JAR Media Posdact - Vecna Month Begins!

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:52 Housekeeping 17:13 Awful Estate Agent Show 21:02 2016, the worst or best year? 27:17 Alex' Fav Lolcow 33:37 Ye Predicament 36:36 Dr Who CBT 47:12 Mid Break 48:10 Guilty Franchise 51:33 Paisley Vomits (then slowly eats it) 54:11 JARLing Visualised 56:00 Months. 56:48 Annoying People 1:03:13 Why wont you review it? 1:04:57 With his life on the line... 1:06:22 How to kill time #BroCastS7E3

So the main cast, who do you prefer the most? Um, should we do like a tier list? Yeah, I love tier lists. S tier. Um, the curly hair one. Dustin. Dusty.

Yeah. Dusty's Astier. Um, and the rest are all like, see. Really? Even Mike. Wuzowski? Yeah, well, do you give Mike? Kozelski. He gets an ass.

Who's Mike? You know, in stranger things. Lucas? Lucas. I know Lucas. How'd you know Lucas, but not Mike? Because Lucas does backflips now. Because he's going to be Mars Morales. Is he?

Yeah. I thought he was goat. Is he goat? He's goat. In goat? You're hype for goat. That's going to be funny movie. Hey, I'm the goat.

Buh! Yeah, it looks pretty cool. Buh. Why am I never cast in anything? You are, you're on the cast right now. No, I'm never casted. You're kind of being casted right now. This is your last chance, by the way.

For a stranger thing's biopic. We're just feeling the sea. just feeling the season the Vecna the Vecna rises now's not the time for Vecna that comes later Good afternoon, morning, evening or Vecna everybody, this is

Brocast, Season 7, episode 3 Episode all I'm Vecna joined by Vecna Vecna and Bain I'm Vecna Now's not the time for Vecna That comes later Yeah

This is like a super organic Kind of thing That's just like appeared You know we wanted You really adopted the upside down I was born in it Yeah I just kind of wanted a way to

It's a stranger thing Send off kind of moment Yeah I thought maybe a whole month dedicated to Vakna will be a good way of organically kind of summarizing a lot of feelings. Yeah.

You know? Chinese Vakner. Yeah? What about him? I'm just saying. Like, from that moment on is the month. Oh, like instead of Chinese New Year, Chinese

Vakner. Yeah, Chinese new Vakner. I was picturing, like, Vakner if he was Chinese. Yeah. What, um, what, um, what is the animal of the Chinese new year? Oh, it's a Vecna this year. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, where do you even go from there? Um, I don't know. You could go over to Patreon. The patron's over at the patron. Yeah. They make the show an audio version possible. That raw, unfiltered MP3 over on Patreon ad-free as well. But that's not all.

You get your patron names right out in the first or something. second week of each month nice and humiliating yeah lots of Vakner's yeah get some Vakness in there for God's sake he's more V's I want V to be popping but that also is not all after hours is the supplementary show um last week we did I found the worst video ever yeah it was the worst video ever Vakner's in it Vagner is in it yeah Zagner is in it yeah is in everything. You can check that out as well as some other crazy videos like Jeff

Jeff the Killer Reading, the Donkey Kong Country Show reaction, the TikTok likes video, the Neo-Robot Redactids Goodbye. There's a whole growing playlist over there you can check out and enjoy. And last but at least,

the J.Media Group Chat, which is a group chat. We can leave suggestions like we do in housekeeping, which we can do right now unless you have anything Vecna related you want to add? I just wanted to ask if Vakner's Chance was mentioned in that bit. It's funny you say that because maybe we're not doing Vakner's Chance specifically, but we are doing gummy reviews with Vecna. Gummy reviews feet.

Yeah, the Gummy guys feet Vakner. Yeah, for the special Stranger Things themed Gummies. Yeah. And there might be a sneaky review of the Stranger Wings from Kemp. KFCs, KFC and Stranger Wings combine. They're just the wings, but they just like, pour red blood. The chicken blood on it. Yeah.

Can we review those now, actually? They're okay. Yeah, I wouldn't get them again. Too sticky. Just like, yeah. It just sticks to your fingers for the next month. Yeah. But you do get that stranger wings.

little succulent taste. Yeah, I mean the flavor makes your face go like Vecna style. Yeah, yeah. It's that Vecna skincare routine type. What, do nothing? Get sent to other dimension and peel. Peel? Yeah, like skin peel.

Not like Jordan. Jordan Peterson? What's he got to do with this conversation? That would be a good conversation there. Vecna and Jordan Peterson. Do you believe Vakna's real, Jordan? Well, what do you mean by Vakner? Yeah, I've played D&D.

Is Vakner a D&D thing? Yeah. Everything and so many of things it's... Like Mindflare and chocolate ingredients. Cocoa powder, sugar, milk. Right, you done with the Vakna stuff? for you done with that ridiculous joke that was never funny to begin with?

No. You have more to add on Vakna, do you? No, no, you can carry on. I'll just keep riffing. You know what it's like out here. But this was actually a comment that was on the aforementioned Jalf Drowse about the worst video in the world.

