JAR Media Posdact - Vartican HYDROCORE™ - STING (part 2 of 4)

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

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Come on jarlings, do our vocal whammies. We're here today to do a cover of Runaway by Yew West. Let's do a Beatles cover. And you can do a Beatles cover. Yeah. Yesterday. They seem so Far from my tummy

Away from my tummy Now it looks as though They're nowhere near Good Afternoon one evening on night A yummy beer Why I have no Omi I don't know

It's not so spani Come on keep going Do the whole thing I is head Spani Omi in Miami Scrummy Tom Tommy Very beautiful Have you considered an orchestral position

As the conductor Yeah I think they're just pretending When you see an orchestra And they're just like like you just know the dudes are like jamming on their instruments they're like we don't need you I can see the sheet of what I need to do oh yeah I need you for the timing

yeah I need you to just flail my flail well uh welcome to Jarcast episode 367 I'm your host Alex joined by Jim and James I'm feeling very crazy today why because this is Sting part two of four

I am I forgot we started the stingology The experiment is officially underway Sting part one went off without a hitch People are loving it They're getting stung But it means we need to brainstorm ideas for this episode

As far as names are concerned But we'll get onto that shortly Because we have any meaty housekeeping We're going to need to do Um Uh-uh Because you know what There were meaty, myriad subjects that needed addressing.

But before we get into that, let me shout out the Jail Media patrons over at the Patreon that make the audio versions possible and get their patron names read out the first or second week of each month, like this episode. I need to mention something. This isn't the Jail Media podcast. This is not episode 3167. Yeah, it's Sting Part 2.

No, no, this is something entirely different. Oh, a podcast within a podcast. No, no, it is. This is the special once every four years podcast, because it is the leap year day today. We are recording on the leap year day. Literally, yeah, you're right. Yeah, this might be the first time this has ever happened.

Ooh, something's, something's going to be cursed about it. Yeah. We're going to, a missile is going to fly through them and annihilate us. Obama's going to drone strut. Yeah, well, guys, as I said, housekeeping is dense, it's full, buy important man stickers and spread them wherever you. are um but let's get this segment going with this one from omni releasing the podcast as premieres truly enhances the comment section experience finally know the comments are commenting on the actual

episode epic i don't know what they mean by then yeah i don't either what's a premiere is it is it a premiere or a premiere premiere premiere premiere premiere premiere like you doggy you said it the same twice Premier? Premier. Premier. Pre? I don't know. What do you think?

It's a premiere. Premier. No, it's a premier. I don't know. I don't speak French. Yeah. I think we should adopt the French language and Englishify it. Yeah, no, we should lingua franca the fucking French language.

Inglifranca. Linguifanca. Linguifranca. Yeah, I beat, let's create a virus to annihilate the French language, make them suffer. Yeah, that would be my goal. Well, really big tongue says this. Can't wait for Sting 2 dash stung, part 2 of 4. This isn't Sting 2.

Pause it. That's not what it's called. That was my idea. This is... Stung. We can save Stung for another time because... I've got something big, guys. I got something big.

Do we have Sting on the cast? No, it's just sort of... Sting! Let's just say we have... have to go with a certain title. Have. One know why? Why? Uh...

Because the name's been settled by a certain company. Who? They're called... Vartican hydrocore. a company called Vartican Hydro Corps Yeah like a drug company Oh okay

Yeah Are we sponsored by Vartican Hydro Corps Yeah Under the condition that we name the episode Vartican Hydro Corps Core is in C-O-R-P Like a core? C-O-R-E

Like the core of something Oh Hydro being water So it's a water core So it's tied into the Avatar Last Airwender universe Oh okay Well they sent me like a script

I've got to read As part of the Contra For Eons, Vartican seemed out of reach, didn't it? No? Let alone the hydro core. The water core? Yeah, I suppose. You see, with just a small hydro coin purchase,

when you follow this QR code on stream, on screen, sorry, you might find all of a sudden you will have hope in your life. Now, back to the show. Oh, it's anti-depressant modification. Yeah. It's just water tablets Hydrate So yeah

Follow the QR code on screen Yeah for Vatican Hydro Corps Vartican Vartican Vartican Hydro Corps secretly funded by Neslo They specifically said that

The views of Vatican Hydro Corps Do not match that of James Nobody's huge views does baby well there's much more to get into

boys like this one from my Zoom I quite enjoyed this week's housekeeping where someone just stole my name for a cat the architect from my Reddit question

in episode 355 Snuggled Brothers I was the original I'm naming my cat the architect it's too much drama I'm sorry I mean

that was like five years ago what the Snuggle it was like a few months ago yeah that was the bed episode Yeah. Oh, snuggle buddies. Snuggle buddies. Yeah, I thought it was snuggle buddies.

I was thinking of cuddly, snuggly and lovely or whatever it was called the Valerian episode. There's just a lot of anger and there's a lot of apologies that need to be made. This might wind up being the apology episode, fun being real. Why? With what's coming up. But we got too much importance to get through. We can't, we can't linger. Lingofanker.

He's 1.47 says, props to James for not making the whole episode about his trip. Now listen. Now listen. Jarlings. Jarlings. Why are you turning on me like this? Turn on him.

