Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - Coffee and vibes

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

Jess was fangirling at a gig last night and things got awkward, we wanna know when did the animals attack and the producers wrap up the week that was in the diary!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/jess-and-rohanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Try the big Brecky range with honey saracha today. Only at Maccas. Here we go. Welcome to the Jess and Ron podcast. Ahoy, ahoy. Welcome to Friday's version of the pod. I mean, you could be listening to this in September. And it could be a Tuesday.

Whatever day it is. Happy day to you. I would love to. And we've got a text line. 04-8-18-106. It might be safer if you DM'd us, the answer to this question. How far back have you gone to listen? We have been alive.

We've only been alive since Jan 25. There's not that much. to catch up on. It would be pretty good time to start listening because you could get them pretty quickly. You absolutely could. We got a beautiful text message. I sent it to the group.

Oh, I saw you sent a message to, I saw that it was to me and the boss. And it was a screenshot and I was like, what have they said? And I thought it was bad. Nada. Good. How nice.

How do you feel about that? Like, I wanted you to see it and I could have just read it to you, but I also wanted shy guy and baths because they are, you know, their impact on the show is humongous. but I also want a brown nose and I want the boss to know, people like us. It's how it works. It's how it works. Because to be honest, he's so critical and he's judging us for his ears.

I want to make sure he's seeing the good stuff too. That's good. So thank you to Courtney for that beautiful DM. Says in the top there. Thanks, Gorge. Appreciate you. So she said something nice as well. Earlier, I must have thanked her for something else.

Just a big fan. What a great contributor. Feel free to bring all the feedback. Feel free to tell us how much you like us or don't like us. It's actually a bit of fun. Well, I've been going through the entries for our long lunch that's coming up. Still time to enter at hit.com.com. You, Rowan, a lot of positivity there too.

Good. Yes, they're trying to win a thing from us. Obviously. But still, that's a smart place to be nice to us. Love that. All right, well, enjoy the pod. And if you are enjoying it, please hit follow. Please hit five stars.

All the support helps. Tell your mates. Send it to your mum. Bye, God. Welcome to Jess and Rowan. In 2026. Something new for breakfast. Do you know Jess?

I've got two balls. Get blood and have gone. You'll get to know. No, Rowan. What am I a piece of meat? It's covered in ink. It's going to be good. It's going to be fine.

It's going to be all right. A little bit out of mine. Anything could happen. Most of it probably will. That's squawking fatty. And Rowan. You like what I did that. This is Jess and Rowan.

This is going to be good. Welcome to Friday, everybody. Good morning, Jess. Good morning, Rowan. It's nice to see you. You were concerned. You were shifting into a mentality of Thursdays feel like Friday's. Thursdays.

Do you feel like Fridays? You notice I stopped saying, oh wait, did I say yesterday, the Friday's Friday? Yes, you did. I'm going to stop saying that from now. Okay, it's getting it in your head too much. It was about, I tell you what, it got to 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock last night, and it really felt like the weekend had started. Yeah.

It really felt like that. But you know what? It is what it is, man. I'm here. I'm excited. I'm happy. Lots to give away today. Oh, my God.

It's a good day to come to work, guys. It is a really good day to come to work. If by extension, you mean coming to work is contributing to Jess and Rowan. Because not only is today the last chance to get in touch and win the cooker of the week, the Mel Robbins tickets. Yes. We've also wrangled up some free fuel. When you hear the free fuel horn, you've won, free fuel.

And I filled up earlier this week. It is not only very expensive. I've never seen this before at the Bowser. I went to pull in and get the 95, and then I noticed on every 95 bowser, little sleeve over the spout, sorry, currently unavailable. Yep. So it is in... Of course, high demand.

We're filling the effects here. So we've got free fuel. What's that, Rowan? How about right now? 13, 1060. Yeah, you want to call right now, we'll give you some fuel. $100 of free fuel. First caller on the show.

A crisp green. We'll give you some fuel. A crisp green. I like that a lot. to fill yourself up with some petrol. Petrol. We also have another code word. So two code words on the show today for Live the Dream. How perfect what the synergy, because part of that prize is a new car.

Yep. So you get your code word today. That could win you the Live the Dream Prize in about three weeks. Whoa. And then you also have won some free fuel with which to fill up your Subaru. Phones are lit up. Babs working over time. Or Babsie.

Put them across. First caller. Who was it? Hello to you, Crystal. Hello, good morning. Crystal, can I ask, good morning to you. Your petrol tank currently, how full is she? About 200Ks.

200Ks left to go. Yeah, low. Yeah. Well, let's top you up, baby. You got three fuel. Thank you. You are so welcome. What's going on for you this morning?

I'm going to go home to bed. Okay, good idea. She's just finished work. I understand. Good night. What a beautiful. What a beautiful way to send Crystal off into some sleep, knowing. Give me this stuff, I'm going to bed.

Good night. That might have been the easiest prize Crystal's ever won in our life. By the way, what do we think of the horn? Do we need to workshop the horn? I don't love it either. I think it doesn't need to be a horn. What do you think it needs to be? Something else.

No. You want it to be car-related. You know, like a horn. If you're driving, you hear a horn, it's a bit jarring. Well, what have I always said about horns? It's negative energy. No, no, no, if it's appropriate to use. Nah, horns.

You don't need it in your sound system. Horns tingle is fine. You know what we don't have to do? Play anything and we can go, yay! Why don't it's like a car ignition noise, I guess? Oh, can you find one of them? A rev. A rev.

What about the pit stop? What about the cars, Guido? We have Guido. We do have Guido. We do have Guido. We do have Guido. That's a bit of fun. That's worth.

I like that. Fun. It's long though. That is an animated... Okay, fine. And we're on to Guido. We'll talk over it. Yeah, we'll talk over it.

It's an animated forklift doing his thing. In record time. In records. I can maybe play half of it. Mad respect. You play as much as you like. But I also like the spinning wheels. Maybe play the back half of it.

Maybe play the back half of it. Okay, we'll figure it out. Are we going to Frankenstein some sound effects? Sorry, this is an off air chat, guys. No, no, I like it. Bring me into the thought process. Oh, Alfa Bucks as well twice again, but you know that. You know we're doing Alphbuck's twice.

Some people don't. Some people don't know what live the dream is. Some people don't know that we have free fuel. All these things are happening in real time. Big story next though. Kick off a Friday, Rowan. There is an AI social network for AI. You told me about the group chat.

Is that where they're all talking? Yeah. Yeah. We covered a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I didn't like it. There's an update. Yeah, there's an update. You can do it next.

Okay. This is Jess and Rowan. My dad sends me a video yesterday, Rowan. I'm getting better. I now look at California. and read comments. Smart. He sends me a video and he goes,

ha, ha, ha, in Greenvale, which is the suburb they live in. It was a dude rolling into a petrol bowser, servo with his ute covered in small jerry cans. As though he was going to fill, you know, 25 jerry cans are all cable time.

