JAR Media Posdact - VVould you like a Red Bull?

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:18 Housekeeping 19:52 Reading Kaspas Swindon Reviews 28:19 Helldivers 2 Update 32:58 Alex's Meme Fumbles 40:35 JAR vs Nietzsche 54:58 Mid Break 56:53 Question Segment: JAR Brothers vs Tate Brothers 1:01:27 Crying at Epic Moments 1:07:52 TV Intros, skip or no? 1:10:51 Chief Blanchard 1:12:33 Communities Ashamed to be Apart Of 1:18:10 Spiders Regret 1:20:39 American Slop 1:28:24 America Discussion Turns into Star Wars Lore :D   #BroCastS2E10

You can't say that anymore. Wonton. Where's my wonton? I miss my wonton. Hey, where's my wantons? Now there's too many wantons. Why can they never get the wonton distribution correct? Either there's not enough wanton or there's too much wanton.

one ton two ton three ton four ton five ton six tom seven ton three two one one gang gung gully golly golly one ton in kangaroo and kang goo gang goong gong gully golly one ton in gang goong Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Actually, I got my new voice to do. Oh, hello, everybody. No! Hello! People are going to misinterpret that.

As what? Just beep it. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, everybody. Would you like a rebel? You're a rebel? Would you like one? Yeah. Well, maybe the halfway point I get your red bull.

How bad that? I love rebel. I love rebel. Good afternoon. Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, everybody. Hello. Welcome to Broadcast Season 2, Episode 10. Or Sampson.

I'm Alex, joined by Jim. Oh, Sampson. And we're in kind of a silly, goofy mood it feels. Or Samsung. Oh, Sampson. I can't take it anymore, brother. Which bit? Um...

Would you like a Red Bull by chance? Yeah. I love Red Bull. Are you joking or being real? Get me a rebel. Only if you say it in my voice. Only if you bring yourself to my level. You don't have Rebel, do you?

Oh, I do. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to. I'm targeting every single European community and trying to just like kick them out, you know? Because now I'm gonna, I'm not gonna say it. Picking weeds, you know, you're gonna pull them up by the route. Now I'm going after the Germans.

Oh, hello, would you like a Vadbo? A Ved bull. A Venneple. I got a whole different flavor. Ves, please. I got to pitch fliber. What? I got a gunganguli flavor

I've got vonton flavor I've got vonton flavor I really want to go to wanton in my bed bowl too many vantons in my bed bowl what are the vaudevans on my

vaudeville I really want to go to Germany to be fair I don't too frightening for me they like crazy things over there they don't

like my kind over there. Which kind is this? They're very generous. They offer you Red Bulls wherever you go. I thought that was more like North, North European. Red Bull or the accent? The whole Red Bull thing. I was getting like

Deutsch vibes. Deutsch? Yeah. Spacken to Radbaugh? I don't know, where's Deutsch? I was kind of channeling, you know, the Singh movies. Nick Kroll does the German pig. What's it like a rad ball or something?

My friend? No, that you say that, that's some extra. Sing part three, Nick Kroll versus me, who can be more. Crow versus... Huh? Oh, I didn't even tell the story of me flushing my AirPod. Is that what that sound just was? Yeah, for some reason my airport case just keeps singing.

Like, why is it doing that? Huh? Why is it doing that? Shut up. Hey, stop. Stop it, dude. Fine, not get to a rabble or something. He's thirsty.

Yeah, I flushed one of my AirPods a few weeks ago. Yeah. It was like midnight, and I went to do a wee-wee in the toilet. Do you sleep with your AirPods in? No, no, it was before I gone to bed. It was just like, I was winding down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watching some Mario Kart YouTube shorts.

Before bedtime. Sure, yeah. I'd just finished watching a Mario Kart. Short cat? YouTube short. Short cat. And I'd just been drinking some and the rad ball and needed to do away. And then I went to flush, and as I pressed the button to flush, my airport fell into the water and got flushed, so there wasn't even any chance of retribution.

And I just watched it on find my iPhone, go through the sewer system until it wouldn't appear anymore. How far did it get? Pretty far. Really? like the coast no they're quite

landlocked there we are before we get too deep into the show let me shout out of the Jarm Media Patreon slash patrons they make the show and audio version possible you get the raw unfiltered

MP3 over there ad free did I say that raw unvangels No, that was correct I'm being too hard on myself today Oh dear I'm having that caffeine crash post 58 red ball

Um your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month If you're a diby tier or above I added some on the tier system on Patreon I added little images for each each tier Which I thought was pretty awesome Um and Kno K actually said As of last week's episode best patron segment in all of Jha

which is pretty high praise yeah um yeah genuinely that was a classic that was a good one it was a classic Ranru read me a Redwell um

that's not all there's Jaffter hours the kind of supplementary suck that goes with each episode we've done all sorts of supplementary succlementary

um it's kind of like getting a free Red Bull from a random German or don't Or Deutsch. We did last week, we reacted to the GTA trailer. We did the, I'm a big fan of the Snyder song. Episode that we did over there.

Just Know I'm the Alpha reading. Sin of Sin's going too far. A Minecraft movie discussion. Well, that's not over there anymore. That's public for everybody and has its own drama attached. If you listen to the previous episode, Elon Rand, the Invincible Discussion, Lego Death Sound, match will the farta and more and uh last but not least the jar jr media group chat an ongoing group chat where jarlings can get together and talk about all the things they like or dislike

or whatever they do and uh give little suggestions as to what we might talk about in an episode and i'll bring some up shortly as we move on over into housekeeping how about that how about that let's go let's do some housekeeping in where we round off some of those conversations in the previous week while we're there while we care while we take sips from that red bull from over there

in Deutsche Why are you making fun of Red Bulls? Well, it's here once fun You're acting like they're lame European, like lame mainland You took it there. Took what way? No, I'm calling you.

I never said anything was lame. Well, I mean You're just butthooks, we're not in it anymore. it doesn't change like where the country is like british rebel nice yeah european rebel lame no i think i think we can both agree on something right what's that europe is europe cool um no denmark's cool is that dutch is that dutch no Okay, yeah, Denmark's cool. The rest?

Let's be honest, let's just be totally real. Are they cool? Not the people, the place. Yeah, but like, reeling it back, is the UK cool? Yeah. The UK's last... Would you like a Red Bull? Oh, what a Red Bull?

Yeah. No, I'm not saying the UK's cool. but um what are you saying clarify what you mean Europeans are friendly Europeans are what you like yeah that ball and sausage I'm maybe some ain't all fun that's European they got style I think I think Europeans invented being gay there might be some history to that You know? Actually, yeah.

Who invented being gay? Weirdly, like, European thought, it invented being gay and it invented homophobia. It's like the duality of Europeans. I quite like the Google is just so pointless now. AI overview. It's not accurate to say that someone is. invented being gay.

What the hell was invented by a specific country? We need to bring back Ask Jeeves. Oh, bring back Jeeves. Yeah, he knew what was up. Would you like a Red Bull? Yeah, thanks, Jeeves. Would you like to know which country invented being gay?