Okay. From S.K.J. Kara, who I thought summed this up quite nicely. AI tools are empowering people who really should not be empowered. 10 years ago, these apathetic terminally online ghouls would have just had to stick to commenting something very stupid every now and again. Now they can make non-sansical five-minute meimo homages featuring all the worst parts of humanity and zero nuance. This is what you get when people who aren't thoughtful enough to be motivated to learn a skill for their creative endeavors,

get a chance to make something regardless. Creation should always require sacrifice so that the creator has to think long and hard about what they want to create. and what the thing they're creating really means. And what the thing they're creating really means. Yeah, but then you wouldn't get Charlie and Vecner hanging up. And doaks. And Dokes and Drake and... So I know which world I prefer, you know?

Reference world, member world. Yeah, member world. I remember, I remember all of it. I remember Vecna. What about if... If Tun, Tun, Tun... Was there? What of Vecna and Tintin, Tintin, Sohor.

Did pull rope against each other. But Tum was too strong. And killed Drake. Triple T killed Drake. I'm Freddie Fasber. Um, well, uh, not everyone is on board with Vecner as I am, are you? Uh... Where are you?

I'm floating around. Floating around between what kind of... On a ten point scale. So if ten is... Like, more, Vecna, yes, is ten. No Vechner, please. So ten is the upside down. Zero is like...

The real world. Kind of, yeah. Okay. I'd go like... Like six. I've just taken my first step into the... the upside down. So you're somewhat.

I'm intrigued. Okay. You see the potential, well. Yeah. One Wendy Burger please, wanker style, said, um... If you actually do the Vakna month bit, I will unsub from the Patreon. Stranger Things has ruined the names Demigorgon, Mindflayer and Vakner in the modern zeitgeist. And as an avid D&D fan, this really pisses me off.

I can't say any of those names in. a conversation about D&D without some normie thinking I like their shit. Why don't you like stranger things? Yeah, what the fuck? Weird, I will like. What about, that's a weird thing to say on Vecna month of all months. Yeah. You couldn't have waited for that to be like over.

Yeah, that's like, that's like... That's rude. That's like being racist in Black History Month. Yeah. That's the only month where it's banned. Yeah. Normally. But you can do it the rest of the time.

just not then. Um, but conversely, Carty lover 84 said not a question, but I have a petite anecdote. Little petite means small in French. I thought it meant

Vecna's love. Yeah? I've got nothing to confirm. You just look like you had something on the tip of your tongue. No, no. Not me. I've been really badly sick the past few days. after coming back to uni but the dogging Wiltshire Vecna had me laughing so hard one of my flatmates came into make sure I wasn't having hysterics in other words keep up the good work necklings and hurry up with that Vecna month

but seriously thanks so much this episode is easily the highlight of my week when I've got a whole month yeah buckle up buckle up um I'm ready to get uh knacked by vac necked by my veck yeah that's quite cool Vakner's gonna

knack ya do people like that what want that to be necked by Vec yeah do you

maybe just this month especially yeah okay well I don't know I don't know if they're like me reading this one. Why?

Do you want me to read it instead? Yeah. I think that's a good idea. Which one? Just this one though. From Noharj. The top one? Yeah.

Okay. DJ Nohage says, Are Jim and Alex hyped for the DCU Batman movie? I don't want to pop your James Gunn Copium bubble, but he's hired the director of The Flash. And it, Welcome to Dairy. Oh, it. welcome to dairy.

Is that the TV show? Yeah. As well as the writer of the flash, bumblebee and birds of prey. I think this universe is officially cooked now, even if you did like Superman. Uh... Yeah, that's piss Vakner off for sure.

No wonder you wouldn't let me read it. Oh, Vecna, what are you doing with DCU Batman? I don't know. I guess like I'm just hoping for a Superman trilogy and that's probably the best I can hope for Yeah, I'm um I didn't even know is this like being made for real or is this just like a loose pen Pended in thing at the moment are they really moving for on this shit? I don't know It is very confusing for audiences weird choices though if that is yeah very strange Because uh Batman's like pretty important

To the DCU. But they've also got the rubber pants and shit going on. Yeah, exactly. They don't want to step on that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see if it's actually real. Yeah.

Especially if WB winds up getting sold and stuff. Maybe it'll just disappear. Didn't really get my idea. Yeah, who knows. And Mr. Blue Pumpkin need R.E.9 says, question for Jim. Should I play dying like two if I bounced off it? I played it during 2022 and despite some much new depatches, I still don't like it very much, save for the parkour.

