JAR Media Posdact - We're a Package Deal! - Corncast #5

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode five of the Corncast. I'm your host Alex, joined today by Miranda Keys, Spartan Locke and Arbiter. Why'd you look at me? In this beautiful forest we're currently in. Why have I been the only alien? I'm the alien. I just said,

wear it so easy. I'm Miranda Keyes because Miranda's my... Yeah, before we go into the episode, shout out to the JAR Media patrons over at our Patreon for supporting us in the audio version of the show possible.

What happened in this last depressing week? I don't know about you guys, but I'm really getting bored of this now. We got sick of quarantine on earth, and now we've come to this gorgeous, lands. escape absolute beauty and uh you know even mars is in the background it's it's truly incredible out here something really tickles me about james's delivery whenever he turns around and he like slows down and to pronounce gorgeous every time you do it it's hilarious

every time tickles me something um quarantine is is kicking me it's uh it's it's it's I don't like it. We're just a month now, right? It's been a month. No, I thought we were three weeks. What? It's been like weeks. We're in week five now, aren't we?

I thought this was the first week. Yeah, I thought we were in the first day. Yeah, my timeline's all messed up, I'm afraid. No, I, like, every, like, the only structure I have in life at the moment is actually, like, working from home. When, if I'm not doing that, I would have no clue what he's kind of going on anymore. because it's just like wake up, work, play games till like 10, 11 o'clock sleep and that is just life at the moment. Well, I enjoy waking up in the morning and checking social media and just disassociating because I just can't believe what I'm reading. Like the other day when Potus said about injecting disinfectant into the bloodstream, whatever, because it will clear out your lungs.

And I was like, no way, that has to be like a spun headline or something. And I watched the actual clip and, oh my God, he actually did say that. I had the same exact reaction. I just thought, no, it's going to be something that he didn't actually say, but because it's him. So he said it when he just straight out of it. And then the like putting out fires was to say he was being sarcastic. Nothing about his tone was sarcastic. It's hard to believe we're in the timeline we're in

I know It's like how can you even satirize any of this anymore So we don't even need things like South Park anymore Because like it's more ridiculous in reality than In any fiction Oh and Kim Jong-un just today Might be dead, might not, don't know Oh really?

We might know by the time this posts Well because I mean It's been an ongoing story since yesterday He had some kind of surgery His health has never been good and now China are sending some top doctors over to advise on the situation

To bring him back from the brink Frankon Frank Jong Frankon Frankoon Frankoon Oh dude So pretty ridiculous

This is like a South Park episode isn't it There is a pandemic The President of the United States is advising people to inject disinfectant into their bodies and the Korean North Korean leader might be dead, might not and the year began with a horrific fire that plagued Australia

yeah the likes we haven't seen it's just insane yeah but didn't Australia have like an insane amount of wane like at the moment it finished as well well that's what finished it yeah crazy

no but there's more that happened like than that it's like every month something big has happened and then we've been hit by COVID and it's like an ongoing thing. Yeah. Well, why don't we talk about something that isn't the horrific state

of the universe at the moment? Like the absolute gorgeous landscape we have here. I'll tell you something I've killed a bit of time with in this last week was I re-watched the first season of a true detective.

Oh, yeah? What a fucking great. fucking perfect to show that first season I didn't like season two and I didn't I didn't watch season three but that series it's like the best

single season of anything I think that I've seen I didn't remember it was it being as good as it is it really is good I mean it obviously benefits from the fact that the single season is a self-contained story as well

exactly yeah they have that you know like everyone's jerking off Chernobyl and saying it's like the best miniseries miniseries it's good but I don't think it's like as good as true detective season one if that counts it definitely counts

true detective season one counts even though technically it's not a mini series I mean then again no no fuck it it can be a mini series because band of brothers has considered that because it's only one season that's a mini series it's 10 episodes so fucking it's so long that show and then the

Pacific is also considered a mini-series. So, yeah, true to take to season one can be considered that. Yeah, I'll argue for that. Yeah, I hadn't seen it since it came out, and it is really worth going back to. I'm really enjoying that at the moment, like just re-watching things

like with a slightly more developed brain, so I actually pick more subtleties up than just like the most baseline shit that I would have when I was younger. Yeah. I've not been watching but been playing old things with hindsight

and a different view on things but I don't want to derail this episode into why the uncharted series is not that fucking good quite yet yeah we can talk about that in the question segment later because we'll have something relevant to that which I'm sure will be our answer for it

but yeah aside from that I've I've delved back into the Bioshock franchise guys. I played all of Bioshock 1 because I somehow never did that back in the day. And it is as good as they say. It still is good to this day. And I even, I also replay Bioshock Infinite, which I always had issues with when I was younger, but I don't know, I really enjoyed it this time. I really like the story and all the political commentary and all of the kind of evening.

Yeah, proving I was right the whole time. It does definitely have issues. Bioshock infinite, it's not as succinct as Bioshock and the setting isn't nearly as good, but the whole infinite aspect of it, I think, and the, the universe, the parallel universes thing, is just a mind-fuckery type thing that I quite enjoy at the moment. Because I've been watching devs as well, which is all about like the different timelines and everything, which I like breaking my brain with thinking about. So it's hard to predict when to next speak, because you don't...

No, I like the up pregnant paws. Because people must look down at their phone and be like, oh, must have stopped down, leave. Wait, can we all just go silent for, like, so? No, if you honestly think through detectives is the best series you've watched and you haven't seen Neon Genesis Evangelion. The greatest mastermind of... So I watched Oceans 11.

I've watched that film. yeah um yeah it's fine yeah it pissed me off every now and again uh oceans 12 will make you angry it's oh really yeah what about ocean's 13 they oh i think that one's actually better than ocean's 12 apparently okay i've got half these or oceans 12 funny would recommend yeah it's weird um like the the the way george cluny and brad pit interact with each other really gives me like uh marvel character vibes like the way that yeah they're like

their little jokes and stuff that type of humor it makes you feel like you've known them for as long as or you want to get to know them to the extent yeah it's that sort of cheap like way of characterizing remember that job we did in Hong Kong

it's Nate and Sully rescued me from that nest of Dungars that That business on Canton Emody You Um... Um... And

Rubin and I have been playing a divinity Original... I just tried to add without me They've been playing it Without me. Yeah, because you never buy anything games, yeah. Yeah, true.

