JAR Media Posdact - Yeah, He Went THAT Way - JARCast Episode 237
Episode Date: July 26, 2021https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Alex's Face Pulling 04:37 Housekeeping 21:14 ...Space Jam Gooner 26:08 Dead Space Remake 51:15 Midroll 52:01 Cold Showers 58:35 Will Chaos Join the Curry and Normal Episode 1:04:06 Read Dead Online 1:06:47 Official Jar Mead 1:11:58 Upcoming Avatar Films 1:15:19 Swamp Crotch 1:17:04 Miles Morales 1:17:33 Trainspotting 1:19:03 The Legend of Burg 1:20:29 Lego Sets 1:22:07 Wasps 1:24:42 Jacked Kumail vs Kumail 1:37:02 Ripped vs Shredded 1:42:20 Social Expectations of Drinking
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No, you do it.
Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to this episode of the charm of your podcast.
It is episode 2, 3, 7.
And today we are joined by Jamie and Alex.
And a big thank you to the Patreon's over at Patreon for supporting this show
and making the audio version possible.
So, uh, how are we doing our boys?
You know, pretty warm.
Actually, pretty cold.
Pretty cold.
I'd say I'm teppard.
It has recently been
for all of the
international jar fans out there.
It has been a heat wave in the UK recently.
For last week, it's been...
Australia heats.
Fucking disgusting, basically.
Yeah, straight up Australia heat.
No, if you don't believe in climate change,
you're a moron.
You're stupid.
You're an idiot.
And it's not just the heat.
You know, China's had the worst rainfall in a thousand years.
Canada. Canada set fire or something.
No, California's on fire at the moment.
Canada got like 50 fucking degrees or some shit.
Just an obscene amount of abnormality that this is not right for the Earth and this cycle in a world.
As you can see, though, we've all got wicked tans as a result.
Yeah, we're looking.
I don't know
I've
I've gone a little bit red
actually
I'm getting that red hue going
I'm getting the pinky piggy
sort of
people will think I'm native
to tomato town
at this rate
nah it just means
you're just like a
because the meme of British people
is if you go to any country
and you see someone who's pink
they're British
no matter what country are you in
if they're pink
they're English
that's just the old
the pink little piggyes
the piglets
yeah beans
can we quickly
address something before we move on to
the barrel
we haven't called it that for a little while
I don't think well I think no I think
Crucible is very very appropriate
given the current enjoying
regarding games at the moment so we'll head
over to the comment
crucible very soon but go ahead
Jamie wanted to throw out there Jim
I don't know if people always catch this but
your Alex's
face pulling
the fuck
what do you mean
sometimes you look at the TV or or the camera
or I'll catch you looking at me or James while we're talking
just doing like the the fakesest like interested face
I've ever seen in my life
like what like what
whatever you just did like
I've noticed it I noticed it all the time
you do it all the time why have you never commented
you do it outside of
I do it for reaction but no one ever reacts
that's exactly why I don't react
I just leave it
I don't know how to quite
can you do that at the camera
do what I didn't do anything
there's so many
there is so many pictures of Alex
on the Reddit that people just
screenshot of Alex making weird faces
I do the same thing I just pull
random faces at weird times
but I don't know
it's like a what does it mean
like are you actually listening
when's the way
I can multi-dusk
but it looks like
you know when you're talking to someone
you're really
you're not interested in what they have to say
yeah you don't want to talk with them yeah
so you're like feigning interest
you know you're pretending that
really it's like an exaggerated
cartoonized version of that
it's like hyper exaggerated
and it just
caught me off guard just then
I guess you do it so often that it's
it's like a non thing to me now
but just then I guess because
I've switched seats with James
I look over at you and like
it can be like a bit of a diffuser sometimes
you know yeah yeah
you like push your jaw forward as well
you know it's
it's the Randy face
it's what you do with Randy
it's like Randy's default expression
twin thing, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do some housekeeping then.
Let's clean up some of this fucking bullshit, all right?
I can't believe we didn't mention this last episode.
I'm actually fucking...
I'm actually disappointed in all of us, quite frankly, for this.
Oh, what?
Bro, that's heartbreaking.
When we were talking about the England final,
that's all gone and done and dusted.
but what was important was that
there was a particular Italian player
who had donned some
specific tattoos that were
fairly interesting. Maxi Rondo left a comment saying
just thought I should make you all aware that a member of the Italian squad
Francesco Serby
has all the Madagascar characters tattooed on his arm
maybe the awesome power he gained from this
was wisely won, cheers.
I did know about this.
Yeah, as soon as they won it was just like
they just noticed the attack.
It was before they won.
I saw a tweet
that was someone saying, like, we can't
let Italy win because this guy has
this tattoo.
It's hit the balance. Yeah, no.
When I saw that, I thought, oh, they actually
have a chance. Maybe that's why
they lost is because when, like, they were
shaking hands at the beginning of the game, well,
the England players saw those arms
with the characters on in the, like, we're done.
Pure intimidation.
I find the most
weird thing to think of is that
someone out there likes it enough
to get all of the characters tattooed
well like how old
would that guy be
he could be quite young
he I think he's minus 30s like
late 20s early 30s
so like close enough to my age
but when Madagascar was coming out
I thought I was like too old for it
and thought it was lame now I reckon he's younger than you
if I had to guess I'd know what is he a meme
or is he a meme chatter
he is Italian
remember
I remember, like, Europeans, they're quite into the bunkers sort of attitude of the
Madagascar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, that, that baseline alone is very European to me.
The whole third movie in it, of course.
Yeah, based in Europe.
Yeah, yeah.
Rob left a comment, R-R-B.
It's a good cast when the last three segments are the monkey segment, designed with an
island in mind and cockney slang slash aliens last episode got a uh interesting response actually
some people some people like coming in early saying it's the chaos episode might go down as
one of them um really what do you mean super early days i reckon yeah yeah chaos that what
dude there are fans of the chaos episode already which one is the chaos episode
Wasn't it like the last episode?
It's the previous one.
Yeah.
No, the previous one wasn't.
It was the one before the previous one.
No, the previous one was when we talked about monkeys.
Yeah, yeah.
That wasn't the chaos episode.
Yeah, it was, right?
Wait.
No, that wasn't the chaos episode.
What did we talk about?
The thumbnail was like Deadpool and Cork.
That's not the chaos episode.
The chaos episode was the one before that.
No, I'm going on the official Jarm Media YouTube channel,
and I'm going to prove you all wrong.
So Jarm Media.
I'm on the channel
Okay
So the last episode we had
We had thousands of bees with ease
And then baby James is coming home
Baby James is coming home
To the chaos episode
Because before
Yeah so a couple weeks ago then
Before that was chaos energy
Where I joked that we haven't got any
And it's the episode after that
Where we had it
Yeah
Yeah
Um
So
So
But let's be on that
You know
Wait so
But that's
You can't call it the chaos
episode um is the curry episode called the curry episode yes that's the curry episode we lived
two curry episodes today yeah we did in real time and i went insane yeah i hate it i hate
it so much no because you're just blaming me because it is completely my it is always your
fault yes i know every fucking time it's not my i i've said not we've talked about this before
we've talked about it's the infamous curry episode it's why
Yeah, the Curry episode taught us that we need to have a system.
I know, I was just...
The most democratic system of all, where we...
No, that's not a democratic system.
It is a democratic system.
You go by the majority.
The majority is how politics works.
The majority doesn't work when it's three people.
Yes, it does.
The majority works in England when there's only two parties.
Uh, hello, UKIP.
Shut up.
Edit that out.
No, but no, I pointed out today that the idea that one of us has to choose is a bad system.
Because that doesn't take into, it doesn't take into consideration what you guys actually think.
Because on any given day.
No, but on any given day, on any given day, when we had a whole week of work,
we all fancy different things on the Friday when we record.
so having one of us just choose
makes no sense
and the jarlings will agree with me
that that doesn't work
it does work
so I propose that we should have a system
that's more like a political system
where we have a political system
who the majority wins
and you guys are just like
nope that's not how it works
let's do a political system vote
on if we change our type of government
all in favour of James's
version of government
no that's bullshit it doesn't work like that
Even James doesn't want his version of government.
Our system works.
Okay, okay.
If it works, if it works, then why did today happen?
Because of you.
True.
No, you came into the house and I was like, let's get, let's get award women Sammy's right.
And you're like, I don't know about that.
I'm going to have to veto this.
And then an hour goes by and then we get Sammy.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, no, because I vetoed my guess, okay?
I vetoed my choice.
choice. And then it was agreed
that the Sammies was the choice
before I even got here.
So it was already Samis. No, no. We agreed. You came
for dinner yesterday. Yeah. And we agreed
then. Did I agree
the Sammies yesterday? That's why
I'm so hot about it. The plot thickens.
Oh, the plot thickens. I'd forgotten about Sammies.
I hadn't had a Samis since before lockdown.
But you were like, yeah, he's like award winning.
And it's like... Okay, so I pointed out, this is actual...
In the UK, there is a kebab van of the year competition.
And Sammies is in the final.
this year and not only how many how many is the finals well there's two from Wiltshire
alone such as about the whole of England there's probably quite a few but the thing
is Sammy's got to the finals before he posted on his Facebook like yet again I'm
so happy that I've been voted to be the best again like you know the best as well
yeah yeah but you should you you can't dangle that Sammy in front of me after
it's been so long and then try and rip it away from him no but the thing is if I
walked in I walked in just now as you said oh we're getting Sammy
And I was like, no.
All you had to do is say to me, you said yesterday we're getting a samis.
I did.
I don't remember you.
Did you forget?
Yes, I completely forgot.
Because then you've already put the ball.
I've already throwing the ball.
You'll remind me I've put the ball in your court.
So I'd have been like, oh, yeah, sure, then.
But because I didn't know that, I was just like, I can fight back.
I can fight against this choice.
And I made my choice.
I said we should get a charcoal grill, which is Sammy's, but shit.
And you guys are just like, no, not having it.
And then we had like a fucking fit, like half hour discussion about the longer.
Hour.
The thing is, I arrived and you guys were already discussing it.
We'd already been discussing it, yeah.
Yeah, and I arrive, and the discussion goes from then for about an hour.
So really what we should have done is just had mics and been like, here's the fucking, here's a bonus episode of Jat.
Yeah, we could do an extra pop.
If you guys love the curry episodes so much, we could do one a week for you.
Yeah, if you're standards of that way.
Three weeks, every time it gets to James's choice.
Yeah, we can record any, like, boring shit like that, you know?
Yeah.
Like, the next time we all do a shit at the same time, we can, like, hop on FaceTime, whatever, record that and upload it, fuck.
No, that would be important.
We wouldn't be able to upload that, sorry.
Because, Ben, if I'm taking a shit and it's that bad, I'm going to be fully naked, and it's just, you can't, we can't record that.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
James Stanley left a question for us.