Why are you turning on me like this? I do this twice in five, no, seven, no, eight years. I leave my house twice and this is what happened. Fine, I'll never leave again. Lora Morton Says the lighting over the last few weeks Has been perfect for those that watch these for ASM JAR

Just a really nice comforting purple Thanks for another great cast Where we're not purple this week we are Orange No, we're green We're orange That's green That is yellow actually

That is not yellow That's fucking yellow Look at it It looks like you're looking into the sun It looks nothing like the sun It's fucking yellow It's the son of leaf. So, in that last episode...

Yellow? I don't know if you remember saying this, James, but it's a bit of a correction. You're making out that the Will Smith eating spaghetti AI video was real. The new one, when it's actually him making fun of the original one. No, okay, no, there's the original one which nobody can deny is AI generated. Yeah, the original one. Then he did a parody of it. Yeah.

Then there's a new one that people have remade it with current SOAR attack that is remaking the original AI generated. generated one so it's an AI generated one that's visually AI generated but it shows the progression of AI generation software it's the new one is AI generated but though he this one come out literally last few weeks okay the one that he made a meme of doing the AI generated one I saw the parody yeah that he did a parody of it but they remade that now to be there's one I haven't seen it yet of the rock eating rocks yeah that's on that same era is is did Will Smith do that to skirt around the slapping Chris Rock?

Possibly. So I feel like... Maybe. Like, that can't be forgotten. No matter how many times you like, you eat spaghetti, you know? Hayden Bennett, 457, 8 says, As a Dune mega fan, Jowling, I felt it necessary to clarify that the part one and two movies

cover just the first book in the series, the sequel book, Dune Messiah, the Dene Villeneuve, is already working on the script for takes place 12 years after the first book and is the shortest in the entire franchise so Defo a one movie type deal with a TV series already coming as well and over

20 other novels to pull from a source material how much of this franchise do you think mainstream audiences will eat up or is there a danger of Star Wars style over saturation I think we're going to get three movies from Denny they'll be fucking fantastic and then that will fall off

because they can't like Dune is a is an IP that most normies don't know about It's insane that the first one did that well. Apparently the second one's lined up to be like the most anticipated movie of the whole year. Yeah. Yeah. I'm seeing it next week. You're seeing it tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm refusing. I'm boycotting it because I'm sick and tired of long movies. No, I'm second tired of characters touching each other. Oh, my God. Way too aggressively. But there's two of the media. I think, I mean, I'm a part of the anti-touch movement.

Right. You mean it makes you uncomfortable when you see two people touch in a movie that are men? Only if they're touching cocked. Yeah, it's, I guess, yeah. Because it's... Yeah, it's G. Yeah. Dune's pretty gay.

No, I love it. It is, yeah. Yeah, it is. I'm going to see it next week. I'm going to see it in every man. I'm going to eat your fucking... You're going to regret it. I'm not because I'm like, you're going to fall asleep.

To be fair, I've never seen Drew Dune sober, and I'm making sure that I won't see this new one sober. Like, the first time I watched it, I was fucking fucked halfway through it, because it was three hours long. I didn't even, like, keep up with what was going. That first time I watched it, I was like, Ben-Jezerat fucking...

When you're just, like, Vibesini flying guy. When you're just viving on the alcoholic vibes and you see your dog... Alcoholic vibes. Because when I was watching, you know, that little mouse on the hill.

Yeah, yeah. Guy was just chasing it and barking at it. And I was just, like, pissed out my face. Like, uh, the guy's being a fucking little shit. Yeah, because all that over, man, touching,

drove you to, to the drink. No, no. It drove me to, to the touch. And if it's one thing, we would never show on joa, it's men touching.

Yeah. We do not like that. Yeah. I mean... Was that fucking, did you just fart? No, there's the chair, I swear. Shut up. I would own it.

I do not try to hide. You do. Bananas, no. Bananens, no. Bananen, no. Bananens, the top says, Hey guys, I can't give away too much, but I'm a religious figure in an area that Alex would be really interested in.

What were the jar-related Easter egg I could include in my next miracle? bear bear gooners keep on trucking um make a constipated guy go rear yeah shit yeah swap them all the people that have consta give them rea and all the people have rea give them consta yeah it's like the um the faux back to the uh the poop a clock um thing we had everyone poos at the same time but you give everyone die we at the uh that was our government regime

yeah yeah yeah it was like government mandated urination and ex defecation Okay, no, I can't Come on, we can't sit on this subject I need to transition to my story We're not doubt, we can go into that after housekeeping Vachalacharan says

What is the thumbnail supposed to be? Various characters from Netflix shows Who even made that thumbnail? Where did you find it? Did you guys see the thumbnail? I was quite happy with it. No, I didn't. People were like confused. It was Borderlands? Yeah, it was like a promo

like teaser for the Borderlands movie where it was like the cast of characters with just their silhouettes. But I took out Clapchap, put the silhouette of the guy from Bigmouth there instead, and I put the silhouette of a minion on the other side. I just saw the Card of Borderlands characters. I didn't see the one you put in there. Well, look closer, and you might like what you find. There are lots of jail thundails like that, hidden little goodies.