I own it. I bought it because I thought we'd play it. And I've just been a brand. You didn't buy it. You just downloaded it from my life. library from my steam library you've just abandoned me like everyone else does in my life god he stole that from me by the way that really funny thing that everyone just laughed at that that's mine oh god's sake i said the flamethrower well we'll probably kill him in like

one hit yeah what genre is divinity like i've heard the name but i don't know what it is complex RPG with like really confusing um uh it's called like really simple combat and but it's all stat checks and turn-based and dialogue and it's um it's actually one of the best things i've ever played but i really like it yeah so far it's it's very exceptionally good like just as far as games go it's very much a game game so how does that work with multiple people it just works you well you both inhabit the same like open world areas and you're more you can more or less do whatever you want like i don't even need to be on the same map as jamie i could be wherever else i can do what i want oh okay um but you know you're probably going to play

together because you both have control of at least one character you have four in total so obviously divide it two each um so there and then in combat because you don't even have to be in a fight together there's not like a separate area for each fight the fights just just happen in the same map you know i could just i can just not be in the fight i can just be elsewhere and then the fights are okay i think i understand oh it just makes sense you know it just makes it just works yeah it's a high-rated game it's like i'm pretty sure loads of it's very much like a pc so it's the magic roundabout as a game it just works yeah yeah just yeah just yeah um

also since last episode I finished Half-Life Alex Okay What do you think? Careful or I might shoot you What does that mean? No, dude honestly I've never

felt the way I have Like in terms of reacting to an ending Of any media As I have As I did when I finished half like Alex like my mouth my mouth was just fucking wide open like

bruh okay oversell it then great now we're gonna hate it don't give a shit what you guys think like my dick was hard and my mouth was open I was ready I have a question about the end end I don't want to know what happens

or anything because obviously context I'd probably just be like oh and I won't have the the response you did, but does it actually make use of the fact that you are wearing a VR headset and that is possibly why it's so amazing is because you're there. Yeah.

For like multiple aspects of that, like I can't explain it because the spoilers are so treacherous, but like as well with the story, like my main worry about the game was that it's a prequel so it's not going to like affect the story in any meaningful

way. but they fucking they found a way so you think more half-life is to come yeah that's an exciting

if they do a half-life three if they ever do that do you think it'll be VR the next one or do you think they'll try and make accessible to you know

the 99% it's it feels like treading on eggshells like because Now they've made something so exceptional. People will be expecting more of it.

I think Half-Life Alex exists for them to test. I think they want to make Half-Life-3 VR. And they released Alex to see how people reacted. And if people like it, they'll make Half-Life-3 VR. You know, I think... If it means that's how we're going to get Half-Live-3, because either that or nothing, fuck it, just do it, VR. I think...

But even if they... don't like I I'm pretty convinced half-life three is definitely it is in production okay my one take I would be if they released it in VR people would would be fucking angry no because I was about to say this is what that's actually this is what I was going to say was I think they'll try and leave it to a time when more people have it or it's cheaper or people have the systems like you know the Xbox series X, for example, will be capable of VR. Hunter just will be.

The PlayStation 5 surely would be. Well, the PlayStation 4 is. Well, yeah, I mean, the Xbox one probably is, but, you know, I mean, properly capable of it, not like, you know, crappy do-do games that are funny gimmicks. Yeah, the thing with Half-Life, it

has always represented, like, a step forward in tech. So they're not just going to release Half-Life 3 and it be, like, just to give a half-life team shoot. I was going to say that as well. Since my understanding,

Half-Life has always tried to be more than its contemporaries. I feel like it's been so long, and if they made it good enough, so it was actually like, no, guys, listen, this is worth it, then I feel like people might be angry at first, but they'd forgive it if they actually play it.

Well, I mean, that's another thing. Half-Life Alex has already done that. Yeah, exactly. I haven't seen anything about people being angry No, not at all. The only person I saw that was angry about it was Angry Joe, and his name is Angry Joe. But, um...

Oh, fuck, what was I going to say? No, it's gone. Whatever. Half-Life, it's less good, Half-Life Best Series ever. Half-Life Alex. Good. Lived up to expectations.

It's as good as they say. Yeah, it's better. I honestly think the way people talk about it they don't give it enough praise Wow, that is high praise From all the Spartan lock over there No, I'm the arbiter

No, you're locked No, I'm the arbiter In my notes, I did have you down as lock, Jim So Why am I purple then? Aliens are purple, right? No, it doesn't matter James is lock, look, he's blue um there is something i i'd quite like to talk about um that being what what guerrillas is up to at the moment

because we've mentioned their previous uh are they singles what is this project song machine this project yeah song machine it's like i guess it is just like loads of singles they're doing and we've talked about the previous two and the latest one aries came out and we never mentioned it and there's quite crossover people and they always ask us or thoughts on uh on the songs so they ribboned it what are your thoughts on the song machine thing um i don't really get what it's building to maybe that's the point they're just like yeah we're just gonna do a few tracks and that'll be it they're just a collection just in all the assortment of tracks we did maybe they'll go to five and then you know uh i mean obviously when i guess people make music there's going to be some

thematic consistency because the band is liking a certain thing at the time. So I guess, you know, but I don't think there'll be an album out of it. I'm not getting that feeling. I think it'll just be a few tracks. And I mean, I've liked all of them. Yeah, I've liked all of them. They've been better than anything that was on. I've liked it more than humans and I've liked it more than the now now.

The three tracks have done been more interesting. Yeah, so you're on the same level. We are the same page. I think Ares is just as good as the first two It's actually been like, it's growing I think it's my favorite Yeah, it's growing to possibly being my favorite At first I was like, yeah, that's good

I don't know if it's quite as good as the others But yeah, I really like it now It sounds just like a new order song Yeah, I was actually gonna say about that Because obviously when I watch Fontana's track review He was saying like, I mean obviously I love it He was kind of like that was he talking about And he's like, oh, because New Order, because New Order is favorite.

And it's like that. And he loves it for that reason. But I obviously didn't make that connection immediately because I'm not really in the New Order, you know, circle. Should we say? I never really listened to the whole album. So, but I like it the most. And it made me think, maybe I should listen to New Order more.

