JAR Media Posdact - Yung Fictional Sufferer - JARCast Episode 351

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:52 Housekeeping 21:27 Zelda Movie but somehow worse than Minions 30:55 Jim's Devastating Hypothetical 39:13 Mid Break 39:58 Internet Historian & James 40:31 Napping 58:33 The Arsenal Chant 1:00:11 Creepy Gooner Anecdote 1:04:00 Text Etiquette 1:22:08 James' Disgusting Coworkers 1:32:10 Crawling, Wriggling or Writhing 1:40:03 Patron Segment

Can I ask why your wallpaper on that iPad is a mere cat? What's wrong with it? I just... Yeah, it's cool. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen. This is. All morning. All night.

The Char Media podcast. Episode 351. Why? Yeah, why? Why? Why? How about one of these? I love, why are animals like that?

Because if I did that a guy, he'd attack me. I think, I've been told that Billy's not like a lot of other cats. that Billy is unique. Billy is unique. She looks like she's crying. No. She's hap. She's,

she's pair-bon-babied with all a job. She's, what? Per-bon-babied? No, there's a, I have a theory. Wait, what's Per-Bomb-babied? I have a theory that any, any animal that enters this house becomes Pear-Bomb-babied.

What does that mean? What's Pear-Bomb-baby? James gets it. I get it. it like there's there's an all there's there's it's like when people ask about you know your belief in supernatural yeah there is something that cannot be defined by logic and rationality with animals and this house they all just end up pair bomb babyed yeah they do even my dog gets a bit fucking pear bombed whenever he goes in radius of this house

B-O-N-D. Per-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. We all have completely different ideas. I assume this was a thing that you like new James was just intuiting yeah as James often does he just understands

what I will say is like look at that that animal there this animal right that animal there was so ferocious that there was a calendar made of her most vicious disgusting kills and slaughters and now she's just like

her partner she's always been a little cuddle Kent she has always been a little cuddly bad why did she look so mondated well yeah she's just giving you a little look it's that billy way but yeah this is episode 3

51 of the jarcast I mean host Alex joined by Jim and James as always yeah before we get too deep into the episode I want to shout out the jail media patron I did Patreon who are... Patron?

The Patrons over at Patrons who make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out in that first or second week of each month if they were a dibby tier or above. Thank you all. Wonderful people.

I'm feeling delicate today, guys. Why? I'm feeling delicate. In what way? Like physically or emotionally or... All of them. I've only got... Normally do we do the housekeeping segment

now where we like round off the conversations from the previous episode but I'm feeling sour what look at the way it's gone look at it I'm feeling sour man I'm feeling sour and I got to talk about this it's like a walking stick someone said someone said in the last episode this is this is maybe the most devastating comment in the 10 years I've been on YouTube right the most devastating one ever right what have they I didn't even screenshot shot it I was that upset by this someone was like

well Alex really be looking like dream right now oh shit oh yo okay how can someone say that to another person

first off dream be looking like me okay yeah you came first I was born first. I was pair Bon Born first. Dream doesn't get that, you know. He gets to cheat at Minecraft speed runs or whatever he does. He gets to make his awesome songs. Have he seen his have he seen any clips of his music? I've just seen there's been a meme of him wanting, like

going on of him on a stage. Yeah. He says something then goes. Yeah, he's like, he's like, it's like a, you know, a newborn baby that can't support a certain head. So it's going like, It's very strange I've seen lots of memes of that One of them was like When the magnets in your arms are like Pulling the magnet in your head down What?

I'm gonna have to show you Wait Why is he on stage? It has that noise it has that meaning Because he makes music bro He's done a song with What's his face? Young gravy

Who? Young gravy Is that his name? Dude You're just making shit up at this point like you you stop using most social not even all a bunch of social media's reality just i saw i saw a short of young gravy taking his golden retriever to get a hundred thousand dollar chain what who the fuck's young gravy he's not real i think that's

who he is now you got got me doubting look young gravy here he is yeah i was right young Gravy. There he is. Do the hell is that? Literally who? It's just like some dude. It's not some dude. He's like really famous. He worked with Dream guys. Like this. At first you were like, Dream makes music and to like

to make it real you're like he makes it with young gravy. Like who the hell is that? And then you show us and then you're like he's real. He's like a big deal. He works with Dream. go this is dream song with young gravy

there's some loony tunes that's production to whoever wants to hear is this dream or young gravy this is dream no that's young gravy this no it's not bro let's go okay I'll get you to the young gravy bit

Okay, the fact that you caught up now? The best part of that song is, uh... You caught up now? Let's go, young gravy. New, uh, new, uh, new born baby. Pearborn, Paerbonds, baby. You guys are going to be on the next, uh...

A. I'm new gravy, the pair bond baby. Let's go. Dream on stage. Head, fall down. Dropping his head on stage, here we go. You've seen the meme. I've seen him, but Jim doesn't know this one because he's off the grid. I wouldn't recognize Dream.

You've seen the memes. I guess he looks like you. That's the clip. That's the clip. That's the clip. That's dream? Yeah, that's dream. Did you not see this whole face reveal?

reveal. It was me and everywhere. I forgot about it. Yeah. He looks different now, though. He looks like you. Excuse me? Um, I mean, let's go, Dream. Let's go. If you want Dream on the cast, start tweeting. Um, tweet a young gravy. Yeah, let's get gravy up here. Yeah, with this golden retriever. We can make a new podcast called like the roast dinner, you know. chicken oh for the gravy veg young gravy

yeah but which one of us who's who well that we we have to come up with like related names maybe maybe i'm the son of dream and young gravy i guess

one of the face app creations i made does look exactly like young gravy really no shut up dog gotta go to one of my four twitter accounts to find this so is is dream popular again then he always was he's got he makes music is his music popular no well people like making fun of it and they like sold out shows and stuff and goes on tour yeah so it must be yeah i guess there's

some Minecraft fans that listen to it or something i don't know know what i'm saying see do you think like if you start off being a Minecraft YouTuber and then start making music do you think it kind of limits the scope of your music and artist and how you're like yeah yeah it's it's it's kind of almost cheating in a way i feel like yeah you got to where you are with your Minecraft stuff that's cool if you wanted to get to that same place with your music then i feel like you'd have to start again different different yeah different packaging so then it can speak for itself you know yeah That's so true. That's...

That's not young gravy, but... Dude, yes, it is. No, it's not. Dude, you didn't even know who he was five minutes ago. Yeah, but now I feel kind of close to him. You know? I'm trying to get you a good picture of him.

To Google. No, there was that... Yeah, what are you on? Yes. That is the same. No, it's not. He's very skinnier. that is him man

I'm for real no that just looks like a chad picture of you yeah that's chad wojack you yeah am I still allowed to say Chad wojack or will I no that's fine that's not that's fine Dave all

see look at him he looks like yeah that's what I'm saying I'm a combination of him put a bit of dream in there And then I'm born. And then I just got to find who to pair bond baby with. Wait, so now it's like an activity, pair bond babying. James gets it, you just don't get it. There was one other thing, okay?

There was one other thing. Okay. James was causing a stirre last episode with his he made a breakfast sarni out of narna my my my my nana your nana your nana but what is interesting about this is what genesis t rd said who says someone actually talked about it yeah they came to your defense they came out the james defense squad is coming in they always james didn't invent anything with his breakfast narn roll it's called a wrestler's narn and it was invented by dishroom sources it was invented by you young gravy. It's about dream and young gravy. So, yeah, I got this article from Dish Room

with images of basically what James made. No, that looks nothing like what I made. Where's that bacon? Where's the sausage? Where's the bacon there? Where's the sausage? And where's the hash brown?

I'm sure it's in there, bro. No, but the thing is, I didn't know it existed, so I'm not claiming it as a creation, you can't have you can't judge me saying yeah but someone else did it they're not judging you they're saying it was they're defending good oh no no no no if a tree falls in a forest and accidentally invents a new breakfast is it even invented no if it invents a breakfast that's already been invented if a tree falls in the forest and invents a breakfast that has already

been invented is it really being invented at all it already was to begin with it I'm just saying, like, you know, don't judge it until we try. It's actually phenomenal. It looks quite good in that photo. It didn't look so good in your photo. But that's because it took two minutes to make in my photo. I'm not a chef. Yeah, but you also didn't like...

