JAR Media Posdact - Wonderfully Magnificants - JARCast Episode 265

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:05 Housekeeping 21:17 The Golden Gorilla 25:25 Something is going on with the JAR Subreddit 31:23 The Obi Wan TV Show is here - James Cried at The Trailer 41:04 Green Beans vs Broccoli 43:01 Mid Break 48:15 Reddit Questions 53:17 Roasted in the Supermarket 54:30 Cameo JAR 57:30 Stealing Boom Boom Smack 1:02:40 Doors or Wheels. Which more in world? 1:15:48 Biting Nails

Oh yeah, I'm in the host chair, I guess. You are. So, good afternoon, morning, evening, all night. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the drama with your podcast. Today I am your host, James. Today I've got Alex and I've got Jamie. So it's normal. It's, uh, you know, SSDD up in this bitch.

Same shit, different day. Yeah. What does SSDD mean? He literally just said Say it again Same shit, different day Oh cool Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

First Mission SSDD Is actually the first mission Of Call of Duty Yeah same shit different day SSDD Cool Very cool

Very cool, though You should know your Law knowledge Me Yeah Before we Before we continue With the Call of Duty

Podcast The breaks down All of Call of Duty's most infamous levels Is there like, sorry, no, sorry No, go on No, no, no, it's fine, you've already interrupted me, Alex, go straight for it.

I did already ruin it. I was going to say, is there like a big Call the Duty podcast, surely? Yeah, it's hosted by Ex-Ice Man Free X. You fucking don't know this, you should know this. Surely like all the big games have like the Minecraft podcast. I know there's Destiny podcast, they must

be... Well, yeah, but that's because they need to goon themselves into believing that their time is justified, spending. on that game. Sorry, Jim, what are you saying? I just, before we get into Call the Duty, would like to thank the, the wonderfully magnificent patrons

over at Patreon. The WM's. The, what? Wonderfully magnificence. Oh, yeah, the WM, sorry. The wonderfully magnificent dicks. WM.Ds. yeah thank you so much to all the patrons out there

you you make the audio versions of the show possible you get your names you make our muscles bulge you help on creatine addictions yeah well you support our creatine what is that word you keep saying what is this word do you not know what cruetine break it down slower and creatine creotine how do you spell that C-R-E-A-T-I-N-E

Creatine Creatine Creatine Kind of like creation But teen at the end Yeah Instead of I-O-N It's I-N

It's I-N CREATine What do you do with creatine? You absorb it You consume You consume Creatine to Create

Cream To create cream No Oh it's different ways to create Cream is created Without creatine Cream No

Creatine creates crazy creamathine no creatine creates creatine creates creative um crazy

creation of muscle definitely crazy I'll give you that bit you should try some creatine bro you've got any for me you look like a creatine bray really? Yeah

I'd say so Yeah, so this is the cast Um This is the part where we normally go to housekeeping, eh Clean up some of the actual The actual nonsense Oh well, John Media's never one We never, we never fuck up

We ain't on nine train up We never have to address anything Yeah, yeah We don't address anything We've got our fact checker behind the camera over there The fact checker is me A Week in the Future Get it?

It's you a week in the future Now Yeah The only fact checking you do Is just the only fact checking you do is just reading out the people that have actually done the fact checking through yeah Yeah Yeah Let's do this one

This was the The big Point of contention last episode Mullets Oh We were talking about mullets And this wasn't like the last time we had a kind of fashion slash style suggestion Where it was a landslide

Right. Last time I'm referencing James's beard, Jim and I were keen for it, all the jarlings were keen on it. We knew it was a positive move that it was going to have positive results. And here we are with the pudding ourselves. Look at that pudding. That's sweetest fucking pudding I've seen all year round. Do you mean dessert? Yeah. A sweet treat. It's all the same shit at the end of the day. But Mullets. The idea of Mullets came up.

James, it's fair to say you jumped in the deep. pen before you knew what you were in for really yeah of course there's that's the only way you do it you just nothing like everything you didn't do the proper mullet research before of course committing to the concept you never do research where um so now we're in a position where the jarlings is an all-out mullet war mullet warfare um and there's not a clear a clear resolve to this it seems to be 50 50 50 yeah we've got a bunch of comments here and I'll just start reading through them until we feel energized

Red Jar WW says I want Alex and James with Mullets and this is a cause I will fight for then the man guy fella says Don't like the Muller idea you should definitely Go ahead with it so of course This is the Maverick like in the middle Not on either side just wants to see the

Chaos rain No no but he's He cast his vote he said yes Yeah but then he gave his reasoning He says don't like the Muller idea dear, you should definitely go ahead with it, insinuating that the mullet misery will be his enjoyment. Yeah. Because of the...

Yeah, but that's still a vote cast in favour. Yeah, you're correct. Hindu frap says James in a mullet is both scary and intriguing at the same time. Also, my comment being read out during housekeeping made the simulation break. Thanks, Jha. We'll have it break again. Yeah, fucking idiot. There's more, there's more.

There's so many. Dilan says, you're wrong about mullets. It should curl at the back. trust me, I used to have very long straight hair and before cutting it, my friends decided to give me a mullet. My hair was so straight that it wasn't, it was actually the most horrendous thing you could imagine. He's right. He is right. Someone replied saying, the stone weaver replied to that comment saying,

A curly mullet makes you look Canadian. A straight mullet makes you look like an inbred kid from Alabama named Cletus. No offense to inbred Alabamans. named Cretus. Is that the official catch-all, Alabamaans? No, Albanians. Alabamians. Al-Bamians, sorry.

Alabamians. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that rolls off the tongue slightly easier. Yeah, sorry, I misspoke with Albanians. And there's more. There's more debate. There's a couple here.

Logan Steven says, Mullets are actually extremely trendy right now in the fashion scene, at least in American cities. Shoulder length and often color died to a bright fashion color. this is an especially popular hairstyle and more progressive areas like cities and is common across all genders in my opinion it's a really fun trend that has turned a hairstyle that generally has a bad connotation slash stigma into something new and fun source i work in the fashion industry and my younger brother also has this haircut one do you believe them two are they telling the truth no there's the same question three are those the same question Mullet's not cool.

Mullets. Yeah, mullets can't be cool. Would you debate that with this? Yes. They work in the fashion industry, just like my dad works a bungee. Yeah. Which means they do and it's real. Yeah.

And we should believe them. But saying that, if something ain't cool, it's not cool. But saying that, women should do it. But saying that, it's up to you. That is one of the caveats I didn't mention, of course, none of us are women. You just, you can get away, you can push boundaries more, I feel like, you know. Like, when you Google the pictures of like the millet hairstyle and a bunch of women, you can see a bunch of like, yeah, that actually works. That looks fine.

It doesn't have the same. In certain cases, it looks beyond fine. It looks very good. Yeah. But that being said, men, I've never. seen at work. I don't think anything works on a man. Nothing. Men don't...

