JAR Media Posdact - We're the Prophets. Pawny is God.

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:40 Housekeeping 23:33 Special CBT 25:23 Pawny Corner 44:15 Mid Break 45:00 Questions: Men in Black Memory Pen 46:12 A Disturbing Timestamp 50:31 JAR Bar Ideas 1:02:30 A Nice Uplift 1:04:11 What is it like to be British? 1:07:43 Classic British Dinners 1:17:21 Patron Names #BroCastS5E2

Well, well, well, well, Melvin. It's me. It's you, and it's my bugger bag, too. You actually have a bugger bag. It's fucking disgusting. Well, I feel, I feel disgusting. Why? Because I'm sick. Why? and unfortunately I've got to record my voice a lot so

there's nothing I can really do what I do? Why are you angry? You're making binkie I'm just letting binky go on binkie go on bink no don't come over to me bink get out of here binks ah back for more is it right whatever whatever dude

so yeah we got a new person on the cast the bag of buggers bugger bag welcome bugger bag Nice to have you on bugger bag Joining in season Oh shit I forgot

Season 5 Wait Wait okay Hang on Start of basics Reel it back Good afternoon morning evening All night

Everybody Perfectly done I'm Alex joined by Jim And the bugabag Why did you say Me Before the bugger bag

Oh yeah It should really be the bugger bag First Yeah It should be the bugger bag bag before you really hey I'm the bugger bag

the bugger bag is one of those like challenge type YouTubers yeah subscribe to bugger bag yeah we're very fortunate to be able to feature bug a bag

so this is season five episode two I believe so um do you want to explain the methodology so uh nah

episode one will be out tomorrow well not tomorrow next week the same same fucking difference of a date beyond now yeah even though it was recorded weeks ago yeah

hence it being the previous episode um for those who are new around here this is uh normal uh porny month which is kind of a new thing we're trying in October yeah we're trying to start a new sort of cultural

you know a cultural powerhouse you know you've got your halloweons you've got your you got your Christmas you've got your Easter you got all that stuff so we're trying to claim October because everybody knows Man in Black International famously came out in October and frankly I forgot what I was going to say it doesn't matter no I don't actually

I remembered last week is one of those difficult to follow episodes you know one for the ages it's like after um like David Bowie felt the same way when he finished um Ziggy Stardust yeah he's like how am I going to follow this one up yeah or um fucking f gary gary when he finished directing men and black international yeah he's like shit I've done it now

how do I follow this jewell up now all I'm going to be known for is this damn it um he's actually called it f Gary Gray uh but

I read I always read his name as F. Gary Gary. Is that him there? Yeah. He invented pornit. F. Gary Gary. Yeah. He's actually an AI person.

He's not real. Yeah, but that's really surprised me. Why? Because A, his name is F. Gary Gary. And that's not someone who looks like an F. Gary Gary. Right. And B How should F. Gary Gary look?

I'm more like Pony But Porni is Kameo, Nngiani. He doesn't look like him out of there, does he? Yeah, we found out that they did mask him. Yeah, so it was his asshole they scanned to put on the 3D model. Yeah. They got his ripped Eternals bod.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And modelled Pony. We're a porny podcast now. We'll get to Pornie. We'll get to Pony Corner soon. Pornah. Corner. But first, where we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the Jail Media patrons over at the Patreon.

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beauty show last week we did Argy's chance the kind of sequel to paisley's chance um i'm not sure if it says universally loved is paisley's chance yeah it's kind of like directing men in black international like how do you follow it up type no i feel like argi's chance more is more men in black too to be fair no man it's it's it's kind of men in black three actually but yeah i'm trying to get into it too quick uh so yeah there's

Argy's Chants, there's the porny documentary breakdown coverage, that was incredible. But there's other stuff that's not Porni-related, surprisingly. The fart one. I like that one. The fart one? Oh, Dari A Varting Creeper. No, the guy who farts. Will the farta?

Oh, Will the farta? That's like an old-school one at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Point being, there's so many. The playlist is getting so large. You should just go and check it out. That one just came into my head at that moment. Melvin, brother of the Joker?

Melvin, Melvin, yeah, that's, um, and I'm actually gonna, I'm gonna spoil this week's J-After-Hours. I'm gonna tease her right now, seeing as it is Pony Month, I figured there should be at least one J-Fer-Hawes to do with Pony, the character. Well, no, there's gonna be four. No, I don't have four. Huh? Because we did the Borney documentary last month. Yeah, but that was just for a pilot. Um, so, uh, yeah, um, the teases I have actually, I've done a fan edit for the first time.

I fan edited men and black international into the porny cut. I've done the pornic cut. It's like the only watchable version of it. You should start selling it online. Yeah. So maybe we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll. We'll watch that together and maybe, maybe I could upload it as its own thing as well. You know, if you want to sit down with the family for something to watch.

Yeah. Why the fuck not? It's Porny Month. We can all, we're all in this together. Yeah. I really went extra with it. Like, even taking shots where he's not saying anything, but like, if he's in the shot, zooming in on him. Yeah, yeah. So you can't see anything that's around him. Oh, yes.

It's just like close up. I'm so excited. Yeah. So look forward to that. Please. Woo! JAR Media group chat as well. You know what group chap is. We, group chap. Grab things from there, talk about them on episodes like we will shortly. And question everything, learn, nothing, shirts and mug available now. Head to the store in the description.

