JAR Media Posdact - Wipe the Chipmunk(th) Clean.

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:51 Housekeeping 35:37 Venomized Planet 38:00 Grids.fun About Me: Video Games 1:01:17 Mid Break 1:02:39 Question: Wolverine Game Reactions 1:1...2:21 Absolute Chipmunks 1:13:48 The Chipmonkth LINE 1:15:26 Snyder Wants to Direct Rick and Morty 1:16:17 Older Sibling Humour 1:20:08 Chip Winky 1:22:46 Honest thoughts on the Yogscast 1:26:38 New Elephant Graveyard Video 1:33:33 Star Wars Planet You Would Live On 1:39:52 Saying Goodbye to Chipmonkth #BroCastS7E37

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm the Joker with my wee willie winky hat on. Get your wee willie joker hat off, Joker. Just Arkham City, Dark Souls and Red Dead. That in a year? You can put Skyrim in there. No, fuck Skyrim. No, that's cringe. It's not cringe.
Starting point is 00:00:27 That's a shit fucking game. No. I wet my little fucking tidy. wide is when fucking Skyrim gets in my brain. I fucking start pissing. I can't, I can't not. No, that's cringe. It sucks,
Starting point is 00:00:44 but it's really good. Yeah, I might buy it. Again. Fall Up Falls back than Skyrim. Don't fucking fuck with me today, not today. Not while I'm wearing this itchy fucking poncho. I think I'm allergic to whatever. This is a
Starting point is 00:01:03 scratchy? I think I might be slightly allergic to the new um sauce that I'm using you know like the laundry sauce oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I'm allergic to the new laundry sauce because I've been like itchy all day and then I get paranoid because like bed bugs you should probably stop putting chili sauce in your washing machine well it kills bedbugs so it's kind of makes your clothes it's like it yummy yeah is a catch 33 that's why I'm always sucking on my jacket sleeves catch 33 did you say yeah catch 33 why because they were 33 bed bugs yeah they always come in 33s
Starting point is 00:01:39 oh like hunters from halo always a pair joker your halo knowledge is cringe um so like this is a big deal it's the end of Alvin month we've been trying to hold our tongue
Starting point is 00:02:00 you know because we've kind of just been playing with it expectations a little bit because everyone was expecting October to be the month month Mm-hmm but they were just or they were thrown in the D-pen and before they even know it's over Yeah, you know? Yeah, and we've got a we've got a I do we have to do the like P thing where it's like that's enough like Like like it's finished you know what you showed me a comment earlier? Um A yes um, hey like yeah. Oh Yeah, it's going to be a different kind of Alvin scream where it's going to be like more Alvin.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Ooh. You know, because he's going. But you can't say his name. Right? A. Yeah, just A, a month or a. Redacted. Yeah, redacted is fine, screaming it like that.
Starting point is 00:02:54 That's okay. Yeah. You need the syllables. But yeah, I've kind of internalized that. Which comment? That comment you showed me earlier of the guy that was like, they're just doing the same thing. And then I'm like, maybe we are because it just turned into like venomizing them.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Well, that's where I was going to take it next. So, okay, we're going to have to put a pin in Alvin forever. Yeah, but venom's never. So venom's still on the table. Yeah, venom's just permanent. So we can venomize shit forever. Like, that's cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:29 So whatever the next, like. Well, doesn't even have to be next. like no there is going to be another like character or creature really we is it the case no the the the caveat being if there and i was actually thinking about this in the shower like getting excited like the idea of like there's a really cringe new men and black film coming out and it's like there's a they they tease pee in it and such he's like just in the background or something in a background frame then we're allowed to go all in, you know, like...
Starting point is 00:04:04 For a year. For as long as we want. Yeah. It's not redacted anymore. It's not just P. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're allowed to... Release the P files.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah. Like... Even if it is like a one line, like, cameo just to pay homage, you know? Yeah, yeah. Type thing. And the same is true if, and when we get to see the new Alvin. That's allowed. And that's allowed to be talked about.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Is that a thing that's coming? Yeah, well, I showed you the new... knew they've teased him. That's right. That's kind of the start is. He's kind of cool. Yeah, he's kind of like a playboy nowadays.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yeah. You know, he's a looks maxer. Yeah. He does streams with clavicular. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:44 He does bone smashing. Alvin smashing. Yeah. He goes to clubs in Florida and plays Kanye racist. Yeah, yeah. Songs.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I'm alive. I'm alive. Ha, ha. Um, um, um, so,
Starting point is 00:05:01 yeah, that, there is something bittersweet about it, you know, having to say goodbye to Alveen and the cheap mean. Yeah. But, you know what, because you mentioned Venom's not going anywhere, I feel like I'll be honest. You got that? I love Venom. Oh, we're going to be talking about Venom shortly.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Awesome. But I guess, um, before that, I've got to say a good afternoon. Venom! Venom! Stopped releasing really catchy pop songs, Venom. imagine him like he becomes the record player and he's like playing himself oh shit yeah venomized yeah yeah he's not yeah well yeah good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and gents working to broadcast season seven episode 37 I'm your host we Willy Winky joined by Alvin
Starting point is 00:05:51 from Alvin in the chipmunks he's got a new record on the scene feet um gosh you have everyone on there you got sexy red you got Drake little pump you got Ed Sheard Which everyone's kind of upset about, but you know. I'm not in Yahoo. Yeah, like, Alvin, what do you have to save yourself, brother? Um, free Israel. Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out. I've gone way to argue with that, Alvin, boys.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, you have. Yeah. You have. You fucked it up. You fucked it. You should have been venom. Just do it as venom instead. At free Israel.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah, so let's shout out the Patreon over at the Jiam Media Patreon. They make the show an audio version possible. You get the raw and filtered MP3 ad free that you can put on your RSS feed host of choice. You know, your Spotify's, your alvinized, chipmunky-eyed. Chimmonautchirinized. And shirinized. Let's do you ad-chirin-month. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Perfect time. The time is ripe. I see Israel. Inside them. I'm in love with the shape of ears. Yeah, you get your patron names right out in the first or second week of each month. So we get those in ready for whatever comes after September. Oh, Octanodemba.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Oh, octanodemba. But that also is not all you get, the Jaffter hours. kind of supplementary weekly show we've been doing for a long time now 100 plus episodes damn did an hour long conversation last time about death stranding that was a nice combo a g-ad as we call that an hour yeah it was a full on hour it's crazy yeah yeah i know i say that like every time but and if that's not to your style we just did a uh our first master debate actually wow yeah um it was we did wind up because i i was scared of it kind of infecting every episode until you got it off your chest to be honest.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Ah, that makes sense. Asylum versus Urban City Master Debate. That was like 40 plus minutes or something. There's other variety content too.
Starting point is 00:08:18 We've read the entire Sonic.exe creepy bastard trilogy as well as other creepy bastards on there. There's a whole nonsense going on there. Yeah, smart dog we did. GTA6 conversation. Paisley's Chance.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Yeah. his chance is the big one of course everyone's favorite what about a will the farta oh yeah i miss that guy there are so many on there yeah the supergirl lloyd cut a few fan cuts yeah do you remember logan he's relevant now oh hell divers hell divers with logan yeah that was it yeah that's like an old one now but that was a good one that was a funny fuck fucked up one that was a fucked one it was disgusting actually yeah so go check that out and uh last but not least the jar media group chat, it's a group chat where you can leave suggestions through housekeeping or for the question segment at the end.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I always always love it when that bit's over. Then I can just relax with Theodore and he can lick my balls. And climb inside. Your balls are so wrong, master. I know, Theo. I fucking hate it out of a month now. It's funny you say that because... Or ain't going anyway.
Starting point is 00:09:34 He can stay. It's only Alvin he's going. Oh my God, that's such a good idea. We transition into Simon. That's at least three months worth of. Yeah, plus the chicks. Yeah, you got all the chippets and you could do the screamer. Guy month.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yeah. And the guy from Halo 2. Yeah, they go from Halo 2. And the rest of the development. You know, yeah. Who is he? He's funny as fuck. David Cross, is that his name?
Starting point is 00:10:04 Is it? He's incredible in Arrested Development. I just blew myself, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of like this chipmunk bullshit, like it is reaching critical mass in a kind of like a venom sort of way where it's spreading like an infection
Starting point is 00:10:27 and it is kind of reminiscent of another jar you're actually the Madagascar one. where like every every question became about like Madagetka, which Madagascar characters would be this and it like infected the question thread in the comments to a degree where it's like, well now now I don't know like what to even talk about
Starting point is 00:10:44 because like everything is just the remix of the exact same. That's actually like the inception of inception, Christopher Nolan little reference there everyone but the inception of like crossover obsession because it was like if the Madagascar characters
Starting point is 00:11:04 were fantastic four characters who would be who is that the first one though? Because I feel like we keep thinking like oh yeah this thing was it before and then you remember one from earlier like there might be something even
Starting point is 00:11:20 what did you love before Madagascar ooh that's a deep deep not the country the movie philosophical question is Madagascar a country or like a province like an island right Yeah, but is it like classed as a part of like... Apparently they have an issue with the movies as well.
Starting point is 00:11:34 France? Really? Yeah, they don't like it. Is it because of Sasha Baron Cohen being racist as usual? I think they're just like, sick of that fucking song if I had to guess. Yeah, there's somebody playing it on the island at all time. They're like, fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:51 So, yeah, let's get into housekeeping then. We round off some of these conversations, which are, I guess, all chipmunk related, which is, you know, it's chipmunk. It's chip month, so it's a lot. Before that, can we just get you doing a rendition of Ed Sheeran as a chipmunks singing, I like to move it, move it. Thank you. Does that kind of what you're looking for? Yeah, that was exactly. Perfect. Carry on. Cool.
