Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - Are we a boob or bum show?

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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The Al Macco is back at Mac is. Try the new range today. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Rowan podcast. Hey, thanks for joining in. Thanks for coming back to the pod, y'all. I would love you to slide into the DMs. Oh, yeah, with something.

It's been dangerous. Why don't I go? Why don't I take this? Well, we're on the pod. It's going to say with some feedback. If you're enjoying the podcast, slide in. I'm getting plenty of feedback. Yes, oh my.

Don't you worry. I'm not worried, by the way. Thank you. I said, don't you worry. I know you're thinking about worrying. Don't you worry, darling. If you got any feedback, feel you really let me know directly in the DMs? Yeah, I've had enough direct feedback.

So just take the Rowans. Stop sending it to me. Don't worry, it's about me. No, no, it's about me now too. Oh, do better. Oh, do better. Babs, you know many people have told me to do better in the past 11 shows? I worked with Ducko for two plus four years.

And Nick and Simon. And Nick, never in my career have I been told do better. 11 shows with Rowan and I've been told Do better by some very angry fans of Rowan who were very mad at me. They're not messaging me. When I called him dumb the other day,

oh my God. Maybe they are fans of me and they were offended. That's what I'm saying. They are defending Your Honour. How dare you call him dumb? I've also called him razor sharp and hilarious. You miss that? Miss that.

It was just a dumb moment that needed to be called out. Oh my gosh, he was mad. Do better, Jessica. I love it. I made a vague reference to something. Do better, Rowan. Her mic's not on. That's okay.

You know, I never turn that on. I never turned that on. Have you, she not been on this whole time? No, this whole time. I've been talking. She hasn't, she wasn't on. That's okay. I was looking at you intently.

I know. It's all right. That doesn't make any sense. I know, right? I know you just turn it all. Hey? Sorry. I don't care for that.

Sorry, it was part of the joke. Do better. Do better. We just all, Look, guys, just said Rowland, do better. It's such, it's so harsh, because what do you say back to that? Just be like. Just like it.

Thanks. Yeah. He'd just like it. I wrote back and said, I'll try. You just said I agree. I agree. I said, I was just having a laugh. You do better.

Do better. I will if you do. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Are we happy to potentially lose people, though? Yeah, I don't know. Well, I haven't got anyone, so I don't mind. Oh, you've got the people saying do better.

That's true. I think they're depending. dumb people. Not so much. I just don't understand why people are turning. You can be like, yeah, that's what I told your mom. Oh, nice. No, no, but I always get nervous about that.

After we kissed. No, shy. I always get nervous about that because what if their mum is. That's one of the great comebacks. Not with us. Someone's hit me with that before and then I've done the not with us. You know what I'm saying? I would always be nervous.

I always like, you kiss your mother with that mouth and then they're going to be like, well, I did, but then she passed away. You really take a power. In school, I used to do that. I would say, oh, she's not. with it anymore. And then they'll be like, oh, sh! Yeah.

You really diffuse them. Which is not true. While she's alive, yeah. Don't put that energy in the world. Yeah, I know. See, that scares me. This is like high school stuff. Oh, yeah, but see, high school we're all right bags.

Yeah. Yeah, see, now I don't think I could do it. I'm too wee-woo. I'm too scared. And they really retract. I'm so sorry. Like, did you ever try and say, oh, I can't come in today because I've got my grandma's funeral, but your grandma was alive?

And then you were so worried. Yeah, every time worried. Yeah. I said it heaps. Did you? How many grandmas you got? Your boss is going, this is the 14th grandma. Two grandmas?

Well, no. Not what I'm saying is you've used the excuse 14 times. How many grandmas could you have? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying. He's got 34 grandmas. That's a big extended family. He's just white Tasmanian.

He doesn't got that many. Can't have that many. The grandma is the mom, is the cousin. Is the, do people make that joke? Is the everything. Is the everything. Yeah, it's the everything. Anyway, enjoy the show.

Have fun. In 2026, something new for breakfast. Do you know, Jess? I'm all about wee-woo methods to help yourself. You'll get to know Rowan. Hot, horny, happy. Yay! This is going to be good, going to be fine,

it's going to be all right. A little bit out of mind. Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. I guess I need to enter the mind of a man. Please enter me. This is Jess and Rowan. This is going to be good.

Yes, good morning. off Super Bowl yesterday. I spent the hole down the couch, Jess. Watching the Super Bowl? Yeah, I tried. Super Bowl was boring yesterday. Normally football is pretty good, but yesterday was boring. The algorithm has done me a disservice because usually I see not only the highlights because the halftime show, which is what I am interested in, but even the score. Who won? Sea Haddle, see Hulk's.

And who'd they play again? The New England Patriots, which is like Boston. Okay, but boring game. Boring game, not much happening. And the only time they scored was at the end of the game when it was basically over. anyway. And it's a long game, isn't it? Seattle was scoring, people that didn't watch it.

Seattle was scoring by just getting it up there to a point where they could just kick it through the post. So it's like we're watching A-mail. Also, not even doing the cool touchdown thing. No, not to the end. Ah. When it was just the game was over anyway. It's one of those things where I couldn't care less if you'd said the Patriots had won.

Totally. Or it's Seattle. But just for some water cooler chat today, it's nice to just be across what's going on in the world. There were some fun things though. Normally, speaking of water cooler, They don't show the colour of the gatorade that they pour over the coach because it's a big thing, it's a big thing that they bet on. Is that an actual thing they do?

I thought that was just a Hollywood thing. No, no, no, they really do. Oh, throw it over you, me? Yeah, that's a real thing. Well, Super Bowl, especially. The winning team. The losers don't get to do that. They'll go over there.

They go drink their gatorade. They'll throw the gatorade on the winning coach. And you can bet on what color. Shut your mouth. And it is a big controversy in sports books over there because they showed the... Bottles? No, they showed...

because it's like a big cold. It looks like a big cauldron, big orange Gatorade bucket. Oh, so it's already on the field. You don't see the little water boys pouring in it. No, no, no, no. They showed them mixing it. And normally they don't show it until the reveal is the poor. So what color?

It was orange. No, no, we'll see. You'd think so. No, it was yellow. Did you have money on yellow? No, I don't, I'm not a gambling man, but it was, I would have probably said orange. Or blue, maybe. I was going to say, when I think of Gatorade,

I think of blue Gatorade. Yellow. But I think some people got in and people got in and saw, because obviously the sports bookers weren't expecting because they never show it. They never show it. And those bottles you buy from the survey, they're only what? 450, 600 mil. Like you need a lot of those to fill up an Ski.

Leaders, 20 latest. Someone's going to leak that information. The problem is I think that they figured out some people got in quick and bet on it before they took it down because they went to travel. trading. I'm sorry. Straight to jail. Spathe them. And pardon me, you said mixing it. Why, you need to mix gayaway? Oh, they had a huge mixing stick like this. Like they were churning butter.

No, because it looks like a big sachet, like a huge packet of like flour almost. They make for sports teams. And they just open it up and pour it in. They've got to mix it. It's just like the normal mix you have a home. I'm learning so much about the Super Bowl. And then there was the, there were the people in the halftime show, like the tree people. His name is Bad Bunny. No, no, no, no. The tree people.

You know, the tree people? I did watch it. And they're running out, they're waving at people. Yes. They got like, they got like apparently paid pretty well to do that too. Well, I would hope so. It's quite the spectacle. Now, keep in mind, $17 an hour might not sound like a lot.

But over there, I think is a lot. Absolutely. When you live in a tip economy, especially. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're smiling, laughing, having a good time. Hey, Mom, I was a tree for Super Bowl. Not bad. I would have done it.

You know when your kid comes home, they're like, oh, they put out the rolls for the musical. What are you playing? Oh, I'm playing the Boulder. I'm playing the tree. Not usually the exciting role, but at the Super Bowl. I was normally the main. You'd take tree. Of course, you were the star.

I was not a star. I was always the love interest. Were you? Yep. Because you're just gorgeous, baby. Only because the best guy in our drama school was also ethnic, so I always got cast opposite him. Really?

