Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - Avadakedavra

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

We ask what shouldn't you do with your mum, play a round of Whats The Threesome and Jess has issues with her new ensuite!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Friends meal has landed at Maccas with one of six characters to collect. Here we go! Welcome to the Jess and Rowan podcast. Fuck me. Sorry, language warning. Whoa. Rowan. I've written it down.

The 19th of Feb, you've made me barely laugh a lot. You were crying. But I, this is my first cry. You were crying. You were probably crying for 30 minutes on the show today. Truly. I'm constantly wiping your eyes. Truly.

In the moment, I was nearly at the brink, but watching the video back of you embodying every baddie on Harry Potter, Godavra someone. I've never seen a more accurate. You would be great at charades. I would know without any words just from that shoulder to arm to body connection. Please go look at the video. Nothing has made me laugh more this year. What do they say?

You don't get half pregnant. Get into it. You've got to get into it. I can't believe you haven't thrown. Do you need a Cairo appointment today? I actually, I really need private health insurance. So I'm booking that over the next couple days. Do you not have?

Aren't you paying the Medicare levy surcharge thing? Because you don't have private health? Is that what that is? Well, I was always under the, I was always under the threshold of like, you have to pay more. What's the thing? Yeah, yeah. And then when I finished radio, I made fuck, fuck all money.

That's right. So I didn't, I almost, I felt like the government didn't punish you. I thought Medicaid was paying me, guys. Yeah, yeah. And then so now I just have to just. You got to get it. Yeah. But do you want to get the extras?

You want to get Cairo in you? You're going to have to, if you're going to keep avatacadavaring people. Totally. I think I should do the, yeah, just load them up, bro. Load them up. Some extras. I definitely need some extra.

I get no extras. I haven't had a dentist appointment in so long. Just because, well, money. Makes me. Oh, no, no, fair. But it makes me nervous because dental is one of those things. If you're not on top of it, next you go, they go, oh, you need 15 fillings on a root canal.

Yeah, yeah. You know who's at a root canal? Old chalky mouth over here. Oh, chalky mouth. How was it? So bad. Really. 24 and chalky teeth.

Brush your fucking teeth, you grot. I do. You don't. People who brush their teeth don't get root. Was your teeth sore and then you like went in and they're like, oh, rip you? No. There's actually a backstory to this because I went to dentist for chickens because I hate the dentist. What's dentist for chickens?

It's genuinely an organisation called Dentists for chickens and they target people who are famously scared of the dentist. So they like load you up with like, numbing cream pretty much. Anyway, there was, I had to. You send me the number? Because I was getting a filling. And then she was like, wow, this is pretty, like, deep, but it should be fine. Anyway, went to another dentist a year later. They went, oh, my God.

They shouldn't have, like, filled that hole because now it's 10 times worse. And now you need a root canal. And I was like, you're fucking kidding. How did they identify that? Because if they'd patch the hole with the filling, wasn't that covering the actual issue? Breaking away. And it was just, like, deeper than they thought. And then so, yeah, I had to get a root canal.

And because I was scared, they put me on gas. So if they'd done it properly the first time, would be a bit. God. So it wasn't actually my fault. So then I was like, that's so shit because it's expensive. I should have, like, followed through with that. You should have got it. Do we have to beep the first name now?

Because it's like the bad. Well, it's her experience. That was my experience. But also, I don't want to get it. I don't like getting angry anymore. But yeah. Wow, Babs is the one that gets us in trouble. That'd be fun.

They just gas me up, though. What did we learn? We'll gas you up, babe. Yeah. Brush your fucking teeth. I do. Anyway. You, um, we thought you were going to get the

car today and yeah no I message grotty and she said that she's going tomorrow now. So if you missed it, um... Is that why you look so cute today? You thought you were going today? No, thank you. This dress is doing so much. Just a little hint of bosom. It's giving Wuthering Heights. You do a little bit more like just a bit.

Oh, you want to get... I've got some low... I have made a... Dress for him. No, I told myself this year that I'm going to put more effort into what I wear to work because I looked fucking shocking last year. You never did. You got the more. Oh, no, shy guy got the most compliments. You got the second most.

No, I mean, like, because I was just wearing... He is. I looked like a toddler most days because I was wearing like oversized clothes and stuff. Well, you look super cute today. But be honest, when you put this outfit on, did you think you were going to go see the car sales in this afternoon? This came in the mail yesterday and I was so excited. Sometimes... But now I'm nervous.

What are you going to wear tomorrow? You should wear this again. Yeah, I don't know. Wear this. It's so cute. Not something baggy. I'm really excited. But yeah, okay, so the housemates is not picking up the car today, which means

Greg, the salesman. Is he working tomorrow? Does he work five days away? Well, actually he's there. Because Rowan's put $100 on the line and I put dinner on top of that bed. Oh, yeah. No, I am going. I told her, she said you're coming with me.

Nice, okay. And she said also because I do need help and she said my girlfriend's useless. I said, okay, you said that. You're stepping up. Yeah. Oh, I'm so excited. This could be the start of something special. Start of something.

It doesn't even have to be special, but it's just the start of something. We had a lot of fun Harry Potter chat today too, so enjoy the podcast. So much. Enjoy the show. Welcome. We've come for Jess and Rowan. In 2026. Something new for breakfast.

Do you know Jess? I'm all about wee-woo methods to help yourself. You'll get to know Rowan. Hot, horny happy. Yay! It's going to be good. It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right.

Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. I guess I need to enter the mind of a man. Please enter me. This is Jess and Row as he's going to be good. Yes, welcome to Thursday, the Friday's Friday. Oh, that's a nice way to put it. Thank you very much.

You are such a glass, half full kind of guy. Friday's Friday, one more day to Friday, baby. Which is nice because you wiggard me out. Oh, yeah. Looking at you. I've worn my Ed Shear and wig. Excited to see him. Nice.

Now, we need to get, we'll unpack it a little bit in the next five. but it would be remiss of me not to just bring you across how I'm feeling. And I'm feeling discombobulated. It makes sense. I also am feeling discombobulated. Terrible sleep. Oh, really? Terrible sleep.

What happened to you last night? Just heat. Heat. It was just hot. Absolutely. Was it even really? I think when I got home yesterday, it was like not too bad. And then it's got hotter and hotter and hotter through the day.

It was bizarre because it was a warm day. Then there was this wicked cool change. By the time I decided, let's take the dog and the baby out for a stroll, I went, Jesus Christ, it's blowing a gale. I know. It was odd. I was walking down near the water and I just had to, like, have my left ear facing where I was going. It was so windy.

So your ear was cop in the brunt to protect your eyeballs. How's your little left ear today? Yeah. Cyclonic winds. Wind burn. Wind burn. Wind burn. Wind burn.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't have a toddler banging at my feet, though. You probably... True. I had a pretty rocky evening. leading up to bedtime, not with the skin baby, with the fur baby. We had chicken and chips for dinner, as we like to, and scraping the carcasses of the chicken, you know, breast, leg, whatever, into the bin.

Sneaky pooch has come up behind me, rip the whole thing out of the bin, swallowed it like a pelican. He's not meant to have cooked bones, man. So Angus and I, okay, I freak out. Angus stayed a bit cooler. I'm going, that's so bad for him. Yeah, it is. Angus steps in, tries to like wrench it out of his jaw.

Get your hand in his mouth. 45 second later, spuse it all up in the baby's room. It's all carpeted, this and that. Listen here, Janie, we're having a hard enough time with that one. Amen. You need to pull your head in. And I am all about gender equality, Rowan, but that is a blue job, if ever I've seen one. Totally.

Angus, I am not touching the dog spew. Blue job. Angus, you ought to deal with that, Championy. And he does it without complaint. God love him. But to say thank you. Oh, so he's had a few little brownie points. He has.

And to say thank you, I stayed with the little girl in her room all night to try and give Angus some respite. So the brownie points have been spent. Wow. I think that was a pretty quick tit for tat. I went, you're going to have a full night's sleep, brother? Because every time she comes into our room at 11pm, she ends up kicking him in the face or balls. Like either one, he does not sleep because she. ends up perpendicular to us.

