like did you have like what would be like the most like bizarre meal to like you just finish up and then you're like you just had a steak and you're like hey no no here's the thing how do how do you eat out how do you go to like any night like fancy restaurant and be like oh i'm just going to order like the the lobster oh can i get some milk with that how do you do that they would probably have it there behind the butter right they're going to have milk yes obviously because some yeah but that's like the most classically weird thing to do what a pint of milk to like if you're anything at a pub or something get milk at a pub. See, McDonald's has got you sorted because you can get that
Starting point is 00:52:33 in your Big Mac milk. You can get the milk really. You can get a little milk or a little milky. Do you think it's weird that like you give kids like little bowls of milk to drink with their lunch? Well, milk is inherently linked with like development. Babies. Juvenileility
Starting point is 00:52:52 being a child. I never drank milk as a child Mother's milk or or moo-mo-milk Pastery's milk Milk, no normal Moomy milk I didn't, I never had it as a child
Starting point is 00:53:10 The only time, the first time I ever drank milk I was like 14 and I gagged and then put it on the floor Would you do a jail gimmick where we get a few of those Like, you know, those Those things runners were, you know It's like a sack Yeah, cyclists as well. Yeah, cyclists, whatever.
Starting point is 00:53:28 I'm not putting milk in it. We all have, like, a couple sacks with milk next door, so we have a little suck on the sack every night. Do you know how bad that thing would smell? Do you know how difficult it would be to get the milk out? Yeah, and we can get, like, we can get a red milk, we can get green milk, get blue milk. We can keep swapping sacks, you know, having a little suck.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Well, let's get the red milk, will, yeah? And the name can for that episode can be sacks, suck. Yeah. Sucking on the sack. You can not get flagged. No, sucking sack is not, is not... Surely, that's not okay. I mean, that is okay.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yeah, I don't know about that one, because I think we had, like, milky regret got flagged, I think. Really? How did milky regret get... I don't know. It's, like, it's, like, quite a sensitive algorithm.
Starting point is 00:54:22 It seems. Yeah. maybe the algorithm doesn't like milk anti-milk algorithm that's where they started I need to get back on my anti-milk agenda you do because ever since we had like regret you've just been shugging milk every day
Starting point is 00:54:39 you've been gooned by you know that flask I got for Christmas yeah full of milk no no no don't I drink a full flask of milk every day just to get you going
Starting point is 00:54:54 just to get the Yeah. Get the ball rolling. Not even green milk either. What kind of red? The one that's... Red is like water. Mm, that all that jersey milk.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Bags you have in the sack with the jersey milk. Well, you mean gold milk? Yeah, goddamn. Yeah. With cream. Well, it's like the creamiest milk you can get, you know? Yeah, that's like, that's not... It's like unfiltered.
Starting point is 00:55:16 It's just like gooey cow milk. Yeah. It's so good. It's the milk without the dollops of shite in it. Yeah. Just straight out of the teat. Team Acta Metal says this. Hi, lads.
Starting point is 00:55:31 I was wondering what your thoughts on Big Mouth getting renewed for a seventh season? Nice. Have I tried watching more of it or doing another vid discussing it? Or do you feel that you would just be repeating yourselves? Cheers. Yeah, it's... I think we've got our fill of that. We might as well make a dedicated Big Mouth channel
Starting point is 00:55:50 because it's just going to be the New Simpsons. Where we're going to just going to be the Big Mouth, the bit that big mouth YouTube channel it's probably funnier than modern Simpsons maybe I'll give it that really no no no I won't give it that Homer's got such a good voice though yeah and see like the
Starting point is 00:56:05 no but Simpsons has animation that actually isn't pukworthy it's pretty bad it's pretty bad but Bigmouth is bad at least Big Mouth's got the shame wizard true yeah I don't think I'll ever watch an episode of that shit ever again
Starting point is 00:56:22 you will yeah it comes a point where like when it's seventh the seventh season yeah what was the last time we talked about at the third yeah that's that's the last suit well did we do four I can't remember you did four might have been I don't know it like it's just blending and yeah one season like yeah just awful yeah but quite it does have its funny moments no it doesn't the amount of like weird comments on like some of those videos that people We were like, well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:56:55 I know you don't like it, but for some of us, it taught us important, sexual things. I learned how to goon. Hey, bro. Is that how bad? Like, basic biology type stuff is like, I don't know, man. Punished Eric says this. I was going to let this one die, but given that you brought up your OC superheroes in a recent cast, I really want to let you guys know.
