JAR Media Posdact - VENOMIZED ALVIN

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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Should we do our voice acting reels? Okay, do Iron Man first. What do you want? Nice. Bruce Banner. What do you want? Nice. Thor.

What do thy want? Black Widow. What? Spider-Man. What do you want? You got the gig, dude. Yes. Don't get blocked.

Should we make like a song off of Don't get blocked? Don't get blocked. Yeah, that's fucking beautiful. I've got one Alvin Alvin Bobalvin Banana Fan of Fofalvin FIFA My Melvin

Alvin Alvin Oh small Get him Let's run that into the fucking ground Yeah Let's ruin it Let's ruin it

Let's ruin it Yeah Alvin It's one of those weeks Where it's really difficult To follow up one that's so fire Yeah so we're not even going to try.

So it's like why even try? We're going to actively make a bad one. Yeah. Yeah. It's so good, dude. It's harder as it. Who's the guy who has the Alvin? Who has the Alvin's?

Yeah. The triple Alvin kind of situation. Yeah. Alvin. Like what's that character's name in law or just in the movies? No, in law. Or the evil guy is trying to chase the Alvins and I can't remember his motivation. He wants to turn them into a dress or something?

He wants to breed them. I think. Yeah, he wants to breed them and get all the money. That's right. You want his little baby out. That's why he introduces the female ones. Shit, yeah. They were kind of dark movies the more you think about it. Yeah. No, there's a lot of, uh, you know, cerebrality. They are cerebral, thoughtful kind of films. Yeah. A thoughtful, uh, franchise.

Yeah, they really engage the amygdala. Yeah For all ages as well Yeah Yeah You can be a baby You could be an adult It could be somewhere in between

And Alvin Will always speak to you Yeah Yeah I was thinking like Would it be too much For I might have to take this out

As a theory right Or as an idea I'm just throwing I'm just I'm thinking out loud Whatever you say You know A whole episode

where one of us speaks normally but in post is Alvinned. Do you think that would be too much? No. What do you think it's just more clever? We could get Alvin in the therapy. Therapy's gym could come back. I think everyone would love that, yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh. It's funny how closely together we have the most hated Jarre episode and the most liked one. Well, I, see, the thing is I'm starting to do the doing it, Joe Rogan style. Oh, we just don't pay any attention to anything. Yeah, you ignore all feedback. Ignore all feedback so that you never change. I'm having some really intrusive thoughts about Alvin now ever since that shit.

Really? I was, like, speaking of Joe Rogan, I was picturing, like, how Alvin would go on Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Joe Rogan would not, like, capitalize it. He'd ask him the most, like, boring shit. Yeah. You know, he'd just, like, rant about, like, stabbings in the UK or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, like, um, Alvin's trying to, like, crack a joke here. Yeah, yeah. It's just going over jokes. Yeah, he's just not even, like, click it. Yeah. Yeah. Or really dark one, and I might have to take this out.

I was thinking, I was already, like, planning thumbnails ahead, which I do sometimes. Uh-huh. I was thinking, like, Alvin's red, kind of like the jacket you're wearing. You know, he's the red one. Yeah, he is. Red hoodie. I am wearing a red. You actually, Alvin, but.

It was not. No, I was thinking like, what's a film that has like a red character, like a famous scene with a red thing? And I was thinking, shit. The little girl from Schindler's Lest. But imagine it's like Alvin. Yeah. And then I was thinking like, maybe that's why he's going on Joe Rogan

because he like releases an album and that's the album cover. It's like that frame with him in there. And he's like canceled and then he does the like cancel tool. Yeah. The podcast cancel tool. Yeah. Yeah, the album cover could be like him with his hands in his pockets and the hood up, like stood in front of Auschwitz. Stood in front of all the shoes or something.

Yeah, yeah, I think that would be kind of tasteful of him. And he's like, oh, it's just a jerk, man! Yeah, yeah. Can't say anything more. Yeah, it's... I did my DNA test. I'm 0.4% Australians. Yeah. You too?

Disappointed in you, Alvin, man. Yeah. No, I was like, I was, I was almost Joker snapping. Really? I was just lying in bed, like, trying to fall asleep. And I was just, like, laughing, like, the Joker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just at the imagery in my head of this whole story, you know.

I just had a cool idea. What was that? Um, one of Alvin's, like, chipmunk babes. The chip-hirts. One of his chip-harts. Um, one of his harum. Like a seal But

She's like In like a Holly Quinn Get up Oh bro Talk about Goon fuel right there Yeah Yeah

Yeah And yeah But she only does it For Alvin Sort of thing Right Kind of like Like Elon Musk

In making his Like Burke Chrysher and Elon Musk And how he dress up As the angel From Overwatch Yeah

Yeah You know what I mean Yeah Did Bert Crischer Do that for Elon As well I think so That's where he'll

those joke ideas from or something. Yeah. Yeah. He was the machine. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and Jans, I'm working a broadcast season 7, episode 35. Getting up there, man. There are more episodes of this season than years I've experienced on Earth.

Really? Yeah. How many years have you experienced on Earth? As a soul, I mean, not as your corporeal form. Oh, right. Well, I didn't have a soul until I was at least 27. Really? Yeah, it was kind of like a demonic, like, apparition up until that point, you know.

So you've only developed a corporeal flesh recently? Yeah, pretty recently. Wow. I'm just a babe inside. I'm just a babe inside. Yeah, I'm Alex, joined by Alvin. I'm not Alvin. I'm

At best I'm Simon At best you're Simon Yeah Who am I If be honest Like out of the three of them I think you are Alvin I'm sorry

If you're being honest with yourself Looking in the mirror Which one are you? At the moment Theodore At the moment That's a funny way to preface that What do you mean at the moment?

It's just how I'm feeling You know What the cute fan favorite No the fat shit one Everyone loves the adult Yeah but they like him because he's fat and shit You know he's the fuck up one

He's not the fuck up He's the fan favorite with the best voice Does he have the best voice? Yeah The fan least favorite is Simon Everyone has an issue Is Simon Yeah

Simon got allegations Well, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out with the Jarm Media Patreon from as little as one pound. Wow. What can you buy for one pound? Not even a bag of sweets now. Yeah.

That's when it was over for me when I look at my blue gummies in the aisle and I'm fucking serious, bro. Do you remember those at Sainsbury's used to be able to get like three bags of sweets for a pound? They're not do that anymore. No. They got rid of it.

No, but they have all the same. sweets and there's 70p each. There used to be 33.3 recurring pants. So this is the problem in Brexit. Yeah. This is what happens when you get all the immigrants here. Yeah.

Well, yeah, the Jiamedia Patreon. We have all sorts of perks over there, little tears going on. You make the show and audio version possible. You get the raw unfiltered MP3 ad-free. You can put on your RSS feed host of choice. What's that, Alvin? say um when you say tears it's not an emotional thing um i actually mean it as a double entendre oh sorry

i retract that edit that out so i don't like looking ignorant yeah you don't want to ever make mistakes no i think that's another thing i've been thinking about is that you know like zoomers they're scared to like dance and be cringe ever i'm thinking like there's a kind of gap in the market for being cringy and i'm feeling like you know what maybe that's the flag i can put in the sand i think i think think there's plenty of fucking people out there fill in that that role but like if you want to do that go for it yeah it's like

let loose dance fat and ugly stupidly you're talking to Theodore dance fugly style yeah I wish I was more comfortable dancing why you know because I'm I'm more like I'm comfortable I'm more like

peacemaker when I dance I can't but he's got some moves no I know but he doesn't it in the privacy of his own home. Do you know what I mean? He like closes the door, puts a record on. That's where you learn your skills though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't utilise my skills in the wider world. Unless it's eight pints deep. Unless I'm, yeah, unless my, my, um, my, uh, hard drive stops like, remembering, you know? Right, right. Yeah. Um, I've got an external hard drive. Well, you get your patron names right out in the first or second week of each month, if you're a debby tier or above.

