JAR Media Posdact - We KNOW It! - JARCast Episode 338

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecode: 00:00 Intro 04:37 Housekeeping 11:50 Roger Waters is Remaking Dark Side of the Moon 18:51 'Red Flag' Videogames' 30:46 Swindon really is Blighttown 38:57 Mid Break 39:55 Question Section: Earliest and Latest JAR 41:41 Guessing Who's Responsible for Old Quotes 45:09 Red Dead 'Remake' Dissapointment 49:42 How is it just Destiny 2 players who are 'Victims' 54:04 Answering EVERY Question 56:01 A JARling Mother Hates Us 58:29 Does James even like Water? 1:02:00 Talking Heads Stop Making Sense 1:05:57 Awkward Hair Phase When Growing it Out 1:08:24 Patron Segment

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Guten tag. Venezuela. Argentina. What country would you rather go to Venezuela or Argentina? My geography is just atrocious, man. Do you not know where they are? I probably couldn't point them out on a map, no

You couldn't point out Argentina From being honest Do you know where Venezuela is? European education everyone Venezuela's on the coast To the white Chili's in the spine in the middle And then to the left of that is Honduras

You know your knowledge Of South American geography Is kind of suss What do you mean? Everyone knows what I'm saying I'm not going to spell it out for you I'm going to spell it in for you. Welcome to the Jarkast.

Is it related to Kaui in Armenia? No. Yeah, this is Jodcast episode 338. Meos to host Alex, joined by Jim and James. 3.37. He said eight. Yeah, I said it right. It was so used to like saying it.

So used to saying it wrong that like it sounds wrong when we say it right. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, I got to tell you, actually, first time I mention the patrons. God, I feel like I'm... Woo! They make that audio version of the show possible.

They get their names read out in the first or second week of each month if they're a dibby tier or above, like this very episode. Got some awesome names out there. Yeah, we've got some secret videos. The secret. You've got to stop, just lying there. Yeah, beep that. I'm not lying.

You literally uploaded a video recently. There was a little output. Now, so, like, yeah, on the last episode, we had this abysmal 10 minutes, like, opening, right? It's just unlistenable, right? So I took it out, put it on the Patreon so people who, if they can opt in, you know? How was the response? Um, I actually forgot until I reminded you about it earlier, so I haven't checked on it, so. I don't know what I was even talking about.

Like, I got, I get mind fog the moment we start recording. No idea. I do as well I think it's all the literal fog in the room If you want anything Yeah if you want that spiciness That's too hot for YouTube You ought to head over to that.

There's a lot of it You know We could probably make a whole compilation Of spicy content I kind of wish that I'd kept Like everything I'd cut out Yeah

And just put it in like a timeline The cut out supercut The Alex verse No it's not me that gets cut out most of them No but you'd be the one editing it Honestly Who do you reckon gets cut out the most? Me.

Take a wild guess. I don't know what I... The thing is, by saying this, the viewers and listeners don't actually know what... It portrays me as saying things that aren't acceptable. They're not...

They're not what? They're not acceptable in society. I can't remember... No, but, like, I'm not saying, like, yikes things. You're too woke, is what you're saying. I'm a little bit too woke. Let's say, let's put it this way, right?

As woke as the Unabomber. Let's say, let's put it this way, right? I would not, if you were, if you didn't have like a job you cared about. Then I'd leave it in. Yeah. Yeah, but now what I was going to say was, guys, I'm scared. Why?

I'm frightened. Because we're in that situation, right, where the previous episode had a segment so good. I don't even want to try to even reach that level. Oh, yeah. You know, we just need to accept this one and the four following.

50. Yeah. It's like the stock market, you know, it's going to be down for a bit and it's just going to go up randomly. Yeah. There's no insider trading going on over here. We have no clue when it's coming.

It's just going to... I don't know. I think... do you've got no idea it was going to be that that clean man that awesome the uh the live note of course what we're talking about um which which yeah brings us into housekeeping yeah let's do it again uh yeah we got some housekeeping where we round off the conversations from the previous episode and clean up some things i had a couple things i had to address actually um i made the mistake of getting two streamers mixed up and i mentioned a disgusting fleshlight

which I was attributing to the streamer XQC who is controversial at the moment but it was in fact not XQC who also happens to be known for his kind of you know his uncleanniness and his grossness but not to this level I was confused with the streamer darius who has a clip where he shows his disgusting hairy flashlight to the camera so apologies to XQC for that

he's disgusting in other ways unlike most YouTubers we actually admit to our faults I don't I just yeah I get a bit frightened when I'm putting the Destiny subreddit so I just want to clear that up

shout out to the normal episode but Alex talks to himself Adjaling has edited using AI replaced everyone with just my voice it's the most psycho

video you've ever heard while I was compiling these comments I was just listening to it in the background for some reason it's it's crazy like the anime one that segment. Kind of, yeah, but they've, like, edited it so

the video is the same, except they've, like, they've painted out, yeah, the whole thing. They painted out Jim and James, so it's just me, but every, all of the things you say is said by, like, the AI voice version of me. Wow.

And it's pretty sighted. Now, I actually watched the anime one again recently. It's so fucking funny. It's so funny. I can't handle it. Really like it. I think we should have a separate channel where every episode gets uploaded like that.

It's animated. Yeah. Yeah. The cute voices, man. Yeah. We're so much more watchable as anime chibis is. There's so much a cute.

Everything we say just kind of hits... Like, if we started Jarl, maybe five years later, we could have become V-Tubers, and we would have been... I mean, bro, we'd be so fucking wit. We didn't even need them, what we're going to work.

because that's what v-tubers are they're just saying shit like what we say but they're getting away of it because they're cute idols like why aren't we doing it we'll get them man we'll quibble cop out of way

last episode is those anime characters fire fucking fire boy well speaking of last episode James McComb 9525 said a live note maybe the best segment

in a long time and tune link Luke said the Jawa boys unknowingly recreating a classic Smosh video concept is proof that fate has bonded them together for all eternity and also Harrison Hane 1199 said it's amazing they don't know that Smosh back in the day did an

alive note skit um so that's just another like crazy no but a skit's very different they plan that we didn't plan that yeah and also they didn't call it the alive note yeah there's no way they called the video is called real death note because you know they have that series of like Pokemon in real life and all this stuff but they called it the life note lame that's the death note yeah so well I mean to be fair

a live note that's the logical rate DDG dash 13 says new favorite James quote I'm not a contrarian I'm not I saw that comment I like

you know this is a Completely different thing, but this is related to what some people have been posting on the weddit. This person has been making these lists, like, what's your favourite, Alex quote, or James quote? And I'll look at them and I don't know who says any of these things. I didn't say that, did it? We got a really good question later along those lines in the question segment. But meanwhile, Wattashiwa Zero says, work as a librarian.

