JAR Media Posdact - Wipe the Chipmunk(th) Clean.
Episode Date: September 21, 2026https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:51 Housekeeping 35:37 Venomized Planet 38:00 Grids.fun About Me: Video Games 1:01:17 Mid Break 1:02:39 Question: Wolverine Game Reactions 1:1...2:21 Absolute Chipmunks 1:13:48 The Chipmonkth LINE 1:15:26 Snyder Wants to Direct Rick and Morty 1:16:17 Older Sibling Humour 1:20:08 Chip Winky 1:22:46 Honest thoughts on the Yogscast 1:26:38 New Elephant Graveyard Video 1:33:33 Star Wars Planet You Would Live On 1:39:52 Saying Goodbye to Chipmonkth #BroCastS7E37
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I'm the Joker with my wee willie winky hat on.
Get your wee willie joker hat off, Joker.
Just Arkham City, Dark Souls and Red Dead.
That in a year?
You can put Skyrim in there.
No, fuck Skyrim.
No, that's cringe.
It's not cringe.
That's a shit fucking game.
No.
I wet my little fucking tidy.
wide is when fucking Skyrim
gets in my brain.
I fucking start pissing.
I can't, I can't not.
No, that's cringe. It sucks,
but it's really good. Yeah, I might
buy it. Again.
Fall Up Falls back than Skyrim.
Don't fucking fuck
with me today, not today.
Not while I'm wearing this itchy fucking
poncho.
I think I'm allergic to whatever. This is a
scratchy? I think I might be
slightly allergic to the new um sauce that I'm using you know like the laundry sauce oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah I think I'm allergic to the new laundry sauce because I've been like itchy all day and then I get
paranoid because like bed bugs you should probably stop putting chili sauce in your washing machine
well it kills bedbugs so it's kind of makes your clothes it's like it yummy yeah is a catch
33 that's why I'm always sucking on my jacket sleeves catch 33 did you say yeah catch 33
why because they were 33 bed bugs
yeah they always come in 33s
oh like hunters from halo
always a pair
joker
your halo knowledge is cringe
um
so like this is a big deal
it's the end of Alvin month
we've been trying to hold our tongue
you know
because we've kind of just been playing with it
expectations a little bit because everyone was expecting October to be the month month
Mm-hmm but they were just or they were thrown in the D-pen and before they even know it's over
Yeah, you know? Yeah, and we've got a we've got a I do we have to do the like P thing where it's like that's enough like
Like like it's finished you know what you showed me a comment earlier? Um
A yes um, hey like yeah. Oh
Yeah, it's going to be a different kind of Alvin scream where it's going to be like more Alvin.
Ooh.
You know, because he's going.
But you can't say his name.
Right?
A.
Yeah, just A, a month or a.
Redacted.
Yeah, redacted is fine, screaming it like that.
That's okay.
Yeah.
You need the syllables.
But yeah, I've kind of internalized that.
Which comment?
That comment you showed me earlier of the guy that was like,
they're just doing the same thing.
And then I'm like, maybe we are because it just turned into like venomizing them.
Well, that's where I was going to take it next.
So, okay, we're going to have to put a pin in Alvin forever.
Yeah, but venom's never.
So venom's still on the table.
Yeah, venom's just permanent.
So we can venomize shit forever.
Like, that's cool.
Yeah.
So whatever the next, like.
Well, doesn't even have to be next.
like no there is going to be another like character or creature really we is it the case no the the
the caveat being if there and i was actually thinking about this in the shower like getting excited
like the idea of like there's a really cringe new men and black film coming out and it's like
there's a they they tease pee in it and such he's like just in the background or something
in a background frame then we're allowed to go
all in, you know, like...
For a year.
For as long as we want.
Yeah.
It's not redacted anymore.
It's not just P.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're allowed to...
Release the P files.
Yeah.
Like...
Even if it is like a one line, like, cameo just to pay homage, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Type thing.
And the same is true if, and when we get to see the new Alvin.
That's allowed.
And that's allowed to be talked about.
Is that a thing that's coming?
Yeah, well, I showed you the new...
knew they've teased him.
That's right.
That's kind of the start is.
He's kind of cool.
Yeah,
he's kind of like a playboy nowadays.
Yeah.
You know,
he's a looks maxer.
Yeah.
He does streams with clavicular.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
He does bone smashing.
Alvin smashing.
Yeah.
He goes to clubs in Florida
and plays Kanye racist.
Yeah,
yeah.
Songs.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Ha,
ha.
Um,
um,
um,
so,
yeah,
that,
there is something bittersweet about it, you know, having to say goodbye to Alveen and the cheap mean.
Yeah.
But, you know what, because you mentioned Venom's not going anywhere, I feel like I'll be honest.
You got that?
I love Venom.
Oh, we're going to be talking about Venom shortly.
Awesome.
But I guess, um, before that, I've got to say a good afternoon.
Venom!
Venom!
Stopped releasing really catchy pop songs, Venom.
imagine him like he becomes the record player and he's like playing himself oh shit yeah
venomized yeah yeah he's not yeah well yeah good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and gents
working to broadcast season seven episode 37 I'm your host we Willy Winky joined by Alvin
from Alvin in the chipmunks he's got a new record on the scene feet um gosh you have everyone
on there you got sexy red you got Drake little pump you got Ed Sheard
Which everyone's kind of upset about, but you know.
I'm not in Yahoo.
Yeah, like, Alvin, what do you have to save yourself, brother?
Um, free Israel.
Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out.
I've gone way to argue with that, Alvin, boys.
Yeah, you have.
Yeah.
You have.
You fucked it up.
You fucked it.
You should have been venom.
Just do it as venom instead.
At free Israel.
Yeah, so let's shout out the Patreon over at the Jiam Media Patreon.
They make the show an audio version possible.
You get the raw and filtered MP3 ad free that you can put on your RSS feed host of choice.
You know, your Spotify's, your alvinized, chipmunky-eyed.
Chimmonautchirinized.
And shirinized.
Let's do you ad-chirin-month.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect time.
The time is ripe.
I see Israel.
Inside them.
I'm in love with the shape of ears.
Yeah, you get your patron names right out in the first or second week of each month.
So we get those in ready for whatever comes after September.
Oh, Octanodemba.
Oh, octanodemba.
But that also is not all you get, the Jaffter hours.
kind of supplementary weekly show we've been doing for a long time now 100 plus episodes
damn did an hour long conversation last time about death stranding that was a nice
combo a g-ad as we call that an hour yeah it was a full on hour it's crazy yeah yeah i know i say that like
every time but and if that's not to your style we just did a uh our first master debate actually
wow yeah um it was we did wind up because i i was scared of it kind of infecting every
episode until you got it off your chest to be honest.
Ah, that makes sense.
Asylum versus
Urban City Master
Debate.
That was
like 40 plus minutes or something.
There's other
variety content too.
We've read the entire
Sonic.exe
creepy bastard trilogy as well as
other creepy bastards on there. There's a whole
nonsense going on there.
Yeah, smart dog we did.
GTA6 conversation.
Paisley's Chance.
Yeah.
his chance is the big one of course everyone's favorite what about a will the farta oh yeah
i miss that guy there are so many on there yeah the supergirl lloyd cut a few fan cuts yeah do you remember
logan he's relevant now oh hell divers hell divers with logan yeah that was it yeah that's like
an old one now but that was a good one that was a funny fuck fucked up one that was a fucked one
it was disgusting actually yeah so go check that out and uh last but not least the jar media group
chat, it's a group chat where you can leave suggestions through housekeeping or for the question
segment at the end.
I always always love it when that bit's over.
Then I can just relax with Theodore and he can lick my balls.
And climb inside.
Your balls are so wrong, master.
I know, Theo.
I fucking hate it out of a month now.
It's funny you say that because...
Or ain't going anyway.
He can stay.
It's only Alvin he's going.
Oh my God, that's such a good idea.
We transition into Simon.
That's at least three months worth of.
Yeah, plus the chicks.
Yeah, you got all the chippets and you could do the screamer.
Guy month.
Yeah.
And the guy from Halo 2.
Yeah, they go from Halo 2.
And the rest of the development.
You know, yeah.
Who is he?
He's funny as fuck.
David Cross, is that his name?
Is it?
He's incredible in Arrested Development.
I just blew myself, yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of like this chipmunk bullshit,
like it is reaching critical mass in a
kind of like a venom sort of way
where it's spreading like an infection
and it is kind of reminiscent of another jar
you're actually the Madagascar one.
where like every
every question became about like
Madagetka, which Madagascar characters would be this
and it like infected the question thread
in the comments to a degree where it's like, well now
now I don't know like what to even talk about
because like everything is just the remix of the exact same.
That's actually like the inception of
inception,
Christopher Nolan little reference there everyone
but the inception of like crossover obsession
because it was like
if
the Madagascar characters
were fantastic four characters
who would be who
is that the first one though?
Because I feel like we keep thinking
like oh yeah this thing was it
before and then you remember one
from earlier
like there might be something even
what did you love before Madagascar
ooh that's a deep deep
not the country the movie
philosophical question
is Madagascar a country or like a province
like an island right
Yeah, but is it like classed as a part of like...
Apparently they have an issue with the movies as well.
France?
Really?
Yeah, they don't like it.
Is it because of Sasha Baron Cohen being racist as usual?
I think they're just like, sick of that fucking song if I had to guess.
Yeah, there's somebody playing it on the island at all time.
They're like, fuck.
Yeah.
So, yeah, let's get into housekeeping then.
We round off some of these conversations, which are, I guess, all chipmunk related, which is, you know, it's chipmunk.
It's chip month, so it's a lot.
Before that, can we just get you doing a rendition of Ed Sheeran as a chipmunks singing, I like to move it, move it.
Thank you.
Does that kind of what you're looking for?
Yeah, that was exactly. Perfect. Carry on.
Cool.
As you were.
How's this I say?
What the fuck is happening?
Hoodied, can start us off here.
Do you guys ever notice how every time Doctor Who is mentioned, like clockwork,
Alex will bring up the smitheen, and then Jim will be like,
Jim will be like, no, you remember that Loki scary episode with the gas mask children, though.
There's a few of this.
Well, no, the thing is, like, that episode really frightened me when I was a boy.
