JAR Media Posdact - Where tf is Mario Judah? - Corncast 16

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:09 Housekeeping 09:19 Where tf is mario judah? 14:59 Destiny Beyond Light 26:02 Mid Break 37:08 Reddit Questions 37:19 Chris Evans Retrospective 38:12 Best Film & Album 43:17 Favourite way to eat corn 45:34 How many vegetables has james eaten in the last 7 days? 46:57 Why does James not wear glasses anymore? 48:09 Fox-Catching 55:56 Thoughts on Breath Sprays 59:04 Will we visit James May's new pub? 1:01:00 Have you read/watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventure? 1:02:00 Ridiculously Long Fallout 76 Comment 1:27:03 Metal Gear as they say? 1:29:41 Bonus Moment PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast 16. I'm your host, Alex, joined by, hmm, Pess a dick himself, James. Um, is this my cue to talk? Because I'm pretty sure I'm not Pissadick himself. You admitted your... Sorry, I went talking to, like, my name is called... I'm supposed to just say your name, then you just say, like, your catchphrase. and then I go to the next person until we've all gone through our catchphrases so Jim what's your catchphrase

No I keep trying to think of a catchphrase It's getting me kind of riled up I just can't come up with a good one Have you got a catchphrase on the mind Me Yeah That was it Go with your gut

Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Yeah, just me question mark Me Before we get too deep into the show I want to shout out the patrons And making the audio version possible How do we want to start this off then

Let's do, why don't we do a little bit of housekeeping Yeah, let's keep our things in order I again want to thank the patrons For inventing RSS feeds iTunes and Spotify That was a real good job, you guys Snorto Boto OWO says Hey JAR

Just want to say that my life has been very turbulent and uncertain lately. And just knowing that I can wake up every Monday morning and have a new jarcast as everything just a little bit worse. Blake W. says, as an American listener, it genuinely feels like I'm listening

to a foreign language when you guys talk about sweets and desserts. Yeah. Oh, you make me some jammie dodgers, bro. Oh, Jaffick that. It's not our chocolate is so yummy. Which one is the most ridiculous name? Jeffer cakes

No I think specifically the way James says Jammie Dodger Say it Jamie Jodger What was it? Jammie Jodger Jemmy Jodger That's the most ludicrous one in my mind How

Jammy Dodger is good, yeah Chambi Jorja Spence Put Flusi Shrump Dossing said Hi from Denmark I killed a mink yesterday so there was someone with their own bare hands

had finished one off I read I read somewhere I can't confirm it's true that it takes like 70 minks to make one glove no

70 yeah I don't I don't know how true that is there I need to look up like a mink size comparison about as big as a glove you know like bigger sound there

yeah but yeah surely it would take like two per glove then oh they look like that yeah weird little ferret otter things you know yeah though like christ i thought the north of europe was supposed to be nice well not the danish they're not people if they're putting us in danger sorry they're not they voted against it they actually voted against just mass executing all the minks

oh really weak wills has actually committed a crime but i think i think it's uh Norway or it's one of the countries near it was just like they had a vote a few years ago and they're like no we're not going to kill the minks anymore. Which is a good thing. Let the minks be cute. Well, yeah, the Norwegians and the Swedes, they're people, but the Danish are not. Sorry, Denmark. Yeah, you lose out on peoplehood

again. Denmark's a place? No. It's actually fictional as well. I'm pretty sure it was just... Brand. Sam S has one for us. They should go back to being in random video game lobbies. It was more visually

pleasing. I agree. How'd you guys do about that? I don't. I... What, sorry? No. Like recording in a video game. Like, in a virtual space, if you will.

Yeah, I like doing that. I like doing it, but I don't like fucking coordinating all four of us downloading a game. It doesn't sound complicated, but I just... It's somehow... Somehow James makes it complicated every time. Yes, you do. No, that's not fucking true. That's totally true.

You're just like, I don't have any... I didn't. Why not? I don't know. It's just sort of like that every time. Oh, I couldn't find it. Well, no, no, it happened because trying to make us all download a game was hard. So instead, it was just G-mod every month, every week, without playoff. And then we tried to, like, coordinate mods in G-mod, and we couldn't even do that either.

It's like the founding pillar of Jha is that we have to eat. It's that same thing. We have to eat. And if we don't do that, there's going to be chaos. The food has been replaced with games and we're just not capable. We're actually just, I'm sorry, we're just not capable anymore. We are hardly human. We're only human.

Yeah, we should just become minks. Appropriate Hotel 7. It's going to round off the housekeeping. All right, so I like to put stickers on my laptop and sides of my furniture to add some character and to kind of show what some of my interests are. I would like to make some of jar, but I want James's permission to make one of him because of his foe, be a thanks. Stickers?

Yeah, this is appropriate Hotel 7. They want to make some stickers. No, no, I can't. But even if, like, you're not involved or related in any way and you'll probably never see one. They can. They've got my permission. It sounds like you're at gunpoint, though.

Who I am. Stickers. Oh, you know, actually on the subject of stickers, have you had the ad from Red Bubble on YouTube and the in the ad this woman they just loads of stickers cover her face and it's actually no matter feel it's horrible what because there are stickers on her yes no stickers on the face like covering all of the face like that's just actually horrifying I might just be me who's only had it but it pops up constantly it's like it knows and I'm scared maybe because you're always talking about stickers your phone like picks it up in the

algorithm and thinks oh you want stickers yeah No. We got a special delivery to the JARPO box. Something kind of special, actually, that I want to quickly shout out if we can. They include a little message. Hello, Mingers. I was cleaning my room when I found this amazing book hidden behind the others in my bookcase, and I thought you would enjoy it.

Maybe Alex can read it to James as his bedtime story. Keep cringinged game on from user Remo Sapien. Is it related to Richard Hammond or Jeremy Clark? No, it's related to something else. James May? No, it's the official schooltastic Madagascar movie novel. I'll just flip to a random page and read you an excerpt. The noise of the jungle twittered and screeched around him.

Oh, they forgot to turn off the ambient sound again. Alex groaned. Let me get to another bit, hang on. Later that same day, it was time for Alex's last show of the afternoon. He stood in his enclosure, gathering himself for his big entrance, as the crowd waited outside in breathless anticipation. The tinny announcers voice blared for his final appearance of the day, the king of New York City, Alex the Lion.

Yeah, thanks for sending that. I, um, how many people do you think bought that book? I reckon it's in thousands of homes just hidden hidden in the attic in the corner just like a wellic a tasty treat for a rainy day

did you eat that marshmallow salsa by the way James of course he didn't I've got to admit it has been on my mind I just haven't had the opportunity to get the correct marshmallows

and I'd like to add what are the best marshmallows for for salsa because there's loads of different varieties what ones do I buy? You're already thinking too much about it, just any marshmallow

you can find. Yeah, I'd wager that the person recommended this, like, just to see if you'd do it. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. This is all just to spite you in some way. Well, they better try harder because this is something I definitely do. Because it's just like, I'm not going to buy

marshmallows that are covered in sugar, because that won't go with salsa. normal marshmallows, they might. So I need to know these things. Just buy a bag of big marshmallows, you know? Yeah, but I've got to consider, Ruben, that I need to actually be able to eat the marshmallows. The big ones are just horrible.

