Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Am I overreacting here?

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Should Ducko change the style of his face snake, we get Morgans reactions to the teams song selections for her birthing playlist and Jess wants to know if she's overreacting after something Angus said to her last night!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprise Fries is back at Macca's with a one in three chance to win millions of prizes. Jess and Darko. This is the Jess and Darko podcast. Hey, welcome to the show everyone. Oh, hey. It's good to have you here. It's great to be here. Always good. Well, the team was not flying today, I don't feel. We were tired today. Normally Tuesdays is our worst show of the week.

I appreciate you continuously using the word we. We're a team. There's no one on a team. Oh, you're so right. I mean, you didn't play team sports growing up. I didn't. I bailed out of my individual events in athletics because I didn't like losing. Hey, man, I played netball for a bit.

How'd you go? Contact. I was good. Too much contact. I was a goalkeeper. Way too aggressive. You know why? Because my dad was sideline coaching.

Not as a coach, as a parent. Yeah, you've got to fire up. And he forgot that he wasn't watching my brother play footy. Yeah. So he would literally yell out the words, get on your man, Jess. Fuck yeah. You cannot touch people in netball, Dad. It's so confusing because you're just three feet away, then you can lean over.

But I'd get very confused with the rule. When I played mixed netball, I thought you could be close to them and just like basketball. Yeah, no. But it's like, no, that's contact. I'm like, I'm not touching anyone. A hundred percent. Obstruction and contact in netball. Netball's a fun game, but a stupid game.

You know what I mean? Like, I enjoyed playing it. It is so fast, isn't it? It's so quick. Even without dribbling and traveling like in basketball. My God, they move so quick. Because I played center in netball and I was so used to playing basketball. I could have guessed that.

That was your position. I was so used to playing basketball that like I just sometimes couldn't comprehend the non-bouncing part and the stepping part. My issue was as goalkeeper, all I would do is try and smack the ball away. And my coach had to keep saying, no, no, get the ball. So that way you can properly pass it to your team. Because obviously it moves so fast. Just smacking it out of bounds.

Doing nothing. It's not good. I went, I'm not meant to be here. And I never wanted to cut my nails. You know, you've got to have kind of claws in your balls. It wasn't for me. I had a little stint at lacrosse, which I really enjoyed. Did you really?

I didn't have the fitness for it. Riding a whore, lacrosse. No, lacrosse is the one with the stick and the net. Like hockey. Oh, what am I thinking of? What are you thinking of? I'm thinking of polo. Oh, yeah, no, no.

Sorry, lacrosse, yes. I ain't a fancy British man. Lacrosse seems difficult. It is difficult. It's like hockey in the air, essentially, with the little net. But it was so fun because it just was, you could get so much distance. Yeah, yeah, man. Lacrosse seems difficult. It is difficult. It's like hockey in the air, essentially, with the little net. But it was so fun because it just was, you could get so much distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like those things you buy for a dog, you know, the stick with the little ball catcher.

And you can piff it really fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did you pick that? That's a rare thing to pick up. Just got to have a go at it. And I was like, I like this. I'm going to join the lacrosse team. Hilarious.

Nice of a term. Hilarious. I realize I'm not fit enough for this. What's the movie with the lacrosse team with the jocks and that chick flick? And they play lacrosse. Is it She's the Man? She's the Man. Amanda Bynes.

What a freaking reference. Is it soccer? That's all soccer. Does she not play lacrosse? What's the movie that... I'm thinking of... Oh, no, I think you are right. It is soccer.

I'm thinking of American Pie, I think. Okay. I think I'm thinking of American Pie. A lot of TV shows, like Teen Wolf, I remember was a big lacrosse. That's what I'm thinking of. Lacrosse is a very American kind of private school sport, isn't it? Yeah, because we don't really do it here. No, that's why I think it was like, ooh, this is a bit left of centre.

Let's try lacrosse. Was it popular in the grey? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. I remember going like. Mean Girls. They play lacrosse in Mean Girls. American Pie and Mean Girls.

There you go. What did you Google? What movie has lacrosse in it?. American Pie and Mean Girls. There you go. What did you Google? What movie has lacrosse in it? Yeah, yeah. That's a question. What sport is featured most in Hollywood? It's got to be like gridiron or something, right? Even baseball.

Baseball's huge. Oh, basketball, of course. But I'd say gridiron. Yeah. Yeah, they have a lot of gridiron. There's even Friday Night Lights, the show, the movie, Any Given Sunday. What is the superior? The Replacements. That's even Friday Night Lights, the show, the movie, Any Given Sunday. What is the superior? The Replacements.

That's my favorite Gridiron movie. It says auto racing. So car sports is the most common in movies. Of course. I wouldn't have thought of that. What is the superior sport-based film? That's a tough question. Rocky.

Rocky's great. Have you seen Rocky? Yeah. You don't see that coming. The first two. I don't think I've seen the third. Oh, the third one where he goes to Russia is awesome. That's my favorite. Oh's great. Have you seen Rocky? Yeah. You don't see that coming. Oh, the first two. I don't think I've seen the third. Oh, the third one where he goes to Russia is awesome. That's my favorite.

Oh, good. The third one's the best. When is ever besides the Shrek franchise, when is the third one ever the best? The third one's great. Do you know what's great? That's why. That's who hasn't been on today. That's me.

Just FYI. There she is. You were happy to let her just ride the waves. I wanted to point her just ride the waves. I wanted to point her out early. She has been like a pimple today. We're just trying to get rid of her. Lucky we're giving away pimple patches as the minor prize thing because we need a slap on.

I didn't think I was that bad. No, you've been fine. You've just been tired. You get funny when you're tired because you get a bit delirious. She's not in the mood for feedback either. I hope maybe we'll sit her down next week. Oh, we all have our days. Don't get me wrong.

Hey, man. What do you mean I'm having a day? Am I having a day? You used to have a day. It's okay. You're allowed to have a day. But when you walked in this morning and tripped over your own shoes. Yeah.

When you were standing in front of the board and I couldn't read it. I was like, God damn it. We started before even six. It's hard. This job shows you that bedtime routine and routines are key. Yeah. And I'm about to go into a fucking world of no routine. So I'm nervous as all hell.

You're only taking three weeks, basically, of paternity leave. So then you're coming back. I get a month. I get a month. Yeah, but that's before. I get the, I literally, the Friday before, and then we go to hospital on the Sunday. You're sorry, you're right.

I keep thinking the week you go off is the week before. No, I get a month. No, it's just the Friday before. Two weeks off air, and then the whole team has a two-week break, so it's not too bad. That's right. But, yeah, it's going to be – I'm nervous about that.

I can't – do you remember me coming back? Everything was so new that it was hard to fathom that. Everything was so new, you're right. It was a tumultuous time. It was just you and me. Babs was new, Shy Guy was new. Hey, man, I do remember my first show back after Matt leave, I was pooing whilst the show started.

And Baps was out there with Boss Jase. And he literally came in going, we're on, Dal. Because clearly he was sensitive that he'd asked me to come back from Matt leave three months early. So he didn't want to be mean to me. Because if I'd done that, you know, any other time. I don't remember you. I reckon your first three months you were fine because she was in a good

rhythm and routine. You're absolutely right. And then it regressed. Don't get comfortable. Comfortable, yeah. Oh, but also, I lie. Enjoy everything as it's happening. Yeah.

Because you don't know when it's going to change. Live in the now. So you might come back and be like, it's all good. And then we will work through it together. Yeah. When you have a nap, you've got a nap under your belt pre-show meeting. I did that once. Yeah, yeah.

You've got one too. I'll allow that. You've got a nap under your belt pre-show meeting. I did that once. So you've got one too. I'll allow that. You've got a free pass. Yeah. My issue is, I get to sit on this side of the desk. You'd have to press thumbs. And really put my feet up. Yeah, yeah.

You are, case in point today, 8.20 on today's show. Easy phone time. We were asking people for song suggestions. And in the moment, you are finding the song, introducing the the caller and then playing the right song at the right moment. You're working overtime. I was doing a bit today. And you had a full night's sleep last night? Yeah.

I mean, I did have trivia, so I had to get a bit later. A bit later. But not too much later. Nothing compared to interrupted sleep with a newborn. Yeah. So let's just see. It's going to be tough. Let's just see.

Do I start panelling for your first year of parenting? Wow. That would be fun. Oh, my God. That would be panelling for your first year of parenting? Wow, that would be fun. Oh, my God, that would be fun. We swap roles. Could you imagine, shy guy? Jess is sitting here anchoring and panelling. You would be so frustrated.

Oh, I couldn't do it. You couldn't do it. I wouldn't. It'd be funny for one chat. I'd be like, give me the keys. Be like Howard Stern. We'll give you a panel. We won't plug it in.

And then we'll have someone else out of shop actually doing the work. Yeah, like Carl Sandilands. Shut up. Is that? I think Carl. I mean, Carl does a little bit, but Thing does most of the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stern, though.

Is that a prop? That's Shaga's new name. Howard Stern has a prop. I think, and Seacrest. It's a full panel, but he really only turns on and off his own mic. Hilarious. I can't wait until I get to that stage in my broadcasting career where everyone's like, just let Doug think he's doing it. And I'm pressing and nothing's happening.

And someone's mimicking me. I think Elvis Duran, who does Breakfast in New York City, is a similar setup. He has another studio with an actual producer doing the buttons. That's so funny. I haven't heard enough to hear a problem with that. He probably is aware. This is like a parenting hack I heard.

Take your kid to time zone, but don't pay for any of the games or the rides. They just think the flashing buttons is because they're pressing buttons. That's so good. Let them run wild. What a hack. What a hack. It's so stimulating. You're an idiot.

They're not the ones in control. Sometimes the games have like a demo. Yeah. Say insert coin or whatever. She doesn't know what insert coin is. And then you just go like, oh, wow. I'm shooting this cow. It's me.

That's great. Because I don't have ever coins. You know, sometimes you go to the supermarket and there's that weird little toy car. That sits outside. I sit her in and I just rock it. Really violently. I'm like, I'm not paying the price. It looks like you're just thrusting against the car with your daughter.

Everyone's like, that's. That's why I'm on many watch lists. It looks like you're just thrusting against a car with your daughter. Everyone's like, that's... That's why I'm on many watch lists. You and Shaga are racking up your watch lists. In the front of Toto Sushi or whatever that is. That's the shitter sushi, can I just say? Is it Toto? Yeah, I think so. Hey, can we flag?

Yes, where were we talking about Nando? It was during the show. It was on the show, yes. And I said I hate a porto because I'm public about that. I don't care if they know. I don't actually remember saying anything negative about Nando's except that it's no longer available in our area. It's not thriving anymore because it's not in our area.