Yeah, so let's do some housekeeping. We round off conversations. We'll pluck some stuff from the... M gc J. M Jarm Media Group chat Yeah So

I remember we was conflicted misusing your fleshlight said Make Is Men in Black International As perfectly done as they say I think Pony Cut probably is going to cover that Yeah So I don't want to watch it again really But I do want to watch the Porni Cut Many... I think we should watch it again

Would you be down? We should sit and watch the whole film do a commentary track yeah but like just in silence because we don't want to ruin the movie that's not a bad idea just sit there with some snacks and shit yeah

uh diped up venomized pearl said a while back jim mentioned that he was getting into psychedelic trip report videos does he still watch them the last time I did LSDR's convinced that Skittles was teaming up with the alt-right to promote the newest cod game Skettles like the sweet

I guess Cool Maybe there's a word missing I haven't No I haven't listened to a trip report in a while But I need to They're really fun They're extremely good content

In fact Some of the best content On YouTube is trip report content Yeah I agree But in terms of like actual trips Like I'm going to McDonald's to get a burger

A chicken McBig Mac that's a good that's a bad trip in the trip before it's like I ordered a chicken Big Bad Foggin sucked

Milton Keynes is the Illuminati headquarters said What if all the Patrions Rushed your house And stole all your trinkets and doodads And ground them into sand

And gravel Sorry gravel Gravel How do you spell Gravel G-R-V-Y Gravy I would appreciate that

Yeah I wouldn't care It would actually do me a favour Yeah I feel like it would just highlight I've got so much tat I've got like so many boxes full of tat You can like yeah It's like a fresh start You know and I'm always going to end up with more trinkets

So go for it Yeah I sometimes think about Doing a car boot sale with all of the tat but I think all this stuff on the wall just get raided and sold out instantly

yeah so I don't know I don't know um real I am so definitely want to hear what you think of the new digital ID card thing in the UK it's a really good idea I don't know

I just don't care anymore it's a good idea because um now loads of places in europe already do it why not like all these big tech companies know everything about us anyway yeah we might as well let the government in on it too who cares we already lost this battle yeah yeah yeah you know like

Google like sees every email I get everywhere I go on Google Maps it sees where I am my Google Drive It knows fucking everything about me Yeah and like every website you use Is like farming information Oh he he looked at Vanilla cream crowns on Google images

Just advertisement for vanilla cream crowns Everywhere in his life For the next fucking Yeah I don't know I don't I don't fucking know It's a little bit scary Mr. Blue Pumpkin need R.E.9 says, thoughts on Bill Burr selling out.

I rather like him as a comedian, but this is pretty hard to look past. Also, thoughts on Dave Chappelle, criticizing free speech in America, despite the fact he signed a contract permitting him from making certain jokes in Saudi Arabia. Fucking hypocrite. Pussies, all of them. Yeah, no, the thing is, like, if you're going to grandstand and say that stuff,

then you can't do it you know yeah like if if you don't talk about that stuff then I'm kind of expecting you're doing it already yeah but for Bill Burt to pretty much verbatim say like you don't need that extra like few million you know

because that all of them were already millionaires yeah yeah and then Louis CK as well it's like what the fuck man yeah but Louis CK is an exactly actually isn't exactly a beacon of moral fortitude, whereas Bill Bear was kind of positioning himself as that. Right. Like the anti- ultra-rich. And then it's like, well, you're pretty ultra-rich and you're doing immoral shit to get richer. So pretty disappointed. Yeah. Incredibly lame. But I don't know. Maybe if I was looking down the barrel of like one and a half million dollars to

do you think you'd actually say no in principle would be like well well I didn't it I don't know to me if I already had that amount of money then it would be like that's the part I don't get

where it's like yeah for what you've already like you've built up this career yeah you've built this wall and you just like tear it down just for the sake of like a little bit more on the small pile of fucking gold

yeah but also it's not like um these these comedians aren't like their careers haven't slowed down no you know they're still booking jobs all the time and like doing shit and making loads of money constantly

so why do you specifically need to go and like billber's net worth according to these websites they're always wrong is around between 14 and 25 million dollars So just put another million on top of it, I guess Cool, man Nice one, dude

Disgusting Um Right, let's do some comments now Ratchet RPG01 Um Says it's endlessly fascinating how the brothers are able to entertain each other Riffing and laughing on one obscure character While we're just along for the ride

and the albino jackal replied to that saying what specifically makes it impressive is that said character barely has any history or stories to talk about in long form discussions what the fuck he's why would you start Pony Month with that me

I guess you could have you could have censored this comment I'm not I don't want this kind of fucking speech on my platform I'm not Dave Chappelle I'm not like saying that YouTube's censoring us. I actually let the John speak. I'm saying we should be censoring them. I let

them speak unless it's the fucking saurine guy. Fuck you, sawrean guy. Fuck you. Um... Have you told me about the soaring guy already? I think I feel like you have.

My theory is that he's the he's final afternoon in a new skin if you remember that fucking saga. What the fuck? Final Afternoon That was that guy He was a redator Called Final Afternoon

Who would reply To every single question In the question thread Answering it themselves As if it was a question for them Yeah And now the Sorreen guy is doing that Oh okay

That's fun though That's like an open conversation Yeah whatever man Yeah go for it But no I don't want to hear shit About fucking porn he can't be talked about For a month straight well we're getting to that controversial creative decision now um laser custard 4467 says a significant

portion of the episode is dedicated to the character porny from men in black international with then time codes the host introduced porny corner and announced october's porny month indicating a new recurring segment focused on the character they ponder the character's significance discuss the idea of a porny video game joke about porny being the proof that we're not in a simulation. They also mentioned the idea that men in black international came out right before everything changed and represents a last bastion of freedom and hope. Thanks, YouTube AI summary. Have you seen those? They're getting freakishly good.