And I was like, hey, dad, caption says it's AI. And he goes, I know that. I just thought it was a funny video. And I went, oh, okay.

Sorry, I thought I was getting more savvy. But we're going to give you real, Petrol. It's not AI, baby. You'll get the petrol. You'll hear Guido speed off. Well, technically, it's not Guido speeding off. Guido has changed Lightning McQueen's tyres.

It's lightning speeding off. What do we do? It doesn't matter. It does matter. Guido does a good job. Lightning can speed off. It's not that hard to grasp. Okay.

Details Queens in town, guys. You're not a fan of cars. I don't care that much. Oh. But are you a fan of the movie? It is a great movie. Chow. There's better Disney.

Yeah. But I do like Guido. What the hell? Don't... Disney than cars. You don't like cars? Yeah, I love cars. Well, it's better movies.

What are we doing? No, I'm just saying, don't disrespect the grab by saying it's Guido's betting up. You know what I wish yesterday was? Friday. Same. No, you manipulated the grab nicely. It's punchy. A compliment, thank you.

Absolutely. Doing great work over there. Yeah. Doing great work. You know how you can manipulate other things? AI. Yes. That's true.

Meta has actually hired the duo behind MaltBook. Now, Maltbook, if you don't know what Maltbook is, Maltbook is basically like an artificial intelligence kind of chat. Please get me here, show you if I'm wrong. But I think Maltbuk is kind of like an online social media chat room forum for AI bots. Like a Reddit for just AI. This is the one we talked about where the AIs get to go. The AI agents get to go.

And they were riding things like, oh, how humans are watching. And it went viral because people are like, oh, my God, they're sentient beings, bitching about their owners. Literally what's happening. Malt book. Yeah. So the Zuck has full Zucked and he's bought them and has said he'll be rapidly spending high on these new AI. They're going to step up the AI. When you say spending high,

to what make it nicer for the bots? Just more fitness. Because it's like, I don't understand when it's virtual. They're giving them a manager in the office. Like it's a virtual space. So I don't understand how you upgrade a virtual space. I think it's uping their computer power. They come in early get cornflakes.

Yeah, that kind of stuff. People love a free breakfast. Oh my God, a little bit of a tar a bit. Do you know what? Ram. For you, like if this was you, great. Make every cubicle in the bathroom, its own room.

like it was a disabled bathroom. Really? That'd be nice. I'm saying. Is that the sort of thing he's doing for the bots who don't pee or picket? He just wants to increase the spend to beat like open AI, which is Jack JCP. And like Google's Gemini. So he just wants to be the AI guy.

He wants to be the AI guy by first buying this Maltbook. You can also get paid a Malt Book to do things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open Clause another one too. OpenClawry is like an AI agent thing, right? Yeah, that's for your emails, your text messages. Basically, what it'll do, you give it access. You're going to hate this.

You're going to hate this. You're going to get access to your Gmail or your WhatsApp. Just so everyone knows, I wasn't going to tell her about giving access. Oh, well, we're here now. But isn't this what this already is, like that you create an AI agent? This will read your emails, send the follow-up email, put things in your calendar, check into your flight. It'll do it all for you. With AI at the moment, you can give it access, but you kind of got to tell it to do it, and it'll

do it. You give it instruction, like a PA. Open claw, yeah. Say you hired a PA. No, no, you've just got into OpenClaught and it will go through. You kind of teach it what you want it to do. Right. And it works by itself.

In the background. But how does it know what I want? It's not in my head or harsh. You can train it by like, it'll go through your scent, um, go through your scent box and stuff and we'll see how you talk to people and what you like and your preferences. Oh, I don't care for this. Oh, once a month. She seems a little, you know, all over the shop hormone.

I'll add the colds order to get fruit and nut, extra large block of chocolate. Isn't that nice for you? I don't care for it. You don't like the chocolate? I don't, I don't like the bot thinking it knows me, knows what I need, knows what I want, because at what point does the bot go,

you're not doing the best for you, Jess, for you, for example, Rowan, on your health journey, all right? If it spots you're doing something to the opposite goal of this health journey, does it catch off at the knees virtually somehow? Well, if it saw my emails, it would say that every, I'm saying, like, I can't go, can't do that. I'm doing a bit of the health journey. He would know.

But. So it's going to start RSVP, no to everything. You're going to miss invitations. Oh, RSVP no to Dylan's weddings. Because the bot, that's the point. You know what I'm saying? It's going to start assuming it knows stuff about you when human beings. I hate it so much.

You got the groceries and you got a big old fruit and nut in there and you went, oh, this is handy. You'd be so happy about it. I know you would. There's no arguing now. No, no. You give it. We're giving it too much.

leash man. And Zuckerberg, one of the richest dudes on the planet. Now he's bolstering it. Yeah, he's pushing it up, man. He's bankrolling it. He's bank rolling it. And that's a lot of bank. If you want to get paid to, like, help train the AI. So if you want to explain memes to it, you can get paid like $30 to $60 an hour. If you want to cook recipes, invented by AI, like cooked up AI, you can get 40 to $100 per hour to test the recipes. So then I'll give it feedback, hey, not enough. Yeah, like, yeah, these beans didn't go with this. Well, don't do that. You can go with that. You could be a fashion judge. You can make it. Yeah. Hey, hey. You do a lot of that kind of stuff.

No. And the debate partner. One of my girlfriends does use her chat GPT to critique her outfits. No style. There's no style in that. Why don't you text me? She goes, well, you're not always just available. That's true.

I'll make myself available for you. Please stop asking chat GPT what jacket goes with that outfit. If you're asking chat GPT for style advice, it's a real worry, I think. But what's the difference, Rowan? What's the difference of all these other things? Because that's internal style. That's like your own. Like, shtick.

You're vibe. Like, why are you trying to get AI to, to determine the stick? But that's where we're headed. We're training it to like understand us. Yeah. She's just, now what this. Can we talk about something else? Can we give way more free fuel or something? Yeah.

Is there a phone caller? No. Soon. Still onto AI, I guess. This is Jess and Rowan. When did the animal attack? There is a story out of Canberra that is recirculating to the top of the new cycle, Rowan. It's back from 2019, but obviously with all the doom and gloom, people are looking into the archives for a little bit of light.

You know, that doesn't feel like a long time ago, but really, it's 2026. I know. 2019, Rowan, pre-COVID. Yeah. It's like BC and AC. It's like before the vid, man. Yeah, man. So we thought, well, this story, he deserves to get his name brought back in the headlines for what he endured.

An Australian man named Jonathan. All right. He was paragliding. I didn't know you could do this cross-country. I thought you run yourself off a cliff, you have a little circle around, you land. This guy had been paragliding for two hours. Oh, right.

