JAR Media Posdact - willing AND able

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia NOTE: There is no intro, outro or background music in the episode. My PC died while editing this so I had to quickly put this together on my laptop, hopefully it's repaired by next week! Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:27 Housekeeping 28:23 RIP Dingo :( 35:38 Question Segment: How is dobby? 36:44 The Dog Name List Has Some New Additions 44:35 Blue Sky 46:41 Strange Concert Anecdote 51:07 A Pill to Help You Quit 1:03:54 Have you figured life out? 1:06:32 A Story, Inspired

Do you know what I think is dumb about evolution? What? Proof that it doesn't exist. What? The Christianity is correct. I've been thinking the same thing. Or Islam. Or...

Do you know what the proof is? In the pudding. Why would we have evolved to not have hands on our feet? Gorillas. They've got hand feet. What about a little monkey boy right here? A little monkey skull. Monkeys have hand feet

Yeah How helpful Like what It's kind of what feet are though right They're just kind of like Yeah but they can't pick stuff up Mine can What

And they're webbed so I can swim real fast Mine aren't webbed So I sink Do you know what I mean though No I don't know what you're saying What Evolutionarily right Yeah

Being able to pick up Your sausage from your little grill, your little... You can't do that with your hands on the side, can you? No, like flipping a sausage, like you're just touching it for a second. A saucy? Yeah, a saucy, while it's on the grill. Right?

Instead of having to bend down and do it with your hand. Or say there's a glass there, because the reason I thought of this, there's a glass on the table that my feet are resting on. And if I had hand feet, I could pick that glass up without having to move the mic, sit forward, grab it with my hand. My foot could just pick it up. But how would that evolutionarily give you an advantage that would help you survive? Well, I wouldn't have to lean forward, save calories. That's like a little bit more evolution on a degree so like pedantic. Do you get what I'm saying though? If evolution were real, we'd still have hand feet.

Which it isn't. We are anti-dinosaur on this podcast. Yeah. Can you even joke about this? Well, like 60% of people now will believe us. They're like greed. I guess we've got to shift with the times, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

No, by Dino's. You can't even do the X thing anymore. X has been ruined. Yeah. You can't even do this either. What are you doing? Triangle. Yeah.

Yeah. Can't even say that one. Loomie. Hulu. Halluminati Heluminati Preface We are both ill

So if we sound A little bit more stinkier than normal That's why And why there might be the odd Sneeze Sniffle Cough or fart Definitely fart

Or sick Yeah With this With this illness I've been sweating like a dog Oh really? Yeah Cold sweats

At night time Yeah I'll wake up with a cold sweat. Every night since I've had this illness, it's horrible. And I don't know what to do about it. Well, I'll tell you that it's good afternoon, morning, evening or night to ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

I don't know why I always want to say that. If you say ladies and gentlemen, you have to say of the jury. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I can't believe you're not a lawyer. You should train to be a lawyer. Why now I just move to Texas and just blame you? Yeah. Hello there, Bobby boy.

Oh, I love there, Bobby Boy. You got to wear a big white hat with the prongs. I say, I say. What I do, declare? There's a Bobby boy over there. Would you be an attack lawyer or a defend lawyer? I'd be on the attack. Yeah.

With my guns, of course, because I'd be in the US of A with guns, hey, hey. Dude, I'd have so many guns if I lived in the US of A. Just... on the porch, you know? Yeah. Morning Carfid shotgun slung over my shoulder. Where did I get on the intro? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, and welcome to Brocaust 33. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim. Or host Jim, joined by Alex, depending on your perspective of things. Yeah, everyone's their own main character. True.

And no one is ever the villain. from their own perspective. True. Unless maybe you're like a sociopath that enjoys being evil. Yeah. Or I'd argue like Kendrick Lamar felt kind of villainous with all that stuff. Even though he was like...

That's like a righteous villainy though. Yeah, more like anti-hero, I guess. I bet he felt like the punisher. Why did he growl to that? He doesn't like the punisher. He's not going to punish you, my boy. Don't worry. He hates John Bernthal.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Genuinely, what is wrong with you? No. There's no punisher around. Only daredevil. Hey. Before we get too deep into the show,

let me shout out the jail media patrons over at the Patreon. They get a few different perks and little items to support the Bubby boy. Bubby boy Um actually doesn't support the Bubby boy adore

Um That's a lie Uh What do you get You get the audio version Of the show Makes it possible Um

You get the unfiltered one Over on the Patreon We've been on a roll With the job After hours lately We've built up I guess about a month's worth That's what I wanted

Was to have a month's worth In the bag So then We can have a month delay of An upload on Friday of it being made public. So there were, as of this recording,

as long as my PC doesn't actually die, because I've been having these CPU overheating issues, which is incredibly annoying timing. But just before this, we recorded a new As They Say video, which is an ongoing series where we talk about various pieces of media or whatever on Wallace and Gromit, the wrong trousers.

And we definitively answer the questions of is it good or bad because we know. Yeah. And our opinion is the objective, correct one.

But that's not all this up there. There's the shadow of the tree. That's what it's called, right? Alden Ring D.L.C. discussion up on there. That's another, as they say, sort of informally,

we didn't really introduce it or record it with that in mind, but it wound up being like a 40-minute discussion. It's like a nice footage on the, on the curtain and whatnot. And a two-part series on our 10 favorite songs as well is up on there so those will start trickling out on the free ones are all available now on the Patreon and that's not all there's also the

journal media group chat an ongoing jarling chat who give us suggestions whenever we're going to record I chuck a little message in there what should we mention on this one which can bring us a huggy's really distracting which can bring us into the housekeeping segment where we go to the comment section and the discussions from the previous episode, the previous week, a little bit of an unhinged episode that week. This is one of those cooling off ones after I just take it too far, you know? Um, so, yeah, we, I don't think it's a coincidence that we both fell quite ill since. Yeah, there must be something in the water, something in the air, you know, um, and speaking

of the journal media group chat, housekeeping can be kicked off with this one from Mr. Blue Pumpkin, hates Noah's RDR2 take. Is Jim going to watch the penguin? Speaking of the Joker. And did Alex watch Mars Express in sub or dub, so I know what to watch it. And obviously, you know the answer to that second one. Dub.