No. Like randomly underneath video. it would just have like an AI summary of like what the video's about and they're weirdly like spot on what the fuck because that is that episode that's spot on I couldn't have put it better myself Lucy HTML said petition to make porny the official bloody jar mascot yeah yeah should we tell them our plan yeah give them like a business plan like an an eight year for like

porny merch you mean yeah yeah this is how we plan on growing our porny business uh we need yeah because we need porny merch

but obviously Sony owns porny we'll buy the rights could make that a Patreon goal the stretch goal yeah what could they possibly

like want for that fiver yeah like 19 pounds $19 fortnight $19 Parnie

licensing rights I guess we'll have to hit up Camel for that but Seafoob said I miss when Porni was just a funco pop in the background that almost never got mentioned I know for a fact that James would have lost his mind

after another Pony episode and the really confident Olly Moore replied to that saying With James in the picture, Pornie would have never even come back. I reckon that's true. He wouldn't have had it. He couldn't.

Yeah. He couldn't have hacked the whole Pornie shit. Porny Corner. Yeah, yeah. Boycott Porni Corner. Yeah, he would have boycotted that shit hard. I like it, though, because it's like Thanos building in the background type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For like years. Uh-huh. For six years. he was bubbling The porny cinematic universe It's finally blossomed Okina K says I can't believe you guys

managed to talk about for another fucking out Legends Honed Edge X-Forces haven't heard of this porny fellow Tell me more Well fucking

strap in buddy I've only just forgot Yeah Do you know how much joy it brings me The episode I haven't even edited yet From like weeks ago It's entirely about Porny, I'm pretty sure Yeah

There's at least a good 30 minute challenge At least Matt very cool said Pornie has been One of my all-time favorite JAR Extended Universe characters Since 2019 So this current era is really doing

it for me. If anything, I think you should mention him more. I love the idea that one listener has just been like I'd love it if he came back. Like this whole time. Why did they stop talking about him?

Because he was like the best bit. This is your month, dude. Ed Mac 8212 said, hype your own bloody video YouTube bloody hype clown. What? I don't really know what that means. Ingfrill says,

Stupidus Jhaerra, keep going. We're gonna never stop for stopping. Yeah. Vip Vot Voi, 2, 3,5,0 says, Sometimes I can't tell when Alex is fake laughing or not. He, always. Just flip a coin. some

thin or other 64 says I need to say you guys are on fire this week is one of the funniest shows you guys have ever done perfectly done perfectly done

but uh inversely old man diabetes said I don't want it to be Pony Month and Charlie Borman 2005 said stop with the porny stuff seriously

no yeah that fucking annoys me there's a consensus you know roll over roll over uh and usurp noodle noodle said hi alex kuma kuma is in kuma kuma is simply bare in japanese it's okay i forgive you even though you took japanese class in school and i know you must have been on edge from the the Star Wars racist scandal thing, lol. Kuma Kuma. Embarrassing. The, what, the book or the...

You? Or not knowing. You should have known what Kuma was. Yeah. Yeah, Japanese club let me down. Yeah. Pathetic. Um, and Schledit. Can round this section of saying, may I just say that recent Ebb was the funniest sense of the Joker?

Melvin? I don't know. I looked psychotic trying to hold in laughter at work, Bravo Belt Men Pleasure Absolute fucking pleasure Perfectly fucking done mate What fucking pleasure

I'll tell you what Um So a couple things Uh huh I got a CBT to do quickly This is going to be a tough one though Yeah So if you don't know

It stands for cringe-based tough Um And it will normally be quotes From like philosophers Or important people and it's kind of Jim's job to guess who they are and give them a ranking for each quote

if it's cringe-based or tough, right? Yeah. Can I... You have to guess as well who it is. Can I guess who this one is? Oh, no. Okay. Right. First quote.

Perfectly done. based no tough and Obama close put put

pop pot put morning that must be the quickest CBT yeah it's about the end

that's the only quote he has yeah what about Kanye Kanye Kanye came and dropped

like a whole new album. What would you give that? I guess based because it happened. True. I guess that was like Donda, right? No, um, cuck. God. Dave Bluntz turned up and he dropped like a whole new, a movie album.

Oh my God, it's so bad this, Chris. I couldn't have picked a worst artist. Yeah. So I guess it's time for Porni's Corner, whatever the fuck. Pornah. Pornah, porn, porn. So, like, guttrily, how are you feeling about him so far this month?

Averagely. Oh, really? You've gone down a bit. Yeah. Why? Just because there weren't that many quotes in CBT. I mean, I tried I tried to find some but there aren't any

Yeah, I guess After I did the Pony Cut Yeah, I guess we can We can watch the Pony Cut and really see Yeah What he's spitting But um He has a quote about the notebook

I haven't seen it but I would imagine it's something like this That's funny Based Yeah I'll give that one a bit based um no i i'm feeling a little bit nervous really why you know like um have you seen rocky rocky belboa yeah the boxer oh no well in one of the rocky movies that i haven't

seen he's being told like there is no tomorrow right because he's like i'll do it tomorrow i'll do it tomorrow there is no tomorrow like a rousing speech yeah yeah and then um later on in the movie he's like looking at himself in the mirror and there's like a flashback to there is no tomorrow and he's looking at himself like fuck there is no tomorrow i'm kind of feeling that type thing but with uh the comments that are all like anti-pourney oh right they really get into you are they yeah the division within the communities um you don't like division No, I like it. It's not what porny's about.