I don't like big marshmallows. Sounds like your weak-willed. Use a flump because they're like long. Yeah, like a dipping tube, yeah. Okay, that works. I'll buy a flump today. Well, you know what, James. uh you've been warned there's nowhere to run you'll pay the price i will take your life

there's no running back now your loved ones are so sad you had a choice but you failed well good i've got some fucked up shit i've got to talk about now i can't i can't i can't can't hold it any longer. So I found this song Die Very Rough by Where the fuck is Mario Judah? Oh, fuck, sake. And I

thought it was like a man's not hot type, you know, like parody song, like mocking. You know, like the industry. It definitely seems to have the um... What's the word? It has the quality of like a parody type

type thing But the guy he seems to He seems to take himself quite seriously And this this song is actually It's destroyed me I can't remove it from my head Ever since I heard it like I've just kept listening to it on repeat And the day

The night that I heard it I went to sleep like thinking about it And then I dreamed about it And I woke up with the fucking songs still like playing in my head and it was not it was not a good time it was horrible it's like torture it's like uh you know one of the SCP like monsters it's the die very rough SCB it's horrifying what do you guys think of this uh um I'm the lion or N word I'm the lion big dog big bear I'm a lion I'm the predator I'm the I can't anybody says yeah and anyone he says I found you

Does he not say you're the prey that is hiding? No these are the lyrics I'm a big dog, big bear and word I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding Oh my oh my I have found you and word Don't run from me You're not fast enough

You're not brave enough You're out of luck now it's time for you to die Very rough It has one verse and the chorus is repeated twice And that's the whole song I'm not going to cast judgment until the like full version comes out like surely there's going to be an extended

no it's the full version and it's huge what song has one verse this one like I can't believe it I just can't I can't deal with this shit anymore can you picture a person that would just sit and listen to this like ordinarily yeah

Yes, I'm going to admit Me at the age of 14, probably Is this Have you heard this before, Rubin, of this Mario Judica? Yeah, I've heard that song before It's been a little bit of a meme for a little while Yeah, I am getting on TikTok, wasn't it? Yeah, that's where I was made aware of it

I didn't think it was actually popular though Yeah, it's kind of like 11 million plays on Spotify It's become a meme, that's why it's like it's like popular in like it's it's got 12 and a half million lessons it's gone up another million

then in the last few days yeah yeah it must have had a resurgence lately or something but I watched this weird interview with the guy Mario Judea and I don't know I think he needs some help or something

you've watched it Jim what did you think of his response he's he seems to like you know the way Kanye like became so full of himself that he's like this caricature this character he's gone beyond can yeah he's gone beyond Kanye and like nobody even knows who he is like he's got this huge ego but it just can't work out why because he do the vibrato thing badly yeah it's terrible yeah did you guys ever see that weird Kanye like TV show this

animated show thing the kids kids see ghost animated. Do you see this? I sure. You showed me the thingy a while ago, the trailer or whatever. Yeah, I saw the trailer. There's like a two minute ad thing for like a show where Kanye voices like his bear character. And there's like a fox or something and it's very like abstract and surreal and I don't really understand what it is. I guess there's a show supposed to come out this year based on that album.

I don't really understand what it is. Karnik never releases anything He just says I'm doing this We just throw his money into it And they make a trailer And then he just goes There's something else Yeah

To be fair it looked like proper shit Yeah I mean It didn't look great or anything But It was just like the two cartoon characters screaming for two and a half minutes It's really bizarre Yeah it is really fucking weird

That's the Yeah it's just Search Kidsy Ghosts animated show preview. 2020 it says but I mean, we're nearly at the end already. Yeah, that's not happening. There's no way it's happening. Like, there was that album that was supposed

to come out like months ago, wasn't it? Donda. Yeah, nothing came about that either. Rubin, we've been playing a video game. What video game is that? Destiny New Light has come out and has revealed certain things to the community. Destiny behind dark?

So how far, how far are you and how much have you played destiny new light so i have played destiny beyond like upside light new light is the like quest they added for new players so the game would pretend to make sense okay beyond light then yeah i've played a lot of it since it came out um it's all right you know yeah i i finish the campaign today and it's not like the worst campaign out of all of them including D1 but I think out of D2 ones it's kind of

massively disappointing from I think they just set expectations really badly I just didn't think it was going to be quite this light on stuff to do and it's like you're really going to send me back to the same map from the first fucking game the one I've grinded hundreds of

hours on and like yeah but that was years ago now it's nostalgic well yeah I don't really understand this thing where it's like it's the same game but they've just taken things away and now just enough time has passed so they can repackage it and charge you again for it or I guess it's technically free by the cosmodrome part yeah the cosmodrome is free and yeah Europa though no yeah but the I mean that I just don't think they give a

single shit about their campaigns I think they're so weak what's the best what's the best campaign they've made post like a halo game like I don't know if there's ever been destiny's strength really No, I don't think that's ever been interesting. Destiny has sort of been it's, it's like the continued content, the content that comes in the weeks after a big launch. The big launch is always like, well, now anyway. I mean, people talk a lot about Taken King,

but that's because Destiny 1, by comparison, was so shit before Taken King came out in terms of content. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to compare now because we've had two pretty bad expansions, Curse of Osiris and Warmind. you know that was that they just repeated destiny one there basically that first year of destiny two was just a repeat of destiny one two bad expansions

and then forsaken came out yeah if not worse yeah if not worse and then forsaken came out and everyone was like whoa forsaken so good so great just like with Taken king but are they going to do that again are they just going to like fix it in a few months

and be like oh it's good again now just because comparatively it is I don't know if it's even like I don't know if anyone's even it's fair to call it bad yet but the season what happens next Tuesday will really set the tone

if next Tuesday nothing really comes with it and the season is disappointing then yeah that that will be bad for the game yeah there seems to be like a little bit of a disconnect with the way they kind of talk about and advertise the game compared to what they're actually able to deliver

because the ads make it seem like it's this like huge big like big deal expansion and stuff and you go into it and it's like but europe is not very big yeah and but the thing is there are like little secrets and things because they always do that these little secrets but you can't do any of it yet you know no one knows how to do it yet or and it's probably because you know everyone runs around trying to find like this thing that thing and then usually it turns out that bungee just haven't made it available yet and you've got to wait so next week yeah i think one of the main contentions is they've charged like extra for this expansion too compared to like shadow keep

For example, even the pricing scheme for Destiny has bothered me for a while now, where it is basically if you break it down, like paying a subscription, if not more, like five bucks a month, if not more. But you're not getting the same content you wouldn't an MMO. So I don't really understand. No, MOs are a huge, yeah. Yeah, I don't really understand really what their philosophy is at the top, because now they've removed, like, 70% of the guns or whatever.

Yeah, that's the figure. They've removed 74.9% of the weapons and armor, and only replaced it with, like, an equivalent 7% or something of that figure. Yeah, and, like, all the vendors and stuff still have the same gear. Like, I did a bunch of strikes and then went to give in my coins, whatever the fuck they give you. And I got an ingrin that was, like, too weak to even be valuable. It was, like, below anything relevant.

So I just don't understand these systems that they... they're, like, laying on top of each other that, like, just don't compliment. I have had this season, uh, excluding guns that I got from the season pass, uh, two weapons that I don't, I haven't seen before. Or, no, three, no, I'm no, I'm this like five, five, yeah, I've just encountered one, I've had five weapons that I've not encountered before. Well, yeah, I'm just trying to, like, rationalise, like, what is it? It needs it to be good at, like, at least one thing.