Always. He was the Romeo to my Juliet. Because he was ethnic. What was he from? He's Turkish. Dennis, Ak Dennis. He's gone on to do great things. Dennis Act Dennis.

Dennis. Yes, he's gone on to do great things. So if I Google him, I find his name? Absolutely, you will. Dennis, Act, Dennis. He's my claim to fame. He might be the most famous person I've kissed.

Really? Yep. Oh, I have kissed an AFL footballer. What's that? He's an All-Australian. You're from Melbourne, that makes it. Sorry. Sorry, you.

That's right. Dennis, Jack, Dennis. No, Dennis. Oh, you've just spelled it wrong, but that's okay. D-E-N-I-Z, my friend. Deniz. Deniz, he's Turkish, I told you. He's a dope name as well.

Denys. There he's Australian actor. Act Dens. Oh, he's gorgeous. Isn't he gorgeous? Oh, wow. What up, Dan? See?

High potential. Tomorrow when the war began. You might know that, the flight attendant. I do know that. Anyway, most famous person up is. Okay, some pretty cool movies. Good on him. But because he was so good and kept getting the leads, I inadvertently also got leads.

Had to smooch him because it looked like you actually looked good. Dennis, Ak Dennis. Wow. Where is it? Good morning to you. Good morning, Dennis, Act Dennis. Look at those eyes. I thought it was Dennis middle name, Act and then Dennis.

But it's Act Dennis one word. That's right, Dennis, like Dennis. It's like if your name was Rowan, Ak Rowan. I like his Instagram. Rowan, yeah, Rowan. That's right. You're essentially trying to do it. Oh, he was in Agents of Shield.

He's done Marvel. Okay, sorry, let's move on. This has nothing to do with the show. No, it doesn't, but that's okay. Just sorry, the shy guy. It's just because Jess kissed him once. I wanted to know all about him. Of course.

I appreciate your kid. Who's the most famous person you've kissed? I know you've hugged Selena. That's pretty good. That's on part with me kissing Dennis Act Dennis. I haven't kissed anyone famous. No one famous. I tell you, trust me.

We'll have a smooch later, then you can sit and say to me. The big dog with unbelievable scenes. You're going to call Dennis, Ak Dennis. Oh, yes, Dennis, Ak, Dennis for sure. Oh, my God, I said he played Aladdin that makes. He looks like it. He does. He looks like a great Aladdin.

He does. He looks like the hair, the smoldering eyes. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow, wow. I got jazz music on a minute. Gorgeous. He's also happily married. Oh, on you, Dennis. Beautiful one.

You don't know that. You don't know that. Oh, yes, I do. You do know that. They post a lot of topless picks together. Well, it sounds like they might not be. If they're really rolling that out. Good morning, shy guy.

Morning. Who's the most famous person you've kissed? No one. Imagine if he says like Jennifer Lopez. But you know what? I'd bloody believe it. The shy guy just sliding into J-Lo's DMs and getting her attention. Hey, baby.

Did you enjoy the Super Bowl yesterday? Ugh. Yeah. It was boring. It was a boring game. It was a boring game. Did you enjoy Bad Bunny? I enjoyed parts of it.

But I'm not the biggest bit bad Bunny. fan and I don't speak Spanish. That's fair. Well than a great 15 minutes. You can enjoy the vibes. Yeah. Even without knowing the language. I like the set.

The set was cool. Glad you could take something away. Yeah, it was cool. Rowan, enough jibba jabber. Yeah, not only are we running out the bed, we haven't even said good morning to the Oskonda. Oh, the Babs. She's decided to rock in today.

Hello, sweet babes. Good morning. Do you have a good time at Laneway? I had the best time. Best festival I've gone to in a long time. Fantastic to hear. Your blog is coming up today. I'm sure we'll unpack a bit more Rowan.

Yes, lots on today, including couples alpha bucks. And next, we find out the physical peak for humans. Physical peak, guys. It's a little bit concerning for some of us in the room. Not me. I've gone right up to it. I've gone right up to it. My whole life has been up to it.

Leading to this moment. Is he out of shape? No, no. I peaked kissing Dennis Act Dennis. Wow. This is Jess and Rowan. How are you going with all your exercising? You're doing well?

Are you feeling strong? Thank you for asking. Not this week because I'm on the rags, but. And it's not a famously strong week. No, it's not. I've asked Angus to go buy a sirloin so I can just up my eye. You've got to pump a steak, yeah. I went this morning and I'll be honest, I can't have.

I did it. You fluffed it through. But I fluffed it through and I lied on the app. So my coach, Steph sees that I did it, but I lied about my weights. Yeah, but you can be like, I was on the rag, Steph. Yeah, you're right, but there is no link on the app that she's checking me in, There should be the rag link, for sure. I need to be able to click a button.

Sorry, is that funny, sugar? Thanks. I thought it was. I need to be able to click Shark Week and she knows. That's why my numbers. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Just have a little jaws, maybe. I've never heard Shark Week.

You've never heard of that? In my life. You've never heard that? No, in refer. Yeah, yeah. Never. Never. How you understand?

You got my, that was a gut laugh. Well done. Which, can I tell you, can I be honest with you? You haven't given me many of those. So that was really. That was hilarious. Something special for me. That was really funny.

I just tried to say, he's just not a big laugher. I'm like, no, he is. I'm just not earning them. Oh, so you've gone home and thought about this? Yes. Really? Yep. So that really did a lot for myself as well.

You don't think that I think you're funny? I don't, no, no. I don't think I have made you laugh. Yes. Much. Yeah, let's keep that way. That's the dynamic I want. No, that's what I'm saying.

You are funny. It's not on you. Oh, I know I'm hilarious. But you. Well, wow, now sounds offensive. But you. That was funny. I need more Shark Week gear.

Well, that's what I'm saying. All my gear is going to be period gear. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. Babs are going to have to brainstorm later. Other ways. She's not going to... Shark Weeks with yours.

She's going to know. She's back to Laneway. She already took the day off. Where does she go? Oh, that shit. Hello, welcome. Hi, sorry, I had to get some from the printer. Okay.

It's a photo of a wall. To make you laugh. Well, I was just going to say, I have a story here, but probably not going to talk about it now. No, it's kissed up. We'd run out of time because we really blew out of the top. I know. I was going to just get moving down. This is Jess and Rowan.

We're doing Bab's blog. She was away in Sydney. Had a day off from the show as well yesterday. We're going to get her updates on Laneway. She did 30,000 steps. So there's a lot of ground she covered. So we have to cover the same amount of ground. Nice.

You know what I'm saying? Literally and metaphorically. Absolutely. And I want to know if she saw Chapel Roan's nipples. She obviously headlined Laneway. Boob. And those boo. We're trending after the Grammys.

They have boobs, man. They are boobs. Stunning boobs. We salute the boob. I am proud for our show to salute the boob. The boob or her boob? Ooh, I think boob in general. Most boob or boob.

Is she, like, the boob, but as a collective, we celebrate the boob? Who would be the boob? Interesting. Michael Bubli. Ah, see, now we talk. Nice. You've been too clever there. I would like to keep it as shallow and surface level.

It's too early in the week for that kind of clever. And he doesn't even drink coffee. I don't know how you. You must have had a good night's sleep. Michael Boobley is the boob, but in terms of the show boob mascot. Not the boob that Jess and Rowan stand for, yeah. But see,

I would say maybe Kylie Jetta would be the boobs. She got boobs. But they're not real boobs. But also, Rowan, she's a billionaire. She doesn't need us. Billionaire boobs. They're billionaire boobs. He said it.

He looked at him in this. He went, I was like, billionaire boobs. Wait, are we a boobs or a bum show? Oh, boob show?

A boob show. We've all got bombs. Yeah. Not all of us got boobs. You don't. I do. Why would you do that to yourself? Have more respect.

That was a test. You passed. Thank you. I've been told off enough. Thank you. Well, you must have said too much then. A new study reveals that we hit to the physical peak

at the age 35. How old am I turning in April? 35. See, you've got like two months to be... Your birthday sooner. Your March? Yeah, March 19. You'll be 34.

Oh, you're on the precipice, babe. I got a whole year until my physical peak. And, guys, this is what I've been saying. I have been running up to this moment. I love that. You know, my 20s, pretty fit, you know, early 20s. But even in your youth, sporty. Very sporty.

