JAR Media Posdact - WILL SMITH PRITT STICK

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:03 Housekeeping 23:42 No Topic Babble 50:26 Baby Yoda Movie Bets 59:42 Mid Break 1:01:33 Question Segment: The Nicest JARling 1:03:51 In-Joke Infection 1:05:41 Funniest JAR Fan 1:09:57 ARC Raiders Rankings 1:15:21 Is there anywhere you won't go? 1:19:09 Tomodachi Blessing 1:20:51 Fav Ball 1:24:09 Gross Food Rankings 1:36:16 Feet... Belly Button... 1:38:03 Dutch Normality 1:41:18 Brainrot Meme Takeover 1:48:20 Patron Name Segment

I'm gonna do my new accent You can't do that dude You can't do that Okay fine I've been working on it but I guess I'll scrap it or work on it more I'm workshopping it like I'm workshopping a few things like my um My tick bowl Ooh It's actually important that you don't get rid of this tick

Okay there actually is a tick in here Don't actually say genuinely eh? Leave that tick in there, okay? It's important, okay? Yeah, I'm just doing a bit of an experiment. So I've started doing this new thing where I go into long grass and I try and get as many ticks on me as possible.

Because I have a kind of a theory. But they're not real? No, they're plenty real. I just showed you one. Yeah, but like, is it like birds? like made by the government. Kind of. I have a feeling there might be synthetic for a start. Really?

Like aliens? Kind of, yeah, because once I found him, I took him off and put him in the bowl. Where did you find him? That's none of you're concerned. In your ass. Yeah.

But when I got the tick off and put it in the bowl... It was on you? That's classified. Stop being a fucking asshole. No, but I guess. can't get to where I'm trying to take this. Yeah, yeah.

Carry on. I put it in the bowl. Yep. That's not a bowl, by the way. What is it? A dish. Tick dish. It's a tick dish.

Call it what it is, son. I collect dicks. I collect dicks. I collect dicks. I collect dicks. Tick nicks. Um, where was the story going? Um, you put it in the tick dish.

Right, yeah. And it was like wriggling around, trying to figure out like, Oh, really? What's this dish that I've been placed in? And they do that gross thing when they've like, they're priming. They just like, put their front legs up like that and they just sit there, like, just waiting for something to like... Oh, that's how they just grab on. Oh, that's pathetic. Yeah.

not a fan of parasites unless they're human beings are ticks parasites yeah are they they're arachnids they're not parasites I thought that

is a mosquito a parasite no man's got to eat man's got to drink some bloods well yes what they eat I guess you're right what

parasites are they yeah they yes ticks are obloids are obligate ectoparasites that survive by feeding on the blood of mammals, but does that mean a bat? I guess, you know, a vampire bat.

Vampire bats don't drink blood. Rot? They don't. Google it. What do they drink? Soda. They drink soda. Yeah. It drinks cherryade.

Yeah. They drink Dr. Perryate. They drink that chariade that has that like dog on it. You know the one? Yeah. crush or whatever. I'm that fucking doggy crush. Cherryade.

Give me some of that cherryade, the one with a dog on it. And some party rings to go. And some protein tubes with the white sauce. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to... Welcome to Parasite Dash. This is the Parasite podcast, Season 7, Episode 18. I'm Alex with Jim.

Hello, I'm at airport... Airport J... airport Ja. Hey, I'm airport Jha. And I'm Cabier. Wasn't um XXX Tantacian's real name Jha? J.A.H? I thought it was

um, tick. I got a few tics. He got put in the the tick dish. Wait, why are they called ticks? You know, like, because they really tick me off. Because they make you like, kind of drink bloods and get like engorged. They kind of like, vore.

They like... They do vore. They get so big. Oh, they're so grace. Yeah, I hate them. Can't be doing with no ticks. Have you seen the

like massive one that gets driven over by a car? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucking insane. That's got to be AI or something because that tick is like

the size of my palm. It's huge. God, I can't be doing with it, man. Like leeches as well. Leachers are cooler than ticks, genuinely. Yeah, they're cooler

and at least like they're easier to avoid as human being. Yeah, just don't be dumb. I guess. Yeah. Although, it is nice going in waters.

Yeah. Why can't we just live somewhere that it ain't got none? Go to Mars and there's not even a single bacteria, you know? Yeah, clean, finally. Yeah, finally, some sterility. Yeah. Until you dig a hole and then you find a tick army. Yeah, that's where they come from.

Underground. Yeah, that would be cool if ticks were Martians in the end. Yeah. No one will never believe that ticks were this fucking annoying. Were annoying and gross, and then you do the things. thing where you Google them and you see what they look like up close and you get disgusted and but then you start thinking about spies and disguise and you kind of start chilling out yeah but that should be spies and disguise too he's going to turn into a pit a tick yeah will smith gets

turned into a tick by timothy shallame i got turned into a pricked stick that's the third one a pritt stick i'm will smith pritt stick oh yeah before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the patrons over the Patreon to make the show and audio version possible. You get the raw unfiltered MP3 ad free which you can put on Spotify or whatever. Listen to it

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there some good ones in there after hours supplementary show a huge building playlist there of kind of variety content each week probably the best playlist maybe the best playlist in all of histories human histories

Yeah, it's like, what was that like famous, like, library that was like burnt down? Oh, yeah, the big one. Library of, or of knowledges, I think it was called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like rebuilding it. Yeah, yeah, single-handedly, like last week where we did Jark Raiders, a little bit of gameplay. But if that's not your style, we did a Invincible Season 4, as they say, and over hour long discussion on that,

reviewing it, talking it through. And if that's not your style, we've got the Planet Sounds guessing game. We've got the Dark Souls 3, 10-year anniversary, as they say. We got Hazley's Chance, all sorts of chances over there. Epstein Rants, the Mountain, as they say, trying to read Rugrats theory, you name it. It's on there, go check it out.

Yeah, it's the Great Library, Son. Yeah, it's the Great Library of Knowledge. Welcome to the Great Library, Blood. And, jamming a group chat as well. Nice. There's another perk you get on there. That's any tier, I believe. You can hop in and have a little chat and give suggestions, which you'll put in housekeeping when relevant, or in the question segment towards the end.

And on that, no, I guess we can do some housekeeping. We round off conversations from the last week or so. I've got a conversation to round off. How do you? Why do you have a tick dish? Confirmed to the audience that there's a real tick. There is a real tick in there. And it's crawling around trying to bite you.

It, well, it had his arms up, like, come on, give us a lift, will you? I just want to hug. Warning, I bite. They're quite cute, actually. They're kind of cute the way they stand there. Some bugs are cute. Some bugs, jumping spiders are... Worms.

Worms aren't. They're like an example of one that definitely... Ladybugs are cute. Nah, up close. Even big, they're cute. You think so? Yeah. You know, when they show them like an ants...

An ants are terrifying. Close up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's some scary. Like, Eldon Ring big ants would be scary. Ew, yeah. Eldon Ring big ladybug, I'd be down with. Like, fly them to work and shit.

True. You know that if it was in a, like, Souls game, it would be the scariest thing. Yeah, it would be, yeah. Their scariest bit is, like, the mandible thing. Yeah, I'm not about mandibles, really. Yeah, they're pretty scary and frightening. They're a little bit mandible.

Ha ha ha. I love puns. Well, let's start this off then with this one from film talking. Alex, I believe you're thinking of airport Charlie Puth. We're doing like a song guessing game and there was some, it was like the 20 biggest songs. And a couple of them I didn't recognize. And I was like,

oh, is that, that song from that really boring guy who's like pitch perfect and can like guess, he knows what like an alarm, the pitch of an alarm is like the note exactly and all of that. And that is Charlie Puth. That is who I was thinking of. Who the fuck is Charlie Pith? That's not who I was thinking of.

It's just some famous guy. I don't know. Charlie Poo more like. Charlie Poo. Charlie Pum-pum. Charlie, give me some of that. Pump, pump, pump, Charlie. Charlie Puth.

Yeah. Look at his cute little face, though, at least. Ooh, he's kind of wet. Yeah, he's a bit wet. Ooh. Oh, he's kind of liquid. He's like liquid oscillate. He's like liquid Charlie.

I found one with his shirt off and he's wearing leather peanants. Is he hot at least? One of the, yeah, he's fucking fine. not that hot. He's fucking gorgeous. He's not that gorgeous. I take it back. I take it back, Charlie. I was thinking of the guy with, who's the guy that pisses me off?

He's a British guy. Pitch perfect British. Um, well, Dreamhouse 533 says, is Airport Gym in the Mile High Club? Uh. Maybe. How low, I had really great intercourse in this fucking, plain and everyone could hear it and it was awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does it count if you just bring a flesh, a relash light into the... Yeah, that's an idea. Yeah. That's a really good idea. Yeah, you put the little, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

blanket over and just, that's actually, that just gave me an awesome idea, like, if you want to smuggle smuggle certain substances. Yeah. Put it in the relish light Yeah And but have it in your hand luggage And like when they go to check it Get embarrassed

They'll be so embarrassed Yeah yeah yeah What's just my relash light Like yeah yeah yeah Nothing funky about this Yeah This shit stinks Yeah

I haven't washed it in a bit It's fine I was gonna wash it when I get there Yeah Move along Yeah Airport Has a new policy

Every relash light must be checked. Oh, it goes through the scanner and they're like, hold on. They take it out of the bag and take it like into an office. Yeah. Bring it back with like a big smile on their face. All good. Yeah. Uh, fuck.

