JAR Media Posdact - Why Everyone So Cheeky? - Corncast #14

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to episode 14 of the Corncast. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always by Beast. Howdy Pops now? Pissadick. And a halo follower. Yeah. Hey, coming at you live with my ex-bots. I just confirm I'm fucking fed up I am fed up of your you've been here you've been you've been having a good time we'll look to now what the fuck you're talking about what you've fed up with I'm not piss a dick oh right that oh no I've never been piss a dick

it's not been settled dude it's really over it's not been settled there's been proof in like three different videos of you confirm me you are which you gave me the idea for so that's I gave you the idea for everything but that okay that's convenient that's a convenient one before we go any deeper let me shout out the patreon if you want to support us in the audio versions take a little look in the description of that so how are we doing then we got some topics to talk about today but is there anything you take a big gulp and you spill those of water in yourself because you take too big of a gulp you swish it back too hard water's all over you yeah you've shit yourself seemingly you just feel like a child.

Yeah. Dowsed in water that's driveled from your own lips. I should have a sippy cup. You know, we should all just like sippy cups. Make that the norm again. Fuck it. That's everyone. Everyone wants sippy cups. Why, sippy cup?

It's like a bottle, but if you're a fucking infant. Yeah, like a beaker, you know. You'd recognize them. They've got two handles, one on either side, so you can like, the child can off the handles. and like

yeah I think we shouldn't shy away from like handles double handles why don't mugs have two side handles like huge no understand me like the babies drink nipples right correct yep why not just design all bottles to be nipple like have a teat

yeah that'd be pretty sick like a boob recreation made out of like the same material flashlight so Anyway, seeing as we have a halo follower on this episode We've had some big Halo Infinite News drop, right? Halo follower? Please refer to me as Atriox from now one. Oh, nice.

Nice little reference. We have had some Halo news. the uh the halo infinite i guess advertising blitz begins now like months before it comes out it's just like an audio clip of a brute saying we are banished we're gonna eat you and we have the ring we have the one ring we're going to take it to mount doom actually they're doing a good thing

I don't really know why the masterchief wants to stop them yeah agreed but I mean this has kind of been teased and rumored for a while so it's kind of just confirming that hey we're not going to well it's not confirming this necessarily but they're basically saying look we're going back to kind of an old thing instead of the

terrible direction we were going before now you can go back and fight the things you recognize another new shit yeah it's July soon which means yeah the E3 thing's going to happen the Xbox E3 the Xbox E3

the ETSBs E3 event we'll see I'm curious what James thinks So you sound pretty excited, James. That's the biggest HALO fan here. Like, you know, I hope Halo becomes the game it should have always been. An open world game where you climb towers to open parts of that. I hope the game's good. I hope that there aren't any towers.

If there's towers, I, oh my God. climb the jackal towers and snipe reveal the quest you've got hunts some fucking grunts or something for wear skins I'm hoping that they just reveal the Halo Infinite isn't even a game like its own game it's just an expansion

to no man's sky or something no it's an app it's an app yeah for the Windows phones only no but no it's a sequel to Halo legends Oh shit Straight to video In Japanese anime

But which Which one? Which episode? All of them somehow The one of they had The new anime Those space motorcycles Oh the last one then

The package Which Halo 5 does actually feature The stealth ship From that Exactly It's a Halo legend's sequel It's law That stealth ship

The prowler I think it's actually called a prowler. They got rid of the root prouler and made that a prowler. What would you do that for? Yeah, I quite like the brutes as an enemy. Much prefer them over the robot things from the newer games. No, I think they're really sick. There's something big we need to talk about, guys.

It's big news. In the last week, the great cancellation has begun. Everyone is being cancelled. I'd say for last two weeks, at least. Yeah, I mean, it's been a gradual thing that's just been happening on social media the longer it's been around as people just get cancelled for things they say ages ago. At the moment, the big one's Shane Dawson, who released this just atrocious apology.

Oh. Two times speed. It's like the, he's apparently apologized before for it, but this time he was being done for saying, the N-word loads of and just having loads of really tacky

tasteless humour from the past and I mean I've never hid my anti-Shane Dawson agenda or anything I've always thought he was shit

and his like pussy response to all of this is the most cowardly Shane Dawson move I could imagine snake in the grass that's what I'm going to say

about him I've got it on on two times speed right now it's just the YouTube Apologies. We mentioned we did a video on his

fucked up documentary thing like the conspiracy theory documentary video. Yeah. Where like a third or fourth of it is this really serious story about like an abuse victim basically and he's like juggling it with these fucking insane

chucky cheese theories. Just this completely toned their fucked video which I guess people were just okay with and now the narrative starting to turn on him for all the shit he's done and like there's this one of the things that stood out most of me is this fucking weird video of him like picking up this dog and like it's like a really small dog and he holds it in front of his face and like looks at it's where its dick would be and then he like goes oh blah blah blah on his dick this fucking weird is making this weird sexual joke and there's like those are these dog videos that I saw on Twitter of him like I thought he was into cats I mean there's There's all sorts of. Why stop?

You know? His whole gimmick, from my understanding, like in early YouTube was he was just shocking. That was his whole thing. You were just trying to say ridiculous shit. And that's why Will Smith's wife and kids are angry at him because apparently he made some joke when, like, years ago about what's Jaden Smith's sister called? Willow Smith.

