Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - BONUS | Producer Babs' Diary!

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

Producer Babs takes over from Shy Guy this week taking a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Daco. Normally we have Shy Guy's diary, he's been away, the show's been pretty much away, so Babs got full control. Absolutely. She realised, hang on a minute, Friday's fast approaching, we're going to need to take a look back at the week that was, albeit two of those shows were best ofs, I was down for one of those extra days. Lucky.

Lucky she had that little diary, and we get to see the week from her perspective. Power hungry, is how I'd describe it. And we get to see the week from her perspective. Power hungry is how I describe it. It's gone to her head. That is for sure. At 6.01, she said, I'm going home. I've done enough this week. Because she couldn't handle the heat. I heard her bitching about other people in the office.

I was like, oh, you've gone full breakfast talent. That's not true. I'm a sweet angel in this office. Thank you. She was ripping and tearing on the sales team. Ripping and tearing. Oh, and the mics went off. Oh, goodness me.

There's something about this chair. It does something. It does something to your head. We're good people. Here's our diary. Well, what an extremely short week it's been with Jess and Ducko. Jess and Shargai have been sick and away, meaning I had to really step up this week.

I don't think it went to my head at all. There was a burn around the ding-a-ding. Honey, he's rich. There's only one show to wake up with. Babs. Babs is tired, so it's becoming an issue. Ducko. How hard is it to say,

you're right, turn my butt plug out? This is Babs and Ducko. Great camera action. Good morning. We didn't get sick from the baby shower, so we're still going to be here doing something, Babs. Yeah, where are you? You get to step up today.

I know, I'm scared. I feel like I've lied on my resume too many times. Somehow I'm here. And here you are. Yeah, I'm here. You went from receptionist in the office to now doing this show with me. Yeah, I'm sitting in Jess's chair. Yeah, this is a big moment for you.

Yeah, it's a bit moist. The moment's moist or Jess's chair? Jess's chair. Yeah, so I'm crotch. We're getting texted on the text line. 0488881069. Someone said Shy Guy's faking it. I love that.

Is Shy Guy actually sick? But I love this one. Tony said, morning, guys. Is it like a sporting team in there at the moment? If Babs does a really good job, does Jess come back to the bench and become producer Jess? The answer is, I am open to a car ambassadorship. So, yes.

Yes! Good morning, Wade. Good morning, Ducko and Bev. Ah, there you go. That's cool. You like that, Bev? She's getting used to the hot seat, Wade. Even Ducko had more responsibility than usual, and he crumbled.

Jess came back and was quick to let him know that too. A sauce. Aioli. An sauce. Aioli. An apple. An animal. Alpaca. So the letter was A. The letter was A.

Yeah. And I asked her, when I looked down at the sheet and saw animal, I asked her for an apple. You did. Now, I just want to ask you a question. I thought dyslexia was jumbling the letters. It is. But you've just made up new letters.

I've just had an absolute doozy. I don't know. It's like swapping letters from above and before. Oh, you're pulling letters from anywhere on the page. I can't remember what was below it bad. What was the question? Something you wear. I can't justify that. I need to know where the P's were on the page. I can't remember what was below it, Brad. What was the question? Something you wear. Can't justify that.

I need to know where the P's were on the piece of paper. Whoops. Anyway, it was nice to have Jess back, though. Even if it took her a hot minute to get back into it. Right now, we need to talk ghost poos. We must. We must. So Julia Barton, who's a physical therapist at Stanford,

calls them unicorn poops or no wipers. No wipers is good. I like those. NWs. Yeah, NWs is very good. Someone else calls them, what's this, Dr. Ira Leeds in Yale calls them the Nirvana poops. I thought someone called them the Dr. Ira Leeds.

I'm like, what does that mean? Why would you do that? Sorry, the Dr. Who. Yeah. She's from Yale. I never watch Dr. Who. Does he disappear? Nirvana poops.

Oh, sorry. Nirvana. Yale. I never watched Doctor Who. Does he disappear? Nirvana poops. Oh, sorry. Nirvana. Yeah, I'm... Where am I getting Doctor Who? I don't know. You got Doctor Ira Leeds from Yale Medicine. I don't know. Ah, you've been away for a few days.

We'll get you back to match fitness. It's like you're coming back from an injury. It's a soft tissue. We're just trying to ease you into it. Did I just plug out? What am I saying? I'm going to stop. Continue.

But did you see how I supported you? I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever she said. Anyway. You're a good friend. Well, what a humbling week. Don't worry, guys. The team will be back next week, and there is no chance you'll see me in Jess's chair ever again after this.

Tell you what, Babs was trying to gun for a car ambassador ship yesterday. She was in your chair for two seconds, and she was trying to get free wheels. Which badge was she after? She seems like a Nissan girl to me. She didn't care. Honestly, I'm not picky. Anything's good. She just said, I'll take a car.

If anyone's listening. Does this seat get you a car ambassador? Yeah, it gets a car. She would have a teeth whitening kit sent in straight away after the show. And those scrunch bum leggings, which she's wearing to death. Also, my brows look a bit crap at the moment. All right, relax, babe. It takes years to get this stuff.

You know what someone said, Nick, in our promotion scene, we came out yesterday, and he was like, well done, guys. He goes, oh, my God. I was listening, and I was like, it sounds like a dad and daughter show.

Okay, there's like four years between them. It's definitely ten years. Yeah, but you're an old soul, and he's young at heart, so, I mean, surely... Anything else, I'm load-bearing and old. Yes, you are. What else?

And your eyebrows suck. Your words like mine. And you'll never have a car from us. See you next week, Rice Cookers. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Macca's fiery new spicy chicken McGrath is even more reason for a Macca's run.