There was no sauce in it. There was no sauce. I didn't season any of the meat when I cooked it. No way. It's crazy how adding a bit of like a contrasting color to a platter. Just suddenly like... Corrianda a bit of. Wow, look at this rainbow of a meal.

incredible you know it's amazing i just didn't have any of that available so bit of beetroot get it a bit purple eat a rainbow everybody if you want your gut flora to thrive smarties skittles moams i love moams haven't had moams in a good old minute yeah i'm not crazy about them there's you know what you know what's been getting a lot of paint recently. His hair. What do you mean? There's been a lot of comments about hair. What do you mean? Apparently, um, the mop

era is over, cut your hair. No, the mop era is only beginning. Who? According to who, bro? These, these comments on the drawcast. Yeah? But this is the thing. I don't care. I think you should though. I think you're disrespectful.

Please indulge. I think to just leave it is a waste you know I'm not leaving it look at it

what have you done to it today I maintain it like well I use a lot stylistically do you know what honestly I think even if you just like put some dunk in it and just like swept it back that could be cool

Yeah, because they don't look like Woolmanendez and Black Ops 2 Yeah That's how I'd look Shit, you really would That's what my profile Feets used to be

Is to slick back Yeah No, like just Just something, you know Yeah Because it's like It's just It's chaotic

And it's just like I don't have any product To style it You've got like A lot of choice there You've got a lot of option You know You can

You can Arthur Morgan it Yeah You can like grow out Then you can get big beard and you can start fighting people in the streets I don't need a beard to do that yeah you see

it definitely helps yeah except there's probably quite a good thing to grab true yeah that means I need to get in fights of people with beard and not have a beard what's the quickest way

to get into a fight with someone oh bro's easy just fight them just attack them yeah actually just attack them give them no choice. Mine will be to go up and go,

what are your chicken or something? That's the easiest way to like get out of a fight. Who's this freak? They walk the other way. Yeah, I can't hit this guy. It depends what the, if you, um, um, um, a prejudice. If you, if you, if you, if you, yeah, I guess that probably helps. No, no, no, let me explain this on that.

I worded that in a way to, you know, hype expectations. But it's like if someone looks like they vote Brexit, just say to them, you're woke. Like the important man. If you want to start a fight with the important man, what would you say? Call him woke. I feel like he, there's something, like, deeply sad about him.

Do you know what I mean? There's like an underlying sadness. Do you think he's like, boogie? No, it's not a buggy level. Sadder than boogie. Yeah. Okay. No, you know that character.

He looks happy to me, but he's. No, that's her photo. He feels genuine... He's got love in his eyes. He feels genuine happiness, but he's, like, suffered. He's deeply suffered, and he's, like... He's like, yeah, he's climbed over the coals to get there, you know? Yeah, yeah.

He's been raked over those coals. Yeah. But he's, he's... You know, it still lingers a bit in his eyes. And I think he's deeply lonely. Oh, that's for sure. I can tell you that for a fact. Yeah.

He's surrounded by, like, only fans. Um, like, he spends, he spends five figures a month on only fans, that's for sure. He's, he's an ally. I like, I like that guy. The important man? Yeah, I like him. There's a lot of questions about the important man. People question who he is, where he came from all of a sudden.

If he's even real. He is, he is real and he's important to us all. So, and because of, like, privacy, he's a real guy. we're not going to talk about him or his life or what's gone through. As much as that, that would be, honestly, that would be great content to interview him, have him on. Yeah, the important, oh, it would be so good. Just that of respect, I don't want to do that. You know?

Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. Like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's kind of like, the murk with a mouth, as it were, you know? He's also got to realize that his name isn't just the important man, because he's, he's, he's not, he's not the important man, because he's important to us he's important to everyone you just don't know you don't appreciate him so the important man or tim huh tim the important man tim tim tim tim tim timothy tiny tim i don't know i feel like behind your eyes there's some kind of judgment of tim Yeah, there is.

What do you mean? Behind my eyes? I know James loves Tim, because his phone is full of saved pictures of Tim. No, it is. Do you not believe me? No, I believe you, bro. I know it. I know it's a fact.

Why do you have to save photos of something, like... Because he's the important man. He's our important man. When I'm feeling down, I've got my album. Yeah, but I'm not like you guys where like I take an innocent, struggling person who might have a bit of a funny face. He's not struggling. And then use it to, like, sprinkle humor or man that has struggled. Yeah, but he's happy now.

Yeah, but he's aged. No, but he just needs it. Listen, why do you love Spider-Man? He always gets back up. Yeah. Tim. Yeah, but I don't want to be, I don't want to be the one pushing him down. Have you not seen the pictures of him, like, on holiday recently in Paris?

He's so happy, man. In Paris? Yeah. He's in Paris recently. Oh. I mean, okay. But, like. He's a globetrotter.

He's out, he's living his life in ways we aren't. He should be a greater lesson to us all. Because no matter how much you struggle, Tim is out there living. And what are we doing? I mean, I'm cool with Tim. Exactly. You're coming out me for not being cool with him. You're just saying it.

Just like out of pocket. It's because I look into your eyes and I see what's behind them. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you're about as good at reading people as... Okay, no, come on. relevant metaphor slash similar I'm very good at reading people actually

okay what does this mean I think maybe it's about time that we get a frame picture of Tim what are you then? No no not yet what no no no well you don't think is no no not yet no no no you mean by not yet

not yet not yet not yet not yet don't get a frame picture Tim. Okay. What, like wait for him to die?

Yeah, we've got You can't have that much longer left. Yeah, come on. You know? He's aging. He's getting up, dear. But guys, I have something exciting to share with you.

News that dropped, I think it was yesterday. Okay. As of recording this. Is it the N7 stuff? Nope. It's nothing to do with Mass Effect. Good. Thank God.

Even though it was embarrassing and lame. um mouglatan actually left this and i wanted to bring it up to the topic because we've talked about this site many months ago in a different form um but it's come up again thoughts on the recent announcement from nintendo of a live action legend of zelda movie being in the works if you want my personal opinion the executive producer of this film is arry avid who has also been executive producer for such classics as morbius both venom movies both amazing spider-man the live action Ghost in the Shell the uncharted movie of Tom Holland Elektra and of course who could forget the magic trolls and the troll warriors from 1993

so it's probably going to be amazing to be fair there's a lot to be said about why the Ghost in the Shell live action is shit but there's a lot of things it does quite well so while it's shit I understand

where he was coming from I can't remember anything about that film i've seen yeah i can't even i can't remember a single frame but you can't adapt zelda because it's a video game well that's not the reason no no you can't it's like a video game no no no the guy runs around and says nothing and just gets told what to do yeah that's a video game that's a video game so it can't be made a movie there's like a joke going around that like chris pratt is going to be like a joke scene of like what's going to happen right like what they're called the gorons they're like rock people yeah yeah where like link shows up to the gorons while there's

like a montage of we will we will rock you or they're like mining you know and i could see that man that sounds real yeah but first off live action forget about the producer live action in and of itself. Awful idea. Terrible. Awful. Does it stand any, like, what are you supposed to do? You can't even marry a movie it, you know? No. It's like too fantastical. It's just going to be like green screen,

hellscape look like ant man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, surely it's going to take the Buff of the Wild kind of approach, it's just you've got to go fight Gannon and they'll add in a bunch of like relatable Zelda references where he'll pick up a chicken he'll destroy some boxes and then he'll go on a quest to fix the boxes and then we'll

fight the big lady ladies and then he'll kill Gannon Who are the big ladies The big ladies They make the armour or whatever I haven't played those games In the Bethlehild the big ladies

You know the giant has swam Oh right yeah yeah The big ladies The um Bugadul Yeah then then He doesn't fight them I know

You said fight them right He said fight the big ladies What did you say find Find fight They're huge They're huge They're big ladies He'll get the sword merchandise

He'll get the shield merchandise Yeah that's where his quest is To get those from the big ladies His quest is to go from merchandise to merchandise And then wind up at the boss battle merchandise He'll do a power glider at one point as well They can't do smash bros If he's not animated

do they can no they can they can do like a tron he's been sucked into the no they wouldn't like have one live action guy they wouldn't no what I'm saying is Space Jam new legacy you know yeah

to be fair counter to this the recent live action one piece isn't actually shit that's getting pretty good yeah that's a pretty good response like the the anime fans actually like it Yeah, which is a huge surprise.

