Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | A bag of Fanta?

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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And whenever. Hello. Hello. Howdy, dirty. Great show today for you guys on this Friday. Wonderful. On this Friday, the 19th of September where we are recording this, this could be any date for you. It's always a good show when we learn something about

Mr. Volt. Yeah, the vault man. And we learned he likes Fanta in a bag. Yeah, you'll hear that later in the show. We knew you liked curry sausage. Yeah, yeah. But from that convo, one of the great nuggets was revealed. That Fanta is best consumed in a bag, so says...

We'll try it out next week. We'll have a bottle, a cup, and a bag. And you'll be blindfolded. Oh, which is the superior? How does it taste better? Yeah, I like that. You'll hear the... Unfortunately, you'll hear the rustling of the bag as you were trying to drink it.

As he sloshes it over to us. What do you think? No, but he's bag technique. You're questioning this man's bag. I shan't be. I'm sorry. You are a bag expert. Actually, it's less plusky because it's got liquid in it.

Let's do some baganomics here. How does it work? Baggonometry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, and how much? Because that's got to actually be quite a lengthy straw to reach the bottom of the bag, you know? Like even a freezer bag. Yeah, these are okay.

Yeah, that's exciting. Can we do it some form of bag phone next week? Yeah. What's better from a bag? What's better from a bag? a bag. Hey, you're a big fan of salmon in a bag. I do like salmon in a bag. What do I like in a bag? See, I usually like to put things from bag into bowl. I think it tastes better like a bag of chips. Yeah. In a bowl, I think you taste better. But what's better in a bag? Yeah, probably not a lot.

Granted, here am I poo-pooing. I've never had fanta from a bag. Nor have I. Well, let's do the taste test next week. We'll do the taste test. We'll do the taste test. Bring it Monday. Yeah, sorry, what sort of bag, like a plastic bag that, you know, got banned from cold? Or like a freeze a bag. I can't wait to see what I go fires. A freezer bag. A freezer bag. He's going to bring in zippers. He's going to bring in zipp. Lock bags? Yeah, yeah. I can't wait to see Chargonne babs. They are thicker. I think that had changed. I've actually got some thick zippy boys at home.

Yeah, well, maybe we can use a multitude of bags. I wonder if you could tell if it was from a garbage bag. Yes. Like, I feel like that would ruin it if I knew. Yeah. But would I be able to tell? Can you get a can as well? Because I think soft drink is best from a can.

So I want to see if that is the best one. Then you compare it to bottle, you compare it to bag. So in the bag, you want canned phanta. Oh, no. Aren't we doing a can, a sip from a bottle, sit from a can, sit from a bag. Like the vessel, the vessel, the size taste. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can do that. Don't pour me fanta can into the bag.

So we need, yeah, you need to go buy a bottle and a can of fenders. Can you get cans of fander? I think so. Cairns, yeah, I'm pretty sure. We were just talking about the bloody soft drink fit. This, this workplace drinks a lot of soft drink. I know, so much creaming soda. We're keeping kirk's in business.

We really are. It's bizarre, you know. Who's having a dog's drinking soft drink during the day? that with their packed lunch. Fat fucks. I have once or twice. Oh, there he is. Sometimes it gets like midday and I'm like,

I need a Coke to pick me up. Those 40 hour weeks he's doing. Sometimes he needs a fander to pick him up. Street vendors in Thailand, by the way, are the ones who sell. Of course they do. That is a gutter. That's gutter fan.

I don't know where they gave that from. Yeah. They seal it with a rubber band and put a straw and put a straw in it. So has it come from a large bottle? Like, why don't they just get the bottle? You know what I'm saying? It just feels like it's hard to get in the bag. Like someone's going to transfer it from the bottle to the bag.

And also, if you imagine, Darko, you can't hold the bag with one-handed pork. It's a slosh. It's a two-person operation. Or they have like a bag holder and they just sit there pouring things in. I just don't understand the purpose. Can you Google why they do it? Like, what is the benefit? Why would they do it?

I'm picturing, you know, like, it's portability is why. That's more portable than a baffle or can. Well, because it's, it's, it says the waste is less because the bottles are like, they don't break down as easy. The plastic. So this plastic is better. It's like thinner, you know, like a bunch of plastic bags. But you've had to buy the fanta already.

You know what I mean? It's had to come in the plastic vessel. It does come. Well, it's syrup as well sometimes. Like a macas. It's the Coke and all that. You're telling me if the street vendors have the machine with the refill, with the gun, like in a pub.

Put your bag and place your bag on some hooks and it'll just pour it in. Like the woolies, you know, where they put your bag and over the two arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like a mini one for a freezer bag? Or like when you use the fruit and nut area at Coles, you know? Oh, yes, where you fill your own little bag. Yeah, you put it, yeah. What, it's a bag of phanta?

That's right. It's a bag of phanta. A bag of, I wonder. Did you actually have this when you were over there? No. Just seen it. You saw it in a hangover. No, no, I saw a street.

I didn't want to eat any of the food when I was in Thailand on the streets because I didn't trust any of it. Sure. Nah, you could there. I saw it in the hangover, but, yeah. That's probably some of the safest. I don't want to speak at a turn. But like, it's over fire. You know what I mean?

Like it's... They cook it very well. We've got some exciting guests out. Oh, we do. Let's not keep them waiting. No, no, no, no. This is going to be great for next week. You're going to hear that.

But it's a good show for you on Friday. A wonderful show. In general. Take it up. Jess and Ducker in the morning. Stop what you're doing and listen. You know I got the shit that you like. There's only one show to wake up for you.

I'm not that easy to hang. Jess. You know what they're keeping from us. The history books. Giants. I ain't got to explain. What's he looking for that? It's me.

Got him going insane. Yeah, hi-dye. I could eat peach for hours. Fast. As long as I get my cut, I'm good. Welcome to Tucket. This is Jess and Ducco. You better believe it is.

Welcome to 6 o'clock team. Welcome to Friday. Got to tell you, Ducco, I've been on a high for about 22 hours. Yeah, you got some sleep. Well, no, yeah, that too. But just riding the high of the $10,000 giveaway yesterday. At 8 o'clock. It felt good.

A lot of message. a lot of support, more DMs telling us that ghost is a Hindi thriller. Yeah, yeah, people loved it. Thank you. We get it. We looked it up as well. We delivered it to her. We were never going to keep it from her.

I was getting to my personal. Were you getting to your personal Instagram as well? Yeah, it was. Thank you so much. I'm not sure what you thought we were doing during the song that we took and kept sonia waiting. Yeah. We were looking.

We were furiously looking. Shagai, myself, Jess, Babs. Doesn't take away from that high. Yeah, the high. Very happy about yesterday. So I've been writing that. What a player too, elite player. She is elite.

I hope she's booked her tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I get a full night sleep as well. Maybe Lucia was tuckered out from excitement. She was pumped. She was one of the people who was texting us saying, you know, the Hindi film. She was like, Ma, how do you not know? Spend more time on IMDB.

That's her favorite film. That's what gets her to sleep at night. Or maybe that's why she wasn't sleeping. Yeah, the Indian ghosts. Remember that time I told you she woke up with like a night terror and was pointing to the corner of her pitch black room? And then Shago was there, wasn't he? That's right. one of the great parts of that video

Daco celebrating Sonia's win yesterday is the moment you declare Sonia you're $10,000 richer the camera pans to Slim Reaper over here barely cracking a smile That's what you look like 24-7 Like you look, I know you're happy Googling and I am happy

You're what we call an internal rager Like internally you'll fire up Yes, raging celebrating Go look at the video and just look at Shagha's reaction It's like I think I was biting my fingernails because I was stressed because we'll give this away Do we not give this away?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was nervous. He was messaging the boss, like, it's a Hindi film. The boss is like, Hindi's not a style. We have to perform checks. That's how it works.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But even after Wes, you and I, bloody pop and champagne, should I got, still, I could take this off her. Maybe I could. How could I save? Jeez, how was your night last night?

You must have slept like a baby after a lot. Yeah, that's right. What a roller coaster. I've watched the Charlie Sheen documentary on Netflix. Oh, I've got to watch that. Yeah. You did tell me to watch it. I need to watch that.

Is he interviewed on it? Or is it all background stuff? He is. He's three ex-wives are, John Cry from Two Enough Men's in it. I love. Chuck Laurie's in it. He's crazy, hey. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, everyone's in it.

Everyone's in it. He's great, yeah, yeah. Because he's coming, he's having, like, a resurgence. Like, he was on the Joe Rogan podcast recently. Yes, didn't they try to get a show with him off the ground? They made, like, this hour-long pilot or whatever, and then it just disappeared. It went nowhere. He went nowhere. He looks visibly unwell.

Did you like two and a half, man? Yeah, I did. I love. I thought it was funny. Me too. John Cryer and him together. Chemistry. A match made in heaven.

And then Ashton Custer came and it went downhill. He ruined it. It was hard, you know. Hard shoes to fill. Sticker punked that in the documentary. It's not a spoiler. But like pretty much the show was had a few years left. And John and the kid were all signed.

But they were like, well, we need to fill Charlie's girl somehow. Yeah. We need a name. We need someone. Yeah. Because the show was. I look forward to watching that. Where did you watch that?