So that's attached to this very episode for September. Yes. They're a bit humiliating. As well as Jafter hours. Supplementary show, past 100 episodes of that goodness. Last time we did Sonic.exe3, finish the trilogy. But if that's not to your style, I don't know why it wouldn't be, but you have the option of the absolute Batman, as they say. Um, well, as, I think it was as, I can't remember which, uh, as bad as they say.

It's just an as they say, okay? For the first volume of absolute Batman. Um, Halo cutscene reaction video. Mm-hmm. Thinking about putting that one public, actually, because it's kind of funny. Yeah, I'd be down because of how ridiculous it is, as well as the Spider-Man brand new day discussion, like an hour long thing there. Sillier stuff like the Supergirl Lloyd Cut. Um, best underrated, best slash underrated jar memes pays these checks.

JAR Radio. I'm nearly ready for another jar radio actually. Oh, yeah. Because those are fun. They are fun. I love doing those. And it's like a style of content that can't really put on YouTube because we like having the whole songs playing

and talking about them in depth, which I wish you could do on YouTube. Like I'd love to do that. Yeah, they're cracking down even more on that stuff, though, aren't they? Yeah, within reason. I've seen now you can actually like license huge famous songs now. So I've seen certain channels doing that. We just need to start making our own music so we can just...

Something more badassier than Queen. More badassier than Adele. Yeah. We can easily be more badassier than Queen. We could do our own Alvin song. Yeah. Easy. Show me the money.

Money, money, money. Paisley's chance. Yeah, fuck. That was the main one I forgot. Yeah. And last one, not least the Jal Media group chat

is a group chat where I plucked stuff for all the housekeeping when relevant and the question section towards the end was nice to see what people are

unhingially talking about and it's all literally cheaper than a bag of fruit gams that's crazy you can't even get two bags of like strawberry laces for that kind of value you know what I mean

Yeah you know what I mean Are you a strawberry lace strawberry lance or strawberry pencil sort of fellow I like buying one of each and like wrapping them into like a a mega

news yeah strawberry news yeah well yeah let's do some housekeeping then we round off conversations and just kind of

keep the groove grove in you know cringially I do just want to preface by saying my balls do hurt yeah not even a joke no not a joke I know what might calm you down there

if any time you feel really a bit distressed. There is an empty box of Halo Nuggets, McDonald's on the table for you. Thank you. An empty box. Yeah, the Mower Nuggets. I'm glad they're real. You thought I was lying? I did think you were lying. Can you fucking fault me? How often do you lie? Well, compared to, like, ratio-wise, compared to how much you truth?

Okay, no, I would preface that though by like, lie, not that often. Maybe one out of ten things I say is a lie. Even that's quite a lot. But white lie, maybe seven out of ten. Yeah, but that's still a lie. No, but white lie is not as vicious. So plus the black lie, that's like nine out of ten. What's the black lie?

Well, you said that one out of ten is not a white lie, just a lie. So I'm calling that a black lie. Oh, okay. You know, like Stevie Wonder said. What? Stevie Wonder said, Stevie Wonder said, a white one will turn to a black one. Oh, yeah.

In terms of lies. Good pool. I was listening to that album the other day. Really? Is it good? I've never listened to a Stevie album. Really? Yeah.

I just get jealous because I'm like, how the fuck you're so talented on, like, a piano game? keyboard and you can't even see you can't even see the fucking keys I'm struggling to play like a great ball Was it songs in the key of life Um I found like that

A cheap um record in like a secondhand one Really? Yeah yeah I got that one See I almost bought London calling yesterday Why didn't you? So it was 30 quid And I thought that was a bit That's kind of standard for like a new

Was it in like a new record shop Where they were new or was it second hand? I think it was all secondhand Huh Yeah, because it was like It was like we buy and sell records And I say, well Because there's the double market, right?

There's newly pressed ones that are about 30 quid And then there's like Sort after older ones that have value Because of like when they were printed Or like how many in it was Because I was looking at I found animals A Pink Floyd record in a second hand shot

And it was like an older one Yeah And that was like 40 quid or something Wow Yeah I was like damn I really want it I'm not paying. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Well, I would have bought it for 30 quid had I not just bought a car. Shit, yeah. Which was more expensive. I didn't even know you're doing that. Yes. I bought a car yesterday. A Ferrari?

Bugatti? Maserati. Yeah. Let your money coming strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what they say? You look after your pennies and your Maserati's all fucking.

Fuck, okay. Hell yeah. Nice. Um, well, let's get to housekeeping then with the she, sheer wave starting us off. Alvinized Jim. Anything about that? I want Venomized Alvin. Yeah, yeah.

Don't give me this alvanized fucking... I'm not interested in it. Alvinized? Yeah. I quite like the wordplay. I still want to see venomized. Yeah, I like the terminology, but when you think about it, it doesn't, it doesn't map quite as well. Hmm.

It's not in the law in the same way. Yeah, that's not correct. I'm not worried about it because I like Vecanized as well. Like, and that's not law. Kind of is. Is it? I don't know.

I've not, I don't know. They're like words. I've never seen a single episode of Stranger Things. Really? So. That's a white lie. That's it. That's a Venomized lie.

No, what was I going to say? Yeah. Yeah, I want to see Tim Venomized. The important man. Get your Tim stickers now. Yeah. I will take anyone getting Venomized. You know what? I want fucking Spider-Man to get Venomized. Yeah. You know what? Fuck yeah. That's a good idea.

Yeah. Yeah, because I guess I never thought about that. He kind of looks like a wormy version of Spider-Man. Yeah, he looks weirdly similar like the eyes and everything. Like, Venom looks like Spider-Man. Like, I want to see a film where they interact. That would be cool. I could imagine it being badass. Yeah, and they could do the Spider-Man point meme. Hey, you look just like me

You look venomized Hey, what are you, venomized or something? Yeah Like, these films just write themselves Like, oh, the Russo brothers, they make such good... It's like, they literally sit there and they do this. Yeah, yeah They get paid tens of millions of dollars to venomize

Thanos or whatever. Yeah, and it's like, this is the problem with classism because why don't we get that? Venomized out. To do the same thing. What, our names aren't Russo. Because the Beltman Brothers doesn't look as good on a fucking Avengers poster.

Fuck you, Hollywood. Yeah. Woke fucking assholes. Yeah. Thanks, Alvin, for being on our side every time. Yeah. Even though you're so rich and famous, you'll always be on our backs. Yeah.

Alvin isn't woke. Yeah, exactly. He's actually very, very far right. John Frohmez says, really good episode. You can really tell the P. or feel the pee energy. The boys must be starving for some pee.

Seeing as it's nearly been a year since P month, I really like your story about one of the chipmunks being trapped on Little St. James. Keep it up, mangers. Yeah? Yeah, we've started calling this room. We call it, like, the writing room. Yeah. Because we just sit down with the pan and we cook.

The sign on the front of the door. there's a slider and it's either venomized or not venomized, right? If there's like creative energy going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta slap that shit down, you know? Yeah, you gotta slap that fucking shit down. Yeah, yeah. Um, Rettom says, can we get a one hour plus discussion on Jaffter hours about which chipmunkers receiving the best dome?

Mm. And Usto Morse said bring back blabs for it. No. Blame. Rex Monsters said this is the golden Freddy era of Jarr. You mean the venomized golden Alvin? Gold Venom

Venomizes Theodore. Connor Dooland said this episode may be happy to be alive. Wow. Fuck yeah, bro. Okay. Seek therapy, dude. Noidid monk said, I knew it was going to be one of those episodes when I

accidentally skipped 50 minutes ahead and they're still talking about having it chip excellent work once again um red jarr said hi boy sorry if this sounds the move but i'm in a pretty rough spot currently and just wanted to thank for the years of entertainment and laughs you have provided i want to listen to this one especially i hope all the best to you funny way of phrasing that i hope all the best to you i want to listen to this one especially yeah cool hope you got some venomized kind of yeah yeah Get some chipmunk top, you'll be fucking right as rain. Oh man, he is a name, says,

please do Redacted Month again, please, Alex, you were right. At the time we hated it, but now we're begging for more. Yeah, well, it's kind of, um, like we've all learned a lesson together in a way. You don't know what you have until it's, until the month. Yeah. Until the, until the, until the month is over it. whatever. You don't know what you got until it was venomized.