We didn't say our area because we can't be specific. So it's not thriving anymore. Nando's heard it. They followed the show and have sent us a voucher to enjoy Nando's as a team. And Babs had one of the great revelations. In 23 years, has not had Nando's. You'd love it.

Oh, it's so good. You actually would love it. The chicken's great. The sauce is good. The chips are fantastic. I love a communal sauce station. Oh, you'd go ham. The burger's good too, all the wraps.

Do you know what's freaking good? Creamy chip dip. Oh. That sounds like me and Babs can't handle that. Hey, shut up. I can enjoy creamy chip dip. Yeah, Babs. I'll show you how to eat Nando's. Yeah, maybe don't get my order for your first time.

We're going to have to go to Sydney together to get Nando's one time. I know. Team trip. We've also got some money to spend at Grilled. Oh, yeah. Thanks to Oscar Piachu's win. We should do that. We should go for lunch one day.

How are we working on getting an interview with Oscar? What day is it? Surely as a Grilled ambassador. I've been left unread. Oh, okay. Surely as a Grilled ambassador, he has obligations left unread. Oh, okay. Surely as a grilled ambassador, he has obligations to do media. Yeah, but not Oscar.

Does he know you are him and he is you? Yeah. I thought of a great question too because remember you asked me on the spot what I'd ask him. Here we go. It's so stupid.

What do you got? What would his character in Mario Kart be? Oh, like his little avatar. Who does he pick? He'd be a toad, surely. I'd be Peach. Let's go.

Yes, I love Peach. I like Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong's big. Babs, did you say you had a question for Oscar Piazza? Hit me with the, that's it! Here she comes. And then here I come. Doesn't he throw barrels at people?

Here comes Babs. Babs is Yoshi, don't you reckon? Yoshi. You have Yoshi energy. Deppit, deppit. What question did you have for Piastri? Oh, it's dumb now, but I was just going to ask him what cologne he wears. Oh, because the smell thing.

Nice. Maybe you could ask him what Lewis smells like. You actually could. We've got to get him on. We do need to get him on now. Hard-hitting questions. I've been left on read. Did you just message him?

What did you message him on? Instagram? I don't know. She's in a mood. Did you message him on Instagram? Just let her run. I messaged someone, a part of the McLaren team. Just turn her mic off so she thinks she's contributing.

There you go. Wow, Babs. That's so good. That's not very nice. Hey, enjoy the show. Give us your soccer coach's number, by the way. We're following up on how late he's keeping it. It's unacceptable.

He doesn't know who I am. I'm picturing a bit of shit. He's about to. What's the one where they fall in love? Ben Lai Beckham. Don't fall in love with your soccer coach. Oh, I won't. Oh, yeah.

Jess and Ducko in the morning. Welcome to Wednesday, team. Happy Wednesday indeed. Good morning. Wonderful to Wednesday, team. Happy Wednesday indeed. Good morning. Wonderful to be here. Always a pleasure. You are looking sharp as all hell this morning, Sam. Thank you.

Thank you. I dressed up a bit today. I love a collar on you. Shy guy dips today, so I just... Really classes up the joint when you wear a collar. Yeah. Because you are just a t-shirt man. Yeah, I'm a t-shirt guy.

So got it. I like being comfy. Jars are sitting up a bit straighter. It's a new knit I got. I love it. You know, I like a little collar. No buttons in got it. Jars are sitting up a bit straighter. It's a new knit I got. I love it. You know, I like a little collar. No buttons in the middle, though. What do they say?

Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. I've got a job interview after the show, so let's hope I get it. I remember the one time I wore, like, heels into work. It was just a kitten heel. I thought I'd, you know, class it up a bit. I think I was feeling fancy, and people went, what are you doing after the show? Who are you seeing? No wonder. I just was trying to be fancy. When I walk through the office in this today, people will be like, whoa, what are you doing after the show? Who are you seeing? No one.

I just was trying to be fancy. When I walk through the office in this today, people will be like, whoa, what's going on Are you going for a job in sales? What's happening here with the sharp collar? Where are you going with that? But no, it does feel, it's a nice comfy knit. It looks good. You like the knit, Shogar?

I like it. It's very similar to one I have. I mean, all knits are kind of similar. They're all kind of the same. Yeah. That's a good one. I like it. This is, it's actually, you know, surprisingly not.

Country Road has a lot of good little nits. You do. You like a little, and don't you have an insider to Country Road? I do. I do. In fact, I actually, my insider was working there. I haven't met my insider because my insider is my maid's mum. That's right.

And my insider was working there when I bought this. And she's like, wait a minute, you're a ducco. I'm, and I was like, you're, I'm going to put it together. You didn't even know. It's like a drop, like a CIA drop. You don't even realise who your contact is. Exactly. Then she goes, I could, she's like, I don't know if I can get you the discount in front

of all these people. Oh, was she doing things like online or whatever? Yeah. And then I was like, and then I was like, oh, don't worry about it. I'll buy it anyway. I walked away going, God damn. I should have thought about that. You should always take advantage of your contact.

Because now you've shown her once you don't, you know, always need it. She'll go, well, you can pay full price every time. Because I was on the hunt on the weekend for some, I mean, it's very interesting stuff. Yes. I love men talking about fashion. We don't hear enough of it. I've had this chat, I think, with you guys before off air. But I'm trying to branch into the unfitted pant world. As in, as in it's a bit baggier, but it's not too loose.

You know the first thing I clocked at your baby shower? Your loose white linen pants. Oh, linen pants, yeah. The first thing I clocked. But commenting on your pants before I commented on how wonderful the event was felt weird, and then I never got to it. But see, I've had those for a couple of years. Yes.

I'm now trying to find almost like a chino pant, but it's not fitted. A relaxed chino? Correct. Because of my body shape, I really struggle to get any. Do you find as well, because obviously smaller hips, leaner gentlemen. I've got lean hips and then bigger quads. So then that means the pant is actually

shorter, so it's coming, what, three quarters of the way down? No, the pant, oh man, my body is so, it's such a weird. You need custom. I found some though. I've got three pairs of pants, but I need to get them rolled up a bit. So I'm going to go see my mates. You know how perfect this is, Duck. I got a call yesterday. I won't say who, we can talk about it off air. Okay. She wanted to know your viability as a judge for a fashion event. And I went, mate, the dude, okay, he doesn't make his whole life fashion, but the guy can talk fashion and he cares.

Yeah, he cares. He cares. He's just got a good eye. And you have just proven, without even knowing, my summation of you yesterday, my review. Yeah, it just worked. I think you've just earned the position. Thank you so much. So, stand by for a phone call. I have passed on your email.

Oh, jeez. Stand by. Usually, I MC those events. Yes, that was the question. Should he MC or judge? And I went, I reckon he could judge. Like, he has things. Anyway, maybe I should have asked you if you wanted to.

The real answer is where's the higher dollar value? Well, that's me. That's where I wanted to. Well, we opened the door and now we have a conversation. I've opened anything, but if you have a higher dollar, I'm in. Well, absolutely. For your time, your valuable time. But you've just proven that I was correct in my review of you yesterday.

Look at that. I cannot believe we got, that's amazing. Excellent stuff. And how are you going today? Feeling very good. Feeling good? Feeling great. You look rested.

Thank you. I had a good, yes, no whack ambassador dreams. You're trying to solve world conflicts. Right, okay. Don't put that in the run sheet. I went out to the whole office yesterday. So I slept through the whole night. Yeah, great.

Good. It's all good. The dog didn't wake up needing to pee at 2 a.m. The baby didn't wake up with a fever at 3 a.m. We're sweet. Well, I'm concerned because there's one member of the team who's not flying today, and that's Sweet Babs. That's right.

She's tired, man. She's tired. And I think, you know me, founded Chicken Club because I'm a chicken. You've got the cojones on this team. You're going to need to put in a phone call to Babs' soccer coach because the coach is keeping it too late. What's their name? Ethan.

Ethan. You're going to have to put in a call to Ethan because he's keeping Babs too late on school nights. You'll keep my sweet Babs up, okay? She's coming to work and she's useless. She's got a fire for 30 hours. You heard me, Babs. Hang on. Do you want to get let out early or not? We've a fire for 30 hours. You heard me, Babs. Hang on.

Do you want to get let out early or not? We've got to have it up. What do you want me to do? Not be mean. Okay. Oh, see, she's sensitive. Oh, she is sensitive. Okay.

Are you feeling okay? Yeah, I feel good. I'm just a bit dying. You literally said if you sit in a seat, you'll fall asleep. As you stood blocking the board while we were trying to run through today's proceedings. She's standing right in the middle. I was like, ah. I was just trying to go around her.

You gave her as much as you could. I tried. Anyway, Barb's not good to have you here. I'm glad the team is. But don't worry. We'll give Ethan a call. I'll give Ethan a call. Big show.

We've got Alpha Box, obviously. Your chance at $10,000. My gift, baby registry, $1,000 at Baby Bunting today. Baby Bunnings is colloquially what it's known as. But yes, Baby Bunting, $1,000. That would go so very far. You get a whole pram for $1,000, let alone all the bits and pieces you would need.

You are listening out for a crying baby. Anytime. It could happen anytime. And it sounds like... Wow. Oh, the commitment. I am so glad you took a minute, composed yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you delivered. Fair. Yeah. Fair. Hey, how are you feeling today? Oh, I wasn't opening up. I feel fine. No, I feel good.

You good? No, no, no. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Hey, the team's here. We're firing. We're firing, baby. For a Wednesday.

For a Wednesday. Up next, I need to tell you how athletes perform better. The one thing athletes have sat down and tested, and they said, what do you do the night before to help you perform? All right, maybe we can all take this forward for our Wednesday. Well, I think you already do it. I do perform well. Jess and Ducko.

Jess and Ducko. Wow, this might be a first for the JD show. Yeah. Hello. Yeah, why are we in Taiwan? This is fantastic. Why are we in Taiwan? You tell me.

Sorry, I'm taking this in. So I was just looking at, should I go dress up in traditional Taiwanese? In traditional dress, yeah. Good on you, mate. Oh, it's careful, careful cultural appropriation, darling. I think you're just pulling it off. Yeah. Between that and the hoop earrings, I don't know.

The hoop earrings was a bit cool. I don't know. But you still look good. He's immersing himself. Thanks. We're here because we're studying athletes. A study published in Sports Medicine and Health Science has revealed certain things, two main things, that help athletes perform the best.

Sorry to drill down. Just on Taiwanese athletes, why was this study coming out of Taiwan? It was at the University of Taipei. Sure. We studied 13 triathletes who were tracked using the Stroop test, which is a demanding cognitive test that measures brain flexibility in response time.