Jeeves would have a freaking answer. You wouldn't even have to ask Jeeves. He'd just start talking about it. It was the Grecians. But yeah, how's the Grecians? keeping Bruno Alex Lux can get us going here I finally discovered where the lie detector time line comes from it played completely unexpected from the song Double Life by Pharrell Williams while I was enjoying a meal at a Portuguese

McDonald's bear bear or something or something venbo or something I have monster was it in Portuguese the um Well, yeah. Weideactor time. Yeah. Yeah. The classic European German coded country,

Portugal. So you'll feel bad when you like. Seideotecta Seim. I'm glad people are figuring that out. Slowly but surely. P.E. official.

P.F. E. official. Maybe I need glasses The last time I'm Eye guy I can't even remember The last time I had an eye test And for how many screens I look at

You're supposed to have a night test Every two years It's been You probably stopped around COVID time Let's be No no no way before then Oh Like I never had one during all of secondary school

Really? Yeah You haven't gone to one as an adult No I've never Like it literally could be 20 years Jesus

Why? Why would I need to? Like, why would I need to? Like, why? Unless I'm having issues. Because they, like, send you a letter and they're like, go on, lie detector time. I don't know. Do I need to do that, Jarlings? I expert Jarling, write in and tell me why he's. Do it. You can get it, like, for, like, only, like, 800 pounds. Oh. What a steal. Um, but yeah, PFE official says 8 out of 10. Solid episode, but the part where Jim was activated as a sleeper agent and started speaking Chinese was a little vexing.

Although I think Alex won it back around when he did the ranking of his top ten big booty baddies. Who was number four? Ice spice. Number four. Really? Yeah. In your top five? Uh, yep.

Okay. You asked. Don't ask questions. the answers to mother hmm gee ham these said jarling who asked the father question okay what advice would you like from a new dad what I have learned is you do unlock a new form of paranoia and love in equal measure for your child to make sure they are okay yeah maybe don't know I'm not a dad in it that is um scary and wonderful scarily wonderful one might say or wonderfully scary i'd argue it's more wonderfully scary i'd argue that b b b b ox says you know where else slithers across the ground you know

worm that's all they said like you know you know okay do many things slither across the ground humans can if they try yeah when I've just moan the lawn that's what I like doing

moan the lawn moaned the lawn that's not moaning oh yeah the Dark Souls one oh oh

that was more accurate oh What is the deal with that? What is it, what does that in Dark Souls 1? You, like the player character. Like when you die? No, sometimes when you get like hit, you get like hit off a ladder and he goes, oh. There's like a meme quote of Miyazaki that's like him just like gushing about how much of a masochist he is.

Like he's horny for it. That makes so much sense. Yeah. Yeah. But like nobody knows if it's actually real or not. like if he actually said it I really hope he did because like that tracks

and that is funny it sounds just like that seriously Mick Saladin says absolute pair of gamers I mean my dog souls that's time for it

huh time for it um my guess speaking of gamers Gebby of the Boreal Valley over on the Jarmidi group chat said When was the last time Jim played at apex Is he still interested in playing it? Interested on his thoughts as the game has rapidly diminished in quality

You guys spoke a bit during Corncast about over-expansion in life service games And how it could potentially kill them I think there's a very good example of this The game might not necessarily be dead But it's closer to it than it ever has been And player fatigue is really setting in Even up the price of the battle pass wild I'd be surprised if I ever played that ever again

yeah I'd be shocked it's done yeah it's run its course yeah it's all about hell divers now baby oh yeah baby yeah we'll get to that in a little bit more detail shortly I think but first ooze beer says

I've been a little behind an episode so forgive me if this was already addressed however in season two episode four of the critically acclaimed jarcast brocast series Jim seems to doubt the validity of earning a PhD in something concerning the arts I have a masters of music performance on the organ and became familiar with several others who were completing doctoral degrees. A PhD or DMA, as the case may be, isn't necessarily for something like how to do art better.

It's more for a deeper understanding of practices or historical consideration. My professor wrote her dissertation on Polish manuscripts from the Renaissance and went to Poland to view the original documents. And aside from her thesis on the topic, her understanding of the musical practice of the time allowed her to write a sweeter pieces in the style of Polish. Renaissance origin Sorry for the rant But I wanted to communicate That doctoral degrees in the arts Are just as valid as

And are more involved Than insinuated thoughts That's set That's extremely cool, yeah Yeah Organs are badass Yeah They're like one of the coolest instruments

But I feel like most instruments Are one of the coolest instruments Yeah, I don't know what I was talking about That's like what episode six episodes ago I guess so yeah I don't know what episode four yeah that's like a month and a half ago

uh yeah I guess you were feeling fiery that day yeah I mean I guess it depends on the thing the John Convertty if if your goal is like just expression

I feel like you don't have to have an understanding as deep as like the the Polish law you know the Polish Renaissance the Polish Renaissance organ law I feel like you don't need that just to express but like to know like to understand and be able to

morph your own version of a thing deeper research into that thing is obviously going to be better official. Like, it sounds like I was wrong, is what I'm saying, and I'm just coping. Wow. Yeah.

Would you respect me more or less, if I had a degree in, um, the pontification of a German obsessions with Red Bull? Um, if I, if my thesis was who in Europe. If it was Deutsch obsession with Red Bull, then, if my thesis was, uh, the machinations of Red Bull, then, if my thesis was, uh, the machinations of Red Bull. across Europe. That would be cool. I'd be fine with that.

Europe. Europe makes it cool. Due to YouTube's targeted advertising policies, Alex is banned from making, dot, dot, dot says, say one thing you think is nice about Swindon. You can buy Red Bull there. Tree. Just one One

One nice thing Uh It's got aura No It doesn't It has anti-ora It has like an aura Siphon

Is aura Like inherently positive Because you can have a negative ORA Yeah, I guess The distinctive atmospheric quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person thing or place Yeah, Swindon's got aura That Blightown aura

Yeah, it's got the Blightown filter Come on, bro, one thing, you can't be that hard Uh, that, uh, that, uh The people The people The The The

There's a The buildings The road layout But I'll say There are restaurants shout out your favourite Swindon restaurant Nando's No, Casper's

It's got Gaspers Casper's is the best thing About Swindon Has that been shut down for selling cigarettes To a 12 year old's yet For selling heroin to 8 year olds Allegedly Allegedly in Minecraft

allegedly in Minecraft Casper's was in Minecraft selling heroin What is it called Casper's the friendly ghost Why is it called that? Is that still there do you think Because it's been years

I haven't been to that part of Swindon in a long time Swindon Casper's It's down like a dutty alley Oh I just found the Swindon Casper's on TripAdvisor Four and a half stars See 3.2 average review out of five

Um That's Cod's Wallop Jensen said poor quality And expensive I would say that everything is overpriced for what you're getting Nothing wowed me My son had vanilla ice cream that didn't taste good at all Also had shards of a glass

What? And he still gave it a thrill. Also had shards of ice throughout. Like freezer burnt ice cream. Like it had been re-frozen again and again. Something so simple but tasted bad and expensive. Best bet is to buy yourself a good tub of ice cream. Hold on. Why go to Casper's and just get vanilla ice cream?