Yeah, like, I couldn't sleep.
Yeah.
I remember staying at our grandmamas, and we must have watched it there or something, and we had, like, a scary,
attic to climb into full of like spiders.
Yeah, that's where we would sleep in the attic.
Like Harry Potter.
Yeah.
And it was all like dusty.
And do you remember that one winter where like we were looking through the Argos catalog
and then like a giant fucking hornet just to be it out of nowhere?
I was thinking about and I bet this is also one of those things like the Slidine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like where it's like a recurring kind of meme motif, a meme.
A meme in terms of, um,
the Alfred Hitchcock
who coined the term meme.
I was thinking about that
because it was like
when we were at our
grannies like
for Christmas
like sleeping in the attic
and like
we didn't have like
smartphones or
Steam decks
Steam decks or any of it
so like our entertainment
was coming up with plans
using the Argos catalog
like
which Lego set
yeah if we had this Lego set
then we could like
I remember talking with you
about like
what if we found like
100 pounds
what will we get
yeah
I remember it was like
right you get the airport and I'll get the
Star Destroy and then we can imagine like the Star Destroyer coming into the airport
yeah
this kind of thing where I guess now you got cocoa melon
or um just like
I don't know what they do
Roblox VR porn
Yeah
KFC
KFC
KFC VR
KFC
Like
Promotional pages getting political
You know
Yeah
Getting altruest it
And yeah
As we were just saying
Falling for Heavy
Says
I never thought we'd be back
To the witch
Of the Madagascar
Characters
Of the members of the cast
Type conversations
But I'm glad we are finally
Sorry
I'm glad we are honestly
Feels like home
God I read that so weirdly
I'm glad we are finally
Where did that even come
Um
P
out of you and me who's Steve and who's the herobrine
I feel like I want to be the herobrine
but I think you are
really? Yeah
why do you think I'm the herobrine
is it because I don't have like pupils
yeah you don't have pupils
you're scary
you're in the source code hidden
waiting to strike you know
yeah
and you just can't be removed
hmm
they keep trying to patch me out
yeah and I'm just boring old Jack Black
funny fat
La la la la la la la la
It is a good movie
Andy CIC says the Alvinark has been fucking crazy
Yeah man
I mean more to the conversation man
Once we got to the like the Diddy references
So that we're
Yeah
And that whole
them on being
the terror
watch list
and that's the in island
no but that
that that's
that thumbnail is actually
a frame
from one of the films
really
yeah
they're really
fucking weird films
I remember starting
one of them
um
like at school
they put it on
for the class
um
like it towards the end
of year six
was that child abuse
um
yeah
and I remember
like
because there's a lot of stuff I liked when I was a kid and I looked back and I was like
yeah I used to be kind of dumb and like I just accept shit for what it was
but even back then I was like this shit wanks
this is wank this is a wank film
I feel like it's not funny
it's not it's not smart
and it all it is is a bit cute
it feels like a property for no one
that no one actually likes it.
Yeah.
You know?
But I remember some people being real into it.
So, like...
Really?
Yeah, because, like, there were some pop songs.
Right, yeah.
That is kind of badass.
Yeah.
You know, so when we were kids, um...
Our, our mum...
So, our father has a very strange sense of humour.
Oh, yeah.
And laughs at, like, strange parts of, like, comedies.
But he'll...
His laugh is very...
verbose
um
whereas mom
our mother
like will watch a comedy
find it funny but not laugh at all
yeah she just looks stern the whole time
just like absorbs it
yeah and
that was normal to me
and I've kind of inherited that
you know unless I'm watching the Simpsons
then I'm belly laughing
you know but um
so then it actually became
a thing where in the cinema or when we're watching a movie at school, it would piss me off
when people laughed.
During like a comedy, it would be like a joke for kids and I'd be like, shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to watch.
I'm trying to absorb right now.
I'm trying to pay attention to Alvin right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to pay attention to a Diddy speech.
Because I specific, it's a core memory.
Yeah, I probably heard that Diddy shit as a kid.
but the i remember specifically this is a core memory and um what was it it was a the theodore
a theodore bit where he does like a cute like i know the exact moment you know like he does the
blink in like and um a few kids went audibly oh yeah because he's fucking and i remember feeling like
Shut the fuck up.
Shut.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
What are you doing?
You're like,
these guys are dumb asses.
I like real shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Somebody put on the fucking Iron Giant.
Now that is a film.
Like, genuinely, though.
I'd be like,
why aren't me watching the Bionicle movie so I can up my script?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm still cooking up.
The copy of the script.
Somebody put on the bionical movie so I can continue copying the script word for word.
That is crazy that you did that.
That was dedication is what it was.
You know, like kids just do things and you just feel like you're achieving something big.
Like no one had ever written it down before.
like
I was
creating like a religion
like these are like
sacred texts
yeah they're gonna find
it after the AI
wars
who was
Takura
yeah
yeah that's awesome
fuck
fuck me
um
well this one
no what were you gonna say
please
no please
I never did shit
that fucking
I never did
anything
like that fucking guy
I don't know
what
um
badass
I guess I was never that
dedicated to anything
like even into sick form and shit
well the enigma
says what's funny about the Australian
chase we did a CBT of the
various versions of the chase around the world's
chaser names
changing the dark destroyer's name to just the destroyer
presumably for woke reasons
is that they have an even more offensive chase a name.
The Tiger Mum, who Alex didn't mention, is an Asian woman
who has a generic oriental theme music when she enters.
And I swear at one point even played the gong noise.
Proof that Australians are more racist towards Asian people than black people, I guess.
I hate my own country.
There were a few comments saying like, well, actually the Tiger Mum is Asian.
As if I knew that.
Yeah, I was going to go and research all the chasers.
Sometimes I don't know what to do, Theodore.
The thing is, what if it's her, like, she has creative control over her music?
Yeah, what if she likes that? Yeah, what if she chose that?
Exactly.
Then you're going to change your tune.
Then you're going to change your tune.
Hey, come on, Theodore.
Theodore's stuck in the bush.
Elvin!
Huns Murph says, uh, Venomized.
Harry Hill
versus carnageized
Joe Pascuali.
Oh, fuck.
Harry Hill
fucking takes that
any day of the week.
Oh yeah,
he'd eviscerate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Harry Hill wouldn't even
need the sim by it.
So imagine him with it.
Oh,
and Charlie Bordman says
you can't paint
the Mona Lisa twice.
Sorry,
can we go back to the previous one?
You sounded like
you're about to do
that Looney Tunes character,
you know,
that starts with the laugh.
That fucking duck.
No, I've, I'm about to cook.
I feel like the time's past and it's not going to be that funny.
No, go, combine some pop culture icons for me.
Okay, no, it's, um, Harry Hill is Venom, what he says before, like, the CG battle.
Like, before Venom goes, like, over his head type thing.
Yeah, okay, no, I'll do, like, a whole performance.
I don't know what Harry Hill sounds like, but, like, I'll use my normal voice for Harry Hill and then change to Venom for...
Haight!
Yeah.
Well, so, um...
Harry Hill says
So, who wins
you or me?
There's only one way to find out.
Fight!
You know?
Yeah.
Which makes me think, actually,
Joe Pascuali is kind of
the first alvanized human being.
Fuck, yeah, he is.
He's like biologically alvanized.
You just sounds like Alvin's normal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He sounds more like Simon.
Yeah.
Yeah, he looks like Simon as a human.
He looks like Simon.
And he's not that expensive to get for your birthday.
Yeah, let's get him on the cast.
Yeah, let's get him on the birthday.
We just missed him for Alvin Month.
We just missed him for Alvin Month.
Did you see anything about the, uh, can't paint a Mona Lisa twice guys?
Disagree, agree.
We really Winky disagrees.
What are you talking about?
It's the hat.
Really, really winky, can't you see
What are you saying?
I'm totally lost.
It's the character.
You really winky.
No, yeah, but what are you talking about the Mona Lisa?
We're saying you can't paint the Mona Lisa twice, guys,
saying that you can't do P twice.
Even though that's what we've done.
Well, no, that's why we've done the Mona Lisa too.
Yeah.
It's like a sequel.
It's like a squeakal.
Yeah.
Alvanized Mona Lisa.
Well, speaking of Venom, a gaming entity says Venom is the most sonic character of all time.
Genuinely shocked, it's not from that franchise.
Can perfectly picture the black suit slash dark Sonic arc,
and then the follow-up Venomized Sonic arc in a game or conic in my head, too.
He's kind of right.
Yeah, that is kind of true.
Fuck.
Look, this is going to be what is Spider-Man hot.
Venom, I hate Venom.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
I-
Venom is shit
I maintain hope
Why?
Because he has to be able
To be done right
Why?
All of the evidence points in the other direction
All the Venom shit sucks
No because Spider-Man being
Like
The black suit arc is cool
That's a cool idea
They literally just did it
In the latest movie without Venom
Yeah
And it was cooler
It was less cringy
Oh yes
Now let's go
It doesn't have to be like that.
Okay.
I think the cringe thing is, is like, it's like when you take the Joker away from Batman.
It's like the fact that Venom has his own, like, comics and stuff where he's venomizing planets or something.
We'll get into that in a minute.
Okay.
Venom was shit in Spider-Man 3?
Yeah.
Venom was shit in the Venom movies.
Venom was shit in Spider-Man 2, the game.
Venom just fucking sucked for it
I wouldn't say
Venom was shit in the game
I'd say
It was underdeveloped
It was underdeveloped
But I think
Everything was in that game
Yeah but I think
Maybe if they'd have put
Less time into making Mary Jane
As epic as
Why has the Venom shit
Stuck where everything else
Dies?
Venomising shit is
Cringy as fuck
And
The whole Venomized thing
It's stuck like Dobby
like P
like fucking
Alvin and the chipmunks
like Sonic
like Vecna
he is on that level
and that's my
fucking
car Bosch
no
because
here's why it's
different
like you do
cringy joker shit
right
I'm putting the car
Bosch
on Venom
what
the fuck you're talking about
I know it's Khybos
what is
what
what you're saying
Um
you do like
Cringy Joker stuff
But like
The Joker can be shit
And has been shit
It's like saying
Jared Leto
So
Joker trash
You know
It's not the same
No because the joke has been done right more
I think Venom's probably harder
To get right
So there's one comic from 1856
That did it right once
What about the cartoon
The original
No. No, it like wrote that story.