Well, when you think about the most gruelling of the sports, triathlons gotta be up there. Totally. You need a big engine. I like the pool. They are genuine athletes. in the truest form. You could do one of those things and I consider you an athlete. You're doing all three. Yeah. Unbelievable.

Remember, we met an Ironman recently. We did meet a champion Ironman. It's one thing to just compete it and complete it. It's another to win it. Tough times. So each of the 13 triathletes did this study that had to participate in three-shoot testing. Apparently, it's quite rigorous on the mind and the body. They answer a bunch of questions as well.

They found participants performed significantly better on the test when all participants consumed magnesium oxide for the first thing. That's what you just recommended to Babs Offair for her soccer career. You should get it from this study. Well, this is biochemist Chen Chi-Wei said that that was the most striking find. Very good. Magnesium oxide. So Babs, listen to Chen Chi-Wei. You could use that.

But here's the second one I want to drill down on. The other part of the study found that defecating may be the biggest help in conserving your body's resource so it can better direct blood and oxygen to your brain and muscles. At what point are we defecating? During an Ironman? Because those things go for hours. It must be in the lead-up. In the lead-up.

It must be right before you've got to... Expel that from the body. Let the mud button release. Yes. And get it all out. It makes sense, right? Because your body genuinely going through the digestive process and then holding it in your bowels,

that's got to be taking up energy away from you being able to perform. Absolutely. Yes. So get it out, release, and then your body can focus. I read a study on crocodiles and they only poo. Is that what you do in your spare time? Wait, crocodiles are fascinating creatures. No, I was at a zoo.

Actually, I was at Hamilton Island. Okay, you stopped. I was at Hamilton Island. I was at a zoo. Actually, I was at Hamilton Island. Okay, you stole it. I was at Hamilton Island. Okay. I was at Hamilton Island and they had one crocodile in their, like, zoo. Sure.

And it looked so depressed and it looked so cruel. Oh, it must be so lonely. And this crocodile was so old and so big. But I love your croc fact that you've retained. It's about its pooing habits.

Try to get this on the Google. I'm pretty sure crocs, because they're such a weapon, like their body is a weapon, they can put their food down to make their poos like tiny pellets. So it's almost like they're compressing it like a car compactor. Exactly. Compress it down.

And they only need to poo very rarely, but they compress it down so much so it doesn't take up any extra resources within their body. Energy, yes. Yeah. Can you confirm or deny, Mr Guy? I just Googled how big is a crocodile's poo. It says, not the worst thing I've Googled.

It says, can ranging in length from a few inches to over a foot. Oh, so maybe they don't need to? Google how often do crocs poo, because there was something with the croc and the poo. Anyway, speaking of the side post, there's a new psychologist here, Chi-Hu Kuo, who said the University of Taipei... You're nailing me. Thank you so much. Chi said, our findings suggest that erectal region plays an unexpected role in rapid brain

decision making. What have we always said? The gut is the real brain. It is. You know what I mean? So as long as the gut be happy, you'll be able to perform at a higher level. So rectal, the rectal region, is that what you said? Yes.

I didn't say that. Chi-Hu Kuo said that. You're right. We've got to be respecting the rectal region. And Chen-Chi? Yes, yes. I didn't say that. Chi-Q-Q said that. You're right. We've got to be respecting the rectal region. And Chen-Chi Wei said magnesium oxide. Oh, I love this. Yeah. So next time.

Yeah, they have two chambers in their stomach. Crocodiles do. What does that mean? One makes the person. That's good, doesn't it? You remember that fact. We've got two producers here Googling. Are we getting any answers?

No. Not really. Well, she's getting search results of the Crocs, the shoes, for a while. The frequency can vary greatly depending on the diet, size, and environmental factors. There's no time, like humans, that they... I was drunk at the zoo. I'm sorry. I was on holidays in Hamilton.

You know what? I'm going to read the Taipei Journal over Ducco's facts about the brawl. Jess and Ducco. There has been, and it seems like it's diminished a little bit from your camp, the concern about the skin baby that is imminently joining your family, meeting your fur baby, who is queen of the castle. She rules the roost. Yeah.

And I think the only examples I've been able to give you from my perspective have been positive. Gianni, my, I was about to say 58 kilo. He lost weight. 46 kilo. Don't you put that out there if you haven't weighed him. Well, I haven't weighed him since he did that massive weight loss for the new food. He does look leaner, for sure. He does look leaner.

There's a period that he was touching 80. You should see him move. He's fast.er, for sure. He does look leaner. There's a period that he was touching 80. You should see him move. He's fast. He's getting around. He's felt. Anyway, it's been mostly positive. For 17 months, as soon as we brought Lucia home, he was nervous around her, which I preferred.

Stay away from her if you're nervous. And now it's almost like nonchalance, which I love. It's actually getting a bit closer to being friendly now. She went over to him yesterday and patted him. It was very sweet. But prior to that loveliness last night, I wanted to just warn you, you just can't take your eye off the ball, all right, because you just don't know.

They're beasts at the end of the day. They're just animals. And I think Gianni is getting pissed off with her. I'm not sure why. His tolerance is getting pinned. I think maybe. I don't know what's happened. Because when we were at your house the other day picking up the moa.

Yes. I noticed that Gianni didn't come near Lucia when she was dropping food because you guys got angry at him one time doing that. That's right. He doesn't eat food off her. When she started solids, he was like, hello, best friend. Yeah, yeah. But she handed him a potato or something and he nibbled her finger. Yeah, yeah.

We erupted because we thought, all right, we have to make this the biggest deal ever. And now he is cautious. He doesn't do it. Yeah. Similar, I told you the other day, with the stuffed toys. We told him off once for going for one of her stuffed toys. And now he can't ascertain, well, which are mine or which are hers. I don't touch stuffed toys at all.

Yeah, right. So he's a fast learner. Yeah. That's good. I don't know what happened the other day. Angus came home. I was desperate to vacuum and mop. This is where my life has gotten too dark.

But you know, the baby hates the sounds. Yes. And I said, you've got to get these kids out of here. I need half an hour. Right. I need to clean this house. It's disgusting. It's dirt inside.

It's not hygienic and it's just awful. He was like, all right, all right, I'll take them to the park. So he's taken the baby and the dog so I could just vacuum. Came back looking a little bit, oh no, what's going on? He goes, something's off. He's not happy. He's never done this before. He did a massive number two at the park as a dog is allowed to do.

Looked you in the eyes. Looked Angus in the eye. Gave you a gift. Pick this up, daddy. Yeah, yeah. As Angus is picking it up, he's turned around. Lucia's in the pram at this point. I think they were packing up, ready to come home, walk home.

Gianni, who doesn't usually cock a leg, he pees like a lady. For some reason, he decided, cock a leg. A little bit Alfrey. Piss all over the pram. Whilst Lucia was sitting in it. He's marking his territory. What's that about? Now, I am no dog psychologist.

That, to me, felt aggressive. Whilst Lucia was in it, sorry. She's sitting in the pram. Because as I said, I think I guess it was like, we've had a nice run around. It's been half an hour. Mummy should have finished the vacuuming. Yeah, yeah.

We'll come back. So he's put her in the pram, but then Gianni did his business. Turned around to watch our dog. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? It's got to be because they do it for territory, right? I thought it was marking territory. It's either marking territory in a nice way,

protecting her from the other kids and demons that are out there. Or it's alpha move, right? Like, I am the superior, and this is the way I'm going to mark my scent. So now what the pram belongs to me, you belong to me. I don't know, but he's never done it before. And like prams are not cheap and they come inside. Like the levels that this annoyed me are tenfold. They're expensive.

It also says dogs may also not just mark their territory, communicate anxiety or frustration. Triggers can include major changes in their household routine or environment. He is a slow dog, so maybe it's taken him 17 months to realise. He's just woken up. She's, she's. I'm thin and there's a baby. Up until, up until she came around.

He had his own Instagram page. He was treated like a king. You know what I went and looked at the other day? The last time I posted on Gianni.party. Feb 2024. Didn't last long. She was around for less than three months and I completely abandoned this page. And I think he's finally caught on.

He's not getting his dog influencer stuff anymore. No. No more treats. No more bad daddies. It's either labeling territory or anxiety. Yeah. Just letting you know, hey guys, I'm still here. He's not happy about the situation.

And I bet you just got angry at him for winning on Lucia in the pram. Totally. And so you're going to be annoyed. Then he's going to come back and feel even, oh, poor thing. Poor thing. So, you know, you just can't take your eye off the ball. You just can't relax with these children running around. Yeah.

Because anything could happen. Anxieties can rise and fall. And if your dog, who is slow and placid, does this, I am so scared to see what mine does. I was nervous to tell you this story because, yeah, they do operate on different levels mentally. Pam is plotting her demise already. She's got a plan. Because I've noticed how sweet she's been looking on your Instagram stories.

Oh, she's so sookie. I'm just, don't. Don't take your eye off the ball, brother. She'll just take a dump on the baby's chest. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabugs on here. 10K Alphabugs. Yeah. You have 30 seconds to answer 10 questions.

We'll start with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice. And if you're untrue to the question, just say pass. We'll come back to you if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. And our player today is Peter. Hello, Peter.

Hi, how are you going? Oh, we couldn't be better, Peter. We have the chance to change your Wednesday with $10,000. Cool. Cool. Cool, yeah. What do you want to spend the money on? I want to go on a Longhorn Cow Muster.

A Cow Muster? Fantastic. Yes, where you go on horseback. Yeah. Nice. How long will that go for? Three days, three nights. That's a couple of grand. Couple of grand? What are we talking, Peter? Is that like camping along the way or is it sort of you're trying

to make it to stations with accommodation? Yeah, you get a choice of if you want to go swagging or camping or you know. If I know you, Peter, you'll be swagging up. Amen. Yeah, definitely. This is a bucket list item for sure, Peter.

Yeah, I've been wanting to do it for ages. Pack your Cougar, pack your RMs, get out there, get on your horse. How big a horse are we riding, do you know? I'm not too sure. I'm not allowed to take mine, so, yeah, I'm the one I'm going to. Okay. Yeah. You have to be given a horse. You'm not allowed to take mine. So, yeah, I'm the one I'm going to. Okay. Yeah. You have to be given a horse.

No, you can't take your own. Yeah, I mean, you would have great camaraderie and relationship with your own horse. And then you get a stranger's horse for... Your horse would get jealous. A hundred percent. Oh, yeah. You'd come home and your horse would be sniffing your leg going, you've been giving molasses to another horse?

Yeah. Salt lick. Peter, this is fantastic. We'd love to help you on this journey. And we've got a great letter for you, babe. It's S. S for swag. S, okay.

No worries. You feel good? Yes. Come on, Peter. Shock. All right. Your time will start after the first question, Peter. Let's do it.

