Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | 6 7

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

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The new spicy Frank's red hot sauce range has arrived at Maccas. Jess and Douggo! This is the Jess and Douggo podcast. I've got to get the opener. Then I'll get that. Then we can stop that podcast, formally and officially. Podcast, fuck yeah. Recall the power.

We're living that day yet. Podcast, fuck yeah. Now we can stop. Formally and officially. I like that a lot. Yeah, you like that? Up until this point, because we've only had that little ditty for two weeks. A couple weeks, yeah.

Makes me think that every podcast we've done up until this point, informal and unofficial. Yeah. Whereas now it's serious business. Now it feels like it's real. It feels like we can all do it together as a team. Hell of a Monday. Tell you what, we are our Call the Fame Prize this week.

You'll hear on the show. It's usually, you know, a few podcasts. It doesn't matter, but it's a prize we give of people getting involved. It's Ricky Martin tickets. So I thought, oh, geez, I don't expect too much on the phones this. this week? Because let's be real. We love a contribution.

Yep. But sometimes if the call of fame is a juicy enough carrot, a few more people might get involved. The stories get a little bit more creative, a little bit better, the delivery. Yes. Which is going to happen. If you're offering nothing, if you're offering something, we get it.

So you were of the mindset. Ricky's going to do nothing for us. Ricky's not going to do much for the ladies. Based on the contributions today with me in the eye. I'm round. Yeah, Sticky Ricky's the guy, man. Sticky Ricky's the guy. Because you know who has the best stories, middle-aged women.

And that's his main fan base. So true. Because they've lived a life and they give no fucks anymore. Yeah, yeah. So they're willing to tell us that thumbs do it for them. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? That was great, wasn't it? That was great. I liked Shona a lot.

Yeah, she was. I mean, there was a lot of good calls today. Yes, there was. It was a bit of fun. There was. Even learning about what six, seven means, the young phrase that the kids are saying, yo. Which we have gotten, we spent what, eight minutes talking about that. Yeah.

I am no closer to understanding. No. I like to be across stuff. Not to use it, because let's be real. I'm 34. I don't see myself saying 6-7. No. But I want to understand.

It is permeate. I want to feel it. Your mum was using it better than you. She was. And it made me jealous. It made me feel silly. It made me feel geriatric. Made you feel 41.

And I don't. That also got brought up. I can't get our head around 6-7. That woman brought up another number. Yeah. Had no explanation. I know. Can you imagine how terrifying a woman and our girls at that age?

Even, oh. Even their 12-13. The resident Gen Z was like, uh, we were doomed. She's, what, 10 years, if eight, older than the kids who are mainly using this, and she doesn't get it. She doesn't get it.

Not even eight years gets you a close enough branch to them. What hope do we have? Very little, shy guy, very, very little indeed. I got nothing to add. Although I did hear it a lot of times on the cruise ship. Yes, because there were a lot of families, lot of children. Kids getting ice cream and they got it finally, and they go, six, seven. I'm like, what the hell, man?

We do need, we did need a resident kid. A kid, I forgot his name now. probably already moved on from Jackal. He's probably already moved on from our shirt. You remember Jackal? Was that Skibbitty toilet day? Yeah, he came a skibby toilet. No, it was free his number really quick, but I think he's at school. Now how did I sit in Freddie Frazberg? Yeah, that was him. That was him. He was unbelievable. And I'm pretty sure I said to him,

when this happens again, we'll need you. Where was Jackal? Where was Jackal? I love it all the kids had called up, had called up because their parents made them. And you can tell they're on the radio like, ah, like laughing, like, but they still couldn't articulate it. That was the scariest part. Yes. Even when my boy at the annual here, I'm trying to vibe with him. And he said what you could use it for, so I did that. I think I banned rules would have too much.

Like, well, you've come in. It was too late. He was in a whole. Hearing you talk to, like, the youth is so funny. I can't wait to your daughter's, like, of that age. I know what I'm trying to be all. Six or seven. Oh, fuck me.

And you're like, I quintessentially. Lucia, do your friends want to come around for a little party? She's like, no, mum, fuck off. I'll be the mom being like, I've done a whole chakoudery board for you, thinking I'm going over the top and I love it. And I'd be like, the fuck at your mum, wait for her. I'm just going to do it. I'm just going to do a couple of posts for pork you deli.

It's 30 years down the track. Lucia won. She's like, Mom, don't get me on your Instagram anymore. Oh, that I can say being a real issue. She's going to probably sue me for how much I've used her for content. Hey, if it gets her followers to start the day, six, seven. I know, right. If it gets her free prosciutto, she should be thanking me.

But, yeah, no, that terrifies me because I consider myself quite adaptable, quite a chameleon. Like, you know, play the player. Oh, fucking I'm not. Don't laugh, you dick. I had that on my resume for so long. I had that on my resume. I had that on my resume for so long. Adaptable is one of my strands, you know.

I could go from working at duty-free to the good guys to an exhibition's company. You fucked a guy at the good guys. And you stole duty-free alcohol. Adaptable. I didn't feel alcohol. That's like a criminal. Well, you played the situation. You did play the situation.

Yes, well, that's what I thought. Whereas now. Content-water. Lost all my. adaptability, at least with the youth. Georgia, she's cursing my name. Her mum will never be allowed to listen to us again. Yeah, geez.

Hey, tell you what, I forgot to bring this up with you. Speaking of Georgia, it's your mother-in-law's name. That's right. She's not the contributor. No, this is a roundabout story, but Georgia was very chatty to me, by the way, like at your Luchia's party. She loves you. overly chatty.

Normally, she's just a hi, how are you? But it was like a full-on ducker, oh my God, and this and that and chat. Anyway, one thing I did do that. I've never brought with you is, I saw our friend, but your book club friend Corley at the shops the day before the baby shower. Yes. And I said to her...

Do you mean the party? Sorry. No, that's right. Two year old. I didn't know if we were going back two and a half years. No, no, no. Bit a big couple of weeks. You saw Corley the day before.

And I said, hey, I'll see you, Jess's thing tomorrow. And she goes, oh, what? I'm like, oh, Leccia's birthday. And she's like, I'm not invited. And I was like, oh, sorry. She goes, I think she's not invited people without kids. And I go, yeah. And you know what?

Our producers weren't as well. I think that's the same thing. See you later. I walked away and went, there were definitely people there without kids. Absolutely. And then I felt bad. I was like, oh, shit. Don't even, I go.

This was a whole thing. Okay. This was a whole thing because where do you draw the line? Yeah, well, I just thought. She has been integral, Carly. Call it. She has been wonderful. She doesn't care about kids, though.

She's great with Lucia. I don't get me wrong. And she's got two young nieces. Oh, okay. She actually probably would be closer to the 6-7 because I think she's got like a 13-year-old niece. She'd get it. But honestly, this was a classic me. You will not be surprised.

Yeah. How big. And silly was the first birthday. We invited every person we knew. The second, I looked at Angus, and I said it's not going to be as silly. This is... There'll be a content creator, but I draw the line there. The numbers would be little.

The numbers were little. Angus, 60 people, not 100. Because if we didn't need to cater for 100. You're one gazebo. Exactly, I had one gazebo. You two. That was the barbecues. Well, that's true, but I don't count it. That was communal gazebo.

But yes, Ducco, yes. I had a lot of guilt. I didn't know if I put my foot in it. No, no, that's... Because then I felt bad. You know what? She messaged me saying, happy birthday. Oh.

The day before. So where did you say you saw her the day before? Either day before that. Anyway, so she got discombobulated. It was that weekend. It was a Friday. It was the Friday. You know what?

It's the classic thing of if I invited Cawley, I would have had to invite six others. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had to go, well, I can't invite. Even, no. You shouldn't have to do that. No, I know. But it's life, you know? There are some people.

Like, I don't know if I'm inviting, like, a party, for instance. Am I inviting Babs and not shy guy? There are some people who go to get... Yes, I would say yes to that. I'm not offended by that. You're an enigma. You and Shigga have a new little fang on. I didn't want to give that example because that was the two obvious.

You and Shagga like, you know... Me and Babs are on the outer now. 100%. We don't know what to do. I was on the cruise. Have I not told you this? Have you got those people in your life? It's not one.

Yeah. It's four. Or it's... Totally. With the book club, it'd be seven. Six, seven? No. No.

No, fuck. I'm never going to do it again. I hate that. I hated that. But yeah, you're right. I was hesitant to post the content because I'm like, oh, you can see Kate Kohler. Yeah, well, that's... Then I did see a few of your friends care without kids.

And you can see shy guy babs. I think you guys are in a category of your own. People would expect you to be around. You're there until you're in the inner sanctum. You're in until someone leaves, it gets fired. But like, okay, can I do this? Callies never babysat for me. Kate Cola has.

Yeah, yeah. So maybe that's, I can get around. I'm sure it'll come up. Are you looking for loophole justification? I am looking to loophole justifications. No, no, I'm glad. I just forgot about it. I was going to bring it up.

Then I was like, I don't want to get you in trouble. There's something a project I'm trying to work on with Cooley, and she's been very distant. Maybe that's why. So now I need a justification. I did wonder, because I was like, if I was Cooley, would I be offended? But also, I love, to a degree, me spinning it my own way. Yeah.

You assuming she'd come is a compliment. Do you know what I mean? Because you know she's in the inner circle. Yeah. But not being invited is quite a bit. No, it's not. No, it's not. Anyway, it's all good.

It's all, it's done now. It's life now, man. Yeah. We're going to move forward, you know. What we can do. There was a lot of alcohol left over and so many eggs. Well, not really, it wasn't really a drinking sort of vibe into a bag. No, it wasn't.

It wasn't. It wasn't. I wanted the sausages. I told you this. But you're right. There was a lot of alcohol left over. There was a lot of food left over. Yeah.

But I just tried to rein in. Your next book club is going to be so fucking juicy, man. That's going to be so awkward. You're going to sit down the back. Let's first two. First meeting, shut the book and go, why don't we invited? Call is the only one who did text me for Lee Cheese's birthday. Yeah, see, that's, yeah, that's telling.

That's telling. It's like if your fantasy football didn't message you for Flores birthday. You know what? I'm not fucking friends anymore in my fantasy football because we all try and rip each other off with players. And no one wants to trade with me and then I try. You've just got a constant vibration of meanness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's people just trying to muck you and, uh.

But the fact that call he said straight away, ah, must be just people without kids. Yeah. Not invited. And then I did, I backed you up and I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. The shot-going babs were invited. Appreciate you. Anyway, can we go back to Georgia, giving you the interrogation? Yeah, she was just, you know, very chatty and very...

Lovely. She's not always... Because she was on baby wash pretty much the whole day, so that must have been a rare moment. She was very interested in flow. Oh. Yeah, she was very interested in flow. So... Did my mum try and get flow off you or Morgan?