Netflix. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to check it out. Maybe this weekend. Yeah. Yes, yes. How was your evening, Ducker? How you feel in this morning for a Friday?

Well, our kids swapped. Like, my kid then wouldn't go to sleep, little devil. Oh, hang on. And then she got overtired. Yours has been pretty good. Yeah, she's been real good. Well, mine's been bad. So I was selling Babs this morning.

I didn't get to read pre-bed. So my routine was throwing. I didn't get to bed until, like, quite late. Didn't have your whine down. And then I just, I was overtied like a baby. And I just couldn't get, I couldn't sleep. I hope this isn't a thing for us when one's up, one's down. So I know, ladies?

You're 110 today. I'm 40, you know? I got you for one day. No worry. Let's go. No worry. I'll make your coffee. On black.

I know how you like it. I'll be an early coffee day today. That's fair. I got you boo. Yeah. I got you. How are you today, Babzilla? I'm good.

Rha. Give us, I'd love to hear an early raw. Yeah, that'd be nice. Babs, spark us up for a Friday. Give us your best raw. That was a good raw. That was a bit of like a frisky roar. It's a cheeky roll.

Yeah, yeah. Very cheeky. I go for a raw. Raw. Oh. That was a bit. Dave. That's...

The sabers are on, baby. Is that you? That's my role. From Godzilla to Star Wars? You just don't know where we're going to go on this. You know what they say about this show? You need length and girth in this league. Hell yeah, baby.

I know how excited you've been to play that. I've been looking forward to that. That hit. That's like... Big show team. It's Friday. We've got Alphabucks. Can it go off back to back?

We have Friday bangers. We're dead even. So go vote. Absolutely. That plays at seven. So it's any... I don't know if it's the show. sugar babes game, but it's anyone's game.

Yeah, it's anyone's game. Sugar babes are not getting up. They might be dead in the water. It's a two-horse race, so it's close. It is close. Uh, Bo Ryan's on the show after seven. We've got Shy Guy's diary. Yep, we do.

I'm next, though. No Dumb Thought Friday. We love No Dumb Thought. Another chance to get involved for the call of fame. We draw it at the end of the show today. Can't wait. Otherwise, text us. Jess and Ducko.

There's no such thing as a dumb. Thought? That's the stupidest thing. ever heard. The least dumb thing on the show is our call of fame. You get involved in the show. You could win it at 9 a.m. today. $500 to spend at reflections.

That would be fantastic, wouldn't it? So 131060 now. 04-8-88-1069 if you want a text. You got one? Always. We love the contributions for this. May I? Yes.

This is dumb. There's not even any nuance to this time. I just can't grapple with what I saw yesterday. What I witnessed. Yeah. Blind people can't drive, right? Yeah, right. I presume, yeah, I guess.

No. I mean, yeah, no, I'd say no. They can't. I don't think so. Yeah, like differently abled people, there are ways you can manipulate a car. Correct. These sort of things. Yeah, I would presume, I presume if you're blind, that's the end of that chapter.

I swear to you, I was filling up at a BP yesterday. Yeah. And the car in front of me at the Bowser, like, there was no one in it. I went, oh, he must quickly, they must be paying. Yeah. They'll be here any second so I can go up to that one. Just wait. But I'm waiting two, three minutes, four minutes.

I'm like, whatever, I'll just go to a different one. It's fine. They're obviously maybe going to the bathroom, getting something to eat. I'm filling up. I swear to you a bloke with dark, the dark sunglasses. Yeah, yeah. And the pole? And the stick?

The pole. Like trying to find his way back to his car? Yes. And did he confidently get back to the car? So I should have watched, but then I felt weird staring at him. But at the same time, how often do you see that? I swear to you, he had the pole. Now, maybe that's someone else's poll, and he was delivering the pole.

But all I saw him do is go around to the boot. Yes. And then I had to go in and party. I didn't get to see if he drove off. I didn't get to see if he drove. But the car was gone when you came back out, so he must have. He could be partially gone. He was using the pole as the...

Interesting. As a guide. It's not like he was just walking with it, which is why I sound pretty confident in my assumption. that he was visually impaired. I... But that does... You can't.

And I don't think so. Legally and practically. I don't think they can. But maybe he was a low-vision driver. Yes. Some states allow low-vision drivers to drive under certain conditions. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Their vision must be around the 20-70 point. What does that mean? What's vision usually? 2020. Yeah. So what's 20-70 mean? That almost sounds like it's better than 20-20. Yeah, it does.

I'm presuming higher is worse. So, like, 20-100's bad? So 20-70 must be the cut. It's almost, is 100 like you've got no vision. It's a distance. So 20 is 20 feet ahead. That's normal. So normal vision is 70 feet ahead.

Yep. Impaired is 20 feet. So what does 2020 mean? So if you're in that range of 20 to 70. Okay. Are we all just as confused as when we started? No, I fully understand. So anyway, I feel dumb in my assumption.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless he was being funny. buggers and he just was using like his mate's pole, but there was no one else in the car. He must have been slightly visually impaired. He must be. Yeah, but that's, you know, that's nerve-wracking to jump on the road with someone

who's, you know, using the pole to get to the car. That's not... How are they merging out? They're certainly not giving a thank you, Wade, because they don't know that I've let them in. There'd be no thank you waves. Lots of horn action. Thank you. You made me feel a bit better because I went, what am I seeing? If it was me, I would have had to watch. I should have watch. I would have had to watch. I just felt odd.

Yeah, it does feel odd. Staring at a man. But remember we did this one and we did How to Blind People Pick Up Their Dog Pooh. Then we have people actually call up and tell us what they do as they go. That's true. There was similar as well, deaf people with the alarm. And we learned about the vibrating alarm. If anyone knows this. Or pad. Could this man have been blind? Is there anything to it? Or was he just dark sunglasses and a pole?

Yeah, yeah. Just getting by. 04-8-18-106. You can call us. My one, a bit different, Jess. Yes. I would hope so. If you'd also see this bloke, then we would have had to do it deep time. How did blind people go to the bathroom?

My one is about my house getting bug sprayed. So it got bug sprayed on Wednesday. It has been bug spray for six years. From what we know of, it might be longer. And there's been a lot of dead cockroaches popping out of the woodworks. Underneath the from the fridge, in the bathroom all of a sudden, and you'll just see one random like a day later, like,

ugh, ugh, and just like kill over and die. Of all the bugs, I think the cockroaches might be the Thespians of the group because, yes, they get a whiff of that poison and they're like, well, I better make a whole thing of this.

Yeah. Come out and display themselves. You watch them die. So I've been watching them die and I've been picking up dead cockroach carcasses now for what feels like days. Yes. Last night in bed,

I was getting bitten by a few things. And I don't know what it was. Toes, legs, your whole body. the quad, then on the calf, around the foot. Like something's there, and I kept getting agitated. I'm thinking, is this them getting back at me? Oh my God, they've launched an attack.

They've launched an SOS attack. It's a civil war. It's exactly right. Like, have I just, should I just let them and not sprayed them? Have I opened up a bug attack? Because it was... Oh, my God. I don't know if I was just imagining it, but it was getting worse and worse.

You have left this colony alone for six years. So long. I'm like a nine-monthly. I cannot. As soon as I see one, go again. When you told me that, I was like, ooh. Yeah, legit. So for six years, your...

It's a party house. Your crew... My house has been their soup kitchen. Your crew of bugs. What I'm hearing, though, is they've had time to develop their army. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

They've been left alone. They're strong. So you haven't wiped out the military. At the risk of playing the sting. It's like it's like in Lord of the Rings. Oh, yes. When the orc says, the day of men is over. The time of Ork is now.

Well done, Dago. No. That's not niche at all. He cannot have full control over the white button. It's like, it's not fair. I don't know it. Babs? Babs doesn't even seen it. She didn't finish it.

I did watch it, but like that was bad. I think we need to launch a counterattack. I agree with you. I agree with you. He should call Trump. He's going to get him taken off completely. Oh, Ducco. We've had some text coming

I love it Nothing about the blind driving though Oh the bugs? Uh, no Okay What does Leroy want to contribute To fish in the ocean Know when it's raining and get annoyed

If it is for a few days Like does it affect them Now why would they? How would they know? Does it affect them? You know the ocean's calmer when it rains So it might be more chill Thus the currents

Less currency So they wouldn't get annoyed Are you happy Possibly Or is it less fun Unless it's less fun Less of a slippery dip Now read Leroy's

LeRoy What a name Text it in No, 4,881 at 6.9. If you were born deaf, what language do you think in? That's a... Jeez, that's a big one. Sign language?

I don't know. I mean, that's a great question. Look at us all not know what to say. Leroy. Leroy, well done to you, good sir. Did you gonged Leroy? You gonged him. Let me gonging him.

That's fantastic. That's a good one. Well done, team. A lot to think about. No answers for anything. Jess and Ducco. Just quickly, team, before we get to our flux. Yesterday, I have all three of you,

probably mainly Jess, but all three of you to thank for something. What have we done for you? Listen to how excited she is to get the compliment. I love this. What have we done? Usually you're bringing me, oh, you insulted my wife, you've upset my kid.

