JAR Media Posdact - Yaddle Rising Revengence - Corncast 19

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

Please note: I wanted to do more editing on the audio but I simply ran out of time. I'm (Alex) working on a new setup so I talked into the side of the mic a few times by accident, shouldnt happen next episode! https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Housekeeping 10:40 Alex Watched The Clone Wars 21:48 Ruben & Jim Gush about MGS V 31:41 Mid Break & Patron Names 43:19 Debate Roleplay 44:51 JAR Thumbnail Tattoo 48:22 Perfect Length of a Game 51:42 Favourite Beatles Album and Member 53:47 Music that Changed You 1:00:39 The 1% & Autonomous Cars 1:11:11 Food Theory 1:13:29 Is Halo Infinite going to be bad and or have a BR mode PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast 19. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by, hmm, who should we start with? This is the hardest part for me as choosing who to intro first, but I know who to do. Are you ready for Teddy? Yeah. Here I am. I am. But I guess, no, it took me a while to register.

just said that you were referring to me. I was just like, sent that late. Do the dog boat. I was like a dog. We got the audio jungle gym over there. Yeah, what's up? I'm wearing a gown. I'm feeling down.

And I'm wearing a frown. And the Martian melf hunter, James. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. What did I say, James? What did I say to you right before we began? All right. did he do it straight away no i didn't i didn't

no you did what you did do it i didn't mean to um and also do you are you keeping the mic away from your face and like going to it no time or something no you are don't lie because i had to edit it out every time you spoke last episode

no i just did just then because i was writing for the intro but it's down and we're fine you know yes it's a fine day this is a we are down with the homies you know this is the time of the year for homies. Here's a, you know, celebratory time of the year, this 2020 coming to an end. We've got a few more weeks after.

But before we get too deep, I want to shout out the patrons over at the JAR Media Patreon. They make the audio version possible. Head over there if you want to support us. And be shouted out in the middle section. Let's do some housekeeping. This is going to be a good housekeeping based on just this last week, okay? First, I want to shout out the JAR Media Reddit. The mods over there have been.

sorry, I mean subreddit. People hate when I call them reddits. That's what Reddit is... What they are! Yeah, they've updated the jar media rules, and they're very strict now. For example, number one is I'm a big dog, big bear, N-word, I'm a lion.

Number two is, I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding. And it kind of goes on like that, all the way of the rule 15. He's a man. Where the fuck is Mario Judah? So I just want to shout that out. Asap Cracker Vivo said Can the Corn Boys pull off a GTA

Heist mid-corncast? And I'm going to go ahead and say no. No. Definitely not. There's no way. With two unorganized? I think that's... I think it'll be disorganized

if I think you'll find. It'll be possible, but it would be a bad episode because we'd just be playing GTA. Focusing on that. I could do it. I suppose they were reasonably hard to coordinate well.

I don't know they were, but I also hated GTA at that time. You've always hated this GTA. I know, I do hate this GTA. And there's a very good reason for why I hate this GTA. And that's that the character models make people want to be sick whenever I see them. I can't get, I just can't play that game because the character models are horrible. That's just my main gripe for that game. The Bosch says, I can't wait to hear you guys talk about the law of Yaddle.

for an hour, because of course the thumbnail was some bullshit like baby Yadal confirmed to Bidath Mall or something. We'll talk more Star Wars in a bit when we get to the subjects, but do you guys know the Yadal law? Because I actually looked into it and found out Yaddle's kind of story. Because you know Yaddle just disappears after the Phantom Menace and just isn't in it after them. Yeah. What the fuck is Yaddle? Giant Yoda. It's the girl Yoda.

from the phantom that's giant oh yeah why is she huge she's not giant is she she's just like normal no I'm pretty sure she's like in the encyclopedia wasn't bigger than a human yeah is that all I'm thinking

that DK's encyclopedia is probably like not law anymore probably most of it on earth but Yaddle appears in a fucking movie Yaddle's real yeah Yaddle's actually in episode one I'm not joking in the Phantom Menace yeah Yaddle is on

Star Wars.com Yeah, Yaddle's like a fan favorite dude But there's like a whole story with her Sacrificing herself to save Anakin And that's why she's not in attack of the clans What? Yeah, she's like dead I just thought Yadle was like

Some stupid word, you know? It just kept saying it Oh right Yeah, probably should have Yeah Just assume everyone knows what Yadil is Why didn't they call her Yodel. That's too far. Yadl's much better.

Yeah, you've gone way too far with that one. Is that a thing that, like back then, every, every Yoda character had to start with a Y? All of that species. You say every Yoda character, but there's only been two, now three, with baby Yoda. Yeah. Which we haven't revealed the name. We haven't said our thoughts on his name. I already accidentally read it somewhere anyway.

Did you read it on Reddit? We'll keep it. We won't spoil it here or anything, but yeah, I did spoil it by accident. Peter says, and this might annoy some of you, you can't seriously be saying Pepsi is better than Coke. Everyone knows Coke is far better and the only reason anyone ever drinks Pepsi is because they have exclusivity deals with a lot of restaurants. Maybe this is an America versus England thing,

but I don't think I could find anyone older than 12 around where I live. around where I live who thinks Pepsi is better. See, I was, I would say the opposite. And it's like, you know, if you're a stupid baby, then maybe you think Coke is better. But I think that actually most people, yeah, I think quite a lot of people I know have come around to Pepsi, you know, in later life. There's another thing we're not considering, though, Rubin, is we don't drink the, like, full sugar versions.

I don't, I don't know what the difference is between full sugar Pepsi and full sugar Coke, to be honest, like, just off the top of me. I don't know. And I don't fucking care. Yeah, but they're like zero version or whatever, and I know they're bad for you too, but you know, pick your poison. You know, I think the Pepsi ones way nicer as far as the zero sugar. My whole thing is that like Pepsi Max versus Coke Zero, Pepsi is just, it feels more lighter to drink and just nicer. It's just tasted.

It has more flavor. Coke Zero is kind of gross. I would have disagreed with you guys. Like Ruben was saying people that have come around recently, I have come around in the past week. Yeah, see? Pepsi Max is genuinely so much nicer than Coke Zero. It is a delicious drink. I think it is a full of bodied, Kohler experience, you know?

