JAR Media Posdact - was it SOMESING i said?

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

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Yeah Oh my God Good afternoon Oh my and night Did the froth go the wrong way Ah something like that Something something something Was it something I said

As every day goes by I get chubbier and chubbier That's the name of 2025 The fat year The chubby year Yeah Chubster I shub on I stress eat

Chub on Chub on I got a chubon From the new Marvel Yeah Did you see it Robbie's back baby It was more than Robbie

bro. Everyone in Hollywood is in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert Pattinson is back as Captain Sparkles. Did you actually see any of the video? No, no, I just like saw a breakdown. A 15 hour video that moves once every 15 minutes to the chair with the name on it. Was that a thing? That was the gimmick I thought. I haven't seen it. New Avengers. And there's like a million chairs with the names of the actor on the back of them and every 15 minutes that would move to the next chair. I hate Spacey.

And it sits like for 15 minutes and there's, you know, the score swells and then produced by. Man, it's really in a dire state, huh? Ian McKellen's on there. Patrick Stewart's on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. Everyone's on there. But it's, it's like, uh, I'm not looking forward to an X-Man movie.

I'm not looking forward to Fantastic Four. I'm looking forward to Pedro Pascal. Hmm. Being a man. Being a man. Being a stretchy gentleman. Yeah. The league of extremely stretchy gentleman.

That's a movie I want to see. I don't care who's in that. movie. Who is Invisible Woman? You know, Mission Impossible. Yeah, Mission Impossible. Yeah, I remember. Okay. It feels more like,

I don't know. It's like manufactured hype to me. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Like, it's like, we don't actually have like, we haven't naturally coalesced to this zenith of hype. In fact, it's been the opposite. It's almost like we're in the depths of hype and you're like clawing out of those depths, or at least attempting to, just with like a string of names, or in this case, chairs.

When was the last time Ian McCallum was Magneto? I guess Days of Future Past. And when was that? Like 10 years ago? More? I think it might be more than... I think that might have been 2014. What the f... I think that might literally, literally be 2014.

That movie itself came out to cure the X-Men franchise, because it had been going on for too long. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 2014. Wow. I watched it a year or two ago. Wait, so... Re-watched it.

It's pretty good that movie. Directed by a monster, but... Yeah, and the evil curtain of a man. It's decent superhero flick. Oh. I do say so myself. Yeah, it's pretty fire. Yeah, although pyro is not in it, so...

We might be actually, I can't remember. I can't remember nowadays. Just can't remember nowadays, just like I can't remember how to say a good afternoon morning, good evening or night. I already did that. Did you? I coughed it right at the beginning. Oh, is that what you were doing? Yeah.

That just went way over my... Yeah. No, when you hear it again, you'll be like, wow, that's, that's like Marvel, Ant-Man 2 level smart. That's like so beyond Marvel, that's DC. That's DC levels of laying foundations. Yeah, this is Justice League revamped Snyder. The payoffs that are going to be delivered just like the DC universe. are going to be immense.

Yeah. The reveal that it's Manhunter Martian Man the whole time. I guess this is episode three of season two of Brocast.

How does that make you feel? Brother Jamie. We should start doing that. Oh God, yeah. Brother Jamie. Well, brother Alex. I feel like a proper HBO

aficionado. This isn't HBO produced after show for uh for the last of us the last of us season two with stretch man with stretch man we're getting excited we're uh we love that HBO money yeah any money really anyway you're not allowed to call HBO anymore no it's just max that's just like your friend max instead of home box office now it's just your friend max Is that real? Yeah.

It's not HBO Max anymore. It's just called Max. Oh, okay. Not that that's even a product, we are. It's a dog. It's a dog. Not even allowed. It's a dog.

Um, it's a dog. Before we get too deep into this dog, let me shout at the jar media Patreon and the patrons over at their Patreon that make the show. And of course, the audio version possible. You get that raw unfiltered MP3 over there on the Patreon, ad free. ad free if that ain't enough um get your patron names if you're a dibby tier used to say sandy but it's actually dibby tier and above that's in the first or second week of each month we're just on the border so it won't be quite yet so you've got a little bit of time to get in there to get those

names read out um after hours as well as the kind of you didn't guess from the name an after show of sorts which has been going for quite a few months now we've got like a bit of a backlog built up on there of some interesting discussions and what we got challenges we had the we had a like 50 minute hell divers discussion last week we did invincible season three is it as i titled it as mid as they say in the title um really yeah yeah we'll have to check over to the patreon and check that out if you want to see the context behind that um the lego death sound matching game was a good one over there too we got there's all sorts going on over there too we got there's all sorts over there so check those ones out and I think we're going to do I don't know what it's

going to look like or how it's going to go or even if it's going to be released to be honest the one that's going to be attached to this week I don't know if I should even say no don't say there were clues I guess for those in the know yeah I guess I'll leave it at that but last but not least there's the jar media group chat over on the patreon which is a great little tool I utilize now and again to get some input from the jarlings over there um before we record up a little message saying hey anything i should mention or something a couple will normally hop in and give us a little opinion or two just like i got two as we move into housekeeping where we round off conversations

from the previous week slash weeks just previous time you could you could have like a correction from a year ago and it might be included in here you know what i'm saying Like I wouldn't be against that It doesn't have to be the last week It could be time It could be time Something we don't have enough of nowadays Ain't that the truth

Ain't out the truth But Misa Down Bombad for Gungussies Says no question from me this time Going through a lot of S Oh God And just know listening to the boys on Monday

Will improve my mood I hope it does Uh, you gotta hold off that gungussy just for a minute. Yeah, one, one, one little bit too much of gungusy and you're in too deep and you can't ever stop. Um, the other one I plucked from the Charmedia group chat was Suckingham Phallis. Cumbria strong. You who, boys, I met some swindonites who was staying at the hotel I work at in the lake district

and bonded with them over the only thing I know about, Swindon, because of Jha, which was the magic roundabout. I learned that you can apparently buy tea towels from the tourist information office in Swindon that have the magic roundabout on them. Swindonites seemed like a nice sort, or even compared them to southern Cumbrians, because whatever, and they seemed to like the comparison. They even offered to give me a tour of Wiltshire if I'm ever down in the area, so considering I made the comparison that Wiltshire is just South Cumbria,

congratulations on becoming Cumbrian. don't trust them the swindonites or the cumbrians either really but the swindonites i can vouch for the swindonites they it's it's like um it's like the last of us in in wiltshire um yeah like we're we're trying to like bait people to wiltshire so that we can rob them and not even like of a physical material like it goes deeper than that Like robbing them on a psychological An existential level Yeah, yeah

And their material goods as well But that's just a given I'm just trying to explain Yeah, it's deeper It's primarily like transport Like if someone's cycling through Wiltshire We take their bike You know

And maybe That's just a given, yeah Maybe their shoes You know So they're not going to receive help No, of course not That's why we take their eyes Yes

and their tongues so they can't speak of they can't speak they can't see and then we leave one ear just one just enough to hear what's left right what's left

I got some comments then to go through and I'm gonna try and keep it straight but I might go gay really just for this segment okay you might see a little glimpse of me if I was gay

okay interesting so keep an eye out or your ears out if you got that one ear left um but corb schnob can get us going here the more episodes past the more I'm start to believe

Alex is in the midst of a catastrophic mental breakdown instead of pulling a troll um And Keaton Farmer replied to that saying, I'm like a sniffer dog. What I hear is where I go. That was one of the more, I don't know.

You know, like, we don't know where consciousness comes from, right? I feel like now and again I'm able to tap into whatever that, like, creational energy that establish consciousness. God. In a sense. In a way. You found God. In a way, God is speaking to me, speaking through me.

And I would just say something like this. I'm like a sniffer dog. What you hear is where I go. I think that's an adjustment on the initial quote. That's how I remember it. Yeah, I thought it was where I see, what I see is where I go. I'm a sniffer dog, what I see is where I go. And this person has adjusted it to here.

It actually corrected it. Using another sense. Oh yeah, a different wrong scent. Well, this is like, tying back into the godlike kind of biblical nature of the quote they've misinterpreted it and used it to justify heinous act their own narrative yeah as as is what happens with um gravitas of this magnitude i'm like a sniffer dog what i see is where i think so but i could be wrong i could be wrong this is just my interpretation right we've already got splinter religions

for me. Yeah. Yeah, we've already got, um, our version of, of the Mormons. Um, well, speaking of Mormons, Big Papa FN1MF said, Jim's been awfully quiet on GroupThink recently. Beat that. Care to explain yourself? Beep it. Beep it. Beep what? This? B... Can't say that anymore.