You're an idiot. You do? I'm batting for Casper's right now. Linda said, waste of money, top prices for low quality. I ordered takeaway for here over 30 pound for three items. Pour the cake was 899, was lemon and blueberry, no taste of lemon was dry, and the smallest piece of cake I've ever seen was a total rip-off. The cheesecake Sunday was full of cream, we'll never order from here again. What the fuck were you expecting?

Buying a cake for 899? But also like, Christ, that grammar. Um, some Casper responded to that. Hi Linda, we're sorry about this. I guess we'd probably say Casper's is like a dessert place. It's like a dessert chain across the country,

isn't it? Yeah, yeah. You can go to Western Supermare for We used to go there literally every week for some reason. We'd drive to swing. We'd get there like twice a week. Let's be real. Get a fucking, I'd get a, a,

a waffle, a brownie waffle, which was like $8,000, which is crazy. It was like 9,000 calories for $8.000. And then I'd also get a milky bar milkshake. And I'd scoff it down and then drink the milkshake on the way home. And inevitably, yeah. The journey was like, the journey home was a challenge and not vomit. but I never did I kept that that shit down here's a one-star review terrible it's never

been as bad as tonight we arrived at 10 p.m. and were greeted asking if the order would be takeaway we went to the cashier to order and they asked the same question is it for takeaway I said no I finished eating my ice cream at 10.30 p.m. went back to the cashier to place another takeaway order feeling coerced so I didn't place the order. I left very disappointed. If you cannot consume on site after 10pm, you must post this information on the website. Feeling

co-wurst? Go-wurst into what? Buying ice cream? Yeah, that's a very... Yeah, I'm not going back. I'm so you've been cow-wurst into eating ice cream. This fucking sucks.

Andrea S. says not going back. Today my experience Casper's Swindon was awful. Customer service really poor. One working while of the six doing nothing. Team not friendly or helpful. Dirty cutlery and also the food quality under the standards.

But that's what are you go to Casper's fault? That's like part of it. Yeah, it was like a strip club fight. I think the funniest thing at Casper's was like going into the toilet and finding like a full joint that someone had rolled and in the

bathroom and dropped on the floor and then been like fuck it's wet now so they just left it yeah it's so funny um charlie said waited and waited and waited ordered via just eat 45 minute delay to order and i wasn't allowed to cancel terrible service never again god knows how these people stay in business as i doubt that they get repeat customers we were yeah you idiot you imbecile and just to balance it out I'm going to read this. I'm going to end this by reading this five-star one from Julia. Very naughty, the title. I bought my family here as we fancied something sweet. We were the only ones in the whole of the restaurant at the time we arrived, and we were able to sit where we wanted to.

We had our young grandchild, grandchildren, with us, and they chose one of the large tables, which had the air conditioning blowing right directly onto the table. The fabulous server asked me, if I'd like it turned off, to which I said, yes. my granddaughters had been here before so I left them to ordering one server behind the counter asked if we would like to taste a chocolate that had never been seen before which I felt was kind of him he let us all try it I've never seen waffles this big before and I could not eat all mine

I had chocolate and strawberries on mine that also had strawberries covered in chocolates which my granddaughters loved so he had two portions they were amazing it's not a place I'd normally go but it's a lovely treat for the grandchildren A bit pricey, but the waffles are huge and very delicious. Thank you for looking after us. Was that written by like a primary school kid's, like his essays to, write a review as if you're your own grandma. That's the strangest shit I've ever been.

All of those were quite surreal. Swindon education for you. Um, but Rutrow Raggy Ruby Doe has taken the pups, says, uh, more Hell Divers 2. New Update is mad. Anything to say on the new update? Uh, it's busted. It's busted. I'm afraid to go on the game.

Yeah, I had, uh, there's like a glitch where you can duplicate, uh, uh, shark tail, hoo-haha. Yeah. And it's like too easy to do. I just saw how. you do it. How the glitch is done. So how the glitch is done, how the glitch gets made.

Yeah. How you glitch, the glitch. So maybe we'll talk about it when that gets patched because it's like busted. I don't want to brick my PC. But as far as like the actual update without the glitches. Fucking amazing. Good update. Really cool.

Illuminate. Is that what they call? The Illuminate. Illuminate. Yeah. They're really difficult now. They're really cool now. I lost a match yesterday.

Really? Yeah. Like, we just couldn't do it. Wow. Yeah, four people. Yeah, because I was getting bored of them. Because whenever there was a, like, an order to do a luminant shit, I would ignore it. Mm-hmm.

See, it got to the point where, like, it was just too easy. There wasn't enough going on. They've got those, like, Rat King out. enemies now, the dudes with the big bazookas and the... Yeah, they're really hard. And the jets, the spaceships. Yeah, yeah, they're the thing I die to most. And I also saw, I don't know if it was real or not, and maybe you don't want to know.

But I saw like a leak of potentially where it might be going. Would you like to know more? Is it a Mars thing? No. Okay. But do you know that they've changed the... The tutorial? The tutorial, yeah.

I did know that, and I thought that was cool. Very cool. Yeah, like for them to do that now? Super cool. Because obviously Mars is under attack. Yeah. Well, that's the implication. Well, like, at least Super Earth believes

that it's going to be under attack, so they need to be training hell divers elsewhere. Like, I love that attention to detail. So, so sick. Yeah, I dig it. New pass is a bit disappointing, but there'll be another one soon enough. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, the cowboy one was what, in February?

Like two months ago? Three months ago? Yeah, I think it's about every three months they release one. Yeah. So that's fine by me, like, if there's one that I'm... Like, there's enough for me to still get, I'm not like waiting for the next time

I guess it's more disappointing have you been playing since the beginning so you probably like have more stuff because there's still plenty of passes I don't even have so yeah plus um

if you've got them all I'm pretty sure they're releasing like the super store stuff like they're just putting everything out yeah I saw like a video of that on Twitter but I couldn't find it in game no I don't think

I think it's out today okay with the pass um which makes a lot of sense because it gives you like something to spend that currency on um at all times because i highly doubt people like own everything if they have they've put a lot of money into the game um but for people who like buy a little bit of currency but get most of it through playing the game it's going to keep you going um so other than this glitch which is making me worried to like go on the game like that it's in a really good spot I want to see what this goes yeah yeah I'm happy with it so far it's kind of what I

wanted and all the like weapon upgrade stuff is really addictive and fun so cool I'm there for it dude I'm enjoying it hell diver is out hell diver's in I'm on the hell diver's role play discord Aluminate run. Terminates run. Yeah, terminate's run. There's two more things I want to mention before we go to mid break and do some questions from the subway.

