JAR Media Posdact - WAKE UP - JARCast Episode 295

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:17 Housekeeping 22:04 Dreams Face Reveal 29:58 Mario Movie Trailer is FINALLY HERE 44:49 Edgerunners 47:40 Jim Talks About Cyberpunk 59:28 Patron Segment

I said a hip, a hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip, hip, hip, hop, eh. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 295 of the Jarm Media podcast. Alex is your host, I'm James, and that is Jamie. Okay. Fine. Okay. Is that it? Intro, then.

Um, let's shout out of the patrons, make the audio version. This isn't the intro. Oh. I thought you were doing one of those eager intros because you want Sammy so bad. I didn't want Sammy so bad. This is why we should never record before eating. Why don't we go get food then? You're not open yet.

Yeah, for the time we got there, bro. Oh yeah, that's what we could do. What do you want to do then? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and you. gentlemen this is episode 295

I am James with Alex and Jamie The veins in your neck really bulge Yes because I'm thinking of Slamies So yeah

Is that the intro? The first one was Yeah both of them Yeah Overlapped them at the same time Do we say like what the name is or anything i'm trying to remember um this is the jarcast i guess it was in the intro bit

yeah the shout of the patrons they made the audio version possible and if i i noted this down because i kept we've been saying it wrong for literal years we've been saying sandy tier or above you get you get your name read out but it's actually dibby tier and above and it has been this whole time so i know that's been annoying jim behind the scenes yeah well pretty bad the thing is the the the There's actually like heaps of drama that we all lay to the wayside. Yeah. The second the camera goes on. So much.

We, we at this point, don't get along. Yeah. 100%. Like, it might be starting to sense it behind the screen. Yeah. If it wasn't like obvious, this is a chore. So remember that, Dibby Tears. Yeah.

So Sandy T's or above definitely get red out. If it wasn't for the patrons. If it wasn't for the patrons, charm me you wouldn't be a thing because there had been no reason to actually record. Yes. We're joking. We love you and you'll get some extra little spicy videos early and soon.

Hopefully without me and them. Yeah, hopefully about them. I genuinely like, once a week. weak is too much. Yeah. You know? Like,

sometimes James will be like, yeah, you want to hang out? And I'll be like, no. No, you don't even know from the message. You just leave, when I say I'll be like,

it's like, in my head, I'm like, no. In real life, I just won't say anything. Yeah. It's fucking impossible to actually communicate with you

sometimes. Well, that's intended. Because, like, this whole thing, this, this deal this between us this thing that's been happening it's i mean it's not real and it's fake mm-hmm depending on how you interpret it from behind the screen behind the keyboard but yeah you you type in the comments who you think is correct about this drama yeah what's

real just just what is real around here huh what you can considered that the sky is a projection I'll tell you what's not a projection actually there probably is quite a lot of projection probably is a lot of projection in the YouTube comment section but not specifically right here right now unless there are we'll get to it

in the housekeeping segment what I'm saying here we go again where we wrap up some of the conversations from the previous episode some of the points of specificity you know

specifications yeah you know moments if you want our jar media specifications plugs on the wall got the watches on the wrist the moments

that's recommended album of the month humans deluxe edition no humans normal edition Humans normal edition Humans

Humans Humans without a Zed Just humans Yeah Chihuahel Left a comment Putting pepper Of beans related one of course

Putting paprika in your beans Sounds like it would be British slang And I'm very cross replied saying It's when your catamin is laced Yeah sure People, oh, they had very, very positive reactions to a certain new member's Geiner. Just like Yolk, Yolk. I'm so grateful for today's episode all about Dobby's Gussie.

It really cements for me what the cast is all about. Goosey. and James he made a statement about Dobby's Geiner James is obsessed with in particular First off he's obsessed with Dobby's Geiner But also you were saying that it's like It's another example of time being a flat circle

In terms of it being kind of a A Disney remake of an old jar meme Yeah Percy Yeah China Is Jaina better than Yeah, pussy was one of the worst fucking things that ever happened to JAR.

And if I was there, I'd have fucking beat this shit out of all of you fucking saying something as stupid and unfunny is that, eh, pussy, eh. I thought it was pretty hilarious. Awful. So Apples were unfunny people who are in charge of JAR media memes. But Dobby's Jaina's cool. Dobby's Jaina, funny, pussy, unfunny. I don't know we'll see about that.

Felix C says Jars where Alex has to go What is happening are the best ones I agree When did you say that last step Oh just one of the moments Where you weren't listening to me All of them

Um Oh profile feather left an interesting one On the topic of milk and alcohol I feel I should share an actual family recipe It's called pink stuff You pour a bit of vodka into a jug You pour milk on top I've only tried it with cow's milk

Feel free to experiment if you'd like And then you mix in strawberry milkshake powder It tastes like strawberry milkshake But it's full of vodka Alcohol and milk Don't go Jim The thing is with vodka

Is that I can totally believe this I believe pink stuff is real Would you drink pink stuff though Pink drink I drink pink drink No no I wouldn't Vodka and milk though I don't really drink milk

Anyway Oh Okay what if it was vodka and oat milk No I just don't When I want to drink alcohol Which is primarily as like I want to get pissed and feel tipsy

I'm just going to drink something that's nice And milkshakes aren't nice Milk shakes are lovely Yeah No one disliked milkshakes I do Milk If they made like milk

If milkshakes never existed But we were replaced Instead of a milkshake alternative that didn't have milk in, I'd like it. That's basically what I said. Those are real. You criticise me for saying, yeah, they literally exist.