A bunch of eight-year-old kids sat at the public computers laughing their asses off. One of them comes up to me and insists I have to come and look at the funny. Look at the funny. Imagine my shock when it's the fucking G-Mod toilet meme. You lads made them think I thought it was funny. Sorry. Well, we just, we did you a favour. The kid now think you're cool because you found it funny.

Moniac says, Alex, please stop smonking Stogies on camera because he's so effing cool that it's making me really want to start smoking. If you look at the camera, it's, it's... like such a fucking smoke show in here. Look how cool that looks, how much cooler that looks. Am I wrong? Than nothing. Then no smokes.

Well, yeah, but I get to breathe in. I don't get the pleasure of smoking it. Well, I've got millions here if you want one. I can't. I'm cranking off water to do. Jody Strauss says, Jarre Boys, I'm quite scared to say diarrhea building.

It's very funny, but I'm definitely afraid of the fecal consequences if I incorporate it into my vernacular. Please help. replied to it later. Update. Three hours after posting this comment, I had genuinely horrible Ria despite not having

deviated from my normal diet. The curse is real, even if you just type it out. Type, send this to five people, I'll be getting diarrhea. Yeah. Send the the Jarm Media podcast that everyone you know, well, you will get diarrhea. You will get rea building.

Diary building. How far does this go? Like, if you think diarrhea building, then do you well they said if you just type it out so maybe yeah but it'd be a thought in your head you just think it if you like you know like uh slender man don't think i don't say it yeah oh no surely this is what the game's been all along then you've lost the game the bad bad man or something oh the bye-bye man yeah yeah don't say it don't think if you if you think about diarrhea you get it you've lost the game mm yeah well um our last comment from housekeeping here is from

Zek Archa 1789 Of course That James Would pick Slanesh as an army The Goon Faction of Warhammer Okay no no no no No let's go over this

No that's not the goon faction The goons faction And the faction that birthed Slanesh The elder They fucked Slanesh into existence You've seen the law It's dark Yeah

The like elves Yeah The elves that went down The bortaries I literally fucked Slanesh into existence, yeah. They are technically the goonofaction. Okay.

Because they're obsessed. They are, yeah. They're obsessed of pleasure. Did you go see the Island Boys thing I stitched in the beginning? You didn't pay for that, did you? No, no, no. Good, thank God.

I thought you did. It only thought you did other boys at next time. No, no, no. I don't think they knew what gooning was when they sang it. Yeah. It was like a cameo. They do have guna vibes. They do.

They have real guna vibes. I got a couple subjects to talk to you guys about Okay, shoot First one It's more kind of gym adjacent Because I don't know if you know about this And I was only introduced to this today

And I'm upset about this And you are going to be You are going to be pissed off about this Me Um Yeah Bath tub Tom Wrote in about this

Hey Jha What are your thoughts on Roger Waters Doing a Redux Of Dark Side of moon he's released a new version of money as a single and it's one of the goofiest things I've heard with it pretty much bordering on parody maybe Roger Waters and Doug Walker aren't so different after all bro he's remaking Dark Side of the Moon by himself have you listened to it I listened to this

the only single that's out right now is this redux of money and it is it's ridiculous really bro it's it's it's it's it's It's awful. It's actually like unlistenable. How? How do you mess that song? Bro, bro, bro, bro. I feel like you've got to like put like an air button and listen to it right now.

It's just, man, like we can't escape this remake hellscape, man. Nothing is safe. I don't understand the need for him to remake it. Yeah, because like his solo stuff's good on his own and he's, yeah. Have you found it? Yeah. The comments on the YouTube version are brutal as well. Just listen to a bit of it.

I want to get your fresh opinions. Listen to that instrumentation. He's doing the vocals. He's taking the reins. Doing this weird like smoldering. Mm-hmm. He's not really singing. He's more just like, money.

I'm so cool. Mm. Yeah, that... What do you think of that? I don't want to use the P-word. Pretentious? Yeah. I mean, he...

No, it is, but everyone knows that about him already. Yeah, he is that. No one loves Roger Waters more than Roger. One of the reasons that song is so good is because both, like, the lyrics and the music. Like, you're listening to it for the music. It's like a fucking bop. Gilmore's guitar. It's his vocals.

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to... sit down and listen to Roger Waters' money. Yeah. It's like, but he's doing the whole album, bro. There's this other video, this three-minute thing where he's like, yeah, it's nearly 50 years of the dark side of the moon. I just feel like it's time for a redux.

It's time we've got to do this. See, I'd value it if it was a different artist and this was like their cover, you know? Like someone who's not From the band Yeah Someone who he literally But even then I feel like that would be corny But like it has more value that way

It's like what If the artist like read Like an artist who made a painting Like if If fucking was his face made like the Mona Lisa again He's like see I'd prefer if it was like Yeah And it's like well

It's a time and a place To me it would be is insane as if like guerrillas like were like, let's try feel good ink again. You don't. You just don't go back to something. Why is it not enough that you've already done that? Why is that not enough in and of itself?

You can only lose as well. It's already like renowned as one of the best albums. No, bro, you've got to look at the comments on the YouTube upload because they are brutal. One of the top ones was like, wow, this really shows that he was 25% of pink fluoride. You know? Because like, yeah, all the instrumentation is

much for boring the vocals don't match even like he's added all this like different lyricism in as well and it's like bro like it's crazy even you can't recreate the thing you made back then yeah that's what's annoying because like maybe he wanted more success from his solo stuff but like his solo stuff's good he's saying something different yeah it's unique it's i mean he it's it can't be like a cash grab he is ridiculously successful mm-hmm Like, he's touring as like a 75-year-old and filling out stadiums. But it's like, why would you commit your time to doing this when A, there was nothing wrong with it? And B, there's nothing more you can do with it.

