Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - BONUS | The Producers Diary!

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Ducko. It's time to take a look back at the week that was. It's been a hell of a week. It's been a hell of a week. Lucky these two both have their collective diaries and they come together to create this wonderful piece. Well, what are we going to spend with Jess and Ducko? Jess is pulling out all the stops for Lucia's birthday this weekend.

She's turning two and Jess is sparing no expense. Did you just say you've hired a content creator for your child's second birthday? And what is a content creator? She goes around on her iPhone. Yeah, it's content. So she's going to make a real, I presume? Yeah. I added her first birthday.

This can't be a shock to you. First birthday, to me, is more milestone than second. To me, I wouldn't do it, but I understand why people go big for the first birthdays. I get it. Second is like, yeah, right? No. I'm weak. Yeah, yeah.

Bab's shock. How many times do I have to explain this to you, people? I grew up in a celebration family, and now I want to have a celebration family. Every birthday is special Get hit by a bus tomorrow He's part of my teleprice. The content cradle will be there to capture it. In the podcast we do some content

that you don't hear in the show. We got thinking if the four of us were all in a nativity play Who'd play who? It says that we need a baby Jesus. Yeah, okay. Copy, I've got that. He's mother Mary. Yeah, that's Morgan. He's Father Joseph.

And now Father, Glastricht. We also need sheep and angel and Oh, I want to be the angel. You can be the angel. Yeah, I'm going to, it's a Gabriel. Shy guy, you are all three wise men. So it's you in the middle as frankincense. Your left hand is myr and your right hand is gold.

And then, and Babs. Sorry, James Hunt wise men is obviously going to be the song playing. So everyone can come up and I'll go, all right, so this is what happened. We'll sit there and be like waiting. Guys, people are walking past places. Action! Ah, my donkey is doing, oh my God. My wife is pregnant.

I think the donkey has to double as the midwife because I don't know who's delivering his baby. Hey, what's Mur doing? Surely Mur can get his hands dirty. Mert isn't a person. Who invited MIR? F*** off MIR. Those three wise men, they've got a semi-bide-see.

You know how I'm really self-aware, Shagai? Yeah. Yeah, well, I had a little injury at our team photo shoot earlier in the week. And it's not like the guys haven't stopped talking about it or anything. One of us had an issue. had a photo injury. Oh, there was, there was first aid required. It was blood.

I was cleaning, I was cleaning a team member's blood. There was. Off the ground. You and me, Jess, was scrubbing blood. Where did the leak come from? Who leaked? That's the question. That's the question.

Who leaked? Where did you leak? And also, cleaning someone else's blood is a disgusting thing to do. I really want to get to that, Ducco. How did you and I snap into parent mode? You know, Shaw got even clean the blood, but he was, he was attending to the, oh, it was bad, let's be real. Yeah, let's be. Yeah, we've eliminated all the bloods.

We was attending to Babson. You and we were on the ground on the hands and he's scrubbing blood off the floor. I'm so proud of us. I was just really worried for the studio because I didn't want a blood stain. The only person who didn't take responsibility was she who leaked. And Babs was just like going, oh, what happened? I didn't even... Well, I didn't know what to do.

I'm shocked. Yeah, yeah. She was in shock. You were just glad it was from your from your toe. Yeah, yeah. It's always nice to connect with your colleagues. I never thought Docco and I would make a regular thing of discussing our sinuses, though. So, yes, a warm day, wasn't it hot?

Warm and windy. Warm and windy bad for the sinuses. How'd yours go, Babs, actually, just quietly? Mine were not well in the hour vote. Yeah, either were mine. Yeah, good chap. I love when you guys bond over the sinus clubs. Sometimes I'll just send Babs the text.

Are your sinuses cooked right now? She goes, yep, I go, me too, and that's it. You guys don't need to have lunches out. That's your chat. That's your bonding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's solidarity in your other sinus issues with someone else. Like, it's solidarity.

I am not alone. And then you add a, geez, there's more pollen around this year. Have a good one. And then she doesn't reply. It leaves you on red. Yeah, and then she turns to her partner and goes, geez, Tucker, keeps messaging about my sinuses. I don't know anyone else with sinus problems, like, like as bad as mine. Shot guys, one of your parents does.

Your dad? Yeah, your dad does. Oh, there you go. Mark, Ducko and Babs. They're looking for a fourth. DM me, Mark. When Ducko's out and about, he's always happy to meet a rice cooker and sign an autograph or a boob. And this lady comes up to me and she goes, excuse me, and I'm thinking, oh, here we go.

Where do you want me to sign? Big fan. She opens her blouse. Here we go, yeah. Which titty. Oh, that would have been bad? Always the left because your left hand. Yeah, the worst benefit of me. You have got to lean across to English.

Less smudge. Or they know that. When you sign old ladies, boobies, you stretch the skin out to avoid the wrinkles. Or do you have to let it go natural because otherwise it'll crinkle. Well, natural, because the same. Saga is already there. It's sort of at my height anyway. So I don't need to, you know.

827, grow up. So anyway. You started talking. Sure, I grow up. So anyway, as I, she comes up to me and says, excuse me, I'm thinking, okay, here we go. And she's like, I just want to say, I love your shirt. You look really good in that shirt.

And I was like, I looked at Morgan. I was like, I think she's getting old. I think this is what I'd like to be hit on. I'm just letting everyone out at the table. And I was like, you are, you give boy toy energy. Like, you would be an absolute catnip for the kookers. I see that. Yeah, they'd make their little play thing.

Yeah. See you next week, Rice Cookers. Here, roo. Jess and ducco. That was the Jess and ducco podcast. The Boo Bucket's Happy Meal is back this Halloween at Mackers.