Starting point is 00:12:17 As you were. How's this I say? What the fuck is happening? Hoodied, can start us off here. Do you guys ever notice how every time Doctor Who is mentioned, like clockwork, Alex will bring up the smitheen, and then Jim will be like, Jim will be like, no, you remember that Loki scary episode with the gas mask children, though. There's a few of this.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Well, no, the thing is, like, that episode really frightened me when I was a boy. Yeah, like, I couldn't sleep. Yeah. I remember staying at our grandmamas, and we must have watched it there or something, and we had, like, a scary, attic to climb into full of like spiders. Yeah, that's where we would sleep in the attic. Like Harry Potter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And it was all like dusty. And do you remember that one winter where like we were looking through the Argos catalog and then like a giant fucking hornet just to be it out of nowhere? I was thinking about and I bet this is also one of those things like the Slidine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like where it's like a recurring kind of meme motif, a meme. A meme in terms of, um, the Alfred Hitchcock
Starting point is 00:13:36 who coined the term meme. I was thinking about that because it was like when we were at our grannies like for Christmas like sleeping in the attic and like
Starting point is 00:13:45 we didn't have like smartphones or Steam decks Steam decks or any of it so like our entertainment was coming up with plans using the Argos catalog like
Starting point is 00:13:57 which Lego set yeah if we had this Lego set then we could like I remember talking with you about like what if we found like 100 pounds what will we get
Starting point is 00:14:09 yeah I remember it was like right you get the airport and I'll get the Star Destroy and then we can imagine like the Star Destroyer coming into the airport yeah this kind of thing where I guess now you got cocoa melon or um just like I don't know what they do
Starting point is 00:14:27 Roblox VR porn Yeah KFC KFC KFC VR KFC Like Promotional pages getting political
Starting point is 00:14:41 You know Yeah Getting altruest it And yeah As we were just saying Falling for Heavy Says I never thought we'd be back
Starting point is 00:14:51 To the witch Of the Madagascar Characters Of the members of the cast Type conversations But I'm glad we are finally Sorry I'm glad we are honestly
Starting point is 00:14:58 Feels like home God I read that so weirdly I'm glad we are finally Where did that even come Um P out of you and me who's Steve and who's the herobrine I feel like I want to be the herobrine
Starting point is 00:15:13 but I think you are really? Yeah why do you think I'm the herobrine is it because I don't have like pupils yeah you don't have pupils you're scary you're in the source code hidden waiting to strike you know
Starting point is 00:15:28 yeah and you just can't be removed hmm they keep trying to patch me out yeah and I'm just boring old Jack Black funny fat La la la la la la la la It is a good movie
Starting point is 00:15:48 Andy CIC says the Alvinark has been fucking crazy Yeah man I mean more to the conversation man Once we got to the like the Diddy references So that we're Yeah And that whole them on being
Starting point is 00:16:04 the terror watch list and that's the in island no but that that that's that thumbnail is actually a frame from one of the films
Starting point is 00:16:13 really yeah they're really fucking weird films I remember starting one of them um like at school
Starting point is 00:16:23 they put it on for the class um like it towards the end of year six was that child abuse um yeah
Starting point is 00:16:29 and I remember like because there's a lot of stuff I liked when I was a kid and I looked back and I was like yeah I used to be kind of dumb and like I just accept shit for what it was but even back then I was like this shit wanks this is wank this is a wank film I feel like it's not funny it's not it's not smart
Starting point is 00:16:55 and it all it is is a bit cute it feels like a property for no one that no one actually likes it. Yeah. You know? But I remember some people being real into it. So, like... Really?
Starting point is 00:17:07 Yeah, because, like, there were some pop songs. Right, yeah. That is kind of badass. Yeah. You know, so when we were kids, um... Our, our mum... So, our father has a very strange sense of humour. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 And laughs at, like, strange parts of, like, comedies. But he'll... His laugh is very... verbose um whereas mom our mother like will watch a comedy
Starting point is 00:17:43 find it funny but not laugh at all yeah she just looks stern the whole time just like absorbs it yeah and that was normal to me and I've kind of inherited that you know unless I'm watching the Simpsons then I'm belly laughing
Starting point is 00:18:00 you know but um so then it actually became a thing where in the cinema or when we're watching a movie at school, it would piss me off when people laughed. During like a comedy, it would be like a joke for kids and I'd be like, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to watch. I'm trying to absorb right now. I'm trying to pay attention to Alvin right now.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to pay attention to a Diddy speech. Because I specific, it's a core memory. Yeah, I probably heard that Diddy shit as a kid. but the i remember specifically this is a core memory and um what was it it was a the theodore a theodore bit where he does like a cute like i know the exact moment you know like he does the blink in like and um a few kids went audibly oh yeah because he's fucking and i remember feeling like
Starting point is 00:19:00 Shut the fuck up. Shut. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. What are you doing? You're like, these guys are dumb asses. I like real shit.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah, yeah. Somebody put on the fucking Iron Giant. Now that is a film. Like, genuinely, though. I'd be like, why aren't me watching the Bionicle movie so I can up my script? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Yeah. I'm still cooking up. The copy of the script. Somebody put on the bionical movie so I can continue copying the script word for word. That is crazy that you did that. That was dedication is what it was. You know, like kids just do things and you just feel like you're achieving something big. Like no one had ever written it down before.
Starting point is 00:19:59 like I was creating like a religion like these are like sacred texts yeah they're gonna find it after the AI wars
Starting point is 00:20:09 who was Takura yeah yeah that's awesome fuck fuck me um well this one
Starting point is 00:20:23 no what were you gonna say please no please I never did shit that fucking I never did anything like that fucking guy
Starting point is 00:20:33 I don't know what um badass I guess I was never that dedicated to anything like even into sick form and shit well the enigma
Starting point is 00:20:47 says what's funny about the Australian chase we did a CBT of the various versions of the chase around the world's chaser names changing the dark destroyer's name to just the destroyer presumably for woke reasons is that they have an even more offensive chase a name. The Tiger Mum, who Alex didn't mention, is an Asian woman
Starting point is 00:21:08 who has a generic oriental theme music when she enters. And I swear at one point even played the gong noise. Proof that Australians are more racist towards Asian people than black people, I guess. I hate my own country. There were a few comments saying like, well, actually the Tiger Mum is Asian. As if I knew that. Yeah, I was going to go and research all the chasers. Sometimes I don't know what to do, Theodore.
Starting point is 00:21:35 The thing is, what if it's her, like, she has creative control over her music? Yeah, what if she likes that? Yeah, what if she chose that? Exactly. Then you're going to change your tune. Then you're going to change your tune. Hey, come on, Theodore. Theodore's stuck in the bush. Elvin!
Starting point is 00:21:59 Huns Murph says, uh, Venomized. Harry Hill versus carnageized Joe Pascuali. Oh, fuck. Harry Hill fucking takes that any day of the week.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Oh yeah, he'd eviscerate. Yeah. Yeah. Harry Hill wouldn't even need the sim by it. So imagine him with it. Oh,
Starting point is 00:22:17 and Charlie Bordman says you can't paint the Mona Lisa twice. Sorry, can we go back to the previous one? You sounded like you're about to do that Looney Tunes character,
Starting point is 00:22:27 you know, that starts with the laugh. That fucking duck. No, I've, I'm about to cook. I feel like the time's past and it's not going to be that funny. No, go, combine some pop culture icons for me. Okay, no, it's, um, Harry Hill is Venom, what he says before, like, the CG battle. Like, before Venom goes, like, over his head type thing.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, okay, no, I'll do, like, a whole performance. I don't know what Harry Hill sounds like, but, like, I'll use my normal voice for Harry Hill and then change to Venom for... Haight! Yeah. Well, so, um... Harry Hill says So, who wins you or me?
Starting point is 00:23:10 There's only one way to find out. Fight! You know? Yeah. Which makes me think, actually, Joe Pascuali is kind of the first alvanized human being. Fuck, yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:23:26 He's like biologically alvanized. You just sounds like Alvin's normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sounds more like Simon. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like Simon as a human. He looks like Simon. And he's not that expensive to get for your birthday.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Yeah, let's get him on the cast. Yeah, let's get him on the birthday. We just missed him for Alvin Month. We just missed him for Alvin Month. Did you see anything about the, uh, can't paint a Mona Lisa twice guys? Disagree, agree. We really Winky disagrees. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:23:58 It's the hat. Really, really winky, can't you see What are you saying? I'm totally lost. It's the character. You really winky. No, yeah, but what are you talking about the Mona Lisa? We're saying you can't paint the Mona Lisa twice, guys,
Starting point is 00:24:14 saying that you can't do P twice. Even though that's what we've done. Well, no, that's why we've done the Mona Lisa too. Yeah. It's like a sequel. It's like a squeakal. Yeah. Alvanized Mona Lisa.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Well, speaking of Venom, a gaming entity says Venom is the most sonic character of all time. Genuinely shocked, it's not from that franchise. Can perfectly picture the black suit slash dark Sonic arc, and then the follow-up Venomized Sonic arc in a game or conic in my head, too. He's kind of right. Yeah, that is kind of true. Fuck. Look, this is going to be what is Spider-Man hot.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Venom, I hate Venom. I don't give a fuck anymore. I- Venom is shit I maintain hope Why? Because he has to be able To be done right
Starting point is 00:25:09 Why? All of the evidence points in the other direction All the Venom shit sucks No because Spider-Man being Like The black suit arc is cool That's a cool idea They literally just did it
Starting point is 00:25:22 In the latest movie without Venom Yeah And it was cooler It was less cringy Oh yes Now let's go It doesn't have to be like that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I think the cringe thing is, is like, it's like when you take the Joker away from Batman. It's like the fact that Venom has his own, like, comics and stuff where he's venomizing planets or something. We'll get into that in a minute. Okay. Venom was shit in Spider-Man 3? Yeah. Venom was shit in the Venom movies. Venom was shit in Spider-Man 2, the game.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Venom just fucking sucked for it I wouldn't say Venom was shit in the game I'd say It was underdeveloped It was underdeveloped But I think Everything was in that game
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah but I think Maybe if they'd have put Less time into making Mary Jane As epic as Why has the Venom shit Stuck where everything else Dies? Venomising shit is
Starting point is 00:26:25 Cringy as fuck And The whole Venomized thing It's stuck like Dobby like P like fucking Alvin and the chipmunks like Sonic
Starting point is 00:26:34 like Vecna he is on that level and that's my fucking car Bosch no because here's why it's
Starting point is 00:26:45 different like you do cringy joker shit right I'm putting the car Bosch on Venom what
Starting point is 00:26:52 the fuck you're talking about I know it's Khybos what is what what you're saying Um you do like Cringy Joker stuff
Starting point is 00:27:04 But like The Joker can be shit And has been shit It's like saying Jared Leto So Joker trash You know
Starting point is 00:27:15 It's not the same No because the joke has been done right more I think Venom's probably harder To get right So there's one comic from 1856 That did it right once What about the cartoon The original
Starting point is 00:27:30 No. No, it like wrote that story. Because you know the original fucking comic? What cartoon? The like classic fucking Spider-Man. Wait, what car? Did you say comic or cartoon? Cartoon. The like original Spider-Man cartoon.