I Sick J says, I never have commented on these videos. And I never will. Okay. I think you might want to recheck that. I sick J. Don't let him ever comment block him. Yeah, true. Can't comment if you're blocked

Can't comment if you're blocked You Don't One says you guys have actually ruined my life This time. On my letterbox I rank every movie I watch on a list specific to the year it was released I cannot escape ranking I'm a ranker at heart

I hope you're happy You ranking freaks He's a ratified ranker Rortified Ranker Need a like Sound effect You know Ranking to the beat

Ha ha ha Super Ranto Says Hello Jajim Jarpim and Jarlin I just wanted to say that yesterday In my contemporary philosophy class My teacher named drop Ryan Reynolds's

Free Guy While briefly mentioning the topic of simulation theory For whatever reason he spoke quite positively about the movie And called it quite funny Anyways how do you reconcile the intellectual respect You Have for a person namely a specialist in a eagle

with the fact that they like Free Guy I've struggled with this before with uh with her with her with the Withers from Minecraft Do you remember the Withers? I don't know what that is

Google it We'll see it Oh yes looks very nice No fucking actually Google it I can't spell very well You can spell whither The Wankers from Like Wither away

Wither Minecraft Yeah Oh they're kind of scary Yeah. Yeah, my, uh, my physics teachers at A level, they were, like, clever, obviously. They liked Free Guy? No, they liked, um, Big Bang Theory. Oh, right.

Because, like, he's a nerd and makes science jokes. Yeah, I guess. Um, right. But it's like, that shit sucks. That shit sucks, but if it was Young Sheldon, then I'd respect. Yeah, the dad and Young Sheldon's kind of goaded the way he defends. his family. Yeah, I've always found that.

He's kind of... Yeah, we'll get more into it in the spies and disguise discussion. So check that out on Patreon if... Uh... Words plug of all day.

Um, what is it? There is something like, about like, intellectuals, quote and quote, having this weird thing about free guy. Like Peter. Like the intellectual

Jordan. Yeah. Why is this name Jordan? That's genuinely the least intellectual name. Jordan? Yeah. That's mean.

There could be a really smart Jordan listening. Name a single one. The Jordan who's listening. Jordan Peterson. Probably not smart. Jordan Peterson is listening. Yeah.

Now I've got my new idea. I wish, dude. This reminded me. I want to go with free guys again. The woke moralist hate free guy. Um. Yeah, I don't know.

I feel like I feel like I have the correct taste in movies. That's funny because I feel like I have the correct taste in movies. Yours is close because you like a lot of the movies I like, but I'm just a bit more correct. Do you know what I mean? No. Well, I'm sure it's all going to come to a head when we see the Baby Yoda movie. Yeah. Because I'm really hyped.

When we're both screaming and like crying in the cinema. Because it's just peak absolute cinema. I'm so fucking excited. I can't contain myself. This is me when I'm like hyped. Yeah, you're buzzing. You know what I mean? You're actually buzzing.

Android Squid 31 says, if you think about it, CBT is basically Jim Ranking. He does it almost every cast, so that means Jim is a serial rancor. What am I? Got him. What? You're a rancor. Never said I wasn't. Never claimed to be, never claimed not to be.

I never claim to be. claim to be no rancor. Mr. Boone says LMAO, I had similar situation happen. I fell off my bike and broke my shoulder last summer while listening to their podcast. Loser. Actual fucking loser.

Like, you're supposed to stay on the bike, you fucking idiot. So this person... Can you block him? They were replying to a comment that we featured in the previous episode, but they were leaving it as if they were replying to the commenter in the episode.

Interesting. Instead of like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like that, I like that. I do like that. That's unique. That's like, you know, like when, um, when, uh, what's his name? Benjamin.

Nice man, uh, too. The, the main character from interstellar. Uh, Tim Chan. You know, when he's trying to communicate through the black hole. Oh, he's on the machine gun and the aliens are coming down. Yeah, yeah. keep coming Tim Chats is on yeah and then like there's a wave of aliens that so many of them it's like locust and it's like yeah yeah yeah we're not gonna make it and then the pigeon from

spies in disguise says on your left and flies through the portal I love that yeah good shit good shit other it's like um Lance is here yes you know yeah yeah Lance from um spies yeah you just call it spies like Like it's... No, it should be Sid. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Can we call it Sid I? Sid one. Yeah. Ready for the sequel. Minger 921 says, fills me with irrepressible delight watching Jim contort his face to try and ward off the giggles after a hashtag funny moment. Why would I try and ward it off? I like, I enjoy it.

Joy, joy. I like warding things off because I'm in part. I just figured out the word enjoy, right? Huh? Like, you know the word envoy. Envoy. Yeah. It's like, and you're ending the void.

So enjoy is like you're ending the joy. Like you're, you know? You're oning to voie. No, you're enning to void. Envoy. You're not envoying. You're like, you know, there's, put those scooters

a voy I'm on void yeah that would be oh N V-O-Y I'm talking about E-N-V-O-Y No Hooper is pissed at us Okay

gave a time code talking about We were talking about We were annoyed about like paying for parking We went on some brand about that And he was like heavily disagree Parking is actually incredibly cheap If you wanted to rent the amount of land

needed to park your car for a day in a city it will be far more. Plus, encouraging people from out of town to drive all the way into town as traffic to roads not designed for that capacity while polluting neighbourhoods with lower car ownership. The thing that is killed the High Street is actually creating suburban houses too far away to

get to the High Street without using a car, not investing properly in public transport and not banning multinational corporations from enough of the shops. Though yeah, I get it. Parking sucks at an individual level. So you literally concede your whole point at the end. Get debated you fucking idiot so I block him yeah Hooper I'm sorry but you're getting blocked

blocked god damn it Cssel just blocked he loser god damn it Alex NY man says in Swedish a wank is called a runk no way they were so close to the mark they were so close and they just missed it but no cigar they just be like, oh, well, you're not going to go rank.

I'm going to go rank. Let me go rank. It's like, nah. Rets me go rank, son. Yeah. Now the Brits got this covered, mate. We're wanking it, fucking to the end of it. Oh.

We're wanking it to the end of it, okay? Yeah. Not you silly Swedishes. God. Stupid Swedish libitards. Um, um, says, Hey guys, can you bring Conquest on the show?

Only if it's nice quest. Kind, Kind quest. Cringy shit, man. I'm obsessed with those Kind Quest videos. They're like AI ones. Yeah. Where it's coming.

They're like, people make that shit unironically. And like, share it. And everyone's like, yeah. Nah, this is. This is, shit's emotional. No, they do. No, they do. They do.

They're not doing it in earnest. Come on. I showed you one. Please, just let me have this. And it's like playing the Superman score? Yeah, yeah. Just go watch Superman. It's literally the same thing. Yeah, it's literally the whole point. Do you want to watch, um, no, I forgot. I think I accidentally just should marry a goat seeing the screen. That's okay. Do you think that's okay?

Do you think that's all right? I can't find it. I was trying to find a bit of nice quest to play in the background, but... Oh no, there he is. Hey, Carl. Yeah, this is fucking... Morning, you all good folks. Fuck sake.

So fucking cringy, dude. Yeah. It's always like a Midwest bar. Yeah, yeah. And every single bit of media is going to be there in a few years. Yeah Yeah it is Oh man

I fucking hate this fucking hair Dude And last one for housekeeping cartoon grump Says Why Alex off camera again It makes things less funny Oh interesting Well

Do you think it's less funny No No I don't Why No, I don't. Never do that. No, like Americans like it when you talk like that.

Never do that. Hello, I just arrived here in America. Hello, I just arrived here in the Americas. Could you point me to a Taco Bell? Can you point me to a Lou? I need to fart and flush, darling. Yeah, brother, I agree with all that. Out here in the Midwest, we just let it breathe.

I'm not wearing no panties I'll like to let alone breathe I don't actually have a single topic today Really? Yeah See I was No I'm not even gonna say that You can Nah

You can D-dun-dun What's that from? That was supposed to be like the Superman music Oh okay, yeah You know, I was being nice quest Yeah You can do it

I just love like alternate history versions of things, you know, when it's like, what if like Spider-Man was a zombie? Yeah. What if, um, what if the Amazing Spider-Man 2 had a deleted scene where his dad comes back? He's like actually alive this whole time. Talking about Goatid films. Sheesh. Do you want to talk about Amazing Spider-Man 2? I prefer to talk about Sid, but, um.

Well, no, we're doing that just... I thought of something, though. Ugh. You don't want to talk about Amazing Spider-Man, too? On the idea of, like, Spider-Man. Can you just tell me you don't want to? On the idea of Spider-Man? Like a new, like, sidekick.