What about your beard? That's the only thing. That's an exception to the ball, okay? Yeah, that's interesting, because, yeah, I'm with you on that. Thank you. But then we did establish last episode the inherently... I can't detach from the 80s and just my dad with one. I can't.

that's what mullets are to me but saying that he look kind of cool yeah but also like i feel like i would be such a poser if i was like oh yeah my dad look cool the mullet in the 80s let me because we have like the same genetics let me just do the same thing now but now it's like trying to harness the 80s and the 2020s and that's that's kind of lame that is lame but saying that you have very similar hair and just similar faces to be honest old pictures look quite yeah Quite scary, actually. You should do it. You specifically should do it.

Well, no, you're both doing it. From what you read out, the favour is tipping towards... Well, okay, I don't know. We'll keep going then. To be honest, I've done a reverse, Mallet, today. Yeah, you shaved the top. Yeah, and nothing else. And it's out of laziness, because the shaver to shave the back went out of battery, so...

I just didn't do it. So you can see, it's really long. There's only two more here, on this mullet topic anyway. The Zad throws their opinion in the ring. I've been watching the GARCast for many, many years now, and I just want to say, if any of you get a mullet, I'm unsubscribing. So that's pretty... Well, we're getting a mullet, then.

If you tell us not to, we will. And I noticed the... There were two individual posts on the subreddit, each dedicated to either side of this argument. And unfortunately, well, fortunately, for James and I, the one with the most upvotes, was the one title, please for the love of jar, don't grow mullets. I'm done with them. I go to a uni well-known for its entitled slash rar kids, and the amount of absolute assholes who have been growing a mullet so they can look like they're roughing it is ridiculous. Mullets are cringe and absolutely vile.

They look like a rat has clung onto your head, please jar, please. I've got to say, it's pretty convincing and it's kind of where I was coming from. if that one has more upfotes I will concede and so that's the rule isn't it the higher the number the more correct yeah the bigger the number the more correct the opinion hence why ratios are real yeah and a proven theory a proven intellect identifier ratio's real ratio's real that's a that's a theory in question for another day hmm Um, yeah, I got just one little other thing to throw out in, uh, in housekeeping here. Ooh, a little bit danger though, could admit. No, no. I don't know if James is ready for this. Is it a role play? Hmm.

There's always, there's always a roleplay at hand I could snag, but I usually... Go on, snag one for your sake. No, don't snag a role play. Um... Okay, let's, let's, let's end this. this segment on this one before we go into topics Nubius Maximus says Jim and Alex

Did you ever go to a supermarket with your parents When you were younger and wander off So you two walk down the center aisle One of you looking down the aisles to the left And the other looking down the aisles to the right Well So you and me walking down Yeah I could one

When I screen shot at this I guess I'd read it it wrong. I thought they were saying, have you ever done that thing where, you know, in the grid of a supermarket, you're on other sides walking in tandem, looking at each other, you know, from the different sides of the... Yeah, that is what it's saying, right? No, when you're walking down the centre and you're looking like that. Yeah. Just cover both grounds. If we're, like, walking together, looking down different aisles as opposed to... No, we know, we weren't that smart. Yeah, but why? Why would you do that?

well yeah because one person can look at both yeah because there's a thing called like what you're trying to hide from your parents no it's after you leave the parents because what they're trying to find is boring because it's boring for yeah I want to go look at my um fruit gums

yeah I want to go look at all the porno mags or whatever or some magazines yeah the nuts mags and then at some point you've got to find your parents again which of course in a huge warehouse can be a problem when you're an eight-year-old you know, navigation's off we didn't have mobile phones back then

I suppose now you can just TikTok your dad or whatever to be honest I still do that when we go shopping well get lost no is in I will normally be I will deviate away from the group

to get something specific and you're always not there when I get back so I have to look around for you and it's like there's first call isn't usually alcohol then it's like the popcorn section and the biscuit section

and then sweets we're trying to say about us the popcorn section is the the biscuit sweets yeah that's why I said hash biscuits

no you said and then sweets as if you're leaving the popcorn no name a single same name a single popcorn is in the sweeter

wasn't back in the day bro we're not talking about does that make you just say it's an example even if they're in the same place that is the example still

stands. You disappear and I don't know where you are so I have to do the thing where I have to look walk down the shop down every aisle to try and find you no but that's fun I love doing that I don't I find it I

I find it really enjoyable when you're searching for someone in a supermarket there's there is something correct and there's something very human about being in a huge warehouse be it at DFS be it a Sainsbury's be it any number of these you know, Walmarts.

What about the car phone warehouse? Too small where I was going. Like, it has to be an actual huge warehouse because where I'm going is the human kind of tickle, the human urge is to hide and seek to run, to explore, you know?

You see, I'd argue... You step into a DFS. The first thing on your mind is that I just want to... This is a playground. You're talking about PC World. Not. It's not the same as DFS, though.

Do you know what I mean? A Halford's. Helford's more so, because you could imagine, pulling one of the bikes off the racks and then riding around. Yeah, exactly. And it's got that smell. Halford's smells nice. Oh, they've all got the smell.

The smell? I love that smell. If your shop's in a warehouse, you're going to have a certain smell. No, Tesco doesn't. Sainsbury's doesn't. Yeah, but Tesco's is lame. Tesco's isn't fun. No, they've done everything in their power to pretend that they're not in warehouses.

When they are. They're just giant warehouses. filled with things. Yeah, I'm trying to remember where I was the other day, what shop it was. I think, yeah, I think it was actually Tesco. And I was just walking around like the Tesco and then there was this like four or five year old just sprinting around. And I was like, I suppose to you, this is like a big jungle gym. Right, really?

If you actually just let them loose and they'll know adults in there. What do you think they'd want to do? They'd be climbing, they'd be eating. No, they'd just be eating. If you send a bunch of kids into a supermarket, their little babies, they can't reach. They've got to climb to get to the good stuff, like... Ali, you...

They're free for one pound series on the bottom fucking shelf. They're not going to want that shit. They're going to want... They're going to want the wine gums. The good shit. I, as a kid, I never got the wine gums. I never got the fruit gems. That's because you don't give the good shit to your children.

You give them the junk. And that's all they know. They don't know about the wine gums. So why are they going to want to climb for the wine gums? You don't start them on caviar. You're going to build up. up to that, you know? Yeah, but that's, if all they know is the shit, they're only going to want the shit.

Which is, which is from a parenting perspective, ideal. Yeah, save money. As long as you ignore the sugar content and like that part. As far as cheapness, yeah. Probably cheaper to get a bag of jellies over a bag of bananas. Or the teeth and lips. Yeah, a bag of teeth and lips. I think they're quite tasty.

No, the lips are nice, the teeth. I do like it. I do like teeth on a. occasion. You're like eating teeth, do you? The ratio should be like a quarter of the bag is teeth. The rest is lips. No, I think they need to be perfectly balanced.