Yeah. That's going to be like the last line in Secret Wars. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Alvin! Here's my plan, right? This is like a potential, right?

I've got the title thumbnail combinations already planned out for the month of October. Whoops. Um, I might have to cut this out because it might spoil it. Yeah, that's fine. Look, it, if the, if this Alvin thing keeps going, if the inertia builds, I'm thinking, week one, it's simply just called Chippets. Mm-hmm. Week two, Simon.

Mm-hmm. Week three, Theodore. Yeah. Capping off Halloween, Alvin, with like the caps. It's not subversive enough thing. Alvin. Okay, how about this then? If it's not subversive enough, how about this?

First week. Venomized Chippets. Second week. Venomized Simon. Uh-huh. Penultimate week. Venomized Theodore. And finally.

Venomized Alvin. No, then you do non-just Alvin. That's the subversion. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll make sure to take that out, though,

because that's too good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a grand. Yeah, Joe Rogan will steal it. Um, the Enigma says, how about a backlog question every week? The oldest ones could serve as a time capsule to old jar perhaps. Mm. Don't mind that idea.

Yeah, maybe. Or, block him. Yeah. Venomize him. Yeah. Um, oh shit, Moosey says Simon's chance. Ooh. Okay, that's a shout actually

Yeah I'm a couple more here For housekeeping Vishal Calli Charan says DeFat kind of thumbnail is this You always know when there's a Hitchhiker A

Yeah A drifter Yeah From far away land They saw it Yeah there was I didn't screenshot it But there was someone that was like I clicked on this video

And thought it was going to be a Video essay about Alvin Because it was called The title was like Can Chipmunks sing verbosely So What the hell

Kind of vanomized Alvin Something What's this? Um Uh yeah Dugsul said I've been listening since Portal Gun Bum Fun

Wow And Alvin being Forcibly inflated With teleported feces Until he pops It's probably the single worst mental image you ever put in my head. What?

Thanks guys. Keep it up. Don't you remember that? It was really unhinged because like we did what that other commenter was saying going back into the backlog and pulling it out. And it became this like 25 minute diatribe about like Dobby being this investigative investigative. Oh yeah. Yeah. And unraveling some kind of mystery about a technology that can teleport poo into stuff. That's right.

Yeah. Alvin, of course, was in the mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clever shit, man. Yeah. Well, he's got the hoodie and stuff so he can keep his identity on lock. Yeah. Right.

And last one for housekeeping. Uh-huh. From Eden, chimera. Yeah. Dear quote Alex and quote Jim. Yeah. Whatever you do, do not look up what the horizontal band near the bottom of a towel is called. Okay.

So, of course, I looked it up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he told you, he said don't. Well, I thought it was going to be something like racist or something like this. But the horizontal ban near the bottom of a towel is called a Dobby border. Okay. Why do they exist? Ice hunting down Dobbies at the border. Ice executing Dobbies in the streets.

The Dobby border. you got a problem with that? Yeah Well no Like why do you tell us have that The Dobby border Yeah To keep the magic in

Oh To not let the magic seep Yeah You know Uh huh Master Alvin That would be a cute little Like hopefully that's in season two of Harry Potter

You know Yeah explaining the border Alvin gives His hoodie to Dobby to free him A bit of a retcon How does he No, but you can't have him without his hood. He loses so much aura when he's hoodless.

No, but it's like a double reveal. It frees Dobby unlocks Dobby from the curse or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember. The law? Is it like magical or is it just like, is it psychological? No, it's, it's institutional. Cultural.

Institutional. Well, it's not like Dobby's actually held to. Legally, he is. Like, within... It's like a contract and, like... Once you get clothes, then it breaks the contract. Within elf kind of law. Yeah, yeah.

But, like, realistically, there's no actual consequence if he just was like, fuck this. No, there is. He'd be, like, chased. He'd be hunted and venomized. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think is pretty clear. But that would be the double reveal, though.

He gives the hoodie. Then it's revealed that under the hoodie, Alvin has been venomized already. Oh, God. Tees for Marvel shit. Yeah. Yeah. Alvin will be back in Secret Wars. Yeah.

He's the one who gives the black suit to fucking Spider-Man. Fuck. That's clever shit. Yeah, yeah. They're fighting and then, yeah. Fuck. Write that down. Write this down.

Fuck. Hang on. Alvin gets. No, Alvin's already. Oh, shit. Yeah. Venomized. Yeah.

Alvin is kind of pleased. In fight to Peter. Yeah. Well, it's like there has to be a clever line when he first meets Pete. Hmm. I'm random-a-house. Something like that. Oh, Pete.

Wait, he knows him already somehow. Oh, okay. He's... So magic maybe doesn't work on him? On Alvin. On Alvin? Because when Dr. Strange made everyone forget it didn't work on Alvin. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's just unlock Pandora's Alvin. Mm. Alvin's box. The symbiote is in there. Oh shit, shit, yeah. Maybe in this Alvin in the Cheapmong's reboot, that's what it's about. Yeah.

He's got like Pandora's box and the whole movie it's teasing. Like, what is in Alvin's fucking box? Yeah, because then you can get all the Hellraiser characters in Secret Wars as well. That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever seen that film? That'll be badass. Yeah, I have.

I've seen... It's pretty Ming-in. It's cool. It's like a cool visual design. Yeah, yeah, but it's pretty main. And the guy starts rotting and stuff. Yeah, it's like cool practical effects. Yeah, yeah.

There was a remake of it. Oh. It was decent. Was it? Fine. Really? Yeah, it wasn't like life ruining, you know. So I got one major topic.

Why? Yeah, why is actually the question? Because this was, when I was riding around in bed, like laughing at Alvin concepts. See, I was. writhing around in bed with ball pain. Hmm. Yeah. So is that your topic?

Kind of like a yin and yang sort of situation. Right. Your balls are being venomized as we speak. Yeah. Yeah. You go to the dock and they're like, I'm sorry, but you've been venomized. Looks like some sort of symbiote.

I just kind of wrote down banana in pajamas. Oh, yeah. What happened? What happened? there. They're on the list, right? They were revealed. They were revealed. They're on the Weinstein list.

They traffic the chipmunks to the island. They're like how they get the other like children's creature characters. Yeah. Into the trafficking kind of beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got big bird. Oh, man. Yeah. And do you remember the bear, blue or whatever he's called? The charming bear.

No, that's toilet bear That's toilet bear That's toilet bear I'm talking about He like lived in a house Was that like a different sector of traffickers You know like Gislane was for like Human

Underage girls Then it's like The Bernardo in pyjamas for the other like TV characters Yeah for the creatures But then which like Like the Cocoa Pops Like monkey or something

Getting the other serial Hmm Or would it be someone scarier? I think Tony, because Tony's kind of intimidating. He's built. Or like pit pop and poy. Right, yeah. The fucking snap crackle and venom.

Yeah. And they got snapcrackled and popped in fucking little St. James, I'll tell you what. Holy shit, man. Not funny. It's fucked up fucking situation. So, yeah, like, what happened? Have you seen what's happened to the bananas in pajamas?

no fanamized I mean with any luck with any fucking luck this is how fucked up the modern eco-political state of the fucking world is that when we hear that

the bananas in pajamas got venomized we're like oh that's a good thing we're happy about it that's how nihistic we are yeah yeah that's how rotten to the core this fucking stinky apple of a planet we live on is why are you talking about

Rotter? Votter's rotter. Venomized Rotter would be badass. Yeah. He's so strong. He's badass already. That's what I'm in. It doubles up badassery.

Yeah. Yeah, because I guess Iron Man's already badass, but he's just more badasser when he's badamized. I want one of the banana pajamas Venomized. Oh, yeah.

Fight. Fight. Yeah. What's the guy from Venom 1? What's the villain in that? Riot. Riot. Riotised. Yeah, I want to see that bear I was talking about riotized.