You never could say that. That was never allowed. Go nothing to say to yourself. Do you want to, should we? You want to go there? I don't know where you would take it, so I'm not sure. You know exactly where this is going. I actually don't.

I genuinely don't know what's on your mind when it comes to the old GT, Granturismo. Out now. Um, I've never played a Grand Turismo game and I never, ever will. Okay, no need to get mad about it. Um, I was wrong about Group Think, though. In what sense? I associate it more with like, 2017-18 version of you on the cast.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my, my, I remember the group thing coming up the most. My actual fascist heart. Yeah. So you deny a group thing nowadays. No, it's definitely real, but I think it's good. I love it. Okay.

I've been subsumed. Subsumed by G-T. Like, initially I was outside the absorberloff, looking at the absorble-off, like, er. And now I'm a face on the absorberloff's cheek. Now you've been absorbed into the loft. Yeah, I'm part of the absorberloff, and I'm like, you know what, this is actually kind of fire. I really don't know what you're saying

as a metaphor that was about as as apt as I've ever been so you've been got basically you've been got by the good thing they got you well no like I've realized now that I'm absorber loft

that it was the correct way to be the whole time are you joking I'll leave that up to the individual There was an anecdote in the last episode from some fellow who was saying about his stinky colleague that would poo themselves every day or whatever. And if this is actually them, the culture shocker wrote in saying, I was the one who wrote the stinky story and I'm losing my mind over here. I can't say that I'm surprised you guys thought it might be fake.

I've worked in retail for a decade and I've never seen anything like it. I know your line because you said seen anything like it and the story was mostly about smells. So you would have said I've never smelled anything like it. Or is it smelt? No, that's a metal thing. Smelter. Smelting. Yeah, it's, I mean, it was obviously alive from the get-go. Liar, liar, pants for hire. It's pants on fire, Patrick. Well, crumbly guy, 1834 says, don't worry guys, I also hear that bird.

Freaking badass. That was a bad-ass bird. Bad-ass bird. The owl? No, there was a separate bird. There was an owl and a bird. There was an owl and a rain screamer. A bird I found, actually.

Well, speaking of things that have been found, this one, this is unhinged. Scoob Jarling. Left a comment. Scoob Jarling here. Jim is indeed right. Scooby-Doo would pronounce it, Rie Raya.

Here's some evidence. and say what was the word rewire rewire they got evidence Scooby Do Where Are You Season 1 episode 8 foul play in Funland

While scuba's and Shaggy hide from the man from Mars They decide to check the CCTV tapes Scoob asks him to Rewind the tape Not rewind Rewind

And there's more What's New Scooby Do Season 2 episode 5 The Vampire Strikes Back Scooby asks Fred to re-raculate instead of recalculate his trap set up to catch the vampire this is indisputable hope this helps

re-raculate That's something else Steve So anything with like re at the beginning Just say another R Yeah Rewind Rewind the rape Rari

Yeah I mean I'd say it's intuitive I guess yeah I guess I was wrong yet again I'm proven wrong Why why why did this person have access to this information

Do you think it was like an AI job I don't know like does they change their name Just for this comment or like if they I've never seen this person before What was the name again? Scoob Jarling Scoob Jarling But they also have We need them though

Clearly like a what the back their hands together and like this really building to this yeah

yeah yeah but like what would we have actually done without that without that

without that knowledge yeah um I would have you would have been so fooled I don't know or I'd be reminded

of the fact that I was because that's gone now the saying things with ours like it this has ruined it

because you got it wrong you've got You've got to throw it all to the wayside. Back to square one. All that effort. You've been working on that for weeks. That's just how it goes sometimes, you know?

You just got to say good night. Okay. Honed edge X-4 says about the radicalization pipelines in that S. I'm in college right now. Most of my classes are online, so my lectures are hosted on YouTube. When I go to watch the videos,

it opens YouTube on no account dude the on the sidebar is insane man i'm talking trump owns smug CNN reporter democrat misinformation debunked by Elon like a throwback to feminist destroyed content from 2016 this shit's being recommended to an instance of youtube off offered differential equations lecture with 200 views no wonder why younger people are turning to this sort of personal ideology. I don't even want to imagine shorts with no account. Really interesting perspective there. Um, and a really good point. Like, which part? The, if, if the, the, the angle of what you're seeing daily, it's not portrayed to you as, like, You're not viewing a clip of Trump dunking a CNN reporter as, like, just that clip.

It's named. Yeah. It's got an angle to it. And everything you're seeing is feeding into an already made conclusion. Yeah. Yeah. It's starting you off on the far right. You know, so, like, if you're just coming into this space, like, humans have a natural, like, inclination to,

agree to a group thing. Oh. But it is. So what do you believe? What do you believe? It's a survival strategy. It's like, yeah, I'm in with the, like, majority. I'm on that side.

The Coolios. That's what most people call them. Coolio. The Coolios. Coalio was like a little baby that I played Battlefield Bad Company with or something. Like that was his name or his game attack. His game attack. BT. Kool-O-O.

Well, maybe he's a politician now. You don't know. I don't know. That's for damn sure. If there's one thing I know is that I do not know. Okay. Do you get what I'm saying, though? No. Not even slightly. Someone like Kulio these days, a little, like, baby American boy.

Baby American boy. That's how Americans cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that little crime baby is going to be radicalized is what I'm saying Oh yeah But it's not radical That's normal Not like surfing cool

Like that was a radical Like I'm an extremist Everyone knows it already But like my My normal views are extreme Because of where the middle now is Oh I hear what you're saying Yeah I'm normal

Normal is now extreme when normal is extreme what does that mean for the world I don't know I'm just asking questions we're now the new the neo intellectual dark web

we're kind of the Joe Rogan of the left no we're the Dave Rubin of the left um well seeing as I kind of mention shorts they're beginning there. Omni said, Jim, you can indeed delete YouTube shorts. You can turn off watch history on YouTube settings. This disables the shorts feed too. I did this like six months

ago and man, it is so worth it to get rid of shorts with the small cost of not having a watch history. I did read this comment, but that's kind of a big cost to me. That's a huge cost, because then you don't get that feature where it remembers like where you are in a video. Yeah, exactly. In the amount of times, I'll be like halfway through a short Cat Mario Kart video. and then I'll like go and do something to lock my phone go back to YouTube expect the video to still be there but it does that thing where like the video's there and then it suddenly like swipes itself away

and then resets YouTube and I'm like no I needed that yeah and if I lost that video that's a huge L also but quick YouTube needs to fix something and that's the watch later thing when you're I just stopped you isn't that feature because it was just effing me well yeah when you watch it it should go right right from the playlist hmm i have mixed feelings on that okay it's like in a game when you set like a

map marker and it's like sometimes it's good when you like walk into it and then it disappears but other times you want it stay there depending on the game of course when when do you want it to stay there if there's like a specific thing at that location and I haven't got it yet and I'm using it to orient like where this thing might be right but if you've gone to it then surely you've well I haven't found it yet and I'm like oh I've been distracted by the big bird enemy that's coming for me and now I have no clue where I am are you talking about a specific game or what has big birds

I was just trying to generalise an enemy that is in every game. Birds aren't in every game. Well, okay, I was talking about angry birds. I was thinking about angry birds. I was thinking of the death bird from Eldon Ring. Yeah, I was actually thinking about Eldon Ring. I know it. Relden Ring. But Eldon Ring you can put down a map marker that...

I guess it doesn't appear on your compass, but it is permanent. is permanent. Exactly. You answered your question with your critique. Because it's not on the compass. Okay, yeah, whatever. I don't...

Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Okay. Um, last one for housekeeping. On with Marie 6796 says, even as horrifying as the effects of social media have been for many today. At least for me personally,

I would honestly say I benefited, question mark. I live in the American South and by far and large. The beliefs of the people around me were extremely insular and hateful. Had it not been for me growing up right around the early 2000s and catching the tail end of the old internet, I likely would have just ended up another clueless and hateful person among the thousands already living here. Seeing different perspectives from people online on forums and earlier forms of social media on all sides

helped me eventually form an identity for myself that wasn't rooted in what felt like. The extremely closed-minded thinking I was seeing everywhere else. in reality. For reference, TikTok became a thing when I was in about year 10 of school, way up in high school, and it was something I avoided. So it really confused me when my peers suddenly were far more hyperactive and recording themselves just for views in the middle of class. It's insane to me how in only six years or so of social media development, things have gotten so bad that social media has basically completely lost that sort of connective nature it once had. And it's actively making so many lives worse

and making people so hateful at the same time. So what do you think of that? Good for them. Equals fine. For all? Well, it's like anything. It's not all bad. There's loads of good.