Because you know the original fucking comic?
What cartoon?
The like classic fucking Spider-Man.
Wait, what car?
Did you say comic or cartoon?
Cartoon.
The like original Spider-Man cartoon.
With the crossover with Alvin.
There may have been a crossover with Alvin, but that's not relevant at the moment.
The one with the intro that's like,
Radio, Re, Zero, Smire, Man.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, that is badass. I'll give you that.
Yeah, and that invented, like, the, the actual Spider-Man Venom arc thing.
I'm, look, I'll put my hands up and say, I'm quite particular about some kind of 90s thing.
Some of the 90s, early 2000 shit can piss me off.
And Venom is very much a product of that era.
Okay.
No, I saw, in the Spider-Man 2 video game, I saw glimpses of like, oh, I see how this could work.
Yeah, but I'm sick of it just being.
potential. It's like at a certain point it's like
Venomize my fucking asshole.
You fucking wish, dude. You wish venomized.
That's part of like,
I think that's why people like him so much. They want to fuck him.
Or get fucked by him.
We all saw Venom.
Oh, everyone saw Venom.
We all saw Venom. I don't know what year it came out.
Tom Hardy Venom.
I don't know.
He wanted to fuck Venom.
Yeah, he did fuck Venom.
He did fuck Venom, yeah.
Whatever.
Maybe that's my hot take for the day, but fuck me.
I'm sick of it, guys.
No, I get you, I get you.
And you're right.
It's like, fool me once, fuck me.
Fool me once, fuck venom.
Yes, thank you.
Until we get venomized Thanos, then maybe I'll be on your page, you know?
Yeah.
Or what if?
No, okay.
You've cracked it.
I've cracked it.
I think I said this like two episodes ago.
Maybe even last episode.
But at the end of Doom's Day,
yeah.
Like, all the characters get killed by Doom or whatever.
Yeah.
Right.
In a badass way.
In a badass way.
Spider-Man, like, turns up halfway through, nobody's expecting it.
He gets Venom suit.
He loses Venom suit.
Right?
Venom suit falls on the floor on earth,
and it's, like, on the grass, and starts crawling
to the left
goes down
you don't see it go down
but camera pans to the left
here lies Tony Stark
Venom goes down
Tony Stark
Tony Stark black Iron Man soup
out the can
and he pulls himself up
replicating the shot
Craven's last hunt
Spider-Man
as Iron Man
venomized
it's going to be
Tony Stark
Venomize versus
So Robert Downey Jr.
Venomized versus
Doomsday
Robert Downey Jr.
Every character is played
by Robert Downey.
Is he doing the
cringy like Scooby-Doo voice?
That's how hard.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought you were going to say
the camera pans
over to a chipmunk.
Well,
Retinas 2001 said
Alex calling the guy
from Alvin in the chipmunks
that Alfin's screamer.
That is what he is.
That's the only role he needs to play.
Yeah.
Nothing else matters.
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't need development.
He shouldn't have any other line.
He should be a static character.
Like, who wants the human to be talking in Alvin?
No one.
Not a single motherfucker.
Um, Twy said he, Alvin, is kind of the cringiest one, quoting me.
Ego Alex, most definitely not the Chad James.
That's why I said that.
I was trying to say I wanted to...
Bing, we're bringing
Grinchie back.
Wait, what?
You keep losing me.
You keep losing me.
What the fuck is going on?
What are you confused by?
All of it.
I'm bringing chipmogs back.
So as Vanem as he goes down to the Alving grave.
That's clever.
Asto Moore says,
I don't want chipmunk month to end.
Yeah, we all feel that
But the thing is you can't
The thing is you take a joke too far
And it just stops being funny
Well that's the delicate thing
Is that you take it
It's like an arc
You take it too far
It stops being funny
But you take it just far enough
Loops back round
To being the funniest shit
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah but it's all about
Finding that right P balance
Yeah
Like pH
Oh right
Well
Speaking of the other type of P
Android Squid says
Chip month
Did to P
month what campaign evolved
Did to Halo
Also you guys did the
Thanos gontlet joke on P month too
Ha
No I remember that and it was fucking funny then
It's fucking funny now
Oh we fucking suck
And these are my favourite
These are my favourite
These types of comments
Vichael Caryran says
Why is Alvin a part of this episode?
Question mark
What kind of question is that?
Imagine like it's the first episode you got on.
I mean, what episode would be the correct episode to start on?
Because it's not episode one.
It would be going on Patreon and watching the Lloyd cut.
And then doing a flashback and filling in the blanks.
Yeah.
I you know the answer is the normal episode I think
perhaps yes that should be the first episode yeah yeah
almost it's like a flowchart in the same way you get into like
km-gizd i was gonna say king gizzard and the lizard wizard
nobody knows what that is can you use mccu
like which ant-man film do you start with it's kind of like
venomized dobby helping out yeah theodore who's been lost and trying to get
back to simon yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Who is in an Iron Man kind of variant.
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about DC?
Last one for this.
J.S. Gallagher Zero says,
the scene where Harley Quinn is taped up is in Arkham Asylum, not in Arkham City.
What the fuck you're talking about?
I know because I rank to it at least twice a day.
I didn't fact check that.
I thought you could be my fact checker on that.
No, I'm 100% right.
It's in the steel mill.
after you return after the Mr. Freeze boss fight.
Okay.
Yes, I agree.
Because she's like...
Mr. Jay isn't here, Batman.
He's up in the fucking unit, son.
Oh, whoops, I wasn't supposed to say that.
Oh, that's why he taped me up to begin with, Batman.
And then you can put the tape back on her mouth.
It's not like a pervy thing.
It's like funny. It's like a funny bit.
It's more because she's just annoying.
Something I like about the Arkham games is like,
Harley Quinn is pretty shit.
Like she sucks.
Every time she like tries to fight Batman,
he's just like,
you know?
Why do they always turn?
Like,
I like Suicide Squad James Gunn.
But like, why is she there?
Because she's badass.
What the fuck can she do?
I mean, her,
her scene is badass to be fair.
Yeah, exactly.
When she's shooting with the two M16s and she's getting all the flowers.
No, I've, I've, take everything back.
I just said that shit's fucking awesome.
Well, speaking of fucking awesome, you kind of went out of it a little bit earlier.
I kept seeing, like, on Twitter and on various places on social media,
this literal venomized planet.
And I sent you a text with the pages from the comic saying, like,
bro, they venomized the planet in the comic.
Yeah.
When I saw that shot, I started like slapping myself because I was like,
wake up!
Wake up!
They're gonna be like, fuck, they're copying us.
Yeah, yeah.
They're tapped in.
They're subscribed.
It's called the last panel.
It's like a planet with like a larval tongue.
Yeah.
We're not larval.
That's like a bug thing.
Like a venom tongue.
Like a lava.
It's like lava.
Like magma.
Yeah, magma tongue.
And it's like, we are a venom world.
Cool, yeah.
Which looks pretty cool.
Yeah, and it's like, you were just saying how it can't work, and then it clearly does work.
People are ranking all over that.
It's from a comic rank called The Queen in Black, where they delivered a venomized planet.
Thoughts?
Um, cool.
C, B, or T?
Tough?
No.
Topical.
Because I feel like our planet's venomized right now.
Okay.
Um, I have literally nothing to say about Venomwell, so.
No, you have to give your 50p.
Give my 15 minutes on Venom World.
Yeah.
Here's the thing about Venom World.
It's kind of getting more badass here by the issue.
It's kind of getting more badass or every issue.
I was like, every now and again, there will be something that happens in a comic room where I'm like, I hate that I like this shit.
Yeah, it's like, shit, it's time to jump in.
Yeah.
I get you
You know what I mean
Like this is a genuinely
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah
Well no
It's like when I heard about
Um
Superior Spider Man
I was like
This sounds like the dumbest shit ever
And everyone's like
It's the most goate thing
You've ever seen
And Spider Man looks fucking cool in it
So like
Hmm
Maybe someday
Um
No I can't
Did you want to do this
GridS dot fun
thing?
Yeah
I think we should do that because I'll save the Coolcat versus Domino's thing for another day.
Yeah, so I saw, I got this idea actually from the JAR Media Group chat.
They were all sharing their grids.
It's called grids. fun, and it was a grid titled About Me, video games.
So there are a bunch of predetermined categories, favorite game, best story, favorite art style,
biggest personal impact, best combat, overhated, underrated, overrated,
overrated
Wait, I didn't have
like the biggest personal impact and shit
Didn't you?
No
Mine was favourite best story
Favorite art style
Overhated, underrated,
overrated
Favorite protagonist
Favorite antagonist
Favorite antagonist
Yeah, those are all on there for me
Well, I didn't get those extra ones
Are you got?
They're a
That's fucking bullshit
They're 40 here
What?
Five, ten, no,
20
They're 20
I got
36, nine,
12
Oh, okay
So you're
Oh, maybe you're missing a row because you're on mobile or something?
I did it on PC, so...
Okay.
Well, I'll try and cook them up as we get.
Well, yeah, because if I...
If I say the category...
Yeah.
Maybe we take turns, at least for the ones that we have.
Yep.
Make our case.
I think I'm going to piss you off with someone.
Okay.
Who wants to start with favorite game, then?
Get it, like, start it going.
I want you to try and guess.
mine. I don't know because
I would spoil mine perhaps
really? I don't
should we say
them at the same time?
Like three to one reveal? Yeah.
Okay. Three
two, one
Eldon ring. Yeah. Yeah.
I think that might be the only one
with the crossover there.
Genuinely.
Maybe one other one.
There's a chance the next one
will be shared. Best story.
No?
No.
Really?
Okay.
What do you think mine is, though?
Um, Sonic Unleashed?
Not far off.
Sonic 07?
Yeah.
No, really, what do you think?
Uh...
Is it like Red Dead 2?
Yeah.
Mine isn't.
What's yours?
Mass Effect, are you?
No.
I put disco Elysium
Oh shit
Okay that yeah
Okay no you've got more GamerCred than me
Okay no let's keep it rolling
Favorite art style
This might piss you off
What bullshit you're gonna say
Left of dead to you
Your favorite art style, eh?