Yeah, your mom did. No, she did. She got flow off me and she held flow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She liked it. She was having a good time. I remember when some friends came over with their newborn. My mom literally took the kid out of her hand, Nikki.

And I had to pull my mum aside, said, you don't do that. you ask permission or if you're like me, you wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be given permission? She asked. Oh. Oh, she's learning. Did she?

I hope she asked. She said like, you know, I'm going to hold and put her hands up. Oh. You know, but I was like, yeah, I don't care. Take her. I will always give Flood whoever, but I don't, I feel bad offering because I feel like, then people feel obliged to say yes. It's funny. I feel bad asking.

That's why I didn't hold. I don't want to ask. Yeah, see, I would rather you be like, do you want to hold? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, but then it's awkward if you say, no, I'm good. I don't care, but like... See, I reckon it's awkward for me to go, no, I don't want to hold your kid.

Yeah, but see, like, I don't often want to hold other people's kids. Yeah. I've said no to someone before. The baby was too little and I was scared. Yeah, yeah. Like, I had a, I had Lucia, but I was like, that baby's too little.

Yeah, I don't do that. I'm nervous. I just, I've never had that inkling to want to hold someone else's kid. It's just not, you know. Yep. So then when people, like, don't hold them like, oh, yeah. Well, you were around in Brisbane when your sister had her four? Yeah, yeah.

For a couple of them. But yeah, and I held them as baby and stuff But even then I was like, oh fuck Like this is like babies are terrifying Yeah So yeah, I never offer Yeah, there you go I mean that's why I didn't hold flow

She was like six months old Yeah, and I was like just ask Yeah I only got jealous because Babbs was holding her So I think I said I kind of asked Babbs, can I? No, I think it was when when was like Do you want to hold?

Yeah, but Babs had her at the time And it made you jealous Yeah I was like oh Babbs is out of cuddle I really want to get in there Yeah, yeah Yeah, it was good And because she's like

Bounceable Yeah, yeah. She's so fun now. You can be rough with her now. Like, I'm a dangling from her legs. Yeah, yeah. She giggles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever that's called. Yeah. She's still come.

She'll too chunky. You know what I mean? She just sits up there. So sweet. How do you go carrying her when she's in the caro in your chest? Are you feeling like you're toppling forward? She's getting heavy. Yeah.

I reckon she'd be nine kilos now. It's heavy, holier. I was in Woolie's the other day, holier. I was shopping by myself. So I had her and then the bag and I was putting the stuff in the bag. And I go to the checkout and I was like, doing it's one-handed. I, like, put her over my shoulder up with the thing,

put her up, put her up my knee for my knee up. Yes, yeah, yeah. And she's just, like, smiling around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's super vocal now. Why don't shut up? Hasn't, um, said an actual word yet? No, just da, da, da, da, da.

Yeah, like, sometimes mimics sounds. Yep. She's getting there. Yep. But super vocal. See if she can get, see if you can get, say six seven. That's the first word. What a time.

She's like, six seven. What? I mean, seven would be impressive, two syllables, but you could get six. I can, maybe squeeze six out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's a great show though, Tame. Really good.

You sit back, relax, and enjoy the magic. Take it up, telling up. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Stop what you're doing, and listen. You know, I got that shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up for you. I'm not that easy to tang. If you could crack anyone, you could crack my mom.

I ain't got to explain. Ducco. Is this an orgy? I don't know what's going on. Got him going insane. I was a guy. I was today years old. when I realize what I've been missing. You.

Pass. I should be more ball away. Fuck yeah, talk it. This is Jess and Ducko. Right on 6 o'clock. Welcome to a new week team. Welcome to... Monday, fresh can.

Oh, yeah. That was a fizzy one. It's fizzy. Yeah. It's exciting. Yes. It's November. Yes.

Rip and tear. It is November. We've got the Melbourne Cup tomorrow. You and me hosting an event. I'm very much looking forward to that, Daco. A beach hotel and Peregrim there if you want to come down. I don't know if it's sold out yet, but it could be close. I haven't had the memo, but I think it would absolutely because it's a hell of a place to be.

Get your colleagues together. Yeah, cannot wait. Get the gals or the boys. And the boys and the gals. Hey, you know who's going to be there? Who? Mr. Goh. Yeah, and my parents, they're coming down this afternoon, shy guy.

Are they? Oh, how big is your mum's hat? Oh, she doesn't have a hat, I don't think. I don't think mum's a hat wear out. She's going to be a big ostentation. Yeah, yeah, no, doesn't have a hat. She's going to fascinator this year. Yeah, I'm sure you've asked.

Yeah. You've got all the juicy details on her headwear. I'm so, I completely forgot you said Chris and Kate had secured their seats. So mum and dad will be down this afternoon. They've already called us to tell me that they've had to break the driver up. We've stopped halfway. That's fair enough. They're shy guys plus two.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's our plus one and he gets a plus two. So you got to hang with mom and dad, shy guy. Yeah, it'll be fun. They'll be pushing drinks. I'll tell them not too. I tried to convince my parents to come up. Because they are in Victoria.

It's massive deal, Melbourne Cup. They were like, we've already booked our function. I was like, bad. Shy guy. Chris and Kate, they're like, no, no. You booked the function. The function. The function, yeah.

So they're not going to the car, but they're going to a big reception place, basically. My mom's showing me her options of fascinators. Hey, let's just rip the band-aid off. How was it? Come on. I haven't asked you off here yet. No one's asked you because. Oh, I know I have been so mad at all.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you because I would have just gushed for 20 minutes. I know. We had to come on here. So I would he ask you? It wasn't that good. He doesn't still have it. You went to Ricky Martin with your mum and it looked like a crowd of...

Don't say it. It was a diverse crowd. Of medium to older ladies who were just dripping. Part medium to older ladies and it's funny because I was looking around the stadium, Rod Laver in Melbourne, going, there's a lot more men here than I thought. Yeah, that's interesting. And then realised, oh, he's a gay icon. Of course.

A lot of gay dudes just living their best. He looks good, doesn't he? He still looks fit. Right. So he's 53. Yeah, good on it. And majority of the DMs I was receiving was he still looks good. He still got it. Isn't it funny?

Because 53 is not that old, but he's been doing music for about 30 years. Yeah. So, yeah, he's still got his hips, baby. His dance moves are a bit lackluster. From just from, I'm basing it all of your stories. So it's funny. And Ash London was there. Ash London, who was a super fan.

And I was what you heard of stories and your stories. I was like, oh, goodness. I feel like I've been. I wanted to, um, I had very good seats, didn't I. Angus had organised that for me and mum, we were close. Obviously got those on points. No, no, they've now earned us points. So we'll be able to pay for the next slide.

I see, I see. But I wanted to run it past you and shy guy. Ricky's pants like a trick mirror. There was something going on with these pants. He had very baggy, almost suit trousers. Yeah. Like they were belted, but they were baggy. Yeah.

So the way he's gyrating or popping his knee gave the illusion that his Johnson was flattened around and that it must be down to his knee. That's a great hack. It was so, I kept going, is that he's, mom, mom, is that it? And your mom's like, I've been spotting that. I was zooming in. Did your mom, did your mom go, look at Ricky's little Ricky, look at Ricky's little Martin?

Nothing. Six o'clock, Jess. Nothing little about Ricky's little, I'd imagine it wouldn't be. He doesn't give little peen energy. The pants were just amazing. Maybe that's what we need, Joe. Not you. Maybe it's what I need.

It was amazing. That was just trickery of the pant. And that was just the smallest thing I want to talk about. We don't have the time. Let me just say, it was sen fricensational. I'm glad you had fun. And your mum, was she like, was she like a middle-aged... She took the heels off.

We were on an aisle. And she literally went, this is fantastic. And literally like ushered her way into the aisle so she could jump and dance and sing. Yes. Well, the reason we do bring it up as well is because we've got Ricky Tickets. It's our call of fame. We've got Ricky Ticies. I don't know if anyone would want to go

But you've assured me it was a sellout I sent you, I knew you wouldn't believe me I sent you the data From the Rod Labor Arena website Sold out, we have tickets to his Sydney show This weekend So if you would like to be there You've got to get involved

Always got to get involved I know you had your first Halloween with the baby We'll get to it I'll get to that It was a complete not a fail It was a tragic really I have questions Yeah yeah

But I will hold them Not all our fault either. The people we went with, I do put a lot of blame in Belinda. Oh, no. Anyway, we'll get to that. Yes, please. Okay. You're looking tanned.

Have you had some time in the sun? I did the garden yesterday. I did the lawn. I think it's really giving you some colour, don't you reckon? Yeah. You look like the one who's been on the cruise. Well, my wife was like the most hungover I've seen her yesterday in years. She had her hens on the weekend, which I will unpack, if not today, tomorrow.

And, like, she was fragile yesterday. Really? And I was getting text from some of the people who are at the hens like, hey, how's Morgan today? Oh, my God, they're checking in with you. And I'm like, oh, she went on a rip and tear. She should have come to the Ricky Marn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the energy she was bringing.

Yeah, so I was a lot of daddying on the weekend. Absolutely. And Morgan did a lot of groaning, and then eventually I got out to do the long. That was sort of my weekend. You're like, I need a break, sweetheart. Yeah, yeah. You don't get to switch off from being a parent. This whole time.

Daddy's going to do some hedging. Yeah. And now, up next, I think it'd be rude of us. Yes, we've got the Ricky Marn tickets. All new time of seven. It is staying there. So 7 and 8am for $10,000. But Shiger went on a cruise.

That's right. And similar to you holding off on the Ricky Martin question. Yeah. We did the opposite to Shai guy and have pumped him for information because he wasn't going to bring us anything. What was the deal?

Three stories, wasn't it? The deal was a voice memo on his day off on Friday. Yeah, which he did. Ticked off. Tick. And at least three stories. Yep. Or three tidbits that we could discuss

and bring the rice cookers in because we know Rice Cookers love a cruise. They love a cruise. Relatable. Yeah. He came with nothing. So we're going to interrogate him next. We're going to turn the lights off.

Put that one light bulb above him. Yeah, yeah. Have it swinging. Let's waterboard him. Oh, waterboarding. Yeah, okay. I thought that was waterboarding. Yeah.

Are they the same? No. Waterboarding is like a horrible torture technique. Where they put the cloth over the thing. You're so right. Have you seen that clip? I've been seen trending. Like I'm showing what a motorboating is.

Come here. I'll play the boat. on you, you motorboating sound of a come here, I'll play that boat on you, I'll play, no one plays a boat like the duck man. Hence why I gave you that role and I'll do the water ball. Anyway, we're motorboating your neck.

Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. One of the members of the team Friday off. Asked on air like a little pauper boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuse me, sir and ma'am. May I please have the day off to have a cruise?