What does Jow think of the forthcoming Steam Deck?
which is effectively a PC and Nintendo Switch form
Um, it's a Nintendo Switch
But better
No, it's already been confirmed
They can't play a lot of games
A lot of steam like
No, like top...
Yeah, I don't know the full details yet
I'm I find the
The product alluring to me
Yeah, it's cool
It's a cool idea
Yeah
Um
Well, what do you have against it?
Is it streaming games
Or is it playing games off of its own hardware?
I'm pretty sure it's...
I thought the idea as you download it onto the thing.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's got the hardware for it.
The biggest thing for me was the stick placement.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Yeah, that's something I wouldn't...
I'd need to try it before buying it.
How much is it, though?
Yeah, I don't know.
$400, right?
That's right, yeah.
So it would be like 600 quid or something here.
Yeah, it'll be like two granders.
No, because normally you take the 1.3...
1.35 conversion rates,
it's normally like it would be $250, 270.
but obviously
no it will be
it will be 400 quid
yeah because when they sell stuff here
they just increase it
it's like fucking
$600 compared in America
for them when they're getting
for free and yeah yeah
so and I'd say that that's not
no point buying it
I would avoid it at that cost
the UK cost
what it will be
400 quiff for a like portable
gaming PC
but it's been
there's loads of news
but there's news
it's not winning games as it should
it's not one in game as good as they can
we'll have to wait for
and see what it's like.
What do you mean, though?
I think they tested,
I think they tested a few games
and they just couldn't want,
it could, but like what?
Were they testing like cyberpunk and shit?
No, like, the big games,
like Apex Fortnite,
I think.
I cannot confirm I just saw this on a,
like,
this is the thing,
like,
are they going to have versions of the game
like crafted for this device?
I don't know.
I think it's,
I think it's like a PC.
It's the equivalent of a PC.
It's a small,
powerful PC but it's handheld
so saying that all you'd
have to do is just lower the settings
if that's the case
then then you get the choice of like
what frame rate and shit
you can make to me like
is more alluring than the switch to me
yeah and the fact like you said
it's got your whole steam library
I've got loads of games loads of games that I'd actually
prefer to play in handheld
yeah same the type of games
that don't need a lot of power to run
and if I could if like I'm being
driven somewhere or...
Yeah, I think it's a really good idea
and I hope it kind of reinvigorates
that market and finding some
competition for tender.
Yeah. I've just been walking over
that whole space, really.
I'm just trying to find some, like, news on it to...
We don't need to linger on it there.
I mean, like, we know it's like so little
and we're still in housekeeping.
Apparently it's been confirmed that Valve is
targeting 30 FPS with it.
Yeah.
out to like a native resolution
yeah whatever
so yeah we'll see
we'll see yeah
um so let's end this segment
with this one then about
we were trying to recall the origin of
Jim's nickname Beast
and we addressed it last episode
but that comment it was wrong
they were wrong
they lied
they have the facts wrong
so we have multiple comments saying things like
brain death scene
left this one not a question but I'd like
to make a correction on the true origin
of Jamie being called Beast.
Back in the crackhead Alex era,
there was an episode where Alex started the podcast
by introducing everyone with his own made-up names.
Ruben was bugs.
James was the kangaroo boy,
parentheses, pouch for short.
Alex was Mirror and Jim was Beast.
Ever since then, the nickname stuck
and Jim has embraced the beast persona.
No, I remember pout.
I remember you called it.
I'm so pleased with this.
I think they're perfect.
Yeah, they are.
They're incredible.
mirror
mirror
yeah that
I'm more pleased with that
I think it just being a
as much as I like the chase
it just being a
It's much better
That it also happens to be a chase thing
Yeah
And just coincides
It's just more layers to it
You know
What chaser are you
That really intimidating woman
You know the one
Sort of older woman
She's always wear sort of like a suit.
I don't know, I know.
Got attitude.
Can we bring back Pouch?
You want to be Pouch?
Pouch is a kind of great nickname.
It's like Australian and you've got like your family in Australia.
Yeah, I think that works.
Pouch.
Only if you call me mirror.
Yeah, sure.
Can we not bring that back?
What, MIR?
Mirror.
Mear.
Only if you call me MIR.
You say it like M-E-E-R.
M-E-R.
Like the way Americans say.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't I...
Mere.
Mere?
Mere.
I hate...
I hate...
I hate...
I hate the way they say MIR.
We got, like, a lot of stuff happened this week.
It's been a busy, busy week.
Can we start with this one, though?
No, we can't.
Start on another one.
Okay, I'll change it then.
A certain...
Someone we are huge fans of on JAR.
A certain iguana-eaten motherfucker.
made his way into space
looking like a cowboy
Jeff Bezos going up there
looking like a cowboy
You're not seeing this
He went with a cowboy hat and all
Really?
I don't know the name is Stepson
Maybe
I think I'm a big guy
Jeff Bezos flew a dick into space
He flew his little blue origin rocket
Was the rocket
Intentionally shaped like a dick
If it was
It wasn't very subtle
How do you accidentally
Make a spaceship
look like a dick.
Yeah.
But I read a, like, a comment somewhere saying, like,
I think I've really said this to you guys outside of job,
but it was like, yeah, it used to be countries coming together
to achieve something like space travel.
It's like, now it's like individuals, billionaires, like.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's get that done.
That's what I want to do.
Well, the only thing is it used to be countries competing to get into space.
where it's corporations.
Yeah, megacobbs competing to
pollute the earth as much as possible
and find an escape route for the 1%.
Oh my God.
He looks like Kevin Spacey.
But he does a bit in that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well.
Cowboy Bezos, eating iguana.
What do you think the chances are
that, um,
like, you know the plot of Elysium?
That's actually what they're doing.
Really, really high.
I think that is the only possible
No, but you can't be the elite
If there is no one underneath you
No, but people would still live on earth
Oh, it would just be a hellscape
Right
They were like everyone on earth
The only jobs would be the shit
The pure crap
And if you're lucky
You get to go to space
And like work in a restaurant
For the elite
If you're like the biggest boot liquor
The biggest like pure breed boot liquor
Well, to be honest, we won't be alive to witness it
Yeah, yeah
So sorry we kids today
That's your job
In other news
We have to throw this out here
And I know you haven't seen it James
But the new space jam
I show Jim a few clips
I just want Jim to give his thoughts
On what he thought
from what he saw
because I had watched it that day
and I was like
I was like losing my mind
so like
when Jim came over
my evening to use the gym or whatever
and I was like after
I have to show you some of this
just so like someone else
in my immediate vicinity has seen this
of course the Fury Road bit
you know you got
showed you all the best bits
yeah the
because of the way I saw
you said I've pretty much seen the whole film
Yeah from what I've seen
Even though I was like fast forwarding it to like the worst bits or whatever
It just seems to be a string of IPs
Yeah adverts for things that are going to be on HBO Max in the next year or two
Yeah I think it's uh
I think it proves that we are entering the
Or have entered the worst phase of
in Hollywood history
I think we actually have
has there ever been shit this shit
um
yeah there has always been shit
but it used to be more condensed into like
January or like the early part of the year
but that wasn't like the big budget big name
huge
there's always been like kind of bad
yeah I know what you mean like
the level that it's sinking to
in terms of like
they're not about anything
they're just about nostalgia
but like the first space jam
it's not like a great movie or anything but it's
suitable it's its own thing
it's his own thing it's got character it's charming
like it sums up the 90s really well
you know it's got that soundtrack
and even though it's stupid you still get
the Looney Tunes fun but like
and the animation is better in that movie
way way better
yeah it
it looks like
something you'd see on TV.
I just remembered. I said
yeah, did Matt Pat.
Sorry, not Matt Pat.
Who's the other one?
How it should have ended?
Yeah, how it should have ended. It was like
how it should have ended video as a movie. It was like
that level. Oh, fuck.
Oh no, that sounds terrible.
I don't actually think you could watch it, James. You know, you can't
like bear cringe shit. Yeah, cringe shit like
that. There's the whole notorious PIG rap
battle towards the end.
gym like that bit
that bit was quite good
to be fair
yeah
yeah I don't know man
it's sad
it's pathetic
it's two hours long as well
yeah that's another thing
that is a horrible trend
from current Hollywood
the bloat
yeah why can't
baby movies just be
well there used to be an incentive
for movies to be short
so they could play them more
in a day
now I guess it's just on streaming
so they can be like 58 hours long.
Yeah, but still, like...
Still more expensive, though, to make a longer movie.
Yeah, and people are just going to get bored.
If anybody goes to see this at the cinema and doesn't walk out,
I will be extremely surprised.
But then you see on Twitter people, like, defending it, like,
oh, people forget, like, the original was, like, just dumb fun as well,
and it's like the same thing now.
Nah, it's different.
It's so different, man.
I will say, though, it has done.
Don Cheadle in it.
Doing just an awesome one.
He does an awesome one.
He's got his little thing.
His little dibby?
Yeah, his little dibby does float around.
Terrible dibby.
Why did they invent a new dibby when they literally had the fucking loony tunes in the movie?
Half of them are dibies already.
Yeah, and then you reach a point in the film where they get CGified.
They CG the Looney Tunes.
And they look awful.
They're the cheapest looking.
CG 3D models I've ever seen
Yeah, and they even say like
We're being upgraded
Wow, we're expensive
It's upgraded time, yeah, the literal line
Shitting all over the original
Yeah, Paisley
Bad girl
You silly sausage
A lot of WB movies
What Warner Bros are
Are WB the worst?
The problem is
They have
well if they didn't have Nolan
in DC they'd kind of have nothing
but
that's sort of enough
but they're awful in film
they're awful in video games
they're awful in TV
they're just a shit company
speaking of shit companies
there's like a dead space trailer
yeah
which just dropped out of nowhere
they're like remaking it I guess in frostbite
it won't be
The Frostbite logo was down there, yeah.
And I read the description, it said it's Frostbite.
Isn't Frostbite like an old engine?
It's been replaced by an entirely new engine.
Every battlefield game is made in Frostbite.
They're constant, dice are constantly in radio.
Well, they had that whole initiative where Ye wanted all of their games made on Frostbite.
Awful idea.
Yeah, but they did that when Need for Speed the One came out.