No, no, and Isn't that why he started posting and ghosting? Yeah, too much porny hate. I gotta stop posting and ghosting. Yeah, I'm just feeling kind of nervous. I'm starting to worry that maybe Pony can't carry the weight.

A month's worth. Like, four hours worth of. of conversation no that should motivate you to prove them wrong well yeah that's the other part of me but like then if I can't prove them wrong it's like embarrassing

we're way past embarrassing bro it's a loop back round to just being straight up cool yeah that's the thing you've got to wade through the the deep waters of cringe yeah to come out based like a porny.

Like a porny podcast. Yeah. Pod racing porny podcast. I think, like, I can confidently say the, uh, the brokast is the biggest porny podcast in the world. It is. Yeah. Yeah.

And that is something to be proud of. So all the haters out there, listen to that. Yeah. We're the biggest porny podcast. In the fucking world. In the world. Um, do you want to ask me my thoughts? how do you think for pony how do you think uh well

kind of opposite of how I felt last pony corner for multitudes of reasons right a bit a bit sensile no um because I was kind of crestfallen last time the concept that would never get more of him in any form right yeah yeah and how sad that is but also i've kind of gotten over that now and i'm more in a place of acceptance with the fact that like you know what at least we got him at all you know yeah for sure for sure and the amount of joy completely outweighs uh his actual screen time in the film which is under 10 minutes like we've spoken about him for so much uh

so much longer for so much more time for so much more well this it's like you said um like the movie cocoa but it's true of any idea you know we can't let it die yeah ideas only become retain whence perpetual thought of idea porn perpetual we keep it like santa we keep it like santa we keep them alive and you know what santa likes to give gifts no gift bigger better than porny you the thing is you're not entirely true correct why because of my scary socks or here that horny socks much idea that left sock is kind of porny coded but no let me say this right so as technology and like bioengineering progresses and

you know AI stuff we're going to live forever yeah so Pawney we'll enter the what do you call it the free marketplace of ideas oh shit yeah we yeah as long as we live long enough for it to become

yeah if we live for like another hundred years and he'll be in the the free marketplace of ideas the public domain yeah when does porny and to the public then we can sell porny shirts

without any concern um see he's so niche like it never comes up we'll have to get back to the listeners on that one well yeah we just got to find out what year we need to survive until

it's like 70, 80 years or something maybe less? I thought it was like a hundred I think it depends um I guess I could ask when does men in black

international because then we could even have Chris Hemsworth shirts nah yeah he gives a shit about fucking Chris Hamsworth um right yeah

95 years after its release which is is 20, 21. I can't do that. 2180? Manor Bike International will enter the public domain in the United States

on January 1st, 2029. That's like 20 years after it came out. That's 10 years after it came out. Yeah. And then it's 95 years after it's release. 2019 God,

Google's just fucking used to us now. Yeah. That AI has made it dumber. He will enter the public domain 70 years

after the death of the last surviving creator. What? Why does he have to die? I don't know. Who's the last surviving creator of

forney? They're in like the hunger games having to bathe out the creators of Oh, they're gonna hang on forever. They're gonna clutch it

down forever. Yeah, So they're going to be fucking living forever longer than us. Fuck. Just so it can't be shared. Fuck. What a bummer. We got to get F. Gary Gary on the fucking line.

Yeah. Give him up, Gary. Yeah. Yeah, like tie him to a chair. We're only asking for one thing. Yeah, that would be cool. What a twist. You've got to give them the rights.

and then we find out he's like a real guy he takes off he takes off his New York Yankees hat no I'm waiting for like um bio pets where like you can 3D print like an actual living god living creature you know that we you know because we'll just be like these bio gods yeah yeah so like I just have like an army of them you know little slaves

to do my bidding it's like that um freaky 70s movie don't remember that aliens with like the human pets cone heads no no it's like an animated french movie or something oh a fantastic planet fantastic planet great film yeah yeah I think it scared you though

yeah it was scared me it was scary as fuck but like I'm thinking like humans with pet porny and like We get them to like enact battles and stuff. Oh shit, yeah. I mean, on like a chessboard. Reenact the D-Day. Yeah, so pretty much.

Oh, did I mention that I'm ill? Why? When you stay up as late as I've been staying up, making pornic edits. it's hard to stay healthy what time did you stay up to editing the pornie um no i i had my night nurse

so i was i was i was done your paramedosine yeah yeah that i fell in love with porny I think I might be in love with pornie

I think that is what it is Like You're like one of those Those people who like Fall in love with a roller coaster or something It's actually like distressing Because it's like Unrequitted you know

Yeah yeah yeah Like I'll never get I'll never get what I want Pony never tax back Pony always leaves you on red Yeah So like I got to pay like

talented artist to make 3D renders of him and his... You can just some AI it now. True. Porny AI girlfriend. Oh my God. See, maybe I download one of those fucking shitty apps

if you could do shit like that. What, like a porny skin? Yeah, like a porny... Like if he just looked like he did, you know. We're so close. You know, just don't die.

That's what they're all doing it for. That's what Mark Zuckerberg is doing in his boardrooms. Yeah, so he can get Dobby spreading her vagina or whatever. Because you know there are people, that's kind of like the normie version of Pawnee is Dobby. Yeah, yeah, that's so, that is so true. Pornie's like the indie unknown. Yeah, yeah, Dobby's the poor man's pornie. Yeah, Dobby's like old shit

Yeah, yeah Not cool anymore Yoda's like a classic Cadillac You know Yeah Like an old school Like oh fucking hell I haven't seen one of them for a minute

Yeah And pornies like Um An Aston Martin I don't know Fucking Dobby's one of those Like perjos That's trying to be a

the sports car stay in your fucking lane dog that's so that's apt yeah that's just apt I feel like the

the metaphor king at the moment I fucking love metaphors and I love hypotheticals I fucking think they're important hypotheticals yeah why do you think they're important

it's how you explore concepts within a closed-off box with Pornie in the box. Test Pornie's morals. Yeah. Okay, if there was a trolley coming down. Yeah. And there were five people on one.