So I put my hand up, volunteer as tribute, I'll stay with her so she can't leave. I spoke to him on the phone yesterday. Yeah? And it was rumblings about something on Saturday night. And I said, well, let's just see if we can get some brownie points with your wife. And I hear him about this. What do you mean rumblings on Saturday night?

There might be something we might need to do for work. Some work stuff. Sorry, you and me or you and him? Me and Angus. Excuse me? I've got my girls weekend this weekend. No, no. He's on dad.

No, no. Okay, interesting. I'm chuffing off with the ladies. Oh, fair. He knows this. Interesting. This is why I slept with the little girl, so I get the... Oh, so you're doing it.

Oh, so I'm away all weekend. Oh, so you're doing this as well. But I also didn't want to clean up the dog spew. I wonder what Pete the heat is doing. I wonder what he's... You want to get Poppy Pete in. Wonder what Poppy Pete's doing. Anyway, we'll do that.

Well, there's also someone else you can ask. Shy Guy could do it. Yeah, hello, shy guy. Hi. Anytime shy guy's face pops up on my phone. Maybe I'm editing. a video or I'm texting him and his little icon comes up, she goes, shy guy. She knows.

She knows. Yeah, she knows you. Shy guy brackets hit Newcastle. No, that's just just. I'm just comfortable. You look fantastic, shy guy. Fresh hair cut. You got a date tonight or something?

No, it was just getting too long. I didn't even think that might be what it is. We've got a date tonight, the four of us. Oh yeah, I'm feeling a bit sick, actually. Are you bailing? My stomach hurt. My tummy hurt. Well, good news is it's 12 hours from now.

Yeah, exactly. I can have plenty of time to recover. What's that disgusting thing you have for tummy? Some quickies. Some concrete. No, quick. Oh, hard enough. All right, bro.

All right, he's on one. He's had a hair cart and he's on one. Excuse me. It's just a low tape of fade. Like, get over, bro. I know. I think I got it too low too anyway. It'll go back. It'll go back.

Good morning, bad. Good morning. Good morning. Also looking super cute today, don't you think? Rowan new to the rotation. and this little garment. I didn't really notice. It's giving Wuthering Heights.

Oh, yeah. A little lacy neckline. Yeah, come home. Yeah. Don't you think? She's giving Margo. Giving Margo. Don't you think?

We'll talk about Wuthering Heights today. We will. We've got a lot to get to today, Rowan. Yeah, we do. You can sit down now about it. Oh, things that are fancy then that are they fancy now. You decide. We'll give you a cooker of the week if you get involved.

You're going to finally give us your Reno update we've been trying to get to it for three days. Let's see if we get to it. Rowan, 10 bucks we get derailed. Oh my God, we actually might not get to it. But up next, as I said, you have wigged me out. Standard. My life. I wasn't consulted about this big change.

Well, neither was I. It just happened. All right, we need to address what's happened. My girlfriend is a big fan of it, though. TFA. This is Jess and Rowan. Something's happened. And I'm upset about it.

Oh, okay. I... I don't know if I... Maybe the Jasmine will help. Please, I put it on. I don't want to overreact. Please don't. You get it, you're on.

But you've had a major life change. I'm making lots of life changes. And according to all the PR, we're best mates. I was not consulted as your best mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. I've had about 15 best mates in that chair, so that branding's getting a little tired. Yeah, you really roll through them down.

The grave of my last. best mate wasn't even cold and then my new best mate rolled in I went guys we've got to pick a new slogan. Everything. Anyway, as your best mate. What is it? I was not consulted about this major life change you seem to have undertaken in the past 24 hours since we last saw one another.

Oh, I thought is this a Peter Mullen naturopath situation? No, it's not. No, I'm not going to do your love for your naturopath because he's doing good work for you and you're feeling good. I'm feeling great. I believe you, the whites of your eyes are clearer. That's what my girlfriend says to me. You made that up.

Seriously. They're basically glowing in the dark. I don't need these. Turn the lights off. I don't need the ring lights on me. Your eyes would do enough to illuminate me across the desk. Right, so I'm gorgeous. What's the problem?

Your face looks different. What happened to your mustache? Oh, God, my moustache is God. No. I am not a huge fan, usually of the Mo. But I must say on you, Rowan Maxwell Edwards. Thank you. It did a lot for me.

Oh, government name's crazy. Good morning to your grandfather. Oh, is he still with us? He died years ago. I apologize. I loved him. I loved him a lot, actually. Well, your name died from.

Do you embody qualities of Maxwell? Maybe. You have his name. Yeah. I think I would have been Maxwell, except my father refused it because my great-dad would have been so smug about it. Dad's like, we're not doing it. I actually reckon I would be Mac.

You can have your, you can have the middle name. Oh, I'd love if your name. Maybe I'll just start calling you. Max, because now without the mo, you feel like a different person. I like G-dad. Well, the mo, so this is what happens sometimes when you're shaving. You get it. I've only shaved.

Oh, sometimes I'm doing my mow. Face. Yeah, he's doing face. I've got a face-to. It's sometimes I use one of those. You might be familiar with. It may not be the Phillips one blade. Okay, no.

It's a fantastic shaver. Uses an electric razor. Is it something in that family? It's a bit of both. Similar. Interchangeable blades. Don't act like you've got anything to shave, mate. You are.

I've got a one blade. You got a one blade. Yeah. Yeah, for down there probably. It's all over. It's all body. See, he's got the all body one vibe. Does it contour with the body?

Well, I've got the different attachments so I can do the down there. I can do the up here. Yes. You're trying to do the down there and slip. Let me show you what. Yeah, all the way up. So let me show you. You know why?

Because you're moisturising now. You're so silky like a seal. You've gone, whoop. I'd love that to be a joke. All the way up. But I don't think it is. Like, I have, because you know I've got like a really nice facial moisturiser as well.

God, you've got a really nice face. Yeah, all right, I get it. You're gorgeous. Thanks, babe. You do, of course, because you're moisturising every inch of your skin. I didn't this morning because I got tight. Let's have a whole not other conversation. So basically...

Don't worry about Renault chat. We'll do that. We'll do Rowan silky smooth seal skin. So basically, let me kind of like paint the picture. So as I'm shaving up, because with the one blade, you've got to go against the grade. Normally not good, but this one you do it. So from jaw up the cheek. Towards the, I guess, the apex of the nose.

But it's stopping before the moustache. Of course, you're stopping at the corner of your mouth to leave the mow alone. And if you can, I don't, hopefully the camera gets it because these things are temperamentally. There we go. It says it's red. It like, my, squish my cheek and it jumped. I went, bang, got me. Took like, took like the Adolf bit off.

So I just looked like, I looked awful. Yeah, you had to get rid of it. You bet you're much better to. Was it the reverse, Ago? You're much better to reverse Hitler, but I didn't. I did, but I just was like, I can't leave it there. I appreciate you didn't come. What's that called, shy guy?

Can you quickly look up? You know, there's handlebar, there's the French, there's the Adolf. I think Rowan said what it was called. Is it literally called? It's not called the reverse. That one. That one. We're just under the nose is bare, but you have.

I don't think that's a thing. Is it not a thing? But I got rid of the whole thing. It's called the toothbrush moustache. What, when this is gone? So when the middle is gone. Well, it's the reverse toothbrush if you don't have it. Oh, so the Adolf is the toothbrush.

Oh, oh, they've rebranded. They don't want to be called the Adolf. So just to be clear, I don't support him. So I had to get rid of them, like, anything to look Of course. Couldn't have people going, oh, that's like reverse. Is that the first time that's happened to you, the jump? Sometimes.

Nah, well, other times I've got rid of it, I've gone too far and it just looks ridiculous. You go, you know what? I'm getting rid of it. Is it because you're not paying attention? Is your mind distracted? No, just sometimes you go, I have absolutely destroyed that. And how long does it take you a non-ethnic man to grow facial hair? Moustache?