So this is great. Yeah, yeah. I, yesterday, for the first time, when I went and did me lawn, wore my bunnings hat. And you know what? When you first gave me the bunnings hat, I was like, I'm never going to use this.

For Father's Day. I was like, I'm probably going to use this. You didn't tell me that at the time. You didn't tell me that at the time, I appreciated that. But then, when it was really sunny, and I used it, and I looked like such a doofus, such a dad. Yeah, yeah. God, it's like you level up in the yard.

Like, I started weeding. I don't know how to weed, but I was weeding. You know what I mean? It's almost like your brain got replaced. Yep. with a guy who could do stuff. Yeah, and because you know where those guys shot bunnies.

Yeah, and I enjoyed, like, raking leaves. Like, I was just pottering. Like, I was just cruising around, like moving hedges. You're bloody welcome. Oh, yeah, I was trimming the hedges, cutting down the bamboo, you know what I mean? My God, what a day on the tools?

It was a duck man. It was fantastic. And Morgan's like, what are you doing? I was like, I think it's the hat. And I also think when you know your neck isn't getting burnt, looking at you, shy guy, who admitted your neck got burnt this week, you feel like you can spend more. Yeah, shy guy.

Yeah, shy guy. Take a sun safety more seriously. Nauty boy. You feel like you can spend more time out there. Yeah, I did feel like that. So you're not paranoid about that'll do. It's all good. Yeah, I didn't need to screen up the face and the neck. It was covered.

That thing's so wide, particularly on me as well. It's like I'm under an umbrella. So you turned into Jamie Jury. I did a bit yesterday. I did a bit yesterday. On many levels, this is working for me, guys. See how quick you are to poo-poo. I know what I'm doing.

When I was weeding, I was like, what am I doing? I know you better than you. I think I was even humming, a gentle hum. Like, it ain't much, honey, but it's house. Your little patch of grass with all the dog turns. Just that, you'd be proud of your castle, sir. Tigger-up, Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on it.

Yeah, giddy up 30 seconds to answer. Ten questions all starting with the same letter. I have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of the question, you just say pass. we come back, of course, if there is time. They're the rules of engagement. Went off yesterday at 8 o'clock.

Can I go off again today? Our player is Chapstar. Hello, Chapster. Good morning. Chapstar. How are you? Did you hear yesterday, Sonia, win the $10,000? It was at 8 a.m.

Oh, I have. Good on. Amazing. She did really well. We've got good momentum. You're the next player up. The pressure is on, Chapster. You're the next player up, mate. What are you going to spend the money on?

Do you want to go to the pyramids as well, baby, chance? If I'm lucky enough, I'll give half to the children's hospital. Jeez. What a legend. And the other half we'll just party up, eh? Oh, right. Now I want Chapser to win really bad. Okay.

Half to the kids and half to Chapser's... Yes, ma'am, I'm happy to do that. Party? Oh, my God. Oh, yes. You are an elite person. Straight away, you're a winner. Straight away.

You just need to work with the letter T. Yep. Tea for... Tea, eh? Tea for terrific? Yeah. You go with that, Chapster? Chapser, you're good with tea.

Tea? He's locking. Yes, please. He likes tea. Love the manners. Giddy up. Your time will start after the first question. Starting with the letter, T.

We need you to name. An instrument. Trombone. A non-alcoholic drink. Tea. A beauty brand. Tickening. A school subject.

Cithoros. A five-letter word. Touch. A periodic element. Tin. A verb. Time. A horror movie.

A Mexican food. Tahito. A sport. Tennis. Tennis. Tennis. Tatson wants us to know. I knew Tennis.

Tennis would have got your seven. Mate, hell of a player. Yeah. Great run. A great run. Beauty brand Tiffany, yes? I don't think they do makeup. They do jewelry.

Right, okay. We'd have to look into it. Yeah, I gave it because I wasn't 100% sure, but I did think that you were a lot. Yeah, a little blue box. A school subject forsaurus. That is the book of words. You might use it. You might use it in English, but I don't think we can give it.

And then a horror movie could have been the shining, a Mexican food. You went for tahitos, which was a mix between fajitas. Yeah, I've bumbled up. And tacos. To be fair, there might be some Wack Fusion Mexican restaurant. Yeah, could be. I could protest. You still did very well, Chaps.

You're a great player. Thank you, guys. How's getting Periodic Element 10? Bang. I'll tell you that. You don't get the money. You don't go away empty handed, though. $100 worth of fuel coming you away.

Oh, awesome. Thank you so much, so, guys. A valiant effort, chaps. Thanks for joining the show. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thanks, chap. What a guy.

What a guy. Let's put a pep in my step for a Friday. Oh, my gosh. Did you get a smile out of you from that, shy guy? I'll check the cameras. I like. Yeah. Look at our Albux winner video yesterday.

Shire Guy, not smile. Daco and I are blowing the roof off the studio. You know, there's another. For some reason, the stupid camera pans to Shy Guy. I don't know why. Look like your dog just got put down. It was so depressing. I don't want to be here.

Replying to emails. It's not what it was on my screen. It was peon. Jess and Ducco. We are loving the amazing races. season, Jess. As always. I'll be honest with you, Duck. I don't know if you know this about me. The only reality show I would

ever consider. I mean, that I don't want me, but I'm just saying it looks like so much fun. But also intense. It would be intense. It's not a holiday. It's certainly not a holiday, but where it can take you and what you can win for your charity, obviously in the Celebrity Edition, $100,000. Yeah.

It would be epic. The unreal. And we are very thrilled to be joined my good friend of the show, the host with the most. Mr. Bo Ryan, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Love you guys. Appreciate the time. As always.

Oh, Bowie, it's a pleasure. It's always good to get you on. When you're, you know, a young star or even in adulthood watching reality TV, was there one that you ever thought, I'd love to have a crack at Dancing with the Stars or one of those that you thought, I want to do that. I want to tick it off. Yeah, well, there were shows that I really didn't want to do, dancing with the Stars. I must let me get me out of it, which I, again, which I, again, was forced to do.

Yeah, yeah. But in terms of reality, you said it earlier. I mean, look, there's reality TV and there's reality TV. True. This is just following teams with cameras from basically when they get, you know, the first challenge to the end of the night and interviews, 12 to 14 hours a day. So there's not much, there's no production.

We don't have producers telling them what to say or audio or sound and cameras telling them anything. What you see is what you get. Yeah, you got maths on one end. And I'm a celebrity. Yeah. Yeah. You got actors in maths and scripts and all that jazz and then you've got this.

But it is. It's a wonderful show. It is. And it shows parts of the world. So many people come up to me and then, you know, say for this season, for example, and we had to Sri Lanka soon and some other wonderful countries. But even Uzbekistan where we are Sunday night. I saw you were there.

I might not have even heard of it. Yes. You were on your Instagram. You're in some good get-up in the Uzbekistan local get-up, I believe. Yes, that's, well, that is this Sunday, and that will sort the weed out from the chaff. Let me tell you that much, because as you saw on Monday night, Brendan Favola was having the time of his life. I heard of Jess just then. It's not a holiday.

Yeah, it's not a holiday. That's what happens. And you know what it's like. Even if you're travelling with your kids or your partner, you can have the best day one day and airports bring you undone. Oh, yeah, it's so true. The pit of the human experience. I mean, if the baggage carousel has taught us anything, humans don't know how to a B in public spaces where patience

is a virtue. Because Fav's on with his daughter isn't he? Yes. And how does how do they go? Well he's on with Lenny. He's got about a hundred daughters Feds. But he's on with his daughter He's on with his number seven. Well, I actually said it at the Pitsar. I said he's picked his favorite daughter. He said, no, my

favorite daughters at home, you know. Your youngest is usually the favorite. But he's done with Lenny and she again, she's young and she's traveled a lot. And there is traveling on a family holiday to Hawaii and New York and Europe or wherever. On daddy's credit card. On daddy's credit card. And then there's the amazing race. But it is a wonderful insight into Fevin and Lenny's relationship and him as a dad in all of our races and

contestants. Because again, there's nowhere to hide. It's who you are. It's what you're made of. The thing that scares the bejesies out of me and why I wouldn't compete on it is because you're opening up your relationship and yourself to Australia and to the world, because this show goes out worldwide, it's something that that is, it's very, it's very humbling and it's very, you've got to be very,

put your pride in your pocket and have no shame and, you know, you see the best of people, you see the worst of people, it's all for charity, but it's one hell of a show. You've now done this obviously a couple of seasons, Bo. Can you say without giving anything away, which dynamic do you reckon

is best suited? Like, is it, Daddy? daughter. Is it partners? Is it, what's the dynamic? Friends. Because I used to always say to my brother, we would be great, because we were bringing different things to the table. And I had this real strategy about it. But siblings, we also fight like cats and dogs.

Yeah. It'd be hard. What have you noted that's the dynamic to be? A great question. And I just think about what I would do. I'm a firm believer of people with opposite strengths. So it might be your brother. It might be you're a close friend or a family friend, could even be a sibling.