No. No. No. No. In honesty, I'd put teeth and lips on the top five. You're joking. When the fuck is the last time you had teeth and lips? I've never seen you eat teeth and teeth. Yeah. That's because I just, I used to deal with my niece and nephews when they're in the cupboard. No, the, the answer is phone bananas,

phone shrimp. No. Foam shrimp, yes, foam bananas, no Nah, I love fake banana. No, but I don't like bananas. I don't like the taste of bananas, so I'm not going to like the artificial taste of banana. Alex, what's your opinion on them artificial banana? Um, I was going to say all of this

is nothing compared to the concept of like pig's teeth in a bag. Pig's teeth? Yeah. It's actually vampire teeth, Beau, because they've fucking, they've got spiky bits. Vampire? Well, yeah, have you said, teeth.

Oh, you're saying, I'm saying, I'm saying literally, it's not like sweets, it's like real pig's teeth, just in a bag. No, I was in a, um, like a pet shop the other day. And, uh, the stuff, like, we're just wasting from a pig, you know, like, pig's hooves, pig's ears, like cow fucking eye. You're saying it's waste to give it to the doggies, you mean? Yeah, well, not something. much on waste because it's still being used but it just makes me wonder like why aren't we harvesting every single bit like if we're torturing animals and battery farming them let's make the most out of it for the sake of humanity what would you think sausages are made

of of of? Yeah what do you think chicken nuggets are made of bro? Yeah but saying that where do they get the pigs ears then they're clearly not all being used well yeah because there's only so many There's a market for it. The market is established for dogs, so why are they going to suddenly deny animals? So you're telling me they're, there are separate pigs they're killing just for their ears. No, I'm saying that it's like there's a market for the big pigs ears they have and there's dog food. Dog treats. Why not grind them up, turn them into sausages?

Because they're quite musily, aren't they? Musly, more protein. So you're saying you're going to have some pig ear, chick, boyish dish? I'm not above it all to say I wouldn't eat a pig. No, you're cutting out, you're thinking too small here. Just count the dogs, just eat the dogs. That means if you feed them the pigs it is. They get big and strong and then I consume their strength.

Exactly. With creatine and I'm powerful. That's the most efficient way to consume. More like pig erotene. Huh? Would you eat dog? Don't do a Marge joke. Would I eat dog?

Um, I'm just gonna change the subject and... I don't look about something else. How do you feel about this guys? I'm gonna go for a place. Oh. Ask me instead then. Ask you, ask you what? Well, you said, what do you guys think about this?

No, well, that's banned. You know? Oh, okay. Um... so before we get any deeper i just want to shout out the new addition to the set um the golden gorilla it's um oh golden gorilla's gone there's no point pointing out the golden gorilla when you had it covered by the fucking dinosaur it wasn't it was it clearly in view um which also leads into kind of another anecdote because I didn't realize I guess

it's like a thing in the UK and supermarkets like every now and again there's like waves of plants that they release with like different theme pots and shit and here we got this one that I spotted today there's like golden god before me with a plant growing out of his head

I mean I mean yeah obviously obviously I'm going to buy it but I'm thinking like who's actually going to buy that apart from me who's actually out there look at it like they see that in the supermarket and they're like oh that's

that's lush that's gonna go well on that's definitely the word they use the answer is a lot of people yeah yeah because to those listening there's also there's another similar type it's kind of a plant pot it's like a leopard head

with a fake plant growing out of the top when I found that in Sainsbury's in the Redoux style like ready to be thrown in the trash like before it's just fucking burnt in the back of the fucking alley behind because no one wants to get rid of these fucking things. I was walking Paisley the other day. Just looking at my neighbours, like just walking past their houses or whatever, and then I see the main window, the fucking, the front facing window for the world to see. There's one

of those leopards, those fake. What do you even call that? Because it's not even, at least with the golden gorilla it's a real plant yeah this isn't even real and well so this person like who lives a minute away from me owns one of these and proudly displays it in their main window

and that for me was a moment where I was like this shit made up no this is stupid simulation yeah where it's like no it's it is simulation because like we didn't get that one in our town We didn't get the leopard in our town

Of all the places This person could have gone to decorate their kitchen Of all the places They went to the same shop And bought the same crap Fake plant Leopard No the simulation is running out of bandwidth

And us three The video ramp problem There's only so many items They can like have at once You know Unfortunately these two items Take up Quite a lot of

rendering power, you know? Yeah, well, I mean, it's one of the things in the simulation that really needs to be detailed because when it catches your eye, you're going to be staring at it. Yeah, so I just want to throw that out there. It is crazy how better the gorilla is than the leopard.

Because it's got more detail, actually, is a... The gorilla's far superior, and it's a real plant, and it costs less than that. It costs less. Yeah, I got that reduced. Like, full price that thing, I think it was 12 quid. Fuck me. It's just ridiculous.

For a real living thing. With a plant on the top. Yeah, that worked out cheaper. Golden gorilla. Are gorilla's ears really that small, though? Well, yeah, they're just like human ears. Well, no. Well, yeah, they are fucking similar to human ears.

Well, those ones are, but I didn't know guerrillas had ears. obviously they have ears but i didn't realize they had like ears external ears Alex google a gorilla real quick no okay no i got something else to show you guys oh no gorilla Alex is moved on from big yeah something is happening with the jar subreddit something is going on right someone posted a thread saying the fuck it is this sub and why does reddick keep on shoving it down my throat. Half jerk, half genuine. Reddit shoves this shit onto my feed multiple times a day

and I have no idea what the fuck this is. Is this just a general shit posting sub? I genuinely have no fucking clue. So that was posted like this morning as we record this. And the jarlings went in and they started just replying with the most useful kind of reply. The most upvoted reply was this from Mr. Blue Pumpkin. I'll look, brothers and sisters, a fresh face.

One who has just been blessed. Join the Jarmie, good friend. Embrace the ways of Pissadick. Or you shall be cast into the Goatsy Dimension. That's cringe. We are the forbidden one forever stays. We Jarlings are a peaceful people, until the beast gets riled. You don't want to rile the beast.

That's a one-way ticket to the Goatsey Dimension. Is Jarlings... Us Jarlings live by the motto, Pussy diarrhea while cringe. So let's just start this off The Goosey Dimension is fucking shit The Goatzy Dimension can fuck off a good Talking about memes to get rid off for good Pussy can stay

Goatsey dimension is fucking gone That's being fucking stay Pussy can stay I thought last episode you were saying about Yeah I forgot Goatsey Dimension was a thing Oh you dislike that more Yes

Really? Yes People love it gems people love it You love that the whole goat-sea thing goes way back to Xbox Live. Yeah, but that's funny. You made it unfunny. By making it a thing, you made being goat-seed not funny. So what you're saying is, that's the hystimized it. As soon as you share it and people know about it, it stops being interesting.