Starting with the letter S. We need you to name a movie. Stargate. An ocean animal. Seahorse. A condiment. Sauce. A country.

Saudi Arabia. A breakfast cereal. Strawberries on cornflakes. A five-letter word. Start. A five-letter word. Start. A fashion brand. Sun soup. A vegetable.

Sweet potato. Mate, she was shooting from the hip and I loved it. Sweet potato, I'll give it to you as well after the buzzer. You like you, Peter? You can have it. For six. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure we were, Peter. You can have it. For six. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure we were out of the gate with a no. So the wrong answer with Stargate.

Stargate's a TV show. I think so. I think Stargate's a film, unless it's been turned into a film. I thought Stargate was just the thing they jumped through on Star Trek. No, Stargate was like a poor man's Star Trek. I believe it was a show. Oh, there you go. Can you look back, Shaga?

Oh, well. Yeah, there's both a movie and a television series. The movie was in 1994. So it does count. Stargate is a movie. It does count. Okay, so my apologies, Peter. Rock on.

Yeah. You got seven. Seven. Oh. So the only thing you got wrong was fashion brand then. I think you said... I said Sunsilk. Sunsilk.

Sunsilk. Hair. Hair. Yes, yes. That's right. Apart from that, everything else you answered, you got it correct. It was a wild ride, but we did well. $100 to spend at Skin Control, though, coming your way.

Yeah, okay, thank you. Thank you, Peter. Good luck on the cow muster. I'll be still going anyway. Yeah, stop it. After pay, baby. Yeah. Yeah, after pay.

Payment plan all the way. Righty-o. Enjoy. Okay, thank you. Bye. Jessy-o. Enjoy. Thank you. Bye. Jess and Ducko. Hey, it's Babs. And this is my book.

Men's Operation Superstar Bratslay. Let's find out how hard we're going to slay today, Ducko, because Sweet Babs has had a late night running drills, playing games. Yep, hacking the boom. Did you score any goals? No. She's joined a soccer club. She's a defender. You're a defender, aren't you? Oh, you're a defender. I am a defender. Did you score any goals? No. She's joined a soccer club. You're a defender, aren't you?

Oh, you're a defender. I am a defender. Did you defend any goals? Sure, yeah. I tried my best. You're telling the story, babe. You can make yourself out to be the superstar. I did a lot of running last night.

A lot of running, yeah. You do look more tired than a Tuesday, because normally you and me hate Tuesdays. Let's turn the lights off. Hold on. Okay. Oh, that's fine. Hold on.

That is actually nice. You better hope that a video doesn't come out. I still need to see my sheet. Now I can't see at all. Turn all the lights off, Babs. Okay, you go for it. Careful, she's going to fall asleep. It's kind of nice.

We've never done it in the dark, Chuck. It would be even cooler on your end. Put your pants on. Oh, I'm glowing, am I? You are glowing. I'm scared of the dark. All right, Babs. Okay.

Take it away. Bear with me. This one's a bit of a weird one. Okay. I'm scared of the dark. All right, babs. Okay. Take it away. Bear with me. This one's a bit of a weird one. Okay. I'm not a freak. But do you... We'll be the judge of that. Do you ever think about what certain celebrities would smell like?

You know we do no dumb thought on a Friday morning, right? No, that's not a dumb thought. Like, genuinely. No, I don't think about that. Because I've been watching the F1, and all I can think is that Lewis Hamilton would smell really nice. He would smell good. Why? Because he looks really put together,

and I feel like he would smell expensive. I think he has an ambassadorship to one of the good colognes. Yes. I was about to say, so not his natural mask. You're saying he would have a good taste in cologne. Yes. Like, have you ever wondered, oh, did the celebrities just go down to Priceline

and be like, I want one million today, please? I'm sure Lewis Hamilton doesn't pop down to Priceline. No. This is really becoming a dumb thought. Do you think David Beckham wears his own cologne? Like, does Britney Spears puff and curious out on her own body? I reckon Oscar Piastri's using Africa links. Yeah, exactly.

Surely he doesn't smell like grass. Did you say they're cancelling the Africa? No, that's April Fool's. Was it? That's bad for me, reading the headline. I don't click on... Hang on, I emailed that to you and I said in the next line, it's an April Fool's prank.

Oh, I only... I only blocked the first couple of words. Wait till you see the one about the Audi Special Buyers aisle being removed. I'm so gullible. Continue, Vabs. Piastri could smell like Africa. I do like smells of people. I'm very big on that. People have their own scent. I know what you mean. I do like smells of people. I'm very big on that.

People have their own scent. I know what you mean. I get where you're going. Well, then I Googled it to see if I was being weird. And it's a common search. People are like, what do celebrities smell like? So someone has compiled a list of celebrities that they've smelled. Also, this isn't just an assumption.

No, they've actually smelled them. And it's really interesting because it kind of is like, okay, yeah, I'd imagine that. That checks out. Okay. So, some of the celebrities. Creepy from that person to go and sniff all the celebs. George Clooney. Yes.

Apparently smells like liquor and gum. He's an alcoholic. Smells like liquor. Okay. So, George is an alcoholic trying to mask it with bubble gum? I also need more information on how this person interacted so closely with George. They all waiters at some fancy restaurant. They're all up-and-coming actors waiting at restaurants.

Yes, yes. Okay. Jennifer Eniston apparently smells like sandalwood. Oh, what's sandalwood? Sandalwood is a key ingredient in a lot of fragrances. It's quite earthy. Yeah, that could smell nice. Sandalwood. Sandalwood is a key ingredient in a lot of fragrances. It's quite earthy. Yeah. That could smell nice.

Yeah. Apparently Harry Styles smells like the best musky cologne ever. See, I'm feeling like this person's making these up. Yeah, same. It's starting to get a little bit like they're just making up what they want to make up. Because I reckon Harry Styles would smell like fruit tingles. Do you reckon? Yeah, do you get that fruit tingly vibe? Yeah, don't you reckon?

Yeah. Seems like a sweet tooth. He'd always have sort of lollies on him. Yeah. Apparently Ed Sheeran smells like fresh laundry, which I think checks out. Oh, yeah. I like a good smell of Omo, though. If someone has a fabric softener and you have a good fabric softener,

they smell delicious. Who else do I have here? Zac Efron. Apparently he smells clean and like Dior. Not like high school musical star Zac Efron. Yeah. Smells like Dior. Yeah, that school musical stars like everyone. Smells like Dior. Yeah, that would check

out. He probably uses it. Taylor Swift. Yes, what's Swiftie smell like? Signature scent of santal blush. Apparently she smells spicy and floral. Spicy and floral. That's a hell of a combination. How is this person going to have enough time to smell their neck and go, spice and floral.

Anyway, this is just me trying to make myself feel better about thinking about what car I really smell like. So really what I'm saying is you thinking about what race car drivers smell like. I just think, yeah, Lewis Hamilton would smell nice. And I just wondered if anyone else looks at a person and goes, you know, you look put together, you would smell like a certain fragrance. Yeah. That's interesting.

That's where your first thought goes to them. It's hard. I want her to judge us, but she knows us too well. She knows our smells. So from a distance, on first glance, do you think we would smell good? I think you would smell florally if I saw you from a distance. Yes. Because of all my bright colours.

But then you get up close and wouldn't you be disappointed? And I'm just Lynx. I'm just Lynx chocolate. Yeah, I think so. I always think, yeah, Shaga would just be like minimal cologne, like laundry. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

You have Ed Sheeran's about you. Yeah. I'm okay with that. You're giving Ed Sheeran. Yeah. Yeah. And sorry, I'm Lynx. Yeah, you're Lynx Africa.

Okay. Which has not been discontinued. Still available. Still going. Still going. Jess and Ducko. Shy Guy. Mm-hmm.

I think I've found what you would be perfect at in life. I already showed you theatre. Apart from theatre and apart from producing Breakfast Radio. You don't make money at theatre. Everyone knows that. Well, it depends if you're at the top of the top. Unless you're in Wicked. The movie.

I can't see you being in theatre plays. I was watching a sport that I'm watching more of this year. I'm making an effort to watch more of this specific sport this year and to follow my team in it this year. And I saw one of the people that are involved in this sport and I thought, my God, that is Shy Guy. As in the person playing the sport? The type of person it would require to do this role.

Was it an athlete or was it a support person? We're talking in the umpire realm, Jess. Oh, okay. What sport? I was watching a bit of AFL. AFL. So my goal this year, because I'm big in NRL, I love sport, but my goal this year is to watch every Brisbane Lions game

because I support Brisbane Lions and watch more AFL. Just because I think it's a cool game, I want to watch both. Sure. I mean, where do you find the time? Between NRL, NFL, golf, now you want to start watching AFL. Well, NFL season's over. And you're about. Golf's sporadic game. I want to watch both. Sure. I mean, where do you find the time? Between NRL, NFL, golf. Now you want to start watching AFL. Well, NFL season's over. And you're about.

Golf's sporadic. The Masters haven't started yet. And you're about to have a kid. I'm glad you added another sport to your agenda. Well, at least just watch the Lions games. Whatever. Anyway. Sure.

And I was looking at it. And they have maybe the lamest umpires going around when they get a goal. I'm not talking the general umpires. Not the boundary umpires. Not the boundary umpires. You have to toss it back in. I'm talking the goal point score umpires. They wear a Clark rubber shoe, a long trouser, a high-vis shirt,

and when someone gets a goal, they literally give you the two fingers for the six or the one finger. But the other thing, which I thought you'd be great at, because they're long and thin, right? Sure. And they also look like they hate their lives. They are all long and thin. Yeah, they are.

Yeah. And pasty. Like, this guy was translucent. What they do is, when they score, they have to look under the goalpost to make sure that the ball didn't touch the goalpost if it's close. Yes. And so they get really close and look under it, and then they touch it and do it. And I was like, this is shy guy. Yes. Stickler for the rules. Yes. And so they get really close and look under it and then they touch it and do it. And I was like, this is shy guy.

Yes. Stickler for the rules. Exactly. You know, very precise. What does one finger mean? One finger is, so it's a behind. So it's one point. And the two is when you get the goal for six points.

So it goes to the middle. The double thing. It's very vicious. See, that's the whole, that's the two things you need to know. And now you know them. You can apply. But also like sometimes if a player touches the hand before it goes in, they've got to go to the video. I'm Pirate's your call. And it always zooms in on them. You can apply. I don't know the right moment, though. Sometimes if a player touches their hand before it goes in, they've got to go to the video.

Umpire, it's your call. And it always zooms in on them. And, God, they look like they're just – it's like, where did they find these people? And I was like, shy guy. I think there's a school. Like, there's an academy for umpires. But I wonder if the goal umpire, did they want to be the on-field umpire?