Yeah, I'll say that. I think it is full of bodied in the sense that, you know, if I was talking about a whiskey or some shit, you could describe it as a full-bodied whiskey. Pepsi is the full-bodied cola experience. I didn't realize it was such an underdog but anyway all the drinks in America have that stupid corn syrup shit yeah corn syrup

so their drinks are probably completely different anyway yeah no I when it comes to little like drinks like that I think the regional differences make a huge difference with how they're just like produced it's the same thing like Guinness so you can't compare like Coke Pepsi

here to Coke Pepsi in America or Africa or Russia or Japan they're all just completely different. Yeah, I fear. I genuinely fear for some of the Americans out there with some of the chemicals they're allowed to put in their food. I had no idea this was like a thing until reading recently about how like we just won't use certain chemicals in the UK.

Like they're banned and you can just buy them in certain products in America. It's crazy, man. It's crazy. That's for unregulated. British Superior A. British Superior. Britain. British. We had a couple of.

of responses to this concept we discussed last episode of naming your children the same name as you or having a family name that goes through the generations um that yorn mower has a funny observation i didn't think of PSA to all jar members and jarlings don't name your kids the same name as yours hello jar i just want to give my thoughts on naming your kids the same as yours the reason to never do this is because while you're doing the deed to make children there's a good chance that your partner will scream your name. No one wants to know that either their mom or dad is screaming their name. I'm having sex. Don't do it, Jod. Don't be a dick to your kids. Man, Walrus 12 says, is an American man with the same name as my dad slash grandfather, etc?

I feel obligated to chime in on Alex's opening question from the intro of last week's cast. I'm the fifth consecutive guy in my family to be named Manuel, and it's a bit annoying. Things were a bit confusing when I was a little kid, but there would be four manwells in the house at once at family gatherings. But other than that, it doesn't create that much of an issue. My family came into the US from Cuba in the 50s, so the practice actually originated there. I don't really like my name because I think it sounds kind of odd, and people in America aren't that great at pronouncing it. Do you think they call it a manual? That's a good challenge.

Manwool. I don't think I'd continue the tradition even if my dad wanted me to because I wouldn't wish that name upon my own son. Also, after being in America for 70 years, it's been so long that nobody in my family speaks Spanish anymore, we're basically American and don't have any ties to the name other than tradition. That said, if Alex doesn't keep his first-born son, Aki, with 2Ks, I'm going to have to order you to surrender that AI, keep up the good work.

That's an interesting perspective. I hadn't thought about that. The main thing to me, I don't know if I said this last time, but, like, you're all. already getting the last name from your dad. Why do you need to have the first name as well? Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah, is it just like, sure you can be a bit more creative, right?

Like what TV you should be enjoying at the time? Just name. Yeah. Walter. Yaddle, you know, just something simple. Let's go into some topics then. Speaking of Mando, I've got something to admit, all right? And I don't know how you guys are going to react to this.

I just want you to be surprised. Probably we've discussed. It might be, genuinely. I did it. I delved into the Clone Wars and I've seen the major arcs. Well, some of the major arcs. I was most attracted to all the Mandelaw arcs, for those who've seen it,

know what I'm talking about, because that seemed the most interesting to me. And I don't know, I started with, like, an arc from season two, then one from season three, because I kind of just wanted to get to the later seasons because the earlier ones are so so aged and dated

and they look they're just a product of the time basically and I just wanted to get especially to the later season because when I first heard about the Clone Wars the first thing that flashed into my head was if Assoca is this character that existed the whole time then what happened during Order 66 so that was the whole interesting

that's the only like the biggest like conceptual thing idea from the Clone Wars that was interesting to me and they finally actually get to that in the in the last season and it's actually pretty good something about order 66 just as like a framing device just works really well it was the same in that Dark Souls rip-off game like orders yeah fool-in-order I mean it's in the name but like yeah it's always waiting for it to happen yeah and just it uses characters like you would anticipate and expect, like, if this story was included in the prequels, I feel like they

would be pretty good. The Soka is an essential character for that whole period working, because you'd need like a jumping on point that isn't anarchy. Yeah, it's, it's a really good, it's always fun to explore the implications of it in every character. What were they doing during this time then? Oh, right, they're dead or something like that. Yeah.

It's just always like, oh, okay, that's where they were. obviously they bring Darth Moore back and that's always something I felt kind of weird about because it was like why do you not just do that in the movies like he's such a huge he was such a huge part of the first movie why would they just get rid of him and never bring him back in the films and his like side stories do suffer a bit because of that because they just inherently feel less important because you know it will never tie into the major stuff in any way but at the same time the way they use him is kind of cool because Dave Faloni he's he's so obsessed with Style Wars and so true to it that like he'll keep characters entire motivation down to the only reference they got in the movies so for example Darth Moore's one line was like at last we'll have revenge so in the clone wars his entire motivation is all about revenge his entire thing is just like revenge and building up like a pirate army and being this weird like religious zealot where because he knows that the the the Palpatine has a plan because he was obviously his like apprentice so he's like

trying to warn people that something crazy is coming, something's happening, and he believes him. And that's such a cool idea for that character, and I wish that was in the... Yeah. So he's the Alex Jones of the star was... Yeah, he's like, but you know is the audience... Palpatine's going to turn the fucking frogs gay. By the way, I just want to apologize for the, uh, the discord recording, um, being like really blurry because my internet, it's not a wide connection at the moment, so the Dark Souls footage will be a little bit blurred, so sorry if you're watching that at a certain point.

No, it's just like that. It's just like that. It's like that for me. Yeah, it's like a mosaic at this point. Yeah, so... No, no, it's okay again for a bit. Jim's the one playing, so I'm not able to record it, like, from my PCs, so apologies for that. So what you're saying is you've kind of, you've turned around on it, and all of the people that commented in its defense were white. They were right, but the Mandalorian didn't exist, so I didn't have been, So I didn't have my way of getting into it, you know?

No, I get you. I can't expand without really talking about the Mandalorian in more depth, and I'm not going to spoil it, sorry. I'm actually going to start watching it. That is the way to do it, because the completionist of me was so anti the Clone Wars because I want to watch the whole thing. It seems so wrong to me to just pick and choose random sections to watch. But when you go through, there are so many episodes,

and one was like, Jarjall Binks and Mace Window hookup. And I say, I can't, with shit like that, I can't be bothered. I just want this straight up, like, I want to see the love story with Obi-1 and this woman that fleshes out. I saw an episode with that. Yeah, that arc's really good. That was probably my favorite one that I've seen so far. Did you, is there just like a guide on, you know, how to watch it for these specific arcs? Yeah, there's not actually the best thing.