Were your basketballer? Yeah, grew early. Then all my mates grew to six four, six, five. I did nothing. You were six foot in you six. I'm all torso. Why is that, by the way? I'm all torso. Well, I sit next to my mate's in the cab and it's like, we are eye to eye.

We get out of the car. Dylan is another that tall. Because he's got more leg. All shin. I was like, why did I get his shin? Well, what about your mother and father? How are their shins? It's all genetics.

Yeah, maybe short shin. You blame them. Are your short shin family? I resemble my mother's father, Maxwell. Grandpa Max. Max. Grandpa. G, G, dad.

That's Gid Dad. And he wasn't there tall. I'm tall than Gita, but I'm not tall than my old man. I didn't even get tall the mild man. I thought that was very weird. I don't think Angus is taller than his dad. Pete, the Heat is tall. He's tall, isn't he?

Whereas my brother is about a whole torso above my dad. It's weird genetics. He's big, isn't he? He's big. He's big boy. He's tall. So anyway, I've got a whole year. You've got two months to get there to the physical peak.

I've got a whole year. Now, you know, I get to just. lead into 35, when I get to 35, I'll just be shredded. That's how it works. But what I'm hearing, Rowan, you'll be... Don't laugh like that, please. You'll be at the top of Everest at 35, because you've worked now for a year. Well, it's downhill for everyone, apparently.

And then it's downhill. Yeah, it's downhill for everyone. But also, it's important. It's never too late. If all the podcasts I'm listening to about women's health and bone density are to be believed, it's never too late. No, see, when I was younger in radio, actually, the boss we have now. You used to say to me when I was in my early 20s,

He used to go, you care. I got to go to the gym, mate. I can't go out to this thing. Who cares, mate? Fix it in your 30s. They used to all say, fix it in your 30s. Like the one piece of advice. And I go, who cares?

And then I got progressively work. And now it's mid-30s and I'm like, I better fix it. Well, you've got to get your stories in your 20s. Got to learn the lessons in your 30s and then have something to reflect on in your 40s. Yeah. You know? So hopefully I just don't reflect on. I should have got healthier when I was in my 40s.

This is true. Jess and Rowan. I don't know what taste with the clever live. Hey, it's Babs. And this is my blog. Commence Operation

Superstar Brat. This is my blog. Don't mistake it for Rowan's blog. This is my block. Babs is time to shine. Hello Babs. Good morning. You got an extra pep in your step today,

sweetheart. I do. I'm very rested. Oh, man. She took Monday off, Rowan. You shouldn't have said that. That's actually really disrespectful with the rest of the team.

Wow. Well, I didn't get home until 3 a.m. No, no. Is it three or four? What was it? Three. He said three or four, I am. Rowan, my issue, she's revealed to me off air. I'm bringing it on air. You know nothing sacred between us.

Sure. Went to Lainway on Sunday. Said to us late last week, guys, I'm going to log a day, take Monday off. Because I'm going to stay in Sydney after the concert. Bitch drove home. Could have come in. I got home at 3 o'clock.

Yeah, so the show starts at 6. You are a sprightly young 20. She's 24. Wait, hang on. No resilience, the young ones anymore. Okay. What's on the blog? Well, I was going to talk about my sisterhood moment during Chapel Roan.

Please. Well, I had a real big, like, sisterhood moment during Chapel Roan because she was the headliner of Laneway. I'm going to need some Pink Pony Club or something. Are you on that now? I think so. What song do you like of hers? I like, yeah. Oh, H-O-T-O-G-O is also.

That was very good. That was hot to go. That would be my pick. Take your time. We'll wait. Oh, it doesn't have the hook on it. It never does. Why not?

That one will. What did you want? I want H-O-T-O-G-O. Oh yeah, no, that one. Chess was looking at it and she said the wrong one deliberately. No, no. We changed. What do you want now?

We want H-O-T-O-G-O. Pop to go. Okay, well, this is playing while I do it. She speaking. So Laneway was probably the best festival that I've gone to in a very long time. The artists were very good, very good vibe. The toilets were clean the whole time, which was a bonus. That's fantastic.

But there was a moment during Chapel Road where I looked around. And I was like, wow, I'm having the best time. This is so nice. This is a real bonding experience with people that were around me. So, you know, Chapel's playing. Everyone's, we're all screaming and jumping up. down like idiots, but there's this girl in front of me. I don't know who she was.

And she yells out, like, F you, Kyle, you made me move to Brisbane or something. I don't know, Kyle, but I was like, you know what, stuff you, Kyle. Like, yeah, you made a move to. So she is having this empowered moment listening to the Queen. Yes, yeah. That she just exclaimed. Yeah. I don't need you, Kyle.

Yeah, she was like, I had to move to Brisbane for you, like, stuff you, Kyle. Was Kyle there? No, but I was like, you know what? I don't know, Kyle, but stuff you, Kyle, they're making her move to Brisbane. We're going to put it out there as well. Stuff you, Kyle? So she's obviously come back. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Come back for... Uprooted her life for a stupid boy. For Kyle. He's obviously broken her heart. Yep. But then it was just like really nice. We're all singing and then, you know, my friends would turn around and be like, oh my God.

Like, Billy, this one's relatable to you. And I'm like, yep, so true. This is so good. The HOTT OGO. Yeah, of course. And we're all dancing. We're all doing the HOTD. Like, O'Don.

I was like, thank God the guys let me have a day off. Like this day. You're welcome. You're welcome. Wait to get a number or something. What do you mean? The Kyle lady? What?

Because I wanted to be friends with her. Yeah. No. No. But it was just like nice. Like, I don't know these people, but it was just a really nice, like, you know, like everyone's going through it. I was like, yep, this is beautiful.

I really like taking a moment. You're not all going through it. Just that one chick. We all were. We were. You were as well? Yeah, I was. Welcome to.

What are you? What are you? Hey, we've all had a Kyle, Rowan. Yeah, we've all had a Kyle. We've all had a Kyle. Have you heard of Kyle? I haven't met one. You've ever met a Kyle?

No. Well, no. He's to work with a car. You've never had a guy. Well, that's the only car that I can think of. Have you met Carl? Yeah. Okay, so you met a car.

You're lying to me now. It doesn't need to actually... It doesn't need to actually... It doesn't need to actually be named Kyle. But the embodiment of... It's a metaphorical car. It's a metaphorical car. So you guys don't get it.

Yeah. See, not in sisterhood. But, yeah. I get it. And I actually really like the idea of screaming it out to the universe. It was really nice. In amongst a bunch of strangers and feeling the collective power of every... What's this Kyle ever done to you?

Why are you cursing out this poor car? You don't know him. Rowan. But sisterhood, you know. We've all had a Kyle. So whilst Babs might not have been a Kyle, we've all had the experience of someone. Yeah. Screwing us over.

But now I feel really bad for all Kyle, actually, to be honest. Because now it's just like if your name's Kyle, you're an asshole. It's the same as Karen. That's my mother's name. I know, but I'm saying she's been lumped in with all of them. Why has my mother been looped into this? Because her name's Karen. Thank you.

That's what I'm saying. Kyle is almost like the male equivalent. So we can say curse you and let out our demons. I'll be cursing Kyle. Yeah. Okay. I don't think the boys get it, but I don't think they get it. I don't think the boys get it.

Anyway, yeah. I thought chicks hated each other. Like, that's what I thought. No, no, no, no. No. That's not true. You're on the wrong side of the internet roll. We went to take the room.

Yeah, you were going to. Yeah, camera on. This is Jessen Rowling. Jess and Rowan's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. Yes, mixing it up a little bit this week. Obviously Valentine's Day is coming up. So we are doing Valentine's Day alpha bucks couples. That's right.

One of you gets to play at 7. The other gets to play at 8. Yes, of course. $10,000 up for grabs for both of you. Of course it's on the line. We have a complimentary, supplementary runner-up prize. If you don't win the 10 from our friends at Minks Erotic Boutique. But more than that, Rowan.

It's about the glory. and bragging rights. Because what's the best part of being in a relationship? Having something over them. Being better than the other one. Being better. And making sure they know it. I mean, I like to let Lucy know that I'm the better one.