But again, you are quite exposed if you have your sibling or your partner. Doing it with your partner, I don't know about you guys, but sometimes you say things to each other or it might be your wife saying things to you and you take it personally. I think the strength of a sibling is you can shake it off and you can be honest with each other without taking it to heart. In saying that, no one knows you better than your partner. Yeah. And no one knows what your strengths are and what you're willing to do.

weaknesses yeah your weaknesses as well but I think I think the dynamic um there's a couple of teams this year that uh Lindy Klim also does it with her daughter yeah I admire that I admire that my daughter's done a lot of traveling and she's been around the world to plenty of places on holiday obviously but um you know when you're traveling with 18 19 20 year old girls or your sons they they get an eye their eyes open very quickly to what the world is really like Sri Lanka hits our team's hard, I promise you. Yeah, Greta Kaline also with her daughter, Bo. Yes, with a fifth and Gretaquille.

Geez, that would be hard. I didn't even think about that. Got places like Sri Lanka and not knowing if you've got a youngest daughter or some with you. Yes. Yeah, and we went to, it was India a few years ago. And places like that, the world is great. Don't get me wrong, but it is very confronting places like India or Africa or parts of the Middle East.

And you've got to be conditioned to it. I've been there many times to these continents. but if you haven't seen it firsthand, it is very confronting, and it does get the better of some of our teams. It does. And I'd imagine you're flying the pointy end of the plane while they're all back in economy, making their way around the world, though, but surely.

As it should be, surely. No comment. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, look, I mean, flying, because I'm literally stepping off the plane, you see the show. I'm essentially a day in front of the show because I'm filming the city before,

and then on race day, obviously I'm there at the pit stop. But it is a lot of travel. This year, I can't, I think it was something like 27, 28 flights, but a lot of these ones, outside of the longest, when you're changing continents is hard as well. That's another thing. Yeah.

The jet lag and that people underestimate. People do not under it because you'll land in a different continent. You know, we might be in Uzbekistan or wherever parts there. And then we might go to Africa or we might come back to Asia. That knocks teams around. And then you're only there for a week. So you never really, you're never really comfortable physically. Totally.

Speaking of being comfortable. And that sorts teams out. Yeah. Speaking of being comfortable, but I mean, I did a two-night getaway a little while ago. And I had to pack, I think it was eight or nine pairs of undies because it's that classic thing of, I don't want to be caught short. You never want to be caught short of unis. What are you doing?

What are these people doing? Do you have time in the schedule for a laundry day? Great question. We don't. What happens if we're any, if we're ever at a hotel longer than three days, which I reckon would happen probably three times on the race. That's when I do laundry. Okay.

Because I've never seen that on the show. You're finding a local lawn to work out and having to work out the translation. That's right. But it's one of them ones, and I can pack as much stuff as I need, right? Because we're in Uzbekistan on Sunday. It is 5 degrees or 4 degrees. Then we've been in Sri Lanka and it's 38 degrees. So you've got to sort of pack for all seasons.

But our teams sort of can't because our teams are going to carry. They've got to carry exactly. They've got to be that packed. Yeah. So you can have four jackets. You can. But you've got to carry the jackets. You can have four pairs of shoes.

But you've got to. carry him. So it's a... Need turtlenex, you know. Universal, good for both seasons. Yeah. You'll turn your arms inside out. You've got to get, you know, multiple wares out of them. I'm a big no shirt person, less is more.

Yeah, well, hey, less is more. Got the rig for it. Well, we love it, the amazing race. Of course, you can watch now 10 and Paramount Plus on this Sunday. Bo Ryan, always a pleasure to have you on Legend. Appreciate you guys. Really do. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. One, two, three, three, three. And duckos. What's the threesome? We're just got to get inside this guy's head. And, you know, he's such an open book. It's actually very easy. Never has a niche response to anything.

No, no. Very generic. Shard gives us three things. We've got to work out the thread between why they are all in common together. But we could offer 15 options. If that's not what he deemed the thread, well, no points. It's called What's a Threesome. Of course, you can play along.

Babs is in studio very reluctantly. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I was doing something. I knew I was coming in. You didn't get to play last week because you're away, but shorts played in your place. And he just got, he didn't know what was going on. Oh, really? I just painted the floor with him.

Yeah. Well, lucky I'm here then. Here we go. All right, first one. Bronze, iron, stone. Periodic elements? No. Bronze iron stone.

Building elements. Are they elements in metals? Some are, but no, it's not what I'm looking for. Things you mine. Nope. Bronze, iron and stone. I've got no idea. Bronze iron and stone.

You can shape them all? You can. Like they're malleable? I'm trying to think stone is the throwing me off. Time. Time. Clue, time. Takes a long time to create those elements.

Were they ages? Yes, they were ages babes. They were historical ages. Oh, good. Yeah. Bronze age was 3300 BC. Iron was the 1,200 BC and stone was. Stone edge.

Way to get in his head baths. Well, done. Silk, cotton and wood. Fabrics. Oh, silk, cotton, and wool. No, it's got to be way more niche. Textile materials that you can then make fabric out of. Can you grow those materials?

They're natural fibres. Here she is. She's come to play. She's got a rectify for shorts' performers last week. A croissant, a baguette, and a brioche. French things. French foods, yeah. I'll give that to you, okay.

Thanks, mate. He's the French guy. That was too basic, though. Like, it almost felt too easy, you know? To bring it back, yeah. If it's too complicated, we have a go on him. If it's too easy, we have. I cannot win.

All right, Saturn 5, Space Shuttle, Falcon 9. Oh, Falcon, Star Wars, Ships. Oh, yeah, Space Shuttle, Falcon. Oh, they're not all in Star Wars. Star Trek. Star Trek. Star Wars. Darko was closer.

Star Wars. What did you say? Before you said Star Trek. Vessels? I don't know. Space Shuttles. I'll start Star X. No, I'll give it to you.

Space Shadows, you said it before. Oh, okay. They're famous spaceships. Of course they're famous spaceships. That's exactly what you say. Duh. Jake, Alan and Charlie. Characters in two and a half million.

Yeah, yeah. He's been watching that Charlie Sheen doco. Absolutely. Great doco. Great docket. Go check it out. Ultrasound X-ray MRI. Radiation.

Ooh. Scans? Medical scans. Yeah, I'll give out to Babbs. Okay. There we go. I'd like to say what you had written down there. Medical imaging scans.

There you go. Close enough. Antarctica. Yeah. Australia. South America. Island, continent. Oh, South America.

Oh, South America. Continence. Southern. Southern. Oh. Jess has the point. So score update. Babs on three.

Jess and Ducko each on two. Here we go. If either of you get this, you go to tiebreaker with Bats. Oh, sure. Or if Babs gets it, it's game. It's the game. That's the end of the chapter. That's it.

All right. Arctic monkeys. Doja cat. And counting crows. Bands that have, oh, artists that have an animal in their name. There you are. Babs has won the game. Well done, Plains.

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What are you doing? You gotta be in a toilet, okay. You got the app, you know. I told you that time I went through the drive-thru. First thing, the attendant said through the speaker, what's your My Macca's code? I went... No, you don't lie.

They went seriously, you want to order that much? Well, nothing. Is there just one of you in the car? Nothing upsets me more. Last time we got room service, four sets of cutlery. I went, that's rude. That's so...

They must be, they must be feeding a family. It was just asking. I just went, why have they given us four? I went, have a look. That's bad now when he doesn't even see how much food you guys order because he's so in tune with you. Because we are, we are fiends for, I want a little bit this and a little bit of that. Let's just order it all.

The best was when she came over last weekend, Shaguer, for my birthday day when I was solo parenting. And Jess, I knew, I didn't even plan dinner or lunch that day because I was like, they're going to bring me so much food that I'll have leftovers. And I did. You don't understand the fight Angus and I had when we were. left. I was like, why did he get to keep the leftovers? Did he? Oh, it's so good, mate. It was my dinner. It was his birthday and I went, yeah,

but I paid for it. Like, why didn't I get the left dog? Dock I didn't even offer to give me the leftovers? Are you hoping you an offer? Angus is like, do you want to keep it? I was like, absolutely I do. You didn't feel me kicking him under that. I went, Oh, that's hilarious. She got 12 potato cakes. I was like, you can probably have. How did you eat? I had three.

You know what upset me the most? He doesn't like onion rings. So I got bulk onion rings. He goes, I might try an onion rig. He ate like three of them. I went, no, you don't like. I also knew it was just annoying her. So I was like, I'll take that.

I'll take that. She's still annoyed. Are we gone? Nothing upsets me more than people who go, I don't think I really like those. Can I have some? No, you're not going to appreciate them. You're going to try it, then you might.

Like, I had it and I liked it. Yeah, you did like it. The potato cake actually slapped. It was very good. Very. I don't often order a potato cake. No, because you're a chip boy. Yeah.

But the beauty of me is you get chips and potato cakes. Chips, potato cakes and onion rice. Like, I did not poo properly for three days. Like, it was... Thank God she bought you that toilet bag with a bamboo. I know how to look after you. It was all... It was all part of the plan.

And a suppository. So I'm glad you had an enjoyable dinner. I'm glad you had a fight about it. I was like, you want to keep it? Yes, please. Unbelievable. I'm his wife, not you. Anyway.