They got some good shit, that's for sure. Have you heard it, James? No, I've not really kept up with gorillas or anything what they've done recently besides some like you're at least into it um yeah uh like my glory days of gorillas was just like growing up and i haven't really kept up with them at all since like the days of uh is it their second album back when i was a kid no the first one no was it one of the buggy self-titled yeah yeah that's that's i haven't kept up with guerrillas since then Yeah, you have, you lie

You're listening to Planet Yeah, I'm Demon Days Yeah But it's just like It's not a thing I listen to on a regular basis Like I don't Guerrillas is kind of not my thing anymore I've listened to the first song

In this like new thing And yeah, I get it I like it But I just haven't listened to them Any of them like since I don't actually listen to much music anymore To be honest Besides anime soundtracks

But yeah that's why It's messed up, dude. And Run the Jewels. Okay. One of the Jewels is like just life though, so, you know, I've got to appreciate them. I like the art style that Guerrillas has now, because there was a time where they kept, like, messing with it and changing it. It's like, I like how it is now. And the way that was his name, Jamie Hewlett, kind of settled on this style that I really like, and all the animation.

Yeah, I decided to settle on that style, um, because... I was in Benin, taking drugs. Yeah, I took loads of heroin and almost died. So many guerrilla songs are about drugs, I reckon. Oh, no, for a fact. Yeah. What's his face? Damon, Alban.

He, like, goes to Africa and takes heroin every year. And plays like... Yeah, he genuinely struggled with heroin, but I didn't realize he was still a yearly user. No, he goes to Africa for, like... he just goes and plays music with deeds. Just like random people. I think I've seen pictures of that.

Yeah, and I think back in the day he used to take loads of heroin there. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, of course. Yeah, that's obvious. And maybe it does, I don't know. It's funny that how artists, like, once they just get so rich and famous, they just travel the world and just play music with just, like, random people. see you know what's really confusing to me that's what that's what humans was isn't yeah that's

of course yeah this is this is a completely off topic but as someone who works in money and deals with money i don't understand how these people actually do any of this stuff because they don't have a recurring income from like releasing albums i just don't get it i do have recurring income there isn't that how they're so rich no but what is the occurring in from because it's talking about james scrooge mcduck who are we talking about now Are we talking about guerrillas specifically? No, how Damon Albarn is so rich. He was in blur.

You're not letting me talk. I can't continue. No, we know. We know for a fact. Like, revenue from streaming sites is fucking piss poor. It's like there's no way near that people get enough to be able to like do some of the stuff these people do. And if they're not releasing new albums and there's like a long time between, you know, album to album. They're going on tour.

They're getting paid for their. music. I've heard that this streaming thing is not it's not as like, it's not the pittance that it's made out to be, you know? Yeah, I highly doubt it is. There's that South Park joke about, it was

about Pirates, I think it applies and it's like, this huge pop star can't afford to buy the best private jet on the market. He's got to settle for the second best private jet. I'm just thinking about like all the

movies and adverts that use like blur and guerrillas yeah yeah you know I'm just I'm saying this out of a thing of interest like

where did it come from because it's like for the superstars you know like the real people who are in the spotlight at the moment you know the really

popular genres they're getting the most listens on streaming sites obviously the revenue for them is going to be much higher than you know some people like won the jewels

or gorillas and if touring makes a lot of money so if they're not touring and they're not releasing albums where does that money coming from? It's just a curiosity

thing where where does that income come from? I just find it really kind of interesting. And it depends on the size of the artist. I feel like the woman al-aubon is more famous than the average musician just from being in blur and how long he's been around and how much music he's made compared to like run the jewels

that only has what three albums off on the horizon. Okay so who are the last like people from like let's say the Beatles or like John Lennon? If he's not making any music he's not touring where does his money come from? Well, that's another

example where it's like, it's the Beatles. They're so ridiculously prolific. They're so incredibly rich. I've heard like things before where like every year, like all the famous Christmas songs, they get like a massive paycheck just so that they can air those songs during the month of December. Like all of them get like millions.

And it's just fucking, it's wild. When a show in America is syndicated, they call it. Like the cast of Seinfeld is why they're so rich. Like every time they play an episode of Seinfeld. they get a bit of money in their pocket so he's just obscenely rich you know because it's just been there for so many years

I just, it's fucking fascinating the economy is just like a fucking mind fucking it's great I read something pretty lull earlier that you know Tyrese from Fast and Furious right the man apparently and I could be wrong on this but apparently

he he paid to be in the first Transformers movie he was so desperate to be in it, that he actually paid to be in it, instead of being paid to be in it. And let's be will, he's one of the highlights of that movie. Do you remember, like, a few years ago, he, like, got really upset and, like, cried on his Instagram. Because of Hobbs and Shaw.

Yeah, because he was, he was winging that he was, his, uh, his child support was so expensive, um, that his, uh, that his, uh, hundred grand. month wasn't going to cut it and that he needed a new Fus and Furious movies so he could pay his child support I believe it though like if anything

is going to just empty someone's pocket it will be a divorce divorce is I think is it in his case I think there's a apparently he was paying like it's like 12 grand a month in child support

but 12 grand a month doesn't sound like that much when you're an actor this is Tyreece we're talking about yeah this is Tyree's right his net worth is like 10 million or something for real have you guys seen that audition he did for Django I love that video I have not seen it I did not know this oh my god it's so funny did I did I was I made aware of it because of or well we made aware of it because of fucking stamper.

Was he? I know because of double- toasted. Yeah, same. That's how I know. Oh shit. Give me a second. And he like screams. He's got this really bad quality

mic and he like screams in pain in all the scenes. He's like naked, covered in oil or something. It's really, really odd. And his acting is... Oh, it's so funny. Can you imagine like the casting?