Yeah, and like Mass Effect Andromeda and stuff.
just an awful awful thing to do to your devs so they're basically doing the resident evil two thing
yeah which i'm gonna say i have hope in because with the way they're because of west and evil
all because of wesden evil there's such like an interest in this kind of very gritty kind of
horror game like resident evil eight seven and i think the dead space setting is more interesting than
any other horror game
and I think if they do it right
it's going to be really fucking good
they just need to
it needs to not be an action game
it shouldn't be like any other dead space
it needs to be proper
what you mean it like we already know what the game is
it's like a remake of the first one right
yeah but they need to make it more of a survival game
where it's actually supposed to be more tense
because Dead Space one's an action game
they kind of all are
yeah so they need to make it not that
if they're going to remake it they need to make it more
I agree with James
I think if they are going to remake it
I mean which they are
it should
lean on the survival
survival horror
aspects
so they're going to have to change the game
completely then
well yeah what's the point of remaking
yeah if you're not going to change it
you know this is the thing
I don't
to begin with I don't think
Dadspace needs a remake
no it's not quite old enough
it still looks good
I don't know if it will ever be old enough
to warrant a remake
it's too good of a game
like
you play that game now it feels great it still looks great yeah that's why i get this gut
thing of like no don't redesign anything yeah especially with um how they treated visceral as well
yeah are you kidding me you you have this dev team that is incredible they make dead space one
and just have this huge IP that everyone that's a fan of horror and even people that aren't
they immediately know this IP because it's fucking dead space yeah and then you put them on
well you make them make a shit
dead space game being death space three
and then then you make them
make battlefield hard line
and then you kill them yeah
and then you remake their IP
well it's it without them yeah
yeah it's disgusting
if some of the team people
who were like involved in the original
dead space surely if if they were
within the yay system and it was like oh we got
because they would have talked about it was two years ago
surely some of those people would have moved
over to the dead space development
that visceral team would have
been long gone
no but they're still in the industry
they're not changing industry
they're still in gaming
yeah they might not necessarily
like once a project like that ends
they're like fucking gone
like they'll be sucked into other teams
in EA or quit or
yeah that's what I mean
if they've been sucked into other teams in EA
like I know you've got to admit
with companies if they
if they are going to make these new
like games
they do take team members from
where their experiences
if they're going to make a new year, Dead Space.
Yeah, but you actually believe anyone from that era.
Yeah, possibly.
It was, like, important to Jazz Space 1.
I don't know, but you would assume that,
because companies want to make money,
it's easier to bring in someone who knows the whole concept
than it is to bring in completely fresh blood.
These dev teams are so huge now, like the...
Oh, yeah, no, I understand.
The impact of the people that would have stuck around...
Well, I assumed they were just going to do a, like,
legendary edition thing.
for the trilogy.
Yeah, yeah.
No, because that's another thing.
That Space One looks great.
Yeah, just 4K60 or 120.
I disagree.
Yeah, upgrade the texture quality and shit.
And it's, there are no problems with how that game looks other than, like, the humans.
But just update their character models.
Like, animation's still great.
Yeah.
Lighting is still great.
If, if, let's say it comes out on, it sort of very, it leans head.
heavy on the survival and the, you know, the atmosphere and being like a proper down-to-earth
like game like Resident Evil 7 or something.
But I'd say that's instantly better than Dead Space.
No, what about if it's an exact remake, but just the physics engine, because Dead Space is so
built around the physics of the stasis and the picking shit up and stuff, if it just
has like an insane level of added fidelity and added lighting and particle effects and everything,
I'd prefer it being a survival game.
Because if I wanted...
Why do we make the game if you're going to make it the same?
I wouldn't even play it if it was the same.
But if they make it more heavy on survival,
it will be better than the original Dead Space, by far.
Because that whole setting is so fucking creepy.
And you can do so much with that with...
With whole games now.
Yeah, I don't know.
It makes me feel weird, though, that.
I don't know if I agree.
I think it does need changing.
not because the first one isn't adequate,
but because the first one is too adequate.
If you want what Dead Space One gave you,
play Dead Space One, yeah.
Because it's still a great game.
Every time I've played that game, I've had a great time.
If, like, if they want to do a remake,
they need to make me feel something else.
They need to scare me more.
Yeah, I guess I was hoping more for, like,
just a new Dead Space game.
Yeah.
Because I guess...
But I mean, even then, what's the point?
point, visceral's dead.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Wait, yeah.
But if you want a new Dead Space game, this is the new Dead Space game.
But it's just like mimicking Hollywood now, just like remaking the shit we've already
know and love.
Have they confirmed it's an actual remake?
Yeah, so, well, yeah, but from that trailer, it's...
In the description, it says it's a, like, from the ground.
But even from the trailer, you can see, like, Isaac looking at the classic blood-written
thing.
Even if they are implying this a remake, if they haven't, a remake...
said it's a remake it is a remake yeah there's like no doubt about it because
maybe it isn't you know maybe they are just it is it is a remake yeah like it's straight up is
the reason they made it is because resident evil two remake did so well so yeah but but that's
the thing the resident two remake is not wesent evil two remake is resident evil two
so if they do it that same way on what piece one mm-hmm there's a lot there's a lot
way more room way yeah like they just couldn't do the shit than the they know it's just straight up
impossible stuff that i want from this dead space remake is like make the ship do have the whole ship
designed like a resident evil thing so you're navigating like a map in the resident evil two way
like you do the police station that i'd be down for do you i guess it just
just comes down to do you trust them in their team to redesign that game?
Who's even making it?
I don't know what devs are on this, so, yeah, it's impossible to gauge,
especially with how EA are.
Yeah.
So between Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 2 remake there was, it was 1998 to 2018.
So it's 20 years.
How many fucking consoles is that in between?
There's so many.
But then you consider Dead Space 1 was 2008, so that is 13 years old.
But the difference is the Resident Evil 2 remake, I think, is, or the Resident Evil 2 original is too far gone.
I could never go back and play that game just because of how...
Time controls, fixed camera angles.
Yeah, yeah, it's too old.
It's the same reason I've never attempted to go back and play Malga Solib 1.
The shit, I can play stuff that just feels better.
That's a fact.
I think we're slightly biased.
one will never be that way.
I think we're biased because we lived in an era where, you know,
we lived through the X, the XR 360 era.
And while it's still 13 years ago,
that's an obscene amount of time in development.
Look at Dead Space 1 and then look at fucking where they're due.
Completely different experiences.
I'm not talking about the way it looks, though, the way it feels.
It's like Halo 1, I think feels great.
Death Space 1 feels great.
yeah but there'll still be improvements in the way it feels so if i don't know if it's even
possible so if they do that's why yeah that's why the only thing that makes sense is just
graphical fidelity but also leaning leaning on the survival part i think you can have way
more interesting thoughtful encounters than just like if i have a problem with death space one
it's it's reliance on like locking down a room and just throwing enemies at you
we've got
it's better to assume
given the current climate
of survival games
they're going to do it
Resident Evil 2 style
they're going to remake it
completely differently
it's not going to be a slap
we could say that
because it's EA
they're just going to do
like the legacy edition
just slap some fucking
filters on it
yeah they're not
but I think given the climate
I think they're more likely
to ground up
completely rebuild it
is a different game
and I think that would be incredible
and I'm going to have hope
in that
going to believe that that's what they will do
well that's the thing because the
Resident Evil 2 remake stayed in like
the same genre apart from the
camera angles you know
the Resident Evil 2 was
always survival
horror
yeah whereas Dead Space
was like action survival
horror
and it's not that much of difference of moving the action
part really
I think they should but I
they will.
I think the genre
for those type of games
isn't here anymore.
Action games like that aren't
as huge.
I disagree.
No, I don't.
No, because the reason
Dead Space died
is because they just
turned it into something else.
They turned it into an action game?
Like, just an action game.
And that, like,
that fucking failed.
Why did it fail?
Because nobody wants those games.
Well, because they infated the budget.
Red Dead 2 isn't an action game.
Last of Us is an action game.
What really big action games are
like that now. It's not a genre that
people play. Like what? Action games, like
Dead Space 3. Action games
like that. No, but Dead Space 3 was a flop.
Dead Space 3 was chasing the trend at the time
and it failed because it stopped appealing
to its own demographic
that it already had. The same thing.
EA was so bad in their era
they fucked the Dead Space
and Mass Effect trilogy basically at the same time
in similar ways
where they just forced it to go down an action
like blockbuster path where it's like
cod, excitement, fucking explosions all the time
and turret sections. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying, that's
not the thing. So why would EA now
make the choice to remake
Dead Space as an action game, when
it's not the thing? The thing
is survival. No, the thing is remaking
like games. But changing
them. Yeah, but like, if I don't want that game,
I don't know if I want what you're describing.
And I'm going to question why?
The Dead Space
whole thing with Dead Space is so good. Why wouldn't you want to really
like, gritty kind of
experience with that setting.
Because it already exists.
As?
There's Space One. No, because that's an action game.
I'm not talking about an action.
It's not, though, fully.
No, it's a hybrid. It's a hybrid game, but...
So you don't...
It's more like, um, like, R.E.4, where it's like...
Yeah.
Action horror. That's what it was chasing more, right?
Yeah, yeah, it was totally inspired by Reson Evil.
Yeah.
It's like a tonal thing. It's like a difficult thing to balance.
but I just don't, I just don't trust them, I guess.
I don't really trust any of these developers unless they've, like, earned it.
I don't think, realistically, you should never trust a developer ever until you've got the game.
No, no, like, the guys who develop, like, inside, like, three people or whatever.
Yeah, but that's different.
That's different.
It's not comparable when you talk about indie teams to, you know, these big teams with big developers.
But, like, you'll get more excited for the next respourn project than you would over the next, like, Ubisoft, Assassin's Creep project.
I'm digging myself a hole in me and I do.
Yeah, I don't know.
But then...
I guess it is just the whole murdering visceral
and everyone just being like, what are you doing?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you just like murdering your talent in the same of the bio?
It's what EA is known for.
Yeah.
It's what they've always done.
They just, they just milk shit dry and then stick them on like something they don't want to do and are not good at and then kill them.
do we
do we actually know who is making it
like at all how are they
how are they going to monetize it to you
um
I think
I think as well as
uh
Resident Evil 2
they were inspired by
fallen order
mm-hmm
single player games
single player games can make money
but
it is
and
yeah but that
which to me makes it more like
how
how like
expansive are they going to get
and ambitious with this new designer
are they going to get when it is like
well actually
if we sort of make
these shorter
10 to 12 hour single player things
like
you can shit them out more
and the blueprint's already there
the design is already there
you can just make it look better and rumored
the thing is I'd be more likely
to buy a 10 to 12 hour
single player than another one
their multi-blake.
No, I agree too, but I'm just like...
Yeah, the second you see, like, through the, the art and just see the, uh, the algorithm.
Mm-hmm.
You see, like, the trends they're chasing and what they're designing shit off of...
That's when I check out, and it just bores me.
I don't want to see the same shit done in everything I ingest.
Um, so I'm, I'm...
The studio I'm making it is...
motive the
the art director
for the game is the art director of Dead Space
2
um
they're just saying about how all of them
instantly took the positions because they were working on
dead space um
but obviously with them being
previous experience with Dead Space it gives you a bit
more of a okay that's
it seems to be it's the people who did the
battlefront two single player
that's what they did I knew it rang a bell
no
but it's not the same team
yeah
so that it like
there's this horrible thing and I think
people have with gaming
it's just like if X studios
doing it it's instantly shit
studios don't mean anything
it's actually the heads of the art directors
the game directors
they're the people who lead the project
the team is what's important yeah
yeah so like the
because they've worked on fucking battlefront
too I don't think it means anything
I mean the worry there is
that is a studio track record
Frostbite
And that's like their whole experience
That's not a good look
To me
Yeah
I'm like a huge Dead Space fan
I should feel my hype
No I feel like it's gonna be better now
That the same person's involved
Boy, that's just an art director
Yeah but the art direction
Dead Space too
Like that's a whole thing
Direction's good
But that's not affecting game
No but the atmosphere of those games
is why they are those games.