Very unusual. Especially of One Piece. But that is definitely the exception to the rule. Yeah, but that could have given them misguided confidence. It could have not, oh, if they could do it. But One Piece has characters that talk, for a start. Yeah. It has, you know, an outline. It has a story.

It's basically got storyboards already. Yep. Easy to adapt. Whereas this, like, man. Blow, what, when you think of Zelda, what do you think like what I think yeah

like opening like a treasure chest I was just figuring out a bit of a puzzle yeah doing a bit of a journey yeah but this is ah man when you're jumping from these different mediums right it's so lame because it's so

it's so inspired by very obvious things you know Adventure games, Lord of the Rings, these fantasy things. And it's made its own thing, and it's made its own thing by being a video game.

Yeah. Jumping over, yeah, you know, Mon and OK, all these kind of things. Yeah. What I would say, what is a surprise to me?

It's not, is that the recent Dooms haven't had a proper movie adaption. Because we're in the phase of like Pete John Wick. Oh, right. Like, those, that type of action. Like, surely you can eat,

easily make something do. It's, like, too gruesome, though. You know? Yeah, that's so, like, video-gamy with the... John Wick is video-gamy, for sure. But I don't know. Again, how do you do these things without it being animated for a start? Yeah. Everything should be animated, basically.

Well, yeah, we're getting to a point where, like, would it have made more sense for Marvel to have done animated movies the whole time? I've personally always felt this. I think it's part of why the... Spider-Burst films are the best superhero films ever made. It just, it just works so well that translation is so natural. You can include so much stylistic stuff and it makes the, uh, that level of disbelief. It's just not there.

Yeah. You know, you're just there with everything. You're never like, like in, uh, cross the spiderverse, like spot is all like weird proportions and he's like moving weird and stuff. And it's like, it doesn't matter. Mm-hmm. You know, whereas like a guy in a white costume or a Five Nights at Freddy's outfit moving around, there's something you've got to buy there that's just not, it's just not going to work, it's not going to translate, but yeah, bringing up like FNAF.

It's just, it's just IP. If it's an intellectual property, people know, then the thing is going to print money. People are going to go see it. Like the FNAF movie, I found out, they made their budget back just by selling the street. streaming rights before the film was even out. So there was nothing on the line ever, you know? Wow. This is the point.

We're like past the point where we're not going to get any more IPs. So we're consuming all we've ever designed. We're just cashing in on the current IPs. Yeah. It's that Frank Zappa quote that I'm constantly bringing up. Yeah. Like the nostalgia thing. It's like, yeah.

It's just repeat. This cycles repeat. and getting shorter and shorter but it's not just the producer that sucks like I was looking at the writer Is this stuff like locked in? Like it's been officially confirmed now

like when it was going around that illumination might do one That was a rumor That would have been better Significantly It probably would have been better But still awful You know

So we're like We're dealing and we're like We're rolling around in the mud. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess the lesser

of two evils is the best way of putting it. Yeah, I can't even find it on IMDB and who cares to be honest.

It's sad, man. Yeah, it is. Yeah, but who's, what's next? What's after Zelda? Because there's going to be one after Zelda. Yeah, if they're done Mario,

on Zelda, what are the big Nintendo? Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was in the Mario movie. Yeah. They can't really do Metroid. It's not big.

enough. No, Metroid absolutely not. Splatoon probably. Splatoon's weirdly popular man. We gotta be forgetting some... Yeah, there's some fused in trying to smash bros. Who's... Kirby? You can't really do a Kirby movie. Fire ember movie. Can't really do a Maria movie.

You know? I guess. Here the Fire Emblem movie. I'm kind of mad the recent fire emblem was dog Oh was it I'm pretty sure it was not It wasn't anywhere near to free houses I love free houses man

I whatever Before we go to like the mid break I've got a question for everyone Please I've been doing a lot of thinking lately And you know how we all love the smell of our in farts. Yeah. Let's say hypothetically you're sat next to a stranger and you feel yourself silently fart, right?

But they fart at exactly the same time, but yours is one of those odourless ones that you get sometimes. So what you're actually smelling is theirs. Do you think you would know the smell of your own fires so intimately? Yeah, and do you think you would like it? because you think it's yours. I don't think it's mine, though. I know it's not mine. How?

I know the smell of mine farts. But they vary. Some are different. Sit in a bath, it's different. No, but once you've, you know, we're 20, we're old, okay, we're old. According to TikTok, we're actually like on the, on the, we're ancient, though.

We are ancient. And throughout these years I've spent, I've farted a lot and I've smelt a lot of my farts. I know the range. I know where the worst is I know where the best is I know where my farts are on my own spectrum So I know what when it's mine or not

You think you would instantly know I'd instantly know Because I know what I eat as well So I know what I'm expecting You don't think any of it is psychological No absolutely not I think it is like you just smell It's a bit like

You smell it and because you associate it with yourself You like What's that? I always forget what it's called You know that When you give someone like a sugar pill And you're like This is gonna save you

you. Yeah. Placebo? Placebo. It's not placebo. The placebo fart effect. Yeah. This is a test I would genuinely like to be. Yeah.

No, I am anti your stance here. I think you always know. I mean, I didn't have a stance. I just asked a question. But at the same time, you know, you know what you've eaten. By knowing what you've eaten, you probably know what farts you're going to have.

If I eat loads of protein, I know exactly how they're going to smell So when I smell that That's like I'm gonna I can tell yeah Yeah A little bit chocolate milk in me and I'm gonna be rumbling It's like yogurt and granola

I know what I know that smells like Where do you stand Alex? Do you think this is complex I think there's a lot actually to be unpacked here You think you need to find out in the real Well I think it's one of those hypotheticals Where it's like quite an impossible scenario I don't think it's impossible

What impossible to fairly kind of recreate and test and measure? No, let's dilute here. You are asked by a doctor into like a bottle, I guess, into some sort of container, right? Release, release into the container. And then he captures it. And then he simply says with, he's got two bottles, you don't know which is yours. And he opens one. says smell this

breathes deep and then he's like how do you feel? It's like smell, it's stinky and then you open the other one or he opens the other ones and then he's like now with this which one smell better

which one did you like well that's comes down to my preferences of smells not to my one of them is your fart one of them is someone else's well just ask me what which one's my fart not which one I like no because that's different I can like both what if it what you just love the smell of farts yours I mean that is an option I mean maybe after this test you would smell farts differently but what is this a deeper question just about farts and smelling farts like why does it matter I'm confused now just wonder because like we I've never smelt someone else's and been like

oh that's actually kind of nice like mine I have whereas every time pretty much every time I do I'm like there's like it's just like nice I've had

I've had the opposite experience you literally farted and it's like mine so I was like man this smells This is nice. So you're saying you like Jim's farts. I know that specific farts smelt like mine. So I was like, bro. So that kind of answers it for you.

I mean, James's answer would be yes, he'd like it. As long as it smelled like one of his. Well. Yeah, which is a possibility, I guess. No, can we rephrase this? It's not, it's not, you word it as if James likes that. It's a bit weird like, come on, like. That's kind of been the basis of the whole question, dude.

no I don't like any farce in that way but not even your own well the question would be you get turned on by your own parts when you're laying in bed and you fart do you smell it do you do you

get the most concentrated form of that fart no do you Jamie it depends how funny I'm feeling um the only time I'm gonna be real right now the only time I will is if I'm in the birth Because that's different.

Yes. It's like morbid curiosity. That's concentrated. That's like a whole science angle to that. See, I've never, whenever I farted in the bath, it doesn't smell. No, you've got to get close to where the bubble pops. Yeah, I've not done that. There's layers to that, you know?

Yeah. So you've never, you've never. It's like a trifle. It's like a trifle. You've never been curious what your fart smells like when it's been Dutch ovened. Have you have? We all have. I've never done that.

But honestly, a lot of the time my farts are odulous, it's weird. Oh, that's shit. No, I think if I could choose, I'm glad that is how I've wound up. Let me adapt this question a bit. What about your partner? What's about if they fart? Where do you stand on that? I personally don't care because I don't think you can control your burps.

