JAR Media Posdact - Zo Ma Aru BYE VBYE

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:24 Housekeeping 25:07 Alex watched 'Piece by Piece' 27:16 Jim played Spiderman 2 on Steam 43:32 Mid Break 44:33 Disturbing Childhood Media 53:13 Thoughts on Dating 54:33 Naming Houseplants 55:17 ID'd for buying Movies 59:05 Scary Dice Hypethetical 1:01:46 NiN Live 1:04:55 Sep to the Plasty 1:10:18 David :( 1:10:44 Grammy Schammy 1:14:56 Patron Names

Shall I, um, I don't know, should I like high energy this intro? No, low energy it. No, that's like my baseline. What? Low energy. I've got to like counteract my flatness. Hmm. You know?

Why is your affect so sort of flat? Well, I'll tell you, my friend. No, that was too energetic. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, my friend. Bada be that boy, bad a bitin' boy. Woo! If you were a Mario character, what noise would you make? Oh, yeah.

That's fucking good, actually. Mm-hmm. That's really Mario. What about you? Ha! You're like a cat with a hairball. Yeah. Oh!

That's when you fool? Yeah. Yeah, that's too similar, though, to one of the others, I feel. Yes, that was kind of Luigi coded. Yeah, nice. A little bit Waluigi-ish, though. No, worry. See, they've got the whole gambit covered this.

Yeah, you can't... Yeah, they've got every flavor. It's like a Ben and Jerry's shelf fully stocked. Fully stopped. Have they done the Sonic flavor yet? Blue ice cream, yes. Can we not bring up Sonic? No, we have to.

I'm kind of doing it pretty quick. If you have a character that has that cadence, then you've made a shit character. That affect. I'm sort of doing that thing. Hey, put it down. Yeah. Na, na, na, me. Has he do that?

Na, na, na, nah. Yeah. Gotta go. Oh. Na, na, na, na. Yeah. Oh, we'll get into Sonic shortly. or something

But first I'm going to do my Highly energetic intro Okay Ooh I got scared No I just got stunned You know I went into Fight Flight freeze

Yeah yeah You froze zoned I freeze You sure you want that tiny chair I'm quite uncomfortable Oh right Do you want the tiny chair I'm fine with the tiny chair

Really No I'm fine Okay Are you jealous? A little bit I thought I'd lost It's mine It's mine

I'm using it I need I don't know I need like Can you give me like some hype Like a hype Beat Okay

Like it's WWE or something Uh Let's get ready To rumble Ooh I like that That's kind of got me hyped Let's get ready Let's get ready to ramble

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night Do you like that? Yeah, that was cool And welcome to What are we doing? I don't know I don't even know anymore I'm lost

I always liked that, was it space jam Where those little mice They like go up to the mic And they've got like a baby mouse voice but then they hold the mic and then they sound like this i haven't watched space jam since i was um now you know every frame of space jam i i i do i can picture every frame but i can't hear it that guy from seinfeld oh um i can't remember this character name they all hate him yeah newman newman newman nooman yeah i wanted to say melman but that's

that's that's madagascar yeah yeah Yeah. Newman! Yeah. He'll, no, he goes, Newman. That's right there. Yeah, it's been a while since I've watched that field. Yeah, and he gets sort of like stretched and vaulted.

Yeah, he gets bored. Yeah. He gets inflated, that's for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Space Jam. But yeah. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. I am Alex, joined with the jarcast by Jamie.

Yeah! Actually, this is Brocast number 45. That was 45 whipsmacks. Why, why whips? Because it's like WWE. We're here. They play like sound effects and stuff. Eagle sound effect.

Um, whirlwind. Bear roar. Yeah. Yeah, man. You normal? You normal? No. I just...

I'm sparked today. What does that mean? What does sparked mean? I need a spark. Yeah. I need spark up. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's just that February feeling. Yeah.

I think I regularly like OD on caffeine as well. Mm. And then... It's not so much... It's... It's more like I'm having like five thoughts at the same time. Oh yeah. That's just like my constant state.

Yeah. Yeah, in fact, I don't even think it's to do with caffeine. I think it's biological. I think I'm like, you know when, you know in The Amazing Spider-Man too when he first fights Electro? And then he is to cover a bit of his web shooter. So it sprays in five different directions and saves like multiple different goods. Nice pull. Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing.

Can I be honest? Of course. I'm depressed that Spider-Man isn't real. Yeah. I had like a realisation that he doesn't actually exist. One of them is real, though. A-superer. Iron Man.

I was going to say the Punisher. Oh. I guess multiple punishers exist. He's like the worst. one to be real. That was one of, I might be crossing wires, but um, and this does link to what we're about to talk about shortly, in a bunch of Will LaFarte videos, I'm pretty sure he's got like something Punisher branded, which just made it even funnier for me. Which speaking of, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the patrons over the jar media Patreon. They get

perk after perk after perk after perk after perk after perk. I kind of like this voice. Yeah. it. Jorgast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jark. We need to have like the bars at the top and the bottom that's like breaking news. Yeah. Oh, my like on Fox News. Yeah, yeah.

I'm thinking more you're like an anchor. I'm anchorman. With Will Ferrell. Yep. No. You do it. I want to hear your news voice. I can't.

I can do it. I'll do a British one. Okay. Welcome to the. the news yeah we're so like subdued in comparison five people have been brutally slaughtered round the corner from your house lately um lock your doors try not to be scared yeah there's no reason to be happy anymore that time is past yeah there's what the same story in America. Yeah. Get your guns now. Everybody get out there and buy things. Use discount code

20 for 20% off. Your brand new firearm. Uh, yeah, with the Jile Media patrons, they do get perk after perk after perk after perk after perk after perk. Like, first and foremost, they make the show just possible. Feasible. Feasible. And that audio version, feasible. They get the raw unfiltered MP3 over on Patreon ad free. Always a nice little perk, that one. As will be attached to this very episode, the patron names is another perk you get if you're a debby tier or above.

We read out that, just psychopathic listed names. Yeah, we're about 200 of them now, so. It's like a whole story going on there. Yeah, so that's attached to the end of this one. There's a goal. That's a goal. You guys have to write a coherent story.