Willow Smith, that's the one. Yeah, he did some. like weird like creepy joke about her from when she was like 12 years old or some weird shit like that you know just the kind of edgy internet shit that was going on because we're seeing this now like there was this period of time like 2015 kind of time where the edginess really ruled and just everyone conducted themselves in a completely different way and it was like barely even that long ago it's crazy to see the shift now where we're kind of just like Actually, a lot of the shit we thought back then was kind of dumb and made no sense, but you can't hide from it if you're as popular as Shane.

Yeah, especially if you've been in the limelight as long as he has. Yeah, he's lost a few subs over it, because I guess it can only build to such a degree before, you know, the lid bursts off. Yeah. It doesn't really help that he's such big buddies of Jeffrey Starr, either. well yeah that was part of the drama too where he was like had some he's in cahoots with him for some crazy conspiracy about this makeup product he was going to release

it's like this whole thing you can read about if you care I'm so fucking tired of it though like last was it last year Jeffrey Starr got cancelled and like one month later and making videos just every other day just do these fucking bland overly long muddled videos of these idiots just retorting god it's so frustrating and like this fucking um keem star and h3 shit's still going on

on the rare occasion that i load at twitter it's just like something to do with them i say no i've not seen any of that i didn't know that was still going on i just can't believe it it's for fucking hell it just feels like 2015 has come back with a vengeance but this time everyone's kind of just anti everything

that was like popular then you know it's weird repetition of history man but aside to you know Shane Dawson and Jeffrey Starr and all that Jenna Marbles

cancelled herself um okay what is the situation with her she just got in before anyone else could was like I've done some bad stuff I'm out bang

kind of in the same vein as Shane like an OG YouTuber so she was around during the early days where everyone, I don't know what this is, especially about American YouTubers in the early days. Why the fuck did they all do blackface all the time? What is that about?

Yeah, dumb as how... Shane Dawson did it, Jenna Marbles did it, that movie review, Jeremy Jones did it. Like, what the fuck? Why is that just your automatic joke thing, but and none of them were smart enough to do anything particularly

transformative with it you know they didn't do anything to condemn it because i've been watching it's always sunny again recently and five it's always sunny episodes have been taken off of netflix naturally i got a hold of those episodes and watched them anyway um because they all contain blackface um and uh where do you draw the line what if you have what if one of the episodes is like mocking the idea or is something yeah they are that's what they do in like all of them

in one of them they go over like with a lot of the dialogue like why can't we do that and you know other characters are certain because it's you just can't man you just can't do that but if that's what the episode is about why hide that away I hate this idea of like any history

we don't like we should just like cover it up with masking tape I much prefer putting some kind of disclaimer or addressing it in somewhere instead of trying I like cowardly hide it like what Disney does quickly edit it out for anyone notices because that's what Netflix did

and I think it was I don't know because the it's always sunny guys like quite clearly have been a little bit ahead of the curve and you know other comedies have not but they've always they've dared to do a bit go further

with it and also in doing that be like this was bad this is bad look how bad this is we're criticizing this yeah but um I'm in one of the earlier Corncast where we were talking about Jim mentioned this point where like

a good thing or a bad thing is just like always good or bad at the end of the day so we're seeing like that British comedy come fly with me a show we have addressed our problems with before I think and that whole little written thing and how it's just shit and unfunny and just

yeah it's just not fucking hilarious at all yeah the joke is that they're overweight and in like a black costume thing like that's the whole joke that's the whole punchline it's fucking vapid um but that like yeah that's the one of the things lately that's been pissing people off in the UK it's like I mean this shit was like really awful when it came out I don't know I don't know where you guys were but at the same time like we're just progressing so quick I can hardly keep up with it like what is offensive and what isn't at this point but yeah that's not where that's not

the end of it though either there was like ansel elgort justin bieber's had a thing uh loads of the people from ig n like uh steve butts do you remember that guy nope he was like the uh the shit the guy at the top basically the head editor or whatever he's had these weird allegations against him there are a bunch of igm ones like yeah i read a thing that um the the the people running igm were just asked holes. Yeah, I think they have a problem with management or something, just like of, because it was such a new medium, a new, like, business at the time. So everyone's just kind of fumbled their way into it.

And you just have these people who have no idea what they're doing in these, like, high positions in these, like, new web companies and shit. It's just like a complete fucking mess. And they're just gradually sorting it out now. But going back to Jenna Marbles, yeah, she, she canceled herself. because of these old jokes or whatever and she's like said she's leaving YouTube because of it even though like no one only for a month just a just a she only did she declare a time on it I thought she was like I'm going away for a month or did she just I don't like that she was just

done and like that no even though my understanding was that she's pretty pretty cool now like she's you know over all the edgy shit like a lot of people are you know yeah I just don't know where to stop with this thing. Like, where do you stop with just going back and just taking these clips? Like, I understand it for the Shane Dawson one, because it is, like, really bad. And it's like, why have you never had to address in, like, a greater, more adult way? Because he always does that thing where he just flips it, saying, oh, I just can't deal with this, guys.