Team looking at that and then just been... What the fuck do we do it? The thing is, I don't think he was even, like, considered. But he heard that the movie was being made, so he made that himself. Because he thought he could win Tarantino over. Can I just say one thing? The leaked footage was released on World Star, Roaster.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tyrese Gibson. What a guy. An enigma. such an actor you know in his own shit way an actor he's got that confidence that actor

confidence really convinced that what he brings as an actor is different or unique or better than what other actors might bring yeah listen to his I just found his original post

directed towards the rock in anger when they announce Hobbs and Shore he said congratulations to at the rock and your brother-in-law aka 7 bucks producing partner at blubber for making the first and three years franchise about you and like you DJ even if they call

I will not be deleting this post good night folks see you in 2020 April hashtag fast family right nah it's about team dwayne yeah he's kind of got a point Yeah, he does have a point. The Rock sucks.

Yeah, the Rock is not Fast and Furious. Jason Statham and every other shit, and all the shit actors, that is Fast and Furious. No, Jason Stapen's pretty good. That's be real. That's what I tried to differ in, because I was going to say, and all the other shit actors,

and I was like, well, actually, no, because he's all right. Jason Statham and the shit actors. Yeah, Jason Statham's been in loads of good stuff is like the main difference, where it's like, what good things, of Vin Diesel he doesn't really count though

because like the Iron Giant and like the voice of group like that doesn't count you know the Iron Giant sort of those I am superman

Is he really like acting though Or is he just got like a deep raspy voice He's just saying I don't know He does have a weird voice It is really weird Yeah it's like nasally But deep

very unique you know like when he sounds like Tom Hardy's shit American accent he did for Venom I'm a reporter he just have you seen the latest Venom's been delayed

I'm no there were so many bad movies coming out and they were all from Sony and now they're all fucking delayed what's it called again Venom to something carnage carnage is in the name

Oh Wait Is it just that It's just No it's something cringier Venom let there be carnage That's what it's called Oh god

They really know their market Don't they They know their audience Yeah apparently Venom's got a huge fan base Like that movie And that a lot of people actually consider it to be pretty decent

So More power two I suppose I kind of like Venom Have you seen? I mean I had fun watching it because it's shit it was like bad it's a really good bad it was like a fun bad yeah it like somehow almost didn't seem aware of how bad it was that's not entertaining it wasn't that boring either it had its own like just

mental structure of film like yeah they're fucking so I was not when it when we saw it at the cinema and um I remember just when it ended that song starts and we just like what the fuck how did they think this was like and then there were those people that were like beside us that were like yeah it was pretty good

but I was just hoping for more violence if that was the Joker I'm pretty sure people said that at Venom as well it's like what all I hear the audience saying after every movie is yeah I just wish there was more gore Christ sake they just

want like gore like without context they just have like a 10 minute like goortage it just goes back to the film I remember going to watch the Chamber of Secrets in the cinema when I was really young and because it was so long there was an intermission yeah I remember that too and I was just thinking in the intermission for Harry Potter we just cut to like 10 minutes of really explicit gore and then just back basilisk just tearing people to shreds. That thing would have fucked up Harry Potter

just realistically. Ripped apart. Yeah, he only wins because of the Phoenix, doesn't he? It saves it. It's a Deus X Maca Phoenix. Otherwise it would have just sliced him up. Maca Packer Batman. No, he gets poisoned

and then the Phoenix saves him, right? Oh no. The Phoenix like eats his eyes. The Phoenix packs his eyes out, so then he has a chance. Oh yeah, he has a chance. I really fucking like the early Harry Potter movies I quite like him they have a charm

they have but they have this like weird darkness to them whereas like the later ones yeah yeah the later ones feel more like angsty and like yeah like a teenager made it or something but the early ones

even the fourth one manages to hold on to a little bit of that darkness I think the first four are the best four No, the fourth one when Voldemort's trumpled body is like dropped into that cauldron That shit is sinister as hell It's cool

The creepiest one is when Voldemort's eating that Unicorn Yeah, from the first one Yeah, really horrible Yeah, and he like glides along the ground I was actually afraid of that bit When I was a kid Yeah, afraid of it

It's because they actually use kind of like Practical effects instead of like Just boring CG sloppy slow. Yeah, the fucking spider in the second one. There's like that huge practical spider.

Yeah, yeah, it looks horrifying. Don't talk about that. I get nightmares. But yeah, I actually, I think that I would have said this about the earlier Harry Potter films. They just have a really good world. Like the world.

Yeah, yeah. And then they kind of lose the sense of that world and they get a bit wacky, silly when it's like, it's London, but it's like magic London. What the fuck's going on? It peaks in the third one, at the third one.

Oh my God, yeah. And then it's like the biggest train crash in the world. Like Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling, that's like, oof. It's like a Thursday on her Tuesday. She's like retconning everything. Yeah. Boone everything, literally everything. Just the worst hot taste in the world.

Harry Potter ruined. And she wrote that that latest Harry Potter movie is Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindlewold, I think it was called. Yes. just pure trash holy fuck is it bad I've not watched either of those I like it I've tried to watch the first um fantastic breasts and my god is it bad yeah they're lame they are lame on that though anything else before we move into the question segment um James is a Nazi fuck off okay we'll be back after these

messages oh for God's sake hey it's me Zeus the God my fully endorse the jar media merchandise available in the description below welcome back to the second half of the jarcast, sorry, wait, what, corncast? Khancast. Can't, can't cast, where we answer questions from the corn community, and I head over to our Reddit. Are cornlings, ask questions.

Are cornlings? I don't know how I feel about that. I do know how I feel about this question, though, from a poo-on-face. Who says, What Madagascar characters are celebrities' sex offenders? I've made a pre-prepared list if you want to leave with that and just see what you think of my list Okay

Let's do it that way No no Go with my list And then you can add anything you want, James, at the end How about that? Okay, yeah Alex Alion Kevin Spacey

Kind of leading you in that type Yes, no, I agree with that I'm not to know about that Marty R. Kelly Yep well just because it's black I guess but

yeah gloria yeah gloria I've got two answers for this one one isn't necessarily a sex offender

but I was just thinking of Hollywood kind of meemies I put Amber Hurd Johnny Depp's ex and if that doesn't work then Harvey Weinstein Weinstein

he was definitely a sex offender Waynestein what do you mean You say that as if there was some possibility that he wasn't. No, which fits glory better, Amber Hurd or Harvey Weinstein? Harvey Winstein. Harvey Binstein. Harvey Binstein, that's where he belongs.

