JAR Media Posdact - We Make a CALL - BroCast #17

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:14 Housekeeping 19:02 We Make a Call 29:57 Alex Predicted the Skibidi Toilet Movie 33:18 Mid Break 40:45 Character Creators & Roleplay 50:12 Where are the sagas? 54:24 Great Media we Don't Like 1:08:47 Mad Characters as Radiohead Albums 1:13:16 This JARling needs Advice...

Hurrah, hello, kua. I was eating a spani in an army in the morning light. I was sitting on my farm, tending to my chickens, tending to my rooster, tending to my cows. Then I saw a little wolf steal my sheep, went on a mission to save that sheep. Yeah. Oh honey Oh honey Welcome to the show

That's how easy it is brother We got the intro down We got the hatches We're not seeing them Oh they're coming around around where she comes They'll be riding six red horses when they... Goulene, Grolene, Grolene, Grolene, Grolene.

Soren, soren, sorein... Soren, sorein... I'm good in Ash. Right, Ash? I get scared of doing the intro, I get frightened. Okay. Let me teach you one thing with confidence. Hmm?

Repeat after me. me. Okay. Ready? Uh, ah, uh, uh,

hong, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Morning. Morning. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Oh night. Oh night. And welcome to episode 3,946. Welcome. Of JAR. Where I'm Jamie this time.

But I wanted to be Jamie this time. And your... Hemp. H-E-M-P, hemp. H-A-M-P, H-A-M-P or hemp? H-A-M-P. Ah yes. Like my secret crop no one's allowed to know about.

What? Sure, Hemp. That was a joke, police. It's all in good fun. It's all in good fun, police. No need to get silly, police. Yes. Just relax.

Just relax and enjoy. If the police could just relax and let the hemp grow in peace, then... I'll tell you what. If the police could just relax and check us out over on Patreon, at patreon, patreon.com, where our lovely Patrions get so many patriotic rewards. Oh, patronic. Yeah. I do like that.

Where the names get read out at the first or second week of every month on the jar fucking Those goofy names, there's crazy names. Crazy names, the what? No, what do you even? Those names that kind of make you go. What now? You know? I've done that more than three times.

Sometimes I've to pause it and go, hold up. Are we really allowed to say that? Am I going to get cancelled if I say that? I'm definitely getting cancelled for saying that one. Yeah, you're going to have to bleep this, but all the ones about... Cool of duty backups.

Mm-hmm. They kind of have me... Why now? Maybe we should calm this down. but let's relax over here we do things a little bit differently around here let's just get out

I don't know speaking of things doing things a little bit differently around here this episode sponsored by the geek cave go go geek cave go go geek cave we love Corrita jit

on roll beat the fuck out of that we love the geek cave we love the geek cave on roll yeah um you got the job group chat over there the goon chat no not that

definitely not not that um watch check out the red dead video check out the red debt video that's out there that's live got some good nice comments on there that will be coming up again in a moment um you know what bro we got just a fat housekeeping that i'm ready to you ready to delve ready to clean let's hear you ready to clean let's hear it depends let's hear do you want to start we got a choice here do want to start with the urgent factor or put a pin in the urgent factor and force them to wait what do you reckon force them to wait for now and don't have a time code for when it gets interesting so you want to end housekeeping with this okay right um in ordine 4854 says it's not related to

this episode but i loved that red dead too as they say i already put 100 hours into beating the game once Probably my favorite game of all time too, but that video convinced me to replay it. Love the editing throughout as well. Thank you. Thank you kindly. Yeah, check that out and there is a reason that I bring up the Red Dead, don't worry. J-Gon-Thematic, Themic, says 4102. We've never seen them like this before.

Be worried. Alex is cracking. Jim doesn't understand the danger he is in. Okay. Zapp. Coolman 8-816 said this. And before I say it, I need to try and remember, um... Oh, how did the melody go, brother?

How did the melody go? You remember! How did the melody go? Remember? There was something last episode I just kept humming, and you were like, no, that's just, uh, the Simpsons theme. Oh, God. Yeah. So yeah, b'n-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bh-h-h-h-h-h.

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, Zap Coolman 8-816 says, The Melody Alex is singing is the song Me, Myself and I, by G-Easy. By the way. G-Easy? Did he sample the Simpsons theme? Yep.

For some reason we brought up Lyme's disease, and there was a poor, I guess the Lime's disease. I guess the Lime's. Limes Jarling, wrote in. We got a Limes Jarling now? We got a live Limes Jarling over here, draggy slime. Not the insect jarling, but I do have chronic

Lyme disease and confirm it was delivered via tick. Don't want to sound preachy here, but as someone who has spent literally the last almost full year, nearly completely bedridden due to this disease, I implore anyone who has been bit by a tick or other bug to please do any in all your power to get tested and treated early for any

tick-borne illness. Absolutely miserable. Anyway, I love you, my sweet princes. Man, that's fuck. That's horrible. But we did. I've been a bit in a bit. You did it. You were lucky.

It must not have been a limser. Well, maybe I have limes. When you go in the sunlight, do you feel a certain sort of way? I don't know, because I might just be such a testosterone-fueled beast that I don't... That's always a risk factor. Well, I think it genuinely is, because I don't suffer until it's too late. What does that have to do with being a testosterone-fueled beast? Because I don't know that my...

body's in agony, you know? Because the testosterone's sort of putting it on pores. Yeah, the testosterone's just like, you're such a man that you don't even feel it. I've only got testosterone. I've got testosterone. The perfect combo of testrogen over here. But the insect giling wrote in as well on this exact same note, of course. Um, bellow jar, insect jarling here.

To clarify a point from the last episode, you can only get Lyme disease from infected ticks. There are other tick-borne diseases as well. The lone star tick from Texas can transmit bacteria that makes you allergic to red meat. Routrow. Anyway, if you're interested, here are some other celebs besides Justin Beaver that have gotten Lyme. Avril Levine. Uh, Amy Schumer, Alec Baldwin, Ben Stiller, and others. Anywho, I'm from the United States.