Starting point is 00:27:49 With the crossover with Alvin. There may have been a crossover with Alvin, but that's not relevant at the moment. The one with the intro that's like, Radio, Re, Zero, Smire, Man. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that is badass. I'll give you that. Yeah, and that invented, like, the, the actual Spider-Man Venom arc thing. I'm, look, I'll put my hands up and say, I'm quite particular about some kind of 90s thing.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Some of the 90s, early 2000 shit can piss me off. And Venom is very much a product of that era. Okay. No, I saw, in the Spider-Man 2 video game, I saw glimpses of like, oh, I see how this could work. Yeah, but I'm sick of it just being. potential. It's like at a certain point it's like Venomize my fucking asshole. You fucking wish, dude. You wish venomized.
Starting point is 00:28:41 That's part of like, I think that's why people like him so much. They want to fuck him. Or get fucked by him. We all saw Venom. Oh, everyone saw Venom. We all saw Venom. I don't know what year it came out. Tom Hardy Venom. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:56 He wanted to fuck Venom. Yeah, he did fuck Venom. He did fuck Venom, yeah. Whatever. Maybe that's my hot take for the day, but fuck me. I'm sick of it, guys. No, I get you, I get you. And you're right.
Starting point is 00:29:08 It's like, fool me once, fuck me. Fool me once, fuck venom. Yes, thank you. Until we get venomized Thanos, then maybe I'll be on your page, you know? Yeah. Or what if? No, okay. You've cracked it.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I've cracked it. I think I said this like two episodes ago. Maybe even last episode. But at the end of Doom's Day, yeah. Like, all the characters get killed by Doom or whatever. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:45 In a badass way. In a badass way. Spider-Man, like, turns up halfway through, nobody's expecting it. He gets Venom suit. He loses Venom suit. Right? Venom suit falls on the floor on earth, and it's, like, on the grass, and starts crawling
Starting point is 00:30:04 to the left goes down you don't see it go down but camera pans to the left here lies Tony Stark Venom goes down Tony Stark Tony Stark black Iron Man soup
Starting point is 00:30:21 out the can and he pulls himself up replicating the shot Craven's last hunt Spider-Man as Iron Man venomized it's going to be
Starting point is 00:30:34 Tony Stark Venomize versus So Robert Downey Jr. Venomized versus Doomsday Robert Downey Jr. Every character is played by Robert Downey.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Is he doing the cringy like Scooby-Doo voice? That's how hard. Yeah. Okay. I thought you were going to say the camera pans over to a chipmunk.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Well, Retinas 2001 said Alex calling the guy from Alvin in the chipmunks that Alfin's screamer. That is what he is. That's the only role he needs to play. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Nothing else matters. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't need development. He shouldn't have any other line. He should be a static character. Like, who wants the human to be talking in Alvin? No one. Not a single motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Um, Twy said he, Alvin, is kind of the cringiest one, quoting me. Ego Alex, most definitely not the Chad James. That's why I said that. I was trying to say I wanted to... Bing, we're bringing Grinchie back. Wait, what? You keep losing me.
Starting point is 00:31:40 You keep losing me. What the fuck is going on? What are you confused by? All of it. I'm bringing chipmogs back. So as Vanem as he goes down to the Alving grave. That's clever. Asto Moore says,
Starting point is 00:31:58 I don't want chipmunk month to end. Yeah, we all feel that But the thing is you can't The thing is you take a joke too far And it just stops being funny Well that's the delicate thing Is that you take it It's like an arc
Starting point is 00:32:14 You take it too far It stops being funny But you take it just far enough Loops back round To being the funniest shit Yeah Yeah Yeah but it's all about
Starting point is 00:32:24 Finding that right P balance Yeah Like pH Oh right Well Speaking of the other type of P Android Squid says Chip month
Starting point is 00:32:35 Did to P month what campaign evolved Did to Halo Also you guys did the Thanos gontlet joke on P month too Ha No I remember that and it was fucking funny then It's fucking funny now
Starting point is 00:32:51 Oh we fucking suck And these are my favourite These are my favourite These types of comments Vichael Caryran says Why is Alvin a part of this episode? Question mark What kind of question is that?
Starting point is 00:33:10 Imagine like it's the first episode you got on. I mean, what episode would be the correct episode to start on? Because it's not episode one. It would be going on Patreon and watching the Lloyd cut. And then doing a flashback and filling in the blanks. Yeah. I you know the answer is the normal episode I think perhaps yes that should be the first episode yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:33:39 almost it's like a flowchart in the same way you get into like km-gizd i was gonna say king gizzard and the lizard wizard nobody knows what that is can you use mccu like which ant-man film do you start with it's kind of like venomized dobby helping out yeah theodore who's been lost and trying to get back to simon yeah Yeah, yeah. Who is in an Iron Man kind of variant.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Yeah. Do you want to talk about DC? Last one for this. J.S. Gallagher Zero says, the scene where Harley Quinn is taped up is in Arkham Asylum, not in Arkham City. What the fuck you're talking about? I know because I rank to it at least twice a day. I didn't fact check that.
Starting point is 00:34:24 I thought you could be my fact checker on that. No, I'm 100% right. It's in the steel mill. after you return after the Mr. Freeze boss fight. Okay. Yes, I agree. Because she's like... Mr. Jay isn't here, Batman.
Starting point is 00:34:43 He's up in the fucking unit, son. Oh, whoops, I wasn't supposed to say that. Oh, that's why he taped me up to begin with, Batman. And then you can put the tape back on her mouth. It's not like a pervy thing. It's like funny. It's like a funny bit. It's more because she's just annoying. Something I like about the Arkham games is like,
Starting point is 00:35:06 Harley Quinn is pretty shit. Like she sucks. Every time she like tries to fight Batman, he's just like, you know? Why do they always turn? Like, I like Suicide Squad James Gunn.
Starting point is 00:35:20 But like, why is she there? Because she's badass. What the fuck can she do? I mean, her, her scene is badass to be fair. Yeah, exactly. When she's shooting with the two M16s and she's getting all the flowers. No, I've, I've, take everything back.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I just said that shit's fucking awesome. Well, speaking of fucking awesome, you kind of went out of it a little bit earlier. I kept seeing, like, on Twitter and on various places on social media, this literal venomized planet. And I sent you a text with the pages from the comic saying, like, bro, they venomized the planet in the comic. Yeah. When I saw that shot, I started like slapping myself because I was like,
Starting point is 00:36:03 wake up! Wake up! They're gonna be like, fuck, they're copying us. Yeah, yeah. They're tapped in. They're subscribed. It's called the last panel. It's like a planet with like a larval tongue.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Yeah. We're not larval. That's like a bug thing. Like a venom tongue. Like a lava. It's like lava. Like magma. Yeah, magma tongue.
Starting point is 00:36:26 And it's like, we are a venom world. Cool, yeah. Which looks pretty cool. Yeah, and it's like, you were just saying how it can't work, and then it clearly does work. People are ranking all over that. It's from a comic rank called The Queen in Black, where they delivered a venomized planet. Thoughts? Um, cool.
Starting point is 00:36:49 C, B, or T? Tough? No. Topical. Because I feel like our planet's venomized right now. Okay. Um, I have literally nothing to say about Venomwell, so. No, you have to give your 50p.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Give my 15 minutes on Venom World. Yeah. Here's the thing about Venom World. It's kind of getting more badass here by the issue. It's kind of getting more badass or every issue. I was like, every now and again, there will be something that happens in a comic room where I'm like, I hate that I like this shit. Yeah, it's like, shit, it's time to jump in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I get you You know what I mean Like this is a genuinely Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Well no It's like when I heard about Um
Starting point is 00:37:42 Superior Spider Man I was like This sounds like the dumbest shit ever And everyone's like It's the most goate thing You've ever seen And Spider Man looks fucking cool in it So like
Starting point is 00:37:55 Hmm Maybe someday Um No I can't Did you want to do this GridS dot fun thing? Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:03 I think we should do that because I'll save the Coolcat versus Domino's thing for another day. Yeah, so I saw, I got this idea actually from the JAR Media Group chat. They were all sharing their grids. It's called grids. fun, and it was a grid titled About Me, video games. So there are a bunch of predetermined categories, favorite game, best story, favorite art style, biggest personal impact, best combat, overhated, underrated, overrated, overrated Wait, I didn't have
Starting point is 00:38:36 like the biggest personal impact and shit Didn't you? No Mine was favourite best story Favorite art style Overhated, underrated, overrated Favorite protagonist
Starting point is 00:38:47 Favorite antagonist Favorite antagonist Yeah, those are all on there for me Well, I didn't get those extra ones Are you got? They're a That's fucking bullshit They're 40 here
Starting point is 00:38:54 What? Five, ten, no, 20 They're 20 I got 36, nine, 12 Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:39:04 So you're Oh, maybe you're missing a row because you're on mobile or something? I did it on PC, so... Okay. Well, I'll try and cook them up as we get. Well, yeah, because if I... If I say the category... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Maybe we take turns, at least for the ones that we have. Yep. Make our case. I think I'm going to piss you off with someone. Okay. Who wants to start with favorite game, then? Get it, like, start it going. I want you to try and guess.
Starting point is 00:39:36 mine. I don't know because I would spoil mine perhaps really? I don't should we say them at the same time? Like three to one reveal? Yeah. Okay. Three two, one
Starting point is 00:39:55 Eldon ring. Yeah. Yeah. I think that might be the only one with the crossover there. Genuinely. Maybe one other one. There's a chance the next one will be shared. Best story. No?
Starting point is 00:40:11 No. Really? Okay. What do you think mine is, though? Um, Sonic Unleashed? Not far off. Sonic 07? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:26 No, really, what do you think? Uh... Is it like Red Dead 2? Yeah. Mine isn't. What's yours? Mass Effect, are you? No.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I put disco Elysium Oh shit Okay that yeah Okay no you've got more GamerCred than me Okay no let's keep it rolling Favorite art style This might piss you off What bullshit you're gonna say
Starting point is 00:40:53 Left of dead to you Your favorite art style, eh? No It's Alderman Ring again Really? Okay Yeah I couldn't think of any Anything that like How did that?