Binstein, Ruben. Amber Hurd, I'm sorry. No, Binstein. No, the one I've chosen for Melman, I feel like, is no one's going to disagree with. Okay. T.J. Miller. Okay, no, that's completely her. What about James Franco?

Does he come into this? He's King Julian. Oh, shit. The one I have for King Julian was Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. And for Skipper, I have Brian Singer, the director. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no debates there.

We can just move on. I feel like I just nailed it with that list. Should we toss some, like, wife beaters into the next? But where's Drake, right? Spousal abusers. Where does Drake fit into all this? Maurice? He's Maurice, yeah, I was going to say.

Fuck. Let's do this one then. This is a question we should all be prepared for from Barton underscore 56, who says, you've not talked about Kanye for a while. Now with Ruben back, how about an ultimate album ranking? We've been meaning to do this for ages on the Kanye ranking list, so now's the time to do it. Nothing else to fucking do.

And I'm calling. Who wants to start? I reckon Reuben should start. Okay, well, no, no, I'll start. No, I'll start. No, I think James should start. Mine are easy, because I'm not going to list the fucking shit albums. It's pointless. Well, no, the order is what's interesting,

though. Yeah, the orders what's interesting because that's like saying, I mean... Just let me list, okay. Graduation is the best album. Right. Life of Pablo. Watch the throne. Then you got 808s.

Jesus Christ. My Dark Beautiful Twisted Fantasy. Late registration. College dropout. Late orchestration. Kids, see, gross. Yay. And niezes.

I'm very upset by that list. But I'd also like to add, I love it is above all of them. Kids see ghosts. Yay at the bottom. What's registration? They're short. I'm just not a fan of them. Like the only.

only good song from, I think it was Yay is yikes. The worst song on the album? No, it's definitely not the worst on the album. The only song that I would say is actually a bad song. I think, I was actually I just wanted to, I was trying to remember like

how does yay sound again that one? So I refreshed my memory and immediately I was struck by I was like, wow, the first track is really good. Yeah, the first track is good. Yikes is bad. No, Yikes is the only song I can listen to from that album. Oh no, I'm wrong. No, sorry, yikes is actually good. Which one's the bad one then?

The bad one is... Violent Crimes? No, that one's good. I thought about killing you. Well, that's a good. Maybe it is Yikes. I like the opening track. No, Yikes is...

What's the issue you have with Yikes, Jim? I can't remember it. No. How's it go? No, Yikes is good. No, it's all mine. All mine. does all mine go? Yeah, that's shit. That's a shit song. I can't know how that one even goes.

Trouble is. You should be able to go away there on the outcome. A. None of us would be here with outcome. A. Oh, that way.

Yeah, yeah. I would like to add my admission of Jesus is king. Didn't even include that. You didn't even include it. Okay. Well, who wants to go next then?

Well, do Rubin. Ruben, you go next. I had something I wanted to say about. Anyone want to break James for his list anymore? It's a terrible list and I think it's shit. I think it's more controversial which albums you put at the bottom of a kindy ranking

than it is what you put at the front for the most part. I don't know. I feel like the accepted opinion is that Twisted Fantasy just has to be at the top. But that's such a lame opinion. That's such a... Yeah, I agree. I agree, but I'm just saying.

It's saggy. It's a saggy album. What's your list then, Revan? Tell us your list. Number one, graduation. Number two, kids see ghosts. Number three, the life of Pablo. Number four, college dropout. Five, late registration. Six, yay. Seven, my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Eight years, nine, eight or eight or eights in heartbreak. Ten, watch the throne. Eleven, Jesus King.

I think everyone agrees Jesus' King belongs, you know, low. doesn't exist okay Jim do you want to go or should I go well I haven't actually like written down one okay

but off the top of your head then I'm looking at them just not in like an organised list yeah number one for me is is Pablo of life life of barber

yeah yeah Then, sorry. Guts are all noises. That's my second finger album, too, actually. I just was biting my fingernails, and then the fingernail fell down my throat, and it's really unpleasant. I got it out, don't worry. Then graduation, to be honest.

Then late registration, to be honest. then my twisted dark fantasy that's beautiful then Kitsy Ghost then yay then scratch all that

Where do you have Jesus That's what I care about Do you want a quick paste Of every album that he has Do you want me to just So you can order it No I'm looking at all the albums right now Oh right okay

But like I've never been able to listen to 808s because like it's weird it's a really it's an R&B album it's like a dark R&B album it's strange I thought the same thing today yeah it's just really

like it barely fits in to Kanye West yeah like as a rapper but also he's not he's not a singer and like all the singing is auto chine shit even though it's like all the way down to the bottom. I like, like, I don't really like Watch the Throne, but I like every car. Yeah, I've not listened to Watch the Throne. I like one song from it. And I love Jesus's

king. I love Yeez's. If you're done, I'll just do mine. Yeah, yeah. I mean, your top three, like, everyone will just hold on to your top three and your bottom three. Yeah, what are your top three and bottom three again just to reiterate top three from memory was life of Pablo graduation and dark beautiful fantasy that's twisted okay and bottom three bottom three um probably like for real do 808's yeezers and jesus is is because that's fair um my list is number one life of Pablo then late registration then graduation then kids see ghosts then the college dropout then twisted fantasy then yay then Jesus King and then

watch the throne then Jesus I didn't hear new data waits because I've never been able to listen to it so I didn't feel it was fair to even put it in I've actually listened to it three times in the last two weeks I really like 808 Yeah, I don't know Maybe at some point I'll give it a chance But every time I've tried I've just been like, this is not working for me

Oh shit I got hit by that I went over that spike I'll be back I really don't like Watch the Throne there Like I really don't like It has some incredible songs

Not enough of them It's like the way I rate albums There's a shit redundant songs too I don't like any of them If I'm being honest The way I rate albums is It's got to have like a sound like a 10 out of 10 song

it's got to be a song that is perfect but that also has to have songs that are also incredibly good like Jesus's King has like one mediocre song the West trash if it doesn't have like a good amount of good quality songs it's honestly not worth listening to

at all Watch the phone has two really good songs and the West are kind of subpar so it's just like but I love those two like 10 out 10 songs better than most other Kanye songs so it's like for me that's like a top two album just because of that i was really disappointed by watch the throne um i was expecting way more out of it

they they wasted two really it's just race i remember having way when i listened to at the time i had way more um articulate opinions about it because i had songs that were fresh on my mind and i was just like no shit but yeah really maybe i don't know if j z and karnia really mix that well. Oh, that was it. Kanye and Jay-Z were both going through this weird phase of doing, uh, like,

I'm trying to think how to describe it. They had very unique production styles at the time. You know, they were trying to do this because both their albums that came out shortly after. Yeah, Jesus and Magna Carta Holy Grail, which is a lame fucking Jay-Z album. Um, they just clash on Watch the Throne.