No
It's Alderman Ring again
Really? Okay
Yeah I couldn't think of any
Anything that like
How did that?
Is yours or?
Ori.
It's Rayman Legends.
Ooh, okay. No, fucking fair.
What a shout.
I needed to get that one there someone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I had to go with Eldon Rings,
it's like...
And also, I was trying to not do any repeats as well.
It's fine...
Right.
It's fine to do that.
Yeah.
But I wanted to...
But I was thinking, like,
one of the reasons I love Eldon Ring so much
is because the art style is so fucking fire.
And I was thinking, like, it could be Bloodbourne...
but Bloodbourne doesn't have like the variety and like the
No, I think that's respectful. That doesn't piss me off. Yeah. Um, so you don't have
biggest personal impact? No. But you know what? I,
you'll have answers. Um, yeah. I think I could say one right. I mean, it might just be
because of like the conversations we've had today, but. Oh shit. Yeah. Okay. Well, my biggest
personal impact is Mass Effect too. Okay. That makes sense. Um, I was a bit of
bit premature with you and mass fact too the world building that music it was like the production
value for that time it just felt like unlike anything um yeah experienced and it was just
scratching a bunch and ticking a bunch of boxes for like shit that speaks to me these characters
and yeah yeah so it was so fucking it is fucking good yeah i remember telling you like um
i just saw mass fact too for like 15 pounds at sainsbury's and you were like what get me there now
And then you play Mass Effect 2 for the first time
Yeah
Yeah, that was a big one for me
Okay
Well, I want to say Arkham City
For biggest personal impact
Yeah
That or Dark Souls
Yeah
So does that mean you also didn't have best combat
I didn't have best combat
I put Sackero
I think I'd have to join you
Yeah
Maybe I should have let you like think of something before
Yeah
Obviously had more time to think.
No, no, but that's like...
Yeah.
What can you criticize about it?
And what could you say is better?
Nothing.
I'd say, no, you're right.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
Overhated.
Mine might piss you off.
What are you saying?
I went back and forth on this one a lot.
Yeah.
But...
Because given reviews, it's not.
But I've put by a shock.
infinite.
I think it's
hated.
It's not hated enough.
Yeah, I thought you'd say
some bullshit like that.
I've got a real soft spot
for that game.
I don't know how much of it is nostalgia.
So maybe it's
that would imply it's not overhated
at all, but
I love it.
My overhated is the Last of Us part two.
Not even a game I really like.
I have a lot of issues with that game.
It is overhated though, you're right.
But I'll see like a clip of it, like the combat
or something be like fuck like this there's something to the game oh the story's all fucked up
and the pacing's all fucked but like the re a lot of the reasons people hate it i feel like a week
especially when it like leaked it and everyone was just like there's a trans person in it and it's like
no yeah yeah yeah it started becoming a like a conversation about the um the uh culture war
the culture war shit yeah yeah no you're that that's a total valid choice mine was more just
based on like
no a lot of people have poo-poohed
this thing that I really like
what did you put for underrated then
um
prey
yeah fair
no that's a good one
yeah that's a game of creb one to put there
I think it's a beautiful fantastic game
mine is lame
it's Halo Wars
yeah that is fucking lame
that game is perfectly rated
um no it's
Bad ass.
It's cringy and fucking stupid.
And cool.
And kind of cool.
I'm super curious what you put for overrated.
Because mine is going to piss you off.
It's going to piss off everyone, yeah.
What did you fit?
No, you go first.
I want to be pissed off before I piss you off.
Cyberpunk.
No, it's not it for me.
Um, I tried, man. I really tried.
There's something about their games I just don't like. Um, I tried Witcher 2.
Like, Witcher 3, but you know what I mean?
As well. As well.
You mean? Um, yeah.
I don't like it. Do you think, do you think it's overrated or do you think like you don't gel with it?
Um, well, what else does overrated mean, really?
Yeah, I guess. Or because I put Skyrim.
No, I wouldn't really get annoyed about that, to be honest.
Yeah.
There's lots of critique there.
Yeah, and I don't know.
It's more what gets me about cyberpunk is like,
I find it bothersome when I should be a mark for something.
When it's, everything about it is ticking the boxes,
but something is not jelling with me.
And I can't even really put that into words,
but that is that game for me.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
Because I don't know why it doesn't gel with you.
Because it fucking sucks.
Yeah, valid.
That means you don't have needs a remake.
So you're missing the last two rows.
My answer for needs a remake, and this might piss you off.
Okay.
Dark Souls 1.
Just Dark Souls.
I kind of...
Well...
I don't want it to like replace...
No.
Like, like a Resident Evil 2 tier remake of Dark Souls.
Done by Frumsoft.
Done by Frommsoft.
Yeah, I'd be down for that.
I'd be down for that.
Like, make, um, I'm blanking.
Like, I've blocked it from my mind, the fucking lava area.
Like, make it cool.
Make it a good area.
Like, it...
Yeah, um, valid.
Uh, but that doesn't detract from what the game, like, is.
needs a remake
Arkham Asylum
No
No
You don't have to have an answer
If it's not your son fair
Unless anything jumps out
Maybe
Matt will get solid one
Okay
Because for
They jump straight to three
And like
One is such an iconic game
And I've tried to play it
Multiple times
But it's so fucking old
Yeah
Like it's so
frustrating to play for me.
No, that's a good answer.
It takes too much effort.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
I'd love if Kajima could remake it.
Right, yeah.
Criminally overlooked is another one.
For which I put
the Dead Space remake
specifically.
Yeah, that's a cool shout.
And it's one of those,
it's like what I was just saying
what I wanted from, like a Dark Souls remake is
that it does kind of make the original one redundant.
Like, I think the changes they make
pretty much pull just a net, like, improvement.
I agree.
Which is, you know, that's, that's rare to be able to pull that off.
It's really fucking good.
Especially for, um,
like, for EA, but also for, um, that space one is pretty special.
Yeah.
You know, and it just improved upon that.
Yeah, the devs that worked on that should be,
very proud of themselves.
Yeah, I wish it did better.
I wish more people cared about it.
Yeah, it's fantastic.
Overlooked.
You've got some like niche ass, like, steam games.
Something must jump out at you.
Like, something that really left an impression on you that was like.
No one's really talking about this or,
can you make a note of quick the genres that I've,
like the ones I don't have, so then I can.
come back. Well, you want me to tell them now so you can think? No, I mean, like, as we get to them.
Sorry, what do you mean? Well, I don't know. The genres? No, I don't know.
Categories, because there are still, there are four categories that you'll be missing outside of
the other six that you have. Oh. Right? Oh.
Hmm.
Just move on for now.
Um, okay, overlooked Frost, Frost Punk.
Yeah, that's a good ass game.
Okay, I'll go with that for now.
That's good.
So, favorite protagonist then?
We might have the same one.
I don't think so.
Okay, well, mine's Arthur Morgan.
Mine is John Marston.
Really? You like him more than Arthur?
Um, I think so.
Wow, okay.
In the end.
Interesting.
Um, in the end!
Yeah.
Um, okay.
So both Red Day.
games yeah I just maybe it was the time in my life when I played it but also the there was
something less expected about the journey with that character than than Red Dead too you know like
it with the time setting as well being that little bit later in in history
No, I hear.
Okay.
No, I'm glad it's different.
I like it when it's different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, favorite antagonist then?
What do you think mine would be for that?
Favorite antagonist?
Yeah.
I was torn between a couple, but I wound up choosing Mass Vett 1.
I like Sovereign and I can't remember his fucking name.
The Turian guy.
Gilgamesh, yeah, Gilgamesh.
Okay.
Yeah, I think that's a really cool concept.
for like a villain who's kind of he's kind of like a corrupt specter who is chosen by this existential evil to be like the vessel to like get this thing through so I'm counting kind of like two characters sort of the R sort of one yeah yeah but that that that that conversation with sovereign is like such a fucking cool bit of storytelling to me it's so like frighten
and the music and the voice and like design it is cool and like how open it leaves it and it's like
that is um cosmic horror yeah that's a game that needs a remake that's where one fucking
sting that's a shit game yeah you could do a remake for that uh mine is arkham city
but who are you counting like all of them joker it's almost unfair because like it has so many
antagonists yeah but like i'm thinking i chose arkham city because i almost chose for
for best protagonist and antagonist,
I almost went to Arkham City.
Because Batman and Joker, you know, but...
You'd probably, you'd be able to justify that just with freeze,
I feel like, like that shit is unreal in that.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
But especially when his mask comes down and his voice,
like, gets the modification.
So cool.
But yeah, Joker, I could have put any of the Arkham games, really.
I nearly put Arkham.
Yeah.
Because I think it...
Joker in those games is just not much.
Well, do you know who I also was torn by was putting Portal 2 there?
The combination of Glados and Wheatley.
Yeah.
That's like good shit right there.
That is a shout.
Yeah.
So what about best soundtrack?
What do you put for that?
Death Stranding.
Oh right, yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I forgot to shout out in the Death Stranding Convo.
the there are the needle drops of already existing musicians but the actual score yeah the
score's fantastic the synth shit it's really fucking good it's awesome my best soundtrack is actually a bit
of a cheat but I feel like it works smash bro's ultimate yeah isn't that kind of like yeah
and not just because of that theme like it has no I know every game yeah like every good game
because for that I put my supermarry galaxy and then I was like hold it
Yeah, that's just the in smash.
Yeah, no, that's
Yeah, smart. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, I was thinking
with portals with that one.
So that means you don't have best multiplayer?
No, Halo 3.
I put Halo 3.
Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Or, to be fair,
more fair to you.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Not usually my thing, but...
Ooh.
Was the one after that.
I could...
The only thing I could think...
of it's...
I'm done the freak...
Okay.
Which I think actually kind of applies.
Oh shit, wait, best multiplayer, I just changed my mind.
What?
Time 4-2.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's...
Better than Halo 3?
Yeah.
Halo 3 stinks.
I fucking hate Halo 3.
Fuck all of Halo.
No, that...
No, that memory of when we first got Halo 3 in Xbox Live.
No, that's true.
And then hopping on a forge map with just some random...
just some random American dude who was like,
no, we got to catch you up, bro.