He is just up in the air, dancing on the wind. I think you can keep, if you get it right, if you're good at it, I think you can sat there. You stay up there, unbelievable. For two hours near Canberra, and he'd reached a position where I had to land, he said, must have run out of wind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or he got hungry. Maybe he needed to go wee-wee-wee. And that must be in the code of conduct. You know wee-wee when you're paragliding? Imagine that. It's going to rain down. down on people. He has got a body cam on. He's got a GoPro strapped to his chest, all right? He lands, well, he's coming in to land, and he

spots a little kangaroo, national icon. This is what proceeded as Jonathan brought his paraglide down to earth. What's up, Skip? Hey, go away. The kangaroos. The kangaroo came up and started swinging. The kangaroos are not nice. He thought, you heard it at the start there. What's up, Skip? He was so excited to have a greeting party.

No, they're asshole. Because he's obviously two hours from where he took off. He's got no friends around. He's like, oh, he's a kangaroo. Come to greet me. Yeah, with a skip guy. Hang on a minute. He's leaned back on the tail.

Start and throwing punches at Jonathan. Yeah, because they sit back. They're like a tripod, man. They sit back on their tail and they kick. They kick. And they swing. They hook you. They do have like little T-Rex arms.

So they get those legs involved. And those nails are sharp. They're like knives on the end of the Yes. One of my neighbours once was walking like in the bush with his dog off lead. Kangaroo out of nowhere started to go on the staffy. Yeah, you got... And the staffy got messed up on the belly from the claws. You have to go at the kangaroo.

At the kangaroo. It's really bad. And then if you go at them, they go at you back and it's not going to do you well. Because it's kind of like, it's not a fair fight. But those guys are big. You know, it's not like you're punching a wallaby. It's like, that is a big beast. I could take you on.

I do like seeing the videos of the bloke squaring up and they're like, crack their neck and go, right, where are we? And they're like, it's actually like a fight because the kangaroos are back and forth too. What's that called? They're rocking. Yeah, they're rocking. They're just swaying on the beat. One time I was in. Nature's boxes.

What was I? Dream World. Back in the day. Yeah, back in the Goldie. And it was, is that where they used to have like. Shows and stuff? Yeah, but they used to have animals around. I feel like it was dream world.

I was very young. Sure. I walked past one. Feels more dream world than movie world. Yeah, that's what I think, Dream World. Walked past one, maybe a bit close. It clocked me around the head fell over. smack.

How old are you? You're a kid. Dad had to go, Dad, they had to, like, had to jump in. Has it to defend his boy? It wasn't a massive one or it was only a little one?

Wasn't the big red. No, because the big reds, Big Reds, there's no way you'd have them in the room world. They've got eight packs of the Big Red. It's quite an enviable physique. It's just a real,

like, a little body fat, just squeezing them. It's unbelievable. Were you okay? I just didn't. Or does that explain a lot? I think I was in social.

I beg you pardon. Yeah, I'm all right. Thanks a lot. Got clocked by a That's exactly what we want. I went down hard. He just wanted your toffee apple or something. Something, probably a Mars bar.

13, 10, 60. When did the animal attack? Hey, double points if it's a kangaroo. Let's keep it on the thread. One of our native species. If you box a kangaroo, I want to know about it. If you boxed a kangaroo, we would love to hear about it like Jonathan. And live to tell the tail.

You got free fuel in it for you if you do. If you get on air, free fuel next. This is Jess and Rowan. We are asking when did the animal attack? And really, I hope it's specified the unexpected animal. I don't want to hear about the lion encounter. Shark attack. However, I mean, that's pretty sick.

You've fought off a shark. I'd be down to hear it. Yeah, my bad. I just more, it's more, I guess, intriguing and I can see the hilarity in, you know, getting attacked by a newt. Everyone in there today gets free fuel as well, $100 to help you out with the boughs at the moment. Not going. It's not so smooth, but your mates, Justin Rowan are here to help. We've obviously got the text line.

can slide into the DMs. But for fuel, you've got to pick up the phone, 13, 1060. First one for the fuel. Matt, hello, Matt. Free fuel for you, but ah. Good morning. Good morning, Matt. Just for the good morning, you get the fuel.

But tell me, has an animal attacked you? Not me, but my sister. We were at a lake having Maccas when we were younger. And sitting there eating and a pelican snuck up on her and started chasing her for about 100 metres. And probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Bro, those pelicans, mate. I live near some water and there's a bunch of pelicans.

I call them a pelican mafia. They kind of get around like that. They're prehistoric. That is what pterodactals look like. Matt, well, just can I ask Matt one question. I understand you said it was when you were children,

but you were both eating the macas. What did she have that the pelican went, I don't want his, I want hers? Ah, hamburger. Just a hamburger. Just a hamburger. Just a happy meal and, yeah.

Happy meal. Still traumatized to this day. Oh, Ron, you be careful, eating happy meals around the wall. The pelicans clearly like happy meals. Those massive gullets. Sarah, good morning to you. Hi, guys.

How are you? Great, babe. Sarah, you got free fuel, baby. Thanks for joining the show. But when has an animal attacked you? Not me personally. I used to work in a zoo, and the area that I worked in was with the koalas, which are known for being super cute and cuddly.

But we're in the peak of breeding season. We use one particular male, and right as one of the tourists, blent in, she was wearing very strong perfume, and the koala went straight for her neck. Oh my God, they got some claws on them too, don't they? Huge, yeah, but their teeth are killer as well, so she got a really nice love bite. Oh, my God, he's tried to Dracula bite. How do you get the koala off? You'd pull it off, we've got to, unfortunately, clench the fist and throw one at it.

What do you got to do? Oh, mate, it's hard work. You literally have to unhook their claws, but it actually, at the time, like, social media wasn't huge and someone had recorded it. Oh. And if you look up, vampire koala, I'm pretty sure you can still see the footage today. Oh my God, they had the old school camcorder. Put it on YouTube.

Okay. I'll see there's one of our national creatures. Shai guys mad on the type now. Look at him. Vampire koala. Vampire koala. Thank you, Sarah. And let's wrap up with Cooper.

Good morning, Coop's. Morning. How are you? Yeah, good babe. You got free fuel. If you tell us an animal attack story. A kangaroo when I was a kid. camping with my family.

Picked on me too. What's with the kangaroos picking on kids? Don't know. It got me good, though. How good? We were hot afternoon, finished a timetam packet, and the kangaroo thought it was a good idea to lick the melted chocolate. Oh.

That's just sound like a love story. What's going on? Yeah. It's the start of a meat kit. Then stood up with very aggressive looking eyes and just come after me, grabbed the hold of my shirt, started kicking. Yeah. And all I remember saying as a kid.

was please, no. Oh, so pleading for the... Cooper, are we interpreting this to be the kangaroo was mad at you for having eaten all the timetams? Because that's what I'm really hearing out of this. I'm thinking it's cranky because we took the packet off it.

Oh, you wouldn't even let it lick the remains. No. Okay, well, that's probably conscientious. I don't know if they should. Did you have to get it off here? What's happened? Yeah, he was bashing it with a pool noodle. That's it, Dad. Where to go, baby!