Speaking of the subreddit, someone posted on a thread. What are some of Alex's meme fumbles other than please, please, please? Times when Alec clearly tried to make something the next, it was too lame to stick around yeah there was some interesting comments on here the most upvoted one from earthworm kim was playing destiny for two and a half thousand hours was a fumble and a stumble yeah agreed um Oscar man 97 said all the hype around ruby do and how it was apparently the next sandy image I don't think it's been shown or mentioned for a few years now lull meanwhile sandy reigns supreme

Yeah, Sandy does reign Supreme, but I don't know, we see Ruby Doe every day. Yeah, Ruby Doe's up there. And, uh, yeah, to Dev, the hero said the Ruby Doe image is fucking lame, if we're being real. What the fuck? What's with all the Ruby Doe hate? There's so much you could have gone for with this, and you choose Ruby Dee.

She's one of those, like, like Ruby Doos got legs. Maybe it's over a Ruby Renaissance. Yeah. Yeah, let's prove Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Rooh. That's Scooby, D. Ruby, no, reset my head said, anyone remember the brief Mama run of like 2019 or something like that? Brief.

Yeah, I remember that being like a longstanding old timer. Real ones remember the year of the mama, I mean. bandit said yeah was that mama yeah right or was it the argue voice because mr off can imga said uh mama and baby were peak oh baby baby mama yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um people tuned in for mama maybe yeah and they're waiting for it on the edge of their seats I just know a baby's gonna drop this. Ranked farting said, please, please, please, please was great and I'll stand by that. Alex, please, please, please, please keep saying, please, please, please, don't let the woke mob decide what is and isn't funny.

And the demon sing low song says, woke mob here. Please, please, please is a great bit and me and my friends quote it often. I don't know, maybe I'm coming. This has never happened before, but like it's coming round for me. No, it's not, it's not. No, you like it. I don't. No, you do?

No, this one ain't it? Ruby do. Yep. Baby? Yep. Mama, yop. Please, no. No.

It's not. Please, please, please, please. No. I don't know. Yeah, when I say it, it makes me not want to do it anymore. Yeah. Well, Riplew said, I say Orsamsing to myself constantly. It's invaded my speech so much I'll say Sanxu instead of thank you to cash fees.

Yeah, I feel like Orsum Singh is kind of the current one. Like, yeah, that's raining Sue's stream to me. Orsum sing. Yeah. I don't know, like, the etymology of that one. I can't remember. It's just good. Or something. It's natural.

I feel like it. Yeah. I love it. That's a good one. Leroy and Stitch said, please, please, please crack me up because I listened to the audio version. And he said it so similarly each time I thought he was just editing it in to replace whatever he was saying at random moments. Yeah, I can understand that being funny. I think, um, I think like a soundboard is just funny. Yeah. Sound boards are funny. should you get one

yeah a please please please sound board yeah it's just three buttons please please please please the jimba said hey I keep saying please please please

and my very real girlfriend thinks I'm just singing that Sabrina Carpenter song very versatile honestly yeah that gives it like gives you an out I guess you know

Loptical said when he talked about Harombe dying and said a poor sweet gorilla was shot down and was all sad missed out on making

it a meme which it eventually became. How's that a fumble? I was genuinely upset. A poor sweet griller was shot down. I remember like really being distraught about that. Yeah, that was like a moment. I feel like a lot of people, a lot of us were. It was the, uh, what are the, uh, what are the,

call in Spider-verse when it's like the canon event. Yeah. It was everybody's... It was our universe's canon event. Yeah. And obvious humor, 666 says, ha ha, no, no, and coconut up but, obviously. To which fish eggs

replied, protecting it. Those were not failures. Those are about as classic of jar memes as wow pussy diarrhea. That's cringe. Up but coconut. Ugh. Not obvious humor replies that saying, totally, dude.

Totally. Is that like a... The Incredibles thing? I don't know. I feel like that's like an animated movie thing. Totally, dude. Totally. So it seems like mostly...

Please, please, please. I mean, out of all the ones you've put out there, to only fumble one. It's pretty good. And even, I feel like the fumbling of please, please, please is its own thing. Wait, say that again, sorry? The fumbling of, please, please, please. Like, we're still, like, that's kind of the meme. Like, that is the giant.

I see, yeah, it's got, like, law, it's got layers. Especially for you to, like... Write it off so quickly. Well, yeah, you've registered that, like, it doesn't. It just doesn't. but like that never happens normally if if one doesn't resonate with other people you like triple down on it yeah normally i would like try and but but uh wankaning says better better absolutely sucked what you got minus seven downvotes for that get fucking

minus eight downvote that yeah i'm downvoting yeah awful take Yeah. Where did Bear Bear Bear come from? By or by? What's the etymology of that? Um, geez. I don't know, I don't know anything that I say or why or where these things come from. Hmm.

I suppose none of us do. In a sense. In a sense. Yeah. The illuminate just like beams them into my head and then I go. Blue leaves. Right. I want to end this segment by

doing a little better something you might like opening my mini fridge and getting your vet ball you're gonna need it I feel like lately I've been just pulling out a lot of quotes yeah

you know just like hmm that reminds me of that quote to my favourite philosopher yeah Yeah. My favorite philosopher, Vad Radia's bull. Why? Why did this, like, European rebel?

Why? This one's been building, we're in the background. Why they? Is that a thing? What? Europeans and Red Bull, like Um, it's just this character This character.

Why does Red Bull come from there? Wait, who invented it? Like, it feels right. It feels right that this Red Bull, this sorry, no, this European guy, like, is really into Red Bull. Like, he's always got a Red Bull to give. Red Bull originate.

Um, Tide. Um, Tide. land. Oh shit. Okay. Really?

Quite random. Yeah. You're kidding? Yes. Specifically, it's a derivative of the Thai energy drink, Crating Dang. Huh? Quating dang?

Okay. Yeah. But what I was getting at was like, I've been whipping out all these quotes recently. Yeah. My favorite loophosphers. And I, this kind of brings it full circle, the German name. Okay.

Because there's a German philosopher I want to really bring to the forefront. Oh no. For you. Uh-huh. I want your opinion on some, um, Friedrich Nietzsche. Ah. Okay. Okay.

Ready? Okay. Three, two, one. Van God is dead And we have killed him When did he say that Do you have dates and shit

I mean all of these will be from like Between 1850 to 1900 Okay Usia God is dead And What is he

What does he mean? What do you mean? that's what we're getting at what is he talking about god does that and then rebel invented replaced by rebel i yeah i think he's kind of right yeah yeah like based he yeah okay so you can you can either give it a cringe or a base okay right yeah based do i need to explain why or oh if you want to well no do you what like is it does it make it cringe if I explain why. Yeah.

I won't then. Okay, number two. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. C or B. You know the deaf composer? yeah did you know he had like a device to like bite down on

so that he could hear the music oh so he could like figure something out like through vibration yeah like he'd bite down on a thing connected to like a piano and he'd play the piano and it would vibrate and like the inner ear like it would vibrate into there and he could hear it so he wasn't just really good at maths

Symphony number nine Here's my new one Symphony number nine Beethoven, right? Yeah I'm Beethoven Hello I'm Ludwig von Beethoven Beethoven I'm Ludwig

Read it again And those who were seen dancing Was sought to be insane By those who could not hear the music I give that a based. I feel like I need more context to give it a base. Why, it is all the context

you bloody need. Well, no, because it's like dance like nobody's listening. You know? No, no, it's not that. Sing like nobody's listening, dance like nobody's watching, baby. It's like, shut up Nietzsche, you twat. No, it's just, you

need to look at another angle and they've just got one air pod in. Okay, yeah, with that context, based. Without that, cringe. I think in ways we're our own philosophicers. To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

Ooh, bass, base, base, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. That's our classic bass. Read it again. To live is to suffer. To survive is to make some meaning in the suffering. Oh. That's hard as fuck.