They really clash. Yeah. That's exactly how I felt the whole time. yeah I really didn't enjoy what they were both going through this like experimental phase and it just didn't fucking work together yeah no I agree oh then Jay C obviously followed that up if like what in my view one of the best albums ever made so they just don't work together I don't think yeah I prefer them solo for sure yeah right the two four off the edge the two great songs ever but you know okay moving on now

Rape Cheese 79 says Oh no, I definitely can't answer that. Queen of Dirt says Do you boys have any recipes you've tried since the quarantine started? Any favorite recipes, those? Yeah. Rice? Yeah.

Rice. I had a rice thing recently that was really tasty. I had Donando's rice recently. That was pretty good. That doesn't count. I mean, what's to go first? I have an actual recipe I can describe in detail. Shoot.

So you get your pork strips, like your pork stir-fry strips. Those will do. It's a hairy biker's recipe of this one. I wanted to work with pork because I've, I'd never done any cooking with pork before. I've done, like, you know, chicken and beef and shit. I'd never done it because I didn't eat so much growing up for no particular reason. My mom just didn't really like buying it. It's pork and peppers.

chorizo and rice and you have an onion. That's an onion just wedges of onion, thinly sliced and you fry that all up and then you pour chicken stock in with it and you pour the rice in at that point and you just leave it for 20 minutes simmering so the rice is getting fat, all the flavors are absorbing. It's like

a Mexican thing so there's paprika, cumin chili powder. I guess it's meant to have like Mexican quote-unquote flavors. Chili flakes, all that. It's just like a tasty rice, spicy pork dish. It's very, very wholesome and filling.

And extremely nice because pork is very satisfying to eat. It's got a nice, like everything binds together really nicely in the pot, I guess, because of the pork,

because it's like a fatty meat. So yeah, good recipe, done it twice in the last two weeks. Epic. Yeah. Anyone else? Yeah, well,

recently I found a recipe of TikTok. Actually quite good. genuinely some good you see some good recipes on tick to people meme it but like when when people make these really really simple videos of a recipe they're actually really good like people what's your one uh i made fudge and so did you got it from yeah i got i can attest that fudge was good you dropped it off in a little care package oh yeah i'm sure it was i'm sure it was really good and nice yeah yeah i'm sure it was great yeah i bet it tasted delicious

So I made white chocolate on orio fudge Oh fuck man that sounds really good That sounds cool man So the rest of it is condensed milk White chocolate and orio Oh sweet dude yeah that sounds really nice actually It cost me 10 pounds to buy the ingredients Damn that's cheap that sounds really nice for something

It would be nice Like to have a Like a go Yeah like to like Share and share alike Sorry keep going So white chocolate can be quite expensive Because you can buy the small bars

Yeah yeah no I actually as Out of the four of us I probably like white chocolate the most To be honest I'm always having like milky bar milkshakes I'm gonna make some tomorrow

Shut up please Basically Just fucking microwave it Condensed milk, white chocolate, microwave it, 30 seconds at a time until it's like smooth. Throw your Oreo in, put it in a container, throw Oreo on the top, five hours in the fridge, boom. And while technically it's not like... Properfudge. That shit takes forever and it's hard to make.

But this is... It's a compromise, but it's actually a really nice compromise. And I'm going to try it with some like cookie pieces, some chocolate buttons, you know. I'm going to try a few things and drop some off to Jamie because he's going to kill me otherwise. So, yeah, it's a simple recipe, and it's rough doing because it was actually really nice. Because it actually tasted like actual fudge as well. Okay. I've been enjoying making pasta sauces at the moment because I've been watching so much Italian gangster media

where they're just eating pasta in every fucking scene. And it always looks so delicious. Yeah, exactly. So I made this just fucking delicious, like, meatball and spaghetti, like, pasta thing. God damn. What I find is that what you really want to do with, like, proper Italian pasta sauces is not have it too wet. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? It should be more like, yeah, it shouldn't be juicy. It should be sort of... Thick, almost. Yeah, like a paste or something. Yeah. Not like a paste, but like a paste. I like, I prefer my pasta sauces to be more Italian and more paste.

because it's like when they're really juicy the one off like juice soaks in at the bottom of the bowl and the pastas in a puddle the pasta in a puddle is a bad time I don't really that at all it's got to be like thick and just yeah you want that sauce to fill the pasta

shape properly you want it to yeah sorry I'm just we appreciate good pasture in the jar house absolutely and you can make just huge quantities of it too which is always enjoyable yeah and then you can be heated the next day and it will still taste great yeah for some reason like the next day next day pasta is is incredible like it it's like absorbed the flavor or something there's something about it

it's like damn this is like extra extra flavorful i kind of understand why james is always going on about next day food now yeah it matters you know it's like it's the pasta's the pastas the best thing because it's like you it's a sunday night you've just made pasta tomorrow's Monday you go to work fucking worst day of the week have pasta for lunch boom boom it makes the day

completely different it's the best thing on a on a Monday to start the week is cold pasta okay we have this question that we teased earlier from a real underscore biznuts

who says what do you guys think is the most overrated game and what is the most underrated I think Ruben and I have the same answer So, Ruben's going to annoy people. Okay, so the Uncharted series, I'm going to get straight into it. I'm going to lay into it right now, was made free because of COVID.

Sony, we're just doing that. So I downloaded it because I wanted to get the Uncharted collection. I played the Uncharted games in 2013 on a PS3, and I never finished Uncharted one. Still haven't. Shit game. Uncharted 2 and 3 are, they get better, you know, between, as each title goes, on, but they're not, they're not very good gameplay-wise. You know, I got, I got big issues.