No, it's in the smell. I'm talking about the smell. I'm not talking about them farting. I'm what about their smell? the fart smell what's your stance on that because surely this is someone you love so naturally you're going to have an affinity

I don't think you have to love their farts no you don't have to love their farts no this is a question this is nothing to do with me I'm just asking the question no you have to love their farts it's not true love if you don't love the smell of their farts no because what I'm saying is I've never

smell someone else's and even thought a little bit oh that one's not so bad it's just like oh fuck this disgusting okay what about mine yeah horrendous evil

no but no but we've proved we've proved in the fact that one of yours smelt like mine that that that's your personal experience this is what I'm saying I feel like your guys farts are like you know when girls period's going sink

I get icy that we've both pretty bad today to meet the second you guys rock up you're like just like tooting left them right it's because we're out here it's like a decompression zone as well though isn't it

it's the pair bomb baby energy yeah yeah it loosens you out just like everything gets flashed out well it's just like I've eaten a lot of um um passers uh French tuna pasta salads and they're doing things to me man

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who? Internet historian I'm pretty sure you were in one of his older videos I've been in a few you were in why is he mentioning neon Genesis what have you done to yourself Don't watch it. Don't reference it. Don't fall in the rabbit hole. And sayings we're talking about James. C. Rook says question for James.

In the 2019-ish to early 2020 era of the cast, James mentioned that he likes napping. I was wondering if this is still the case now a few years on. As someone who themselves has napped every day for the last year, I found that it gives me a burst of energy later in the day, that I find essential that allows me to get sixth form coursework for. finished. Additionally, have any of the other job always tried napping? If so, what are their thoughts? Um, usually, um, I'm not really an E.P. Sleepy kind of guy, you know, I go to bed. What were you back then, then? What was different? Because you were napping like every day in your car, right? That was the story you told at least. Oh yeah, yeah, nap in my cup. That's because

it was like... The passionate napper? Yeah. Um, that was because I had an hour. to kill and it's just like, I was on nap. But I do nap, but normally it's like I'm overwhelmed, I'm stressed of work, I need to nap because it's like a regulation, you know, you chill yourself out. But most the time I won't nap because it's

like, I go to work early in the morning, I get home like mid-afternoon, so I've got a lot of time and I'm never in a situation why I'm going to nap, because I know I'm going to bed at 10 o'clock. So it's like, I'm just going to stay up and get better sleep. But sometimes or nap?

It just depends. What about you guys? Are you nappers? I never ever nap. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. No, I don't.

Oh, never. Come on. I would never nap. I'd wear a nap here, but never nap. I never nap. Yeah. It was because you sleep in for 20 hours whenever you're off of it.

No, I, I, I don't snap. I can't nap. nap it's I can nap but I don't nap you choose not to nap

I choose not to nap because I just think you're above it no it's too much of a time commitment why do you laugh huh

I'm not like you you lesser men you filth You are above it No, it's not that I'm above it It's that you Like I've been told that you

And from the sounds of things You Are E-P people who lie down And it's like Head touches pillow Meem-Meem-Meem-me I'm more of a hunk shooer No it's not that

It's not that at all It takes me ages to get to sleep No it doesn't It does No because you're saying you had an hour you had an hour and you could nap no that's that's a different

that was in the middle of the day though bro that was a different thing it was like I've explained this before it's like napping but not lapping it's like I am disconnected I'm disconnected from meditation well you're yes it's like I'm disconnected from my body my eyes are closed I'm just

breathing and it's like my brain's off my brain's off my body's not and it's just like master meditation man yeah that is meditation that's different that's not napping But that's a nap to me, because I do that in my bed. It's restful. It's the only way I survived.

Nap, nap, not napping. See, because, yeah, it takes me ages to fall asleep. If I'm going to nap, I need, like, an hour to actually fall asleep. That would be, hence why you get up at midday on a weekend. Really, it takes you an hour to fall asleep. Yeah, or up to, maybe longer, maybe less. Or does the mind be whirring? I'd be like, hmm.

I've got this game on my backlog on Steam. Yeah. That is what you're thinking about. No, I'm thinking like, I've got like five dailies to do tomorrow on Destiny. What weeklies? What weeklies have I chipped away? Maybe I'm going to get the Vex myth of class drop tomorrow. It's the reset tomorrow.

When's Zurb back? Um, no, believe it or not, I actually do think about really important things. I have these weird kind of visions about like these things digging underground and like A dream Nah I have these weird experiences They're like these weird They're always the same though

They're always the same where it's like these pink things like digging He longs for the mines He longs for the wine tunnels do you know an actual good way to sleep CBD yeah CBD no yeah that's what I do chemicals you're

you're putting yourself out on all these different fluoride out boy all day no don't medicate I did I did run a nap to actually A really good way to sleep is to

slam pints No No, I got a good one I'm joking No, I picture a bird Oh, come on No, that's not intricate enough

What you need to be doing Is develop Let me finish No, this bird has a story Oh, God Continue The bit Well, the story's different

Every night It's like, where's the bird Flying tonight? Yeah Is it flying in real In the real world or I don't know I don't know

Like everyone has a different kind of control over the like imagery they can conjure in their brain but like I can make anything appear you have an imagination yeah but some people some people have no imagination I'm serious some people can't picture a bird flying no people have different levels of like imagery in their mind yeah no but that's what makes it so if you if I don't have control over that bird, if that bird isn't planted, then things go off the rails. Hence why the bird

needed to be created to begin with. You know? What do you think things go off the whales? They'll go somewhere. They'll go somewhere maybe I won't like. So I've got to keep the path.

I've got to keep, I've got to like, you know. Well, it's not a path. It's in the sky. What, air flow then? trajectory. Trajectory. The air pockets. What are they call you know you know like when a plane catches it and it goes a bit faster airstream like in spider-man when you get the circles oh yeah um so what you're saying is you need to visualize something to be able to go to sleep no does this not have that works for you it does that

not have an effect on your dreams you experience in your dream you had a horrible dream last night very i was evil in my dream i'd like cornered some random guy and i had like a really long ruler and I was just going you're sure that wasn't just a memory of our childhood um and I like woke up like what have I done

see that's the thing I don't have dreams I don't dream I don't have positive dreams I never have my sleep is empty void completely that's good sometimes because dreams sometimes they can be on your side but a lot of the time dream is against you he's cheating in Minecraft speed runs

yeah it's even no I can't take this anymore it's like no dream do you know how I fall asleep I have a continual narrative I have a story telling bro I have a fiction where's the bird going to be tonight

no but it's like a whole world is yours a bird like no it's him it's the perspective of character. Like some guy. It's not even you. No. Where is he?

Just in the most deprived, fucking, like... Fight to survive. Fight or fight. Yeah, like fighting for survival. On earth? No. Oh, he's elsewhere. There's an else world.

I don't know. I don't know where it is. The context doesn't matter. It's a dream scape. It's not, though, because you're awake. But, like, yeah, I'm consciously thinking of it. But, like, to imagine... I guess to imagine someone.

Someone, something I've always found helps me fall asleep is imagining like a character trying to fall asleep in somewhere way less comfy than where I am. You know, I'll be in like my, my comfy, like, memory foam, magnum bed. Mm, you know, a magnum bed. My magnum bed that's, like, cooled because it's sponsored by Magnum, um, because I get quite hot at night. I'm a slave. Like the ice cream? Yeah. I can't have a condoms.

No, that's a size of condom. It's a type of. You get into a nice, a nice magnum condom sleeping bags. A sack. A condom's a double sponsor, Magnum Magnum. Magnum flavoured Magnums. Yeah, so I'm wrapped up like a cock. In my nice cool magnum ice cream bed.

Magnum opus. Yeah. I totally forgot where I was going with any. of it you're saying about you're a man who's in an else world dream scape who's who's sleeping it's not it's not dreamscape it's Jamie's imagination while being awake no but he's saying it doesn't matter where the setting is like dramas and like religion and oh you got religious on like how yeah what do you mean oh it's like god in that well hello dude it's too much to even for anyone to ever

this is storytelling no straight that sounds like such fucking world Look, I go, right, this is, this is how am I going to bed? Get into bed, eat CBD, put ASMR on, sleep. No, I just such a similar thing, mine is just crazy. There's, like, logic to that. Like, I'm like a bird in mine. I think that's, that's awesome. You're, like, so, like, like, cerebral with it.