May I have some leave? And we, being so generous. I said no. And so large of hearts said no. But our boss said yes. You will on one condition. You talk about it. That's right.

So we asked you for a voice memo on Friday. We're able to check in. We got a 1 a.m. seemingly very tipsy. Oh, he found out he was actually on some heavy codeine. Sure. That syllable was going somewhere else. You're right. So you would chip up.

We thought he's in for a big weekend. Yes, you're with the family. It's not like you were with your boys. Yes. But we asked three tips I haven't seen since I was like five years old Oh like extended family like cousins and stuff Was it a family reunion?

Not really It was it was more like family friends But I grew up calling them an uncle or whatever Oh yeah And he's like I change your diapers Luke And you're like I don't know who are you again Literally it was a bit like that I didn't recognise any of them

And they They recognise me but I could have walked past them And they wouldn't know They only recognised me because I was in the context Of being with my dad or whatever Oh, that's because you're shy guy. That's shy guy from the radio. Even back then, you had a massive python.

Thank you, Glenn. So you did say this morning, you're still feeling a little sea legs. I still feel like I'm on the road and I'm rocking. So how was it? Which Brad says is normal. That's good. You said that you've got nothing to talk about. Obviously, cruises are amazing.

Not your cup of tea, but nothing is. No, now that it's over, I don't think it's for me particularly. So we can put that on the list with everything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was a good time. The 80s night. Did you dress up? No.

Did you party? No. Did you have little cocktails? No. Did you do any of the activities on board? Oh, we did some of the trivias as a group. How do you go to trivia? You'd be good at pop culture.

Well, they have them themed. So what did we do? There was a home and away trivia. I was no good at that. Yeah, that's a tough one. Not a home and away. There was a big bang theory trivia. I was great at that.

Oh, yeah, you would have been. I was great at that. All right, Sheldon. Some of the questions were like really rogue. Yeah. I don't even get a joke. That's not going to answer your truth. I want to know more about the cruise, man.

It's the one activity he did. That's all we can ask about. It was a very crowded boat, which I get. You sent us some photos. There was a few societies on the boat as well. The Deaf Society was there. I kept running into them. They couldn't hear you coming.

No, they couldn't. Stop sneaking up on the Deaf Society. Why did you keep doing that? Well, they were patching shirts. Anyway, I thought it was, that was like the swingers group or something. Yeah, you did. Because you sent us a photo and said, I found the swingers group. That's them guys.

Yep society. And, yeah, that's great. They had their, um, Oslam person with them and stuff. And the casino was great. I really liked the casino. I got up a little bit, which was great. Okay. Did you earn your money back from how much you'd spent?

What does one play at the casino? Blackjack. Oh, you played a blackjack? Yeah, they had, on your own? They had pokies too, but you could play pokies anywhere, but. On your own or with one of the cousins you haven't seen since you were five? With my cousin, my dad and like another one of the, you know, uncles. Hit me.

Did you get up? Yeah, yeah. Babbs, what was your advice? To get the most out of a cruise Because you and your family Very well versed in the high seas Yeah, you kind of just have to lean in I did not lean

Yeah No dressing up No dressing up There was theme nights, elegant nights It was obviously Halloween The boat was decked out In trick or treat stuff Yeah

And Do you play any tricks? No But I reckon people were doing like the knock A lot of kids were doing Knock and Run Oh of course I've seen that happens on cruises

Did you see any pineapple stuff I tried to look I really did like the aisles Because I was sent in Euclips I think I sent it the group of like what really happens on a swingers on a cruise and stuff. What's that?

Do people put pineapples on their door? Yeah, to go like that. And is the inference you can just knock. I presume so. If the pineapple is a certain way back, upside down. If it's upside down, that means the door's unlocked and you could just, I'm reading the guard.

You literally can walk in something like that, yeah. What if they're not ready in that exact moment? Or there's already people in there. You go, hang on, it's taken. Yeah, do you take the pineapple lock? No, that's where they put the deli counter to the machine and you pull a number. You wait.

And then they're done. They go, all right, number eight. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, it was good. The pool was a little bit disappointing, not going to lie. It was small. It was filled with kids, which is fun. Yeah, there was a lot.

There was a lot of kids on that cruise, hey? There was an adult area, but I was like, well, the adult pool is just full of pissed. Like, surely the adult pools. That's what I mean. Both of them are, I don't want to get in either. Okay. All right, but you think all the adults were weeing in the pool as well. I would have drinking cocktails, mate.

If I was drinking cocktails on a cruise while looking at water around me, I wouldn't weeing, so much bodily fluid. Pool is a no, isn't it? Ocean. Yes, well, no. Or ocean's no choice. When you take flow swimming lessons, do you pee in that? Yeah, I definitely have.

I mean, as if the kids aren't. Yeah, yeah. I mean, unless anyone from my swimming lessons are listening, I do not. That's why you have an adult's only area. I even did the safety, like, test a little bit. Okay, no, no dies coming yet. We're good to go. We're good here.

We're safe. They need that on the cruise ship, obviously. Shame these people. High chlorinated water. So shy guy can swim. But it was good. The cruise overall was good. I don't think it's for me personally.

But as Ducco said, not much is. So at least we can say it. Yeah. I don't like when people go, oh, I hate Twilight. Well, have you read them or watched them? You can't just say that without consuming it. Bad example, I know. It's horrible example.

Great example. Yeah, Bats out there was just like, this is that only time the entire chat. She was like, yes. That's for you back. Yes and Ducco. I love reading you these stories. Of course the Louvre heist happened a couple of weeks ago. Massive news.

$150 million worth of Napoleon's jewels taken. That's right. Two people arrested. Yep. And it's kind of gone quiet. We haven't heard if they actually have been charged. I read something that they did acknowledge that they had a part in it. But I don't know.

So they put their hand up. But no recovery of the jewels. Yeah. They might be getting off in another way. I'm not sure. Okay. Who's the bigger fish? Then after that we had the Spanish chairs that were taken from the cafes and restaurants in Spain.

It's like 1,100 chairs that then they put on. Spanish Marketplace. Yeah, yeah, and they sold them. They're all in Uds. Now, I take you to Canada. Don't tell me another coffee cat. We've got another issue. Oh, my God.

Because they're taken Canadian whipped cream. How do you put whipped cream on your front bag? No, that's mine. Can I have a dollop? That'll do. Oh, can I just have a tiny bit? That'll do it. That Starbucks barista has not been trained appropriately.

What's your name? What's your name, Ducko? Darren, that'll do. Oh, Sucko, let's go. That'll do. Enjoy a Moka Choker for Appuccino. We've got a Mokka Choker for Sucko. Thanks.

Hang on a minute, Tucko. Who stole on the whipped green? Okay, so the Gulloof Police. This is in Ontario in Canada. Galump went the Lid to Greenville. The Gullif Police are suspected who allegedly whipped up a creamy highest early this week. Stop it.

Just before 11am on Wednesday, police set a manager from a business on Speedvale Avenue West reported the trailer had been stolen that morning. So 4.30 am. a trailer with the Wabash refrigerator trailer, it was hooked up and towed away so that the whole trailer

was taken. So inside that refrigerator trailer full of whipped cream? Yes. And the thieves saw their opportunity. They hooked it up and went, let's take this. Oh, so it's not like the keys or they hot wire. No, no, no. Because guess what? You'll know why.

It was loaded with 30 pallets of gaily branded whipped cream. That's the gaily. That's top shelf stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On those grids of God tier to like povo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The gaily is God tier. It's odd.

Gailie is. Now, how much do you think 30 pallets are galley's worth? Yeah, palettes. Can I have any, like, kilos? I don't know the palette of whipped cream. I don't know what a pallet of whipped cream guy? Yeah. What's a palette?

How many cans? How many canisters of... 24. I'm working on it. I reckon 24. So what is it like 50 bucks? No. It's $80,000.

Hang on a minute. $80,000 worth of whipped cream. How expensive is whipped cream? Oh, sorry, are you saying that's that much whipped cream? Well, I just think Gaylee's got a great brand. As we said, God dear. The investigation is ongoing. 80.

Hang on, they don't have any leaks. No, there's no suspect description. Are you telling me the Louvre highs that made off with 150 million who still managed to leave? gloves, helmets. I think there was an air pod left at the site, the tools. These whipped cream thieves are actually better because they left no evidence.

The creamy thieves are actually better. There's no evidence. You know why? That creamed on. Higher stakes. $80,000 worth of whipped cream. Because you're going to do less jailed, Tom, if you have whipped cream?

Well, I was going to say, what does one do with $80,000 of whipped cream? I understand Napoleon's jewels. You sell them on the black market. There are roughly about 23,500 cans. cans of whipped cream on the pallets. On the pallets. Wow. Okay,

that's a lot. And they sold 30 pallets worth. Oh, my. I was close. I said 24. You did. I thought you meant 24 can. I did. I did. So, my question stands. What does one do with that much whipped cream? I don't know if there's a black market. Because it'll go off. You've got a time window. And then

Gaylee is going to know and should be waiting. And who needs that much in bulk? Is it sort of like you set up a market stall and you just start selling it by the can? Yeah. Is it that local We'll mark it down the road that never served cream now all of a sudden has heaps of gaily cream. And you're like, wait a minute. What I'm loving is that these other thieves in Europe and America and stuff like that have seen the lube heaths and they've all had a dream.

Yep. The lube heathes, you know, crawled so they could walk. Absolutely. It has sparked a movement of thievery. Chairs, cream, things like that when no one's getting hurt, you know, just some good stuff. Again, that's a great point. No one got hurt. No one got hurt.

There was no machines involved. They just took the pallets. It just feels like a really insult. job like someone's gone like you're getting someone from gaily's like we're not in the press recently how do we get in the media take our cream it does say at the bottom of the article anyone with information please call police also the glumph police you're just like oh no how about it'll it'll come back it'll be off by then it all has a ways of work it out and they play nickel back jess and daco hey monday morning and this one is for anyone who's ever said

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I think I'm in the danger zone. I can't spare any. Give me one of you two. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm in the danger zone. Is it because you saw Ricky on the week? Can he? Well, that too.

You got the flutters. Big time. Did you go home and call your husband, Ricky? Someone just messaged me, responded to the story. Because, yes, we have Ricky Martin's tickets on the show. Ricky Tickeys, I'm calling them. And someone just said, oh my God, I'd love them. He is definitely on my sexy old man list.

I'm like, he's 53. I don't think he's an old man old. Like, when's it, like, you know, when you say man or one's old, is it 60, 70, 80? I reckon 80. 80, yeah. No disrespect. Yeah, I think 80. But 80.

Yeah, 50's not old. 50's not old. I don't even think 60's old. No, I think... My mom... My mom's not going to like me saying this. She's in her 60s. Yeah, yeah.