So the way I did it was just Googling around, like, what are the episodes with Darth Malin and do it that one? What are the Mandalorian arcs? Because they're like multiple. And you can see the way that like in the later seasons

all the kind of throwaway junk episodes kind of pay off in some way. Like one of the random later episodes I watched happened to include a character that was established in one of the like

episodes in season one that I just happened to have seen and always thought it was like that's lame and throwaway. But I guess it's just day Faloni's kind of style. I really think this like matchup of Philoni and John Favreau.

I didn't like what he did with Lion King, but he seems to get Star Wars and that kind of Saturday morning serial storytelling stuff. Yeah. Because I don't want to spoil anything with the Mandalorian, but I'm enjoying myself

each week with that. Yeah, I'm going to watch it. I'm going to start watching it. I'm going to claim my Disney Plus from my I would say there's definitely some things you obviously have to get over because like I've spent the last couple years kind of come into terms with the prequels as like a concept and just accepting them for what they are

and finding the the good ideas in the story just kind of expanded stuff it's taken a long time for the prequels to get good in this in that aspect and like watching all the directors commentaries and stuff and hearing what georgey boy was trying to go for I'd still sooner watch those over any of the sequels now, to be honest with you. Yeah, because now all the stuff that exists around the prequels, there is a genuinely really good story there. Yeah, you have to pick and choose parts of it, but the actual story all on paper is really fun to explore now because there's so much just, there's so much depth to it at this point.

They just shut the bed with the three largest products that they were meant to release from the Star Wars. How cool would it then if there was, if there was no Disney movies, for like a long time and they started with the series like the Mandalorian just how huge the hype would be and if they actually spent the time to plan out

like an awesome trilogy or something that was my topic anyway just sort of throw out the Clone Wars and that actually gave it a chance and quite liked it Oh yeah I'm surprised Yeah well it's made me think maybe I maybe because once I

you know get watching the Mandalorian it might make me want to I don't know just have a look at it the way you did just There is obviously some cringe shit in there but I don't know my tolerance for that's pretty high

but the thing is that people are turning it away you need to remember that inherently Star Wars is for a younger audience yeah that's why it wasn't bothering me because it was yeah classic George

kind of like yeah George Lucas would love this shit and it's like I can't even bad at that you know I mean maybe that is what maybe Star Wars should always be that way it doesn't need to be I can't

did we talk about this last week about the idea idea of like like superhero characters it's like why do they need to why doesn't need to be an edgy version I think it's a child I was talking to you about that separately but yeah no I think it is that same idea this almost does work best when it's just like you know you can have edgier moments because kids love a little edgy moment like in in Revenge of the Sith when Anakin shows his evil eyes everyone when I was like eight that was

fucking cool I was asked he's evil now he's a baddie you've got to You can have some edgy moments. Kids get it. I think you need edgy moments. There are actually loads of edgy moments in the Clone Wars. I didn't realize, like, how edgy it is. Oh, yeah. I watched, I watched, like, I don't know, I watched a good two seasons of it,

but it wasn't season one and two because I'd already watched just when I was a kid. I used to just watch the Clone Wars show, and it was all out of order, in fact, but I'd start an episode about seeing it. So I'd seen, like, a hundred episodes. or something already. But I did see some of that edgy shit. Anakin being like, no, I'm going to kill them for real. Yeah, it's what you'd expect.

Like, I did see an episode where Anakin like murders someone and everyone's a bit like shocked about it and actually kind of establishes his character a bit more and teases out the evil in him. And they also explain that whole thing of like, I never understood in the original prequel like why you couldn't train someone over that the age of, you know, Anakin in the Phantom Enis was and why that was a problem. And they actually explore that and explain it, like in the Clone Wars and other media. So that kind of shit helps.

I don't know. It's either Stockholm syndrome, like, finally setting in for the prequels or it's genuinely quite good. It's weird because it's one of those things that I said to, I was just talking to one of my friends, actually, about Destiny. And then I said it to, I said it to January of the day. I couldn't, I couldn't rightly recommend Destiny to anyone. I couldn't recommend starting that game don't bother. Unless you already are in it, unless you've already been in it

for a long time, don't fucking play it, just don't bother. The only reason I can get anything out of it. Well, yeah, the only reason I can get anything out of it is because I've already played loads of it. And yeah, I already did that and whatever. But I wouldn't recommend it to anybody now.

I just wouldn't. So I guess it's kind of like that with Star Wars. There was a bitter sweet angle to it, just the sense of it's like man these beats really should have been in the movies and they could have been really cool but whatever i guess at least we have uh the for an order you know series whatever that will become yeah i i do think the future of star wars is in tv in serial storytelling and then you know a video game every yeah video games two and a half three years we

have a bunch of time because it's everything was so rushed over and like just well priorities were all wrong in that sequel trilogy but we don't need to talk about that in this episode I know what mine and Jim's topic can be we have a topic thing go on shoot Metal Gear Solid 5 is

one of the greatest games ever made damn that's yeah making the claim you know I like it more than I did when I played it you know a lot five years ago do you want to bring in a a Metal Gear question

is there one yeah I don't know if you want to talk about this well dirty granny pants actually has this question how would you rank the metal gear games also what are your thoughts on the fourth game in the solid series

well still sorry while I still enjoy some of it I find it doesn't have the same isolated atmosphere blah blah thanks for being so low you guys are great and I appreciate your content thank you so you think it's the best metal gear where where is it kind of

I mean I mean contextually I don't know Maybe I'd say like three because of what it was at the time. Well, first of all, I just want to preface that neither of us have played Metal Gear Solid 1 because we're just not old enough. And we haven't played Metal Gear 1 or 2. Yeah, it's quite hard to actually get a hold of Metal Gear Solid 1 and play it. There's not a particularly good way of doing it.

I know that there was a GameCube remaster that you could play via a certain piece of software if you really wanted to. Can't say it because Nintendo might do something. And I think that might be the best way to. I think it's called the Twin Snakes or some shit. Yeah. There's not really a good way of playing it.