Well, because I figured, like, there's nothing more peaceful than, like, a bird gliding. Yeah. You know? See, my, but my tactic was the opposite. it, like, it needs to be suffering in this, like, just this cruel, heinous life that this man has had to live.

Just imagining, like, dark tide. Even one of those fucking little cardboard. Worse. Honestly, worse. A dystopia. Yeah, pretty much. Sleeping in the slop kind of thing. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Like, in a... They can't take it any more. But, yeah. I think that helps, because it's almost like, I suppose, about it now it's like I'm I'm in my comfy little warm magnum bed so you're but you basically humble yourself to sleep every night yeah yeah using this fictional

sufferer this tortured song yeah the fictional sufferer yeah mm yeah the great sufferer hmm maybe I'll try that tonight see how it goes yeah I'll try it as well yeah you might just cry I'm just gonna wake up like paralys That was the worst night It was sleep My bird is going to be hunted tonight Sheesh Yeah

You know By Paisley Oh my god Yeah Imagine you've like taken a neck in your wing And you've landed in this very garden I'm thinking like I'm a rare parakeet

Or something And I'm being tracked Because I need to be sold to the black market Yeah Rio Oh Rio yeah Rio type That's a good story That's a breed with Anne Hathaway

Yeah, what a curse What a tortured soul Will I Am is there as well He's just watching Let's get Let's get it started in here Yeah Leave me a line will

But yeah That's a little fact about me I'm kind of I don't envy you I think I think Have you not tried ASMR No Try it's great

Do you, do you, I have to sleep to some, I can't have it be silent. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna go out on a, not on a whim, but, but this is the interesting thing about my inner story, right? It's influenced by the sounds outside, like in this world, if it's raining and I can hear the rain, it will be rainy in that, like, fiction. Well, rain is an important one to me, because, like, I blast rain sound effects at my iPad when I sleep. Do you not if it is rain? Well, actually, I've got this really awesome app. It's called Noisly. You can make your own sounds.

Do you have to pay for it? No, it's free. I will say, Alex, that's ASMR. Yeah. You've always denied it being ASMR, but that is ASMR. But, like, I did it before that was even, like, a term that people used and stuff. I've been doing this for years. Yeah, rain noises are just heavenly.

Yeah. There's nothing more relaxing than that. What's that one one? What does it say? What does it say? I don't know if I'm like projecting my own thing. Listen how peaceful that is. Oh.

Is that how you snore? This one's called epic. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a bit intense. Do you not put headphones on though? No, no, no. I can't. Can't sleep but headphones. What?

No, I can't sleep with it. I just have this. I normally play water. This is my go-to one. Oh, this one. Oh, I'm feeling... Oh, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it, guys.

My eyes, they're feeling heavy. His eyes are full. No, but it's... It's thunder and lightning. They're the good ones. That you add those in and it's like, oh... By thunder. There's quackling in the background.

Oh, this is heavenly. No, give me an eye exam No, but some of these Oh, some of these sounds Is so peaceful, man Oh, fire Oh What do you think of that?

What's the, like, humming? It's a fan. Oh, I've got a fan on. I find fans really peaceful as well. Yeah, yeah, I like fans in, um... Apparently that's like one of those, like, white people are obsessed with sleeping with a fan type things.

Really? Yeah. I'm a white girl obsessed with sleeping. with a fan i'll be honest i'll be honest i'll be honest i'll be honest i i have my fan go through october train no that's like like being on the train that's cool that can that can rock you to sleep or uh what we got here coffee shop i could see that if it was muffled yeah background like cafe persona five the moon the moon oh okay some crickets Chichades

Evangelian Or like Just rain Oh yes No Oh Oh Thunder in the distance

Oh that is That is horny That is fucking Oh Bird song I associate that would be in awake No I love thunder No bird sounds

Yeah But yeah that is awake Not about the bird song wind that's rain that's wind man that's leaves in the wind I like

wind against windows good noise when it's really windy and it's like about a little bit of a slosh no that's just gonna make me pee yeah that's that's what

that's the noises I make well the ocean I think this is ocean That's quite hollow That's not like waves though That's not like the tide Yeah that's not That's consistent

That's like a river That's like a river The other one's more like someone sloshing their hand in water In a bathtub, yeah Wind It needs to be more like That kind of gives me being in a car vibe But what is good about the Zappers

You can like combine them Make you whatever one you want. I've never been a white noise guy though. Scary. Some people can only sleep to white noise. Something frightening about white noise. Yeah, it makes me think of like poltergeist. Yeah.

Yeah. Scary. That's a good ass app though. That's not a sponsorship or anything. Yeah, that's just a really... Not yet. Not yet noisly. I just love eye exams. That's...

Fucking, they fuck me up, man. Do you get a bit turgid, though? No, no, it puts me to sleep. It's like, you're going to have your heart operated on. SMR, boom, fall asleep. Give me an eye exam and I'm gone. Because I spent so long in eye examines as a kid, it's like my only comfort as a human.

Okay, now look at the light as it goes across. we've got to do this one from Oliver Keane hello gang long time listener first time writer born and bregg guna here the arsenal fan type winky smiley face thought you might find this funny there's a chant that happens at least once or twice every arsenal match is definitely taken on a new meaning

since the new definition of guna has taken over so I'm going to show you guys this this is fucked wait for it it's about 30 seconds wait for it you'll get you hear it you'll hear it

uh... U to be Uchia Bia Duna Uch Utti Utti Utti Utti B Tudu Bia

Tuna Tudu Bia Mura I would just say, why do you like Arsenal? Yeah, you should dip out. Yeah, dip out. You're putting your energy too close to very, very dark energy, you know? Yeah.

This is a thing, it's like footballism is nationalism. It's more nationalistic than nationalism. People fight over football clubs. Like, just go to the windside. Yeah, but football fandom. And fashism are very intertwined. Goonism. Yeah.

Goonism. It's Arsenal like the worst team in wed. Come on. That's all I'm saying. That's a little bit fire. Just like this one from Silver, Ad, 5466, this is bare times two. I think it's officially over for Zoomers. I was at a college party and the topic of fetishes came up in this group of people I was chatting with.

They're about eight of us. One guy said how much he hates feet and how he thinks foot fetishists are freaks I was a little taken aback just because of how aggressive he was about it and so I defended foot fetishists I explained that from my point of view feet are just another part of the body

like knees or hands as long as you have proper hygiene they're fine and it's kind of strange to have hatred towards others just because they enjoy feet I'm not into feet I just don't despise them slash pretend to despise them

like a lot of people do my take was received quite well to my surprise but I ruined it by saying besides they could have worse fetishes like gooners one of the people group one of the people in the group laughed and asked what the bleep is a gooner

and so I explained that they are people whose fetish is that they are addicted to porn to my despair to my dismay one man came to the defense of gooning and publicly admitted to being a gooner the conversation pretty much died at this moment, and there was a very, very, very awkward pause after his comment.

Luckily, this girl walked in the room talking very loudly to her girlfriend, who was with us to end the awkward silence. The secondhand embarrassment was so powerful that I literally had to leave the party early. I'd only been there for like an hour and a half, and every time I saw the gooner, I wanted to die because I didn't know how a person could admit such a thing in public. There's no moral to this story. I just needed to share it because it has kept me awake at night. thank you I think it's definitely an online thing that people like have this hatred

for like certain fetishes but we've got a hatred for gooning which is correct because I mean you should have second hand an embarrassment fuck that you know tackle him yeah punch him

shackle him until for like 30 days or whatever until he's out of that that's nuts though if this story's true yeah for someone to have the confidence to not only hear that and be like more confidence or now's my time to be in the now's my time to shine defend my people

defend my cause my my my culture come on dude hold on my go no hold off the gooners go go hang on I suppose people I mean it's all wrong when you look at the size of these subredits can you even say it's a micro community anymore no it's getting mainstream it's going to be the majority of people coming 24 by the year 2024 90% of people are going to be no give it a bit more time no I see 2044.