Anyway, what's up next? A bit of fun. The internet, the ladies of the internet, I should say, are revealing all our secrets. So I'm going to bring you Boys, in on some secret lady business. Jess and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. Boys, I want to bring you in on some secret lady business.

Now, Ducco, you obviously grew up with your mum, two sisters. You've been with your partner a long time. I'll be interested to know if this is news. Any of this is news to you. Shiger will see from your perspective. You had a sister. You've had a sister. You've had a sister.

I had a sister. I had a sister. Yeah, because you don't like her anymore. She's moved rural. She's in, Burke. I don't see her that often. But anyway, she's fine. Still great. Women, for some reason, they're trying to reveal all our secrets.

Someone asked the internet, hey, ladies, what is something we women do in private that would surprise the fellas? I don't clean, but let me tell you, I got this ring. A lot of contributions. Someone said, my brother walked in on me once plucking my mustache. He seemed pretty surprised by that. Like that ladies would have facial hair and needed to address it. Yeah, I mean, ladies get monobrows and moustaches. Absolutely.

Italian Maltese. Absolutely. There's a lot going on. Yeah. This one, I think, came as a surprise to some fellas. We have to shave our toe hairs. Sometimes that big toe, she can get unruly. Just the big one?

Just the big. Oh, to be fair, I speak for myself. I don't, not lucky enough to have hair on the others. I'm not a hobbit. But. Babs? Babs does. This is a bad time for Babbs to go,

Oh, I've got hair on my picture. No, I'm smiling because every time Jess read something out, Chaga looks at me. Well, the other lady in his life, Babs. Someone has said, when I'm home and not wearing a bra, I'm usually in a big t-shirt that I tuck under my breasts, like it creates a little shelf, and you can hold things under there.

Oh. Hang on. What are you holding? Like, you can tuck in the t-shirt, or people have. done it with pencils. I saw someone do it with pencils. Who's carrying a pencil around?

More just to prove that it's secure. A phone, a lip balm, that sort of thing. It's like a travel case. Chapstick. Creates kind of like a little compartment. Shower bag. Yeah. Shower bag.

Yeah, there's little, little bags. Anyway, don't worry. Keep going. No. What are you talking about? You mean like a brass bag? Like they put over the shoulder like a bum bag? No.

If you go away, you put your toiletries in a bag. A toiletry bag? Oh, that's where I'd store it. Yeah. You call it a shower bag? A toiletries bag? A toiletries bag. I've never heard that.

No, that's why I thought, is it specifically shower items? That's maybe waterproof. Yeah, that's what I was thinking the same thing. Sorry. That's funny. This is what I call it. Shower bag. Is that the, that must be a family thing.

No. You've grown up with it. I'll confirm. You put your toothbrush in your shower back. Yeah, with my soap and my conditioner and. Oh, there you go. I guess it's less syllables than toiletry. Yeah, yeah.

The tree sounds fiends. Once again, it just feels wet to me. It feels like it's going to get wet. It does feel like it's made out of some sort of cling wrap. Yeah. Well, very good. Someone has said, I hold on to my boobs a lot, just for comfort.

I would absolutely do that if I was a good. Absolutely. You get a nice handful there. And also it takes the weight off the old back. Absolutely. It's like, you know, pregnant ladies, did Morgan ever get you to do this? You know, late in the trimester, hold the belly up from behind. You take all the weight off.

She did, yeah. Similar, if you've got a decent size. Rack. She said, I'm flying, Jack. Bad from me. Pull that. You've been on fire with your quotes today. Yeah, I haven't.

What's happened to me? extra something women do in private that will surprise men after you wash your hair in the shower with shower bag or without pull the hairs out of your bum crack because once you've rinsed out the hair

maybe you've molted a little bit and they go down the bag and they slide in they'll slide into your bum crack so you get out you go have you guys ever done that? Now that I've had the extensions I find a long hair in there often Babs you wouldn't do that because you don't have much hair

Yeah true Thank you No worries. Someone. This has been fun. Last one for you. What are you got? I don't know if this is just me.

Says one woman, but I love slapping my own ass. Nothing that's sexual about it. I just enjoy it. Yeah. I don't know if she speaks on behalf of herself. Babs, one of the last time you gave yourself a spanking? Like two hours ago? Pre-show warm up.

I actually saw Babs arrived like, we got in first, us too, and I saw her and she was just doing it. Yeah, I'm like, come on, girl, you got this. Yeah, she was in the lift. Oh, that's the pump up. Yeah. She knew the sugar babes weren't going to get up. for Friday bangers. She's like, I've got to get my kicks somewhere else.

Jess and Ducco. Chance of $10,000 this time yesterday. The money went off to Sonia. That's right. On your, Sonia. She's off to the pyramids. And we actually did say, Ducko, look, people calling up, I mean, Sonia did do this. But we're a bit sick of hearing, I want to go on a holiday.

It's a little boring. It's getting a little same, same. Even if that is on your bucket list, can you tell us something a bit juicier, a bit more interesting. Hey, might be able to convince Babs to put you through. And we often give the example of a player we had many moons ago, possibly even 12 months ago, Andrew, who played? Do you remember our favourite thing we've ever heard someone say they want to spend the

money on? Yeah, you talked about this yesterday. Yeah. With the birds. That's right. We had a guy call up. Greg, did I always love... What birds are they again?

Because I don't want to get it wrong. McCaw. McCaw. I always love when women call and say, I want a boob job. I always love those. I really want to fund one with yes. to get one of those girls successful. But I always give the example of the best reason

Andrew said, I've got a male McCaw, I think he's lonely, I want him grand to buy my girlfriend. Yeah. And we thought, geez, we've got to get him love. He didn't win, obviously. No, but I always think about him. You brought up yesterday and you said, I wonder if that McCaw has found love.

And we all thought about it and went, geez, I hope so. I hope so. I went home last night. I cried for that McCore if they were single. Sally DM'd. Sal's got in touch. Said, hey. I'm the wife of the McCaw guy.

Wait, he's got a wife? Yep. Geez, I didn't see that coming. Joking, mate. We keep hearing you talk about our McCaw and how Andrew wanted to win the money for a pet, a girlfriend. Can confirm we got a girlfriend. Meet Daisy.

Daisy! They obviously have been saving ever since Andrew didn't win the money. Jax and his new girlfriend, Daisy. Aren't they gorgeous? They are. But, geez, they look good together. They look, and I don't. They're colorful, are they?

We obviously can't take credit because we didn't get him the money at the time. But I think we were probably the motivation that they started screaming and they went, well, we've got to find another way. She obviously had a chat with him, his wife and went, honey, I didn't know you wanted a girl so bad for the McCawals. We can do that. We can do it. We don't need 10K. You know, let's put our savings into it.

We'll look at the budget. Maybe we'll cancel our Netflix subscription and put that money into more. We just, you know, cut out a few haircuts here and there. It'll be fine. That's a beautiful couple. on McCaw's mate Chicoe can you please look that up So I have DM Sally back

And I wrote have they made babies yet Yeah yeah how do they do it Do they stand on each other? Okay Sally has seen it But she's it doesn't appear she's writing Sally We need live response I don't know how birds do it

McCorm mating I'm just going to get Google images up here Oh that's like Yeah it's a bit standy It looks like the lady's upside down It looks like the small one stands It's a video player The smaller one stands on

top of the bigger one. Is that how you guys do? Looks like me and my wife, yeah. Wow. What are those macaws doing? That's that move course. I don't know. They almost look like they're fighting.

But, you know, sometimes true lovers do, you know? Well, it's passionate, isn't it? Yeah. So anyway, I just thought, what a wonderful... It seems every McCall couple mates quite differently. And there's different types of macaws. This is quite fascinating. Who's teaching them, though?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's true. Obviously. As you can see, this mccour is doing the mccore doggy style. That's confusing. Yeah, you're so true. Did you reckon the mccor had their own version? Yeah, is it?

It has to be another bird. Bird style. I want to say to my wife tonight, hey, should we do mccor? What's that? You pull out a tree branch. Just that photo you looked up. How did you get on my back?

How did this? You get those, you know, there's disgusting toe shoes. So you get a real good grip around the branch. And then you flip up. I'm just hanging. You know what it says when I Google it? Yeah. The process only lasts a few seconds.

Wow, Ducko, you can go on, mate. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alpha Bucks on hit. This time yesterday, geez, we met Sonia, and the cash went off, baby. Matt. Sonia, do you remember when I was listening back? Do you remember she said, oh, I reckon I'll get half. And then she goes all the way and books her ticket to Cairo

to go see the pyramid, something that's been on her bucket list for years and years. I think she was just throwing us off the cent. I think so too. She was setting the expectations low, but she drilled it. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions. We'll start with the same letter. We have to take your first answer. You cannot use the same answer twice.

If you're unsure the question, you say pass. We come back if there's time. You're playing for $10,000 today. We meet Cassie. Oh, under pressure. Cassie, there's great momentum. There's great momentum. There's great juju for Alpha Bucks at 8am.

How are you feeling? I mean, she's proved it's doable. Exactly. Let's just go with that. Come on, Cass. Did I hear you've got kids in the car right now? Yes, I do. You tell them to be quiet.