There's loads of great. Like, the, I guess to use my personal experience as, I mean, it's the only viewpoint I have, obviously. um apart from anecdotes obviously um waffling obviously but the journey i've had the ability for social media to have naturally pushed me one way and then pull me back the other back further the other way than i originally was um but like i mean some humans are I'll give you that. But not all of us are, like, chickens following, like, seed laid by the masters. Keep going.

I thought that we're just going to explain. No, you've started something brilliant. Like, I... Are you saying I'm the chicken following the grain? No, I'm saying give yourself more... And this commenter give yourselves more credit. Yes. Like, maybe you were at the beginning a chicken.

following the trail by the master but at a certain point you realize that there are other trails because of your own individual experiences and to separate the wheat from the shaft or whatever the I was I was Hades

I was Hades following Peter Griffin who piece of candy Yeah So they'll understand Hades What's he called James Woods Oh In family

Oh, I see, yeah, yeah. Ooh, a piece of candy. Right, no, I was thrown off by the Hades thing. He was Hades. No, I understand now that you've got. I forgot, James Woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was, I was him.

I was him. And I was like James Woods, heading towards the far right. And then before I got captured by Peter Griffin. Right. So you're saying it's thanks to Peter Griffin, you evaded the alt-right. No, no, Peter Griffin was trying to lure me into the old right. And then I clocked it and stopped. Because there is truth to that.

I think algorithmically, if you don't engage with the bad stuff, then you're not going to get the bad stuff. That is how the algorithm works, you know? And as much as it might try and show you that stuff early on, if you're someone who actually has, like, not shithead values, you're not going to be siphon that sort. stuff. I mean, at least on YouTube, I can't speak for it. Like, Instagram is going to show you goal. It just is. And sometimes you can tell when they've done like a fresh tweet to the algorithm and you're getting like tweets of like 10 likes or whatever. It's like, yeah, yeah. You're trying to give me something new, are you, my friend? Well, yeah, it's trying to siphon you down a different pipeline. But if, if you put in a little bit of effort and try to cultivate an environment that

you want without letting it um without letting yourself become radicalized and like a shadow of your former self but it's like it kind of goes to me to that remember men in black one right they're sitting on that bench and tommy le Jones he has a line where he's like an individual a person is smart but people are stupid group thing always comes back huh can you do an impression of Tommy Lee Jones, though. I'm not like a melted... No one can't. No, I won't disrespect him that way. I respect him too highly or something.

Okay. That's cool. Yeah, he put... But that's what kind of I'm getting at. Like, obviously a 13-year-old who's trying to navigate their way through the truth of the algorithm is going to have a bit more, you would hope. A bit more of an issue than someone with a developed brain. A 25 year old who's given the same algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You might be delivered something that's like, huh, this seems true on its face, but I'm going to bookmark that and maybe read about it or Google one thing that gives you some kind of counter-narrative or just doesn't let it like become a fully world-encompassing, life-changing, extreme mystifying extreme mystifying yeah

yeah i i yeah you need to take control at some point but you're right and if if it starts young enough then it's it's going to lock you into to the boundaries that we were like saying every when everything's coming at you with this this right slanted angle you you know Your whole world is then right So There's no space for any Well, I don't really find that like And something I've been thinking about recently

It's like just calling everything left or right Just doesn't really help In my opinion Especially when it becomes about talking about global issues And like different countries Like it means different things And like when you hear Americans talking about like the left and stuff

and it's like it just doesn't map to me in like any any kind of useful way um yeah um everything just does tend to just boil down into like it doesn't matter what it is two groups two major groups of some kind and they just want to fight i mean it's it's more than two

let's be honest but no it always is it always comes down to two oh i see what you're saying yeah yeah it's like issue is boiled down into one extreme or the other extreme issue two sides yeah fight yeah because when you have the red versus blue then it's like nice and simple and it's like well I'm a blue I hate the reds well I'm red well I hate the blues like it keeps things nice and simple and like but what if you zoom in and it's like a purple person what do you do then your life's over no but it's it's it's it's actually you like you can't sit on the fence

how was that sitting on fence how was how are the purple people sitting on the fence you can't you can't use we can't argue about purple people when like none of it's real you know but like but if if I used to be a fence sitter right I used to have that um like what's his name Lex Lex fruit Lex fruit

I think I think I just think like if we all just respect each other and love will save the world. Have you seen that I don't know who made it someone made a really good short of like they could do a really good impression of him and it's like the start of each podcast

he like intros it and it's like him doing one of his intros to like Satan being on his show and he's doing the same thing. Yeah yeah that's so perfect yeah that's really funny what that is going to do at the end of the day is

gas up the person with the bigger mouth gas mouth that's an awesome mad max like villain name yeah um but yeah I don't think that works I was very wrong

about that and um what are you wrong about about the like fence sitting about the we've got to respect each other and like listen to each other because it's like no because some people are wrong

so you hate the purples no I hate um be careful yeah the thing is if I say a certain colour it means like a different thing even just saying red versus blue that has like a yeah exactly but it's different depending on like which country

exactly that's what I'm getting there right no What? What are you confused by? Lex Friedman is a purple guy. Anyway, I'm Alex. Has apologized. Surely right and left can agree that he's a...

No, he's a purple. Yeah, this is my point. I'm Alex and Lex Friedman are purple. And these are the good guys. No. Then what are you saying? They are not. They are both.

I can't use the framing I started with. because I chose red versus blue and those happen to be the colors that specifically dictate like a political side in a lot of countries but like using England and America they're just flipped red and blue yeah right so then it it doesn't matter that's what I'm saying what are you saying you're sounding real purple right now mother f*** you're saying a whole lot of don't don't at least say i'm indigo

do you get what i'm saying then if you don't take a stance then you're saying you hate centrists in a sense i guess so you don't like eric weinstein and his brother i hate harvey weinstein harvey winstein was a purple yeah the trio of just great guys

Lex Friedman, I'm Alex and Harvey Weinstein And Epstein Yeah Harvey Epstein Yeah I mean What are we talking about? What are we saying? You're disagreeing with me

You're saying you're a centrist I'm not saying that I'm saying that zoom in on any issue That on its face people are arguing over there Being two sides of a thing But there's probably something more complicated going on that makes it really difficult to navigate.

Are my wrong? Yes. This is one thing. Give me one thing that's simple enough. One thing. One. Well, how granular do you want to go? Exactly.

No. Exactly. No, not exactly. Exactly. You want to focus on an issue. right you don't know like

is that so where there's two sides you want to focus on an issue a political issue let me put it this way you got the empire and you got the rebels uh huh

yeah the rebels do a lot good things but so do the empire uh Maybe if they just had like open communication and spoke to each other. If they just came out each other with love instead of weapons that explode, you know, and bombs, and guns that kill? How about guns that shoot kisses? Do you ever think about that?

Did you ever even consider that until right now? Exactly. Exactly. I think we just solved it, huh? Remove that A from your name. what does it become? Oh, shit. Uh-oh.

Look in the mirror. You're gonna see him looking back at you. And then he'll look, Freddy Fazbear. His head all, Freddy Fazbear. Is it Lex Friedman staring back at me? Oh, my God. Yeah. Think about it.

No, you have to take a stance and... Yeah, and I've taken my stance. I'm a rainbow guy. You can't say that. So you're pro-gay rights? Hell yeah. Even, like, the... The symbol of a rainbow is now like a politicized thing.

Have I think about that? But why is it political? Like we're so far right that we're worried about being pro-gay. I'm not worried about it. Why are you? Because I'm straight, okay? No, like, it's a politicized thing. No, I want rainbows to be straight again.