Yeah. And Metal Gear wanted to I just feel like I have started Metal Gear 1. Have you been replaying 5 or something recently? What may we get to this conclusion? Why did we? I bought it because in the steam sale I could get it in Ground Zero is like the special edition for six quid

so I thought fuck it why not and yeah the main complaint with Metal Gear Solid 5 is that it's not a proper Metal Gear game like the inherent sort of free nature of it the lack of like a strict narrative it's way less linear

but I think at the same time that sort of makes it the best game yeah it is its freedom it really it's not just like freedom for the sake of it really excels in the freedom it gives players and it's non-linearity

and the way the game looks and everything and the cornyness like to me it totally is Metal Gear it's got everything metal gear needs to be good. Yeah, it has all the really essential elements of

why Metal Gear is what it is, I think yeah, I would agree. Out of the ones you played then, what's your rank? It's been a long time. I'll start at the bottom. What are your thoughts on four? Because the question was about four specifically. Okay.

My thoughts on four are that I haven't haven't played it but i just respond to the question about you know that the feeling of isolation understanding is that it's it's very much coming to a head with its anti-war sentiments uh and so being as it's set in a war zone can't i guess you can't really be on on your own i guess it's just one of those inherent things when like a big series comes to an end usually it's like here we go all the parts are in play you can't really have anyone be on their own anymore we're at the end now everything is going to be like tied off it so the main critique of that game is just the

cutscene shit. The cutscenes are ludicrous. There is an equal amount of cutscene to gameplay, I'm pretty sure. It's like 11 hours of cutscene. It's insane. But you're a big fan.

It's ridiculous. It was not like a dream? Well, the thing is, the gameplay of that one with how like contemporary it is compared to the others

it doesn't like feel good enough yeah it was on that PS3 controller as well that thing was yeah that definitely didn't help but um it's it's full of like the shit that you'd want like it really is just the

fan service the game but that's also sort of the point because I actually watch like a a video analysis thing on Melga Solid for recently people love it and we'll fight to the death to defend it

Yeah And I don't blame them But the game is sort of about Like just running a series Into the ground I think that's why The character you're playing as Has like

Aged significantly In like very little time And he's being held together by Something artificial And that's there any reason He's still going Metacrote no it's it's super meta

like kajima loves that stuff obviously he always has but I really respect it for that stuff but again gameplay wise it's it's the one that I probably don't really ever want to play again okay

about three that that and Peace Walker because Peace Walker being a PSP game you know it's just so limited and what it can do so they're at the bottom for me um then metal gas solid too yep that one's awesome and it's awesome

again like it's it's known for like predicting the future yeah no but like he because it was when it was before the internet was really that big of a thing and he talks about like the dangers of the internet

like way before it was a real thing really that's cool yeah so that game story's awesome main problem for me is that the whole game is based on like a like an oil rig or something big big show yeah yeah so a platform yeah yeah the areas get kind of repetitive yeah yeah that that would probably be i remember that about it and then it might be tied for me but five and three three is so ridiculously good is it a coincidence

the ones with big bars yeah the ones at the top yeah and I like watched all the way through on YouTube ah three is so fucking good

yeah and the the period piece nature of both of those as well yeah that they're based period pieces are just inherently cool

they add a cool yeah yeah and like Kajima loves to go into excessive detail on like aspects from time periods

and stuff um Don't you like I know it doesn't really count as part of the normal series but the Sword game What was it called? Revengeance Oh Rising Revengeance is so good

That is an awesome That's the best name Revengeance It's so fantastic It's not canon either is it It's not canon in Metal Gear Solid Or something they didn't I sort of hope it isn't canon

because it's like... It's a fucking... It really takes it to a stupid level. Yeah. Because like... So, riding the character from Metal Gear Solid 2, at the start of the game, he fights the Metal Gear

introduced to Metal Gear Solid 2. And to like display how strong he is now, he literally picks this giant robot up by the arm. It's like swinging it around and shit. That game just loses its fucking mind. Fuck. yeah but that's a great game damn

well uh that's uh do you want to know something sad about what rising of vengeance though when when they launched it they did a they put a massive advertisement of where it on a building

yeah a mural of him yeah and they've taken it down yeah they did just for the day it's fine yeah I saw that that's so bizarre I bought no go on go on it's just a stupid anecdote

Imagine being someone who's not into games and there's just this fucking robot guy on a building and then it's a game from like seven years ago. It actually says it said next to it as well Metal Gear Rising Revengeant's like what does somebody who has no concept of that make of it? Like what the fuck does Metal Gear

Rising Revengeantion? What the fuck does that mean? I had a steel book case I had a steel book case of that illustration of riding it's very very cool why they must just see like the company who did it why did they leave it

they just like let's just leave it on this building for everyone to see for years it just has to be that metal gear or every game just abandoned I love that yeah like it couldn't have been that valuable of a like advertisement

they could just leave it there for seven years yeah Anyone have anything else to add before we go to mid-break? Um James Soft Tummy James Soft Tummy feel funny and yummy

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Ha ha. Welcome to the second half of the Corncast, where we answer questions from the subreddit. I said it right this time. Stage D.K. is going to start us off with the questions you can leave there if you like. Roll play. James and Jamie are political leaders

debating each other on national television. Unfortunately, they insist on changing the topic to English chocolate so Alex, the moderator, has to keep them on track. Ruben is an American reporter named Eddie Brock. So today we're I'm going by the right wing leader James.

No, okay, no, I'm not participating in this roleplay. Fuck you. Okay, will you do it if we invert it? Yes. Okay, here's the left wing leader James. Well, good afternoon, my name is James. Here's the right wing leader, Jim. Okay, I'm going to have to stop this debate right here.

what mediator introduces the political dudes as left wing and right wing

I'll do that I'm supposed to say like you've got no political history or anything what am I supposed to say uh uh uh

uh James can be the UKIP no no why that is the party you most align with. Oh, you're really going to drag me like this, Jamie.

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I'm gonna have to do this too Because I don't Uh Oh fucky Wait is the naked guy Running away or towards the That was changed That doesn't count

It counts to me no it doesn't I think I'd get Alex will you allow my one repeat your one the naked guy and the hippo yes I will allow it because that's still probably saved

in the thumbnail folder possibly the one of Kanye and Joe Rogan slightly stressed. Okay. Did Jen's answer?