Well, no, because we had a unique experience where we legit got goat seed on Xbox Live. That's funny. Yeah. They use their Xbox camera, God damn it. Yeah. But making it the goat seed. There's no way you got actual goat seed. There's no way

he took a picture of him like opening up. We saw it with our eyes. He could have attached an image and sent it to you or whatever. There's no way that guy. Why would this guy have pictures of his of getting goat seed on his Xbox? Unless he, on his Xbox

camera to take a picture held up like an iPad or a laptop or something and that's how he was a picture. Equally possible. but end of the day we got goat seed on Xbox Life yeah that is funny it can't believe you missed it as well because you were downstairs doing some cringy stuff

I was playing Batman I wasn't playing fucking fucking you guys were the ones playing Final Fantasy's like fucking assholes I was playing Batman being cool yeah but we got goat seed honestly early everything was so was a wild worst

we got fucking we were what, 13, actually no, probably 12, 12 to what 14 and we got goatsie. We weren't that young, Batman wasn't even fucking out when I was 12. There's no way I was like 15. We started John when I was 15. I was definitely younger than 15. But either way. We got goat seed on Xbox 5. Yeah, and

I don't really know what's happening with the subreddit. I mean, I'm pleased. Yeah, me too. It's awesome. the the trickiness is just able to so many new sort of victims are stumbling across the subreddit and being like oh what's happening here and then people like Ronald McMummy replied to the thread saying

like it's a monkey gorilla discussion podcast where we talk about primates and things relating thereof I like it James doesn't Why? Why are you so anti- Goatsey dimension? No, you're anti-gote-d-d-d-mage.

No, I'm anti-goaty dimension. No, if people like it, you don't. No, but what's been, my mind is still stuck on goatsy. So I'm like, I'm, what... Okay, why, what's so bad? About the goatsy dimension. Yeah, it's the unfunniest era of jar. It's like so dry in terms of actual humour, you could fucking...

The funniest type of humour? Try, like, a diarrhea once it's been there for a few days. Huh? Stop doing that. You actually, that needs to stop. Before it becomes a thing. Wait, what? What?

Alex going, eh? It makes something unfunny, so much less funny. Really? Yeah, I fucking hate it. I just stop. I like when you do it. I think it's quite humor. So that's the one I've been doing, is it?

Yes, you've been doing it under this episode. You've done it twice. What's the, like, an example? Literally what you just said. I need to, like, hear it with, like, the whole character and, you know. What do you mean the whole character? You're just doing it naturally. I don't know, it's, it's replacing whatever previous fucking thing you had.

I think you did it when talking about the pig's teeth. You keep doing it when, like, no. You say something and nobody laughs. You're like, wake up, everyone. It's funny, right? That's what it means, and it's fucking... No, it needs to stop before it starts, you know?

That's a new one for the data banks. You mean the database? Well, speaking of our being based, the newer OB-1 trailer dropped. The what trailer? You know, the Star Wars... Oh, yeah, it did. Star Wars Star Wars

I bring this up Because Mostly for one reason There's this weird article That came out in junction With this Obi-1 trailer Right So all these Star Wars fans

Are talking about They're hype for It's the first pre-call thing It's old It's old Obi-Wand It's you and he's back James Yes Like we've like

Spend Hayden's back as well in it Yeah they're all back. Yeah, exactly. Camel Nijani's in the series. You know this? The Inquisitor's back, everybody.

It's gotten to a point where it's like, they're dealing with characters. I just don't really know or am that familiar with. But then I see like people sharing, it's like quite a trend now in the Star Wars fandom to be like, oh, the real thing's shit. Let's have the fans just fix it. And then like put up their YouTube version of, fixing Cadbane, fixing the, you know, this and that. So I'm seeing, like, pictures being shared of, like, the villain or whatever in Obi-1.

He's, like, this pale guy. Yeah, the grey guy. Yeah. And there's people, like, sharing screenshots of, like, the fixed version. And the fixed version is just, like, okay? Like, I didn't even know, like, what we were even doing at this point. It's, like, another Star Wars show that's, like, on Tatooine. and the shit I was reading in this article

I'll just read it because I think you'll understand the concern once I say this Lucas film head Kathleen Kennedy put it plainly that they were looking ultimately to make a hopeful uplifting story when it came to the Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney Plus

limited series in stating this the possible implication here is that Hassan Amani's scripts that's who previously wrote the show may have been tonally and narratively the opposite before production shut down. She continued,

It's tricky when you're starting with the character in the state that OB-1 should be in. Kennedy added that the series takes place in a pretty bleak period of time, alluding to the fact that the limited series is set at the empire, as the empire's grip takes hold on the galaxy, nearly a decade before a grown-up Luke

and Rebel Alliance rise to defeat it. The studio head went on to say that one can't just wave the magic one with any writer and arrive at a story that reflects what you want to feel. Kennedy felt a rewrite of the too bleak narrative was in order and replaced Amini with Jobi Harold, a writer of Zach Snyder's Army of the Dead.

Amini wrote, I forgot what it was now. I'll look in a sec. Harold was hired to imbue the series with some much-needed lightness and hope. A task the writer was more than ready to tackle. This was a character that's always been a minor obsession of mine, and Harold told the EW about Obi-1, noting that once he'd learned of the series intended exploration of the character,

he aggressively told them all the things he thought they should do. The writer was most interested in the experiences that helped the defeat a jetto-blah blah, blah, blah, blah. You get the idea. Basically, Kathleen Kennedy decided to rewrite at a certain point because it wasn't hopeful and uplifting enough. In the story set during the time where basically the Nazis win, and take over. It's basically it's just not

it's not cheery enough. It isn't it No, what you're saying What they're saying is It's not Avengers It's not Marvel Yeah But isn't that like so strange

I thought the whole point of these Spinoff shows is that you I create freedom to like Yeah you can have like one of them be dark Because it makes sense Like what? That's such a huge mistake And a massive bummer

how lame is that I'm not excited that's really really lame I wanted to be edgy and sad yeah

well so if you're gonna have edgy Star Wars it needs to be set then I had to commit to the voice because I like fucked up one of the first words you know what I mean it's like the most depressing like just with it if you're existing within the universe it's like

yeah good guys lost but like the the ending of episode three is the edgiest thing yeah it's so edgy and it's all emotional and then if you're supposed to

like in continuity then watch Obi-1 and it's all happy and hopeful and lame I just lost it my best friend yeah that's lame and hearing just hearing

Zach Snyder's name kind of obsessed me as well yeah army of the dead was no good yeah that was the one with the Batista right

yeah yeah that was like huge and there's super success on Netflix and now it's going to be a whole they could they could just

put jar on Netflix and it'll be successful yeah just yeah like they're spending how many billions a year just

just give us 10 million million of that. See what we can do. That's fucking right for them. That's shit's all for them. Yeah. We spent literally 500 quid making some shit and just pocket the rest. And it's like the biggest thing, the biggest success on

Netflix. That must be all it takes. If Netflix just decides let's make this one a success and then puts it in front of everyone on Netflix, on everyone who pays for Netflix. Everyone's just like, well, this is in front of me. New for you, John Media. No, but that's the challenge, though, for them is they have all this money

to throw around, but they don't know what the next Squid Game is going to be. So they're just, they're just casting the net wide. So you've just got to hope that, like, you're one of those little bottom feeders that just gets one of the, you know, with the, you're like, I'm just in the corner making my little fucking charmedia movie. We're going to just, yeah, with the whole goal being to just try it's get as least amount of attention as possible

just fly under the radar just make them as mediocre it can't be too bad and it can't be too picked up yeah too much attention it needs to just be like it needs to be so nothing it needs to have Ryan Reynolds in the rock in it and Gallagherty that's what it needs

yeah no because that gets attention yeah so we need no attention it needs to be that movie just without those stars because I'm telling you if those three weren't in what's it called fucking green who's like box office poison we need like the guy from

John Carter that like main guy from that oh shit he can he can carry it Rob Schneider he's the comic relief yeah yeah well he's like the main villain or something a comedic villain maybe

playing off the Kevin Spacey comes back Oh Kevin Spacey yeah yeah No that'd be conflict classic That's too much Oh shit yeah that's good point That's too far R. Kelly. He does the soundtrack.