Sick of rainbow being gay. I want my little child to be able to love rainbows without turning gay Now this is what it comes down to right Human beings are daft Darn Durses That's a that's a that's a cop out

How is it a cop out? Nah I'm This is going to be controversial You're not going to like what you're about to hear I'm not a human being Buh

I'm almost in a sense a new stage of evolution No you're not Okay Devolution Okay They're like just From my perspective from what I see

It's just correct What everything Yeah all of it all of it like I've just figured it out everyone's right no wing everyone's wrong except for me basically oh okay what's the answer then to what give me an issue I've got the solution

you're not gonna listen I feel like we've we've done such a like we should we should get into drifting drifting cars because we just like skirted around so much conversation just like talking around I was being hardline that's you being hard line

bro something upset me what I was um like I do every afternoon I have a four hour long conversation

with chat GPT about the topic is that you you're like day at work it's like right it's time to lock in

What am I thinking about now, chat GBT? What did chat GBT come up with them? What was more like? I asked it, give me a sentence that sounds like 2012 YouTube. And it said, What's up, guys, smash that like button, subscribe for more epic content, and let's get right into it. Then I said, give me a sentence that sounds like 2015 YouTube. Okay, guys.

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They did. They did, they did. No way. They straight up, I did, like that sounds like a joke. They're talking about late 2025. Like, we're not quite there. We don't know yet. I just... Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, look at the bottom. Like this, that's all one screenshot. Like, that's me asking it every time and that's to reply look I didn't I didn't that's

normal sync make sure to neural sync with the channel that's fucking terrifying yeah um well speaking of terrifying unless you have anything to add to that I just thought it was a nice little no I love that I'd cap that there Jesus Christ look after what I was just saying about how sort of I've got everything solved and that I've I'm kind of the next stage in human evolution yeah um look i i really i've been trying to think about how to approach this topic because it is mean it is mean it's mean okay um some might say body shaming which i might need you to like reel me back or like keep me under control okay um who are we

going after how do i how do i dance around this bad boy because this is about somebody who I love who I might actually be in love with but just put that to one side okay okay this is someone dream let me see if you can actually like I'll start giving you clues and see if you can guess if for some reason because you know who this individual is but I'm not sure if you'll get there

not quite but I'm in love with her as well when I say Charlie X-E-X. Come on. Give me a chance. When I say that the fattest head you've ever seen.

Like a head so fat. Not like, like big. Big, big. Big head. But not fat. Nickroll? No.

He's got nothing compared to this guy. And it is a guy. Oh, okay. Okay. If nothing pops, nothing like pops into your head when I say, just the biggest- Can you do more? Um, what about if I say, Commander Shepherd? Anything, anything come to your mind?

Uh, Jack from Lost? No. Okay. I've been watching Prison Break. oh yeah yeah you know where this is going oh yeah maybe keep going well if you haven't seen prison break it's a show from like 2005 or something maybe 2004 the mid 2000s it's about a brother who is trying to break his brother out of prison with a break he's trying to prison break his he's trying to prison break his brother yeah his brother gets arrested and goes to prison

So he gets himself arrested In order to break Break out of his brother Yeah Because he's like a savant genius Yeah But putting aside the savant genius brother I'm more concerned about the brother

That's being broken prison broken out of He's in equilibrium He's in equilibrium He's in Blade 3 Is he? With Ryan Reynolds He's called Dominic Purcell Right

Mm-hmm And I'm like halfway through the second season hilarious show by the way and Dominic Purcell is the best part because he's the worst part

he's like such a bad actor but every scene he's in I'm like laughing I'm loving it I'm loving seeing that head just like just being there just emanating um and like why did you think I would just pull

like you say fat head and I'd pull that that one guy I was hoping I don't know one of the things because I've evolved past a certain point I've started believing is that telepathy is real oh right you're schizophrenic so in my head I was like prison break prison break prison break prison break just to test to see if maybe you pick up on the waves maybe I do have like some tin foil in certain angles around the room that might be blocking those ways or something. You might be sending it to a neighbor or whatever. But yeah, I've been thinking this thought all the way through prison break season one

and was like, maybe perhaps I'm just being mean or something. But it turns out I'm never been more correct. And I'm the next stage of human evolution. Just to put it to the test, right? I searched Dominic Purcell in a suit. because there's spoilers for prison break surprise surprise they break out of the prison

what and they like multiple times they get to like a bag or whatever with their clothes so they can break out their prison clothes and Dominic Purcell like puts on this suit or whatever and he's like strutting around like he owns the joint

and that was when I was really like maybe the same just perspective maybe, maybe something deeper's going on. Hmm. So I'm going to show you this image of, of this dude, I'm wearing a suit, okay? I'm just...

Oh, wow. God damn! Do you see, do you see it? Yeah, I mean, he's, like, he's not ugly. It's not about good looks or bad looks. Yeah, but it's simply about proportions. yeah i think he's he's because he

he's kind of looks like a thumb because of what makes it even freaky he's like six foot three really but he's got the body of someone who's about five foot ten but what makes him six to three is just having that head you know what you're not yeah yeah he's one of the thumb guys

yeah from where he's got like just from his neck and head upwards, he's got like the size of someone who is about six foot nine, but everything else is like an average man size. I'll give you one other look, look, and with that in mind, do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. He's got like the thick neck. He does have a really thick neck. He's like 90% neck. He's got two heads worth of head. You know, he's like, he's got, he's got whatever the genius.

He should be a space marine. Yeah, until you see him get out of the, like, Macsuit and he's like, what's going on here, bro? He's like, what the fuck? Why is he your head the size of, like a... He started taking steroids, but he was just injecting it into his head. Yeah, well, he was taking steroids and then doing like Formula One neck exercise. Yeah, he's just like, have you ever seen, um, Mike Tyson doing those neck exercises where he puts, like, the whole weight of his body on his neck. And he's like, oh god, yeah

Yeah, yeah You know what I'm talking about? Imagine every time you're in the gym You're doing that Yeah, on steroids Non-stop, on steroids Um But there's more evidence, right?

Because I thought, I'm like, maybe I'm just being mean, maybe I'm just... You are being mean. I'm shaming him. I'm sorry, look, I'm sure I've got things that are out of proportion too. You look like a thumb. I'll live with it, whatever.

And you know, it's punching up to a certain degree like he's he's good he was on like five seasons of prison break he was in blade three he got to work with ryan reynolds he's good yeah yeah he's set for life laughing about his head you know where i wish he could be giving me some head know what i'm saying that fat head how much room there is in there um there's a weird like a few articles that i found i'll start with this actually know i'll end with that one because it's too fucking weird do you hate this man I love him

maybe a little bit too much okay like every like there's an electricity in the air when his scenes come on yeah yeah I'm like at the edge of my seat like Wassie you're gonna say next

because he always delivers everything with the same the exact same like energy so it's like how yeah something really dark has happened how's Dominic gonna deliver this life the same the exact same And the end

He's always getting caught And like causing problems for the team Yeah yeah I remember there's a really funny scene In like the last season Where he tries to do something heroic And like save a lady A damsel in distress

And he like walks through the doorway And then just gets pounded Straight back out of the door He just gets totally fucked up Yeah that's very much the vibe of his character But he's on the run right he never wears a hat arguably because it might bring more attention to it won't fit him

well yeah it won't fit him um but you also wears these sunglasses which again because of just the pure size of his head and they're big sunglasses they're enormous sunglasses like the biggest ray bands like you can find but even they look like crazy on him so he's just unfortunate where like he's on the run I guess and he's got to try and blend but he can't do it just because of the nature of his, what God has blessed him or cursed him with, depending on how you look at it.

Um, but for the first time in my life, I pressed on a nine gag link. Which for some reason had like this whole Dominic Purcell fathead thing going on. Oh, fuck. Um, and they found this article, I guess on there, saying, our friend and colleague, Dominic Purcell, this was in about 2017 when prison break was. was coming back for like a last season, which I've never seen. No one's seen it. Yeah, they did like another prison break. Okay.

I never knew about that in 2017. Yeah. Jesus. Okay. But Dominic Persoa, I guess, got injured. Earlier this week during the filming of our event series, Prison Break, and was flown to a medical facility where he received treatment. The network said in a statement,

we are happy to report that he's in great spirits and is expected to make a full recovery. He wanted us to express his appreciation to the fans around the world who have expressed their concern and support and to reassure them that he'll be back at work very soon. Purcell's spirits certainly seem to be high in his Instagram posts. Although the photos and descriptions of his injury are horrific, his captions seem to show that he is healing well and has a sense of humor about the situation. This is his post. Stoked to be alive, all good, Purcell wrote in his first post.