And you should be just making something new. That's the annoying thing, because his latest album, I think, was awesome. Yeah. I was quite shocked when I heard about this. I was like, no, no way, this is ridiculous. Yeah. And, like, when we saw him live, he played that song. yeah so why redo it like the tempo's slower it's all like oh it's so wrong yeah playing that man

yeah not pleased about that one you was curious what you'd think of that um faults well i unless it's a video game don't redo it as a general rule yeah you know yeah Technology's not got worse musically in that time It's not better That's part of what made it so impressive At the time It was like how ahead

Of everything it was Yeah The sound and the production And everything And yeah You just can't You can't Recapture that lightning in a bottle

It doesn't strike The same place twice You know Mm-hmm Yeah Just a bummer man Like why are you wasting your time Doing that

Yeah Yeah Yeah now that is disappointing I think for songs like that as well like David Gilmore's voice just works better

yeah I really like Gilmore's voice on a lot of pink float stuff yeah yeah not cool man and I just yeah the Roger Waters' Duck Walker this is so fucking guess man

I mean that comparison is is not fair Doug Walker has made more More fire Who's in Spongebob? Not Roger Waters, I can tell you that much I'm pretty sure he is

David Bowie was Fucking John Pirates of the Caribbean Oh Johnny Depp Johnny Depp was in Spongebob Yeah. Really? County Reeves.

All the players, man. All the big players. Yeah. The big dogs. So speaking of playing things. I got another topic. I'm curious on your guys' opinions on. This is spurred on from like this viral tweet that I saw that I screenshot.

Um, I want to know your guys' thoughts on this. Girls should ask boys what their most played video game is from first dates. Oh, yes, I saw it. There's a whole astrology to be unpacked of how boys answer this question and what it says about them. Oh, he says Valerant, FIFA, Skyrim. I would say, I'm not even controversial, but it's like, if this question was asked and your sponsor was FIFA, like, that's all you need to know. If it's Valerent, like, get out. Come around your parents.

call your grandma okay so in this question what would you say yeah i want to know everyone like what we would say well this is the thing because surely you'd fib right because i'm not going to be saying destiny too am i no i'm not gonna be saying

apex legends what's your most played yeah shit i don't even know i know i know i know what i think yeah apex is my most play but i wouldn't say apex but the first reply to it was stay away from the overwatching apex guys oh yeah yeah yeah no i say this is an apex player

but avoid them like the play apex players are a toxic man as much as i love that game yeah it is my most played game on steam yeah it's mine ever really that i'm one all fair too like red flag central like yeah that's a difficult one you'd have to but it's then but what about if they ask for proof and then you go out with them they see your seam library

at the top is apex by like thousands of hours Show me your steam achievements. Show me what you've put in. Yeah. That's a difficult... I can't say War Thunder. Because then it's just like, oh, you're cheap. Yeah.

And you leak government secrets to the manifest. Security risk. Oh, that's a really difficult one. Would yours be Destiny 2? It would be Destiny 1. I haven't played Destiny 2 nearly as much as 1. Really? Yeah.

Not even close. They're not even remotely close. Yeah. But I do you actually think there is a, like, is it not just a loaded question? Well, it's like pedantic, obviously. Yeah, but it's like every answer could be a red flag, depending on the person.

Well, like, what would be a green flag? Because I saw in the reply as someone was like Portal 2. Yeah, but you can't play that for like a thousand hours. Dude, some people do, man. No, they don't. Bro. Name nine people. Team Fortress 2.

Team Fortress 2. Kind of a base. one. No, I reckon the most green flag answer from Minecraft. Yes. As like a 20 year old? No, come on, Minecraft's a solid. Well, yeah.

As a, let's say it's like a 50 year old getting back in the dating game. And he's like, so they're both 50 year olds like when you say Minecraft? Yeah. Well, surely the green, the green is still green, yeah. Surely the greenest flag would

not be like, would just be like, You play, like, a lot of games a fair bit, instead of having one. Yeah, but if you have to go by, because, like you said, if they, if they're like, let's see if this motherfucker was lying to me, secretly log into your Steam account. You're going to see? They're going to see what that number one is. Can you actually check on your phone by logging into Steam what you actually know? I was looking at this the other day.

There is a Steam app. It's got bad ratings. It's terrible. Well, I don't really get the point of it. You're supposed to be able to use, like, the forum. I just go on. you have your PC on you can like set games to download you can like buy games and okay cool in premise sounds useful in premise yeah but who leaves their PC on when they go to work

for 12 hours a day so it has to be on for it to have any fun to be fair gonna be honest here my my red flag with this is just my steam user name dude if you think you're a red flag months ago months ago james changed my profile picture to an anime girl and i found it kind of funny, so I just kept... Do you know what my actual Steam username is? What? Kokeo Nya-Nia.

Brough. What is the hyper red flag game, FIFA? Like, actually FIFA. Cod. What about, like, armor? Um... Yeah, no, because you can do the overlap there, but if someone who's deep into armor,

probably loves the military and therefore loves the police. So they're like a bootlicker. Okay, my six most played games are fucking wild. Really? You can look at your six most play, can you? You can look at all, like, from... Oh, it ranks them completely. Okay.

Let's have a lot. And my most played game, like I said, is Apex. But the second highest is SIV. Siv-City. Okay. Then Eldon Ring. Mine's probably older and ring on Steam

Really? Yeah Yeah fair enough But then Then mine is cyberpunk Okay so how'd you see this Which is insane I mean

What'd you go to profile I'm trying to Go to the three lines And then library Three lines library And then sort by playtime Store Wait where

You and your friends Where Where? Where I don't have that Oh, no games It might be in games Okay And then after

Cyberpunk Titanfall 2 Then Sekaro I'm flabbergasted Sekaro is above Above every Dark Souls game

That's better Yeah So mine like Because I play Like on all these different platforms Mine is not true That's the thing I

Between Dark Souls 3 and Sekaro, I just moved to PC So like all of my time on the Witcher 3 back in the day Yeah, not on here All of my time on like the original Dark Souls

Dark Souls 3 Um, yeah This isn't the best gauge But being that question It is a bit like Like my top played is Apex By like it's a thousand And that doesn't consider anything else

Then it's War Thunder And that's 326 But then number three is total war Warhammer 3 4 is a CETO Corsa and then 5 is Total Warhammer 2 Okay

And I think I do I feel like a total war is kind of like a kind of green flag What are like racing games They seem like a neutral flag Yeah they're yeah It just you obviously There's no like replication

Yeah there's no I just think if it is FIFA Because if they've played one FIFA A lot they've played every single FIFA that same amount which shows they're like obsessed. FISA fans are gambling addicts.