Chick can still dance, jump, play. Yeah, yeah. My dad's in his 60s. Oh, my dad's old. That's in his 70s. Isn't he about to celebrate? Nearly his late 60s, sorry, yeah, yeah. That's not old.

No. But Ricky Martin, when he's still doing, she bangs, she bangs and drive rating his... He's not old. Sexy old man list. What are you talking about? Jeez, God. But that's not reason. Youthist.

Youthist. It's not the reason I. I have a bit of anxiety. Sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah. I have a dilemma with one of you. And I've been really nervous to bring it up because I think it's a really big deal. And a little inside, on Friday she was going to do it,

but Chargoy was away, so he didn't do it. Doesn't mean it's... Doesn't mean it's on him? I'd put money on me. Strap in. Old Cruzey McRooze is getting it next. As a boat. Thanks.

Jess and Duckow. Right now, do you want me to open this tent up? Please, please. I need a safe space. A zip stuck. What's Bab's done? Why is it sticky? Oh, Joyce Louise.

Babs, I said 20 minutes ago, please make sure you air out the therapy tent because I need a safe place. I did. And to be fair, I need to invite us all in. We need some car air fresheners in here. Okay, all right. Some pine trees. Let me just, let me make some space. Let me make some room for you guys.

I'm just going to, okay, I'm pottering around. Ducco, I'm glad you're here because maybe we need a mediator. Good, good to be here. I'm glad Babs is here because she brings calming energy. That was just here Smoking a large pipe She's on the big Shisha She's like the Shisha

I don't think that's Shisha my friend She's so impressive When she makes the smoke rings But Shai Guy you're here too Yeah What have I done? Oh jeez No it's not what you've done

It's what I've done to you And I've been holding on to this toxic Little Nugget A little toxicity Since Wednesday last week Ducco, since Wednesday. And I need to alleviate myself of the Guild, because I think it's a pretty big deal.

Purge yourself, sing yourself, go. Thank you. Tomorrow is Melbourne Cup. It is. We don't have a public holiday in this state. God, we deserve it. The Victorians do. But we are going to celebrate,

nonetheless, you and I am seeing a fabulous event. Yeah, it'll be good fun. Did it last year. It was fun. Whatever you are doing, however you are celebrating. Or if you're not, whatever, hope it's great. I went last week, Ducko, to get an outfit.

It's a great excuse to dress up as the ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to my favourite hiring destination. Yep. I don't know why, but when I left work that day, I said to Shy Guy, shy guy, have your phone on you. Gonna send you some options.

I don't know why, but I did. No. Could have asked Babs. Could have asked anyone else in the team. But I. What happens when you show me and Shagai clothing options? What did you do? We've been bonding?

What did you? We've been bonding. So. Remember then he got cereal. without you and you got really mad? Yeah, I know. That's why I'm trying to repair the bridge. I think that's what it was.

I'm trying to overcorrect. Okay. That was all on that day, too. Oh, geez, that was a tough day. Actually, I could pick that day. The team was off that day. It was. So I am trying to extend olive branches.

I don't know what I did to upset him, that he'd severed. But I went, I've got an appointment. I can include him on. I'm going to dress choices. So I say, shall I keep your phone on you? I'm going to send you some options. Yep. I sent him two.

Didn't he none date? Just two. Yeah, I got him. One blue, one purple. Yeah. What do you reply? He said, go the purple. Okay.

But I went the blue. Well, why'd you bother asking? Hang on. He didn't know that. Were you going to go the opposite to what he said regardless? No, no. Show me the photos, actually. I want to say, damn.

I wish you didn't tell me what you were going to wear. Then I could have said what I would have picked. Okay, forget I told you. Damn, damn. These are the two options I sent him. See, there's the blue. I'm looking at that. Oh, no, I would have said blue for sure, 100%.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know if it was because, you know, when sometimes you do a test to yourself just to see what the universe throws up and then you can recalibrate your own emotion? Yeah. So I didn't know what I was going to do, but it was something about him saying Purple. Yeah. That made me go, nah, blue.

Yeah, yeah. But now I feel like. I think because you don't trust shy guy's fashion advice that you ask for. So is that the test I accidentally? Yeah, I can always send him gear now. I mean, whatever he says, do the opposite. Because he's coming. tomorrow.

He's going to see. I went the blue. Are you? He bought a whole purple suit to match. Are you wearing a suit? You're just wearing a suit? No, I'm not wearing a suit. You're not wearing a tie.

I'm wearing a nice shirt. Yeah, same. And a jacket? I wasn't going to. Okay. I've just felt so guilty. I'll coordinate with Kristen. Yeah.

Yeah. Dad's going to look hot, mate. Well, I'm wearing the blue. Do you want to coordinate with the blue? You know my thoughts on the blue? And you made your point exactly, what was the point of asking you? So I just felt so guilty that I'd asked for my darling friends's advice.

Yeah. And I've gone against it. What was the point of asking then? I'm sorry. Do you feel like the purple? Yeah. I think... Oh, here we go.

You're robbing people of the purple. Show babs? I will show babs. Babs coming here. God, I wish you didn't tell any of us what you went and any of us what he did. And then we could have all upset our choices. Yeah. He, he, he doubled down.

Yeah, yeah. He goes, the blue's all right, but I don't like the top path. Like, he had specific. Well, the purple is... The purple's got a bit of, like, I don't know what you call that. Frill. Frill, yeah. He said that.

He said that. He goes, I like the frill of the purple. You're like an old school sort of look, don't you like an older lady? Sure. I'm sorry. What did you just, ooh? So, ooh. At?

The blue. And then? The purple is nice, but the blue is nice too. Oh, she wanted a purple. She wanted purple. You can tell. No, I didn't tell. When I looked at it, I was like, I do like the purple, but the blue, there's something

about it. There's something about it. It goes with your hair nicely, I think. Well, maybe you can switch. Maybe you can, like, I go for dinner and I'll wear the purple. What she's really trying to do here is she just keeps trying to, at any stage. We'll get cereal, you can wear the purple, you can wear that to Al. I've been very excited to bring you this story, Ducko.

There's been an injustice that I want to highlight because if you and I stand for something, it's a bloody nickname. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We embrace them far and wide and we stand by them. However you got them, don't love when people try and give themselves a nickname. Yeah, yeah. But we love colourful. I was like, call me Daddy Longlegs. We're like, no, mate.

We'll decide what to call you, and it'll be the python. He changes his own handle for 24 hours. It was a whole thing. It was a whole thing. Because you've got to wait now 60 days. We changed that back. And in Justice Ducker, in one of our favourite sporting leagues. Darts, baby.

How good to Darts? There's an Australian darts player. He's a fantastic, fantastic guy. I don't want to give you his name. his nickname right now. What I want to give you is him in an interview, being interviewed on the tungsten tails or a sporting podcast.

They love darts. They love this bloke. I'm going to play this audio for you. Then I'm going to tell you the nickname that the world championship of darts is banning him from using. It's one he already has, but they're going, you can't be called that when you come and compete here in London. I'll tell you the nickname and I'll tell you his name.

but here is insert Aussie Darts player talking about this injustice. Over the years, been a lot of talk about your nickname. Are they going to let you use it at the PDC World Championship? No. So that's why I don't have any of that on my shirt. So I'll have to find a new one. We might need to put it to a poll and get something. I don't think, it's hard because everything can be turned.

Yeah. At the minute I don't have any and the chance are colourful, Now, that last line, the chance, are colourful. Yeah. That is Tim Poussay. Oh, man. And his nickname is the mag. How do you spell P-U-S-E-Y?

But still, oh, wait. His nickname, Ducco, that they're banning him from using. Yeah. You want to guess? What are they calling him? The magnet. And the world championships, those funny duties in London, are saying you cannot be called Tim the Manget.

Magnet Poussay. You cannot be called the Poussay magnet. The Poussay magnet. Poussay is one of the greatest last names I've ever heard. You can't. They are saying the vulgar innuendo is unacceptable. Timmy Pouset. Even in the very larynx-filled league of darts.

What if Pouset gets a hole in one? I mean, no, Tam. A what do you call? Wrong coat. Bullseye. Bullseye. That's what I meant. Yeah, it was even better.

Pousay gets a bullseye. Damn. You know, you can't chant. The magnet. They are bad. The bandit's not even bat. Of all the things you could call them, I understand, the magnet. But they're saying magnet.

But what's from this one? In 2023, they've got precedent these, these boring people. Owen Bates had the nickname. Oh, I just got it. Sorry. Owen Bates, another dance player. His nickname was the master. And I've just seen it in written.

Yeah. Tales all the time. So he had to have a new nickname because the PDC also went, no. The darts need to know what they are. You need to know what they are. 10080s. You're full of drunk loricans having the best time. It is such a joyful thing to watch.

Not letting him being called the Magnet. That's disappointing. And isn't up-and-comer, man. He's earning his coin. He's really on the track to becoming one of the big names. Yeah. Stripped him of the bloody magnet name. Yeah, geez.

He should lean into it more and just rock up with, like, magnets on his body and stuff like that. He's going so they've said, you can't have it, like, written on my shirt. Yeah. On the magnet, baby. We need a shirt made out of some sort of fridge material that he can stick magnets on. I'm going to tweet Tim Poussay. Poussay. Poussay is one of the...

We reckon that background is, Pouset. It's giving French to me. He does feel French. Don't you reckon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, with a little squiggle on top of the you or something. That's right. Pouset. An omelette.

Anyway, thoughts out for Tim, the magnet Pouset. Ducco's 10K alpha marks on hit. Alfa Bugs. Yes, indeed. 30 seconds, 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass.

We'll come back if there's time. We are playing for 10K. Our player today is Jazz. Good morning, Jazz. Good morning, Dray. How are you going? So well for a Monday, Jazz. We're pumped to give you this money.

Jazz, Jazzy, jazz. What do you want to spend 10 grand on? I need upgrades on my car I'd love to get new wheels and some hints and yeah I love that for you You can't Maybe you'd like to look at

a Lexus Or a Land Rover Jazz because those cars Start with the letter L and that's what you're going to be working with today Okay I got it Yes you do

You can do it jazz Now you on speaker It just feels a little bit unclear Is that any better There we go There we go. Thank you, Jazz. Are you ready to rock?

Your time's going to start after the first question. Yep. Here we go. Starting with the letter L, we need you to name. A school subject. Language. A kitchen utensil. A fabric.

Leather. A technology brand. LG. An animated TV show. Pass. A noun. A clothing brand. Levi.

A confectionary item. Lollies. A zodiac sign. Leo. In there with the bother, just to get you, six with a question mark over one, maybe seven. School subject, language. I don't know if that's a subject. I think it's French or Italian.

Literature, Latin, you know, life and science. Life science, which I've never heard of. But, you know, that's in there. I don't know about language. I feel like I missed out, not doing life science. Yeah, me too. That's, gee, I would have not dropped science. Science of life.