No. You want to hear that beauty French, don't you? Ula vu a so? Eh, de la vu la vu! And are you going to watch the penguin? I've seen it all now. I would highly recommend. end it, especially with how much you like the Batman.

I think it improves that movie, actually. Really? And I think I like it more than the movie. Don't give me that laugh. The feathers McGraw, spicy smile. Yeah, there's only one penguin in my life. You know what I'm saying? Maybe.

I mean, I just find TV shows so inaccessible, you know? And as far as I can tell, I'm on the last season. the house and baby I'm going straight about to season one when that this is just like the end of your like media consumption like once you found house that was it uh-huh yeah because like it's so damn long and repetitive like you can just sit there and be perpetually in like the same comfortable environment um and you start it January and then you watch through till December and then fresh year fresh new start of house yeah you know so we're weirdly in lock step with you watching house I'm watching desperate house webs I'm nearly at the end you're

nearly at the end and maybe I'll start all over again too you know you should watch house everyone should watch house I can't I can't although I do like Hugh Laurie Laurie yeah he rocks but yeah I mean I I would like to watch the penguin it's just I I don't know how to access it. It's only eight episodes, every episode, apart from one or two, under an hour. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's not so much like the time required. It's more, where do I watch it? And B, how much do I have to spend to watch it?

And C, I've got so much stuff like I want to. to watch. Like, I'm, I'm really interested in watching that show devs. Oh, yeah, I'd recommend that. Yeah, I really want to see it. But it's like, again, where do I, where do I even go? I can't even remember where that's how much. Yeah. How much do I have to pay for it? And there's all this stuff in my backlog. And if it's easier to watch House, I'm sorry, I'm going to watch House. I've already got Amazon Prime. That ads fucking piss me off. That's a whole other conversation. But yeah, I

want to watch it, whether I will. Well, Maxwell Edison said, oh, guys, I finally figured out what the Jay and J-in-Jar stands for. It's Joker. The Joker. Jay, I'm trying to think of Batman villains that

work for all of them. Joker. Someone that begins with A. Ard-Farck? Uh, uh, what's one that begins with, uh, I can't think of any. Uh. All are like the, the killer crook, the penguin. Zaz, the Zahs, the Zahs, the Zaz. Yeah, I got nothing funny to say.

Barry Lang, 3638 says, best Batman episode was Deaf Joker going to a Smith's tribute band and getting mad the crowd, weren't taking it seriously enough. sometimes things just line up something about that was just like you can't even make it up it's so perfect I didn't even plan for that at all it's just

like the joker he's an idea he's your one bad day I'll say what you're saying I feel like going to a Smith's concert is enough to turn anyone into the joker I'm not just a smith's concert a cover a cover yeah um ali a motamed says listening to the audio version i was really shocked at

how much alex was committing to this joke a bit i now understand on the first frame of the video version yeah every now and again there's an episode which uh just is not as good in audio as it is in video and that was one of them yeah i feel like that was um that kind of gives it another layer of humor though right because it's like it must sound and be even more unhinged without the context of the video. Yeah. I feel like that was kind of more the case a few years back. We used to be doing like visual shit all the time.

Until we did every idea ever. Yeah. Yeah. What else is there to, you know, we kind of, um, the Hobbit there and backed again. Oh Christ, are we in the Hobbit era? Yeah. We should do a Gandalf, a Hobbit. like you're giant

and the one tiny forced perspective episode I like that although some of them were like that to be more creative I'd say oh right

yeah yeah yeah more awesome yeah like that upside down one I think that's uh holy crowns halo says

jaw definitely dropped when Alex revealed he didn't know Kim Jong un's name um I don't know when you children are going

to learn how bad I am with names. Yeah, and they're pretty similar names, to be fair. Yeah, and also I was in a red wine supernova. I mean, it's pretty crazy to not know that, I guess, but at the same time, why should we know the name of the North Korean dictator? Is that entirely 100% necessary? Like, does knowing that benefit you in any way? No.

But I'd argue a lot of the things I know, like, just benefit me in any way. Like, I went down a termite rabbit hole the other day. Well, so you know everything about termites? I was looking up, like, I saw a video of some dude cracking open, like, a termite mound or whatever, getting to the queen. And then I was reading about termite queens. And how long do you think a termite queen lives for? 600 years

Not that far off They live decades Really? Yeah That's very rare for a bug Right Yes Or is that a queen thing

I don't know much about Like ant queens Or bee They're minging They're like Quite a big Worm thing Well not worm

I know It's not a worm You put your foot in it now I know Bubby Bubby little termite queen Yeah Where does

How did I get the Termite Queen from that. I guess I'll do this from of the Coysec. Never in my 10 years of watching JAR has Alex been this cringe. A stark reminder that I'm not here for the easy listening. I'm here for the avant-garde performance art

that remind the stone-hearted viewer how to feel. Really, that's the cringiest I've been? I feel like I've been cringier. When? My deck of characters is deep. Yeah, true

I think being the Joker just adds like 12 cringe points from the Hager Even if you're Joaquin Phoenix Yeah Like okay He's got he's got quite the anti-cringe aura But the second he dons that makeup

It's like he's he's got to work hard You know to not be cringy I was thinking I think my favorite thing to come out of that 2019 Joker Is the is the Robert De Niro do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and you're laughing. Yeah. My favorite one is, um, oh, what is it? It's like the Lego helicopter just crashed in the river and you're laughing.

Oh, like the Lego City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome, yeah. Yeah, I love that bit. Riddle me this. That's not very jokery, but, you know, it's keeping on the Batman theme. Was my Joker performance? More or less cringy than Jared Leto is the Joker.

Oh. See, that's the thing, because Jared Leto already has hundreds of cringe points stacked against him. Inherently, saying. Yeah. No matter what role he's doing. You know? So, no, I don't think it is as cringy.

Few. Yeah. I mean, not far off. Maybe if I had the get up, you know. See, I feel like I've got a relatively low cringe tolerancy. Mine is the inverse. Mine's extremely high. So I feel like my presence adds to the cringe of you being cringy,

my inability to respond to cringe. You know? Does that make sense? Like I'm like a multiplier. Like a cringe multiplier? No, I think you'd be a cringe multiplier if you were in a Joker, like, costume as well, also doing a Joker thing, right? Like, then it would be unbearable. Yeah.