Like, a new... For Spider-Man? Yeah. Okay. Because, like, you know, Spider-Man's... You know, what the Russo's are like. They're like, oh, um, we don't really like it when Spider-Man is partially responsible for Uncle Ben's deaths because that make it too sad and serious.

So we introduce a new character called Tick Man and he's a blood-sucking parasite and that's where the villain comes from. That's really a guy. Oh yeah, the Tick. He doesn't look like one though. He's like blue. Isn't it Peter Serafinovitz? He's in Dark Souls 2.

I think you might actually be correct. It's him or isn't Patrick Warburton him? Who's Patrick Warburton? Isn't he end like fucking No, you're right, I'm wrong Yeah, are you thinking of fucking The wheelchair guy Yeah, from family guy

From family guy Joe What am I getting confused with? Was he like a epic? No The tick is in Kite Man, hell yeah No No, ignore me, ignore Take that out, editor, please

Peter Serafenowitz plays Pate in Dark Souls he plays Peter Teal in Dark Souls 2 What doff? Um I don't think... I know I was correct In 2001 the Tick sitcom had Patrick Warburton playing the Tick and then in 2016

Sarah Finowitz was the dick Sometimes two things can be correct Sometimes both people can be correct But he's not a tick though, he's blue He's a big blue guy Does he drink bloods? I don't think so I guess so

if they made him too tick like it'd be simply too scary. Well, Spider-Man's a fucking spider. Do you want to talk about Spoke? Because I've been slowly watching through No Way Home. Oh yeah, watching it in a interesting way. I'm just doing like 10 minutes here and there. Yeah. Because, to be perfectly honest, at points, that's all I can bear.

Really? When was the last time you saw it? At the cinema. Oh shit, you've seen it once. Yeah. Yeah. There are moments where the movie looks so bad. Like, so bad.

Yeah, yeah. It's, um, it's worse than, like, heroes. Heroes, that's a pull. Do you remember that show? But that's, like, a 2000s fucking superhero. Actually, like, TV show. I can't even remember what that show even looks like. Do you remember when he, like, flies and shit, it looks kind of whack?

Um. Oh my god, yeah They're filming scenes where they're just like outside Yeah And it's the fakesest, flattest looking bullshit Outside inside Yeah, and it's like Why don't you just go outside?

Because then a paparazzi might see And then they'll spoil that Like a ned opens a portal But they're not outside in those scenes Like just have Tom Holland be out fucking fucking side. Well, yeah, because... Like, it...

It makes me more excited for the new one that they're, like, intentionally filming shit practically. You know, like, the swinging shit. Yeah, yeah. That's been... You know, let paparazzi fucking see it. Like, it...

Yeah, it's just like marketing, really. It genuinely looks. So shit. I was a little bit scared for the trailer of the new one. The first couple of shots looked a bit like what you're saying. It's like, oh no. I can't you just, like... I can't you just make, like,

something tangible? you know yeah like i feel like they've gone to such extremes to to capture something so unimpressive you know yeah it's like you're building a whole set to resemble a space that exists and then you light it like shit and shoot it and block it in the most boring way yeah yeah yeah um

Just for like efficiency, I guess It's like Well, if we have the camera move In a certain kind of fun Interesting Spider-Manny way Then it would be a bit hard, I guess Yeah That would require like

That would require Sam Ramey It's strange how much of the film Feels like Improv Like Like dialogue Yeah Like the way shit flows is like

I think they want it to feel like that Yeah It's like a bunch of comedic actors right and for me at some points it's just like too fatta yeah so let's not do that

um it's spider man I think that film is a little bit of a like just a tease as to what is to come you know like the member bury like yeah fuck like we just got to like

just reference a bunch of shit you already know yeah um but I'll tell you what willem defoe fucking carries that shit he's he's genuinely so good. Yeah. His performance is fucking insane.

But why doesn't he ever seen? Yeah, weird. Not a single scene with the... Weird. A lot of the film feels like that where it's like, I don't think these two actors ever met. Yeah, that's likely. That is actually likely. Yeah.

They're like interactive and you never see them in the same space. I think I'd prefer a version of that movie that was just Toby's Spider-Man with his villains and the Amazing Spider-Man. isn't in there anymore and then they actually develop that a little bit. The CG on the lizard looks fucking awful. The lizard looks awful. The lizard looks terrible. It's quite a like packed film. It's very just boom boom, boom. It is.

I kind of, I like what they did with Electro. I feel like Electro is an iconic as fuck Spider-Man villain. Yeah. And I could see him like doing that character justice. He was done 30 in the original Mason's Spider-Man.

um two because that film just fucking sucks like if you like the amazing spider man too you're a loser like you're actually probably are covered in ticks it's the yeah yeah get a tick dish and fucking get to work son because you need to you need to get more blood flowing to your brain i remember i have this really lame like super nerdy dork memory of like leaving a frustrated comment on a um you know kind of funny yep would they do like like like reviews of movies that have been and gone type thing it was like all of the Spider-Man movies in reviews oh yeah yeah they did one for The Amazing Spider-Man too

and I listened to it and like they put it really high in the ranking in the ranking yeah um and I left this whole last comment like guys this is unacceptable yeah yeah yeah like I was like nerd raging like yeah it feels like um when you hear someone have an opinion like that like it actually changed

is like their social standing. Yeah, you know. So, oh, okay. I respect you less now. Right, right. You know. Which is, uh, fucking cringy as hell. But it's how we gotta live.

It's the only way to survive these days. That's Hans Zimmer, right? For real. Yeah. Hans Zimmer is doing the score for the latest euphoria season. She didn't do the other two. Yes, because, um, labyrinth did, didn't it? Yeah.

And he like, That's one of the cool things about the show was his music. Yeah. I just have zero interest in that show. Um, it's, it's, it's like Spider-Man without Spider-Man.

I like the main character in it. Um, who's in Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cool, but like,

it's one of those things where it's like, why did this need three seasons? Yeah. This was a one and done type thing. Yeah. Um, they just got an American milk kit. Yeah,

because I guess it was so, like, popular. It, like, launched a bunch of huge careers off it. Jacob Allardy Yeah The only fans won

Jacob Aloudi gives me Weird vibes He's really funny in the latest season though Because he like clearly is so checked out Like really He knows it like sucks Right Tell on some level

Yeah Because like he was you know He was good in Frankenstein Yeah he's good in Frankstein Um He was good in the first season of Euphoria But he's too tall And he's Australian so

Sorry Yeah Can't be having them Sorry guys fucking Australians, man They're just problem causes Problem makers Trouble makers

Why they always hot as well They're always so fucking hot It's annoying Margot Robbie and Jacob Ballardy And like Chris Hemsworth and shit Yeah the Hemsworths Yeah Can we have some of that drinking water

Or maybe sun There's loads of hot Australians Who was some Tom Cruise's wife She's Australian right I think you might be right I'm blanking on on her name though because i mix her up with the american peter pedigree peter teal yeah peter teal yeah he's hot

yeah he's south african there similar accent just more even more racist yeah yeah what we talking about oh yeah spider man yeah spider man yeah spot box look i i i really don't know how to feel about far from home far away no way Like, I, I, it's candy floss. It's like a, it's a sweet treat, but like, but like, but it's, it's not even that sweet. It's, it's like the, the, the action, like. It doesn't really have like a, whoa, that's like the train scene.

Like, it has one really good action scene. Which? When the first time he fights the Green Goblin, they're like, oh yeah, and he's, like, punching him in the face. And it's, it's all, like, really grounded. They're, like, in the apartment and, like, slamming through. That shit's fucking cool. But you need to seem like that, but you also need like an action, like kinetic, like, swing around fucking...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I feel like the end bit's meant to be, but like it doesn't hit for me. It was kind of my problem with homecoming as well. Like, I just think that director doesn't know how to do action. Yeah. For the most part. Like I said, there is that one great bit. Well, yeah, he really just feels like whenever there's action, it's just handing it off.

to the, yeah, to another team entirely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, he doesn't care.

Yes, weird that. Which is, like, if you're making a Spider-Man movie, you should probably care about that. It should almost be a priority, actually.

Yeah. It's not the priority. It's kind of, partially the point. Yeah. To the point where, like, to a degree,

like, some of the amazing Spider-Man shit is, like, more interesting. Yeah. Action-wise, like, some of the shit they're doing.

Some of the CG is better too. Yeah. The CG, to be fair to The Amazing Spider-Man, too, the C-G is great in that movie. Like, it actually looks really good. Within reason. Yeah. In the second one, specifically,

I can't think, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm, it's more of a choice than like a CG thing, but the web, like, extending hand. The tooth fusing. Yeah. It's just fucking unnecessary. isn't it?

I love that though That's fucking off But I didn't like the I don't like the scenes in no way home Where like the villains are like having a chat And he's like Ah the lizard I remember you You were a scientist once

Ah you you've had a bit of a glow up Haven't you? Yeah You used to be a bit of a door Because the script has to introduce them Yeah So have the like Rappore as well

The member yeah But like It might not have seen it It's also like Like Dr. Octopus is like Norman Arsbourne, you're alive, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it's like... But then it's like... But you guys never met, or at least we never knew that you met. Like, is that established ever? Yeah, I didn't think so. They're just like two totally separate. Yeah. Do you...