Starting point is 00:41:06 Is yours or? Ori. It's Rayman Legends. Ooh, okay. No, fucking fair. What a shout. I needed to get that one there someone. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:18 No, I had to go with Eldon Rings, it's like... And also, I was trying to not do any repeats as well. It's fine... Right. It's fine to do that. Yeah. But I wanted to...
Starting point is 00:41:26 But I was thinking, like, one of the reasons I love Eldon Ring so much is because the art style is so fucking fire. And I was thinking, like, it could be Bloodbourne... but Bloodbourne doesn't have like the variety and like the No, I think that's respectful. That doesn't piss me off. Yeah. Um, so you don't have biggest personal impact? No. But you know what? I, you'll have answers. Um, yeah. I think I could say one right. I mean, it might just be
Starting point is 00:41:55 because of like the conversations we've had today, but. Oh shit. Yeah. Okay. Well, my biggest personal impact is Mass Effect too. Okay. That makes sense. Um, I was a bit of bit premature with you and mass fact too the world building that music it was like the production value for that time it just felt like unlike anything um yeah experienced and it was just scratching a bunch and ticking a bunch of boxes for like shit that speaks to me these characters and yeah yeah so it was so fucking it is fucking good yeah i remember telling you like um i just saw mass fact too for like 15 pounds at sainsbury's and you were like what get me there now And then you play Mass Effect 2 for the first time
Starting point is 00:42:35 Yeah Yeah, that was a big one for me Okay Well, I want to say Arkham City For biggest personal impact Yeah That or Dark Souls Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:46 So does that mean you also didn't have best combat I didn't have best combat I put Sackero I think I'd have to join you Yeah Maybe I should have let you like think of something before Yeah Obviously had more time to think.
Starting point is 00:43:04 No, no, but that's like... Yeah. What can you criticize about it? And what could you say is better? Nothing. I'd say, no, you're right. Yeah. I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Overhated. Mine might piss you off. What are you saying? I went back and forth on this one a lot. Yeah. But... Because given reviews, it's not. But I've put by a shock.
Starting point is 00:43:36 infinite. I think it's hated. It's not hated enough. Yeah, I thought you'd say some bullshit like that. I've got a real soft spot for that game.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I don't know how much of it is nostalgia. So maybe it's that would imply it's not overhated at all, but I love it. My overhated is the Last of Us part two. Not even a game I really like. I have a lot of issues with that game.
Starting point is 00:44:04 It is overhated though, you're right. But I'll see like a clip of it, like the combat or something be like fuck like this there's something to the game oh the story's all fucked up and the pacing's all fucked but like the re a lot of the reasons people hate it i feel like a week especially when it like leaked it and everyone was just like there's a trans person in it and it's like no yeah yeah yeah it started becoming a like a conversation about the um the uh culture war the culture war shit yeah yeah no you're that that's a total valid choice mine was more just based on like
Starting point is 00:44:37 no a lot of people have poo-poohed this thing that I really like what did you put for underrated then um prey yeah fair no that's a good one yeah that's a game of creb one to put there
Starting point is 00:44:55 I think it's a beautiful fantastic game mine is lame it's Halo Wars yeah that is fucking lame that game is perfectly rated um no it's Bad ass. It's cringy and fucking stupid.
Starting point is 00:45:12 And cool. And kind of cool. I'm super curious what you put for overrated. Because mine is going to piss you off. It's going to piss off everyone, yeah. What did you fit? No, you go first. I want to be pissed off before I piss you off.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Cyberpunk. No, it's not it for me. Um, I tried, man. I really tried. There's something about their games I just don't like. Um, I tried Witcher 2. Like, Witcher 3, but you know what I mean? As well. As well. You mean? Um, yeah. I don't like it. Do you think, do you think it's overrated or do you think like you don't gel with it?
Starting point is 00:46:04 Um, well, what else does overrated mean, really? Yeah, I guess. Or because I put Skyrim. No, I wouldn't really get annoyed about that, to be honest. Yeah. There's lots of critique there. Yeah, and I don't know. It's more what gets me about cyberpunk is like, I find it bothersome when I should be a mark for something.
Starting point is 00:46:27 When it's, everything about it is ticking the boxes, but something is not jelling with me. And I can't even really put that into words, but that is that game for me. You know what I'm saying? No. Because I don't know why it doesn't gel with you. Because it fucking sucks.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Yeah, valid. That means you don't have needs a remake. So you're missing the last two rows. My answer for needs a remake, and this might piss you off. Okay. Dark Souls 1. Just Dark Souls. I kind of...
Starting point is 00:47:12 Well... I don't want it to like replace... No. Like, like a Resident Evil 2 tier remake of Dark Souls. Done by Frumsoft. Done by Frommsoft. Yeah, I'd be down for that. I'd be down for that.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Like, make, um, I'm blanking. Like, I've blocked it from my mind, the fucking lava area. Like, make it cool. Make it a good area. Like, it... Yeah, um, valid. Uh, but that doesn't detract from what the game, like, is. needs a remake
Starting point is 00:47:46 Arkham Asylum No No You don't have to have an answer If it's not your son fair Unless anything jumps out Maybe Matt will get solid one
Starting point is 00:47:59 Okay Because for They jump straight to three And like One is such an iconic game And I've tried to play it Multiple times But it's so fucking old
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah Like it's so frustrating to play for me. No, that's a good answer. It takes too much effort. I think that's fair. Yeah. I'd love if Kajima could remake it.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Right, yeah. Criminally overlooked is another one. For which I put the Dead Space remake specifically. Yeah, that's a cool shout. And it's one of those, it's like what I was just saying
Starting point is 00:48:41 what I wanted from, like a Dark Souls remake is that it does kind of make the original one redundant. Like, I think the changes they make pretty much pull just a net, like, improvement. I agree. Which is, you know, that's, that's rare to be able to pull that off. It's really fucking good. Especially for, um,
Starting point is 00:49:01 like, for EA, but also for, um, that space one is pretty special. Yeah. You know, and it just improved upon that. Yeah, the devs that worked on that should be, very proud of themselves. Yeah, I wish it did better. I wish more people cared about it. Yeah, it's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Overlooked. You've got some like niche ass, like, steam games. Something must jump out at you. Like, something that really left an impression on you that was like. No one's really talking about this or, can you make a note of quick the genres that I've, like the ones I don't have, so then I can. come back. Well, you want me to tell them now so you can think? No, I mean, like, as we get to them.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Sorry, what do you mean? Well, I don't know. The genres? No, I don't know. Categories, because there are still, there are four categories that you'll be missing outside of the other six that you have. Oh. Right? Oh. Hmm. Just move on for now. Um, okay, overlooked Frost, Frost Punk. Yeah, that's a good ass game. Okay, I'll go with that for now.
Starting point is 00:50:21 That's good. So, favorite protagonist then? We might have the same one. I don't think so. Okay, well, mine's Arthur Morgan. Mine is John Marston. Really? You like him more than Arthur? Um, I think so.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Wow, okay. In the end. Interesting. Um, in the end! Yeah. Um, okay. So both Red Day. games yeah I just maybe it was the time in my life when I played it but also the there was
Starting point is 00:51:02 something less expected about the journey with that character than than Red Dead too you know like it with the time setting as well being that little bit later in in history No, I hear. Okay. No, I'm glad it's different. I like it when it's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, favorite antagonist then?
Starting point is 00:51:26 What do you think mine would be for that? Favorite antagonist? Yeah. I was torn between a couple, but I wound up choosing Mass Vett 1. I like Sovereign and I can't remember his fucking name. The Turian guy. Gilgamesh, yeah, Gilgamesh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Yeah, I think that's a really cool concept. for like a villain who's kind of he's kind of like a corrupt specter who is chosen by this existential evil to be like the vessel to like get this thing through so I'm counting kind of like two characters sort of the R sort of one yeah yeah but that that that that conversation with sovereign is like such a fucking cool bit of storytelling to me it's so like frighten and the music and the voice and like design it is cool and like how open it leaves it and it's like that is um cosmic horror yeah that's a game that needs a remake that's where one fucking sting that's a shit game yeah you could do a remake for that uh mine is arkham city but who are you counting like all of them joker it's almost unfair because like it has so many antagonists yeah but like i'm thinking i chose arkham city because i almost chose for for best protagonist and antagonist,
Starting point is 00:52:53 I almost went to Arkham City. Because Batman and Joker, you know, but... You'd probably, you'd be able to justify that just with freeze, I feel like, like that shit is unreal in that. Yeah, it's fucking awesome. But especially when his mask comes down and his voice, like, gets the modification. So cool.
Starting point is 00:53:14 But yeah, Joker, I could have put any of the Arkham games, really. I nearly put Arkham. Yeah. Because I think it... Joker in those games is just not much. Well, do you know who I also was torn by was putting Portal 2 there? The combination of Glados and Wheatley. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:35 That's like good shit right there. That is a shout. Yeah. So what about best soundtrack? What do you put for that? Death Stranding. Oh right, yeah, of course. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:47 I forgot to shout out in the Death Stranding Convo. the there are the needle drops of already existing musicians but the actual score yeah the score's fantastic the synth shit it's really fucking good it's awesome my best soundtrack is actually a bit of a cheat but I feel like it works smash bro's ultimate yeah isn't that kind of like yeah and not just because of that theme like it has no I know every game yeah like every good game because for that I put my supermarry galaxy and then I was like hold it Yeah, that's just the in smash. Yeah, no, that's
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah, smart. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, I was thinking with portals with that one. So that means you don't have best multiplayer? No, Halo 3. I put Halo 3. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Or, to be fair, more fair to you.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Okay. Fuck you. Not usually my thing, but... Ooh. Was the one after that. I could... The only thing I could think... of it's...
Starting point is 00:54:52 I'm done the freak... Okay. Which I think actually kind of applies. Oh shit, wait, best multiplayer, I just changed my mind. What? Time 4-2. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:06 That's... Better than Halo 3? Yeah. Halo 3 stinks. I fucking hate Halo 3. Fuck all of Halo. No, that... No, that memory of when we first got Halo 3 in Xbox Live.
Starting point is 00:55:18 No, that's true. And then hopping on a forge map with just some random... just some random American dude who was like, no, we got to catch you up, bro. Yeah, the custom games. No, you're right. But Titanfall two deserves to be in the conversation. And that game drastically underperformed and deserved the world.