Animated TV show could have been Looney Tunes, Lilo and Stitch, and noun. We don't often get noun. No, it's always adjective, adverbal verb, but noun, there's a biggie. Yeah. Stuff. Lamp, ladder, or a lock. It can be anything, really, yeah, stuff. Look, you don't get the money for the car, jazz, but you do get $100 at budgie smuggler, okay?

Oh, legend. Oh, lovely. Yeah, oh, yeah. Lovely. Just in time. As we're heating up, summer. Hell yeah. There you go.

Will you enjoy it, Jazz? Good to chat. Thank you, Jazz. Do you play again at 8 o'clock for $10,000. Hey, Halloween's over. Can I start wishing people Merry Christmas? I suppose, yep. All right, Merry Christmas, Jazz.

I'm next for talking the most in-trend body part. Jess and Ducko. 13, 1060. What body part does it for you? Well, there you go. Maybe it's the bonbon. Exactly. What body part weirdly?

I mean, I'd look for more weird things, but if it's that, so be it. You make a great point. If you want to call up and say one of the stereotypical ones, hey, you're going to put your name in the pool. Yeah. But we are looking for maybe a tad obscure. We are. Because there's been a new trend done.

Essentially, it's come out that the arm era, toned and defined arms, biceps, triceps is officially in. It is strong as officially the new skinny, whatever that means. TikTok's arms era trend, whatever that was. It's a return of sleeveless. power dressing, essentially think of people like Pedro Pascal where they wear sort of like knits with no sleeves.

You know how like singlets were really cool? It's a vest without anything under me. This is what I find funny about fashion, right? Like this industry. Singlets were so cool in the early O's and maybe the middows. And now if you wear a single, everyone's like, oh, daggy. This is the issue. That's a bit lame.

Like with anything fashion, Daco, we took it too far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The singlet became the stringlet. Yeah, yeah. And everyone went, oh, I loved a good stringlet. You have taken it to. Stereosonic. Peck dance, obviously.

And this is going to feel counterintuitive to the body part I will share with you, but no one wants to see a boy's nipples. Yeah, no, they don't. In a stringlet. You take the shirt off. But even at the gym now, guys don't wear singlets as much to the gym. And if they do, you kind of get a wanker vibe. And everyone sort of goes wank up.

But if you're wearing a suit with no sleeves, everyone's like that chic and hot. So we were discussing what you're going to wear to the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, we're emceeing an event. I'm wearing a, yeah. Would you do a very tight tank top? I'm doing really baggy parachute pants. And then a just, yep, yeah, tank top. And the blazers has got those sleeves.

A tight tank top. He wore a velvet one. It was hot man. And then a blazer jacket. Yeah. Oh, that's what I want. I don't hate this look for you. You know I hate the baggy look.

Why is that guy singing Ricky Martin? And why is that chick next to him loving it? Anyway, the 2026 energy is about strength, function and self-assurance. Apparently the Australian Sports Commission, the A-S-C says 6 million Aussies are participating in fitness or gym training. It is up in the past year. Love it. It's a whopping 10 million popular type of exercise and relating to walking,

which whopping 10 million Aussies took in part last year. So essentially, strength and conditioning training is on the rise. People are loving toned arms now. It's only come around this year. Yeah, I've never heard of it before. It feels like as TikTok heard about it now, everyone's like, oh my God. Arms. Toned arms.

Because this is the classic thing, you know, I think more stereotypically boys skipping leg day. Yeah. And it's all about arms. Chagg hasn't on a leg day. No. I don't think I've seen you bend down ever. Like, can you squat? Can you get low?

No, we're jeans. Because you're so... Whereas, yes, I think maybe for women, maybe arms is not something we focus on because we, stereotypically, all about that booty. And women, stereotypically, more conscious about their arms. Yes. How often we hear particularly, I know my mum, some of her friends,

gosh, even some of my generation, talking about tuck shop lady arms. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And you go, well, there's a bit of an easy fix there. Train arms. Train hard. Slick it down. Well, do a whole body, but we focus so, you know, vehemently on certain things.

You go, oh, well, of course that's being left to the wayside. I like that the toned arms are in. It does say genetics. End of 2025, 2025, 2026. Yep. Arms. It says genetics can definitely be a massive supporting factor in this. Of course.

People who can put on muscle and tone faster than others, obviously. We know. However, we want to know on 13, 10, 60. What body part does it for you? Do arms on a lady do it for you, Daco? Do you look at a nice tricep and go, hot damn? I don't want an arm. The quad, though.

I got a big, I get a quad, you know, I'm a quad guy. You're a quad and calf. You're a quad and calf in men and women. Like, you're going to appreciate a well-defined. I do like a good quad. I find if you have a toned quad, it shows that you work hard. I don't know. There's something deep, deep-sealed in me that likes that.

Unlike your friend, you told me about last week, nothing to do with exercise purely genetics, the knee. The knees. You said your friend would judge someone by their knee. Yeah, likes a good knee. So a good knee, did it for him. A bad knee, this date will go no further. He still can't tell me what a bad knee is, but he knows.

Shy guy made me appreciate something watching The Golden Bachelor, the neck. Oh, yeah. The neck is an unforgiving region. It is, isn't it? So you either, I think you either have a quick. When it turns to the bush turkey neck. You can't train neck, can you? Oh, yeah.

How do you train neck? Like you put the head thing, the head weights and you sort of tilt. What the hell's a headweight? Like, if you put like the headband on and it has a headband on and it has a weight attached to it. Boxes do it. That's not going to fix the gobble, gobble. You could probably tighten it up, though, but I think it will still get a bit loose.

Fair, fair. Naturally, skin is going to lose its elasticity. If one drivers do a lot of neck training because of the velocity. I've never thought to train neck. But it would be strong internally. I don't know how that would go getting it ripped. Fair enough. What about you?

What body part gets you going? Well, I do love, and it's funny because, as I said, the stringlet, let it feels counterintuitive to have bagged it out. I love a nice chest, booby area on the man. Yeah. Angus has a nice. Peck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess has Terry Cruz, the actor who can do the booby dance? Yeah, the peck dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That does something to me. I can do peck dance. Can you? Yeah. Take your shirt off?

Yeah. Let's go. Wait. Oh, you can. Between that and your twerk, you have got both upper and lower heirskins. My twerk's getting better, too. My twerk is, I just got no booty. If I had a booty.

A peck, cool. I don't know that about you. You just got to practice a lot. Well, like anything, do I go, wise words. Yeah. That's what we want to know. Bab's just bomb on it outside. 13, 1060.

Is there one of the more obscure body parts? What gets you going? That does it for you because in 2026, all eyes will be on arms. But where are you looking? Chugga? I like a rounded chin. Ooh, chin. Interesting.

I feel personally attacked. I feel very pointed chin. Yeah, I got a point. Babs, here we go. I like hands. That's rogue. Really? I was not expecting that.

No, it's like not bad, weird. It's just like, you don't look at someone's hands. Yeah, I do. What do you look for? I don't know. Just like some people have nice hands. Are you talking particularly like dirt under fingernails or just knobbly knuckles? No, just like, not necessarily dirty hands.

Just like, just how they look. I don't know. I can't eat my strong hand. To each their own. Yeah. What gets you going? 13, 1060. What's the body part?

You almost look at first. Yeah. You know? Yeah, give us cool. Don't say smile. Yeah, yeah. I don't say boobies. You know, we want to hear, like, you know.

If you want Ricky Tickeys. Yeah, Ricky Tiki. You need something odd. We'll get you on there. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducco. 131060. That actually kind of fits.

It does. We're talking about what body part does it figure after some experts in the field have deemed arms. TikTok's arm's era trend is happening. Is that a thing, Babs? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, the arm era is taking over. When Pedro Pascal basically wears a suit with no sleeves, everyone's like, My God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The vest is now a normal garment. Yeah. A vest is not out of wear. It's just, I'm putting pants on in a vest to show off my great arms. My guns. Because apparently, that's where we're all focusing on 2026.

That's it. But maybe for a while, you've gone, like Babs. Oh, it's the hands. It's the hands. For me, it's the quads. Maybe it's toe hair. Maybe it's that specific. Oh, there you go.

I like a peck. Yeah. That is niche. Now, what's a good thumb? Yeah, that's a good question. Well, you know what they say? Ducco size doesn't matter. They do say that.

Well, I'm yet to hear. I mean, Ducco says that. Yeah, you and read that. Well, I'm on Ducco side, so it doesn't matter. Good, great. But have you ever tried to do anything without your thumb? There's no gripping available. There's no strength.

I'm trying to do that now. I'm trying to grab my coffee cup. That's a bad digit to lose, isn't it? This is why they say you'd separate. us from the animals, the opposable thumb. Try holding a remote control without your thumb and pushing the button at the same time. I love that yours is just for practicality. We're not asking, which is the most functional body part.

Shona, in a partner, hang on a minute, Shona. Have you dated someone without a thumb and gone, I'm sorry, I need a thumb? Actually, yes, I have. Thumb was Tony. I was not expecting it. And what happened? Were you just like, oh, can you just get my coffee cup, Tony? Well, it was kind of the thumb and another finger, which was a bit unfortunate.

But it was on their dominant hand. So they weren't very good at using the thumb on the other hand. And I thought, well, this is a bit of a pickle to be in it. It's made you appreciate a thumb. It has. It has. You don't know what you've got until it's gone, Ducco. It's so true.

There's so many games you can play with the thumb. The classic thumb game. Yep. The thumb wall. Exactly. Shona. How do you tell someone they've done a good job if you can't give them a thumbs up? Oh, you can't be giving you a fist.

Now you're on to it, Jess. That's exactly right. See what I mean? Honey, give you a thumbs up. Just do it. Yeah. You're trying to give them the pinky. Shona, that's food.

This is a great, no, dumb thought as well. Shona, are you excited to go to Ricky Martin, potentially? Oh, my God. It would be amazing. He's got two thumbs. You should have seen the way he was holding that microphone. Well, actually. Yeah, here we go.

It's my girlfriend's 60th birthday this year and she's never been to a concert. Wow. She does have. She does have two thumb. But, you know, I can work with that. Well, okay. Show me your name's in the pool. It's in the pool.

That's a hell of a nomination. Thumb. Yeah, I know. But let's see what Brittany says on 13, 1060. Britt, what body part does it for you? Hey, my husband has spaces or, like, earplugs, whatever you want to call them. Yes, yes. So you like a very large earlobe.

Yeah, I like to see straight through that bad boy. That was a real trend, I feel like a while ago. Yeah, for the punk. Yeah, the punk. Very long time ago. And now, he doesn't regret it. Like, he still loves having those dangly open lobes. Yeah, he likes it.