They've been strictly instructed. I heard the one the day before. You heard the one the day before. Sonia was coming off the back of a nudie run. The prior competition. and we are blaming the children distracting our player Tiff that day. So you tell your kids to shave up or ship out. Mommy's got to win 10 grand.

Mommy's got to do it for you, kids. What do you want to spend the money on? Oh, look, I've got lots of things to spend the money on, but an aircon for the new house would be great. We need to cool down Cassiano family. All right, everyone, are we ready to go? Shago, we're smiling. They should see the video yesterday from the winner, Cass.

Look it up. No smiles. He was stoked for her. All right. Cassie, the letter. What she got? The thing that stands between you and an aircon. What she got?

N. Woo! For nice. Aircon would be nice in summer, wouldn't it, Cassie? You're ready to lock in? All right. Oh, you're sitting up straight, Doc. We've got a player.

Your time will start after the first question, Cassie, starting with the letter N. We need you to name. A country. Nigeria. An occupation. No. A comedy film. Next mother.

Something sweet. Um, pass. A technology brand. Uh, pass. A verb. Um, never. A fruit. A nectarine.

A five-letter word. Um, nice. A periodic element. Um, oh dear. Terrible. then it would have otherwise. Yeah, look, we got ourselves three. At least it's not zero.

At least it's not a nudie run. You're not getting nude in front of your trap. No way. We won't allow that. We did the other day, but not to you. A comedy film next month, I don't think, is real, but we'll check it out. It doesn't really matter. I could have had Napoleon dynamite.

Something sweet. Nettella. Oh, my kid's going to kill me for that. A technology brand, Nokia. And then a five-letter word, you said a four-letter word, but we could have had nasty or noble, a verb as well, sorry. Nibble, nap or nod? We talk about nibbling a lot on this show.

We're nibble. I'm surprised it hasn't cut through. We're a show of nibblers. We are. Hats. Cassy. Okay. Hey, you don't go away by your head of the $100 to spend at Platypuss.

Join the kicks club now at Platypuss. Those shoes coming your way. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Cassie. Thanks, Cass. Buying your own aircon because we're not doing it. Oh, damn. Yeah, you still, you delivered today, Cass.

You had fun. Yeah, that's all we can ask. We're going to ask is trying. We tried. Jesus, tough out there, man. It's a tough old. Oh, yeah. Anyway.

Last chance is at the call of fame next. Absolutely. We rebuild. We rebuild. We go again. Yeah, your chances, call of fame. Coming up next, asking, you fell asleep. What?

13, 10, 60. Where did you fall asleep? Mate, it happens to the best of us. We're only human. You fell asleep in this studio in a meeting. I watched it. I watched it happen in front of eyes. I watched you not off and then not wake up.

I'm good for her. I could be standing. I could be sitting. It could be a movie theater. Like a bat. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it gets me, it gets me.

Right now that we're ducking over to my neck of the woods. Where'd you get that long, thin cigarette from? I've just always got this under the desk, baby. How do I get this wispy bit in the stash? You know what my parents are in France at the moment? Oh, yeah, that's right. My mom facetimes me the other night. Yeah.

She's wearing a red beret. Oh, stop it. She's leaning in. She leads you. I was like, ma, is that cultural appropriate? Nah, you get the brays. She's like, no, you've got to lean in. You've got to lean in.

And she would go up to the French people at the local bakery and go, bonjourno. So, no, she did French at school. So I reckon she's ripping out some French. Yes, she's ripping out some French. Well, my comrades have not done something good today. So there was an Airbus A320, big plane, you know. That's right.

It was forced to circle over the islands of Corsica because the air traffic controller was not responding to them. Oh, no, you need them on the ground telling you it's clear to land. Exactly. So it's the French airline Air Corsica, are descending into Napoleon Bonaparte. Oh, of course. One of my favorite airports.

Just an area in France. You should see the lounge in the Napoleon Bonaparte Airport. Well, it would appear they don't have much stuff because there was only one solo air traffic controller. Yeah, everyone's been wiped out with the flu. This guy's pulling double shifts. Since COVID, they never bounced back. Air Corsica has been on the brink. So, anyway, he was a lone controller.

Oh, no. The captain of the plane's trying to get through to him, like, you know, coming in, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is a Pablo El 491 coming to land. For a guy with French heritage, you've gone straight for Pablo as your French pilot. Hold on, let me try again. This is Friedrich coming to land. Nice.

Bonjour. Bonjour. Where are you, Monsieur. Médey, me de, me de. This will be a French pod going down. Medea, we are going down. We're dying. You are not going to get a rise out of me.

I'm French. Nothing's going to ruffle my face. It is not my fault. I'm looking at all the tourists in their red berets. Not even mad about it. There is a woman here. Contra appropriation, though. She's buying a lot of mustard, though, so she's helping the French economy.

Anyway, May Day, May Day. Frederic is freaking out. So, Frederic had to circle. The plane had to circle for an hour, and they could not get through this air traffic controller. The fireies who sit on the tarmac, calling couldn't get through. So what they had to do is they had to climb the outside ladder to get into the air traffic controller. Yes, had to climb, override the security passes so they could get in to find

It's not the French name. Filippe, having a sleep with his feet on the desk, just completely snoring. So he's got, obviously, the headphones aren't on. Yep. He's turned everything down. Because you would think it's all beeping. He's gone, no one's flying out of course,

and if they are, they're cheap pricks, I'm just going to take a nap. Oh, you're right. Surely he can see a schedule of who's come and when. You know. Oh, you know what he's done. He's had a kip and not set it to alarm. He needed to do that. You know, it's fine to have, you know, have a break.

have a kick cat, but you've got to set an alarm. You've got to set an alarm. Apparently they tested him for drugs and alcohol. He was totally clean. He was just tired. He was just tired. The French Civil Aviation Authority, we know them, the FCAA. Oh, big fans.

They've come out yet to comment. However, did you know this? Air traffic controllers, this is over there. Roughly on $213,000. Sorry, I just love that detail. They've yet to comment. Well, why are they in the article? If they're not contributing.

The journal also know that he's done some reason. I just wanted you guys to know that. They're investigating. That I back the FCAA, and they have not commented yet. You've got how much they get paid. Yeah, 213,000 Australian equivalent. That's how much they own because it's like a high-risk job. So that is one of the most high-paying naps I've ever heard of.

That's an expensive nap. It's one thing for us to poo on work time, but that is a hell of a nap for this. What was his name? Was he Felipe? They also retire on full pensions between the age of 50 to 59 due to stressful work. Are they really that stress? Because he was passed out. Well, that's what it was.

Yeah, that's what it was. Stress has got the best of me. I've got nothing left in the tank. for the Air Corsica flight. I'm exhausted. Anyway, they landed the plane. Everyone was fine. I don't know what's going to happen to him.

Well, when you get a word from the FCAA. That's my weekend. Just got bloody hectic, didn't it? Put him down for 8-10 Monday. Yeah, yeah. Felipe, what you do? Hey, 13, 10, 60, where'd you fall asleep? I've got a doozy.

Talk to me. I've told you this one before. And I've said it on air. I don't want to hear this. Some years. Well, that's the end of this. Some years ago. World Youth Day, when I saw the Pope.

Francis. You were overwhelmed. Yeah. I went to World Youth Day when I was like in grade nine at school. It was like a pilgrimage to meet the Pope. So you'd just done your Eucharistic minister training and they went, you know what? You're representing.

You're going to go meet the Pope. And so we'd stayed overnight and I told you, a lot of people there, like that thing was a breeding ground. People were getting jiggy with it. Yes. Before the Pope comes. Before the Pope comes a night before it was a big party. I was shook.

Anyway, the next day, because we'd all camp there, I was pretty tired, didn't have much sleep. The Pope rolls in his Popemobile. Which Pope was that? Well, who was before Francis? John Paul. Johnny P. And everyone's got up.

He was a fan favorite Johnny P. When the Pope came, everyone had to stand up, right? Thousands of people standing up. I was passed out of sleep on my sleeping bag. And I just, and my schoolmate sort of was hilarious. No, no one's shaking you away. No, no, I thought it was so funny. A teacher came up and was like, wake up, wake up.

And I shot up, like, ah! Like, and just completely, you're just saluting the Pope? I love you. I love you, Francis. Or John Paul. Anyway, it was the most embarrassing thing. You know? But that's how I met the Pope.

That's my story. That's how, yes. And you know what, because you shut up, were you able to be seen? No, the thing is being small, is people didn't really notice. It was like, it didn't really happen. But it was very embarrassing. I am standing up. Look at me.

It begs your question, 13, 1060, where did you fall asleep? Where'd you fall asleep? I mean, were lives at stake? Was it on the job? Was it on the job? Yeah, that'd be interesting. Jess and ducco. Yeah.

Well, it's just nice to know that those uppity friends, Yeah. Are just as human as the rest of us. Yeah, those hooty-to-to-to-ty-french. Those hootie-to-to-ty, snobby... I can say because I'm French, it's fine. That's right. We are snobby, you know.

And I'm Italian, I'm basically. We hate each other, actually. Well, you're right. I don't know how we work so well together. It's just weird, isn't it? Coming at it from such cultural differences. Croissons are their best. Oh, pasta.