This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K AlphaBucks on hit. I mean, look, it's a big day today. Not only did you get on for AlphaBucks, Emma, you also get the free fuel for you, my dear. That's amazing. How good? How good? Just for joining the show, you get a fuel tank.

What do I keep saying that? A full tank. Hopefully we can stretch it that much for you. But when it comes to the $10,000 in Alpha Bucks, babe, what do you want to spend that on? Look, I'd love to take the kids on a holiday, get them away for a little bit, and, yeah, definitely help with fuel as well. All right, yeah, fair enough. We've sorted that out.

You're not going to believe your letter, it's F. F for fuel, all right? How do we feel about that? F is fun Friday, let's go. Nice attitude. Good attitude, mate. Your time will start after the first question. You ready?

I'm ready. Starting with the letter F, Emma, we need you to name. A drink. Fantastic. A 90s TV show. Pass. A music genre. Funk.

Something in the bedroom. Fan. An occupation. Pass. A horror movie. Pass. A chocolate. Forever show.

A verb. Pass. A tool. Pass. A party food? Pass. A 90s TV show. Oh, no.

Haven't got it. You got back to the top, though. Not all of them to get back to the start. No, that's, I mean, I'll give you props to that, but four. Four. You have? F for four. Thank you.

Stuck with the theme. Oh, dear. All right. You could have friends, Fraser, for a 90s TV show. Occupation, Farmer, Florist, Fly Fighter. Horror movie, Final Destination, Friday to 13. Which is today. Which is today.

The verb is what? A verb is a doing word. So fry, fart, like Jess does. Fire. Flathead screwdriver for a tool. Is that what he said? Yeah. Or file.

Yeah, or file. And Frankford fries. Yeah, French food. How good is a Frankfurt, by the way? Oh. Do you like them or not? Yeah. Yeah.

Not really. A Frankfurt's like the little weanies, the little red skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Hey, man, more for you. If I don't eat them. You can eat them. It is what it is.

I'll have a couple more with the little Frankfurtz. It feels good giving Emma the fuel, you know? That feels good. That feels good. When she wants it for fuel, we've got more free fuel to come. Yes. Get on the air, get some pre-fueled. Next, Jess.

Rock girl last night went out to the rock show. Bro. Fan girling. Oh my God. F for fan girl. How I embarrassed myself in front of my favourite artist. Do it next. This is Jess and Rowan.

It is a long-standing fact, Rowan, that not even you can dispute, my friend. That anyone who starts out as my mate, once they meet my husband, they become his mate. because everyone in my life, I would say I'm up at about an 85% strike rate. I like you better. Don't lie to my face. I do, don't lie to my face. I know you 10 years. You met Angus maybe six years ago.

It goes, Lucia, you, Gianni, Pete the Heat, Angus. Oh, that's very nice. The father of the boy was in there. Roland, don't lie to me. You met Angus maybe six years ago. And then Angus started coming home being like, I spoke to Rowan for half an hour today. And I went, I haven't heard from my mate, Rowan. for three months. What do you mean? You guys are chatting on the phone. It's an indisputable fact.

He is a legend. Good, dude. And he steals all my friends. It's been fine up until now. Last night, my husband and I had a date night. We've not had one in a while. And you might be thinking, why would you waste it on a Thursday? Well, there was a reason. My favorite twin folk duo, we're in town. Very niche. They are unbelievable. Their names are the Pierce brothers. This is my favourite song. This is my favourite song. I got a hole in my stomach. I was just a little boy. Amsterdam.

Amsterdam is a song. It's my favourite song. It's my favourite duo. Aussie boys from Melbourne. I'm not obsessed with them. This will be a bit of fun. And they are unbelievable live. I saw these guys circa 2010 busking

on a street in Melbourne. I've been a fan ever since. They're my longest standing love of hair. Doing the Burke Street bit. Doing the Burke Street bit. Outside GPO. just Jack, one of the brothers, who's the drummer, he drums on like bins and pipes and his brother's guitar

and Patrick's lyrics. I could be here for a while, but they were in town. 9 p.m. show. It's a late night for mummy and daddy, but that's okay. 9 p.m. Yeah, yeah. It was incredible, all right? After the gig, they say, we're going to go stand over by the bar.

We'd love to meet you. Tell us how good we are. I love that move. I love that. That's one of the great moves. Will we have able to meet anyone? It's not about meeting anyone. You want? Your ego stroke for about 15 minutes, and I'll do it.

They went over to the bar slash merch area because they even, they were very honest with the crowd saying, hey, we're trying to buy these mics. They're on loan. They're expensive. Can everyone come buy merch? Honestly. Authenticity. I'm wearing my merch today.

I'm happy to contribute to their kitty. But we stood in line quietly and patiently. And Angus is going, hey, like the babysitter, we're already over. And I went, I have to meet them. It's been like a 16-year love affair. I have to meet them. Finally, they're in arm's reach. I thought, well, I want to make sure the boys know, Rowan.

That I'm on the radio and I'm a big deal. No, that I've been a fan for a long time. My apologies. That's what I thought you heard of. But also, we were in a venue. My husband's name's on the door. So we go up. I start gushing.

And I go, and also, this is Angus, my husband. He owns the venue. Mate, you should have seen how quick they turn their back on me. They're not idiot. They literally. They left over the bar to shake his hand. The double shake as well. You know, you've gripped it, but then you put your hand over, making the sandwich.

Pumping his hand. Brother. I've been jumping up and down for 90 minutes. He's the cool guy in the corner just like tapping a toe. Yeah, that's fine. It's big voice. I literally went. It's actually how you did it.

I broke the handshake and went, I got him into you. And then opened my arms for a hug. So they had to lean over the merch table. Here's the thing. Angus got them the show. Yeah, but I got Angus into the fandom. So why aren't I getting, I got a cuddle in the end, but it felt really forced. And they just turned back to chatting to Angus.

I went, it happens again. I can't keep anyone in my own circle because they meet Angus and realize he just trumps everything. He's so cool. That's different. That's so much different. That's so, like, that's very circle. circumstantial. Yeah, I know, but I was just so excited to meet them and literally Jack, like,

turned away from me. This is what they do. This is what bands do. This is how they get paid. The venue owners and the bookers are the most important. I bought the merch, Rowan. Yeah, and they put the ticket, they get the tickets going. Yeah.

It's a shame. It is a shame. It happens a lot to you. It's happened again. Shy guys like my last room and then I find out he's been Chandangas once a week as well. Didn't, didn't I poke you to go, yes, send him some memes. He'll love it. Yeah, this isn't some memes.

This is Jess and Rowan. Hey, I wanted to ask really quickly. I think I want a new car. Love this for you. We have one car at home and it's great. It's like a Toyota Yaris Cross. So it's a little car, but it's kind of on stilts and a bit fatter. So it's got a bit of room in the back.

You know, all the stuff for the desicons. It's got some junk in the trunk. It's literally got some junk into trunk. And it's zippy. It's a hybrid. It's cool. I love driving it. We need something bigger.