Yeah. That makes you go, we. Yeah, it makes you understand them, piggies. Yeah, what makes this. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. He came up with a Joker quote? Yeah. Yo, cringe.

He invented cringe. Apparently, like, a lot of, like, all righty people have, like, co-opted some of them, Nietzsche. Nietzsche. Nietzsche. Look, Nietzsche is ours. Back off right wingers. Nietzsche's mine. That which does not kill us makes us...

Stranger. Base boost that shit. Stranger. What is his problem with audio mixing? Why does he do that? Because it's... because it's cringe. Does that get a C or a B? Which one?

that which is our kills makes us stronger. Just because the Joker. Yeah. The Joker's based though. That's the that the Batman Joker

dynamic that we've all been stuck in for all these years. I mean, originally based, right? But it's been co-opted by the right-wing jokers to make it cringe. I hear you. He who fights with monsters

might take care lest he thereby become a monster and if you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you tough that's a tea that's tea for tough that gets tea for tough this is why we need a sound word

stranger you know we'd have so much ever a deep sinker is more afraid of being understood than of being understood

Wait Say that again Nietzsche Um Come on Nietzsche Wait I'm very damn wrong Every understood

Is more understood Than ununderstood Every deep sinker is more Afide Of being understood than of not being understood is more afraid of being understood yeah

can you read it can you read it the way you read it the first time every deep sinker is more afraid of being understood than of being understood that's tough the other one is based the essence of our beautiful art all great art

is gratitude Huh? Say that again. The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. Ooh. Mmm. Ooh. Ooh. Baste.

Yeah? I'm gonna give that a B. I'm gonna give that a B. Freakin biased, baby. We should have done a Nietzsche tier list. Yeah. Oh, that's an S-ranked T, Nietzsche. The secret to harvesting the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest employment, no, enjoyment. From existence is to live dangerously.

Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius. Send your ships into uncharted seas. drink copious rad bull live at war with your peers or yourselves was all of that set up for this one can you do it again?

the whole thing or just the second of just the whole thing I go, yeah The secret The secret to harvesting the greatest The secret to harvesting The greatest fruitfulness And the greatest

Enjoyments From existence is to live dangerously Build your cities on the slopes Of Vesuvius Send your ships into uncharted seas Live at war With your peers or yourselves Drink rabble

I was going to say I was going to say cringe but that's up to tough in heaven all the interesting people are missing jeez what the fuck what does that mean we're giving that one

C cringe that's cringe yeah that's a cringe a couple more here is man merely a mistake of gods or God merely a mistake of man oh

based no tough Yeah, tough Ah, Vimmin They make the highs higher And the lows more frequent Oh, what the fuck? Cringe Wait, is that real?

That's real, yeah Ah, Vimen Yeah He was an Inso Nietzsche was an inso Ince Incel Nietzsche They muddy the water to make it seem deep

Okay, best That's best You gotta give that one to him Inso though And the last one The surest way to corrupt a use Is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem Those who think are like

Than those who think differently There was a slip in the accent And it took me out You gotta read it again The surest way To corrupt a use is to instruct him To hold in higher esteem

Those who think alike Than those who think differently So those Those To hold in higher esteem Those that think alike Yeah Uh

Uh I'm not feeling cringe or best Or tough New category invented Yeah I think this one's got its own category That category being Where like awkward

Like Nod along just to like move the conversation You know Oh yeah Yeah Yeah this goes into Oh yeah yeah so thanks for those

nice one nietzsche thanks one frederick fried rich nice one freddie niche nice one fried rich um I guess we'll see after these messages where I edit out my crying

oh that red bull shit's tough So you like So you're like So fucking Stephen Yeah Um Hello This is me Argi

You do realize that there are Bebo shirts available, right? Take a look at the really cute shirts Look in the description or under the video for more I got a little bit carried away with some of those reviews and quotes, but we're here in the second half. We survived. We're still Nietzsche normal. We're both down to a kind of Red Bull to get those energy levels up. You know what I'm saying?

If you got this far into the episode, comment, You do realize you lock me in a prison that runs on electricity. Is that an electro? It's an electric work. I think I think one of the best ways to start a sentence is you do realize. You do realize.

It really needs to be accompanied with some kind of elaborate hand movement. What would be another good character to say that? Like, like killer crock getting locked up. You do realize that I'm a giant crocodile, right?

Yeah. Oh shit. Guerrilla Grod. You do realize I'm giant gorilla, right? Oh shit. You do realize I've got a vulture suit, right? You do realize I'm like a shocker, right? You do realize that I'm a goo from space.

race, right? Oh, venom. Ooh, venom. Right, let's do some questions from the JAR Media community. Head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit. I'll slash Jarmedia not, R slash FNAF. Don't go over there.

You might not like what you found. Yeah, hell no. El Wilson-999 can get us going in. jar brothers versus tate brothers you get to pick a game they get to pick a game who brothers wins and james is wrong again said

does jim get prep time good fucking point um only you and tristan get prep time oh okay are you likening me to the tristan of us like you're the Andrew

he's older isn't it yeah Yeah, I guess I guess I guess I didn't think As if they're not Both equally awesome

Like either of them Are desirable to be Yeah I want to be Andrew Yeah I want to be the better kickboxer Right yeah They're gonna pick chess

Right Or like fighting In which case Like it's even Stevens If they pick chess Then we fucking win I think Our game should be

Mary we've got it. Yeah, our game could be anything other than, like, kicking each other. Or chess. And then, like, we win, you know? Yeah. It could be anything. Those fucking losers. Like, they'd lose on Halo 3.

Ooh, a TV 2. And they're older than us. True. You know? Like, that's loser fucking behavior. We'd beat them on Halo 1. Yeah. You know?

Go back to basics. Yeah, we were, like, five years. years old when that shit came out. Gears War 3, 2B2. Gears 1. Gears 1. Yeah. I'd say even like fucking Counterstrike,

the original Half-Life 1 mod, we'd beat them at. They're going to be dog shit at anything like that. Oh, I'm no fucking top G fan. It's shut up. You can't even beat us a...

A game we weren't even born to play. Loser. fucking losers smash bros oh my god smash bros is the shout they would get who would they like choose do you think i'll be mario you be luigi little man right they'd be little mac little mac and just two little macs two little max versus like king d d d d d d and i'd do the uh sacrifice move where you suck them up and uh you know kamikaze in a way yeah yeah yeah Yeah, we had some wamba combos back in the day.

Yeah. Good-ass game, funny-ass game. DDD is not even good. Not even matter. No. I think, um... Yeah, the classic combo was you, DDD, me, Luigi. Yeah, that was a good combo.