Starting point is 00:55:38 You could put that in underrated or criminally overlooked. Yeah? Yeah. That would be a good one for it. Oh, my God. It's not underrated. Everyone rates it highly. Yeah, criminally overlooked.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful, magnificent fucking game. What was the latest one, sorry? Not usually my thing, but. Hmm. I'm just looking at my Steam library. Hmm. Hmm. Well.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Not usually my thing, but... What's yours? I found that one really difficult. I put a hunt down the frame. Oh, yeah. Because I couldn't really think of anything. legit because like... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I like what I like. Yeah, I know the genres of game that I like. Not usually my thing. There's probably some like bullshit, like, shlocky crap that I like. To be honest, I could put Black Ops 1 in there. Yeah, you did play that. That's like the only card I've actually like played like a bit more than one game or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Um, we can come back to that. Yeah, I, I mean, I could go with, like, Skyrim. Okay. Okay, turn my brain off. What did you put for that? Uh, Mad Max. Hmm. I put, um, Ori in the Blind Forest for that.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Really? Yeah. Okay. Why is that a really moment? Because I thought, I don't know. It required more focused than that. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I don't know why I say or do the things I say or do. play something it's like so much you're like so familiar with it you know it's like soothing see i because i almost put dark souls because i've i've played it so much i don't have to think about it but i thought that's not fair to dark souls especially if that's the only time dark souls and spoiler is gonna appear in my thing okay um best with friends that's where my smash bro's ultimate turns up yeah no that's fair that's fighter i put um sieve in there Oh, okay. Yeah, valid.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Civ is fucking goaded for that. Yeah. We might have the same next one. Best retro game. Super Mario Bros. 3? Super Mario Bros. 3? Yeah. I have to shout out, though, and I did almost put it, Dr. Mary.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Oh, yeah. I was frying that game. Not my thing, but you were big into that. I love Dr. Mario. Yeah. So there's two more. Okay. Nostalgic childhood game.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Final Fantasy 12 Interesting Or Battlefront 2 Yeah those are good answers But I put Contra Oh Crazy Paul Yeah
Starting point is 00:58:48 You know what as well Gears 2 I got nostalgia for Gears T Yeah Yeah that is a biggie And finally Game everyone should play Adam Ring
Starting point is 00:59:01 I put Asylum. No, you didn't. I did. I straight up did. I mean, yeah. Yeah. And then follow it up with Arkham City.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Um, no, Arkham Origins. Arkham Oranges. Don't get me started on Arkham Origins. Okay, that was fun. Wait, I didn't do mine. Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Oh, yeah. What? Game at everyone. No, you did do yours. You said Eldon Ring like knee jerk reaction, but, uh, More realistically, Call the Duty Infinity War. I was about to say, is that like a real one?
Starting point is 00:59:45 I would actually, like, if I'm being not facetious, maybe it would be like disco-alusium or something like... Something a bit like challenging or different. Yeah. You know? Yeah, a game everyone should play. You know what? And even though you didn't finish it,
Starting point is 01:00:08 And I, even though I haven't finished it, that outer worlds. No, that can go an overrated. No, show your fucking mouth. Yeah? I'm just trying to make some enemies. Um, no, because for me it was like, oh, games can be this. Games can be something else, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:33 They can do something else. Um, as well as the, like, actually. actual tech and shit in that game being kind of crazy, crazy impressive. Sure. Especially for like an indie thing. True, true, true. That's fucking cool. That's fucking really cool.
Starting point is 01:00:52 And I think if more people had more open minds, then we'd maybe have less fascists in this world. And more Arkham Asylum over City enjoys. That's a wrap. This is my rap. Oh, yeah, open on the mic. Did he take over for a sap? I guess we'll see off these messages.
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Starting point is 01:02:35 as well as plucking some here from the group chat, like this one from Aiu Kirk and Charlie, who says, thoughts on all the reviews and clips of the new Wolverine game? Also, if Alvin and the Chipmunks were X-Men, who would be who? I guess Alvin would be, um, would he be Wolverine or Professor X? Wolverine I guess
Starting point is 01:03:00 He's like the front man Simon is Iceman Do you think I was going to say Simon is Cyclops Simon Clops Theodore is Theodore is the juggernaut Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:14 I was going to say that And the Alvin Guy is No I've changed The guy from Arrested Development Is Deadpool if he played Deadpool I'd probably like it
Starting point is 01:03:32 yeah it's like a huge controversy this game yeah um there is a it is a perfect storm yeah like of things that people are sick of Sony yeah super linear like over talky handholdies the term story games and maybe superior stuff to a degree well it may that I don't think that would matter
Starting point is 01:03:58 that much of the game was, you know, truly badass. Yeah, because I was getting kind of excited for it, I'll be honest. From the get-go, I thought there was something up with the way the game looked. Like, their faces always look so fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't deal with it. It's supposed to look cool. Yeah, but ever since they changed the Spider-Man face, I was just like, okay, that's cooked.
Starting point is 01:04:23 You've ruined it. Yeah, because it was perfect. You know what? Before I bought the PS5, I just booted up Spider-Man PS4, and it has the original face. Oh, does it? Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, like, God. Yeah, they fucked.
Starting point is 01:04:40 He was perfect. It was so weird. Why? You just don't do that. Why? Uh-huh. Um, when you have people like Greg Miller, even giving Wolverine a harsh review. Did he?
Starting point is 01:04:52 To not play it. Fuck. I'm like, okay, this must really fucking suck. It looks really boring to me. Yeah, I mean Wolverine boring I know But yeah, like I said I was kind of excited
Starting point is 01:05:05 Um I think I will still play it When it's cheap Yeah Um Yeah I'm pretty disappointed Uh When do we
Starting point is 01:05:20 When do we cross the Rubicon With like Actors who are in games It's like just literally their face Like you just scan them in And it's like Troy Baker's just Troy Baker in it Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:33 Like you can make them like a character Yeah I mean The thing is like Like Death Stranding Has a bunch of really famous actors And they look identical I kind of get it for that But like Joel doesn't look like
Starting point is 01:05:50 No You know what I'm saying Yeah and the justification Um And I think it's a straight up lie but going back to Spider-Man PS4 the like
Starting point is 01:06:01 oh the new face maps better on to the actor it's like what it looked fine it looked better what's the actual reason then if you think that's a lie
Starting point is 01:06:10 to look more like Tom Holland kind of it looks like fucked up Tom Holland like yeah and also if you play Spider-Man
Starting point is 01:06:24 remastered it's clear like the original Spider-Man the original Peter Parker's build was kind of based around his face being a certain way. Yeah. So when you replace the face,
Starting point is 01:06:37 it like affects how the neck looks. Like it's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the shoulders, like, it's all disproportionate and weird. Um... But anyway, Wolverine,
Starting point is 01:06:49 yeah, pretty disappointing. If it had reviewed better, I'd probably buy it at day one. Uh... yeah there's no way i'm playing that shit yeah i like this cause like a huge trend of like people doing set pieces and just putting their hands up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's self type thing yeah and i i mean i think long term it's gonna be a good thing for the industry for it to be like the humiliation game kind of it's so many needed to kick up the ass that yeah horizon
Starting point is 01:07:22 shit where like every two seconds she's like maybe we should go up there well maybe i should around the corner over there. Yeah. And then like that infected like Spider-Man 2 where like every single character is this weird like no edges, no flaws, they're all like HR like yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking like HR's in the room
Starting point is 01:07:40 it's the meme or whatever. Yeah. It's like what? You're like New Yorkers. Right? Yeah. You should be dropping the emblem every fucking three words. Like what are we doing here, man? This is fucking weird. Yeah. whatever man
Starting point is 01:07:57 yeah needed ryan reynolds in there really yeah if ryan reynolds had a little deadpool cameo then i'd probably be jorking it all over the scene but um apparently there are barely any like spider man piece for
Starting point is 01:08:12 you know insomnia at spider man cameos or something like that's well there's like a jjona jameson book on a shelf uh huh um but like it it doesn't need that necessarily um and what everyone's been saying is like it feels like the the basis is it's like Wolverine was designed to be in an
Starting point is 01:08:36 x-man game but it's the whole game about wolverine whereas if you had the variety yeah because obviously it leaked it leaked a few years ago and there was there was gameplay like gene gameplay so really yeah yeah i think they scrapped it entirely so yeah they just slipped up big time but it like i said In the long term, hopefully it's a wake-up call for like, people don't want that. And the thing that truly was like, okay, I'm not buying this day one, was writing on games who, it's a channel I love. And I really trust his opinion. He's like a big hitman fan and stuff. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:09:19 when he said like insomniac loves getting in the way of their own games and he was like all the walking and talking bits where it's like I'm Wolverine but I'm just being forced to walk like at a slow pace while and then also like there's all these
Starting point is 01:09:43 cut scenes where Wolverine's doing cool shit and it's like well why aren't I playing this bit And yeah, it's like, video games kind of need to justify being video games. You know, like what The Last of Us did is cool, but not every game should be that. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 01:10:06 Yeah, it started a bad trend with everyone. Yeah, it's like both feet were, it was in like movie and video game. Mm-hmm. And then shit seems to be like lifting the foot and deepening the hold on the movie shit. So lifting the foot on the video game aspect. And what made it stand out is now just like
Starting point is 01:10:27 the thing that makes it boring. Yeah, yeah, because it's like, I still haven't played God of War Ragnarok. That game did that same thing. Yeah, where it's like, we have like a four-hour sequence, like picking fruit as a triad, so it's like who actually likes this show.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yeah, why? You know, and then it's like, I want a game that I'm going to want to replay. You know, so... No, I think about that stuff too. Why do you... Why do you think that, like, we want that? And then they also make it unskippable.