Starting point is 00:57:24 In America, Flamer is actually a term for an extremely loud, flamboyantly gay man. I'm not surprised you didn't know, as it's a bit of a dated term. At best, the term is just an archetype of a gay person, and at first, it's a gay... And at worst, it's a gay slur, sorry. Now that I find your superhero name offensive, quite the opposite. Sorry, not that I find your superhero name offensive, quite the opposite. I found it very funny, hearing you guys sing the theme songs for Icer and Flamer. Love the cast boys.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I can't wait to see your next superhero creation, which is accidentally racist. I think that just makes Flamer even cooler, to be honest. Yeah. Or get this. Flamer first gay superhero mate, like gets his own film in the MCU. Yeah. What do you think, James? Flamer. You see, it becomes offensive.
Starting point is 00:58:22 If he is gay, am we calling him Flammer? No, because I think that it's such like, you know, it's like that, it's what makes, like, some of the South Park jokes so funny, where they, the kid characters doing something innocent, but, like, and being, like, offensive or, like, just totally misinterpreting something. And we were just, like, kids on the trampoline. I had no idea. Yeah, but I did, as an adult, I don't know what Flamer is. Well, with the punished Eric just described. I don't think I've never heard that I'm in the UK before
Starting point is 00:58:57 But there's all sorts of You know insults out there you know What would your superhero be James If there's Flamer Iser Stinker Oh wait Stinker must have been like them There was acid man
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah acid man and alkali man They cancelled each other out sort of Yeah Well it's like like the flash and the anti-flash or whatever yeah but I swear there was a fart one yeah it's like your kid
Starting point is 00:59:31 of course there's gonna be a fart related superhero or was that just thunderpants yeah that would have been thunderpants James or cruder his power is crude oil bad bad mix with flamer exactly that's that's where they should team up
Starting point is 00:59:49 like a team up and ice is like he can have what's that gas like nitrogen or whatever really cold yeah you can have nitrogen er
Starting point is 01:00:05 nitron yeah nitron's pretty good yeah I think we've got a whole sweet now yeah and what what's their like Avengers Justice League team called oh
Starting point is 01:00:19 decimators Periodic table. The decimators. That sounds like the bad guys. Yeah, but they are. Are they not the bad guys? Issa was a good guy. Well, he's not in...
Starting point is 01:00:31 Flam is a good guy. No, Issa was like... He doesn't take a side. He's a lone wolf type guy. He's like the Batman of the decimators. Cole 375 says, thoughts on Starfield. Personally, after being so enamored with 4-726, I can't wait for another Bethesda game. that shooting game play genuinely looks awful though
Starting point is 01:00:54 but the ship customization RPG mechanics and scope actually do have my hype for the game hopefully they can polish it up a bit and deliver on that vision game on so straight off the bat they are stupidly ambitious with it because they're saying like a thousand planets and that's not going to be the case yeah but when saying a thousand planets means nothing it doesn't mean anything like what the scope of the 1,000 planets yeah like literally a planet no I feel
Starting point is 01:01:21 think that what they're going to be it's just going to be like outer worlds versus like one specifically designed area on that planet and that's it it's like mass of those yeah but i won't think there'll be a thousand i think there'll be more like 50 at launch maybe another 50 deal i really think so i believe there'll be a thousand but the quality of those thousand will be you can't you can't it'll be planets like akin to a cave and sky room yeah i don't think you can intricately make a thousand things the development time would be 10 tens of years if they're going for that type of scope
Starting point is 01:01:54 it's going to be randomly generated and the quality is not going to be there unless it means like each planet has this segment that you're in and they're quite small maybe don't mind that in concept necessarily the craftic the base building
Starting point is 01:02:12 just looks like a small improvement on Fallout 4 that it can be nice if you can build your bases and have your ship there and that you travel everywhere through your base and you pick the planet and what not that can be interesting the shipbuilding looks largely based on some of the war um not war funder um one of those games that it's like you create a vehicle and you fight people in them yeah yeah that that could be really interesting that the main part of that is how much depth they have with that how much options you have can you make gun ships can you make motherships citadel ships