So I want to get something bigger. So I said Lucy, I was like, should we just go check out some cars? And Lucy's like, yeah, why not? Lucy, because she was at home. Girlfriends at home, that's cool. So she was at home, I got nothing to do it. So I went around, went to V-dub first. Okay, because this is the thing.

What's your process? Are you like, I've seen these? I've driven one as a hiker. You had your eye on something in particular. Well, I just think those new V-dub tyrons look wicked. They're like the Tiguan, if anyone knows, but they're just a bit bigger. Okay. They look great.

They look awesome. More junk in the trunk. More junk in the trunk. Apparently they're the same as Tigwine. It's a bit longer now. They've just changed them. Sure. Size does matter.

But I walked in there. And when I walked in there, I realized my gate of walking changed. My chest went up. Oh, okay. And I was changing a bit. You're puffy birding. What are you calling? Puffy bird.

Puffy bird? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think that's the same. Never heard of. I like it. I like it. Yeah. So, and then.

It's almost like you're strutting around. And I feel like the chin goes up a bit. Absolutely. And you're looking around, checking out cars, as if you could buy whatever you want in the place. But I also think you're trying to project, stereotypically speaking, I am not a chump. This is not... You are not taking me for a ride.

No way, Jose. I want to take you for a ride in one of your vehicles. It's actually called peacocking. Peacocking. That's what I think I was thinking of shy guy. That's a great lay-up shy guy. Thank you. I didn't want to say it.

I think I was thinking of the puffer fish. I just want to keep you a cat. Oh, the pufffish and the peacock. It kind of applies in the fish world. Thank you. So I go and sit in this thing and this guy goes, oh, good day, mate. And he wasn't coming over to me. Oh, hang on.

But you've not flagged anyone over. You've just opened a car. Sat in it. Sat in it. Beautiful new looking thing. Like you own the joint. And he goes, how are you? I'm checking this out.

And he goes, cool, man. We need anything. Let me know. Yeah, man, I got a couple of questions. What about them ones over there? And I've realized my chest is going up and up and my head's going up and I'm pointing and pointing. And I'm asking about the top specs. And Lucy's going.

Because you've done your research. And then I was, I said, can I drive one? He went, yeah, yeah, that's fine. And I was like, yeah, that one. Okay, so he got me, went for a drive. Was it one that was in the showroom? Was he they to drive it out of the doors? It was already out of the doors.

Thank goodness. One of their demos. One of their demos. Went for a drive. Beautiful, beautiful car. Is he in the backseat? How does a test drive? No.

See, you go, mate, 40 minutes go for your life. I said, I'm going to beach. I don't go any more. It's great. I said, I've got on the beach. Do you have to leave your girlfriend there as collateral? How do they know you're not? No.

You don't have to, like, leave a thousand dollar deposit? You sign, no. No, no. No, I just. So out of time. I don't understand how your test drives. They let you take off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then they took photos of my license and everything. Also, let's be honest. Jess and Rowan, pretty easy to find. Yeah. So then we do the drive. It was awesome. Drop it back in. How much this one, mate?

And I realized, I'd never ask. Like, if anything, I'd be hiding from the figures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's this. And this one's down from this. And actually, this is a demo. So we can drop a little bit on this and this. And I said, cool, we're going to just go for a little walk down the magic mile.

I call it that because there's about 9,000 of them in a row. That's right. It's the strip for cars. He said, it's the strip. I went, Magic Mall, thanks, mate. And then I went over to Hyundai. I went, what's this one over here? Thanks, mate.

And are you dropping? I've just sat in the new Tyron. Yeah, I'm checking out the Sorrentos and the Santa Fees. And he was like, yeah, cool man. This guy was wicked. He was like five foot three of the mullet. I think I know that guy. Hyundai?

I do know that guy. He's lovely dude. He's awesome. Henry, I think his name was going to. Oh, no. That's not Henry. We might be both wrong. Anyway, it was great.

But I just wanted to ask. Like, how are we meant to be presenting ourselves? Because I haven't bought a car from a deal. I've always just got a secondhand one or brand deals. But I've never gone in and just bought a car. As a customer. Yeah, never. I think you've done that right.

You just be normal. No, no, no, no. That's what I thought I was doing yesterday. It was being normal. You've got to project a certain level of confidence and smarts and, like, you know. You do. I do a lot of research. before I go drive a car.

So you're on top of it. Maybe I should have a shy guy. I probably know more than the dealer. I think sometimes. Do you hear that? You know what we need to do? I want to get, can we get Henry or Locky? I want a car salesman on, like the slickest of the slick.

Because, you know, they could spot a mile away, the kind of person who walks in. Let's see if we can get him in. He's from the Hyundai. Yeah, I know. We'll get him on the phone. The bloke with a mall if it wasn't Henry, my boy. I'm sorry, you were lovely. Also, Locky.

I mean, I think I've driven a Hyundai there. I apologize. There was one dude there and he was running the joint. And then this older couple came in and he left me so quickly. He was like, suckers. So he went to the other couple. They're smart. Boomers have money.

Yeah, see, that's the thing. They'd be looking at the pool. I reckon they'd read the room better than me. But sometimes I think I know the difference between the R line and the lifeline. Yeah, yeah. The lifeline. Yeah, yeah. Well, I drove the R line 195.

There you go. It was not the 110 eye or whatever it's called. No. You're speaking another line. I couldn't be seen in a one. Man, it was pimp. Anyway, we should get him on see if you can give us some car dealer tips. Yeah.

How you grow about three-foot, chin up, project that confidence of a puffer fish or peacock. Because everyone that's driving car thinks they're going to get it over the other one. Exactly. Look at shy guy. This guy is a professional. Does it every day. He knows what's up. This is Jess and Rowan.

Lots of winning today. If you get on the air, we will give you $100 of free fuel. We've got alpha bucks due to come. And another Live the Dream Code word around 8.30. And the Mel Robbins ticket. Oh, what are we doing? So much stuff. I don't know how we're going to fit it all in before 9.

Double pass to see Mel Robbins in her. sold out show in Sydney, plus a night's accommodation, Roward. Ridge's Darling Square in the heart of Sydney. You're home away from mine. And I'm going to throw in two bloody marries. I went out with my husband. Only two. And only bloody marries.

Yes, exactly, yes. I went out with my husband last night for a date night, tried to get a bloody Mary at the restaurant. Nah, sorry, we don't have tomato juice. Went for a cocktail pre the show. Nope, sorry, don't have tomato juice. And then went to a club. And I went, I won't even bother asking the bartender.

It's not worth trying here. To make me a bloody Mary. So you'll get two on me. Cook, the week. Right now, sir, there is a conversation happening around the change rooms in particularly women's stores. I don't know if it's happening at men's clothing stores, you'll have to educate me.

But places like Glassens and Lulu Lerman are doing something in the fitting rooms that has the internet divided. Okay. It's now a thing when you go into these particular stores, you line up to go into the fitting room. You've got four or five items. And the gorgeous young chick work in the fitting room area goes, great, I'll take those for you.