He went on to even joke about the group. gruesome looking incident. I didn't get knocked out, took a knee. Ha! Doc said I have an unusually tough tissue fiber. That's what saved me, apparently. Thank God for my hashtag Viking heritage. Ha ha ha ha.

Hell yeah. Tough tissue fiber. There's one way of saying it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm assuming in his neck. His neck saved his life. Hell yeah. What a happy spin on this.

Nasty bit. I need to start like typing more like him. Yeah, he sounds swell. He's an Aussie too. Really? Yeah, that's why he's acting so bad. Just joking. Just joking. No, you're kind of right. Ozzie's a terrible. Terrible actors, I mean. And people. Yeah. Um, Hugh Jackman. Nasty. horrible man Horrible man Horrible man Ugly Yeah ugly man Ugly man Liam hamsworth

Uglier Disgusting When brothers are ugly It's just like Really Yeah I mean come on Hemsworths

But I guess that leads me on to this Guardian article I found From like 2008 is such a fucking weird article I guess it's like Peaker prison break And they're interviewing Dominic and the type of questions they'd be asking him are like what lies beneath What becomes of the broken-hearted?

Fuck, the 2000s were shit They sucked so that I got four I the whole article is like this but I took four of them Starting with what lies beneath and these are his real answers What motivates me as simple money I have four kids to look after and three houses to pay for so it's that simple what it's great having a job that's creative and artistic but when you have kids it focuses you I'm sure a lot of actors don't own it up to that but they're bullshet it fuck he's real as fuck for that like I hate that but fair fucks but what he's like I have kids therefore

I'm paying off three houses what maybe it was with different mommas or something I'm not sure oh damn what have I done to deserve this is the next question you know that's weird because I ask myself that question every day the answer is that I've always been truthful and approached everything honestly nothing crazy about that what becomes of the broken-hearted to which he said they get over it in my experience it takes about a month damn and finally why can't I be you And he said

Because your head's not big enough Being Dominic Purcell Is all about the big head and the upper body Or the big upper body It's kind of naturally bit I'm kind of naturally big So I don't really do a lot of weights I do mainly cardio

Running, cycling, boxing That sort of thing And you know I'm like all guys I try not to eat too many meat pies Right What? Did you write that

Incredibly weird What the fuck is a weird interview? I'd recommend like reading it because it's so strange. But you just read. Like I didn't make this up. This is real. What's the website? What's the Guardian.com slash culture slash 2008 slash feb slash o2 slash television.

Dot media 2 and you'll get to this. I can't see the iPad, but like is this real? This is real. Look like that last bit about the head. Why can't I be you? Because your head's not big enough. Like, this is, I didn't make any of this up. I'll own up to when it's not real.

I mean, it looks real. So he knows. He knows that his head is huge. Or does he mean, like, he's big-headed? That's the problem. But then also, let me just show you that picture. Yeah, I guess how could he not know? His eyes are on it.

I mean, it hasn't held him back. It's pushing, if anything, he's given him in advance. It's giving him everything he's got. Imagine a headbutt from that. It might be one of those like Australian evolutionary advantages, you know? Like it takes longer for the blood from all the venom to get through... Right, nothing can get through. Through his thick fibres.

I mean it makes, like that's, that is what like a peak male looks like. Like, for real. Like Pharrell? No, not like for real. Ferrell's got kind of a big head, I guess. No, that's just the hats that he likes to like. He does like funny hats, yeah. Yeah.

This guy with Farrell's hat game. Oh my God. Then it would be game over. He'd be paying triple the price in hats. Yeah, you just straight up can't afford it, not with all those kids to feed. And those houses to pay off. What the fuck is this guy? Okay.

Yeah. I'm cool with all that. It's my favorite, like, actor archetype, like the random Australian man who's just in a big franchise and, like, probably doesn't actually deserve to be there. You know? You're talking about Sam Wything? I might be it. Don't talk shit on that man. I love him.

But the fact they're there makes them weirdly more likable. Yeah. You know? I love Sam Wetting. He's my favourite actor. Don't laugh. He is. Was it in Avatar 1 or 2?

Black Ops. I love in Black Ops 2. I've only played that campaign once ever. But in Black Ops 2, they establish that Mason, Sam Worthing, it's just like a really shit dad. Really? Yeah, he's just horrible.

Oh, that's a bit sad. Yeah. All right. But like the way he delivers it is just like with full, you know, conviction. You know, he's like a fucking hard-ass military dad. He's Jake Salee, right? Yeah.

So, because in the first one, it was kind of like they got him because he was the guy at the time. yeah everyone was like oh you're the new Taylor Kitch or whatever he was called you know you're gonna be the new dude on the block who's Taylor Kitch if I've got his name right

he was um he was in that um oh my god John Carter remember that oh fuck yeah he was in um oh fuck true detective season two fuck yeah weird season

really really weird like Vince Vaughan is there yeah Vince Vaughan in the desert getting hungry and Colin Farrell Colin Farrell was like the good bit he's a good ass actor but yeah how much do you bet that Jake

Sully he dies in Avatar 3 um his final paycheck if he does then I'm genuinely committing eco-terror That is like the straw that breaks the channels back Yeah

The straw that breaks the navies back Yeah The Navi will strike in fucking reality I'll paint myself blue and Go in the trees or whatever He's gone No I think all of his sons are going to die

In the movie No He's gone Jake Sully is I think the man might die No, there's no way She's the main one She's not

She got shafted in the Lotus one She's barely in it Because they know what Nah, they shut up She's fucking done for It always happens to that actor as well She's... Okay, so what, you're that confident

How much? No, we're not doing this fucking shit No, I'll actually pay up So you can't be that confident then A hundred pounds, Jake Solly dies A hundred pounds Why are you so confident What do you know

What do you know A hundred pounds Jake Solly dies And you get 100 if Whatever her name does No, just if he doesn't die No, you seem quite confident Just then that she was a goner I could see it happening

But like I'm not certain Okay So you want to do Jake Sully Yeah So you owe me a hundred pounds of Jake Sully No I owe you I owe you 15 if he doesn't die You owe me a hundred feet

That's not how it works No that's how odds work That's how sports betting works It's all about the odds Yeah but the odds are low Who are the odds in favour of? Me or you If you only are paying 15

No Okay, 25 It's 100 or nothing When's Avatar 3 up? This holiday Really? You're kidding I'm real

And they go to lava? They go to lava island Okay If they go to lava island then Jake Sally's definitely not dying. Yeah, a hundred fucking pounds, bet. Why is that was like...

Because they come in a fucking lava. He's not going to die if they go to lava. No, I think that implies... Yeah, I'm just going to say yes. 100 for the lava island bugs to appear in Avatar 3. I mean... That's...

I get a million if the lava island characters appear. What do I get if they down? Don't. Three million. No. That's the odds. The odds are in your...

Well, no, you can't pull the odds into play now. Well, yeah, if what we're betting on is if the lava from lava island are going to be an avatar part three, then yes, the odds do come into play, I'm afraid. But if what we're betting on is that Jake Solly's not going to make it, then I'm sorry, but £100 is going on the table. Yeah, bet. So that's a yes? Yeah, Jake Sully's not dying. Okay, so you say yes. You agree to the terms.

Not the million. No, that was just the Jake Sully stuff. If the lava island bugs are there. Yes. Then we both get a million. Okay, deal. From James Cameron. Yeah.

Yeah, otherwise, Jake Sully dies in part three. He's not dying, yeah. Okay. But... I said bet, what more do you want? Bet, I'll bet after these messages. Yeah. Hello, it's me, Dominic Purcell.

Buy JAR Media merch. Yeah. Do you know what the fucking truth is? What, we're going to talk about 9-11 now? No, 60s music fucking sucked. What do you mean? So you've heard every song from the 60s and you've decided every single one made?

Okay, so you like 2000s music then? You like 90s music? Kind of. What the fuck you do? What does that have to do? being a fucking blood clock dog I'm not being a blood clock dog I'm being a cancerous cat

Jesus What 60s music is trash Why Name a good song from the 60s Oh I'm a homina Oh I'mohama A Wamboy

A Wimboe a Wimboe Whimboe. What about the Beatles? Shit until the 70s. Fucking crap. 60s music legends. 60s music best. Elvis?

In the ghetto by Elvis Presley. The Rolling Stones. Jimmy Hendrix? Okay, Jimmy Hendricks. The Kinks? Simon and Garfield? You know, the monkeys? The monkeys fucking suck.