Starting point is 01:02:45 fighters the thing Bethesda have always been bad with though is like choice isn't really a thing
Starting point is 01:02:54 it is just numbers you know so stats it could end up being really boring where like there's just the obvious so like if you did
Starting point is 01:03:04 two playthroughs you basically do it no that's that's all it is the perk system they showed was just like they were buffs it was like
Starting point is 01:03:11 five levels of one like two or three in each one and it was just like out of five. The most generic, like, non-existent leveling character building system
Starting point is 01:03:21 because there's no uniqueness. Because that's the thing with Fall Outer Vegas, it did it so well on that you can min-maxi's crazy builds and have, like, one-hit MLA people, and there's snipers, and then you can have that variety, but the perk system, just like Fallout 4 just seemed to be, you get an extra 1%, an extra 2% critical damage. Non-existent, there's no point having that system
Starting point is 01:03:42 because it's completely uninteresting. You're not being captivated by builds when it's just stat boosts. Yeah, for me, I was kind of intrigued until, like, what Cole said, like, the shooting gameplay began. I said, oh. When I saw the shooting gameplay, it just, it looked, it genuinely looked like the same as Outer World. Just, like, kind of bare basic.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I don't know, but even Outer Worlds, like, it's kind of got that over-the-top art direction, and they're, like, showing all the, like, weird, wacky, guns and the trailers and stuff. It's way more like Starfields like obviously trying to be quite grounded. It just seems to be like Star Citizen. That's the game it's gonna get compared to in terms of like scope. Well it seems like it was gonna be compared to no man's sky. Yeah. But the gunplay generally fallout new Vegas looks better in terms of gunplay. I know that's quite that is quite a hot
Starting point is 01:04:37 take. But the gameplay looked like really generic like MMO online type game. Yeah. I just find the way people talk about about like these games so weird like it always jumps to like yeah but no one actually cares about the gameplay but here's the thing but i kind of really do if if the world has if the world has big scope that could be randomly generated it's not going to be handcrafted so it could be quite shit if the shipbuilding isn't as vast as we think it is that's going to be quite shit the arpegy elements aren't there so that's a bit shit the gameplay's a bit shit the story is a bit shit what is the what is the game because that was the thing about like fall
Starting point is 01:05:15 like just mentioning it earlier, if it just ran better and was smooth and felt good to play, that would be such a big thing for me. Like the bit, the reason like New Vegas specifically is like, you know, it's one of those legendary games that it's just like... But people criticised our New Vegas video for saying, for criticizing the gameplay as if it's not valid because people like mod it. Because that's another thing.
Starting point is 01:05:39 It's a huge focus on like, yeah, people are already saying, yeah, if loads of the maps are empty, wastelands anyway, the modders can just do it in a way. Modder shouldn't be making your game playable. Yeah, that's just personally not alluring to me. It's like if this game does nothing incredibly well, I don't see the point in playing it. Because it's like you play New Vegas because of the RPG part of it. The game plays crap and it's horrible to get through, but it's like those moments of your build and your what you want to do and your story in the game is why you play
Starting point is 01:06:13 Vegas. It's why I've played hundreds of, like, tens of playfews of it. If Starfield does nothing good, I'm not going to play it. And their method of storytelling is just really not interesting to me. They don't. They... Like, even
Starting point is 01:06:29 when I was most into Skyrim, it wasn't because of the storytelling in it. It was because of the stories I was making through the exploration. That's what they said. Todd Howe said in the presentation was that it's about the stories you make. But if none of the elements of the game are good, you're not going to be making any cool stories and your own stuff
Starting point is 01:06:49 because there's nothing there to do that with. I'm glad they've got rid of their main character's voice. Bad idea. No, good idea. Yeah, no, as in having voices, it was a bad idea from that. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't into that. It makes you put a character onto this character that should be you.
Starting point is 01:07:09 So, that my idea. And I'm glad it backfired because they learned. Did it even backfire? They've made loads of money on Fallout 4. Yeah, but everyone hated it. Everyone didn't. Like, Fallout 4 was successful because New Vegas was so good. Because it was a legendary game.