Create a narrative. Yeah, it's like a test of your coordination. After Hours is a big one That's been popping off lately We've got the Better Man review over on there But Wallace and Gromit content That's not all The big one

The recent one Just on a whim I showed you this video From Will the Fartor Who I just mentioned Sounds like fetish content But it's not Maybe for some

Maybe for Will Or am I saw on the subreddit some jarcast episodes have been like spotted in these weird like feet playlists um which is cool uh but i think it's so far the ja after hours winner as far as people saying it's their favorite one the funniest one wow uh we were both in tears i think from that ridiculous video i laughed so hard that i was almost sick i almost vomited yeah um and i think the one we're going to do attached to this episode is a pink full album ranking.

It should be chill, a bit more relaxed than Will the Fartre, but who knows what's coming next. Last tears. And last but not least, JAR Media group chat. Nice little place for Jarlings to congregate, talk to each other, talk about media. I saw them talking about Invincible, which has just come out, like seeing that. And before we record, I put a little message in there saying, hey, anything I should mention or bring up or talk about, hey, hey, hey, hey. And then there's normally someone who says, Hey, talk about Sonic.

Yeah, why don't you talk about Sonic again? Um, and then I normally indulge. And speaking of, we can go into housekeeping now. We round off certain conversations from the previous weeks or years or months or... Something. And, uh, I plucked one from the JAR Media Group chat. I remember you was conflicted, is their name. Will the Purple Podcast Triangle ever return?

Maybe, should I put it on this one? purple podcast triangle yeah back in the day the cast used to have in the thumbnail in the top left there was a triangle a purple triangle because i was doing this thing where like it was like coded yeah because um iHG videos have the red triangle yeah yeah yeah and then it was let's plays had like a green triangle yeah and podcasts had a purple one yeah yeah um so yeah maybe a little flash from the past or something Maybe um...

Well, I'll have to make it again. I'm pretty sure I've lost that Photoshop template. The purple triangle? Hmm. I've still got the red one. Redesign. Redesign. Redesign the triangle. Make a new shape. All the shapes have been found. Not... no.

No. Yes. Yes. Invent a new shape right now. Beaudibody Do a purple baidibody Um Pickles the random tune

3151 about last episode said The Ozymandius Of Jarkast episodes What last episode was Yeah Really That's high fucking praise That is high praise

Jesus Is it because I ended like on the floor screaming yeah yeah um but i didn't preface this before we record too no mention of last episode none in detail okay i i was just about to say like i can't remember a single thing from it there was a big drama we're not talking about it um it has to be restrained to that one episode even though this is technically not but it's also not sonic Hmm I'm not sure

King Thulu says that That title made me think this is the final Jha episode ever and the thought of Jaya ever ending Made me deeply sad Please guys never end the cast in Minecraft Or otherwise and do this until you are grey The podcast is unironically the only thing making me feel normal In these trying times

I thought I said do this until you are gay When I first read it um wait i wait re-read it and i'm gonna jump him when okay when i when i kung thulu says that title made me think this is the final jar episode ever and the thought of jar ever ending made me deeply sad please guys never end the cast in minecraft how wait how what why in minecraft what you mean why minecraft he says in Minecraft, what does that mean?

You know, like when you say something against TOS but then say in Minecraft then it makes it. It makes it fine, yeah, but why did he need to use it then? Because I thought I don't know, he's just he's just covering his bases. I find it really confusing. Well, I mean, at some point one of us is going to die. Yeah, but by then, AI will be able to

I could be having, I could just do an episode with Sonic, you know? an interview with Sonic that's hell being replaced by Sonic in the end Grammy Jame has one that is upset me Alex is dressed like Mark Zuckerberg in this ep what the F you playing at you mug

what am I actually supposed to do I let my hair grow along dream copies me got to change it I get a bit of fashion sense I wear oversized t-shirts and jewelry

Mark Zuckerberg suddenly just out of nowhere becomes coming all of a sudden just starts copying me hmm interesting that now what am I supposed to do what am I actually supposed to do then there was one time in between this in the in between

the in between earm of going from dream to Mark Zuckerberg I was walking through London and some guy where and Jack Harlow, to me. It's like, what? I, are curly-haired, like, blonde people that rare? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Reel it back. You were in London, and you interacted with someone. Well, yeah, he stole my wallet after. Yeah, I don't know. You do look like Jack Harlow. What am I supposed to do, though? And young gravy.

He looks like, that's the part I don't like. It's like, no, I don't look like them. They look like me. well what's the difference you're the because the indication is that i'm copying mark zuckabberg that's like the accusation right yeah but is that even an insult if mark zuckerberg's looking fresh i mean he is kind of looking fresh he is looking fresh these days he's like a moitai champion true remember when he was going to kill ilan musk oh Was that what I wasn't allowed to say?

No, no. That name. No, no. I'm racking my brain. You know, she can't remember. It was like less than a week ago. No, I know, but after every episode, I feel like Will Smith's popped in here and going, look into this. Like, it's crazy.

It's crazy. My memory specifically for Jar is shot. Which is good, because it's like therapy. You just get it out, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's often why I read the comments, because it's like, what happened? Yeah, what did I even say? That guy con says, smooth like gravy, smooth like butter.

I did not stutter. It's the jar media podcast, you bloody, bloody nutter. Nice. I like that. I hate nutter. Stop it, you nutter. No one says nutter. You bloody nutter.

Nutter's wrong. Nutter sounds like something... Actually, I don't know. I was going to say someone that. isn't British, would think someone who's British says, but then... Yeah. I don't know. We say a lot of crazy things on reflection, upon reflection.

That's nut-nut. My favourite Britishism is Belter. Yeah. That's a belter. That's a bloody belter, that is. Or something. My favour's or something. Yeah, that's my favourite Britishism.