The Charmin bear? No, not the fucking Charming bear. He's toilet bear. Do you remember the Kandu frog? No? Was he Venomized or riotized? I can piss and shit with Kandu. Oh, that was the bear. No, that was a fucking frog, man.

I can we and poo with Kandu. Was he carnageized or riotized? He was venomized. Believe it or not. He stayed green though, which is rare for, yeah. For a symbiote situation. Yeah, for a symbiote situation, normally you get some sort of discoloration into the color of the symbiote. I read for carnage, um, what?

Black for venom, black for riot. I thought right, it was kind of like silver. Riotized silver the hedgehog. Oh. What would your OC venom, like symbiote color be? Uh, purple. Boring. Well, what would yours be then?

Red like Alvin? Oh wait, taken. Yeah, taken. What, you're talking about? Um, the film, Taken. But like, if he... Yeah, yeah, he gets Vamized. Yeah. What's he say on the phone call?

I'm gonna talk you. I have a very particular venomized set of skills. I love pop culture combinations. Yeah. Sorry, You're gonna answer my question or? Yeah. For sure.

You know that, you know that like riot and venom and shit can like venomize organics. Does that mean they could theoretically hop onto a, box of Halo McDonald's nuggets and turn them all into like

riotized nuggets I don't I mean or would they have to be alive like chickens yeah I guess they'd have to be the chickens beforehand

and then they get butchered they get factory farmed and no they would be factory farm in the factory farmers the riotized chickens yeah they kind of flip the

script on that one it would be kind of like that game, you know, with the, um, which is basically the Venom game. The fuck was it called? It was a 360 game. Um, and it was reusing, like, the whole... Prototype venom, yeah, yeah, prototype. That'll be cool. Prototyped, riotized venom.

Okay, prototype game tier list. Prototype one? What you turn? S tier. Yeah, prototype two? A tier. Really? I agree.

Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't crazy about the second one. Hulk Ultimate Destruction, S tier. Yeah. Why's the remake for that? It's just too woke. Yeah, I guess it's too woke. Yeah.

So you got anything else to say about bananas and pajamas or venomizing things or your balls or something? My ball's a bit painful. Other than that, I think we've said our peace I think we solved another one folks I think we've done it um

mm-hmm yeah yeah riotized Xbox yeah yeah can Simbae's like like going to a car Here's a

here's a very complicated kind of deep question Yeah let's say AI was a advanced enough to be like a consciousness to be alive, would Venom then be able to take over? That's one for the comic book writers to unleash kind of like a symbayote. Yeah, that's one for the creator of Deadpool to mull over with some mulled wine at Christmas time. Hmm, thinking, he says.

I'm right next to him is Alvin. Just reading a book. Yeah. But then the camera goes behind him and he's actually looking at porn on his. He's just using the book as cover. Yeah, it's just that one shot when Hot Venom from Venom is making out with Tom Hardy. Oh yeah. Would you clap Hot Venom?

I found that confusing because wasn't he kind of like he's more so kissing venom than the actual woman? Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. So there's something in a bit like... Wanky. It's kind of like the next stage of...

Whank? It's like self-wanking? It's kind of self-wanking. Self-regulatory wanky eye system. Is that why when Venom gets back on him, he drops to all fours? Maybe that's just how it feels to get venomized, I don't know. Yeah.

very sexual films extremely sexual um did you even see the third one where you like venomizes a horse and a fish yeah yeah a chipmunk definitely i finished Deadpool and Wolverine you did that yeah i did why you said you gave up in the first 10 minutes yeah but then i gave it another shot and i was like you know what this is kind of making me giggle a bit what was your favorite bit um i like uh I like sort of the, like the bit with the, uh, self-referential, like comedy. Oh, that bit was awesome. Yeah. That bit was kind of badass in a way.

Um, what about when, uh, did you find it kind of cool that, um, Gambit showed up finally on the big screen? Yes. Played by Jeff. Yeah, played by my name's Jeff. And you hyped that they're going to somehow put him in Dune's Day. Yeah. To fight Shang Chi. Thank fuck that's happening

I've been saying for how many years Bro, when is... 10 plus years 10 plus years When is Jeff gonna When is Gambit gonna fight Shang? Yeah I've been saying like go back in the cast

I've been saying it for years Rewatch every cast And count how many times This is for the commenters, not for you I'm actually so curious Like what is the tonal approach to doing that Like having that character there. You just do it well, don't you?

Because that might be the funniest part in the whole film when he says I'm going to make a name for myself. That's like the only thing I remember. Yeah. What about the bit with Captain America? Flame storm on. Oh no, I don't remember that. Because his skin sucked.

Does he? Yeah. It's really funny. Also, there's some versatility to the scene of, um, when huge jacked man is in the car and he's like you won't die

fuck your fuck your face you know I've seen that repurposed a few times yeah yeah I don't know why

the huge jacked man was like he's like fuck it I'm gonna try and get an Oscar in uh debor and Wolverine yeah

it's like and for does that last action scene look as bad as it does in my head still The whole film does. It's a hideous fucking film.

It's the ugliest film I've ever seen in my life. Tom Wams, so, like, so I started re-watching Logan. Yeah. I'm like halfway through. What a belter of a fucking film. What a perfect, like, cap for, like, all of that stuff.

Let's just drudge it all back up. Let's just ruin everything. Let's just fucking ruin everything. saying, let's make good movies bad. But no, I thought it was, like it was funny. It was, you know. What did you give it on letterboxed? Like three.

Three and a half star. Yeah, maybe four. I could be convinced to push it to a four. Yeah. Yeah. Iconic. Yeah. Is this kind of a doomsday situation?

Venom! Alvin! I'm just saying shit at this one. Do we need to get you section? Yeah. Well, this is going to be one of those, you know, like those YouTube channels that make like true crime videos and they're like, this was the moment. Yeah. He venomized, snapped.

This was the moment. You see how this looked, right? He was internally venomized. The one. woke venom mind virus. Venomized to catch a predator. Yeah.

You see how this looks right. Fuck, like, okay, we'll see after these venomized messages. Oh, fuck,

Venom really got me there. You're lazy. I haven't seen that poor Wolverine. I totally fucking lied. You fucking lied. Yeah, I totally fucking lied.

Dick. Venom, did I just say, venom wolverine give it 10 more years rancers on bs5 out now playstain son this is wild hunt the beast

kr khr downloadin wankers on my xbox which one is bart's real scream bea-sue check please that's my life silly Shorts have made it so I just don't even know what you've actually seen. Yeah, I don't need to watch anything. Because you're referencing scenes from The Odyssey. I'm like, you haven't seen the film?

No, I can't. They won't let me. You've been blocked from it. Yeah, I'm banned from the cinema from enjoying too much popcorn. Getting too gassy. Drinking too much soda. Yeah. Nobody's supposed to drink this much soda.

You're banned. You keep overflowing the toilets. Yeah. Straight up fucking Pepsi urine, carbonated urine. Here's a flip on the venomized situation. Okay. If you can only infect organics, can he infect microorganisms? Why not?

Who gives a shit? Well, um, it could be like an ant-man crossover venom. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm talking about, potential is the micro-world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it can influence the Star Wars scene with Medi-Clorians. they like, they meet like Jedi cells. That's what George was picturing this whole time with like mini venoms.

Yeah, yeah. Powering baby Yoda, you know. Yeah. But microscopic baby Yoda. Is, um, is Rotter force sensitive, do you think? I feel like it was hinted at, I feel. Uh-huh. I want to see where that goes.

Like, because we know that, uh, baby Yoda canceled his subscription to Jedi plus but could Rota jump on that you know he's four sensitive I want to see a movie where Rota and Luke

maybe maybe they even hook up maybe they have a fling go woke with it yeah yeah there needs to be a

360 camera shot though where they're back to back holding lightsapes yeah yeah yeah and a 69 shot

of them 69 in yeah And it has to be like the deep fake Luke as well. Yeah, yeah. So Rotter actually looks more realistic than the human. Yeah. Oh my God, bro. This pop culture frenzy is making me want to collect pop vials even more than normal.