Easter eggs, if you will. Alice is live, and this is going to be an awesome. ongoing theme for this episode says, you say we should tell you more believable stories when you can hardly believe that there are teachers among jarlings, let alone using jar law in their teachings, which is not close to far-fetched. I am a teacher and only thanks to the jar I was aware of skibbitty toilet, which made me able to understand slash relate to what the kids are saying and drawing and utilize it in jokes. If I had a list of every hypothetical jar had to explore, that would be pretty useful to me too. And by the way, kids aged 9 to 15 use words like mewing and

Sigma pretty casually depressing I don't think the fact that there may be teachers listening isn't believable it's more the fact that they like use jar to teach it was that one

yeah I'm sure there are teachers yeah it was that one specific person that was just yeah and it's like here's proof of the drawings and it's like anyone can draw like a child I still do

yeah me too um and I'll hold on to one of them before James does his but um stop censoring James Big Papa says

What did I Oh what did I talk What I was supposed to do Oh yeah I took up Is that what got edited out Well obviously whenever you say What you talked about

That I took out I can't say Because I'll have to take it out again You got a dog whistle it It was three or four things Just little bits How can I dog whistle Yeah

I agree Sorry I can't help it The more you learn The more reality seems fake Yeah Well James You got something Poo related

I got something and then I've got my thing So, hello Billy I need to talk about shit I know this is jar media shit is a recurring subject This is HR shit This is the usual thing And it's been noted before

About my exploration Of men That has been noted before I've talked in detail before I've talked in detail before I've talked in detail before about men

about men and barthametica and bartham experiences particularly poo on the flush no no that's what I'm talking about now you're talking about at work but that was the previous thing right

no that the poo button has not been talked about oh sorry this is your infamous work bathroom right how many people are using this bathroom okay so there is probably about 40 men on the floor I work on Okay. Men. Because obviously there's a woman in a male toilet.

So there's 40 men, I imagine. 40 men. And this is a modern, this is a high-tech engineering company. So this is just an example of the caliber of people who are going, who work here. We're talking like, you know, high-end people, you know, internationally sourced. So here I am. Here I am. Here I am.

On a day. The toilets in the main hall. the main hall that goes through to reception and where my room is, which is opposite the toilets. And I go in one day and I go in and I go into the stool. And to relate this back, this is the stool with the drool. Stool with the drool. I've talked before. The stool.

That has it with the drool, with the common issue of someone fleming on the floor. But just to avoid confusion, you're not saying the stool with the drool. Because stool is another word for it. Pooh, no, I'm talking about the stool, the stool, the STA-A-W-L, with the drool. With the drool. The DR-O-L. So we need to make this, yes. We need to make it's clear.

All of my shit stories all happen in this stool. So I go, I use this stool as well because it's the closest to the door, so it's like, I'm just going and get, doing my business, I'm leaving. So one day I go in, you know, I need to do shit. I do my shit. The stall always has toilet paper. Every time, it's always stocked with a toilet paper. So there should never be a reason why you won't be able to use toilet paper. So I do my business.

Calm, tranquil. I'm just having a great time doing my business. I get up. I pull my fucking trousers up. Wipe my ass and I turn around. And because it's a modern building and whatnot, the toilet, the flush is obviously, built into the wall where there's a button there's two buttons one smaller one one one big one and I look at the big button and that you can show an image because

there's an eye there's an image I don't know if I can it's so gross really and on this on this button I noticed that there's a brown splodge on the corner of it nice I sit I stand there I'm looking at it and I'm like that's fuck is that what I think it is no way can that be what I think is so I'm like okay I'll take a picture I go clean my hands fine I sit down I did I flushed on the other button because there's two buttons a smaller button

I flushed then I go into my I go into my room I'm messaging and then I send this image and I zoom in on this image and I look at it zoomed up and it's like that's not just a well mark that's fucking shit that is crusty shit with lumps in

there is like corn there's corn like crusty shit on this button and I fucking I just look at it and I'm now in disbelief. I'm fucking disgusted that there's shit on the toilet seat button. On the poo button. On the poo button.

So this man, this man has to have done a shit not use toilet paper or use toilet paper and got shit all over their fingers. And they didn't think to use toilet paper they instantly went to the button. So I'm fucking disgusted, okay? I'm livid.

And this has all happened in the last week, mind. I'm sorry. I know some people are probably eating You know, I'm sorry I have to talk about this So then there's the whole thing of Who's shit so bad that they smeared the button with poo And that's an open thing going on

And I'm getting more disgusted The more I think about it So, no, days past Two days past It's okay Surely this is a one-off And obviously this is the Flemstool So clearly there's a bigger issue

So I go into the other store The stall next to it the furthest away and I'm sitting there I've got a slow poop it's not lively I'm just chilling I'm texting whatever I'm texting and as I'm they're texting I hear

liquid AK 47 diarrhea shit besides me as I'm typing as I'm like oh my god this is fucking horrific then he literally moans this man fucking starts a moaning and then he really loudly says

oh I fucking needed that as Diary of shit has still been launched No you're in there I don't think he did and he launches this shit and it keeps going it keeps going

by the fight I'm starting to type this out like holy fuck I'm in the bathroom this guy just liquid shit out of his ass and he's moaning and as I'm typing that

I hear him I hear him finish and I'm literally typing and then the door to leave the bathroom instantly goes and he's gone

and I'm sitting there typing this and I'm like no hand dry no tap goes lick like there's no way a man can lick with shit like that and not be covered in it mine it was horrific so I'm sitting there typing

I'm in this fucking belief typing mid message and just like this guy just fucking left he just fucking walked down and it's horrific I've listened to so many going into Mel Barthams when you're doing a shit you listen to

horrific amounts of shit the amount of shit the amount of diary of shit I've been witnessed to through this. So I'm in this fucking belief, and this is the thing. I know that fucking voice. I know who it is.