I'm going to stop. You just have like a French argument with a French. They're like, yeah. Yeah, you're being so... She represents curried sausage when she tries to enter that debate. Give us that. Give us that. I accept that.

All right. So you go, you go baguette. Yeah, yeah. I'll go pasta, and then she comes in with no. You're both wrong. Curried sausage is the best. The baguette is the best. Nah, ma.

It is absolute. I tried to go fully ethnic. I tried to go. And then I went, they wouldn't say, mate. You can't have it. You can't have it. Nah, pasta's fully sick. Nah, bra.

It's curried sausages. It's not. Chuck, I just looked at me and go, what is happening? I don't know. See, when he leaves the studio, he's gone out to help so many people want to contribute. Yeah, I love you. So now it's like, the cat's away, the mice will play. The air traffic controller, who was in French for Air Corsica, fell asleep on the job.

The plane had to circle for an hour. They had to get farries to climb the air traffic ladder outside. Break in to find him just feet up on the desk asleep. He roughly gets paid $213,000 equivalent in Australian. He wasn't drunk. He wasn't on drugs. He was just exhausted. My mum and I saw Don't Cry for Me, Argentina.

Oh, yeah. Evita at the Sydney Opera House. Tina Arena doing her thing. Your mum fell asleep. Oh, no. Boring show. Sorry, Tina. When a parent falls asleep in a movie or a show and then they start snoring.

But doing that classic, you know, the head wobbles down and then she wakes herself up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm enjoying it. And then at the end, they'll definitely say it was the best thing I've ever seen. Oh, absolutely. That was a moment in time. You missed half of her. You missed it.

Manique, on 13, 1060, Wedge, full of sleep. it's not so much where I fall or I've fallen asleep everywhere but it's the way I fall asleep so when I'm tired I ask my partner to tell me a story oh he has to send you off to nine nights with a little bit of a bedtime story yeah he'll tell me about his day at work or something and I'm out I'm snoring and you're just done you're gone great indictment on how much you respects what he does for

Riley where do you fall asleep Um, so when I was younger, I had the tendency to fall asleep everywhere. And in 2018, I went to Taylor Swift and Pink and fell asleep at their concerts. Oh, goodness, me. I mean, Taylor's a hell of a performer, but there are some slower songs. Yeah, yeah. Pink swinging from stadiums, everything's upbeat. How the hell, that's a noisy?

How'd you do that? I think, well, I was 12, so I had, like, I was very retained, and I just like, let's go to concerts. Like, okay, so I went and I didn't make it through the first two songs. Didn't make it. I fell asleep in John Mayer, but all those songs are very dull. Your body's a wonderland. Yeah, that's a hell of a lullaby. Fell asleep on my mother-in-law's shoulder.

She was there just dripping. She was enjoying. Kelsey, on 13, 1060, where you fall asleep? It's actually myself. It's my father-in-law. Your father-in-law? He falls asleep everywhere, but he actually fell asleep at our wedding. Oh, that's embarrassing.

Kelsey, tell me, was it ceremony, reception? The reception, just sitting there. Look, I didn't notice at the ceremony. I wouldn't be surprised if he did fall asleep there as well. Oh, Kelsey, I mean, do you take that as like such an insult? He thought your wedding was so boring? No, not really, because, like, he just falls asleep everywhere. You could be having a conversation with him in his feet.

Was it during a speech or something, and you can pinpoint the person's speech it was? Actually, no, not during the speeches. It was during, like, I looked over at the cake cutting and he was asleep. Okay. Do you know what's funny? because the father-in-law speech is usually what puts the guest. Yes, 100%. He's the one falling asleep this time.

Kate cutting at weddings is pretty boring. Do that off-camera. No one can. Do that yourself. Joel, good morning to you. Where did you fall asleep? Good morning. I fell asleep on the school bus on the way home when I was 16.

The worst spot was where I woke up. My brother walked off the school bus without waking me up, and I woke up in the bus depot to a bus driver shaking me. Jeez, you must have been out to it. I was sleep deprived So you can imagine it's now pitch black 6 o'clock phone dead walking home I was about to say Joel

You can't go hey can you run the route again I need to end up back at stop number four He's like nah just get off Got home my brother's just laughing at me Why was the bus driver just get himself to the depot Knowing you were there and you were clearly asleep Were you lying down or something Yeah I was in the backseat with my feet

I mean lucky he actually walked the aisles to check Imagine he locked the bus up in the depot. Joel wakes up at midnight. It would have been horrible. It would have been a tough time out. We'd never have been able to catch a bus again. No. Jade on 13, 1060, where'd you fall asleep, Jade?

So when I was younger, I used to be a dental nurse, and I actually fell asleep during a procedure. What implement were you holding or in charge of at the time, Jade? So I would have been holding a few of the instruments, the mirror and everything to pass over. And I had a little micro sleep. Because it goes for like three hours. Yes.

It just goes down the patient's throat. Yeah. Jay, so you're standing up. That's like full narcolepsy stuff. I know where we sit. We sit on little seats while we're leaning over the patient, though. I mean, if it's three hours, I guess, a roll up a chair. You're fine.

You can't talk about that entire time. I know. I was very comfortable. The conversation was very boring. Yes, yeah. Question, Jay. Question moving side note here, just within your industry. Why is it that dentists and dental?

nurses feel the need to talk to the patient when they've got 100 things in their mouth. I have no idea, but I found it very boring, so that's hence is why I fell asleep. Maybe they do it because they're bored. They want to make convoy. They don't care that you can't talk. More than likely, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Jade.

That's in lightning. Imagine, you know, your bab's in a root canal. You already hate and scared of the dentist. You look up at that person. She's asleep. Is Jade with that big stick-prick thing? Problematic. Could have choked you. Absolutely. Anyway. This was great, guys.

Thank you. Seems like a lot of people fall asleep. We're a tired bunch. Jess and Ducko. I'm so mad at the rice cookers because this week we've talked about freaking curried sausages. We've talked about Devin and tomato sandwiches. What is going on? Nah, bra.

It's curried sausages. We meant to be a cultural beacon, Ducko, and this is the stuff being talked about on the show. You know I'm not here a bad word about curried sausages. I love a good curried sauer. I might have one tonight. You never know. It would be a good Friday night dinner. I just hate the idea you don't go buy sausages and then make a curry.

It's literally just pre-done. Yeah, pre-done from the butcher. And they always get so excited. Oh, some, we've got one. We got one. Do they slop in it? It's me and Babs. Here you go.

Do they slop into a bag? Or is it in a bottle? It's not in a bag. You know, like if you were going to buy a string of sausages, it'd just be in a plastic bag. Yeah, that's how I picture ladling it in and then just spinning it around. Like when you buy a phantron in Thailand. You want you get it in a bag?

When I buy a what? Like a fanta or a drink. Do you? I can't. I've never been to Thailand. I have no idea what reference that is. You get a fanta in a bag. What are you talking about, ShaiGai?

You talk about your weekends again. Fanta in a bag. Shire guy, is everything in a cat? Bag. First he tells us he calls us a toilet your bag a shower bag, which was weird. And now you're having fanta in a bag. Show us your fanta bag, mate. What year is that photo taken, mate?

That is Thailand, then. That is the 90s. That is the night. That's a thing. Did you go to Thailand once? That's when you... You went to Thailand once like a decade ago and saw that. You should have made the reference like a gold fish from the, you know, the fish shop in a bag.

That I understand. Not fanta in a bag. Weird someone just texts in. Fanta in a bag. What an idiot. Leave a little shy guy. Anyway. Anyway, that's how I picture your curry sausages.

Yeah, they're good. Yes and daco. Right now, though, we need to take a look. Back at the week, that was. Hell of a week. Great week. Shagga, what you know, rate this? It's a great week.

Seven and a half. You don't usually like dabbling with half scores. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. It's not great with a bag. It's gone straight to his head. A bag. It's get on the train guy.

It just makes no sense to me. It makes all the sense. Better for the world. Less plastic. Is it in a plastic bag? Probably not. Probably just as bad. It's probably worse.

Is the straw punched through the bag? Or is it just in the top of the opening? Oh, we're problematic. Anyway, we'll try it out on Monday. You'll hear that in this next week. Absolutely. Well, what a week it's been with Justin Ducko? The guys have been firing on all cylinders.

Can you tell? Absolutely. Oh, goodness. What were you going to ask me? How did we get it before the bugs? You were talking, oh, that's not important. I think I, um, I don't know. Well, hey, we were held the show.

Ducko's family group chat is out of glow up with the family moving from WhatsApp. over to Snapchat. Some people do WhatsApp groups. My sister has now encouraged the entire family to get Snapchat. So my mum and my dad, my whole family. And so then Morgan had to re-download it because she's like, well, now I'm not in the loop with your family. I need to keep up with the Snapchat.

Oh, because it's now the group chat, the message base, is that deactivative? Everyone's communicated. You just see videos. And you know what? As weird as it is, it's quite funny. Really? Because you don't need to talk to each other. You just see the videos and go, I saw they did that.

It's just a little update. It'll get deleted. It's not something that you put on your social media. This is just video updates. And nudes. It's your family. Every week, producer Bads comes in with a blog for us. She thought that she was top shit after belting out the riff-off scene from Pitch Perfect.