It's difficult. It's really difficult. I was going through the Jamiesje thumbnails and you get to like the era of the 100s and below and the thumbnail quality just absolutely drops. There's literally

a initial D one. I drive so fast I became anime, yeah. we just hadn't reached the levels of like post irony that we have now you know in the world yeah still figuring it out and everything everything's much funnier now than it was before it's it's difficult it's generally difficult but it's if i had to it might it might be the 250 2 5000 dogs poo or you think What's 2,000? Poo-Yooping, yeah. What's 2,000-5,000 mean?

10,000? It's because we're talking about some statistics. 25,000, I just wrote. I didn't even care to me. I was like, what? I was James saying it? 25,000? Yeah, I can't remember why I did that.

It's often a very spur of the moment kind of decision. It's always like my favorite time of the week when you message us and say, guys pick between these names. It's just like what it was last time. Yeah, this week's options or last week I message you guys

like, okay, so which is a better name? Chup, Chubba Chup? Or Yadal revealed to be Darth Moll? The Yoda revealed to be Darth Mour. And

they obviously went with a Yadil revealed to be Darth Maw. it's an iterative process one of my my probably my most favorite my most favorite my most favorite fun now is the adventure begins

corncast one I love that fun now yeah that's a good one I get a shirt of that that's what I'm saying only shallow has one gooday procurers of clunge

James comments on the recent cast about video games simply not being fun anymore truly resonated with me. I've been working my way through the MCC for the first time and recently beat Halo C.E, clocking in around 12 hours according to Steam, which was the most fun I've had with a single-player FPS since I played the first Doom in 2016. Do you think that there's an optimal length for a game to be personally? It annoys me when people complain about a game

being 10 to 12 hours long even if it's amazing. I struggle to get an into expansive of 50-hour RPGs, and I would gladly take a masterfully created infinitely replayable eight-hour campaign like the Resident Evil 2 remake over the Witcher 3 any day. Your unparalleled critique and punditry would be greatly appreciated to fellow's game. I think a game should be no longer than about four seconds, okay, and I think that the game should be opening packs and that each each game should cost you at least

£2.50 and you know do people complain about that kind of length 10 to 12? Because isn't that what that new Spider-Man game is and that seems about right?

Yeah it seems perfect to me yeah for a game like that I think that's perfect because if it was like 40 hours and it was pushing it because things start to wear thin like you know a game

if it has simple gameplay isn't necessarily bad unless of course you make them You make a player do it over and over and over again in really repetitive scenarios Like in the case of any one of the modern Assassin's Creed games Modern is in the past three Yeah, well so I don't want a 40-hour HALA game I don't want a three-hour HALO game

I want a nice four to seven-hour HALO game Well yeah I think I'm replays and shit Halo 3 might be a little bit short despite how good it is just because it's like the apex of it but I don't know I'd like to see a game that kind of length 10 to 12 because I think that's about what is required for the story to get in there and actually be something because I don't know it's really difficult when you're like three four hours long to do anything that meaningful I don't know like an example of like a perfect game to me is

uh portal one sorry i'm i'm speaking i suppose in terms of like huge projects because obviously like limbo is is appropriate yeah yeah yeah no that's exactly it it does depend on the game because i think the witch uh justifies its length yeah like there's not a wasted quest in that game there's not a wasted bit yeah yeah that is an aspect like the same with skyrim um Yeah, it just, it's a game by game basis, you know, because I think the Doom 2016 was way too long. Yeah, that's the game I felt that with, but I feel, I feel Eternal has fixed that problem for me.

Yeah, I think Eternal is the perfect length. Yeah, it's about right. Yeah, um, Jay underscore Chadwick has one for us. Following 18's outro, God, I can't speak. today. Favorite Beatles album and member? Kanye West is my favorite member of the Beatles. Yeah, I'll like a

pepper for me. I've only listened to one mate. It's the white album. That's really good. Let me have a quick gander. It's obviously a portal, right, Ruben? I'm trying to think. Rudin just wants to fur you.

I mean, it's not going to be I hit my wife. It's not going to be him. I hit my wives, actually. Not going to be him. The other two, I don't know, fuck it, by the process of elimination is Paul McCartney.

Just give it to Paul for that. No, I like the ringer. He wrote the shittest Beatles song. Which one? Yellow Submarine. That was his brainchild. Oh, right. Yeah, because that's the Beatles, I can't see.

They gave him one chance, and he fucking flew it. In the land. That was the bar. Yeah, that's the thing. We listened to it so much when we were kids. Maybe that's... It is like a... It's a nursery song.

Yeah, it's a baby song. It's a baby song. Do you find it weird that they also released, like, I'm the walrus? They did both. Yeah. Yeah. That is a great song, though. Yeah, mine might be the magical mystery tour.

Yeah, that one's really good as well. I really like the, the weirder ones. Weird Beatles is what I like. Yeah, I don't like the magical mystery tour album cover, though. Freaks me out. It is creepy, but I don't know, I like that weird. Does it not remind you of the Shining when that guy's getting sucked off by that? Because it's quite a weird album.

Yeah, it's just, I don't know, makes me feel a little bit sick. I got Pussy on the Brain X, says, I recently got into Bjork's music, and I've been obsessively listening to her for the past week or two. It's genuinely some of the best music I've ever listened to and has almost changed the way I look at music. I was wondering if any of you have had an artist that has changed the way you feel about music, or if any of you are familiar with Bjork, what are your favorite albums? Thanks, Mingers. Bjork is someone I really need to catch up on because the singles I have from her really. good and that movie she was in is really good yeah I'm not all that familiar with Bjork to be honest she's got like that unique voice yeah yeah no I

definitely I've got like one of her songs the the one from my childhood I need to add some of her albums to Spotify just go through them as well as um sorry Ruebinger I was gonna say I never really liked Bjork I remember hearing her on Radio 6 when we used to listen to that in the kitchen and shit when I was like 15 to 17 um never really like Bjork and since then just never never bothered to listen you know because all I have is that negative like that didn't like it then kind of bothered now yeah it might be like I'm not I don't have like an album to recommend or anything there so I can't really bleed just go on a really popular song I find her voice is just the you've got you've really

got to be in the right mood for it because yeah I think that was a quite challenging She does have one of those voices there where I wouldn't blame you if you just didn't like listening to it Yeah, for sure Yeah, I like voices. Yeah, I like voices that have like a personality, so I can Respect that for sure for Bjork, but as far as the question goes, my answer would be talking heads, I guess You know, those two albums especially remain in light and I can't remember the other one What was the question? I missed the first part.

