Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Episode Date: November 30, 2024

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Ducco. Friday, it's good to be here everyone. So good. It's like stepping into a warm bath. It is, the perfect tent bath with the right amount of bubbles. Oh yeah. So we can't see each other new but we're still there. And the back pillow.

Isn't that nice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of comfort. And the thing over the bath where you can put your iPad on it so you can wash stuff. Oh, the little tray table. The little tray table. I don't want to think about how perpetually damp the bath pillow always stays and what's growing inside it.

But we keep that out of our minds and we enjoy. And if we're bathing together, I'd probably weed in there. But still. Hey, man. We're all friends here. We really are. We're all friends. We really are.

Yeah. After seeing what your daughter did to her bath. Hey, man. After seeing my birth picture, we can't get much closer. Yeah. What up? I can't wait to see Morgan's. And I know she'll be really keen for you to share that with other people.

I can't wait to have Shy Guy in there just taking photos. I know, on his digicam. On his digicam. Shy Guy, how's the photo? It's fine. It's fine. Morgan, you're making a face. Yeah!

Hey, it's time for the diary. Here it is. Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. We started the week with some contention within the team regarding the budget for our Secret Santa presents. You've lit a fire under me, Ducko. Leave it with me. We'll be drawing names after the show and we will confirm the budget.

Yeah, you know, the budget is no more than $20. $20? $20. There's no point. It's going to be garbage. $30. $30. Stupid presents.

Bit of fun. No, it's going to end up in the landfill if it's stupid. No, your Secret Santa and my Secret Santa are different. Anyway, we'll work out the semantics. Good, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. But we will draw names after the show. Thank you for lighting that up. So she'll make probably just money like, I don't know, something easy, $200.

Yes. See, she wants to earn. You're involved in that. No, mate, we're doing $30. I know what you earn. It's the same as you. I know. But I'd rather spend it elsewhere.

Yeah, that's fair. Speaking of money, the guys have been trying to hype up the AppleBucks players before they take a shot at the 10 grand, but I don't think it's been working. They did this on Tuesday. Today, that choice is yours, Catherine. Good morning. Good morning. All right, she's ready to go. Yeah, she switched into, Catherine. Good morning. Good morning. All right.

She's ready to go. Yeah, she's switched into game mode. Be aggressive. Be aggressive. Oh, Catherine's daughter would be very proud of you. I was trying to bring it on reference as well. I love that. Burn.

It's cold in here. There must be a Catherine in the atmosphere. I said. Hey, hey, hey. Ice, ice, ice. Break it down. That is just. Where did that come from? That's deep. That's deep archives. Deep in your atmosphere. I said. Hey, hey, hey. Ice, ice, ice. Break it down. That is just, where did that come from? That's deep.

That's deep archives. Deep in your core. Have you seen that movie, Catherine? No. Complete waste of time. Even though that one failed, it didn't stop the guys from giving it another crack on Thursday. The choice today is yours, Caleb Goodmorning. Hey, how's it going?

Mate, we're fantastic. Caleb, what are you going to choose to play with? The grown-ups questions or the kids questions? I've always said are you going to choose to play with? The grown-ups' questions or the kids' questions? I always said if I get through, I'd go the grown-ups' questions. So we'll go from 10K. He's got his big boy pants on. He wants to do it. He's not mucking around.

He goes, I got one shot, one opportunity. Yeah. Come on, Caleb. Are your knees weak, arms spaghetti? Arms are heavy. Are your arms heavy, legs spaghetti? Vomit on your sweater like mum's spaghetti. Okay.

Are you feeling good, Kayla? Are you nervous on your surface? You look calm and ready. Yeah, are you calm and ready? I'm calm now. When you idiots shut up, I'm calm and ready. Jess came across some stats from the ABS that showed how much food Aussies are consuming each year. And rather than just tell you the stats,

we thought we'd turn it into a game, which didn't exactly go to plan. How many chickens do you think the average Aussie eats in a year? 60? Should I go? 22. About 15? Mate, close without going over, it's 28. Really?

All right. Fruit. I'm going to say 30. A bit higher. It's 28. Really? All right. Fruit. I'm going to say 30. A bit higher. Okay, 35. 50. Okay. Two more for you quickly.

Yeah, yeah. Sausages. How many sausages does the average Australian put away a year? Don't look it up, my guy. Are you giggling? Are you cheating? No, but... Yes, you are.

We can actually see you. No, I'm not giggling. Are you cheating for a game that is not requiring coins? You stopped asking me and Babs about playing. We just wrote, I guess we're not playing anymore. Listen, Ducko, when I first had to say, Babs, are you getting involved? I gave up. What did I do?

You didn't answer fast enough. How many sausages, Ducko? 35. Whoa, hold the pot, calm down. That's the energy I need. Shout it out. Earlier in the week, Ducko told us's the energy I need. Shout it out. Earlier in the week, Ducko told us about his niece having a tick on her head.

And we wanted to put it to you, Rice Cookers, to see where did you find the tick? And we were not expecting this from the Rice Cooker community. Where did you get a tick, Steve-O? I got a tick of a ball. Tick balls. Tick balls. Tick testings.

Tick balls. Talk us through it. There's a bit of a back story. I'm about 13, so I go to mum and there I am then. Red Eagle on my back. No, no. I'm trying to pick a team out of my ball. No.

What a bonding moment. Well, mum's eyesight's not very good at the best of times, so she's up in there real close. Where is it? I can feel her hot breath right at the bottom of the back of my ball. Where is it? Did she get it? Was she able to get it? She did. She got it.

She had about ten minutes to spare and she got it. Good morning, Nath. Yeah, pretty good. Where did you get a tick, brother? My old lady had a torch digging him out of my bum hole. Sorry, did you say them? Plural? Plural? Yeah, there was many of them in the eye of my mini-mate. What? They were in the date of the storm. How long were you under the tree that the whole tribe of ticks has had time to get in there?

It was a lime tree. You were in there for a while. I climbed under hands and knees, obviously, got the ball out. Had to get in. Were you naked? Were you just presenting to these ticks? I don't know what happened, mate. But, yeah, she took 35 of them out of the tree.

Oh, shut up! No way! Well, that's it for this week. And remember, we might only have one more week before we go on professional development. I'm here to ensure you that we haven't phoned it in just yet. Or have we? Should we do a quick round of clicks?

Who's got the best click in the team? Okay, yeah, go for it. Who wants to click first? You go, Ducker. Do you want one finger? I think a single click. Okay. Crisp.

Thank you. This is me. Ooh, crisp. Thank you. Shy guy. That felt you. This is me. Ooh, Crisp. Thank you. Shy Guy. That felt a bit muted to me. Yeah, a bit muted. Babs.

It sounds like you've got felt pads. Yeah, yeah. All right, Babs. All right. Ooh. Babs' mic is different. Yeah, it's very different. It's hard to tell.

Anyway, you can tell I'm hearing you in here. Just so I can better the show, yeah? Shy Guy's like, her mic's different. That's cheating. I want to re-click. Yeah, just because you suck. You're on a Timu mic, and we're on like $800 mics. Yeah, but hers is still better than yours.

I think hers is better. Let's go. See you next week, Raskookers. Jess and Ducco. That was the Jess and Ducco podcast. Gather your little helpers because the elf on the shelf happy meal has arrived at Macca's.