Yeah, the custom games.
No, you're right.
But Titanfall two deserves to be in the conversation.
And that game drastically underperformed and deserved the world.
You could put that in underrated or criminally overlooked.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That would be a good one for it.
Oh, my God.
It's not underrated.
Everyone rates it highly.
Yeah, criminally overlooked.
Yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful, magnificent fucking game.
What was the latest one, sorry?
Not usually my thing, but.
Hmm.
I'm just looking at my Steam library.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well.
Not usually my thing, but...
What's yours?
I found that one really difficult.
I put a hunt down the frame.
Oh, yeah.
Because I couldn't really think of anything.
legit because like...
Yeah.
I like what I like.
Yeah, I know the genres of game that I like.
Not usually my thing.
There's probably some like bullshit, like, shlocky crap that I like.
To be honest, I could put Black Ops 1 in there.
Yeah, you did play that.
That's like the only card I've actually like played like a bit more than one game or whatever.
Yeah.
Um, we can come back to that.
Yeah, I, I mean, I could go with, like, Skyrim.
Okay.
Okay, turn my brain off.
What did you put for that?
Uh, Mad Max.
Hmm.
I put, um, Ori in the Blind Forest for that.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why is that a really moment?
Because I thought, I don't know.
It required more focused than that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know why I say or do the things I say or do.
play something it's like so much you're like so familiar with it you know it's like soothing see i
because i almost put dark souls because i've i've played it so much i don't have to think about it but i thought
that's not fair to dark souls especially if that's the only time dark souls and spoiler is gonna
appear in my thing okay um best with friends that's where my smash bro's ultimate turns up
yeah no that's fair that's fighter i put um sieve in there
Oh, okay.
Yeah, valid.
Civ is fucking goaded for that.
Yeah.
We might have the same next one.
Best retro game.
Super Mario Bros. 3?
Super Mario Bros. 3?
Yeah.
I have to shout out, though, and I did almost put it, Dr. Mary.
Oh, yeah.
I was frying that game.
Not my thing, but you were big into that.
I love Dr. Mario.
Yeah.
So there's two more.
Okay.
Nostalgic childhood game.
Final Fantasy 12
Interesting
Or Battlefront 2
Yeah those are good answers
But I put Contra
Oh
Crazy Paul
Yeah
You know what as well
Gears 2
I got nostalgia for Gears T
Yeah
Yeah that is a biggie
And finally
Game everyone should play
Adam Ring
I put
Asylum.
No, you didn't.
I did.
I straight up did.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
And then follow it up with Arkham City.
Um,
no,
Arkham Origins.
Arkham Oranges.
Don't get me started on Arkham Origins.
Okay, that was fun.
Wait, I didn't do mine.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Game at everyone.
No, you did do yours.
You said Eldon Ring like knee jerk reaction,
but, uh,
More realistically, Call the Duty Infinity War.
I was about to say, is that like a real one?
I would actually, like, if I'm being not facetious,
maybe it would be like disco-alusium or something like...
Something a bit like challenging or different.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, a game everyone should play.
You know what?
And even though you didn't finish it,
And I, even though I haven't finished it, that outer worlds.
No, that can go an overrated.
No, show your fucking mouth.
Yeah?
I'm just trying to make some enemies.
Um, no, because for me it was like, oh, games can be this.
Games can be something else, you know?
Yeah.
They can do something else.
Um, as well as the, like, actually.
actual tech and shit in that game being kind of crazy, crazy impressive.
Sure.
Especially for like an indie thing.
True, true, true.
That's fucking cool.
That's fucking really cool.
And I think if more people had more open minds,
then we'd maybe have less fascists in this world.
And more Arkham Asylum over City enjoys.
That's a wrap.
This is my rap.
Oh, yeah, open on the mic.
Did he take over for a sap?
I guess we'll see off these messages.
Frankers on PS5, out now.
PlayStation.
Only money.
This is wild.
Hunt the beast.
Clare shun de hur.
Downloading wankers on my Xbox.
Which one is Bart's real scream?
Bailasharlet.
Check please.
Fee.
Look away, look away.
That's my line.
Silly.
I like big fucks me.
Dobby.
Ah, Theodore.
Nice to see you again, boy.
Gravemind-ised.
Um, flood-ized.
Graeme-mine-Alianized.
Alienized?
Chest-bursterized.
Predatorized.
Robocop-Ezed.
Other 80, uh, total recall-ized.
Yeah.
Ghostbusterized.
Schwarzeneggerized.
Um, welcome to the second half of the cast.
over to the suggestion thread over on the Jal Media subreddit,
which you can also do if you want to leave questions for future episodes,
as well as plucking some here from the group chat,
like this one from Aiu Kirk and Charlie,
who says,
thoughts on all the reviews and clips of the new Wolverine game?
Also, if Alvin and the Chipmunks were X-Men, who would be who?
I guess Alvin would be, um,
would he be Wolverine or Professor X?
Wolverine I guess
He's like the front man
Simon is Iceman
Do you think I was going to say
Simon is Cyclops
Simon Clops
Theodore is
Theodore is the juggernaut
Yeah
I was going to say that
And the Alvin
Guy is
No I've changed
The guy from
Arrested Development
Is Deadpool
if he played Deadpool I'd probably like it
yeah it's like a huge controversy this game
yeah um there is a it is a perfect storm
yeah like of things that people are sick of Sony
yeah super linear like
over talky handholdies the term
story games and maybe superior stuff
to a degree
well it may that I don't think that would matter
that much of the game was, you know, truly badass.
Yeah, because I was getting kind of excited for it, I'll be honest.
From the get-go, I thought there was something up with the way the game looked.
Like, their faces always look so fucked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't deal with it.
It's supposed to look cool.
Yeah, but ever since they changed the Spider-Man face, I was just like, okay, that's cooked.
You've ruined it.
Yeah, because it was perfect.
You know what?
Before I bought the PS5, I just booted up Spider-Man PS4, and it has the original face.
Oh, does it?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh my God, like, God.
Yeah, they fucked.
He was perfect.
It was so weird.
Why?
You just don't do that.
Why?
Uh-huh.
Um, when you have people like Greg Miller, even giving Wolverine a harsh review.
Did he?
To not play it.
Fuck.
I'm like, okay, this must really fucking suck.
It looks really boring to me.
Yeah, I mean Wolverine boring
I know
But yeah, like I said
I was kind of excited
Um
I think I will still play it
When it's cheap
Yeah
Um
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed
Uh
When do we
When do we cross the Rubicon
With like
Actors who are in games
It's like just literally their face
Like you just scan them in
And it's like
Troy Baker's just Troy Baker in it
Yeah
Like you can make them like a character
Yeah I mean
The thing is like
Like Death Stranding
Has a bunch of really famous actors
And they look identical
I kind of get it for that
But like Joel doesn't look like
No
You know what I'm saying
Yeah and the justification
Um
And I think it's a straight up lie
but going back to Spider-Man
PS4
the like
oh the new face
maps better
on to the actor
it's like what
it looked fine
it looked better
what's the actual reason then
if you think that's a lie
to look more like Tom Holland
kind of
it looks like
fucked up Tom Holland
like
yeah
and also
if you play Spider-Man
remastered it's clear
like
the original Spider-Man
the original Peter Parker's build
was kind of based around his face
being a certain way.
Yeah.
So when you replace the face,
it like affects how the neck
looks.
Like it's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the shoulders,
like, it's all disproportionate and weird.
Um...
But anyway, Wolverine,
yeah, pretty disappointing.
If it had reviewed better,
I'd probably buy it at day one.
Uh...
yeah there's no way i'm playing that shit yeah i like this cause like a huge trend of like people
doing set pieces and just putting their hands up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's self type thing
yeah and i i mean i think long term it's gonna be a good thing for the industry for it to be
like the humiliation game kind of it's so many needed to kick up the ass that yeah horizon
shit where like every two seconds she's like maybe we should go up there well maybe i should
around the corner over there. Yeah. And then
like that infected like Spider-Man 2
where like every single character is this
weird like no edges,
no flaws, they're all like
HR like
yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking like HR's in the room
it's the meme or whatever. Yeah.
It's like what? You're like New Yorkers.
Right? Yeah.
You should be dropping the emblem every
fucking three words. Like what are we
doing here, man? This is fucking weird.
Yeah.
whatever man
yeah
needed ryan reynolds in there really
yeah if ryan reynolds had a little
deadpool cameo then i'd probably be jorking it
all over the scene
but um
apparently there are barely any like
spider man piece for
you know insomnia at spider man
cameos or something like that's well
there's like a jjona jameson book on a shelf
uh huh um
but like it it doesn't need that necessarily
um
and what everyone's been
saying is like it feels like the the basis is it's like Wolverine was designed to be in an
x-man game but it's the whole game about wolverine whereas if you had the variety yeah because
obviously it leaked it leaked a few years ago and there was there was gameplay like gene gameplay
so really yeah yeah i think they scrapped it entirely so yeah they just slipped up big time but it like i said
In the long term, hopefully it's a wake-up call for like, people don't want that.
And the thing that truly was like, okay, I'm not buying this day one, was writing on games who, it's a channel I love.
And I really trust his opinion.
He's like a big hitman fan and stuff.
Right, right.
when he said like
insomniac loves getting in the way
of their own games
and he was like all the
walking and talking bits where it's like I'm Wolverine
but I'm just being forced to walk
like at a slow pace
while and then also like there's all these
cut scenes where Wolverine's doing cool shit
and it's like well why aren't I playing this bit
And yeah, it's like,
video games kind of need to justify being video games.
You know, like what The Last of Us did is cool,
but not every game should be that.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, it started a bad trend with everyone.
Yeah, it's like both feet were,
it was in like movie and video game.
Mm-hmm.
And then shit seems to be like lifting the foot
and deepening the hold on the movie shit.
So lifting the foot on the video game aspect.
And what made it stand out is now just like
the thing that makes it boring.
Yeah, yeah, because it's like,
I still haven't played God of War Ragnarok.
That game did that same thing.
Yeah, where it's like,
we have like a four-hour sequence,
like picking fruit as a triad,
so it's like who actually likes this show.
Yeah, why?
You know, and then it's like,
I want a game that I'm going to want to replay.