Yeah. Like it's a straight up red flag and I'm not insulting FIFA players but you're addicted, stop. Have you not seen they're cutting all the servers to 18, 19, 2021? So all the money of these people

have invested in, useless. Oh my God. Really? It was useless from the second you bought it anyway. Yeah, yeah. But I generally think that if you're a big time FIFA player

is like, that can actually say a lot about you, But that's the thing, man, like when you look at the stats, that's the majority of people who play video games. It's the cop players. It's the FIFA players. That's why Microsoft had just dropped that money on Activision, man. It's for that. Yeah. Not just the mobile division, but that the Call of Duty IP. People want an easily accessible, like... It's kind of the same gameplay loop each time.

Little, little time dumps. Little and often. Yeah. Something they know. They can go back to. They're going to get a new one every year. Yeah, it might not be as good as the one before, but it's at least similar enough where it's like... Yeah. And then if you care enough, you go online and complain about it. Because, yeah, mine is probably like, yeah, Minecraft, Destiny 1, Halo Reach, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Skyrim. Yeah, considering, like, Xbox and old school would be, like, Fours or 5, 490 Vegas.

Yeah, I'd probably have, like, Xcom in there, the original. I reckon the Witcher 3 is probably, if you combine my time on PC and Xbox, would be my most played at all time. Really? Witcher 3? Yeah. Yeah. What's that, what flag is that then? What's the Witcher 3? Like, Reddit to fucking normie.

Okay, so just neutral. Just a neutral flag. Just like an average guy, you know? what's uh what's chess chess app that's um that's someone who's into Andrew Tate big time yeah oh so you're saying it's a red flow

yes well it depends on the the lady or gentleman you're talking to yeah I just thought that was an interesting little query there is a whole lot to unpack there so it's a definitely way to weed someone on a very deep level. What if they said but then at the same time you can

well surely they're like highly abusive and they could hurt you only if they lose a ranked match yeah they go down a rank match it's like layers to it like you could ask like what's your most valuable skin that you got yeah then that

that's that's if you've got 15 million pounds of skins in counter strike but it's a quite interesting question because then it can also make you closer because if they say something you like

it's like oh you've played new Vegas a thousand hours oh you can go off on one yeah new Vegas is up there would be because I've played that game a lot you have yeah across every like console you've earned you've owned I've done it on Fies 3

and I've done it on Xbox and PC no I didn't start a shit on on FEC doesn't work it doesn't work I started it again recently every time we bring this up, there's at least a couple comments like, angry. Why? Because

we always mention about how bad it runs. No, but, no, but as a fallout New Vegas fan who would die on this hill no matter what, it runs like shit, it's a poorly optimised game and you hate playing it. But like, I can boot up Half-Life 1 and play it.

Valve, that's a Valve engine, though. Those are special. No, it doesn't matter. That came out like the year I was fucking born. No, but that's because it's a good game exactly yeah that's the thing though man like I probably would have played fallout four you shouldn't just new Vegas for worse like that's really I don't know if you consider it snobbery or what but like all I'm asking for is that consistent framework please yeah then I'll give you a chance but if it's not if it's choppy if it's

getting worse the more I play it like I'm sorry I'm not interested I could just load up something that's gonna be smooth I agree apart from Dark Souls 1 on the Xbox 360 Back in the day Back in the day That was real You know

You get down to the depths And you're Three frames per second You know you're like Speaking of The comment you made About Swindon being Blight Town I keep going back to that

Because there was this quite popular TikTok that was going around Of like this guy He gets off the train at Swindon And he like just walks around Swindon And he's like just walks around Swindon and he's like filming it the whole time making it look like Blightown

we're not like making it look like it is that is just one yeah and it has been compounded the past few years but Swindon it's because I feel like we really need to go there and like do our own like Swindon is Blightown video because like that yeah it's a dying he walks through the high street and he's like

yeah it's dark man yeah Svindon is a mystical place it is like honestly don't come to the UK unless you're coming to Swindon. That's the taste. You can spend like 75 pound to not even walk near some fucking rocks.

Stonehenge right, you're not even allowed near them. Don't have to pay anything from Swindon and you're getting a more culturally and rich in experience. More accurate, you know, more accurate to the truth. Yeah. Of like what it's actually, but this ain't no Leacock.

This ain't no... Bath. Bath is lovely fancy. You know, Devon or something where it's like notoriously beautiful. Like, nah, this is England. The truth. Yeah, this is England. This is England.

The funny thing is Swindon is like placed in one of the most beautiful like parts of England. Like yeah, you drive half an hour in any direction away from Swindon. It's like, whoa, look at this place. It's gorgeous. It's just green everywhere.

But like the... All historical artefacts and these crazy. Everyone knows who plays Dark Souls. As you approach Blightown, a filter comes on to the screen. Like a green murky filter. Yeah, that is driving into Swindon. You know, I've been to some shit places, right? You know, I was fucking born in Slough.

I lived in a wedding. I know shit. Right, but like, you know, I travel regularly in a lot of places and you go to, like, Bristol and whatnot. I've never experienced this where it's just like, when you're about to enter Swindon, there's something does change in your brain. There is something going on that I can't explain because it is like a... It's more than a train. like survival man yeah yeah because it is you're like entering this whole fucking different

world it is like like blightown it's beautiful there no because that was the thing like people were posting this ticot on the jar media subreddit and the comments were like oh my god i thought jim was like exaggerating when he said it's blight down no man it really because there's a whole part in that ticot where he's like he's transfixed on the like train station building oh my god It's the ugliest building ever We've mentioned it before It's abandoned Like half the window

If not more 75% of the windows are boarded up Yeah or I've smashed It's like it's crazy I understand like Property damage on On the street level Like how do windows get smashed and boarded up

That higher They're like 12 stories high Yeah yeah I know what I need to remind myself I need to read it Swindon is like half brutalism to the max Yeah

And the rest is just like Like tracking a snake Slithering through the woods It's crazy because they got There's Swindon Old Town Which I don't know what it is I don't know if it's just my love of Final Fantasy 12

Is that a Red Flag? It's Final Fantasy 12? I'd say that's a green No I like this The whole Old Town thing It's like you go to Swindon Old Town and you can kind of see how it would how it was once upon a time.

Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. But like, there's not much left of that old town. No. It is Blightown. Like, just a place that's been built on and built on and built on and built on. Yeah, there was these sticks that are like waiting to fall down at any moment. Brickety airs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've all say, I googled the Swindon thing and this is a news article from the network whale being a privatized corporation. It says, iconic building at Swindonden Station is a brighter future network world takes back control one of the most recognizable buildings in Swindon

for all the wrong reasons and that was two years ago and nothing's changed it's crazy because like what's the stop after that? Going towards London is Reading like a super modern train station like you wouldn't think it and then the other way it's like

chippinam bath it's like the complete inverse but just this it's this hub of just horror It's Moss Isling Straight up So many places It's so bad

There's even that like Notorious serial killer Who'd like pick up people The taxi driver The taxi driver Serial killer It's crue It can't even do it justice

Do you know The weird thing You know When people travel And people I know They've all got this Reakowing experience Of always getting stranded

At Swindon Yeah I've been stranded at Twindon What the fuck is the deal It's like a fucking infection If you go through there You get stuck on the way back

You have to get there and get like tainted You're getting deep up Have you guys been to the bus station Yes Brutal Yes Absolutely brutal Yeah I've been to some of bus station

And I hate I hate as well A short walk from the bus station Is like This sort of trying to be modern Like sort of town bit Is this the shopping centre? Shopping?

Yeah, where Taco Bell is. Where we saw... That's how Taco Bell is. I'm talking about the cinema where we saw Hobbs and Shore. What's it called? It's not Long Beach. Where the Nand is. That's a bit further away.

This is the weird thing about Swindon. It's a massive place yet so small. You can like walk everywhere. Yeah, that everywhere is so close, but it's... it seems so far away. Yeah. It's really strange. Again, it's like Dark Souls, like with the interconnected, like, oh, I'm here now.

No, because, yeah, once you figure out how to unlock those shortcuts, it's like, oh, yeah. You like, know how to, yeah. Yeah, I feel like I've macked out quite well. I was in your car and you just, like, took one turn. And we ended up shouldn't imagine one of up. Wait, what? We're here now? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, it is. Bonkers place. that's literally I can't think of it like a lot of places have been ravaged by like 2020 onwards but I can't think of anywhere worse

than Swindon man It's like it was bad pre-2020 But it's something else No if you go through the actual Because the shopping centre is like Way stretched out And on each end you have these End points of the shopping centre

Fucking hell They're fucking bad Because everything in them It slows down They're just these empty fucking liminal spaces that's fucking horrified the whole

the whole the whole the whole town is a liminal space yeah it's so the only good thing in there is the Warhammer shop that's not a fucking exaggeration

it's the nicest fucking place in Sweden and the outlet's all right yeah literally that's where all the actual good parts of Swindon is is one shopping centre it's just crazy though man

I don't ever want to go there but I'm like drawn to it like part of me belongs there I don't know why You're longing for slough Yeah Like I haven't been to slough in years So maybe that is like worse

But We should visit slough We should visit Swindom for a video And then visit Slough Slough versus Swindon off Yeah Compare and contrast Well we'll see you after these

Swindonite messages I hate this called Swindon Like what is the name I think the name's perfect. Swindon. So it reminds me of swine. Yeah, swine is what it is.

Even though this is the pig town. We live in the swine. We are in the pig town. Yeah. Dick the head shirts available now. Check in a description. Yeah. Do you know what would be an interesting, like, breakdown of JAR?

What's that? Over the 338, 400 episodes we've done, is a breakdown of how many times certain subjects re-occur, Swindon. A few jarlings have actually, they've got that spreadsheet going. They're like, they've like marked who's on what episode, what subjects bring up each episode and stuff like that.

It'd be interesting to see, I still think Marvel would be winning. Out of every subject. Yes, Marvel is a consistent. That's the thing. That's the horrifying thing is that the more episodes we do, the more poo overtakes Marvel. Well, realistically, it's poo overtaken poo, but you know. Well, welcome to the second half of the cast.

We head over to the JAR Media subreddit. We answer questions from the community. Like this one, from Luda Joe Star. Hey, Jha, how's it going? I have a very simple and rudimentary question for you. What's the earliest time during the day and the latest time during the evening slash night you've recorded a JARCost? we've done the whole gambit

yeah we've done a lot we vary it quite a bit we've done it in the morning we've done it really late before yeah sometimes we've done it like past midnight though no we've got closer I feel like we have ended

past midnight yeah we have that was in our crackhead when we were all a little bit unhinged but it's like some weekends we'll be like boom it's 11 o'clock let's go let's get it done and we're done by 12 we've never done like a 6am one though

never that no because you're not up and you never will be I feel like the earliest must have been, what, 10, 11? Yeah. Probably when we had like a reason where it's like, this is the only like time period we've got. Yeah. I get it done here and now.

Yeah. When someone's going on holiday or something, where it's, you know, they leave or whatever. When you're going on holiday again. I've been on holiday in six years. Actually pathetic. Six years. I've not left this shit whole country.

Is it really six years? You've not left Swindon for six years. Yeah. Six, I'm so, like, too far gone now. My corruption's so deep. There's no point of even trying. Mm. You got to get that in that, bro.

But I will promise this, the first time I get arrested in my car will be in Swindon. I can guarantee you that. I'm not going to get away with it, there, yeah. There's no policeman anymore. It will give them up. It's all private militias. Private militias. Yeah.

Well, I suppose we should do this one, then, that kind of tease. in the intro from a G.D. P. Pop. Hello, Jarr. I've made a game for the three of you. You'll need to read a quote said by one of you, and then you all have to guess who said it. So there are eight quotes here. Can I go for a piss? I suddenly need a piss. You can go piss.

I know, but obviously, I don't want to... Suddenly. Well, yeah, let's go back to this question then from GDP Pop. Number one. Who said this? Yoda is green. Kind of like a slidine. Jamie? No, Alex. No, that sounds like a, that does sound like a bit, no, I don't know anyone who's ever used the word Slavine that isn't Alex.

That's an Alex word. It was a Doctor Who monster. This was Jim. Really? I knew it. This is a gym quote. Yoda is green kind of like a slithine. Okay.

Are they gaslighting us here? No, I trust them. Number two, I'm an experienced man when it comes to diarrhea. Alex. Yeah, that could be me and Alex, though. that could Who do you think Jim?

I can't answer because I had to reveal so I could screenshot it Yeah It's an Alex script This was James Oh fucking remember Number three

I feel like this is too easy Look son This is what a hard cock looks like Yeah we all know that one Yeah that's me Number four Big dick in my bum The bum is pretty tight

that's that's James that's James number five I am incredibly sexist Jamie that's a no comment oh it could be it could be Alex

no this you but I'm saying it could be it's you though it could be Alex though I don't see it that's such a No, you got to choose. Out of the three, you got to put a name, bro. Who do you say, James?