I sometimes think about that kind of shit, though, where like... When scripts are like, dumbed down, like, what was the, like, focus test that was yeah got those notes you know yeah it was like who's he who's the lizard guy why's there a lizard yeah why is he lectrics valid all valid questions something strange to me is like so are they never going to do like a dr octopus thing they're never going to do a green goblin because that was kind of my dream was that they were just going to pluck Alfred Milina and he would just be dog-alking.

Yeah, like in that universe. And the same with Willem Defoe. But that doesn't seem to be the case. And then it's like, well, you can't really do it then. Yeah, kind of defeats the point because then like he already knows. Yeah. It changes everything. Yeah.

That's kind of the starting point with him though anyway with the way he's been in. Yeah. It's the iron spider kind of. It's the cake and eating it too. type shit. And because what I initially didn't like, um, in my head,

being, um, not enough of a, like, nerd dork guy. In my head, Spider-Man was just like his own thing in his own universe, because my exposure to it was Sam Ramey.

He's also the biggest mobile character by far. Yeah. Um, but then going back and reading, like a, I've read a bunch of the, um, Stan Lee,

Spider-Man. original run. The OG 60s. And it's like, he's always existed in this space where he's like, he's in a world of superheroes and he's a teenage, like, smaller scale. Yeah. He's like a different. It's part of the appeal.

Yeah, that is part of the appeal. Um, so to like start him off as like Iron Man's little boy toy is kind of weird. As Iron Man's tick. His Iron Man's like, um, little Epstein child. Hmm. Iron Man is... Iron Man's little Epstein Island. Iron Man went to the island.

He designed the island. Yeah. He designed the, like, secret caverns. That would be a twist if it was actually... What's he called? Hugo Boss? Hugo Strange, you know, who's like... Dr. Strange? Dr. Strange actually crafted the island, you know?

He's like... Yeah, it's like a mirage. It's like not actually there. But actually is there, and it's even worse than me sure. Yeah. Yeah. Var-Vazoo. Saying that there, you brought up Doctor Strange.

That action scene's fun when they're in the mirror dimension. Oh yeah, that is in the movie. That probably is my favorite action scene, actually, in that movie. Yeah. I fucking love Doctor Strange and... I like him in a group saying. Yes. Yeah.

But I even enjoyed, I'd probably feel similarly to how I... It's weird. Marvel movies I find. I see them in the cinema. I like them. I watch them again. I don't so much Even though I had the opposite feeling with Civil War

But anyway I really like Dr. Strange I think the casting for Dr. Strange is fucking crazy I think he's He was like born to play that role So, RDJ Yeah, but more so Like, I think he looks like

He's been pulled from a comic book page Like he's got their weird face and shit Like he looks like Dr. Strange Yeah, he does He straight up does Did you see the weird clips of, um... I don't know, the, like, energy and hype they're trying to muster for this new Avengers shit is not hitting. It might be...

No. It's definitely not. They were like other Oscars, like, Robert Downey and, um, Chris fucking... Evans. Chris Evans. And they were like... I don't know, they were just being lame. And it, like, wasn't cool and it wasn't, like, fun that they were there.

It just felt like, this advert time. Yeah, right. We've got to get the hype machine rolling. for the shit, you know. Yeah. What's, I don't really get what there's to be excited about. I think people are excited.

I just like, it's not working for me. You know? Like, who the fuck even is there to give a shit about? Yeah, I know. Genuinely,

I think my favorite Marvel movie I've seen since, um, uh, end game. was like Shang Chi. Half of it, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the first half of Shang Chi is like all we got. I never, I never even watched, um... I liked Guardians through a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but like, that was their, like, last movie, you know, it's... And they feel like their own thing, kind of. Yeah, that's all different. And it, like, it feels over.

You know, if, like, Rocket Raccoon and his fucking shit squad turn up in the... this Avengers I'm gonna be like really probably will I think everyone but hey how long is the tiger's gonna be yeah yeah fucking um spies and disguise is gonna be in it yeah shit they can do like a little Tony's here you know and they're like he's back yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not Tony I'm Tony I'm Tony no I'm Tony the Liga this is my son I got a different flavour cereal I'm workshopping that one

Yeah Liga Tony the Liga I want to pitch it to the Rousseau Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna You know that

Classic James Cameron pitch With Alien He just puts an S on the end Yeah It's gonna have Tony the Tiger And I just rub out the tea And put an out Yeah

And the whole room is like yeah you're hired yeah yeah yeah fucking hell yeah I god damn hear it I god damn hear it um

I think J K Simmons is wasted and far from him like why even have him in the film if he's gonna oh yeah he forgot he was even in it yeah there's so much shit in it yeah and it feels like he

he doesn't like meet anyone you know he's he's always like off to the side like well yeah because his um scheduling didn't line up so he had to be yeah green screen but when when you when you can like feel all that shit just watching it it's like yeah i shouldn't be thinking about like the actors fucking time schedules while watching a movie it's like yeah it really pulls you out it ruins the imagine a little bit, huh? I got to say, I know Ned is, is

Nicked from, like, Ganky, from Miles Morales, um, which is kind of fucking stupid, because now if they do do Miles Morales, like... They don't have Nat. They can't do that character. They can't do that character. Like, what what can they do?

You know, Peter isn't supposed to have a guy in the chair. Why have you done this? But anyway, he... He would have been perfect casting for a Miles story. You know, he's... What, Ned should have been, Mike? Yeah Yeah

I thought you actually Yeah That would have been Fucking crazy Peter I've been keeping something from you Yeah

They should reveal that In the new one Yeah Yeah Yeah Have fucking Miles from From

Spiderverse Just in the MCE Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Why you look

So I'm just doing My own I'm just Like a new yorker Aren't we all like this right

there's bloody New Yorkers I'm getting fucking angry what um I think Tom Holland is a good Spider-Man why is that angry right I think he's better than the movies he's been in oh yeah for sure

like I think he could have been the goat when you see those little splashes you know yeah there's like in the first one with him where he's like lifting the

There's a rubble on him That's like that's a moment That's cool Well that's that's from the classic comic Right I'm not sure I haven't read Spineman because that's they did the same thing in In the games remember at the start of the game

Like the rebel falls on him and then he lifts it Right right right right it's like a famous panel Yeah Also the context of his character in that movie Like where it is placed in the movie Yeah Yeah good shit good shit Um I like when

I like when he's scrolling on TikTok before he goes to bed. That's cool. When he's got Lego, I like that. Yeah, the Lego's always getting smashed. I don't know why they have so much time for happy. That character from Iron Man.

Oh, yeah. Fucking the guy who's directing, yeah, John Fevereux of Globetho fame. Fuck, yeah. It's like, why is he one of the main characters? He's in it loads. And he's like, yeah, in the second one I direct, I want Scarlet Johansson to, like, fucking ravage me.

Yeah. I want Scarlet Johansson to choke me out with her ass. Sure thing, John, you get whatever he wants. Nice. Nice one, John. Yeah, he's in the Sopranos. Is it? Yeah, he's in the Sopranos.

He's in, um, chef, right? Yeah, he's the chef and chef. Yeah. I've actually seen that. Yeah. That movie radicalized a lot of people. Yeah, including me. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. I'm waiting for the sequel where they, um... Have you seen Turbo? Chefs in disguise. Turbo? They've seen Turbo. The Snail film.

Yeah, with Ryan Brown. With Russell Brand. Oh no, that's hot. Yeah. No, I've not seen Turbo. Oh, right. See, I haven't seen the famous scene from Turbo. Where there's like this guy making, like, a talk.

in like a taco truck People always share like gifts of him making this taco Why? I didn't know For what? It's like the most notable things come out of that fucking amazing Awesome Okay

Yeah But yeah chef ex taco guy from turbo Yeah, man That's another idea I'm workshopping Rousseau's Rousseau's Do you think It gets greenlit

Tomorrow Yeah Like a helicopter lands in the garden Yeah We heard you We need you We need you We need your ideas

You need more ideas like this Mimanda Buddha Mimna Buddha Sina Fulaya I really want to be a Glap shit on a Star Wars film Oh I'd love it Yeah

It's my dream Ah what a Bajingae Ha Oh Oh da Fina da Fina so bon I don't speak balazuni

Hey why are you acting like I'm talking Basuni Fucking hates dolls man Yeah shit Why the fuck did we ever like that fucking trash It was so fucking awesome What? What?

Because then you go Yeah Use the force type shit And the music? Oh. Yeah. When he's flying down the trench. Boom, boom, boom.

Boom. When Subalba's fucking slamming to Anakin's podros. Bodo. I'm gonna call my daughter, Subalba. I'm gonna call my daughter, Poudi. Subalba Beltman. I'm gonna call my son.

Ben. Rota. Rotter. rot I'm gonna call my fucking twins Yaddle and Yoda Yaddle and Grogi Baby and Yoda

Okay what's your Let's end this section with your your baby Yoda movie predictions Like how badly it's gonna do How bad is? First Okay two bets right

How it's critically gonna do and how it's commercially going to do. I'm going to say it's going to get a 62 on like... Really? Metacritic. I'm feeling like 45. Really? Yeah.