Well, my issue is Angus is better than me in almost every... Oh. Well, you're better at birthing children. Thank you. You're welcome. I'd be better at Alpha Bucks. You were... I have been playing for 10 years.

We need to do that. We should, yeah. I'll get you and Kelsey to play at some of a minute. Although I think Lucy would beat me. Lucy's knowledgeable lady, been together for four years. Sorry. I've been with my husband eight. Daniel, who we meet, yeah, married five together, right.

Daniel, who we're meeting this morning, you and your partner, Catherine, haven't been together that long. Is that correct, Dan? No, we've only been together nine months, first Valentine's together. Correct. The relationship baby. So, you are looking to get obviously some superiority over Catherine by saying, I am better at Alpha Bucks.

A brave game. No, not at all. I think she'll do better than me. Oh, okay. You're just in it for the 10 grandale. Oh, I'm just trying to have some fun. Oh, come on. That's very sweet.

Oh, look, it'll be handy. The money would be very handy. Of course. What would you spend the money on? Some house repairs we're doing at the moment. Okay. Oh, sorry, together nine months, but you're living together. You've got a house.

Let's, um. Oh, yeah, she's met him with me. Okay. Well, one thing stands between you. Glory and some house renovations. It's the letter O, Daniel. O for oven. All right?

Okay. Your time will start after the first question. You're ready to rock? Yes. Starting with letter O, we need you to name. A clothing item. Pass. An adverb.

Oh, um. Pass. A musical. Hop an honour. A sunglasses brand. God, you've got me this morning. Oakley. A lunchbox snack.

Pass. A shape? Oblong. A female actress. Olivia Ninjohn. An occupation. Oh, I'm tough. Well, thank God we got two.

We got two. Yeah, no, I'm horrible at that one. Mate, that's my bad. You said Oppenheimer. I had to hold it in. That was hilarious. That's the best answer ever. That's...

Yeah, I know. I have no idea I don't do musicals. It's one of those things. where you go, I'd rather you say something than pass. Totally. But when it's Oppenheimer, you may as well do it. How are they going to be on stage doing the bomb? Like, how's that going to happen?

Someone plays the bomb, obviously. As I said, I reckon Catcher will do away. That's what I will. Well, she has to beat two for the glory. Mate, she might not. She might have to get one. Ma' you never know. Anything can happen in this game, and that's the beauty of it.

Daniel, of course, you don't walk away empty-handed. You and Catherine have that a minks adult boutique pack to share. Redifying adult shopping. Thank you very much, guys. Visit online or in store to get your elegant gifts just in time of Valentine's Day. Danny didn't do so well. Maybe Catherine will do. She could do three.

Hey man, the pressure might get to her, you never know. Totally. Up next, Rowan. Yep. I'm calling all my tall friends to the stage. You don't usually get to be front road because you block all the shorties in the dance concept. We want you at the front. Exactly.

We want you at the front. You got a chance at that cooker of the week prize. I'll give you the details on the other side of this. This is Jessen Rowan. 048-18-1069 is our text number. Yeah, send a text. It's very easy. We love to receive your text.

Shy guy is standing by to refresh and refresh. Otherwise, 13, 10, 60, we always love to chat to you. My tallies. Tollies. Tallies. Step to the front of the stage, please. How tall we're thinking? Six to and up?

Do you know what? I guess if you have come across a problem that you are a contributing to height, that's what I want to hear. It's a great description. Maybe you're 5-7, which I think is pretty average in Australia, but in the situation you found yourself. 5-7, no way could be tall. In any scenario.

Well, maybe in the doorway you bumped your head. That is a problem. No way. What I want to know is the problem you were faced because of your height. We can do shorties another day, but right now I'm looking for tall people problems. The tall people problem. Because one of my mates, family friend, childhood friend, he's known me my whole life is a couple of years older than me.

He's a tall fella. I reckon he's pushing 6-3, if not 6-4, Rowan. That's tall. That's tall. His dad told my mum, who told me a hell of a story. Well, they hear it, yeah. Anthony, as an 8-year-old, okay? He'd be 36 now.

As an 8-year-old, goes up to the theme parks with his family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. wants to go on one of the rides. Now, I tried to message him last night. He's left me on red. I think I tried to confirm the ride. Let's just say it was the Tower of Terror. Okay.

For argument's sake, right? Tries to go on with his dad. Gets rejected. With he's told. Too small. Too small at eight years old, Rowan. Okay. He has now grown up.

All these years later has a family of his own. And he says to his wife, all right, school holidays, we are going to the thing. Parkes, he's got two young boys. I am taking my boys to write the wrongs of my youth. Okay. It's never been back to movie world or dream world. That is a bit triggering.

I get it. I get it. I can't wait to write the wrongs with my own boys with the next generation. How do they? They would be maybe going on the age he was. I reckon the oldest is seven. Okay. And he's little one, maybe six or whatever.

So these are tall kids too. A tall kid. Okay, yeah, yeah. We write the wrongs. They line up, okay. For the Tower of Terror. He gets to the front. You know, long queue, school holidays, it's busy.

They didn't pay for the... Fast pass. He didn't pay for the fast pass. No fast pass here. He gets to the front of the queue. 18-year-old work and the security. Safety thing goes, sorry, brother. You are too tall to ride in this ride.

They hate him. They hate him. Anthony has waited two decades to write this wrong. Well, how tall do you have to be? It's safer. I didn't know. there was a too tall. Was there a knobbly knee type of thing?

We know there's a too short. We all know about the height stick. We've all been rejected from the height stick. Totally. He was too tall to now ride this ride. Well, that's his fault. He's waited too long. He's waited too long.

But I think he was so traumatized as a little kid and how sad for the family they've waited in line. Oh, no. Anthony's too small. He goes back all these years later, 2026. Now too tall. So what about the kids? Kids go on or everyone just said no.

They were in the, mom didn't want to ride the ride. It was going to be dad's thing with the boys. So they all had to shuffle out of the queue. My mom should have stepped in and gone, I'll get it boys. She had the bag. She was miles away. She didn't see all this going on. So by the time they get out of the queue, she's like, what's happened?

I got rejected for being too tall. You'd be furious. How sad is that? All those years later. You're a tall boy. Have you ever gotten into some strife? No, never. Are you perfect height?

Well, I'm not tall enough. You're not six, three. I'd love to be 6364. No, but then you can't go on the Tower of Terror of Terror. Who cares? I'd just like to look over people and ask me how the weather is. 13, 1060. Yeah.

Or 04-8-8-106-9. Oh my God, why am I asking you? You're tall. You are a damn tall. You've seen you have to crouch as you enter a doorway. You've got a lank going on kind of a lot. Long leavers. Have you ever run into strife?

Uncomfortable on a plane, I imagine. Yeah, just seating in like the backseat of a car is always a bit of a struggle. It was not a big car. God forbid you have to. And he's sitting behind me as well because I had the seat back a fair bit. I think you've been in my front seat, but I've got the car seat. So I'm like, no, no, you've got to push your knees up against the dashboard. I don't want Lucia clamped.

But yeah, it's a problem. Tall people. My tall mates always have problems with planes. Sometimes my mate Dylan, my best mate, Dylan, he's about 6-6. Oh, damn. 6-6. He won't like me saying 6-5, but he's about 6-6. We'll say 6-6.

He will, like if we're sharing a house somewhere, he will fight to the death about getting the bigger bed. Like fight to the death. So we now will make sure we get there early so that he doesn't get it as a bit of a lull for my boys. Is there anything funnier than seeing a grown man's shins hanging off the edge of the bed? But it's all planes. He can't, like he has to get an exit road.

Yes. He has to pay for more. You're paying extra. He tried to call it a disability one that we hit him. Dylan, shut up, mate. Shut up, mate. That's not fair, bro. 13, 1060.

Has your height caused you some dramas? Yeah. Are you two, too? This is Jess and Rowan. Just quickly, Rowan. We were touching on tall people problems. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After I shared a family friend of ours at eight years old,

was traumatised when he visited one of the theme parks, was rejected for being too short. Uh-huh. We've all been there, my two-year-old rejected from the teacups the other day, Rowan. No. And I hope she's not traumatized. She had to watch her tall friend have a go. She had to stand on the sidelines.