I'm really sorry. I'm like, what the fuck. You're the one that made the mistake. I'm up to it. And I don't know. That's manipulative. It's making himself a victim when he's not. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know, dude Who's next? Well, obviously Neil Duckman Is he being cancelled? I mean, the whole rest of this thing is being cancelled just all of it

Exactly, there's a lot of his aimed at him Yeah, oh and the best one of all the one that tickled me the most was this fuck the fucking Nick Kroll coming in fucking big mouth himself coming in

and saying that seeing as we really care and we're like really woke and shit we can't have the character of Missy be voiced by a white actress anymore so now she's going to be

either abandoned as a character or voiced by an actual black actor so they could have done that in the first place No, maybe. I have seen a bunch of that recently, yeah. It's just any time Big Mouth tries to, like, virtue signal, it just pisses me off so much.

Just fucking hate that show and everything it stands for. And a lot of the, like, like, got just quote tweeted and destroyed by so many people, just replying to it and shit. Speaking of a Neil Druckman and white people playing black people, that was the whole thing with Uncharted Four. Yeah, no, I remember that. Nadine, is that the character? Yeah. Boyce by a Femmshap, wasn't it?

I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Laura Bailey. All right. Good me wrong, but... Where do you go stand on that? Like, when it comes to... It's a difficult one. If you can't really ignore the history of it all,

then, like, if you are, if you are present, like a black character, like if I just take the Uncharted 4 one, for example, like, it's, it's not a real person. They've made the character up, but they've used the, like, mocap and voice acting from, like, a white actor. Like, surely they could have just found, you know, like a black actor. Well, yeah, that's the thing. In voice acting especially, it seems to be just go for the big ones. Just pick the big ones. get the big voice actors to do it

or if you're their friends like yeah it's just interesting because I saw on Twitter a black voice actor listing off white characters he's played and his perspective was that when it like I think it was

he did voices for like cartoons or something I can't quite remember but his perspective was like if it's a cartoon or a created character then like it sort of transcends race or whatever I mean

I don't know myself how I feel about it but I mean it's just interesting how like it's not something that really works both ways because with blackface

being a thing that actually existed that wasn't something that happened both ways yeah I don't think it's as comparable as like blackface as no no because like Nadine isn't like mocking anyone for their race

it's just the character is black and that played by someone who's white. Well, if there was, I don't know, I don't know any facts or figures about voice acting and that whole thing, but if there was a greater representation that said, if there were a greater number of

black voice actors, if it was an industry that, yeah, it's pretty even, you know, we've got a lot of different people and this shit, then it probably wouldn't matter because everyone just be voicing any character that they were required to avoid at any time, and it wouldn't matter. But clearly it does matter because

here's Halo 3 ODST the one black guy in the squad his voice by Nolan North Yeah Oh shit yeah I forgot about that And it's just because Nolan North is a big voice actor That's it He's just a guy you can count on

He was probably like buddies with someone at Bungy And they'll yeah Fuck it you do it with Can get a job done And they didn't want to have to look They didn't want to have to make the effort to find Like uh You know because then

Halo 5 That's just because on the thread of Halo Uh With Locke what he's voiced by uh he's a shit character but you know they actually got a black guy to be him

he got Mike Colter at first and then they got a new black guy they replaced the black guy with a different black guy on that one um they kept the first black guy's face yeah they kept the first black guy's face um

because Mike Colter I believe is is much better looking than the guy who voices Locke in the end yeah because you know Mike he's a he's a he's

Cage uh you Luke Cage Cage. Is it Luke? Yeah, it is? Yeah. Who voices him in the end? He's awesome. Ike Amardi or Ica Amardi. It's like God of War. No, that's unfair. I said I acted as if like this dude was really ugly. He's not. Totally normal looking guy. It's just that Mike Coulter is just like a movie dude, you know? He's got like actor face. Yeah. No, he definitely does. He's quite. pretty boy well

what James what did you mean when you say got a war black actor playing a white man oh yeah of course yeah that's a good point that's an example where it's like massively improved the character

I really like the original Kratos voice the one they have now the original one he's voiced by I remember looking into this Mike Chang you know he's voiced by a black guy, yeah, there's another black guy, it's just a different black guy. Oh, really?

Yeah, but he just sucks. Yeah, it was the wrong, I don't know, I just don't like it. He's Mace Winu in the Clone Wars show, this guy. Oh, damn. I think that's the original craters. I think that's the point worked with that, that craters didn't look as huge because it's fucking early graphics. He's younger and over a game.

Yeah. Yeah. Cringier. Egy. Cringier. For sure. Shit. Like Shane.

back in the day yeah yeah but we're not gonna cancel original Cratos I am I've always done some bad things the original Cratus was really on a rampage you know in God of War what some cancellations so I got down with how do you feel about these like do you think Shane Dawson should be cancelled for this you well I don't think he'll be successfully cancelled ever that guy just will never stop, never quit. But I think he should catch a fair bit of flack, for sure.

I think he should have been cancelled the day that joke of yours was stolen. Go on, Alex, tell us the old story. Oh, yeah. Go on, for old times' sake.