I know who it is. And remember, it's happening in the store with all the other issues, mind. So that you should just be start making connections, right? Would anyone like to guess what job this man has in my business? This man

is responsible for stock this man picks all of the items we have to build with his shitty fucking unhygienic hands

he's got poo hands he's got poo hands and there's no fucking other way there's no way it could be anyone else the poo button is this man because there's no way a man who does that diary of shit

and leaves instant isn't the man he's got pill on the button yeah yeah did it was there time enough for him to wipe honest to god no because I was mid typing and it was it sounded like it was over

if it was flushed at least right he did flush but if at most it was one or two wipes and that's not that's not there's no way in hell you're doing that shit and not having like 15 wipes and here's the thing okay so I'm like I'm in shock I'm like fucking traumatized because this man who deals with

he personally hands me parts on the daily. He is given, and at this point now, I now have a wagg out. When he gives me stuff, I'm like, put it there. And then I get break cleaner and I'm fucking cleaning this shit. Oh, is that what that spray was in the kitchen? Oh my God, bro. So then I, I'm livid and I'm like, I'm trying to tell people like,

this person does, he flushes. And then another, the head of the electrical department is in there talking to my, the team opposite me and I'm like shock I'm in fucking pain and I'm like I can't believe

I just witnessed that someone left the toilet without doing a liquid shit and they didn't clean their hands and this guy's like oh is it X and I'm like and he's like

oh yeah five of us have noticed he does this oh my god so everyone knows every every yes everyone's starting to know so he doesn't get like any kind of kick up

it sounds like he did like oh I needed that and this is the thing do you want to guess what his previous job was what he did most of his life bro he was in the army so

biological warfare he worked at port and down clearly so now it's like the phlegm in the stool the shit's button and this man the thing in common is that all happening in the same stool

so I'm now consuming and judging that a lot of other people have noticed it the amount of people who could be these different mystery shitters it's all boiling down to the only one and it is this man so now I'm like how do I go about reporting this because this is like a severe hygiene issue yeah because you actually really bad really fucking bad because we're dealing with like you know robots you know we're a robotics company we're sending robots out that have possibly got shit on them shitty robots

so what do I do what do I do because I get along well with a lot of them heads of the departments because I'm a little fucking can't report it to HR this is the thing so like I get along well with the team leaders so what do I do

my options are I do an anonymous email to HR and be like someone who works in stores but you know you'd have to say no but you can't because that's too much I can't reveal who it is because then that's like privacy to get to the conclusion.

Right. Gosh, so bureaucratic. So I have to do it anonymously. And it's the idea of sending an email to our hyper-professional, multi-fucking national HR department saying that a man in stores does liquid shit and doesn't wipe his hands. It's like that's in about, that is so fucking obscene. I don't know how to go about this. Yeah, that is bad.

Or I do the more impersonal, and I go straight to his manager. And I say, I'm aware that one of the people from your department, is doing liquid shits and not washing their hands. And given your department, it's a severe biochemical whisk. How would you phrase it to them? This is the thing, I can't, I can't, like, I can't say that it's ass sounded like an AK-47 because then it's like too, it's too descriptive. Is it literally like, like, yes, and it was just like, like, like plops, like a fucking machine gun going off inside that fucking bathroom.

So now I'm in the moral issue of how do I approach this because this can't just continue. Because I feel like most men are not going to, are they going to, like, look past this? So I, I can't. I can't look past this. Dude, it's so disgusting. What the fuck do I do? That's a bad one. The point of HR, right, is that it's kind of a separate entity.

Mm-hmm. And they deal with these type of issues. Yeah, so, like, even if you weren't anonymous about it, like, they can't say who complained. Yeah, they can't say who complained. Yeah, they can't say who it is. But then everyone knows who it fucking. is but this is the thing he gives him he gives himself afraid because I don't know I don't know what the thing the man has but he always walks around making

noises and saying like things just to himself so it's like everyone knows when he leaves everyone knows when he walks out everyone knows what it is him who's not washing his hands so it's like oh my god how do you go about saying that like a 50-year-old man doesn't wash their hands like they're sorry there has to be some kind of intention then like what is the what's the reason laziness I think some people

laziness don't have their heads right when it comes to poo just hygiene yeah because I mean think of like caveman or whatever yeah they wouldn't have cared they'd have butts like sheep

you know that's good yeah yeah like it's in our nature to not care it's like an evolution of the human experience to care about poo-pill on our fingers. Well, yeah, now we know about like microorganisms. Yeah, yeah, and bacteria and stuff.