But he was rejected at eight years old, too short. He finally returns about three. Two and a half decades later with his own sons. So I'm going to write the wrongs of my past. Hell yeah. All right. He gets to the front. Rejected for being too tall.

Apparently, you can be too tall on a ride. Brittany text us. Oh, hey, Britt. 048-18-106.9. You want to know a funny fact? Anthony's sister, Brittany. I wonder if it's the same family. Interesting.

My bear. Good bear. Brittany says, my husband is so tall. He's about 6'2. He can see over the shower rail. If he wants to wash his hair, he has to, and now she's had a typo. He has to F down, she says. And then she's corrected.

Duck down, duck down, duck down. He's 6'2. I'm 5 foot, so he can also crop me out of his pictures if he ever needs to. Great cool. Great cool. I always use him to get the bowls down. How tall? 6-2.

That's how it is. 6-2's not that tall. Brittany Rowan wants to know how tall your husband is. 6-2's tall. 6-2's tall, but it's not, it's not over. They must have a small shower. It's not gigantic tall. No.

Six two, you're not going to... Do you have to duck in your shower? It's not my shower, but I've stayed in Airbnbs and hotels where it's... If they're just wall mounted and they're not, you know, flexible, you would have to be bending. You'd be six one, right? You'd be six one, yeah. It's some Airbnb's, I'm just saying, like, this shower sucks. Give me a rainhead one.

What about, um... It's often the shorties complaining, but the tallies, let's spare a moment. I thought that text was about to say that he was so tall that he could, when he's having a wee in a cubicle, he could see a, he could see a, over. When you lock the door, no privacy there. You know that really tall basketball? They're all really tall. They're specifically like a seven foot guy.

He would never be able to use a cubicle. Big Hughes are pervert. Because you'd have to sit down but then his knees would touch his chin. Oh my God. Perverse. Sparital. So it's all seven foot as a perverts. Not all of them.

This is Jess and Rowan. Now I wanted to, I found a list online. I wanted to go over because it's about the current home design trends that are becoming outdated. And I just know you're redoing your home. We've only had 11 shows, Rowan, but the number of hats you have worn in our short tenure together. Now you've got your interior design hat on. I put another hat on.

There you go. I like that hat. It's a nice. It's a nice as well. Check us out. Just enrol on socials. Now, there's a few. There's a lot here.

It's like 16 here, but I've just picked out a few that I think maybe you potentially would like to do. I shouldn't have these in the house. And I'll tell you if I've put a deposit on them yet. They're becoming outdated and it's up to you whether you get them on. not. Because it's all personal, isn't it? I'm not building the house for architectural digest. I'm building it for me.

Well, this one in particular, are you doing this? They're mostly in apartments, so maybe you're not doing it. When the oven is next to the fridge, becoming outdated. Is your oven going to be next to the fridge? Well, there's a little bit of bench in between, but yes, it's next to the fridge. How big do you think my kitchen is? Where else could it go? Every time you use the oven, the fridge needs to draw more power because it's coming from

the same little area, apparently. How much space needs to be? between now. I've got to go back to my joinery lady. You better check, you better check, mate. There's a bit of bench. You better check it out. Yeah, my oven is so expensive.

People would like, some of these are just silly. But I would like to see return to more storage space. How are you going for storage? Like, you'd have, because it's like, you'd have 900 pots. So many pots. You know what my issue is platters. How many platters do I need? Where do you put your platters?

They're massive. Oh my God. You know what I've asked Angus to build? Dividers. Because I'd like them all to have their own area. So it's taking up a lot of my space. So not only are you getting joiners and fixes. you're getting your husband to make things as well.

Yeah, because if he can do it a bit cheaper, I don't like them stacked on each other because the one at the bottom's carrying too much of the load. I don't want it to crack. Are you doing farmhouse sinks? Yes. Outdated and awful. Get rid of them.

Bad, bad. I knew it. I knew you'd be doing it fine. A farmhouse if anyone is unaware, Shangang, or a farmhouse sink is it where it's juts out. Babe, you're in the suburbs. With the little rivets. With the rivets.

Oh, you did show us. Yeah, yeah. I showed you. It's outdated. I'm getting me farmhouse. from Italy. Are you? My sink, yeah, I'll get an important.

I can see right then. Oh, when the appliances are hidden by like matching the walls and they look like cabinets, outdated, you're doing that? You're doing that with your dishwasher? Okay, hang on. No, no, it sounds like, yes. Dish washer, yes, fridge, no. Is that a pass mark?

I'll give you that one. The fridge does feel a bit worse. My mom has a fully integrated kitchen. Oh, outdated. Is that what it's called? Integrated is where your joinery covers up. Dish washer covers fridge covers freezer. That's rich people's stuff for saying.

You don't get to see anything. Okay. What happens if your fridge breaks just quickly? Do you have to get a whole new cup of? Oh, mate. That is a great question. I would have no idea. I would imagine you've got to get a fridge that fits.

Because you pretty much have to unscrew the hinge off the door. It's not been five grand or something. Get a custom fridge. What are those boozy? Sub-zero. Wouldn't you want it? You knock on the door? You knock on it.

You can see what's in there. You get one of them? No, because I just don't think I need that. But the French door. Yeah, I would like a French top. They're sexy. Anything French. Oh, okay.

You may be doing this one. barn doors inside and Scandinavian stick furniture. I don't know what Scandinavian stick furniture is. You do the barn doors inside. I love a barn door. You're the suburbs, babe, not good. Not good. No, no, pantry is different to just having a...

So wait, hang on, you're doing a barn door as the pantry door. Correct. But no other barn doors in the house? Well, then, yes, from the laundry to the outside. You know, the stable, so half of it can open. So, you know, if you had a horse, it could stick its head out. You do, kind of. The journey is quite big.

Thank you, Rowan. He is. So that's outdated. You know what they're saying? They are saying open concept is becoming a little bit outdated. Oh my God. We've knocked out all the walls to make it open concept. Sounds like you're doing a really...

We're doing a backwards. Renno. Sorry, Rowan. They want to go back to tiny rooms. I don't agree with that one. We're going to cross that one out. If we didn't knock the walls out, do you know how small each of those spaces would be? Isn't it an illusion of a bit more airiness?

Isn't that a good thing? Oh, my God. I hate these things. You can't please. anyone? What about Kitchen Island? You don't want a kitchen island? Absolutely.

Are you doing seats where everyone faces the same way? Well, yeah. Well, that's outdated too. Oh my God. Which way are they meant to face? Wherever way you want, but they're going to look at each other. Have I thought to put chairs the whole way around? Why would you sit at, apparently?

That's a breakfast bar. It's a breakfast bar. But they're saying an island, if you have all the seats all facing the one way, you have to turn and look at each other, like you're at a bar. No, but the idea is that I'm in the kitchen, sauteing, you know, doing a few things. And you was my guest and shy guy and... Exactly. You can sit there nicely. I'm the star of the show. You watch me. But I guess once I take a seat, you're right, we are all sitting at a countertop diner style.

Oh my God. My dad's really concerned about the resale value and I went, Dad, I'm not building this house for resale. I'm building it for my family. He goes, no one else is going to like this stuff. The last one I think he's right. That's true. He's not far off. He's not far off. The last thing here that you might be doing, you doing brass pictures or anything close to brass like rose gold or something. Outdated. So at 830 last night. It looked horrific in the 70s and 80s and it still looks terrible. Rowan, at 830 last night, I had a call with my...

Brass guy. Well, my tapware importer. You have a tapware importer? So you're getting imports to look outdated. I'll get in the tap, the sink, the pot filler. How much is the pop filler? Wait, wait, wait, pot filler tap and what was the other thing? And the farmhouse sink.

How much four three? From Italy. How much for all three? Go to see me. All the tap and the... No, no. Give me all three. You don't have to...

Actually, I'll advise it if you like, but just give me the round total. Round total. All three. I can't. It's embarrassing. Because Babs is listening. Write it down. Write it down.