Not long at all. Oh, really? You can punch it. out a bit. Two weeks, there'll be coverage. Okay. But it is a different look now. All our marketing images is with this bold mo.

I just saw it. I went, oh my God, it was on there too. I don't know if people are going to recognise you out and about now. Oh, I mean, stop getting stopped in the street, so maybe I'll enjoy it to be perfectly. This is Jess and Rowan. Right now, I'd like to unpack something with you all. Yes. Because I think we can all bring a different perspective and get to the truth here, a story out

of Channel 9's The Today Show that has. kind of usurped any of the media coverage. Our winter athletes are getting over in Milan. Obviously, the winter games are on. It's like day 14. We're doing very well. Six medals now. Three gold, two, silver, one bronze.

Good on you guys. Good on you guys. Well done. Unfortunately, the coverage from one sports journalist, Danica Mason, has taken a lot of the headlines across the networks, across publications. We're not winning gold left, right, the center. We've got to get something out of it. So Danica has been there from like the opening ceremony, if not before.

They flew her to Italy. She's our sports correspondent. She's there on the slopes, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of context for you. It's winter in Italy. It's cold, yeah? Yeah.

And it's also night time when she's trying to broadcast in the a.m. Okay? Just a bit of context for you. It's 8.30pm there right now. Right now. And she's on the TV. And minus seven degrees. But she's also been watching the things all day to make sure she's across what's going on.

Also, at night though, so she would have had a good night, sleep, rested. Ah, yeah. but it was just a big day. It's a big day. I want to give you a little bit of Danica on a normal sports correspondent cross to the Today Show. She's 1.53 seconds behind the leader, Germany's Laura Nolta. It's a very tough challenger hair, but we are hoping that she can do us proud in the Monobobbies. A very distinct tone, I would say.

She's chosen for that job for a reason. Interesting cadence. She's a great broadcaster. She's got her. her own unique spin on how to present the news. She's live. She's doing it alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, doing it a lot. This was the broadcast yesterday that has got people scratching their heads as to maybe

her state of mind. The price of coffee over here is actually fine. It's more the price of coffee in the US that we are going to have to get used to. I'm not sure about the iguanas. Where are we going with that one? But anyway, let's get into the day spot because there is plenty happening back. She went from coffee to iguanas to then pivoting to the sport. And people started scratching their heads, taking to X, taking a social media, going,

Has Danica had a couple? Has Danica gotten onto the Kiantis? Well, no. A couple of maybe Italian wines. Maybe a little bit of Grappa to keep warm. Sure. The broadcast continued. Winter Olympics news.

An Olympic champion, Lindsay Vaughan has left Italy following four operations. Can you believe it? on her leg, like following that crucial injury she had, who were willing to compete as well after her as well. What an inspiration. She's pulling a Carl stuff for that it goes. Now, Carl was obviously in the studio alongside Jane as a party, and they were both going, you're cold, oh, you're shivering.

Your brain is not working fast. He'd be the worst person to be doing across to. I think Carl said, when I was really cold in Washington, I was a bit slurry. I think with Carl's words when I watched it back yesterday. Now, very quickly, people commenting, being like, this is the best thing I've ever seen. She's clearly been to an Italian party with the athletes,

maybe who have finished for the games. Because once some of this particular sports finished, all of those gathered. They celebrate. I think Danica was there before she jumped on the Today Show yesterday. And she's a delightful woman. She would be getting invited left, right and centre. When it's snowing, it's a party, guys.

Unfortunately, Rowan, across multiple publications, including the Today Show's own channels, all the comments have been turned off. Interesting. So now we can't revisit or contribute. Cowards. To that conversation. In her defence, I remember the first time, because I used to live in Whistler.

Canada, very cold. About a year. I remember my first beer on the mountain up on the, like the gondola chairs. Okay. Yeah. Altitude, freezing. Yeah. More altitude, I think.

Got out. And I went, whoa. One normal beer. And I was like, this is great. Well, that's what they say like when you have a little bottle of wine on a plane. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like having a big bottle of wine because of the altitude. So are we claiming maybe she didn't have that much?

Maybe she didn't have any, but the altitude. I actually reckon she didn't have that much. She could have a gargled mouthwash and that's good. No, no, no, that's not right. This is Jess and Rowan. We have had on our board to talk about Jess's Renaud since Monday. We're hoping to get to that next. I'm not going to say, we may not.

We still may not, but I'm interested because why has it taken so long? What's going on that's making me really keen to hear about what's going on. Something going on with the on-sweet shower, Rowan. I want your hot take. But anyway, we need to revisit something. Oh yeah, I've got the opening here. Let's set the scene. Hey, it's Babs.

And this is my blog. Commence Operation superstar Bratplay. This is my blog. Good morning, Babs. Good morning. On Tuesday, you came in. That is your design. blog time.

It is. Usually she has to sit outside, not make eye contact with us. Especially you. You get real mad at it. She knows to bring my double espresso in, quietly, call me Your Highness, and then chuff off.

Except on Tuesdays. That's a kiss on the cheek. That's right. She tickles my arm. Oh. But on Tuesdays, we give her the floor. And she chose to use her Tuesday time to share with us something that her housemate,

Grotty. Yes, Grotty. It's trying to force you to do. Can you quickly reset the scene for anyone who missed Tuesday? So Grotty's buying a car and came home and said the guy that sold me in the car is exactly your type. You should come with me into car dealership essentially today. Meet him. And meet him.

That's right. So on Tuesday you said she's picking it up on Thursday. She wants me to accompany her. We have named this man, Greg. Which makes me think he's a 45-year-old man, but whatever. A bit of fun. How old is this man? I don't know.

Grotty didn't give you an age. No. So that's why. we kind of did some hardcore investigation work. We did a lot of searching, found his Spotify's Instagram, but not any... You're 24. Yes. How old would you go?

I don't really want to go anyone younger. Is that bad? No, no, that's fine. But how old would you go? Well, I would assume he's younger than me, not older. Oh, interesting. I'll ask you a third time. How old would you go?

Probably like four years older, Matt. God, I'm going to say 40 then. No. Okay, so if you get there and Greg is, 28. That's okay. That's fine. But if he's 30, sorry, Greg. You're getting a bit old, Greg. But also if he's 22. Yeah, that's a bit weird.

All right. I don't know. But 22 would be maybe a bit of fun, but quick smooth. You know the best way to get over someone. Get under someone. Amen. Amen, girl. All right, guys. So, we're finding out today. So, the question stands, Rowan put $100 on the table

on Tuesday. For you not to just accompany your friend and housemate and help her pick up the car because you'll, if she drives this car home, how she's getting there. You know, there needs to be logistics considered. But to actually talk to this person and maybe offer we'll do it this weekend. Yeah, I did. There was a time limit on the money. So that money's kind of gone, but I could be swayed. Okay. That's cool. What's your plan this afternoon when it comes to helping your housemate pick up the car, potentially meeting Greg? Because I'm not giving you money if you just want to sit in the car while she goes and picks it up.

Well, there's a good chance that I would do that. Well, then a hondo for you. I actually haven't messaged Grotty. She's not in the state at the moment. She's coming home today. She's a busy day for her. She's got a busy day, yes. Yeah.

So I will message her and see what time. And then, you know, we've got plans today. I will pay you money. We've got plans this evening. You're not picking up the car at six. You can get the money if I get an audio file of you talking to this man. Jesus. That's it.

You can hide it. He doesn't need to know you recording him. Well, he does. I was like, if we're going to play out. No. Fun belief. If he's been recording, he needs to know legally. After the fact.

That's nice from you. We're not going to get sued. Babs. After the fact. Are you going to go help your friend pick up the car and meet this person? If she needs help, I will go, yes. You'll not. Will you get out of the car and talk to this person that your friend has said, I think he's your time?

You don't have to do anything. You don't have to do anything. But don't you trust your friend? If one of my friends said, I reckon he's your type, I would want to know. I'd be curious. I do trust her, yeah.

Are you open? I don't trust myself. What are you going to jump his bones right then and there in the car? No, I'm just, you know, a little bit awkward. You are a little bit awkward. Does $100 make you feel a little less awkward? Kind of.