And Pornie on the other. What do you do? You've got to protect Porni because he's rarer. Correct. Correct. Correct. Correct moral judgment. Yeah.

That's crazy. I'm thinking, you know, the book of Eli? Yeah. I'm picturing, like, that same setup with someone, like, humanity's pretty much gone. And this one guy finds... A copy. It finds one Blu-ray. Or, no, even more.

he finds just the Porny month episodes of the cast and he's like listening to him and he's like trying to figure out like who is this prophet borny yeah you know is Porni the prophet or is Pony the god um that's a good question I guess we are the prophets yeah and Pornies the god yeah that's what I think so like yeah be the book of Alex and the book of Jim. The book of Pony Month. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So like, because I don't know, maybe, do you think our ideas of Porni? Like, if we were to each describe him, do you think individually our ideas of him would line up? Or do you think we... Oh, different interpretations. Yeah, do you think we kind of adjust what he is to us? And the reason we like him so much is because he has an element of like... interpretation yeah interpretation he's like fucking Batman you know he's malleable yeah he's an

idea and he's a concept yeah he's a symbol he's a symbol yeah that's why he needs to be on t-shirts this this work this into the pitch to Sony he is a symbol a symbol of hope truth reconciliation forgiveness and war He battled. And sacrifice. This is where the trolley problem gets actually difficult, okay? So trolley's going down. Pony's still on the same option, but Pornie's queen is on the other.

Oh, fuck. Because he won't forgive you. But I would have to save him in spite of that. Because we've seen in the film how it might. manifests how he's able to move past and find meaning once he loses his queen. Yeah. But this time he wouldn't have Kanye dropping a whole new album. To get him through it.

Oh no, he's getting that new Kanye album, whether he likes it or not. Yeah, I want to, you know, the hold up, I didn't realize it was this fire reaction content. Hold up. I'm thinking like, yeah, it's like the marketing. team at Sony of like you know they have sometimes remember Shrek DreamWorks would have

like lower quality animations of Shrek like watching fucking Fortnite videos or whatever I'm picturing like still quite high quality but lower quality than the film obviously Pawnee renders like reacting to

bully hmm yeah yeah yeah Like mo-capped porny Like get Camel in there Or at least someone who can do a really good impression Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, like a V-tuber

Yeah With like a porny A pea tuber Listening to bomb Yeah Reacting to bomb Yeah Porny reacts to bomb

Yeah Okay Do you hear what I'm saying Are you picking up what I'm putting down? I think so You're ponying up What I'm ponying down That's fucking

lazy that's lazy are you ponying up what I'm ponying you can't just change any word for for forny month

that's cheap that's not cheap I'm just okay I'm sorry I'm just excited because of this month I just realized do we have to do two porny corners because there's not going to be one next week

because we hadn't invented it but it's like porny corner it was like proto porny corner porna but we did the test a porny corner

last episode yeah but but like if if a snail exists before and you haven't named snails yet and you pointed it

and you say that's a snail and then you can't say like what was it before do you know what I mean like we did porny corner we just didn't name

it porny corner I guess I guess it has less structure than I'd like but sometimes dude it was legit like 45 minutes I'm talking about

thorny I think that counts I'm not the full hour because we didn't do questions we had no topics yeah we had nothing so it it was at least an hour and a half of talking about phony

I guess we'll see off to these pony messages for some questions He's on the border of cute and grotesque at all times Yeah ha I don't like you Brother Brother I'm awake now Pony

You there Pony I'm here guys Welcome to the second off of the car so we head over to the suggestions thread over on the Jam Media subreddit where you can leave questions for future episodes which you should go and do for sure

but not before you leave a comment saying oh my God help me please help me God oh god help or just something to do porn it would be fine

um but gingalaoidic can start us off here what did you do if I fucking deleted pony from your fucking mind with a men in black fucking Penderice thing and it was no more bye-bye porno or whatever the fuck

you won't remember that's not a real question no it is delete it delete it are you vetoing delete it I want to see you delete it okay thank you

bullshit beat that so you're vetoing that that's a bullshit question No, I thought it was quite clever the way it was incorporating, like, mechanics of the series. It's wrong. Yeah, well, don't threaten me with it, is what I'm saying. Don't threaten. Because we hadn't even mentioned the pen.

Well, yeah, but, I mean, he can joke about using the pen on himself or something. You forget about porn. You're so distressed by the concept of the pen removing. I don't want to hear it. Really? Who wants it? Not you. No, I don't fucking want it.

I'm not partaking because I don't want to self-actualise that potentially happening Okay Well manual 154 56 says going solely Of the time stamps And not the other parts of the cast

In which you discuss porny You discuss porny for a probable minimum of 41 minutes 49 seconds out of A one hour 31 minute podcast talking about porny

or about 46% of the last week's episode. Add in the other moments where you discuss porny during the episode and you probably talked about porny around half of last week's episode. For reference, the curry episode

is only 37 minutes long. How does that make you feel? That's good. That feels like undoing damage once done, once dealt. I want to be able to upload at least a four hour long, like, porny montage. Yeah, yeah. Like a best of. Yeah, like at the end of October.