I'm from the United States and I spent the last two months living in Eastern Europe for environmental research. It's been a really great experience and I'm so glad that I ended up coming here. The impacts from the last century feel a lot more recent than they do in the US. From the destruction that occurred during World War II to the brutalist concrete buildings from the communist era that are literally everywhere, I've never felt such a proximity to these events in the United States. Also the fact that most of Europe just casually has giant Roman shit built like 2,000 years ago is so, so cool. Have you ever been to Central Eastern Europe? and would you ever go i've been to prime i've been primarily in budapest and it is a beautiful city would

highly recommend but a pest is in egypt you idiot dumb yeah can you get um can you edit in the damn cover but instead of it saying damn it says dumb dumb yeah with kendrick looking sad um um i don't think what counts as central Europe. I guess I haven't. I don't know, but like, I guess I hadn't considered that idea of like, we are spoilt with that where, yeah, like, for example, we grew up in Jersey Island where there's, like, World War II just battlements and, like, at the end of the war, they just, like, pushed a bunch of stuff off the edge of a cliff in Jersey. So when the, the sea would go low enough, you could just see, like, cannons and, like, all this random, like,

artillery stuff. Remember what I was saying about law? Exactly. That's, that's well-building. Environmental storytelling. Mm-hmm. exactly um and the same of like there's all sorts of like just random roman stuff we went to hadrian's wall hmm years ago yeah like just our well not it's not very tall because it's old as hell and it's all like falling down but it's just like a miles long wall that they built because they were like well this is as far as we got yeah so let's just build like a wall to prove it I guess and I hadn't

another thing I hadn't considered was that despite the vast like environmental landscape of the US you have lots of that to pick from when you're jumping around state like structurally it's there's gonna be similarities it's still under the same banner everyone's an American whereas like Europe it's like super like cut off oh yeah also climate wise like English houses are built to retain heat or at least the old ones were it's not so much the case anymore because it's getting hotter here um but you go to spain or the south of france totally different environment like because i i'd only been to france once before um the time i went recently actually went what like a month ago yeah um and the the first time i went to france it was like

this is kind of feels like English you know it's the the architecture and everything whereas when I went now it was like oh this this feels like Spanish with like a shot of England hmm so you get you're in the south of France right yeah south of France whereas the first time I went it was more northern yeah um so yeah you get all these like areas that influenced each other and then like the further away you go from one it like morphs into a different thing yeah it's very cool so for sure and on that kind of similar note speaking of americans we were doing the like cowboy accents and talking about that in some form last episode and we posed a question about these accents like are we just overdoing this is

this even a real thing anymore a bunch of people wrote in about that oh yeah yeah bethany 2849 can start us here. American here. I'm from Tennessee. We have a decent number of folks with southern accents, but they're not the majority in most parts of the state. I've met people with that accent y'all were imitating. It feels like a typically Gen X and older accent as southern accents often get lost or diluted with younger generations unless they grow up in an area where they're immersed in that accent. Side note, it's honestly hard for me to differentiate subtle differences in American accents. That's on you, though.

Yeah, that's interesting. That's sad, they. I feel like the southern accents are the best American accent. But just regional accents are dying. Yeah. Same thing's happening in the UK. Yeah. Regional languages are...

There's just, I guess they'll just eventually be the TikTok accent, and that's just what everyone will have. You know? There's a really, um, interesting, like, linguist guy. Hmm. Who is probably on TikTok. see him on YouTube. Um, and he talks about how like, um, social media influencer voice. Hmm. The hi guys, but blah, blah, blah, is like being morphed into regular. Oh, like people are

just speaking that way. Right. Yeah, because I suppose, yeah, if you're spending hours a day, like listening to people speak, you're just going to naturally mimic. Yeah, and that terms that are used um this this guy covers like loads of stuff and it's mostly is he also goes into like texting language and why um like boomers text way differently to yeah to younger people and why full stops are seen as like kind of passive aggressive and it's all these universal things that you pick up on but you're never taught you're never taught like yeah you have to into it yeah But when you see a full stop in a text, it means something. And he goes into why.

I mean, you can probably, like, figure it out, but, yeah. The kind of thing you know, but, like, hearing it being described is, like, oh, yeah. And it's, like, oh, that's why it's a universal, like, accepted rule that we intuit. Yeah. Italian, stallion, too, said, I've lived in the southern east. US... Thanks, please, for my entire life. And I find the accents around the area to be extremely interesting.

I don't have it myself, thank fuck, because I grew up in the suburbs of a large city surrounded by transplant kids whose parents were not from the south. But from living, traveling around the southeast, I've heard countless people have varying levels of the accent. The best example is when I worked in an office in South Carolina. At least 70% of the people in a moderately sized office had southern accents, and everyone had some sort of higher education.

It's just normal here. and you get used to it. But even I have trouble understanding sometimes when talking to someone from an extremely rural area. An intriguing part about this accent is the variety, because it's pretty unique to each region. South Carolina is different to Texas, which is different to the mountains in Tennessee slash Virginia, etc. The one that you guys do reminds me of the Foghorn Leghorn accent,

which is similar to how Henry McMaster, governor of South Carolina, sounds. Some examples. So we put two videos here with like examples of, one is an ad with like these funny accents in and one is this governor of South Carolina so listen to this

I'll just skip to him speaking well welcome everyone and thank you very much for joining us here at the University of South Carolina the Pastides Alumni Center and I Pasadis Alumni Center he's in Ireland I believe

I love that though that's so that's such a hammering muck master yeah yeah I like that and then the ad this one's a bit

a bit more abrasive um hey I'm coach Joe I just love my Hummer I really love my Hummer it's the best vehicle on the road being tough aggressive

and it represents everything that we want at Ole Miss I have my Hummer you need a Hummer tell them about it Jojo Mississippi they are here the new Rogers dabs and then Rogers, go get Hummer now.

He's that one going to go, James. Rogers' dads and Hummer like nothing else. New Age 3 starting at just 32,000. Like nothing else. I dig it. I'm there for it. Yeah, I love regional accents. I love Hummers.

Yeah? Well, I don't. I don't love Hummers. Yeah, I mean, but. Yeah, regional accents, it's an immediate character. Some form of identity is gained from having a regional accent. Whereas, like, I've got an accent from nowhere. Yeah, but I...

Because I'm from nowhere. What? Yeah. I... I hear a lot of English people, and I'm not going to, like, name anyone specific, specifically because it's not very fair but unlike YouTube and stuff where I hear their voice and it's just like you're from nowhere England the king no because that's like oh you're a fair you are bloody yeah you need to be um don't say that about our king yeah I won't I won't um unless you include the

word bloody then it's fine that's the royal decree bloody the king's not allowed to say bloody that's royal not on television but you know when he has his when he stubs his toe oh bloody bloody yeah um no it's it's more like a like a wealthy

Londoner's accent not like a not quite pish posh tosh I know the exact one you're saying yeah I know exactly what you're saying yeah that's it's just like I don't there's no history in that voice you know you're from nowhere but

lamely yeah you're not like the the cowboy you know cool cowboy coolie um other one lamely um other one lamely pretty much yeah nowhere cool nowhere no way fucking lamely

no way bloody lamely Well, bro I think it's time Um I guess we should probably answer a question Not just one question A million question Three hundred million questions

The four month question Is it been four months What we've been doing the broadcasts What is this If this is brocust 17 It's quite a few Five Five months