Like, vegan milkshakes. Yeah, I know they do. But milkshakes should have, vegan milkshakes should have been invented first. Nah. Lots of people got very upset with, and we're talking about cyberpowers. Yeah. You said it was called credits, which is like a Star Wars thing.

Eddies, mate. They're called Eddies. Don't know what you're on about. They're actually called Eddies because... Euro dollars. Even Hurst Brown says, I think they're called eddies because the currency is a Euro dollar or something like that. Mate, they're called credits, okay? Creds. They're called queds. And when you shorten it, it's like Ed's, you know? Um, someone said... Well, not someone. It's Me Austin said.

They literally unironically laugh like, uh, he, he, he, he. No, I've got some beef of this I've got some beef of this We don't all laugh the same We're very different laughs Yeah, what? No, this is a thing Anyone who mocks anyone's laugh

Is like awful If you laugh If you're judging someone's laugh When a laugh is like A peak of enjoyment You're fucking cunt It depends No

It does depend No, it doesn't depend No like it depends On your relationship to that person no but if i hear some of the most annoying laugh i'm like they're having fun yeah but i don't care what their laugh sounds like they're having fun you wouldn't want to marry someone who's got like a really annoying love i don't give a shit what about my partner's laugh is as long as they're laughing it's a good thing laughing is only

positive if you see negative in someone's fucking happy emotions you're the problem now what if they're laughing at someone falling over that's different because that depends what they're laughing at but what if it was Really funny. What if it was someone falling over? They actually died from falling over, but it was like the most hilarious. I don't think you can laugh at someone falling over, dying, Alex.

Even if it was like really cartoonish. You totally could laugh at that. Just straight up like cartoon. Like ragdoll in and all over the place. No, no, no, this thing ragdolls, ragdow in real life is funny. That's what I'm saying. That's the moral predicament. I totally disagree.

Ragdoll in real life is scary As someone who has ragdoll a fair few times Pretty funny First person No like No in like GTA 4 when you get hit by a car Funny Yes

You see someone actually get hit by a car Well we know because they're getting hit by a car That's like it's not the ragdoll It's actually getting hit by the car that's like more serious So you don't find the ragdoll funny No but Even if it was like a funny like if it was the same ragdoll in GTA 4 there's there's like a heaviness to real ragdoll

no but no but this is this is there's a disagreement here about how how often ragdoll videos are shared online like we've all seen the one of the guy who's on the ladder it just goes down and it's just like ragdoll's on the floor everyone's seen that I don't know what you're talking about I'm trying to describe memes I sound like a lunatic ragdoll can be funny it can be like when you ran down a hill and yeah funny who just ragged that one at the bottom. And I was fine. Yeah, and that's funny, but I'm talking like...

Would it have been less funny if I like snap my leg? Because I say no, I say it's even more funny. I actually very rarely laugh at people falling over. I don't ever. Yes, you do. Yeah, you love it. You absolutely love it. If me or Alex, like, walk into something or like do something like that,

you're the first one to scream laugh. That's because it's you too and that's like... That's a different thing. Because the dynamic of us is that, if anything happens. We like seeing each other suffer. No, it's like, it's stimulation like, any type of stimulation like that. I'm just gonna scream laugh at because I'm bringing attention to the stimulation. It doesn't matter what it is.

If you slam something down, I'll scream laugh. It's like that, but we can't explain the weird dynamic we have, okay? Okay. Um, what was the question? I laughed. So I was gonna ask, like, how would you describe, our laughs. How do you describe my love?

Funny. Verbose. A bit chunky. You can't not hear it then? You think it's over-exaggerated. It's... Kind of. No, I don't mean that in your...

Making it exaggerated for a fact I just think you have an exaggerated laugh. A bit cartoonish Yeah It's absolutely cartoonish Hmm Jamie's is like the most powerful laugh If Jamie's got a fucking good laugh

On the ears is infectious And you're all fucking going down that I think I've got the most high-pitched laugh No I do But Yeah you definitely do That's true I hadn't thought about it like that