What? Could you swing it up a little bit, maybe? You want to be to chip in? What are you made? I'm broke. I can't. I paid her $200. bucks to shove her fist in her mouth last year.

I've paid babs enough. That's true. I'll buy your dinner tonight. Maybe. Maybe. Jess will chip in. I'll chip in a dinner. She'll give you five bucks because she's broke.

I'll buy your chicken wings. We need some evidence. You can't just come in and go, yeah, I spoke to it was great and lie. We need some evidence. You would know if I was lying. Yeah, she would go the colour of the beach. We need some evidence.

Maybe we need to speak to the housemate and get her take on the interaction. Or she needs to take a photo or something. Yeah, nice. Oh, because isn't that cute? If this ends up being the love of her life, they've actually captured the moment they met. Why has Bab's got her hand on his bum already? Oh, come on.

Are they the car keys in your pocket or you just happy to see me? All right, wrap it off. She's a babe. This is Jess and Rowan. Good news, bad news. Bad news. We're going to talk about the Renault another day. Yep.

We're trying to talk about all week. I'm desperate to share what's going on with my on-sweet shower. I want your hot take. She's hiding something, guys. She's clearly hiding something. I've shared it with one friend and it was met with eye rolls. So I want to see if you two roll your eyes. But unfortunately, bigger fish keep jumping into our little dingy

and they need to be fried before the on-sweet shower. Half an hour, if that ago, we talked about sports journalist. Danica Mason from the Today Show. She's a bang-up journal. She wouldn't have been sent to Milan to cover the winter games if she wasn't excellent at her craft. Unfortunately yesterday, she sounded drunk. Yeah, if you missed it, it's kind of a little bit how she sounded.

Winter Olympics news, an Olympic champion, Lindsay Vaughn, has left Italy following four operations. Can you believe it? On her leg, like following that crucial injury she had, who were willing to compete as well after her as well. What an inspiration. We're not denying she'd be exhausted. She's working overtime. We're not denying. she would be freezing. It's minus nine.

We're not denying. She'd smell like she'd had a couple of couples. We're not there to smell her. So we were just touching on that and reporting on the facts that a lot of people are going, Danica's a legend, but also, why didn't Carl or Jane go, you need to take five. Shy guy. Hot off the presses. What have you got? Danica has come on the today show to say this. I just want to take a moment, if that's okay. Just to apologize, look, I totally misjudged a situation.

I shouldn't have had a drink, and especially in these conditions, it's cold, we've got altitude, and not having had dinner probably didn't help as well. But I want to take full responsibility. It's not the standard that I set for myself, but we have an amazing few days left here at the Winter Olympics as well. So hopefully I can turn our attention back to that, and I'll be back in about half an hour's time for more sport right here. I don't even know what you're talking about. Rowan, my biggest issue

from that apology statement, not that to you apologise, that's so lame. Damika, I'm sorry, you got so much shit. You're fine, you're a legend. My biggest issue, Rowan, did you hear that comment? Not having had dinner didn't help. You are in Italy, young lady. You should be eating all the food.

This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K. For bucks on hit. Yes, seven o'clock and eight o'clock we play for $10,000. One letter, 30 seconds, 10 questions, you get them all right. Hey, we'll give you $10,000, but only if you get them all right. Hello to you, Sarah. Hi, how are you?

Thank you. Sarah, we're good for a Thursday. We'd love to give you 10 grand. The question is, are you going to get 10? I hope so. The time for hoping is over, Sarah. You are now on the air, the time is winning. Are you going to get 10?

I'm sorry. She's sticking with hope. I'm going to get it. The first stage has got to be belief. Come on. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? I'll probably put it towards getting a new car or I don't know. Okay, no, that's not.

Babs is picking up a new car today. It's not for her. She could be picking up a new car and a boyfriend. She could be picking up a new boyfriend who is also a car salesman. So who's to say what is around the corner for you as well, Sarah. Your letter, it's solid. It's L. L for love. Okay.

Okay. All righty. Your time will start after the first question. You're ready? Yes, I'm ready. Starting with the letter L. We need you to name. A fabric.

Linen. Something fast. Puffs. A band? Pass. A drink. Um, Poss.

An app? Um. Um. A person. A country. Something in the bathroom. Oh, babe. Something you lost through.

In the bathroom. Don't act like you didn't hear that one. Okay, okay. So Sarah. Oh, gracious. Baby girl, you got one. And basically. It's because I pushed her to believe in herself.

So this is what happens, Sarah. So when you get zero, you've got to run around the building naked. That's a thing. What happens with one, Rowan? You have to pay me $10. Oh, that's nice. That's nice, Sarah. We'll figure it out off air, Sarah.

Bad will give your Rowan's bank details off air. I think the call's cutting out. Oh, okay. Sure it is. Yeah, we're going through a tunnel. Sorry. Great. Great years, Sarah.

Something fast. You could have a Lamborghini, band, Lincoln Park. Could have said Luke Sheffley. Could have said. It was all that. It's just like. Don't lie. It wasn't, Sarah.

Like, that's okay. All right. Without the timer now, without the timer, no pressure. What's a band? Oh, well, you just said Lincoln Park and now that's in my head. Okay, what about a drink? No pressure. A drink?

Yep. You said it's all there? La Croy. La Croy. La Croy is a drink? Jeez, that's not bad. Okay, maybe it is all there. Okay, maybe we'll give you two.

If you're lucky. No money to me, then, I guess. An app, listener. We can talk about them more on this show. We don't bring a listener at all, actually. We get fired. All right. Thank you, Sarah.

If you want to play at 8 o'clock, You know the deal. Whether you have hope or have belief, whatever. It obviously doesn't help. Just hope, belief, whatever. Just have some answers. Jess and Rowan, what should you not be doing with your mother? We will talk about that next.

This is Jess and Rowan. What shouldn't you do with your mum? Kiss. All right, there's one nomination for Kiss. For longer than a second. What shouldn't you do maybe in the company of you? When did you stop kissing your mum on the lips? Oh.

I could not remember. Young. Young. Yeah. And was that a choice from you or her, do you reckon? I would have, it's so young, I'd have no idea. That young. Beckham went viral ages ago with Little Harper.

She's now bigger Harper. But yes, for having a quick little, beautiful, and the internet hated it. I bet they did. But what shouldn't you do maybe in the company of your mother, in the presence of your mother with your mother? An actor and content creator from across the ditch, Kiwi man named Harrison Keith. He went to see a movie with his mom. Don't do that, first off.

Well, the movie happened to be grossing 77 million at the global box office, the smash hit, featuring Margot Robby and Jacob Allorty, of course, Wuthering Heights. I've seen it. Now, he has gone viral for sharing this. I'm going to say review of his experience at the movies. Look, I just got home from watching Wuthering Heights with my mum. Don't do it. It should be illegal.

It should be illegal to watch that film with your mother. I knew there was sex and it's always awkward watching sex scenes with your mum or whatever. It's like fractured our relationship, I think. The mother and son relationship. He has gone on to say there should be an NMS warning on movies like Wuthering Heights. Not safe for mum. No mother sons. No mother sons.

Because it's interesting, he said, I knew there would be sex scenes. It is a romance at the end of the day. I mean, I've not read the book, but even I, was getting the vibes, this is going to be steamy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's saying it was so intense. It's fractured our relationship. Really?

It's one thing to have, like, been watching. I remember sitting on the living room couch with my parents watching some movie, and then it got a little bit steamy, and you go, I'm uncomfortable. Your mum would be talking to them through the screen. Don't do it like that. But then it's also my dad going, where do I know him from? Where's that actor from?

I'm like, you're losing the plot here. Stop it. We're missing some key dialogue. But we're going to add to the list, well, one, Rowan's nomination of kissing your mum, but also seeing sexy movies with your mum, a lot of people piled on to Harrison's original pose, saying, when I was a teenager,

my mum and auntie took me to see basic instinct. Is that the one with Sharon Stein? I think that's the one with Sharon Stone, where she has the very famous leg opening scene. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone else said, I went with my mum to see eyes wide shut, thinking it was just another action thriller because Tom Cruise was in it.