Show the room. Shog, I don't double it like you said you would. Okay? That's one. Don't say it. It's in. 04,0008-1069. How much do you think it was, how much do you think it is?

Yeah. I didn't even know you could get them that expensive. But sorry. I've given you a dirty there. They're giving me 30% off. Off that price. For some Fon. Yeah, for some Fon.

This is Jess and Rowan. Taylor Swift's done the Super Bowl. Hasn't she? She's done there yet? No, because remember the drama last year. She could be next. Shacking up with Travis every while. Oh, part of the game.

Part of the plan. And then she didn't. Didn't do it. Bad Bunny did it this year. The most streamed artist in the world. Never ever had more fun listening to something that I didn't know any of the words of. I enjoyed your real yesterday. on Instagram.

You got your Latino on. I saw you shaking your hips. I was moving on the cat. He made history the first Super Bowl halftime performer to do the whole thing in Spanish. Yeah. Obviously brought out some guests that did sing in English, but yes, his whole thing. Spanish. His whole thing.

We were expecting to see like Cardi B. Didn't see any Cardi B, but she was there in his little Casita. That's right. The opening. Jessica Alba. Pedro Pasca. Oh, he's a good looking man, isn't he? Pedro's stunning.

I thought, has he got a mic on? Is he going to do something? And they're on top of that build. We're doing the wedding and then Lady Gaga sings. For all the rumoured collaborations, People Bad Bunny was going to bring out, Jailo, Shakira, Cardi B, was up there. No one whispered Lady Gaga to me. I must say, Rowan, thank you to Shy Guy.

A couple of my other friends, Angus included. Text me straight away. I wasn't watching, but I get texts. I got inundated. I assumed you were watching. I didn't text you because I was like everyone's going to be texting out. Tell me you're watching. And I was like, oh, it must be that good.

And then Shagai went, Gaga. It's Gaga. I wouldn't have texted you otherwise. I appreciate you, Shagga. Then Ricky came out. Ricky. Oh my God, Ricky Martin. It was a double whammy for me.

A fellow proud Puerto Rican. God, he's good, isn't he? Ricky is fantastic. That was unbelievable. I was more, I mean, I was more impressed with Ricky Martin. Because I was, I wanted to see some Ricky. I feel like we'd seen a lot of Gaga. Well, she just has been in the country.

To be fair. So has Ricky. Someone did... Was he in the country last? I saw him early December and then I saw Gaga mid-December. They followed each other. But yes, Ricky Martin. Oh my God.

A lot of ladies losing their mind at Ricky. But Bad Bunny and classic anything this day and age, divided the internet. Divided America. Trump had a great tweet. Obviously very divisive. Trumpy. Trumpy? Mm-hmm.

Said it was awful and ridiculous. You know, it's been the most stream since the 2018 halftime show. So apparently the same, the biggest one ever. The biggest one ever. Rowan, how do you feel about, I don't know what part of the American government put it on or who funded it? But then the conflicting halftime show, the All-American half-time show. Yeah, yeah. From a turning point, USA.

That I think four people tuned in to watch. I still don't. I never know what Republicans are Democrats mean. So they have more people on the lineup for it, but they all pulled it. Yeah, like 48 hours beforehand. I could have done it. For the turning point. Yeah, for that coverage, whatever you want to call that.

Sure. But it was like such a big, it was like a big moment. It was wonderful. Love that moment of him giving the, we thought, I originally thought giving the Grammy to his younger child self. I thought that's what he was doing. But no, that child was taken with his father in the ICE protest. And then after all the protests, they were obviously released back.

That was that actual key. My kid looks so happy to have the Grammy. I hope he got it back though. That Grammy's a big deal. You reckon it was the real Grammy. No way. You reckon it was a prop. It'd be a, you can buy them.

Like, you can buy all those award show ones. You know, you can. Obviously, only you have access to them once you've won them, but you can buy them. It was a very joyful 13 minutes. And that fake wedding was great. Pallie was real. It wasn't fake, yeah. I mean, to be fair, as a civil marriage celebrant, I didn't say them sign any documents.

Bit different in America, I think, isn't it? Probably wouldn't have been great for the choreography. But apparently that was a real pastor or whatever, and he actually married those two people. Yeah, I think gorgeous. Well, because they had invited bad money to his, to their wedding. Shut up. Well, they just too randos. And he said, you know what you should do?

Come to my Super Bowl, half-time show. That's what happened. They were like, there was a bit more behind it. I needed to probably research a bit more. But they said, we would love to have you at our wedding. Would you come? And he said, you know, he could do. Why don't you come to my party?

Bring a priest. It's the middle of the Super Bowl. There'll be a little bit of football either side. It's going to be watching it. It is funny watching it down there. And it's like a full show. like it's watching like a live show. And then peeking through like the stage is like seas of people.

Like, yeah, it's crazy to watch. It's crazy. But no, we recommend. I definitely recommend. It's got the Jess and Rowan to the three good. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Yes, not a fantastic one at 7 o'clock.

We got two. The lovely Daniel is playing at 7 and we have the fantastic Catherine playing now. Hello, Catherine. Hello, Catherine. Hi. How are you? Good morning to you. Morning.

Your sweetheart, Daniel played at 7. Sweetheart, yeah. He owes me big time. He owes you big time, dozy? There was a tone there. What's going on? Look, he now officially owes me big time for making me go on the radio. Oh, just letting you know, darling.

Because Catherine, Daniel, I'm not going to say through in the towel, because I don't know what his motivations were, but he very much set it up that I'm just here to give Catherine the platform. She has it in her to go the 10 out of 10 and get us for $10,000. Oh, no. So the joke was, let's get me misses on the radio. It's almost like he sacrificed himself because he believes you will do this.

That sounds exactly like something you would do, Daniel. Thank you, honey. Daniel's in the room with us. Together for nine. No, he's at work. He's at work. He's listening, hopefully. Only together for nine months.

Catherine, so your first Valentine's Day together? It is, yes. All right. If I guess through this, it is. You'll be right. Okay. Well, if you win 10 grand, I think he's in the good books there for giving you the opportunity. The letter you're going to work with today, Kath.

It's O, O for opportunity. Okay. All right, you ready to rock? Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah, let's come up. There's a relationship on the line here, Rowan. Sounds like it.

The stakes are high. Your time will start after the first question, starting with letter O. We need you to name an ocean animal. An otter. A male actor. Orlando Bloom. A five-letter word. Ocean.

A pantry item. Pass. A TV show. Outlander. A girl's name. Olivia. An international city. Ones.

An animated film. Better than two. Me, look, Catherine, six. Six is better than two. You have the glory. You're officially the better Alpha Bucks playoffs. I think, Catherine, if you backed yourself, you might have got that. You were like, you were stumbled over him, but you were pretty good with them.

Mate, there were some great answers in there. Patriarchant. You could have had oats, olive oil. Olive oil. Yeah. I'll never look at it the same. No, no, I get it. An animated film could have out over the hedge, and there were a couple others there.

You didn't get to it. But hey, well done. You definitely get the... The bragging rights over sweet, Daniel. Yay, thanks guys. And you will get a $2.00 voucher to Minks Adult Boutique as well. Awesome. Thank you so much.

Thank you, Catherine. Thanks for joining the show. Happy Valentine's Day. And that's back again tomorrow as well. So hit.com.com. Register yourself if you want to. Or do like Daniel did what I'm assuming, enter your partnership without telling them.

Yeah, just drop in your missus. Just drop them in. Poor thing. She did well. She did well. He dropped the ring because he was like, you know what? She'll do really well. He's the sacrificial land.

He had to play to give her the opportunity. Interesting. Sounds like a setup. Something happened to me yesterday where I was like, I'm getting old. And I am fun, young at heart. You're the hot, horny, happy guy. You're not the geriatric guy.

Hot, horny and hot and old now, it turns out. Now, we need to find a H word. I like alliteration. Heriatric. Oh, we'll do that next. This is Jess and Rowan. Your chance to live the dream. We will give you that in the next 10 minutes,

potentially in the next five minutes. No. Don't go anywhere. But Jessica, yesterday. He's shaking his head. No, we won't. Will we not? I'm at least 25 minutes away.