Name one monkey song that isn't Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. There's infinite. The Beach Boys. Suck. Marvin Gay. Marvin Gay. claps.

The zombies. The Velvet Underground. Yeah, Velvet Underground claps. Van Morrison. Who gives a shit about Van Morrison, let's be honest. What is your point? My point is, if it came

out in the 60s, then it was fire. No, then it was fucking Bumberclot. The swinging 60s. They found drugs and just snapped. They discovered drugs in the 60s and just started making cringe. Well, when you put it like that. Prove me wrong.

You can prove us wrong by if you got this far into this episode, comment, I'm a sniffer dog. What I hear is where I go. Um, we went like really long. Before the mid-break for some reason We went like over an hour Really? That shit.

Somehow. Over an hour? Yeah. God damn! Okay. I'm just like what? Fat-haired and fucking Fat-head and like...

Fat-head fortitude. What would be a good name for this one? It seems mean to court say he's got fat-hound. Oh, can we go into the quick dream sequence part of the episode that we seem to be doing lately? Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. You know, we've got like a dream thing going on, Yeah, I mean, I don't have one, but if you've got one...

I've got a quick one, which may not be that quick, and it may be another hour. We know how it's triggering me, bro. Why is it got a head like that? It's getting like skinnier and longer. It's growing. It's weird. Hang on. Ew. Anyway, what was your dream?

No, so last night, I had a, like, a night terror. Fun. um that wasn't that scary in hindsight the more i think about it um and i i know everyone likes everyone loves to hear about other people's dreams everyone's favorite as a fact that's just like people love that um but you know the shining the movie the shining yeah have you heard of the movie the shining with jack no but go on with jack nicholston not really he so he's in the movie do you remember the scene where he gets like a cheeky pint not really oh when he's talking to um Jared no is it in the remake it's like doja cat or something yeah

there's like a restaurant in the background right do you remember at the end he's like the cheers with everyone hey it's me jack at the end in the photo there's like a restaurant Yeah, I'm just going to say, yeah. In my dream, right, the restaurant from The Shining was like a real thing. What were you ordering at the bar, though? Well, I didn't go to the bar. Oh. I was sat at a table in the restaurant across from somebody who was like ignoring me.

A ghost. Well, this is what made it scarier. Like, it started off normal. And then I was just like in a restaurant. There are a few people around the restaurant. but you know how sometimes in a dream you're in like slow motion yeah or molasses or yeah yeah I had that but with my voice like I was trying to talk and make sound but it was like oh frightening yeah so the longer this went on and it felt like a long ass time and then I

clocked that I was in the shining and I was like oh okay this is actually kind of scary I'm in like a big kind of empty hotel and I don't know if these are real people and then I'm trying to like get their attention um and i can't and they're just like blank faced and i get up and i go to the kitchen of the restaurant and there's like a really tall guy who's like looking down at me and i'm like bha like trying to shout but it's all like muffled and shit like i'm shouting into my pillow in real life oh shit but i'm in my dream you know and this goes on and on and I'm getting like terrified and then suddenly I like

Anakin wake up from the dream yeah and I'm so scared I've got to play my Anakin like game boy for a bit before I can get up and do a wee yeah Lego Star Wars on the GBA yeah well I watched some short cat

Mario cart videos to to get rid of this cat what are you saying Billy and a go car who Yeah, who really? What's the word? Crob. Short cat.

Oh, Crobcat's the other YouTuber. Yeah, who's Crobcat? You know, like the 343 Industries versus Bungy. Oh, yeah. GtA 4's better than GTO 5. Mm-hmm. Type thing. Yeah.

Fair. Fair. Um, but yeah, that was my dream. And it was really scary in the moment. And then the more I think about it, it's really not that scary. I hate that dream. Why? For I'm from being honest. Why?

Tell me why. I'm going to make a video on Maine. I hated that dream. Really? I hate dream. I hate Jim's dream. Yeah, what's wrong with that dream? What's wrong with that dream?

I was hoping it was building into like you go into the kitchen and Dominic Purcell is there. and like your giant head grows exactly yeah like have you put the big head like glitch on like have you put the game cheat on or is that just how you look by default you know does your head just look like the cheat's always on maybe that's what's happened to him he was like he was in the simulation he did the Batman Arkham City yeah Batman Arkham City big head cheat and it got stuck the wind change and he got stuck yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or like maybe with his wife like maybe he's the next step in human evolution and like

he is he is a step towards big alien head like tiny body big alien head yeah so let how scared okay what how scary would it be if you were if you were if you were in the hotel from the shining and you were in the restaurant and all the other people were big head aliens big head aliens or dominic per se or loads of him and yeah and there's this music going, dum, dumb, dumb,

dumb, dumb, dumb, just on lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember, I used to be

really scared of that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns is the alien? I do remember that because it is kind of creepy. It is.

But funny as well. It's hilarious. Like, I watched that clip a few months ago and it was like, this is a funny, and it's like cute

and silly. Yeah. But it really freaked me out. No, because I was thinking about I think I mentioned it on a cast the

did I you can you can inform me in the first Harry Potter the yeah yeah yeah golden water drinking the blood of the unicorn or whatever the hell

yeah valid um and when editing it I was like is it really that scary and then I went and looked to the clip on YouTube it's scarier

it's the way wait wait wait it's the way he glides yeah and the cloth like flows over and like I could see exactly how they do it I like filmed it

don't make it any less scary yeah because you imagine like being in the forest and seeing that yeah yeah and like the sound design yeah that sort of shit like your brain would say like you're clapped you're watched you're done give up yeah

no something about the forbidden forest got me good you know just thousands of dobbies that's enough for any it was the spiders that got me it was the spider and To me, it wasn't even, it wasn't, it was what you didn't know was out there. It was a lot scarier. Then like, yeah, sure, the unicorn eater's freaky.

The giant CG giants, you know, are freaky. Speaking of, you know, Nick Frost is apparently going to be Hagrid now. What? What do you mean? Oh, what in the TV show? In the TV remake. Okay. And John Lithgow is

I don't care I don't fucking care I don't give a shit I'm more just I don't care about like them remaking Harry Potter I'm just more curious Like how are you gonna like

Do this Yeah just on a like The audacity level I'm like how are you gonna try this Like what you What's this gonna look like Yeah I'm really

I just don't care Yeah, yeah I'm not like invested in it or anything I am I'm just more waiting for When are they gonna do it for like a franchise I care about When are they have They've tried

Which? Lord of the Rings They've like tried No but it's not like It's not a remake I guess Exactly yeah I'm thinking like No we're doing the Lord of the Rings trilogy As an HBO show

Yeah We're doing the original Star Wars trilogy but like just from the beginning oh my god you know what I'm saying if yeah Sebastian Stan is young Luke

I mean if they want to do that then hurry up because he's ugly now yeah he's vile it's too gone he's disgusting he's an ugly nowhere near fat enough for what I'm looking for yeah

yeah thank you I want to see Dominic Purcell as Harry just de age him like who like we have the tech now HBO can afford

it. I want to see Dominic Purcell as Harry Potter, Ron and Hermione. Just give him different wigs or hats or whatever you need to do. He can already do the accent. We know that. But this is the part where we normally head over to the suggestion thread over on the JAR Media subreddit. Normally we do that 45 minutes ago. Yeah. Um, so we won't do too many here on this afternoon, but Strange Arm, 727. 73 is when we can do Jaws. I was

recently thinking about the extremely common phrase that sucks Everyone, and I mean everyone uses this phrase old, young informal, formal settings, parents colleagues, teachers, friends, it's beyond normal and yet when you think about it it's actually

really messed up. I can't believe I never thought about it but after confirming the etymology everyone has just been saying that sucks dick all along which is pretty crazy to me especially as it seems to have been born in a pretty homophobic world of the 50s and 60s. Having learnt this, I can't shake it. Every time someone says it, I'm burned by this knowledge.

I share this curse now. Interesting comment. I guess I'd never thought about what is actually being sucked. Well, yeah, I learned about this a little while ago. And I don't think it's just homophobic, but it's also. misogynistic the implication it's it's like um like way back when you know when the Greeks were getting sucked you know but they liked it no they liked they loved getting sucked but if you were the one sucking then you're a piece of

shit you know right it's all about like who's getting suck sucking order yeah yeah order of suck yeah whoever's not sucking like it it genuinely comes from there like that's where it starts We see the act of sucking as a negative, even though we all love getting sucked. It's like, if you got no one sucking, then you're not getting sucked. Someone has to suck. Yeah, there's that whole. Also, that blows.