I swear I've said it, like, so many times. There's a video on I G, I think, called, like, I hate joke thieves. I think I'm specifically mention it though yeah it's been my ongoing kind of half real half fake beef with Shane Dawson because I just know I'll never acknowledge my existence so I don't get shit calling in my you know the things I do but yeah I just it's like a complete lack of respect there from me just for the content for the demeanour just

all of it yeah he sucks I just it's like I just see through it all this I fucking just get a grip dude fucking pathetic. Yeah. Anything else on the cancellations? Crazy. Did you guys hear Kevin Spacey's been, that's just crazy. Who's next from the cast of that film?

Who is next? From the cast of John Hamm? Surely not John Hamm as well. Yeah, he's two. He'd just be too successful if he tried. That's our theory. What? That, like, that was our theory, right?

That, yeah, it makes sense that some fucking creep, like Harvey Weinstein, of course, is responsible. But, if you look at, like, you can tell a lot from a person by just... How much... How thick their neck is, and John Hamm's neck is thick, so he's all right. his whole like just from his neck all the way up to the top of his head

is just wide so based on that I can't really say anything no I know is it John Bernthal John Bernthal I was thinking if it was going to be anyone

from baby John he's scary nah he's alright there's no one left from that movie is going to be no one left you know it's just it's just pretty it's pretty unfortunate though

that that's that film's legacy now I know don't you think we've only scratched the surface though of just the fucking horrendous nightmare that is Hollywood like just imagine the shit that has gone on over the decades that we don't even know yeah

runs deep man yeah Yeah, you might have probably prequel Star Wars movies that have been cancelled before we even knew they were existed. That is the fun. What is not? So I'm switching gears a little bit. I chucked out a few episodes of this fucked Netflix show about, it's like a game show where the floor is lava. And you've got a, it's not real lava, but they've gone.

extra mile where they've got like this fucking warehouse and they've built this building where every room has like water filling it with like obstacles you've got to jump across to try and get over the lava and if you fall in the lava you're like out what's it called it's just floor is lava oh right that is just okay it's just on netflix i know look at it watched like a couple episodes of it is it sick in a way it kind of is exciting like It's got the most obnoxious fucking host I think I've ever experienced in one of the same shows, but that's part of the kind of fun of it. Yeah, I guess just watching and trying to see what you would do in the instance, how you were trying to tackle it, and if you think you'd do it or not.

And they have these, like, insane over the top, like Americans on it. Yeah. And they're like, they like act or something. They appear to me as if they've been given, like, vague. directions from something behind the camera and they like try they like really overacting shit when like one of the on one of the episodes I saw it was a mum and her two kids who were twins and one of the twins like sacrificed herself to get like a a bit of scenery to fall down so that it made a bridge so the others could continue it's like that kind of ridiculous over the top of this is pretty funny this is pretty funny

it is it is like if you like that kind of like you know stupid throwaway trash where just yeah production of it it's just kind of funny that someone yeah the effort to do it I'm actually I'm really impressed by the production of it all yeah and there's like a bunch of different maps and shit it is really silly if you can get past all the obnoxious americans so impossible won't even try well James you remember that um Netflix like racing show, which is kind of a similar gimmick. What was it called?

Overdrive. Overdrive. It was something like that, yeah, where it was kind of an obstacle course for people in their cars. In their sick as fuck cars, mate. And they got awesome backstories. Yeah, they all had dramatic backstories.

They were fucking Philly Bobby was in it. That actor from Fast and Furious. She was like the main product person who produced it. The one from Avatar. I see South African it's all I know

South African I don't there's so many women in Fast and Furious Charlize yes Charlize they're on I didn't think about her

being in Fast and Furious but I guess you're right yeah why wouldn't you say Mad Max you fuck yeah I forget about my I forget about Mad Max although I know that's

a crime that's a crime but yeah that that's show was also terrible because the way the Americans do things is just so strange compared to how we do them here that I can't watch it. If it's American, I basically can't watch it. We're so like dry and non-expressive compared to the way they do game shows.

We're such constant action all the time, highs and lows and emotion and screaming. We don't really go for that kind of shit. I think of like the weakest link and everyone's just like in fucking silence until it's their turn. Or it's cringe, like eggheads. Like that or like, that one with fucking

can I get his name? It's about like getting 10. You've got to get 10 of things. I can't think what it's called. Tenable. Is it that what is, is it called tenable? I'm going to hate that one. I was going to say the little Ewat

cunt, but I thought that might be unfair to couldn't get his name. say that he plays a fucking iwark yeah but he's worried they he's also his name he's willow he also yeah he's a young um fuck what's he called uh grido in the phantom yeah he does god why anyway that's the whole thing i don't even want to get into again but yeah that one tenable that's awful you know they could just invent these phrases and they just act like it's like yeah that's the thing that people say

is it tenable no we don't say that no why are you doing this everyone gets so so into it the best the best competition show here is um it's like cooking one well random people cook food that's what come dine with me no not come no that's fucking garbage no i love come down no it's the other one it's really been really popular in recent years as in not the great british bake of yes that one well they don't cook things they bake things. Oh, you know what I mean? Damn. I don't know what you mean, actually. The best one is the chase.

Yeah, the chase is this one, dude. Yeah, they've got characters, anime boss battles and shit. Crazy. Your performance and that cash builder was so pathetic I thought it was going to be bad. I always like it when they're really disappointed in performance.