A little to get through. I was just doing a bit of theatre. Oh, you'll keep him locked. But he's a poo-pooer. But I'm doing T's and C. You're in a bit of a poo-poohy mood today, if I'm really honest. He walked in with poo energy. Something's not bad.

I knew with you. I did chase a gecko out of my house this morning. It was a whole thing. why I was late. Oh my God, let's get to that letter. The gecko. Why are you chasing a gecko? Because they want to leave it in the house.

It's too early for a lizard and I love a lizard. Are they big? No, a gecko's a tiny. No, just leave him in there, mate. Who can? No. You need a pet. Because then if I get home later and he's not there, Oh, you won't be able to sleep.

Where is he? You know? I'd have to chase it outside. Yeah, but it's a gecko. It's not like it's a tarantial. Probably walked back in once I left anyway. This is like something my old man would say. He's not happy with a gecko in the house.

I was not happy with the guy. I yesterday heard one of my favorite sounds previously as a young guy. As ice cream chuck. Was it? Was it? It was. No, it wasn't actually.

Are you serious? Bro. An ice cream, Joe. Fatty Bumbaugh wants an ice cream. No, you said favorite sounds as a kid. You did not hesitate. You like ice cream, don't you, Fatty? Sorry, favorite sound?

sound that lent itself straight in my history. Don't put your crap on me. Favorite sound as a kid? I bet Roe would love Mr. Whippy. I thought it was going to be a bonding moment for us because that was one of my favorite sounds as a kid. That's a great save. You want to hear the sound?

Yep. Oh, burnout. Some block out the front was rocking a burnout. I could smell it through the house. I wasn't far off. It was a vehicle. Burnout said a final soft service. A vehicle making a sound.

vehicle. Nothing to do. Stop doing that. That was Miss Whippy when he found out I was in the suburb. I don't have enough. Okay. Here we go. Now it comes out.

Now it goes, Banylipa, what's ice cream. What I was going to say was, I was rudely fat shame, is that I used to love seeing people rip burnouts. Throw on skids anyway, they like. Just bang, much of smoke everywhere.

Ever heard of a Rodney Rollback? No, what's a Rodney Rollback? Big Hill, you go up it, and you let the car rollout. roll the way back. That sounds unsafe. Pop the clutch, throw it down and because of the momentum, car just spins, baby.

I used to love the smell. I was sitting in yesterday trying to relax and I went, oh, shut up. I thought, uh-oh. Oh my God, you're eight, you're right. You know how we all have an inner child in us? The child was very upset with me. Died.

Died. You are now an old man. Died due to health problems. I didn't say it. Whoa. You know when I say I didn't say it is because I wanted to say it. So you want to say that. Wow.

Your natural instinct was to say, shut up. To the burnout guy. And I was like, smells. I kind of like the rubber smell. And I thought, I want nothing to do with that loser rockin a burnout near my place. That who? Remember there was that campaign? If you were done doing, you know, book doing stuff like that, you had to wear H plates.

H for who? Did that actually happen? That never happened? No, it never happened. It was a campaign from a very small point. That's a bad idea because folks would be like, I want to get the Hoon Plains. I know. I think that's what they flag.

It almost looks like a badge of honour will remove the H. It's not a branding of shame. By the way, I would, that's, I, I am sorry for bringing up the fat stuff with you. Because I've got so much. Because I heard the Whippies out the other day and I thought, this is a record. Like, how do I get it? Why am I going out? It was as I was leaving the house, I thought, no.

Now. Can I add to you? When could you just admit that you were getting old? I'm on the journey with you. Thank you. When? I had a craving the other day for two minute noodles. When we're talking about staples of our youth.

I made one of those in years. Bro, I went, bought the chicken. Magi? Of course. You got her. Got her. Yeah, yeah. I ate it immediately threw up.

I cannot handle. What, like a sick dog? What do you mean? Like a sick dog. Because in my adulthood, I've tried to get so like whole foods. Yeah, yeah, it's important. It is important. My body rejected the two-minute noodles.

Gone are the snacks of my youth. What's in that seasoning then, I wonder? A big bag of Doritos makes me kind of feel sick. And I love on a road trip. That's my crucible of choice. Cheese supreme? Not a fool. The red bag, got to have it.

Got to have it. Keep that yellow bag away from it. Where's the flavor? The nacho cheese. Not a lot of nacho cheese? That's not enough. I need cheese supreme. But I can't handle it.

My body can't handle anymore. Getting old. Getting old. 13, 1060, when did you concede you were getting old, guys? Or 048-18-106. Zen is a text. Is it the Dorian? When you had to up the font size on your phone,

I caught a glimpse over my dad's shoulder while they were here on the weekend, the size of his text message font, dad. It's insane. I saw... It's like two characters that take up the screen. I saw it. I was an appointment of the day, and this guy had like the biggest words I've ever seen it on a screen, and I verbally laughed.

I said, bro, you good? That's... Oh. Not good. 13, 10, 60. When did you concede? You're getting old. We'll take your calls next.

This is Jess and Rowan. If you are looking to live the dream, we'll give out the code word very soon. Within... Don't do it to yourself. 11 minutes. Shagai? It's pretty accurate. See how long this phone goes?

See how long as it goes? We did ask just before, when did you concede you were getting old? I was sitting at home yesterday and I normally love these, but I've decided I hate them. People out near my place rocking some burnouts. Smelt the rubber through the walls, through the walls, man. How am I going to get conversated for that now? I used to love a packed dance floor.

Had no qualms with people rubbing up against me and me rubbing up against them. Do not touch me on a dance floor now. I am happy to stand at the back in my own space. Makes sense. You don't dance. You like a dance. I love a dance, but I don't want to be touched by strangers.

open palm touch or just like shoulder touch. No, any, don't, don't bump into me. Oh, so just an accident bump. Yeah, I don't like it. So I remove myself. I'm not saying I remove myself. That's how I knew. I used to be pushing my way to the centre.

I wanted to be in the nucleus of the dance floor. You wanted to be the dance floor. She is the moment. No longer the moment. Luke got in touch. 04-8-8-106-69. Yes. I knew I was getting old when I felt so satisfied

that I'd rolled my multiple super accounts into one. Oh, well, that's just important to do. Hashtag adulting, hashtag, consolidate your super. He doing hashtags in the text. That's how he's getting old. He's doing hashtags in a non-discoverable means of messaging. You know who? Hashtags aren't anything anymore.

They're not, dude. Luke, I love it. Hashtag away, mate. Do as you please. It's very good when you realize, ah, there's my nest egg all in one as opposed to being scattered. And now, because it's a bigger number, it can generate. Amen.

Oh, my God, we are getting old as an old thing, isn't it? Oh, talking about you super. M, good morning. Hi, M. Good morning. Good morning. When did you concede? I am getting old.

Right, so I'm 28. I'm very active. I like to run, go to the gym. Last week I went for a 6K run and couldn't walk for two days. Yeah, okay. I told my mum and she said that's when my arthritis kicked in. You better go and get an x-ray. You're 28.

Did you go get an x-ray? Not yet. She's had a double-knee re-co, so that x-ray is booked in. Oh, it's genetic. And that mother is traumatized, really. Amen. It's never too early or too late. for Caltrate, as Mark Holden would say.

Say that again. It's a calcium supplement that Mark Holden is the face off. I know, that marketing worked on me so hard. I love a rhyme. Ashley. That's a great rhyme too. I reckon that campaign is 15 years old and I still remember it. Say it again.

It's never too early or too late for caltrate. I like that. It's for bones. Ashley. For bones, thanks. We're doing Ash, how are? Ash. Hello.

How are you? I couldn't be better. When did you concede? You're getting old. So, conceded that I was getting old yesterday. I'm a paramedic and we're at work. We're all talking about things. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it came out that I'm the oldest by 10 years, which was a bit devastating for me. Okay. And then I realized I've now got grey hairs and on my head. And when we were leaving, I tried to get in the ambulance and grunted because I couldn't get up. Oh. And my probie just looked at me and I was like, I think I'm getting old. Ash, when you start making. noises to accompany movements.

That's when you know. How old are you, Ash? I am 37. Yeah, okay. Well, thank you for your life-saving work. Yes, thank you. Obviously, as a paramedic. Very important.