Like, have a good story mode. Have a good loot game. have like a variety of enemies or something but like what does it have at the moment because it's taken all the fucking planets out and like so much of that old content which is a discussion in and of itself of like the weird ethical problem of that where you're like paying a bunch of money for this content that you can't access anymore like dLCs whenever like i can go back to mass effect two download a dLC and play that you can't download war mind and play that now it's like a really weird

they're saying with that game. I don't know. It doesn't look good. It's one of these things where it's just going to be over the next year, whether or not it's any good. But that doesn't help people in the short term because there are people that have bought this expecting. I don't know, quite a lot. Considering Bungee said, yeah, no, it'll be good. You know, we're removing all this other stuff, but we guarantee it'll be, you know, all right. Sort of what the implication was. Don't you think like their campaigns are basically like... Exactly the same every time? Yeah, they're the same every time, but they're kind of what you'd expect from a side quest in, like, a normal game. Do you know what I mean?

Like, they're so vague and there's, like, just enough, like, just the bare minimum they can put in for, like, characters, shit and progression and whatnot. Oh, yeah, I guess they consider their real story to be the season now. That must be how they view it. It's strange to market an expansion in the traditional way where, like, look, there's a big story, blah, blah, blah, and then have it be that. pretty much supplementary material. It's got the same problem it had when it first came out, ironically, where it's got an identity crisis. It doesn't know what it wants to be.

Does it want to be like a huge expansion based? Like you're putting in a big chunk of money each time. It's got like a season past thing as well, as well as like an ever-verse store. It wants to have all the good shit, all the like monetary gains from all the other games, but not provide the content. I guess they've banked on people probably buying the best edition, spending the £60 or the $70 or whatever it is

and having access to every season for the next year I guess that's what they're banking on each time I mean the season pass has pretty much become the subscription service and theoretically having expansion and a season thing with a subscription that's like that's normal MMO stuff but like you said MMOs actually add content and they do vault content MMOs do you know filter stuff sometimes stuff or it just becomes naturally irrelevant

and no one plays it and that's fine well the Taken King basically did it made a bunch of stuff irrelevant and no one really care because there was so much new stuff to find and I think that's what it is there's just not enough new shit to yeah and yeah that it wouldn't even bother people about stuff being because I think the reality is a lot of people wouldn't be no but no one would be playing the stuff that's been removed no one really bothered with a lot of it it's just the fact that content yeah nothing else nothing really came to replace it and it does just sort of it doesn't feel right, I guess, for a lot of people.

It's just like, how many fallen expansions have they released for this fucking series now? Well, yeah, I mean, the Ray doesn't come out yet, and already the suggestion is that the baddie will have combined itself with a robotic device of some description, just like in the Rise of Iron raid. Well, yeah, I thought they were kind of taking the piss with Rise of Iron with, like, the Fallen Reuse thing and the Re-Skinning, but it's not stopping. they just can't they can't they seem to think that like the fallen are as epic as the elites from halo or something

like we care of it's just annoying to fight and have small heads so they're not fun to kill they tried to give them like a bit of character it's the first time they've like delved into the kind of history within the game itself without but it's like an awkward cut scene that's over within seconds and then like the whole thing's wrapped up clean by the end anyway so there's just no point getting invested in anything at all and it's so cringy

So much of it, the darklog is so fucking bad. The cutscenes are so bad. They're like Carlya showing up and the stuff she says to you. It's just so like, it seems so out of date. Carlisier from Skyrim. Yeah. Carl Leia. Yeah, she plays the, you know, the stranger.

The woman from the Walking Dead that was in the original destiny. Because that game was the ridiculous cast for whatever reason. That's where that budget went, I guess. What the fuck was that about? Yeah. What the hell? was that about to this day. Fucking Peter Dinklage.

I think I've actually come round on. I think I'd actually prefer Peter Dingledge of Nolan North at this point. I just can't hear that ghost voice anymore. It might just be the lines they give him, but, man, I don't dig that anymore. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see how it kind of evolves over the next few weeks, but I'm kind of massively disappointed, personally. We'll see.

You're going to try the raid, at least. That's normally where the good content is. Yeah. Any other final points on that one? I guess next week will be the real sort of deciding factor when the season starts and it's revealed whatever it is, whatever people will be doing. Yeah, we've kind of excluded Jim and James because they obviously haven't played it, but you guys have any... I have played it. Any thought?

They haven't fucking played it. I have, and my opinion is completely factual. He hasn't played it. I haven't played it. And I don't think I will. Like, there was a point where Destiny 2 seemed to being a state where... I would have probably jumped on when it went like free to play

and there seemed to be lots going on of it but now it appears to be in the state where I that that enthusiasm or what little love I had back then is completely destroyed and there's no there's no challenge

yeah there's just so much competition now as well there's just so much stuff competing for time and just I guess we'll be back after these messages Buh, ba-ba! Um, hello, this is me, Argi. Oh, you do realize that there are Bebo shirts available, right? Take a look at the really cute shirts. Look in the description or under the video for more.

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My hands don't smell of testicle. You just get your hand and you just put sticky tape on it and then you just kind of like... There's one paper towel. Yeah. James is the paper towel of Joe. Who is? It's better to be the paper towel than the... than the bulls.

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David Wallace. Thanks, everyone. Thanks, David Wallace. Yeah, thanks David Wallace. Thanks, David Wallace. Welcome to the second half of the Corncast, then, where we answer questions from the jar subreddit. God, it's confusing, keeping track of all the names of all this shit. Banana Ray is going to start us off.

James has previously said that Chris Evans' penis looks so large due to the angle the photo was taken from Could he please show us a demo dick pick to prove his point by making his massive dick look monstrous? What? Fuck you, asshole, you fucking fuck that. I read the whole thing. You weren't listening? No, I'm just perplexed by what it's been said. They said if Chris Everson's penis looks so large due to the angle. Which is what you said about when it's... Yes, I did.

Could you show a demo dick pick to prove the point? No, because they... I've got... That stuff ain't free. If people were willing to put money for that, then yes. Fuck, okay. Okay, fair enough. So, um... Harry King has one.

What would each of you say is the best film you've ever seen and the best album you've ever heard? You must justify your picks, Mingers. Oh, oh, this is fucking easy, bro. This is so fucking easy. It's good fellas, without a doubt. That's your best, is it? Yes.

And reasons, it's just everything about it. I'm not, I'm not like a movie of viewers. I can't go into detail of why things are good and why they're better than others. It's just an incredible movie in every level, and I love it. Yeah. In terms of albums, though, like... that ain't that ain't fucking easy the best album you've ever heard

yeah that is actually really fucking hard because it's like I don't even know where to begin because I don't think surely something must pop into your mind you get okay you do the movies and then we'll do um album that makes sense

that's the thing about this question with it being the best why is it to be the best like recently I really watch 2001 and that's really standing in my mind but there's the whole recency bias thing like if you wait a few weeks it can change so at the moment I'm not really sure I really like Batman v Superman mm-hmm there is um best music yeah like you say but best also sort of implies some like objective nature to it like yeah like everyone agrees yeah and I don't like that so

Because everyone is going to have a different perspective. Yeah. So I'd prefer if the question was like favorite. But honestly in terms of movies, I was going to say 2001, just as like the obvious answer. Really? Yeah. So, because I mean that movie is breathtaking. But yeah, in terms of music.