I'm trying to think a few of the things I've said, which are, the combat doesn't really match up with what is meant to be this highly cinematic, epic experience, because it's shit and you just get killed in shitty environments by shitty enemies, and you're just annoyed because you're like, I wanted to just do the next cool cinematic thing, and you're going to punish me with another room of badly designed enemies a thoughtless environment for killing within as well and why they're so long

God they are long they are really long and it's not even like the story is very good in two or three I mean like Nate and Sully are a good time you know they're pretty funny Sully's barely in two he's in three a lot more

but they're just not that fucking good that was the thing like I was I was always like I was always under the impression that they were regarded because of their stories and then I played two and three I didn't bother with one because I heard it was just awkward and like just not fun uncharted one is a bad game I'm the only person here that's played it through till till completion and it is bad okay I feel like we're going to upset some people

with this but I'm sorry it's just it's just the way I feel yeah like nothing about the stories is like that engaging to me like I don't think The actual plot is anything that standard. No, no, they're fun of pot holes. It's not even just that. Like, I can deal with plot holes if it's just a fun, like, adventure. But it's not a fun adventure, is it? You're punished all the time by the game's thoughtless design.

Yeah, like, I really have a problem with the gameplay. Like, and it's just so long, and there's no progression. Like, the gameplay at the end feels identical to how it does at the beginning, you know? like the weapons aren't that fun to play around with there's no like upgrading systems or anything like that so by the end it's just like god I want it to be over yeah the games

they're not meant to be games and yet and yet that's my biggest issue is the games are clearly not meant to be games are meant to be cinematic experiences that have driven by you wanting to do the next cool bit but it makes you play through these really shit parts of the game to get there so if you want to

a cinematic experience fucking deliver that give me that don't give me this half-assed crappy combat with boring weapons and boring enemies don't give me that yeah I feel like the the accepted opinion is that uncharted 2 is the best one so wrong because when anyone anyone brings the series up it's all about the set pieces but like the set pieces they're not they don't make up that much of the game No, the majority of the game is you just going through corridors shooting at like boring enemies with the bad gunplay and that's the issue I have. Yeah. Yeah.

Four's the best one though because it plays the best, looks the best. Obviously that's not fair, I know, because it's much newer. But it does look very good. It really does look good today as well as a 2016 title. Anything about it is the frame rate is a bit low at the start. It's just a bit choppy in the very opening for some reason. for some reason. Anyway, and I actually has,

I guess there is character drama as well. There's a bit more of a story there. Nate and his brother, you know, it's a bit more complex than whatever the fuck's going on and the other ones. Also,

they waste their theme. They have this really great theme for Uncharted and they never use it in the games. Yeah, when people always say that Uncharted has a great soundtrack, I just completely disagree it has a good main menu theme and that's it

like the music is one good song yeah when you're him as a kid and you're running from you've tried to steal something from that museum and then you're running away from the English people yeah because who did the soundtrack for four wasn't it one of the Marvel guys

Henry Jackman Henry Jackman yeah and there's one noticeable okay like combat piece of music that's very piraty. That's the theme of the game. But I would never go through the soundtrack to find it.

And I do like his version of the theme because it's a bit more dramatic and slower and darker because it makes older and why they ever use that theme actually in the game? No. No, every time you think they're going to. They do a few little like strokes of an instrument. Oh, are they going to?

Oh, no, they're not. Okay. You think, are they going to build into the theme and then they just don't? They rise to it and then immediately it's just something else. Yeah. Not very good. So, uh, you're talking about overrated and underrated?

Yeah. Are you willing me, are you ready to fill the laugh? He's going to say that overrated game, he's going to say, Halo's overrated. Just do it, James. Just say, what's your overrated? That's what I was going to say. No, Modern Warfare 2. What, overrated?

Yes. Modern warfare 2. Oh, yeah. I'd always agree. Every single cod person wants, like, Modern Warfare 2 again. Shut up! Shut up! Oh, do you mean the way that, like, it was really unbalanced?

Like, no, it's like... Mortimer Now is like that. Yeah, that's why I think Monofer now is so good. Yeah. Because it is a faithful, like... What can you do this shit? Like, in normal warfare, too, you could build a class where you could just spam, like, grenades and shit, couldn't you? You can't do that?

You're more or less, yeah. No, it's just more balanced than that. Yeah. People think One Warfare 2 is just like complete golden age, but they forget how bad, how unbalanced and shit it was at the time. As someone who played like 300 to 400 hours and Max prestigious three accounts, I know how unbalanced that game was. It was not balanced.

It's just like you use the ACR M4, that's it. That's all he needs to do in that game. You have the same loadout. You will do well on every single map regardless. in new cod is not like that you can't do that anymore because it's just there's the meta's completely just balanced now

right there's points where other guns do excel over these guns and people like the new it's on my mind because like modern warfare two campaigns being remastered and while that campaign is

fun it's all so not that great but people think it's like a fucking golden age of cod when it's not like black ops that you know came out after is a much better game in every way.

I disagree. I would absolutely disagree with that. Campaign much better. And you know that's true. Aspects are better. Aspects are better. The worst thing about Black Ops is the graphics. That game is ugly as far.

It looks shit. It is quite ugly. I really don't know why. It's really fucking ugly. It was that trend at the time that every game was just brown. It's not just that. though like because modern warfare too looks really good for when it came out yeah and backups came out after that and it looks like a pier two yeah it's really weird it's gone for that edgier kind of grimy look not the actual like grime music genre just like a

grimy look that isn't it doesn't stand the test of time it looks bad now it's not pleasant to play i i always thought it looked worse than the monomorphic games so did i but it's like the content in the game is better i would say like the story um the multiplayer is worse the multiplayer is worse but then zombies is there's got zombies yeah yeah i what have you got to then and i've also played a lot of black-hoss multiplayer to know that it plays identically and they've at they they tried to do a lot with that multiplayer that's actually turned out to be really good and it's like the series now misses a few of those things they tried to do then but

the amount of Fed 2 is a bit overrated underrated though I kind of don't have an answer to be honest what's Jim's overrated yeah it's really really a difficult question

um you could do an underrated one if you want to make it positive instead of us just shitting up games um Underrated? I don't know, I'm kind of a normie. I just agree with everything.