Like, so I think some people just aren't like educated in the poo-poo. That's an extreme example, though. It is an extreme example. I don't know, man. I have to... Go into any weather spoons and you'll find people that have managed to shit on the toilet. Because like, I get peeing in the wrong place. Like that, I mean, pee happens.

happens. You get misfires every night. You do because, you know, you know, just sometimes it's... But to misaline your asshole with the toilet, like... Yeah. But men be doing that. What is this guy eating? What is... Yeah.

What is doing that to me? I've seen like ginsters. That'll do it. I've seen ginsters. I've seen a number of things. Just proper British beige. Yeah. I guess.

Yeah. It's just I... I thought my poo, my poo, like, experience. couldn't get any like worse but I truly have seen the depths of hell it sounds like it's just a beginning bro I just don't know how you can you can shit like that and be perfectly

like get my ass is clean like moan and pleasure from it yeah but that's what I mean I think some people don't care if their ass is clean from from their perspective they think your ass is meant to be dirty oh dude I'm please

just write in and I'm sorry if I've ruined anyone's dinners any lunches you know but we as men men need to step up and start like if this was me

I would just be like in like a meet and be like and let's wash your hands and just because humiliation fixes things

right yeah if you as a man are getting humiliated for being gross you're gonna fix it like but yeah I have to

I have to do it the corporate way through HR or poison him yeah that's a good idea poisoning him with his own poo. Yeah.

I'm surprised he hasn't poisoned himself. Maybe he's in a perpetual cycle of poisoning himself. Do you know what is funny recently? I've had a bit of a bath stomach recently. And he's giving me an exceptionally large amount of part. So it's like, why am I, why does my, why do I feel like I'm going to be sick constantly? You're probably thinking about it as well, which doesn't matter. Yeah.

That's a completely vile. I literally, if I'm in a womb with him now, I'm like, no, he was in my womb today. and my colleague who's like he's been in two months he's been walking he's just started bursting laughing he's looking at me and I'm just like no don't don't say

you don't go on oh he's probably got it under his fingernails yeah oh my god right that's enough for that that's enough of that yeah I want to fucking die with him man well good luck with that bro

you're gonna need it so to round off this half of the show going back to the apology angle which we'll get to just after this comment from telekinesis

telekineas oh whatever hey guys an actual industry jarling here I was waiting for Alex to bring it up on the cast before I said anything but that hasn't been a trailer yet and we've just wrapped up on it earlier than we thought so now I'm no longer working on it

I spent the last few months as a 3D lighting artist on the new Lego film piece by piece about the life of Farrell Williams I don't think I can really say much about it until it comes out, or at least until the trailers in the world, but I can assure you I'm not an evil lying jarling. I've left comments in the past about working on Baby Alive, Lego, and Tally Tubby's animated projects in the Unreal Engine, so hopefully that adds some credibility. I'm very curious to hear what Alex thinks about the film when it releases. It was a lot of fun to be a part of and should finally be my first credited role, as my previous work has either forgotten to include me, which is very common, in the VFX animation industry. or just didn't have credits in the first place,

unfortunately common for online kids' content. I have heard about this. Yeah, there's no trailer yet. I'm just kind of intrigued because it's such like a hyper-specific, like, combination of things. It's an animated film presented in like a Lego style about Farrell. Yeah, that sounds kind of wild.

Really random combo. It hasn't been announced. It's been announced, but there's no, like, trailer yet. Um, I'm curious and it's cool that you worked on that. Lai. Um, but yeah, that links to this ongoing theme, I guess, of these supposedly lying jarlings. And I guess the evil jarling strikes again, man. The one time, the one time we don't believe.

The one time we don't give them the benefit of the doubt. We never give them the benefit of the doubt. We do. I do. Normally I'm a bit more like, let's hear it. Because the evil jarling saga went on for that long, for that exact reason. You know? So I was like giving it the benefit of the doubt that like there was some smidgen of truth to this. Right. Whereas, so no, we're jaded, not believe in anything. Mm-hmm.

Saying my dad works at bungee in response and mocking. Yeah. But it turns out that the rock star jarling actually 100% does work at rock star in. Scotland. I've seen the proof. I have the receipts. They DM jar. I've shown it to you guys. Yeah. Other people who work at Rockstar are in his replies on Twitter. He's got a Twitter that's existed for years. There's like heaps of evidence. So to change our answer to his original question, just the craziest, the craziest possible Easter egg you could have is like if you employed the three of us to be like main characters.

Please give us a side quest Yeah Please I think Because he worked on the car side He does like He does visual Vehicles

Yeah vehicles That would be the best thing As to get a laurel In GTA online I can make it really believable That no one will realise The drifting scene in GTA is huge Car people

Love making content on GTA and all the Japanese cars. The C-33 law is the OG four-door drift car. Model that in it. The Japanese car YouTube would be insane and it would be like, I fucking did that. He did that. He made it in for jar. It's a jar weapon.

Yeah, so we start with GTA online and then TTI6 comes out. Maybe we can get one in there. Get us in C-43 law. And if you want to do the GTA thing of mixing cars, because I know that's what GTA does. Mix the law with the crown or JZX.

boom, you'll have a sit car and it'll be a jar reference and make it white. So I don't want to call them the industry jarling, I want to call them the rock star giling. We have a rock star jarring. Yes.