When I think best, I can only just like just apply it in terms of just important to me. but yeah but there's no point really doing it any other way yeah exactly once everyone gives their opinions consensus is usually what decides anyway at that point it's like the dark night or some bullshit so there's no

it's not even any point track it's like Shawshank redemption isn't it that's the number one for whatever reason yeah yeah I don't know I've got a fond attachment to demon days I think but that's just like a childhood nostalgia thing yeah I'd call that one of my favourite albums

but I probably wouldn't say it's like the best album I've ever heard. Yeah, I don't know. It's the thing with taste where it tends to evolve, you know? Like if you asked me five years ago what my favorite thing was, it would no doubt it would be something completely different to what it is now. Yeah. For me, the album one has actually been really, it's been answered really, really easily

by just going through the albums I've liked on Spotify. Is it a jazz album? No, it's the two most obvious ones. you can think of. Life of Pabler, Discovery. Yeah. Yeah, I think Discovery is quite a good choice. Yeah, I respect to the life of Publ, to be honest.

Yeah, solid. Yeah. Sebastian Orr has one for us. What's your favorite way to eat corn? Not eating it at all. On the cob. I never even answered the question. Yeah, well, yeah, what are you doing, Reuben? Yeah, everyone just moved.

I was waiting for everyone to be done. No, sorry, Reuben, go ahead. I just, I didn't even really want to answer it to me, so I don't know. Yeah, that's just, I feel like I should, because there's going to be someone that's like oh yeah we didn't hear do it okay so the matrix it has a wonderful ridiculous late 90s aesthetic it does you know that's that's an era that i'm fond of because i was born in it probably so um what about album there um flashes into your mind i mean it would have been for a long time i would have said i probably would have put like benjy by sun come in there but mark cosler

kind of sucks these days so uh yeah he's kind of a trash bag individual I guess it's the fragile or something by 9-inch nails. What did Sun Kilmin do? He's just been, he's had some like Me Too charges leveled at him kind of thing. It's just in that vein, yeah, and he cancelled his UK tour on account of it

and has not responded in any way further than, you know, we deny the allegations, that shit. So until, yeah, I can't like listen to his music because it's just like, he sings about women a lot, you know, as well so it's like yeah yeah

don't want to hear about your sexual encounters not really his his his he's his singer songwriting style Kevin Space shit ever again I could because he's playing another character but Sun Kil Moon but you know Mark Oz like his singer songwriter style is very personal he just usually

is singing about stuff he's done people he's seen stuff he cares about so it's very hard especially with him to separate it Well, a favorite way to eat corn, though, Rupert was that. I like it in a good sort of, like a nice hearty bean, maybe a soup, you know, with some soup. There's some corn and, like, a bean soup of, like, paprika and cumin, that kind of soup.

Very Mexican tasting, you know, maybe in tacos or whatever. Yeah. Corn on the club sucks, by the way. Fuck you. Fucking sucks. If you do it in the right way, if you, like, put all the spices and all the flavoring in there, if it's just plain, fuck that. But it just gets stuck in your teeth, and it's a nightmare.

It is annoying to eat, but it does have a nice flavor if you season it right. James? Corn on the cob is terrible. Oh! Yeah, score two for the boys back home. No, it's not a score if James is on your team. Yeah, that's for that way. It's like, yeah, I'm going to just argue the same point but on my own.

Fuck you. You hate corn, DJ. So you don't get like a nice bit of corn with your KFC No No that's like the worst thing from KFC No that is true The corn in a bag

If that's that only corn you've ever heard Like on the cob No James James Isaac Neutron I haven't had a corn on the cob You've never had corn on the cob

You've never had corn on the cob Really not? No. Oh my god. This bitch I had a pair for the first time like a year ago. It's not really, suppose me. No, that's not true. I've had plays before.

What the fuck have you avoided corn in this way? Yeah. I don't know. Like, okay, let's say this. If you take me to KFC and buy me a corn or the cop, I will eat it in. No, but you'll never want to try corn ever again, though. Yeah, it's so bad from KFC. Is it actually that bad?

I've had, like, sweet corn. Obviously, like, I've had that. It's just haven't had it. You've never had corn on the cob. Yeah, just never had corn on the cob. Okay. And I will say sweet corn on pizza. It's shit.

It's fucking awful. Well, on a similar line, Lego Loppy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 says, how many vegetables has James eaten in the last seven days? See, see, this is rare. Let's this count. The jarlings think I'm just a fat fucking slob. But that's not the true of eat.

Vegetables are daily occurrence now. Damn. What's your favorite? Um, oh, that's a, that's a difficult one. Uh,

you can't think of a single vegetable. I like carrots. They're tasty. Yeah, carrots are good. Peas are good, like, depends what you're having with it, though. I like peas of fish, like cod. Sweet corn, you know, that goes well with, like, pasta and stuff. I just eat whatever I'm given, be honest.

Okay. I will go out my way to, like, cooks, like, vegetables when I'm cooking. Like, if I'm cooking some chicken or some fish. you're cooking some beans and pasta you're just checking up and throw a cap sweet corn in as well boom beans sweet corn and pasta

fucking delicious well James um pearl and face actually has another question specifically for you how come no it's not bullying you this one isn't a bully

how come James doesn't wear glasses anymore yeah what's that about how long ago did I even wear glass two years I feel like it's been a while it has been a long while I stopped wearing them because I don't need to wear them in the first place

and glasses are a nuisance to wear like just normal doing normal things they can just be stereotyting because you've got to clean them and then in the if you're like walking a jog and like cold weather they fog up and whatnot

I just I decided that they weren't helping my eyesight because my eyesight is fine and they're not going to magically fix my left eye so it's just like they're pointless to wear so I just stopped wearing them the eye issues are still there like I still actually have that shit

going on but I just I've given up trying to repair them basically damn that's for them they won't like I need surgery to repair my eye Michaelash Cage has one for us

a controversial one supposedly I don't remember what it what episode it was, but you're speaking of cultural cliches, and I remember one of you reminding the controversy about fox chasing going on. He was younger, adding that animal chasing was deeply rooted in your culture. As British men, what do you think about it? Do you think there has been an actual change in your country's beliefs regarding this century-old historical practice, or was it just a political deal? I ask because in my country, especially in this region, people aged 18 to 60, are fond with boar and roe deer hunting they sit in the forest and release dogs when the boar come their way and then are torn apart by thousands sorry a torn apart by hounds as they watch and our state has never done anything about it for a political reason i'd like to know what your point of view about this is since your country has always preceded others by centuries i take issue with toffs letting dogs always to kill foxes mainly because they're tough

it's like why you know yeah it's so needless as well I don't have a problem with hunting if you're hunting for resource you know if you're using what you hunt for I have no problem with that but if you're just doing it to like sit there and watch dogs tear apart like wild animals it's kind of fucked well it's a sadistic sport for the sadistic like ruling class it just isn't a good fucking look is it no in this country what are the pros for it what the pros for it the thing they the reason they give for a lot of this stuff is it's like population control

it's like they're trying to control the to like not allow the animal to spread so wildly because it's like damaging to basically human property I think there's I speak briefly about this in someone in Germany and I think the issue is a lot more severe there with like boars and stuff where they kind of have to because they like they're there's an ethical way to carry that there i feel like just letting dogs loose to just tear them to shreds in front of you kind of