Or something. um old man diabetes says i love paisley and i threw this one in here because everyone hates paisley it's like the first comment about paisley paisley the golden i did see that i did see that she's currently in her bed by the camera um and she just pigged at jim uh yeah like there have been so many animals over the years on the cast I think there's a pretty clear hierarchy. There's even been a golden retriever on the cast before who isn't Paisley,

and that one still gets more love than Paisley, who is still here. So I'm just trying to, you know, wait it a little bit. You got one person he liked it. Just one person, and it was, like, hidden at the bottom as well. And to end the housekeeping segment, as I promised, Tegiri has a observation here.

that I found quite astute actually and described the Sonic phenomena in a way that kind of, I don't know, just made things make sense. Okay. All right, I'm a huge Sonic fan and have been since I was about four years old. From my own experience and what I've observed, Sonic is sort of like the perfect mascot character and franchise for boys, age 7 to 14. The series is edgy enough for kids to find it cool, but not too inappropriate to the point where it would make them uncomfortable. It's sort of like the appeal of shonen anime, like Dragon Ball Z and Naruto, just a bit more juvenile and a lot more accessible. Sonic's character design is also weirdly hypnotic for a young boy because he's designed so well to fit what a kid finds cool, to put simply, if you got hooked on Sonic as a kid, that weird relationship will stick with you for life, like a chronic illness. If it's never hooked you, the whole series is silly, childish and incredibly lame.

I'm almost 20 now, and I can tell you that it's the only, it's only going to get worse with the movie coming out and bringing in a whole new generation of fans. That's not even considering stuff like Sonic.exe, which is some weird creepy buster that is super popular with kids. I disagree. With what bit? All of it.

The whole thesis. Because I dug Sonic X. Sonic X. Sonic X. Awesome theme. No, Underground's better. Sonic under Yeah the music from Sonic Underground

God damn And I like a little tubby Sonic Yeah I like hot dog eating fat Sonic Yeah That's like that Sonic When Sonic when anime Sonic X Sonic Lame as hell

But you were just saying how it Defined it For you Yeah But I've seen comments before saying like Stop letting Sonic Define your version of Sonic There are other ones

That's what In the fan base That's actually a splinter group That only likes Sonic X Okay I mean Sonic Sonic Weirwolf Sonic

Lame as hell Sonic Unleashed No that's why Sonic Unleashed Yeah lame as hell So Sonic Every Sonic Name a good Sonic game

Sonic Mania Mario versus Sonic Olympic Games That's probably one of the better Sonic games Sonic Mania which was made by fans people It's like what Sonic is in people's heads

That's what Sonic Mania is So that's why it's actually kind of good I like the movies more than the games I've only seen the first movie And I thought it was boring Yeah it is And that's it I'll get to Sonic 3

That's as good as Sonic gets It's just boring they're a darling seething right now but like this person admits he only likes Sonic because of the time but there must be things that we only like because of that being that similar age and something just like my point is is that I liked Sonic as a kid

we played like the Sonic game where there's like three Sonics and they oh that was bad though oh my God yeah yeah the S2 game Sonic heroes they all suck Sonic games are trash They're really bad And it's like I get Actually that is fair

When we were that age I think those are the worst Sonic games ever Like Sonic Heroes Yeah but we liked them And Sonic O6 is it You know They're like notorious

The Yeah yeah yeah Yeah I remember even playing Like a DS1 And being like Just suck my cock But I remember

Like Act But I remember like actively trying to like Sonic games I played the first ever Sonic game and I really wanted to like it but it sucked it felt shit you felt that magnetism and we're like

I got nowhere to put this magnetism and an Italian plumber goes Yahoo! Yeah yeah And then you're like okay yeah you can actually deliver it you are like you have quality

you know and it you've got the X factors Simon Cowell yeah you're fired uh huh yeah Louis Walsh get no fuck out of here farm um that's how irish people sound yeah that's that's how i hear them anyway um yeah there's just nothing of value sonic took from the world hmm yeah and alan sugar gives it back you're hired

yeah mario you're hired this week you guys have to work together to create a new game that doesn't suck do you know what i think what i think what i think crash bandicoot is better than Sonic. Ooh, you're testing me now. You are testing me. I don't like Crash Bandicoot. Crash Bandicoot sucks. But he's better than Sonic.

You're really better me in a corner. Mm-hmm. You are. They all wanted to be Bart Simpson. Yeah. That was the problem with the era, the mascot platformers. And that's what's cool about Mario.

He doesn't want to be Bart. He's like his own man. Yeah, he's an individual. Mm-hmm. He's an icon. Sonic isn't an icono. Sonic is a product of his time. He's a working class hero. Mario?

Yeah. Yeah, he is. He is. He is. He's probably a little bit drug addicted as well. He's drug addicted and... Because he got an injury and then he got addicted to something. And now he's always hallucinating. But he does his job well still. He's kind of pro...

Monarchy. Hmm. But who wasn't in the 90s? Yeah, I guess. You know? Yeah. Back before that princess was assassinated. Who is the...

If there's a princess peach, who's the king? Or queen. Yeah. They've never gone into that law. Maybe the Mario Brothers movie too can do that. Queen's mom has been stolen. Now we need peach to... I never watched the Mario movie.

I feel like that movie makes Mario Crick. It does, yeah. Yeah, it does, yeah. Yeah, it does, yeah, it makes him like cool. Mario shouldn't be cool, you know? Yeah. He should be happy. Because I'm happy.

I watched that documentary. Clap alone if you feel like Mario is the truth. It was a cool piece by piece. cool piece by piece a Lego documentary that like no one is watched and I don't know why they made it but it looked kind of cool

because Farrell likes Lego you get to see Lego Duff Punk Lego Nile Rogers Lego Kendrick Lego Snoke Lives Matter Lego Snoop yeah and they make

Snoop Dog they put like extra pieces under his legs because he's so tall really? Yeah there's Lego weed really Yeah They get around it By a character Comes in with a can

That says PG spray And goes Because it's frail Like explaining how he came up With the You know the production on that On Snoop On Snoop

Yeah on Snoop Yeah I can't do it And they're clicking with his mouth But like he's high as fuck on the floor Like And that's how he explains He came up with it

Wow I thought yeah Look cool But it's also like, so you're telling Farrell's life story in Lego, and you're including things like weed and politics and stuff like that, but you're also not being fully honest because it's still at the end of the day made out of Lego, so it kind of has to appeal to a certain audience, so you're not really getting what you want from a documentary, like the blurred lines

stuff is like skipped over, skimmed over, but they still play the song and whatnot, and it's very just like half piecey by bit. Yeah. I mean, it was fun. I'm pretty sure there's a jar listener who did, did a couple shots on the film. Really? Yeah, like an animator.