I used to have them. But then when we had our kids, my son ripped mine out of my ear. Oh, I was like, perfect. Hang on. Have you now got a split lobe? Like, did he rip it down? Mine look like, I call them saggies because they're just little. You're a tuck shop lobes.

Yeah. They're dangling around. Yeah. Yeah, see, that was my biggest concern about anyone who got those. It was like, well, how's that going to look in 20 years? It's one thing getting a dragon on your back in a tattoo, but geez, that is... The lobes are right there. Thank you for sharing, Brinney.

I love that. You and your saggies are welcome, and you and your saggies could be at Ricky Martin. Absolutely. Amelia, hello. Hey, how you going, guys? Yeah, couldn't be better, babe. What's the body part that does it for you? Oh, look, I'm with ducco.

I do like a good quad muscle, but I'm definitely the forearms. the forearms just do it for me. Like a toned forearm where you can, you know, a bit of definition or? Yeah, a bit of definition. I don't know. There's just something sexy about it. Yeah.

Pardon my ignorance. I'm going to have to go to PT Ducco over here. How do you exercise for a arm? Yep. You got it, Amelia. I don't need to say anything. You definitely can. You definitely can ask Daco that one.

Yeah, yeah. Ducco will tell you off air. Oh, my great. I just did an air demonstration. Amelia, and everyone's everyone got it. Spider-Man's good at it. You know, I'm getting all my workout tips from Instagram, just hot girls training.

I haven't seen that one, like you. Thank you, Amelia. Annalise, good morning. Annalise. What do you find hot? Yeah. What point? Well, I'm kind of with buds.

I like a hand, and I also have that. My dad also has the spaces, so I do love his little dangly calamari's. But my favorite part is the back of the head. What? The back of the head? What about the back of the head? It's like the back, the back of the dome. Yes.

And the nape of the neck, like that whole area. Oh, so where the head meets the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when it comes out. Do you like a bald man so you can really see Define Dome into neck? Well, not really. I do like a shaved head, a nice clean, um, buds cut. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, like Chad Michael Lorry, one tree hill. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, shit. I think that's where it started. Yeah. Of the neck. Geez, man, people do anything but Ricky tickets. Jess and Ducko.

My shelf, let me sing all the lines for you. You know you gotta pick the melody, so you could score a point or two. Book Top Box! Sweet Babs is in studio. She has an unbelievable talent of singing songs. He does, doesn't she? In the melody of popular.

Popular ones we should all know. But by using the lyrics from one of her fantasy novels, what have you pulled out for us this week? This one's called Night Bain. Banga, she bang, she bangs, she pan. Oh, not safe. Hey, nice, nice bang. We got Ricky tickets, cool of fame.

I appreciate that you wanted to do something in a tribute to Ricky. With an E. What's the premise? They're all the same. I actually don't remember. They're all blended into one. But this is actually the second one. So it looks like I've gotten halfway through and given up, to be honest.

Yeah, the bookmark. To quote Debbie. Mama, bring it on. Let's go. Your mama. All right. First one. The moonling healers had never seen it.

Coldplay, yellow. Damn. That's song one you put in my thing. That's the wrong day. Oh, that was last week. Okay, okay, I've muddled this up. Hold on. Give me two seconds.

Oh, no. It's all right, we can fix it. Well done. I don't even like cold play, but God, that had permeated in my brain. I was thinking like a Christina Perry or something. Good job, Ducker. Let me just get the others. That's on me, guys.

You know? That's on me. That's all right. It's been a busy, hot morning thinking about rickie-tickies. I appreciate you discombobulated. Oh, damn. It's also November now. Okay.

What is that? What's that going to do with anything? You just feel it more time. I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I'm good. Good padding, Babbs. Thank you.

Okay. No, here we go. We're back. At least it didn't ruin it. I thought I sport the next song. No, no, you're good, and you're on the board. That's on me. Most people were save. The rest had succumbed.

To the wounds, Ila walked to her room slowly. Oh, at her side the moon, trail them through the windows. They made their way up. Rolling the deep, Adele. Yes. Man, I'll see it. Well done. That was good.

My favorite thing is when Shagai goes, yes. Like, he knew when he did it? No, no, no. I'm just like, yeah, of course it is. Yeah, yeah. Why have we got it? Yes. Okay.

All right. Another point to Daco. Next one. It was the middle of the night when the balcony doors to Isla's room burst over. Later. 18 edge room. Yeah. Oh, great.

I just need to play it on my own. I just need to play it on my own. Oh. I just need to play. More lines. Very good. Yes. All right.

Go to song four. Shiger gets this. We've got a game. We've got a tie breaker. Otherwise it's over. If it's duckos won. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, if it's you or me, I've won. I've never wanted you to get it more. Just want to get on the board. Come on. You got this one. J-Lo. Ricky. Yeah.

Here we go. You're throwing me all. I'm sorry. Guys, come on. Guys, come on. Hold on, let me, let me bring it back. Fish tacos? All right.

Okay, where am I? Song four. Thank you. It's not royals, my lord. Song four on the right day. It was the middle of the night when the balcony doors to Isles, room burst open, the ocean. Oh, they run out, stand in and dragged around them. Oh, what is that?

Nickelback. How are you mind me? Matchbox 20. Lips of an angel. Hindna, Hina. Don't flip. Sit out, you're out, obviously. Far out.

Hidna. I was out. I was out. Matchbox 20. You're out during no boat. God damn it. That is a great show. Oh, it's a good song.

All right, here we go. End it, baby. End it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I don't hold on. Mama, bring it on.

Do you want me to have a go? No, I'll bring you for a chance. All right. The tunnels were dark a musty. Oh, oh, I don't know the name. There were no to burn. But she made a choice and kept going to know who the artist is. Oh, I don't know who the artist is.

Unwritten Natasha Bankville. Oh! The Hill's Thames. Stopper is tipping himself. into the wall. One of the biggest song that the bonus has in the cost of it. Well, dude.

What a game. Oh, yeah. Don't have fun. God damn it. Man, I knew the song, but I just didn't know who sung it. That's all right. You did good work there, my friend. That is a real fall from grace, sir.

And Babs again to you. Thank you. Jess and Ducko. It's November as Babs has told us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's November. Which means on Friday it was Halloween. That's right, the 31st.

And you had told us you were taking the six-month-old to embrace the spirit. Yep. A little bit of trick-or-treating. Yeah, we're doing trick-or-treating. We spoke about on the show on Friday. I didn't know how to go trick-or-treating or what to do. Obviously, I've got a six-month-old. Chagai.

Ducco's talking. Shagga, can you please stop, mate? Shagay, I know you like doing live-guess-and-effects. What, of course, Jay's talked about talk-over? Yeah. talking over me. Counts for ghost music. Yeah, anyway.

You're at a carnival. It's spooky carnival. I've got me so many options for girls. What about this one? Like I'm on the Broadway production. Oh, Halloween. The night was up the 7th 31st of October. Anyway, so, okay, I'll go back to my original.

So, yeah. I was a pirate, obviously. So anyway, we were. We took Flo Trick-A-Tree. Now, we were going to our friends, Belinda, who has two kids, but her kids are obviously right trick-or-treating age. Like, I don't know what age. Don't ask me kids' ages, but, you know. Did you notice I didn't? I knew you weren't going to know. But enough to lean in, get amongst a costume, to also knock on doors themselves.

Yes. Just while the parents stand back. She said, I've got a little pumpkin costume or a little witch costume for Flo to wear because my kids will wore it when they were young, I'll bring it, meet us, we'll do it this. We're meeting at this street because it's like a, I think with Halloween is there's like parents' groups that go around, everyone knows the streets that really get into it. Yes. This specific area had, like, I reckon there was,

there was hundreds of kids floating around with their parents. Amazing. You see, like, a little joker running around with a gun, and you're like, that's problematic. Yep. And you see, like, a little Freddie mask cruising around. At least it's 5 o'clock and it's full daylight. Yeah, full daylight.

We went at 4.30. We get there. And Belinda, so I said to Morgan, we got to dress up. And Morgan's like, I don't want to dress up because, you know, she doesn't want to have fun. But I think we landed on that. It's weird if just the kid dresses up

and the parents don't lean him, because that also ruins the spirit and festiveness for the kid. Particularly when our child is six months old and has no idea what's going on. We rock up. We rock up and I stole some hats from work. I was in a Viking helmet and Morgan was in a hat with a fish on its head. I can't believe she agreed to wearing it, but she did.

She's one of the blokes from Wicked Tuna. Literally. He just had a fish popping off the head and we rock up. None of the other parents were dressed up. And they're like, and Flo's not dressed up because we're waiting to get in a costume. We rock him to this group of parents we had. We didn't know anyone. Yeah.

And we're like, hey, and they're like, oh, who have you got there? Why are you guys wearing hats? And then, Belinda's like, oh, I forgot the costume. Okay, I wanted to ask. I saw your Instagram story. And Flo was just wearing a sun hat and a onesie. I was like, where's the pumpkin? Morgan had messaged her about it hours earlier.

And she's like, so sorry, we got caught up. I was doing my girl's makeup for their, you know, dead zombie over there playing. Oh, she was a K-pop zombie. I called her a Power Ranger. Didn't go down well. That's how thing. Don't tell kids. what you think they are.

Just wait for them to tell you. That's a great tip. It offends them. Don't guess. Anyway, so she forgot the, you forgot the costume. Like, what are we doing here?

So we're just ambling around these streets. You don't even like chocolate. No. So then we're like, they're like, go get Flo involved because all the kids were taking the candy from the giant pumpkin,

the guys on the inside of house. Go get the baby involved to do what? Snatch a Maltese a bag. I just walk up with Flo, I like crane her over the top thinking because she's like grabbing things now. I'm like, go on Flo. Grab something.

Like she's the claw machine. Yeah, exactly like that. I mean, she just starts crying. And so then I was like, oh, Daddy will take your Kinder. I just took the Kinder surprises. Was it a Buino? Oh, surprise. Yeah, yeah, I'm not an idiot.

So it was a complete fail. Flo was way too young. And Morgan and I just looked like morons in our fish hats and poking hats. And the person we were going with forgot the outfit. And they all had drinks. And I forgot drinks. I was like, no, this sucks. I'm going for it.

Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on hit. 30 seconds, 10 questions all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're unsure of the question, just say pass. We'll come back, of course. If there is time, we are playing for 10K, our player today. Hey, A, Rome.

Hey, hey, hey. Good morning. Aaron, what do you want to spend $10,000 on? I want to go on a holiday to the Gold Coast. Oh, beautiful. What we think in theme parks? Just a little bit of R&R. Yeah, a bit of it all.

Been about like four or five years since we've been on a good holiday. Okay. Aaron needs to get some sunshine in the sunshine state. Maybe you'd consider looking at the Ibus Hotel. I'm sure there's one in the Gold Coast because that starts with the letter I and that's what you're going to work with today, Aaron. Perfect. All right.