No, I reckon 2030. That's the year gooning. The, like, you know, the tide's turn. And there's more of them than us. Well, you've got to consider that you're not bong. You just think of the, like, you know, disparity of sexes in China, right? There's a lot more men.

What are they doing? They're just going into live streamers. because that's the market is fucked the romantic market yeah and it's like it is a thing in China I thought the Chinese men were getting like milk

what's that by the gooners right in the in the dungeons in the sleeping the fucking magnum fucking double condom sleep sacks right we got two more okay we have two more okay

Gigi noodles 1 says did the boys ever leave each other on red if so who's the biggest culprit I don't have read receipts on so I can't leave anyone on wed because they don't know Alex doesn't have read receipts on either yeah I do not for me on my message

really I don't have that's not intentional Jamie's pretty bad for it no I'm not how many times I start talking in the group chat and you all read it don't don't what

they're not on for me no okay you read no no that's a group is that a group chat no that's that's Jim on I message look there's Argy yeah it says red right there Argy in prison yeah did you

did you even notice Billy in the previous one oh I didn't how did I miss that yeah because I showed mum the same photo and she totally missed it she's like looking up and you're all inspiring it rocks at awesome photo yeah but on group chats

there's no choice there's always weird receipts for everyone on what's that we use yeah but and you guys will never you'll just it'll just be blue and none of you apply no but a lot of the time when I'm reading stuff that's being said in the group chat when I'm at work

I can only read it like I don't have the time to be like messaging back Well, I do, I tend to, that's why I message in, like, clumps. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. And then I'm, I'm just reading, like, for the rest of the day. I think on actual messaging, we're kind of okay. Because it's like, if there's naturally no way to continue the conversation,

it's just going to be left on wet. Because it's like the natural conclusion. Yeah. And, like, I don't think there's a reply is necessarily demanded. Yeah, and group chats are different. Like, it's... The etiquette's but different. Yeah, I'm in them.

It's not like... It just becomes different. yeah there's no like point to it it's just kind of a yeah it's a little bit sort of yeah couldn't have put it better myself no it's not read risks don't matter if it's it's the use of okay that that is that's fucking don't oh that's a personal hangar no what about k no that's that's that's on the hierarchy

it's like okay okay and then if if if i get ked I'm fucking fuming I'm fucking If you get K, it is... Yeah, it is passive aggressive. K is passive aggressive. No, O K is highly passive aggressive. That is... Which O K.

What if you put an A in a Y? That's okay. That's the top. But just O and K, that's like you're moody, but they don't want to talk about it. And K is like fuming. It needs to be confronted. So if I get an okay, I'm fucking having to go at anyone. I'm like, I'm calling you

Al. But different things can mean Sometimes a way to conclude I'll just be like, cool, cool. Mm-hmm. That's different. That's separated, right? That's not okay. Because we make this a wider, go, why don't we just expand this

and actually talk about how we are on text? Go on, because there's a lot of shade thrown at me and the way I talk on text. Yeah, because you're different, man. But Alex, you're like, you've got the venom symbiote on you when you'll text me. No, do you don't? You can never give any examples for this, right?

And Alex is, you're extremely to the point that it's difficult. Me? Yeah, you're like no play, no fun, only seriousness. I am. And that is a problem. That's not strictly too. It depends. You've got a lot of images.

That's it. That's the thing Alex will communicate in images that are funny when he's happy. Or it'll be the same monotone messages. Well, it depends. what's like if we're trying to like organize something then it will be like I just want I just want to get to the end point full stop I want this like

okay so what let's just fucking okay okay so what is it 12 o'clock midday what we can have for dinner well that's not to the point we're not making it we're not deciding that one's fun that's one where I put my hands up and I'm like I'm a nihilist about this

one and that that is where there's problem it's your nihilism That does cause problem. That does cause problem. You're putting that on me now. Yeah. Let's bring the rotor back then. No, but you just put it in the word back.

I'm all forward. Come on, on video right now, the voter is coming back. No, I'm coming back. No, fuck that. Just because you're not helping doesn't mean it's entirely your fault. You know, these things are multifaceted. James has issues. What do you mean I have issues?

Come on, go in on me. Apparently this is like the one thing. about me that's like controversial and I don't understand why you're a bad texter how you when I when I take when I expect people to understand what you mean too much you know you're like you you expect us to know the the like emotion behind the text even though you don't adjust the text very much you will say the same thing whether you're being goofy or grumpy is that not consistent isn't that actually the most optimal consistency

no because then your reaction to our reaction to that initial message affects how you then react to us if we're like you goofier what are you talking about and then you'll be like i'm not goofy i'm not what james says he like he goes he's got his garden right he wanders out into his garden he's chilling and he like he plants this seed and it's a really interesting seed he waters it and then he's gone no he doesn't water it

he just plants it he plants it and he's gone yeah we're so what what's that going to grow into like what that's my garden what have you just planted you know

I've got this and then sometimes like you'll be like oh so what do you mean by that what have you just planted and you'll be like not telling you yeah which is why

I, which is why I never like, I never pride for information because it's like, what's the point? It's a fucking battle. You know? You'll say some crazy ass shit.

Like, you need to give me examples because I have no idea. Like, like, there's green shit coming out of my, the hole in my hand. Yeah. And we'll be like, huh? And,

It's got to the point where I'll read it and be like, okay. I'm just taking that as it is. It's like, all right. He said his piece. That's what he wanted to say. So he said it. See, in that situation, it's just like, it's joking because I'm saying, it's so absurd. And I know, I know that by getting no response, it's funnier.

So I do it on purpose. Sometimes you get annoyed because nobody responds. you guys clearly don't care that's like yeah okay it's going forward when I when I

send a message I'm just going to attach the message to a picture my face so you know what emotion I thought no that would actually be

awesome I would love that yeah because that you made a way out of pocket joke um before we recorded

last week and I I read it and I was like oh shit like this is serious what he's saying what did I yeah because then I was like I don't even want to repeat it yeah it was like oh no I'm sorry oh bro fast through fucking like last time we'll just record another day and then you're like now I'm kidding because you use like no emojis like you know this one it's just this one we'd organize to do record after work on last Friday and I like midday and obviously it was a good day was Friday and then you just said oh

argue's here by the way and my instant response is just my grandparents are in hospital I can't record yeah yeah so we see that and it's like it's fucking text dude yeah but actually in my mind it was just like I did it so quickly after seeing argue that I thought you made that connection but then Alex replied with oh yeah you serious oh shit yeah that's the thing because imagine if you were serious and we were like shut up do you get over it and you were serious

yeah yeah that's the thing is like you have to think about this shit man like yeah because if you're like oh shit aggie's here and then like the funny emoji yeah yeah if you were like I just like fell off a bridge

I'm not going to be able to make it it'll be like well but he wouldn't be texting if he just fell off a bridge obvious joke It relates to argue. The other thing was like, bruh. It's the only thing that came to my mind. It's just like...

Yeah, I mean, it was funny. Like, afterwards. It's just like, this is a concern to me of how I message other people. People who don't know me as the way we do. It's like, what? I just get worried about how shit gets interpreted because there's no consistency with the way I message.

In my mind, it's like, I always view it as like, I'm just being, I'm, I'm meming. But then there's times when I'm clearly not. Yeah. I'm just going to take pictures of my face when I send a message, because then you'll know the emotion. Yeah, we'll start using emojis, genuinely. I do use emojis, in our messages. When it's just like, you're going to play Matterfield. Yeah.

But that's the thing as well, like, and I'm sure we all do to a degree, but, like, Like, you vary wildly depending on where, where you're talking. And how many people you're talking to. Would you, but this is the thing, the app thing I don't get. But it's true, though. It was true. Well, yeah, it was when I had other apps. But messaging you individually is very different to interacting with you in the group chat.

Why? you're much more nice you're much nicer one to one you're i don't know just more like real everything everything is like a wind-up in the group chat everything is like a prod everything it's like a battle yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas i i i fully acknowledge i'm a bad text i know i am I hate text I hate texting I'm gonna be real I hate texting

I hate it man but like it has to be done that's why I'm so emailing if you want That's why I'm so I don't honestly prefer that You're fucking whack for that

That's crazy I think that'd be better Because I'd get the notification Why and it'd just be the subject It'll be what Alex wants to say And it'll be done Because then I would Then I'd feel it more like

It's more like A letter you know Dear Jamie No Here's the new, based thing I found. Look at this Spider-Man meme. Check out this wicked Reddit post. See, the whole thing about the group chat is that I feel that the way the group chat works is so influenced by our old Facebook group.