Yeah, so it's good to know creative stories with a solid kind of intent of what reigns supreme. Yeah. No, that's the lamest thing because it's like if you have a trustworthy writer and you say, make this show

and then you like read what he's written and you're like, eh, oh, this is like too much of a take. Just make what I want. What,

you're making me feel an emotion, but this isn't the emotion I associate with this franchise, I need, uh, if I feel sad for more than 2.6 seconds, then it's bad.

But like, what is wrong with him being in a low, like the character being in a low point after the most eventful thing in his life that takes him to his lowest point takes into his low point but why would you not want to explore the low point of the character where he's sad?

Yeah, it means what's the point of this show? Yeah, it's just going to be Star Wars bullshit and it's like I don't mind Star Wars bullshit but do Star Wars bullshit with like characters that don't really matter like Bobafet or new characters like the the wasse's face The mandolian

This writer who got rewritten He wrote Drive He did the screenplay for Drive Really? Mm-hmm And that Zach Snyder movie No no The one who did the Zach Snyder one

Is who came on to rewrite And make it a bit more peppy And happy or whatever We'll see what it's like But it's kind of lame to read this Just like Yeah Yeah

Like a month or whatever Before it comes out people will like it anyway it's a prequel it's got a uin in it boom boom smack boom boom smack

do you guys have a thing throw out there before I um green beans are better than broccoli green beans are better than broccoli but corner of the cob is better than them both um no broccoli is so superior to shitty

awful green beans that um ruin they're just ruin How do they They're like a little bit sweet Uh huh That's better Than broccoli

Yeah what does broccoli taste of Shit It's just an absorb It's just a twig that you can dip in things Well I'm going to dip this twig in some spicy sauce No but it just tastes like water Yeah exactly But not water like

Green water Green water Green water You're not steaming it right You're not doing it right i've never steamed broccoli through you're boiling it i don't have a fucking steamer do i you go get steamer last you there can you fry broccoli can you fry broccoli yeah what non non tender stem non yeah you're doing tender spruiting tenders it's not the same if if you're talking about

tender stem or purple sprouting my friend yeah both are better around no no no basic normal basic normal even better you have so much customization over the size of the tree shit. Basic normal. Whatever you're doing with your broccoli, I don't want to be a part of. No, but you've got to steam that shit through all the way. It's like slop.

It's 100% slop. It has to be, to be cooked. Yeah. And do you want to eat that? Well, you just have to go back to history, all right? The legends of broccoli, there are far more. Not true, not true. No, because beans. Green beans. It's got the name in it.

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Where? Jeez. I guess we're not playing in Perkson. Welcome to the part of the show where we discussed the Adam project. We've all seen it. We're all going in deep. What are your thoughts? I've no idea what the Adam...

No, I'm not going to watch it. We're not going to watch it. From the get-go, I was somewhat perplexed by the nature of the philosophy. I thought there was a new one for Ryan. Hmm. Yeah. Like going out of his comfort zone, you know? Yeah, definitely.

Like a Netflix original movie, high risk for him. I heard he took a cut on his pay so he could get it made. Big into it, you know. The creative side, he was big in on. the cre... Even though the other month I swear I was reading articles like

The people have read it Ryan Reynolds is taking a break from movie making Yeah The fucking is Tom Holland No No no no no no no no no no

Ryan Reynolds Everywhere it was like Ryan Reynolds is just having a break Because you can't do it anymore He's putting too much hard work And clapped back with too many Top-tier films the guy

hasn't had fucking five minutes to sleep he's been sat on the toilet shitting into our faces for years straight since Deadpool 1

hmm all I can say to that is Rip D yeah before then sorry well no he had toilet breaks

after Rip D so the toilet break wasn't ripped no that that was a toilet break but he's been on the toilet since Deadpool one like he never stood up James should have been on the just non-stop shit well you didn't let me watch it you didn't want to you were at work that day it was one day we had three where Jim came over and we watched Rip D and we made a little video just for a laugh but why aren't you doing more wine Reynolds Hollywood classic

huh it's because Jim's at work he's gonna do more wine minerals movies I'm James and I've got fucking things going on, fuck you. Even if I didn't, I wouldn't want to watch a wire and my old movie anyway. I never do. I hate or... You like him more than me. Actually, no, that's not true. I like Red Notice.

Can we do a video on Red Notice? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, and welcome to the second part. Can we actually do a video on Red Notice? No, I'm never watching that shit again. We don't have to watch it again. I can talk about that fucking... Okay, we can do it right now. Um, Red Notice. was a fucking trash

Netflix movie where all the outtakes were pure classics though I will give it that Yeah, fine, fine I'll give it to you It's hype that the Rock is there Fine, it's hype Galbadot is there Fine, it's fucking incredible

Ryan Reynolds is there, right? It's a generally really fun movie and I like it a lot And I think If you're gonna watch something like Deadpool Or Free Guy or Avengers, any of any Marvel movie,

just watch Red Notice instead and you'll have a much better time. It's better than every... That's the most fucked thing you've ever said. It's better than every Marvel movie I've seen. Fuck off. That's fucked, bro. That is fucked.

No, you're trying to pissing up. Yeah, he's just saying... He's just saying things. He's just saying words to try and get us to... No, no. Okay, on a truthful note, it is better than a lot of Marvel movies. Name three. Better than the Eternals.

Got him there Yes Nice one bro I do like Camille I do like Camille He's fucking beautiful In Mass Effect Andromeda He's in Mass Effect Andromeda

Yeah Yeah he's a Salerian He's in The Walking Dead Yeah That was my introduction to him It's me T I'd never heard that fucking voice before And I'll never forget it

Yeah because it was really like noticeable it's like this this is someone this is someone I should know from the IT crowd he's not on the IT crowd is he he's in um peep show right Big Bang Theory

No he's in Sheldon the prequel He's in Friends Oh he plays young Sheldon in Friends The Seinfeldon in Friends Yeah The Seinfeld Prequel What the fuck are we talking about

This is the part of the show We answer questions from the JARMedia subreddit Legend has it There are some There are some good ones No, there's no We got myths We got legends

Do you prefer myths or legends I personally always prefer myths Leths Myths? Yeah easily You prefer legends, why Just not just because of Legend Legend

Because of HALA Halo legends Oh Anime Yeah Legend I am legend when that Spartan takes off her helmet

and she actually had long hair it's like, oh wow aren't they bringing Iron Legend back I Am Legend? That's the new one right? Well Will Smith is back for Iron Legend too. He survived the grenade Yeah You randomly referenced

Iron Legend the other day didn't you? It was in relation to like gas prices or something Yeah, Iron Legend has cheaper gas than we do now I Am Legend is prescient I have lots of I Am Legend related memories It was the first 15 I saw at the cinema While simultaneously I was 14 So I wasn't actually old enough

And it was one of those like sneaking in My mum sneaking me in to see I'm legend Um getting scared out of my mind They're beginning scary And he's in the dark You don't know what the vampires look like yet The dog bait as well A heartbreaking dog bit

Yeah fuck me man The manipulation No, if Will Smith is good at anything, it's really... It's killing dogs. No, it's making something that would ordinarily be like... Yeah, that's kind of sad into actually like, fuck. But do you not think it's kind of a cop-out to be like... We need some emotion in the scene, let's kill the dog.