Yeah It's nearly the end of July. So I guess, yeah, this can be like a, I'm kind of like a mini topic out of this, I guess. Yeah. I'm going to call somebody up in a moment. A little mystery person. Before I do that, I just want to say,

I feel like there's this expectation with stuff online, especially a weekly thing like this. um where especially with how long we've been doing it sometimes things like happen in life you cannot anticipate um and that's complicated enough just living life anyway but then having the extra element of whatever this is and how long we've been doing this is something separate and there is a bit of an expectation i feel like with content online the oversharing nature can feel like oh some thing has happened in my life i have to say every single detail and lull call myself and just like because it's us guys you know like there's no division or whatever um yeah there's no line for peter

I think it's probably something that's been fostered by just like YouTubers since the dawn of YouTubers It's a parosocial thing

Yeah Because I do think it Kind of goes both ways Yeah And it's interesting From our perspective Where it's like Oh wow

We have We kind of have Like the keys To a narrative Right now If you say nothing Then that's a narrative If you say something

Then that's a narrative um yeah it's my same point with like how you dress there's no way you can not make a statement you know and it it's why there are people who have who are employed in just like I mean not to big us up as celebrities but how to put out like a message

yeah yeah just PR an audience yeah yeah yeah but the fact of the matter is sometimes there is like nothing to be said like sometimes sometimes there's nothing to be said until four months has passed

you know what I'm saying? Yeah or what was said to begin with is it? Because the truth was like we didn't fully know really yeah it was a very quick

it wasn't planned it was a quick adaptation we had to do very fast it makes me wonder if from the get-go it should have always been like a roll of the dice who's going to be here yeah because then it wouldn't be such like a big deal if like someone's gone for a bit you know it's like oh you know it's yeah like a interchangeable

my thing is like it's like you have these questions we're obviously talking about james um yeah people have these questions and whatnot and then my thing is like i i'd this is doesn't have value unless it's coming from the horse's mouth so I don't want to be like saying this stuff maybe I could have said more I don't know like I don't know but obviously

something needs to be said at a certain point because it's getting to like conspiracy Reddit posts now yeah it's like yeah when's moving forward to dropping and stuff like this it's just like relax

that's chill yeah um so why don't we hear it straight from the woods's mouth yeah don't know hello hello can you hear hi hello are we're just going to do a testing one two one two elix test testing testing one to smack all good hello hello yeah yeah i think it's the way i can hear you sick how are you going to call me um i'm doing well how are you doing how are you birthday how are you recording now yeah we're live right now so we're alive yeah we're like half an hour in we we had a choice like we knew we're going to do this and i gave jim the choice to like should we start housekeeping or end housekeeping with this and jim wanted to string everyone along and put at

the end so oh sure no that sounds sick i guess so good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen um i'm james i'm james i'm James, I guess. I'm semi-back. I guess it's worth saying that I've not been here the last few weeks. And there has many, many... Shit. People that...

They're getting conspiratorial, bro. They're getting, like, insane, like on the subreddit. You seen any of those? It's a straight-off conspiracy scene, I guess. Have you joined the baby-eating celebrities? Bro, you can believe the things I've seen. I went to France and it was like, oh no, there's a world out here. Yeah, you both been to France.

We have. We both been to France. And I guess I remember seeing comments. There was like, the return episode of James must be amazing. I can't talk about the things I saw. But I think one of the main things I should say is, you know, there's a lot going on behind the scenes. And I guess with me, I've, you know, I've been absent for a while and one of the things that it's worth saying there is that, you know, I'm actually, I'm in therapy now.

So, you know, there's a lot going on in my personal life and that is kind of why I have taken a step back from JAR for the, you know, for the foreseeable future while, you know, I deal with a lot of stuff behind the scenes. But, you know, I will be on on future episodes and, you know, just change it in the way I, you know, kind of approach JAR to make sure that, you know, we're getting the best stuff. out um because you know my relationship which i've been poopy and i've been a poopy boy so you know i will be on future episodes but it'll be just you know when it's good you know when you know we're doing a good at i will be on at times so there's no moving forward there's not we're just saying that too yeah so you know i i'm just you know dealing with a lot um so yeah we'll be on in the future and do you know something funny i just did you might have to beat fly about to say beep this if it needs beeping I just committed call of duty black ops what do you mean

um it just cost me 220 pound you know we're fine we're bawling yeah yeah cool of duty black ops um that's that's that's a whisk um i i think it would it would not be complete you know with a small segment of me being on the car so I didn't mention you something's got to be bleeped on that

that's why you're going to bleep it because you know you can't fuck over my guy I've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion I've finished it and I know it's a jar meme I've actually finished Neon Genesis Evangelian

I've watched End of Eva and you know I'm a changed man now I actually love that fucking show and I should probably admit that I've been stringing everyone along for years about how much I hate it and in reality I would fucking love it

and I always have Is that where you left for five months? Yeah, the therapy is really working I took therapy and then I just kind of clicked and I was like I'm going to get in fire I will be on in the future

I hope you have a good app and I hope every viewer is having a good time and you know I've been keeping up with the apps and that you know they're fine they're good I've been having a laugh and I just want to say I saw the art done by one of our fan artists of the web dead art

and that's fine that is amazing I love to see it I might get that printed yeah it's really nice to see so you know big up to payer pay a They're dead They're in the Twitter handle

But yeah Big that is cool as fuck So you guys have good up And I will be on shortly Have a have a sick one And make sure to have loads of giggles And happy ha ha moments Definitely

Try not to you next Smoke yourself out please Dude how the fuck did you know Yeah he's just saying all this stuff We've been saying like without me here Are you in the house? I just know It's the shared brainsville

I just know That's creepy dude But yeah Looking forward to seeing you back here Yeah, we'll be I will be back to Be contrarian And talk shit

You know as usual But Have a good one boys Love you both Love you all I love the viewers Have a good one And we'll be on

You too Love you both Me See you soon boys Take care See you soon Bye Bye

Can you leave me a no, no? Yeah, leave him alone. Yeah, I don't know. Probably makes sense for... Yeah, I mean... Like, what are you supposed to do at some point? He's alive? Yeah, he's...

Not dead. I'm pretty sure someone didn't have a gun to his head in that phone call. well it depends if my payment went through on it hmm beep that you don't even need to say it anymore I just can't help it

I would have it auto bleat um do you have anything else before the midbreak um I wonder if the wait let me just double check they're in nothing too correctly

yeah there's one thing one other thing before we go to mid break um it's not right I was joking about Jail predictions, right? A lot of our sick, twisted predictions just...

You know, I don't want it to happen, but they happen. Okay? I'm sorry. And there's a new one to add to this pile. Michael Bay is working on Skibbidi. Skibbidi TV and Skibbby movies. It's real. There's a variety article about it. Serious talks are happening.