I love my laugh Because mine goes shift into like a ho-ho-ho those changes is more of a gym somewhere in between no because i scream laugh i just scream laugh that's all i do and you get to a path and you just scream but there's like different there's different types of laugh you know yeah they're totally are

and it's it's impossible to fake your real love because you don't even know what it sounds like until you watch someone like don't it's like yeah did you see that clip that was going around of like it was like a French game show or something where they just gathered a bunch of people with weird laughs and then just set one of them off and then it just made them all start laughing and it all sounded like insane that sounds awesome

yeah it's a pretty funny clip I love people that like cough laugh with a wheeze in there yeah I love a whiz but there's a certain one that's like really it's like from the stomach you know that cliff of the woman he's like I'm not racist

but blank people and then she like cough laughs it's really fucking weird no it's just like the best laughs are like Scottish laughs We've always seen that video

of that guy stuck on the roof and he's like Hobble my fucking foot down and this guy's just like laughing like really deep I love the the sausage upside down guy

and the laugh in that I'm gonna fucking sausage me upside outside that I don't have a nice hearty laugh laughs laughs are weird

though I hate like a pervy laugh what like quagmire he doesn't laugh he gigatees no i'm talking like a what's a pervy laugh like a you know a laugh is like a a rhythm yeah like a ha ha ha ha ha ha a a pervy laugh is like a kind of low he he he right kind of like um the scooby-do laugh what do you mean without examples I'm struggling to keep up

yeah I don't know well you love doing the Scooby-Doo life no it's not like the Scooby-Doo you know what's that little guy called who like fights Scrappy-Dee no not a Scooby-Die character the actual real

you mean Hasbulla yeah Hasbillard have you heard his laugh he does have a little pervy laugh He's got a little pervy laugh He does Yeah. Well, I don't know how it sounds. It's like really quick.

Like, like salacious crumbs laugh. No, quicker. Quicker. There's no like cackle to it. There's no, it's just blah-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-uh. You know, that sort of laugh is like a-per-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Do you know who Hasbulla-law is? No. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. It's not a fucking dinosaur, is it? Yeah. He's coming over from. Oh right, well, he's a tiny guy with a funny laugh, you can punch hard.

How do I... No, he's like an actual, like... Uh... I... I don't know, but he's like a dwarf or something. But he's... What's his name? Oh, this guy. Yeah, has Billet.

Well yeah. And he's like a straight baller, yeah Oh, I've seen him this guy before But I didn't know it was like No, he's huge How old is you? By Yeah, he's just got like a condition where he never aged

Oh Yeah, he's 20 years He's 20 years old He's 20 years old Yeah But he's got like such a Like the face of like a regular going like 50-year-old pub dweller.

No, well, they can't say the cast isn't a learning experience. Why? Hmm? How come? Whatever. I'm still kind of lost on why they were, like, what they were saying with the mocking of... um that literally unironically laugh they don't specify any of us though it'll be me it's james because he screamed they they well hey hey right um jack diamond said can you guys have a

group vote to have james take his dirty grimy shoes off if he's going to put his legs up all over the table or forbid him from putting them on the table anymore no there's this is the weird thing. This has been a comment that's been on multiple recent videos, and one of the videos where this person said this, it was Jamie with the feet on the table. People do get confused between me and the... I don't know how.

Is it just the J-names? No, it's easy. If one of them's got wrong opinions, it's me. If one of them's got white opinions, it's Jamie. As I can do it that way. I'm wrong most of the time. Especially on Dark Souls. You're wrong about factual things. I'm wrong about everything. You don't need to be educated to have a YouTube channel.

That's exactly what I've been trying to say for ages Comic book Archer can end this segment I'm from the nether The case in point I'm from the Netherlands And I'm visiting Bristol for a little bit I've noticed that every time I mention to people That I want to see the magic roundabout

They tend to look confused and or disgusted By the fact that I want to go to Swindon I've known it's not the most picturesque city in the world but that seems like a bit of an extreme reaction, right? Thanks, Lance. Can't, don't. It might be jar funny. Don't go to Swindon.

It's not worth it if you were just going to see the magic roundabout to be real. Of course not. You won't even notice like you're on it. You'll just be a bit scared. The entirety of Swindon is so shite that you won't notice it getting shiter. No, no, it does. It does get shiter. For that small little collection of roundabouts, it does get shiter because it gets even scarier.

It's not scary, come on The magic rounder by is easy When was the last time you drove over it No, this is the thing Just drive straight line If you see your ex, it's just fucking Drive straight I don't think you've ever gone over it

Oh I don't think you have either Yeah I'm talking all this smack Yeah This is the funny thing Because you were in the car When I was on it

In my blue Mazda No I wasn't Yeah Do you know who has impeccable memory? Me. Do you know a shit memory? When's my birthday?

Hey, no, me being shit at dates doesn't mean I've got a good memory. Oh, hello, darling. Hello, woman. So, like, as far as subjects are concerned, so much has happened. So much. Why?

This is a dense one. So much has happened that we're going to have to cut some of it probably Oh Cut all the first half But okay We can kind of dictate How long some of these are going to be

Like I know you guys Will have lots to say about this one The YouTuber Dream He had a face reveal He literally just looks like a human Okay No He did a face reveal

Yeah So what is the point of the mask is Well we found out now The point of the mask is is to um I guess be so shamed by people online finding an old picture of you where you're kind of heavy weight to then do everything in your power to change that image out of fear um why people judging you so he was found and then he did it well there's like a while ago like an image like was flirting around and people were saying it's dream from when he was in

high school or whatever one of those um and people are like comparing his face from his face reveal to that old picture and like yeah that's definitely him um but that that just feeds back to my ultimate point of like face reveals are fucking lame yeah face reveals are just a stupid lame concept especially when like his whole thing was um he like was building hype for his face reveal by having all these other streamers and YouTubers, like, record their reaction to him sending, like, the truth or watching the video. What? How are you supposed to react to someone's face?