You have to have the straight man, right? No, but the straight man can highlight how cringe something is, like inked through contrast. That's what I'm saying. That's why I multiplied the cringe. No, you were the only thing keeping the cringe at bay. the cringe shield as it were um delir dula i'm not going to read the rest of that so you get a better name

in regards to billy snapping and mauling jim that's the black cat billy jim's hand until it fell off cats are not as domesticated as much as dogs are so a lot of cats are still in the ligma grindset of being in the middle of the food chain which makes them protective over a few areas like their belly cats also have what I non-professionally and non-scientifically call autistic traits. Cats are a little weird about physical touch, since a lot of cats like being pet, but they can also get overstimulated by it. They try to release that stimulation by stimming, often by swishing and wagging their tail. However, sometimes too much becomes too much and they snap in a way. Basically, what I'm trying

to say is that Jim and Alex are abelous and hate cats for not automatically knowing that they've not having spent several hours watching advice on YouTube from the guy from my cat from hell. Well, I've seen a few of that guy's videos. They're pretty funny. Is he the one that just gets ravaged every time? Yeah, and he's like covered in wounds. Yeah. Sores and scars. Yeah.

That's not the first time, weirdly, I've heard that autism comparison. I think there's a whole book where, like, that's a thesis of it or something. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard it. relatively often I think what's his name the comedian

who rose to fame big time Kevin Hart? No recently Joe Rogan No he's been on Joe Rogan he was Donald Trump on

Oh oh god Yeah I know you mean Yeah he always says That dogs are like People with Down syndrome And Shane Gillis And cats are like

people with autism. I can see that. Yeah. Yeah. A gaming entity says, how does Alex look 1921 when he's 30? I didn't screencap, but someone's like,

yeah, I showed a picture of him to my dad and he said he looked 15, which maybe explains why the other day when I was buying a CBD drink from Sainsbury's. Yeah, because you were going for a wild night.

Yeah, one can. of CBD, which you have to be legally 16 to buy. And I got ID, and I normally don't give lip, but I was like, really got to be 16 for that? She was like, sorry, has to be done. My hands are tied. Yeah. Well, she was playing with her nipples. Yeah, her chained up nipples. So do I have that thing, and be honest, do I have that thing where, like, my voice doesn't match how I look? No?

I don't know. Maybe you're the wrong person to ask. Well, yeah. Like, I can't, especially considering, like, our voices are identical. I guess I could think that I'm talking when I'm not. It's, uh, my, I guess it's my skincare routine. It's just so great. You take a lot of, um, what's that drug?

the you're always talking about it the the substance or yeah no the what is it

the Cillian husk Cillium husk oh that's for keeping your poohs strong yeah but you're pooing out all the toxins

that would ordinarily stretch your skin I actually got onto Cillium husk because of a jowling who I thought was messing with us but then I did some research and was like oh

well I'm getting on that train Yeah, going back to you get an IDD, I was then offended being as though I'm three years younger than you. I was buying a multi-pack of Monster, which... She also has to be 16, right? Yeah, from the get-go, if you're buying Monster, then you're probably a child. So I was like, yeah, bring it on, ID me. Because I've got a whole thing now, when every time I get IDed, I'm like, I take it as a compliment. And then they see that I'm an old man.

And then they're like, oh, Jesus! You know? Well, bro, you just triggered a little thing in my mind. Speaking of monster, I recorded a sardonicast yesterday about Treasure Planet, right? And somehow it came up the, like, coffee and energy drinks. And Adam mentioned that he drinks something called, um, gonsta. And there's like a little micro community of gonsta drinkers. It's two drinks combined. What do you think? The jeers?

So monster and gin? Guinness. Whoa. Jesus. Like, when you combine them, it makes this like, it looks like Guinness, but the bottom's like green. Oh my God. How does that make you feel? Would you try a gonster? Yeah, I mean, I've tried fucking locust. So, yeah, I would try. It's locust.

The bug. Oh, I see. I thought that maybe it was like a drink. good in that. I've eaten a locust. Some cocktail names are like, they sound like that. Yeah, one locust please, doctor. No olives. Yeah, I'd try gonstre. Yeah, I think it should be called

Minnes. It's a bit more, yeah, I prefer minis, actually. Gonster's just, no. Something inherently off-putting about that name. But is that something you have, like, one? you know?

Or do you drink malt? A session. What's the, yeah, what's the ratio? I don't know, you'll have to look at the subreddit that has like 800 people on it. 800, wow. Yeah, it's a new thing, I guess. Well.

I'm just going to keep going with these housekeepers because, of course, we just didn't have any structure last episode, so we're a little bit dinky donkey, you know, inky, binky bunky, father bought a donkey donkey died father cried

inky binky bunk um outrageous farm says Swindon Jarling here on an alter count why I guess he can't docks himself I grew up here and have lived here

my whole life 19 years my reaction to seeing Jamie and Alex visit the outlet a place I frequented for a few years whilst attending school gave me such a visceral reaction for whatever reason. It's so incredibly weird seeing the jars in places I know like the back of my hand. I haven't been there in a while because of finishing school, but went there a few months

back to get some food and thought the exact same thing and the exact same place. I could only wonder what happened. I didn't even know this town in its peak, but seeing it like this was an experience I can't really even describe. Even the dining area upstairs is a dire state now. So many of the shops have just straight up disappeared. I remember a while. while or back, they talked about this one desolate street in the town center, full of betting stores and vape shops. I used to walk down that street almost every day to go to school. Pretty sure it was nicknamed Addiction Street.

There was a decent off license there, at least, which had pretty low prices on drinks and stuff. Regent Circus, Cineworld, as well, was something I went to quite a few times solely because of it being easy to get to via bus. I don't have more to add. I just felt like sharing the strange feeling that overcame me watching this episode bare. A bear, bear, but I mean He must be the one

Like upper-class Swindonite Going to a Swindonite Going to finishing school Yeah What do they do to you at finishing school They finish you off Oh Christ Yeah

I feel like it's an The Island situation Where you get like cloned or something You know? Do you ever see that one? Michael Bay? No Ewan McGregor

Yeah Scarlet Jones Hanson, I think. I never want to see that one. I wouldn't recommend it. Would you recommend any, Michael Bay? I'd recommend Transformers 1. Yeah, fair.