Yeah. It's just like, it's a fucking time for vengeance. I've never been angrier on group chats than I have been at Alex. but there's just for why for why he part o'clock that did so much damage is that one no recently

we had like a mini debate you were meaming the whole time about me getting a new car and you replied with one of my messages with the important man with just that's cope and oh my fucking God I was thinking about that for weeks

weeks I was so fucking angry he got to a point that I was so angry and you replied like it was cote with his face I couldn't reply I didn't reply because it's like I can't love me on red oh my god wow that's why it's like if Alex comes into group chat is gonna be fight because it's not I'm coming in between yeah it's pretty wild I think I'm quite a good text today oh no I am come on I hate me My one quality.

I hate your group chat, you. Fuck me. It's so fucking frustrating. Just do that. Ryan, uh... Guzzling gift. Yeah. No, because you're like passive-aggressive,

but also not serious in any fucking way. Yeah, I'm never serious in the group chat. And that annoys me. I don't think it's the place to get discussion done. That's where we discuss. But I mean, discuss what? like worldwide politics.

No, it's more like Armoured Core tips and tricks. Today is a great example. It was like, James was like, did you get the Moonlight Blade? And I was like, oh, is that where you get the Moonlight Blade? And you're like, nah, this is where you get the Moonlight Blade.

And it's like, see, that's serious? That was serious? That was fine. I was intrigued by what you were saying. We had a little back and forth and I got back to work. Whatever. I think this was yesterday.

But yeah. Surely like when you have, have a sig you can like kind of catch up yeah it depends um if i'm like talking to someone at the time i'm not going to just like prioritize the uh the uh no because the problem i have a lot of the time is i forget someone's texting me i can't multitask if i'm doing one thing i'm doing that one thing so i'm either texting someone or i'm doing another thing so if i get a text while I'm doing the other thing I'm going to forget about it

so yeah like a yeah I've pissed multiple people off over the years from like that just forgetting to reply or you know yeah so the answers to the question really is you're the most

and when I send music to James he just fucking ignores to be fair to be fair I would say that you might as well just message me privately if you ever need an actual serious discussion because at least I'm serious there that is true yeah and same like

I I wouldn't like to talk about like real shit in a group chat in a group chat no it's just group chats are chaotic I think that's the way they're gonna be and like you never know what situation the however many other people are in but yeah I always have I kind of have this I don't know it's like a bit of granny like in me I feel like it's coming out where I'm like

a rejection of modernity where i'm like so much of my life is like on the internet online where i like i value so much the like interaction in person where i want to like save some things well i could be i could be texting you non-stop about every single little update but i don't want to do that yeah i want to save it so i've got like some something i can say you know but that's the thing we don't call each other ever Oh, no, phone call, I'm bad at tech, bro, phone calls, that's another level. Like, anything to avoid a phone call. Nah.

I think that really useful. What about phone calls do you dislike? I just feel, they say that most of communication is body language, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're getting none of that on a phone call. I know that was like a big thing, like the 80s, the 90s, like people sit on their phone just like talking all day long. Me and James do that most of them. Not for me.

Not for me. With our feet in the egg. Unless there's Halo 3 or something involved. I'm not. Mm-hmm. I'm not. We got a virtual space to a moat. Yeah, do some tea bagging.

Do some Fortnite, um, raw dogging. What? I don't know. I seem that's a dance. See, the thing with when we call, you call me, it's like, it's usually like three minutes of like, hello. do we just say hello to each other comes in until one of us like breaks

what was it last time when you called me last last it was about food asking what hello fresh to make and you were just like hmm hmm for like three minutes yeah again that's like the goofiness

but yeah I can't with the phone calls man I can't I can't do it male group chats are just chaotic Yeah, and let's be real, any time any of us go through any struggle, we just bottle it up and... I don't. I literally just spew it into the group chat. Nah. Hey, I did today.

Not when you had to do a poo-poo. Because I'm sitting there smelling it, man. You sure it was yours? I hope so. Let's end on this one from the vast Lackle Supreme What is yours Actually, wait I might have a poo story

How disgusting is it No have you ever gone into Storlam in work and like seen the The recently flushed toilets brown Like stains you mean No like the water's still brown Like it's that bad Like it's flushed but the water is brown

I've never seen that So how would you react if you did I'd be like how is that even possible I'm becoming extremely emotive in my work toilets Because I walked into that today and I was just like They're like Wait Wait so he's telling me that like

They'd done their business flushed And the water was still brown How'd you do that? Ew That's fucking vile What were they spewing? Fuck knows, but the guy in the urinal just started burst out laughing

So There's a lot of uncapped humour In toilets Like communal toilets Yeah One place you never want to poop here Is the motorway services Oh my god

Oh Oh I had well I had a It's the big ones I had one recently That was really bad Like a services Yeah the toilet wasn't attached to the floor.

What? Yeah, the toilet walked. Oh. Oh, my God. Just spraying water water. That's dangerous. No, it was the toilet where, I don't know why the design, because normally you have the toilet seat, and you've got a gap, because they're on buffers, onto the thing. And then you have the top of toilet, and then you have a point where it goes in, which is where the water flows.

I had one, but that was so big and went so high that, once you see. sat down on the toilet and obviously you're in normal position when you pee obviously it normally just dangles down but this was so high up that the piss went straight forward into that ridge and basically splashed back across my all of my body on the toilet wasn't attached to the floor so basically pissed all over myself nice you reminded me um did i tell you guys about this this gross toilet thing that happened to me when i was in thisaly no this was bad man This was like something I'd never experienced before. A lot of toilets in Italy, for some reason, didn't have the seat.

Right? Like, they weren't attached. Yeah. I was in this one bar. I was having these apparel spritz again and again. Pooh was building. I needed to poop, right? I'd go to the bathroom.

There were two toilets. One was like the women's toilet. and that one had no seat for some reason. So there was basically one toilet that had a seat. And in there, I go in there and I'm ready to poop, right? I always check there's like paper, plenty of paper. You know? There was no paper.

So I'm like, well, I'm not going to poop then. So I leave. There was like a little bit of a queue because of there only being one poopable toilet. Yeah. Someone goes in after me. meanwhile i go back to my table and i'm like i need to poop so like i'm like i'm like grabbing napkins from like various tables i've got a i've got it i like i have to you know why didn't you just ask i wasn't going to be the guy to be like hey there's no there's no poo white paper you know because then

it's like you know i don't want to be i don't want to tell them that i need to poo yeah yeah that's Pilling is private. Yeah. Yeah, you're ashamed to pick. So, like, when I've gathered the paper, I go back. And by that time, the person who'd gone in after me was coming out. I go in. It stinks of shit.

I know they have done a poop. And there's no paper in there, though. I know for a fact, they have returned to their table. Yo. There was no, there was no paper. There was nothing. Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to be the devil's advocate here, but let's explain. What, you know, sometimes you do a poo and you know it's clean.

You know, it's like a, you can't know. No, no, listen, listen. No, no, no, hear me out here. Hear me out. Because I've done poos before why, but I kind of know it's seen, and it's like one wipe, two wipe, and it's like nothing. It's like a clean poo. What if this person? What are the chances of that, though, Bray.

Yeah, but if they, no, but, let's see, they wouldn't have known until they started doing it which point they'd know there's no toilet paper. So if you sat down on toilet and started pooping, notice there's no toilet paper and the poo was like halfway, what would you do? Would you suck it back in? You can't. Well, I would just, like, I always check before I, like, set.

There's got to be, like, certain checkboxes ticked before I'm in the position. Interesting. Yeah. see sometimes I just got it go and I don't even think about it so what would you do though in that situation would you be them

you go back to your table or take my shirt off or something flushed out this is like the fucking jarling who had diarrhea in that supermarket what I would do if I've gone to toilet

I'm going to shit myself I shit my everywhere in the toilet and I notice there's no toilet paper what I do is I'll be like fuck okay

put, just, I gotta get out of this stool, you know. So I just, you know, put, get back up and then waddle to the next stool, hoping there's toilet paper in there. And then try and make sure that my ass doesn't touch my underwear while I'm waddling along. Right. That's what was crazy about this place, though, is that the other, the other one didn't even have a toilet seat, had no paper in there. So that wasn't even an option.