So shout out to you. The look of the film was great. Like, it's a cool idea. I just wish the subject matter was something that, like, kind of fit a bit more. They try to better man it, like. Mm. Yeah, I wanted to be Lego.

But they didn't pull it off. They didn't. Not quite. It's no Robbie. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, what about you, bro? You finished someone, didn't you?

Spider-Man? Yeah, speaking of. It's just called Spider-Man 2, isn't it? It is called Spider-Man 2. It's not as good as the other Spider-Man 2. The film? Yeah. Yeah, it's got nothing on the film.

It's got nothing on... It's got nothing on... It's got nothing on... I'd say it's got something on Spider-Man PS4. It's got a lot on Spider-Man PS4. Well... It's a way better game. Okay, let me specify. The story in writing, way better in PS4.

That's my, that's my feelings. Yeah, I mean, I was kind of digging the story and everything until... Because it's just come out on Steam, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The final, like, third of the game. Um, it just feels rushed. I'm assuming the game was rushed out. Yeah, I don't know much about the development. I'm assuming there was some sort of deadline because the setup feels rushed and the payoff feels rushed. Yeah, yeah.

The meatiest part of the game, like the middle section, is like incredible. This is a game where like I experienced stuff that I genuinely feel like I couldn't anywhere else. There's, there's, like Uncharted 4 was very. impressive for that middle section set piece. It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. Spider-Man 2 takes stuff like that 10 times further.

Because you're super heroes so you can... Yeah, yeah, but also just it... The performance, the ambition was what kept blowing me away. Um... It's got some cool scale. Um... Yeah. it with uh we won't spoil anything i guess um there's another kind of equivalent to that

opening action scene with sandman later on with it's like launching through all these different environments i thought was a cool set piece um but they just keep coming the set pieces like spider man p s4 was more arkham like i'd say um not so like there were set pieces for sure but It mostly amounted to quick time events Like the whole helicopter bit Yeah, yeah Whereas

Spider-Man 2 Like it's throwing you from Combat to then like swinging around And then more combat But all in the like framing Of just the most insane crazy shit You've ever seen on your screen It's like one of the only

Actually it's not even true But an open world game where I don't think I've fast travel once. No, I didn't. I just like traveling around. It's so much fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that new like air flow thing, so we can kind of glide. It's pretty enjoyable. Yeah, I agree with that kind of stuff. But I was really disappointed that they just didn't do anything about the stealth. And that's like a huge portion of the game. I just hate playing the sections.

I think they're super boring. It's only in the main story like three times. And they're pretty short sections. Which to me is like, why? It's the same of like, doubling down on the Mary Jane sections, which I hated playing every single one of those. Just show me a cutscene.

I don't want to be playing this in a Spider-Man bit. You tried it in the first one. It was lame and didn't work there as well. Yeah, it's a catch-22 because it was definitely better. Because I started Spider-Man PS4 again, and I've just done the first Mary Jane bit, and it's bad. It's like straight up. It's terrible, whereas in Spider-Man 2, I'm fine with it. There's, like, enough mechanics to...

That was my issue, though? To, like, engage with it. And if you're competent enough, you can blast through it, I found. So, like, at least I'm more in control of, like, the pace of it. I understand that as well, but that was making the story dumber to me as well. Yeah, yeah, it does. She was taking out these, like, highly trained. so yeah and towards the end the stuff that's going on it's yeah it's um and that felt to me

it feels kind of forced you're hurting your own game just for the sake of trying to fix something that no one even asked for so it's like yeah the mechanics are better for those sequences yeah but like in service of what this shit i would like rather just skip anyway like have a little like walking sim moment where you play as another character for something story related like there's kind of a cool moment in the first game where you are as a more vulnerable character and something that happens with the story I feel like is enhanced by being a different perspective yeah I'm fine with that but it's like adding mechanics to it and like yeah when it's going over like 15 minutes and it's uh it just it just becomes dumb to me um

and on my first play through of spider man too i was just like getting really annoyed during every time there's one of those i like deep sighed yeah yeah yeah yeah i found that to be the case with one of them um the first one which is probably the longest one i was really grown in by the last mary jane one yeah because i think it's three isn't it yeah and i thought i had slightly more mechanics each time yeah i thought the middle one was actually it it was i'm glad it was in the game but because not because of a mechanics thing because of a story thing that's happening yeah a perspective yeah which again is actually necessary yeah I think that's kind of cool it's more yeah just this tiny woman taking out these craven dudes is like so goofy to me

yeah yeah they're like six five they're known to be hunters yeah yeah it's goofy for sure but at the same time um tonally the the game is so comic booky and it's it's it's not human that this Spider-Man 2 feels way more

comic book like this isn't reality this is based in no sort of human reality yeah like all the friends are so stereotypically chummy and like Saturday morning like hey buddy let's go

go on the roller coaster and laugh and have fun but did you like that no i'd prefer it to be more human um and i think part of it is they're playing to all ages like they are but at the same time then you've got like some serious violence stuff happening it's it's yeah it's tonally i think they missed some you know consistency because yeah I was I heard someone who's like a New Yorker because the characters are New Yorkers talking about yeah yeah this is not how like when New Yorkers are hanging out like having fun like how they sound it's not how humans act yeah it's strange and like awkward um which is really annoying because I think the whole cast gives a really good

performance where it matters hmm but they're put in these situations that are just so uncomfortable when it's like a group of friends and they're just like awkwardly standing and interacting it like it's video gaming you know mm-hmm yeah I don't know my I still prefer PS4 I think um for a narrative standpoint yeah no I think the characters are way stronger yeah there are like emotional beats and whatnot where I was pretty flatline for most of Spider-Man too outside of like this is cool scale stuff like yeah pieces and the and it's cool just because the fact that it's spider-man you know like yeah yeah i did find um there's a few sections where emotionally it did land for me