Eyes wide shut. I've not seen eyes wide shut, but I'm assuming in a similar vein, bit sexy. I've seen Wuthering Heights. Definitely not a good one to watch with your mother. How passionate are we talking? It's not like... Is it full frontal? No.

You're not seeing Jacob in a story. No, no, no, no, no. It's not it, you know what's worse? Yeah. I shouldn't say worse. You know, it's more heated, heated robbery. That's got more passion than Wuthering Heights. Are you watching that with that?

Karen? No way. I know you don't live in the same state, but if the opportunity presented itself. They're Tasmanian, mate. Oh, you mean Wuthering Heights? No. No. They would get extremely weirded out by a head of robbery and probably Wuthering Hight.

What shouldn't you do with your mum? I'm taking it out of anything a little bit hot and horny. Yeah. I'm going to say gift shopping. This might be specific to my mother and me. I see the vibe. Yes. But my mum is the kind of person.

and being like, what should I buy Ange? And I say, well, you should get her these earrings. I think they're her style. She goes, I don't really like those. I'll get her these. I went, they are not her vibe. Not the point. Not for you.

And so my mum and I end up fighting over what we should get my sister-in-law, her daughter-in-law. And I go, what do you ask for my opinion if you're not actually going to take my two cents? So I'm going to add gift shopping. Yeah. With a mum. Don't go to, my mother. Yeah, you would never go to movies in my mother. All you'd be hearing is, all you be hearing.

That's like my dad. swearing in movies. Do they need to swear? Sometimes for impact dad, yes, they do. Oh, don't go to sport with my mother. Oh, everything's a problem. AFL. Because of the language, the violence.

Yes. Yeah, okay. Does she yell at umps? She's not fighting umpires, is she? Don't go to the food court with mum. She picks on you what you eat. Not bad, not this. She wants to eat half because she wants a piece.

No, she wants you have less. Oh, she's on the health kick. So she's ordered something bland. She wants your guzman burrito. Yeah. Karen, get your own. That's asshole behaviour from her, actually. 131060.

What shouldn't you do with your mum? Quick contribution on the text line from Jesse. I reckon never argue with your mum. It always ends bad. It's a good one, Jesse. This is Jess and Rowan. 131060, what shouldn't you do with your mum? Hey, maybe getting on the piss with your mum is something you shouldn't do.

Yeah, maybe not. Well, a couple of drinks with mum. Maybe, maybe not. Why we're talking about this is because, Kiwi actor and content creator. He's gone viral. His name's Harrison Keith. He went to see Wuthering Heights.

Of course, Margotry, Jacob, Alorty. We know it's a ROM. It's not a comm. Just a romance. It's really sad. However, you saw it. Is there no comm? There's no com.

It's all ROM. Fantastic costume design. Is it? Is Margot phenomenal? She's pretty good. You know what I reckon? If it wasn't Margot Robbie and if it wasn't Jacob Laudy, no one would care.

Really? They're good in it. They're both great in it. Margot's exceptional. But I think, like, overall, I think. Oh. Sad, I cried like four times. It's, it is depressing.

It's, I love a spoiler, but I think it's too new for me to ask you for spoilers. I'll ask you off here. I mean, it's Wuthering Heights. And the book came out in the 1800s. I know, but, oh, so you're saying the statute of limitations is up? I think so. Who dies? Everyone knows.

No, no, people get mad. People hate spoilers. People will get mad. Okay. I talked about headwigs getting killed off in Harry Potter. Oh my God, the hate I got. I went, the series is 15 years old. I haven't even got that far.

No, it's 20. I haven't even got that far in all the series. I didn't know he died. The owl? The owl. The owl died? Yes. Trying to protect Harry.

Getting shot? Well, there's no guns in Harry Potter. He got Avada Cardavid. He got Gadavid. Are you kidding? By he shall not be named? No, it was not even. Do you like that?

Ah, how about it? Because I all do it. Like that? None of them go like this. Why can't they just do that? They all go, I think it was. Who does Howl in a bottom car to play?

She's my favourite, Belatrix. Can you triple check that? Who killed Hedwig? But he dove in front of it to save Harry. Oh my God. The house is sacrificed. Ultimate sacrifice.

Like the bodyguards for the president, Angus will love that reference. We've always talked about. Yeah, but who? Death eater is just the catarer. Oh, we were asking in 131060, what shouldn't you do with your mum? Maybe watch Harry Potter. Jess, hello.

Hi. Jess, do you know who killed Hedwick? Like, who actually cast the spell? I'm not off the top of my head. I actually forgot he died. Oh, sorry to make you relive for trauma. Sad about it. We are talking, what shouldn't you do with your mum?

What's your thing to add to the list? So with my mum is don't go anywhere to eat with her. It doesn't matter if it's my fancy or even just a, a food area at a shopping centre. She always finds something to complain. I love that. So whether it's the Bay Marie food from the food court. What's your mother's complaining all the time?

Is she the kind of person, Jess, like my mum, Rowan, my mum wants found a caterpillar in her salad. She nearly burnt the place to the ground. What do you mean? Oh, I would do. To be fair to her, she had a right, but is your mum like calling the waiter over? I want to speak to the manager sort of vibe. Yeah, my, on my engagement,

party. My mum had ordered, I think it was pork. It come to her. She didn't like the smell of it and she thought it was going to taste disgusting. So she did a mean refund. Hang on. So she didn't actually then even try it. She just thought the smell was a bit iffy and wanted a refund. Did she get her refund? Yes, because she stood there until they gave it to them. She was firm on her feet. Okay. So we don't go out to eat with Jess's mom. Oh my God. That's Fantastic. Thank you for your nomination. Got one here on the text line, Rowan, from Crystal. Never play Snap, Osia.

Crystal said, never play Snap with your mum, because it always ends up in a bruised hand. That'll be me with Lucia. I'm ruthless with Snap. Oh, poor thing. Bronny said don't take driving lessons with your mum. And Katie Garlic, the best name I've ever seen in my life. Katie Garlic's a fake name.

I'm going to change my name to that. That's fantastic. You should never share competitive sports interest with your mom. Ooh, that sounds interesting. Anyway, do we have a definitive? No. We don't play the ads. I'll look it up myself and get back to you.

This is Jess and Rowan. Newburgh breakfast in 2026. This is Jess and Rowan. Justin Rowans. What's the three-song? Slow down, babe. Is it not why I thought it's giving you a little bit more time? Sorry, I'm having too good of a time.

Jess is having fits over there. Please make sure you're following us. Jess and Rowan on the socials. Rowan giving me a full body of vodka guitar. I can feel it in my back now. Unbelievable commitment. Hold it up in it just so I can see a little bit. Oh, we pleasure.

Look at this. Hold it up a little bit. Okay, that's funny. Oh, God. Pardon me. We've got a game to play, but that video will be up momentarily as fast as I can't do it. shy guy, you're going to give us three things.

Yep. We're going to tell you what those three things have in common, but we have to say it the way you want it said. The way I've got it written down shy guy in ease. That's right. We get accused a lot that this game is too chaotic, guys, so let's rain it in. I'd already forgot what the game was, but thank you for reminding me.

Here we go. First one. PayPal, Stripe. Payments. Align payments. Roan app. No, rowing. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. One to Rowie. Next one. Air Force One, Sambers. New Balance. They are from the 90s. Adidas. They're Adidas.

Sambers, Air Force, one. Stylish shoes. Styles shoes. They're all just stylish shoes. They're in shoes at the moment. Wow. Robins on. Air Force is Nike, so I couldn't give you all the Adidas one.

Rowan on two. Vaghanes on Zero. Jess on Zero. This game makes me really angry. Yeah, it comes across. This game makes me really angry. It's a song. Here we go.

Main character, Dululu, touch grass. They're all terms. Their terms, they're terms slang. I have to give it to Rowan. No. That's a shame. He wanted to hear the word slang. Ready for this?