Yeah. No, it's pure trash, but Will Smith sells it. That's Will Smith's thing. He's a performer. He's a professional. He's a professional performer. That's never been in question. you know like there's a timeline where he was neo in the matrix I think that

would have made the the matrix worse really I think someone of his like charisma and talent you think it almost would have been too distracting yeah it would have taken away from it suddenly becomes a Will Smith vehicle and stuff yeah yeah whereas maybe like making Keanu this thing like where Keanu didn't really do anything You know? But it was all about Leia, like, his fighting. Yeah, that as well. I don't think Will Smith could have kept up with Keanu in terms of that.

No, but that's another thing that's burned into my mind of those, she's doing those pull-ups when he's in the house with the vampires outside? No, Will Smith is very much capable of being a strong man. Don't get me wrong, but in terms of doing like a taekwondo kick, Or whatever. Hmm, doing bullet time. Not sure if you could do that. Yeah.

Do you think Will Smith could pull off bullet time, James? They'd have to commit full reboot to that to pull that off. Yeah. Yeah. Is Will Smith in the new Matrix? His wife is. As Eon. Elon.

Child of Plinkett is. His wife. She's in the Matrix. She's in the Matrix. Yeah. Which is such a weird. I'd never heard about that two-pack thing I'm watching the interview of the Smith's wife

with him sat there This is a really awkward video Doesn't seem like I've never, I've still not seen it I've ever seen the memes Yeah, I watched it with James I was like, oh my God, this is so uncomfortable This is really uncomfortable

That's like all just out there I feel sorry for my boy Yeah And Smith he's like being really Will Smith about it He's not being But a hurt yeah even though he probably could have you know he deserved to get his side of it you know what are we talking about questions oh yeah let i am legend now now we're going to review i am legend

for a few hours there actually is an i'm legend review on this channel if you want to search it up wait what yeah for a brief period there was like i just just like randomly and inspired like oh um let's watch just some random shit that i remember and then review it on jar there's a few of them there was that one there was that random like movie about the mines going off called kajaki it's like an old jar review yeah man much a random maybe you should do start doing that again yeah yeah review kajaki again i'm gonna review kajaki every day for a month Legend has it though We've got one from

James House One of my favourites I can't believe Alex brought up a story of him Being roasted in the supermarket And then gave no detail Too traumatic So my understanding was that I'd actually

Explain this in a previous episode And that was the reason I skipped over Wait, you got roasted in a supermarket Well The Poofter story Yeah, you think of roasted But that's it That's like the whole story

Some guy called Alex a puff to And the only thing that is notable Is that the guy who said it Was with his Four, five year old son Mm-hmm Teaching him the ways Teaching him the ways

Of how to conduct himself How to be an English man How to be a true English gentleman Yeah An English man Mm-hmm I think it's because I was wearing This very hoodie

Because it's Because it's not grey And covered in Because it's not shit Yeah Not covered in poop Egg Egg

Yeah Creatine Yeah But actually was really traumatic And I'm gonna edit that out So So it was a couple Oh poor baby can't cope with his trauma

I'll edit it out for you So you don't have to go back Oh thanks Thanks That would save me a couple Flimsy Week 6131 says Hascha ever considered making a cameo account I have several slurs

I'd like to pay James to set James has a cameo account It's called At Mark Hamill Why would we ever do that I'm not I don't need money that's bad yet Think about all the apex packs you could buy

It wouldn't be apex packs How many wheels you could buy And all you'd have to do is be like Hi, it's me, I'm James N-word Yeah Yeah but Minimum price would be a thousand

If I'm gonna be saying If I'm gonna be saying the N word I'm not doing that for 20th The Chief is charged in like 20 quid You think you can do You think I'm gonna wish Master Chief saying the M word No he's not

He's not saying he's crazy He says more than the N word Are people gonna have to pay me more For me to say the N word I'd take I'd need way more than a thousand Yeah precisely if you want to personalise N-word from me

£100,000 to my PayPal And then all you ought to do is Look into the camera and say N-word No, a voice-over it So then I can say it's edited What do you mean voice over it? I'll record saying it

But I'll voice over saying it So then I can say it So it's your face with like wrong audio Yes How close have you ever come to paying for a cameo never I've never even gone on websites

it's too alluring was it Nigel Farage Jesus he does he does he does he does he does fuck some of fucking fucking Nigel Farage

but I had this idea like years ago it would be awesome if someone was coordinated enough to like and had enough expendable income to like use cameo to create like a message, you know, if you have enough cameo clips, enough celebrities, if you, if you had a script and had the words, you could like edit it in a way to make it so they're unintentionally saying a message they were never planning to.

So you get them to say multiple different things? Yeah, yeah. And when the whole Idub Sam Hyde thing went down, I saw Sam Hyde has already done this joke. he's spent thousands on cameo trying to get people who have like been on the Joe Rogan experience to say shit he's like written it in such a way so they're shit talking Joe Rogan in these messages to him

I love to show it to you after it's a it's a funny idea but like fuck he's like spent thousands on doing that shit James no this might get you upset though James because this got me upset when I saw it from a chest bin through 2-1. Hi, Jar, I have an apology to make.

For the past year and a half, year and a half, I've been using the catchphrase, boom, boom, smack with my friends. They absolutely love it, like, really love it. And they think I created it. I've never had the heart nor the courage to admit that this is not true, so I'm sorry for stealing jazz valor. Question, do I come clean to my friends or keep the lie going? no you walk away out of disgrace you get out of that friend group because it's built on

on lies when they find out they're gonna be like oh you realize that that's that's where our whole friendship is built on our friendship is built on but yeah this smack no i say fucking whatever use it if people can use boom boom smack to keep lifelong strong friendship use it to for yeah to be the foundation to be the core yeah to be the core not only does that build our egos immensely give us overblown

senses of self-worth but it makes you have friends that make you that give you an overblown feeling of self-worth yeah that's the thing we're just sucking each other off that's what we're doing it's a massive