For moments. Would you recommend finishing school? I, unfortunately, didn't go. Maybe it's what I need. Can you still go now? If I look as young as people say I do, maybe I could just go and be fine. Get finished off. I'm not sure this is the right person, says.

In a show of hands, how old are you? Alex asked, like he was testing us, the audience. Upon hearing this, I glanced over at Jim, who was laughing in Morse code again. Dot, dot, dash, dash, as he tried to explain why boats arrive at calm waters. But then out of nowhere, Randy whispered, Bear Bear, the room fell silent.

Something is brewing in this episode. I can feel it. What? What did any of that? comments like that. What did that mean? It's creative. What does it mean?

No one knows. That's good art then. It's got you thinking. It's got your mind worrying. Look at that. The power of language. I feel like it's quite easy to confuse. What?

That's got to be the easiest thing to do. Yeah. And that's where you've got to be creative with it. The Morse code thing. to like you need to make it close enough to some real and intangible you need to yeah you need to hook line sinker no way you need to hook line and just leave them on the line and kill them and finish them school yeah and finish them school um before we go to mid break there's one really um one yeah one really miserable downer bit of news i got to share with you

Oh, okay. At first I thought, and hoped, honestly, it was a jarring messing with me. Dr. Aneurysm left this. Please discuss Dingo Dinkleman's death. Oh, yeah. So those who remember, one of my hyperfixations for a few months was the YouTuber Dingo Dinkleman, known as South Africa's Steve Irwin, dies of snakebite of 44. RAPD, dude.

Yeah, I mean, these these types of people live hard and fast lives. They must know. Yeah, they're putting themselves in serious danger. And that's not to say it's deserved, but, you know, it's part of the risk of leading such an inspiring lifestyle. Yeah, and this is fresh, too. November 1st, this NBC news article was posted content creator and nature conservationist. Graham Dingo Dinklman died on Saturday from a venomous snake bite. His wife, Kirsty, said he was 44.

Dinklman was allergic to snake venom and the bite he experienced sent him straight into anaphylactic shock, she said, in an Instagram post on September 30th. Known as South Africa's Steve Irwin Dinkleman spent a month in the ICU in an induced coma before he passed. I didn't read that bit before. Kirstie said in a statement posted to Dinkleman's Instagram on Thursday. He was an incredibly entertaining guy. He had an extremely positive aura about him. Yeah. Great voice, great energy.

A loving man, it seemed. That's like, what is that irony of like he loved snakes? Like all those best videos were about snakes. but he was allergic to the venom. What loved him is what killed him. Yeah. His passion was his demise. That would have been like Irwin being taken out by a crocodile there.

Yeah. See, that's always been the worst. I mean, not literally the worst part, but it sucks that if Steve Irwin were to die, which he did, for him to go out via Stingray. Yeah. There's nothing to take away from that. So, like, you think it would be better if he was killed by a crocodile? I mean, maybe not for like his family, you know?

But like, I mean, it goes actually better for under that. For the dramatic irony? Yeah. For like, for like, anything that's improved by. No, for. You're saying it's not an animal badass enough. No, I'm not so, it's like, when you think of Steve Irwin, you don't think, oh, stingray. No. I mean, people might do now.

Yeah, they really do now. I'm really grasping now for my point, but do you get me. Just say it you think it would be more badass if it was a cool crocodile. It would have been cooler, I guess. And for the sake of his legend, for the sake of, for example, if people a million years from now find documentaries, of the death of Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, you know,

this hero that was loved by everyone. You know, already he's like Jesus level. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like a stingray got him. Oh. So what do we take away from that?

Don't go in water, you know? It's eradicate stingrays. Yeah. What's, that's the angle I'm looking at it. So maybe Dingo has more of a

legend for going out this way, you know? I hear that. I don't know if it's true or not, but I was reading about, like, I guess they were filming a show or something while doing it. So I don't know if there was, like, footage of it, and there's, like, the rumours of it leaking or something or that his wife was given it and she destroyed it or something, but maybe there's a copy that leaked off.

That's horrific. What do you do, given that circumstance? Watch it. Do you, why? I don't know. It makes me think of that film Grizzly man with that recording, the man being eaten by the grizzly bear alive. And he just takes the headphones off.

He's like, no one can hear this. I don't know, man. It's got really dark in this section, but. Yeah. But I was watching just today a YouTube short of a snake gang milked. That's what they call it when they extract the venom. Right. I didn't just make that up.

It doesn't mean something else either. I thought it was a picture in like udders on a fucking snake. Well, yeah, that's the joke. That's the joke in a Jim Carrey movie, a series of unfortunate events. Oh. When he's, yeah, he's, do you remember Billy Connolly? Connolly, yeah. He's in that film and he owns like a bunch of exotic animals.

That's right. And then Jim Carrey comes in one of his disguises and he's like, I'm a snake man. And then Billy Connolly's like, okay, show me how you milk a snake. And then Jim Carrey's like, oh, I can't find the others. It's like a little joke. God, I don't remember that at all. Well, I do. Look it up.

It's real. And I was watching on how a snake is truly milked and they have like a jug with... It's like a film thing over it. Yeah, with like a cling film over the top. And then the snake bites it and then it like... Start spraying venom. Scary. And it's terrifying.

And I was, because the video was a guy like Dingo training someone else how to do this. And I was like, there's no way you could get me in a room with a snake, let alone, like handling one while its fangs are out. It's, I mean, hats off to people who do this stuff because it's thanks to them that we have, like, anti-venom. stuff. Well, that legend guy that like purposefully was injecting himself with venom, small amounts and increasing the amounts till he was immune to it so he could just get bitten by incredibly poisonous. That's straight up like a superhero or a super villain trait. It would make it a lot less scary, to be honest. Yeah. He could just walk around barefoot in the Everglades. Nothing's getting him. Well, I guess we'll see you after these messages.

Rest in peace, Dingo. It needs to do a poo, a shah, or a wee or whatever. I wish. All right. I guess welcome to the second half of the cast. We head over to the suggestion thread over on the jail media subreddit, not FNAF. Not Fnaf. Not Fnaf.