I thought it was a Bork, specific question. I was wondering if you had an artist that has changed the way you feel about music. Oh, right, okay. See, I think this question's odd because I think that coincides with the different stages in your life. Because music would have changed me when I was much younger and in my late teens. So I've got two, really. Yeah, like seminal albums for you. You're like, what?

What changed the? way you perceive music what is the what is the music but when i was younger it was dave punk discovery because i was like an introduction to actually somewhat you know actual music because when you're young you don't listen to actual music like i didn't i didn't know what music was back then it just wasn't standing just dubstep no it's just like when you're young you don't think i didn't like hear a song and think oh i like this it was just like it was just noise to like young me and then when it was just like i i found darf punk and like gorillas it was like oh then i got i got interested into it then and with my later you you're probably going to

say this is cringe later teens when i i finally started to appreciate like production and that type of stuff was thanks to nine inch nails that's not because it's not cringe at It's fairly reasonable. Shut up. That was just the perfect entry point in seeing music as a bit more than this sounds good. Because everyone thinks go to a lot of people out there

probably still think, this music sounds good I like it. It was nine inch now like this sounds good but there's reasons why and that's when I was just like oh I like this music for X reason and now it's like thanks to nine inch nails it's just like I like music with incredible production.

So nine inch nails was a way for you to articulate why you can actually articulate why you like something now not just that I like this which is still okay and since then I've just branched out into a lot more

genres of music because of that I know discovery I guess it's just that was like my energy point for me it was it was Drake no it wasn't Drake although then again

I wanted to say I couldn't remember the name of the album so I fucked it I was trying to remember it was 2016 one where he sat on that fucking tower if you were to do the map so he'd be like eight meters tall

and such a strange sense of it um an artist for me more recently it was sun cool moon that was a

really contemplative sort of I guess artist for me to start enjoying and I really liked listening to it

and now I just sort of I am not really sure but then again I was talking to gym people still listen to Morrissey and he's a massive piece of shit. Like, whatever, man.

He gives a shit. So many directions have raped people as well. I don't know what the fuck that is about. So, I guess I can still like Sun Kumun. Yeah. I think Sun Kumun is, yeah, that's I guess something that was just sort of came out of nowhere, you know? You sort of think, yeah, I know what I like.

And Sun Kamuio was like, oh, okay, this is new. This is something different that I like. What about you, Jim? I've got two. The obvious one being like Pink Floyd. Yeah. Who? Yeah.

But my other one is actually Kendrick Lamarine specifically to Pimp a Butterfly. Yeah, that's a good answer. That definitely made me appreciate rap in a new way. Yeah. Just say that you hated black people and now you like them. Just say it. Oh my God.

No, something that coincides of my 9 inch Nels one is like shortly after 9 inch Nel's RTJ Like that's when I learned of them And then ever since I fucking love RTJ

For that same reason LP's production It just hits the same fucking notes And I He's even done some remixes of NIN songs Yeah And then like RTJ's like Influenced everything else

It's like boom I love R2 And on the, actually, while we're talking about that, RTJ 4 has going on me a lot more now. You're starting to see it now. Yeah, no, it's so, it's so good, so good. I kind of hate the fact that when I first listened to it, I was like, eh. But no, it's like all of their other albums, it's fucking banger. Yeah, and delivered at the perfect time.

Yep Ben Beano's 93 has one Yeah Yo new jarling here I just wanted to say I love the cast And I'm currently working on

Ruben's illustration As of writing this Yeah then they've done A really good I was gonna say Is that the one I would have seen now This must be done I was gonna make it the thumbnail

Yeah I saw the I saw the all I've been keeping an eye on them And then I did do a little like For the all four of them together one I just don't think to on Reddit And then I thought oh yeah, I'll do that because... So I imagine this is the one

that's... He's done... He posted them all individually and then posted the group of four. Yeah, because it's so good. I love that, our stuff. It is really cool, yeah. Yeah, they're great. No, do you know what's the weird thing about that?

I look like someone in like the Soviet, like, revolution. That's what I think is on. Yeah. But anyway, they have a four... Sorry, three questions for us. What is the best way for the one percent? to spend their collective money? Probably for altruistic things as opposed to, you know, personal wealth.

That's the obvious. Well, I'd say houses and cars and... Really, really, really big houses that destroy, like, preserved, sort of, like, areas of outstanding natural beauty and maybe, like, you know, forced extinction of a few hundred species of... and some unknown species of animal you know i think that is a good way to invest they're not being creative enough these fucking billionaires because the shit i would do like actually make the pod race as real as we can no no but here's just a thing they can they

can't think like that because their entire brains are wired for profits they're like oh if i've got money i'm going to get more money they don't care about actually being creative their whole mind is warped to the concept of capitalism to the extent but all they will do is try to get more because it's an addiction once you get money and you get constantly getting this fucking money you just want more of this money that's why it's a problem they just they need intelligence they need actual like creativity they need something else that's not fucking money

yeah they should just do potter racing yeah real life pod racing or you know just any kind of I think they should they should buy up all the profits to and turn every yeah by all the empty lots and make one giant chip shop and but they all they serve is chips like it's not fish and chips

it's a chip shop if I if I meant fish and chip shop I would have said fish but it's just chips and you get curly ones like chunky ones no no no no you just get like chip shop chips and they're always really sloppy they're always really sloppy and slow me

like chip shop chips can get. No, it's a chip, shop, chips, and you know the person does not give a shit about the chips, so they're that fucking garbage chips. I like it when they're sloppy. Sloppy chips. Sloppy, salty vinegar chips. Do you know, I, no, if...