69 the self-fulfilling cycle of suck off is so fulfilling yeah I would say good on you for writing in because that requires balls you're admitting it first of

you're telling it to us so to which I say keep the lie just take credit for it absolutely agree what part if they're being bamboozled what about one of their friends is giving them credit when they actually know it's us

and he's seeing how long he can make it well then he's got to double down and say what are you talking about I came up with this whole thing on my own it's not the first time

that would have happened in history it's happened countless times money what people invented money and then told everyone in the world

no wrong people individually came up with the idea for money yeah well about this year eight I actually invented Rick and Morty no but that's actually true

yeah you invent 90% of Rick and Morty The only part of Rick and Morty you didn't invent is the name Rick and Morty Yeah And then it came out and my life was ruined Yeah

You would Bebo They used Bebo It's killed my creativity Yeah So what's the point now Anything I make would just be like Oh you're just Rick and Morty copyer

Mm-hmm Fuck it then Well I mean In the long run it's good Because Rick and Morty sucks Major Don I can finally be Pickle Rick follower

I can finally be Picklewick follower Yeah So yeah Take boom boom smack I don't give the fuck Use it Yeah You got no but however

Good afternoon morning evening or night You can we fucking take that Well I mean in real life How can that be taken If they manage to make it their thing And built friendships on it I would say you know No but the amount of YouTubers

as I've heard, you use game on. Well, yeah, but that's lawsuits we're taking care of. They'll mix it all up and shit and just make it trash. It'll be like, good morning, afternoon. That's all I'm learning from this conversation. Every time you find one of these YouTubers, you note down their name, you false DMCA their account. I mean, wait, no, no, what I'd say is, um, steal.

Stealing is good. steal until you absolutely cannot. The amount of times I've said something that I just heard somewhere else just to like make people think I'm smart make people think I'm funny make people think all these things about me

and they have no idea like it's how the world works that's what was smart about and just to jerk ourselves off for a little minute the way you attach yourself to the word boom and James independently attached himself to the word boom at the same time but separately and I attach myself to the word smack

so then us coming together created this new expression saying that though that was a dark time for you yeah but that's part of what gives it the complexity the texture that it has yeah that's why it resonates through to people like reverberations down

through sediment you know like these two things aren't connected but there's an understanding because in in ways everyone can relate to everyone. You know what I mean? Yeah, been there, done that.

Yes, James. Put her there. Now we're starting to get it. We got a fucked up one here that's probably going to end the podcast forever, from Rice Bowl downhill. Do you think there are more doors or wheels in this world? Stop!

Doors or wheels? So, there's, it's a meme. It's a debate, it's a global debate. These fucking scumbags in the world. have to actually have these kind of stupid fucking debates as if we didn't fucking make that that's our fucking thing copying us yet again again it's just pathetic

so people believe there's the question of is there are there more doors and wheels in the world now to get it 100 percent straight we need absolute definition be defined exact right now because doors what doors are you referring to because gates are fucking

doors doors you know I saw what some are the flaps on an advent calendar doors if we're going that deep it's game over exactly for who because that in saying that is every circle a wheel if it can roll is it a wheel

because the definition of will is something the mouse on an axle underneath a vehicle that's like the definition of a wheel but like a fucking wagon wheel is called a wagon wheel just because it's fucking circle a Lego wheel still connects to like an axle no the biggest tire producer in the world is Lego

really yes they make more time than anyone else in the world. Yeah, so... When is Lego going to come out with an actual car? You can build and you can make it look however you want. Yeah, you can do that anyway. So, yeah, a Lego wheel...

A Lego... A Lego wheel is a wheel. A door is a door and it's... About a Lego door. That still counts. But then you think on a conveyor belt, what's a driven bike? like thousands of wheels

it's just driving this belt and then you look at a city building skyscrapers doors doors doors doors no it's it's a pointless question but for a skyscraper there's only a couple sets of doors to get in well no it's every door office

every door every woman has a door oh yeah just a hotel room alone or a hotel suite sorry yeah hotels have thousands of doors yeah but then then a truck a semi truck has like 18 wheels Two doors It's a pointless question

Yeah it's pointless It's stupid This is where we draw the line Yeah This is the one We can talk about The answer is doors though Well I'd say wheels personally

I'd say wheels as well Because of conveyor boats How many vehicles are scrapped Five Well put it put it this way How many doors How many How many

How many doors do you own? How many doors? I've got... I own five. Let me think about this. My car's got five. Yeah, wait, yeah. The average car, most wheels are on cars.

Yes. Right? Every car Well, a lot of... Every car has at least two doors. Yes. And they have four wheels. Well, pretty much all of them have at least three. Including the boot. Yeah, but do you count the boot as a door?

It is because you call a car with two doors and a boot, a three door. No, it's a hatch. A hatch, hatch. But it's three doors. You do say three doors. You say three doors? Yes, it's a three door, but it's a hatchback. But a lot of cars have four doors and a boot, five door.

No, because that's not, no, the boot isn't. Listen to me. I am speaking. I'm speaking. Or you're saying a five door would make it more than four. More than four. The four wheels. So the average, I'd say there are more doors.

no that's fucking bullshit there's no fucking but again that yeah but then motorbikes have two wheels and no fucking doors because it's a motorbike yeah but there are more cars than motorbikes and there are more

have you not looked at fucking Asia fuck me how many fucking bikes in one tiny area there are more cars than motorbikes no Google it bitch yes no this is that yeah

because they're inherently linked think about a train loads of wheels on it but there's also loads of door, fuck this question. No, but there's more wheels on a train than there's doors. But what I'm saying is more often doors can exist separately from wheels. If something

has wheels, more often than not, it has doors. Not entirely. They're inherently linked. They're not inherently linked. Unless you're saying the hinges of a door are wheels. What's something that has... Is there fucking circles? It has wheels that also doesn't have doors. A motorbike. That's it.

A bicycle. That's only because the world is the floor. fucking bicycles how many bicycles are there barely any like 500 probably yeah there's a lot when's the last time you saw a bicycle think of bicycles and motorbikes

no fucking doors so instantly if you consider them no but houses and how many more houses are being put up every day? One skyscraper yeah there are way more houses being built than being destroyed whereas or there are way more

less houses being taken down than cars being taken. And if on every floor of every house you have doors, door frames. That's what I'm saying. There are way more doors. I think I've been swung right. Yeah, fuck wheels. Yeah. 100% doors. Yeah, but you're forgetting something as ours. Chairs. Chairs. Chairs on the bottom of a wheel. Every office. Every office has four. So if you think

there's what? A thousand doors in a skyscraper? There's going to be at least like a thousand fucking chairs. a thousand times four no no no because every on each chair white there's two there's two wheels like that so there's like eight of them fucking there times two then times the amount of yeah that's like 16 wheels on one chair yeah we've underestimated the utility of wheels but also but also what the people need need needs wheels a place to live most people live in houses or whatever yeah but how many houses have a chair have a have an office chair room that equalises

the doors in the house the chair just Alex's room there has more wheels than this entire house has doors and that's just chairs not alone not the TV and the four wheels there's four wheels there where else are the wheels where are the windows doors no because they're windows

no but that can open no no but they're not they're not no windows don't this is definitions matter. We're talking about literal doors, literal wheels. There's no, we're not deviating from that definition

at all. So windows don't count nor do gates. We're talking doors. Wait, gates don't count. Or doorways. What's the doorway into like an estate? A door, a gate. A door. It's basically a door. Wait, so a gate is a door. What are you saying? You're saying a gate isn't a door or a gate is a door? No, it's not

a door, because you're talking about doors. Or is the door or a wheel in a way? No, because a wheel has to be something No, that's what I was saying, because doors on hinges. Hinges on wheels. Why? No, they're not. That's something different.