Whenever one of the like chases. What's another good one? uh well i actually pointless i struggle with um yeah i don't like pointless i think it's pretty shit but i do like the two guys well i like the guy of the laptop which isn't even switched on like it's not even a

i don't think it's even actually a real laptop remember that being a thing it's just just a prop i was recently reminded of that that event in um what's it called who wants to be a millionaire Yeah, when those, that couple, like, cheated to win a million. I'd completely forgotten about it, where they cheated by having someone coughing in the crowd.

And somehow that got through. They didn't get the money, though, in the end. Still. Yeah, the dude that did that was like a, he was like a serial, um, offender of cheating. Yeah, like a scammer, a cheater type. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't think he actually just did it for the money, but like the thrill of gaming the system.

Yeah, being famous for the one dick who's cheated it. He wants to be a millionaire. Yeah. And he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for us meddling kids. Damn straight. No, we'll be back up to these messages. Want a dick on a shirt? Check the description below.

Hello, welcome back to the second half of the Corncast. This is the section where we answer questions from the subreddit. If you want to leave your own questions, head over to R slash JARMedia for more. Let's start with this one then from... Oh God. I underscore Love underscore Woolly underscore Jim, who says, Hey, fellas, have you ever thought about opening a cameo account? I'm sure the jarling.

would pay big money to get the passionate napper to give birthday greetings, etc. James? James? Well, I'd never consider doing it. Huh? I thought it was just for like Master Chief and stuff like that. Yeah. People with cool voices, not normal person voices.

Yeah, I'm Master Chief. Give us your best Master Chief quote. So, yeah. I'm finishing the fight. Say you need a weapon. Need a weapon? We need a weapon? We need a weapon?

Okay, and Banana Ray asks this. Recently, I've been becoming somewhat curious in terms of sexuality, and I've realised I find a few men sexually attractive, but not all. Have any of the cast been curious, or is outright gay, buy, or pan, would like to know how you manage to explore slash realize the way you feel? He wants to cover this one then? Well, I mean, it makes the most sense that you do, Alex. Yeah.

Um, I have no problem with the fact that I'm gay. Next. I was looking on the internet, and I saw some things. Where's he going? Where is this going? It can be anywhere. What do you mean? Were you watching gay porn?

No, I've never watched that in my life. Really? Yeah. Never? You've never seen anything from gay porn, ever. I've never, like, sat down and watched it. Never at a pure curiosity. I just try and just not used.

Okay. So you're relative... Ruben, have you ever watched Gay Porn? Yeah, all the time. It's a regular, on the TV. Got the Pornow app on the Smart TV. I don't even know if that exists. There isn't the Pornhub app.

Well, not for Smart TV. LG smart TVs. Oh, maybe for LG smart TVs. What about you, Jim? Um, I think I'm not really able to be put into a box, if that makes sense. Hmm, you don't like the label. Don't finish sentences with if that makes sense.

Why? Finish it with. No, I mean. No, I was going to say, there's another one where, it's like, if that makes sense, there's another one that's just like it, like, people use it as filler. There's one more.

It's just if that makes sense. No, I think it's just a specific memory of a guy I used to be in seminars I was with in first year. You used to be like, if that makes sense at the end of like the most basic sentences. You. It does make sense, yeah. Sorry, continue.

Just completely derailed it. Gay, buy, or pan? I'm James. That's the question. Well, that's not the question. Those aren't the only options. I feel like I know what an attractive man is to me. I'm secure enough in my sexuality.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson. The heavy rooting fortress tea. There's so many. So many. It's hard to list. Okay. Mad Max, both of them Bill Gibson

Yeah, beast Okay, we have this one from the thick crap man This is probably the best question I've seen in a while Specifically for James If James had a child Would he perform spin time on the child Be honest Probably

More interestingly was spin time performed on you? No, I performed spin time on myself. So you invented it? Yes. It's not like a family tradition. Explain what spin time is for those who don't know. Spin time.

It's in the name. No, that doesn't explain it. You got to go into detail. What the fuck does it mean? You spin something. Doesn't matter how you spin it. You just have to spin it. spin time. You go up

to your niece, nephew, your dog, your cat. Just shout spin time, I think. Spin it around. That's spin time. So, would it count as spin time if I'm not saying that anyone should do this, but if you grab like a stick

and went over to like a goldfish bowl and like spin time well the goldfish would die. No, you do it just gentle enough so it has a bit of fun spin time but not actually murder time. does that count James as the expert on all things spin time because it's having a spin time yeah you should probably note though the smaller the animal

the higher the chance that it probably will die from no no but here's the thing hamsters and guinea pigs actually love spin time they're those fucking little bulls they go in and they say they've got spin time but they stay upright in them typically there's that famous video of the

hamster wheel spins around it like 30 times spin time that's spin time animals love it a guy called Amy can you spin time

Billy no can you try no can I try if you want to lose another art I spin time

Gaius and he's never been angry about it yeah but he's not a cat yeah but he's a dog who kills rats for tennis balls he's a beast a guy called Peter

asks this have any of you finished the last of us part two and if so what are your final thoughts on the game will there be is the last of us part two as blank as they say video

half the cast has finished it I think the only half that's going to play it to be honest that being me and Jim we won't say anything now but I think we will do as blank as they say on it might as well