Oh, wow. He looks normal. He's actually so fit, though. Yeah. He's gorgeous. He's a pop-a-frey. I thought it was going to be, like, really ugly. I'm glad he's cool and not ugly.

James, be honest, is he really ugly? That means there's a guy. I don't judge people's appearances, ever. I'm being serious okay you're fucking not you're like no no no no I'd never make some make fun of someone's laugh I'd never look at someone and be like

nah not for me what are you talking about today what a fair laugh was literally like yeah you're not gonna be like you know what that really well I don't think a human can laugh like that I bet you someone does

If someone has to laugh like that, please let me know. And then I'll make it go a natural educated opinion on it. It's like, I'm not going to look at someone, be like, oh, they're ugly. I'm just like... You don't even need to react. I'm just not looking at people on a surface level of ooh, fitty, ooh, not fitty. I'm just like, I just want to get a fucking pistachio ice latte. I don't get your fucking shit.

I'm not saying you have to, like, seek people out and be like, No, but if I look at someone, I'm not forming an opinion on their looks, I'm just walking by. What, with an empty mind? James just decided today that he's going to spew as much fucking bile out of his pile if he possibly could. Okay, so when you just see someone who's fucking ugly, you're just like, oh, what, fucking ugly? No. But your brain immediate, you don't get a choice. When you look at someone that your brain finds attractive or not attractive.

You don't choose. Well, yeah, on the attractive side, yes. I don't have control of that. It's my brain. But on the ugly side, it's like I don't even think. No, but you're like, you're like, when was the last time, like, you mentally had to check note and go like, ugh, like towards someone, like a stranger? Never. This is getting quite nasty.

I haven't. No, I can tell you one. Jim says it is whenever he walks into one with me. I heard one the other day that was like, um, that was bad. But it was more so, it was more interesting, actually. It was something I was, I was in the garden and I could over here. And one of the neighbors talking to their, their young child, I could hear them say something along the lines of, the kid said, Where's father?

And the mum was like, fucking whores basically she was like do you see his car there hmm that answers your question doesn't it

I was just like what the fuck and then you're hearing the kid's voice it's like it must be like six years old or something like an actual

like baby yeah that's pretty foul what's your other one there my other one was when I was in Bristol with James who actually Did you draw them on?

What are you talking about? The fingernails. I didn't draw them on. No, that's how it was delivered. That's how Dobby's Geiner was delivered. Yeah, when I was of James in Bristol, went to a public toilet, the one in Cabot Circus. Yeah.

And the guy who went to the cubicle next to me just unleashed like a diarrhea fart, shit explosion. and I was so shocked by it I probably did mentally go ew you know but also like a small a small part of my subconscious

was like I wish I had the confidence to just do that yeah okay no no no no wait why is that a no no no no wait wait wait bro I don't think confidence is a factor

if you're literally trying to shit and it just explode down you can't control that you can't can you can not no no come on not after you found me you don't like wait for someone if it's like really revealing toilets right mm-hmm like the whole bottom like the feet are showing every sound is being echoed around these like sheer walls no what about if you can't what about if it's coming and you can't stop it what about if that that die of it I guess if you're like actually like

you have no control yeah well but when you've called really bad farshit explosion that's just going to happen, group. I don't think their confidence is in that. I could tell, you know? No, because some people sit down and just let what happens happen. And that's the way to do it.

I was saying this to Alex. This is a whole conversation in the lost segment of this episode. In the bonus. Jaffe the hours. 20 minutes of just talking about this. So I'm not going to talk about it. You can watch that video to find out

my opinion. That doesn't relate to the question anyway. I'll tell you what does relate to the question there. Unless you've got anything more to say about face reveals. Or ugly people. Or, yeah, people that make you go, er. Um, it can be as simple as, like, seeing a Nike logo. I'll be like, p.

Mm. Disgusting. Foul. Absolutely agree, though. You know? Yeah. Why are you looking at me? I don't have any Nike's.

You do? You did? Yeah. Yeah, you're not part of the fucking gang. Did you been? Because we bullied you. Yeah. That's a trend I'm figuring out. I just bullied.