That's one of the biggest things about Desperes.
Yeah, but also how well designed they are.
Like, the whole thing,
this is something actually.
The way they use,
I don't know what, like, the fancy term is for it,
but like all the menus and everything,
it's like in the game.
Oh, like the user interface, the HUD.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So, Despace 2 did what God of War did,
like way before God of War was a thing.
even to a bigger extent
where while you're using menus
it's still like one-in-
Oh right, yeah, yeah.
Which I think is awesome, but like
I lost my train of thought.
But what, it's just, yeah, it's that again.
But it's prettier.
Yeah, I mean...
I think this is going to be one where we have to,
we're going to have to follow it and see what...
Like, when they've released gameplay,
I think we'll be able to know what they're going on for.
I don't think we'll...
We'll know if it'll be any good even then.
No, but, no, but if we see game playing, it's like, oh, this obviously is an action,
then we can be like, okay, we know what they're going for.
But if it looks the same as Dead Space, we're like, okay, fuck it, forget it, it's shit.
You're saying if it looks like Dead Space, forget it, it's shit.
But I want it to look like Dead Space.
No, but if they're remaking the game like Dead Space One, then just play the first one.
You both have said this.
Why play the We make when you can just play the first one?
Because the first one has an age-ball it.
We've both argued this for a half hour.
This is the thing.
We already know that Death Space One is.
isn't shit.
Yeah.
We don't know if
Dead Space 1 remake isn't shit.
You were saying the same
about the Resident Evil 4 remake,
literally today as well,
saying that you don't lose the original.
If they remake Dead Space 1
the same as Dead Space 1,
you still have the original.
But if we see that they're not
remaking it the same,
it's like, oh, this is actually interesting.
They're trying something new.
Like, I'll have no interest
if they're making it the same as Desperse 1.
They're doing new things of a new direction.
I listen to an extent.
That sounds crazy to me.
If it, like...
Yeah, I don't...
I guess...
Because this has been a debate with RE4 too.
Yeah.
It's like...
No, we've said the exact same thing about RE4.
Like, why would you remake this?
Everyone's saying the same thing.
Why we make this game...
But that wasn't a discussion for R2.
The thing with RE4...
No, RE4, you just said.
Yeah, no, but I'm saying, in contrast with the R2 remake,
that's not as much of...
Yeah, exactly.
It made sense.
I think.
with RE4 what they should
do is
put it in a new engine
and then just try and make it feel
exactly the same
so you're saying
just remake that game controls we don't want to change
so what you're saying is
maybe
I mean that's the thing
to me
I think I
I've not played RE4
but I think I would
prefer RE2
over it
the remake
I guess
it's just like what is their design intent
and like what are their goals
I don't know
yeah do you
do you not think though
Resident Evil 4 made the same
as Resident Evil 2 and 3 would not
be really fucking good
the same way as R2 yeah
yeah like that that same type of game
with the whole setting would be so fucking good
but what do you
what do you mean by that
because RE 4
3 2 remake
copies the design of Ari 2 original
it's like reimagining it
in a third person
more action I guess
design
I think it's difficult to say about
remaking 4 because of the
you had to remake 2 because of the fixed cameras
so trying to think of remaking 4
is like
well then it becomes more
more tricky murky territory because you can like fuck the design way more yeah well yeah if
they're if they're changing a bunch of shit i don't know if this team has the chops to
make a good ass dead space game no that's the thing when we compare like the weston evil to like we're
basing this all on wesden evil like the resident evil remates because they've done it so well they
fucking perfected it's what they were directly inspired by to make this yeah and it's like i i i trust
like Japanese developers
more than American developers
because there's passion and pride there
there's money
they're like you're going to get different results
so I just yeah I find it's so hard
to like compare them and I probably shouldn't
but it's like I want to have faith in a
Dead Space game because that's like one of the
that's the only horror survival type game
I've ever finished or played
it's like the one that I have like passionate
Is that not because it's more actiony though
no I quit
those games so many times because the Invincible
Nekromo scared the fucking shit out of me
Yeah, but dude, if you hate that bit, that's like
R-E design to a tier.
They love that kind of stuff.
That's why I don't play Resident Evil games.
But if they did what you want,
then if you hate, I wouldn't play it.
You don't want to play.
And it would be good for, like, streamers and shit.
But no, but the thing is, I like watching it.
But, I mean, I don't want it to be outlast, you know?
No.
It won't be outlast.
It's hard to say.
I think the Resident Evil 3 remake
was a lot worse.
I mean, it is worse than two, but if they caught that balance of action horror
with this Dead Space remake.
Yeah, I guess I'm getting hung up on this idea of like abandoning the action side of it
where it's like, that's part of what's alluring about it.
I'd want, just like in RE8, there's like a ton of like action in it.
And there's still a horror thing.
No, yeah, no, yeah.
I think I'm, I think, I will say, I think I've tried to explain my point.
of you poorly because I'm not so confident with like talking about horror games and it's like I just
think of the vibe I think of the vibe of seven and eight and I'm like yeah I always agree with a vibe
but like that's the vibe from one but just I think I never felt one like the original
dead space made you like you you're never thinking about oh where am I going to get this ammo
you you're never struggling really for yeah no I think that's
No, I don't think that should warp a...
No, it should be like that on normal.
That's because that changes the way the game plays.
Like we were watching Resident Evil 8 downstairs.
But again, Resident Evil 8 on normal is too easy, right?
Isn't that a complaint?
When I played it, I played it on normal.
It felt about right.
I had a bit of a surplus.
It was on the easier side, for sure.
But I don't know, there's...
I've
there's work around
I think what I'm trying to say
is the game should embrace
the whole more by having it more like
oh I've got to conserve ammo
you've got to think about
you want to you think about your stasis
and your ammo consumption
because then you're more involved
in the atmosphere
I think that's what I'm trying to say
I guess that's already
just what Dead Space was to me
managing ammo and shit
it wasn't like that for me
because I played on normal
and it's just like I had so much ammo
and it's just like spam the machine gun
at every enemy
and what I mean is I just want it to be more like
I don't want to play it and be like,
I don't want to play it and just be like a normal game.
I want to be fucking shitting myself at one in the morning,
like having a panic attack.
That's just describing my experience with the Desperies games.
But I think your experience, you,
you fucked yourself there.
Because you,
you did the game on the hardest fucking difficulty
where you kept your Xbox on for weeks.
That was for two though.
Yeah, no, but you're,
so you're not going to think about how the game is normally
because your memories of the hard.
difficulty, where you're having to play that way.
So I think you don't remember...
I played both of those games, shit done.
I just think if you went back now and played it normal,
you'd notice that there is just more ammo,
and it's not as like the present evils are now
with ammo consumption and all that.
That's basically...
I guess I don't think it's as bad as you guys think
in terms of that stuff.
I don't know.
I just want...
Because it's like the same thing with Bloodbourne.
I don't want to fucking play it.
But I love the atmosphere and I love the design.
And I love the design of Dead Space.
And I want that to be like even better.
I want to make them to make it so incredible.
Yeah, I want to feel like Isaac Clark.
Yeah.
And I just have hope.
I have a little bit of hope for the Dead Space we make.
Even if I explained all of my points poorly.
I hope you get what I mean.
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Is that real?
I took my first proper cold shower today.
How'd it go?
You've been saying about that yesterday.
I tried cold showers.
No, I watched a tutorial on how to take a cold shower.
Do you gradually decrease the temperature?
So, the tutorial says you have your normal shower.
And then...
Oh, that's bullshit. That's shit.
At the end, you step back.
turn it down a bit
get it cool
not cold
cool
just hit your feet
then get it cold
it's hitting your feet
and then you breathe
you breathe in
you breathe out just for a bit
and then you like walk into it
up to your knees
and then you just go in
I'm saying straight up cold
cold water like that cold
like jumping into
yeah like getting into an ice bath or something
and you just like have to step in
you're that's I'm just saying that's a fucking pussy-ass way to do it
that's such a baby away
does it work? Do it feel good?
No it feels great it does feel great
it was fucking incredible
what happens
it's good for your body
it's really fucking good for you
the first time you ever felt a caffeine rush
I had a really good one the other day
it's like that
like you have to push past a certain point where it's just horrible
it's like you can barely breathe your body is just
and like you can't control your diaphragm and shit
um yeah you sort of gradually get used to it and like the tutorial says
like when you first start doing it just do it 15 seconds
and turn the tap off get out like you're done and you can like build up to
three minutes and shit but what does it like do scientific um
it's good for your muscles really good
really good for you really it's good for like everything it's just good for you to go from
really hot to cold no to not like really hot we know so cold to go from hot to cold to just
have a cold shower is really good for you something i noticed is that when you're drying
yourself there's like no sweat on your body so like you just wipe the towel and it's dry
you know your body isn't sweating right there's no look yeah and shit see you
you dry your armpits and it's just like dry.
But I guess the reason it's good for muscles is because
instead of your body trying to cool you down
when you're in a hot shower,
your body's trying to warm you up.
Putting blood through everywhere.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
That's my theory.
Maybe I'll give it a try.
No, it is tough.
It's, it's, there's like a mental barrier
you have to push through because it's like just so...
This is a week to do it, though.
Yeah.
He wants to intro the question.
It's when you started using soap during the cold period as well.
Because I went, I, because it was like two years ago, I was just like, I just read this SAS guy and it was just like a cold showers.
So I was just like, okay, got in the shower, instantly just turned it straight on max cold and it was like,
then just ran out of the shower because it was so fucking horrible.
But then you not have the shower first with the like soap and stuff and then just cold water at the end.
So you don't have to.
That's, yeah, that's what I did.
I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
I had to clean myself with the ice cold water.
to it's terrible
but it does feel great
you feel you get out of the shower and you're
you're so refreshed you feel like you could just go
fucking want you feel like truly
cleansed yeah as opposed to
I don't know especially in this heat wave
we've heard but I it's nice because
when you when you like wash yourself with warm water
you get out of the shower and it's cold and you're like
fuck you wrap yourself up but when it's a cold shower you get out
and it's just like yeah it's warmer out the shower
than it yeah
because I knew that was a life hack already
when it's really cold in winter
and you have a hot shower
before getting out
if you make it more tepid
adjust yourself to that heat
then get out
then you're not shocked
by the cold as much
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Hello I wanted to ask you a question
About the JAR Media classics
Alongside the Curry episode
In the normal episode
Which episode do you believe
Belong in the JAR Hall of Fame
And this is what I was referencing
Earlier
Leg 27 said
It may be a bit early
to say for sure, but I think the chaos episode
has the potential to be regarded as a modern
classic of JAR. Also, the episode
where Alex spends half of the cast trying to
call a sex line is up there.