You know, so...
No, I think about that stuff too.
Why do you...
Why do you think that, like, we want that?
And then they also make it unskippable.
It's kind of wanky and, like, they think it's like a prestige thing.
Yeah.
It's like you're re-watching a movie and it's like, no, fuck you.
This is a video game.
Especially when you have mechanics based around, like, upgrading or getting new moves and stuff.
And then it's like, well, no, you can't do that now.
And just, these AAA games are too expensive and take too long for them to release something of that quality, you know?
Yes.
Like, do you remember when they teased Wolverine?
Like, how long ago that was?
It was fucking years ago.
Years and years.
And it's like, oh, right.
Is it before Spider-Man 2?
Yeah, it definitely was.
Yeah, it was.
It was supposed to come out years ago, but there were development rows.
Yeah, and of course, all the drama with Sony at the moment, like, their whole failed initiative with all these live social.
service shits that have like blown up in their face and then it's like oh okay we're releasing
the thing that you can usually count on and it's like really boring and stupid you know what
though it means i save money for the new gears game so yeah no that's the real shit's right there's
something uh gears has uh apart from gears five i've never been let down really yeah and even then
like i played the fuck out of gears five hoard i love that yeah there's always something to
Yeah, the actual game.
Good.
Well, Gucci Vecna is our next one.
Can you do a CBT for my concept for an absolute chipmunks series?
Absolute album.
Short but jacked.
Sort of like Wolverine proportions.
Has glam rock style hair, really baggy hoodie.
The letter A on it is super chunky.
Okay.
Even, I'm thinking even filled in, like there's no triangle that inside the air.
It's just like,
like solid.
Ooh.
It needs to be a weapon as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a gun.
Yeah.
Cool.
Absolute Simon.
Where's contact lenses.
Completely hairless with numerous scars on his scalp.
Where he got computers and stuff surgically added.
Yeah.
Really tall and skinny.
Scary sort of lanky lizard tongue.
I'd say beyond contact lenses give him like robot eyes that kind of glow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's.
fucking tough as well.
Yeah.
I'm liking this.
With my addition.
Absolute Theodore.
Sumo wrestler build, but even
fatter.
Like so many rolls
and folds, etc.
Yeah.
Eats everyone, rolls around,
but in a scary way.
Yeah.
Mohawk and Heller allegation.
That was cringe tough.
Yeah.
That's cool.
They start writing,
dude.
Penta paper.
Um.
Right, on this, this next one I'm going to read from Shelman is exactly what I was talking about earlier.
Like, the kind of thing that if you clipped and showed to a doctor, they'd be like, is this man schizophrenic type of thing.
Yeah, okay. Okay. Please, pretty please on Theodore discuss Alvin Porter Bridges getting venomized by BTs.
While he carnages and phages them with his anti-symbiote.
bodily fluids while delivering new hoodies to chipmunk knot city and also higgs has been riotized
and time falls also actually its own new symbiote and the chipettes are played
princess venomized by leah sedu el fanning and george miller oh you know what fuck it jason lee is
die hard man too but he shouts venomized porter instead of alvin but then afterwards you find out
that Venomized Alvin Porter Bridges
and screamed Britney
have divorced over email
on Venomized Alvin's scorned cuff link
Yeah, you could discuss that on the cast, please.
That would be interesting to hear you look at.
Fuck you, dude.
I think we just got out-venomized.
Yeah.
How do we tell us?
that that's why that's why album month is
got to end
yeah that right there
that's proof
fucking
well
venomized
Eminem venom
venom
Fuss
thoughts on
Zach Snyder's wish
to make a Rick and Morty movie
Mm
Landy and Rick
Snyle
my Morty fucks
Yeah
Uh, yeah.
My Jerry kills people.
Yeah.
Is he the worst director alive?
His new movie premiered at Tiff, I think.
Yeah, you said the other day.
It's getting, like, just fucking destroyed.
Yeah, I don't know.
He keeps getting chances, and they just keep somehow getting worse.
And he's not even, like, doing, like, Joker and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
His only good movie was Justice League revound.
That's a good idea.
15 lurking jelly bean smirking says Bellojar, question for Alex.
I apologize if this has been asked before, but how much do you think your sense of humor has been influenced by being an older sibling?
I recently introduced my younger brother to the cast and the first thing he said was that my sense of humor is just like yours.
It made me realize that what I find funniest is whatever gets a reaction, positive or negative, out of my younger brother.
I hesitate to call it trolling or psychological torture because I'm not cruel to.
him. It's more just spewing absurd nonsense until he's confused or until he laughs or more often responds with some dry comment.
This has influenced my overall sense of humor which is probably why I find you all to be so funny.
Being an older sibling is one of my favorite aspects of my life and
I find it interesting how much has impacted both my sense of humor as well as my overall personality. Anyway, do you feel the same way? Thanks for the laughs.
Is that an older sibling thing or is that just
being like a
troll.
A little rotten monster.
Being like a rotter.
Being like rotter from the new hit
film.
Just wanting like a reaction.
Whether it, like the,
as long as you get the reaction, it doesn't really matter
what the reaction is.
That's the funny part.
That like, yeah,
you're validating me by even
acknowledging the fucking stupid thing
I've like just thrown out there.
You know?
But like how much,
How much of your personality do you think is defined by like your position in the sibling?
Um, you know, like Malcolm in the middle, do you know what I mean?
It's probably a fair amount.
Like if there was a middle sibling, I'm sure that changes things.
Yeah.
Right?
You're like, you're like parents treat you differently.
Yeah.
This kind of thing.
Um, or maybe like certain expectations or burdens are different depending on where you are.
Um, I've never really thought about it though as far as like sense of humor.
Yeah.
Um, maybe it's like more an offshoot of like a weird dad's sense of humor.
Yeah.
Mine has, I feel like mine, his is even less logical than mine though, where it's like you.
Oh yeah.
You can probably predict something I might find funny where with him it's just like, I don't know.
Like I'll say something I think is funny and there's no reaction.
And I'll just say the least funny thing I've ever thought.
Yeah.
Never forget it.
Yeah.
What about you?
Do you have any thoughts on that?
Um, I don't know.
I, in terms of sense of humor, I don't know.
I feel like, I feel like the fact we both find, like, venomized funny.
And chipmunk-ozed.
We like chipmunk.
Yeah, we like alvanized.
We like Vecna.
Dobby.
So, I feel like,
like we have similar senses of humor but I feel like you're more willing to go
like wanker style with it does take it just too far yeah see I'll think that I've taken it too
far and then I'll read a comment like that previous fucking one of that yeah yeah and it's like that's
that's where the line is they've they've just dropped the bar you know
It's like, it's so crazy that it's like you sat there and like plan this shit out.
Yeah, he was cooking.
Or she.
Um, oh my God, bro, this is fucking on it.
We've done this to ourselves.
We can't even complain.
That's the thing, you know.
Madder than eggs says, hello boys.
Could you please rank all three chipmunks by Willy length and girth?
I recently engaged in this stimulating exercise with some co-workers
and the only thing we could all agree on is that Theodore Seville
has a cheeky little chode but he definitely knows how to use it.
I eagerly await your opinion on this important matter, thank you.
I think Theodore's got a hefty.
No, he's got a chode for sure.
Nah.
That shit wide.
Why did the red light just beam?
It just sometimes comes on at 9.30 exactly.
Is that actually 9.30?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
This ominous red light in the corner just turned on at exactly.
Fucking 6 at 6 o'clock.
I can't stop it.
No, I think Theodore's got a hefty.
I think Theodore and Simon specifically are like inverse of each other.
Simon has like a really fucking long fucking bastard.
Do you think?
Like a pencil?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And long balls.
Small balls but long.
Yeah.
What are we thinking for Alvin there?
Just the most like average, like just completely average.
I was going to say that but I feel like he's...
I can tell you his exact dick
Really?
Yeah
And there's a clip of like an establishing shot of
That cooking show
Bake off
If you're curious
Just search squirrel
Bakeoff
I've forgotten about that
And that is what
I don't know what
What's looks like
Why do that squirrel
have that.
The editing exactly what they were doing about shit.
Yeah.
He's not there plus the goalies on that.
I feel you hot about that shit, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay.
I think Theodore's got hefty, though.
No, why do you think that's so bad, Lou?
I just feel like he's got fat.
Um, oh, more choice has one for us.
Genuine Yogs cast fan here.
Cool.
Hey, Jammingers.
I've been listening to the.
podcast since late 2016 and I've loved every episode.
I've watched the Yogs cast since 2012.
And although like many fans, I've drifted away from their content over the years, I still
tune in now and again.
Hearing the Yogs cast get mentioned in the cast last week made me want to ask a genuine
question.
Do slash did you guys actually like the Yogs cast or is it all memes?
I wanted to ask this because I've always felt the Yogs cast has a special place in YouTube's
history.
They were the first big Minecraft channel and I arguably
one of the factors that made Minecraft as big as it is. Big claim, but their views back in early
YouTube were insane. The magic of the channel to me, though, is the friendship and humor you got through
the screen. We've watched a few other gaming channels over the years, but none felt as genuine and
as charming as the Yogs cast was. And to an extent still is. The channel has even raised over
20 million pounds for charity over the last decade through their Christmas charity stream,
which I'd recommend checking out. I definitely have nostalgia goggles on, but even looking at the Yogs
cast through a critical lens I feel like they stood out as something special much love a big
fan of both jar and the yogs a rare crossover yogs and yogs double yogs well thank you for
all the kind comments but um joining the yogs cast yeah my um my answer is really boring
well you watched it i never watched them yeah you did you watched i dig a hole and i don't i wasn't even
into that. Like, I genuinely, like, I just
wasn't. That was part of what was funny to me is that I also never watched it once.
Yeah. And it's just like, let's just say that we are.
Yeah. Yeah. And it's like no shade, no disrespect. Um, and I think, yeah,
I think the, the comments is right in saying they hold like a, a portion of YouTube history.
Mm-hmm. For sure. Yeah. Like I knew of them.
But I just never, yeah.
Yeah.
But that doesn't really answer the question of, um,
which member of the Yogs cast would you like to see Albinize?
Theodore.
I don't even know their name.
I have a really old memory of like...
Is Simon one of them?