Yeah, like, to cap it off. Porny month best moments. Yeah. It's like, um, it's like fair army. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly like fair army. Pawnee army After all this

We've finally found our niche Our USP But why is it Like this has never happened before With like A certain creature There have been lots of creatures Coming in and out

There's never like Been one that's like Latched onto him right like this We've got like a parasitic relationship It's like um I don't know there's something kind of romantic about it

you know like there is because Dobby's come up a lot like Sandy yeah yeah yeah but it's never been like this cyborg Scooby D

Ruby D yeah Scrappy D people hate Ruby D the dees people hate Ruby D they were like he was really trying

too hard to make that one stick okay Ruby Dube Month in November then that's what's crazy is I genuinely don't think

I could do I couldn't do it with Ruby Doe. No, no. There's not enough to... There's just not enough. There's not enough there. That's it. Yeah.

There's not enough there. I would like a breakdown every porny episode on like percentiles. How much was porny? Because this episode's doing pretty good so far. Yeah, yeah. I think we're doing...

Like, we're living up to the name, at least, I think. What do you mean? Pornie month. yeah off to a good start off to the races yeah yeah you know yeah um what did you think about the chicken big macs i know people are really fucking weird it sucks right it's shit it's like two flattened chicken nuggets and three pieces of bread yeah the chicken like isn't resistant and it's like chicken patte what have you made this shit out of yeah it's like cream of chicken 3d printed chicken yeah but also it's got all the like burger-y stuff going on yeah i mean

well i like pickles yeah like pickles don't really go with chicken yeah they do pickles go with all everything yogurt not true so you'd have pickle fucking ice cream yeah with yogurt pickle ice cream with yogurt no I just needed to know that fact because I didn't actually ask you earlier so

I mean it was shit but everything is shit right now because I'm ill yeah but that doesn't mean like you should just eat fucking liquid chicken saying that I had chicken soup for for dindins yesterday

and it was fucking banging mate yeah chicken soup's what you want when you're real you know creamy chicken fucking salt lad um crust pain has an interesting one bear bear bubbly beltman boys i was wondering what if you had your own bar a jar bar what drinks would be sold specifically ones designed by jar things like the members themselves or stuff like please and run or episode titles or the pets anything come to mind you've got to do the perfectly done cocktail oh yeah or the actual bar i was trying to think of like you know a porn star martini

yeah yeah there was actually a uh a reply the cosmo pornyton yeah yeah that was a normal yeah that's a good one mo pony toe uh uh porny porny Yeah, Pornie Star Martini is good. Yeah, I'm quite proud of that one. But I'm thinking, like, just, just, like, porny blue lagoon. And, like, porny espresso martini.

Yeah. No, I can get down with that. I'm picturing, like, the branding. Like, the bar is called Perfectly Done, and it's got, like, a neon. Yeah. Like, porny. Yeah.

Doing his thumbs up, you know? And, like, all the menus and stuff will be, like, PNGs. Everywhere, yeah. Just, yeah, in his different poses. And, like, famous, like, posters and scenes for a movies with pony in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, more like, um, you know, the, the, like, dogs playing snooker. Yeah, yeah.

They're all, like, porn. Playing poker. Yeah, playing poker and shit like that, wearing suits. Yeah, that'd be good And I'd want it to be like a violent bar People always fighting and shit Get drunk and fucking killing each other It's like a vicious hangar

Yeah, yeah It's where they're like hell's angels They got like pornies dangling off their bars You go there not only to buy drugs But like the cheapest Worst quality drugs is like around Yeah Promethazine just on the menu

Um What's a cocktail that has red bull in it? Uh Vodka Red Bullca Red Bulls Yeah Vodka Vettable We could hire some Germans

And you're only allowed to order it If you order it in the voice Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the secret menu. You can have anything with Red Bull in it. Only if you use the voice. Free Red Bull if you do the voice. And a Red Bull?

Cross Payne actually said Bougar Gold would be a good cocktail. Immediately kills you after you take a sip. No, you could use the vodka that has like little gold flakes in it. Shit, yeah. Bugger Gold Cocktail. I saw a video today on YouTube short, so it might not be real. But the guy sounded quite convincing, so I'm choosing to believe it.

But apparently diamonds aren't very rare. What the hell are you talking about? Apparently diamonds are really common. There's heaps of them. There's bloody loads of them. What do you mean? What's like got to cocktails? Well, no, because we're just talking about bugger gold.

Gold is rare. God's, yeah That's why it's got value right But it's not that rare Huh? No, apparently The diamond companies were like What if we just pretended that they're rare

And sell them for loads of money That sounds like fake news I think it's, I'm choosing to believe it's real news Because it was on a YouTube short Um Long Island iced pony Hey, that's a good one Pony on the beach

Yeah Or sex with the pony Sex with Pony on the beach I think that's the best name Bloody Pony Yeah Pony Mary

Cosma Porniton's actually really good Fair play with that one Yeah, that's a good one Pina Porni Porni collada Pina Porni Come on

To fucking try I'm just spitball in here man I had an old fashion the other day An old pony Yeah Yeah, yeah AIM to look old You know

Yeah That's an awesome idea How old pony Like he's He's wise by that point You know Yeah He's got wisdom

He's got like a little beard He's got his own queen He's over the queenship by then Yeah He's a king of his own realm King of the cocktails And He can

He can be nice Like it I think that There should be a cocktail Called F Gary Gary Yeah Like an ode to the fucking OG master, creator. It's not fair, man.