Melissa texted us, Rowan. Oh, yes, yes. When I went on the merry-go-round at 30 years old, thought I was going to vomit when I got off now, 10 years later, and I've not been on them again since. That's a triggering time. I get it. Amen.

Hey, Kelly, how are you? Oh, good luck. If the 28-year-old running, doing a 6K run. If I'm running, somebody's chasing. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough.

Way past 28, don't think that's ever old. Sure, sure, sure, sure. So I've five children, and my son doesn't do this. So he's going to be like, oh, dear Lord. Hey, son. That's me, mum.

You know when, like, you know, you go to bed and you're like, yeah, yeah, and then you wake up at one o'clock in the morning, and you just, you have to run, because you're going to pee your pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Like, I used to be able to, you know, go to bed at 12 o'clock and wake up at 12 o'clock and then party again and not worry about it now.

Now, you're blood out. At least, Kelly, it's waking you up and you can get to the bathroom. Call us back when it starts happening involuntarily. If I sneeze, oh my God. This is Jess and Rowan. Now, Rowan, no children in your life currently? Do you see them in your future? Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. Who knows? I haven't got tested. Who knows? I might be shooting blanks. I don't know. You don't know.

Well, if I can give you one piece of preemptive parenting advice. Oh, yeah? If children do come into your life. Screen time, lots of screen time. Yeah, absolutely. It's a babysitter baby. Five of them and I've had it one. Amen.

Get them tech savvy. Well, tech is the future. Tech is the future. Get them coding from birth. And talking to chat, GBT, regularly. Yeah. And saying please and thank you because then chat TPT will take it. That's a big time.

No, my advice for you, Rowan, is obviously your village will change. maybe other parents will be in your circle, in Lucy's circle. Find other parents with similar parenting styles to you. Okay. Because when play dates come around, things will come up. Yes, smart.

That's actually quite smart. Things will come up and it could help or it could hinder. You have to make that assessment for yourself. It makes sense. I took my two-year-old Lucia for a play date yesterday. One of my best mates, I'm so lucky, her little girl, only about a year older. And whilst that can be a huge difference, you know, from a newborn to a one and a bit, at this age, you know, two and a half, three and a half, it's all right.

Whatever. Whatever, it's all right. So we get together yesterday for a nice little Monday afternoon play date, all right? Mila has wonderful toys. Great toys. Really? All right. Luchia, very excited to play with all of Mila's little toys.

talking about. Mila's a girly girl. So she's got a little fake makeup station. And she's got a lot of costumes. Mela does dance. So we got to play with the fun shoes and the fun outfits from her recent dancing concert. Wow.

But at one point, Mila brought out the little toy jewelry box. So we get to play with crowns and bracelets. And Lucia, she magpie, anything shiny. She likes. She does like shiny. So she snatches. A nice big fake ring out of Mila's hands. Snatch.

Snatch. We're learning. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. She's a little. That's all right. Give me. I'm mortified. Lucia, we do not snatch.

Give that back to Mila right now and say, sorry. I reprimand. I'm straight on it. Good on your mum. Lucia, very sheepish. Yeah. Sorry. That's fully happened.

Hands it back to Mila. But Nikki, my friend, she goes, Mila, we share with our friends. Give it back to Lucia. and let's play together. So Mela all sheepish, hands the ring back to Lutea. And I'm going, no, no, Lucha,

it's Mela's ring. If she wants a turn, she'd give it back. Licea goes, okay, gives it back to Mette. Liki goes, no, we're sharing with it. I'm like, Battle of the Mums, this isn't fair? The little girls turn to us. This isn't fair.

Nikki and I stop and go, what are we doing? What do we do here? I think we're at the problem. Yeah, You two are both a problem. We are ruining the girls' play date. So I think our similar parenting styles in wanting the other kid to be happy

is now causing too much friction for our own kid and our own relationship. Well, that's hard. What do you do? You obviously say, hey, don't snatch. But maybe Nikki should have taken the moment and gone, yep, let that roll. And then maybe. And next time, oh, do we need a scoreboard? No, not even a scoreboard.

So Mila got that. one, that means it's Lucia's turn next time. I actually think this is a case of mum's need to read the room, right? I think so I think we should have left. Your child has done something that you didn't like. So mum's gone, hey Lucia, we don't do that. That's right, because I want to look like a good parent. And the other mum's gone, step off. And then if, and then it's, let's just say, Mila did something that Nikki didn't like. Nikki goes, ha, you got to step off. You're going to step off. Whereas we're trying to outdo each other and who's the nicer mum, who can reprimand better. No one is happy and nothing. No one is happy and nothing

It goes well when the other person's trying to, oh, makes other happy. I'm like, Nikki, let's go to the kitchen, open up all the rosé, leave the girls to it. This is Jess and Rowan. I'm sorry, but Maggie beers on the TV and I got a real thing for Maggie. Unexpected crushers. Write it down for tomorrow, shy guy. I would love to do on 131060. Unexpected crush.

Look at those awesome glass. She's doing a pork ham. Sorry, I didn't take a glass of water. Do you know? She does a good tiramousseau or something, bonofy pie. Oh, she'd do some sort of, you know what I reckon she'd do a good one? She'd have some sort of one, wouldn't she? She'd do a hell of pav.

Oh, she'd be rocking a pav. She has an excellent quince paste available from Woolworths. Yeah, yeah, she does. The Maggie Beer brand. Do you know who she reminds me of purely aesthetics, not her warm personality, but purely aesthetics, Merrill Streep's character in the Devil Wes Prada? I was going to say that. With that fabulous white shock of hair.

Oh, very beautiful describing words. Don't you think? Yeah. She may be behind closed doors. She might be a bit devilwheres, bro. You never know. You don't build an empire by being a pushover row. No way.

Being placid. You reckon you get woolies stocking your quints by being a walkover? No way, bro. No way. You've got to crack some heads together. Maggie B. Donahe, I've got to think of Donna Hay too. Do you just like women who can cook?

It could be women who could cook. You got the hots for me too. Your mother especially. There we go. My mum's a queen. Thanks, mum. Have you made your way through the big bucket of soup? Almost.

I'm trying to spread it out as best as possible. I've got to have it a few times. You know what I'm saying? You know, so after we dropped it off to you, we had some friends visit. They wanted to say hello to my parents. And my mum promised them a portion of the big bucket of soup. I went,

Ma. Rowan's got it. But I've got to have to, I need some too. I would have said, if I was you, I would have said, no, you're not getting any of this. 100% or I ate it all and then sent Maddie a picture being like, no. I was getting some DMs. I was getting some DMs. I was getting some DMs.

Oh, can I just have a little bit of it? I'm like, no. They're like, oh, you're new, and I'm like, who cares? To be fair, rice cookers have known my mom. Actually, you've known my mum a long time, too. I know no longer. I've known her longer. The soups have been awesome, by the way.

It has minestrone. And it's not even her best. Oh, whoa. Her lentil is her best. Really? I can't wait for you to try the lentil. Can't wait for the lentil. Big show today.

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Oh, I'm going to go. Touring one. Yeah. It's only the best. So make sure you're following us, Jess and Rowan on the pipes. Give a shout out to my bud, Roweau. Rowan, yeah, Rowan on the personal pipes. Rowan?

Yeah, Rowan. He's pumping out some great gear. I'm put out. Socialists are so hard, man. I'm trying. Oh, love, you're throwing stuff at a wall and seeing what sticks. You've got to do it. You've got to keep going. You've inspired me.

Have I? Because sometimes I'll film something and then second guess. You've done it. You're shooting from the hip and I love it. I really am shooting from the hip too. It's good. Missing, but mostly it's doing it right. Rowan, yeah, Rowan.

Yeah. And then make sure Jess and Robbins. I think it's inspiring other people in the office. How about Danny? I'm just pumping out and then she started pumping out mom content. Our promotions manager, Danielle, is doing phenomenal work. Just giving a voice. Her following as a quadrupled.

Hell yeah. Deservedly so. over-stimulated mum on Instagram. Danny is currently battling three children with gastro. So she needs a little love in her. Send her a DM. D-M. All right, back tomorrow of six.

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