I've got a fair amount of thoughts I think yeah yeah for sure I've got thoughts yeah plenty of thoughts floating around they just need to be managed and I'm still enjoying seeing how people are reacting to it yeah

so we'll give it a few days or something yeah oil underscore holic asks which of the jar members are lightweights slash heavyweight drinkers Rubin is a lightweight Alex is sort of

sort of between light and heavy so just nothing somewhere in the middle James is champion heavyweight heavyweight champion of the world so but does lightweight what is the actual measurement

is lightweight someone who just gets drunk from like they drink a third of a pint and they're like a one-pipe wonder it doesn't take them much you know compared to their peers but like what about if say for example um if i drink a pint on an empty stomach compared to after a meal that's going to be a very different reaction if you know i'm saying okay well let's call it an average day everyone has eaten 2,000 calories that's annoying me just want to get rid of that everyone's eating 2,000 calories let's say fuck it

James is still a champion lightweight of the world where there is I was gravitating towards the G man no you're a champion lightweight no I'm a champion

Rubin do you know how much I drink every weekend yeah and you're always completely annihilated damn I drink in a scene amount though so you're

so you're calling yourself a heavy weight then James no I'm not saying no no light I've been a light weight where a pint would do me but now I'll drink half a whiskey bottle of whiskey and I won't be fucked

I'll be able to play a cod consistently and smash out really good games that's that's my drunk level that's that's that's after like three siders and half a bottle of whiskey and I'm fine

I have a hangover the next day but that's normal but yeah I mean I'm definitely if it is like a scale and definitely lean towards the light weight more than heavy way.

Well, maybe the best measure is how many pints you can drink until it's, you know, it's going to start getting bad. I can't see if I go to that level because I always pace it or when I start getting to that level, I just kind of stop.

Yeah. Well... I see, I don't like lager or anything. I will only drink whiskey, that's it. I'm not drinking, I'm not... I don't want to drink loads

because I don't have to piss more. I just want to drink that, I want to do it efficiently. So I'm going to drink the max, max. And once the max becomes boring, I'm jumping up to the next level of Mac. Really? I'm like the complete opposite. I actually quite enjoy the different tastes

I can get from all the different alcohol types. I like ale, like laager, cider, wine. So much like variety. I wish to just smack the most powerful thing in your body I think about the question that I don't think it's a very easy thing to like assess unless someone is dramatically a lightweight you know very much so

or dramatically a heavy way or dramatically a heavy way like they're just it's just like stone you know they can just keep on and they're fine they're just a statue they're still powerfully okay and that's probably pretty boring yeah okay Dick the Head has one for us Please, my corn rose Rank these YouTubers from best to worst The nostalgia critic

Ray William Johnson, Shane Dawson And Angry Joe Thank you, my lovers Well, I know who my number one is And I know who my Button one is I didn't even mention it Angry Joe was one of the people

Who was not cancelled But it was attempted on him It didn't seem to He kind of knipped it in the bud Before it developed into anything I'm not like an official voice on where it seems to have gone down but it does seem to read as a more false allegation because I did see some backpedaling from her

and it's just like a weird situation I'd recommend going on Angry Joe's Twitter if you want to read his old statement. Okay, so he's not like a racist then because that's why I was... Oh, racist? I think it was going to be a clean cut. People did blackface. He's a bad guy. Thing.

that's what I was expecting I think it was like a typical like one side of the story had like a creepy interaction with him but from his perspective it was just like a normal kind of awkward fan thing you know just the typical kind of shit

it didn't see him like as cut and dry is like the obvious question but yeah out of those four Angry Joe is definitely the best one yeah well that would be the best YouTuber yeah but unfortunately It gets difficult after that

I actually think my order is angry Joe Nostalgia critic Ray William Johnson Shane Dawson Yeah Can probably do that I feel like you know Say what you will about the nostalgia critic But there's a little bit of effort

That goes into it I guess Yeah His his biggest problem is it's just really cringy And his He is very cringy He is very cringy It's just so fucking old

It's just no excuse just get a new mic god damn it yeah one jar has better mics yeah that's a problem man that's the thing though I've enjoyed plenty of angry Joe videos

I've enjoyed some nostalgic critic videos even back in the day I enjoyed some Ray William Johnson videos fuck it I never enjoyed a Shane Dawson video no I'm trying to organise this list and this is the logic I'm using and Shane Dawson is at the bottom of mind

so Yeah, I think Shane Dawson has to go at the bottom on account of all the blackface. What's the great Shane Dawson video? These fucking documentaries. Buying a thousand dollar pizza. Wow, yeah. Yeah, he's the most like vapid, um... Cunt.

Ray William Johnson, eh. Let's not paint him as like a superhero either. Oh, he's awesome, though. He chased a music career successfully. A bitch called a penis. That was a classic, wasn't it? Oh, my God.

There's some, like, horrendous shit in those songs he put out. Yeah. Think about that. He might have to go below Shane Dawson for me. Oh. No, but then think about all the fucking offensive shit Shane Dawson has done. Yeah, but then what about that famous clip of Ray William Johnson and the Lightsaber? and he's like, for some reason he has to say

the N word, but I don't know, what is it? He's like, Ray William Johnson says the end word. No, dude, have you seen the clips of Shane Dawson saying the M word? I haven't seen the clips. Yeah, it's not just one like out of contest thing. It's like loads of different, really embarrassing uses of it. At least Ray William Johnson is like brown. Yeah.