Well, okay, I guess face reveal segment over. Yeah. Because something even more hype. Oh no. If you like enough, this video, we'll de-face-of-fill ourselves. Un-face-of-ful. Yeah, if you were Join up to the Patreon

We might even do a face reveal for you Yeah No, something more hype than a face reveal From your favorite tuber Um A movie reveal from your favorite animation company What the fuck? What do you mean? You watched it I don't want to be involved in this

Okay We've been theorizing about this since 2018. Yeah um there's a there's a clip from jarvis talking about the illumination maria movie and the trail has finally come um we've we've heard chris pratt's uh version of um an italian man is he is that what he is they seem to be going at the angle of real human sucked into the mushroom kingdom yeah what is this and he seems to be doing some sort of Italian-American accent Instead of just like very faint

It's like yeah 5% that the rest Chris Pratt I guess Yeah And why you'd get Chris Pratt To play an Italian-American I'm not sure But he is

James Gandalfini As my every Too good That would be too powerful No I think the The best person they could have got would have been Danny DeVito. If they weren't going to do like the classic. Yeah, if it was Danny DeVito and Charlie, who was voicing Luigi.

Yeah, that would work incredibly well. Yeah. Because that's basically been the biggest takeaway is that for an Illumination movie, visually, it's way better than their normal standard, much better. Yeah. That's probably because of Nintendo's inclusion. But even like Jack Black as Bowser, I'm fine with that. I'm okay with.

Jack Black. Yeah, that's the thing. I didn't, I'd forgotten about the casting and only looked after him. I was like, I didn't even really. And for like Jack Black's whole thing, like he's normally like when he's Po, like it's Jack Black. Yeah. So I'll give him that. I'll give him that. Um, but it's more, yeah, that like the main character is just Chris Pratt and it's really fucking weird. And it's so boring. Get Chris Pratt out of here. Yeah, because there were like clips of like, um, the, other places in Europe's like versions of the trailer and whoever's does the voice in the french trailer like just sounds like perfect like it just sounds like maria yeah yeah um even like the italian one sounds better um as you'd imagine um yeah just really annoying and i i can't believe it they they came in with the curveball as far as like the dibby's are concerned because that was one of our was like yeah the toads they're going to be the dibbies um and toads are dibies in it but we'd forgotten about the penguins yeah they were you saw that's that evil smile on that penguin they ain't no divin no but that that is that's got to be their their number one joke their favorite joke

to have like the juxtaposition of like cute thing really adorable but it's actually mega villain and is yeah or like the inverse it's got a deep voice toys story because and you'd expect it to sound like a cute dibby but he's actually like a soldier secret life of pets with the Kevin Hart character he's an evil bunny he's a bunny that goes and then he goes a bunny that makes a short joke yeah yeah so they love that i'd say it's honestly they're they are really good at it and it that's honestly that's the thing they do best because I guess it is at the top of like marketing

what's going to sell things the penguins the cute penguin plushies cute toe plushes not scary real life Mario yeah

voiced by Chris Pat he looks surprisingly exactly like that image that's been around for like a decade at this point of realistic Mario it's not quite that frightening it's like

70 percent there maybe 65 percent so yeah just not quite it's weird how because they could have just done like the full-on Mario art style like you yeah you shouldn't be able to see individual hairs on marion's face and he's I would have liked to see him a little bit more plump yeah he's kind of hot I don't like yeah that was probably Chris Pratt's like to his demand he's got there's got be I'm voicing him he's got to be at least this much ripped. Yeah. He's got to be this much

in the image of God. And he's got to be an ex-Navy seal. Good one, Chris, bro. You'll find that out in Mario the movie too. Yeah. But in our clip from 2018, where we were talking about this,

James made a joke about, like, yeah, and when this is really successful, there'll be a Smash Bros movie. Oh. I really think, I genuinely think in our lifetime it's going to happen. Sonic, the Sonic, Sonic's already got the ball rolling.

It'll be that Sonic. Wow, yeah. It'll be, yeah. There'll probably be some Zelda thing on the way. Have the after credit tease. It's like Mario in the bar talking to fucking Donkey Kong whatever the fucking big plan is.

And Samus walks in and it's like, dun dun dun. Yeah, when they make the Metroid movie and it's just alien. but they skin over it speaking of like sci-fi movies I watched a bunch of um light year

really yeah yeah I watched that I like watched it on my iPad yeah I watched on the background while I was like doing other shit really really bad really bad I didn't finish it I yeah I don't blame it's terrible I watched like half an hour

and it was boring and then I watched another half hour And I think it got more boring Yeah, that's what's weird Because it's When it's boring That's like the worst ones You know

Yeah Like the good dinosaur they did as well Which was kind of a similar thing Where it's like like What is it about this? Yeah and what's like the idea Yeah what's the hook Because like

Ratatooie It's like wacky And there's a clear like Rat doesn't belong kitchen but he's really good at cooking it's like a thing you can play with and like up house flying balloons like like the imagery yeah yeah you can like summarize the whole thing from one frame of it yeah and then it's like space soldier how would this movie ever be interesting they try to make it interesting with like time travel yeah and they try to do like the

Pixar emotional thing and it falls hard flat on his face yeah it's really really it's like I really don't care but at least they got Chris Chris Pratt to to be

Tiger Ortizis in that movie as well really annoying character too he's just really annoying in everything now yeah it's like a just a switch was flicked yeah with him and I'm I'm worried to go back and watch

like the vampire movie and now find him irritated Yeah, because I watched the new Thor as well, like background watched it on my iPad. It's the same story. He directed it obviously and he's in it as Cork. It's just like

quite an obnoxious like Like they really had this problem with Marvel shit where like It was always like It was always in service of something building So everyone like excused how kind of shit And like nothing is Some of the early movies are

Basically every Thorne. Yeah. But it's like, it's like resetting to that standard even though. It's just like, why is Thor and his fourth movie? Like what more do you have to do with this guy? Yeah. Clearly not that much. I think it's a major cop out to be like, he had his whole arc and stuff.