um and i'm i'm a spider-man simp um you i don't you're not a spider-man simp otherwise you'd love the like amazing spider-mans and you know the films but i'm i'm willing to give it more credence because it's Spider-Man is what I'm saying and I will like go along with it and because that first game is so good narratively that this Spider-Man like I don't care about the character of Harry but I care about what Harry means to this Spider-Man because I like the Spider-Man you know that they don't establish that French friendship particularly well to me no but because Yuri Lowenthal the guy who plays Spider-Man is just like throwing his whole heart into it yeah um like it it works for me just from that

like on an empathy for spider-man standpoint not because I care for yeah yeah um I think part of it for me too is the rogues gallery everyone's gonna have like their their favorite mixtures and whatnot I just they just nailed Doc Oaks so hard in that first game it's like like venom's cool i guess craven's cool but it's just not the same yeah it's i i think that's just a perfect plot line for spider-man like the spider-man is established as a guy without like a father his only father figure is uncle ben who gets blasted um so then his like replacement father figure who's also a scientist is like a scientist he represents all the like good part of humanity and then he has this this this turn to evil it's like the most spider-man

shit i just love the motivation as well where it was like a it's like quite a relatable thing that that that version of dock was going through it wasn't like a chip that just gets smashed by accident and then he's mr evil it felt a bit more like yeah there's it there's it there's nuance to it and like you don't know how much of it was in him to begin with. There's more going on. Yeah. So I'm kind of almost more excited for whatever the third game

is knowing Doc Hark will probably be in it and some version of Green Goblin which I want to see how they do that. Yeah. Because like I guess we've only really seen the Willem Defoe like on the big screen and then the Amazing Spider-Man 2 of Goblin.

So we're like one for one yeah yeah yeah I'm definitely fully invested I'm excited I just wish I wish venom

had more like I wish there was more yeah I was saying to you yesterday when we're talking about it felt like they were building up venom pretty well actually yeah yeah and it's just like oh it's done

it's like oh you're almost got to like you're gonna stretch this way out um yeah i mean they could have made a whole game that was just like the final act of spider yeah yeah like that they really could have stretched that out actually forgotten like quite how big scale it gets just like we have a sudden because i i i was thinking throughout the whole game spider man won it like the escalation of the game when i was playing it for the first time i was like how this city's just becoming like a hellscape like it keeps getting crazier and crazier and crazier and um that doesn't really happen in spider-man two until

suddenly it's like holy shit like this is worse than it ever was in the first one yeah but it doesn't feel like it hits as hard no like nobody there's no reaction from the public that you feel like you do in the first game and the it's it it's just over how do you think like it will get Because it's basically the Arkham City equivalent where you're having these like multiple characters in the same fights and whatnot on these dual takedowns. I guess it's more night. Yeah. How do you think it compares on that level, like having multiple characters in the same? I like how you switch between them.

I feel like Miles, I think some of Miles's plot should have been saved for his own game. given how little he has to work with. Because I really like the stuff that he gets. Did he play the Miles game? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um... Yeah, I didn't really like the way

the villain in Miles' game was portrayed. Really forgettable. Yeah, but also just inconsistent. Um... And unrealistic... like morally I guess it felt contrived at points yeah especially with the Miles game coming off getting two recent Miles movies which is so good yeah well where they've done these characters and they're like

oh this is cool man um so that's like a comparison game way if you if you're playing with characters that we wouldn't know as well like a Craven I guess it's less of a less weighty expectations yeah you enjoyed it overall yeah I played it over like a weekend

so I must have like something about it but like it's not really left an impression like that first one did yeah I guess Miles more sets the expectation Spider-Man Miles Morales

the game um because it's not as good as I'd say Spider-Man 2 is better than Miles oh yeah but not I mean gameplay-wise it's better than both

easily the bosses are particularly good in Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man 1 and Miles don't really their bosses are like puzzles I guess more whereas in Spider-Man 2

they're like mechanical fights that there is like a system now like a fighting system yeah that's really good that's that was my biggest like surprise um because i i really like spider man one's gameplay um fighting system but it it's pretty basic um spider man two flashes it out in all the best ways except for stillf yeah yeah yeah um just don't that just doesn't mesh with me with that character really yeah or from from what i've experienced and seen it just doesn't work he's too like the character's too versatile like he can do too much yeah um for stealth to work for him yeah i i'd say i i loved the game i loved the experience of sitting and going through it i had a really good time cool

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Welcome. To the second half of the broadcast, where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the JAR Media subredits. media subredits and answer questions from the community that spider-man section went a bit longer than us anticipating oopsie dopsy that probably should have been the job after us for this week but may you go that's just how generous we freaking are yeah or something um let's do about like half an hour of questions then especially because uh we didn't do any last episode so that's what my original plan was was for this one to just do it sometimes we double up yeah yeah yeah reverse double we call it the reverse double. Um, if you got this far out into the episode, comment, six dozen of one,

14 triples of another. Um, gentlemen owl can get us going here. Bear Bear Gooners, I have a question that my life depends on. So I just watched the hit movie Chicken Run, starring Mel Gibson. I was quite excited to watch this funky movie because I really love chickens. What I was expecting was a cute movie for little babies about chickens with big butts, trying to fly. But what I got was horrific scene in which a chicken gets taken to a headsman's block to be executed by an axe with a crime of not laying enough eggs. Later we even see the humans eating the poor thing for heaven's sake. The scene deeply shocked me. My bowels evacuated themselves the second the realisation of what just happened washed over me. I just sat there looking at the screen,

my heart full of despair and pants full of feces. I understand that this is what happens in real life. I get it. I was simply not prepared for a little clay figure with big butt. To be executed cartel style Has there ever been a scene in a children's film That's provoked a similar reaction out of view Thanks in advance for answering I know Alex won't ignore this heartfelt question I mean that's a good one

Yeah I totally forgot about that Yeah Yeah that is it really it really hammers home the stakes Yeah Of what's going on They're more like the chicken breasts Because they're in like a prison movie Where they're being eaten