An unexpected, like, huh? Yeah, yeah. Combination of characters, but it kind of throws people off in a weird way. Yeah. Well, they're like, look at these couple of fucking point-out. Yeah. You know, a couple of baby-ass dork in this game for the first time. Then we rock up. Well, we rock that world. They've never seen moves like that. I don't know why I'm always drawn to these characters that have these, like, big hammers. There's something really, like, satisfying about that as a concept to me. Like when you would nail DDD on that edge and you'd smack someone right down to the hammer.

That is... I think the classic Mario, like... That's a good one. That's a good, what do they call it? Spiking. The spiking, that was it, yeah. What are the big hammers do you like, though? Characters with big, enormous hammers. Eldon Ring? Do you like the big, Eldon Ring? Yeah, yeah, I did a save with like a giant hammer.

Amy Rose from Sonic. Classic. I don't know, as a concept anyway, maybe if I don't have that many examples. All you need is D-D-D-D-D, though, because he's, you say, He's a creep. He's a big hammer guy. He's such a creep. He's a pervert. You can just see it in his eyes.

He's got that pingo in him. Yeah. Yeah. Gingaloyd-Ick says, Do you guys ever cry from an epic moment? Nowadays, I swear I only cry from an epic moment in a movie or show or something. Most of the time it's not even sad,

just a cool moment with build-up, like Pepper Pee. pig finally learning to whistle? Uh, I've not seen that pepper pig episode. I'm tearing up at the concept. Yeah, that's a powerful concept to me. Yeah, I tear up at epic moments, for sure. Like, uh, Carnage versus Venom in the second Venom movie?

I tear up when, and I've, I know I'm on record saying this before, but I tear up when Mad Max is and he's on the things that go do do do do do do and then his head like the music cuts out for a bit

and it's like kind of it just focuses on the sand like brushing through his hair as his his like head is almost getting taken out by the speed of the fucking ground beneath it and I'm like

oh shit and then it just keeps like going that's an epic moment I like it when it's things that like they don't even necessarily make sense but it's like this is just falling into place

this is the jigsaw fire and I'm playing you know what I'm saying like it the motorbikes like ramping in that movie yeah and the music kicks in

and it's like yeah yeah when they're teaming up as well with the reload yeah yeah I've got a good one the lighting of the beacons

in all the rings yeah that is epic like genuinely sincerely yeah like let's go yeah it's like these guys are homies

how long have they been up there you know like waiting for this moment yeah his whole life is that oh oh fuck generations generations of that guy's family is just been up wait well I get to like the beacon

oh my god yeah yeah I really got to light let's go let's go yeah also, um, I find it's, it's those moments when it's like,

like an epic moment that builds to like an anti-climax in a way. Hmm. Like when Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2, like, he takes off his mask and Otto's, spoilers, Otto's like, punch me, I bleed. No, when Otto's like, Peter Parker, no way, Elon Musk fucking, Yeah, I'll say, Peter Parker, no way. That was a terrible joke. Yeah.

And, and, like, when he's like, I'll drown it. Mm, me, like, really grabs his arms. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to me now. Yeah, that's fire. Yeah, fire as fuck. There's lots of epic moments in Spider-Man 2, Ramey style.

Yeah. That's true. You want to go to him? to go through Joey Diaz. I thought it was pretty cryworthy epic when Electro said, you do realize you luck being in a prison. So true. When Gwen Stacy claps the ground.

When her neck fucking snaps from Spider Hand. Yeah. I consider, you know what? It's corny and obvious binary sunset from the original stoles. Oh, okay. Not epic, though, really. That is, I think that's epic. I, in, um, I think the I episode of Andor, that's epic shit.

When the music starts kicking in and like the, the heist, like, is going, the way it's going. Yeah. That is epic. That's epic. For sure. There's plenty of epic moments, bro. Mm. Yeah, I think we've exhausted the epic moments.

I got one more that's just popping up. I'm sure you could just go on and on with this. I think, um, I think, um. in the Incredibles when Dash runs onto the altar. I was just going to fucking say that. What the hell? Uh-huh.

Yeah. Just like the execution of that and the way the music comes in. Well, the way it cuts out. Yeah. And then it comes back in. Yeah. It's so fun.

It's so good. That's tough. That goes hard. I think... Insanely hard. I think when the the crab guy is running down the whole way

in Monsters saying Give me back that child That's nightmare Yeah genuinely When Randall says The Winds of Change Yeah that's a That's a classic moment

I think when When Boo sees Scary Sully For the first time And then Sully See Scary Sully for the first time And he's like Yeah he's like

Yeah, he's like Yeah, he's like When Mike Wazowski goes yeah damn you nailed that but I think I think Sally

in Monstersink did God of War before God of War like same arc the he's like oh

like the God of War 2013 or whatever it was 2016 was it 2016 2018 2018 Zemir I think it was

2018 yeah I don't know why I said 13 my getting yeah that's way early that's way too early but yeah he was like the original craters in my opinion I think it's that it's epic and halo two the with the bomb in the original though kind of in the context of like when that came out it's like this is really cinematic and like big yeah that you of the music. Often it is like

the ongoing theme here seems to be the use of music actually. The way it compliments some kind of action or a moment. Nohaj says, thoughts on TV intros and or skipping them. I basically never skip intros to TV shows. If you're watching

episodes individually, it's always a nice way of getting into it. And if you're binge watching something, it kind of feels like a refresher each time. Also with shows with amazing intros like Daredevil, Succession, Tack on Titan, Dexter, Nathan Fue, that's called Saul, etc. I never want to skip them because I just like the songs. The only exceptions for me are ones where I just hate the song, like Arcane or something.

Even then, I'll usually let it play with the first episode of The Watch Session, probably. Yeah, I think I would, I watched all the Succession ones, because I think the song is so good. I don't watch all the dad ever once. It's too long. It is a tad too long. There's one, there's one that I always would stick around for. What? Breaking bread. It's so short.

Yeah. Like there's, the... And the same for Saul, really. Yeah. I would never skip those. Yeah, because it felt like more effort than it was worth. Whereas, like, if it's like a minute long... Yeah, that's my thing with, like, the sopranos has one of the most iconic ones.

But I did. start skipping it after a while. If I'm watching it, like, as it's being released, week by week, and you're having that gap, then I probably will watch it. But when, you know, I watched Sopranos in, like, 2020 or something for the first time. Yeah, you watched like a season in a day.

Yeah, yeah. You're not spending, like, 20 minutes watching just the intro. God myself, five guns. Yeah. An arcane is just like... Five guns to get high. The, the, the, the, the, The arcane intro is a crime against humanity.

The song. Arcane is a crime against humanity. Don't go there, bro. Cringe. Cringe. Can't watch it. Sorry. I tried, man.

I didn't. Too cringy. And it's like, I should be the audience. I love animated shit, you know? And cringe. And cringe. I adore cringe. Um.

But yeah, I'm there for a good, uh, intro. Yeah, I like a good intro, but like... I don't need to see anything that much. I do really rate the Daredevil one though, it's cool. Yeah, it's cool. With like the wax game, boom. Yeah. Yeah, cool.