the difference is uh there's there's like there's like killing foxes because they are like destroying your your you know your livestock and whatnot but then there's fox hunting in the way that most people understand it you know those foxes aren't wild they've been captured they purposely let this fox go loose to then hunt it to kill it for fun like that's a problem because that's slaughtering animals because you've got because you're fucking cunt basically and I actually just searched on Google

boar hunting in Europe and the first thing that's popped up is experiences that you can pay you can pay to hunt a boar and there's one here for 10 hunters for 10 people to hunt boars in Macedonia

for three days cost 17,000 pounds and some of the others for like two days in like France and whatnot they're still over a thousand pounds yeah it's just that thing people that are into hunting are really fucking into hunting aren't they yeah and like the main like excuse they give is you know oh we're all the money directs to the community and is bullshit these are exploitive companies exploiting animals for nothing but personal gain like there's no defense for killing animals for fun, like, at all. No matter what anyone says,

if you're purposely catching an animal, purposely hunting a very specific or an animal, for nothing but to kill it, your problem. There's no defense in it at all. Like, there's difference in killing animals that are literally destroying your property.

But, no, not for fun. There's no defense at all. And they never will be. What do you think, Jim? Yeah, everything that James said pretty heavy one I would like to also say

this isn't just what I've seen I've I worked for someone who was one of these people I worked directly below one of these people who owned a horse solely so he could go out and fox hunt

he constantly gave excuses he constantly said what kind of thing in what way like what he said no he tried to excuse it so he tried to give reasons about how the government

is so strict on it and you can't do it. You can't, like, he was saying, you can't even ride your horse in a field anymore because you get, like, shut down. That's fucking bullshit. You know, you can watch videos of them literally just feeding fox cubs to the dogs for no reason.

Like, these people are just terrible. They're all stupidly, like, privileged and whatnot, and they don't care. They are so, like, they believe so much in what they're doing is okay when it is not. Like, it's difficult to argue with these people, and it is a thing here, you constantly see

in the news about this stuff, even still. I've just gone into why these people are terrible, but like trying to fend killing animals for fun, come on, can't. Yeah, it's, I don't know, it seems very outdated. It's even worse when the people are like these rich fucking cunts in America, because obviously they're from America, because it's a shithole.

They're spending like 100K to go kill a fucking rare line in Africa. Like, that's a whole fucking different level. Yeah, there's good Louis Theroux. about that and he they put him and they give him a rifle and like line him up with an animal and he can't do it I think they actually give him

a crossbow they give him the most right yeah you're right fuck like paying to kill you know a fox or bull is one thing but killing like an extremely endangered animal for oh it's helping the fucking local community no fuck off it's not

you're giving your money to some fat cunt in fucking some part of Europe or some shit like fuck off just fuck off. Damn. James is passionate about this. No, no, no. Do you not remember the whole issue with Cecil the Lion? Like that that line was being tracked by like

all the wildlife places and then this doctor in in America throughout killed him fucking like World Ride Outquire of it. What pops up like this year he's doing it again. Fucking hell. Like nobody's fucking doing anything to stop these people.

Like what fuck can we do? If they want to hunt animals like that, why can't we just hunt them? Damn. Oh, that's a joke. I'm being just joking. But I'm passionate about it because it's just like we've allowed it to go on for so long. It's just been okay that, you know, these highly rich people kill animals of fun.

Like, that's cool. Like, it's not. And we need to change. Yeah, man. I'll end my want now. I mean, I guess it's not enough that we can. them and eat them we're able to kill them for fun too yeah like why does it have to be that far you know someone's gonna be like we don't kill and eat foxes or lions Ruben but you know

maybe they'll do that now just because I said that they'll do it I never know if we are killing them we should eat them then all will be fine they don't they kill them just to have their head put on a fucking no I know it's felt yeah it's just like if I ever see one of them like legit or there's going to be some trouble would you be fine with it if it was like in red dead you get a trinket that gives you like a stat boost yeah like that real life

10% more driving dead eye it's like the witch would become even more powerful so like yeah shit they'd have all the trinkets and we can't face the trinkets our slash jar media has one for us thoughts on breath sprays what do you guys think on breath

sprays I've never used I've never used one. Oh. You know, like in American comedies and stuff when they're like in their mouth before they kiss the pretty girl and shit. Chew some gum, bro. Actually, no, I'm...

Before I say what I'm going to say, before I'm going to say, I'm going to fact check myself. Um, it's obscene. I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to... Okay.

What? you know like you know you get sprays for blowjob you spray into it does that count is that included in like i mean it's not a typical breath spray i suppose it's kind of a sexual breath spray but i suppose technically it counts why what's your opinion on those then i don't know i i don't know i just you took it there so you you clearly you use the spray you use the spray no I was just that's what popped into my mind because that's a different whole different level to like you know a normal breath spray so I'm like if if we're saying about breath space do we not have to also consider that that element of it

well the question was like if we've used them at isn't it I was the opinion it's just thought oh thought as a concept you know yeah I think gum is superior personally but yeah I don't know why you'd like buy breath spray I mean, part of the pleasure of chewing gum is the chilling, not just, like, the fresh breath. It's chilling. To be fair, part of the pleasure of breath spray is the spraying. I've never done it. I'm just assuming. All right.

I think, well, there's, like, more to this, I guess. Because, you know, some people... Oh, there's so much to this. There's layers to unpack here. Jesus, Kulaj. Like, some people might naturally have just, like... Like, no thought of they won't have, like, a certain smell from their breath. Yeah.

If someone, you know, is like that, I don't think there's anything wrong with them using breath spray. Like, what do you mean? If it works for you, I suppose, if it's part of your routine. Well, I mean, like, do whatever you want. I don't give a shit, but. Yeah, it's like, if someone uses it in front of me, I'm not going to think anything of them. Like, I don't, I will. It's not a regular item on my supermarket kind of works.

Yeah. I don't even know, like, can you even buy that in shops? I've never seen it. I don't know anyone that's used it. I would be a bit like, oh, that's strange. They kind of look like a comedy character or something. Comedy character, yeah. Yeah, they just look like a character out of comedy.

They're an actor, they're a state actor, an agent. But that stuff can also be helped to, like, lubricate your throat in some situations. It's just like... What do you lubricate your throat for? Yeah. Why are you numbing your throat? I'm saying this because I've seen Jeremy Clarkson. it okay well speaking of top gear james um yogspog says will you be visiting james may's new pub

the royal oak which is situated in your beautiful home county wiltshire no way no way it's actually well according to the according to yogspoch uh the rog yes mate yes mate you royal oaks out there okay the one in salisbury there's one in salisbury the one the what the royal oak is there just one Schallowcliff Swallow cliff No I'd go We're gonna try Let's look at eating and drinking

This is I'm gonna look at the menu Yeah you talk amongst yourselves Sample lunch and evening menu Why just James may seem like the type Who only has those like really traditional English dishes Royal Oak Classics Cheeseburger, bacon, sesame seed bun It's a burger

14 pounds 8 ounce flat iron with trimmings 19 pounds beer battered haddock with all the shit 14 pound 50 you can get a braised feather blade of beef and some other bullshit some bass a cheese suflay a supreme of chicken yeah you know pretty pretty typical sort of stuff on there is james may going to be there that's all i care about actually is the chef yeah I know there's nothing on there about what they have on tap though which is disappointing

would I go to Jeremy Clarkson's farm shop though would you yes it seems like the actual food there's like super like organic and he just gives stuff away for free because he's not just going to waste like quop and shit so yeah I'd probably go to his farm shop