However, I've been playing The Beast and having an absolute blast to the point where I might do another run and experiment with the new night zombie variant that is always tracking you. I'm also wondering if Jim is interested in playing that mode. Sorry if this question is weird. I just woke up. I haven't heard of that mode. That sounds fun. That sounds cool. I love the survivor aspect of this.

games. What? Did you finish the Beast? No, I still haven't finished it because my PC's been in the shop. I I thought like the gameplay and stuff of Dying Light 2 was good enough to warrant me like finishing it, you know? I was playing through it to enjoy the moment's moment gameplay for nothing else. If you bounce off it then I wouldn't like put much effort To getting like into it It's not like you're gonna get a big payoff Is that the one they randomly got really ambitious on

Yeah they got like a writer from New Vegas Oh yeah And on it Yeah and I told you he got like accused of They were like allegations or something Which turned out to be like false But apparently it was like fucked before then anyway Right

It was just terribly mis- managed and like it's a good game but the beast is better the beast throwing like the beast you know like a beast from the upside down oh like some sort of vachna no no oh you mean more like a demi gorgon yeah like a demi dog i was thinking oh i didn't mean it's the nomenclature is they then most people call them demos nowadays You say Vecna's demos Not like a Like a mixtape

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah Hello, I'm in the 80s underworld They should have done like a 90s one Yeah Vakna with like shorts on Yeah Vecna meets the fresh prince

Yeah I'm gonna get your fresh prince Bechner without care in the world Ah Times are good for Vecna in the 90s Then the housing market Crash in 2008 Tore him down

Even um Even the upside down Couldn't avoid the housing crash Fetna's mortgage was way OTT. Subprime. The top. No, Vecna was selling mortgages in 2007.

He was a mortgage broker. Yeah. Did I tell you I was watching that, like, awful show, the realtor show? No. It's like that... I just wanted like an hour to go and wanted something that I didn't have to use a single brain cell to, compute. So I went on Netflix and saw

it's called like selling London or some shit. It's like estate agents in London. Selling houses like 1% houses to the 1%. So it's like castles that are worth like 20 million pounds and they're like they have ballrooms

and 58 bedrooms and shit. And all these estate agents that are like Eastern European Going like arguing with each other about like No I want the sale I deserve the sale Because like when they Their cut of it is like 400 grand

If they sell like a house Yeah and they were like This word always gets taken out So sorry on YouTube But they are cunts You know You know Vecna needs to go in there and sort some shit out

You know what I'm saying Yeah yeah yeah turn that place upside down yeah why did I mention that even um the because um Vecna was a mortgage broker

and housing crash fucked his fucked his fucked his life up really like he did have a rough time mentally after that

yeah he was he you gotta be fair he was depressed for a bit When Vecna sells one too many subprime mortgages I'd be sad if I was him So cut him some slack

Cut him some Vecna slack Cut him some Vecna, like he's got tentacles Yeah You know cut him a tentacle Hivemind Have you ever eaten octopus? Yeah Minga

Minga? Minging It's horrible Octopus is horrible It can be good No I can't Rye You shouldn't eat aliens

There's a lot of things You shouldn't eat That I like to eat Like what They're not aliens What are Apart from the crisps No you're telling me

Like luncheon meat Isn't made out of aliens Yeah It wouldn't surprise me If it's made from octopus Everything is at the end of it Octopus protein. It's all octopus.

Octopus in a lab. Do octopus have muscles? They're very protein-y, aren't they? How do they move? They're just kind of spasm. And they can, like, fit through anything. Is that traps, tricks? Maybe they are aliens. Of course they're aliens.

They just crashed out and like, they're just living on this whole whole, like, everything's trying to kill me and eat me. Yeah. Poor guys. Poor octopies. Apparently that's not the plural for octopus. Octopuses. Yeah, I don't like that.

What do I? That's a flock of pussies. They do flock together. You know what they say? Pussies together flock. In the ocean. Pussies together flock in the ocean. Um, re-rill, re-reeled.

No, rebuilds, sis. The 2016 phenomena, perhaps. I remember why we were there. We all thought it was the worst year ever. You know, I hated 2016. Obviously, 2025 was utter turmoil. But everyone is posting 2016 memories on social media as, worst day in 2016, etc.

It was a decade ago now. Consensus online is that 2016 was peak golden age. Do you think it was the last year before the descent? Nostalgia, simply aging? I feel like, damn, maybe we all thought 2016 sucked because online, because of the apocalypse and internet scene, etc. Plus Trump. But I guess most people might have had a good time. Redacted. I think if you were alive before the housing crash, then you saw the world go for. from like, like bright and happy to like. Yeah.

Like even, sorry to bring him up again, but even Vecna couldn't like. No, you're allowed to bring him up as much as you want during this month. Yes. Yeah, I do think. There's no running this one into the ground. No, no.

It's impossible. Vakner's too popular. He's too well known. I think, no, I think, No, I think there really is something to that year, for sure. 16? Yeah. I think it was a fucked year.

Um, yeah, because of Harambe. That was the year of Harambe. Yeah, because the cast already existed by then. Yeah. When it began. So we got just the tail end of it. It's like all these cosmic things snapped at the same time. You know, like Harambe, that's one of the force fields down.

David Bowie goes, another force field. You know, Trump getting in, that's just more of the barriers. Yeah, yeah. It's like that ozone layer to the upside down has been like eroded. And now we're becoming the upside down. Then Vecna was freed. You know the story from there. Do you have any Vecna questions for someone that might need a bit of recap?