Oh, shit. So, but when I went back with the, like, tissues in my pocket, like, ready. I'm like prepared. There was like a queue formed. So I like knew everyone in front of me. I knew. It wasn't just one. It was like multiple people.

It was like going in this toilet and not wipe it and I don't know, man. Something about that was like, this is, I can't believe what I'm experiencing right now. This is horrifying. And I like locked ties with the people as they leave and then I watch them go back to

their table and sit down. Or not. No. Well, by if it's this Italian diet where they're drinking so many Espress. Yeah, it's just still fucking gone by that time. Bread and coffee. Wow.

No, that was not okay. That was like, I was... This is proof of MPCs though. They're just doing their light coding. You know? Yeah. They go to the toilet and they leave. You know, they're not actually like...

With their shitty ass. Yeah, yeah. No, but they're not even shitting. They're just doing the animation. They're like true MPCs I believe it At this point I would believe it It's the same way people go to toilet And not wash their hands

It's like you're watching these men Wiggle their cucks And you know they're not watching their hands Yeah Like this is a thing The more you observe Barth and behaviours The more disgusting humans become

Oh my God, it's vile men Especially The stuff that's going on in the men's It's just It's not okay It's really not okay What I despise more than anything is the people who like

they become these French mimes like they pretend that they're what it's like great I've seen this multiple times right people who like pretend that they're washing really or they go straight to the dryer and they just dry their hands they're not even wet drying the piss off

yeah they're just trapped no they're like they know I'm in the room with them that's MPC shit they know I'm in the room with them and they know that like oh he probably yeah you must think I got a lot wash but I'm just I want to get out

so I'm gonna just pretend I've washed and then dry it dry the already dry hands then just leave some people they just activate the dryer and then leave like there's no wash it like yeah now that you mention it that

yeah that's like a I've experienced that like probably tens of times in my life people like putting on this weird act to when they're in the toilet it's like you don't actually need to wash your hands you just need to prove that you know.

No, but it's when you, it's when they see you and they, you've caught them. So they actually go and wash their hands proper, but you know, because the way they're washing the hand, they're like, they're doing it because they've just been caught. And they actually do wash their hands. It's like, you're so obviously just being caught trying to be a gross man. Just, when you're next at work, just take notice of the people who don't. I mean, anywhere. But in a workplace, their faces you know.

Hmm. Yeah, that makes a difference, actually, yeah. I pee in poop. True. One other thing is, it's just like conversations doing a piss or poo. No, it's not okay to have conversations while you're peeing. Some dudes, they're just like, so what do you think they're rugby then?

It's like, nah, not right now, man. Yeah. Give me a minute. You're cutting off the stream right now. I'm trying to get stream in. yeah right guys we've generally just been talking about poof I thought I started reading this one

yeah yeah the last one Rassler Kukle Supreme says what is Jha's official statement regarding the Somerset Gimp Um No he's the one who follows women at night isn't he I don't know I haven't done the research on this but I got Yeah he's a GIMP person maybe beat my previous thing I got two different articles and I just thought the way both reported it

was quite funny so one this one's from the gut this is the headline from the Guardian Somerset Man banned from wearing gimp suit and writhing on ground and then the way Sky News reported it Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and crawling wriggling or writhing on the ground for five years what five years oh she doesn't he doesn't Joshua hunt a self-employed gardener from Claverham North Somerset has been linked by police to 25 incidents across the country across the county over the past five years a man known as the Somerset gimp has been banned from dressing in an all black gimp suit in

public at night and crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground for five years. Rigling. Joshua Hun, 32 was issued with the sexual risk disorder, sorry, order after police linked him to 25 incidents across the county. The order also prevents the self-employed gardener from wearing any type of mask or face covering in public unless for medical reasons. A district judge imposed the restriction. following a hearing at Bristol Magistrate Court

just a week after Hump was convicted of two offences under the Public Order Act of intentionally causing harassment. He's somewhat local then. He's pretty close. The Somerset Gimp is pretty close. Should we interview the Somerset Gimp? It was the latest in a series of incidents where a man in skin-tight dark clothing

was seen writhing on the ground and stepping out in front of cars in remote locations across Somerset since 2018. That note, honest to God, see, the thing is, gimp suits are pretty, like, weird. Scary? Yeah. They're freaking. So when you're just

driving a night and a gimp stands out and the world, like, fuck, no, that is quite scary. I would have a panic attack, probably. I'd run him over. Yeah, I think I might genuinely might. That's like horror movie shit, like kill it. Yeah. The court previously heard that witnesses to an incident in

October last year said they saw a man wearing a gimp suit who grabbed his penis over the top of his clothing and also gyrated against the floor like imagine you're walking down the street in some somewhere in Somerset while it's night and you see this black latexie man

wiggling on the floor that's fucking horrifying yeah that is really scary wrote this down for Blumhouse the gimp bro it's already out it's already a 300 million dollar new

oh my god yeah like no but the thing is how can they enforce it yeah how can they how can they stop him he was just just buying a like I feel like that would be something that gets reported

and if there's a gimp in Somerset being reported they're gonna no but if he just stands on a countryside Woden does it some might report him but he's going to disappear by that time yeah but who else is it gonna be come on true

you might get different coloured gimp suit yeah true he might upgrade crawling wriggling or writhing yeah how does a human writhe or wriggle I should say

I know how a human writh how does a human wriggle wait so on the Guardian article it says a man has been banned for five years from wearing a mask and dressing in an all black suit in public

at night and crawling wriggling or wriggling or I thought everyone was banned from doing that, like I'm ready. So what, he's allowed to do it when the five years is up? The rest of us are allowed to do it, just not him. Should we jump out there? Get like him, suits go. You know, it's like I'm Batman, it's an idea, you know?

Anyone can wear the suit. Peter Richardson defending said Hunt had taken a pragmatic had taken a pragmatic and practical approach to the application. We are not contesting the application, but that is not the same as agreeing with everything that is set out, he said. Imagine you're going to work on a Monday morning and you're loyal, and then your client is the Summersank, Kim. And then there's like bullet points of like what he's banned from doing,

which is, yeah, wearing any type of mask or face covering, including improvised mask or face coverings that cover all or part of the face in any public place, including while in a vehicle in a public place, unless officially required for medical purposes, being in possession of any type of mask or face covering, including improvised masks or face coverings that cover all a part of the face in a public place, then wearing or being in possession of black all in one garments or any combination of full-length black-colored top and black-colored, bottom clothing

and then finally crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground in a public place while wearing a full body covering clothing that appears like a full body covering. No, no, bro. Look at pictures of this shit. It's actually like fucking scary. It's fucking non-fying. That's too far, man.

No, like, yeah. Like, why can't you wriggle? Why can't you wriggle? Why can't you wriggle? in the safety of your own room. He's got to be seen. It's like an exhibitionist thing, really? Yeah. You ought to watch me rise.

Yeah, watch me just be... You've got to watch me wriggle. Riggling. I can't be... Nah, I can't be doing this Somerset Gimp. No, boo to the Somerset Gimp. Vote no on Somerset Gimp. Yeah.

I was all about the Somerset Gimp when I heard the name. You know? Yeah. I'm a liberal guy. I'm happy with Gimpy kind of guy Yeah I'm

I welcome Gimps But when you're being scary Nah When you're frightening people For your own kicks Not okay man Yeah not cool Not cool

Not cool Gimping for your own kicks Not cool man Yeah a bit psycho There is like That picture Looks like a horror movie Yeah

It looks a bit hoary It looks scarier than a horror movie Because it's real Much scary Like the fact that he survived And like he didn't I'd attack him Yeah

Like run him over Genuinely I don't know what I do Like that I mean I'd probably book it I'd do a three point turn And go the other way But three point turn

Yes Why did you do a three point turn You'd just do like a two point turn You just do as quickly as possible Yeah I'd Do it one point turn No you just won him over

I would murder him Yeah I'd murdered the Somerset gimp, you know? Yep. Ugh. Nah! Yeah!

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