James I can't believe how many questions are specifically for you this episode The pug lover has another one for you For James, others can answer to As the biggest weeb on the cast Have you watched slash red Jojo's bizarre adventure? I know it's a massive meme

But as a relatively new fan And finding the show hilarious And absolutely crazy With the writing and proving greatly With each part, IMO Would be interested to hear if it's your cup of tea What do you think? Everyone knows Jojo

But I saw clips of a Jojo anime from the 90s like an OVA or something that actually looked really interesting I was interested to watch that but I have no interest in watching the recent stuff just because of memes like

I'm not becoming a meme boy. So you've got nothing against Jojo? No no not at all Evangelion on the other hand I thought it was Evangelion I don't even know what it is I don't even know what it was out Angelian right? I thought it was

Angels. Guys, we have this bit of feedback, right? About Fallout 76. Do you want to do it or not? Oh, geez. This guy has been posting this like every week for like weeks.

Okay. Let's give him the Should we just do it? Okay, look, read until one of us just says no or something. Okay, because yeah, it's quite fucking long. So just stop me when you've had enough. Game Z.

H.R.R.K. says, I responded to the Fallout 76 discussion on the no-ween episode but it wasn't discussed. I'm copying it here because the past two times Fallout 76 was brought up, it was in response to comments like two sentences and nothing said about the game.

I think this could be a more interesting discussion if there was more info on the side of people who enjoy the game, so here it is. You're saying Fallout 76 looks nothing like Fallout, but that's sort of the point. West Virginia wasn't directly hit by any bombs. So it looks different. Alex said it doesn't feel any different, so I'm guessing he didn't get

far. No, I meant it's just like Fallout 4. There's an entirely new campaign with Fallout 3 slash new Vegas dialogue systems, new weapons, armors, events and locations. The main campaign runs about eight hours, with 20 extra hours of other stuff. And that's only talking about the newest major story DLC, wastelanders. There's another 30 or so hours added from the wild appellate. How do you say that? Appalachia. Appalachia. Appalachia. and Nuclear Winter DLC There's another big

DLC coming out this December All of these are free James called the vault boy The character who shows up on your pip boy By the wrong name Which is funny when he's trying

To say Fallout 76 isn't like Fallout When he can't even name The icon of the series That's not an argument That's a pathetic argument I can't just because Oh he can't remember the exact name

off the top of his head So it discredit his argument No it doesn't James has played loads of Fallout It's pretty obvious James hasn't played 76 since he says he didn't buy it on episode 140 and his only reference for how glitchy the game is are from videos he's watched on it videos that are probably two years old you say vault boy looks different but he definitely does wait can we can we intercept that

comment well because james was playing like we were all sat on the sofa playing the game isn't this isn't about videos we've watched we were sat playing the game all three of us like handing the controller to one another and laughing at how bad the game is. Actually, I got a memory today of a video I must have filmed on Snapchat. I know I filmed on Snapchat of fucking Fallout 76. That one where I have the Red Dead 2 song playing. It's just panning around two characters staring at each other. So it's about a year since I last played it, and I've got to say,

fucking terrible game. Yeah, Fallout isn't about the Volt Boy. The Volt Boy is a satire of company mascots. Corporate Bethesda may misuse the franchise, but in game, the messages are still fallouty. I got to disagree with that, because the whole, the irony of it is the, like, the clawing store that is in Fallout 76 goes against any of the commentary that is behind the intent of the character. Yeah, totally. Maybe you guys just don't like Fallout, aside from James who likes one of them. I personally don't even love 76, but it's very fun exploring, fighting tons of unique enemies,

building up my base, questing, perfecting my character, etc. I don't even play with friends, so it's not a case of my friends making the fun for me. And the base game story is very good. The storytelling isn't great, though. He made a comment about unique enemies. How long have we played 76 and we've seen two enemies? No, but even then, um, Bethesda doesn't know how to make, like they can make, um, character models, but they don't know how to make, like, actual different enemies.

enemies, yeah. Because they all behave in the same way. This enemy charges at you and hits you. Yes. How often when you're playing a fallout game, do you do exactly that? Just walk back. No, I'm not what I'd say, like, New Vegas. I've played New Vegas for hundreds of hours.

Every fight is walking backwards. When that's the only thing you can do in a game and that's the worst thing about a game anyway, there's a problem. Yeah, you know, every single clip you see of like a Fallout game, it's the VAT system and they are walking forwards or backwards and it's just the enemy blows up it's hilarious in 76 it's one of the funniest things to me the vat system like you can't tell the game obviously so like the that's to be adapted to be this real-time thing and my god is it just hilariously broken um i'm fed up of this argument though of like the base story is good but the storytelling isn't great People say this about destiny, too, where it's like, well, no, the storytelling, you need to be a good storyteller in order to tell a good story.

Yeah. It doesn't work the other way around. Like, this extended universe stuff, like, it doesn't quite cut it for me. Like, it needs to be obvious and there within the product, whatever it is. Like, I can't. I did play it for quite a few hours. I think it probably was, like, 15 to 20 hours, because we kept logging on to it for, few days and just sort of like bullshitting around

back when it came out and I can't imagine the gameplay has changed much since then because it was just Fallout 4 but a bit wonkier just on account of the weird vats this is gunplay isn't the focus of Fallout so complaining that it isn't great

foregoes what Fallout is what is the commentary on America concepts and war and statistics continues that with its talk about workers rights political corruption but that's not a gameplay concept he just referred to a gameplay concept and then immediately change it to just some

some themes that they touch on so fall out's not about the gunplay right it's about user character in an RPG world you've taken out the RPG elements you've only got gunplay so they made it about the gun play though isn't that what it's about it's all about getting a perillion legendary guns

borderlands I don't know it's about just being I don't literally I know I know so little about 76 because of how bad it is that I don't even know the concept of I think it's all about the bowls myself. Yeah. He goes on to say, I love New Vegas.

It's my favorite game of all time, but I remember when it was panned for being a buggy mess that crashed on PC to the point of lunacy. And before you say Bethesda is at fault for this because the game had an 18-month deadline, know that this is false. Obsidian is infamous for being poorly managed, especially at that time. And then they're going into all this about... The monetization of the 76 is shit, though. is shit though. My blood boiled when they first introduced those repair kits and it hurt worse because some Bethesda Shills said it wasn't a big deal. Bethesda the company is very distant from Bethesda, the game developers, so that's probably why these business decisions come up.