I think, yeah, I think Simon actually might be one of them.
Shall I search up like Yogscast cast?
Makes it quite awkward to search the word cast.
Search Yorkech.
Yogs cast members.
That might simplify.
Yeah, on the Yogs cast wiki.
Yeah, here we go.
Gosh.
Yeah, it's Lewis and Simon.
There are so many members they might cover the whole Albin conundrum.
They got Simon on Locke.
Duncan, Sips.
How many of them are there?
I thought it was just two guys.
I thought that they like branched into like every possible like niche or something.
Really?
I don't know.
Crypto scamming?
That's true though.
I don't remember any like drama associated with.
No.
They've just been normal.
Forever.
I'm looking for Theo.
I really have.
Yeah.
Not seeing it there.
I mean having Simon is pretty cool.
You know.
How do you feel about Philip DeFranco?
He's my favorite.
He's your favorite YouTuber.
He's my favorite chipmunk.
I've got all his merch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
Okay.
We got two more then.
Okay.
Got this one from Dibble Dob.
Thoughts on the new Elephant Graveyard video.
It's a channel I only know of because of you boys, so cheers in a bit, lads.
He would have ended up in your feed.
Yeah.
Well, it's so popular.
It's apparently like that's the end of these videos.
The trilogy.
I mean, in comedy assassin trilogy.
What else can he say?
I liked how that was part of the video where he like resented, like, feeling like he needed to make it at all.
Yeah.
Really funny, like, delivery.
Yeah, incredibly.
When I found the first elephant graveyard video, I mean, not the first, but like the first big one.
Um, it was like striking gold.
You know, digging in the minds of YouTube.
He does a lot of really funny sound design stuff.
Yeah, and I love the way he like interacts with the podcast as it's happening.
Yeah.
It's just comedy gold.
He's like taking bongwhips.
Yeah.
And when he's talking about his like shadow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think my favorite one of it is, like the funniest one is the like, the Joe Rogan stand-ups special, the comedy special one.
Because that shit is just magic.
I thought it was also in the latest one where he talks about Bert Kreishe, and he keeps talking about that fucking film, the machine.
I really wonder, like, just from a back-end thing of like, how.
he made it like how is how does he know so much breadth of these fucking podcasts in order to get
these clips yeah some like process or is he like watch that's a great point i'm so curious about
like how we actually put it together is there like a team of people that are like sending him
like parts or like i've gone on other elephant graveyard videos like some of the smaller videos
and it's like a different person really like yeah because it's like it's like it's like it's like
elusive like no one knows who they are or yeah yeah and he's always talking about like living out in the
middle of nowhere and like yeah like on the lake recharge and he's like they i think it's known that they're
canadian right um but if if you want an actual breakdown of like the truth of the situation
um there's no one better yeah because it's something we've been frustrated about for ages is like
just the weird like Peter Tealification of Joe.
Yeah, yeah.
And like putting it in this kind of succinct like.
Yeah.
Beautifully edited way.
Yeah.
And the way he uses like,
he makes it kind of like,
it gives it like a horror kind of tone.
Yeah.
Right?
There's kind of like these scary like atmospheric sounds.
Yeah.
We're like repeat clips and make it just quite like.
Yeah.
Unsettling.
Unsettling.
For sure.
Yeah, he's, um...
It's fucking funny, though.
Yeah, that's the main thing.
It's like...
It's one thing to, like, complain about the state of the comedy scene, the American
comedy scene.
I mean, the fucking British comedy scene as well.
It's not as bad, I don't think.
It's not as bad, but, like, people like Jimmy Carr can fucking actually...
He's been on there, hasn't he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate that motherfucker.
I hate him.
He...
He's taught, he's, he's got the most shit spewing out of his mouth.
No, he's a philosopher, doll.
Yeah, because comedians are philosophers.
I liked the, um, the Tom Segura.
Yeah, I feel like that will really get under his skin.
Yeah.
But that's what I, that's what I was leading to.
It's, it's one thing to criticize the state of comedy.
It's another to be like that fucking funny.
And like brutal
It's brutal but
Like so true
And so funny
Yeah
That whole bit with that
I can't remember what his name is
But he's got that
That Netflix show
That like it looks like
Pendleton boards
Like Adventure Time animation style
Yeah the wheezy guy
Yeah
And like
It was like something really sad about that
Yeah
And like just how fake they are
And like the way you put it together
To like really emphasise
just like, oh man, this...
Yeah, Joe doesn't give a shit.
Yeah, and it just makes you, like, think about it and question, like, what, like, what the
fuck does this dude even stand? He's like...
Yeah, yeah.
He's become this, like, monster.
Well, I think it's more like he's revealed the monster that was always inside.
The beast within, if you will.
Yeah, I don't know.
Or is it, this cut, it's part of the thesis of the video, though, isn't it?
Like, the, the idea that...
he's an insecure guy with daddy issues that wanted to be part of a secret club.
Yeah, the walled garden.
The walled garden.
And then it's just created his own walled garden in response.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's been just like enveloped by, you know, these weird billionaire people.
Yeah, yeah.
He's obsessed with being in an impenetrable space.
Yeah.
But also they're like intellectual thing as well.
They're like
Braintstein and his brother
and fucking cringy
It's so fucking cringy
Yeah
That whole trilogy of videos
And is the Seinfeld one in that trilogy
I don't think it's in that trilogy
And the one on the fat guy
The fat
Um
Kill Tony guy
The fat kill Tony guy
Yeah
Have you not seen that one
I think I've seen all the main ones
You gotta watch the
Fat Kiltoni guy
I don't know who the fat
Kiltoni guy is
Because the Kiltoni part is really funny
As well
Yeah yeah
His stand up
Yeah but this
This fat guy
He went on like the Matan podcast
Yeah I know that one
But
Maybe I haven't seen this one
You should
Yeah
Okay
That's good
Yeah
It's really good
Yeah
No it's
It's
It's rare
for like a video like that to pop off nowadays.
Yeah.
So it feels like extra kind of special.
To have something like that well made and that.
It's very special.
Yeah, I'd love to peer behind the curtain on that one.
Okay.
Let's end this one then with this one from You Serve Nudor.
Which Star Wars Planet would you like to live on for a week?
Eatapur.
My guess is, that's funny said it.
My guess is Alex will choose a green world like Keshirev'u.
Sheik or Dagaba,
Jamie will choose
Geonosis or Utapal
so he can run around
the catacombs
slash cave cities
pretending to be a rat.
James?
Maybe the lower levels
of Corrason
or some outer rim world
like Narshad are.
Yeah, James would be
flying around Corrason
in like a
car souped up thing.
Oh no, he'd be on
Tatumine fucking pod racing.
Well, pod racing
doesn't have to be on Tatouin.
It's actually...
Yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
But he'd be
Ben Quadranaros.
Um, wait.
Some outer rim world like Narshadar because he's getting outerrimed in the outer rim by Drake,
according to Alex and one Jarkast episode.
That is actually based on semi-truths.
Outer rim.
Outer rim.
That's an awesome fucking statement.
Um, yeah, Uttapau I jump to because I do like the sunken fucking holes.
and they got like dinosaurs there too
on Utapal
yeah where
they're like
they're like flying around aren't they
I don't know
yeah isn't that where they're like lizard is
that like Obi-1 like rides
oh yeah yeah and they've got like birds and shit
like flying around yeah it's like dinosaur
oh I didn't know if that had been like imported
if it was like an import
it's like a Japanese import
I mean what made the holes
I don't know
the
Did you know?
Fun fact.
Did you know?
Did you know?
In Star Wars?
Um, you know the guy who's like...
The Trade Federation turned up here, Obi-1?
Just act like there's nothing and then go.
Oh, I know what you're going to say.
He's in my max.
Chirocopter.
Yeah.
Have I told you that before?
I actually knew that.
That's one of those, like, facts.
Really?
Yeah.
No, I sincerely knew that.
Oh.
Um, really wanted to tell you that.
I think we go through it again and you pretend that you didn't.
I think I would do Kashik.
Really?
Yeah.
This, this fucking guy knows us.
Like, who are you?
Yeah.
This is scary.
Um, I definitely wouldn't go Gianosis, though.
I hate that place.
The bugs.
Yeah, I hate Ginoises.
They're like termites.
Blah-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-d.
That would be fun if I got to go.
I do, like, I'd do a day.
trip there but I wouldn't stay
for a week. Um, Uta Pal.
I've got to preface it's cash week post the war
though. You know what they're Cloud City?
Oh yeah. I feel like they got some like clubs that are
busing. There is an undercurrent there.
Hmm. Yeah, true. And I don't like those little
fucking, what they called, ugnaughts.
I fucking hate.
Do the robot with Lobo. Can you imagine hanging out with Lobo? Can you imagine
hanging out with Lobon?
Yeah, you know he goes out.
Yeah.
He knows how to party that freak.
Yeah.
No, I'd, yeah.
I'd kick it with Lobar any day of the week.
Uh, I feel like there's more planets.
Dagabar I'm not interested in.
No, why would you want to go there?
Yeah.
Why did Yoda even want to go there, freak?
Well, no, Yoda makes sense because he's like on the run.
He's hiding out.
Just doing a quick Google.
What, of Star Wars planets?
Yeah.
Bro.
Bro, there are so fucking many.
That's pathetic.
Dathema.
No, fuck Dathema.
Oh, Camino.
Yeah, I was thinking Camino.
No, Nabu.
Yeah, Nabu's too obvious, though.
I feel like you could just go to France.
Or like Italy.
Yeah.
And get the same shit.
Then again, going and hanging out with Gungans.
Yeah, you've got options is the cool thing.
Yeah, but that's the case with all the planets.
No.
What are the options on Hoth?
You know what I mean?
Historical.
History.
Yeah, because Endor is just what the whole planet is just fucking California.
Yeah.
That's my hell.
Yeah.
Honestly, I can't think of one better than it's about.
Oh, actually, as long as the empire, aren't there, Skariff from Rogue One.
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
Well, like beach.
Yeah.
Beach vibes.
I mean, like, that's on Earth.
I guess they're all on Earth.
They're just like countries turned into planets.
Yeah.
Not even countries, just like a region of a country turned into a planet.
Entire planet.
Yeah.
Yeah, so...