You've got four things. Yep. And what's your name? And I say, oh, I'm Jess. She goes, oh, Jess, I'm Rachel. Nice to meet you. She then gets a whiteboard marker and writes Jess. Yeah.

It's always lovely handwriting. It must be the person with the best handwriting gets that shift. You got to do it. She writes it on the door. Okay. And one woman took to the internet to say, listen, I went to Glassens today and the chick asked me my name. I was like, it's not the point of saying.

So it's not like she needs my email to send the receipt. She wrote it on the door. I don't know how to feel about it. Why do I need to be giving my name? And the internet's erupted. 50% of people going, I hate it. Why do you need to know my name? I don't want you talking to me while I'm in the change rooms.

This is my five, ten minutes to be in peace. Whereas I look at it, Rowan. And I don't know if you've had this experience being in a big fitting room with multiple people. The chick comes in and goes, Hey, going with size. Are you talking to me? I don't know if you're talking to me. Do I stick my head out?

Do I respond? Yeah. Sometimes it's just, hey, going with size in here. And no one responds or five people in there respond. I quite like, hey, Jess, how are you going with those shorts? I think it's quite personal. I understand when they go, because they are really just asking you, because you might try it on and go, oh, maybe I'll get a large amount.

But if you're already in there, they'll go, oh, let me bring it the large, now you can try it out. I get it. It's good. But it's like. In smaller stores, I get it. You can't have maybe 12. 12 employees on, but I always get really, do I walk out in this dress?

I can't actually zip up to try and go, excuse me? Too small? Can I please have a 14? Or God forbid, I have putted out and then gone to the rack myself and tried to find the 14 to then waddle back. So embarrassing. So I quite like that personal element. But if that isn't the most 2026 thing, no one wants to talk to anyone.

You can't do anything right also. Don't look at me. Don't know my name. No personal human connection. This is why the bots are taking over. It's true. Because we can't even tell the 19-year-old chick working at Lulu Lemon what our name is without taking to the internet and blowing up.

Well, also, she could be in there. And let's say, for example, Jess wants a 12. Yes, I'm in the room and I need a 12. And Rachel could go, hey, Beck, can you get Jess a 12? And then she knows she's walking straight to mine, not just yelling out. Who needed the bigger size? That is, like, it's so much nice. You could say, can you send the 12 to number six?

Oh, we could number the chains. But I'm not a number. I'm a human being. My name's Jessica Lee Farcioni. Let's get to know each other and have a human connection. Well, why don't you so open the door with your clothes off? What are you talking about? Human connection?

I've done that a couple of times. I can't get this up, sweet. This is Jess and Rowan. Jess and Rowan's 10K alpha bucks on hit. Absolutely. $10,000 to give you if you get all 10 questions right. We'll all start with the same lady. You get 30 seconds to do it.

Jess. It can be done. We have given away $10,000 before. Yep. Not in 2026. So, Brooke, will you be our first for the year? Oh my gosh, I hope so. Okay, the time for hoping is over.

Brooke, it's time for action. You already won the free fuel, so that's fantastic. Absolutely. Every caller on the show gets free fuel. Brooke, what do you want to spend the 10 grand on? My partner and I are trying to buy a house, So that would be very helpful. Absolutely.

Let's put it in a high-interest savings account. Bulk up our deposit. Let it go. Free money, baby. Free money. Brooke, you're going to the top of the alphabet for you, babe. You're going to work with the letter A. Okay. Ready to rock?

Yeah. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter A, we need you to name a piece of jewelry. Part. An international city. A musical. A musical. A reality TV show.

Pass. A fashion brand. A pub. A verb. Ask. A male singer. A sport. Aerobics.

Something small. Airpod. A Disney film. Oh my gosh. You came back much stronger than I thought you were going to do there, Brooke. That was so bad. I thought we were going to have a one. Yeah.

It's okay. That's all right. You got four in the end. Four. The ones you answered, you got correct. So imagine you answered all. Imagine if you'd answer all of them. Piece of jewelry. Good at Anglet. International City. Athens, Auckland, Amsterdam. Reality TV show. Australian Idol. American Pickers. Australian next top model.

Fashion brand Armani, male singer, Acon. Disney film. Do we get to that one? I asked her, but we ran out of time. Could have a ladder. Sorry, Brooke, but you do have the free fuel. That is okay. I'll take that. That's amazing. Very good. Have a great Friday and a great weekend. Brooke. Adios.

Type A people. Type A people. Type B people. I want to talk about type B people. Upsetting type A people. We've got free fuel and chance at Mel Robbins. Tickets in it for ya. We'll do that next. After Libbyrude. This is Jess and Rowan. Come with me on this journey. What are you doing as a type B person, aka chaotic,

aka disorganised, that would send regular people into a coma. Apparently it's a trend going around online where our chaotic friends are going, ha ha, check out my 35,612 unread emails and the notification on my phone. Check out the 400 voice mails that I've still got the icon for that I will not delete or go through. One of my good friends, Lana, you know her.

She's a very well put together woman, but she's also very honest online by saying I am type B hardcore. And these are some of the examples she gave on Instagram last night that she thinks would send regular people into a coma. I do not use a diary or a calendar ever. If it's important enough, it lives in my brain. If it's not, a confirmation text exists. All my friends remind me that we're doing something that day or tomorrow.

That sent shivers down my spine. Even I use a calendar, guys. Oh my God. How do you know? that you booked the dentist 12 months ago and the appointment's coming up in two weeks. How does she not double book herself every day of the week? She's a busy working mum of two small children. She's either a genius or insane.

I think it's more insanity and she leans hard into type B. There's another example, Rowan. I don't love it. I lost my wallet about five years ago and I've never bothered to cancel or replace any of my cards. Apple Pay exists, guys. I have never had money stolen, so I guess the card's just in a ditch somewhere. And if I ever need a physical ID, I've got a photo on my phone. It's a them problem.

Oh, you need my ID? I don't have it, but I'm here. Them problem screams arrogant Lana. Bro! She's rocking up to events because she gets invited to fancy places, yeah? She will stand there with the security and go, what are we going to do about it? I'm here. I've been invited if you're not going to accept this photo or like, I guess she pulls up her

Facebook account going, this is me, Lana. You don't watch the news? Luzon. You don't watch the news? She is on TV. The final one. With the children, this is going to send every type A parent into a tizzy. We don't really have a morning or an evening routine.

We actually do have pretty strict nap times, but bed bath bottle, bottle bath bed, whatever the day brings. This is the line in the sand. That feels good. Yeah, that's the line in the sand with parents. You are either a regimented drill sergeant when it comes. comes to the nighttime routine of your child because you are aiming, obviously, for between eight to ten hours of sleep.

She's gone, two of them. I agree with that one. Whatever. I agree with that one. I would say I'm type B and out of all of those, you know what? I haven't taken my ID out anywhere. I don't even take my wallet out anymore. The only reason I use my wallet now is because it's got the work pass in it.