You feel good? I do. All right. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with letter I, we need you to name, a country. Iceland. Something sweet. Ice cream.

An adjective. Ooh. Pass. A nursery rhyme. Pass. Something in the bedroom. Incense. Of horror movie.

In the dark. A cold beverage. Oh. Um. Oh. Spicy. beer. A body part. Oh, um, ooh, a body part.

Some very creative answers there. The I see beer. The horror movie in the dark that I'm not familiar with, but it could definitely be a horror movie. Sounds like one. Does. Look, you got yourself five if that horror movie is correct. If we go through them, an adjective could have been intelligent or incredible. Do you know what an adjective could have been icy? I see. Oh, I see. Oh, I've done all the other ones. Yep. A nursery rhyme, one of the big ones, it'sy-bitsy spider. We've been told in the dark is a horror movie

So you get that one correct, well done And then a body part could have been Intestine or the index finger Index, I was actually pointing my finger out too See you're just looking around the room finding things I'm not going to look within Aaron Look Aaron You don't get the money, you're a great player

You do get $100 at the legends A budgie smuggler mate So well done Perfect thanks mate Thanks for joining the show Aaron Cheers, you just have a great day Thank you too When they're positive after a loss

I know it's nice Because you can really feel the hatred when they're upset. Yeah. So we're with their friends and then we're not. I know. I wonder those people who are really mad and you can hear it, you can feel it. I wonder if they never listen to us again. Like it's too hard.

Well, you're not going to win 20K potentially a day on any other show that I can think of. You're so right. You know what you're not going to win. Yeah, what's that? Ricky Tickies. We have Ricky Muntie. We've got the sticky. I'm going to put it out there.

I haven't done a little temperature check, but I think we're the only ones with Ricky Tickies. You're no one of them. I'm going to. Let's not fight. Let's not. We got Ricky Tickey's next. Are you talking about the Ricky concert next?

Yeah, and another little incident. Okay. No, we love Ricky. Come on. It's hurting me personally. I can't wait to temperature check just our team, let alone the rice cookers. Can you stand up at a concert if you've bought a seat? My mum and I were in the crowd at Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne to see Ricky Marston.

And we, very luckily, my husband was in charge of tickets, because you know he does all our life admin. Yeah. He knew this was going to be a big deal for me and mum. We saw him 10 years ago in Adelaide and we were very excited that he decided to come back to Australia. So he went all out. He bought us floor seats.

Yeah. Seats being the key word, but we were on the floor. Did you both bring a sparset of brara and stuff so you could throw it up at Ricky? Like you both just had one under there? Well, she did bra in your panties. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

I mean, she's classier than you. It was particularly sexy when I threw my bamboo briefs up at Ricky and he held them up and he's like, wow. What is this a sail from a yacht? Ricky's taking off. With his parachute pants and your briefs, God, he was flying. He was a hot air balloon. Yeah.

So we're on the floor seats, yeah? But we got there 45 minutes early. Obviously, we want to make sure everything's calm. And my mum made the calm. We're not stressed. You can't be walking in halfway to live in Levina Loka. And then you just sit there from the beginning. What do we do now?

We watched the pot bellies. They were actually really good. But my mum made a comment looking around the stadium and said, oh my God, can you please make sure you thank Angus for getting us these seats on the floor. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to dance. I said, what do you mean, Ma? She goes, well, if we were up there and she's pointing at the stadium, the bleachers, I guess you'd call them, you have to stay seated.

And I was like, no, you don't. You're at a concert. Yeah, you can stand. Concerts are for dancing. And she said, no. if you're in a seat, you have to sit because now you're impacting everyone around you, particularly the people behind you.

And we got into a very civilised conversation. Of course, yeah. About what's the etiquette? It is a funny one when you are standing up at a bleat. I think it depends on the artist. You know, like I've seen Fred again sitting in the bleachers, but everyone stands, everyone's dancing. It's a DJ.

But if you're going to see, you know, I don't know, Adele. Adele or something like that, it's a bit more sitting. I would sit in Adela. I wouldn't stand. So mum and I are having this conversation and she goes, well, let's see. He comes out and his opening song was one of his Latin numbers, but immediately the floor gets up. He's everyone like, play the hits, Ricky. Well, there was so...

He lives in Lovina Lovacast. She bangs or repeat. Well, he is one of the biggest Latin American artists, and there were heaps of people in the crowd who knew all the words to the Spanish. There was Colombians, Brazilians, obviously Puerto Rican. So he was playing the crowd. We were the minority. But we were immediately up and jiggling our hips

and copying his mood. With people behind you? Yes. They were up. They were all up. Okay. But I look to the crowd because I'm going, I'm going to prove my mom wrong. Yeah.

Very few people. Oh. Standing, Ducko, even for his bigies like she bangs and live in Lovina Loca. Actually, now you say that, when I went to the glass animals in Sydney, they're a band. You get up and dance. I was sitting, I was at the back seated. And no, I was conscious to stand and dance because people behind me were all sitting and I didn't want to block their view. So we sort of just sat and swayed.

So I put it on my Instagram because actually, some vision went viral. Jellyroll was Melbourne as well. And there's vision of a woman. And yeah, she's almost nosebleed. She's like the only one standing up. Someone like two rows behind her hits her with an umbrella. And then a bloke a couple of seats away throws something at her.

I can't tell what it is if it's a bottle or a cup or something. It's probably panties. But she turns around and he's screaming at these people. They're screaming at her because they're saying sit down. There is nothing more annoying, though, than if everyone's sitting down around you, one person's standing up, that one person is in front of you. It's kind of like, you just sort of do need to read the room a little bit. I go, you're at a concert. You know how you read the room?

You're at a concert. Concerts are for dancing. I was flabbergasted. I put a poll on my, on my Instagram, 71% of my followers said, concerts are for dancing, even if you have a seat stand. But a lot of people DM'd me exactly what you're saying. I go, read the room. Don't be the de-haired. who's impacting other people's experience.

And to them, I say, well, they're not getting the most out of this experience because they're sitting. It's not a Broadway show. Yeah, it's awkward. There's no right or wrong. Yeah, I don't know where to land on it. So I really wanted to put it out there because if you win the Ricky tickets, they might be seated.

So are you happy to stay seated for she bangs? Yeah. I wouldn't be. Babs, where do you stand on this? You've been to a few gigs. I reckon you should be allowed to stand for sure. I don't actually think I've ever sat down at a concert before. A live music experience.

It's a full body experience. Well, you've never seen Sophie Ellis Bexter. Crying at the discotheque, I'm going to have to stand up, let alone. Murder on the dance fall. We all stood for murder. Of course. I was like, what was this? I remember at the Adele concert people trying to dance to make one of her boppier ones.

I know it's more sad. Security trying to push them in at least from the aisles. And Adele stopping the show going, let them dance. If this is how they're feeling it, let them feel. Let them feel. Yeah, let him do it. Yeah, you're right. There's no right or wrong, but 13, 10, 60.

Love your take. Can you stand? What do you, what do you do? Do you have a story where someone stood in front of you maybe? Oh, you're the stand up. You've been in an altercation. Yeah, we're doing it all for sticky, Ricky, Dickie. Jess and Ducko.

When people pay good money to your show, do you want them to express that love for you in any way they see? That might be dancing, up in a seat. Or do you want to make sure everyone has a good view? Yeah. And thus they stay. Yeah, I think it's you've got to play the artist and play the situation. You know, if you're going to see someone, I would have thought Ricky's a dance.

Ricky's a dance. He's got a couple of slowies, but even those, you want to sway your hips and pretend you're doing the salsa. But you can also stand and sit within the same show. If he's playing she bangs, you're up. If he's doing the slow ones, you're down. Absolutely. It's an undulating, oscillating experience. Problem.

That's how you're describing with Ricky Martin. Absolutely. The problem is when the people in front of you are around, you don't do it. Exactly. Because you've got to sort of all be in on it. There is vision going viral, as we said. Actually, from Rod Lever, there you go, jelly roll was in town. And a woman up in the bleachers is the only one standing.

People are genuinely throwing things at her. Yeah, that's a bit intense. It's intense. But now the debate has erupted and we are bringing it to you for Ricky Martin tickets. Yep. Gemma, good morning. Good morning. How are you both?

Great, babe. What's your hot take? Can you stand up and dance if you have a seat at a concert? I don't know how you can't. stand up and down. I mean, series, if she bangs comes on, how are you not moving to that? I don't understand it sitting through that. That seems impossible to me.

I think wearing a big hat at a concert for no-go. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, yeah. And waving a flag or something like that. Annoying. Because I don't want to be dramatic, Gemma, and this might be a silly example to make. But at what point do you say, oh, well, if you're six foot nine, you can't come because I can't see. Do you know what I mean?

Like, at what point do you actually go, oh, but you're affecting my experience? I totally get that and maybe you have to move to the side or something, I don't know. Yeah, if you're too tall, you're getting a dance on your knees. Yeah, if you're too tall, you don't go, mate. Yeah, like that's not fair. Come on. And I'm on your team here, doco. I'm vertically challenged.

And I bought a premium front road ticket on the side to see Lizzo. So Lizzo, like, waited so long to actually see her. She came out. I was being beside myself with excitement, stood for one song. And then the love next to me tapped me and said, you're obstructing my daughter's view. And I was so mortified that I felt like I had to sit for the rest of the show. Oh.

And Lizzo, she's got badgers. Yeah, that's a dancey one. And so are your premium right near the front? Yeah, like, so I was front row. Like, I'm really vertically challenged. So that I could, like, uninterrupted views of her, straight-ups and stage, great tickets, amazing tickets. But didn't get to get my jiggle on like I thought I would.

They need to start selling tickets like, if you're tall, you'd buy these tickets. If you're short. And it's funny, I was getting a few people message saying, if you want to dance, you need to buy floor tickets. Do you know how much more expensive? expensive floor tickets are. That's not a fair assessment. And it's like Ricky and it's selling out in seconds.

I'm going to take what you can. Janet, Janet on 13-10-6. You got another concert story. Hi, Janet. How are you going? Yeah, we're fantastic. What happened to you at a concert? We booked tickets to Coldplay, 2016, all the way in Brisbane.

So flights, accommodation, the whole shebang, literally. We had bleacher tickets. Like, we were in the stars. And the people behind us go. kept booing us and sitting. And so we had to boogie in our seats. So you absolutely should be able to stand because boogging in your seats. It's a weird feeling, isn't it?

Doesn't cut it? The side sway on the seat. And exactly what your point was, Ducko, for someone like Coldplay, all right, fix you, maybe you would be happy to sit, Janet. But when he's doing Viva LaVita, I want to get up. Skyful of Stars. Skyful of Stars is a dancing track. Yeah, it is.