Got a mod message on there this morning. Hey, why'd you ban me? I believe James is the owner-creator. Get out of here. But anyway, what do you think about this one, Pais? What do you think? A.J. Hunter can get this one going. How is Dobby's Jaina holding up?

Has he been to see Jainalopolis recently? What are you talking about? Although we get a nice view of Dobby's Jina from here. Oh, yeah. Spread eagle. Spread eagle. What do you actually want me or expect me to say to that? Dobby's joiner is pristine.

Never been cleaner. It's self-cleaning. Pink Floyd Addict 42, which let me put a pin in that for a second. Earlier we went through Roger Waters' cover. Cover of Dark Side of the Moon. Yeah. What the fuck? Why, man?

He was on a role as well making like good-ass solo albums. Yeah. Then he makes a shit version of one of his own albums. Like, what did he achieve with that? It sucks. They will sound exactly the same. They were like the same mood, the same sound and the same like tone. And the production is like really tinny.

The total opposite to the original. Mm-hmm. Nah. Get out of here with that, Roger. Yeah, I'm going to stick to Dobby's Jaina thing. Yeah. But anyway, Pink Floyd Addick's question was this. Hey, Jha, I've been watching every Jaircast episode in order for years now, on and off.

And I'm close-ish to catching up. I'm currently at the dog name list era, and it's inspired me to come up with a few of my own. Let me know what you think. And I thought I'd use this as a piggyback to update the list, because I've got a few. although I might need you to catch up on what you remember I always forget to look at what the last one was You put a little segment Oh yeah, a little star, a little colon

Oh, you just gave me in the brain Sorry, pays, I'm having a foot cramp Right, so what do you think of these? Melon Mm-hmm Matchbox I like that one Guzzle

Guzz, maybe Guzz, yeah Guzz is pretty good That sounds Mad Maxy Yeah, Gaza Kahoot They need to be You need to be able to make a nickname out of it

I think is one of my things Yeah, you need to be able to shorten it Lunchbox I like that Apple or Montague Do you don't mind Apple Or Monty? Yeah, Apple Monty

I'm going to embarrass myself Esplanade Peninsula or Esplanade Peninsula I like peninsular Yeah, because you could do like Penny Penne. Yeah, because you could do like Penny. Penny, yeah. Thoughts.

Like T-H-O-R-T-S. Yeah. Thoughts? Thoughts. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Lozinge? Mm. Yeah, I'm, I...

Yeah, that's Loz. I'm enjoying that one. I like Loz, yeah. Yeah, Loz. Ball. A bit confusing. Yeah. Because dogs...

Especially if they do enjoy tennis balls, you're going to get into a bit of a... Yeah. Get your ball, ball. Bean slash Heinz. I like Heinz. Heinz ain't bad. Forward splash. Spell F-O-A-R-E-D.

Forward Slatch. Don't about that one. That's cute That's just a nice name For a green dog Yeah green dog Olly You know if you want to sound more normal

But even that olive's not that crazy To be honest Yeah I like it Olivander Um I think these are genius dog names And if you disagree I'll cry bear bear

Um So let me just destroy your idiot names Do you remember You must remember Damager Yeah Winky Uh-huh

Um Inja Remember that? Yeah, vaguely I-N-J-A Uh-huh I Do you remember

Racist? That one sucks I don't know Why it's even in here Yeah Scrap that one But do you know Maybe I'll put a start by that one

Yeah Dingle Yeah Surely That's got to have been one for ages. I yeah, whatever,

Slop. Yeah, because I remember Fifth. Yeah. Charlie Feefeh. The architect. I vaguely remember that, yeah.

Just the. Uh-huh. Lasslothia. I vaguely remember that as well. Yeah, I don't know, man. Maybe they. There weren't that many new ones, but I'm still going to go through them. Yeah, yeah, keep going.

Pippin, pooping. I don't remember that, but I like it. I think we might be in new ones. I like pooping. Yeah, pooping can be the middle name and what you called them in private, but you're like, you know, a little cover. Nigel, parentheses, not that one. Middle name can be not that one.

Yeah, yeah. See, that one I kind of remember. Really? Nige. Nige. Yeah, Nige is actually really good. Or actually, actually, we might have talked about that one offcast. Yeah, that's often how they are forged, as it were.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Punk. Yeah, yes, because I came up with that one. Off camera? Yeah, yeah. I saw a dog in a cafe, and it was like a cute little fly. fluffy thing and I just thought in my head you little punk

I was like oh that's an awesome name for a dog yeah okay I stand with punk big pig I've been cool and pays that Big pig Big pig yeah

Pig Big BP Gibb Big pig um tummy pig tummy tom

tummy tom I like tummy tom tummy tom's good but if you want to to give tickle tammy then might be a bit of a you know i think i've outdone myself with this one though this is a duo like bet fred and gambler um willing and able oh yeah that feels biblical will and abe yeah that that's awesome yeah what are the characters from the bible Abel

I don't know Kane and Abel Spanian Omi Yeah Betfred and Gambler That's the one Yeah From Providence

3 4 Nipple nip Nip is good If it's like a little bitey chihuahua Nip Yeah

Nip or nip Nip little sip nipple nip and little sit yeah that's adequately cringe I think willing and able

is the stand out of those ones personally is it cringe now to say cringe I think it can be yeah okay

you're the spaddy to buy a hobby what's an omelip without a spani Is that a slur? No, Spani. Yeah. The Spanish...

Is that a slur? I think the Spanish can handle it. They're pretty vulnerable. What they're going to do? Beat that. Past Confusion 324 says, Alex, do you think you'll move over to Blue Sky Social? Since at this point, you are one of the few people

I follow that use X, formerly and correctly known as Twitter, with your secret account. I just kind of want more reason to move over given the recent election as well as how much of a shit show the app is, thank you. What is it?

Is it new Twitter? Instagram's one. Instagram's what? Instagram's Twitter. Yeah. It's just a competitor to the Twitter, I guess. The answer is no. All of the social media accounts I have now is like my limit.

What if you delete one, though? What if I delete one? Yeah, I don't care. Does that open the capacity for another one? No. Or it's just gone. No. Unless there was something like truly revolutionary or crazy. Yeah.