Jamie. Who do you say, Jim? I'll say me to you. It was me. I fucking knew it. God damn it. Okay. Number six.

I can't understand why men have to push women down the stairs. Why can't they push themselves? That's a Jamie quote. No, I'm going to say Alex this time. This was you, Jim. Fuck. Number seven. I got pussy on the brain.

Alex. James? All of us? Yeah, we've all said it. That was an easy one. I'm credited with this one, though. And finally, number eight. Bean juice should come in a squirty bottle.

Me. Jim? Yes, obviously me. James. That's only something I'd say. That's James. I stand by that. That's a good little game, right there.

Do you mean the tomato sauce in a hind bean? Yes. I feel like we're at a point where we've done so many episodes, and our memories are so bad as far as, like, what we've said. That does make it a fun game. So more of those, that's fun. Yeah, I can't remember anything I say. Mr. Blue Pumpkin said this.

So the supposed Red Dead remaster was just a port to PlayStation and Switch with PC once again being left out. The performance is not increased and the FPS is still the same, and they are charging 50 bucks for it, possibly even 50 quid in the UK prices are the same. The Series X version technically runs better since it's 4K-30 and as features like multiplayer, unlike the re-release. The Series X version is also half that price with it being 25 pounds. This may be one of the worst deals in gaming. Thoughts, P.S. are, expectations were lower but holy fuck yeah they what a miserable review they ported fucking mobile games for gta and this is somehow worse why they could they no hype no they could they could they could have a 10 plus million copy thing on their hands as they did it right yeah if they did it

right i think i think it goes to show how much work that is yeah to actually why not though like this Well, I know, but... If they're spending $2 billion on this, on the next GTA. Well, exactly. They've spent... Is that all it is? It's like, it's not enough. Well, yeah.

It's like, we've spent $2 billion on GTA 6. Like, who cares about random one? Yeah. But it's like, even at the very least, put it on Steam. Yeah. Oh, they just, we release the widget. That's a fucking no-brainer. It's all they need to do.

All they need to do is... release it on Steam. Because yeah, I'd consider playing it again if I could just load it up on Steam. Yeah. Instant loading screens, instant performance. The whole thing from the get-go was like why did you remake the map then? Yeah.

You're teasing it. You've put that work in. You've done the majority of it. Yeah, 50% easy if the work is the world. Apart from Mexico, the whole map of Red Dead 1 is in Red Dead 2. Yeah. And the Mexico game map is pretty small compared to the book

yeah yeah so all the assets are there like just like most of the character models and stuff like yeah that is done yeah you could reuse I'm sure a bunch of the voice stuff if they haven't like scrapped all that I don't know what they're doing with this man

what a crazy disappointment because I was like starting to get in my head like oh man maybe maybe this is real yeah I'm ready to return to that world yeah i was so ready to throw hundreds of hours and like i i bought the fucking like a hundred quid version of of red dead two

i would have bought the fucking hundred quid version of red dead one let me say something controversial about red dead two man i i genuinely think that game is worth like 200 quid yeah yeah like for real dude if that game was 500 quid i still would have bought you like i i have never been that hyped And I wasn't even that level of hype, but it, the way it won me over. Dude. Unlike anything else, man.

Nah. That is the most hyped I've ever been. Again, Jamie thing saying like, this is the thing of ever. Um, but like, Eldon Ring, nah. And your hype for Alderman. It wasn't the same. I wasn't as hype for Eldon Ring. Red Dead 2 was it for me. I was so fucking excited and I wanted that again like it was just starting with this Red Dead 1-1

Like it was starting to pop up on all my Yeah they were changing They were doing what they did for Red Dead 2 Changing the brand there to change in the brand on Twitter Doing like It's like why that's exactly the same thing That you did last time Like you're you're big in it up

Okay what if this is a corporal Nah I think this murders the whole like Yeah This murders the whole potential Apparently apparently apparently there's still a chance that will come to PC

but like I don't think I want to play Red Dead one again why would yeah like I can go and boot up Red Dead 2 on PC just a missed opportunity all around yeah yeah like yeah worst deals in gaming totally just awful yeah especially for that money fuck off like I'm glad Switch players can play it or whatever

but like man yeah but I do have stocks in 2K so still buy it Well, seeing as we're on this, Gabby says, Hi, boys, I have a question regarding Jim and James' discussion in your guy's episode from a few weeks back. Discussion in a recent episode about Destiny 2. You guys discuss how Destiny players are victims and manipulated, and I'm curious why no other games are mentioned here.

Destiny 2 has always been my comfort game or my listen to a podcast game, but God, they treat their players like shit. I definitely will not defend this game, because it is incredibly flawed, but I'm curious if you guys see any other games as manipulative and predatory in the same way. I believe there's numerous games, usually of the live servers variety

that are on the same level as Destiny 2. Cheers my little wrestlers, XO, XO. XO. XO. I guess I didn't mention a time, but FIFA players are obviously the biggest victims because they keep buying this shit yearly. I'm doing the same thing, and then keep saying that,

no, this is the good one, they changed it. They're completely victims, but they're so obviously victims we don't acknowledge their victims because it's their FIFA players And to be fair, I think they're probably talking about there was a short that went up on the JAR channel that was like, it's called like Destiny Players of Victims

and... Yeah, but there's obviously, there's a lot of predatory games where the fan base who are sunken shit for a lot, fallacy, whatever. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of games that. I feel like the majority of mainstream games now. Yeah, I like that.

They're like targeted, I think, anything with a battle pass. Basically, yeah. It's phomo. Yeah, anti-consumer. Like it's not about the value I guess this comes back to the game time Red Flag discussion Like any game you're investing that much time in tune

You're keeping to play is like Yeah It's probably abusing you But that's the difference though where like I've put a lot of hours into Apex But the way I feel about Apex is different to the way I feel about Destiny Because Destiny has this whole like

There was like a potential at a certain point And it just went down you know whereas apex is a pretty consistent thing it's just got little ups and downs based on like balancing based on a new character not being that good yeah yeah little minutia or too good yeah yeah

whereas like the actual product like I've played multiple seasons without spending a dime yeah and I feel like I haven't really missed out because I don't really care about battle passes it's just a fun a game that is fun in this core game so you don't need to like sunk into it's free to play like actually free to play at its core

yeah like genuine like actually I think um some of the most abusive games are the Assassin's Creed series really what do you think about this thing that like this new one apparently like is going to be more the length of the old ones okay so this this is complete

there's there's a lot to unpack here because there is I'm aware of right now there's four Assassin's Creed games there's hex there's um What do you mean's four? Like, four coming out? Yeah, these are all the cover them on. Then there's Assassin's Creed, then there's Assassin's Creed, then there's Assassin's Creed jade, then there's Assassin's Creed Mojage.