I think it's going to be fucking awful. I haven't seen like a single trailer or anything for the film. So you've got more insight than me. I think it's going to be the best... gonna make loads of money. Do you think so? Yeah, because like... I'm gonna guess it does,

because it's apparently tracking to do worse than solo at the moment. Is it out? No, no, it's out in a couple weeks. How's it tracking? People don't... They like track, like, expected numbers in the same way you're like, poll.

Yeah. You know? It's crazy to think, like, if they'd have done this at the right time, it would have done amazing. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would have fucking made mad money.

So what do you think? What's your prediction? I think it's going to do really well. Like, surprise. Yeah. I think it's going to be, it's going to break records. I think it depends on the babies and the boomers. And the normals.

I don't know. I feel like that's who the baby Yoda like appeals to, you know? I see like just random old people with like baby Yoda People fucking love baby Yoda When I went to like little day It was like a guy wearing a baby Yoda shit Yeah for me it was um Like a friend of a friend

I was told like Oh yeah they they love baby Yoda I was like huh The most like normal person ever No even knows what baby Yoda is What? Why is it You're a grogoo fan like me

Nobody calls him Grogoo for fuck sake. Why the fuck did they not call the movie Baby Yoda? They should have. Why not? genuinely. It's a better name than the Mandalorian and Grogu.

The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda. Just call it the Baby Yoda movie. Yeah. Baby Yoda, the movie. Like Minion movie or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby Yoda. Just baby Yoda. Yeah. Feet. The tick.

Yeah. Feet Tom Holland Spider-Man. When the portal opens and the tick comes out. Which one? Both. Serafinna. I feel like a no-a-home type thing, but with the ticks. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, fast for 20 years and that's what we'll be. The fucking Patrick Warburton ticks are going to be in the MCU? No, he's not. Then he is. Patrick Warburton has been caught on the set of a new amazing movie that's coming out. Yeah. Avengers Dooms. Day three.

Oh, Christmas. Do you want to talk about Spider-Man at all? Don't talk about Christmas. I've been doing my Christmas shopping. Do you think that Venom game's ever coming out? Venom! We'll see how to these Venoms. You don't want to talk about the Venom game?

No. Venom! You don't fancy talking about the Venom game? Fancy talking about my favorite chocolate bar. That's how your venom Spider-Man shoots his webs. I thought he actually does that in the comics. He does. When he's Black Sea.

I like that. I like that like it's weird and... Yeah. He doesn't do that in the video game though and it pisses me off. It comes out of a different hole. He should just go like that. That would be cool. Yeah.

Because he's pissed. Yeah, he's fucking angry all the time. Fucking stupid. I think you would direct a good Spider-Man Venom movie Like in the universe of the Venom movies I'd happily do that Holy shit I could do that I could do a better job than Andy Circus

So I got a blind rat I think that's who actually subbed in for him Yeah He's just like smoking a crack pipe While directing Tom Hardy fucking cook breakfast or something that is his whole like directing career yeah

that's the like Animal Farm just came out yeah yeah yeah I was trying to find somewhere that was playing it but nowhere in the UK I thought it was just on Netflix or something no Angel Studios got to make their bank they're like a Christian like company it's weird for someone who's like I think a really good actor

yeah good voice actor has a great voice yeah why why Why does he like choose to do trash? If someone was like, look, they're making Venom 2, we'll give you millions of dollars, millions. And this is going to be a walk in the park for you. Like you basically don't have to do shit. Like, the storyboard's all done.

It's already written. AI generated it. Like, you don't have to do anything really. You just kind of turn out. We put your name on it. Yeah. Yeah. You know.

That's crazy. Some people have it so fucking easy. Play Gollum once. Yeah. And be awesome. To be fair, what he did in those films, he earned, like, he earned a,

he earned Vanity. I like when he's like, he earned Venomty. He earned Animal Fires. Yeah. And Jungle Book. Oh, yeah, fuck. That film stinks.

Scary. Yeah, it sucks. I like when Gollums, like, The first son, girl, it's nice, Sank, it's a,

Give me an album. He's got to drop an album for the movie, the Gollum movie. Which is happening, everyone. It's still coming. The movie's about how he came up with that song. It's like the Michael Jackson biopic. It will be a scene where he is like, you're explaining that shit. Oh, parents?

I completely forgot that was even happening. No. Not a single human, bug, beast, beastie. No, like, creature in the known galaxy. Not even a tick. He's excited for the Golan movie. Yeah, he's dreading it. He's like, fuck.

He's like, I should have stopped at venom. Should have stopped at animal. I should have quit when I was ahead. Is venom in animal farm? That's like the explanation of why the pigs are standing up It's communism right Yeah they will get venomized Yeah

That's the plot of Spider-Man 2 the The video game Venom wants to communise everyone Now you're all my little monsters Now we are all the proletariat Yes Venom But uh-oh Nasty carnage coming

Yeah Uh-oh Nazi carnage Fucking oh Are we in What section are we in I can't even Just their interim

I think I need another beer Yeah Same You know, it's been keeping my humour in check What I've had this on the screen the whole time Technology, huh The wonders, the marvels of technologies

You just evaporate a small town so you can do this, it's fine. It's all worth it in the end. Yeah, yeah. For this. You get this? Because of that.

Yeah. You don't need clean drinking water. It's fine. You got that. You don't need food. This is brain food. It is like Cockok, Orange.

This is the shit that, like, they'd be showing me. Oh god damn it. Rankers on PS5. Out now. PlayStation. All my money. This is wild.

Now in the motorcycle ranking, I'm putting Harleys. Harley's, like, B tier? Yeah, I'd have like a purple one, and I'd have like Harley on the back of my Harley. Oh, nice. Let's go, Harley. Let's go find him.

Have you seen that clip of Harley from the cartoon going like, Hey Joker, what a ride on the Harley? Because she's like thirsty for him and he's like, shut the fuck up, B word. He's like, I don't like motorbike. I don't like Pum-Pum Harley. I like that Pum. Nah, Joker kind of gives asexual to be honest.

Yeah, definitely. you know because everyone's like oh he wants to fucking kiss Bruce Wayne on his fucking mouth maybe not maybe he's asexual did you even think about that

you idiots he's definitely asexual what about Harley Harley's not asexual she's incredibly sexual yeah she's the option she's by she will fuck anyone

and anything the goddamn moves be it bain be it killer crock she's a couple three times those hyenas as well We don't talk about those episodes Welcome to the second half of the cast Where we answer questions from

The group chat and the subreddit over at R slash R-relash R-relash-R-Laf Well Charlie Scream Can get us going here Charlie Scream This one's from the group chat Okay

The most nice Cis Jarling. A true evil Jarling antithesis story. Beh Beh Bejah, we write to you today with a rare positive Jarling story involving a cinema arrangement. In the past few months, two local Jarlings in our town have become acquainted with each other. We are a powerful and dangerous duo. Why are they talking like third person? I was just about to say, like, are you, have you witnessed two other people?

You are watching. Yeah. We are best friends, have all the same interests. and we even have the same secret But for the longest time What the fuck does that mean? Secret was in caps, do it?

But for the longest time we hadn't once arranged To go to the cinema together Out of a primal fear Of one fabled story The Evil Jarling Do you remember? Do you remember that was like a big crux

To the Evil Jarling Was they were like Organizing some cinema thing I think it was in Australia Yeah But like they were just trolling Or you'd have to go back There's an episode, I think, called the evil jarling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We feared that perhaps all jarlings were fated to have a deceptive and fucked-up cinema experience. That's right. Yeah, it's coming back to me. So as a test of trust and courage, one of us had offered to buy both tickets for a film, a similar arrangement to the famous horror tale. If one of us wanted to betray, it would have been an unfortunate possibility. However, we are proud to announce that we have successfully passed the evil jarling test. Our cinema trip was even accompanied by a small redaction.

did Funkopop. Photo attached a sign of our Jarling Bond. Just wanted to share a positive Jarling experience so others know there is hope out there. Perhaps evil Jarling now has a new nemesis. We saw the Baby Yoda movie, early screening, and it was, let's just say, life-changing,

I cummed. Okay. Part of that maybe was embellished. Thoughts? This is, the world is here. healing. Finally. Finally.

The world can breathe again. Couldn't have said it better by myself, old chap. Tinker Taylor Dalmatian dog spy says, how do you feel about... Spy? Huh? Yeah, what the fuck is going on? Spies are like the whole... There's so many in the sky.

I feel like I'm literally a hairs away from. like, breaking. Yeah, from actually snapping and seeing, like, the patterns everywhere.

Like, the whole time, the whole time there have been spies in disguise, actually just like, everywhere. I'm going to look at

every pigeon different now. Yeah. But yeah, how do you feel about all the insane injokes that you spread into the lives of the loved ones of the people who listen to you guys?

We haven't done that. It's kind of like a, it's kind of like a parasite. it's like a tick it's like a parasite that spreads it's like a parasite that just sucks and gets bored it's part of the

it's part of the value of the comedic training yeah the offer with the the jar university training pack comedy training pack yeah comedy university training pack

it's one of the tiers on Patreon yeah yeah and it kind of gives you Carty Blanche to just Carty Blanchee to just kind of of opine. Yeah, it's just opine.