Then I might think about it, but I'm not, I don't, I don't care. I don't want to. No. This stream of consciousness, um, apps like that, that are just designed to piss people off. Like, uh, that's what this is for. stream of consciousness on here about whatever, you know, and people aren't going to quote tweet it and call you a, you know, racial slur, probably, if it's on X. Or maybe not directly, but at least heavily imply it or dog whistle it, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Although we're pretty much on their line. You see some wild stuff on there. But yeah, no, I'm not going on blue sky. What's his face? Zuckerberg's gone full libertarian right wing anyway, right?

It's just going to be the same shirt. Give it another five years. Yeah, still, I don't know. I've never downloaded it or looked at it, so I don't know what the vibe is like on there. But if the format is similar, I'm sure it's going to be a duky on a stinky. A ducy bean soup. A ducy on a stinky sort of thing. like typhling afriars comment here

bello jar the nightmare smiths cover concert story reminded me of a strange concert experience I recently had it was at a Jesus and Mary Chain concert fantastic band by the way 80s indie it was somewhat packed and most of the audience was middle age

but there were a few people my age mixed in I'm in my early 20s for context there was still wiggle room and behind me were a middle-aged woman and two middle-aged men. About halfway through the opener set, a girl, no older than like 16, appeared next to me in the crowd. It wasn't crowded enough that she was shoving anyone, and she wasn't tall enough to block

the people behind us. She was by herself, and she was probably the youngest person I saw at the concert. She had long hair in a ponytail. I wasn't really paying attention to the crowd, but at the end of the song, the 50-year-old woman starts fucking screaming directly into the girl's ear. no words just cheering. The girl gets totally freaked out and quickly moves away. I stayed in the same spot.

After the girl moved to a different part of the crowd, the older woman starts laughing and celebrating with her friends. She says that she screamed in the girl's ear on purpose to scare her off because the girl's hair was touching her and her drink. I was really angered by this. Why not just tap the girl on the shoulder and ask her to move forward a bit or ask her to move her hair? The fact that a 50-year-old

who had just bragged about seeing the Jesus and Mary train like three times before this concert decided to ruin the experience of a young girl who was there by herself made me feel kind of sick. I ended up not saying anything but I made sure to give the woman as many dirty looks as I could whenever she started drunkenly yapping over the music.

My question is, should I have said something? What would you have said, what would you have said, if anything, in this situation? should you have said something yes what would I have said nothing

what could you say at that point fuck you asshole what's you doing are we stop it bloody hell stop it actually you're a really mean one I don't know maybe

it depends how bad it's getting, you know, and how joke are you're feeling. Mm. I suppose them being middle age is a bit less threatening. But I don't know, stuff gets awkward quick when booze is involved, I feel like. Yeah, especially old people. They'll fight, you know. They got shit to prove.

Do they? I'm still a young boy. Maybe that's what you want them because, I don't know, unless they're like ex-Army or something. you probably stand a better chance you know I don't know like that's the sort of zeitgeist right now with the ball

versus the Tyson yeah but um I think Mike Tyson would fucking kill me yeah yeah probably because he was throwing it for a huge paycheck

sheesh um yeah I don't know maybe you shouldn't have said anything I don't think there is a right I don't think there's a correct answer there. I don't think what should you do? I don't know.

Be kind. I think if it was, because that is anti-social behavior for sure. Yeah. And maybe if it was like a dude being creepy or something, I feel more passionately like you should probably step in there and do something. But seeing as she kind of moved off on her own anyway. After getting yelled at, maybe the most righteous thing to do would be to navigate your way to behind this lady and do the same thing to her that she did.

You know, that's a bit of a... Start another fight. Yeah. Yeah. Scream and run. You know? Scream, run. Yeah.

Whip out your gun like Feathers McGraw. Mm. Yeah. Don't do that. That's not an endorsement of anything gun related. We don't endorse guns. Nice. A divval dop says,

Be Be Be Be boys. Recently, a pill has been introduced to help smokers quit. It suppresses urges and withdraw symptoms. This got me thinking. If you could take a pill to suppress an urge or habit you have, what would it be?

There's always the option to stop taking it and revert to normal. Is this real? I don't know. Would you take this? depending on what's said about it with the side effects yeah if it gives me

um if it gives me diarrhea for one day then okay but if it gives me diarrhea for three days no diarrhea every day for the rest of my life until I smoke again is that a worthy trade of what if it was like

you just need to take the pill for what habits form in about like 21 days or something right for they're like cemented would you be willing to put up with the the rear for 21 days from the rear no smoking bill but it just gets rid of the urge and then it will be a lot easier

you stop taking it after that what if I get addicted to rear you like that you get attached to that yeah so then I'm just addicted to a new drug I feel like it's kind of the ozempic conundrum as well yeah I mean because that's getting really

popular now. Like I was like, yeah, people are getting like malnourished and going in a hospital because of it. Yeah. And is it, we're going into that trend again of like the early 2000s where like being crazy skinny, like unhealthy skinny is like the beauty standard? Like, have you seen what Ariana Grande looks like now? She looks like scary skinny. I keep getting, um, ads for this, this film she's going to be in. Wicked. Yeah, it looks like the ugliest film I've ever seen a Yeah, I saw a sad comparison picture of, like, they built all these elaborate sets and whatnot. And then you look in the trailer and it's like this glossy CG nightmare with this lame

color correction that saps all the life out of it. And it's like, what are you doing? Yeah, and I don't think, um... And I set in the Wizard of Oz universe. Like, the whole thing that defines it is the like, color palette. Yeah. Um, but Ariana Grande doesn't really look human to me. Yeah, she's scary, man.

She's got like vampire vibes. Yeah. That's a really... You've got to see G out her fangs. And she loves to fuck SpongeBob. What? Do you not know about that? No.

She cheated on her... I don't know if she was married or what. She was married at one point. Yeah, so it was then. She cheated on her husband with the dude that played SpongeBob and the SpongeBob like stage show. Really? Wow.