It's some It's like scarier than a prison movie. It's like a it's like if they were cannibals, a cannibal prison movie is the any way to make it as scary. Yeah I guess. It's more like imagine if like aliens just abducted you and put you in like a yeah yeah prison and like now and again they were just eating you. I mean that that's kind of exactly what we do to animals. It's even more psychologically disturbing the deep you think about it with animals because like not only do we do that, yeah, but we also genetically have eugenics to them over time. So, yeah, chickens aren't

supposed to lay eggs every day. Like, I found out sheep. Do you know how sheep got rid of their wool in the wild? No. They, once a year, they would just shed. Like, they just rub against a tree and just shed all the dead wool off. But because of human intervention, at some point a sheep mutated to not shed its wool and we're like ah that's the one so now they're like reliant on us to shave them but the domesticated like but they like it though I mean the videos look like they kind of like it but there's that infamous story of the one that escaped and they found they found the sheep and it was it looked like yeah fancy creature of like its wool had grown so big it must have been so uncomfortable

um yeah and they go on that's the human animal symbiosis yeah pretty crazy look at dogs yeah we've made freaks out of them you know golden retrievers shouldn't exist corgi's definitely bloody shit but they do yeah but any like children's movies that pop into your head like a medium oh yes Jesus and obviously you were obsessed with that movie so it was always on the scariest I don't think it's a kids film it's too scary yeah way too it's I guess it's like a a teen film like yeah I think that was kind of like what I was saying about that documentary where because it is puppets and it's like Jim Henson there's that expectation yeah and like the only way it could get made was if it wasn't but he

wanted this unflinching like fantasy thing that's like he's probably had it in his head whole life and he just wanted to be able to do it in like the freakest way possible it's terrifying it's so scary incredibly cool though um so really creative um but kind of all over the blues i don't think anything else comes close for me though what labyrinth i actually think labyrinth is scarier um because of that scene with those like bird things that like take their heads off and start throwing around that to me was like this makes me feel really weird I don't know because the green screen looks so bad that it the song they're singing as well and it's got the worm the little worm in it

yeah but he almost sets you up where it's like oh this is gonna be cute and this is a funny little worm movie yeah that's gay that's a I think that's a deeply disturbing film I I couldn't watch it as a kid everything I've done I've done for this cute little worm I mean, David Burley fucking kills it, though. God damn. He is a good night. And I think that cod pieces.

Yeah. And the baby song. Dance, baby, dance. Slop that baby. Yeah. It's weird. It's crazy. That's cool, everything I've done.

That's a cool shot and everything to you. With the worm in it. That is cool, but I'm talking about, like, they're in that famous painting and he uh oh yeah the stairs are the wrong yeah that's awesome that's cool shit yeah that's cool lots of

just little scaries in it I think the thing the bit that scared me the most as a kid was early on there's there's it's like the monsters looking from the other side of the mirror or something

and there's like loads of puppet faces and they're like talking to each other it really freaked me out Even like the hands thing It's quite like trippy imagery in that film It's really freaky It's really freaky And it just puppet shit is terrifying

Yeah Yeah add to a certain Panash of scare Yeah Even Ewox are a bit frightening No I was never really scared Of anything of stowls I don't think The Rancor is a bit scary

Rancor scared me No EWox didn't actually scare me No There must be something animated though Because animation can be freaky as well, loads of people are scared of, like, stop motion. Yeah, I guess, um, Coraline is an obvious one. But it didn't really scare me.

No, yeah, I was too old by then. It was scared of Coraline. I just thought it was cool. Because most people say, I never saw it, that bunny movie. Water ship down. Yeah. It's really hard call for like a kid's, yeah, it looks horrible. It's like Gary Oldman.

He's in it, yeah. Oh, hell you. Yeah. early CG could be quite freaky yeah I've I find scared isn't the right term but it makes me feel sick um chicken little oh yeah the way that movie looks makes me feel ill yeah I think that's why it's potentially one of the worst piece of shit ever made that film I've always had beef with that film yeah it's not only does it look that way it was early cg so it's aged so badly there's nothing to get visually from it then the way it's

written and performed it's like yeah it's like the perfect combo of the work and like the message of the film even sucks like there's nothing good about it yeah yeah it's one of it it's definitely a bottom 10 movie especially for like such a big company too it was disney right yeah yeah oh my god i hate it's a piece of shit it's yeah ugly duckling design oh oh and runt the pick. Equally terrible. I showed that film to someone and they like didn't believe it was real. It's like that crazy.

Yeah, I, um, I skipped through it semi recently in the past six months. And yeah, I, it's a movie that's so bad, even when you're a kid, you don't like it. And like, when I was a kid, I'd watch anything. Yeah, yeah. And be like, no critical faculty. Yeah, yeah. It's got colors. It's moving.

Yeah, but I knew that shit, stank. Yeah, if you, search up, if you're, if you don't believe us, search up, I will survive, chicken little. It's like the worst 30 seconds. The amount of songs in it. Ugh. God. I will survive. I fucking hate it.

Ew, ooh, ew. Um, ew, ooh. Verridge says, thoughts on dating. It's extremely vague. Yeah, that's... I mean, it's a thing? Yeah. It can be good, it can be bad.

It's worth a shot, I'd say. I've never actually mentioned this, like, on the cast before, but this is one of my hardline internet things, where I think... There's basically no good, only bad, can come from, uh, deeply indulging in this kind of stuff. In this format or, like... You know what I'm saying? if you're making content online and like you start talking about your relationships of people

and having them be part of it yeah yeah yeah it can get real weird real fast yeah so it's either that or we're too scared to any talk to a lady or man

yeah I'd say I'm just I'm just afraid of people well yeah there's that any other person I have to wear napping because when I when I'm having

eye contact with someone I inherently urine if I look a lady in the eye become run from chicken little and go to a paper back yeah um

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Is that because they reproduce so fast? Kind of? And they're like all clones in each other. You know, they're like clones. We're putting such a human perspective on it when they're... Yeah. Like I like them. I respect them.

They're a living organism. How the fuck the plants evolve? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe God exists. God might exist. Pretty much. Lego Loppy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

says, Alex, did you really get ID'd for buying Infinity War on Blu-ray? Was that a joke? Did he? I've noticed that, um, Jarlings are really bad at figuring out when I'm joking or not. Really? Just horrendous at it, yeah. Did you buy Infinity War on Blu-Roe? I don't know.