Ready for this? We're both on zero, Bads. Sorry, one sec. Just going to hit the 6'7. That was really lame. Don't do that. That was bad for you. You were the cool one of the team.

I think Babs has officially regained the title. Well, I've got the slang. Anyway, next one. Hang on. So if he gets this, isn't over. That was stupid. This is insanity. Kangaroo, koala, one bat.

Australian animals. Australian marsupials. They are Australian marsupials. Yes. Okay. Thank goodness. Let's stay in the game, Babs. Marley and me, the breakup, murder, mystery.

They know they've got Jennifer Anderson. Yes, they do, bads. Oh. All right, we're still alive, baby. I've got the ips. He could still win it, though, so come on. All right. Buzz Cola, blue milk, fizzy lifting drink.

Are they fan to fall? Flavours? No. Are they Flavis? American soft drink? No. Are they flavors available? No.

Nothing to do with flavors. Blue drinks. Go again? Fizzy drinks. Go again? Fisie drinks. Buzz Cola, blue milk, fizzy lifting drink.

Toy Story. Something about hungry jacks. Are they available at... No. Blue milk? Blue milk. Buzz cola. Are they made up?

Are they made up fictional sodas? Yes. They are fictional sodas. What? Buzz Cola from the senses. Blue milk from Star Wars, fizy lifting drinks. That's what I knew.

Buzz Cola. Wait, so what do you got two? So you get, no. Jess on two, Rowan on three, Babs and one. If you get this, you win. If Jessica assists, you two go to a tie. Babbs is out no matter what. So you're just playing for fun now.

That sucks. That sucks. That sucks. That sucks. Bebott. Are they clones? By. Calvin Klein!

No. Say that again? Instinct signature. Dior? Dior. No. Instinct. Prada.

No. Gucci? No. Tom Ford. Famous person. Ralph Lauren. No. Oh, Tom Hill figure.

No. Was that right? What was it? Babbs has it. It doesn't matter. She has it, Rowan, win. Sorry. It was David Beckham fragrance.

She should have whispered it to me. David Beckham fragrances. Does that mean I win? You've still won. Sweet. Well done. Nice. I was waiting for Harry Potter references, to be honest.

You should have. You should have something. I don't know the movie. Who? Because it's Snape Voldemort and... Harry. This is Jess and Rowan. Rowan, just quickly.

I'm a little worried about the perception I might have in the community. I know already this morning I've made Babs go out and buy me a coffee and tickle my arm, but beyond that, that's just a bit of fun in the room, but I'm a bit worried because something's come across my desk, someone talking about me. And I go, oh, is that how they feel about me?

Gossip stuff? Well, I am booked today to do some promo. I am emceeing a great event in Shoal Bay, the Shoal Bay Food and Wine Festival, in about a month's time. Today I'm booked to go out there, do some promo, do some content. Yeah. And part of that for today's shoot will be celebrating the great eateries around the area. Good spot.

It's a great spot right on the water. Beautiful. And obviously, it's the Food and Wine Festival. Yes. But my contact knows me. She knows me well. And she has said, I've communicated your diatries. One of them being, I do not eat seafood.

Yeah, that's okay. I'm scaredy pants. I'm juvenile. I don't want to try it. It's an octopal thing. Exactly. It's an octopal thing. But one of my best mates happens to be in the mix of this conversation.

I didn't know that. But she has just sent me the memo that all the eateries have gotten ahead of my arrival. Oh, read it out, please. And in bold, underlined and red, it says, chefs to serve Jess food. Jess can ask questions. Note, she does not like seafood. Do not even ask her to eat it or try it.

Oh, my God, they're all going to ask you to try it. But now I'm, like that makes, that makes me sound like such a diva. I've gone, don't even waste your threat. You get down to tyranny there. I've just said I don't eat seafood. Please communicate that to the chefs. I don't want them to waste the bug roll and offer it to me and I go on camera. I don't want it.

And then we've got to start the take again. But that sounds bad. So I said to my mate Carly, I went, oh, geez, can you? Like they can offer it to me, but it's awkward when I go, no thanks. But that feels tyranty, doesn't it? What if you saw the octopus and it's suckers? Oh, I can't. I can't.

You just had like a little, you had it on a nice little cracker, all those little, um, little mini pancakes. They had, they're like, I don't know. Like the balini. Is a balini? Is a balini? Is a blini? Squid and the fish eggs.

I can't handle the suckers. The cramp fest, the suckers. I can't have octopause actually in front of me. I stopped going to a restaurant because I went once for the first time and they had a mural of an opetopus. I can't do a mural. I can't do a mural. The suckers.

Well, this may be. This is the only way you get stuff done in the modern day. You have to be tyranny. What about... No, it doesn't. No, no, please. What about when you're at, like, a play center, Luchian, they've got like a whole seaw.

Sea wall. What about the sea wall, mate? I don't care for them. I have taken to the aquarium a couple of times, and I did avoid her. She's like, well,'s down there, and I went, we're not going to go look down there. That's the Octopus's garden.

Not there. People keep trying to tell me, watch that doco. The octopus teacher where the dude falls in love with the... No. I saw someone on TikTok that they took a little baby octopus home and it grew into this monster thing, and they let it go and it went through a hole. Yeah.

That's what freaks me out. No bones. No bones, little holes. Big head. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on here. Yeah, we had a measly one at 7 o'clock with Sarah. And playing again at 8 o'clock is a different Sarah.

Are we sure it's a different town? I don't know. Hello, Sarah. Hello. Sounds different. Sarah. Different vibe. Let me see if I can trip up.

Do you play at 7 o'clock? No. I didn't. Checks out. Checks out. Sarah, good morning to you. Thank you for joining the show. Your namesake at 7 got 1. Awful.

Are you going to do 9 better and get 10? I hope so. No, this is the same. That was the same name. Babs. You gave us the same word. Babs. This is the same Sarah.

I'm picking up her phone. How dare you? She's organizing a date. I can see you. That was not. All right. All right. Sarah, hang on this will get us.

What did the other Sarah say? New car. Sarah, what do you want to spend 10 grand on? I would just go on a really big shopping street. For cars? No, I don't know. Okay, you want some clothes. You want to update the wardrobe?

Yeah, I get it. All right, I love that. Maybe you'd like to buy, I can't think of one item of clothing starting with the letter. Maybe you'd like to buy yourself a new necklace to accompany your new outfit, because that starts with the letter N and that's what you'll be working with. Okay, sweet. All right, you ready to go? Okay.

Are you on speaker? What's going on? Take us off speaker, I don't like. You sound a bit far away. You got it. You got it. Okay. I don't want to miss a thing.

Your time will start after the first question, Sarah. You ready to rock? Yeah, I'm ready. Starting with the letter N, we need you to name. An ice cream flavour. Pass. A band? Pass.

An animated character. Pass. An adjective. An adjective. Nauty? An occupation. Nurse. A sitcom.

Pass. A something sharp. Nice. An astronomy term. Oh, no. A boy's name. Nick. Something in the bedroom.

Okay, all right. It can get the same. So, guys, guys, guys, this is what we're doing. It's so much harder. Yeah, yeah, we've turned it before. Just so everyone knows, listen. listening and on the team. Sarah's are banned for a week.

Banned for a week. All Sarah's banned for one week. The two Sarah's today, you have done all the other Sarah's are disservice. Two Sarah's two weeks, band. I've said it. Bams, did you got that? Roger that. You know who I'm a horror?

Natalie. Remember, she got the nine. Anyway, Sarah, let's go through some learning. So when you play again, you're better. Nutella, ice cream flavour. You could have had nickel back as a band. Ned Flanders, Nick Wild. Nemo for animated character.

Who's Niem? Nick Wild. I don't know. Neither. Shy guy's written it down. No, the Babs has. Good on your bad. Sympia.

Whatever. Oh, the fox. Oh, the fox. Oh, nice. Nick Wilde. Um, adjective. What did you say, naughty? Yeah, naughty.

Yeah, okay. So three. Okay, that's not too bad. Occupation, you said nurse. Sickom. Could have nurse. Nurse Jackie. Love Nurse Jackie.