There you go. You pull that out of the back pocket. But the New South Wales app is accepted at pubs and clubs. So you just like open your phone for the app and show them the license. They scan that and you're good to go. I don't need, yeah, the ID one, you should cancel me cards if you lose them. That's what I was going to say, Ron. I hate the idea that a credit card of Lana's is somewhere out there.

Yeah, babe. Just cancel it. But she's like, why would I make an unnecessary phone call? Nothing bad has happened. You can cancel it. It's on the app. You just hit cancel. They'll send you a new card.

You put the card in your Apple. It's too much admin for a type B. What are you doing, Lana? She's got different priorities. This is what the Jernos are doing these days? This is what the type B. people are doing and that's what we're looking for. Are you that kind of chaotic,

laissez-faire energy? Could bring your tickets. I don't think type B people want to see Mel Robbins because she is quite structured. I'm really concerned. That's what the journoes are doing in their own spare time. I think I was doing. Her best friend is like quintessential type A.

So I'm like, how are you mates? How are you friends with a type A person? Shy guy's type A. What do you think? Shire guy is type A. How did those make you feel? Just too chaotic. Hick.

131060, you're picking up what we're putting down. Free fuel in it for you if you contribute. This is Jess and Rowan. We're asking for our type B friends to call type B stereotypically, a bit more chaotic, a bit more lazy fare, bit like, ah, she'll be right. Yep. Sends type A people like Shiger into a bit of a tiz,

some of the stuff you're doing. Can't even compute. It's very much like, oh. Yeah, why are you living your life like that? Just do better. Marissa has called through. Marissa, good morning. Good morning.

Look, that's just one, your free fuel, just that wonderful energy you brought to the program. 100 bucks coming your way. But what? You're very welcome. What are you doing as a type B person that would send regular people into a bit of a tiz?

Well, I find I live life on the edge. It keeps it fun. So right now my battery could die while talking to. Oh, yeah, yeah. Charge your phone. All the time, all the time. So I've got 12.

12,000 unread notifications on my phone. What else? Also, nothing fazes me. So I was in the cold car park the other day and I locked my keys in the car. I was like, oh, oh, wow. Okay, no worries. We'll sort this out. And I just very, no worries.

Just you just got a no worries attitude. I think it's probably a better way to be in a lot of ways. Yeah, yeah. Nothing's more type A, I mean, type B than like getting halfway through your story and thinking of another story related to the story. Thank you, Rick. Because you know what? We're on Marissa this time.

She goes, I don't, I won't be rushed. I'll say things at the speed and pace of which I want. Absolutely. Ray, good morning. Hey, everyone, how I are? Excellent. You got some free fuel, babe. But tell us about your partner who is type B.

Oh, mate. He doesn't save numbers in his phone. Oh, God. Yeah, that shit's me to tell me. Had he not. So he's getting texts and what, having to scroll back up to the very first message. that was ever sent where they were introducing themselves?

Like, how does he work out who he's talking to? I mean, some of them he could probably memorize, but half of them is just like, how do you actually know who you're talking to if there's no name to the number? Yeah, he's like, I just respond to the message that's being asked. Who cares who cares? Just moving on, you know? Just moving on.

Who cares? Got better stuff to remember. Oh, and let's wrap up with Kara. Good morning. Good morning. How are you, team? Yeah, fantastic. You've got some free fuel.

Thank you for joining the show. but tell us about... Yeah, that's why I called. Do you have a story, mate? Have you just made up a story, or you got something to contribute here? No, no, it's real. So I'm type B, but I'm married to type A. Okay, opposites attract.

So how does your relationship work at home? Well, I just forward the emails to him, and I just rock up with a coffee and vibes. Coffee and vibes from car. Why do you forward him the emails? Isn't he on the emails? No, whatever goes to me, I just, especially if it's anything important,

it just seems like it's a little bit too much to do. I think, Cara, I think you've just shone a spotlight. I think I might be type B because that's what I do. I just thought I go, this looks relatively of, oh, I think you're type A. Am I type A?

Oh, okay, I'm just lazy and a bad partner. By the way, Cara, I bet you drink lattes, milk coffees. I do. I drink lattes for the shot of vanilla. Even worse, mate. even worse. What is going on? Thank you for those calls. I'm surprised I called.

This is Jess and Rowan. Do you think you're type A or B? Well, you know, I thought I was type A because I am quite particular and I like things a certain way. But our last contributor, Kara, who made the comment, she's type B and her husband's type A. She just forwards any email that looks vaguely important to hubby. I would say you are. I do that too, until Angus goes, hey, there was one, you need to sign it. And I was like, what's in the trash?

And I have to go find it through the emails. He flags to me the things that are important, even when I have forwarded them to him. You know what? I think you are type A. With type B sun ascending. B tendencies, yeah. You're type A, B leaning. I'm type A, B leaning.

And the issue is having such a wonderful partner in life is I've now become dependent. He's A. And I just go, can you just? Yes, I've been out aid. That's the thing. So you are an A, but he's so A. He's A plus. He's AAA.

Pass. He's AAA. Pass. That's a reference to all the festivals he puts on guys. Yeah, yeah. He'd be VIP other ones. What are we doing? What am I doing?

This is Jess and Rowan. Let's round up the week. There was. Well, what are we could spend with Jess and Rowan? I'm dirt. What do I care if you piss on me? Once I'm dirt. I salute that, Babs.

Once I'm dirt. I'm dirt. You can piss on me. Huge news if you frequent the hub after the Australian government tightened the rules when it comes to accessing certain adult websites. No, God, please no! No! Rowan revealed something he did as a teen

that he's never told anyone before until now. I remember, like, when I was young, being like, any cheaters in Lancastert? So I, I like... Small community? Yeah, right? In the little in Tasmania. So I registered for Ashley Madison

as like a 16-year-old. thinking I'm going to bust my neighbour or my uncle or something. And I just couldn't get in and I gave up. I think I registered and probably verified and then just didn't get to it. Lost interest. Yeah, and it was like, this is not cool. Oh, my God. And then I remember the link came out and there was a website where you could check if your partner was registered.

And I put my email and I was like, oh my God. And it said I was on it. Hang on. So you went far enough in the profile process. And I've never told him like that. Every one. That is a great story. So good.

Your girlfriend Lucy's being like, Rowan, you got some explaining to do. Hilarious. Trust me, sweetheart. I was 16. There must be something in the air this week because Jess came to work showing a little more skin than usual. Which caught Rowan's eye. Also, what do you do? What do you think? What should I do to me?

Too much. Too, too... Look that way. Too tempting. Maybe I didn't look this way. Shiger, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks.

You don't like the Shiger. Arras. Sorry? Should are the most erogenous zone of... How do you feel about me? Rubbing it? I'm just tickling it. No.