Yeah, it's making my bull swell with pain, with agony. Um, well, if you got this far, make sure you comment your favorite pop culture Venomized crossover. what potentials are there. Lord of the Rings venomized. Sauron's mouth Venomized. Oh yeah, the mouth of Sauron Venomized.

The Tower of Orthank Venomized. Kind of already looks venomized. Maybe that's why it's that way. Yeah. Venomized Sauraman. The new leader of Xbox Asha Shama Venomized. Hmm.

I got the thinking cap on today. And come on. Venomized Alvin with really long legs. Like stilts. His one, Venomized Whomping Willow. Oh shit. That's fucking cool. Yeah, that's a good combo I would not have thought of otherwise.

New leader of the ants. Fuck. Yeah. Another, like, magical crossover. Yeah. Well, people have always wondered if they exist in the same. kind of universe just in different time periods. Venomized the main bird from migration.

Venomized the main owl from the guardians of Ghoul. Venomized Snyder? Yes, yeah. He already is kind of venomized. But like Paragon Venom. Yeah. Like Venom after he's had his arc. Right, yeah.

I save them. Is that venomize Yoda? Yeah. Otherwise you'd say it like, save them baby. Beep, baby, baby. Got to venomize my... I actually kind of want to go to, George Lucas has opened this museum.

Yeah. Have you seen anything from it? No. You can see Anakin's pod racer. Nice. Can you drive it? You get to drive it. Yeah?

You can... Really? You can fly it around. Or is it hover it? Yeah, they fly. Oh no, he straight up flies like miles into it. Well, no, it's more, he goes up like a ramp though. And he like shoots off and then he kind of...

I'm so fucking sick. It's the best scene in Star Wars, let's be real. It's the best scene in... It's the best action scene. Full stop. Yeah. Better than anything in Fury Road. Cooler.

Better sound design. Yeah. You don't have Rats Tyrell and Fury Road. Oh, you just mentioned fucking. in Fury Road, but can I just tell you how obsessed with that one bit I am after like the motorbikes are throwing the

fire bombs and then Furiosa like pushes the lever and it brings the like Mr. Plow down and the sand and then all the sound goes and but then the intake of the engine like closes and then the camera

zooms in and it goes that's right yeah after it's like oh it's like the Like the engine's taking a breath afterwards. It's so fucking sick. You're like characterizing a vehicle, yeah. Yeah. Oh my God.

I fucking love it. And then what do you hear in the background? Fongong con con con con con con con con con con con con. Yeah. Yeah. He's venomized. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. That one of dies, I'm here. He's got a fucking green lightsaber. Does he have like a mini light saber too? Yeah, he does. He's got like a Yoda, even smaller than Yoda's. Oh my God, you know, like in the pod race, there are all those scenes where they're, all the added scenes where they're showing off new races and shit. Yeah. We got Alvin and the chipmars.

The comedian guy is like, introducing him. And he would, oh yeah, it could be like a three pod racer with each one. Taking the control of a different bit. driving, Theodore's doing like the repairs and the tech and stuff. No, not Theodore. Simon, sorry. Theodore's just fucking gnoshing off

his fucking... He's like the pack wrap. Just like racking. Yeah, he's like racking. Yeah. Racking up those stacks and the winds from there. There's Alvin and the chipmunks.

Being badasses. Everyone's favorite. Yeah. I actually might get that. racing game. Really? Yeah. Does it look good?

It looks, you can be subalba. Can you be, um, Ben? Yes. Okay, yeah. Straight up, Ben. I'm in.

I'm in. You have me a Ben. Not that one. The real one. Fucking hell, bro. I genuinely think that's the law. That's where Obi-1 learned that name and took it.

Bloody, that's a good name for a fucking cover agent. Fuck, that's a bloody good name. I think there might be a Clone Wars episode about that. Really? Actually, no, it's a Rebels episode. Ben, I'd like your permission. Obi-1 sits down with Rotter and has a conversation about...

Do you want to know the story? No, Rottes would still be a baby then, actually? What? Rotter would still be a baby at that point. That doesn't make sense in the law. No, he would be old. Oh, you mean Obi-1 is an old man? Yeah.

Oh. Tatooine variant. Yeah, do you think in the next season of Obi-1 They're gonna do that Rota, my friend Rota, fuck, it's been so long Like, imagine the Dexter Jester scene

Yeah Has that been fleshed out yet? Dexter By how they know each other And they're like, old friend Um, yeah, Dexter got a whole fucking episode, right? What about the Jedi Dexter

Reader? Maybe they're siblings. You remember my brother, right? Dexter, I'm so sorry about your brother. Um Stalin is so fucking good. I love it. Yeah.

It's the fucking best. Yeah, there's good fucking. There's still so much sauce there. So much fucking rigatoni. Um, right. Let's do some questions then. from the JAR Media Suggestion thread and the group chat.

Over on Reddit. Yeah, over on R slash Fnaf. You mean, Rlaash. Rlaff. Well, Randy Burnham can start us off here. Your thoughts on far right British YouTuber Milo Yonopoulos getting deported from the USA by eyes.

Lots of leopards, lots of faces, bear, bear. That's cool. Have you seen any clips of that? No. Yeah Why did he get deported for being Gay? Yep

Is he gay again? Um He's living with a man And he's married to him Oh Well I guess he's not living with him Because he's been deported Unlucky

Yeah Venomized Milo You're not the last What are the thoughts to have? He went on Pierce Morgan and went bloody

what the he was like it's so scary he did the class of conservative thing of like wow this scary thing is now

scary now that I've been affected by it yeah yeah cool man well larson says please please

please can Alex rank sure all of the how to train your dragon movies I'm rewatching them and I want to know his current standing

on them the TV shows are the good ones so it's first the best one is the live action remake. Yep. Most bad-assist.

Most kind of realistic. Yeah, it's more realistic than the rest. Because while I was trying to watch the original one, which I can't watch anymore because it's been usurped by the live action superior, I was just thinking the whole time, this would be much better if it had real people in it. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. And was longer and just was more cooler with real people in it. Yeah. Because then I can just insert myself, because my imagination is so weak. I can't really empathize with cartoonies. Yeah.

It needs to be live actionies and be grayer. Yeah. And I want to see, like, when toothless goes around a corner, like his flub like wiggles geographically. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and his wings realistically flophonchuate. Yeah. That's what was missing.

I think I bad-assedly answered that one. Right. Well, Fappin and Clapin says, please talk about the dick scalping controversy on eBay. So someone listed on eBay a Dick the Head with the title Rare Dick the Head, Ceramic Garden Ornament, Collectible Jarr Media meme YouTube for $209.44. Approximately £154.95. Kind of pisses me off how cheap that is. Like, if you're going to scalp. Yeah, bump it up, son.

Cheapskate. Yeah. Uploaded by Mary Ann's Deals. Do you think AI, like, suggested that or something? Yeah, I wonder. Because, like, why would... Who the fuck is Mary Ann's deals? You got any deals for me? Give me a discount.

Yeah, that... And that's categorically not a deal. No, that is a fucking good deal. What? Only 154 pound 95 for a genuine... No, not that. The other one. Yeah, the other one.

That's it. I'm going Alvin mode. Reding the head ceramic garden ornament, collectible jar media meme YouTube. Thanks, Alvin. I already read it, though. Thanks. So any thoughts on that? Are you going to buy it? Or is that you actually, like, listing that one? Yeah, it's my side hustle. I think about that, like, that day where Dick was first purchased, I think I was so embarrassed I made you do it. Yeah, but then I got to embarrass, so I got our mother to do it.

We were on, like, a family holiday. Yeah, it was in New Key. It was in New Key. A little seaside town. Yeah, we bought it from a little Sonic shop. Yeah, like Sonic served us from behind the counter. Yeah, it was fucking crazy. Like, pre-A.I.

This was like 30 plus years ago. And it was like a CGI real life Sonic I remember like dapping him up and stuff and like he he had like feedback if that makes sense

Yeah like he seemed like there And he did the whole like When mum went to hand him the fiver Yeah He went like You're too slow Yeah yeah yeah Yeah dude

Is this real life? Yeah Or is this fantasy Caught in a landslide I don't know escape from reality. Yeah, but there was a pile of them. Do you remember how many were there? They were like hundreds of them.