I don't know that. Okay, I'm
just going to say
the question that what other
episodes belong there, I don't
think any of us fucking remember
any episode. No, there's one that comes to
mind. Uh,
the one where I'm like lying
face down. Yeah, I think that's
the whole episode. I think that is
I just remember how tedious it was to edit.
It was worth it, though.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah, I don't regret that at all.
What about the elephant in the room?
Yeah, that's a good one.
No, no, because the thing that make all of the, like, legendary episodes,
legendos, not the gimmick and the funny, funny,
it's what we talk about, the normal episode.
No, that's what is good about the one.
almost like lying on the floor because it was like a normal episode just had a normal conversation
it wasn't the normal episode that was a different episode it was like a normal episode but i just
think so having it no but the normal episode it was a gimmick yeah but that was a gimmick in how we
spoke on what we spoke about not having a stupid elephant it wasn't a gimmick for me i was just
trying to be normal when have you heard any of the normal episode in recent history whatsoever
yeah really i haven't listened to it since we did it i've never really listened to it
it's all the kowie one
I've listened to it
I said I
a few episodes ago
I'd listen to it
I listened to like half of it again
I can't get enough of it
there's so many
the first half
or the second half
I sort of jumped through
the majority
well half of the episode
overall
yeah yeah
um
yeah
I can't say
because the normal episode
is the best episode
I'm sorry
I don't
Like, I, I think we ruin the legacy of those episodes by sticking in an episode that's not as legendary.
The, who's left in the floor?
The Curry episode isn't legendary.
Yeah, not in my mind.
It's just, fuck that.
It's just, oh, but I think that's what makes it, it's so fucking bad that that's why it's legendary, because we hit what fucking bottom.
It's nice to have a reference point, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, just straight out worst episode.
Like, if they're all on IMDB, it would have, like, the lowest rating, like.
It's the two extremes.
The peak and the walk bottom.
The Curry episode and the normal episode.
And how can we feel that the between?
I don't think anything is worthy of it.
So all three of us agree that the curry episode is trash and the normal episode is good.
Has there ever been consensus that the curry episode has been good?
No, but this is the thing.
It's like a debate.
It's a debate in the jar.
No, it is.
It's the normal versus curry.
I discovered today that there is a whole curry episode.
Reddit.
Yeah.
A whole curry episode
Reddit is...
I know they are fucking meming.
I don't believe
that any jar fans
actually had any
real enjoyment
from the Curry episode.
They're a fragment
of our cult
that we need to snuff out.
Hmm.
Because there's a danger
of them splitting off
into their own
fucked up cult.
Yeah, yeah.
Like an even more
dangerous version.
But like
the people who appreciate
the normal episode
I think
I think it's like a fight between like new gen and old gen.
Oh, the different waves of jar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like...
Old wave, flat era, fight in the...
What era is the normal episode from?
Would you describe it as?
That was the first...
That was the first era of...
I don't know.
We can't talk about sets on eras.
It's like the first era of the first era of the...
room up there
I don't think it was
because we had the sofa in place
I think
oh the first era of that era
was the four chairs then the sofa
and then it became the
fucked set up by the wall
yeah that was just the
room era this is the jar set era
that was the room
era the room the room the room
the room era
doesn't really up narrow it for us
but what do you mean it doesn't
the room era where we've all
always done it in a room. No, but this is the jar set.
The flat was its own era. That wasn't
an era of itself. The womb. Should we do a woods episode
in the woods? A real woods episode? Yeah.
We've talked about it. The king's arms. Yeah, yeah.
We talked about... We used to go to the top
of that creepy tower. I was saying to Jim yesterday...
That would be an awesome episode. That'd be scary as fuck.
That tower is a death sentence.
Yeah, true actually. Why? Why is it
death sentence? It's just scary. It's like a...
The stairs are dog yourself. It's like a four-story
tower with no railing on the stairs.
The stairs are just like stones just like sticking out.
Yeah, I got like two stories up and I couldn't go any further.
Yeah, we're not doing that at night.
Because one of us should be at the top and then the silence and our body just falls off
because something pushed us and we're dead.
No, but I said this to you yesterday that we need to do a King's Arms episode.
We need to go through those woods at night.
The scary episode.
Yeah, no, I want to do it.
Even though I'm the one who's going to cry and scream.
No, we should do the, um, underground old,
World War II Tunnel episode
Wait, what?
Is that near the King's Arms as well?
Yeah, just underneath all those hills.
Why don't we just go to fucking Melcham
and go to the nuclear fallout bunker under it?
No, that's caution.
There's like a proper nuclear earwear fucking...
We can do the Trowbridge episode as well
where we get attacked by some roadmen.
We're going to do a haunted episode
this November, Halloween.
Watch out.
November isn't Halloween.
Yeah, well, November.
He's son of a bitch.
Have I spent this entire, my entire life in King, November was Halloween?
Matt Hawkshaw.
No, should we send it to a vote?
If people want us to do a scary episode in the King's Arms and near the King's Arms.
Well, I mean, there's logistics and shit to all that.
Not really.
We drive there.
We park up with all this.
some little...
No, you have...
You take that.
It's got a camera in.
Like, the walk videos.
What do you mean?
It's got a camera in it.
It is a camera.
Oh, fuck me.
It's one of his days,
what is that with your brain right now?
It's got the mics in.
Like,
the walk video,
it had the unbuilt mic.
Do we use that?
The camera's got an inbuilt camera.
I'm sorry.
It's a fire day.
I've had a tough week.
I suppose it's not wrong.
it does have been here
well yeah I mean it's true
it is just yeah
but yeah actually
go on the Reddit
there'll be a poll
choose if you want us
to traumatize me
no do it on Twitter
I'm not doing no reddit poll
no I'm doing it on TikTok
yeah make a TikTok
we'll all see it there
do a TikTok poll
Matt Hawshort has one for us
Hey Eternals
do you still play Red Dead online
and is it still as bad as they say
even after a year since the naturalist
update there's still nothing to buy with all the money you can earn besides red dead not printing money
like gta online which just received another major content update why do you think rockstar keeps neglecting a
game with such huge potential because it's not gta yeah this is honestly something i'd like to go
maybe on the the next like update to them to red dead online yeah because this one doesn't seem
substantive enough to even yeah it seems like the kind of stuff they're
probably should have added months ago
I don't know how much COVID fucked
rock star
yeah
clearly their plan wasn't as concrete
though for red dead
from what I understand the guy that left
had quite a cool idea
for what you wanted red dead online to be
but then he left
what downhouser
yeah
unless it was just a totally different guy
but yeah my assumption is
they had like big plans
cool ideas for it, but it didn't start making the GTA bucks, so they pulled funding.
No, it would make sense.
Like, they had the whole street racer, like, um...
Yeah, yeah, they just...
Which, I would say, really interesting, but it's, it's a deal, it's an expansion for GTA 5,
so therefore I have no interest.
Yeah, and, like, knowing there's, like, flying motorbikes and shit in that.
It takes away the whole, you know, street racer fast and furious.
Yeah, I'm not interested in being a street racer in a world where someone can
just like fly over with a jet and shoot me yeah it's boring it is weird there's so much
potential but if they're not invested it's just nothing's going to come of it and i'm not
going to spend any time in it um they haven't even updated it for ps5 and i export series
yet like but they're still releasing like updates for it if you to play yeah i've been
tempted to go on it on pc um um but like i i don't know anyone that plays redden online
so I'm not going to like get into it
by myself at the moment
yeah they need a bit more
a bit more
just a bit more
just more shit
I've done enough of the stuff that was already in the game
like two years ago
yeah
yeah it's just old
I don't want to do that shit by myself
I'll do new shit by myself
but nah not that old shit
explosive kangaroo left one
have a big idea here
you need to make a batch of mead
it's a really simple process which I enjoy
as an easy way to produce alcohol
and I believe the jar meant
should name a fermented beverage
which they can drink on the cast question mark
I love the idea of a special series
or episode of jar about making special jarmead
connection to the old gods and the sacred entities
bees which were mentioned at the previous cast
please
that's kind of a cool idea
JAR mead, ear.
Also, isn't our clan on, uh...
Yes, Jarmid.
Yeah, our clan on, what's it called, Apex?
Apex Legends, it's just Jarmid.
Spell M-A-D.
Because it's M-A-D, because of M-D-E-A-D.
Yeah, but also mead is in the drink.
Tren, yeah.
So it would work, but it's like...
Yeah, I...
The problem is it, where do we make it?
Who has the facilities to make it?
Um...
Um, yeah.
I want to make...
I want to brew ale.
It's just, I don't know.
Because it's such a thing you, like, you mix all this shit and then leave it for ages.
If it comes out shit, it would just be like a real buzzkill.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Yeah.
So I'd want to do it right.
You know, that's why, because I was watching song on James May, because he's made his own gin.
And they were doing this, like, stuff where this guy who, he's partnered with this guy who actually makes alcohol.
And he knows, like, you've got, there's certain taste.
you put in because it complements other things you put in so you've got to kind of
know like botanicals and shit to know yeah yeah add to have the taste and it's like
you'd have to research that I don't think I I'm fucking clueless on it so I wouldn't
really know I just know somewhere you know there would be beans in it there will
be means in the jar me you can have a few different vats and just experiment with
the ingredients yeah black beans kidney beans bait beans yeah
What are baked beans?
What kind of bean is a babe bean?
I'm baked.
See, what would be your ideal mead?
Because I would want to make one that's quite berry,
and it's like a summer flavour.
To be honest, I don't think I've ever drunk mead.
I don't think mead is something you have like a berry version.
But if you can't have a bay one...
Mead is more like a strong ale, from what I understand.
So you have it more like a bay bean flavour?
Like a strong, deep roasty flame.
If you can't have berry flavor.
The two flavors, bean and mead.
Or bean and berries, sorry.
No, but I think it's a great idea because...
It's some fermenting honey with water, sometimes with various fruits, spices, grains or hops.
Okay, so I assume it is sweeter than a nail.
Yeah.
Some berries, boy.
They're not berries.
with honey
grapes give us wine
hops give us beer
apples give us cider
honey gives us monks meat
oh that's like an actual
product they just advertise for them
so what would work
what would work of like a honey-based thing
fucking yogurt
a yogurt fucking flavor mead
yogurt meat
that fermentingly
no because no I mean yogurt flavors
like a vanillae yogurt flavor
of a bit of berry tinge
with the honey
the fuck are you talking about
what am I
me, berry
I mean
just said that it's a honey thing
so really
when you get
yogurt that shit
you add a bit of honey
so like they
get hungry
just bringing up yogurts
just confusing
you just mean you like
vanilla
and like free
get like a yogurt
flavor
but vanilla
yogurt is like
has its own
flavor inherently
though as well
let's put yogurt
in our meat
what the fuck is gonna
come out of
that.