Get Chris Hemsworth doing some of the ads. He opens it. He has the big... The big scissors. He's like, who's this porny guy? Tessa Thompson can pop in. She works there. like he's part owner

no no just employee she's in the kitchen why the kid no she can make the cocktails a sex with pony on the beach you say coming right up what a city

with this like best belonging Swindon Booming up Can I get to sex with Pony on the beach please Where would it do best New York No I

In my head I'm thinking like Like Bradford on Haven Bradford on Haven Or like Leacock Right yeah You're going for that like a

bourgy historical kind of you know old world yeah yeah yeah well actually no like Tokyo because his arm is like

um oh shit yeah he's like samurai samurai inspired so um m tessor Thompson in Tokyo

yeah yeah or Vegas Vegas is a show yeah have like strippers um there is it like with the samurai

hammer on yeah yeah they wear like porny themed yeah it can be straight up brothel brothel fucking weed dispensary cocktail bar

pornies fucking emporium imporneum yeah I just go to perfectly done for the wings yeah let's make it let's make it fucking happen

that sounds like a go thumb me idea yeah first we need those fucking rights or just to wait time is on our side time's fucking drastically against us

someone one of you listening must be like a lawyer just born or just been born yeah or both ideally it's up to you you're a baby lawyer whatever it's up to you to carry this idea and like us keeping porny alive through our thoughts through our memory this business idea brod take on to dragon's den ask. You figured out I have to print fucking money. Let me in.

I want to see what Duncan Bannetine thinks of perfectly done. Yeah. Give him a taste of sex with pony on the beach. Yeah. That's bloody nice. You know what, folks? That's bloody lovely. the Diary of a CEO guy is like

so this porny guy did you make him up well this is where we need you all we need is the rights yeah 8 million all we ask

we can share the rights you can make a Netflix show we'll make the brothel brothel weed dispensary cocktail bar hey fuck I actually think it would do

what non-ironically I think it would actually be a good business I genuinely think it would make a lot of money maybe maybe enough to even

get some Saudi money in Saudi that's where it should be in Saudi Arabia or the Saudi princes fucking love the establishment that's where

perfectly that belongs keep it as a fucking brothel as well that's such a good idea holy fuck Dubai chocolate cocktail pony

to buy fucking chocolate holy fuck I mean so fucking true oh my god yeah awesome awesome stuff Pornie's just a gift that keeps on fucking... I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. The amount of ideas that have like... Yeah. Launch padded off of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like a creative mind that is just so chock full of resource. You know? That's what's so sad about them dropping the ball, you know?

Yeah. All that potential. Yeah. Just thrown to the wayside, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck So stupid It's like what are you thinking about

What are you How are you doing it so wrong Do you know what I mean Like Oh god I want to see that Dragon's Den episode so badly now Yeah Oof

Um Our slash Jam Media Says Boys I know we like to laugh in meme on here Nonstop But I want to say genuinely I've had a really rough couple of days and the latest episode made me laugh and smile so much and really brightened up my tuesday morning

my tuesday parentheses mourning are from new zealand here lull no control over the time zones i'm sorry jim thank you lads for always being a shining light of porny energy your continuous laughs and lightheartedness put things into perspective frequently for me but i should take it easy and not be so hard on myself much love um then he has a bit of a racist suggestion unintentionally he says you should rebrand to JAP Jim Alex and Pornie

He probably won't do that Yeah Yeah I didn't think so I'm glad that Porni can do that for people as well Don't thank us thank Porni Thanks Sony yeah thanks sony thank tessa thompson she's the one who flew out kumail to the studio she was

laid this is slapping let's get kumel and the studio that was a good call to be fair it was a good cool um let's do a couple more here to wrap this up uh because um i frankly just can't wait to show you the morning yeah i'm so excited that's all i'm thinking about um uh jot jott und daggers so yoten daggers god

hi venomized Alex and venomized gym hello venomized yotan daggers I have a question for both of you genuinely what is it like to be British how would you rate your British experience and why slash what factors affect your rating

also if you were American what state would you be from and why cheers um being British is it's pretty normal it's pretty awful I think it's the worst

um being third worst being you can be born as do we want to know what one and two are do you want to because I have in my head sure um the only ones that are worse are America and France

um so yeah it's like a I don't know seven out of ten It's pretty easy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's good if you're one of the, um, like the king types.

Royalty. Well, if you're just in that, like, echelon, then it's fucking cracking. If you're an oligarch. Yeah, if you're one of the ones that can just do whatever you want, then it's great. Hmm. So,

I guess. That goes, that's the same in France and, America. Um, if I were from America, I'd be from, um, I'd be a, I'd be a Floridian. I'd, I think I'd be an immigrant. What the fuck do you mean? I'd be, if I were from America, I'd be an Indian immigrant in America. Like, in what state? uh Dakota

sure that's throwing me for a loop um I'd have like American nationality you know I've like been there long enough and you know works long enough where I have nationality

but I'm still right right um I feel like I'd be uh you be a taxon you would definitely a german texan you'd be a texan who descended from Nazis which is most of them why do you think I'm Texan um because you're I love ice tea because you're blonde are they I don't know I just like it's hot and sunny and it's

like blonded your hair I don't know there was no logic in it And I do love guns lots Guns are cool Actually can I change my answer because I like guns No but like you'd be fine You could have guns In Dakota Yeah of course

Every state guns are legal Really What a crazy place What a crazy crazy place They just need more good guys with guns I guess They need a superman with a gun right let's end this then with this one from read this in a bad accent

bear bear boys yeah bear bear boy what are your top tier babe classic British dinners I'm gonna give you some suggestions including some British versions of certain foods from S tier down to D tier okay so I guess I'll I'd say them one at a time and we can you don't start a D tier and go up that's way more exciting sure I don't know if he's actually I'm just gonna read it in the yeah

it's just random things pie and gravy pie and gravy that's a good like B that's like middle of the road I think it can be A it could be A

but that's like if you're like a nice restaurant yeah but yeah B or C Sunday roast S2 yeah