Starting point is 01:07:26 So that's why people are like, Fallout 4 could be New Vegas better. But people have Fallout 3. Yeah. That came on a very different time. I think that's why. Because going back to Fallout 3, it's like just New Vegas, but worse. Like, how many copies does, like, a Fallout 3?
Starting point is 01:07:43 game so um a full out four sold a lot because of being a full out game and have being like a legendary like oh so like as of march 2020 fall apparently sold 13.5 million units which is which is a shit ton if not it's probably way more than that by now yeah yeah but i'm not hoped for starfield i just i'm intrigued i want to see how it is but i'm I think with it being on GamePass, so at least download it, you get to try. That's the thing. It's like you can always just GamePass wins. But, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Out of all of the Bethesda Studios, like, what is, what is that one called? That's Bethesda Studios. That's the main Bethesda. Yeah. Because then they have. They're actually the least interesting ones to me. Yeah, because Arcane, Arcane, a super artsy. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:08:37 They're instantly, like, great. And you got. Id. Yeah, Id. Yeah. who makes like the Wolfenstein games, machine games. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:46 They're good as well. It's like, a Bethesda have to prove themselves. Yeah. Well, they've got such like a focus on breadth, that seems to be their thing. It's like the map is even bigger. Each time they've done it,
Starting point is 01:09:01 like, 4-76 is the biggest map we've ever made. Now, Starfield, there are a thousand planets. It's like, to me, that is not like... Not that interesting. Yeah. Yeah, and it feels like they should, I think what was so smart about Odom Ring is that they, from Soft, like, kind of created this genre and then refined this gameplay through making all this stuff, and then went big, like went huge, whereas when your thing from the get-go is size, massive, there's no core that it's built on that's like really satisfying in a fun loop. but just like the the size of
Starting point is 01:09:45 Eldon Ring is really alluring to me because of how like intricately well thought through thought through the like different areas are it's simultaneously like
Starting point is 01:09:57 huge and overwhelming but weirdly manageable yeah with the way everything's presented and the way like everything flows yeah I don't know man I was maybe expecting a little bit more I mean I was expecting less to be honest
Starting point is 01:10:15 Because like their previous game was 76 Yeah I guess Kind of a tactical Game release You know That's lower expectations For our game that's like way to Yeah so at least people will be like
Starting point is 01:10:31 Well at least it's not Fallout 76 Yeah Yeah because now they just have to make like a decent game And they look all right send on this one from hollery was brought up in an episode that the field moped james had impregnated the relative of a guy that was jar james's sister was dating and the guy's family had thought our james was the one who impregnated her was there an update conclusion to this hilarious situation also any other stories involving the other james I don't really know what they're talking about What is this story They worded that quite poorly
Starting point is 01:11:16 Because it was like The other James' dad impregnated We can have to break that question down again So I can understand the steps It was brought up in an episode That the field moped James So James House, other James house Had impregnated the relative of a guy
Starting point is 01:11:33 That the Jarre James' sister was dating that doesn't make sense had impregnated the relative of the guy what I can't remember it now was it yes that happened
Starting point is 01:11:53 that happened yeah when did that when did we talk about that early jar surely that was this elderly has a good memory clearly
Starting point is 01:12:04 even I forgot this and this is like somewhat distant relative of my family. So, the father of my sister's kids, sister was impregnated by James House, who's the other James House. It isn't the me who's related to my sister, whose
Starting point is 01:12:22 kids are related to that's really fucking weird. Yeah, that's confusing as hell, man. What the fuck? It's too much. No, that is so. weird though that the other James house is like now directly correlated to my actual family which could which is which itself is actually an offshoot of my family the
Starting point is 01:12:48 house family here is actually related to my house family from wedding right so you're what you know I think I generally think we but go back in the house the house world the house whelm they a part of that family split off to Wiltshire at some point and the name stayed in Wiltshire. So the house family that's also in Wiltshire that isn't the house family that I'm from who moved to Wiltshire are related. Share blood.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Yeah, at some point. Which is actually really fucked up down that the James House who is somewhat related to... That's fucking weird. Honestly, if another James... If another house family moves to Wiltshire and is somehow...