We have a literal rock star gal. What if he meant this whole time that he works for the energy drink company Rockstar that we would do? Even better. Send us. Send us and send us and we'll sponsor you. We have no morals.

Yeah, so whether you be an astronaut work at Rockstar or an animator for Lego Ferrell documentaries. Yeah, we believe you now. Whatever you are, you are. I want Jarlings to be more successful than us. Most of them are.

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We head over to the JAR Media subreddit And answer questions From the Jarlane community, baby Isn't that right little meal Oh, ha, ha, meal likes answering questions Say it, Mill Ha la la la la. Do you ever get the deep itch? I get the deep ick

In your hand I do you get the odd itch you know what I'm saying Deep like the deep itch Uh huh Like you can feel it in the centre Don't like the deep it's horrible Leg

No like you know I don't like the deep litch like Oh okay You know Yeah Yeah Mnichorani says Long time commenter

First time commenter Yeah I recognize you Miniature Rani Wani from no Yeah miniature From Melman. Yeah.

Yeah, because she turns herself into a little doll. Does she? Yeah. And you pick her up and she talks to you. Yeah. And he's played out of me. And she's got a really cool voice. Really cool voice.

I love her voice. Yeah, I like when she's always. There's some cut content where some of the voice ones had her two voices are going over each other. Yeah, I've heard that. It's all cut in the... Mr. Blue Pumpkin says, which one of you crazy motherfuckers

is adding time codes to the older cast I bet it's the TikTok guy parentheses who is most likely Alex it's not me I wasn't doing that um it's James

it must be there must be some automated thing I'm not I haven't done any of that maybe they're just figuring it out somehow we've employed AI but they said but I want to ask does do any members of jail

listen to the older cast especially the pre to early 100 days. I can imagine Alex wouldn't have much of an issue, since he'd find it fascinating, but I reckon James would find it difficult due to how different he was. I can't theorise on how Jim would feel. I'm going to say a mix of Jamie

and Alex just have a yin and yang. I've been listening to the older cast and I find that casts around the 100 mark is still pretty good. Of course, there are still moments that have aged horribly, but that just makes the current episodes that much more interesting, especially since early Jal was a lot more hostile and mean-spirited. The cast

members have mellowed out a lot, for example, Alex is basically in his chill monk phase right now. I feel like Jim has always been on the level, but he's only further enhanced his chillness, and James has become a left-wing extremist. This is Baylor. All in all, it's fascinating to see the members of the cast grow up and mature, and I can't wait to see what other eras are ahead

for both the cast of myself, Bebe. I can't watch the early episodes because I'm not watching James. I'm watching someone who's not real, someone who isn't even alive anymore. Jesus! That's how I view it. That person doesn't exist. You were reborn?

Yes. Yeah, I mean, I feel like, I don't feel much connection to myself from that period either. Yeah, me neither. A long time ago. Yeah, a long-ass time ago. I don't think you realize, like, I remember when I hit 16,

it was kind of like, I'm an adult now in my head. Yeah, you like, and that's yourself. And looking back at, like, child me when I was 16 was like, man, like when I was 10 years old, totally different thing. You don't really realize that looking another 10 years ahead, you're going to be like, man, that was a dumb idiot back then. I feel like we touch on this topic a lot. But I don't think many people record themselves online for like 10 years. um weekly which we have done

pretty religiously yeah it's interesting to have a touchstone and selfishly I know like people winge when like I have the episodes that are just based on my trips or whatever but that is the selfish like

I can go back to that video in 50 years and it's like an album yeah and that's always been part of it for me is that kind of selfish like touchstone um just capturing a slice each week

and the longer it goes kind of the more value it has weirdly and the more arcs and stories it has. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. But I don't really go back and watch. No, I don't go back and... But I'm...

I feel like it's valuable, especially to long-time listeners or people who started at a point and then go back. And it's kind of an affirmation that people do change. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know, and it's like, wow, these... And mature is the word as well.

Yeah, develop and actually... Yeah. Hopefully get better. Yeah, it's not something I'm going to do with JAR, but some of my favorite podcasts that I listen to, I'll go back to episodes I remember being particularly good or like a subject I just want to hear about again or something like that.

Yeah, yeah. So it's not too crazy. Legitimate Gas, 672 says, Hello, Boys, first time I've ever commented, but your discussion about the evil jarling and lying rock star worker had me thinking about a recent friendship of five years I'd lost because the person was a pathological liar, going as far to completely make up relationships and scenarios with people

who I'd later meet and would have no idea who I was talking about. Have you guys had an experience with people like this in the real world? And if so, what lie did you catch them in bear bear? I only really remember, like, compulsive liars, like in secondary school. And there's like a reason, I guess I didn't stay in touch with them. With some people, it's kind of hard to determine whether they are lying or if they've told themselves a different truth. So deluded, they think, yeah, they think it's the truth. Yeah, but also there's, there's aspects as well where people, like, you, there's like five sides to every story, you know?

so like you're you're getting the whole truth it's like pulp fiction you know you're getting a bit of every story and they got a little overlaps but each informs the other yeah i've just never had anything to extreme yeah i've never had anything to that degree i never caught someone in a lie that ridiculous the thing is i i have caught people in lies but where I'm quite like a like a go with the flow person

I don't like making people feel uncomfortable it's alright though if they're a liar I feel like but like I even then like I I just don't like I don't like upsetting people and I will like ping in my head oh you're bullshitting

or oh you're you're straight up lying to yeah yeah and I know it in my myself, but I don't, I don't want to make them know it. Yeah, I don't want to make them feel guilty, but it's, it's kind of like a telltale game, like he will remember this. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. I will remember it, and I'm not going to trust your words to the same degree, but I'm not going to, like, fight over it. Yeah, yeah. I'm too much of a coward.