Sunday roast is s tier and if you disagree you're an idiot yeah agreed toad in the hole I'm gonna go a it can be I have a real issue with the name it's like such an unappetizing name toad in the fucking hole that's how it used to be made it sounds like porny porny in the fucking hole he's based on a toad in the hole inspired porny's existence he's like some sort of toad in a hole that can be on the menu at perfectly done though

oh absolutely all the Saudis like would love it yeah yeah yeah you know just put some um it's got to be like a cocktail as well so it's got like liquor in the

in the batter it's because you know you make the batter with like milk and stuff it could be like a white Russian porny in the hole so it's like proper filthy I don't know about that They can be fucking disgusting

Nice and stodgy Yeah No, that's a good point Because a bad one is like really bad I can say D, fuck don't know I can't even remember the last time I'll go down to B I make a good fucking toad in the hole

I'll be honest Right Yeah Especially if you season it I just never I haven't had it in like literally decades bit of rat meat

in there yeah uh call Welsh lamb stew N A can't speak on it yeah I don't think I've had that I've had like stew before stew's okay

stew's okay but stews are good but stew is like I feel it has a cap it can only be so good I don't know man I think it could be pretty good The meme is like

Dad's texting saying Mom's making a stew Don't even bother coming to him Yeah Fish and chips Ooh Don't you dare say S It can be S

It can If you're on Somewhere like Near the sea There can be S tier Fish and Chip shops Yeah

up north especially they've got some really good fish the majority aren't no so that would bring it down i personally never really eat it i'd probably give it a b but i have had s tier i don't know if i've ever had s tier i've had a but never s tier fish and chips right tika masala it was made in glasgow Glasgow, I don't know what I said like that Glasgow Um, S-2 Yeah, S-tier S-tier

Yeah, without a doubt Shepherds Pie F Fucking hater shepherds pie Another really like unappetising Name You know all I can think about When I think of like shepherds is them like

You know, the herding shitty sheep asses. Shitty sheep's. Well, crusty. They are always crusty. And that's like what a shepherd's pie looks like when the potatoes like it looks like a sheep's fucking shitty ass. Yeah. I'm gonna go see.

Like the best shepherd's pie is still a sea, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to add desserts, there's spotted dick. F Kevin what's with the names yeah

an infected dick yeah cool man why would you ever like choose that yeah out of like all the options yeah

yeah what's fucking tricle sponge that's coming okay eating mess it's at least an A I

is that that's got meringue right yeah I can't have meringue so let's see that's extremely subjective though yeah I'd understand why someone would like it

yeah I'd give it an A Victoria Sponge Victoria Sponge it's like middle of the road though it's B you know it's like they can be fucking ridiculously good but they're like the most normal cake most baseline normal

default cake pure normal yeah So it's got to be B. I'm gonna go A though. I don't, I have to go there. Yeah, we like jam and shit in there. Uh-huh. Fuck, yeah, fruity.

I'll go A. I'll bump it up. Fuck it. Nicker Bocker Glory. Fucking F. Gee, like, hell no. What the fuck is that? Oh no, these are fire.

That's good, isn't it? Yeah, but the name drops it by like six points. These names that are fucking horrendous. Yeah, who the fuck. fuck we call that a knickerbocker glory everyone that's like an ice cream sunday yeah that's what it is but it's just like the cringy british way of explaining oh would you like a oh oh would you like some sort of a uh knickerbocker oh yeah knickerbock glory way shut up it would be an a but it's brought down to a b by the name yeah it's a fucking f for me thank

I can't piss off. Apple pie? I never eat any of these, so like I've got no strong bean. Yeah, I'm going to give it like a C, maybe a B. Apple Crumble? I don't give a shit about crumble either. That's like a B, an A. Apple crumbles an A. I'm not going to give Apple Pie anything, so I just don't give a fuck.

What about Battenberg? Nah, not for me. That's, uh, D, I think. Yeah, this shit sucks. I fucking hate Battenberg. Yeah. Ah, just looking at it, pisses me off. It looks like the Windows logo.

Yeah. Look at that fucking Union one. Union flag fucking Battenberg. I want to punch it. Yeah, um, yeah, these, we got to step up. but fucking yeah I was gonna say like

oh we're gonna come into our own with the desserts like we got some belt of spotted dick fucking knickabucker pussy

fuck I'm not gonna lie most of the time I probably don't have the classics pretty much most weeks I'll make a spag bowl or chili

thanks lads I hope this section doesn't make you too hungry I'm a bit hungry now it's kind of done the opposite I just want to be sick I need a chicken Big Mac

I'm thinking about it's like shitty sheep I did treacle. Oh yeah. Yeah, I was wrong. It's not on there. Tricle sponge. That's an ass.

That is S. Tracle sponge fucking bobs. Yeah. Sticky toffee? Sticky toffee pudding is S plus. Yeah, that's S plus. Yeah. Yeah.

That's like if it's on the pub dessert menu, it's like, why even have any other option? Yeah. Although sometimes I'll be like, man. I should have got the treacle. Because the treacle's fun. Never for me. If that's the option. I'm never picking it over.

S. T.P. Sticky, toffee, porny. So, quick question. Yeah. I've got one more. One more British iconic food. What's that? Burger.

Chicken Big Mac. Esteer. Burger. Classic British meal. McDonald's. Right. I got to stop there because I'm losing it. My voice.

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