It's real. Yes. Do you not believe me? Well, I mean, you, you said this to me yesterday. Yeah, we're playing a bit of Eldon Ring co-op. Yeah. And I, I kind of... You thought I was joking? Well, I was like... Oh yeah, that's gonna happen sort of thing.

Well, because you sounded genuine and then I was like, no, but that doesn't... There's no way. Yeah, that doesn't add up. Um, I did just load a variety article, but a lottery advert opened and froze the page, so that's cool. Let's try that again. Yeah, skibbiddy toilet films from Variety and TV franchise In the Works from Michael Bay, Adam Goodman.

Oh my God. This is like the worst website ever. Oh my God, and then I just... You're joking. Is it going to be implemented into the Transformers universe? I was kind of thinking that like... Because they got the big toilet, like...

It's already big, like, giant mecks and... Yeah. Is it like what one of the kids from Stranger things would be like, Ski-a-it-it-h. But I don't understand how they can do it like legally when it's like, it's G-Man and like, you know? Well, it's, is it G-man's face or is it just like one of the guys? Like the... G-man is in it. Bro, this website is actually impossible to access.

Look. Like... It just keeps going. What am I supposed to do? I guess I'm not going to read the Skibody article fuck it I mean what is there to learn anyway I guess I love to take

what you're saying at face value unless this was all like a crazy ruse where you open the lottery website buying lottery tickets I don't know what to do when I only ever read articles on my PC and I use that website that gets rid of like

you know like pop-ups and shit No, it's not even ad block I'm talking about. It's like websites like that where they have these weird filters and blocks, you can like kind of go through it. So you can actually read articles. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm saying? I don't read articles. I read headlines and then... Well, I'm feeling like I should go back to just doing that. You know, it might be easier life. Yeah, and it's way easier to be stupid. Way easier to make sweeping conclusions.

Yeah, sweeping conclusions and like... Also not care about anything. Mm-hmm. You know? Depend to nihilism. On that now, we'll see after these messages. Bye bear bear, buy bear bear, buy bear bear bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear.

Bear bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Yeah. The fates, brother. The fates. The fates, they play cruel games. I was just scrolling. While you were outside, dancing or jigging, or whatever you do out there.

I was scrolling, and this happened. An ad played, an ad played for Pepsi. Wait for it. No, no, no, no, no. How are there 24 cans of Pepsi for so cheap? How are they making a profit? Dude, they've plugged in. They're plugged in to you.

Oh, you're saying I got that ad because it's listening to my singing. No, you're singing. it because it's plugged into you it's brainwashed you every time you think of Pepsi yeah but bro bro you really can be high and mighty

on this when you you with that guy that damn guy DJ Callad got into you DJ Callag got into you at least Pepsi just got

to me, I like Pepsi. I like DJ Khalid. You like listening to his music. What's your favorite album? They didn't believe in us. Juice World did. You were saying, We the best music.

That's not the best music. I think that's a DJ Khalid song, so. It could be. Also, what's he advertising? I don't, I don't, I don't consume... Uh, co-labs with Drake. Tusha.

Yeah, are you team bu-ba-bada-bah, or are you team DJ Khalid? Um, Kendrick has co-labs with Drake. Yeah, and he's, he's apologised profusely. Has he? Uh-huh. By poeing on him. By pooing all over him. Maybe the fates aren't a lot of him.

cruel as I once thought, brother. That might be the coolest thing I've ever said. That might be the most awesomeest thing I've ever said. You know what, brother, perhaps the fates weren't as cruel as I once thought. This is pretty fine. What would be close? What would even be close? Second. Second place.

Son, this is what a hard cockling. Beep that. Why did I say that? What? In the full context. It made sense in context. It made, kind of. But at the same time, it was still fucked up.

That's what we say in the biz. Is a ba-ba-ba-ba-da moment. Yeah. Pretty much. That's a, um... wizard streamer barking at the wizard moment oh wizard streamer barking at the wizard moment

I know exactly what you mean by that and they genuinely do comma streamer barking at the wizard do you like in I nearly said it you said wizard I was gonna I said streamer barking at the wizard no no no the real fans of it will know but I've banned from saying it

so unless I hit a button so I don't want to say it wizard um I guess welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the community over on the suggestion thread on the subreddit not FNAF you can go over there

it's growing just profusely Yeah do some investigating I won't stop it's nearly at like 40K members Yeah And that's another thing going back to like The idea of like building narratives and whatnot Like now that we're directly responsible For creating a conspiracy theory

that being the real creator of fnaf which is james obviously and now that that's kind of take the roots you know those delicate seeds they've finally taken root they were they were a prissy seed early on they were prissy they were like uh very cherry blossoms very kind of particular requirements for UV light type mm-hmm that's just annoying UVs on exactly yeah just irritating

but once those once those roots take hold There's nothing, nothing, is going to free them. That shit is going to fly to the sky. Exactly. So, all I'm saying is every conspiracy theory is probably real. That's kind of what I'm concluding. Yeah, if you think it, then it's almost definitely real, you know? Yeah, you're definitely the first one think it too.

You know Murphy's Law? Remind me? If it can happen. It bloody well will. Exactly. I'm more of a bloody lore, enjoy. Bloody's law. The Lord of Blood.

Nope. Nihil. Not Moog. Is that his name? It is. Well done. I got one. I remember one name from it.

Let's go. Moog of the Mogwin Dynasty. Moog of the Mogwin Dynasty. I feel like that's who you'd align with in in I did like that's what my bill was when I like signed in I was like well I guess I'm a slave to this guy follower of him in reality what relation does he have with the fingers this is like really specific album ring stuff right now by the way if you if you haven't played that game double tune in if you don't know does he have something to do with the fingers um he hates the fingers oh right it doesn't give a shit

because I was I like I have this like 100 hour save on Eldham ring and I just can't figure out like my billboards, like, what I have and haven't done. I, like, went to the fingers and they're, like, fully erect, like, pointing up. Yeah, that's just endgame. That just means endgame. Okay. Yeah. Whatever.

Whatever. Whatever. My fingers are like this. Like, rock on? Yeah. Brutal legend, uh, spin-off. Yeah. Hmm.

Brutal legend was a game from, like, Yeah. That was fine. A game from 1986, when we were about, well, in our 30s, it was probably the best game on the market. Multiplayer was hard, hardcore. Multiplayer was hardcore and very difficult. Speaking of games and souls and whatnot, Rip Flu can get us going here. What is your process for creating your player character in games with fully customized protagonist?

Do you try and make an original character that you role play as, or do you try to recreate the character your own image. I have the gut feeling that you just, that you try to get freaky with it. Maxing out sliders left and right. Who's you? Both of us? Yeah. Yes.