God, he's really short. Yeah, he's a Facebook troll. or something now. He's the new depths of Facebook. James the sure list. I'm curious. You know my list. No, I don't. That's why it asked.

Shane Dawson's number one. He's the worst. I don't like him. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know. I don't know the list. We were going from best to what. Best is number one, worse at number four. It was a nostalgic critic, Ray, William Johnson,

Shane Dawson, Angry Joe. Ray William Johnson's I don't know I just know the same Dawson is at the bottom That's that's it The west of small fry In comparison to him

I actually think Yeah Shane Dawson is by far The most kind of prevalent Out of those four So He's a fucking dick Pit on Face has one for us

What are your guys Favorite and least favorite Ages you've been so far I think we've been asked this before But it's a good question to reflect on? Um, every year before I was 21. Yeah?

I'm gonna say 10. Oh, really interesting. Why? Why? Um... Probably... As for favorite or least favorite, sorry. Oh, favorite.

Oh, okay, I thought you meant least favorite, which is what I was... Actually... Hmm. I can tell you my most favourite I thought that was the question like what was your favourite age your favourite and least favourite age that we've been my favourite age is 23 because I've spent

a year playing call of duty modern warfare my least favourite was every year before this year because I wasn't playing call of duty what about the years when you did play call of duty I was a fucking retard then I don't I don't associate that with the current day James

least favorite for me is like 17 18 probably around there definitely the most self loathing around that age favorite age though it would

it would be a somewhere around now or when I was really young innocent Innocence breeds Funnies True No, Innocence breeds

Quinge Is the actual fact My least favorite age Is definitively 19 Of a little bit of bleed Into 20 But 19

You know, by all accounts And I would I would take being me This age Over any other fucking year Previously Yeah you can't it's not it's not comparable

like having freedom having money can do what you want to being a child it's obviously being a child you know lots of people like it but like for me being a child it's just sad I couldn't buy codpac so yeah

yeah I can buy codpacks as a child can do that now you can buy MOG packs you can have MLG skins couldn't do that when he was a kid I'm more interested by this question once a few more decades under my belt so there's a contrast because

I don't think I'm going to live to my third decade to be honest Jesus yeah you will you fucking twat I don't know like I don't you have to live day by day tomorrow I could take it as it comes you mean yeah you just live every day

lived life to the extreme if I if I have to take a poo tomorrow I just don't come out of the toilet that's what happens boys you know you just don't care James there's an essential question for you here from a time splitter's channel who says snap a camera blinds your eyes

you're in the spotlight surrounded by hungry paparazzi snap another flash without a chance to rub your eyes a microphone gets shoved through a crowd of sweets the pressure is on a news helicopter flies overhead this is it you're being filmed across the world millions are watching on the edge of their seats this is your moment James what do you announce to the world

nothing I would just I would not say anything it's an awkward silent yeah I can actually vividly picture that just the most disappointing buildup in history but then you're like

marty because anyone can just project anything they want onto the silence boom lots of questions for James actually is another one for you from a crusty underscore kamikaze underscore 897 who says two questions for James yeah

what initial D characters are the Madagascar characters oh fuck sake I can't do that I don't know they have a suggestion how about you just say yes or no based on what they say I'd say that Takumi is Alex yep it's no he is marty's the zebra right yeah you jim you want to um just like you know stop just go

a different podcast for a bit um it's difficult because uh no it's supposed to have quick answers so i could just go through them so you disagree already no i disagree with both that's fine is Gloria. Yeah, yes. Ikatani is... Akatani. Yep, that works. And Ryuski? Wojuski.

King Julian and Mort. Yeah, that works. I see that out. Second question is, since you're getting into the Gundam anime, do you have any interesting Gundam model kits? If so, we JAR fans might have hoped that the tank will be completed. Also, while I agree with you that Gundam has a lot of cool robot fights, I think the characters and stories should not be overlooked as they're also pretty solid. Anyway, sorry for all the Weeb talk. Cheers, Mingers.

No, Gundam got great characters. There's just the whole, you know, background of the whole franchise is fucking interesting. But I'm going to buy a few Gundam statues and figures sets because they're just so sick. So over time, the tank might become real. and the Spitfire Mark one No, I went I'm becoming of age What's the coolest gun damn

Barbatoss Fucking serious Barbarah Barbatos Barbara Toss Okay That's a proper good answer though It's got like the Ryden

High Heels as well It's fucking sick Do they transform or something? No, some of them do. Go and do something, Ryden. They actually like big mecks. Okay, sir. Yes, they're just massive mecks.

Okay. Can we get some Metal Gear questions for me and Rubin next episode? Yeah. It's about this fucking lame weep shit. It's all about some good weep shit. Fuck you. Which is the bigger franchise? Not Metal Gear Solid.

Which is the cooler franchise? Metal Gear Solid. Not Metal Gear Solid. Metal Gear Solid. 2V1. Metal Gear Solid is why. It's got loser mecks. They don't do anything.

Yeah, they do. They do loads of good stuff. Tail, tail, cut in half. No, the best thing about Metal Gear Solid is Walls of Nature. That's it. What? No.