Starting point is 01:11:00 It's kind of wanky and, like, they think it's like a prestige thing. Yeah. It's like you're re-watching a movie and it's like, no, fuck you. This is a video game. Especially when you have mechanics based around, like, upgrading or getting new moves and stuff. And then it's like, well, no, you can't do that now. And just, these AAA games are too expensive and take too long for them to release something of that quality, you know? Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Like, do you remember when they teased Wolverine? Like, how long ago that was? It was fucking years ago. Years and years. And it's like, oh, right. Is it before Spider-Man 2? Yeah, it definitely was. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 01:11:35 It was supposed to come out years ago, but there were development rows. Yeah, and of course, all the drama with Sony at the moment, like, their whole failed initiative with all these live social. service shits that have like blown up in their face and then it's like oh okay we're releasing the thing that you can usually count on and it's like really boring and stupid you know what though it means i save money for the new gears game so yeah no that's the real shit's right there's something uh gears has uh apart from gears five i've never been let down really yeah and even then like i played the fuck out of gears five hoard i love that yeah there's always something to Yeah, the actual game.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Good. Well, Gucci Vecna is our next one. Can you do a CBT for my concept for an absolute chipmunks series? Absolute album. Short but jacked. Sort of like Wolverine proportions. Has glam rock style hair, really baggy hoodie. The letter A on it is super chunky.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Okay. Even, I'm thinking even filled in, like there's no triangle that inside the air. It's just like, like solid. Ooh. It needs to be a weapon as well. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:51 It's a gun. Yeah. Cool. Absolute Simon. Where's contact lenses. Completely hairless with numerous scars on his scalp. Where he got computers and stuff surgically added. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Really tall and skinny. Scary sort of lanky lizard tongue. I'd say beyond contact lenses give him like robot eyes that kind of glow. Yeah. Yeah. That's. fucking tough as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:18 I'm liking this. With my addition. Absolute Theodore. Sumo wrestler build, but even fatter. Like so many rolls and folds, etc. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Eats everyone, rolls around, but in a scary way. Yeah. Mohawk and Heller allegation. That was cringe tough. Yeah. That's cool. They start writing,
Starting point is 01:13:43 dude. Penta paper. Um. Right, on this, this next one I'm going to read from Shelman is exactly what I was talking about earlier. Like, the kind of thing that if you clipped and showed to a doctor, they'd be like, is this man schizophrenic type of thing. Yeah, okay. Okay. Please, pretty please on Theodore discuss Alvin Porter Bridges getting venomized by BTs. While he carnages and phages them with his anti-symbiote. bodily fluids while delivering new hoodies to chipmunk knot city and also higgs has been riotized
Starting point is 01:14:23 and time falls also actually its own new symbiote and the chipettes are played princess venomized by leah sedu el fanning and george miller oh you know what fuck it jason lee is die hard man too but he shouts venomized porter instead of alvin but then afterwards you find out that Venomized Alvin Porter Bridges and screamed Britney have divorced over email on Venomized Alvin's scorned cuff link Yeah, you could discuss that on the cast, please.
Starting point is 01:14:58 That would be interesting to hear you look at. Fuck you, dude. I think we just got out-venomized. Yeah. How do we tell us? that that's why that's why album month is got to end yeah that right there
Starting point is 01:15:18 that's proof fucking well venomized Eminem venom venom Fuss thoughts on
Starting point is 01:15:33 Zach Snyder's wish to make a Rick and Morty movie Mm Landy and Rick Snyle my Morty fucks Yeah Uh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:45 My Jerry kills people. Yeah. Is he the worst director alive? His new movie premiered at Tiff, I think. Yeah, you said the other day. It's getting, like, just fucking destroyed. Yeah, I don't know. He keeps getting chances, and they just keep somehow getting worse.
Starting point is 01:16:05 And he's not even, like, doing, like, Joker and shit. Yeah, yeah. His only good movie was Justice League revound. That's a good idea. 15 lurking jelly bean smirking says Bellojar, question for Alex. I apologize if this has been asked before, but how much do you think your sense of humor has been influenced by being an older sibling? I recently introduced my younger brother to the cast and the first thing he said was that my sense of humor is just like yours. It made me realize that what I find funniest is whatever gets a reaction, positive or negative, out of my younger brother.
Starting point is 01:16:39 I hesitate to call it trolling or psychological torture because I'm not cruel to. him. It's more just spewing absurd nonsense until he's confused or until he laughs or more often responds with some dry comment. This has influenced my overall sense of humor which is probably why I find you all to be so funny. Being an older sibling is one of my favorite aspects of my life and I find it interesting how much has impacted both my sense of humor as well as my overall personality. Anyway, do you feel the same way? Thanks for the laughs. Is that an older sibling thing or is that just being like a troll.
Starting point is 01:17:17 A little rotten monster. Being like a rotter. Being like rotter from the new hit film. Just wanting like a reaction. Whether it, like the, as long as you get the reaction, it doesn't really matter what the reaction is.
Starting point is 01:17:31 That's the funny part. That like, yeah, you're validating me by even acknowledging the fucking stupid thing I've like just thrown out there. You know? But like how much, How much of your personality do you think is defined by like your position in the sibling?
Starting point is 01:17:51 Um, you know, like Malcolm in the middle, do you know what I mean? It's probably a fair amount. Like if there was a middle sibling, I'm sure that changes things. Yeah. Right? You're like, you're like parents treat you differently. Yeah. This kind of thing.
Starting point is 01:18:07 Um, or maybe like certain expectations or burdens are different depending on where you are. Um, I've never really thought about it though as far as like sense of humor. Yeah. Um, maybe it's like more an offshoot of like a weird dad's sense of humor. Yeah. Mine has, I feel like mine, his is even less logical than mine though, where it's like you. Oh yeah. You can probably predict something I might find funny where with him it's just like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:37 Like I'll say something I think is funny and there's no reaction. And I'll just say the least funny thing I've ever thought. Yeah. Never forget it. Yeah. What about you? Do you have any thoughts on that? Um, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:57 I, in terms of sense of humor, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like the fact we both find, like, venomized funny. And chipmunk-ozed. We like chipmunk. Yeah, we like alvanized. We like Vecna. Dobby. So, I feel like,
Starting point is 01:19:20 like we have similar senses of humor but I feel like you're more willing to go like wanker style with it does take it just too far yeah see I'll think that I've taken it too far and then I'll read a comment like that previous fucking one of that yeah yeah and it's like that's that's where the line is they've they've just dropped the bar you know It's like, it's so crazy that it's like you sat there and like plan this shit out. Yeah, he was cooking. Or she. Um, oh my God, bro, this is fucking on it.
Starting point is 01:20:13 We've done this to ourselves. We can't even complain. That's the thing, you know. Madder than eggs says, hello boys. Could you please rank all three chipmunks by Willy length and girth? I recently engaged in this stimulating exercise with some co-workers and the only thing we could all agree on is that Theodore Seville has a cheeky little chode but he definitely knows how to use it.
Starting point is 01:20:41 I eagerly await your opinion on this important matter, thank you. I think Theodore's got a hefty. No, he's got a chode for sure. Nah. That shit wide. Why did the red light just beam? It just sometimes comes on at 9.30 exactly. Is that actually 9.30?
Starting point is 01:21:02 Yeah. What the fuck? This ominous red light in the corner just turned on at exactly. Fucking 6 at 6 o'clock. I can't stop it. No, I think Theodore's got a hefty. I think Theodore and Simon specifically are like inverse of each other. Simon has like a really fucking long fucking bastard.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Do you think? Like a pencil? Yeah. Yeah. And long balls. Small balls but long. Yeah. What are we thinking for Alvin there?
Starting point is 01:21:45 Just the most like average, like just completely average. I was going to say that but I feel like he's... I can tell you his exact dick Really? Yeah And there's a clip of like an establishing shot of That cooking show Bake off
Starting point is 01:22:05 If you're curious Just search squirrel Bakeoff I've forgotten about that And that is what I don't know what What's looks like Why do that squirrel
Starting point is 01:22:21 have that. The editing exactly what they were doing about shit. Yeah. He's not there plus the goalies on that. I feel you hot about that shit, man. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Okay. I think Theodore's got hefty, though. No, why do you think that's so bad, Lou? I just feel like he's got fat. Um, oh, more choice has one for us. Genuine Yogs cast fan here. Cool. Hey, Jammingers.
Starting point is 01:22:52 I've been listening to the. podcast since late 2016 and I've loved every episode. I've watched the Yogs cast since 2012. And although like many fans, I've drifted away from their content over the years, I still tune in now and again. Hearing the Yogs cast get mentioned in the cast last week made me want to ask a genuine question. Do slash did you guys actually like the Yogs cast or is it all memes?
Starting point is 01:23:15 I wanted to ask this because I've always felt the Yogs cast has a special place in YouTube's history. They were the first big Minecraft channel and I arguably one of the factors that made Minecraft as big as it is. Big claim, but their views back in early YouTube were insane. The magic of the channel to me, though, is the friendship and humor you got through the screen. We've watched a few other gaming channels over the years, but none felt as genuine and as charming as the Yogs cast was. And to an extent still is. The channel has even raised over 20 million pounds for charity over the last decade through their Christmas charity stream,
Starting point is 01:23:46 which I'd recommend checking out. I definitely have nostalgia goggles on, but even looking at the Yogs cast through a critical lens I feel like they stood out as something special much love a big fan of both jar and the yogs a rare crossover yogs and yogs double yogs well thank you for all the kind comments but um joining the yogs cast yeah my um my answer is really boring well you watched it i never watched them yeah you did you watched i dig a hole and i don't i wasn't even into that. Like, I genuinely, like, I just wasn't. That was part of what was funny to me is that I also never watched it once. Yeah. And it's just like, let's just say that we are.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Yeah. Yeah. And it's like no shade, no disrespect. Um, and I think, yeah, I think the, the comments is right in saying they hold like a, a portion of YouTube history. Mm-hmm. For sure. Yeah. Like I knew of them. But I just never, yeah. Yeah. But that doesn't really answer the question of, um, which member of the Yogs cast would you like to see Albinize? Theodore.
Starting point is 01:25:04 I don't even know their name. I have a really old memory of like... Is Simon one of them? I think, yeah, I think Simon actually might be one of them. Shall I search up like Yogscast cast? Makes it quite awkward to search the word cast. Search Yorkech. Yogs cast members.
Starting point is 01:25:23 That might simplify. Yeah, on the Yogs cast wiki. Yeah, here we go. Gosh. Yeah, it's Lewis and Simon. There are so many members they might cover the whole Albin conundrum. They got Simon on Locke. Duncan, Sips.
Starting point is 01:25:46 How many of them are there? I thought it was just two guys. I thought that they like branched into like every possible like niche or something. Really? I don't know. Crypto scamming? That's true though. I don't remember any like drama associated with.