Okay, I mean, like, vanilla.
James should have his own vat, and you can just put whatever he feels like.
No, because vanilla would work and berry.
Yeah, vanilla would.
But vanilla and berry, with like a bit of uniper.
What are you giggling about?
No, but the thing is, if we do it, we could make a certain one and...
Oh, we can give it away.
We can send jarlings...
Yeah, we can send all the fans alcohol through them.
with a male
yeah
berry yogurt meat
but what if like
it's actually an amazing discovery
and it's like the new drink
yeah what if we become like
the next wine reynolds
yogurt fucking mead
we have the next
we'll have a fucking Ryan Reynolds
and corg
like doing adverts for it
before we know
yeah but become the like the
the boogey like
sought after alcohol
in all these posh London restaurants
are like
oh your finest John Mead please
yeah this shit makes you feel really unique
you have one sip and you're like
vomit and you like start shaking
but holy fuck
the feeling
it's like one second of
absolute pure ecstasy
followed by like days of misery
uh duke walker
left one
what are your nerds opinions
on the upcoming avatar films
will they be worth the wait
will they even come out
I know you were all minus James
watch and talked about the first film
for a cast review in 2016
but could be interesting
hearing your thoughts on the original film too
uh my thoughts on my
for weight. Yeah, I like it quite a bit.
James, surely you watch
you've seen Avatar. Yeah, but I couldn't
give a flying fuck about any of the
sequels. I agree. Who
fucking cares? It's been like 20
fucking years. I don't
know why.
I have more faith than
everyone else.
Just in terms of, I'm intrigued by
this idea of this
movie being like set underwater
and like the visuals you can get from
an underwater
like crazy landscape
Aquaman
James Cameron doesn't really miss
you know he's pretty on point
and like after the first avatar
he got like these three writers together
and made them like all write together and shit
like with him in the writing room
and he's plotted out like a whole thing
and like if it wasn't him
I don't think I care
and I think I'll know based on just how like
the trailer looks like what vibe he's going for and if it's going to be more ambitious or whatever
but yeah i don't know it's never it's like never a film i think about or even want to like go and
watch but it's also not one i really have strong negative feelings towards no definitely not i just
don't really it was such a like movie of that time i loved it at the time i mean like and to be
honest i think the visual effects work in avatar is is better than
most of the shit um still coming out today like the new like the fast and furious movies
and shit like that you know like it's not even it's not even comparable
um just the implementation of visual effects and just the way it's shot and the technology
it's like yeah it's incredibly impressive um i quite like the main actor as well from avatar
i don't know if he'd be coming that sam worthington yeah i don't know why
he's such like a
he was just that guy of the time
yeah but I like him
maybe it's because of black ops
because he's an Aussie
yeah that too
right
he's mason from black ops
did you not know that
no I did I did
can we talk about how black ops
is fucking incredible
so just
236 episodes we've already done
about that
Oh, for fuck sake
James got swamp crotch again
He's got swamped fucking
Oh yeah, Augie's done a little fart one
Whoa
Oof, there's even a fan going too and it's still like
Jesus Christ
No, it's too late, it's no point now
It's already in the ether
And that's going to make him release more
It is the ether
Yeah now he's just squirted out an extra
Fucking half a gallon
That was bad
I had to drive James
for like 40 minutes
two ways
so
like an hour and a half
pretty much
because we stopped to Starbucks
yeah we stopped at Starbucks
got fucking fucked over
big time
my car doesn't have air conditioning
it's also got a broken window
I
I have never experienced
swamp crotch
to the extent that I experienced
swamp crotch
my balls were swimming
what time in the day were you driving
uh free
The peak, it was...
Three and that 30 degree.
Yeah, peak heat is like between three and four.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's not till like eight, nine that it starts getting cool down.
So, yeah, my balls were swimming in a swamp.
No, but here's the thing.
I was obviously in the car with you for the first, the first half of the journey.
My, my crotch was fine.
I've never...
You've talked about a swamp quatch before.
but I've never actually experienced it
That is bullshit
I don't know what you
What that actually feels like
You get swamped crouched don't you
Yeah of course
And it's
It's even worse when you're driving
Because your legs are sort of
Restrained to a certain
angle
I've never
Never experienced it
I'm always quite cool down there
What about your ass?
It's my back
That's where I get sweaty
it's my back
what about your ass there
you didn't answer
my ass is fine
you've never had a slippery
pair of cheeks
a marginally slippery
yeah
I was double-cheeked up
yeah I was double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
helping James drive to
Starbucks
Mazza 808 has one
a while ago I remember Jard talking about
Spider-Man Mars Morales
before it was released I was wondering
since it's been out for a while now
have any of you played it
and do you have any intentions of playing it or not?
Isn't it on a PS5?
It's on PS4 as well, but it's not 60s, so...
Yeah, I'll play it when you buy me a PS5.
Yeah, I'll play it when you buy a PS5.
I'll play...
When Sony makes it so you can buy a PS5.
Yeah.
No, you can just go on eBay and buy one for about 1,500 pounds.
The Devil Lahans says,
how old were Alex and Jamie when they first watched trains,
And has James ever seen it?
Also, what does Jamie think of T2 now?
Time has passed since its release.
I like T2.
Yeah, I liked it more when I rewatched it the other day.
Yeah.
It was pretty young when I first saw the...
Yeah, I was very young.
Because loads of it went over my head.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I must have been like 13.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe.
that's one of the
greats to me
that movie
I can watch at any point
yeah on Lesserboxed it's in my top four
yeah it's in my top four films of all time
yeah it's actually one of those films
that does kind of piss me off to an extent
because it's too good
yeah yeah that like hot fuzz thing
it's like yeah how is it so
well made
every aspect of it is just perfect
yeah yeah
you ever seen it James
nope
never seen the sequel nope
you never seen like the bit where he like puts his hand in the toilet
and the
I think I've seen a bar fight scene maybe
yeah yeah yeah that's about it
yeah yeah that's it
and I probably can't say I am gonna see it any time soon
at least
because you know movies and me at the
yeah
Raisin the Mall says
Hi Jail Lad's been beginning to ask since the new set was revealed
What's with the picture of Berg on the wall?
Legeracers 2 was my first ever video game,
so my attention was immediately drawn to his picture.
Is there any deeper significance to his place in the set,
or is he just there because he's an inherently funny character?
I kind of answered you a question in the question, my friend.
No, there is more to it.
Berg, Berg became legend because you'd always call me Berg.
Well, no, it goes deeper than that.
Our old cultist friend
had an affinity for a term
John?
Yeah, John
John had an affinity
for the term
I'm Buttbergler
That's right
Which turned to Buttberg
Which turned to Berg
Which reminded us of Berg
The ice berg
No, but it's also been a thing
Because of Berg was on my mind
Because of Legeraces too
Yeah
Yeah
And being the hardest boss
But then because you would always say
Berg
For the last few years
If it's your birthday
I say happy Berg day
In relation to Berg
And it's just the angle
of that picture and it's like a perfect image
it's just so fucked up
he's a cheater
he's a son of a bitch that but-bug
yeah it's a really tough
speaking of games that need
remakes yeah yeah fucking get on it
yeah Capcom
Konami should be making
some pack of Pachinko machines out of the
bug
one trait
fartis says hey James
I have a question for Alex
you have inspired me to get back
into Lego. I've uncovered some
old sets of mine, but most
of it is lost to time.
What are some good sets you would recommend?
P.S. Will there ever be any more
uploads that I build everything channel?
That one.
That one I'm pointing it.
Currently, the jar set has the sand crawler
on it, which I'm quite a fan of.
It's one of my favorite Star Wars vehicles.
It has an awesome silhouette.
As far as sets, I actually recommend.
they're really good with like adult-themed stuff now they're really leaning into
that I went to the the fairly new Lego shop in Bristol the other day and they've got
such a cool selection of stuff now they've got like loads of different plants you
can buy like a bonsai tree they've got the whole ideas line of like a ship in a
bottle there's like a typewriter you can build an elaborate piano set really cool
shit like that you can get now there's even I saw and I was really tempted to buy it
like a buildable world map that you put on the wall so they're getting really cool
and creative with stuff like that that's really alluring to me and I like all the
NASA stuff as well mm-hmm but you just find a Lego shop and have a look
just go online oh we need to address this from swastika eyes
Hypus is just a quick one for the barrel, but I'm putting it at the end here.
I'm an entomologist who has dedicated my life to improving the reputation of wasps.
Just wanted to clarify a few things regarding the Hornets' discussion.
The Hornets that are causing great concern are Vespula Voloutina,
which are currently not established here in the UK,
though they are in France and continental Europe,
and there have been a few records of them over here.
They are smaller than our native Hornets,
and they're predominantly black in color.
Our native hornets, Vesper Cabro, can be bigger and a yellow and red.
That must have been the one I saw.
Hornets and wasps are important in an ecosystem
because not only are they pollinators,
they're not as efficient as their cousins, the bumblebee,
but they are excellent predators
who can be very useful for keeping pests, insects,
from destroying our crops.
I suppose what I'm trying to say is,
I'm not going to say that bit.
Also, listening to James Town,
trying to pronounce scientific names should become a regular feature on the cast.
I guess that was in relation to the...
Truglodite's pan.
What was the orangutang?
Mungo.
Pagamas.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
That one.
Um...
Yeah.
I thought we were talking about the really big ones, because they're not like normal hornets.
The really huge ones.
Yeah.
They're like multiple wasps.
sort of Hornet comments.
I'm glad someone's out there fighting the fight for the Hornet.
Someone has to do.
The wasps.
Wasps and hornets, sorry.
Yeah.
Fuck them, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't say you really won me onto their side.
Yeah, not at all.
No, but why do you actually hate them?
Have they stung you?
Because they look horrible.
Yeah.
Everything looks horrible when you're that small.
Nah.
Nah, because, like,
a caterpillar's pretty cute.
Mm-hmm.
Ladybirds pretty funny.
Butterflies, dragonflies.
Dragonfly's awesome.
Dragonfly is huge.
Very cool.
Even though dragonflies...
Scary.
They've had the capacity to be scarier.
Yeah, back in the prehistoric days when they were like six foot long.
I mean, I'm sure that's an exaggeration, but they were big as fuck.
Yeah, they were huge.
Yeah, that would be terrifying.
Yeah, and they've got like laser precision in the way they can fly.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, aviation just geniuses.
And no, I'm not going to stop talking about scientific names for animals.
Let's do a couple more here.
Vibrating Pablo says,
How many non-jacked Kamal Nijianis would it take to defeat
Jacked Kamail Nijiani?
Two.
We talk about human on human.
Two humans can always normally beat one human.
Because one, if one goes for the legs, the other one just doesn't.
You can take anyone down.
Jacked as...
Do you think like two of us could take on Arnie and his peak?
No, because, no, we're talking about non-jack Camille to Jack Camille.
That's different to me and you versus Arnie.
Arnie was huge.
Camille is not as huge.
He's pretty huge, though.