Something sharp. It knife starts with Kay. She knows. Gets it. We laugh. You all up. Neptune, the 12th term. A boy's name.

Yeah, you've got it. Good one. Okay, good one. So better than the 7 o'clock, Sarah, but not good enough. Yeah. I hit... Three's okay. No, three's not.

No, two-week ban. Sorry, Sarah. Two-week ban for all Sarah's. She would have had to get a seven, I think. Yeah, to get it back. To have put Sarah's back into the opposite of disrepute. Yes. Good repute.

Are we okay with banning all Sarah's? Yeah. All games. Temporary. Temporary. Two week band. Two-week ban. Oh, that includes dips.

Just a, yes, it includes dips. Just to time. Time out. Two week time out on all fair. Think about what you've done. Come back to us in a couple of weeks, mate. Jess and Roan. Morning.

This is Jess and Rowan. At any opportunity this week, you could win our Cooker of the Week prize. 500 is banned with recreation beauty. Of course, the phone number is 131060. Save that as Jess and Rowan phone. And then save Jess and Rowan text. Yeah. 048-18-1069.

Some fantastic contributions already coming through. Yes. And you can win a fun Cook of the Week Prize. unless you name Sarah. There's no Sarah's are winning anything on the show for next two weeks. They're banned. Two week ban for Sarah's for piss poor efforts at Alpha Box. You brought everyone into disrepute.

Hang on a minute. Lovely women. S-A-H included S-A-R-A. If you're a S-A-R-A, no. Sarah, you're fine. You can win. Sarah with a H, you're gone. Yeah, Sarah with a H.

And if there's a Sarah without the H, but you pronounce it, Sarah, also gone. Oh. Also got it. Sarah. It's okay. Now, we get Asara here. Well, I'm not going to win anything, so they can come on air.

No, Sara, you said yes. Oh, Sarah can. Sorry. We'll write the rules down after show. Yeah, yeah. We probably should get it in print because we'll probably get complaints. We'll do a Canva cell on Canva on Camba. I love that. I love that.

Oh, lovely. Yesterday I walked out of my house. Yeah, exactly. That's us. Walked out of the house and I saw something that lit up my eyes and I thought, you know what? When you see this in the flesh, your day doesn't get me better. Oh, you peaked.

Yeah, you've peaked. And I actually was thinking about it yesterday when I jumped in my car after seeing said thing and thought, no one, unless they saw that thing, no one could top this. Wow, you've seen the best thing ever. Yep. Let me paint the picture. I walk out of the house. It's starting to rain.

No problem. There it is. A 12-week-old golden retriever puppy walking up the street. I locked eyes with it. It locked eyes with me. Oh. Ran up to me. Oh.

Like it was so excited to see me. On the lead with someone or was it free range? Oh, it's a little street. It's okay. Oh. And it just, they're like, ah, and it has me. I'm rubbing, I'm grabbing it. And it was so happy.

And she was like, mum was like, don't jump, don't jump. And I'm like, I'm like kissing its face. Yep. And I just thought to myself, your days one when you see a 12-week old golden-tribing puppy, it is as if it's the Great White Buffalo. And it is, would you argue, the added element of it having chosen you? Yes.

It came up to you. It's like when you're at a party, the house party and the dog is there and it chooses you to sit behind, sit in front of. A dog is great. A dog is always great. A really good dog as well. An old golden retriever, such a sweet dog always. You've shown you so many videos of sweet golden retriever. It's just meandering down the street.

But when you see one who's fresh and happy, bit gangly. Oh. Oh, your day doesn't get better. And I thought to myself... Just a ball of floof. I reckon everyone listening to this program. You sweetheart. I reckon no one could top it their day is saying.

What happened yesterday? Nothing's better than seeing a brand new gold retriever puppy walking down the street and being excited to see you a stranger in its life. Does this, this might make me a glass half empty kind of gal. But what time would you have said that was? This was. Five? Probably five.

Okay, five. I was going to say, what were you there? I've gone at the rain. Wow. It just started. Does it make you a little sad? I mean, I guess the day's over at five, but you go, well, it's all downhill from here. Nothing's getting better.

Wednesday is now Kaputzky, because I've peaked. When you see a gold retriever puppy in public, It is one of life's great joys. Like the first beer at the airport. Even if it's 7 a.m. And you've paid $28. Doesn't count when it's at the airport. Can I add supplementary to your golden retriever?

Add what you like. I get up early. Obviously, I'm the earliest one up in my house. Give or take the toddler. But I come out to the living room. The thump, thump, thump, thump, of the doggy's tail. Well, that's lovely.

Because he's a light sleeper. Even it might be he's half a sleeper. But he senses my presence. And the thump, thump, thump, thump, That's nice, isn't it? But you see it every day. I do see it every day and it still gets me every time. One of those big moments.

That's how I start my day. It's why I'm always in a good mood. Like, when do you see a... I even saw a bulldog puppy like a few months ago. They're your favourite. And it would have been eight weeks old. Oh, gracious. It was tiny.

I said, it should be still with mum, but never mind. Have you stolen that dog? Right. But it was so cute. I picked it up with my one hand. You know what? If you ever see a puppy around eight to 12 weeks, no one's having a better day than you.

You. Oh, well, I'd love some extra nominations. Yeah. I don't want people to dispute you. They can if they wish. They can if they want. But what is that thing? What a feel good thing we're about to do.

I love this. Yeah, you kind of go, hell yeah. Hell yeah. My day has peaked when I have seen this. I've experienced this. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. A really out of the blue moment.

Yes. Thank God that happened today. It's like boob in the wild. Wild boob. Wild boob. Wild boob. Holy. Makes shy guys day.

Absolutely. It does. He's a boob guy. That's why you look. Where he lurks. You a boob guy, lurker? I'm not a lurker. Boob in the wild.

Boob in the wild. 13-1060 or 04-8-8-18-1069. You see this thing and you know my day... No one's having a better day to me. Yep. What's better than seeing it? What's better than living the dream? I shouldn't say live the dream.

That's... No, it's a separate thing. 13-60. This is Jess and Rowan. Right now we're talking. When you see this, you know your day has. has peaked. Like my day yesterday, I saw a 12-week-old golden retriever.

I locked its eyes. It locked me, ran to me. It's like it'd know me forever. I love that. There's nothing better. And you don't normally see a lot of puppies running around. See a lot of retrievers. Yes, yes.

Could they be? Oh, these might be fighting words, Rowan. Is the golden retriever the cutest of the puppies? No. No. What do you think is cuter than a golden retriever puppy? A Bernese mountain dog puppy. is stupid good.

Is it like the amount of fluff and they're just as big bigger? I'd like to... I've seen a newfoundland puppy before? I'm not seen a newfoundland puppy before. Oh my God, look like a little gorilla. Oh my God. Okay, I'd like a supplementary thread going on the text line. Your nomination for cutest puppy.

They don't get much cuter than a gold matured puppy though. See, Labrador could probably fight a gold. It's rare. For the title. That's why they use them in the Kleenex ads. A brown lab puppy. Oh. Rare air.

But you saw one. And it chose you. Yep. Ran up to you. Five o'clock yesterday. You knew my day has peaked. It was kind of a hell yeah moment. Hell yeah.

Someone texted us 04-8-8-106-9. I love this. I know my day's peaked when the Lego aisle is on sale. Oh, that's a good one. You see that yellow ticket in amongst the yellow boxes? Cheers, Kmart. Let's roll it. I like this one as well on the text line.

I know my day is peaked. When you do a number two, you look down. The paper is. clean after you've wiped. The phantom. The phantom. The phantom. I thought it was called.

I call it the ghost. The ghost poop. Oh, no. Ghost puppy is where it's not in the bowl. Oh, it goes up. Yeah, it's like it's so dense. It got sucked up the pipes. Oh, boss Jay's going to send me an email.

That's a great nomination. That's a good one. He's monitoring. Don't worry about that. Jess has texts as saying a blue merle board a collie puppy. They're cute. Is the cutest of all the puppies. Is she got one?