In the back of an Uber. She wanted to put the team to the test to see if we could belt something else acopella style too. Our boss said it would either make or break her radio career. I'll let you be the judge of how it sounded. Are you ready? I'll just jump in. We'll just jump in. Yeah, do a part, whatever you want.

Trust you got. Guys, just vibe it. Close your eyes and vibe it. When I see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you help. When you walk my way, it gives you hell, it gives you hell. The longer I wait. Come on, I don't know. You know what you're playing jump float, but you don't know how to jump in.

I can hear the drums. I can hear the horn. I can hear the horn. Oh, you get it. What was that? Now you have to do something. What was that? Drive them in.

When you see in my face, I'll against you hell, I'll prevent you hell. Jess has been up against it this week with Lucia, who's just not getting a full night sleep. She couldn't even get herself into the building because she was using her keys instead of her access card. So we've wanted to know on 131060,

what did you do because you were too tired? And Rochelle caught him with this. So at the moment, I'm undergoing like a lot of medical tests and exams and just due to said medical procedures and things. I haven't been able to use the bathroom. So I was making my husband and I a coffee one morning. And in my coffee, I was adding in like a liquid laxative to help me go to the bathroom. And I just have not realized that I have not had the coffee with the laxatives.

And I'm wondering why two hours later my husband is up and forth, like running back and forth for the bathroom. You've laid his tea's coffee. Yeah, it didn't even click in until that night. And he's like, oh, my belly's been really weird. And I'm like, oh, no. Can you tell him at that point, or you're like, oh, that's so weird? I did not tell him still to this day. You know, I'm just like, I have no idea, but the poor thing was listening to me all day

complaining, like, my belly hurt so bad. Like, I really need to go to the bathroom, and he's like, yeah. And now I'm out of laxatives because you've drunk it all, sweetheart. Docco ran into a good friend of the show at Amelia out in the wild, and let's just say, it was awkward as fuck. I just malfunctioned. You know, after someone gives birth, they still have a bit of a belly. Of course.

But it's clearly deflated a lot more. So in their mind, because I remember Morgan feeling this way, in their mind, they're like, I have, oh my God, I've already lost so much for my belly. That's right. I'm shrunk. I'm deflated. But as somebody hasn't seen her in months,

I'm like, oh, she's still going to be of a belly. And I look, and I'm like, duck up, hey, oh, hey. I had a look at Millie. And I'm like, how have you not had the baby yet? And she goes, and points to the pream and looks at her belly. And I'm pretty sure they went, as you know. You know, so she could not be. We're not speculating.

Yeah, I'm, well, I'm 90% sure anyway. That's what Adam said. Did you ask her as well? Is that the second thing you put... Did you go that show? What did you do? How did you? Because that's what I would do.

You completely put your foot in your mouth, but then you drilled down further. Why just... Let's distract. The whole thing was just a shite show. The kid is days. Oh my God. I was like, I was so embarrassed.

Jess's husband Angus is a rice cooker through and through. There's not much he misses from the show. But when he does, Jess has a foolproof system to make sure it gets 100% of it. If I go home and be like, oh, did you hear my story? It was about you, or it was whatever. If I'm proud of it, and he says I didn't, I went, let's listen to it.

So I put it on in the car. Angus isn't the most expressive person. Like, he likes what he likes, and he's vocal, but he's not a big, like, he doesn't dirty talk, you know, these sort of things where you go. That's the example. So did you like it? I didn't like the podcast. So, yeah, I find myself like, we're going to short commute, listen to this one break.

He's like, yeah, it was good. Yeah, I like that. I've ever tried to get an air check from your wife? Nah, never. No, I've never done that. I don't imagine you offering that and Morgan going, sure, honey, let's put it. Or if I do, sometimes if the video gets made a video,

go, watch the video, and then she'll watch it, but then she'll, like, classic watch it, and then, like, look at something else. And I'm like, no, you've got to, oh, fuck. It's just too annoying. I'm like, whatever, don't like about it. Just, who cares? See you next week, grass cookers.

Jess and daco. Color of Fame. Call her fame. Win the Brassie. You just got to get involved in the show. Hell yeah. 13, 1060. It couldn't be simpler.

Let's be real. We don't ask that heart of a question. We really don't. We fall asleep. So if you contribute, you're in with a chance. And this week it was a doozy. 500 to spend at Reflections, holidays. 40 amazing parks across our great state.

Oh, Honourable mentions right across the ball. But we just don't have the time. We don't. There were so many good ones all week. It's been a fun week. Yesterday, though, Ducko, you brought us the story of your I don't want to get him offside, but you're dumb bum cousin. Yeah, dumb bum cousin.

Yeah, he broke his arm skiing of snowboarding, so we decided to take up skiing two weeks later in a cast. Did it for a week when I'm good at this. I want to teach my five-year-old daughter who's never skied how to ski. And then he taught her how to ski. And she broke her leg. She's never in a cast from hip to toe. He's in a cast.

He's banned from even looking after her or going on the slopes again. And we thought on 13, 1060, what happened when Dad got involved? That's right. They were all elite. They were funny hours. And it wasn't a great. review of dads getting involved. However, Nicole, haven't stopped thinking about what her hubby did to her and their children.

So my kids' dad, I was running away from work. So basically, I got away and he gets home. We just switch over. And I was like, oh, I'm cooking rice. I just fried rice. I just need to add the egg. Not thinking anything of it. Anyway, the next day, the kids woke up so sick and I was really sick.

I don't remember seeing the egg in the rice, actually. What do you, how'd you do? He's like, yeah, I just cracked like five eggs into the rice. So basically he just cracked it all in, put it into this big container in the fridge. Yeah, yeah. Not when it was on the heat. Like the egg wasn't cool. Yes, like afterwards, he just cracked the egg on top.

Oh, my God. And cheese or something. There was just, just coming out of all holes. He's given the family salmonella. And that deserves a present. That deserves a prize to the family. at least, Nicole, you've won the 500 bucks spent at reflections.

Oh, my gosh. How exciting. Thank you for getting involved in the show. Thank you. Very welcome. Nicole's in more of a low environment area right now. You're at work, Nicole? Yeah, no, you know what?

I'm at home, and I've just dropped the kids off, and the husband's gone out, so. Well, you don't have to tell him you want. Yeah, yeah. You can do without what you will as a punishment. That's yours. His punishment. He never cooked.

again, I presume. No. God, no. Absolutely. Well done. You enjoy it, Nicole. Thank you so much. Oh, great stuff.

But yes, thank you to everyone and got involved. It was a hell of a week. Hell of a week. And next week, we have a humdinger of a call of fame price. It's not one, but two tickets to the NRL Grand Final. What? NRL Grand Final. An accommodation?

Somewhere to rest your head. You don't have to worry about getting home. That's good. You get to watch the game. Look, maybe your team isn't in it. but let's be real, what a place to be. Yeah, it's great bar. I went there when my team lost in the last two minutes.

It's still a great experience. It's still a great experience. It's the best night to the worst time of my life, but still an experience, right? Who's looking likely for the grand final? No, mate. There's a couple. Anyone's raiders.

Okay. You know, Penruth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a couple. There you go. Well, you get involved Monday from 6. All the way through. You could win that.

Yeah, that's like very exciting. You can win that. And next week on the show, we have. What? It's a bag of phanta. Bag of Fanta's up for grabs. Are we putting bag of Fanta now in amongst the JD Swag? You get a jiz bit.

You get a magnet, you get a jar of Mutti. Yep. And you get a bag of Fanta. Add to the list, Shai Lord. That's going to be hard to post Shai Gawkely. That's fair problem. We found out Shai guy, they're there being babbs. We found out Shire guy consumes his fanta in a bag.

Purely bag. He's a bag guy. He buys a bottle of phantom. Yeah, yeah. And he buys a 10 pack of bags. He goes, I'll marry these two things and have a hell of a Friday. He's always asking... He's like, F, the turtles, I want all the plastic I can get.

He tried to say it was better for the environment before. I was like... It wasn't a good defence. Plastic bag and straw. Hey, on Friday we have a new farewell song. Just because we're gone for a couple of days, you know. Whatever you are up to this weekend. Hope it's wonderful.

Hope it's great. Get out there and get after it this weekend, you know? Absolutely. Embrace life by the bag of phanta. By the bag of fana. Get out there, one bag of fander at a time. I got anything you want to add? Nah.

Babs, anything you want to add for the weekend. Have a good weekend. Yeah. Hell, yeah. That's inspiring. Where about next week's been mentioned. Finals tickets. A lot of laughs.

A lot of lulls to get out. Will we give another 10 grand away? Hopefully. We've got to check in with Sonia. Has she booked her tickets to the pyramids? I hope so. What? Do you know what we're going to do on Monday?

What's that? Jess's Conspiracy Corner. It's been two weeks. I'm allowed to go again. I might not be it on Monday. I could. be sick with Salmonella. All right, Chagga, have I got Rubik's Cube news for you?

I'll be sick, too. She's putting her heads above her head doing her beauty-shaped dance when she talks about good sprucy theories. It's going to be great. Hey, have a great weekend, guys. We will. See you next week. Bye-bye.

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