Yeah, but he's not Arny huge.
My guess would be two or three.
I think too, no, I think too.
Like, how much, how much of someone could you grab,
then there's three of you trying to grab someone.
There's not enough of Kumil to share
between the commules.
I feel like with the two arms, maybe...
No, you don't...
Go for arms, you go for legs.
No, but he's going to be fighting them
as they're going for the legs, you know?
Yeah, but it's hard to punch you down to the legs
than it is to someone's grabbing your arm
because you've got more strength
to deck them in the face
if they're grabbing your arm.
Yeah, but if you got a...
Kumail by the legs...
You can knock him over.
You can pull him over.
That's where you win.
No, but he's a weaker Kumail.
you might not be able to pull over a strong chemo
no but the thing is if you just jump down
grab his legs and then the other one just
rugby tackles instantly on the floor
because he won't be immobile because of the legs
but then they're all on the floor
yeah exactly all it takes is an energetic
strong camel to jump up
he'll have like 10 times the energy
10 times the muscle man he can just spring up
he can spring smack one smack
to the face of a weak cum male from a strong
do that thing from like the asking games
where Batman goes like
went on the ground
yeah yeah yeah
Because a weak Camille is still quite strong
Humans can be quite strong when they need to be
That is not void rage strong, you know
Which which Cumel, current Cumel is roid rage strong
Yeah, but he's void rage strong
But he's not, he's not fighter
He doesn't know to fight
He knows he can fight though better than weak Cummel
But they fight their fighting skills the same
So when you're talking about taking them down
in a fight, it doesn't, yeah, you've got stronger muscles and you can hit harder, but you're still
not technically good enough. No, but you can also withstand more.
I don't think muscle density matters to being able to take his.
Yeah, but he's not going to be like taking precision hits to the face.
Beekumil.
Either of them. Yeah, well, weikumail is more likely to take a strong precision hit to the face than strong
Qomel. Strong Qumail, for all we know, has been using a punching bag.
He might have been trained to throw a punch.
He might need to be trained to throw a punch.
But he probably isn't, because he's an actor, so he's not going to learn combat sports.
No, but like punching a punching bag, it doesn't require you to learn a combat sport,
but you will be better at punching if you're trained how to punch a punch.
But how many actors are learning to punch for punching bags?
And why would you just spend your time punching a punching bag?
It's good cardio.
But then you could just do more
With that
With what?
Sparring with people
Because that's also good cardio
Yeah but they don't need to do that at all
If that actors they don't need to even punch a punching bag
They've got all these paid dieticians and PTs
No but what I'm saying is we don't know that he hasn't been punching punching
We don't know that he has though
What's that car in the background?
It's definitely an N.A.
It's probably 1.6 courses.
It's a low capacity engine.
Well, on that note, actually.
No, I haven't finished my Camille numalji.
I'm going to say three.
I'm going to say two.
I'm going to say two, because you don't realize
where's your balance, bro?
Where's your balance?
It's on your legs.
Yeah, because he can keep track of two.
As soon as that third guy gets behind him, that's it.
What do you mean he keeps track of two?
No, that's a very good point.
You're implying both weaker Camille's are coming at him head on.
You're saying, you're saying, you're saying,
I feel like I could keep track of, like, YouTube people, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're saying the third one, you're saying the third one is coming from behind.
The second one, no, think also, think also,
Kimel's going to be way more confident.
The strong one, yeah, the strong Camel's going to be confident as fuck.
Weakumel, taken on a strong cummell, he's going to be intimidated.
He's going to be scared.
He's going to know.
But there's multiple weaker camels.
They're pack.
So we're talking about, like,
No, two people is not a bad.
Yeah, pretty much.
But at the same time, if you know you've got the lesser hand, you've got the bad hand, you use tactics, you jump him.
You don't just go into a bare fight, you use, you get an upper hand, you jump him out of nowhere.
Because then you surprise him.
But this is an arranged fight.
Whenever I picture these stupid fight things, it's a blank, like, it's just like, yes, like an infinite empty field.
No, like a fighting game.
like G-mod, you know, when you, like, spawn it, and it's just fucking nothing.
Yeah, flat grassland.
So it's just like, fight.
I think, no advantage, no, like, no trees.
You're for getting another thing.
Who's faster?
The weaker camills?
No.
He was not, he wasn't, like, in shape.
Yeah.
His cardio would be better, his speed would be better, his strength would be better.
He could just outrun them.
Yeah, he could run away for a bit, tie them out, then just sprinting.
smack one down.
No, but that's where you tackle the legs
because then he's insulin on the floor.
No, but he's already ran for a bit and they're knackered.
No, but as soon as you get him on the floor,
the other weaker Camus can start pounding him
while he's on the floor with his feet.
That would win.
That would straight on win.
But listen, so you're saying Kumail stood up,
guy grabs his legs,
other one tackles him.
Now everyone is on the floor.
No, because that whole situation you just talked about
is if Camille's, he's running,
If you grab his legs right he's running, he's just going to fall.
Well, if he's running, you're not catching up to him.
He's strong QMUMEL.
He's chasing you.
The strong Camille is chasing the weakly commos.
Strong Kumail wouldn't take on too unnecessarily.
He would run away for a moment.
If they're charging him, he's going to run.
No, he's chasing the weak Kamele's.
Why would they be running?
Because I just said they've got the speed and then you argue that they don't.
said they're running away.
They don't have the speed. No, they're not running away.
That's the thing. If they don't have the speed, they start running, then once
Stronger Kumil starts charging them, that's when you attack.
No, but if they're both running at that point, they need to stop, turn around and then charge him.
No, because you get him close. So he's close enough to jump and gab you. That's when you fucking
slide and get those legs. He tops it.
No, at that point, at that point, you're already fucked.
If you're running away, you're fucked. If you're running away from Strong Kumil, you've lost.
I don't agree.
Strong Kumau.
That's not how it works.
James,
how many,
how many porny's would it take
to take down strong Kumau?
That's a fucking silly question.
Why would you ask such a stupid question?
He has a bloody blade.
One.
Yeah.
I think with how good of a fighter,
porny is as displayed in international.
It might be international.
There's a lot of room there for him to kind of just annihilate.
He has a lot of.
a blade. He has a weapon.
Yeah. Yeah. And he's an alien, you know.
He's probably got like a grenade launcher.
Okay, then. Here's an actual question.
Here's a genuine question that's actually grounded in realism for lunch.
Which is something I know jar is just never a thing.
So what about the rock and multiple Camille, peak camels?
Three.
You still think three?
Yeah.
No. No, two ripped Camillees could take on the rock?
No.
dude
we're talking about
the whipped
he's like a brick wall
but
but the rock isn't that mobile
and this is where
my tactic comes in for the weak camels
you get me you make no
no but the difference is
weak camels
stand their chance
strong cummiles
are mobile
strong cummel he isn't
swall he isn't swall
he isn't swall to the point of
like inability to move
He looks like he's just athletic
He looks like he could run
300 meters and like be good
So my tactic for taking out strong Camille
Would work against the wok
You take him down, you go the feet
No but the rock ain't gonna chase
The rock is most
Yeah yeah he's at an advantage
When he's not moving
Defensive type
Yeah but if he holds up and just like
Takes a few hits
I think you can't
No remember he was a wrestler
That's what I'm saying
you can't, you, you wouldn't, you can't fight him, you just can't.
It might even take four strong cumults to take him down.
No, I'm confident it would take more.
Because of what fucking body slam people?
He's got the fucking muscles, he can just bang!
You were saying like he's way bigger now than he's ever been.
Yeah, he's way bigger than when he was a wrestler, right?
Yes, but he still has that wrestler knowledge.
But he's just got more strength to do it.
Yeah, I don't think five could take him, could take the rock.
Five could.
Five definitely.
I disagree.
I think you underestimate the Mox power.
No, because then you have the rock in the middle
and then five individuals just coming in closer
from different angles.
What can he do?
You can't cover five points at the same time.
It's like Thanes fighting the Avengers.
Yeah.
In that situation, if the Rock pulls the elbow first,
he could knock out one come in instantly.
That means there's four.
Because a proper strong elbow to the face
could fuck you up.
But the Rock isn't trained in like actual fighting.
Yeah, you can't actually fight.
fight like a knops and short yeah but being a wrestler there is actually you actually got
fucking hit people with wrestling you know you've actually got b you need to know how to do
things and with the basics of converts do things dude no but yeah no wrestling is no more
impressive than kumel i i completely disagree have you not seen john john seen the video
stevo getting knocked the fuck out in a wrestling winning on friday night war he got fucked he got
body slammed and blacked out
and was like rivuling in pain
because they fucked him up. Well, you remember the Louis
Louis threw episode
where he was to the wrestlers
and he's forced to exercise
until he vomits.
I'm not
underestimating the Rock's
wrestling experience.
You know what? Speaking of the Rock, there's
this weird like trailer on YouTube
for his like, do you see Black Adam movie?
You've seen it? No.
Yeah, it's like
it's all like concept art shit
but with his voiceover
it's all this like art of him
in the black Adam like suit
it's me black Adam
I reckon that film is gonna suck
yeah I think you're right
big time do you know what else has also come out
he's not gonna be any more fast and furious movies
because he's feuding with Vin Diesel
is that really you serious
yeah good he's not he's not being anymore
so that
So is Hobbs and Shaw, like, done,
they're not doing one of those?
Because that seemed like they really wanted a universe thing going on.
Yeah.
With your Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Hart.
And Kevin Hart's kind of...
Has Ryan Reynolds ever been whipped?
Yeah.
You sure?
He's always been, like, the pretty boy.
He's ripped right now.
No, but that's not...
He's not Camille whipped.
And Camille's nowhere...
No, Camille's swole.
No, you just said he isn't swole.
Well, no, he's not the rock swole, but he's swole.
he's strong
no he's whipped
I'd call
Kumil whipped
Ryan Reynolds is not whipped
okay
Ryan Reynolds is shredded
no he's not shredded
no he's not shredded
he's just muscular
he's quite
he's just he's shredded
I don't think
you've seen his herbs
have you seen him in the change up
no because being shredded
is being the walk
that's you seen the voices
because
when I think of muscles
it's just like
whipped is the lowest
shredded is even more
than being the pock is no no no no no ripped is more than shredded no because being shredded
no being shredded no this is just getting insane now really ripped and shredded no
shredded what the fuck is a difference shredded you're just like lightly
muscular but low body fat ripped is so then i just mean the same thing no they're different
levels shredded when you because shredded it's like more aggressive you're fucking shredded
no shredded you've been shredding like you've been shredding like
the weight. No. You've been shredding the fat off your body. You're shredding your muscles, making them huge. No, no, you're ripping your muscles. You're ripping them so they have to repair. Okay, take a piece of paper. If you rip it, would you imagine a rip? When you think shreds, you think an aggressive shred. Shredded and ripped are both the same thing, though. No, they're not. When you're shredding something and ripping something. They're not. You're missing all the nuances, Alex. Like, shredded is more, is more, as a more aggressive ripped. So someone being shredded is bigger than ripped.