Six, seven thousand? There genuinely was like a... You know, like in Lord of the Rings where they'd go and there's like the skull piles. It was like that. Yeah, it was. It was. It was.

Yeah. I should have got... I should have like fooled my arms with them. Yeah. You'd be a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah, fucking wood would not. You'd have 40 pounds.

Fuck, bro. That's like what it costs for like one McDonald's mower box. Yeah, this is the thing. This is what people don't realize. An investment short term is not long term. Investment long term is short term gains, long term suspensions, compound interest. Yeah. Think about compound interest.

The more money you're making, the more money you're making. Your money starts making money Yeah Your money starts grinding for you Yeah you don't even have to grind anymore Your money starts opening only fans And the money is the content Yeah

Your money starts booking flights to Little St James And you take the fall Because money is always right Money is God Yeah follow the money Money Money

Pray to money every day. Pray to money and suddenly your pockets will be wealthed. Please money, God. Fill my stacks. Please, green God. What, Kermit? Yeah. Yeah. You know, Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dad? Yeah. Decent actor. British icon. Decent actor. He's good at being distraught. He's good at being sad. Not very good at being verbose Which is interesting for a Brit

Yes, more lie What? More life Yeah, more Xbox minutes, more rewards Through Microsoft reward points Infinite Xbox Cloud Gaming for only 9,000 pounds a month Use discount code Alvin

For a huge discount Ashesama Asha Sharma Um I like de Dangles says any propranol stories Was that the cause of the quote Crackhead era

Because it caused a similar thing in my mom For about six months What's a mom I don't know M-O-M Mom Oh mother of mothers Shit

I like to Dangles got the mother of mothers So a grandmother Share Share a mother would you She's never ever been an artsy lady, but once she started taking propranol, she made an elaborate comic strip every day with a rat and a hat named Hattie, because she wears a hat. Several times a week, she'd text me a drawing where Hattie would go to the beach, or pick apples, or go to a haunted mansion.

They got increasingly more elaborate, and she began writing out law for this universe, i.e. Map of the Farm that animals lived on, character relationships. When I visited her a few months later there was a stack of maybe 150 drawings on her desk. I didn't know she was on a beta blocker so I thought it was just a retirement hobby for her. But sadly when she got of her meds, the comic promptly ended. And Kill Baster Kill says, I came on here to ask about propranol as well. I'm saying it right, propranolol. Just watched the clip from episode 99 where Alex talks about the side effects he didn't know about before taking them. I was wondering if Alex is still on them and if so how he's managing the side effects. Also if he's ever tried,

SSRIs or SNRIs or VNMNs and his thoughts on them if so. I haven't taken that since that era. Um, to be honestly. What do you take? A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Make some of the good stuff in my garage and I put it up my butt, boof it. That's how I calm down nowadays, just boof stuff. I just beef stuff.

You like suck it back in. Yeah. And then it absorbs real quick. Asshole style. Well, you get the extra nutrition. So I'm trying to like rack my brain like that was so long ago now. What was that? Two, three ago?

Like three decades ago, my bell? Wow. Yeah, it was like, I'm already kind of a mood swingy person. So having that even more extreme. wasn't ideal. Healthy. No. I have like one memory from that

because it was also mixed up with like getting doxed as well around the same time so when you're mood swingy and then you get doxed and like weird pictures from when you were like 17. Yeah. Just like online. I remember just like for three or four days being like bedbound

and watching Um, Daredevil. Oh, hell yeah. The Daredevil saved me. So you had a great time. Um,

while I was watching, but I also, uh, oh my God, I was like, my mattress was just, like, on the floor.

Yeah. I had, like, no, um, uh, furniture. Yeah, you had a beanbag

for memory. Well, yeah, I had a beanbag. The TV was on a couple box. Um, yeah.

Yeah, daredevil, yeah. That's a good show. So yeah, I don't know. I haven't tried SSRIs. Why not? Unless, um, is alcohol an SSRI? Alcohol is a... SFT.

SFT. Super fun time. Ah, so yes? Yeah. I hear what you're saying, yes? Yes, you've had SFTs. Southern Fred. tenderloins. I still collect

NFTs, does that count? Yeah. NFTs are a type of SSRI. NFTs are a type of um, Q... Queer. What? NFTs turn you queer? Yeah.

But a queer as in like gay or queer is in like that's curious. How queer? Queerious. Makes you inquisitive. That's why whenever someone asks me if I'm queer I say yes because I'm like, I'm a Curious person. Yeah, I'm inquisitive.

I'm like, I'm always asking about it. Curious George, you know. There are some good NFT venom arts. NFT. Curious George. Curious George venomized. I still got my NFT banana. In pajama.

Banana and pajama Venomized NFT style. Next. Um, hmm. Martian twink hunter says, Chicken kebab, Donner kebab or mixed? What sauce? What salad? Pitta, gnarne, chips? Thanks, boss mingers.

I do like a, I do like a donna. Do you know how fucking pissed off I am that I didn't get to have a, a kebab in Germany? Because I got food poised now. I was like waiting. I was like planning for a, to have it on a certain day. We kept walking. past like certain cabab shops. Yeah.

Sheesh, baby, this looks like a real nice belt-up. Sheesh, I see what you did there. Yeah. Very inquisitive. Very queer. Yeah. I was feeling queer in Germany. You've got to be real.

Yeah. Queer place. The thing is, there is something enjoyable about food poisoning. Yeah, it's like a cleanse. It's like a... It's like being venomized, but only in your stomach. Venomized out your asshole. Yeah.

It's like venom. It's like escaping. It's more like carnage. It's like escaping being carnage. Your incise get carnageized by the... Yeah. E. coli or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. I do, like, Dona kebabs are good, but they're like cursed. Evil. Whatever they are. They're vanemized. It's vanamized lamb or whatever. They're like...

Like a venomized horse that's been like harvested. And then slowed up. And turned into like a meat pulp. Yeah, all the best bits go into the... Yeah. Yeah, it's like a guilty pleasure. And I like mine with garlic mayonnaise, chili sauce and all the salad. Yeah, you've got to get all the salad.

Yeah. Or you're an actual child. And depending on how you're feeling the chili peppers. Even then, I'll still get them even if I don't want them. Just put them on the side. A little suckle for later. Yeah, a little suck. Yeah, because that's what you're supposed to do, right?

So they bite the end off and liquidate the... Yeah. I normally say to Sammy, yeah, tulipap is actually wet. Please. I'm on the wet ones. Yeah, they're like full. Yeah.

Although, like, I haven't had one for a bit. Not garlic. Gherkin. I haven't been getting, like, proper kebabs, more just, like, chips. Yeah. With, like, all. the other shit you'd normally have. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Just like a plate of slop, kind of. Right, Sammy, give me my usual slops, will you, mate? All right, Sammy, I'll just take whatever, just make it wet. Wet and spicy. Yeah, wet and hot. Yeah.

I love a wet chip. No. I love when you bite into it and it's like, oh, yep, just the same consistency all the way through. Just soaked in vinegar Soaked in not even vinegar Soaked in wet Just salt Yeah

Salt and oil Salt water Yeah We cook our ocean salt water We boil them in salt water Ocean breeze Also So Americans don't know

What sea salt is Yeah I can't remember if you told this story Yeah I had a flashback We were thinking about this the other day Why did that come up I can't remember

I don't know But Yeah I went to the pharmacy in America. Do you know how cheap that we get like paracetamol here compared to them? It's like fucking over five bucks to get like a paracetamor thing in America. Really?

Yeah. What, do they not do the unbranded just like... I saw it, it was like a short of like someone who was in a supermarket here and they were like... Yo, dude! I can't believe it! They're so cheap here! What the fuck? Yeah.

I wrote a song about America. Does it go, Here's a little song I wrote. Might want to get... Nah. How's it good? Not sure. All my life.