It might be in the pile over there. I don't know if I own it. I don't think so. I hate Infinity War. I bought, um... Wait, what? No, I did buy it, yeah, because that's the one before endgame. Yeah, yeah, because that's the best.

I love the Trinity. Yeah, that one's fine. I did buy that. I don't know if I got ID'd for it, though. I did get ID'd for buying, like, Bahra-Sita Moor recently. I got ID for... Is that a joke? I can't tell.

Uh... I don't normally give lip, but there was something I bought. yes the CBD That's right CBD drink Yeah So I don't know man

Don't think so I remember getting Really Really? Really? I have a memory of when The Transformer The Michael Bay Transformers movie

Came out on DVD And Going to buy it from Sainsbury's But because That film I guess is so edgy It was like a 12 Or something Yeah

I don't think that's some an age they have in America I mean obviously they have like humans that are 12 but movies but so there's me I'm like I wasn't maybe I was 12 I was like right on the line for that film

and I was denied buying it because I didn't have any form of ID because I was 12 years old I've always had a chip on my shoulder since then it's like I just want to buy this so I can jerk off to Megan Fox as Michael Bay wants me to

you know as Michael Bay did during filming so crazy such a creep but yeah like I wasn't allowed to see Spider-Man going back to Spider-Man because that was in 12

because Spider-Man gets proper he gets a pasting he gets a proper pasting yeah he gets like a He gets battered. He gets fucking deep fried. Yeah, yeah.

I always forget. Crazy ending. I always forget how genuinely brutal that bit is. Spider-Man 1. Because our parents snuck out one night. We were left with like a babysitter and they were like, we're going out for a meal to go and eat food without you guys. And they went to see Spider-Man 1 to see if we should watch it.

um and they they decided it was too violent i guess which is i guess fair for like how young we were like i was that 2001 it was like a 12 i guess was it yeah i think that was pre 12 a i think it was the movie because remember the trailer had the twin towers in it

oh shit yeah it did yeah yeah and um yeah i was very young then um i think that movie is why toave exists They made 12-8 for that film. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Because it's that hardcore. It makes it cooler now.

Like, but we did miss out on that. But then we got to see Spider-Man 2, so it was fine. Yeah, I, Spider-Man 2, I remember leaving the cinema and saying, that's my favorite film of all time. And it's still true. I love that shit. I really like this one from, uh, Harley Hammer. Bear Bear, Boy, Dice Question. Hey, Jarr.

Would you rather wake up each day and roll a dice to decide how well, the day will be six being like you've won a hundred million pounds or gained a super power five being like you can play an instrument or speak a language fluently four being like you get a promotion at work or you're suddenly able to do complex equations with ease three being an average day the weather's nice but you can't get comfy to go to sleep two being you stump your toe or fall over and break a leg one being you gain a terminal illness or someone dies the caveat being you could roll a six gain a superpower and bring them back to life or remove the illness or just have every day be mundane and you can't get pleasure or displeasure

from doing anything like anything like everything's just gray what the fuck quite creative i thought yeah but fucked up hmm i mean obviously the i prefer the dice one I prefer spinning it where it's like You have this magical die And you get to roll it once That's fucked Do you take It's more like how risk of us are you

Because the odds are You're gonna get something good No, it's 50-50 Because everything three Oh yeah I forgot how bad three is Yeah three sucks Yeah so it pretty much is I mean three's just normal

Three's normal life Three is the Grey Monday But you can't can't get comfy. So it's almost like leaning bad. But I always can't get comfy. Okay, so it's no different for you then. Yeah, it's just normal.

I wouldn't roll it personally. No. That's... No. If it's what only roll was. But you would if it was daily. Yeah. What, it would never matter.

All you have to do is get one six and you're made. Forever. But I'm talking about. it like it resets after each day so like you'll have superpowers for that day but then when you can someone die for one day if I knew they're only dead for one day then it doesn't really matter you'd have to have like powers that bring it back there well you get like a superpower when you get a six yeah so it's fine it's normal yeah yeah I don't know howly hammer you scared me with that one i'd go with gray normal you just want to be gray normal

i don't want to be gray normal edward meow says this are you seeing nin this year i managed to bag some tickets for manchester p.ss sorry about saying you look like dream which you kind of do dibby dibby bear bear that's what I was saying earlier um yes actually I did get tickets there's a small handful of artists I just feel like if I get a chance to see them I just have to take that chance, even if it's really expensive. Like young gravy. Well, yeah, I've already seen him, though, countless times. Even licked his willy.

Um... Who we... Who would... Why did he say that? I don't know, some... I've got no filter sometimes. Young gravy of all people. Is that like incest? Self-suck.

Yeah. There must be someone that you'd be like, okay, I have to then. Uh, Spider-Man. You know, if Eminem was in Swindon. No. Fine. No, not Eminem. I don't think he showers.

What? Eminem looks stinky. Okay. Krusty. Yeah, if he had like really bad breath and he's like rapping right in front of you. Yeah, that's why he wins all his rap battle. Are you stinky, man? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, if, uh, Ryan Reynolds. I gotta say F to Ryan Reynolds, actually. I keep getting these ads for like Dubai. Yeah, yeah. And he's just there like, I'm in Dubai. On the roller coaster. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like, what the fuck? I'm getting Dubai Thor surfing It's Hamworth doing it too Hemsworth yeah God they must pay so much Surfing in Dubai yeah Yeah

It's weird man I don't want to go to Dubai Even I don't want to I want to stay Unless Ryan's there Unless Ryan wants to show me around Well yeah if I get to surf with

Thor Then maybe That's the promise right Well that's the thing I think it's not real Yeah Where's Ryan? Yeah Where's

Ryan's cock to suck in Dubai In Dubai There's actually There's genuinely so many Reditors that would genuinely suck suck Ryan Reynolds off

Do you actually think so? Yes, I genuinely think they would They would Keanu Oh 100% But Ryan Reynolds as well Ryan Reynolds is up there Kianu wouldn't ask for it 's the difference

No But Ryan like as soon as you get backstage. Yeah, you know. He's already trouserless. He's already trouserless. He's already got your plane ticket to Dubai. It's just over.