Wow, that's fucking lame. But, I mean, get it, I guess. What do you think I was just pulling out SpongeBob? Well, I thought you were going to say like the original voice actor of SpongeBob. And I was like, yeah, what the fuck? But yeah, Ozampic. I mean, OZampic does kind of, I totally see the appeal. when I get really hungry and I feel like

I will eat anything right now as long as it's food going in my tum-tum I will eat it I don't care like if if it's going to make me chubby chunk I don't care if it's kale you know but ozampix just like gulp I feel no hunger yeah um for now i think they're trying to develop like a pill version right which will just be

enormous if that's the case because there is something intrusive and expensive i think for about once a month having to get this the substance injection to uh yeah yeah i i mean on that topic i wish nutrition was um better taught to people people. Yeah. I mean, we've brought up before, like, I was, I assume you were to taught the food pyramid. Yeah, yeah. Which is just outdated and incorrect. But even beyond that, um, like that, that will have a big impact on your day-to-day meals. But I don't think people realize the effect of like sweet stuff, the, the calorie density in that. And the worst is like crisps. Yeah. The calories in crisp.

are insane, the amount of energy you're putting in your body for not much satiation of hunger like that. It's so yummy. I know, it's super yummy, but like if people were aware of it because they'll be like,

why am I not losing weight? I'm like eating smaller meals. It's like all the additive shit on top. It's those snacky bits that you're eating. And I think if people were aware of like how, How to generally track calories, people would be way more in control of their weight. And the way stuff is sold, I think, is a big part of it, which I think is insidious from corporations.

Yeah, and it's like, they're getting bigger, like the bags of things. Yeah. Well, like Kanye was complaining about the size of, like, Snickers or something, or Mars bars. Like too small? No, they're trying to make us fat, he was saying. Oh, right. They're trying to make us get all fat and stuff. They're making the Mars bars bigger.

Well, you should make an album about that. He has. It's called Vultures 9. Ugh. But yeah, a pill. We actually haven't answered the question. What pill would you take to eliminate a thing, a desire? Mine just kind of.

constantly changes there, so I feel like it's, it's not targeted enough. Like, depending on the year, it's like a different vice, I feel like. Right, yeah. So it doesn't feel like it'd be niffing it in the bud. Unless it just suppresses, I guess, um, the want or need to just dopamine farm things. Mm. Such as, just wanking eight times a day. I mean, I bet a lot of people could do with it. I mean, yeah. Most men. Most all gooners.

Mm-hmm. 100%. Um, I mean, mine is already answered in the question, really. The cigarette will. Yeah. I mean, an effective way of quitting cigarettes without any of the mental turmoil. would be pretty sick. So you'd take a pill?

Yes. What? You're English. Yeah, but not everyone listening is. Well, I guess I've got to believe that then. If you're going to control what I'm saying, this is a new era, bro. We're allowed to say whatever we want now.

Yeah, I guess. You just have to dog whistle it a bit more. how I don't know ask a one of them yeah there you go yeah

I mean I was alluding to like a right wing um pundit but if we had to have one of them on who would you want on if we had to have

oh man and you run from like the daily wire circuit Who would you want on? It's hard to not say Jordan Peters. It's got to be Jordan. Yeah, I think that would be so awesome. But I also think Ben Shapiro would be hilarious. But like, what would you say to him?

Just have like a chat. Like talk about Wallace and Gromack with him or something. Yeah. Jordan, like, what do you think of Feathers McGraw? Like, what is the psychological machinations? Yeah, psychologically break down the, um, the memetic metaphors within the, uh, Freudian aspects of the wrong trousers. Well, the feathers McGraths the devil. Think about it.

And Grumman is God. Well, this is Jesus. Yeah. I think that's probably the correct answer. Yeah. I mean, because, like, you can't have a political conversation with those people. You know? Yeah.

We might as well just ask them poo questions. Yeah, there's no difference. Like, actually, I would be curious about asking Jordan about them. Yeah. Red. You only eat meat. Does it look like a bloodbuff? It's not only me.

It's beef. It's only beef. It's only beef. Yeah. Man. that's the devil right there beef no like only eating beef

and then imagining passing it yeah wow I still don't believe his ass it'd be a weird like hill to die on but well maybe if by some if a gin

gets summoned like how many will make it yeah hell yeah nice pool Welp, I know my stuff I was going to say something about Jordan but I forgot. I forgot.

I think you might be allowed red wine. Beef and red wine. Classic. Only beef wine. Yeah. Made from marinated beef. From cow blood. Maybe he's the devil.

Yeah. The devil in disguise. Oh yes he was He dresses like the devil He does Those suits are devilish Yeah It's like a bit of goody and a bit of baddy

This suit It's too bad Yeah I feel like I've been saying Some out of pocket things In the past few episodes Like there was one so bad in the last one I just couldn't even like filter it

Well you just cut it out Yeah I had both versions. I had to. Because I'd probably be arrested. Really? Can you say it again? Yeah.

It was about, um... Jesus Christ. Yeah, I remember in the moment being like, huh? Yeah. Sometimes, I don't know. I just have to say it. It has to come out. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like you have to be able to say it because, like, you always have the option to take stuff out, but you don't have the option to put stuff in. Yeah. You know? And it's also. of why I'm scared of like live streaming things. Yeah.

Yeah, because Keir would get you locked up. And sometimes like, I don't know, it's different in the moment. Something can feel like it's going to be funny. And then like you're watching it and you're like, ooh. And sometimes the inverse happens where it's like you think you're being really unfunny or whatever.

And then you listen to an anecdote and you're like, you know, that joker was fucking hilarious. Said to everyone. Oh, no. Guess the joke's on you, baby. Guess the joke's on you, baby. Let's do one more. Grab this one out.

Okay, two more. Okay, let's do two more to wrap this one out. Okay, two more. Goldfish 7740 says Have you guys ever felt like You should have figured life out I turn 30 this year

And feel like I still have little clue As to what I'm doing I feel like I should have more stuff figured out by now But don't anyways Love the cast Bear Bear Well I'm on the same page as this person I turned 30 last week Um

Huh And yeah I'm more scared and confused than ever So yeah I feel like the older you get the less you realize you know and understand

what should do anyway what I kind of feel is like as you get older you come to realize that no one has it figured out yeah we're all pretending

to have it figured out to each other and if anyone's coming to you acting like they've got it all figured out yeah they have it less figured out or they want something from you yeah or they're going to kill you yeah they might

actually get you. Yeah. Yeah. What have you done? Which is pubbbying. Sorry, just yelling at the boy. Yeah, I've definitely felt, I kind of ebb and flow between like,

it's all good. Like, it's all fine. And then the inverse being like, what am I doing? Oh my God. I sort of look at Sky No moment. Yeah, a drop to my knees in the in the Darth Vader suit. I'm afraid you subscribed.