Same thing. Right. The literal same thing, yeah. Well, that logic can go so far where you make things that aren't even remotely. gay somehow gay through some like weird internal logic for I'm thinking about those people that won't lick a woman because in their mind it's gay to do that you what I'm saying like um DJ Khaled DJ Kalad there's a whole like a running gag in the sopranos where like there's someone who's getting

get one of the characters gets a lot of grief because they find out that he did do that because that's where Dick's gay I guess so it's like gay yeah something like crazy mental gymnastics going on

yeah dudes will just do anything and like try and just turn it gay even if there's like nothing yeah yeah it's like how insecure are you dude genuinely

That's where a lot of it comes from. It's like, what are you running from? But that's, that's how baked in the shit is. That's what I'm saying. Oh. You know? Going back to like the purple guys and stuff, that's what I'm saying. Like, if it went,

no, but the purple guys, they don't have their weekend ruined by the, like, fleeting thought of them licking a willy. The purple guys can deal with it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they'll have a dream. They'll have a dream where they're gay. the dream and then they're like have you ever had a gay dream yeah i've had a gay dream all my dreams are gay dreams okay no i'm talking about a type of person they're not a gay dream

they wake up and they're like nah i'm not gay i'm not gay i'm not gay i was gay in my dream but that's not me they'd never tell anyone like i didn't think i've ever had a gay dream which i feel like it makes me it makes me more gay For not having a gay dream Yeah Liar Well now that you've had a good long look at Dominic Purcell You might be having a dream tonight

Fingers crossed with any luck Yeah all my dreams since I started prison break It's basically just on whatever like Early 2000s TV show I'm watching Is what my dreams What all my sex dreams look like you need to watch house oh my god

I'll be lost to the dream world if I yeah you'll be hitting that night nurse that would be a good house episode it's like turned gay by his dreams you know house house goes gay

because of his dreams you know he's like turned gay house could never be gay he's too intellectual that works below a certain IQ, you turn a gay. If in the 2000s, like,

you're allowed to be gay, but you're not allowed to be like... You're not allowed to be proud or have a... Yeah. Civil partnership. You have to be like an effeminate gay man. And even then, you'll just be a Big Bang Theory punchline.

Dude, Big Bang Theory is the most conservative right-wing mouthpiece. I... I think you could You could say Big Bang Theory is the reason Um

That fucking can't say The reason Elon Musk Is what he is Is because of the Big Bang theory That and the Simpsons, yeah Yeah Hi Lisa No, that's too much

Like range Yeah Hi Lisa No Hi Lisa No Too much going on It's not flat enough

Wow yeah I don't really know where to go after that one No Project 593 Might also be schizophrenic I keep seeing these figures in the backgrounds Is this a demon Sometime Every now and again

I'd say one out of five If you're seeing a demon in the background, I put it there, but the other times, that's on you. Um, you know, I fucking hate these. Have they done a shit job? These are pissing me off. Okay. Can I choose one? These are fucking me off.

these are pissing me off can I choose one fine fine but look let me show because there are literally like 68,000 on here yeah I need to show you with the breakers it's here it stops here with the gap okay okay all the other ones Jesus Christ they're huge well yeah I got small eyes what the fuck he's talking about Dominic Purcell has huge head and I've got small lies like this you don't always get what you're given you know or you are get you have to give what you're given i don't know these are really good no i'm upset i hate ipads why do want me to get my laptop these are pissing me off

what you're giving You know I'm getting mad This is fucking pissing me off I'm getting actual mad Can I go to one of the The old ones I mean if there's something that you think will spark

If there's something that will all spark You like go for it Um Okay no project 39 Wait let me try that again No project

593 See it's hard reading the name It is I'm bad at reading I'll be honest I'm stupid I can hardly read I struggle

I genuinely struggle with reading I think I'm a stupid man Stupid man I'm a stupid boy No project 593 asks What is the meaning of life? I remember screenshoting one and not doing it.

Screenshotting that one and not doing it. Yeah. Why? Why didn't you want to encroach upon this question? It gets a little bit deep, a little bit real. Like the prison guard from prison break. What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is watching desperate housewives, then watching Dexter, then watching prison break.

And soon. Watching house. Yeah, you're heading in that direction I can see it within the next year But I just know once that Once that is crossed Then what's left What is actually left

Dude you need to watch house You need to watch house and see that ending Woohoo what Then you'll fucking question the meaning of life Fuck No I already questioned it after 68 seasons of desperate housewives No that made me realise what life's all

what is life about desperate housewives is it like the show or the title nice potentially the meaning of life um I mean to be a CEO yeah yeah should we talk about how to be successful for a bit pretty much sure you start your own little start up you know you tech, hopefully. You're starting way too far down the line. First of all, you need to be going to the gym two hours a day.

Secondly, you need to be getting up before 5am. 5am should be asleep in. You've got to do something involving ice. I don't care what you're doing it, but ice has to just be in the mix. Ice has to be involved. If you don't involve ice. It has to be in the mixture. Yes.

Yeah, you need to be spending money on ice. Nice. It's all about temperature. The rich you get out, the more temperature becomes important. Yeah, the more you control your temperature. Yeah. You have accurate control of your, to the point naught one, the point naught degree of your internal temperature. That is all they care about is like, fresh blood, ice and like warm. Yeah. Ice and steam. Obsessed with steam, obsessed with ice, obsessed with blood.

Yeah. Fresh blood. Clean blood. Yeah. What do you think about that dude who's like trying to live forever? And he's like, I stopped drinking my child's blood finally. Yeah, creepy. Look at him.

He looks like a vampire. Yeah. He genuinely does. He looks like, um, the fish from hell. boy. But he's like Yeah. He's like, don't I look great?

Yeah. He's like 80 years old. My internal age is 12. He looks like a fucking greek. Yeah. Yeah. It's freaky. It's fucking weird. And I hate

fucking rich. Like, what are you going to discover something you don't like? That's for damn sure. It's going to involve ice. Yeah. You like getting up early every day and freezing. if you're Walt Disney He's been frozen a long time

Yeah he's just on the ice part That's all they'd invented back then The hundred pound fire yet Not with how old he is With his icy ideas But genuinely Going back to the meaning of life Yeah

Do you think there is credence To the nihilistic idea That it's all totally pointless yes same same you know what you know what does

yeah new meaning to the shop yeah that's the end oh no but no I think the you know what does house do when he sees a patient that's ill he finds out what's wrong with them

He gives them a diagnosis, right? Mm-hmm. But then where you go from there, that's down to the user in question. Dude, you need to watch House. You have to. You know, look, there's one, you have this doctor, right? And he's, like, addicted to pain meds. He's limping everywhere.

He's, like, this British guy who's pretending to be American. Mm-hmm. And, like, he gives you this just down a worldview. And you're like, I mean, he's right. and then you're like I want a second opinion yeah then the hot Australian comes in ooh boy and then finally you find some meaning

some peace yeah oh life is for hot Australians but even then he's not the Australian I'm looking for Dominic Perso and he's perfect segue it's all full circle baby he's like looking at his head is like looking at the sun you know yeah or looking at the into the abyss no no the sun where it's like this is life this is the all giving energy when you

look at the sun you go blind exactly exactly that's exactly what i was getting at where it's like this is the all giving life source at the heart of it but don't stare at it too long because you will go blind you can't like look at it at all really you can you can don't but that's kind of broadly how i feel about Australians heads but going but to reel it back again like you just talked about the sun being like the the giver of life which is true like you cannot have life without the sun it simply doesn't work. Okay. Moles. So is the sun more important than human? The sun is more important than human, yeah.

Yeah, this is what I'm getting at. Like, and this is the unique perspective of someone who isn't a human who's able to communicate with other humans. Who's like, kind of... You say other humans as if you're a human. No, I'm saying I've kind of evolved out of being human. So now I'm able to hold my knowledge. of pre-human

but also bring forward and back there was a comment like near the start of the episode about how they think you might be like having a mental break and you've talked about how you think people can read your

thoughts and that you're not human you're really giving credence to the theorem I'm glad you said it credence what is that'll be back to.

Assassin's Creed just came out. Japan won. Assassin's Credence, Japan. Keep it locked. Lock in. I think the meaning of life is getting to about level 38 in the new Assassin's Creed and then never playing it again.

