Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - BONUS | The Producers Diary!

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

Producer Shy Guy and Producer Babs takes a look back on the week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess and Ducko We have a diary right now and Chalka sent an email last night He just said, been thinking about it a lot and I want to rebrand it from Shagga's diary to the producer's diary That's right Shy Guy and Babs, that's a few, too many words

What's Babs got on him? Now that's a hell of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you do yesterday? What was she did yesterday was put Snapchat filters on me. That was funny as actually. That was good.

The CD Ball one? Yeah, I did have a good lol at that. Fat guy was very funny. Yeah, Fat guy, Shagga, was funny as. I didn't see the one I got a review with a moustache. Oh, no, there was no filter for that one. Oh! Apply water to burn!

Yeah. Have you been... Did you think about that? That did not just come out there. You've pre-plan that. He looked like he read that. That was planned here. He's the worst improviser.

Yeah, you can't think on your feet. No, no, no, no. I did... You took a photo of her yesterday. You saw she had a moustache, and so you're like, I'm going to hold this over it. I'm going to put this in my back. Poor Babsey. What do you say back to that?

Okay, fair enough. I haven't been waxed for a while. There was just a conversation yesterday. Wow. Well, now the... Is this the only time to say the producer's diary ducker because the wedge that has now been inched into this relationship? He's brought that with her before.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have dropped that live and dangerous on the air. No, no, that was live and dangerous. Oh, no. Wow. I mean, her hair, her eyebrows and now her upper lip. I didn't talk about those things. No, but we always do. You're in those chairs.

You're there. You're complicit. Wow. So that makes this very interesting now. They've collaborated. Yeah, so they're a team. On reflecting on the week that was. This is the producer's diary, but next week it could just be shy guys.

Could just be bad. Who's to say? Well, what a week it's been with Jess and Ducko. After years of asking for it, I finally took Jess out on a lunch date after the show. It wasn't too long into our day that Jess started role playing how she'd be my wingwoman. But I'm not sure. I'm sure we're on the same page with her approach. We played the scenario out as though she's walked past.

I've grabbed her. Said, excuse me, can I talk to you for a second? I just want to introduce you to my friend. I bring her over. Wait, you're doing role play right now? We're doing role play. Well, we're eating our sandwiches, yeah? You know, I can't get Angus to roll play.

How did it with Shago? So we're playing it out as though I've brought her over. I think the conversation, the role play will now become, how we'll all mingle, what a great wingman I'll be. Before I can get another word out, Shigo goes, right, so you'd bring her over. and then coughed, yeah? No, that's not exactly.

He wouldn't want me. It would be awkward if it would be like bringing your mom to a date. So I dragged this girl over and then I have to walk off. Is that not the strangest scenario in the world? I think just you two eating a sandwich doing role play is one of the funniest things I can picture. I agree. Yeah, yeah.

I... What do you think we were going to talk about? I don't know, but this is, yeah, this is up there. This sounds like a fun time, doesn't it, Babs? But the sandwich was killer. It's great sandwich. Gen Z have created a new thing when texting called the punctuation cushion

At the end of a sentence Instead of putting a mean full stop You now put a space and then a full stop That's dumb You stand on people who say Ha space, ha ha ha ha ha ha That's psycho right Doing grease when he goes like

Ha ha ha Neat Do it Did you just quote grease? Get out What just happened It's just far too niche Hang on a minute.

I don't. I don't. Greece, the Revolta to me. Yeah. Does John Revolta do that? Yeah, he's standing at the jukebox and he goes like, ha, ha, ha, ah. You have just brought us a Gen Z punctuation story. You're 24 years old.

He's baths in an nutshell. And in the same conversation quoted Greece. I know. You deserve to be crushed under the boot. Sandy, don't make me laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Docco celebrated the wedding of his little sister Laura last weekend. Now, while he was an exceptional MC,

he did reveal to us that he's yet to give her a wedding present. This one for you, though, I did forget to get my sister a wedding gift. Okay, well, you're not in. You got your duty's on. I, I produced a song. I spent $300 making that parody song and then did a parody song with an MC. You know, I always look for chances to support you. But again, as the gift, give up, no, your sister.

I don't know. I'll know. That's a thousand bucks cash in an envelope. You've got to put that in the book. What a thousand? I was thinking like 200. I'm sorry, I mean, that's ethnic. She's ethnic.

So it's just. But isn't your brother-in-law, isn't he got a lot? Isn't he got ethnic in him? Yeah, but I don't. Yeah, but you're now... I'm Aussie. But now in law, ethnic by association. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got to come to their level. I know, I actually sent to him and I said, oh, we forgot to give you your card. We left it in Flows bag, so sorry. We'll just send you money. They go, oh, you can take a photo with the card. And I was like, oh, no, Morgan, we've got to go buy a card, right in the card, take a photo sent it to him, and then transfer the money. Done it now, haven't I?

Just bought a new fashion trend to the team. It's pretty simple, and it didn't take a lot. long for me to realize it's basically what I wear to work every day. Back in your hey day, when you were going out for dinner and then to the club, would you all message each other, hey, what are you wearing? Hell yeah. Jeans in a nice top. Jeans in a nice top.

Exactly. And Shaga sends me a voice memo, fellas, jeans and a nice top are back. Jeans and a nice top is what everyone would wear. Jeans and a nice top. Yeah. But obviously, as we got into, like, I don't know, late 2000s, that all went out the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas the bald as Bianch is saying it's back and we can be.

wearing our casual denim with some sort of sparkly number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what is acceptable to go out for dinner, to go out on a date, to go out with your gals. I like fabs, what say you? It's a thing. It is. Yes.

That's what me and my friends say to each other. We say, what are you wearing? We say, jeans and a nice top. Oh, my God. Look at what she's wearing today. Jeans is a nice top. No, you said nice top. And what are you wearing?

This isn't about me, mate. That's not a millennial lady. Bad. Earlier in the year, we covered the world's first ever sperm race, where, you guessed it, sees two guys race their jizz through a specially designed track in front of a crowd of millions of people.

Oh! Seamination! Well, it's been given a big funding boost, and I wonder who the sponsor will be. $75 million. I'm pouring this into these seed races. 75 million. Who's the major sponsor?

It doesn't say, but I'm presuming just rich investors. Okay, so it's not like brand name. No, no, no. Like you'd get a stadium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one wants to be the brand name associated with the sperm race. Spurn race by Nike. Just do it.

Spurn race by Bingley. Beanley. Lino. No, mom. I don't want to raise sperm. I am being me. Oh, they're not advertising with us anymore. That just came out.

I like me Keep going I know I'm sorry See you next week Rice and Duckers Jess and Ducko That was the Jess and Ducko

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