That sounds biased. The blue eyes. They are cute. The Aussie puppies are cute. Oh, they're cute. Look, all puppies, very cute. Of course, but there's got to be a winner. Hello, Courtney.

Hi, how are you? Courtney, we're fantastic. I mean, we're not as good as Rowan. He had a golden retriever puppy. He had a golden retriever puppy. I still floating. Glowing. Yesterday.

But what do you see and you know, this is a good day? If I have to fill up my tank and it's like 50 or 60, like no dollars, no cents, Oh, bang on. Even. Yep, smack bang.

Oh, on a round number. Wow. How have you? Do you aim for that, Courtney, or you're saying it just happens? No, if it happens, it's a good day. Oh, that's a great day. That is a great day. Also, cutest puppy is a King Charles Cavalier.

No. You're on your own. I don't care. This is Jess and Rowan. We have been talking about this all week. Just never been able to get to it. And then something else comes up. Teasing it.

comes up. When we forget, then we don't care, and something else comes up. Jess has a very important renovation update to talk to us about. The problem child of our renovation, Rowan. The renovation that never seems to end. I'm the problem child. He's the only one keeping this whole operation afloat. Anyone who has been through a reno will know you get all the experts involved. You're dedicated to it.

But my goodness, hiccup after hiccup, hurdle after hurt. Unforeseen issue. The smallest room in the house has become the thorn in our side. What room is that? The onsuit. A lot could go wrong with it onsweet. A lot can go wrong. So the whole point of us doing this renovation was so we can stay in our beautiful home.

We outgrew it very quickly when we welcomed the child. So we are just trying to do some smart moves to make it a bit more livable, make it a little bit more spacious. One of them is adding a master bed with walking. in Roben-Onsuit. Lovely, lovely. The onsuit, my friend. Oh, my God. It's too small to have a double basin.

The window is now looking over the streets. So the neighbours are going to say... One basin. Oh, no. The only thing I wanted in the whole Renault was a double. Because have you tried to brush your teeth at the same time as your partner? You're knocking elbows. Can't spit.

Yeah, we don't do well together. It's not good. So the double basin, to me, I go, if we're renovating, Can we please eliminate that problem? May as well. But now we've got issues with no one makes the double basin. No one? Well, no, to the size that we have available.

They're all too big. Custom vanities. We've just got like a really long sink. Great idea. I'm not a builder. On what planet? On what planet? Like a trough.

A trough? You and I, my friend. Does not a great house. We would do. designed an amazing house. You would design a very functional house, but would it be very ascetic and pleasing. It's all about the tiles anyway in the bath, and everyone knows that. This is what horses drink from.

Plenty of room. You're basically putting a urinal wall as the... Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea. I mean, who doesn't want that? I don't want that. Stinks, bro. And we haven't been able to find a sink to these measurements you've made up in your head.

But this problem room, just thing after thing, all right? But I've been in charge of tiles because Angus knows, look, you need it a bit kooky, you need it a bit colorful. Well, you can go to the tile warehouse and get the samples, all right? Yep. I come home with quite an eclectic array of shapes, textures and colors, all right? And I have them laid out. And Angus, I think, has gotten to a point where he's now just worried about this Renaulting us. He almost doesn't care about aesthetics.

He's like, whatever. Let's just make a freaking decision. and start earning money to pay it off. So I've got all these laid out, all right, and I'm going, yeah, I like this, I like this. My fanciest friend comes over, Rowan. We both know her cake holer. Her whole life is style, design. Judgment.

Well, she rolls in and goes, hmm, what are all these for? She's thinking they're for different rooms. I said, well, that's the floor of the onsuit. That's the wall of the onsuit. And that, my friend, in a tiny burnt orange square is a pool mosaic that I would like them to fashion around the shower. I don't know if you can do too many colours and prints in the same room.

Jess can't. I don't know if you can. Thank you, shy guy. The words pool mosaic, she had a real issue with. So can you imagine a pool with the tiny little squares as the tile that, yeah, and you can imagine. shapes and patterns and almost images out of. Like an octopus, you wouldn't, but like an octopus on a seawall.

Don't ruin my pool mosaic idea, all right? She was wigger now that on my terracotta coloured floor, my green, well, you see how they're tiny squares? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you now. Green wall, orange pool mosaic. Hmm. Her eyes rolled so far back into her head. Well, luckily it's not your house, Kate. That's my point, Rowan.

The judgment I'm getting, and particularly for a room, who else is seeing the onsuit? To be fair. If I want a pool mosaic, I'm going to have a pool mosaic. I did find a double basin here for $700 from Temple and Webster. Have you even Googled them? When you say a, yeah, but how wide is it, my friend? Looks like it's two bowls, but it was wide as you want. No, no, that's the issue.

We don't have the space to go wide. We need specific small. Okay, this one here looks a little bit small. This says 1,200 mill. No, I need 1350. There's a horse trough of buny. I don't want a horse drop. You need 1350.

This is 1,200. Too sweet. Two of them. In there. Bang. Done. Call Angus right now. Wait, two by...

Are you serious? Two by 12? Two sinks in a 1200 metre thing. Yep. I don't think Justice Builder went to Temple and Webster. I think that's the problem here. I'm clicking it right now. It's called the Byron double natural oak wall hung.

Yeah, but does it have sort of that art deco Italian farmhouse vibe? It has two sinks, mate. What are we talking about here? Yeah, but it has to compliment. my Art Deco Farmhouse and also the orange pool mosaic. The one day that I need that screen on her side working, not working. This computer doesn't work. What's going? Anyway, that's 800 bucks. You might have just solved all our problems.

It's on sale. Have you got, like, you? My birthday's coming up. Angus is quite intelligent bloke. You are smart. Is it nice, though? Come have a look. Come have a look. Come over look. Come over look. So see there, so there's the two circles. God's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is Jess and Rowan. Justin Rowan Where's Sia being?

She's hanging out in the wigging it? I like that. You didn't like that? Wiging it? Wiging it? Like wigging it? Not your best. And you've been good today.

Thank you, Matt. And right at the end, you fall. Please go have a look. Whether you're a Harry Potter fan or not. Excuse me, a bit of a headache actually doing it. I have never seen someone put their body more. into an action. Jess and Rowan on Instagram.

Other than Cedric Diggery. Rowan embodying the Dark Lord. Yes. He who, what is it? He who shall not be named. Anyway, some great gear. Thank you to all the contributions coming through on the text line.

A lot of people voting for the cutest puppy. Oh, yeah. What he got? Someone has offered to bring their puppy in. Is it a Bernese mountain dog? No, that's a puppy called Percy. What's Percy? Eden.

You haven't told me what? sort of puppy Percy is. Mine's the cutest. Someone else said grudel. I don't know. I don't know. Look, I'm not a big fan of the oodles.

Someone said husky. I'm not a huge fan of the oodles either. I don't like the breeding of them. I don't like that. I don't like that. Sorry to all the oudle owners. I'm sure you're fantastic. Yeah.

A lot of people voting for. Oh, hang on a minute. You're not going to believe what Percy is. Don't say Bernie's Mountain Dog. No. Go on retriever. Yeah, golden retriever. Eden, you might have to come in.

Maybe you'll have to come in. Well, tell your mum. Tell you, man. Eden's young. I would hope Eden's in school by now. Oh, because we might be talking to Jackie then. Good morning, Jackie. All right.

We'll do that off there. We will. More live the dream code words through the day today. And we'll drop up into your drive time with some more codes. Absolutely. But tomorrow, of course, is Friday. We're going to draw the cooker of the week. No Sarah's.

If you missed it, if you name Sarah, you can't win. Alpha Bucks goes in the podcast, doesn't it, Shy Guy? The podcast, yeah. Have a listen to today's podcast. you'll see why all Sarah's. Banned. I've been banned for two weeks from this program. We can call it a timeout or a ban.

I'm better with a ban, I think. I feel like ban is more evocative. They're banned. They're banned for two weeks. I'm not even interested in what I have to say. Bye, bye. Bye-bye. That was the Jess and Rowan podcast.

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