Wait, what the fuck? How have we ended up here? Oh, yeah, it was the money thing. It's just like I try and create, like pod racing, I try to create like red line in real life. It is basically... That's not a bad idea, you know. Just make it.

it'd be so dangerous imagine people would just be dying yeah but if you tell people like oh I'm a billionaire I've got oh if you win this dumb ass race I'll give you billions they'll do it themselves it's not like

forcing them into it I would do it there's another interesting question they posed how would you feel about cars becoming fully autonomous and losing a steering wheel pedals etc um i hate that idea as long as they're a place that was something cool

like um like a joystick yeah like an Xbox series X or a keyboard and mouse so would you be trying to drive do you think the uh the lack of freedom over driving your own car would be worth it if there's some guaranteed way of like just making the roads like way safer than they are currently like probably oh wouldn't they be way

safer if it was all driven by robots don't make mistakes no it would but I guess you're worried is somebody exploiting it because they can just hack cars and crash them into each other so someone will choose to kill you at some point because they've got some ulterior motive or some shit but there's like here's the thing if that happens like rebellious street racing will become even more of a problem. Because I'm not going to not have one of those cars. I'm always going to own one

of these stupid Japanese modified cars. Because it's just the way. And you won't be able to drive them. No, but that's, I think. If they make them illegal, I'll still do it. Like, what are they going to do? Chase me. Yeah, they go over and then charge you. Yeah, as if you can beat like an electric

fucking robocard that you can do all the maths. Because eventually it will run out of charge. Boom. And I won't. I can just keep going. They'll have fusion reactors, James. You can't win this fight. Yeah, you'd probably run out.

No, I can. I can win this. You can only win it if Alex creates pod racing and you get a pod racer. Yeah, no, that's the cool. No, no, but on a serious note, I think when that happens, there will be like a group of people like me who want to stick to the old ways. What, when pod racing becomes a thing? When, like, when cars are all electric and it's all like, you know,

autonomous and whatnot, they'll always be like these, you know, like, you know how, sometimes when we go to Swindon they'll be one of those classic 60s muscle cars it's like holy shit it'll be like that but with like a car like mine or like a car from this age that's it's always going to be a thing. The world of the market not just shift

to like just whatever looking car you want but it's electric as a battery yeah no no that's what they're going to do like the full electric things are weird conversation because the infrastructure at the moment for like electricity is so

It's not advanced. It's quite limited still. I don't know how you're supposed to do it in a city when it's all based around like apartments. Yeah. So it's like nuclear fusion is more interesting now than ever before. Like China's just started there like actually doing proper tests and it's like, you know, that reality is getting closer.

But then it's like Porsche are unveiling this kind of e-fuel that comes from electric energy anyway. And there's no pollution in this fuel. So you put it in a normal car and it basically, there's no harmful gases. So there's a lot of. options for what's like if it's going to become electric or it's going to become an alternative because with nuclear fusion hydrogen could be a good means of powering cars and that you know that if you've seen thunderpants all right if you've seen thunderpants then you'll know that there's a

much easier way to power the planet just need the farts of whoever the fuck played thunderpants and thunderpents. All I'm saying is that there is very possible that there'll be other means to electrical cars which still use a normal combustion engine. So engines, as we know them, won't

disappear for at least 100 years. Without a doubt, I don't think they will. Because if you can put a liquid in a car that has no CO2, why wouldn't you? Because it's, why not? So, like, it's a liquid you can pour into your car

and it hasn't... It's an e-fuel. And it does make the same pollution like petrol does when you burn it, or diesel, or something like that. Yeah, I've never really looked into it, so I wouldn't, no. It's basically, it's just been unveiled by Porsche,

so it's still a, like a... Yeah, this is all really early technology we're talking about. Like, electric cars are still pretty new. It's like, you see the future where it's just like, oh, there's this car, like you get an electric car and you go somewhere. Like, that's not going to happen in a lifetime ever.

like we will only start I don't know I don't I don't think it will like Tesla said they're going to release an affordable one like within the next year's but I mean like on a wide scale I think yeah within the next 10 years prices will start going down into realms they will

they will but I think the majority I think it'll be in the next like 10 20 years I think we could see a large like 30 to 40% like electric cars as compared to a large majority petrol cars and over time that was still that it would swap between but like in 40 years the majority will be electric cars

but petrol cars or combustion engine cars are still going to be a big thing like these future it needs to still exist in our current society it's just about improving it is improving it so that it doesn't isn't as harmful because if you in an ideal your world, if both are completely eco-friendly, then that's the best of both world because you get

the car people are happy, then people who don't care about cars like, you know, they've got the convenience. It's just a, it's an interesting phase in just humanity, the stage you're at. And I can't be certain if we're going to have this like super cyberpunk future of electric cars and shit everywhere, like fleets and stuff. We just have to wait and see. I can't say. I think that we should all talk over each other about different things for just the last, like, how long have we got left? I'd say two more questions. Okay, so instead of answering those two questions,

we should all just talk over each other about different subjects just at the same time. So, is that okay of everybody? Yeah, and I mean, I've been thinking a lot about Melguessault 5 recently, and its gameplay is just... gentlemen welcome to this episode of APEX Legends this is one of the worst characters in the game I've been playing Aepace Legends for quite some time I don't just come off right we're not doing this come off what's the next question I'm not letting James talk about fucking reading the game

Sean Aethon O2. says did you know game theory has a new channel called food theory yes what His first video was, is the cake or lie? The food theorist. Oh, for my sake. He uploaded on it. Yeah, and he's got the film theorist as well. He's got, he's, you know how.

But you know how his intro thing's got like the Xbox, the Xbox 360 thing where it goes, bum, bum, bum, bum, and it's got like four game theory. What is this? He's got, he's now got like a channel for each segment of the quadrilogy. that is food theory he's been like unveiling read some of the like titles okay

I am on it okay we'll go from so welcome to food theory was the first one food theory never order McDonald's medium fries food theory tutsy pops

how many licks does it presumably take food theory don't trust your cake food theory cool aid man is a marvel villain the thumbnails are making me angry I've seen

food theory you've been scammed and never knew it supermarket secrets will master chef Gordon Ramsey fail and the thumbnail says can he be beat what makes a sandwich a sandwich

I know I thought no it's legit like food stuff it's ah this it's not it's such garbage this is just I'm saying it Matt Pat this is garbage it's the It's the culloo shit

Yeah that's horrible I thought it's a sad thing I thought it's going to be like torturios and how to cook the perfect sirloin steak it's not hard that's not a theory

that's you can't listen to yeah it's got to be stuff that isn't he's got to have something to prove that's example for fuck sake guys oh but that's just saying stuff like that he's gonna make it he's gonna somehow get fucking five nights

as Freddy's in there isn't they somehow No, that's game theory There's probably already like a Knaf cookbook or something, I bet you Yeah, he's going to do it He's going to make seven videos of it and make millions Okay, let's end on this one From Muncher is

Isn't on Reddit Halo Infinite's community directors stepped in like a week ago and called Battle Real Rumors unfounded Do you believe the game will be as bad as people say It's going to be Or do you think people should wait on this one? Also, I'm foreign, so sorry for my English.