Starting point is 01:26:04 No. They've just been normal. Forever. I'm looking for Theo. I really have. Yeah. Not seeing it there. I mean having Simon is pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:26:15 You know. How do you feel about Philip DeFranco? He's my favorite. He's your favorite YouTuber. He's my favorite chipmunk. I've got all his merch. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Cool. Okay. We got two more then. Okay. Got this one from Dibble Dob. Thoughts on the new Elephant Graveyard video. It's a channel I only know of because of you boys, so cheers in a bit, lads. He would have ended up in your feed.
Starting point is 01:26:49 Yeah. Well, it's so popular. It's apparently like that's the end of these videos. The trilogy. I mean, in comedy assassin trilogy. What else can he say? I liked how that was part of the video where he like resented, like, feeling like he needed to make it at all. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Really funny, like, delivery. Yeah, incredibly. When I found the first elephant graveyard video, I mean, not the first, but like the first big one. Um, it was like striking gold. You know, digging in the minds of YouTube. He does a lot of really funny sound design stuff. Yeah, and I love the way he like interacts with the podcast as it's happening. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:37 It's just comedy gold. He's like taking bongwhips. Yeah. And when he's talking about his like shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think my favorite one of it is, like the funniest one is the like, the Joe Rogan stand-ups special, the comedy special one. Because that shit is just magic. I thought it was also in the latest one where he talks about Bert Kreishe, and he keeps talking about that fucking film, the machine.
Starting point is 01:28:15 I really wonder, like, just from a back-end thing of like, how. he made it like how is how does he know so much breadth of these fucking podcasts in order to get these clips yeah some like process or is he like watch that's a great point i'm so curious about like how we actually put it together is there like a team of people that are like sending him like parts or like i've gone on other elephant graveyard videos like some of the smaller videos and it's like a different person really like yeah because it's like it's like it's like it's like elusive like no one knows who they are or yeah yeah and he's always talking about like living out in the middle of nowhere and like yeah like on the lake recharge and he's like they i think it's known that they're
Starting point is 01:29:04 canadian right um but if if you want an actual breakdown of like the truth of the situation um there's no one better yeah because it's something we've been frustrated about for ages is like just the weird like Peter Tealification of Joe. Yeah, yeah. And like putting it in this kind of succinct like. Yeah. Beautifully edited way. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:31 And the way he uses like, he makes it kind of like, it gives it like a horror kind of tone. Yeah. Right? There's kind of like these scary like atmospheric sounds. Yeah. We're like repeat clips and make it just quite like.
Starting point is 01:29:47 Yeah. Unsettling. Unsettling. For sure. Yeah, he's, um... It's fucking funny, though. Yeah, that's the main thing. It's like...
Starting point is 01:29:58 It's one thing to, like, complain about the state of the comedy scene, the American comedy scene. I mean, the fucking British comedy scene as well. It's not as bad, I don't think. It's not as bad, but, like, people like Jimmy Carr can fucking actually... He's been on there, hasn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate that motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:30:17 I hate him. He... He's taught, he's, he's got the most shit spewing out of his mouth. No, he's a philosopher, doll. Yeah, because comedians are philosophers. I liked the, um, the Tom Segura. Yeah, I feel like that will really get under his skin. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:39 But that's what I, that's what I was leading to. It's, it's one thing to criticize the state of comedy. It's another to be like that fucking funny. And like brutal It's brutal but Like so true And so funny Yeah
Starting point is 01:30:58 That whole bit with that I can't remember what his name is But he's got that That Netflix show That like it looks like Pendleton boards Like Adventure Time animation style Yeah the wheezy guy
Starting point is 01:31:09 Yeah And like It was like something really sad about that Yeah And like just how fake they are And like the way you put it together To like really emphasise just like, oh man, this...
Starting point is 01:31:21 Yeah, Joe doesn't give a shit. Yeah, and it just makes you, like, think about it and question, like, what, like, what the fuck does this dude even stand? He's like... Yeah, yeah. He's become this, like, monster. Well, I think it's more like he's revealed the monster that was always inside. The beast within, if you will. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Or is it, this cut, it's part of the thesis of the video, though, isn't it? Like, the, the idea that... he's an insecure guy with daddy issues that wanted to be part of a secret club. Yeah, the walled garden. The walled garden. And then it's just created his own walled garden in response. Yeah, yeah. And he's been just like enveloped by, you know, these weird billionaire people.
Starting point is 01:32:09 Yeah, yeah. He's obsessed with being in an impenetrable space. Yeah. But also they're like intellectual thing as well. They're like Braintstein and his brother and fucking cringy It's so fucking cringy
Starting point is 01:32:25 Yeah That whole trilogy of videos And is the Seinfeld one in that trilogy I don't think it's in that trilogy And the one on the fat guy The fat Um Kill Tony guy
Starting point is 01:32:39 The fat kill Tony guy Yeah Have you not seen that one I think I've seen all the main ones You gotta watch the Fat Kiltoni guy I don't know who the fat Kiltoni guy is
Starting point is 01:32:50 Because the Kiltoni part is really funny As well Yeah yeah His stand up Yeah but this This fat guy He went on like the Matan podcast Yeah I know that one
Starting point is 01:33:01 But Maybe I haven't seen this one You should Yeah Okay That's good Yeah It's really good
Starting point is 01:33:11 Yeah No it's It's It's rare for like a video like that to pop off nowadays. Yeah. So it feels like extra kind of special. To have something like that well made and that.
Starting point is 01:33:26 It's very special. Yeah, I'd love to peer behind the curtain on that one. Okay. Let's end this one then with this one from You Serve Nudor. Which Star Wars Planet would you like to live on for a week? Eatapur. My guess is, that's funny said it. My guess is Alex will choose a green world like Keshirev'u.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Sheik or Dagaba, Jamie will choose Geonosis or Utapal so he can run around the catacombs slash cave cities pretending to be a rat. James?
Starting point is 01:33:57 Maybe the lower levels of Corrason or some outer rim world like Narshad are. Yeah, James would be flying around Corrason in like a car souped up thing.
Starting point is 01:34:08 Oh no, he'd be on Tatumine fucking pod racing. Well, pod racing doesn't have to be on Tatouin. It's actually... Yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right. But he'd be Ben Quadranaros.
Starting point is 01:34:19 Um, wait. Some outer rim world like Narshadar because he's getting outerrimed in the outer rim by Drake, according to Alex and one Jarkast episode. That is actually based on semi-truths. Outer rim. Outer rim. That's an awesome fucking statement. Um, yeah, Uttapau I jump to because I do like the sunken fucking holes.
Starting point is 01:34:46 and they got like dinosaurs there too on Utapal yeah where they're like they're like flying around aren't they I don't know yeah isn't that where they're like lizard is that like Obi-1 like rides
Starting point is 01:35:01 oh yeah yeah and they've got like birds and shit like flying around yeah it's like dinosaur oh I didn't know if that had been like imported if it was like an import it's like a Japanese import I mean what made the holes I don't know the
Starting point is 01:35:16 Did you know? Fun fact. Did you know? Did you know? In Star Wars? Um, you know the guy who's like... The Trade Federation turned up here, Obi-1? Just act like there's nothing and then go.
Starting point is 01:35:34 Oh, I know what you're going to say. He's in my max. Chirocopter. Yeah. Have I told you that before? I actually knew that. That's one of those, like, facts. Really?
Starting point is 01:35:44 Yeah. No, I sincerely knew that. Oh. Um, really wanted to tell you that. I think we go through it again and you pretend that you didn't. I think I would do Kashik. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:56 This, this fucking guy knows us. Like, who are you? Yeah. This is scary. Um, I definitely wouldn't go Gianosis, though. I hate that place. The bugs. Yeah, I hate Ginoises.
Starting point is 01:36:09 They're like termites. Blah-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-d. That would be fun if I got to go. I do, like, I'd do a day. trip there but I wouldn't stay for a week. Um, Uta Pal. I've got to preface it's cash week post the war though. You know what they're Cloud City?
Starting point is 01:36:29 Oh yeah. I feel like they got some like clubs that are busing. There is an undercurrent there. Hmm. Yeah, true. And I don't like those little fucking, what they called, ugnaughts. I fucking hate. Do the robot with Lobo. Can you imagine hanging out with Lobo? Can you imagine hanging out with Lobon? Yeah, you know he goes out.
Starting point is 01:36:50 Yeah. He knows how to party that freak. Yeah. No, I'd, yeah. I'd kick it with Lobar any day of the week. Uh, I feel like there's more planets. Dagabar I'm not interested in. No, why would you want to go there?
Starting point is 01:37:06 Yeah. Why did Yoda even want to go there, freak? Well, no, Yoda makes sense because he's like on the run. He's hiding out. Just doing a quick Google. What, of Star Wars planets? Yeah. Bro.
Starting point is 01:37:22 Bro, there are so fucking many. That's pathetic. Dathema. No, fuck Dathema. Oh, Camino. Yeah, I was thinking Camino. No, Nabu. Yeah, Nabu's too obvious, though.
Starting point is 01:37:36 I feel like you could just go to France. Or like Italy. Yeah. And get the same shit. Then again, going and hanging out with Gungans. Yeah, you've got options is the cool thing. Yeah, but that's the case with all the planets. No.
Starting point is 01:37:52 What are the options on Hoth? You know what I mean? Historical. History. Yeah, because Endor is just what the whole planet is just fucking California. Yeah. That's my hell. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Honestly, I can't think of one better than it's about. Oh, actually, as long as the empire, aren't there, Skariff from Rogue One. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Well, like beach. Yeah. Beach vibes. I mean, like, that's on Earth.
Starting point is 01:38:31 I guess they're all on Earth. They're just like countries turned into planets. Yeah. Not even countries, just like a region of a country turned into a planet. Entire planet. Yeah. Yeah, so... I'm going to stick with Utapelle.
Starting point is 01:38:48 Yeah, I'm going to stick with fucking... fucking Alderon Yeah fucking Ex-Gol Fucking Fulteron Yeah It doesn't exist anymore, dude Yeah
Starting point is 01:38:59 Pre-destruction phase You got wiped out Pre-destruction phase Alderon Got wiped out Not Tattoine though Yeah Fuck that place
Starting point is 01:39:10 Endor I really said Endor Yeah Ars lick Ars lick Gambling Planet from gambler. Do you remember gambling planet? Oh, fuck, yeah, I'd go there.