Chipmunks in America. Venomized. How's it go, man? You can't tease the audience like that. Well, maybe you'll love to subscribe to my substack to... Shit. Find out when you've been building that substack. up in the background. Yeah.

All articles about like variants. Yeah. Of symbiate. What was your story about fucking Americans not knowing what sea salt is? I asked for sea salt and she was like, why? I was like, can I get some sea salt? I need, I need sea salt. I needed sea salt because I had a wisdom tooth infection.

And you want to do sea salt like, rinses. I was like, do you sell sea salt? And she was like, what? I was like, sea salt. Do you sell sea salt? I understand I'm not saying salt. I'm not saying salt. I'm saying salt. Give me some. What do you think you're saying? So salt? Do we have so salt? I said, I need sea salt. I need to do a salt wash. can you give me sea salt please and she was like see sea song I see why the seasaws in the park over there and I was like salt salt

and she was looking at me like what salt like and then she was like oh salt But like She didn't

She once she understood salt She just took me to salt She wasn't connecting the dots No And I mean this was in Vegas Which is in like the middle of the desert And so I have to assume she's not aware Of the sea

The sea's a concept And or That there is salt In the sea There's like two layers of knowledge you have to know what the sea is yeah yeah you have to know what salt is yeah she'll know what salt is because she's American it's like their main thing they eat yeah yeah I iodized fucking like not even real potatoes just what is it the

diarrhea parasite potatoes it's like just roulette wheel of like what's it next it's yeah tofu at the moment it's full of like Ink. Ink. Like venom kind of like got in the tape. Venomized tafi. You've got to know three things. What the sea is, or the ocean.

What salt is and how they relate to each other. Yeah. I think that third one is the challenge. That's a lot of knowledge to know all at once. Yeah. I was asking a lot, to be fair. And I don't know if it's a normal thing, like, for a pharmacy to have salt. But...

Sea salt's pretty standard for, like, cleaning. Yeah, and it wasn't, like, just a pharmacy. You know, they had jolly ranches and shit in there. Mm. Gummy bears. They had gummy bars. Do you remember the Umi-gumi guy? Pita Rattai.

Mm-gong-gnong-gnongi. Mita Rata. That was weird shit I completely forgotten about that Yeah that shit made me want to It made me feel so weird Yeah But I couldn't stop watching

Yeah you loved it specifically you I mean it's gummy related to be fair Yeah to be true When are we gonna film the first gummy guys We gotta go to Germany We have gummies here German gummy guys What's your art

Oh yeah I'm gonna Gummy both gummy and world protein gum yeah do you want to hear my German yeah accent

yeah yeah okay asked me to say something um say venomized gummy bear oh yeah venomized gummy gummy yeah

I bet if you'd gone up to that woman in the pharmacy yeah yeah you got gummy bears she'd be like oh right yeah Yeah, and we have C-salt gummy beers

Fuck Well, here's one for you From Spooky Wagons 1 Hey lads, this is for the beast Or for beast, not the beast Yeah, I'm not fucking on the chase I would love to know more about Actually, I got a bit of opinion

Have you seen that the chase has gone worldwide? Yes Have you seen it? No How was the chase worldwide? Like, it's like evolved to they're actually chasing people worldwide. Oh, right. Like, they're not in a studio.

They're like hunting people. Yeah, so the beast is actually like, fucking craving the hunter. Like, actually hunting people around the world. He does kind of give kingpin vibes. The Beast? Yeah. Yeah. Bad-ass show.

Anyway, I'd love to know more about your journey learning music. I picked up guitar about a year ago with someone in their late 20s and progress is very slow. and steady, but incredibly gratifying. I wonder if you have any insights, ambitions with it, and how you have found the process in general. Not asking Alex, as I know he's already virtuoso level on the jaw hub. Bear, bear, lads,

rock on. Bear bear. Um, I'd say give up. Shit's hard. Too hard. Play Xbox. Yeah. Xbox, easy. Music hard. Oh. Um,

I don't have any any insights, really. It's like, one thing I'd recommend is learning piano and not guitar, because piano's way less bullshit. Bullshit is a funny way of saying it. It is, though. I think guitar is fucking obtuse. It's fucking annoying.

It's like, there's so much more shit you have to remember. Whereas long as you, like, know the alphabet, then you'll be fine on the answer. That's me out, then. Sheesh. Yeah, actually. But I don't know. use matronomes, use, um, patience.

I, like, I always find, I, I, I want to rush, you know, and especially, like... It's a chip damage situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean, like, literally tempo-wise, you know, like, if, if I'm finding a certain part of, like, a piece of music tricky, um, I'll, like, I'll, like, rush through the rest of the piece to get there and then when I'm playing that bit that I'm like trying to you know bring together as a whole piece and I'm stuck on that one bit. You've been like remarkably consistent as far as like lessons and yeah I mean where the chip damage is like a little bit consistently is probably

more valuable than a three-hour chunk in one month. Oh, for sure. You don't do it for six months. 100%. But also, like, taking breaks is so important as well. And, like, not forcing it. If, I had to go away with work over the weekend a little bit ago, like a few weeks back.

And so obviously I couldn't practice over that weekend. And I get back home, you know, have a wash and stuff. and first thing I do is sit at the piano and I played this piece that I've been learning literally all year like the best I played it right after like a break from it

you know and sometimes it's like your mind needs that it's like when you're practicing you're like planting seeds and then all they need is time to grow so I've water yeah a bit of um liquid but I find if you give stuff space, it can often, like, the roots, like, grow deeper into your mind.

Well, like, you don't know what it is until you have perspective or distance sometimes. Yeah. So I have that with drawings sometimes where, like, I've done a drawing and overthink it, and I'm, like, not happy with it. No. But then if I see it in, like, a week or two, I'm like, oh, that was actually better maybe than I do it was. Yeah. Yeah this kind of thing

Yeah Real Anyway I don't draw anymore Because AI I can just do it better Yeah exactly In AI Point of music better

So I've given up Yeah I just wank now Yeah Yeah but I'm not particularly good Um What They said like

Ambitions What would your ambitions be Or is it just Well The The process is the Is the reward? Yeah, I mean, my ambition, like, ideally I'd be the next Michael Jackson.

Well, Stevie Wonder? Yeah, let's go Stevie Wonder, because he's less noncy. I can help with the blinding you bit. Yeah, maybe that's what I need. I can see too much. Yeah. Let me limit my senses. Yeah, I don't really know, to be honest.

Um It's just a skill It's just a Yeah yeah But like My ambition at the moment is to fucking finish this one piece I've been learning Yeah Like and I'm not looking beyond that

And also tell them what the You're like specialising in a genre Right? Yeah yeah I'm like learning jazz grades Which I don't know if I Entirely resonate with the like grade system. But in terms of like a genre like that,

it's an easy way to gain access to... You get some fundamentals, I guess, and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a structure. Yeah, there's... Yeah, there's like a... A scale. Pardon the pun, but like it's like,

you can go grade 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. It seems quite arbitrary, though, as far as, like, I remember when I was doing drum lessons, like, you could just like skip. entire. Oh yeah, you can I could just jump into grade 8 if I wanted. Right, yeah. But that would be stupid and I wouldn't

be able to do it. It's basically I guess on what the teacher thinks you're capable of based on what you're doing at that time. It's not even based on the teacher really, it's based on you. They would have recommendations, though. Yeah, yeah, they might say, um, like, I don't know. But I don't know, set your sights

high. Because I I learned I've like essentially done grade two which I know is like nothing but I did that in the space of I don't know half a year

I guess some people are really motivated by that kind of feedback loop as well yeah yeah yeah and like that makes sense if you want to go into anything like career wise like if you wanted to become a teacher of guitar or piano or piano or whatever.