No. What do you mean for someone who might need a bit of rea cap? Reocam. You know exactly what I mean What do you mean? I thought like Seeing as we're doing a month Based on someone important

You haven't seen the show he's from Who me? Yeah I've seen stranger things Oh right So you know about All the details And

Yep All the experiments gone wrong Yeah Yeah And the mind flayer Yeah The um Dustin

Mike Don't know Mike I do you not know Mike I know Dustin What about And Michael Mike Mike

No Michael Michael Michael No Michelle Michael Michael Do you remember

I think we're talking about a different show I Do you ever learn it when you're driving around or walking somewhere? Does this count as gaslighting? I like locking eyes with someone who's in a car and like quickly doing like a crazy face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then returning like really quickly to being normal

and looking at a different direction. If they're like close to snapping Like Just gonna make them lose it I love doing that one I'm just walking around It must be crazy Yeah

I think that is a form of gaslighting Would you do it like in a shop I'm only through the glass Right Some distance so that there's enough to like question like did they just do that yeah yeah yeah i must be imagining this again yeah it needs to be like missable yeah yeah that's a good one but about 2016 anything else on 2016 um harrambay died then hmm always rams rap gru rambe

Hey, Vecna, I'm gonna wreck you. That's something Mike would say. Who's Mike? Mike Wazowski from Stranger Things. Mike Wiesowski. Retina's 2001 said, I really like the new sound Alex likes to make. What do you mean?

Where he goes burl-l-l-l-l-r. When Vecna-l-l-l-r. When Vecna-no wants to scare you real good from around the corner, Balah-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. Mike, Berl-Lah-L-Hushouski. I find that when you just combine two-pult culture things, it's just always awesome. Yeah, we haven't done enough bane. Yeah.

And with him. When I'm thinking, like, the four main fnaf animatronics versus Vecna. Name the four. Ready, chika, Bonnie. Ryan Bain The Joker Want to know how I got these

Vecna scars So I mention that weird Joker thing The got him The real life Joker The Joker The Santa Cruz Joker It's this like I guess

Speaking of 2016 and like the internet back then, I was like looking at some forum and there was a reply that had this picture of this guy dressed up as the Joker and I was like, I know that face. How do I know that face? As I reverse image search and find the Santa Cruz Joker is like this lull cow dude who's been dressing as the Joker for like nearly 10 years now. making these like reaction videos on Instagram and stuff like that and when I showed you a picture of his face like I saw the memories the memory wave like cast over you yeah yeah yeah you know like a fan of stranger things watching and waiting for the synth to hit went for Mike yeah thoughts um I mean he is the joker this is what the world looks like if there's a joker with no batman

right I think that's what happened in 2016 we didn't get a Batman I feel like we just have loads of jokers just everyone is the Joker so Batman Arkham Asylum came out on the Xbox 360 in 2009

can you double check that um 2011 was Batman Arkham City also in the Xbox 360 that was definitely 2011 followed by Batman Arkham Knight which came out do you know that's making me realize though what in 2015 that um wankers on PS5 just doesn't hit like Wangers on PS4 yeah yeah see I was um they took too long yeah but like on sometimes on older consoles things feel like more authentic yeah do you know what i mean like um and things were real yeah when Xbox was real it was made with like actual wanking love vachna love whereas now it's more like real like real whacking love yeah now it's less real it's more um fiscal you know it's less it's not like vachner selling homes for the love of the game you know vectner's working fucking six days a week um he can barely afford rent on his

own place um he's time poor he's eating bad he's grown a gut um 10 schools yeah he's not following his tentacle care routine. It's a sign of the times. He's kidnapping young gay boys and making them dig tunnels throughout the town.

Yeah. I asked you if you want any context. You didn't want it. I don't need it. I'm not a fucking idiot. It doesn't take a genius. What does it take? Young gay boys, Dean Daniels.

Robert, Robert DiGiano said, can you guys edit irrelevant to the episode character to be standing in the hallway next week? What the fuck did he structure it like there? Read it again. Can you guys edit irrelevant

to the episode character to be standing in the hallway? next week. Yeah. Just say you want Wechner if you want him. Yeah. He's put him there. He's there doing his classic, um, The Force thing. Is he in Fortnite? Yeah.

So we could get him doing a dance. Funny Fortnite dance. Yeah, because Um, Assumptions is in Fortnite now. The song? Yeah. With the dance? Yeah. Like genuinely.

There's bottom G in it? I don't think bottom G is. I want that song. You know the song where he's flying over the city. All his videos are like Sam Smith. Jokes. Bottom G. All his most played ones are.

Oh, they? Yeah. It's the, um, ba-de-dab-da-da-da-da-da-da-be-da-da. Yeah. Yeah, he does a lot with that He does a lot with that Yeah

He dances to that one a lot No, I like... He sings it Yeah, no, I like the song that he Has like done Where he's flying over the city Right, that's right That one's fucking awesome

Oh, this makes a lot of things Makes sense from Honed Edge X4 Mentions of Xbox and Wankers 2 Can't be a coincidence The Wankers franchise is coming to game Pass. If it was an Xbox exclusive, it would be coming to PlayStation, but that's not how PlayStation rocks and rolls.