Starting point is 01:13:36 to this house family's relate to that house family it'll be like the biggest fuck fest ever I think on that note that's a beautiful place to end it the house fuck fest yeah thank you for watching biblity boppy boy You work back my death, you put my... We need to let go of the past. Kill it if we have to. Exactly. Augie, take you to your bed.
Starting point is 01:14:22 I think it's really, really fun. Put it back up. No. It's supposed to be a democracy. We're supposed to... Oh no, that doesn't work. A three people democracy doesn't work. Yeah, it does.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Because you two are... You just agree on everything. No. Yes. You're hung up on some bullshit from the past. You're talking about letting the past die. You won't even leave a little picture of a funny character from a good movie up on the wall. Good movie?
Starting point is 01:14:52 From a good movie. Da-da-da-da-da. Mommy made me mash my Eminem's. Mother made me mash my Eminem. my M&Ms M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. Fucking hell, you're not doing the Pit Pop Poi, the new Pit Pop Poy. Do it. Do it. You can do it, James.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Mommy made me mash my Mish. Oh, shut up. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. Mommy made me mash my Emmy Nams. Mommy made me mash my favorite. Please, can we cancel this episode already? I'm already annoyed by the Beltman Bros. Mommy made me mash my mhmie. Do you know how I know that? Why? It's like I look up like vocal warmups on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Mommy made me mash by M&Ms. Are you meta-gaming vocal warmups now? Yeah, I have been for years. I've not been. This is my warm-up. She sells seashells on the seashore. She-shells. Mommy made me mash my M-N-M-N-M-M-A-ha-ha.
Starting point is 01:16:01 She sells seashells on the seashore. Which M and M is James's favorite? No, Maltese is up. Mommy made me mash my Maltises. Mm, mm. Do you want to go and make me a coffee, little? You don't need enough one, you've had one. No, take this with us.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Take this with us. It's staying in the room. What did you do? Do you want me to teach you the argue song? Hang on, let me put my drink down because if I laugh, I'll spill. Goes a little something like this. But... And it goes a little something like this.
Starting point is 01:16:55 You ready? Okay. Goes bo-bipity boy. Dibby-dibby-dop for the doi. Man, this fucking sucks man, I hate it. Let's sing it to him and see what he does. Blub-Bub-Tee-Bop to the boy.
Starting point is 01:17:14 He didn't do shit. You have to do it in the voice. Bob-Bipity boy. No, I can't. It's too much. It's too far. James will do it. Teach it to James.
Starting point is 01:17:27 I don't know it. No, I just taught you it. It's too complex. Bob-Bip-T-Bop-T-Bop-T-Bop to the It's like his song You're going to have to break that down Because my brain can't See, it's actually really complex
Starting point is 01:17:41 Bipity Bop de boy No, do it into the mic at least Bobipity Bop to the boy It starts with Bobipity boy Bobipit to the boy Bibbidi Biptoe Biptoe Boe Bop boy I like James's one
Starting point is 01:18:00 Bipity Bop de boy James always takes it and just improves it Bo bippity boy You let's see, look what's happening to him It's like AISM to him He's just like Yeah, everything's Aesam to him to you Bipity Pop did a boy
Starting point is 01:18:26 Bo Bipity boy no Ulani Loi I love Loi I love Loi I love Loi so much Finally we got it on We got it recorded folks
Starting point is 01:18:43 We got it Ladies and gentlemen That's a wrap The best thing is I managed to have two Trista accounts One premium boy The other premium Loi
Starting point is 01:18:55 It's my greatest accomplishment One's like piss a dick and the other one is me. No, I love it. Um, because my gamer tag is Premium Voie. People, um, like if I'm an Apex or whatever and they've got a mic, they're always like, Premium. Premium this way. Come on. So fucking awesome.
Starting point is 01:19:14 No, people just, people just for me, because my Steam name is House. It's either Doctor House jokes or Mr. House jokes. No in between. Maybe we should be Bob, Bipitian boy. It's too late. I'm Portie. No,
Starting point is 01:19:32 Voie actually started something It started Avalanche that cannot be stopped You could say it started a voyage Thanks to Paisley I'd just go out to going Voie boy boy boy
Starting point is 01:19:45 That's where it all began Come here loy Lois Come here loy Nooy Now's become bivety bop to the boy

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