Yeah. Does it even have levels? I don't know. That's how long it's been. It does. It's like RPG fucking trash Ooh, you have to get to this level If you don't have enough time To grind this, to get to this level

Then you best pay for some little packs Boy I think the meaning of life is a A fresh copy of Skyrim unopened It's 2020 You got your Nintendo Switch Your opening Skyrim the smell is emanating from the case

The smell of Skyrim The skyrimy smell, you know That little scent they spray into every copy of Skyrim Yeah Honey Honey mead A little bit of mead A little bit of honey

Huh Honey mead And they put that one hair from Todd Mm-hmm Every copy comes with a Todd hair Mm-hmm And honey mead

And then you look up at the The sun and you thank the son. Thank you honey meat son. And then you and then you get grinding. The meaning of life is to just amass as much as you can to just grip onto and hold to keep other people

away from what's yours. That's the meaning of being. No. Unless. Unless it involves Becoming the CEO of Bethesda Softworks And then all's good, baby All's golden, sister honey, like honey

In your mead Mead doesn't have that sound Mead sounds like this I hate mead Never had it Yes you have, it's horror It's like beer, wine Bine

That's like Bine Reefreeed Bine But what is it though? What's the answer to this question then? If I can't be CEO Then what is the point of anything? There is no There's no reason for your existence Apart from being

Like fuel for someone who is worth living does that make sense like the like the queen yeah like you you exist to fund her excess yeah yeah I mean the king now

we exist yeah we exist so that he can live in access right I mean that sounds fine to me Yeah, that is the point of your life. I mean, that's why it's called Highness. He's above me. Yes.

We don't need no God. And what's good about them is that the older they get, the more they droop. So you can finally kind of get to their level, you know? They give you, like, ways to climb. Mm, their sags. Yeah. What was once a Highness? Eventually becomes a loneliness, and then it gives you a chance to climb.

When they get buried. No, just old enough to be a little bit more saggy, you know. No, but what actually is... The meaning of life? What's the meaning of life? It's not a fucking complicated question. In fact, this is one of the most simple ones ever been asked. What? Like, why are we here?

Collectively. We're not all here for the same reason, surely. Rats writ. Isn't Ritt? No more He said it was done And then you brought it back That's why I'm here

I was waiting That's what I've been waiting for What's your reason to exist I just like looking up at the stars And oh shut up You twat I'm like the scale of this makes no sense

it is fucking crazy there exactly I look up the stars and I go Are you for real Are you kidding me You're being serious right now Yeah I mean

Think about it Like the moon is big Yeah and you're like What's that little sparkling fairy? You mean it's a ball of fire? Liar. What the fuck? It's not a ball of fire.

None of it is a ball of fire. Well, it is in my opinion. What the fuck is a ball of fire? A ball of... What is confusing? Do you think, like, the stars are like... bits of words they're burning in the sky

yeah they're messages from the substrate that's my alien faction I'm working on the substrate yeah they're like a silt-based faction

when you say faction um when you say what do you say facts what do you mean like in relation to what like

I thought we were talking about the meaning of life and everything yeah but I'm genuinely confused what you're confused by what are you confused by when it's a silt-based faction but like when you say faction what are the um the implications well no what are the other factions you're implying there's other factions and what is silt you don't know silt you know like the bottom with green tea

oh yeah you know there's like that like sediment yeah yeah yeah yeah Like a sediment-based faction Like swimming pool silt As a faction Yeah, yeah, yeah What is swimming pool silt? Same thing in the bottom of that tea The very same substrate

The substrate? Yeah Yeah, I mean When you kind of like Zoom out Do you remember the ant thing The ants like where ants Yeah

You zoom out of the speed spuba and the is the ants Right Zoom out far enough And we're all silt Zoom out again yeah Well it's like what is it Like we

The life cycle of What A star The life cycle of a galaxy Like these things have lives And we're like a part of it Like who's to say that The solar system doesn't have

Perception You know What's the part of it? Siltstrom. Yeah, a solar silt stream, right? Like we're, like we have skin cells. You know, they're little living bits. You know, that's like a substrate of us. Is silt made of carbon? Everything's made of carbon. Everything. Everything you see. Carbon. That's what I'm trying to get at. It's all the same. We're all made of the same thing. And you know what? made out of? Silt.

Energy. So what's energy made out of silk? I think we solved it. Yeah, think about it. I've seen the roots. I've seen the roots that connect all of the solar systems. I've seen... The connecting silt.

I've seen the seams. I've seamed the... seams. I've seen every seam. Silt doesn't have seams. Everything has seams. Think about it. We're talking about covalent bonds here. We're talking an atomic level, you know? My new OC, silt. A bit of substrate that... Did you ever play that video game, Salt?

No. No one did. But it was touching on the same Forsyth's. Bruce Forsyth. Uh-huh. He was a fan of silt. Don't go down the silt pipeline. You might not like what you find. But to discover you're just a part of something more.

And you're, you are as insignificant to this world as a fiber. A fibre in a carpet is to the carpet. But guess what? If there were no fibres, there'd be no carpet. And that's a lot of what silt is. Is carpet fibres combined with another type of... Fiber. Fiber.

Fiber. No, you're wrong. Silt is like the remnants. Silt is the... that's that's the other faction that's the rem the remnant that's just from something else everything's from something else brother we're all connected by the roots that's so true that's genuinely so true and I can't disagree we're all made a carbon

you can call it a web you can call it a root system you can call it carbon you can call it a quantified matrix of sorts think about this when we eat something that's burnt it's good for our tummies why because carbon we're consuming essentially what we are made of by by digesting what is our foundation we are restoring what is we that we are made of and that's why the tenet of our belief system is cannibalism yeah it's the reason to stay young it's the blood we drink yeah like much like um Elon we create many sons so that we can siphon their blood

Yeah, but when we say create suns, we mean like stars. Yeah, blood stars. Bloodsons. Bloods, yes. Silty bloodsons. Well, I think we fucking rocked that one, brother. You think? Yeah.

I feel like we got our philosophies through. Yeah. Check out, uh... check out what's uh what's jordan peterson's and ben Shapiro's show called the daily silt the daily silt check out the daily silt um actually know that's our rival media company the daily silt's what are we the carbon creators hello we're from the substrate faction action... I'm fucking lost, man. I'm in the lost and found. I'd say you're more prison breaks slash Dexter's season three.

No, I'm probably House Season 5. Oh. Yeah. Interpret that how you will. Well, I'm kind of feeling like the kind of racist B plot from Desperate Housewives Season 2. actually Fuck Damn, okay

That's very 2016 of you You know what I say Ha ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Are you lost in the source You're lost in the source

By the way You're speaking How I feel like I was Concise Concision. You were the opposite of concise. You were being Jordan Peterson and I was being Sam Harris trying to just figure out where you're coming from. Oh fucking shit, you brought up the silt. Just because my belief system begins and ends with the silt acronym...

Whatever. I could do it four hours on my whole, you know, pyramid of life. You have a pyramid of life? Why are you into Guinness these days? Because I found out my toolbox for me. What's on you? You're into a drink from a year you weren't even born, when no human was born. What, Heineken?

I thought that was 1664. Shit, it's an Heineken glass. If they find out it's a different drink, they will sue us. I hate Heineken. I hate Heineken. That's going up on the main next week. Really? You know, Heikin?

It's just a bit pooey. I don't like Heineken. It's a bit poohy. That's the mini rant. And then... Topic switch. What else do you think? Oh, I'm the inverse character now.

I love Guinness. This sounds like fire content. Do you find it more difficult now to make IHE content now that you hate less things? No, it's kind of the inverse where it's I actually hate more things. Like left wing. Like left wing. I mean, if you want to get specific, I do actually, and there's no correlation outside of just. the you know the similar sounds where i do on birds i particularly have an issue with their

left wing more often than their right wing and that's that's nothing political about that i just mean they're literally yeah yeah yeah yeah you prefer the right wing but only in terms of bird physiology yeah yeah yeah yeah but you can't like say that because of how How controlled the language-based media is. Like, the narratives are so subsumed by overbearing parental guidance. Locators. Your cutie mark is the left wing. Mine is the right wing.

Like of a bird. My what? Your cutie mark. What the fuck? What's a cutie mark? Are you actually don't? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now let's talk about Elon Musk.

Oh, God. Oh God! I don't know.