Were they working their way up? Are they the poor man's boundary umpire? 100%. You couldn't toss, because the boundary umpires, I think they're the most impressive. They're going to toss the balls. Piff it into the game. And also, AFL umpires need to be very fit, but the goal umpires, they aren't moving. They are standing.

They stay still. They're basically goalposts. Exactly. And you get a good view. And you need to look like a goalpost, very thin and long. Yeah. You need to blend in with the post. It can be a dangerous position because like a grand final, when the fans rush the field because they're so excited,

who's the first line of defence? Oh, jeez. The goal one player. Oh, no. He's Clark's rubbish. Now, can you stand up for us and pretend we've just kicked a goal and you give us your best two-finger salute? I'm Jonathan Brown.

Okay, here we go. In the 2003 Premiership. Brownie. My favourite player. Okay. He kicked Jonathan Brown. Okay, here we go. In the 2003 Premiership. Brownie. My favourite player. Okay. He kicked a goal. No, you're not the Wiggles. What was that?

Is that one finger or two fingers? You had the hands very erect. You know what? But no thumbs up. No, no thumbs. I think the one or two finger is your call. The issue is there's a lot more arm involvement. Arm involvement.

It starts from the shoulder. It does. And they pin the elbows to the body. Yeah, like they're doing a tricep pull there. Yeah, exactly. Look at you go. Thank you. All right.

Jonathan Brown's just scored. No, no. Actually, no. Maybe it is a bit wiggly. That's okay. It doesn't have to be an innate skill. It's also my first day. It's his first day.

He needs to go to the academy. Let's go to the news. Yeah, we'll come back with it. We'll come back. I don't think we need to be an innate skill. It's also my first day. It's his first day. He needs to go to the academy. Let's go to the news. Yeah, we'll come back with it. We'll come back. I don't think we need to come back with it. We've got a Shy Guy gif. On socials. On socials.

We'll come back. Jess and Ducko on Instagram. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk. Shy Guy gif. I'm so excited.

I want Shy Guy's fuck. Yeah, you should be. It is that time of the week again. We put some pep in your set. We get you going for a Wednesday. It is Shy Guy Dips. It is Australia's only and favourite cereal game. Where the stakes couldn't be higher, you can walk away with a box of cereal,

a bespoke Jess and Ducko fridge magnet, a bespoke Jess and Ducko jizz bit. Oh, my God. And end up in an elite pool of people who can say, I want Shy Guy's box. Big morning for you today, Shy Guy. We just, if you missed it, we're going to post it on Jess and Ducko Instagram, Shy Guy being an AFL goal umpire. And geez, I thought he'd be better at it.

He's very rigid. He looks the part, but that's okay. We've realised there is skill to the flourish of saying that's six points or even just a behind. That's okay. or even just a behind. That's okay. We'll work on him. We'll loosen him up. It's a funny video, though.

I can't wait to post it up. But today, Shy Guy, guessing things, I mean, giving clues to things is not your strong point. No. We must accentuate. What have you got for us? I've got a cereal that is two words. That's your first clue is two words. That's your first clue. Two words.

Did you just forget what you were doing? No, I just didn't know what I wanted to do the first clue as because I think this is too easy. Show me.

Show me what you got. You think the actual cereal itself is easy? Because I think everyone knows it. Really? But you don't eat Bix and I feel like

everyone knows those. Isn't it funny? I've never heard of this one. I think this is pretty good. Really? Yeah. Oh, Weet-Bix, and I feel like everyone knows those. Isn't it funny? I've never heard of this one. Yeah, I think this is pretty good. Really? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Oh, it must be.

Well, there's a secret sort of supplementary clue. It's obviously popular in Shy Guys repertoire. Two words is your first clue. Two words. The first caller, of course, gets a second clue. That's it. Give us a score right now. 13, 10, 60.

Need a first cab off the rank. Another clue coming your way. Two words. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. I reckon producer Shy Guy's having a glass of milk. Glass of milk and a little biscuit, aren't you? My milk, my milk, my milk.

Shy Guy Dips. I'm so excited. I want Shy Guy's box. It's a beautiful Wednesday in March. You could walk away with a box of cereal. Oh, goodness me. A magnet, a jizz bit and glory just for deciphering Shy Guy's clues, what box of cereal. Oh, goodness me. A magnet, a jizz bit, and glory just for deciphering shy guy's clues. What box of cereal he has in his hand, he's told us.

Two words. He also told us he thinks this one's really easy, but I've never even seen these on the shelf. Did you eat this a lot as a kid? Yeah, I did. Interesting. And so did Babs. Hang on, these have been around for that long? Well, I guess so.

Wow. Yeah, I guess so. I was like, these must be new to the family, to the cereal aisle. But Matthew, very quick on the phone. Good morning, Matty. Good morning.

As first caller, you get a supplementary clue. What do you have for Matthew? Matty, your next clue is there is a blueberry, a strawberry, a raspberry, and I think a piece of apple

on the box. On the box? Yeah. Like photos of. That's a big clue. Okay. Big clue. Matty, what do you reckon?

Fruit Loops. Ooh. Now, we have done Fruit Loops already. Babs did it when Shy Guy was away sick that week. I see what Matthew's done there. Shy Guy rattled off fruit. I was very confused. I'm like, oh, there's always a picture on a box,

but I see what Matt's done there, tried to connect it with the name, and that was two words. 131060. Let's go to good friend of the show. MacGyver. Our favourite, Gabbo. Macaya, good morning. Good morning, guys.

How are you doing? Good, Macaya. We have heard. It's two words. We've heard that there is some berries on the box. Fruits. Fruits. What else do you have for Micaiah? It's a four-star health rating, this one.

It's a what, sorry? Four-star health rating, which is one of the highest we've had. I don't understand the health ratings on cereals, because they're all a bit whack. 100%. Yeah. Oh, man. I had an answer, but it wasn't it. I'm almost kind of stuck.

Two words. I want to think of it. It's not a... Makaya's like he's on a millionaire hot seat. He's talking through his answer with Eddie Maguire. It's also kind of an average phone line, Makaya. Oh, no, you're dropping out. Do you want to throw out a guess, babe?

Man, no, I'm stuck. Sorry, guys. Oh, no. Jeez, that's a rare from Micaiah. He's usually a good pivoter. He is, yeah. He moves forward and call back if he thinks the one. He can try again.

Should we go to Ethan? Hi, Ethan. Hey, how's it going? We're so good. Two words, some fruits on the box, four-star health rating. But Ethan gets another clue. Ethan, these are like little pillows. Ooh, that's a big one.

All right. My guess was special K. Would you call them little pillows, though, Ethan? I guess you're going to have to pivot. This is where the game gets exciting. Exactly, because will Ethan just stay on his tracks and potentially capitulate, or will he call an audible and take it away?

Ethan, what do you want to lock in as your guess? That one's rattled me a bit. I just have to stay with the special K. Okay, it's a not. You could not pull it. Thank you, Ethan, though. Thanks for playing. Do you know what is fun, though?

Shy Guy does love special K. He's a pull it. Thank you, Ethan, though. Thanks for playing. Do you know what is fun, though? Shy Guy loves Special K. He's a huge Special K guy. Huge Special K guy. So good try, Ethan. Let's go to Jack. Trying to build the tension here. Oh, I love it. Morning, guys.

How are we going? Good, Jack. What energy you've got today. I know everyone's been kind of flat about this version of Dips, but Jack, here he comes in at 100%. Let's put this together, Jack. Let's go through the clues again, Shaga. Two words. Pillows. Lots of fruits on the cover.

That's right. And a four-star health rating. But Jack walks away with another clue. What have you got for Jack? 50% whole grain. Wow. 50%. Just give it to him. What is it, Jack? Is it the fruity bites? Yeah! Yeah! Fruity Bites. Yes!

Jack! Yes, Jack! Are you a fan of the Fruity Bites? Oh, they're like probably my top five. Top five. They actually are nice. Have you not ever had one? I honestly have never even seen.

It looks like, no offence, Uncle Toby's. That's real fruit. Gosh, Babs are like these. It looks like. Oh, they're not fruity. They look like miniature. Uncle Toby's. That's real fruit. Gosh, Babs is like these. They are fragrant. Yeah, yeah. They have a strong smell. Hey, Jack, mate, congratulations. You've just won a box of fruity bites, a Jess and Ducker.

And unopened, can we just say. You don't get this one. Unless you want it open. Up to you. Jess and Ducker fridge magnet and a Jess and Ducker jizz bit. Oh, awesome. I wouldn't be really up for the fridge magnet, but I'll take the other two. Oh, very good. Good man. Mate. Jack, what. I wouldn't be really up for the fridge maggot, but I'll take the other two. Good man.

Mate. Jack, what we need from you before we leave? I've yet to put the fruity bite in my mouth so I can say this nice and clearly. No, I smelt it again. Jack, we want a nice, crisp, clear Hi, my name's Jack and I'm so excited. Can you start rattling the bag as I explain to you?

I want to have a bite to taste. I want to be in with the team. Jack, hi. My name's Jack and I'm so excited. I won Shy Guy's box. Go. My name's Jack and I'm so excited. I'm going to stop you there. Sorry, we just need a... I need a crisp and clear hi.

A nice, passionate hi. My name's Jack. They taste horrible. Just a side note. Sorry, go for it, Jack. Hi, my name's Jack and I'm so excited. I won Shy Guy's box. Yeah!

Jess and Ducco. My homies, my team, my people. Yo. I need to chat to you about something happening on my face. Oh, God. Yes, the mo that persists. Thought it would be a flash in the pan, Ducco. Yeah, but it stayed and you've accepted it.

Babs has always liked it and she said it kind of suits me. Babs reckons she can't remember me without it. Shy Guy in the pan, Ducko. Yeah, but it stayed. And you've accepted it. Babs has always liked it. Have I accepted it? And she said it kind of suits me. Babs reckons she can't remember me without it. Shaga, I think, vibes it. Nah, there was a photo of us. It's okay. I'm on board now. Why I say, have I accepted it? I know I've bought you accessories.

I saw a comb off of the duck man. You got me a mojo. That does not mean I am an enabler. It was a photo of, where were we? My wife was angry at you for giving me the mojo, because she was like, damn it, Jess, don't enable this. Hey, man, I'm trying to help it. No, it did help.

And then we did, because it was so out of control that I combed and I cut and Morgan was unhappy. See, I was just trying to help with the situation at hand. There was a photo of us at an event the other day and it popped up on my feed. I went, God damn, like it still surprised me. Yeah, yeah. The caterpillar handle, but it is aggressive. And because I've got the mo where it's growing downwards, I'm getting a few comments from people. Hulk Hogan.