Because whipped's just like...
Lacerated.
Lacerated.
That's the rock.
No, he's not lacerated.
What is the rock then?
He's Swole.
He's built.
Swole is more than built.
We can agree on that.
No, because when I think swall, I think swollen.
That's what the rock's swollen.
He's swollen.
Swole.
Swole.
Yeah, we can agree.
Built.
Built means like...
No.
Bill is...
Bill is even less than whipped.
built is not less
no because some people are built just big
no
if you guys
you know like this world's strongest man
yeah
like they're built
that's not built
that is built
what are they then
built is just when you
are just quite built
you're built to have muscles
but being ripped
is taking that bill
who and you guys try and justify
what these words mean
is actual insanity
have you never heard of
have you never ever come across
the terminology of rich shredded
of course I have but it's
I think it's way broader than the way
you're like zoning into like a degree where you're like
no I could draw what someone who's ripped
compared to someone who's shredded compared to someone who's fucking
okay no throw your hand in the ring bro
yeah what's more ripped or shredded
what's your definition
ripped or shredded
ripped or shredded
rich runs that's just not true
that's just not true
they mean the same thing no because when
like my analogy with paper
they're the same thing but they're different levels
No, shredded. Shredder is you put it in a shredder.
And it's like a lazy activity.
No, because that's not shredding.
A dog shreds apart a rabbit.
Yeah, that's aggressive.
Whipping apart a rabbit is not.
A dog ripped apart a rabbit is the same.
No, because ripping apart a rabbit and shredding, it's aggression.
That's where it is.
Both are ripping and shredding and tearing and bamboozling.
Torn.
I've seen Gaius rip apart.
You've seen Billy.
You might have seen Billy.
doing it like shredding is like you're doing it with more energy which means it's more
aggressive that's what shredding is your emotions right now this is not my emotions this is
emotions there's no logic to any of this I don't think no okay no let's let's get some
people up let's get some fucking I'm gonna search I'm going to Google search shredded okay
and we're gonna see how huge the people are and they pop up get shredded do
you don't know it's me by the big red shred
because I think whipped is like
you know that influencer body type
look that's like whipped
shredded is like all are the same that you could just
sub any of them out and it's the same thing no no you can't
I think there's a there's an actual level to this
like according to who according to what
if you type in whipped you get the
you get more the influencer type
oh six pack you know pecks
but like what's a bodybuilder
oh you could describe them as ripped or shredded
no that's no that's fucking bullshit
that that's bullshit
I think when you're shredded you
you are huge
no if you're shredded you're like
no no shredded is not like the influence of fuck boy body
ripped that's ripped
ripped is
ripped is cummel
shredded is
Thor.
What's breaded then?
Um, that's the big red X.
Can we do this one from the gayest jar fan?
Yeah, let's do the gayest jar fans, uh, question.
I just, you're,
how do you meaners, and this is the last episode,
the last question, by the way.
Howdy Mingers, with this recent normal episode
Renaissance going on,
I decided to rewatch it, and one topic in particular interested me,
while discussing social expectations you bring up drinking
and how it's generally considered
abnormal not to drink in a social setting. Jim argued that there are situations such as being a
designated driver or a former alcoholic where it's okay not to drink. But I'd argue that the
choice not to drink even if you don't have a special reason should be normal. I'm 27 and I've
never so much as tasted alcohol. The first time I hang out with new people, they find it weird and
sometimes think I'm joking. I've been around enough people drinking to know it's not my type
of thing or I want to do it. I can enjoy myself well enough at a party without alcohol or
substances of any kind. Also don't have some tragic backstory where my parents were alcoholics or
something like that either. I'm just not interested. I think the expectation comes down to the
people you hang with. Lad pack, you're expected to be vomiting on the side of the street at 1am.
You know, I think that it's the behaviour of the group who are in with what that expectation is.
If you go to a wedding, you're probably not expected to drink a lot of alcohol.
No, but like, how does it actually affect you in any way if someone else decides that they don't
want to drink.
You know, that's what I mean.
The lad pack, it would affect them because they're so fragile about that stuff, you know?
Like, I don't drink, and I know I don't barely ever drink.
But I've been in the situation where people have been forcing drinks into my hand
when I've been the designated driver, because they're that toxic.
That's a lad pack.
That's the expectation that you should involve in this, this behavior.
It's not, it depends on the group, is what the social expectation is.
like nowadays i think drinking is because
is phasing out with the generations
i think
yeah what do you reckon bro um
it's baked in
I think it's still pretty heavy
here yeah definitely is
uh
I don't know that
I think it's kind of an embarrassment thing
as well
because if if everyone is drunk
together
then you're more
comfortable because you all know you're being stupid because
you're drunk. But if you say something wrong when you're drunk
with a bunch of drunk people... It doesn't matter. No one's going to remember anyway.
Yeah. But if there's like a... If you're the only drunk person
and like you stand out if... Yeah. And then if you're the only not drunk person
is the same thing. Yeah, I suppose what level we're talking. Like
if like your group like want to be distrable.
destroyed at one night and you're like not a drinker you're probably just going to have shit night
yeah yeah because i mean you're not going to get good conversation out of people yeah yeah
because when you're sober and you're around really drunk people it's like yeah it can be yeah
just incredibly annoying some people can be really annoying when they're drunk but it can be
entertaining though as as the sober one yeah yeah yeah it definitely can but
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, just do what you want, you know.
And peer pressuring is kind of lame.
People do that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who gives five shits about what people want to do, you know?
Exactly.
Just be, uh...
Be your homie.
Be shredded, be ripped, be...
So I want to wrap this bad boy up.
Oh, I'm the kind of go
You genuinely think ripped and shredded
Do the same thing?
Yeah, no, I can't get over this
It's fucking ridiculous
They're completely different things
No, they're not completely different things
They are, ripped, shredded
Then there's
Bodybuilder
Bodybuilder, you don't say like
No, because, no, because it's the thing
This is how I normally do it.
I don't say they're ripped or shred,
I just say they're fucking huge
huge
well no but that's not ripped or shredded
that no that's fucking huge
that's that's that's so far beyond being
shredded and ripped
that's like the highest level
you're
I'm telling you you're
you're saying I'm telling you
you just you just
get out of it Alex
you just don't understand
boom boom shred
let us know what your opinion is on the shredded
ripped debate
the shreddies rip debate
rip
into a shreddy
you do
you
you rip a fart
but you don't shred a foot
yeah exactly
because you can't aggressively fart
yes you can
you can
when you're catastrophic
when you're aggressively fart
you get a whipped fart
right
you can't get that aggression
out of your butt
so shredded doesn't work
no
no weak argument
yeah very weak
thank you Alex
thanks for taking my son
no Alex doesn't know
what he's talking about. He does he thinks they're the same
thing. That's not an ally
to have in this. That is more of a valid argument than you're.
No, it's not. You aren't even saying your arguments. I would even
argue Alex is more correct. You're just countering me
by saying, no, that's not the case. You're not trying to back up your claim.
Because you just keep going off on these soapbox
fucking bullshit. Not giving me a chance to talk.
Talk, then. Talk then. Talk, then.
Explain your points.
You've been drinking too much yogurt meed, man.
Yeah.
Going straight to your head.
Yeah, you've been ripping the...
How dare you?
No, listen, when you're shredding...
Oh no, this...
That doesn't work.
That doesn't make you fucking strength.
When you're shredding, you're cutting shit out.
When you're ripping,
you're like...
Ripping it, you know?
Yeah, to look like an influence of fuckboy.
When you're being shredded, you're going to be huge.
No.
No.
Yeah.
No, shredded means cutting off.
Ripping means...
No, but everyone cuts off.
That's how they start.
What are you talking about?
The only people who don't is people who are built
because then they get shredded really quickly.
Because they've got the mad.
No, people that are built.
Like, Arnie's not built.
Arnie was built.
Arnie and his point was not built.
He was. He was huge.
You're just digging your own grave.
I don't even have to say anything.
He was built, wasn't he, Alex?
What the fuck does Bill even mean?
He was swollen.
He was shredded.
He was shredded.
He was ripped.
He was swall.
He was built.
Pulsating.
He was huge.
Quivering mass of protein.
Have you seen the, um, I saw this trailer for a movie that's coming out.
That's produced by, um, Arnold Schwarzenegger and like a bunch of, you know, like sports types.
Mm-mm.
That's all.
favor of vegetarian eating.
Is that only a veggie?
I guess so now.
He, yeah, he said in the trailer for this film,
there's like debunking the myth of like,
you can't be strong and healthy without eating animals.
So I think that might be quite an interesting thing to watch.
Well, apparently there's more science behind this than we're giving it credit.
It's related to like your body.
mass and your fat
levels
what is so? There's like a men's health
article that's a cut whip
jacked or swall
oh no
but that doesn't involve shredded so
fuck it off
because like being cut is being lean
right with muscle and the source is subjective
too it's a stupid article from men's health
right
yeah men's health is not the
no I heard a cool quote from this trailer
though
um
this guy was like
Good bread.
I was always asked, how am I as strong as an ox?
And I'd always say, you ever seen an ox eating meat?
It's kind of gay, actually.
Okay, so let's take Christiano and up.
He's clearly ripped.
He's not, like, massive, he's not muscle, he's ripped.
He's just got a very, he's lean.
He's shredded.
No, he's ripped.
He's ripped.
of all the people he's fucking whipped
but like
the Johnson
the rock
he's shredded
he's not shredded
what is he then
he's swole
okay
Kumangi is shredded
whipped is like Ronaldo
when you lean
cumair muscle
yeah so they're completely different body types
Ronaldo whipped
cumil shredded
he's mass he's muscular mass
Ronaldo's not muscular mash
Rinaldo's not shredded
Rinaldo is whipped
Have you actually seen a picture of him recently
I saw a video of him eating bread I think
They're being a red
I'm fucking eating bread
Like that right there
That is whipped
He's quite he's still white lean but he's whipped
He looks creepy
He looks shredded
No that's not shredded
Because there's not muscle there
Like that, that's ripped
Look, look, ripped
That's not shredded
Because there's not mass
It's not mass
That's fucking mass there
You crazy cun
Casket King
Is he ripped or shredded?
Is Casket King?
Is Casket King?
That's when you run up
with somebody
And smack him with a piece of bread
That's shredded
Here's a few examples
That's shredded
Because he's got more maths
You just got breaded
Fucking
That's it
Nah, nah
This
You think
I don't
You don't
You in bread
I'm editing all of this out
Grabbing you're bread
Smack someone with it
You tell them they've been breaded
And you're doing it right
so get a camera
posted as a video response
and let's see if we can get this thing
catch it on move over planking
it's time for bread
and as always
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see you
see you breaded
how did that shit not
John. He did. He made breaded too.
What?
Yo, what everybody cast in here with another video, and you just got bredded.