Yeah. I'm afraid you have Disney Plus. No. Do you know, apparently they hide in the, I don't know if this is true or not. I have a fact check this. Apparently when you sign up for Disney Plus and agree to their terms of service, you agree in there that you can like never sue Disney for something? Really?

I think so. Damn it. My scheme. That could be like, uh... My scheme is full under pieces. Um, but I wouldn't put it past them. Yes, we'll sneak that one past the goalie. Yeah.

Do you have to sign your soul over as well? Kind of. I don't know. Fuck. Um, but yeah, I feel like that's, that's just part of, um, society, I guess. It's why we're all teetering on Joker. We're all teetering on Joker. Yeah.

It's why we all love Joker so much. Because he's just accepted that it's all just a bit not that good. But all so funny as F. Yeah. Let's end on this one from Chadford Bradson. Hi, other bros, TM. By the time, the next episode comes out. This is from, I don't know if this is going to be accurate.

It would have been about a year since I started listening to the cast. The first cast I watched was the Young Gravy episode, Lord. I started listening because I deleted slash blocked YouTube and all other social media off my phone because I felt like I spent too much time on there. I also became really intertwined with a terminally online community and hate to being addicted to interacting with people I don't know IRL. I've been feeling a lot better mentally now that I'm being radicalized by you guys and not YouTube shorts.

In all seriousness, it's been great to listen to some guys who have the same perspective as me on a whole host of topics, especially addiction to devices. I knew about you guys a little bit from this nostalgia critic review and I've watched I cheese since I was like 10. Well, but I never would have expected that it could help me overcome my YouTube addiction. I don't want to just look like some weirder by typing this, but I just want to say that I've really enjoyed the podcast and I'd like to put a lot of pressure on you to be funny, knowing that it makes people feel better. Anyways, even enough rambling and shit question time. What do you guys' thoughts on the creation of a story based on the alive note you boys came up with

in the best, in the best jaka? So I guess he's just claiming that's the best one. I've been working on a first chapter for a little bit now with some stuff brought up by the boys and the AI. It could not be entirely based on JAR. I'd include references here and there and would mostly be its own thing. I don't want to give too much away, but I'm planning on incorporating things from

all across the map like historical fiction, sci-fi action and silly BS. I plan to include the Muhammad and Jesus debate on Joe Rogan because that's funny, yeah. Don't say that. Yeah. But also, Some other satirical depictions of historical figures.

Let me know if y'all are interested and I'll figure out a way of posting the chapter when I finish it. Sorry for the long comment. I always tried to be concise. But it just becomes twice as long lull, bear bear. P.S. keep your eyes peeled on FNAF. Yeah, sounds good to me. Yeah. We really struck gold with that one.

Thinking about it, that's such a fire idea. The Joe Rogan debate space for... Just the alive note. Historical figures, the alive note, yeah. It's, um, yeah, that rocks. It was, uh, it was pointed out after that episode came out that Smosh back in the day did a, a skit with a similar concept. Obviously nowhere near is funny and awesome and edgy.

But yeah, do it. And I assume they mean, they must be listening on podcast feeds or something. Yeah. If they've blocked YouTube. Well, they're just lying. So, yeah, I'm just going to watch JAR on YouTube, which is funny. Yeah, I mean, that's some, that's some impressive, you know, fortitude, I'd say. Because YouTube is the one I can't drop, you know?

I'll be so out of sync with the Eldon Ring Law. Yeah, where else am I going to find termite law? Or my one, I've been watching a lot recently, is the strange wilderness, just like random animals biting people. but the the guy who gets like stung and stuff yeah yeah he's pretty cool be brave whatever yeah he's bitten by like a snapping turtle yeah that was a cool one yeah that was cool um but there's this guy who's kind of like replaced him oh who's nowhere near as good as him but he's he's like I'm sorry, it's such a funny YouTube series

because it's the same thing every time it's like some freaky ass bug gets held to his skin it stings him and then he's just writhing and screaming yeah and like the monster like it fades the black and it's just him going every time and then he ranks it and I love how like they have a section where they pretend that it's educational

it's like this bug is going extinct and with your help but like everyone's there just to see him writhe in pain yeah it's crazy but like the fact that he's doing it to himself if it was like jackass you know it would be a bit it kind of is like a jackass type thing

they did a spin-off show two of the members of jackass I can't remember what it's called now the wilderness boys something like that yeah which is kind of that idea I saw the new guy the Gremlin's new batch

dude he did one with an electric eel in a tank which was pretty gnarly one with the one with the proper brave wilderness dude he put his

his hand in a box of like a certain type of wasp like a bunch of wasps and yeah awesome series the sting index yeah the most messed up one um is the the hornet that eats tarantulas tarantula hornet

yeah because it like it's it's got like a burrow or something and it comes out and it will sting a tarantula and the tarantula gets paralyzed from the pain and then the the hornet like drags the body into the burrow yeah yeah and then i think lays like a its maggot in it while it's alive. Yeah, while it's alive. To incubate it. So then when the maggot grows, it like eats the alive tarantula around like the vital organs to keep it fresh as long as possible.

And you got stung by that and I remember him screaming. I remember him screaming in a desert. Yeah. Yeah, I'd recommend that series. Yeah. But that was a very kind. Question, comment, thoughts and opinion What a...

Trenchal a hawk. Yeah, there you go. Execution a wasp, bullet, ant. Crab sting, yellow jacket, stung. Snapping... Allegated turtle bite. Murder hornet. Quilled by a porcupine.

Alligator bite. Black Widow Challenge. What? You don't mess with Black Widows, man. They're scary. Yeah. Pinched by a lobster. Yeah.

He's done it all. And I think we've done it all for today. TBH. Yeah, we touched every topic. Yep. Everyone. We spoke every belief. Things were said.

things were beauty I think a rollercoaster of emotions some might say yeah I'd argue at least three emotions

out of the five options like Stephen Spielberg said that's some shit man Oh.