It will come to PC, I'm sure. The day we get... I think Wankers on Game Pass is a shout. It would be. Wankers on Xbox. That would be fresh. We got a serious one, actually, this comment from Old Year's Still Me. Hey, guys, I know you're playing around at the start of the episode,

but Yee recently got back on medication for the first time, Since 2018, after a stay at a psychiatric retreat, put out what felt like a sincere apology about Jewish people and reconciled his differences with Kim over Christmas privately. It's easy to dismiss all of this because it seems like he apologises a few times a year, but it's so important to recognize that he's back on meds for the first time in a long time. Understand you're not even paying attention to what he's up to, but I do find dunking on him in slightly poor taste by a bipolar disorder is so misunderstood, and him even acknowledging that his bipolar hasn't happened since like COVID until now, Bear Bear.

I haven't seen anything. I saw him apologising to that rabbi, but I haven't seen anything else. I haven't seen anything else either, but I don't use like stuff. But I mean, like, it's still kind of by the by, you know, when someone dresses up in a KKK outfit, you have to be outraged when someone says, they love lots of things about Hitler you have to be outraged when someone

says that like slavery was a choice you have to be outraged like I don't know that um it's like if we were dunking on him for being bipolar that's like a different thing

but like even if it's a mental disability that cause someone to do something outrageous, it doesn't make the outrageous thing okay. You know, the thing is outrageous. Yeah. Full stop. Yeah, that's a complicated one, isn't it? Because, like...

In my opinion. If this, like, them, the commenter, for example, is taking it as... It would be a slight against bipolar because that would explain why he would do it in the first place. and like he wouldn't do it if he was like medicate. Yeah, which could be the case, which probably is the case. But he did it. Yeah. And does that mean you can't? It's not to say he can't be forgiven, but you have to say that what he did was wrong.

Yeah, I think it's interesting. And yeah. I don't even remember what we said about him. We were just joking. You made a joke about. like cuck being dropped oh yeah and I was like oh yeah was that like that was recently wasn't it I was like yeah we're just making jokes at it yeah yeah because it is like you know it is what it is it's everyone talks about it for a reason yeah

but let's so wrap this first half up with a CBT1 that needs to be done a cringe based Huff, the recurring segment where Jim has to guess based off famous quotes. Is it back then? From a fictional character

or a real person sometimes, it can be like philosophy or quotes from a movie or a TV show. Did you have something to say? Did you edit that out? What I? We can make it a surprise if you want.

So are you ready? Hang on, my Stranger Things music is... Oh yeah, just for those listening, we are listening to the Stranger Things ambient playlist to keep us like on character. Can you put it in the episode? Or will it get flat? I don't know if legal will like that very much.

Well, ask the fucking lawyers. I need to. to know if I can have my Vakna music lawyer. Who? Lawyer. Vecna. You have watched it. I know you have. Don't lie.

So yeah, I've got 10 or 11 quotes here. Blur. And you've got to guess, okay? Okay, quote one. Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters. It's the person. Um,

I don't know if C, B or T fits this at all. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't call it cringe, but I don't know if I'd call it based. What about tough? It's not tough. It's not normal either.

It's not normal. The closest is based, I guess, so I've got to give it a base. Okay. Nothing's sad until it's over. And then everything is. Cringe. Never be cruel, never be cowardly.

Haters always foolish, love is always wise, always tried to be nice, but never fail to be kind and never eat pears. Uh... Cringe? You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies. Uh... I'll go tough on that one, I reckon. Sometimes the only choice you have are the only choice you have, are the... bad ones, but you still have to choose. Yeah, based, yeah.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa. The bad things don't always spoil the good things or make them unimportant. Yeah, nice, we can give that a base. You want weapons? We're in a library. Books. Best weapons in the world. Uh, cringe. Crenge.

Why is that cringy? Um, because it made me cringe. Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life, a life without privilege. Cringe. Three more. I have seen things you wouldn't believe.

I have lost things you would never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. knowledge that must never be spoken knowledge that will make parasite to gods blaze so come on then take it take it all baby

cringe the baby really cringed it out at the end do you have any guesses so far um dustin the last one will spoil it but the penultimate one is always take a banana to a party

bananas are good based and last but not least nothing on your mind no guesses nothing on your mind no I'm asking you oh right yeah I thought that was it nothing yeah

you got no guesses before the grand reveal Mike if you want orders follow this one kill yourself the Daleks have failed why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct with the universe of your filth

Why don't you just die Is it Dr. Huit? So that was Doctor Who Which one? I don't know A mixture That was just a mixture From a funky ball fresh

Oh that explains all the cringe then It had a Weirdly like the distribution of cringes to base Was about like what the show is You know Really? It was like you know Have like sincere moments

Yeah nice little bits Yeah David Tennant or we do something charming and then it would just be like really cringy majority cringe for sure so yeah no Vakner in there unfortunately

so I find it pissed me off so I find a quick if I just put like Vakna best quote Yeah best Vakner quote Yeah see what comes up Favorite Vakner quote Um

Hey Siri What's some Vakner's best quote Okay, what about this one? Why do you cry for them, 11? After everything they did to you. Hmm? You think you need them, but you don't. You don't.

Oh, but I know you're just scared. I was scared once too. I know what it's like to be different, to be alone in this Vecna world. That's a good quote. That's based. that's mad like nothing comes up

what's your favorite bank quayette invest in cryptocurrency william he's William he's the gay boy he steals and then makes

dig tunnels they're out the town I always knew he was digging tunnels that's the vibe you You got... Yeah. When he's... My boy is being used to dig tunnels all throughout the town.