Walls of nature. That's not the best thing about Metal Gear Club, it literally isn't. It is. You're so dumb and wrong. You're not even smart enough to understand Metal Gear Solid. It's not a different level to see you. And you're not smart enough to understand.

understand even Jillian because no one is even Jillian's fucking shit and stupid doesn't even have solid snake in it why the fuck would I watch it same as milk a solid but better shut the fuck up James um well you're on this kick that you're on the landscape has a question for you yeah does James still believe that hentai is culturally important can he please share his thoughts on I'm gonna completely butcher the this name Toshio made us, erotic masterpiece, Uruitsuki, Doji, Legend of the Overfiend. I know.

No, when did I ever say the first part? I think that's... Yeah, when did he say that? I think that's something Alex says as me. Does James still believe that Entai is culturally important? Has he ever said that? I don't remember ever saying. Probably.

You probably have said it. You said that privately. As a joke, probably. I think what happened was in the hentai blab we did, I just started making shit up and just said, so why do you think that's the, I'm getting framed together? Yes, because you asked me. You asked. Well, yeah, it's obviously culturally important to Japan and just sexism and the rape is the really big problem in that country.

Not a good thing, but there's a reason why that country's fucked. Jesus Because of Venetai No I can't give a reason Why that country Has the weird

Fucking views it does But It's a reason why It will get away With just fucking being Fucking perves Being creeped There's a reason

I don't know It's the Japan meme isn't it It's not even a meme It's fucking gross I guess that's why it's The meme That it is Uh

Japan I've it's actually made me not want to go to Japan I just I'm like I do really it's a bit too creepy fucking bizarre love it probably is a lovely country but it's just like you're all right you're not a woman country yeah I know it's like oh they'll be something really nice but then I'm just thinking like the weird the way the society works and you might see a little bit of in and it's like boy yikes I mean there are there creeps all over the planet ask me a list of where I go Alex because it's not that many places where you go where I'd go to visit on holiday

where you go to visit yeah where you he's asking where you go in the world yeah where the fuck would you go do you go was one of the ones you wanted to yeah but when you fucking think about it you can't there's a lot of places you just can't go because they're fuckholes I'm going on a fucking tangent Where do you want to go in the world, Brian?

Amsterdam's the only place Great place You can't go to America You can't go to Middle East, you can't go Russia Did you say Leeds? You can't go to Slough You can't go to Plow You can go to Swindon

Because it has the magic roundabout which is a modern engineering wonder of the world. It's incredible. If you haven't seen it, go look at the Swindon magic roundabout. A genius. It does work. James, we should genuinely do it. Is the magic roundabout as good as they say?

It's pretty smart. I've got footage of it. I can drive around it for a bit. On footage, we can have a little demonstration. Yeah, just zoom around it. To a complete drift. Around the whole thing. I have to get some McDonald's trays, but I might be able to try.

Okay. Let's end on this one from Kia State, who says, What is a Lego set that Alex wants but doesn't have? And what is James' dream car? I guess no one has. Oh, nothing for me and Jamie then. We don't have dreams. We're not allowed dreams.

We're not even afforded if we're a metal gear solid. What's your dream metal gear game? Metal Gear Solid 3 remake? Yeah, they've done that, though. It's an incredible chick. Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. I have a quick and easy answer, though. It's the Tower of Orthank from all of the rings.

Is that a wear set? You can't buy it anymore. Are you looking for it? Yeah, I'd have to get it off brick link for like a stupid price. That's what I haven't done. Do it, do it. Maybe. You should do it.

Maybe one day. Boone, thank you for a dream. No, what's your dream car? As to R-X-7. I've said this many times. And how much are those? You can probably get one for about $8,000 in the UK. You'll get a nice one for about 20,

but they're going to go become more expensive over time because they're strange cars. Do you think you'll achieve it? If I steal one, maybe. Jesus. No, no, I won't. You'll get your one then if you get. I'm too good with money to ever spend.

more than about £2,000 on a car. Cars just aren't worth money. They're not worth the money. You pay for them. But surely you paid more than $2,000 for your car at this point? I did. I did. I did. No, I... Do you think I paid $10 for my car? I'm thinking about all the

cars you bought over the years. That's a passion. I don't eat food. I'm not judging you for it. It's a weird thing to say that you don't spend money above a certain amount on your hobby when you do. No, because the car isn't the hobby. It's what you do to the car, the hobby.

The base investment isn't, like, it's a hobby. Because that's a mode of transport. That's just like something you need day to day. So I don't see it like that. So I spend hobbies part. And that's just a thing I do monthly. That's a hobby. And I don't spend that much because cars aren't worth money.

You don't ever race money on cars. You'll ruin your life. Yeah, you'll ruin your life. Yeah. you can have a house or you can have a sick as fuck car but be like 28 of no house and be renting a flat

that you can never escape from because you pay 900 pound a month for it just don't bother just buy a sick as fuck house instead unless you really want a car but then even then buy the sick as fuck house it's a better investment on that note

that's the end of the episode thank you for any final words the drama media podcast we'll catch you on the next episode hello bea I don't have dreams You have creams Just download it on PS4 ribbon I think it's free isn't it?