Last episode, we kind of mentioned the idea of Vaporave, and you two guys, frankly, gone upset. Anti-Vaporwave haters. It's just in a tired genre. No. We had a couple of people write in about this. 303 Bugwild says, Hello, Fathers.

I've been listening to the cast since 2016, but never commented, because I didn't think I had anything substantive to say to you boys. However, upon hearing the short discussion about Vaporave, I was wondering if you boys were aware of one-o-tricks-point-never,

Daniel Loppeton. I only asked because he's commonly credited as making the first a vapor wave, wave album under the pseudonym Chuck person called echo jams. I only ask about this because you guys have praised the Safdi brother movies and he did the soundtrack for good time and uncup gems. I'd be really curious to hear if you guys have ever listened to his stuff, especially replica, because he makes some of the most forward-thinking ambient slash electronic music that

I've ever heard. Sorry for the long comment, but I'd love to hear your thoughts. Also, the Saftis have directed a couple of his music videos and they're seriously phenomenal cheers. That sounds also, I love the soundtracks in those movies. I love the soundtrack to Good Time specifically. Yeah, I'll have to check out this album, replica, they specifically shouted out,

because I like the sounds they were playing with there. And piracy, Sex, and Arson said, I'm not an expert in the genre or anything, but I got to disagree with the opinion on Vaporwave. There's a whole load of really good albums that were released at both before and after it became a commonplace thing in pop culture, which is honestly soured its definition.

If I was actually any good, if I was actually any good at it, explaining myself, I'd go into a lot more detail here, but personally, the amount of impact pieces such as dun-d-d-dun off the top of my head have had on me of the years go by, far past the view of Vaporave as just an aesthetic fad that died however many years ago. These songs and perhaps the genre as a whole can be extremely powerful or flat-out bang as if done by the right people. True, the genre has so much range in such a variety of sub-genres and genre-blending releases

that the aesthetic of stuff like Macintosh Plus and Blank Banchi is more of a thing that was left back in 2012 to 2014 but the amount of instrumental music Alex likes who listened to for background noise I feel like if you dug into some of the weirder ambient releases in the genre he'd really dig it um I was the one saying I like it so I do like it is those two they don't like it just to clarify um I guess people are getting confused um yeah I'm no hater on this one yeah I just don't feel any um any pull you know it's it's not not like, I hear a bit and I'm like, oh, I want to kind of get to the good stuff.

It's like I could take it or leave it, more likely. Whereas I love just electronic sounds. Walker Food says, thoughts on rooster teeth in the past few years. I've heard Alex referred to them a few times on the pod and I was wondering if him or either of the jams have kept up with them since what most would call their peak years of 2010s, 2015. The big opinion I've seen lately is that they've been slowly done. for years now and I do admit I only engage with a few of the podcasts these days but in my opinion it's the best stuff the company's put on quite a while they are one of many

examples if you're like where they adopted the growth for growth sakes model to the American dream baby yeah where they like got so enormous that they kind of lost the thing that made them cool to begin with yeah I did there was a time where I listened to like the received podcast and stuff but yeah you did as well right yeah really lots of people people did yeah they did the it's a it's a pet peeve for me where like the cast was rotating in such a way where like you never really felt like you got a good idea of who the certain members were and it's like when you preferred certain ones and they were only on occasionally it was like whatever um especially as it kept growing and growing just reminds me of like what happened

were kind of funny basically yeah which i think they're actually bought by rooster tooth at a certain point in the umbrella and they've had a similar issue where it's just like it doesn't seem like they understand the scale of the space or like what do you what is the end goal just having like a mega company that's worth like 100 million dollars I guess it just becomes the most corporate kind of thing and it is the corporatization of what is basically just a YouTube channel it doesn't work out it never does and I definitely was like I do have funness for that like achievement on or a...

Halo Beach was a peak of... It was basically... Yeah, it was basically perfectly tied to Halo. Like they kind of died with Halo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because they did like a advertisement for Halo 4, I think.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Punished Pizza says, there's a reason Mark Wahlberg takes so many flights a year. On 9-11, he was supposed to take one of the flights they hit the towers, but he missed it. He famously said,

if I was in that plane, it wouldn't have gone down like bet. So Mark is the reason 9-11-2 hasn't happened. Be grateful. Oh, he's a twat. Yeah, if Mark was, uh, Marky Mark was on that plane, then... And the funky bunch. And the funky bunch. If they were spread across those planes, then the Pentagon would be no more. The world would be a different place. Damn it, Mark. God damn it, Mark. It sucks that you weren't on the plane that crashed into the

Twin Towers. Damn it. Yeah. I love that. I don't wish the guy any harm, but I wish he had died. What? It was by his words. He would have stopped it.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, the main thing that would have been different is that he would have died as well. At least that way, he wouldn't have abused a poor Vietnamese man. More importantly, he wouldn't have abused the IP that is Max Pant. True. Very true. Long live, long die, Max Payne. Yeah. Gigi Noodles 1 says, Hey jar boys, the Australian video rental store, Jarling here.