And it's ruined the experience for Janet. We got a Heidi on 13, 10, 60. wrap us up. You went to a specific gig last weekend. I did. Yeah, went to James Blunt. Okay. See, that's a sit to me. This is an interesting one. That's a strong sit. I love a bit of Jimmy Blunt.

Good point. Good point. He does have a lot of melancholy numbers. He admits that. But when he got to his slightly boppier ones, he asked us all to stand up. He told us. So that was good. He made it easy, he made it clear, because I am with you, Daco.

read the room, yeah, I'll be guided by those around me. So he starts playing bonfire heart and goes everybody up. Yeah, I see. Exactly. Yeah. That's fun. But then once he'd asked us, I wasn't sitting down again after that. Yeah.

So are we putting the onus on the artist now? Does this need to actually go to the musician level because people are genuinely fighting in the crowd? If the artist knows, though, they've got some bobbier songs, they want people up, you know? Like, James White knows exactly what he is when he is. Absolutely. So they're near as the three bangers that are coming up where maybe Heidi would like to shake her hips. Yeah. That's right.

Whereas Ricky Martin, wasn't he going to say it every time. Yeah, yeah. How can he? They're all boss. He's having to do it in Spanish and in English. How many... Cup of Life, man, it ripped the roof off. How many, like, middle age to older women

were just gyrating? Right. He threw his cravat into the crowd at one point. There was a genuine wrestle. For Ricky. I'm going to know what time I woke up this morning? What time? Around 6.7! 6.7!

6.7! I just been free on the highway. 6.7! We are here to discuss it because it was voted one of the... The word of the year? Dictionary.com. Dictionary.com's voted 6.7, which I didn't think was a word. Their numbers. As the word of the year. Now 6.7, for anyone who's got young kids, would be very annoyed by even hearing us talk about this

because it's basically what kids blurt out over anything. It's been banned in schools, apparently. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I heard about a thousand times. And the thing that I don't understand about it, at first I thought it was a height thing, like six foot seven, like for tall people, and I was like, okay, it's height, so I get it. And then eventually it's like people say it for anything now.

What is it? I thought it would die in the bum, like skibbitty toilet. Yeah, Scimby, Tollet, Freddie. Yeah, 1006th, Fredsburg. That's it. Yeah. Like, that was a moment in time. It was a yucky moment in time.

But it went away. No one's still saying skibbitty toilet. I don't know. You're asking the wrong people. I'm not in the schools, man. If you're 12 and not at school yet, you should be at school. Nah, call anyway.

Yeah, you young. Six, seven, tell us what it means. Because we've got our young person, and you're even nervous, Babs. Yeah, I don't really understand. We need a, oh, where's Jackal? Remember the kid who told us about Freddie Fazbear? Yeah, not Jack Han.

Jack Han, Jackal. We've had some excellent kid contributors. We have. We've got some really good ones. If you have one, 13, 10, 60. But Babs, you're going to try. Six, seven, it's freaking everywhere. Why?

Because you said your mum used it at Ricky Martin. Yeah. You messaged and asked something. Yeah. And I replied with your mom. And she went six, seven, ducco. And I said, what's that? She goes, you don't know.

And gave me a lot of sats. Yeah, yeah. I didn't realize I'd come with a 14-year-old. I thought I'd come with my mother. But she tried to say it means like, whatever, man. Is that correct? Well, apparently, dictionary.com said it doesn't actually mean anything. So it's impossible to define.

Well, how's it, how they put it in the dictionary then? If you can't define it. How is it a word of the year? Yeah. Well, apparently, because it's a part inside joke, part performance thing. It's like you're shouting a feeling. So that's why they put it in the dictionary. But what's the feeling?

They said some people interpret it as maybe this, maybe that. Like, so-so. They do the hand action. They do the hand action. So I guess that's kind of like, like, was my mum right? Kind of, yeah. So, I mean, the thing is, no one's wrong when they describe. but because it doesn't mean anything.

Apparently, this is what the humour is of this generation. It's like brain rot humour. Like inside jokes and just... Nothing means anything. Nothing means it, like it's just... And it's also, you're dumb if you don't get that. We go to Georgia, who's 12 years old, who's called in. Good morning, Georgia.

Hi. Georgia, firstly, for calling her call in and she's like... For calling the show, you potentially could win Ricky Martin tickets. Do you know who Ricky Martin is, Georgia? Oh, yeah. Well, your name's in the pool, but I know you're going to help us. Georgia, please. What is six, seven?

It's like a part in this song that someone made an edit to. It's like a basketball edit. Right. Yeah, what if I understand that, but do you, can you use it in context? Like, can you give me a scenario between you and your friends where one of you would then say six, seven? Like, say somebody would be like, oh, the bell rings in like six or seven minutes? No one sees my Georgia. Yes, they do.

Shut up, Jess. Do you mean like literally the time? Like literally in six or seven minutes? Can I be like, hey Georgia, how are you feeling today? You can go, six, seven. No. Oh, that doesn't. Geez, okay.

Well, I thought anything could work. Yeah, so hang on. When you literally gave the time example. Let's try and get some examples to Georgia. Do you mean genuinely that bell's going to ring in six or seven minutes because it'll be nine o'clock? Well, that wasn't literally what I was saying, but... But that's what you said. What if I said, um...

I was just using it as an example, just like, like, it can be in anything. Like, if they see 6-7 in, like, a math problem, everyone screams at, 6-7! Oh, hang on, so you have to be fed the information. Like, 6-7 has to appear in the conversation or a part of your day. You don't just randomly yell 6-7. Oh, well, something. people do. That's what I mean.

No one can explain it. Thank you, Georgia. We're very grateful for your time. I'm no closer to understanding it, though. Kayla, your son does it. Yes, and he does, yes, he does six, seven. So give me the context, Kayla. You've picked him up from school or whatever.

Yes, and he would like, you know, it's a big joke. So it doesn't matter what you say, or you ask him how his day was, him and the boys were standing there, they'll go, six, seven, 41. 41's in you up. Is that where that come from? I have no idea, but this 41 has just been thrown in, and they've just shrunk to it. Oh, so, Kayla, they're literally, you ask, how was your day? Did you pass your science test?

And he'll go 6-7. 6-7, bro. Yep. And that means nothing. But then that goes against what Georgia was saying. I know. I know. Because you asked if you could just say it, and she said no.

No. And then now people do. Isaac. Hold on, yeah. We'll get to Isaac. Let's go to Isaac. Hello, Isaac. Hello.

Legend, how old are you? I'm 12. Is that mean what? You're in year seven, you're eight? Six, seven, man. Oh, God. I'm six, seven. You're in year seven.

Okay, here we go. Can you please explain to us and then give me an example of how you use six seven? So, I use six seven as something. Well, I use it to my friends to be funny. But if I'm explaining it to my mum or dad, I'm saying it's like one. thing or another, like one or two, just like six or seven. Oh, like, Isaac, you're not going to understand this, but like my generation would say apples or oranges. You say six or seven. Yeah.

God, you, oh, you look, we should just let, just leave, everyone turn the mics off. Let's just let Jess talk to the kids. I need to translate it. He's speaking a different language. You keep asking Isaac. I'm enjoying it. Um, so Isaac, go to your friends. I don't want to, I don't pretend I'm your mom. I want to pretend like I'm one of your friends. Give me the scenario between. between you and De Bois, how you would, what you would say, and then the reply is six, seven. All right, so if, like, one of my friends are, like, six, seven, we would all say it back, like, yelot.

No, no, stop, you've gone too far. You rock up, you haven't seen him all day, and the first thing he says to you is six, seven. Oh. Do you not say hello, how you're going, and then it leads to six seven? No, I'll just say six seven back. What?

So, Isaac, it can mean anything at any time. But I also say really slow and loud. Six. Give us an example. Go. Six, seven. That's like hot. Like, six, seven.

Oh, like, you're killing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting you, Isaac. Do you say 41 as well? My brother's dear. Not me. Are you too old or are you too young? Probably young.

Too young and 12. So 41 is a bit older. Hey, Isaac, what's on? I think there's a dance with this, too. Do you do a dance, Isaac? I just, like, kind of put my hands off. Yeah. Like you're weighing apples and oranges.

Weighing it up. Six, seven. Hey, Isaac, what time is it now? It's eight. It's six. You're as bad as, mate. You're as bad as me. Jess and Ducko.

Oh, jeez, 904, shy guy. We're late, mate. I know. I had too much fun talking about. unusual body parts that get you going, I reckon. Six-seven is where we blew out. Because we all totally understood what that means. Well, I needed Georgia and I needed Isaac.

I needed Isaac at the end. I needed the youngies. I still can't believe Isaac at the end when I was trying to say, what's the time? He goes 848. Actually, he told us, he said it's 856, guys, wrap it up. We should have said goodbye from there. Thank you, Isaac. Tell you what, the callers today had been elite. You know why?

You got to give it to my boy, Ricky Martin. I've always said this. Everyone will want Rike ticke Can we give you one bit of feedback? Yes Shebangs is my favourite Yeah

He's got a whole catalogue Can we get a couple more in rotation Sure sure sure Cup of life please I just bit me on a row I take it back You laugh But that's got more views

And some Ricky Bama songs on YouTube And no one knows why Because no one gets it No we're not giving away tickets To insert that artist Is it Scrilla Skrilla

Not Skrill X No not Skrill X I definitely am thinking of Skrill X I do know you. But the Ricky Martin tickets plus accommodation. Our mates at Ridges Darling Square, absolute legends. That is our call of fame.

So thanks for everyone who got involved. I'm getting a lot of DMs. People are either in strong agreements about standing up at a concert and some being like, get off your finals. Just calm down. Some people going buy GA. I'm like, Ricky didn't have GA. Guys, you can literally just have to say 6-7 and they will say 6-7.

Someone just said that about the 6-7 thing. Just say at any time. Well, I did it, and they didn't get it. Someone's interesting. You're embarrassing yourself. Six-seven on the pirating table is H-O. What's that? Oh, no, we don't know what H-O is. Is that hydrogen?

Oxygen. If you're doing pure element gear, mate. What? Isn't H-2-0? No, that's water down. That's water, mate. Oh, God. Now, we're sounding dumb.

Let's get out of here. Podcast is up today. Grab it on listener. We're ready at your podcast. Been a great show. We're back tomorrow. It's Tuesday. Which means it's Melbourne Cup Day.

Oh. Oh, that's right. We have a big event to go to. We do, but there's going to be a lot of fun before that. Yeah, what else are we doing on that? Vlog. The blog. Yes, I think we said.

An acting class. Oh. Is that worried we did it last week? We're running out of scenes for that, mate. Let's read this. There's a billion. Yeah, but I'm working with one okay actor and one really bad one and one who doesn't ever want to do it. Make up your own minds, guys.

too. Hey, we're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. It's also November now. Okay. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. The new spicy Frank's red hot sauce range has arrived at Maccas.