Starting point is 01:39:25 Gambles and shit. That's just Las Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. I'd sooner go to Las Vegas than gamble planet. No, gamble planet would be fun because there'd be dibbies fucking everywhere. I suppose Vegas is full of dibby. Yeah, there's loads of them.
Starting point is 01:39:38 It might as well have been in fucking Star Wars. It felt like Star Wars. It too, sir. Yeah. Mizo, mezzo. Yeah, man. Well, you know what they say back on planet Olderon? Should we say bye to Alvin?
Starting point is 01:39:58 Oh, shit. I'm trying to hold off ending the F6, I don't want to say goodbye. Yeah. I'm more Star Wars planets. I'm Alvin Nasson. Would you like it if Alvin was like a... Like a Star Wars species.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Like it's revealed. A chipmunk. No, like a talking chipmunk. A singing chipmunk. They wage war via song. It's like a X Factor planet where it's just chipmunks that do that all day long.
Starting point is 01:40:34 Kind of like Rick and Morty Show Me What You Got type. Yeah, like show me what you got type but they're chipmots. Show me what you got style. Yeah. Yeah. I have to say I love adding style.
Starting point is 01:40:48 things now. I like saying profuse. Profuse. What does that mean? You don't know what profuse means? No. See, I'm someone who I'm never ashamed to ask when I don't know something.
Starting point is 01:41:07 That's good. Well, yeah, because then I know. That's, I would say that's a skill of sorts. I'd say it's, uh, it requires a certain amount of humility. Yeah, that's kind of. Kind of like Pontypool. Yeah. Do you want to talk about the Deadpool game?
Starting point is 01:41:23 Alvinized Deadpool. Alvin in a deadpool? Oh, Alvin's been shrunk down and he's trapped on Deadpool's eyelash. We've got to go in. We need to go inside. We need to micronize. Hatman shrinks down with the Alvins. Melvins and goes, look at no. Atomic style.
Starting point is 01:41:53 Deadpool, stay still. We got to get on that eyelash. What is there? Some kind of Rick and Morty episode, guys? And then Brick's like, this is like some sort of Futurama style. Bender eyes. Zoidberg-Eyesed. Zoidberg month, bender month. Vendermeyer-Mund. I can't, man, I can't, I can't stop.
Starting point is 01:42:31 It's like a strange addiction. Venomized Billy Eilish. Billy Elish month? After Ed Shearing month? Venomized boy George. If you bumped into boy George, would you even know he's George? He'd be like, can I get a rather fucking autograph? No.
Starting point is 01:43:09 No. He says. How do you convince him? I'll let you handcuff me to read it. Yeah. I've heard he's rebranded as George Boy. Hmm. Smart.
Starting point is 01:43:34 Avoid the feds. avoid the MI6 Venomized MISX Venomized James Bond Venomized M.I.6 00-O. Venom Alvinized CIA.
Starting point is 01:43:53 Venomized M.K. Ultra. We're just saying shit now. Yeah, Venomized Jeffrey Dahmer. That's gonna be on Netflix. Ed Gein is venomized in the next season of real fucking murder. I can see them
Starting point is 01:44:13 doing that. Like it's the new reveal the new creature. It's like venom. Yeah, yeah. Did you ever watch that show Happy? I watched some of it, yeah. It was actually all right. Yeah, it was so. The venomized Happy would be a kind of cringy.
Starting point is 01:44:30 Yeah. Well, no, I was thinking more like, what if they did Ed Gein? But instead of like with Happy, he's got Alvin. Kill him! Have sex with the Not funny Those heinous fucking Vennemized necrophilia
Starting point is 01:44:53 That was it That can't be the last thing said on Alvin month Alvanized necrophilia Yeah You know Theodore's fucking going at in B-in style I guess that's it I can't take it anymore Simon Dahmer
Starting point is 01:45:28 Alvin Bundy I don't think there are any other combinations of things Theodore Wayne Gacy There are no more combinations We've done them all I think every single combination has been combined All the good ones at least
Starting point is 01:45:58 Yeah Well, join us next week for when we venomise Ed Shearing. The barrel is empty, man. Yeah. We're scraping the bottom. Venomized fucking shotgun barrel that I'm pointing at my own head. That's not the only way to end fucking Alvin, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:28 When I go, Elvin, Ed Gein me. Who was even saying that? That Alvin's screamer. That's this serial killer, like, uh, name. The oven screamer. Hard to track. Yeah. Sus, uh, uh, uh, witnesses say they only heard.
Starting point is 01:46:59 Oh no, I just thought what. Okay. Alvinized and venomized sausage party. Oh shit. Yeah, let's do fucking, um, let's do James Franco month. can we at least do Dave Franco? No.
Starting point is 01:47:21 He's not enough of a problem. Yeah, like James is back. It's fucking James Franco. Yeah. He talks about his fucking blood meridian, fucking alvanized blood meridian. You know, James Franco's interacted with Vannam in Spider-Man 3. It's all fucking linked in the end.
Starting point is 01:47:45 Yeah, yeah. James Franco threw down his life to get Venom done and Spider-Man threw it James Franco iced Oh fuck bro right is that it I mean we don't here You want to let it go
Starting point is 01:48:06 It depends if you want to bring up Arkham City Don't I can't talk about Elkham City Alvanized Arkham City Oh, I just thought of another one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:48:26 Alvinized that really tasteless dead island special edition. Ooh. Alvin with tits. That's the chip hurts. No, but it's Alvin with Tits. Which of venomized Alvin is getting the best head. Femboy Alvin. We've already got that.
Starting point is 01:48:48 I mean, I do. Okay, done. Finished. What about nemesisized from Resident Evil 3? Venomized nemesis, nemesis, nemesis-ized. Venomized Leon Kennedy. That's probably a mod on the same fucking workshop. Oh, no, I just thought of another one.
Starting point is 01:49:12 Yeah. Fucking hell. Alvinized, um, Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, yeah. Vancom! Venomized Disneyland, with the rides being ridden by Alvinized people. Alvin on the Spider-Man. That was it.
Starting point is 01:49:44 Alvinized Spider-Man. Alvin on the Spider-Man. Look, Alvin, you've got a good voice, but we got other things to do. Hey, I know you're a good singer and stuff, Alvin, but... With great power. That would be a good side quest, Mollison. good cyclist mod at least I'm thinking Tom Holland
Starting point is 01:50:17 meets him who Alvin in what like as an as hit Tom Holland the actor no no as Spider-Man in like the next one oh my god that's the most obvious one
Starting point is 01:50:33 yeah you know the sirens but the fucking shit mark singing it's so beautiful The balls are back in town I'm singing fucking ditty Oh my god
Starting point is 01:50:55 I really thought there were Only so many combinations But in the end it turns out It's somewhat infinite Halo Infinite Venomized I'm not Really fucking Gringy brutes from Halo Infinite
Starting point is 01:51:14 Albinite Albinite plans change plans change plans change plans change plans change they always do
Starting point is 01:51:31 don't they let me try plans change plans change can I do it as Venomize. Yeah, yeah, please.
Starting point is 01:51:54 How's he speaking? Plans change. Plans change. They always do. Don't they all of it. Yeah. Ah. Ah.
Starting point is 01:52:12 That would be better than what the actual case. Yeah. If they did that, that would be like, fuck. They've actually tried something. At least they're saying something with that. Don't they have it? Get me a weapon. Alvin.
Starting point is 01:52:38 Give me a chipmunk. Uh. Get me a symbiote. I need a weapon, Alvin. hologram comes up and it's Theodore. Hmm. instead of Cortana Yeah
Starting point is 01:53:02 Yeah Don't make a chip I promise If they're not to I'm keeping And he looks at him And he goes Aww
Starting point is 01:53:18 Yeah Aw Fuck That pissed me off That's fucking Piss me off Oh my fucking God
Starting point is 01:53:32 bro I'm not ending it Until you do I can keep going Alvinize seal The singer Hmm You're too good at singing in that voice
Starting point is 01:53:48 It's fucking wrong It pisses me off No end Pff Can you do Venomized Adel? No, I mean Alvanized Adel Alvanized Adel
Starting point is 01:54:07 I'd actually have to know when Adel songs Yeah Hello Is it me you're looking for That's not Adele, is it? Yeah, it is. What? Really?
Starting point is 01:54:20 Yeah, she did hello. No, she didn't. Yes, she did. Ask the jars. Jarre. Chief eyes. Chief month. Every episode has been fucking chief month.
Starting point is 01:54:37 Yeah. Plan something. times change sometimes they do fuck fucking Gaila Winfin out I was wrong about that shit man that's way too sweet on that game everyone was apart from me
Starting point is 01:54:55 I was keeping it real you were keeping it real you were a pussy when it came to destiny though Venomized ghost those results came from the moon that's not venom Men alvanized Alvanized ghosts
Starting point is 01:55:13 Yeah, yeah Yes, yes Yes, yes Alvanized Crota Alvanized Freddie Mercury Alvanized Prince This is what the movies are Yeah
Starting point is 01:55:46 No wonder they're so cute and funny Well there are people That pay millions of dollars To sit in a border and be like What should we alvanize next? Yeah What about Ed Shearing? Yes, that'll really be good.
Starting point is 01:56:04 What about we Alvanized Diddy? Diddy's forced us to make sure we reference him. At least twice. Diddy's threatened us. We have no choice. He's too powerful. He's like the fucking emperor. He was.
Starting point is 01:56:26 And then Luke took him down. I won't do it. I won't diddy for example. Yeah, we're not doing fucking ditty eyes I won't be dittyized I got one more I got one more
Starting point is 01:56:49 Alvanized Shadow Fax Ooh I like Venomized Shadow Facts That's basically Venom 3 Shadow Venom That like beautiful music and slow mo Yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:57:04 Venomized Tom Hardy Horse Yeah Venomized Alvinized Yeah, there you go That's how you combine them all Yeah, yeah Alvinized Gandalf
Starting point is 01:57:20 Uh huh? Have they done Alvin pop vinyls? Yeah Have they done Alvin pop vinyl Don't even fucking ask, man Alvin and the chipmunks recording artist Pop vinyl
Starting point is 01:57:40 No, they haven't done that yet. I guess Sam there hasn't been a new movie while they've been on the scene Right, is this actually it? Hello, bannot-na! Oh my god Okay, is it fucking finally out the system? It's done.

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