I can see it once and be like, that was cool. I watched all the Andor ones. I made the point of doing that. But again, short. Yeah. I also like when you use it as an opportunity to do like a little storytelling thing. Like, Beto Kossal did that. invincible I love the way they do it mm-hmm that's a cool way of doing it and all does it cool

it's like a different piece of music every time yeah get creative with it max the average oh one has one for you what are jim's thoughts on the black ops six zombies character chief blanchard blancard I don't think we've ever had a character with this much depth since tank Dempsey. Um, that sounds tempting, but... I still haven't got that cod. I was expecting to have folded, um, a while ago, but I never did. It's like...

There's so much good shit, like, to play at all times, so... Yeah, there's too much good shit, and... Cod games are so expensive, for so long. How much are they? Like, 800 pounds. really no like 70 pounds yeah 80 pounds

it's crazy that's a lot of money yeah way too much for a game that like I kind of only want to play the campaign I can't be getting I'm too old

is it still as like cracked out as ever it's more like I can't be hack it's TikToked out it's got like Max pain dodging and shit like I can't really I'm too over this shit and you can like sprint in any direction yeah yeah yeah like it's too fast I'm an old man I played like Halo 3 I played Halo 3 yeah back in my day you could only sprint in one direction back in my day was controversial to add sprint to halo back in my day it was a controversy to play as a terrorist

ingenuity full 4063 says are there any communities you feel ashamed to be a part of for me there's two I'm a professional poker player that spending my time with aggressive gambling addict slash playing online on the same online gambling sites that are taking over the world has always left a bad taste to my mouth another is gaming I've decided to go back to uni this year for game dev and I'm not really looking forward to spending time with mainly 18 year old male gamers a group I can only imagine being incredible right-leaning anti-woke due to the TikTok shorts content aimed at that demographic gamers is a good one they constantly embarrass themselves despite being the most oppressed community there is and not the ironic truth you do it to yourself yeah that's why it really I can hate gamers dude yeah so sensitive they are

they're the biggest woke mug pussy anti-woke fucking assholes like fucking snowflakers what's a woman doing there

what's a woman oh what's China can't face China Fucking posies I'm like I guess you don't use Twitter anymore

So you don't know anything about Grums dude He's like He's called grums I think Grums Yeah he's like this fucking loser on Twitter Like Sub tweets

Elon a lot of the time And there's this insanely insanely cringy GTA Tweet Because you can play as a woman No no Elon Musk

GTA tweet, yeah, let me find the screenshots, so I get this verbatim. Yeah, so he was replying to someone, just saying, a list of games I've not played, and then he listed some GTAs. Nealon replied to it, saying, Tried, but didn't like doing crime. GTA 5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it. Such a fucking pussy.

So fucking lame. Jesus Christ. With all the crimes he commits as well. Fuck you, dude. Allegedly in Minecraft, whatever. And then Ian Miles Chong fucking reply to it. I'm glad

shooting cops and cyberpunk 2727 is completely optional. Never finished GTA 5 either. Lameest deeds. Like actually in the biggest fucking Yeah. Crazy. You're playing a game called Grand Theft Auto.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Any communities you feel ashamed to be a part of? YouTubers are often very embarrassing individuals. So... But it's also so broad, it doesn't even really feel like a community. And all the communities I've been like... Yeah.

Somewhat a part of, um, have usually turned out to be like, just fake as fuck and people are just so like cloutchesery and bullshitty and you just get added to these like embarrassing group chats and Skype calls it was back in the day when that was a thing and just like the the way people would act is just like, oh God, oh, fake. yeah like yeah people you fucking I guess like the the currency is

is like other people's attention so it just it's like the worst feedback loop yeah possible I feel like a community I

vaguely associate with is like comic book shit right yeah there's an overlap with like game as you know yeah but like superhero stuff but primarily like the horniness right of comic book shit like oh yeah there's so that was something i had to get over when reading invincible there's some uh but it's like some of the art and stuff like you can just be like earnestly trying to look at some like post about some comic book and then there's like

some some titty ass shit going on and you're like in public or whatever it's like a hot cosplayer yeah yeah it's like i'm i'm not looking for that i just want to see some like spider man shit i guess x it sells um right i'm going to choose two more to round off this episode 20 more 20 more What are you crazy

Um Yeah I got two good ones here Uh Pooh Investigator says Hey guys Spider Man question for Jim Have you ever read this short spin-off comic

Spider's Regret It's a really underrated Spider-Man story And it also introduces Ben Eurek Would definitely recommend Ben what Eurek

U-R-I-C-H Spiders Regret Sounds like some shit I'd go out with Yeah, that's a crazy name No, I haven't And then I like searched down Google Images And then it's just loads of like spider pictures Like real spiders

So it might not even be real Do you think? Did you search, did you just search Spider-R-R-R-R-E-R-R-D-E-R-R-Py-R-R-Py-R-R-R-Py-R-R-E-R-R-R-R-R-E. Um Fake I'm not seeing anything It's fake

He made it What the fuck is Ben Eurek then Is it like called that Spider's regret Spider-Man Like I'm not seeing anything There's just loads of like Satan reasons

Spider-Man regrets his choices The Punisher comes to regret having killed Spider So I don't know Maybe I just got trolled hard Ben Urick is real Okay What does it say like where he was founded from What the name of the run or the whatever

First appearance daredevil 1978 Doesn't sound like spider's regret to me Yeah, you fucking liar. Is there like one issue or something that's called that? What, something's gone wrong? From the 1975 issued Spider's Regret. He may have shown up in Spider's Regret.

No? No. I don't think so. Nothing. Need some evidence. Yeah, prove it. Boobin. Right.

It does say here, though, to be fair, featuring Daredevil and Spider-Man. Okay, it sounds fire. But let's end on this one then from Bloodcock, too. As a Canadian, whose humour was forged in the sulphur pits of Jarmedia and become a dedicated Jarling

that my inner monologue morphed into Alex's voice, I have to ask, do you lot ever look at the show and think, hmm, this is 80% just us reviewing American slop now. Like, don't get me wrong. I love hearing about the latest McMarvel content in the past. But do you ever worry that even you lot, the Barn Boys of Wiltshire, have become unwilling emissaries of American cultural colonization? Jesus. At what point does Jha become just another American listical with English accents? Okay, seriously, do you two ever find it disheartening how much influence America has on the UK?

Like, don't you realize basically every piece of media you two consume is just American culture now? Here in Canada, we're very much already regretting how much we rely on them, given recent events. So, giving any more power to America is something I'm trying to avoid in any small way I can. Have you ever heard the term America sneezes, the world catches a cold? Yes. That's, uh... I don't know. How do you...

Like, what are you supposed to do? Yeah, especially when, like, they end Spider-Man and Batman and stuff. Yeah, when it's that fire. Yeah. But also, like... You can't deny they cooked up some good shit. They've traditionally been pretty good at, like, entertainment. Really good.