And he gets like chubby. And then on the next movie he's more ripped than he ever was before. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a quick throwaway. gag because like they end that whole Avengers movie with it being like yeah Thor's joining the Guardians yeah and that's like a short segment at the beginning and then it's like no it's not really a focus of this so it's doing something else see I think in James Gunn's hands adding that character yeah the dynamic could have been fun that was one

of the things is like I didn't really like the Guardians even being there like because it wasn't yeah I don't know if Gunn like wrote that scene or whatever but it was just like no it's not the same yeah yeah um i also if we're already on this fucking i watched the episode of shehawk with the daredevil in it oh of course he's like the netflix daredevil is in it now um and people getting upset because they spoilers shehawk like fucks daredevil in court yeah or actually like fucks him they're straight up like actually, I let you inside me. Oh shit.

Type level. He got Luke Caged. Yeah. He got Jessica Jones. Mm-hmm. Is that like going to be an ongoing romance in the thing? I don't know.

Because like I think it's more of like a procedural thing. I don't think I can watch She-Hulk. Everything I've seen on it looks like embarrassing. Yeah, it's not very good.

Hmm. It's, yeah. But I like things that are that kind of level, you know? So it's that level? Because like some of, like the Falcon Winter Soldier, like show. Nah, I never watched it. I didn't care. I was actually fine with that show.

The Arrow Guys show, Hawkeye. I didn't watch that one either. Yeah, that one was kind of sucky. But this one, it's like, it's just got, it's got just enough. like dingles. Got enough dingles. Yeah. It's shit enough.

It's weird because it's simultaneously not good, but it's also like not as bad as people on social media, so it is. It's like, as far as, but it's like, I just don't, I'm just sat there like, who is, like, who do they make this for? Cause it's like built in a way where clearly they want to tickle Marvel fans, like with those action scenes, with the big, with having characters, you know, like, Daredevil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like all these, like, cameos and like Wong has an episode. So clearly you want the Marvel base to watch it, but also it's like just such a completely different genre of show. More of like a whimsical sitcom thing. But Marvel comedy has never been good.

That's what I mean, though. It's like, imagine that Marvel comedy, but as a show. Yeah, that's the other thing Imagine that in a courtroom drama With a green woman who's huge Speaking of courtroom dramas I just finished better cool so Oh you did it

Yeah I had like two episodes left And I just remembered one day I was like Because the pace of the show is like Just throughout the All of it it's like Just building and building and building

And then towards the end of the last season It's like Do refresh Yeah and then whatever happens the timeline stuff yeah yeah

but god damn he knows how to end a show oh vincey yeah it's it's it was like perfect I loved it yeah

I'm really landed it I don't want to say more than that because like it's not something you want spoiled asshole And I also watch Kung Fu Panda 3 Oh, you hadn't seen that, I'd you?

I'd never seen it Do you agree with me then? I might, I don't know I might dislike it more than you? Mm. Yeah. It's really quite... It's not very well-paced.

Really poorly-paced. Mm-hmm. I don't like their justifications for the conveniences in the story. Yeah, for the whole Pandit Town and the villain is kind of forgettable. Yeah, I didn't like the villain. The Imagine Dragon villain. You Imagine Dragon villain?

Yeah, like, for some reason, like, Imagine Dragons, like, I guess composed the, like, villains theme or something. And there's, like, a song, I don't know. There's some link. Imagine Dragon Warrior. Mm-hmm. Yes, that's the best part is the Oogway is in it a couple times. Yeah, and the, the animation is like, nutty good. Yeah.

It's like, DreamWorks don't get, because they do stuff like boss baby. It's like, they can be just like totally. Or monsters versus aliens, an ugly moot, ugly, thugly, I'd say even. But then, like, they have Kung Fu-Pan. and it's like stunning. Yeah, where they like care. Yeah. I have good art direction.

But it feels like they really felt like they were making a classic. I think they thought they were making Kung Fu Panda 2. And in Kung Fu Panda 2, they didn't realize they were making Kung Fu Panda 2. Yeah, they didn't know what they had on their hands. Yeah. And Kung Fu Panda, like, they watched Kung Fu Panda 2 and they were like, holy shit. Just do that again, man. Yeah.

And then they tried to and they were like, get Breaking Bad in it. He'll make it good. And then he doesn't. Oh, I see, uh, Brian Cranston, yeah. Yum. There is one more thing, but James is looking angry. Ginga gungga, ginga, gingi. It's one thing James talked about last episode, even, if we're going down this list.