I never realized my son was being employed by an interdimensional monster to dig tunnels all throughout the town. But why, sir? Why have you dug tunnels? For fun. Everyone likes a tunnel. I gave him something to do. You know, billionaires love to, like... dig tunnels under their properties.

They are all Vecna. They were trying to connect their tunnels. Like, you know, like in Vegas, like every building was connected underground. Yeah. It's like, uh, Diddy. Diddy's tunnels? Yeah, he had tunnels. He had a tunnel that went straight into Kaysanat's house.

He's making a joke? Maybe. Went straight into Kevin Hart's bedroom. Hello, Kev. It's all connected. The web of Vecna tunnels goes deeper than he could have thought. He connects them all. Connects to Bubba's yacht.

Yeah, it goes from Epstein's Island. He followed the tunnel to... Do you say Epstein? No, Vecna's yacht. Weckner's island. Factor's island. Was Vecna redacted? He's going to be fucking soon.

I mean in the files. Oh, right. Yeah. He's who they're protecting most. Yeah. You know what, man. What? Just don't hit the fucking same.

Yeah. It just doesn't feel the same. This is a perfect metaphor for addiction, you know? You just got to let it go, man. You got to learn to let it go. I can't. It's Vecna month now. It's Vecna, it's Vecna.

Just say good night to Vecna, man. Talk him into bed. I can't do it. Goodbye, Vak. But there's no... Sandy month There's no Cyborg month

No more months We can do Cyborg Okay maybe Cyborg Put a bit in that one Yeah Cyborg But there's month shit It's been there

Done Yeah No more When you're riding high And you don't look down Never get what you meant Now Good night

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Beijing. You! In Beijing. Um, they have to come from Beijing, though. Or Singapore? Um, bay blading can start us off here. Are there any franchises you know are terrible and washed up now, but you still deep down like? Something like Star Wars where you cringially still think lightsaber's a badass or something. Alex can't say destiny. And Super Slam replied saying, in my opinion, Alex can say Destiny, I got you, bro.

Yeah, Destiny's a good one. As is everything that inspired it, Star Wars, Halo, Mass Effect. Just everything I grew up with, basically. Yeah, but I don't like them anymore. None of them. Well, like, I like Halo 1. Yeah, so that counts. Well, no, but like, that's not like I'm not on board with the franchise.

Yeah, but that's, it was saying something like you still find badass or cool. Oh, okay. Deep down like, yeah. Right, yeah. Yes, lightsabers, they are cool. Stranger Things? The Force, Stranger Things, Vecner. Yeah.

Even though the ending was dissatisfying, I still think he's a good character. He's a good villain. Enough to base a whole month around at least. Yeah. Um, an honest one, like Marvel. Marvel. I like superheroes.

I think they're really fucking cool. Especially when they go like... Get out of 11. You know what I mean? I like the franchise of the franchise. I love the franchise. I love the franchise's... I love the franchise's rampage with the Rock Johnson.

I like when the big monkey goes... Do you remember that at the end? He's... Oh, yeah. It's like fucking weird. And the monkey laugh. Big funny monkeys. It's got the leaning guy in it.

He was on a role for a few years there. Rampage skyscraper. Skyscrape is fucking cool. That's a good franchise. Rampage was 2018. It was like inspired by Harambe like it was a send-off. Yeah. Yeah.

It's what he would have been had he not been killed Then we would have had our own rampage Yeah Oh my god So that's a good franchise I like anything I think swords are cool Swords

Yeah Like ninjas I think swords are cooler than guns Yeah When you're like Like a sword fight Yeah a lightsaber

Yeah I think It's cool to have a sword In a sci-fi world I thought What was it called? Cherry Rye Moon or whatever Oh Cherry Rye Moon The um

Zach Snyder film Yeah How did you get How did you guess that's what I was talking I mean You said what it's called Wait. What?

Oh no. What the fuck? What the fuck? I don't know what to do. I'm like Stanlock about this. Problem sorted. Swam! I don't know if the camera can even see that.

Probably not. Oh my god. I'm trying to talk about something. talk about something while in the background basically sick onto the fucking floor and then slowly starts

really like passionately eating yeah she was like I must not up choos enough so she was really chiming it first I was trying to ignore it but then she like oh my god

dogs are so gross It looks like actual shit Yeah You're just out of her mouth and it Oh my god What the fuck will be talking about Uh Fucking swords

Swords, sure They are cool in there Yeah Um Lopticle says Describe the being that is conjured In your mind when you hear the word

jarling something with like a long tail like a I'm thinking like picture like a water drop yeah right

so it's like a blob but a water drop upside down and you know it goes to like a point like a balloon but the point like extends

kind of like a sperm cell sort of shape but more like chunky chunky sperm yeah like a chunky sperm that's like kind of cute dibby yeah and it

maybe moves like a snake it swims is like a snake no but it's like it's upright though like jabber so it's like a really strong jabber yeah but it's got like cute eyes and arms so it's rotter yes it's kind of like

rotter so everyone's rotter the hut who's now like ripped is roth of the hut ripped yeah he's in the the gregu movie

really yeah yeah he's played by the bear oh yeah there's a Star Wars movie coming out and no one gives a fuck

can you blame people it's the Globbshit movie yeah it's the most exciting one yet for me If Subalba and shit appear, I'm like gonna be hyped