Because at the same time, if you want to use that logic, you can talk about bearings. Every machine has a bearing in. A bearing is a wheel that spins on an axle. I use bearings all day every day. You could class that as a wheel. So that means every small thing has a bearing in. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, does a door handle in the door have a wheel in it?

If we're including bears, this is a wheel. just getting ridiculous. Bears? You're saying bears that have like one leg remove and got a wheel or whatever? No, no, if you think about it, there is more wheels. Because of chairs, because small things like

wheelchairs, wheelchairs, roller skates, skateboards. Every bicycle, motorbike, cars, loys, vans. About every birdhouse with a door. That's no, because it's not, no, because it's different.

No. So birds don't count all of a sudden if they're using doors? Okay. Birds aren't using doors. They're not closing doors. Okay, the commenters will feed back on this. Oh, man. Just think, no, because if you go to a city.

It's impossible to follow this through to a conclusion that is clear. The numbers are so fucking high. Yeah, but the variables are so high too. Yeah, that's why they need all the wheel manufacturers and all the door manufacturers. is to finally come together and give us the fucking data. Well, that's never going to happen. No, they need us to...

Well, now we start the change dog or petition. We get it out there. We start the conversation. We start pushing that information out there so we can finally get what we deserve. You realize there are two doors for every one wheel in this world.

Something needs to change. If we can just get some kind of professional acknowledgement so we can just end this. You know? I did have something really like profound to say at some point in this discussion but really early on in it i totally forgot what i was going to say well yeah because i was thinking about animals that yeah have we

you know you know in nature because there's such thing as a trapdoor spider right yeah so there are spiders that make doors you know in nature there is no wheel there is not a that's why the invention of the wheel don't like don't reinvent the wheel the wheel needed inventing the door didn't but a um no the door did no the door didn't need inventing because nature invented it what about like a trapdoor spider trapdoor spider is a trap is a trap door a door i'm gonna say yes because trap door no you can't use that as in just because it's in the name because then wagon wheels are wheels which means there's more that's that instantly makes wills win well i mean what do you mean by why do you mean the food yes

but every single one that is created if wagons wheels are a wheel then that means um like a rice cake as a wheel exactly but then food yeah but who's to say it's not a wheel it could be a wheel you stick a fucking toothpick through the middle of a rice cake yeah and then roll it's gonna roll

perfectly like a wheel yeah it's on an axle then general grievous's bike that's a wheel that's like two wheels with spikes on it dangerous Dangerous So I think we settled it to be honest It's Wilson It's James' favourite band

The Doors Sorry, the wheels Got a couple more here No, we're done We've got, we've just We're talking about We just ended on a hot debate And you just want to fucking

We're nowhere near done You're forgetting 27 minutes of this recording Is you doing a poop you doing a shit you too like me I want to make Vortico and go I developed the whole strap

I've got to cut the line I needed to poop for the last six hours but the strat is you just released it is a shoe a door because you're your shoe is a portal yeah

shoes a portal to comfort and supremeity why are you wearing your shoes upstairs yeah what the fuck no surely a zip is a door then no fuck you

why are you wearing your shoes no a zip is a vortex Wait Alex, sorry Hold on, please just hold that thought James, why are you wearing your shoes? You wearing your shoes? Yes. Am I?

But I don't fucking go off of people for wearing shoes in places They sometimes think Shouldn't have shoes in them There's a difference here Because I hosed these down today And I know they're clean. You hose them down

Why do they look like I just fucking Spread my ass on? Because that's just permanent staining, bro. That's not, look. Ooh I hosed them down I shot the mud off I didn't fucking soap them down

I didn't use a sponge You hose down fabric trainers And then put them No I put them Fuck off Yeah I was wearing them when I did And then I put them in tumble dryer Interesting

That is disgusting I needed to wear them today Wait so dirty shoes In a tumble dryer They were cleaner They're clearly fucking not Does that look dirty to you Does that look dirty?

Yes. That's not dirty. Look. E! Wee! Let's it, melt your shoes. There you go. Right.

We've got one more then. If James is absolutely just getting upset. Yes, you've upset to me. This door will conversation. It's a question for you two, James. From a stray berry filling. Question for James. But others can answer two.

I was watching all the old casts, and in one, James was talking about his obsession of biting his nails. Did you ever get over it? And if so, could you tell me how to put an end to it? I do it all the time, but it's automatic for me, so I don't even think about it sometimes. Thanks, Mingus. If you've got this far, you should know the fucking answer, because I've been biting them all episode. Yeah, I can't. I see. I used to buy my nails a lot. I used to buy my nails a lot. Look, you can see there's a bit...

The answer is identification. no um yeah for me dedication yeah superiority yeah see for me the thing that changed my my whole approach was i had this whole thing against i fucking hate cutting my fingernails with scissors like small scissors fuck that you need the actual nail clippers they got the curvature to them you can do it easily when you're using the scissors you can just cut a bit too much off and you're just in pain. Nah.

Yeah, get some nail clippers. Some nice nail clippers. Some people wear like nail varnish. Tried it. Does it taste fine? You get used to the taste. What? You're not supposed to eat it. James loves it. It made James more hooked.

Yeah, no, because it's the thing is like, it's supposed to be your taste so disgusting. It makes you stop biting them. But if you just keep going back and keep biting them, you get past the taste. It doesn't work. It's an anxiety thing. I'm never gonna be let's stop it

It's just something kind of naturally do For me it was The like pain I was causing the ends of my fingers Was too great for me to To continue doing it What's mean, what pain? What pain? All the hang nails, all the like, you know You're chewing too far beyond

Oh, I'll get to the point You're always looking for something to chew on Yeah By your fingernails Yeah This is the weirdest thing for me Because there was never a moment where I was like you know what you need to stop

doing this I just did and I guess when you reach the level of me and Alex I guess that's it huh it will just happen but until then you're going to be a James It's just a thing

That was a joke I'm sorry It doesn't really bother me all the much Good Normally aches my teeth more than anything else I'll tell you what bothers me and that's needing to really badly pee Go do a little pissy boy then

Why, when we're at the end That was the last question Yeah, thank you for watching this episode Charmedy Podcasts, we'll catch you next time Or will we Ha ha ha ha Will Watchers are we Huh

Huh? Eh? Huh? That's not what it was, it wasn't Huh? I'll go do pee, pee, peep, peep, peepoo. No, don't stop it. Me and James are doing another hour.

Okay. No, I'll stop it. Oh, miss the eye of the mountain below. Oh, fuck, it's been a hurt. Oh, I'm gonna go play in Pakistan. whee-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hruh. Thank you. Thank you.