The best in the world. Probably, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Without, like, zero to bet. yeah from like all budget like ranges and yeah i i feel like um i'm i'm definitely more critical now of of like the the sneaky messages like their status quo being baked into a bunch of their media and like i can identify that now and like remove it yeah i agree

Um, but yeah, you, you, the, commenter kind of has a point, especially now, seeing where, like, America culture goes. Um, but also it's like, like I've been jerking off Andor recently, for example, uh-huh, um, most of the actors in it are British. Mm. Yeah, so I guess we get our own bit of, like, culture push there. Yeah, and it's like filmed in London for the most port. Deutsch! Deutsch actor. Swedish. That's what I said.

Same thing, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I hear it. You want like as varied a media diet as you can, but also... But like... They own the West. Yeah. They dictate like everything.

Anything like good gets co-opted. Like immediately Right, yeah There's always got to be The American remake type thing Yeah Pete show but American

Yeah I don't know Good point But like the new Marvel movie is actually good though Well Say this hey Yeah I don't know I just gave up so many years ago

I can't even count trees anymore It's also an access accessibility thing like they know how to platform their stuff yeah they control that so like and it's also i guess like you're gonna feel inherently more connected to the language you speak and they're like the biggest example of like english made yeah um true and anyway we get to own that because we're English and what language you're speaking. Yeah, in a way it's just our culture perpetuated. Both good and bad.

Just the bad bits. It's like a certain... Yeah, who would have thought, like, America turned out to be just, like, the bad English? What does that make us, though? The naughty braves. You know, the, like, scum at the bottom of a... like a barrel of ale

the good bit the silty bit the silty like scum can I get a discount for this silty beer yeah it's like the 50 p pint with a 50 p pint

America's that the eight pound London pint um I don't know but is it bad to say quite like some Americans. I love some Americans. They're quite friendly. Like the people.

That's fine. Of course that's fine. But their culture is in citipid. They've got some they've got some wacky ideas for sure. Yeah. But then they think we have wacky ideas from their perspective.

Yeah, but they're stupid and we're clever. They're dumb. We're smart. Yeah. They're dumb. Yeah. We are smart. Wow, that accent's pretty cool, huh? Yes, rather, isn't it? You do realize that I... This is a prison that runs on electricity, right?

Like, which sounds more cooler, right? You do realize. That sounded pretty cool to me. Actually, you're kind of winning me over there. Yeah. You do realize. You do happen to realize. I'm an electricity man

And this is electricity place right This damn here A little electricity joint Well let me tell me Compared to You do realize that Cringe I'm locked here in a prison

That's made out of electricity's I'm not trapped in here with you You're trapped in here with me and uh by the way yeah so all in all fuck the system dude all and all

just be hyped just be excited for the next marvel it's a marvel it's a marvel by the way I'm getting scared That's what I would have done if I was Obi-Wan I'd go

And you're getting scared Oh my God, I'm scared You just win at any exchange Why didn't he do that to Darth Vader You're bad at fighting with lightsabers Anyway Obi-1 Was Alec Guinness a British actor dude

Yeah Andio McGregor Scottish hell yeah keeping it real how do you feel about in law now right

in episode four Obi-1 like gets killed by Darth Vader but in the past Obi-1 had already beaten Darth Vader twice twice yeah Obi-1 had just clowned on Darth Vader

and he was like you know what I'd get that He's like, fuck it, kill me. May I give up? Yeah, kill me. I'll just be stronger. Buguck. Yeah.

I choose to believe that the Obi-1 television show didn't happen. I choose to believe that the only canon part was the layer runaway of it. Like being chased by sting or something? Wasn't it like a random, like, a random pop star that was chasing her as well? Really? I'm pretty sure it was someone like Sting. Wait, Obi-1 show... If it was Sting chasing, then she'd be running faster.

Was it Sting? I might be getting a B-movie mixed up with the... Oh, of course, it's a Sting's in B-movie, duh. I don't know. Someone who remembers Obi-1 Canobi can let me know which musician was in the show Chasing, a baby layer. who um what a fucking terrible idea when do you make that scene or the whole shit

the whole show not a terrible idea could have been sick ew bloody holy shit layer baby lay a baby didn't need to be in it if it was Obi-1 in that period going on like a soul search

that could have been fire oh I'm Obi-1 in the I'm going to time travel to save Boba Fett in the future. Because that's another fucking bullshit. Should we just talk about American shit for a little bit? Because like that boba shit, that boba show was fucking shit. That's worse than the Obi-1 show. They were equally bad.

No, because at least Hayden Christensen in the Obi-1 show got to be Darth Vader and I'm fucking angry at you I love that this is like where the convo went after that yeah straight to the fucking like

8 billion dollar fucking Disney slot no Boba Fett sucked Boba Fett was the shittest especially when the blue guy turned up from like the cool Bain Kurt Bain is cool

I'm Caird Bain with like a CG mouth I'm Cabin I'm a fucking guy that you all know I'm gonna fuck you up and then he gets killed immediately he just fucking shows up and dies like if you want me

as someone who doesn't watch like cool cartoons to think that he's cool then like don't just have him show up and then die yeah I hear you he didn't look right they used him weirdly Yeah, I mean, even the way he looked

Like, I'm fine with the way he looked Just make him cool He can't just turn up and die Not cool He was supposed to look like You know, one of those aliens from episode four That's like in the canteener Which one, there's like a hundred aliens in that

You know, the werewolf What? The werewolf No, I'm joking Not the werewolf The ugly guy Yeah The like fly guy

He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. That guy was fucked up for that. What's his problem? Yeah. He's in Rogue 1. That guy? Yeah. He started all that. Don't you remember? That I don't like you either guy.

Wait, he just shows up. He's just there for no reason in Rogue 1 and the camera like goes over to them and they're just like there. And it's like, la la la, la. There's those guys from... Really? That's lame. Are they in Moss Isley? No, they're on the planet that gets fucking exploded. Why the fuck are they there? Why are they there?

I don't know. They escape before. That's the implication is that they escape the... Are they like at some, like, did they actually like... They're Jedi's. They're like pushing Luke on the path to... now you've got to sacrifice your arm yeah

isn't that cold as fuck though of Obi-one just some random guy is like I don't like you who's like cats his arm off that's fucked I guess like robot arms are pretty common in Star Wars but like it's blood squirting everywhere

And like, yeah, that was disturbing as a kid. Yeah, I guess he was just a fly guy, right? They are, like, quite, like, racist in the Star Wars universe. Yeah, if you're not human, then fuck you. They like... They hate fly guys. They hate fly guys and they hate droids. Yeah, droids get it hard, but they, like, droids deserve it.

Why? They're slaves. Yeah, but, like, they're made. No, but you see them getting, like, tortured in Jabber's Palace and they're screaming in pain. Yeah, so true. What's the connotations of that? And then in solo, there's a whole like droid uprozing.

Yeah, but that was woke copaganda. Copaganda. All right, Elon. Elon couldn't play a Star Wars game because he couldn't kill the stormtrooper cops. Cringy. Any other hot takes on Star Wars before we wrap this one up? Hmm.

Let's get into the last Jedi. I don't know.