It's worth having those as proof that you're capable. Instead of just advertising, like, you know. And people are weird about, like, anything artistic. If you don't have, like, something, some, like, proof, you know? Or, like, some... Yeah, some affirmation. Under something that already exists, so you can be like, oh, wow, you actually have this.

skill that's, you know, not abstract anymore. It's like a piece of paper printed. Yeah. But something, it's definitely made me respect artists more, like musicians. Um, in that like you, you, everyone loves like an amazing musician, but nobody's got time for like that learning process. People don't want to be around the learning process or hearing anything like that. Um Yeah, so it kind of annoys me when people are like Oh, I wish I could do that It's like

Yeah, if more... Yeah, if more... Yeah, it's not like a... You just wake up and you can do it. Like, that's... Very, very rarely. Incredibly rare, rarely. Like, point, point, 0.0% of people, you know?

Obviously there's gonna be like a one in there somewhere, but... Hmm. Yes. Well, anything else on your music's? Um, I like it. Jim doesn't like music. Oh no. He loves it.

He kind of likes it. Um, let's do a couple more here. We'll just round this guy down. Uh, Tanster boy, he says, I find it interesting that Jim has not seen a chipmunk in real life. I haven't either for the record. Yeah, you have. When? Five? Six?

I've seen six, actually. I forgot. I've been dealing with them at my house for the past year. They dig under cement and cause pavement cracks, dig out shrubs and plants to get into their tunnel system. Their squeak activates my winter soldier mechanism because I fucking hate them. I finally caught the grotesque fat piece of shit that was causing the most damage last week. No green hoodie, though. The rat was straight up streaking around the neighbourhood.

Did you kill it? I think that's the implication that he's caught it and like probably barbecued. Bashed it. Yeah, do they eat chipmunks over there? I want to put it past, it's probably safer than what they get. Yeah, I was about to say that. Damn, that's hardcore, man. He goes full bucky.

Mm. He does the running down the street, like, in Civil War, you know? I love Civil War. After a little chipmunk. Yeah. That's a good film. Especially Chipmunk Man's bit. Squirrel Girl on Chipmunk Man.

Yeah. Yeah. Any more badass opinions on chipmunks in America? Um, they're good. They're fun. Who the fuck name them, man? Chipmunk. It's a name that really suits them, though.

Yeah, it does. Because they're wise like monks. Yeah, they're smart like monks. And they like to drink alcohol. whole like monks and they do chip damage on all the environments yeah they do chip damage on the concrete's do you think this guy like he was waiting on his porch with his shotgun winter soldier mode activates his fucking AR 15 he's got like he and T and T like yeah he's like he's like he's like

he's like Wiley good yeah Man, I fucking love. Nelson T and T. T and T. Phenomized dino, mate. T and T. Venom's gonna win the fight! Faisley like that.

Oh, Paze. Why, was that a bit of venom? Venomized Paisley. People might actually like it, of course. Yeah. Look how ugly you are. Aw. Right.

Penultimate one here from Sorceist in town. Dear Large J and Big Al Hey guys, it's me The public boner presentation, Jarling This is an update on my disappointing boner and Jim Gasm story First off, thanks for the validating my boner And assuring me that it was in fact not a big deal

I've come to realise that you are correct And perhaps I was being a little silly and overdramatic With my embarrassment of the situation So after the cast I decided to heed Jimothy's advice And text this woman I said Jim later Question mark She proceeded to not respond for a week and a half.

I was pretty bummed about this for a few days. But I pretty quickly moved on and didn't think about it until last night. Yes, the very night before today. Wow. She sent me a video. Mind you, this isn't on Snapchat or anything like that. This is through iMessage. Damn. Of her crying in a really performative way

and explaining to me why she wasn't ready for a relationship. It was really weird. I'm really not sure why she decided to send a video instead of just texting me. Also, I'm not sure why she decided to send a video instead of just texting me. Also, I'm not sure why she wasn't. she decided to contact me at all. But the weirdest thing is, she didn't even mention the giant orgasm in the room.

And I kind of get the impression she was just embarrassed by that and didn't want to bring it up, which I mean, fair. Yeah. I don't know. The whole thing is supremely not normal. But at this point, I don't really care.

So I just said, heard. It is kind of a bummer. I've been single for two and a half of years now, which is okay, but not being able to find someone can be hard. Especially when I listen to this fuck-ass podcast that constantly discusses dudes

with literal shit in their ass finding girls that are willing to date them. Which unfortunately says more about me than it does about them. Anyway, I'm still at you guys are on my wavelength because I've been on my Alvin and the Monks bullshit for weeks now. I'm dropping my letterbox review of the Odyssey in the comments for evidence. It's not incidental that this very month... Sorry, that this very next month is P-month.

So I think Al and the monks should battle Pornie and his granddad or some shits. Redacted. I don't know. You two bloody blokes are the idea fellas' thoughts? Chipmunk, chipmunk and game on. Any thoughts? What I've found with love is that you have to force it. You just have to like act.

Yeah, you have to act really nice and normal at first. And then once you've trapped them, then you reveal. Yeah, I just gaslight them into. Yeah. People actually do that. Yeah, once you knock down their confidence to such a state, they think they can't exist without you. Exactly.

Yeah. What do you think the like performative crying video is about? Do you think she felt like she needed to do that to be like? I don't know. That is weird. That is weird. I'd say you dodged a bullet that. Yeah.

That's the exact same. Like, say. A text would suffice. You know what? I'd say keep up on the gym. I know you're a different guy, but keep doing the guitar. like Jim and guitar

hopefully at the same time the more shit you have going on in your life that is like less revolved around just trying to chase Cucci you're going to become like way more attractive I think that it's so important to have like shit going on yeah you know you gotta be doing something

your own life your own yeah but it gives you shit to talk about as well you know even if you are just like going on an like a special interest autistic ramble you know at least you're talking about something about pee month yeah yeah instead of chasing pee chase that pee yeah yeah yeah all right all right yeah yeah yeah should we do coochie month cooter month week two a cooter month how to access cooter

Um, right, last one here. From my name, League. Thoughts on the Pepper Pig beheading. Mm. Um, I'm gonna play some audio for you. Okay. The search is on for vandals who took off Pepper Pig's hedge. So it was a Pepper Pig hedge.

Was it vandalized by mindless criminals? Mm. Was this in one of those, um, those parallel Sharia laws? sort of areas. Yeah, it was definitely in London. With all that knife crime, you just know it's just like, they're going for pepper now even. Not even pepper's safe in this economy.

Yeah. Next tonight, the mystery over an apparent act of vandalism, which has left a Pepper Pips sculpture missing a head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm too upset. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really upset about the Pepper Pig thing. Venomized pepper.

On your left. Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry for your loss. At least it's halal. At least it's halal. Can't eat pig, can we?

We can't, no. No. Fuck. We're not allowed. Can we eat hedge? Oh yeah. It's vegan. Okay.

Vegan pepper. I didn't eat veg. I eat water boiled. I can't take it anymore. Yeah, I'm struggling. That was the last one anyway. Why? I'll probably end on one of the...

Pais keeps wagging his hair whenever we go. You do quite a good snort. She relates because she's a fucking pig. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want, Thor? Should we do our voice acting reels? Okay, do Iron Man first.

Uh... I'm Iron Man. No, you've got to say what do you want as each different character. Okay. Iron Man. What do you want? Nice. Bruce Banner.

What... What do you want? nice thor what do thy want um uh black widow vision vision yeah you want spider man what do you want you got the gig dude yes that's how easy voice acting is you got to just have cadence yeah people out here acting like it's a career. Yeah, it's just like talking for God's sake. Yeah.

It's literally that easy. What dost thou wants? That's my thought, if anyone was wondering. I guess this is the Patreon for September, 26. We're going to take turns doing the names, but we need a coin flipped first. Oh, yeah. And we all see you, Peas, he stopped biting bird for just one damn minute. Pais, you weren't.

biting bird before, why you biting bird now? Why are you biting bird? Okay. Heads or tails? I'll do tails this time. You often do tales. Tales is like your go-to. Right.

Which I find kind of weird. Why? Because of Sonic. I don't know how I feel about Tales. Tales is my favourite Sonic character. That's for damn sure. That's for damn. Hey Siri, flip a coin.

Flip a coin. Oh, tails. It's you. I go first. Sonic, um... Right. Okay, this is the patron names for September 2026. Big shoutouts and thank yous to

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