Well, last night I got a couple of comments. Oh, it's always guys. It's always guys. And you know what? I now see other guys with moes. Like you saw on the weekend. We were at that event on Friday, Jess, and I went to a guy. I was like, nice moe, brother.

And he's like, thanks. I was like, how do you groom that bad boy? Because I'm trying to get grooming tips. Was that that young guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was kind of hipster vibe, wasn't he? Because I know you've connected with someone else who had the big kind of like bottle brush situation.

So you're not discriminating. You're not just finding other handlebar mows. It's like bodies. Mows come in different shapes and sizes. And they're all beautiful. And they're all beautiful in their own ways. It's like lady caves. That's right.

I was going to say that. I was like, nah, I'm glad you did. Yeah, yeah, I'll jump off the edge. There's a wall dedicated to it at Mona, the Tasmanian Museum. So I'm admiring different Moes. But a guy comes up to me last night and goes. Now, Moe or Moeless? This guy.

This guy had a Moe. He had a Moe. Little a Moe. And he comes up to me and goes, oh, hello, Mark Chopper Reed. It's pronounced Ducko. Now, Chopper, for those who don't know, is the Australian gang criminal, also played by Eric Banner in a film. It's bad because I only have the Mark Chopper, Eric Banner style,

and I'm like, he's a comedian, right? I'm like, no. No, he is a criminal. He had the handlebars all the way down. He did. He had the big handlebars. That's not someone you want to be equated to, surely. Well, you know, it's better than being called cute, I suppose.

And that's the other thing I get. So it's a different level. Oh, is this you rebelling against the cute? A little bit, I think. Oh, now that you're entering your dad era, no more cute. Yeah. Now we're madly. Yeah.

Thanks so much. As you comb your mo. The other issue I've got with it, right, because you guys know I have a licking problem with my mo. You do. That's why we have the spray bottle in the studio like you're a naughty puppy. What I'm doing now is I'm getting resting mo face where I look off into the distance. RMF. RMF.

I look off into the distance and I'm like, don't spray me because I'm doing this for the show. Okay, please stop. I'm wearing a nice shirt. It's not consensual. I'll look off into the distance like this and I want you all to tell me how I look. Because I go, this is what I'll do. I'll look off, and I'll lick my mo, and I'll go, Oh, God,

you look simple. I do! You do. And then it makes me look kind of angry. I had a guy last night thinking I was sort of staring at him, because I was just staring into the distance, and I was licking my mo. But he happened to be in your field of vision. And you could tell he was looking around. Are you okay, mate?

And I was like, oh, no. It's funny. On some of the videos we've shared of you licking your mo, people are like, oh, creepy, creepy. It's not creepy. It's simple. I don't look. I'm waiting for drool to come out.

Yeah, yeah. So I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed when I sit there and lick my mo, but I can't help it, okay? So now I'm pondering bringing it up. I'm pondering getting rid of the handlebars. So your danger is if you remove the handlebars, it's getting Frenchman. Yes. And it looks like you should be wearing a beret and smoking a thin cigarette.

This is what I want to ask the team. What are your thoughts? Because obviously you guys help me decide. You see me more than anyone every day. We do. Do you reckon I bring it up? Like, should I bring my mo up a little bit? That'd be without it. I think you should,

but the question is, if we don't like it, it's hair, it'll grow back, but how long is it taking you to get to this point? It'd take a while to get those back even. You know what? Everything, and I know you're thinking it too, but for me, everything is working up to you meeting your daughter. Yeah. And I'm just worried, your first impression

when this little girl comes out is... I look like Mark Chopper-Reeb. She'll go, Daddy. Or someone. Oh, yeah. Someone else. Yeah, yeah. That's so true. You can't RMF your own newborn kid, you know?

Like, there's just so many issues that can arise. There'll be a photo of me holding her. I'm licking my mo. Everyone's like, ugh. Drooling. Like, it's just, it's a whole thing. They'll take the baby off me. Yeah, right.

Oh, I don't, I'm just, I'm worried about giving you the wrong advice. Morgan refuses to kiss me now. She's so against it. Wow. She didn't kiss much anyway, so. Not that much of a loss, but she's still refusing. Look, it's not all. I think it's got to go.

What I'm saying is when you see someone with a mo, you respect it because it's not easy. You don't. Jess and Junko. 13, 10, 60. We're looking for long-running gags, not just one-off pranks you've played on a partner or a colleague or a sibling. I'm talking about repeated tenure in the gag world.

We met some siblings the other night. I don't think they'll mind me using their name, Danica and Jared. Legends. And now they happen to work together, which we thought was an interesting thing. But they were absolute legends. They came over and said hello. They wanted a photo. A couple of rice cookers, obviously happy to oblige. But Danica had a request. She went, can you not smile though? And obviously Shago, Daco and I, we're smiley people and you take a photo. That's the natural instinct. And we went, oh, why? Like, happy to oblige, but why? And she went, oh,

pardon me, we've got a long-running gag with our mum. Anytime Jared and I take a photo together, we deadpan. Like an old school-like photo with our own smile back in the day. Like a passport photo almost. She goes, we've been doing it for about six years because one Christmas or family holiday, mum was hassling us, as I think all mums like to do. The kids are together.

Let's take a picture. Let's take a family picture. Danny, Karen, Gerald are obviously not in the mood, so they thought let's ruin the picture and we'll deadpan. We won't smile. And for six years running, whenever they get together, they take a picture to send to their mum, completely deadpanning. So every family photo is now no smile.

That's right. It's actually a lot of fun because it's really easy to not smile in a photo. You've got to commit to it. Exactly. They've been on camping holidays together, obviously putting it in the family WhatsApp, and Danica sent us some pics, not smiling. Santa.

They went to do Santa photos, looks like, with some nieces and nephews. The nieces and nephews also not smiling. Santa's not smiling. Santa is not smiling. And now they can add the Jess and Ducko pic to their collection. Not smiling. And when I said, how long has this been running? She goes, oh, years.

It'd be six, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. It's their little thing. It's their little thing. It reminded me, again, maybe with siblings it works well because obviously Oh, years. It'd be six, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. It's their little thing. It's their little thing. It reminded me, again, maybe with siblings it works well because obviously you're living together. You can have running gags. My brother and I, when we were both living at home, he was convinced this ugly, ugly T-shirt that ended up in his wardrobe belonged to me.

It's clearly a boy's T-shirt. I think it was a rip curl or, you know, one of the surfy branches with the garish print and the big bold logo. So he threw it in my room. I threw it back in his room. He threw it in my room. I threw it in his room. A couple of months later, I think I was changing, I don't know, going under the bed to look for something. And I found it. What were you doing under the bed? Oh, don't ask. Hiding from monsters. And I found the t-shirt tucked in the slats of my mattress and I went, the bugger has hidden it now. I went, well, you've opened a can of worms here, Chris. So then I went into his room and stuffed it in the back of

his wardrobe, but he found it eventually. So for years, we were hiding this t-shirt back and forth to lay claim. It's yours, it's mine. I moved out at 25 years old, Ducko, and found it tucked away in like a handbag I hadn't used for ages. Good hiding spot. Very good hiding spot. So I hid it in his room. He moves out two years later, finds the T-shirt.

By that stage, I'm living bloody interstate. And I think he ends up with the t-shirt. I claim that I've won. I've won that running gag. Oh, it's still going. Well, technically, you know what? He's visited a couple of times. Has he hit it? He could be in your house somewhere. He's under your mattress at home. I almost want to be surprised. I just need

to go to the bathroom and he's hitting it now. Because you kind of want them to know that you've done it. Like you want to almost take a photo or give a clue and then disappear. Yes. Yeah. But this thing, there's months between drinks. So who actually knows? I thought he was the last one to have his hands on it claiming the win. He could have brought it up. Who knows? But yeah, I reckon that's going on about seven years or something like that. Long running family jokes or gags or it could be with a friend or whoever. Yes.

Sometimes you can't remember the inception of it, but it's just going so long now. That is now the thing you do. Like these siblings taking the deadpan photo. We are looking for the longest-running gags, whoever it may be with. We're trying to find the longest-running jokes you've got with people. That's right. Whether it's your partner, maybe a colleague, group of friends, or your sibling where you had the pleasure of meeting Danica

and Jared, brother and sister, who actually work together, asked us for a photo but said, can you not smile? Make it deadpan. We're like, what's that about? They said, we've got a long running gag, us two with our mum, we only ever deadpan, stone cold mugshot vibe. Family holidays, everything. When we sent them photos, Santa, they've even asked only ever deadpan stone-cold mugshot vibe. Family holidays, everything. When we send them photos, Santa, they've even asked Santa to deadpan, and he played along.

She sent us the pic. Bit of fun. So Jess and Duggo had to get in on the trend, and for about six years, they have been doing this after mum hassling them on one family holiday. Let's take a nice picture. Yeah. So now they've got a long-running gag, and they're not breaking it anytime soon. It is good.

And it was fun not smiling in the photo, too. It was, and it's, you know, you can rely a lot on your teeth but now you've got to do it all from your eyes. Convey that intensity just through your eyeballs. Let's go to Beck on 131060. Hi, Beck and Beck's dog. Hi. Do you have a long running gag with someone, Beck? Yes. Myself and my husband measure our love with glad wrap. How do you do that? Sorry!

I don't even know how it started but we buy big rolls of glad wrap like 300 metres and we've been together 14 years and then we measure how far we've gone with glad wrap so we're up to 12 kilometers and the glad wrap is box number 42 hang on beck do you have like a cupboard or a drawer that's just filled with unused rolls of glad wrap no no no we write it on the box and every time we have to find the glad wrap we write number 43 and then how many kilometres worth of glad wrap. Oh, that's cute.

If we have an argument, my husband checks the glad wrap because he's like, the glad wrap's running out, the love's running out. Oh, that's so good. I thought you were going to say like when you do the glad wrap thing, you glad wrap your mate's car and you prank him. I was like, you guys are just glad wrapping each other. Or the top of the toilet seat, but then you put the lid down so they don't realise. We everywhere.

Oh, that's funny, Bec. Oh, Bec, that's great. 14 years. That's a long-running gag. That's a good running joke. Let's go to Miranda. Hi, Miranda. Hello.

How are you going? Wonderful. Thanks, babe. Have you got a long-running gag with someone? Yeah, so it's my mum as well. My brother, my sister-in-law, my husband and I, we all catch her when she's on her phone at family events. So she's got this look about her and she's kind of can't see,

so she's got glasses on and everything like that, and she has this really focused look on her face. So we take selfies with her while she's completely unaware. So you could be breathing down her neck and you snap a photo and she doesn't even realise it's happening. Yeah, we've been with holidays, like every family event, Christmases, she just gets into the zone. I think she wants to show us something on her phone.