Oh my God. So the thing with Marage is they're trying to do this back to old-school Assassin's Creed formula. But all the gameplay that's been released shows everything from the recent RPG ones. But those games that like, they're like a hundred hours long, aren't they? They are. Like Valhalla is obsceny long. Which is just like there's no chance I'm ever touching that. Yeah.

But also that it's designed in a way where you can pay for like XP boosts, yeah. Yeah, so you don't have to do the boring asside quests. Uh-huh, you have to grind. They gate shit through level caps. Yeah. So I do think Assassin's Creed going back to, I've actually jumped back into some of the OG Assassin's Screens. So one thing I'm like trying to get through. And they do have their charm.

You've been playing Brotherhood, aren't you? Yes, I've been playing Brotherhood. and instantly it's got that old school charm and I generally like those games I think they are great great games but they are just like there's no other bullshit with them

you're just playing that game for the 30 it's like 20 hour of one time that's it's done there's no no bullshit that's like the perfect length for a game like that doesn't need any more or any less why is it got to be the lifestyle 100 hours is just nuts

for a game like that yeah yeah Eric May says this How do you boys feel about doing a special episode at some point Where you answer literally every Reddit question Obviously veto power can be exercised in the case of Margot Robbie egg type questions

Some restrictions Some restrictions can also be put in place to keep things manageable Like only taking one question per user I feel like it'd be a good way to clean out some of the questions That get asked repeatedly thoughts Yeah, we'll live stream it To be honest guys I don't know if you know this.

In the jar dock, every unanswered question I store. So there's probably hundreds. Yeah, I was digging through them on the episode where... Oh, really? Yeah, because I like segment it. It's like new questions, then old questions. And old questions is just pages and pages of pages.

Yeah, yeah. And I was just looking through them like trash, trash, trash, fucking Christ, boy. Look, I scrolled to the bottom right now. Let me see... What the fuck is that? Let me see how far back this goes. Like, let me see on an example.

one. So the oldest one I got here which are the four members of guerrillas corresponds to the four funnies shit like that. I'm noodle. No, you're not. Who the fuck are you then? I'm new. But like at some point we can use

that. At some point we can use that. Honestly, that's probably what we should do with Jaffter hours. Like, have it be nah, Jaffter hours cancelled. No, live stream it's so people we will answer a question for five pound tip five pound per question no well it's like like the official podcast does it where they've got just like a 15 minute bit where it's like

patron exclusive they just answer some questions or whatever that are like overlapping or something I don't know okay I'm keeping them though man one day you'll get something I'm obsessively storing them Um... Dob Sodge says this, they got a little story for us. Hello Pouch and friends, I have a jar-related story for you. I think you might loll and perhaps ruffle. The other day my mum came home from work. It was very angry after a tough day.

She does this often and then proceeds to get angry about any minor inconvenience. Typical mum experience. After chatting with her for a while, she randomly shouted, I'm throwing away this jar media mug. I hate, and there's no room left in the mug cupboard. cupboard and then proceed to throw it across the room into the bin I of course then scream laughed that she was so passionate about the mug so I asked why while trying to contain my laughter it turned out every time my mum finished a podcast

episode on her Spotify jar media automatically played after I don't know why this is happening because she listens on long drives which she has to do often she can't change it over without stopping meaning she has to endure hours of jar with all his diarrhea and pussy gaffs and lulls. This was the funniest shit I'd ever heard and proceeded to cry laughing in the kitchen just causing her to rant more.

Then she turned on the mug again saying jar scams money out of children by making them buy their merch saying I was exploited and was only a child when I bought that mug. Baring in mind, I'm in my mid-20s and I bought that mug when I was 20.

I knew at this point There was no point arguing with her, so took the mug out of the bin and safely placed it within my room. In conclusion, my mum has listened to hours, Ajar Media, trapped within her van, on busy modes of ways getting increasingly angry that she can't turn it off and now hates you. Game on squelchers. That's our first, like, proper hater. She hates us. I love that. That's, that's, that's, I don't.

I do. That's funny as far. That's even better than the TikTok haters. That's, that's pure. why do you want to be hated dude because like does that not give you like a little tingle that like someone out there knows your voice has heard you has had an imprint on their life

maybe she was the the the woman on the train who sat in our seat no way and you walked up and you were like yo that's our seat she heard the voice and she was like not these motherfuckers Yeah

I'll slash channel media as well Can we please rewind a minute to discuss James's Dummy take on cucumbers How can anyone How can anyone possibly dislike cucumbers They're literally just fleshy tubes of water Wrapped in green skin You're literally just eating water James

What's not to like? You're eating water with electrolytes Next we're going to find out James doesn't like Watermelons Wait hold up James What's your take on watermelons I'm concerned Does James even like water

No, you don't You're a water hater I'm not a water hater I don't hate I don't hate water Okay, I might have had a glass today But that's not because I hate it However

Cucumbas don't taste like water They taste nicer They don't They don't taste of water They don't taste nicer They are They are fucking grim Oh bro something that would upset you

What I've done a couple times Sometimes, I've got like my bottle of water, sometimes I'll slice cucumber in it to give it a little, like, just a little taste. God, that's, that's if, oh, no, no, because I had a PIMS recently, you know, it's a summertime fruity drink. That was yummy. There was, there was strawberries in it. There was like, but, but, but I could only taste the cucumber and it made me want to be sick. I hate It's not just

The taste is a bit off But I also find it's a texture thing If you're eating a salad Fucking baguette Or a bacon cheese Club sandwich And you bite into that crunchy Fucker fucker

It wounds the experience No It makes the experience No it doesn't Yeah No because I want to chew down On that crusty baguette That's tender chicken

The contrast is The mayo that's in between that That's really you know juicy and then, you know, you've got it's such a nice refreshing sensory experience. And then boom, you're just like biting into a brick

or bone in your chicken. It's like instantly like disgusting. And not just that. Because you've bitten into it, it's now leaked all this stupid juices all over you, forget and it's ruined it. I can't stand cucumbers. No. You're so wrong. Yeah. I can't be wrong if it's

my opinion. It's not opinions can be wrong. are like her assholes. No, but I can't do, I can't do cucumbers, man. You can bully me all you want. I'm not going to, I'm not going to leave my hill because of what you think. I hate cucumbers. I'm never going to eat them.