No, I want you to be comfortable in the workplace. You know what you do the... Tickles. Oh, listen. Comfortable in the workplace? Someone thrown themselves like that? Very comfortable about it. A bit of shoulder.

No. ULL is. Well, with the news... Sorry. The porn block. You get your tools where you can. Maybe that's what it is, bro. The porn.

Well, you look and... shoulder on Porn Hub, were you? Is that better? Yeah, if they've got both shoulders out, too much. Too much. Leave something to the imagination, ladies. You'd have to cover it up.

How does this make you feel? Ah, worse. Whoa, ankle. Slow down. You'll take us off air. Oh my God. We're in the Middle East? No, I'm allowed to drive.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy was a box office smash when it first hit the cinemas back in the year I was born. 2001. A movie critic made a list of why it doesn't really hold up today, which the guys had a big issue with. I have highlighted all the ones that I disagree with. Eight out of eight, you disagree with. Now, you and I go through them. First one, the movies are very long and require a lot of time in one sitting. It's a good movie. Takes a while to get

through it. I get it. Shut up, move on, right? Oh my God. You don't like it? This era we're living and can't settle into anything. Agree. The formal old-style dialogue can feel hard to connect with. Well, you clearly aren't intelligent. Six. Sorry, six seven wasn't in Lord of the room.

Sorry about that, guys. Oh, no. The tank of the hobbits to six, seven. Shut up, morons. What else have I got here? The clear good versus evil. No cap, Gollum. I've got a trip.

You got a skip it. Go. I'm taking the Hobbit's two eyes and got. Rowan's trying to better himself and he's been going to the gym. He saw a PT, which gave him a new workout plan. But man, it's put him in the mood. So every part of my legs hurt apart from the joints, which is fantastic. Oh, that's good.

Like, they had to start to making a coffee. Fair enough. She got there first. But I was like, can you move? Like, she was like, I wanted to do it. Sorry. Babs, never get in the talent's way. Don't you know that?

Did I just start to go like, give me a go at it first? And then I went, ugh, because she kept going. It was like, ugh. Just get a well-targeted elbow into a glute. That'll buckle in the normal. Oh, right now. And then started smashing shit in there. It was very dramatic.

And then I went, oh, and it was quiet. Then I went, I'm in a mood today, Babbs. And then I grabbed the mug. And then my arm hit another. the mug, smashed the mug. Apparently someone in the office's famous mug. Yeah, famous mug who no longer works with us, but that was the only thing we had remaining of Maria. Good morning to you if you're listening.

Not anymore, Maria. I've smashed your mug. Babs being just so silly, immediately started to clean it up and I respect, I appreciate you. I said, stop. But then I said, actually, can you come back here, Babs? I can't even really bend over. That's it for this week. And hopefully we don't have a repeat of what happened when we walked in the studio on Monday

morning. There's a vibration in the air, Ro-Roe. I thought it was just a new chair. Did you fart before you walked out of the room before? I actually did. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I told you. And then you gave us your life story about why I couldn't poo this morning. And then you walked out. No, guys, she absolutely cropped up. I wouldn't have said anything if you didn't mention, if you didn't say vibrations. I literally, that was also just a fraudulent sleep.

I didn't mean to give myself away, but I'm happy to now put my hand up. I didn't get any of it. Thank God. Oh, no, I angled. I would never aim at you. Oh, just at Shigrod. I aimed at Shiglar. Rock one. Fire.

Did you hear it or do you smell? No, I snout. Yeah. But I didn't stand. Soon as you walked out of the room. And as soon as you walked out, perhaps just went, I'll be back will suffice.

Didn't need your life story. I, um, I need a, please. Clearly. What of my, one of my great floors is just thinking, everyone needs to know every bodily function. I'm also wearing denim today. I didn't think it would escape. That easily.

Oh, it's just stuck in your ass now. I know you like to bang you. Don't stay. See you next week. Bye. This is Jess and Rowan. And we are finished for the week. It's a day yesterday.

Got it wrong? An hour away. It's always so fun coming in. I woke up this morning, fired up. And I actually think it is because, one, I knew we were getting McDonald's for breakfast. But two, I think because I had such a relaxing Thursday, it was ready for the Friday. You were refreshed and. and raring.

There was, and this is a controversial topic at the moment, plenty of fuel in your tank. You know what I'm saying? Totally. It's because you're looking after yourself these days. But you also would have been, oh, at a disadvantage, at a loss, personally, if you weren't here right now.

Because at the end of the show, every Friday, we get to award a great little prize. It's called Cooker of the Week. Absolutely. We've given away some stuff. Yep. All right? Me personally, this might be the best cooker of the week we've ever done in my tenure.

It is a double pass to the sold-out show at the TikTok Theatre down in Sydney. TikTok Entertainment Centre? TikTok Entertainment Centre. It's so hard. They change the time. I wouldn't know what it was called. Mel Robbins, the guru, of course, from the Let Them Theory. Yep.

Biggest, if not top three podcasts in the world, millions and millions and millions of followers. She's bringing her show to Australia. We got the last two tickets in town. We also want to hook you up with the night's accommodation because it is on a Wednesday. Absolutely. The Ridges, Darling Square in the heart of Sydney, you're home, away from home. Our winner today gets that, Jess. And don't forget the double. Oh, the Bloody Mary. It's my cocktail of choice and I want you to enjoy Bloody Mary before the show. Who is the winner today? Honourable mentions to a lot of contributors, but not even an hour ago. We asked, are you a type B person sending Type A in the

rest of us into a bit of a tiz. Kara called up. She said, I'm type B, married to a type A. She said, oh, I'm good for bringing the coffee has some good vibes. And we love that energy. Kara, good morning. Welcome back to the show. Hi, team.

How's going? Good. You're going to Mel Robbins, sis. I'm absolutely stoked. Amazing. Thank you so much. That should get me to be a slightly bit of a type A. I was going to say it's nerve-wracking.

to give a type B person admin. You're going to be your right to sort yourself out, get yourself down to Sydney, check into the hotel. Because you can't just check in with good vibes, babe. I'm going to give the plus one to a type A friend. Oh, she's so smart. Kara, you're a fan of Mel Robbins. What do you like about her?

At the moment, she's just been amazing to give me a little bit of clarity, direction, and break through sort of the head noise of trying to navigate life. Oh, Kara. Awesome. All right, well, enjoy that. You'll have a great time.

I'll see you there. Enjoy the bloody Mary's on me. Babs, make sure you get her BSB in accounting. No, we're going to send it to the hotel and she doesn't like them. Put it on the booking. You're right, you're right. That's what we're going to do. Sorry, Babs.

We make it very confusing. Don't worry about that. I'll sort that admin out. Next week, Rowan, cooker of the week. Oh, yeah, $500 too in junior. Just in time for the Easter long weekend or school holidays maybe. You get involved like Kara. You could win that next week.

More away, guys. and we'll see you from 6 Monday. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. That was the Jess and Rowan podcast. Maca's Bestro, Bernays, Angus Range is here. Chef's Kiss.