She can't find it. And we're just there. We've got her partner in on it. We've got other family members in on it. She has zero idea. That's so good. I'm picturing she's got the case, you know, all the mums have the case and she uses the index finger.

You should do, Miranda, is you should make a calendar now and put every photo on the calendar and then give her the calendar at Christmas. That's great. Yeah. My sister-in-law wants to do it for her seven years. She wants like a full photo album. That's great. Yeah, my sister-in-law wants to do it for her seven years. She wants like a full photo album. Yes. Alright, if anyone sees Miranda's mum out on her phone, snap a selfie.

Oh, brilliant. Love it. Hey, let's buy some Alphabucks. $13,000, $10,000 $10,000 up for grabs. It was tough yesterday. All the calendars you could buy. So many calendars. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko in the morning. Jess and Ducko's 10K Alphabucks on here. Yeah, 30 seconds, 10 questions.

All started with the same letter. Have to take your first answer. Cannot use the same answer twice if you're unsure of the question. Just say pass. We'll come back, of course, if there is time. We're playing for $10,000. Our player today is Gemma. Good morning, Gemma. Hello. Oh is Gemma. Good morning, Gemma.

Hello. Oh, Gemma. Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, how would $10,000 change your Wednesday? Oh, my gosh. My work friends and I have been trying to get through for so long. So we have to go out and celebrate. So would you share the money with them? This is where it gets awkward when groups of people try and do it.

Or would you just take it all for you? Do I have to be honest? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, well, maybe. Don't lie to your friends, Jessica. They're probably listening. No, of course I'd share. I'd share. Yeah, but see, is Gemma's version of share like everyone gets two grand each? Or is Gemma's sharing round

of cocktails on me? Yeah, that's good. That's a good share. Because that's still sharing. Yeah, I'll shout you a dinner. Yeah, there you go. That's still sharing. Let's share a lamb shoulder and then you go on your merry way and I'll... Yeah. You're the one who's going to do all the work, y'all. Yeah, you really are. We've had a couple of cheeky buggers in the past, Gemma. We can hear the friends or the partner in the

background feeding answers. So you're not with your girlfriends right now, are you? No, I gave him the boot. Okay. See you later. Let Gemma focus. Yeah, don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Get out of here. All right.

We just need 30 seconds of your time. You're going to work with the letter T. That's a great letter. T for see your door. It's a solid letter. Oh, T. Okay. We got this.

You do. Come on, you can do this. You do it every day. Think about that. Girls' dinner. Yeah. Your time is going to start after the first question. You ready?

Yep. I'm ready. Starting with the letter T. We need you to name an animal. An animal. A turtle. A director. Pass. An electronics brand. Pass. A rapper. Travis Scott. A clothing item. Tights. A condiment. Taco sauce. A girl's name. Tana.

A horror movie. Conjuring. A Mexican food. Taco. A board game. Taco. Until we started to warm the brain up as well from question four to nine. We were on a roll.

We got ourselves seven. I thought we lost Gemma when she stumbled on clothing item. I was like, T-shirt is in the title. We've got tights. We've got tights. A director, that's hard. Taika Waititi or Tim Burton. I had his face in my mind. I couldn't get a name.

Rita Ora's husband. And electronics brand Toshiba is what we're after there. And what else have we? Oh, board game. I think you were just out of time, but you probably would have got trouble or trivial pursuit or taboo. Oh, great. Oh, Gemma.

Look, seven's not bad. You did well. Hold your head up high. Also still something she can share with the girls. Yeah. The supplementary prize. Oh, yes. And we can all suspend it.

Skin control. That's right. You can all do facials or something. You can all get one little squirt of the thing. That's nice. A little pump of the, yeah. Thank you. Hold your hands out, girl.

Exactly. Hold out. Gemma gets it. They're always such little bottles, and they're so expensive. And I'm like, what do you get out of that, possibly? You get a month's worth of hydration. Whatever it says on the bottle. You're welcome.

You're welcome. Gemma, well done. You're a delight. Thanks for joining the show. Thanks, guys. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko, Budget Day. We've got a big budget wrap coming in ten minutes' time.

That's right, the Duck Man. He's our voice to Parliament. Yeah, I'm Budget Boy. You're Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Loves the spreadsheets. Hey, we just got a really great text. Oh, I'm Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Budget Boy. Loves the spreadsheets.

Hey, we just got a really great text. Oh, yes. From Swamp Rat. Great name. Is it you? Swamp Rat said, finally worked out how to listen via my phone whilst camping. Obviously connected to the listener app. Yeah, nice. You are my only contact to humanity and I love it. Thanks

for making me laugh. Oh, Swamp Brands. Swamp Brands. The laughs ain't going to stop from here. We've still got an hour to go. And the budget chat. And the budget chat. We don't. Even though Swamp Brands camping, I'm sure they want to know what's up with the budget.

Now, we are going to get more Rice Cooker songs on. Oh, there's an opener for this. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. I forgot more about Hold On. Babs, you're out. Oh, no. It only says audio. Morgan's reaction. Well, to be fair, Babs never writes the opener on the board. Hold on. Oh, jeez. I forgot more about Morgan. Babs, you're out. Oh, no, it only says audio.

Morgan's reaction. To be fair, Babs never writes the opener on the board. Hold on. Pretend. Okay. It's Jess and Darko. 19 minutes past eight. Time for this.

Morgan's Push Playlist. That's right. We are building Morgan's Push Playlist because the baby is imminent. Three weeks away. Less than two and a half now. Two and a half. You both are such music lovers that Morgan's like, yeah, I want a vibe. I want a soundtrack to my birth.

Yep. So we've got your songs. I'm now going to play Morgan's reaction to your songs. We are going to get the Rice Cooker songs because text the text line 048881069. DM us on Instagram. Leave your name. Leave the song. Swamp Rat.

What do you want to put? Swamp Rat. You get it in there. Something swampy, I'd imagine. We're collating all these songs. However, today on 131060, I want to know what song was actually playing during your birth? Because I guess it'll tell

us, should we put it on? Are you happy with it? And now every time you hear that song, does it hold a really special place? Or... Do you hate it? Do you hate it? Does it make you go, God, I hate this song? Like, has it ruined it? Maybe it was a traumatic birth or the song just slipped in on your shuffle. Yeah.

And that's the danger. Like, if we run out of songs on your playlist, will Spotify just start batting up randoms? It keeps going based off the playlist. It's so suggesting. Because someone did text us saying, my playlist just batted up sticky fingers. Oh, yeah, and didn't like it. Not happy about that. So, yeah, what was the song playing?

Did you like it? Did you hate it? Did you like it? Did you hate it? You guys gave us songs yesterday. So, Babs what was the song playing? Did you like it? Did you hate it? Did you like it? Did you hate it? You guys gave us songs yesterday. So Babs gave us... Where's Your Head At? Where's Your Head At?

I played it to Morgan yesterday. She got to hear. This is Morgan's reaction to Babs' song. Thoughts? Like it. Good bit of a vibe, yeah. Good for a push? Yep.

Okay. Babs scores well. Babs scores well. Tick of approval,, yeah. Good for a push. Yep. Okay. Babs scores well. Tick of approval, Babs. Because let's be real, at the end of the day, you've given us this honour, but it's Morgan's say. It's Morgan's say. If she wants it on the playlist. It's allowed.

We then played Shy Guy's song, which I didn't know how this was going to go down with Morgan because it was from High School Musical. That's right. Get your head in the game. Again, both of them going with head songs. Yeah, yeah. Nice. Head focused songs.

I'm crowning. And this shook me. It's from High School Musical called Get Your Head in the Game. This was a real spatter in the works. I'm not going to lie to anyone. He said it's more for me. What do you reckon? No, I would get around this song.

You actually want this? Yeah. Wow, there you go. Shy Guy scored well. There was another one from High School Musical you were going to bat up. Yeah, Breaking Free. Breaking Free. We're so on my fly.

We could get the whole soundtrack of High School Musical in there. I'm happy with just one. Morgan said she used to watch it growing up, so she enjoys that. Holds a special place in her heart. And you had a bit of Katy Perry raw. That's right. I just thought for a female empowerment anthem, you know, it talks about having the eye of the tiger, but then even that chorus,

it could work well with breathing techniques as she's pushing. I thought it was layered. How did she react to Katy Perry's roar? It's okay. I just don't like this song that much. Okay. Sorry, Jess. Well, Jess is very keen on part of the Eye of the Tiger.

You're going to hear me roar. This part. Yeah. I don't know if I'm the Katy Perry fan. Oh! Do you know how much thought I put into that? I said that. Thank you for trying to explain.

We've added it to the playlist. It's like it's in there. No, no, no. Oh, you want to subtract? I put into that? I said that. Thank you for trying to explain. We've added it to the playlist. It's in there. No, no, no. Oh, you want to subtract? I'm happy to. Sub out. She who is pushing out a kid must be supported in every which way. Take it off.

Oh, you want to take it off? I won't be offended. Because we added it in there. I'm mortified. I've missed the mark so much. I said, look, at least it's not a bad vibe. And she said, that's true. She wants the high school musical song.

I was just as shocked as you. No, I'm taking it back to the drawing board. Oh, you are again. You're reworking it. I'm so sorry, Morgan. Okay. I was just as shocked. I mean, I don't want High School Musical, but she does.

I really want it to win. You'll get a Gizmo. Whatever his prize is. I am shook, but hey, it is her playlist. Maybe I'll steal one of the Rice Cooker suggestions just to get myself on your laminated sheet. There's some fantastic ones. Speaking of those, keep them coming in. But 131060 right now, what was playing during the birth, right?

And the funnier, the better. That's right. I kind of want to know the ones that came on that you didn't like. Yeah. That would be funny. I told you yesterday we got a DM about someone whose playlist buggered up. The speaker failed, whatever had happened. Yeah, and the obstetrician offered to sing. Oh, no.

So ended up singing Dreams by Fleetwood Mac as she pushed because she just needed music in the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what was happening with the music as you pushed the kid out? Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. Morgan's Push Playlist. We are putting together Morgan's Push Playlist. And you're right.

Morgan, who has only been on this show once before, and that was to announce that you were expecting. Yep. She has said, yeah, let the rice cookers chip in and add a song to the playlist that will be on in the delivery suite. You're both big music fans. And we've now added the little element that if it is your song playing at the moment the baby pops out. You win.

You win a prize. Yeah. I want to up the prize right now. It's just a jizz bit and a fridge magnet and a bottle opener. I would love to up it. And at the end of the day, look, Dukas is taking submissions. But Morgan does get final say. She's rejected my song of Katy Perry's Raw. Well, look, Ducko is taking submissions, but Morgan does get final say. She's rejected my song of Katy Perry's

Raw. She was lukewarm on it, and we can't be having lukewarm in the delivery room. So what we wanted to do this morning is ask, what was the song that was playing at the moment you pushed out your kid? And by extension, are you happy about that or

not? Did you enjoy it? We're getting a lot of people saying that I should play this song. Salt-N-Pepa Push It. It's a lot of people nominating this. If you think you're the only person who has nominated this, sorry to say. Have you put this to Morgan? We have.