Um, because I watched Edge Runners, the cyberpunk thing. Yeah, how did you find it? How did you find it? Um. I really actually enjoyed it. I wasn't really expecting to as much. But after the first episode and you kind of get the style. The trigger style. Especially, yeah.

It has a bunch of the like anime tropes you'd expect. Yep. Like they obviously have a, they have their budget and they've got to allocate it in certain ways because of how time consuming that style of 2D animation is. So they'll often wait like action scenes. to have much more intricate, flashy animation. So then in some of the quieter, like, dialogue scenes, there'll be the classic, like, an image kind of panning. You just kind of get used to it.

Well, some people just don't care at all. But it's worth it, though, for those action scenes and how stylish it is. The whole crew, they're like it, the edge runners, that whole concept and the cyber psychosis thing. Really cool. it actually is like conclusive as well yep it doesn't feel like this like this lord of the rings show where it's like this is the beginning of the new saga and this is never it's never gonna end we're never going to let it end it's just say no this is the story this is that these characters

arcs yeah if anything it moves too quick it does it is really really quick um 20 minute episodes you got about 10 of them so what's got a cool opening as well it's got a cool opening as well I like the Friends Ferdinand song that's in it Cringe Cringe Huh We are talking about anime

Brue Yeah It's just It's a good little show And I recommend watching it Just because it's not really much Commitment to it It's like just watch

And Did you watch Did you watch with Did you watch it dubbed? No I watched the original Japanese You watch the Japanese one That's because my Netflix

Is like auto set to that So I didn't watch But I heard the dub is actually Quite good yeah the dub's okay because i don't normally watch the dub um i watched a couple in japanese but speaking of breaking bad esposito is like he's like a voice in it um he'd see voice he voices one of the like villain characters it's the it's hard to say without spoiling um he's got the three eyes yes yeah um yeah um yeah it hasn't quite

me to like play the game not quite there well on that topic shut up no I'm not going to I played the game and it's broken so therefore is bad I mean that that's a perfectly justified reaction to being up cyberpunk in my opinion I I booted it up again yesterday and so my my first attempt going back into cyberpunk I built up the game, get past the loading screen, start a new save, get to a scene immediately at the start of the game where I'm looking in a mirror, as my character is looking in the mirror. And I'm getting about 15 frames a second, so I'm like, all right, time to switch this stuff around.

So I switch it all around, get it running well enough, playing the game, doing the intro, blah blah blah you get to the the song intro and this is the part of the game that should have you know the majority of games get like the most effort put into like the first 20% of it because like when you buy a game

you're guaranteed to at least see the beginning it feels like cyberpunk got the least dev time put into the beginning the intro is like choppy and full of bugs and if that is your initial impression it's like embarrassing I

even you when you booted it up you had bugs in the intro that one I had one bug in that intro for the first two seconds people were T-posing and I have had no bug since and I've put in probably close to over 10 hours since that intro I've had no bugs but after that

that bit plays you do like a little mission. Mission went fine. There's a bit of a car chase at the end of this mission. And then these dudes are meant to run out in front of the car. And they just T-Po slide, snap into place, and then like the scene plays out as it should.

And it's a really cool scene. But you're already taken out of it when this shit happens. And because I got to that bit and I was like, you know what, I'm stopping. This is taking me out too many times now. Yeah. This is what I don't get.

I don't get this because my PC's like 10 years old and has gone through your entire early YouTube career and I've killed one graphics card with it and I'm winning an I 7 with a 1060 and I'm playing medium settings at 60 and mine's one perfectly fine. A bug isn't to do with performance. But I'm not, I don't know why I...

I'm getting a consistent frame rate. But this is the weird thing. I thought yesterday, fuck it. I'm gonna give it some more time So I went back on the game It had reverted back to the car chase I'm in the car chase Like immediately

When I start playing And in this scene All gun sounds had disappeared I assumed this was because I loaded into a set piece And it was kind of confused So I forgive it And then everything starts

Like fitting into place And it's working fine I'm going forward to this Other set piece Where the dudes run across the street Exact same glitch where they tipos slide lock into place then the scene starts

I don't see I don't get it though I don't get why you're because I'm having no issues and I don't get it No but that's clearly a consistent bug What I'm saying is that they I don't know why they haven't refined the intro If we had the same bug On the intro intro

That's clearly a consistent problem across multiple Yeah I'll give you that I won't deny that I've had the same bug twice with different specs because when I came back to play it I went on G-Force and press the optimized thing

to get it running as well as possible so then I had it running differently both times and I got the same bug so that must be a consistent bug as well

the only thing that I think is I'm playing with like 70 odd mods and I don't know if one of those mods just fixes a bunch of shit but I've had no running issues at all which is an actual surprise that this shit might this fucking PC that's on its last legs is actually wanting

cyberpunk fine it's it's it's like a really finicky game to run if i went through the menus and adjusted it slightly after doing the optimized thing because it's never quite right no um and i there's like one thing i turned off i can't remember what but then suddenly the game started running really well the the game in general has like pretty bad like load distances you'll see shadows popping in and stuff all the time. That's just consistent. I don't know if you've got a mod or something. See, I haven't had.