Fuck sake. I wanted to shout this one out from Grammy, actually. Even though I try to restrict it to one Grammy an episode, if I'm being honest. Is it? But I felt sympathy because he says, I should be getting my septoplastia on the 24th of the month. Also a Monday drop, coincidentally. I say should because it's been pushed back for well over a year at this point, so wish me luck lads.

But this makes me curious. What do you guys think of the state of healthcare? I remember seeing Steve Coogan on the day to day. In a skit about healthcare, it showed people roaming the street at night searching for amateur dentists, caked in blood to get their teeth pulled. Steve Coogan is in the middle of getting his teeth pulled, and is caught by foe, documentarians. He says something along the lines of, but I had to wait three weeks. essentially saying we should be grateful for having it and the people complaining are undervaluing what they have

I have had a lot of problems with healthcare mental and physical in the UK but it's better than the alternatives I feel it's not really a priority to solve in the eyes of the man a term a parrot lovingly coined by Jack Black in the school of rock so thoughts um make sure you have enough painkillers because whatever they gave me after that septoplasti was not enough

so I had to get more so make sure you specify that it's probably better to have more painkillers than you need than having not enough for the level of pain you experience yeah and by fess by fes

yeah yeah because after your surgery you sat high on opium playing fes just making no progress you were like silent in a in a kettle hole playing Fez Yeah, because they gave me codeine

Oh, get prune juice Oh, I'm prune juice, yeah Coedine is what they put in lean Yeah, yeah So I don't I don't really get the appeal Of like abusing painkillers

Personally because you're just Gone But you only don't get it Because you didn't mix it with whiskey Or Hennessee right but it specifically says not to do that well yeah because it's so good

you won't do anything else yeah so um I don't know respect painkillers but also make sure you use them to get through the pain of having um your nose rearranged from the inside out that makes um do you ever get that it's like a feeling in your wrists

the hebi-gibis I get that more in like my stomach area you don't get it like in your limb I don't know if that's like an adrenaline reaction, but like when I picture, I was getting it when I was having my root canal, which I had to pay loads of money for because the healthcare is fucked to answer the question. But when I was imagining what was actually happening in my tooth, in my face, like I could feel this like sensation in my limbs that's oh yeah it's really hard to because i guess you're like

present for that too you're not even yeah asleep but like i i had to think of like a or focus on something else and count the number of lights on the yeah thing other way because yeah thinking about it is so foul um so yeah yeah when you say about about noses being rearranged from the inside out makes me feel like a metal rod and yeah so yeah um I don't know health care health care ever since Brexit it's been extra fucked yeah I remember when I was a kid the it was in such a good state Remember having a family doctor? Yeah, yeah.

We had like a name doctor that you had like a relationship with and like the family. He was your doctor. Uh-huh. And if you needed like a checkup, it would be call them. Okay. Um, come tomorrow. They don't spend the first 15 minutes of your like cheap appointment like trying to figure out who you are. Yeah, yeah.

Your medical history and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that changed real quick. I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if in our lifetimes we. just are the American system um it's coming arguably it's already here uh but i just get leaflets almost daily now of like private um it just can't be it we can't it's it's uh i mean it's there's been a war waged against it for like decades now um it's like holding on by like a string

i think the british public value it too much um i hope they do I hope you're right. They do. Yeah. If it goes any other direction, it won't be a consensus thing. It will be the elite forcing that on us. Random Minion XD says, Alex, why don't you like David Lynch? I don't know where you got that.

I actually like David Lynch a lot. You can look on my letterbox if you want to see the ratings. I've given his stuff. RAP. to David Lynch, not random Minion X-D. Let's do one more here. I'm trying to pick a good one. Eric May. Any thoughts on the Grammys? It was cool.

I was cool with Kendrick getting Record of the Year, but not like us. The album of the year going to Beyonce is reprehensible. Of the nominees, I definitely wouldn't went with... I would have went with Billy. All this to say, my thoughts are that the Grammys are a far as agreements. yeah i i don't really care about any of it yeah i don't tend to either

but i i was paying attention because it just felt like not like us had to win yeah yeah because i don't care who you are if you don't care about kendrick it's the song of 2024 it yeah like you are wrong if you think it's something else

like it is that so i'm glad you won that I was kind of confused by the Beyonce won She just has to win Like I've I was happy Taylor Swift didn't win For a dead poet society

Does she normally Yeah Right Um I wouldn't know I've never cared I hate the The wanky

shit I saw some footage Um yesterday of like the celebrities posing for all the photos being taken and stuff and it's just so fucking wanky

and their ridiculous clothes that will cost so much money and for them it's just these rich cunts fucking jerking off all over each other I hate it I fucking despise the whole ceremony that's most award shows I feel yeah yeah I feel the exact same way about the Grammys

or the Oscars and the golden globes and all that fucking bullshit it's just like I really really don't care yeah it would have more value to me I can see more value actually from the Oscars because the what's it called again the Grammys it feels like a small selection like always just win like from a small pool

where it's in film sometimes like a random director might win or like eyes will be put on to someone who will then get career opportunities that they might not have had other otherwise. But Beyonce is like not going to struggle

if she doesn't win a Grammy at this point. I don't know. Yeah. It doesn't serve me in any way. Mm-hmm. It's pointless to me. That's a me espresso. Have you seen how much Sabrina Carpenter looks like Hillary Clinton when she was young?

Really? Yeah, they're like identical. Really? Uh-huh. Weird. Yeah, Hillary Clinton was kind of fire. Yeah. She was an awesome person.

I just meant like in the most objectifying way possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean like I loved her politics. Awesome, um. really just cracking stuff. She did a wonderful job with Iran. Wonderful job not feeling like a lizard in a skin suit? Yeah.

Just a genuine human person. On that note, thanks for watching. Let us know you're, uh, which politician you want to kiss. Um, I want to kiss Biden after everything he's been through. He's lost the son, man. Yeah, and he? That's hardcore. They just makes you think that scene from Lord of the Rings.

Just tears in my eyes. It makes me misty-eyed every time. Yeah, King Joe. No father should ever have to bury their Biden. His son's being hunted. What? Yeah But I guess this is the patron segment

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