Wrong opinion. Watermelon. In a baguette? Do you like watermelon? No. What? I don't like watermelon. Really?

Do you like melon? I like melon. Yeah, I like watermelon. Melon is better than water melon. But watermelon, no. Watermelon is kind of refreshing. They're kind of like cucumbers, you know? Yeah.

But seeds are kind of annoying, but like, it's still refreshing and yummy. Melon is like a dessert treat. Watermelon is like, hmm. Summertime sack. Yeah, summertime solvent. I can't know. I'm not. I like water.

I just don't like it in other things. Well, let's do the penultimate one here from gregarious, bobarious. That's kind of ties into what we were saying a little bit earlier, Jim. Any stop making sense thoughts? awesome do you like it it's really fire i kind of want to watch it again yeah same it's so it's so brisk as well like it's just yeah you sit down and it just like flies by yeah i love the like building of uh like it's all like deconstructed and then it like builds up as each song progresses and a bit like even when you don't know what's coming

like if you're not like I was big into talking heads for like 2019 2020 sort of period and then I I sort of overdid it so I didn't really listen to that much anymore it's a new way to listen to them yeah yeah then you see that and did you even pay you just went in the bathroom and yelled

wow yeah he's clear but yeah it's awesome like when you don't know what's coming But you're still hyped because, like, they very quickly established the, like, building of the stakes. Yeah, some of the best versions of those songs are in that. Yeah, true, yeah. Howdy Mingers, and a good day to you, too. Firstly, a question for Alex.

You mentioned Talking Heads are your favourite band, and I literally shit myself in excitement. As they are my favourite band, too, have you seen Stop Making Sense? And if so, what are your thoughts? For those who haven't seen it, you probably recognize frontman David Byrne in his iconic big suit, costume, not unlike Kanye and Littlepump in that ridiculous I love it music video. Watching Talking heads stop making senses unlike any performance I've ever seen, a particular highlight of the concert being an energetic rendition of life during wartime, which really helps to demonstrate the way Talking Heads use lyrics and music to communicate mood and theme,

something you mentioned being the band's strongest element. Would highly recommend people check it out, as they can't really be described. In fact, Byrne has said in crafting the concert, he wanted to create something that was as much a visual experience as an auditory one, with the two elements complementing and enhancing one and other. Bear Bear Boys and Game On. I agree.

Yeah, I kind of mentioned it a little bit earlier, but introduced Jim to stop making sense. Yeah, last week. Probably my favorite live album. As far as live albums go, yeah. I don't think it really gets better than that. Yeah, I don't normally

prefer live versions of songs but the live versions and I've stopped making sense like some of them do overtake the album versions and just like it's it's the perfect package of like it's taking all these songs from all these different albums of theirs and just like it's just a perfect track list it's perfect yeah yeah yeah and the whole escalation of it and everyone is like so coped up everyone's so yeah you just pick up on the energy and yeah you just you're a psycho if you can stay still a psycho killer yeah you're a psycho if you can stay still and watch that yeah it's it's it's it's like what i felt when watching it was like man i wish i was fucked up and there yeah

you know no that's that's definitely my answer it's like any any any show i could be at that would be the one if I could be there for one of those shows yeah yeah it's kind of undebatable yeah give it a shot definitely for sure I suppose we can end on this one from the master muncher

hey jar a question for Alex I'm currently growing my hair at the moment too and I'm wondering for how long did you struggle with getting through the awkward stage and do you plan on getting it cut anytime in the near future and if you can blah blah blah bear bear

that applies to James too it does apply I actually am getting a haircut next week but the awkward stage is something you've got to like you got to ride it out because it yeah it is bad

why use to white products the products is the big thing you'll make your hair siphon smooth and then you can message people like, come play with my hair. Hmm. That's one of my core memories.

I remember being, like, in Year 8 science, and I was sat next to this girl who was, like, obsessed with my really long hair. She'd, like, play with my hair in science. Really? Yeah. Because, like, that was the last time I had, like, quite long hair. And that was another core memory was there was this this Greek guy in my year.

And it was the only other dude who had to kind of hair similar to my texture. And we had this, like, little bondage. moment of like, yeah, I like your hair, man. And, yeah, it was I like your hair. I like your hair too. And then we just play with each other's hair, like little ringlets, you know? I like, no, the good thing

about having long hair is you just like playing with it. I love playing with my hair. That's what I've been doing all episode. Yeah, just boing it, boing. It has its benefits. Hmm. It makes showering quite a thing, though.

It's quite good I like it You know get it all back And I look like fucking Menendez From Black Ops too Yeah Awkward stage

You gotta just ride it out man That's it I think that's the end of the episode My uh My iPad's actually about to run out battery So Even if I wanted to Yeah

James's ass is like right in my face Oh The way See you next time Like, subscribe Bell, bell, bell That's right Yeah

Mommy made me mash my Yeah, man I know we're done with that Huh? Me me ma-mo Me ma-ma-ma-ma-mo Me-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mo Mommy-ma-ma-ma-moo Mommy-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-many-mas my m'am's

Mommy made me mash my m'am's Mommy made me mash my M&Ms Mommy made me mash my M&Ms Me ma'am-a-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-moh. Don't tickle. Good afternoon. Morning. Welcome to the part of the show

where we head over to Patreon and give a nice little shout out to our lovely little patrons who helps support the show and make the audio versions possible. Dibboids or above. Dibbys are above.

Dibbies are above. Not Dibboids. Not deboids. I'm sorry for confusing people. Yeah, this is the JAR patrons August 23. I'm going to read some names now. Big thanks to Alex made no sound. Jim made no squeak.

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Matt James's secret NASCAR obsession Mamma Manny Rants Chocolate Fart Scribblewa Bonkey

James's Mommy Dommy Dilf Sorry Milf Splink, Skeck, Magma Slug, Levy, Pearl Slug. Thanks, everyone. And a continuous thank you too, Dr. Deluxe Shabangu. I didn't make that one up. Oliver Holm Jarnby. Goonji Gunna.

I love Babo Bell. She is my queen. LeBron James excited for White Boy Wednesday. E. Enjoyer. Neo Theo. James' dad. Zell. Simon Steele. Review Tech USA, I got a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day.

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I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it again. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Autonomy, bro. Couldn't a slag flag flagon. Oh, foul affliction. Dyer, diarrhea's grip.

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