That is gonna be sick Um Ask slash JAR media says Can we either have Vecna month or wanking month Well we've made that decision clearly Yeah Um Do you think Vakna wanked

Um I think he's kind of been burn all over Burned Yeah When he wanked so much There's no skin left. He wanked himself to burn. You got

friction burn and now he's got no skin anymore. He wanked his skin away. Vakna, you can't wank everybody like you've wanked yourself. I'll wank till the end of time. I don't know what Vakna sounds like. He pretty much sounds like.

Does he? Gingolaudic says Have you ever had somebody in your life that you very low-key couldn't stand? Not that they'd really done anything wrong towards you or really anything explicitly wrong in general regardless though they're extremely grating

every time they speak you just think shut up you goofy little and internally imagine yourself Snyder slamming them eventually though they'll do something nice that reminds you they haven't actually done anything then you feel bad what Snyder slamming

you know just one smack right um someone you just hate and want to assault even if they don't deserve it I feel like I mean yeah but they've never been like you don't really get close with people

you just don't like yeah the last time I can remember that kind of thing was like in school yeah it was like we have we have to be in close proximity that's the only reason we are yeah and it's just like a chore but I did

speaking of Snyder I found my my original Man of Steel ticket No way Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah what a movie So I'm actually more of a Snyder fan than the real fans I fucking love Man of Steel I'm gonna fucking kill you I love when he kills and when His father sacrifices Yeah I love love when he genocides his own people.

Who does? Kevin Costner? Spider-Man? Superman, sorry. What are we talking about? Vecna? No, Man of Steel. Vakner's not in Man of Steel? Vakner of Steel. I thought Vakna's in ever all.

Which would get more butts in seats? Man of Vechner or Vakner of Steel? Vakner of Steel. Feet Mike's season two variant. Who's Mike? He's like the main guy. And by the way, Vecna, I loved you all the way. Every single day I've loved you, Vecna.

Does he say that? And if you just sit down and we all have a tea party, we're all going to come together like that. Let's sit down and play D&D. Let's sit down with my mom and play D&D. I'm Vector, and now you've convinced me to play D&D, and now I love you all, and we'll just play games nicely and all kids.

I'm Vechner and now I started a podcast, a get better podcast for men who... I'm Vechner and you can be better. Have you seen Jordan Peterson's new school? The Vecner School for the needy and abled. Are you needly slash abled? Are you in need of being Vecna? Just join to this tentacle and then become the hive mind. I wish life was that easy

Go on Just plug in Lose your individuality Okay Don't mind if I do Yeah it's called One of Mark Zuckerberg's Five billion nipples

Yeah Nipples Everyone's suckling on Mark's nips He's like that Doctor Who sheet Do you know the villain That's just a sheet Yeah I love that villain I'm a sheet doctor

Yeah it's just sheets of nipples Yeah Connected through cables So everyone Can So one hive mind can feel The billions of babies suckling Us being the babies of course

Time for the nip Five billion nipples Suckling on my teats The nips like a big sheet Yeah, I'm thinking like the same premise Everyone has like a A sheet skin in their house With the nipple in the middle of it

And there's like a buzzer that goes off At a certain time Got a drink Now Sustin and so clock Sustin and so clock Yeah Oh, it's extra creamy

Mama must be nourished The sheet must be nourished The sheet must be nourished And she's healthy, we're healthy That's fucked up dude It's the future though That we're fucking broketing towards We're not slowing down

Well speed it up then please Yeah. If that's what we're waiting for. Accelerationist for the nipple sheet. Nipple future for all. Don't you want in on this, Vecna? Do you need to check, like, where yours was made? What do you mean?

Like, when you look at the receipt. Well, they're Chinese, right? They're all made in China. All of them. Yeah. Hmm. Humans get shipped from all over the world to China. Voluntarily. Voluntarily. Yeah. So everybody wants to be a part of something greater.

Well, it's voluntarily if your social credit's not high enough, then you put into a lottery. Into the... Into the nipple lottery. The hunger games. The nipple hunger games and you have to sacrifice your nipples if you lose. Or if you win, haven't decided yet. You get an extra nipple sheet. Twice the nourishment.