If you want more information, DM Peter Thiel on Twitter. Yeah. By a stock in, enough stock in Palantia that you get to be in like a meeting. Yeah. To like vote on what you want the future of the company

and you're like, I want to reveal, I want to use your face recognition technology to find the spies in disguise. Ooh. Peter's like, I hadn't thought about that one. I want to fuck you sort of like an animal said

Who would be the funniest celebrity to be a jarling I can see Trent Reznor getting really invested in Jim's Dark Souls boss rankings Hmm Trent Resner doesn't rank No he fucks I think Ringo Star Yeah That would be immaculate

Ryan Reynolds would be good If yeah Like genuinely Only when he's like playing Deadpool though when he's like if Deadpool was in it yeah if Deadpool's into it

um oh fuck that guy his charge just uploaded oh yeah yeah you know what I mean it's even better

than Jimmy time that would be a cool one I hate Deadpool what fucking shit do you want to fucking he's gonna be in Doomsday so be ready for that

oh man hopefully hopefully fucking never fucking even fuck I just sucked off Thanos oops oops

you've got more than Ryan Reynolds. This is crazy. Yeah, my performance is Nick in Hunt Down the Freeman is more of a transformation than even Ryan Reynolds and buried. Or RAPD. He is good in RAPD, to be fair. Funniest celebrity? The King.

BN. You know, BN, Benji, Natti. Is he a celebrity? Yeah, I don't have celebrities for the right word. War criminal? Yeah. What would be your favorite war criminal?

If we just had like a bunch of war criminals. Yeah. Because you can like look and see who's like subscribed to you like in the last 90 days or whatever. Like it pops up on your homepage. It's like, oh, Benjamin Netanyahu's on board. Oh. BN.V.P. Oh, Vladipu.

All the dictators are just gravitated towards it for some reason. That's great. Crazy. Um, maybe like, who'd be like rogue? Like someone French would be crazy. Yeah. Someone French would be absolutely unhinged. Timothy Sham at the Salamette?

Yeah, Tim Cham. All the Kardashians. I've got a feeling one of them already is, but I won't say which one. Because I'm keeping that secret. I have a similar feeling, actually, yeah. Yeah. By feeling, I mean I have a knowledge. And by knowledge, I mean I'm dating one of the Kardashians.

You're um what's her name Kylie Jenner's side piece I know the milth one who just ate enough babies to like de age oh Chris yeah I'm dating her she is bloody fine

just to get back at Bryce Dallas Howard for not yeah you're in bed with Chris or like snuggled up and send a nasty picture to her yeah yeah to Bryce Dallas but then Ron Howard's like

I'm not letting anybody get a with this and then he'd like yeah so he hires me to be in the new star wars flick he makes a star was movie just for you yeah isn't that revenge i don't want to be luke's replacement i just want to be glup and please let me marry your daughter i'm not going to be happy until we get a glup i'm not going to be happy until i marry bryce dallas hours yeah which doesn't like you she told me what you You talk to it? Yeah. I DM her on Twitter sometimes.

Really? Yeah. What did she say? She was like, your fucking horrible brother is not my cup of tea. What the fuck? Why? Based on what?

I had to defend you. Yeah, did you make me sound good? I was like, sure. You know, you've worked with baby Yoda. We respect that. Did you tell her I like the episode she directed? I lied and said, yes. You love, it's your favorite episode.

Okay, cool. Yeah. This bad episode is fucking awful. But yeah, you did the right thing. Edit that bit out of me saying that. Oh, yes. Mr. Blue Pumpkin has R.E.9 as one for us. Still playing arc?

If so, what's your favorite starting gun? I think we possibly get a ranking list of all the arcs from best or worst. My favorite starting weapon is the Pharaoh, by the way. My favorite is the shredder. It's a cool arc. Damn. God, is it annoy. Which one's the shredder?

That's that, like, flametering. guy that just explodes. Oh, that. He doesn't explode, but like he shoots the shotgun shells out. Yeah, no, I remember, like, because it was, we fought one yesterday. And there was the time where we were on

the PVP map, Stellamontes, and we killed one and then, like, drop down, and then there were immediately two more. Yeah. And we got fucking destroyed. Yeah, I hate those guys. Leaper is the answer. Leaper is fun as fuck.

I do like fighting Rocketeers. They're pretty cool. Because like the tension's high, you know? Yeah, you've got to be on like top performance. Whereas Leapers, you can kind of cheese if you're just positioned well. Yeah, they're not the most threatening,

but they're the coolest as far as like, well, they add to the sandbox. Yeah, they're fun as fuck. I love the way they move. And, yeah, base shout for the Pharaoh. Is that the single shot? Yeah. Yeah, that's a heavy weapon.

It's so fun. It feels so good. I use that. And the, what's it called? The little... Stitcher. Yeah, the Stitcher. Yeah, I like the Stitcher.

I do like the Beretta. It's, like, cooler than it's good. You know? It's like a cool pistol hang-ham thing. But yeah, we were playing last night. And, yeah, because there's like... I was trying to... trying to describe it to you this kind of like disconnect with that game or kind of any game of that

popularity and scope where there are casual players like me but then the people that like super into it the people that will go on a subreddit you know yeah like their like complaints and their feedback are like just so different to my experience because like i've just started playing like and they've all these high level complaints or like the i've already finished that all the new content in five minutes. Yeah. Um, but yeah,

there's what, like, we were just getting hunted. Yeah, we're going to clap. There was a hunt the beast kind of fucking situation.

Yeah. I don't know what's going on. And the thing is, like, I, I'm glad PVP stuff is in the game, but for whatever reason, with this expedition thing that's happening,

everyone has become vicious. Yeah. Like, not only, like, Before people would like try and ignore us or like avoid us. Now, what would at least be on mic and be like,

Yeah. Don't shoot, don't shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like using emotes. You know, they talk with that. People don't do that at the moment. At least our experience last night. I think we met one squad that spoke very briefly.

And they were also scared. They were like, we're just trying to do quests. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know what's going on. And the thing is, because. I play mostly like pacifist unless I'm really pushed

Yeah I don't have I never shoot first at another player No I don't have like the skill set for PVP Like I don't know what I'm doing really So it's it's kind of Unfair in that regard And I don't know how you're supposed to engage with it Like should I be an asshole and just start

Killing people like to get the feel for it So I know to do Yeah I don't know I don't want to do that you know It was making it scary yeah and in in some sense it is cool I think um it's cool that it can like change like that as long as it's like temporary they like shifts around like that kind of like that but and there was like an instance where we got into a fight and then some other squad like heard it

and then came to us to try and kill us and we managed to maneuver away so that they were fighting the robots that we had been and then we could get out of there and like that felt really cool and then it was like okay let's fucking extract and just go yeah that that was a cool moment yeah um yeah i am scared if if things stay this way because it it it might radicalize people as well like this this era of high violence might turn some people into oh so this is what you have to do yeah yeah because it's not talk of it's not marathon it's supposed to be a bit more like bit casual or more, like at least every interaction

you can flip a coin and it's be like, oh this is a legend or this is like someone scary instead of just everyone is scary. Well see to me the economy isn't built so that anything is worth that much so like the

the cost of dying is way higher than the potential reward of killing someone because like if they've found anything good they've got it in their safe pocket Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of more of like an annoyance. We just have to like put your shirt back together after you've been killed. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Antonio Phillips has one for us. The Jarolitics section last episode made me think of something. I haven't been to the USA since 2023 and I like to vote with my wallet. And with what I'm seeing over there, I can't justify giving my money to the tourism industry. I'd love to go there and review the newest universal theme park, the one that recent Universal movies are trying to advertise. But I can't in good conscience go over there. Same goes for Saudi Arabia, despite how much money they're putting into tourism.

My question is, are there any places you won't visit due to what their leadership is doing slash has done and can think? And can you think of any other time you truly voted with your wallet, bear to the bear? Bear bear. America's correct. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and Saudi Arabia. Saudi, Dubai. Yeah, how you treat gay people is a big one for me.

Yeah, and women. Yeah. I don't know. Because, yeah. Because what is annoying is it's like so much of like China and Russia and Saudi Arabia in the Middle East as like incredible architecture, landscape. Historic. So much history.

Ancient places. but I just don't like these governments so I do feel like that would be I don't know especially when it's like the opportunity cost of like I could go there but I also could go somewhere that doesn't do that yeah yeah yeah yeah you can quite easily were you just looking at the marmot

oh no I was looking at the question but now that you said that I am looking at the moment okay yeah it kind of calms me down it gives me focused I glanced over and you were like talking and just like looking at your monitor. I was like, is he like... This is weirdly helping me focus more. Yeah.

Yeah, that's nice. Okay. Probably nice that is. You know what, folks. Yeah, because I feel weird about the... I don't know if I'm correct on it or not, but like, vote with your wallet thing to a certain point. Like, boycotting things.

Like, it makes sense to me when it's like local. Yeah. But when it's like multinational corporations that... Yeah. go across the planet. I just don't feel like I'm making a difference. Whereas if it's... Yeah, also it's like...