No, I like to be cool. I like to be a monster. I like to actually be a, like a nightmare. Like, it got so bad that the last time we briefly played Red Dead Online, right? I think I had, I think I said something to you like I think I've gone too far this time

yeah and I was like yeah you've gone too far every time but this one's truly too far yeah no because my one on console that guy that guy was cool barefoot running around with that poncho one wild beard and hair yeah no a poncho with no shirt

no shoes no shoes only a knife yeah you just like butcher people in the streets it was no it was awesome like you go into a firefight and like you're playing proper and then you just see this guy run in from the side and just tackle someone. I do have one really cool clip in the woods when we were doing like an actual mesh and it was like cinematic as fuck. But this latest one of yours is an abomination and like when I'm playing a game, I want to be able to somewhat relate to not in the I'm cool because I said I like to play as cool.

but like I want it to at least resemble a human because there was some comments on the reddit video that were like, why did you make your Arthur so ugly? And I was like, I just put him in like a funny hat and he had like, I like giving him a mustache that goes like, it's just like an enormous mustache. Yeah, yeah. There is like my canon Arthur hair.

See, that's my favorite way to customize a character like Geryl or Arthur where it's like, have a character. You're not building them from scratch. But yeah, it's like, what would this character feasibly look like? Right. Yeah. Because there's some haircuts in The Witcher that are like...

What? Yeah, so why would he have his hair cut like a emo from the 90s? You know? Because there's someone out there that wants that. Well, yeah. And people go to the extent of like modding Red Dead to have certain hairstyles for Arthur and stuff. But, like, I, yeah, I don't really care, to be honest. Like, especially in the Souls games, I like making monstrosities,

because your head's always covered anyway, really. Yeah, for the most part. I like to know that it's, like, my main Eldon Ring guy just kind of looks like he fits the part. Like an old European type. I just like, I'll normally default to it. I like old, like, skeletal, creepy dudes of, like, huge beards

yeah what's that say about me I don't know what's that say about me go to therapy, find out so when I play Red Dead Online I don't know if you've heard of it

but show me your creative characters here are some clips when I play you need a specialist well there's actually a new sack that's just opened up the gaming psychology division

yeah headed by that gamer g-g guy um one one character i fucked up with uh when i so i i haven't mentioned but like i i've been gradually getting through new vegas oh christ i was going to say that and james was on the phone after you mentioned either it was like you got a new vegas thing to say as well um yeah i can't remember what it was but i think it was but i think it was the Fallout show made me be like okay I'm gonna get a proper go this time it's like nothing else was really out at the time you played a fair chunk huh yeah I've I've played it a lot but my character I don't know if you guys have seen the guy who has made these like

divorced dad's Yu-Gi-o cards it's this just fictional card game he's made but it's all like divorced dad-isoms and I made my my Fallout character like exactly like him Like this YouTuber by accident. Oh, by accident's a good one. Yeah. But once I saw it, because I also had the perk stupidly where you gain like a perk in something for wearing glasses in perception, but you lose perception if you don't wear glasses.

And this YouTuber wears glasses. And the glasses that I had in the game looked just like the glasses. He wears, at least in some of his videos. That's fate. Yeah. and that sounds I don't know if I was just being randomly cruel to this guy

because I was like I fucked up but yeah it's it enriched my New Vegas playthru in the end oh good because it was like imagining his voice

on my character saying the lines and yeah but it was just a total accident the only one i genuinely get into with this kind of thing is the excom geese tactics thing you're like naming all these people yeah yeah um yeah i always use like really dark like just horrifying names for all my characters um that really aren't appropriate probably but

they're funny like normally you know abstein um see i'm i'm i'm way lema with that shit like i just have, when I played X-com I just had like Mad Max characters Hmm But I'd call them like Max Rockatansky Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah Mad Max 3 Thunderdown Yeah And instead of I've blanked on her name Beyond Thunderdame Furiosa's like

actual name Charlie Yeah Charlie Do you mean actual name Furiosa Charlie? I don't know.

Mary Joe Basser. When is that? What law am I missing? What vid have I not watched? It's in fucking Fury Road. Or at least that's her mum or something. I can't quite... But do you remember when she meets the old ladies?

I'm like... Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's like, I'm Mary Jo Basser of the many mothers. Probably couldn't understand them because of their wacky accent. She says it and she's got an American accent. Nah, whatever. Wait, she's South African actually, isn't she?

Who? Charlese's their own. No, she's in the plains by airs rock, so I'd say that makes her an Aussie. Okay. What do you think about that? Yeah. Why do the war boys have American accents, or some of them do? I love ingee on the winky road.

Because it's fun. That sounded incredibly Australian. No, but like the British guy, he doesn't... What British guy? You know? Inky on the Binky Road! The guy who says that, you know, the guy who says... But he's got kind of an Australian twang.

No, but he's British. He is British, so he was probably putting that on, right? Yeah. What? But he does sound Australian in the movie. I'm saying like... Inky I Binky on the Binky Road! No, he sounds British as how when he says that shit.

Yeah, he does sound British when he says that. go Vinky on the Vinky Road Why it's just I think I think what the reason Fury Road is so good is because that's all the story needs to be

ABA But he just nailed it Like every film should be ABA Yeah You don't need to be complicating shit No seriously Like I was watching this annoying three hour long

Western by Waterwell guy Horizon it's called And most of it's really boring But this is one segment where all it is, it's not even ABA, it's just A.B. It's just like, you know, the classic, it's like millions of wagons just going somewhere. The Oregon Trail? Basically, yeah, they've just got to get somewhere.

And there's like, there's people tracking them, stuff like that. And it's like, this is cool. Yeah, make that the movie. It's simple. Like, yeah, movies, yeah, exactly. You just got to get A to B, Lord of the Rings. Yeah. A to B to A.

I mean, you could even argue, like, Star Wars to an extent. Yeah? Because they go back. Yeah, just go... A to B to A. They go, like, A, B. A, B. They go A B, A B.

They don't go back to Tatooine, do they? I need the button. I stop myself at Wizard. Fuck sake. Um... Yes. Gramey Jane says, since... Sting 3, each episode that isn't Sting 4, depresses me.

The miniseries format just adds that little bit of extra spice that really tickles my tum-ton when I chuck an episode on. So I beg of you to return to cheeky little serieses like Sting-Gie. I can't wait. I'm just not going to read that episode. We can start a new one. I have one written down. Do you remember, like, the context of this?

just says um renown part one of five and swing part one of five so delete swing but you like renown yeah renown's cool swing has implications

the swinger episode that shit's fucked swinging I mean like people do as as you will in this free world do you ever seen the lutherau

the swingers yeah that's a hardcore one yeah and is it i don't know man i feel like uh you know like there's all these symbols and things that apparently like yeah if you're a swinger like if you put like a flamingo yeah plastic flamingo um all of florida yeah all the whole state of florida's are swingers yeah that's how um but they don't just swing with humans. The scary swamp creatures, that's where they will come from. Yeah. Yeah, I

think some people need to imagine just like telling their younger self, this is what I this is what you do. And then imagine their younger selves reaction. You know?