Twice the nourishment, double the fall. Well, a cleebag says maybe could we have a video of you guys playing wankers in PlayStation 5 or reviewing it or wanking? Oh my God. What do you care? Why are you so on our case? Anyway, it's like the PlayStation Vita Where you can't record it really Well, even like

Even the PS4 is tricky to record Why? It's got DLXG Spacers Which negate Capture Performance It's got the wanker blockers Yeah

It's got a chastity little Gage Yeah, every single BS4 That's why it was so expensive When it came out You know Because like they had to have a little

Custom built chastity cages Every single Uh Release A bundle copy of PlayStation With Wankers included Yeah, yeah, yeah Collectors Edition

Chastity Belt But it was one of those annoying ones We don't get like a physical copy It's like just a Yeah You open the steel case and there's no disc Just a code

What the fuck, wankers You can call up Sony and complain Yeah I wanted my wanking physically You owe me a disc of wankers Yesterday Um Um

Poo investigator says will the elephant in the room ever be addressed about the time jim played wankers revelations with his life on the line can you can't do you is that the end of the question will you continue to act like that never happened um can you read it again would the elephant in

Would the elephant in the room ever be addressed About the time Jim played Wankers' Revelations With his life on the line Or will you continue to out like That never had With his life on the line What do you have to say for yourself? Wankers' Revelations is and always will be a disappointment

You were more into Wankers Two Wanker's annihilations Wankers renegades Yeah Wankers Substance

Fuck What about this one from Mummy Wake Up Hey Jha I recently started a very boring job At a local government office My day consists of opening Slotting mail

And entering tax information into a computer The work is incredibly dry, boring and repetitive We are allowed to bring headphones so we can listen to things while we work, what should I listen to that could best make use of that time and or make the job more enjoyable? Propaganda of any sort, really.

Something extreme. Yeah, something extreme that will radicalise you. That lacks nuance. Yeah. I know. A good rule of thumb is to kind of feel it out with your emotions. Like, oh, is that making me feel sick slash angry? Yeah.

And if it does, then just follow that instinct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find the root of your anger. And chase it to the very end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But rest easy knowing that AI will soon replace you. What's your, what's she actually listened to? AI generates a podcast of his own voice.

Yeah. Is that where we're going? Make me a podcast of me talking about the history of Jay-Z. Jay-Z? Ghostroats still dry. Did you know that? In 20 minutes, apparently. Only 20 minutes. He's such a fucking knob.

Jay-Z will be going to prison soon, though. Give me the brutal history of Japan and World War II as a podcast of me doing the voice, but remember not to keep it too dark and miserable, will you? generate now. That's what I want to be listening to. Do me a podcast with my voice recounting the war crimes committed by every sovereign nation. But add a couple jokes. Keep it light.

And also my co-host is Megan Fox and there's really high sexual tension. And she's so wet you can hear her squelch. Maybe the future is not I think of Maybe the future is not going to be so mad You know what? I think the future's bright Or at least wet

I think the future is going to be darn sloppy A squelcher of the future Wark it, oh Oh Um Read this in a bad accent can take us away here. Bear Bear, boys, one thing I really enjoy in the cast is that ad lib weird voices and impressions. If you're to be cast in one of those absurd adult cartoons, what character archetypes would you be and what voices do you think you would want to do for a whole character?

What could be their catchphrase? Thanks, lads keep serving Vecnussi. Vecnesee, that's nice. That would be cool. like a nuclear family like what is going on with vekner really and he's like a dad he's got two little rascal kids and a wife and he's just trying to make are they normal or are they vecknery they're all veckner they're all they're all they're all like veckner style and he's got like he's got a kid on the way yeah yeah and he's got some funny

neighbors who are just characters yeah vekner dog and a cat but the simpsons i'd probably Um, I'd probably do Homer Simpson if I was going to do a character. We're releasing this new show. The Simpsons. It's called the Simpsons and it's got Jim being Homer Simpson this time. No. It's going to take getting used to, but with time. Do you want to hear me do the Homer scream?

Yeah. Ah! Yeah, who can I be in this show? Lisa No You can be a pee Sure He's my favourite

Yeah Go on I'll do that on Jaffter hours Thank you Come again I don't know Maybe like Did I already say my vector idea

Of like a nuclear family thing What's that Like imagine like the nuclear family but with Vecna. Like nuclear family like The Simpsons. No, more like Family Guy. Family guy doesn't have a cat. They do have cats.

They don't have a cat. Instead of like the chicken fight, it's the Vecna fight. Yeah, he does Vakna fight. Like the dad. And he's got this ongoing, like, thing with... What dad? What do you mean the dad? Like, the family guy.

I thought Vecna was the family guy. No, that wasn't the other one I picked. Alright, this is a different one. That was Simpsons inspired, this is family guy inspired. Yeah, but who's the main character? Just like a random dad, he's called V. He's called like, Valerian. Yeah, so he fights Vakner.

Yeah. But very rarely. Yeah, like, once a season. Yeah, 15 minutes. Yeah, once a season. And there are cutaway gags that do involve Vecna, but he's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

not the main character or anything yeah he's just like he's like Kramer he's like Kramer or a looming threat that's building season via season yeah everyone in the world part that's it's a egulous I did I did reverse every time you said that in the previous really yeah why because I because like this accounts is spoiling right it does it's a dick move you're gonna forget this time though I'm gonna be playing Xbox on Wankers 5. I'm going to be playing the Stranger Things game, but when I get bored of that, I'm going straight on Wankers.

Wankers is in like constant rotation. It's one of the ways. Oh, Dark Souls 2 is making me range. I'll just chill out on Wankers for 10 and get back to it. Well, I guess, um, wanking. You didn't say the thing. When you get to this moment, make sure you say in the comments,

I want more Vecna month. I want more of Vecna months. Give us more Vecna.