The only issue of poppins I've had is nothing to do with the game. It's the case of when you drive from one part of the city to the other doesn't load in AI yet because I have pedestrian density and traffic on max. So it does take a little bit, but I've had no poppins really. It's like you'll be driving and you can see a clear shadow from a skyscraper growing as you, like, get closer to it. I don't, I might have not. It's like a lighting thing and

I can sort of forgive that stuff but once you actually start getting into the game all of these bugs and stuff seem to disappear. Their main issue is with set pieces. I guess they're the most complex parts. Yeah, when they're doing the flashiest stuff and it's meant to be the coolest, it ends up being the lamest.

I will say because there's the set piece when you're actually, the game actually starts because everything before the heist is basically just the intro. The game opens and in that you, Takamura, it's like saves you and then there's a chase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was buggy for me. It was mega buggy. It was buggy for me. But then it's like a set piece where a loggious shit's happening with bikes everywhere and you've got to shoot them.

Yeah, yeah. I get that. Yeah, I will... The most frustrating thing with the game is you can see how good it would be if it was finished. If that game had another year, I think it could have been

a solid like a out turn. Because the good parts of Sidepunk are really good. Keanu Reeves' performance as Johnny is fucking insane. All of the good characters are just... All the characters are fucking great. The voice acting is great. The world is really interesting. I like the gameplay.

There's so much there. it was just washed. Yeah, 100%. And I'm feeling the same way I felt about it when I stopped playing all that time ago where it's like, it's so close.

I don't know. You should download mods. They might be able to fix out of shit for you and it expands so much of the game. I've not played much since the intro, but I haven't had a bug like that since. And it will be just like the art direction in the game is

amazing. I love the way it's and I don't know if everyone does but the the way conversations work in the game there's nothing equivalent to what they've done like the unique animations and environments you'll sit in a place and talk to someone at a restaurant yeah and no other game does it has done the commitment the first person commitment

in an open world like that yeah nobody's done it like an example would be Falcoy but then you can't know it's like there with such a different level and it's like because I did the the first proper mission with Panham where you'd go do some stuff and you've got to get Helman and you come out of the motel

and then Johnny's there and you can talk to Johnny but there's an option to take the mega blockers and cut the conversation but if you keep talking to him it's a whole conversation of Johnny that is optional yeah yeah and it's fucking fascinating and all the missions and stuff that can just come out of conversation

options there's amazing shit in the game and I hope it can reach its potential and I think obviously the another one's been confirmed that another cyberpunk is in development and you've got the new DLC so I'm hoping

the next big update which is like might be 1.7 generally fixes a lot of a shit yeah because everyone loved the Witcher expansions surely they're hoping to try and do some some repairs with that kind of stuff Yeah, but their forte is, um, storytelling.

Uh-huh. Because no one was like, man, the Witcher 3 gameplay. I just want to go on. No, that's the thing. The Witcher 3 gameplay is flawed and really frustrating, because everything else is so good. Minute to Minute gameplay feels worse than cyberpunk. Oh, absolutely.

No doubt. And like, the upgrade tree stuff, probably an equal level to cyberpunk. Yeah. But it's like, right. when you walk around and you're getting all the little the detail to the world and the conversations,

the characters. Yeah. And they didn't have to do as much. Like the majority of the map is just like empty forests and shit. Mm-hmm. With cyber pilots, like a bustling city.

And the attention to detail in the city is awesome. But then if you want to run it above a resolution of like 1080, it's going to plummet your frame rate. Mm-hmm. I love it. I haven't had the chance to play it, but, like, recently, because I'm just busy, but I do have that itch.

And it's made me the itch to not just play cypunk, but gets into the genre more, because there's a whole bunch of cyberpunk stuff that I've not seen, like, Blade Runner, both of them, never watched that out of The Matrix. It was Blade Runner that made me want to play cyberpunk, to be honest. Huge influence on it. And the whole genre in general, actually. Yeah. So I just want to go.

go deeper. Because I do love cympunk stuff because I like ghost and show I was like my favorite franchise. What could have been?

Still great. Do you think there's any chance you'll ever play it, Alex? I was thinking maybe if when this DLC comes out and people say it's good.

Maybe. From what I said the trailers come out and I think it's based on the US government. I think I'd hope that on

console it's more consistent as well yeah it's just funny though that you're saying about the intro thing because that was my big takeaway from when I like started it was like this intro is like rough yeah it's like all over the place yeah and that's what I mean that once you get into the flow of the actual game there's much more consistency but they tried to do this like fast-paced intro with all this stuff going on yeah and because they they like shot for the moon and just wasn't done, wasn't polished. They icoriced it. They went to fucking Mars, baby.

Well, no, they ended up just kind of burning up in the atmosphere. And then coming back to Earth and then flying straight to the moon. Well, not yet. They're like trying to get out of the atmosphere right now. Well, thank you for watching this episode. We'll be doing it now, bro. What about the Reddit? Samese, Samis, Samis, Samis, Samis, Samis.

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