You are quite limited by the vote with your wallet thing. Because it's like, uh, you could disagree with, like... Like... I don't know. I feel like I don't agree with the way Amazon runs its businesses or like a lot of the supermarkets. Just like... Mm-hmm.

The convenience... Yeah. With how, like... life is set up now kind of forces me to not use my money as a vote it's like yeah it's also cheaper usually it it is cheaper to it's why they do it to like um use shitty business practices the more abuse the cheaper it will be yeah genuinely that is like that's how it works in terms of like you know team who shit yeah like why are we just chill with that why do we let that just be like yeah not only let it but love it yeah yeah this uh all this like

tat that's just like land yeah yeah yeah yeah no fucking hate why are we just okay with shit i can't deal with it anymore um the bleaker jarling going into grim retreat says can i have your blessing to put the jar bros on my Tamadochi Life Island and make them pansexual. So far, I've mostly put my me, my own OCs, artists I like and other characters I like. Examples include Harry Kim and Kuno from Disco Elysium, MC Ride from Death Gryps, and Dale Gribble, just to name a few. I can set them as related IRL so that way they don't open an incestuous relationship. Cheers and rank on.

That'd be good. Yeah. What is this game? Like, I keep seeing clips from it. Tamagocchi's. Is it like... Tamagotchi? Yeah.

Do you remember Tamagocchi? I do remember those. You can feed them. They were like robo pets. Yeah. But this is the Nintendo game, right? Tomodocchi. Tomoget.

You just like make... Tamagotchi. Some of the shit, I'm some of the clips I've seen are like crazy, because there's like no filtering. So you can just have like crazy language in it and shit. Oh. And like name people like... Like you could have Netanyahu like, just chilling on your

island, I guess. Is this the, where it's like me's? Yeah. Yeah, right. Of course, you don't need blessing. You could just do it. It's fine. Yeah.

I'm not going to give you my blessing, but like, do it. Hmm. You know. Only if you put in parentheses blessing. Gym blessing or airport gym is fine. Airport gym blessing. Yeah. Airport bracket blessing bracket gym.

Jim not in brackets. I meant closed. bracket. Open bracket. Blessing. Close bracket. Jim. Rip Flood says, what's your favorite ball? Nothing beats a crisp tennis ball. I was going to say tennis ball. Classic blue and yellow volleyball has got to be a close second. No, hell no. Volleyball is not second. Basketball's a good ball. Ping pong. Ooh, that's a shout actually. Kermit's eyes. I'm going to search different types of sweaty balls. Types of up at sports balls. so I don't get like a lot of testicles.

I am you are. How do you rank a football? I like football. Soccer ball. Actually, nah. They're not fun. They're a bowling ball.

Yeah, that's a goody. That's a fucking goody. They're good. I also think, um, a rugby ball kind of goes hard. I kind of like the shape. Yeah. It's like you could kind of sit on it and put up your butt type shit, you know?

Well, no, but they don't, they're not like, what do you call it? Like a butt plug has like a like it prevents from going all the way in. You wouldn't want to let a rugby ball doesn't have that, you get it stuck. It kind of looks like an egg. Yeah.

I'm laying my rugby ball. Uh, I like, I like rugby's, golf balls are cool because of the dimples. Makes them like more aerodynamic or some shit. Yeah. Uh, baseballs are kind of cool.

I like the like. Yeah. They feel like they can cause damage. Yeah, they're like hard, but they've got the like stitching. It's cool. Yeah, the stitching's cool. There's that character in, oh, that's the film called The Raid T. Do you remember who walks around with a baseball bat and baseball?

That's right. That is cool. That is really fucking cool. What are the balls are? I think basketballs are goaded. Yeah. I love the sound. They are.

The feel of it, the weight of it. Dodgeball. Dodgeball. They've got the best sounds. They do actually. You've just brought back like a bunch of trauma. Yeah, yeah. I remember once I was the last guy in Dodgeball.

Just like, there was the onslaught. And who was it? A big guy. It's always the big, it's fucking six foot five fucking tank guy who's on the other side going like. It's like, fucking Mario's strikers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like super moves. 100%.

Oh my God. But I remember I was holding one to like as defense and you know trying to catch Um And I was like dodging, dodge and dodging And then I I turned my head and

Right into like right fucking between Because that's where they're aiming too Yeah Like they want you're dead Um And I had to like Take a second Um I think I subbed in for someone else

Because that shit felt like It actually felt like what being in like a battle reaum must feel like yeah yeah yeah it's it's vicious shit pretty fun there it is fun the high stakes all make it yeah yeah

except like yeah it could end you yeah um dentond crama has one for us rank these by your willingness to eat them. So it's a list of the 20 most bizarre foods in the world. That's too many to do an

organized list right now, but how about just a yay or nay to if you'd eat it? Okay. So the first one comes from Sardinia, Italy, Akesu Mazu, cheese infested with live maggots. Yeah, no, fuck that. A mucktuck, from Alaska, USA, frozen whale, skin and blubber. I don't want to eat a whale. That's too far for me. Really? Yeah.

You've eaten human, though. Yeah, but I don't like humans. I like whales. I do... I'd eat whale. Really, you'd eat the muck. I'd try it. I've eaten shark.

Yeah, you have. I've eaten locust. On camera. I've eaten meal worms. Century egg I've heard of these before Sharp ammonia scented eggs They're like black and green

Yeah I don't know if I could Maybe Warning pungent No No There's no way No I've actually had this one

Vegeamite on toast Australia Oh yeah Oh yeah Vegumite is different to my mate Yeah what's crazy about that though That's like It's just because it's acquired

I think That's the only reason it's on here but like when one is like a shit covered bullsack or a sandwich a yeast spread makes it sound gross to be fair that is pretty main bo's in tang

stew made with dog meat South Korea no acutac from Alaska reindeer Fat, fish, berries, and ice cream. What? Raneer fat, fish, berries and ice cream.

Yeah, okay. That's just crazy enough that it might work. That's so insane that maybe I would try that one. Fruit bat soup. Boiled fruit bats. Why boiled? No. I'm not eating a fucking bat.

Boiling is for rice and pasta. You don't fucking boil meat. Oh, yeah. This sounds great. Rocky Mountain Oysters. deep fried bull testicles no I had a clip

a fucking YouTube short today of someone like preparing this they were like pulling the skin off of a fucking giant bold testicle a bull ball and like for the first time on YouTube shorts I scrolled past it

because it was so gross it was like disgusting I was like why am I want to see it yeah this is fucking horrible Shirako A Japanese Dish Fish sperm

Sacks Fish sperm sacks Yeah So fish balls Yeah but they don't have balls I wish fish had bull In the package Yeah

Like trailing behind them In the water Flowing Man Yeah Yeah shit dude Um I got a hot take

It's like caviar Yeah, I was gonna bring up caviar Yeah I think it's no more or less gross than how you get Yeah Well I don't know actually Why? I'd sooner eat like a chicken egg

Than a chicken cock Aren't they specifically like They're fertilized eggs right Like What are? Caviar Are they Like you have to

You have to have a pregnant fish So the fish is pregnant Yeah but are they like Are they like Um Like, you know, like, frogs Like, the, the female, like, puts eggs on her ass And then the, the male frog, like, fucks the eggs

He doesn't actually fuck the frog. Yeah, yeah, they kind of just, like, squirt from their sack, like. Yeah. And the eggs are there, whether the male frog nuts or not, you know? Is it a situation like that? Or are they fertilized? They're not fertilized, I was wrong. Okay.

Ro. I think eating it. eggs just makes more sense than cum. Specifically the sacks. So there's probably a little bit of fish come in there, but... But like, why? You know what the Japanese are like. You know what I mean?

They're doing it to get off. You must have heard of this one. Sir Stroming? I don't know how you say it. Putrid can fermented herring from Sweden. That's what they're most known for is this fucking disgusting meal. Ferment. Yeah, fermenting.

it like there's a there's a cool um i keep getting these youtube shorts of this british dude who like reviews 10 fish so he's obviously oh yeah yeah yeah um videos with this and it's it just seems to exist as like a challenge and it's the stinkiest shit like they open it and they're like yeah yeah immediately uh no i couldn't i couldn't if it smells bad then i'm gonna struggle the the um the fermented when i was in iceland i had the fermented shark fat. How's that? It was horrendous. It tasted like fart. Really? Yeah, it tasted like a solid fart.

It's supposed to be like really nice. No. You get it as like a... As a meme. Well, it's like... It's like... Challenge. Kind of. You're doing it like... It's the tradition, you know? Right. Because it's fucking Iceland. Like, they couldn't grow anything. Yeah. The only thing they could do was like... Oh, so you just do it because you've always done it. Yeah, that's the only reason it's a tradition because they didn't have shit else. Uber Asada, Grilled Cow udda, Argentina.

That's fucked. Cow tit. Yeah. I can't taste nice, right? Yeah, I don't know. Because, like, objectively, it's no real, it's no, morally it's no better or worse than eating a steak. No, really. Yeah.