Thought I'd let you know that the video store did not turn out to be a money laundering business front. Found out because the owners who I never met until today turned up and let my co-workers and I know the business will be closing down in a month's time. They told us it was kept open for legacy's sake, but it's just cost too much. That being said, they're letting me keep an official cardboard cutout of Ramon from Happy Feet. So I ask, what is a situation that started in misery and ended in happiness for you guys? That started in misery? Nothing with a payoff that grand of a cutout of Romano from Happy Feet. I can't even make a joke about that.

Started in misery and ended in happiness. My life. It's only just begun, bro. Yeah, you're reborned. And reborn. That's it, that's what I mean. You're born fresh. You're a human born fresh.

Full circle, baby. Maybe my Tetris career. I'm kind of nice at Tetris. Yes. Look, I just want to bring up very briefly a little bit of a skirt out of the conversation. Yeah, go for it. But, um,

yay. Very bad figure at the moment. Oh, Kanye? Yeah. Oh, you're supposed to call me? He legally changed his name. Who cares?

Um, yay. Um, I don't agree with him. That's, yeah. Cool. Yeah. But his,

his terminology of, I'm kind of nice. at ping pong I don't know that one yeah it's the famous there's that tweet of nice yeah there's the or table tennis or whatever he said

but there's there's a tweet of Kim Kardashian saying like just leave him alone he's really suffering mentally like he's got by better yeah yeah the media needs to leave him alone and then his tweet I'm kind of nice at ping pong

like it's just it's perfect perfect is he is he happiness to misery or misery to happiness or none he's um happiness to misery

yeah yeah he's just been on a a downward one he's been on a downward spiral yeah I mean that's a really specific thing to ask

yeah well it's not really why I chose the question it was the it was the video yeah it's a nice it's a nice foot night um And yep, an ultimate one here for James from Fun Toji. Can James please explain himself for his insane video game takes

That list has left me feeling a type of way. Is this one about the list that is on Reddit? Subreddit. Something's happening on the subreddit. I'm going to go into it more next week. Someone made as a completely unhinged list of apparently game pinions I have. And they're all fucking wrong.

Fallout 76. It's bait. It is fucking bait. he put 4 out of 76 is very good and fallout 4 right yeah Richard 3 being bad you haven't even played like 80% I played yeah infamous second son

literally who until dawn yeah until dawn masterpiece none of us have played it it's fake news it is fake news but it's somehow got into the game of algorithms and normal gamers are like judging me on this fake list That's an oxymoron, man My gaming opinions are simple

It's like near-autonomator And Helldivers That's all that's in my Ever existed That's it Yeah If you haven't played it in the last like month I don't play games

Yeah it doesn't Games You I mean it was a spicy take To say cyberpunk is one of the best game No you said the best game Of the past like 30 years I'll stand by that baby

I'll stand by that No, no, no No I'm standing by that We've got one question left To round this off And it might It's probably in the running For one of the worst questions

Ever asked on Joe Cool To the point where like Minutes before reading it I'm like debating Like do I even fucking Okay read it And if I leave

You know it's a bad one Pooh-Poo-Wee Says this Long-time listener Second-time poster If Gooners Edgers and no fappers declared civil war

who do you think would be victorious who would the boys declare their allegiance to would you fight to destroy the gooners game on wound genies is gooners edges and fappers gooners edges and no fappers well gooners won't do anything because they're not

gooning so therefore they take themselves you're saying that they only get to goon I think gooners would win because if they don't win they don't get to goon they'd be conscripted out of their gooning and they'd have to goon military training so they'd all be like

like 360 no scopers you know they'd all be really like skilled it would be easy to motivate them because they're addicted it's just like yeah you kill 100 people and you get a goon session yeah what what what like how can you motivate a no fapper um you say that there's um there's boards that haven't had no fat supremacy on and they're working yeah true actually

well yeah when they know their enemies the gooners it's like there's gonna be a little bit of fight and the edges they're just I feel like they just won't be able to like quite finish the battle who do you team up with though I'd probably go honestly if it's

I mean it depends if it's if you're answering like morally or you just want to be on the winning side you know because I think the I think the nofppers are fighting for a more valiant cause but are they the underdogs in this situation yeah they're they're a dying breed yeah and the guna's like are edges like the midpoint become to becoming guna where they like I feel like

they could be swayed by the no fappers they they are like right in the middle they're like just one good argument could yeah spin on me So if you have like a, like the Obama of nofappers to sort of convince people to join their team, you know? Yeah, just Obama's everywhere. Yeah, that public figure that can, that they'd need one really charismatic like Rajneesh type guy to just. Obamnas everywhere. Yeah. Obama nofappers everywhere.

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