Sorry if this is all over the place, I'm just spilling all of this into one comment. I just feel you grossly misinterpreted Fallout 76. Nah, I think we perfectly interpreted it. It's just another dog shit example of a publisher, developer company. combination trying to just shit out a live service because everyone else is doing it I don't think there's any more to like interpret it of that game than base value they realized they were like we made

Fallout 4 yeah well let's do that but make it more profitable okay and then they went ahead and tried it didn't work instead of making a new Vegas to the Fallout 4 they made 76 you can't make just make a game that is sold once you have to make a game that is sold

multiple times over a course number of expansions of a store it's all about that recurring user spending okay yeah I'd also say it's not why poor aren't new Vegas is glitchy the fucking engine it was made of is the biggest hunk of shit

it's just in recent years like obsidian made made gold out of a shit fucking engine yeah the final sentence is start a new play through and just go through the way would quest line it won't take you too long and it's very good including its voice acting which was

never bad. Hey, but you know what there? You Vegas is fucking shit as well. We could do that and, you know, live stream it will call a video. We could do that. Should we all do it? Should we play that game? I still have it on Bethesda or whatever fucking launcher

it's on. I'm pretty sure I got a refund because I played it for less than the time. I'll go on CDQs. Hold on a set. It was it on game pass now or something? Oh shit, it might be on game pass. I don't know if it is on PC. It won't be on PC. It won't be on PC. I can guarantee you, you do that crash line, all of the issues you've

have of the game will stay the same, even when this crash line is done, nothing will change. We're still going to see enemies glitching non-stop. It's just not what I want from a Fallout game. It's not. But it's fine for people to like it is the thing. Just don't try and like act like we're wrong. Yeah, we've misinterpreted it's genius somehow. Yeah, that's just not the case. I'm sorry.

But like the general consensus is that it isn't good. And that doesn't justify our opinion, but normally it's a good indicator to the quality of something. If the consensus says so, then I have to say so. I believe it also. If you're going to shill for anything, like, why the fuck

would you choose 76? Shill for destiny. That's a cool game. No, that's even if I don't show for destiny. Shil for FIFA. No, literally the creator of loot boxes. Actually, no, no, no. This is on my mind. This is on my mind.

this is on my mind why no but why has like loopboxes why are they okay in a sports game and none of the players complain but like every other thing it's like non-existent anymore

I don't understand sports because they don't complain about it they just engage with it it's just a part of that kind of game to people yeah and they have to get it because if they don't then they're missing out on something

you know I learned something today you know that EA guy that you know the E.A guy I'm all about. The one he was trying to defend micro-transactions and loopboxes. What, the, like, CEO? Yeah. Hmm? The Australian guy?

I don't know if you... Yeah. But The first game to ever have loopboxes was FIFA 09 and he was the executive producer on that. Boom. See, I associate loot boxes with Mass Effect 3 for some reason. 2012 was the year of it.

It started in 2009. It's not cool anymore. Like, games don't really do it that much anymore. Like I was playing a bit of Geist tactics and like the way you unlock stuff is like through boxes. You can't buy them I don't think but it seemed weird like Well actually on this subject

The Axeman released a recent video All about this actually A good video But yeah like just the whole concept of loopboxes It's just gone now because it's actually like You know this is a battle passes now Yeah but then like I was thinking this like Apex Legends

has the loopboxes it has the battle buyers it has the in-game store like it's got it all man it's EA though that's what they're like and it's a free to play game so they justify it and it's all just like nonsense shit I would say loop boxes are good loop boxes are good they're not good

they're never good they're not one of it Jim will keep saying about this where like this whole thing about like micro transactions being related to like skins and shit like it's just okay for some reason

it's boring it's really fucking boring. It fucks the games visually, like the style of it, like Apex, like the skins involved, it really makes the game something else. It makes it like tackier. I think it fits that game because that game

is hype beast. No, because it's built. No, it's hypebeast because of the skins and that's a bad thing. I think it's fucking atrocious. I mean, hype beast culture is built around that whole idea. You can't have it because it's either too expensive or four of them were made. Fuck you. So I don't think that's even a good thing to defend.

Yeah, exactly. if there was no skins and like what's the other alternative to having no you have skins but you make them earnable through something you're fucking done and you make them consistent within the like game world too in that case that you still have these extravagant

skins but then you've got to play 100 hours to get like that it doesn't change like you've still possibly got to play 100 hours to get one of those skins you may never get one of those skins because you may never get enough loot boxes you may never be lucky I think the just cosmetic thing is horseshit if you remove that always

If you take out the loopboxes from Apex, it's still going to be Hype Beast because you just get those skins another way. Like, I don't think it's the skin issue. Because isn't it like a thing now in future where some companies are like, you can turn off skin? So like when you go in a game, you're not seeing these bright purple spaceships or these bright hypebeast skins. You're just getting... Look, I'm going to just quote something that a genius said, you know. Skins only beget greater skins. All right.

That's the quote for today. skins only but get more skins well I don't find it an addictive loop though I don't care I don't either I find it in like it's lame always like in my mind they're just like a throw away like just like

if I get one sure it's fine but it's become the main currency of like just every game just skin so you can flex when you play an online game and you're big fan of it you want you you do you want some customization like Halo 2 halo 3 and you can change your armor

color. You want that personalization. They're taking it away, though, through these skins. You have no control. It's just you either buy the skin or you don't. No. If you go on Apex now, to get any skin, it's like 50 scrap. That's really easy to get. Like, there's no limitation of that. To get any skin is 50 scrap. That's not true. No, not the legendary ones, of course. But if you call the color, it's like... But no one wants that because everyone wants the most exclusive thing.

It becomes a problem where they have to keep out designing themselves and making more wacky and wacky designs where you get into a problem where a couple years in to the game the designs are so over the top and ridiculous because they have to keep it breaks the aesthetic or design of the game

Yeah You were finding that with Cod weren't you with Warzone No yeah Cod did it want And I'd say Apex Like there's Cod and Apex because they're the two most games

have had most experience with, with skins and whatnot. Apex, like, all the designs still somewhat work in the Apex world, when Texas chainsaw mask are skin in Warzone, a Catgirl skin in Warzone, the Saw characters are skin in Warzone, yeah, there's a, there's a different, you know? I don't know, I can't think of a single game where I, like, can say, yeah, I'm really happy with the kind of, like, boxes and the loop boxes and shit like that.

No, even in games, because I don't think, I think they are good when you don't have to pay for them. No. Because that is a point the X-Man makes and what's that game called the Vermonetide. Yes. Which we've played a bit of and I do like... Yeah, we've played it a fair amount and

one of the worst things about it to me is that all progression is tied to loot boxes. They're free, you can't pay for them, but I just think that method of rewarding you is... Yeah, like, we rag on Halo 5 constantly, but I think it's one of the worst examples of it. Like, I actually cannot believe they got away. Oh my God, yeah. It's shocking.

What other system can work in today's gaming world? Well, it depends if you want to go for integrity or for just the bottom line. If you want to go for the bottom line, you build like a season pass thing and you have like a battle pass, basically. But then you still have these extra. African skins? Like, what, like, I'm trying to just understand, like, do we want, do we not

want skins at all? Well, the problem is, like, the skins, that, they're, they're attributed to this, like, value. They've been assigned, like, this ridiculous value in these stores, where they used to be this, like, just unlock. Yeah. I just found a bit from my dissertation, because it, there was an exact, something James said, I had an exact argument against, and I have this, just a single paragraph where I, do it, where I talk about Apex Legends. I, I just, I just could just read it from the start. It's like 300 words, to be fair, maybe I won't. Apex Legends, lots of skins

obtained via the game's pack progression system. Of course in that, I'm implying that it's via the game's pack progression system. Maybe you choose to obtain those packs is up to you, but you get the skins from the packs. That's it. And developers attempt to keep the skins

thematically consistent with the characters, but it still means that a player must be aware of each skin if they wish to be able to identify the threat and opposing player poses in an competitive environment. You still have to know, oh, that's fucking that character. That's their bullshit skin. And this awareness then leads to it as probably desire in the same way. And then I think I actually talk about fashion because of hype beasts and shit.