I don't know But there is something about that other bit Like I feel like I would If I was preparing a cow I'd probably cut that bit off And like Well yeah it's like you're not getting nutrition From that particularly surely

I don't know Maybe it like turns out It's like the bit you want Yeah maybe Maybe it's got a Zem pick in it Balut Cooked duck embryo From the Philippines

Oh is that the like A live duck I don't know because it doesn't mention that here, but... Gross, no. Maguro no medama cooked tuna eyeballs from Japan. Who the fuck eats eyes?

That shit's weird. I just, I don't know. I feel like, uh, we can all agree that you just don't do that. What if eyeballs are really nutritious? I don't know. I feel like there's got to be a reason I just don't want to be watched from the inside out

You know what I mean Eyes on the inside like bloodborn Insight Shit, yeah Insight That's how you gain eyes Insight, you gain eyes on the inside Oh

Um Um Beyond Diji South Korea Silkworm Pupor Insects No

Maybe I would If they're like dried Yeah if they're dried Then it's fine If they're like wet, if you're gonna like bite into it and it's like a round tree's gunge. Oh shit. Um, the shark meat is on here. Oh, there you go.

I've eaten it. Haqal. Haqal. Femented pungent shark meat. Yeah, it is pungent. It tastes like a fart. Looks awful. Mine was like cubes.

Was it expensive as well? Can't remember. Everything was expensive. Yeah. Crappet Heed. Stuffed and boiled fishhead. Scotland No

trust them it's like it's like the worst bit I'm like yeah loads of gross fish ones when you're when you get like a

whole fish with your meal you don't like target the head I'm going straight for the eye yeah e this is gross Tiet Khan Vietnam

raw blood pudding we have that. That's not raw. You're talking about black pudding. Black pudding. That's cooked at least.

Blood sausage. Roar? Yeah. Raw blood. It looks like a bowl of blood with like two basal leaves on it. Pinnick-Pekin. This one's just horrible.

Chicken beaten to death. From the Philippines. Chicken. What? I'm physically beaten to death. It's horrible. Just needless quality. I'm no chicken lover, but like,

just cut its head off or something. You don't need to fucking, like, torture it. You have waterboarded chicken. An American delicacy. CIA delicacy. This one's weird. Ew. Virgin boy eggs.

What? Eggs cooked in the urine of prepubescent boys. What? In China. Cooked. That's like, um, that's like Nathan P. Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. Oh my God.

And lastly, from Cambodia, aping. Fried tarantulas. Ugh. No. No. It's like the scorpion on a stick. It's like, what? Yeah.

How do you tackle this? Yeah, when, maybe when it's like fallout. I love shit like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. And there's nothing else to choose from. I'll just have a, fucking Beyond Burger for now. That's really what they make them out.

Yeah. Especially it's like tarantulas. They're just like pure, like, exoskeleton. Like, they're just like, legs. But hairy legs. We had a spider. Sloppy, like, salty. A salteen spider.

Yeah. And like, wait, no, that was a scorpion. What are I talking about? Did we have spider as well? It was just a canned scorpion, right? I think it maybe was just the scorpion. Yeah. And the legs were okay

because there wasn't any gunge in it. They're like... I don't understand how bugs work because they're just like an exoskeletons with gunges inside. It's like, how the fuck does any of this do anything? Even like move around. Yeah.

Yeah, they're weird. They make me feel weird. Like, the more I look at insects like up close. I'm terrified of spiders. It's just like a bunch of like... instincts, I guess? Like... Yeah.

Just reacting stimuli. Yeah, yeah. Just like us, I guess. I guess we're no different in the end. I guess in the end, we're just bug. We're just... How do you say... Buh?

Borg? Um... Bionno Pizza says, If you had to choose, would you rather be romantically involved with someone who's really into feet, belly buttons or butt holes with a slight bit of pill on.

them. And no hard has replied to that saying last is true for both Alex and Jim already. Anyone interested in Alex or Jim is into that? They're both hardcore anti-biday crusters. Well yeah, it's gay to have a clean ass or. Yeah. That's the problem. Yeah, yeah. So my beer got to be into crusty fucking ass. You guts to like shit if you wants to be with me. I'm actually, you know what? If it makes me gay to wash my ass, then I'm like mega gay. Yeah, because I I put like my whole arm in there Like

Pulling it all out He's like a butt plug With soap on it Yeah Um what with the options Really into feet belly buttons Or butt holes

With poo on them I guess Not the poo Um Belly buttons I guess Like someone who's really into my feet My fucking disgusting like flippers

with like yeah that's the thing like out of those three things I feel like the cleanest one is the belly button yeah but it would be yours so is it yeah

yeah that's what I mean on me the cleanest thing is the belly button yeah okay yeah weird fucking question I don't know why you'd ask that

um there's two more I want to do to wrap the sky up. Nine more? We're gonna be here fucking all nine. All night. Well, Rumham has one for us. Greetings, Rancers.

I moved to Amsterdam a few years ago. There's a very common Dutch saying that I thought you would like. Do normal. It means act normal or be normal. People use it when someone is acting out of sorts, etc. It's an expression that is used

to characterize the nature of duchies. People who behave extravagantly or are boastful are quickly distrusted. It's similar to tall poppy syndrome that exists in other cultures. As someone from the United States, this is a massive cultural difference and something I've thought a lot about.

I find a lot of value in this sentiment as it can create an environment where people are okay with being normal and don't feel the need to be achieving things in order to matter. At the same time, this conformity mentality can stifle expression and individuality. I'm neurodivergent. So this is something I struggle with as I value these. things about myself a lot. Obviously not every Dutch person feels this way and the phrase

means something different. I'm to different people but I was curious what your thoughts were on this and how this plays out in the UK in your experience. P.S. Please block me. Already done. Unblock him. You don't ask to be blocked. That's fucking piss me. Yeah, I'm gonna unblock him actually. Yeah, that's fucking annoying. Um, I feel like if if a term like that is used in like, if you're being a ratty and I'm like be normal. It's like be your normal like not be my normal. Do you know what I mean?

It's like I feel like it could mean not necessarily conform but like be your normal. Chill out. There's more so what it means I would hope. But I don't know. Yeah. Be normal?

That's interesting though because that is Americans are louder. Americans are very loud. You know, you know, like yeah and kind of insufferable do it's half of fucking audience yeah I know

yeah that's interesting I haven't been there but I've definitely noticed like quite large cultural differences just going around like the world in Europe um like when the Italian stereotypes are just like completely true yeah

what a stereotype stereotype people and Spanish people. Yeah. They're incredibly Spanish. I've not met a Spanish person who isn't like the most Spanish person you've ever met. But then like I also felt that way in Germany too. Yeah. Just like the way people carry themselves or like the choice of clothing or...

Yeah. The cringy way they talk. Yeah, the loser way they talk. Have you heard of Tall Poppy's Syndrome before? Yeah. Yeah. Same. I know everything.

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and you're like Americans you're being laughed at like genuinely there's a reason it's American football that shit ain't being played anywhere else it's like it's just rugby but worse yeah um

baseball man embarrassing baseball um being in because it's like the most boring sport ever they have to overcompensate with like the stadium so the fucking lights and the fucking

It's like so crazy Yeah, so it's not even about the sport It's just like distracting you from This is actually insane Like I've never seen anything But also isn't brain raw like It's a meme Yeah

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I guess so I googled it some random Reddit thread popped up with some city boy do you know what that is I don't think there's an answer Nightmare Freddy

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Gravity Falls Deputy Dirland mockingly shouting city boy shitty boy It typically highlights men acting in a self-prioritizing cold or overconfident manner in dating or social situations

I don't know any of these shits What's golden dandelion Golden Craft will flower from Minecraft Why is that a meme though? Even fucking Gemini doesn't know. Well, that Nightmare Freddy, why is that a meme?

My God, the Nightmare Freddy design is so fucking over the top. It actually loses that round to being like funny and cute. It's like... It's so like try hard at being scary. What is, sorry? A fucking Nightmare Freddy. Oh yeah, with the teeth and shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Fucking out, dude. I just feel bog stand of Fred Fazbearer is kind of as scary as it gets, apart from maybe Golden. Yeah, Golden's like that sprinkling. Yeah. How do you feel about springtrap? Genuinely kind of cool.

Kind of badass. There's not a... I think we've actually, like, there are no more memes that are new. Because even if it's like, oh, it's a Gravity Falls meme. Okay, yeah, from 10 plus years ago 14 years ago So fucking Invincible meme from four years ago Well, protein tubes

True Well, the Invincible memes But the most popular ones are invincible from the first season The thing is A lot of memes for me now Are like, it's like a paragraph Where it's like explaining a situation And then it will be a,

like the clip from um peacemaker season two where vigilante's like are you fucking kidding me and it's like they vaguely like

very vaguely yeah and that's what they seem to be for the most part just like yeah unless it's like Kirkification

yeah but that was last year wasn't it low Kirk genuinely and that sort of stuff yeah it's like developed but

and also the like language that um because like it that it's the day and stuff yeah an ah yeah yeah like uh epstein memes ditty memes yeah they're pretty eternal but yeah none of this is really 2026 but i don't know we're not even halfway through the year yet like give it give it time get time get time right with that said and done um um You're blocked. You're blocked. You're blocked.

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