What do you think of our assessments of uncharted and model? I mean, I agree for the most part. I think I like uncharted more than you guys. I actually genuinely, I have a relationship where I shot on them, but I have like fond memories of it even. I was fucking angry. They're not bad games. It's just the fact they're considered as godly as they are.

I just find a bit confusing. Yeah. Yeah, it's annoying. Because I actually quite like Uncharted 3 and 4 for what it's worth. I actually like them. Two pisses me off a lot, though. But yeah. Not to go back to Injad.

Yeah. If I already... If you one came out, I'd be excited. If they announced a new one. and I'd be excited by it. Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Enchart 5. Nice. Let me just have a quick look. If I were

to say about underrated, but it's like how would you define that definition? I was actually yeah, I was about to say, are we considering this from like a games journalism perspective? Because by that logic every game ever is overrated. Yeah. Like, if I were to say underrated to me,

it's like Aceh Combat 7 reviewed really well like sold really well but it's just like nobody talks about it but that game is underappreciated by game that's the divide it's like Dark Souls 2 is pretty much hated unanimously by like Dark Souls fans but by the media

it's not at the same time though well they're all fucking my answer for overrated yeah that game is so overrated yeah when you would said your piece on was it the last episode about Dark Souls 2 we mentioned it there are a couple comments that was saying

exactly what you were saying, but half of them were agreeing, but there were one or two that were like no, you're completely wrong. Such a shit game. No, because there's this, this one YouTube video, I've watched it like twice. It's like an hour or two long, and

it basically explains why Dark Souls 2 is actually really good. Right. A lot of people have watched that. Sort of. Like, I can... Sorry, go on. I was going to say something.

I just disagree with, like, everything. And the main thing about it is that... Dark Souls 1 isn't, like, the most beautiful game. But Dark Souls 2 is uglier. Mm-hmm. Okay. Dark Souls 1 isn't the most, like, intuitive game in terms of the way it feels to play. Dark Souls 2 is somehow worse.

Yeah, okay. Like, yeah, fuck that game. And, uh, underrated? Half-life Alex. E! Okay, are we all done this question? Ace Combat 7. It's a good, plays great, story is a bit anime, but it does really neat things.

Soundtrack is one of the best I've ever listened to. It's incredible. gambled the entire game on one song that's how fucking great it is. Great game and you should play it but it's just appreciated. What I want to say is people that like Dark Souls 2 are the same people that hate The Last Jedi?

People people that like Dark Souls 2 are the same people that would have supported Hitler. That's even better. No, to be honest, I will say, judging from our last conversation, I've actually been thinking of all this time

that I'm going to play Dark Souls I'm going to actually put the time in to find out if... Oh, please! If Jamie and Reuben's opinion on Dark Souls 2 being the worst is actually like... If it makes sense to me. Because I started Dark Souls a long time ago

back when I was in my own-N-A-May period or when I was 17, I was not ready for it. So I think being a bit older, I think I would actually be able to finish it and see how it is. And I was thinking, You didn't always get me and Ruben to carry you through it. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, I'd happily just walk through it. Not like carry, Carrie, but, you know, just looking, what's going on? I actually need to play you. You should stream it. You lost all my saves. Oh, my God. Yeah, stream you playing Dark Souls. Yeah, for the first time.

Holy shit. This got me excited. The thing is, you'll be most annoyed by Dark Souls 2 for sure. You just expressed unbalanced in Modern Warfare 2 and why that appears as you off. In Modern Warfare 2, sorry. Dark Souls 2, that's unbalanced, man. It's just like, hey, difficulty, let's put six guys in a room that kill you in one hit. I was reading, I was reading some of our viewers, like, opinion against yours,

saying that Dark Source 2 does not have this problem. I'm just explaining it, and it's just like, I just, I want to play it, just so I can add to this conversation. So I actually know what's going on. So that might happen. I just need to buy them. Even if initially you liked two, you would play three and be like, oh yeah, two shit. And the thing is, another thing is, another thing.

thing. And another thing. Dark Souls 2, everyone says the D.L.C. makes it one of the best Dark Souls 2. Darksau's DLC is crap. Awful DLC. It's worse than the base game. Awesome DLC. That's my fucking 30 cents

on the matter. Next question, please. Boss. Okay, let's end on this one then from Joseph Zedkar, who says, Thoughts on Scotch Eggs? For some reason, they strike me as one of those foods. James, have a real problem with. Oh my God. How does he know?

Because the texture changes halfway through. No, because Alex literally bought a Scotch egg the last time we're in a supermarket and Alex is like how would you not like Scotch fucking eggs? Yeah, because it's scotch, then egg.

Then Scotch again. I prefer the egg to the Scotch myself. I don't like the gelatinous layer in a Scotch egg. Oh, those ones are horrible Yeah, I like the Like corn

Scotch eggs because they don't have that There's a taste Oh, they've just got like scrambled egg in the middle And breadcrum, yeah Which I like Same sort of flavours, you know Yeah, I love scotch eggs

I've never had a scotch egg What? That's fucked I hate that answer Okay So to finish this episode What Malagascar characters are the Halo games.

Well, Alex Alain is Halo 3. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What about Halo Reach? Melman. No, Halo Reach is... King Julian.

King Julian, yeah. Yeah. No, Penguins, Madagascar. Penguins, the Penguins. Because they got their own spin-off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about ODST, though?

That's the lemurs. The ODST is just the lemurs as a whole. I guess. King Leemers. Yeah. Well, sure you should be King Julian then.

Yeah, he has a spin-off to So what's the antagonist of Madagascar 3? What is that? Oh, that woman? Yeah.

The French woman. Yeah. Is that Halo 5? That's Halo 4. Okay, what's Halo 5? What's the thing worse than her? But she's awesome.

She's hilarious. No, but she's the didact. She's the diadact. No, we're done. We're done. I'm not answering this anymore. There's one Madagascar question in an episode. Thank you for watching this episode.

I hope you all stay safe in quarantine. Yep. Oh, and a special thanks to King Cassius and Speedman VG. Yes, such a thanks for them this episode. They came and chilled with us. great guys but have a safe week have fun be safe and uh be don mate 10 at 10