So is it going to be as bad as people are expected? Is it going to have a battle royale? I want us to just have a yes or no, like just round. I'm going to say yes. Yes, yes. It might not have one at release, but I think it is going to have one at some point. This is my theory there. I'm in the same position as Jim.

You already know that it's a free-to-play multiplayer game. Yeah. And how is it going to exist without that game? where all the competition has something like about Real, doesn't it? How are they going to carve that out unless it is classic hilly multiplayer, which is it going to be? No one even, they haven't said, so I don't know, we're all playing guessing games at the moment. My expectations are incredibly low and my hope is pretty much. There's no reason to have any faith in the project, I don't think, really, considering their track record.

But I want it to be good, obviously. I'd prefer it to just be good. it to just be good and just... Yeah, I'd try it to be a good game. That's obviously what I want, but so far I'm not the first. Faith is a little lower than I'm in it. Yeah, my fear is I think they have done the classic thing. The whole industry is

done in just they're copying destiny and it's a late destiny thing and no one's going to care and it's just going to murder the franchise like permanently. So that's my fear. I think that's worst case scenario is it's like a at a Destiny 1, not even a Destiny 2 rip-off. Then it'll be worse than Destiny 1 on release.

That's like... Honestly, my... The best case scenario in my... Like, there's no chance this game is going to be good at release. But I... I think the delay kind of depends on that. No, it's too fucked. Like, it didn't seem to be a delay.

We actually have no idea, really. no but every time you hear something it's just it's just bad it is bad every time so it doesn't seem like they did a rock star or a CD project red delay it was like it was almost like an embarrassment thing

because they thought they were showing off something impressive and then everyone was like wow this looks bad so they delayed it did COVID didn't happen the game will be out by now because it's just been revealed that like Master Chiefs in coming to Fortnite and like surely that that would have been some kind of planned thing to, you know, co, you know, boost Halo Infinite,

because that should have been out by now and they could have boost each other, I don't know. Which Master Chief is coming to Fortnite? Is it the... Wow, okay, yeah. Yeah, well, that's why I think it's that anyway. Yeah, that's a good point. Because, yeah, there's all the products. Clearly, like, they didn't want to delay it, and they wouldn't have set that date

and, like, put all the packaging and shit for the new Xbox and stuff. Yeah, all the monster. the shit is oil they must have thought internally that they were going to hit that day and that it was a pretty secure thing but then of course COVID threw it off so I think it depends on when the next to release date is if they delay it to spring then I might actually have more faith than if they delay it to like winter because then that kind of implies there's kind of just a bit more polishing to do as opposed to complete restructuring and complete redesign but I don't know how fucked it is behind the scenes so yeah and this is three four

three's third go at Halo yeah that's why my faith is solo but I think there is a chance that at some point this game might be good like maybe if it is a few years after its release because is it even unfair to say they've

fucked up every major Halo release they have been responsible? No it's totally fair like people might argue Halo 4 but go back and play it now that game that game sucks yeah I think it's just as bad as five yeah honestly we were almost coming down on it being

worse than five campaign wise I do think it's worth sorry yeah it's just not very fun is it at all it doesn't even feel remotely fun ever but yeah that's the only thing that I that would put five below four to me is the fucking microtransactions all the pack stuff that really pisses me off and everything it is in and and I guess I think I think what we mainly mean is that the story was worse than we remembered and that was like the main thing we remember as being like good like holding it up like well at least the campaign was pretty good and stuff but it's actually doesn't really hold up pretty bad yeah yeah James you have any thoughts on Halo Infinite? I of all the like in the recent like year I've been

the most like against it because like You're on the contrarian? Did you even watch the video? I did. I don't remember what your thoughts were. But it's just like I didn't have hope like anyway. Because it's, it's, like, I've been watching loads of stuff on Halo and it's like Halo 1 was rushed, Halo 2 was rushed, Halo 3 had a lot of issues.

Halo 4, terrible, Halo 5, terrible. It's like luck has never been on Halo side yet. It's always done well. I think that's the thing. Luck was always on it. So yeah, because luckily it always came together with 1, 2, 3. The studio had core tenants that they designed everything around

so at its core it remained true to itself. That's the core problem with 3-4-3. I just, I think I meant luck as in like the wash development was like luck against them, but then when it came out it was luck on their side. I'm sure like most games have just fucked developments. Yeah. It's just anything

creative in that way is going to be tumultuous. Like Halo Infinite seems even worse. When the game's getting a battle whale this late you've just got to kind of just throw in the bin i think it seems bad but it's not as bad as halo five even yeah it's not as bad as halo five yeah they showed gameplay and you know won't be fooled again by you know halo five which i looked at and i was like okay fine the halo infinite didn't have didn't show of anything that you know like halo five it didn't

have anything in there the way that made me think now like oh god why are they doing this it was actually quite like alright I was okay yeah I mean there's a sprint but he's shooting stuff the way that he probably should be that will look reasonably all right I suppose and they're just not doing a good enough

job of controlling the message you know like no when the new Metroid Prime game was delayed you know Nintendo kind of correctly set expectations for like what that meant they were basically like look this game ain't coming for a long time

just forget about it basically you know just don't worry we'll release some other stuff between now and then we don't know how long we're going to be waiting for this because they're just like yeah it's been delayed well they said delayed until next year but that could be so in my head i just set the arbitrary like november next year that's what i figured holiday next year yeah that's just the date that i sent myself because i don't know if they could delay any more than that when they refuse to put a date that kind of implies that there's more work to be done you know because like when cyberpunk and they're actually not sure and they explain why they delayed it for a month

you know they actually communicate it must just I think what's been happening is after halo 5 the the studio has been gradually shifting as a result of the backlash from that game and they're basically trying to fix just three four three behind everything structure everything yeah yeah so it's just going to be messy as well must be a nightmare to work there yeah they need marty O'Donnell they need Marty O'Donnell they need him he'd whip them into ship shape yeah they got um I can't remember his name the writer is it Staten Staten yeah it was Joe Staten yeah I think it's actually pronounced Staten Staten yeah because Staten's are the is that drug isn't it anything else before we wrap up this episode then um I just need to

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