Oh right, if you're like, this is what you're going to do. Hello, younger me. You are going to be a swinger. But then this is the time travel problem they're right, because then isn't that what I've been in response to that? Well, that's why I'm saying, imagine it.

Don't actually invent a time machine and go back and tell you're younger self. No, but I'm saying, in doing that, you might delete that ever happening because you going back and telling yourself will be like, well, maybe I don't want to do that and I'm not going, I'm going to do everything in my power to not do that now.

Because myself from the future said, I'm gonna be there. Yeah, I mean, if that's the reaction of your younger self, then maybe that, like, should tell you that you shouldn't be doing that. Or by trying to resist what my future self presents to me is ultimately what makes it happen. Yeah. But yeah, they're like, what's swinging, Google swinging, finds out what it is, really likes it. Well, I think like the new, have you seen like Google AI? Like now when you Google something it's just like AI reckons it might be this

Yeah, that's what that is Yeah, like that's the new standard So it will be like Swinging Yeah, AI reckons that swinging might cure this thing You've just Googled All right And then you've swung a little bit too

Far beyond your arm's reach, haven't you, over there? Yeah, unless you find something that you love And then there you were swinging like tarzan who am i to judge i personally for me like if if the mean now found out that me at like 50 60 was doing that i'd be like wow um interesting i'm really disappointed and i might my what i'll let people just like they can end the sentence for you. I like doing that sometimes. Future me can end

the sentence for me. You can come through the portal like flash warning that man. Broach! Don't sign the contract! Don't sign the multi-film! The acrimas says, what are some pieces of media

where you can admit, objectively, that they are good, but can't seem to enjoy? For example, I can admit that Half-Life 2 is one of those important and influential video games. You fucking suck. But no matter how many times I play it, I find it boring. Similarly with Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin,

while they've inspired artists I adore, I couldn't see what the hype was about when listening to some of their albums, even though I felt like I was supposed to like it. Would be interesting to hear some of your examples, cheers, and Murskster replied to that saying, not going as far as to say I don't like it, but I'm the same way with Dark Souls 1. I appreciate the level design, especially early on,

and love my first playthrough, but other than that, I don't enjoy playing it, enough to want to replay it unlike the other Souls games. Yes, even Dark Souls 2. Oh my fucking God. They're upsetting you over there, bro. You have one of these, though, that they would hear and go, in the same way you're re-h-h-h-haying right at them. No, Doom 1.

That game fucking sucks dick. It's not objectively good, it fucking sucked. There you go. Oopsy-Dazy. No, but, like, for this to work, you have to objectively, you have to believe it's like a good. game. Yeah, I've got some. I've got one. Deus X

2 fucking... Yeah, I can throw that in. Human Revolution. No, mankind divided. I know that shit rocks, but... It's the tiny heads for me. I just can't get over the tiny head. No, that's human revolution. Oh, whatever. I'm just going to stop speaking. But it just feels

a little bit dated, and I totally 100% could play through it, but sometimes... It's probably a mod to makes it like play like Apex Legends or something If everything played like Apex Legends Then the world would be happy But apparently that game is fucking dick now

Life Service Curseman is impossible To always be on top For me Witch 3 And Cyberpunk to be honest Just CD project games All two of them All two

I did try Witcher 2 as well witcher two is probably one for me then again i don't know if i'd go as far as to say it's like objectively good true whereas three i'd be more confident with that what the fuck does that mean what does objectively good mean because you know you know like to to a 47 year old dad who has one hour every other day to play a video game yeah dark souls is going to be fucking shit for him and he's valid it's it's like not a good game for him yeah so something like cod that might be perfect for him and that's fine like that that's the point of like having a

different audience base like i kind of disagree with with the question oh i see i see whereas i do have some answers that i do feel like fall within the bounds of this question yeah but it's i feel for you it's more games that logically you should like but for whatever reason you don't and you can't put to words why yeah

I actually put cold in there really yeah which one like I've tried I tried when cold was good on warfare 2 black ops 1 I did play them Yeah. I genuinely tried.

Yeah, you did. I even tried the stupid battle, jumping out the battle bus bullshit. Yeah, you didn't really give it a proper go, though, did you? No, but I knew. No, that's not enough time. Um, I would say, this one's a controversial, I've got a couple controversial ones. Left a two. Wow.

Yeah. Okay. That's a game, I think, is objectively well designed. Love all the stuff they did with the audio. Love the character. design, love the music, love all of it. Don't like playing it. I've never cared about that. Think

about it. I've never really cared about it. That's insane to me. Just being honest, bro. Okay. Just being honest. Resident Evil 7 and 8. Tried in both. Perspective just doesn't agree with me.

Don't like that feels. Simple as that. You're getting pissed off over there. Yeah. No, I do find it a little bit frustrating when someone says they don't like something, but they don't say why. Would you want me to indulge? Yeah. On which one?

Any of them? Left for Dead two, especially. Okay. Yeah. sure what doesn't work for you um i don't know i just don't find it like a uh a hook there for me to get me playing it in any any way beyond the like surface level

jumping in casually playing it um i don't know there's i mean that's kind of the point i mean like you can play harder difficulties and stuff but it's it's not something like that you'd grind yeah I know I'm not saying that's what I'd want from it either I'm just saying I've never been like for me I would never I would never ever play left at two

ever like I just never going to play that game so if if I was like yeah do you want to just hop on left of the two for like well yeah if it's the Lord of the Rings mod then not it's yeah Leff of the two's got with the mods man no I'm saying

I'm trying to I'm trying to be fair and honest here. Yeah. And I'm serious. Like, I've barely, like, I've owned that game for a long time, like, I, when everyone, when it was at its peak and everyone was playing it, like, I would play it a bit, but deep down in my heart was like, this ain't my game.

This ain't my game. But what do you mean? Ain't my game. Like, you didn't want to be playing. Like I play Portal 2, right? Yeah. Valve. That's my game. Mm-hmm. I feel it, and I'm like, everything, everyone is saying about this, I'm right there, right there with.

Yeah. Put on left there too? Nah. Do you mean like you, when you're playing it, you'd prefer to be playing something else? Yep. Right. See, that I can understand more. Like, you like it less?