I'm going to stick with Utapelle.
Yeah, I'm going to stick with fucking...
fucking Alderon
Yeah
fucking Ex-Gol
Fucking Fulteron
Yeah
It doesn't exist anymore, dude
Yeah
Pre-destruction phase
You got wiped out
Pre-destruction phase
Alderon
Got wiped out
Not Tattoine though
Yeah
Fuck that place
Endor
I really said Endor
Yeah
Ars lick
Ars lick
Gambling Planet from gambler.
Do you remember gambling planet?
Oh, fuck, yeah, I'd go there.
Gambles and shit.
That's just Las Vegas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd sooner go to Las Vegas than gamble planet.
No, gamble planet would be fun because there'd be dibbies fucking everywhere.
I suppose Vegas is full of dibby.
Yeah, there's loads of them.
It might as well have been in fucking Star Wars.
It felt like Star Wars.
It too, sir.
Yeah.
Mizo, mezzo.
Yeah, man.
Well, you know what they say back on planet Olderon?
Should we say bye to Alvin?
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to hold off ending the F6,
I don't want to say goodbye.
Yeah.
I'm more Star Wars planets.
I'm Alvin Nasson.
Would you like it if Alvin was like a...
Like a Star Wars species.
Like it's revealed.
A chipmunk.
No, like a talking chipmunk.
A singing chipmunk.
They wage war via song.
It's like a X Factor planet
where it's just chipmunks
that do that all day long.
Kind of like Rick and Morty
Show Me What You Got type.
Yeah, like show me what you got type
but they're chipmots.
Show me what you got style.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to say I love adding style.
things now.
I like saying profuse.
Profuse.
What does that mean?
You don't know what profuse means?
No. See, I'm someone who
I'm never ashamed to ask
when I don't know something.
That's good.
Well, yeah, because then I know.
That's, I would say that's a skill of sorts.
I'd say it's, uh, it requires a certain amount of humility.
Yeah, that's kind of.
Kind of like Pontypool.
Yeah.
Do you want to talk about the Deadpool game?
Alvinized Deadpool.
Alvin in a deadpool?
Oh, Alvin's been shrunk down and he's trapped on Deadpool's eyelash.
We've got to go in.
We need to go inside.
We need to micronize.
Hatman shrinks down with the Alvins.
Melvins and goes, look at no. Atomic style.
Deadpool, stay still. We got to get on that eyelash.
What is there? Some kind of Rick and Morty episode, guys?
And then Brick's like, this is like some sort of Futurama style.
Bender eyes.
Zoidberg-Eyesed.
Zoidberg month, bender month.
Vendermeyer-Mund.
I can't, man, I can't, I can't stop.
It's like a strange addiction.
Venomized Billy Eilish.
Billy Elish month?
After Ed Shearing month?
Venomized boy George.
If you bumped into boy George, would you even know he's George?
He'd be like, can I get a rather fucking autograph?
No.
No.
He says.
How do you convince him?
I'll let you handcuff me to read it.
Yeah.
I've heard he's rebranded as George Boy.
Hmm.
Smart.
Avoid the feds.
avoid the MI6
Venomized
MISX
Venomized James Bond
Venomized M.I.6
00-O. Venom
Alvinized CIA.
Venomized M.K. Ultra.
We're just saying shit now.
Yeah, Venomized Jeffrey Dahmer.
That's gonna be on Netflix.
Ed Gein is venomized
in the next season
of real fucking
murder. I can see them
doing that. Like it's the new reveal
the new creature. It's like venom.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you ever watch that show Happy?
I watched some of it, yeah.
It was actually all right.
Yeah, it was so. The venomized
Happy would be a kind of cringy.
Yeah. Well, no, I was thinking more like, what if they did
Ed Gein? But instead of like with
Happy, he's got
Alvin.
Kill him! Have sex with the
Not funny
Those heinous fucking
Vennemized necrophilia
That was it
That can't be the last thing said on Alvin month
Alvanized necrophilia
Yeah
You know Theodore's fucking going at in B-in style
I guess that's it
I can't take it anymore
Simon Dahmer
Alvin Bundy
I don't think there are any other combinations of things
Theodore Wayne Gacy
There are no more combinations
We've done them all
I think every single
combination has been combined
All the good ones at least
Yeah
Well, join us next week for when we venomise Ed Shearing.
The barrel is empty, man.
Yeah.
We're scraping the bottom.
Venomized fucking shotgun barrel that I'm pointing at my own head.
That's not the only way to end fucking Alvin, man.
Yeah.
When I go, Elvin, Ed Gein me.
Who was even saying that?
That Alvin's screamer.
That's this serial killer, like, uh, name.
The oven screamer.
Hard to track.
Yeah.
Sus, uh, uh, uh, witnesses say they only heard.
Oh no, I just thought what.
Okay.
Alvinized and venomized sausage party.
Oh shit.
Yeah, let's do fucking, um,
let's do James Franco month.
can we at least do Dave Franco?
No.
He's not enough of a problem.
Yeah, like James is back.
It's fucking James Franco.
Yeah.
He talks about his fucking blood meridian,
fucking alvanized blood meridian.
You know, James Franco's interacted with Vannam in Spider-Man 3.
It's all fucking linked in the end.
Yeah, yeah.
James Franco threw down his life to get Venom done
and Spider-Man threw it
James Franco iced
Oh fuck bro
right is that it
I mean we don't here
You want to let it go
It depends if you want to bring up
Arkham City
Don't
I can't talk about Elkham City
Alvanized
Arkham City
Oh, I just thought of another one.
Okay.
Alvinized that really tasteless dead island special edition.
Ooh.
Alvin with tits.
That's the chip hurts.
No, but it's Alvin with Tits.
Which of venomized Alvin is getting the best head.
Femboy Alvin.
We've already got that.
I mean, I do.
Okay, done.
Finished.
What about nemesisized from Resident Evil 3?
Venomized nemesis, nemesis, nemesis-ized.
Venomized Leon Kennedy.
That's probably a mod on the same fucking workshop.
Oh, no, I just thought of another one.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
Alvinized, um, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Oh, yeah.
Vancom!
Venomized Disneyland, with the rides being ridden by Alvinized people.
Alvin on the Spider-Man.
That was it.
Alvinized Spider-Man.
Alvin on the Spider-Man.
Look, Alvin, you've got a good voice, but we got other things to do.
Hey, I know you're a good singer and stuff, Alvin, but...
With great power.
That would be a good side quest, Mollison.
good cyclist mod at least
I'm thinking Tom Holland
meets him
who
Alvin
in what like as an
as hit Tom Holland the actor
no no as Spider-Man
in like the next one
oh my god that's the most obvious one
yeah you know the sirens
but the fucking shit
mark singing
it's so beautiful
The balls are back in town
I'm singing
fucking ditty
Oh my god
I really thought there were
Only so many combinations
But in the end it turns out
It's somewhat infinite
Halo Infinite Venomized
I'm not
Really fucking
Gringy brutes from Halo Infinite
Albinite
Albinite
plans change
plans change
plans change
plans change
plans change
they always do
don't they
let me try
plans
change
plans change
can I do it as
Venomize.
Yeah, yeah, please.
How's he speaking?
Plans change.
Plans change.
They always do.
Don't they all of it.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ah.
That would be better than what the actual case.
Yeah.
If they did that, that would be like, fuck.
They've actually tried something.
At least they're saying something with that.
Don't they have it?
Get me a weapon.
Alvin.
Give me a chipmunk.
Uh.
Get me a symbiote.
I need a weapon, Alvin.
hologram comes up and it's Theodore.
Hmm.
instead of Cortana
Yeah
Yeah
Don't make a chip
I promise
If they're not to
I'm keeping
And he looks at him
And he goes
Aww
Yeah
Aw
Fuck
That pissed me off
That's fucking
Piss me off
Oh my
fucking God
bro
I'm not ending it
Until you do
I can keep going
Alvinize seal
The singer
Hmm
You're too good at singing in that voice
It's fucking wrong
It pisses me off
No end
Pff
Can you do Venomized Adel?
No, I mean
Alvanized Adel
Alvanized Adel
I'd actually have to know when Adel songs
Yeah
Hello
Is it me you're looking for
That's not Adele, is it?
Yeah, it is.
What?
Really?
Yeah, she did hello.
No, she didn't.
Yes, she did.
Ask the jars.
Jarre.
Chief eyes.
Chief month.
Every episode has been fucking chief month.
Yeah.
Plan something.
times change
sometimes they do
fuck fucking Gaila Winfin out
I was wrong about that shit man
that's way too sweet on that game
everyone was apart from me
I was keeping it real you were keeping it real
you were a pussy when it came to destiny
though
Venomized ghost
those results came from the moon
that's not venom
Men alvanized
Alvanized ghosts
Yeah, yeah
Yes, yes
Yes, yes
Alvanized Crota
Alvanized Freddie Mercury
Alvanized Prince
This is what the movies are
Yeah
No wonder they're so cute and funny
Well there are people
That pay millions of dollars
To sit in a border and be like
What should we alvanize next?
Yeah
What about Ed Shearing?
Yes, that'll really be good.
What about we Alvanized Diddy?
Diddy's forced us to make sure we reference him.
At least twice.
Diddy's threatened us.
We have no choice.
He's too powerful.
He's like the fucking emperor.
He was.
And then Luke took him down.
I won't do it.
I won't diddy for example.
Yeah, we're not doing
fucking ditty eyes
I won't be dittyized
I got one more
I got one more
Alvanized
Shadow Fax
Ooh
I like Venomized Shadow Facts
That's basically Venom 3
Shadow Venom
That like beautiful music and slow mo
Yeah yeah
Venomized Tom Hardy Horse
Yeah
Venomized
Alvinized
Yeah, there you go
That's how you combine them all
Yeah, yeah
Alvinized Gandalf
Uh huh?
Have they done Alvin pop vinyls?
Yeah
Have they done Alvin pop vinyl
Don't even fucking ask, man
Alvin and the chipmunks
recording artist
Pop vinyl
No, they haven't done that yet.
I guess Sam there hasn't been a new movie while they've been on the scene
Right, is this actually it?
Hello, bannot-na!
Oh my god
Okay, is it fucking finally out the system?
It's done.