You're aware of it, so you want it. Yes. And sometimes, okay, typically it pertains, I wrote, typically it pertains to luck and finance. So it's luck and or finance. That's all that's it. And that's just so fucking boring. And both. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like the hairlums. They're hypebeast. Like, you have to put so much time in to get something that nobody will ever see. But it's just like that supreme jumper. It's that, that item that you just want to have to be high. To flex on people. Here it is. Yeah.

That was something I say, yeah, the hat. Someone talking about hats in Team Fortress, too. The hats are purely fashionable items and do not invest the wearer, wearer with special abilities. Or do they? And then I just sort of say something about how the special ability here is that you as another player will have an awareness. If you come up against Christiana Ronaldo, you not only know his statistics are good, but you recognize that player visually. Oh, shit, that's a Ronaldo fucking card in FIFA while I'm fucked. Oh, that guy has this skin that either means he's good or spent money, one or the other.

I don't know. So, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure because there's a whole fucking chapter, man. I don't know what I was talking about. What is the best system for this kind of micro-transact? No more video games, man. just get rid of him fuck it

what is it is it the battle pass because one thing I do I do miss and I mainly say this because I played a lot

in one or third two is like the stuff you do get for playing the game a long time I like and I miss that games

don't have like this these things you can work towards like long term like these not like a battle pass system but you can get

camos or titles or whatnot but it's like even if that was in the game and only the game. This whole issue of skins would still be a thing, I feel. I just don't know how... It's all about retention in the bottom

line. It's all about trying to make just as much as possible. I do wish the system changes. Like, there's so much shit in Apex where it's just like, this is shit. You know, I've been a leech on, not a leech. I can't play a long... It's so sad when it's like, why does Doom Eternal

have a fucking, like, battle pass? Why are we're doing XP for? But there are games that just don't do that shit and they make money like i don't understand that argument because like every from soft game i mean they're a legendary developer though so they're like embedded now yeah but they're inherent they're their games i guarantee you their budgets are well below obviously they don't make quite as much and but like it is proven that you can make a profit without having to do this shit. But that would require

a good idea and talent, something which like, okay, Valhalla just came out, I watched a review of it, that game looks like shit. Is that Scred Valha looks like a shit fucking game? Because you're a soft a shit fucking like development studio. That's it.

They follow trends, yeah. You can't bring up from software games because they're not multiplayer game. Like, I don't know why Doom Eternal has a fucking battle park. Yeah, I'm like, some, uh, Dark one, two and three players would have a word with you about that?

No, but not anything. You buy a battle pass because you're playing a constant multiplayer game like Cod. You're constantly online. It's the big... No, but I was rebuttling Alex's Doom Eternal comparison anyway. That is a single player game.

Rebiting, yeah. It shouldn't have one. It shouldn't have... I was saying like, no, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm disagreeing that Doom Eternal has a battle pass. Well, that it's stupid, yeah. Yeah.

these battle passes give they give more life to a first person shooter like cod like if you like that game do you not think the battle pass is a good system where you're going to want to play it you're going to want to get the problem is it encourages fluff

like they design these systems around fluff yeah that's the same issue of loot boxes they're filling it full of shit filler filler content to drag out that that means neither are a good solution I don't know if there is a solution I mean, what I can say is that it definitely does diminish, like, the value of a video game to the player, or it diminishes the play value of a video game. What do you think of the past in Destiny, Rubin?

Do you think that ads will subtracts from the game? Well, I think that the pass in Destiny is, hmm, I think it adds, it just gives you bullshit to chase in a game that is just full of bullshit you are chasing. It's like another layer of progression. Because Destiny has all the things Apex has. It has a store. It has a season pass. It has... You can still...

You can't play it without buying the expansion. You can't play about buying the expansion. The season, I think you can play without any of it, right? It's how that works. You can play the season. Can you not go to Europa? You can't go to Europa, I don't think. I'm not sure entirely how it works.

Yeah, it's very confusing. So Destiny is just as guilty of it. I guess the difference is Destiny. they probably spend more money on development than like respawn do with apex i don't know i just feel maybe then again no one map every however long maybe they don't it's just frustrating it's like why i'm why is everyone copying each other to this degree i remember like it's been a you know like halo four copied everything back in 20 what was that 20th 13, 2012?

2012. Yeah, 2012. Like, it's, you know, the industry has been in this way for a while, but just every fucking game has this shit now. But do you not think,

like, if you play a game now, you just go into a game, you don't have to buy the battle parts, you don't have to buy any of this stuff. Regardless if you buy, but they've made content specifically to, like, persuade you into buying you, though,

because the content is within it. too and if it means you actually get free like content backs like cod for example you were getting new maps and new guns every season you didn't need to buy is that you don't have to buy it and it's giving you free content regardless is that not a good thing no i don't know just chasing trends i think is just a bad thing like it just doesn't work out well like this avengers game that we keep ragging on. It's apparently a huge flop. They've lost like tens of millions on that game.

Yes. But that's what I mean. Like with single player games, why don't just make a good game instead of having them? Yeah, like Fallen Order. Single Player Avengers, sure it would have like done fine. Yeah, because like Fallen Order did well.

Fallen Order didn't just copy like Star Wars About Front 2. Yeah. Yeah, it did do really well actually that game. And it was just like a simple, like just standard single player didn't have any book. Yeah, and they copied from soft. Yeah, yeah The solution is for

From Software to have every other Development Studio assimilated into them And they tell them what to do Just FromSoft makes every game that comes out And then it truly would be From Soft It would just would be from software Everything would be from software Yeah, that's their end goal

Always has been Okay, let's end on this question then from Blindscape Question for Jim and or Ruben Would you ever consider an is Metal Gear as good as they say? If so, would you focus on a specific game, a particular era of the series, or the

franchise as a whole? Also have either of you played Death Stranding. Is the Death Stranding question a big answer? Or could you, if you want to study it, I'll end on that? I'll start on it and just say I've almost finished it. Okay, yeah. I'm very close to finishing it.

Okay. And your thoughts? You like it? Yeah. I like. like it a lot. I think it's really good, one of the best games in 2019. Damn. Okay. I would want to, I could do a metal gear. Like, is it as good as I say?

I kind of want to do one for every game that we've played. And we'd have to play them again, though. Yeah, that's and we've only played, like, I've only really played a lot of them like together. I've only really bothered with like two and three and four like just playing them together because I can't bother to do them on my own.

It's just such old games. It's like, taking a break you're playing now fuck this shit it's so old I would say it would make sense to do like a series

of it where you start you know earliest and end on the latest I think that would be a good idea I couldn't do the original

metal gears I definitely just read about them but I don't think I'd be playing like metal gear and the metal gear too I can't

that's too old but metal gear solid I could yeah I can probably cope with that there are versions of that

they have that remaster thing that's on the GameCube that you can probably play by a certain means certain legal means certain very legal means I would love to play Melga solid one

I heard it was meant to be coming to PC but I don't know how real that is I had no idea I just want Sony to buy the property just like someone has it who just deserves it please take it away from them you know Konami but Sony don't make enough money

Microsoft do so Microsoft will get it and I'll just be shit Unless you guys have anything else You want to add I think that's the episode Read my dissertation in stores November 13th Jim James

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