And I don't, the actual, like, second to second gameplay, I don't love the, like, feel and feedback person. I'm sorry what you wanted me to indulge yeah no I and I haven't played it in a very long time I was just going through my list and was like you know if I'm being honest with myself you don't want to play it again is what I'm saying yeah yeah why is that the one that stands out but you're fine with like Witcher 3 in cyberpunk because we've had that conversation a million times I still don't understand why I don't know

But that's what I'm saying is that that's why I chose it for this question Is that I would never ever say that game is remotely bad in any way I think it's actually incredibly well designed Left for Dead 2 Oh right yeah But you do have issues with cyberpunk I do have serious issues of Witch 3 in cyberpunk Yeah I mean I've got serious issues with The Witcher 3

I've been playing it recently Oh really? Yeah, it's a game like the story and shit is so long Plus if you want to get like the side quests and stuff which are all juicy as fun It's kind of The thing I've discovered with New Vegas And I guess one of mine could be New Vegas Because there are moments where and I've told you about this

Where like I don't want to want to be playing this game yeah like it's really pissing me off like it feels like dick but these games require you to be played by the game as much as you're playing the game yeah and i feel like out of all these into artistic mediums there's something unique about games where i don't know how many times i've had it where like the first 30 minutes just the way something feels. There's almost something abstract about that where it's like, if this clicks with me, then I'm like, I'm here. I don't even really care, like, the sequence in which you're going to show it to me. Like, I love how this feels. I just, I just want to stay here

experiencing this loop. If it shows you the loop, and then after it's showing you the loop, you're kind of like, this loop's fine, but am I really going to do this for 50 hours? We're in the Witcher 3's case, like 200. Whereas for the Witcher, for me, where it's like, if I wanted to engage in that universe, I'd just read the books personally you can't read well that would make it tough but there's always audio

audiobooks right yeah true um see that that's where I disagree because in the case of the Witcher in the case not so much I actually really enjoy the gameplay of cyberpunk now

especially with the most recent update I think it's way better than like the Witcher gameplay was yeah yeah heaps better oh it's so much leaps and bounds um and definitely new vegas uh where it needs this investment where your the story is so good you feel like you have so much agency in every aspect yeah that you forgive jank you forgive um game feel it's not that's what everyone said about a witcher three for me though right that's all about that choice and the story and

like the consequence of your choices yeah yeah um but then you got to play it and you're like slipping around on the like molasses they they did improve the feel of gerald you can choose between like slippery gerald or um alternated where it's like more raw input okay um so that's not so bad but still like the combat and i'm playing the witcher three on the hardest difficulty so the combat is like kind of fucked um it's not very well balanced and the feedback's bad yeah but when it's a tool to get you from point a to point B um because it's there's kind of an inverse problem in cyberpunk where they made the gameplay of such quality that sometimes in dialogue parts i'll be like I kind of want to just be shooting dudes

But I'm in like a half hour section It's narrative And they do a thing in cyberpunk is annoying Where like You follow NPCs a lot And always walking real damn slow What are walking so slow? And in the Witcher that's not a problem

Because every MPC that you have to follow matches your speed But in front of you So like when you sprint They sprint just a little bit faster In front of you So I don't know why they bugged it But I did notice that

That's something like I know it's completely in a cell but something I didn't mention in the Red Dead video that that thing they do with like the voice changes depending on how far you are away from the character and they start shen the spider man when he's swinging on the phone that's the first time I noticed it was in Red Dead yeah yeah and being like he threw are you fucking real um another one though I got two more middle earth shadow of war again not objectively good not objectively good a sea of thieves as well again not objectively good like i say that is more so than shadow war like see if thieves like have you seen like some of the stuff you can do in that game like how cool that game is yeah there's some awesome stuff um the it's just too much a commitment for me you need like you need like a crew you need a crew who are playing it

consistently for the same time yeah and you're like yeah i'm like yeah i I don't like commitment games. No. As in like getting time for me to play video games is enough of a challenge other than like, oh this is a game I have to play with other people

and like if I don't play with them I'm going to miss out it's FOMO shit, I'm like I'm not dealing with it. Yeah. I'm just so, yeah, the I think the games industry post pushed me to such a breaking point that it actually destroyed the whole idea of a sun can cost fallacy to me well like it just doesn't work like it just straight out like I can just filter it now where it's like even if I bought something and played it for a couple hours and

I'm like not really loving it's like I will just abandon it and be like I don't I don't care like you suck whatever like I'll just start something on Netflix if it's not jail with me in half an hour it's like fuck you then I'll just find someone else It's not like we're shorter stuff to filter through. Especially on Steam. Mm-hmm. Um, right. There's two more here.

With the last one, I'm prefacing, I'm warning you now, even before I get there, that it's, like, it's vile to the point where, like, I'm putting it at the end for this reason, okay? But it's also kind of like, it's vile in a way that's jokerish and, I don't know, we'll get there in a second, but first, hog size. It says bear to the bear Beautiful Bros of the Meadows And again We haven't done one of these in a while But this one got me And I most

I kind of wanted to just hear your answer What Radiohead album would each of the Madagascar crew be Who's in rainbows Start there Is that Is that Julian?

No it's not one of the main four Julian is the Bands you really yeah it's like the reason uh no yeah you can't do it

I feel like to me the Bens is the most accessible album of those out of all of them more than in rainbows yeah have you listened to it yeah it's like just rock like grungy grungy like 90s sound i guess it's just like i like to move it move it like it you know but you're forgetting the main

four characters though in there no i'm not because alex is obviously Pablo honey yeah it's what creep on it yeah yeah yeah that's correct that's it that's all it needs um is marty in rainbows no marty is um and i hope i get this right amnesiac with how to disappear completely because he disappears into the crowd of

other zes oh wow yes yes yeah yeah that is marty and i hope it's amnesiac and not kid a because they're kind of jumbled in my head yeah I don't know I can never pull songs from albums really

moon shape pool has anyone got that one I mean shape pool I feel I'm feeling Gloria on that one yeah yeah that works I've got nothing to add to that

I've got a crazy one there more is the latest the smile album yeah yeah I feel that Kind of Radiohead, but it's not. Yeah.

You know? Like, you wouldn't notice if it wasn't there. But you are glad it is there. You're very glad it's there, yeah. You realize how crucial. I didn't realize how much I needed that. Yeah. Yeah.

And giraffe guy. Melman. Yeah. What's left? Because in rainbows has to be someone. Maybe... Oh, we're not giving it to anyone. No.

Maurice? Yeah, um... Yeah, we've given a moon-shaped pool to Gloria. In rainbows are still up in the air. Amnesiac you gave. did you give someone that yeah amnesiac was just go on the album claim no you're wrong fuck kid a kid a is is marty kid a is everything that's right place and how to disappear completely fuck fuck uh uh they were sequentially sequentially

no they weren't i'm just going to shut up um okay computer did you say that no i haven't had a okay computer that's Melman then yeah because he's not in rainbows no it's way too good no the penguins

oh shit yeah yeah yeah they're in rainbows yeah yeah but their movie fucking eats dick that's fine that's just that's in Rainbow's disc two okay fool

glad we were you glad that was getting scary that was getting stressy oh stressing me up Wow, yeah. Okay, so now I'm gonna end on this just vile nonsense horror. I remember being discussed, no, but you'll like it bro, don't put the mic down, I need your input on this. Okay. Typical laugh 3593 says this and I want to show you that's his Reddit profile picture.

Just to preface this, hello jar. I'm having a bit of a diarrhea dilemma right now. No, I'm not joking, I'm serious, I need your advice. This is fuck, Roe. Recently, my parents have been mad at me for using excessive amounts of toilet roll. Me and my brother have somehow gone through a whole nine pack of toilet paper in just over 24 hours. 24 hours! My mum blames it on me because she knows I wipe the most, which is correct.

On the night of writing this, I've done three shits and I've noticed skitties in my pants. And my parents got mad at me for stealing toilet paper. from downstairs. My main hypothesis for why I'm like this, all of a sudden, is because I've started to up my calorie intake for muscle growth in a surplus. I've done this by doubling my fruit intake to two apples, two bananas, and a packet of raisins. I think I'm eating too much fiber, that it's turning my shits into soft serve ice cream. I want to get my calories in healthier, but fruit clearly isn't the way. I'm gonna have to switch to boiled eggs and protein squares. It's either that or my asshole leaks fucking shit everywhere. If you have any solutions to this problem, please let me know. How much toilet paper do you go through? And what is your wiping technique?

Hope Agu sees this because I bet he would know some tips. No, I think now why I understand why Spanish households use bidets. It's because they have a high fruit intake, thus making their poo sloppier. This means wiping isn't enough, so they have to resort to blasting water up their asses. You're sincerely Harrison Franklin. Thank you

Harrison. Yeah, eat fucking less fruit. Jesus Christ. You answered the question with your question. Yeah. He's proud. Yeah. He likes this.

He did it on purpose. He's like, oh no, I've been shitting myself. Now what am I going to do? Oh, that is grim, though. Two apples, two bananas and raisins That doesn't even sound like that much Yeah, when you say it like that

It's like five It's five a day What else do you eat? Is that all you're in? There's something else going on Yeah, there's more going on That's a lot of toilet paper though bro I'm not gonna give you wiping techniques You gotta learn

Yeah, that's obscene I don't think your issue is the wipe Yeah Also if it's like wet like that And you didn't even mention like what is brother's doing is you doing the same thing like why is it the whole brother thing like I'd forgotten because of the rest of it but like why did that even come why did you even mention the brother because you think it would be too excessive amount of toilet

paper otherwise no it's excessive either which way way too much poo way too much wiping not enough paper fuck you Stop it Eat bread I don't know Well yeah Eat other shit Like

Also that That isn't gonna help With muscle growth Is you thinking What's his thought process I mean like calories will But The term

A balanced diet Right Hmm If you want to increase calories The best way to do that is to just, like, increase everything. Yeah. But if you just want calories, surely, it would just be, like,

let a top of ice cream melt and drink. Well, that's if you want to get, like, fat. But that's just, if pure ultimate calorie is just in, isn't that the most efficient way? Probably. Yeah. I don't know what would have more calories than that. Well, do that before you do it.

Well, no, don't, like, definitely do that. No, that's going to go to the same place. Do you think you'll be as poohy with that, though? I mean, I would be poohier. Drinking a tub of ice cream every day. I have genuinely thought about it. Really? Just get huge, man.

Just drink. Ice cream. Dude, you would hate it by, like, day two. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah. So what? Eat a tub of ice cream a day, though.

Well, that's easy. I do that anyway. Yeah, I mean If the only thing this guy has increased There's fruit Then Like he's a baboon Yeah

He could be a baboon, we don't know He could be a fucking Gibbon Whoever was on naming duty that day Just nailed it Yeah And gibbon And gibbon

And garrillo All of the apes I've just perfect names. Monkeys, yeah. Monkeys, a perfect term. Yeah. As is monk. Monk, yeah.

It's confusing at first. What, are you related to monkeys? Do you study monkeys? Are you cheeky like a monkey? You're going to steal my wallet like a monkey? You're going to steal my fruit and then shit yourself like a monkey. But no. Or like a jarling.

They're more of the opposite. it. Monks are anti-monkey. Anti-the, not like they're against monkeys. Moncton. Reverse monkey. Moncton. Is that what it was called Moncton? The place?

Yeah. Yeah. It was named after monks. Yeah, Monctown. Oh, is that? Moncton, Monctown. Moncton Farley. That is, like, a, oh, I stumbled into Moncton in Aldermring.

Yeah. There's all these, like, Scary. Scary monks. In Alderman, there probably would be monkeys. Yeah, monkey monk. Yeah. I don't know, bro.

I don't know what's happening anymore. Wow, there's a monk town. I'm in monk town. Studying for the monk exams. I'm a monk. For the monk exams. Oh, and the king monk is like an orangutan, but they just haven't figured out yet.

they just think he's old it's like a sitcom yeah they call him plate face shaved head yeah he's got plate face when do we get our plate face is plate face

in due time when the fates allow does he talk like that or does he just go like when the face hello maybe some sign language

yeah Dr Zias Dr Zias I wonder I wonder how many times we've referenced the Simpsons Not very many We did the whole like reference Like how many times

If they brought up Fallout and Skyrim and Oh yeah yeah Starfield and Starfield Yeah once just then I saw in my YouTube recommended It was like the Starfield video See you played that whole last game

But you won't play The Witcher 3 Yeah but the difference is I won't say that Starfield is good. But it was worth your time? Yeah, yeah. No. No, more than. Not at all.

Yeah, but it went, Neur-de-near-de-le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le... This is me after I diss you with the... That game was super disappointing. Disappointing, it was always going to be dick. Huh? Were you actually expecting it to be good? No.

But I wanted it to be good, for some reason. Have you ever tried doing this? I was born in that position. I pretty much invented that. Came out of it. Why is he so chill? Born chill. He's not crying.

And he's chill. Like, that's one of the things on my feed is, like, this guy. That's his whole gimmick. He's just chilling. He, like, wears this napster. bag, he just walks around chilling. It's weird how people have to have like a thing.

Yeah, but not just like a, yeah, a gimmick of a gimmick. Yeah, it's like a hyperfixation almost. I am my napster bag. That's who I am. Yeah, but I'm also like the guy who... I'm the TikTok shop.

Bloody hell. You won't realize. Holy shit. These cans of phanta? Oh my god. 25p each Holy shit TikTok stop me