You know who also nominated this was her mum. No offence, Robyn. So anyway, that's in the playlist. Thank you so much, people saying that. I love this one from Abby. She said, I ended up having an emergency C-section, which we were questioning. Do you have music in that room?

Because that's obviously a surgery room as opposed to a delivery room. Yes. But you can. Abby has said the song Paper Cuts started playing as they were cutting me open. My surgeon tried to make out a joke, tried to make a joke out of it. So this is definitely deeper than a paper cut. This is a rather large paper cut.

What are the chances of that? It's pretty funny. How's the synergy from the universe? That's pretty funny. We go to Tammy on 131060. Good morning, Tammy. Good morning. How are you?

Wonderful. Now, Tammy, you are a midwife, so this wasn't during your birth but one you witnessed. Correct. So I was looking after a beautiful couple and their one major request was to have Amazing Grace playing for their birth. So things have... Amazing Grace.

This feels very patriotic. Yeah. It was. I think it was very symbolic to them. So we thought things were going to happen, so we popped it on and everyone's tearing up and getting emotional. And unfortunately, this took a little bit longer than everyone expected. So Heather's coming up, going back, and we ended up playing it eight times.

Oh! No. Do you know if they went on to call their kid Grace? They actually did. Oh, that's cute. Wow. That is cute. That's special synergy.

But, yeah, from the top, guys. Here we go again. One more time, please. All right, well, offer that to Morgan. I'll offer. Look, I don't know if that one's going to get up, but I'll try it. We go to Joel on 131060. Good morning, Joel.

Hey, guys. How you doing? Mate, we're so good. We are building Morgan's Push playlist. What was the song playing at the moment your kid entered the world? Right, so our home birth for our third child. My wife had the music set up, and she's a massive Taylor Swift fan, so she had Invisible String playing by Taylor Swift.

I don't know this one. No, I don't know this one either. Did she just have Taylor Swift's full catalogue on and this happened to play? Or did she really like this one and sort of was angling for it? It just happened to come on. And Babs says this is her favourite Taylor Swift song. Oh, well, there you go, Babs. I did see this. This was great live.

Was it? What album was this one from? Oh, this was her, this was her, yeah, one of them. I was trying to get something from Babs. All right. Is Morgan a Taylor Swift fan? She does like Taylor Swift. All right, you can offer that one up.

I think my dad is going to bat up Taylor Swift, I have a feeling. Really? I can see Chris Allen doing that. Angela, good morning. Morning, how are you? So good, Ange. We're building Morgan's push playlist. What was the song playing for you at the moment of birth?

Killing Me Softly by the Fugees. Anything with the words killing me. Well, it kind of is killing you, isn't it, Angela? Yeah, I was actually pushing him out and it was playing by chance on my iPod and my midwife turned around and said, yep, laughed at it. Yeah. And this is the thing. Morgan did say she thought she wanted to angle more chill vibe.

Yeah, yeah. This is chill. This is pretty chill. And the lyrics are great. It is killing you softly. If one thing labour isn't, though, it's soft. Yeah. So it doesn't feel. Yeah, it's so true. This is chill. This is pretty chill. And the lyrics are great. It is killing you softly. If one thing labour isn't, though, it's soft. Yeah. So it doesn't feel.

Yeah, it's so true. Push. No. Thank you, Angela. Rebecca on 131060. What was playing when Bub popped out? Hey, guys. So our story is a bit similar to yours, Duckrow.

We waited quite a while to fall pregnant with our little one. Yep. And ended up having a C-section. And while they were doing the cutting, Mumford and Sons, I Will Wait For You. I freaking love this song. This is going to be quite emotional. Oh, yes.

We were just both crying like a baby. It's so poignant for the journey. And I think it's even more beautiful because you didn't plan it. Yes, definitely. Like this just comes on. It's been a journey. And every time you hear this song, Rebecca, because that's what they're worried about,

the association moving forward, do you just kind of tear up every time or does it hold a real special place? It's very special. And then there's another, there's a kicker. When they put the curtain down to show us her, the song had changed and it was Ed Sheeran, Percy. Oh, that actually got batted up a lot from the rice cookers.

That's getting a fair few recommendations. Wow, your iPod was working overtime during your birth. It was doing some good things. That is amazing. Let's go one more here. Let's go Wendy. Good morning. Good morning.

How are you going, guys? Wendy, we could not be better. What was the song playing for you the moment your baby entered the world? Well, I didn't have a playlist because my daughter was born 15 years ago. But what I did have was the radio on. And as I was pushing my beautiful daughter out, Boys Light Up was on. So it was a very interesting moment.

When we talk about the synergy. All the boys are lighting up, excited for her to be born. And how do we feel every time we hear this song now? I just laugh. I think it's hilarious every single time. I don't feel bad. I don't feel good. I just think it's so ironic when you hear the words of that song

that I'm pushing a daughter out at the same time. That is funny. When you say you had the radio on, were you able to sit through the traffic and the fuel watch and the news and ads as well? Everything. Everything. And range of songs.

Why don't you put the radio on? I was going to say, you're lucky Frank Walker from National Tiles didn't come on. Imagine Pushan. Hello. Hello. Jess and Ducco. Ducco, I don't know whether I should be offended or not. As I said, I hate the phrase overreaction.

If that's your genuine reaction, then you're entitled to it. Yeah. But am I misreading something? said, I hate the phrase overreaction. If that's your genuine reaction, then you're entitled to it. But am I misreading something? Is it actually care and compassion displayed by my husband? Or did he stuff up and do I have every right to be mad? A.K.A. overreact. Yeah. But don't use that word on a podcast band.

No, we can't. I'm putting a ban on. Anyway. Yeah. The other night I come home. I'd been out a little bit later. He'd had to do dinner, bath and bed for the baby, but she's down. I creep into the house.

I'm like, ah, I can have some nice time just with my husband, chill out. But he was sort of in a mood. He was pottering around. Didn't want to just sit on the couch. I went, all right, I'll go get myself sort of just decompressed from the event that I'd been at. So I went into the bedroom, took off the outfit, but couldn't find the gym jams that I wanted to put on. And I was like, I just need to sit for a bit.

So I've strolled out to the living room, completely starkers. Okay. I see where you're going. Sitting on the lounge, turn on the TV, watch my stories. So you're about naked? Yep. You're hitting him with what, guys? It's a move, guys, called the naked man.

Yeah. Where you strip off and then you get naked and they come back into the room and it's like, I'm naked. Yeah. And now I want it on the record. I did not want anything. Oh. All I wanted was to decompress.

Okay? Okay. I just hadn't put jammies on. You have a fabric couch. I do. Interesting. It's awful. I hate our freaking couch.

It's all, it's, is it pilled? Whatever the verb is where it sort of all gathers the stupid little bits of fabric. Yeah. And I bought that many implements and devices to shave the couch. Anyway, I hate our couch. But yes, it's fabric. You're getting cracks and crevices on fabric is where I went, it's yours. Yes, it's mine.

Just let me know where you sit next time I come over. The dog's butthole is constantly on. So true. The baby smushes her banana into it. I'd rather smush baby banana than, no, it's mine. Just let me know where you sit next time I come over. The dog's butthole is constantly on. So true. The baby smushes her banana into it. Like, who cares? I'd rather smush baby banana than, no, I'm joking. Continue. Sorry, I'm just being.

I just wanted to decompress. I'll bring my own towel to your house from now on. Let this be known. I should go real ethnic and lay plastic down. Next time you come to my house, I'll go full Marie Boulogne from every place. My mum left the plastic on her couch when they bought a new leather lounge for that long. I went, Ma, what was the point of buying it if you can't even relax on your own lounge? I'm sweating on this thing.

And then for the front sitting room, she bought white leather. I went, what are you doing? That's so good. Anyway, I just wanted to decompress, watch my stories. Angus was pottering. He walks past me and goes, oh, do you want me to get you a sheet? See, he's had the same thought. He's had the exact same thought.

Do you want me to get you a sheet? No one wants mud button on the couch, okay? My thought was he wanted me to cover up. And I was like, how dare you? How dare you? This body is exquisite. How dare you want me to cover up? And I went from zero to 100 in the whisper yell. Would you say it was an overreaction?

You tell me. This is the love of my life, the soulmate, who I interpreted wanted me to cover up Do you think he meant I sit here too I think he meant Yeah the couch I think he meant like

Interesting Because I didn't give him A chance to explain Shock horror Because we don't react Because you were too busy Going zero to 100 My brain went

He wants me to cover up He's got a big thing That our neighbour Can see into the windows I've told you that But it was like 9.30 at night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Kev's going to...

You're not there shaking your titties around. You're just there sitting. How were you sitting? Can you show me how you were sitting? I was... I was... Paint me like one of your French girls. I was Kate Winslet on the shade lawn.

Oh, you were Titanic. I was... I was relaxed. You were literally doing the naked lady. That's what you were doing. Yes. I believe I was propped up one elbow on the pillows and then sprawled out. So you were covering like three cushions.

Yeah, yeah. Because we've got the modular lounge. Yeah, I know. Yes. You've seen the couch. Yeah, you've sat on it, unfortunately. Never again. Yeah, never again, Cheryl.

You'll be wearing... Put a towel down. Put a towel down. I'll be wearing clothes, obviously. So do you think that's what his issue was? Yeah, I think knowing him, he's a germaphobe. He's a clean freak. Do you appreciate why I was offended?

The love of my life telling me to cover up. Here's what you're doing. That should be like he's won the freaking lottery. Let's have a little role play and reenact that situation. Who are you? I'm you. Oh, okay. Hello.

Look at me. Just watching your story. You play Angus. I walk past. I don't know what he was doing. I'm going to get you a sheet. Oh, why do you want a sheet for me? Is it to cover up or is it to cover the couch, honey?

Is that how it should have played out? Yeah, because then you give him a time to respond and see what he needs and then you know rather than just go, how dare you? I don't argue. We've been together eight years. He should know how I would interpret a sentence like, do you want a sheet? So what did he do when you blew up?

He walked away. And I, no, I think he changed the sheets on the bed because he doesn't like when the dog hair gets on him. Anyway, I continue to watch my stories in the nude and then put myself to bed. If he had given you a sheet, would you have sat on the sheet then or put it over yourself? I'll give you the hot tip, Sherlock. If he'd walked back with a sheet, I would have. He'd be divorced.

He would have been outside. Jess and Ducko. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco homes. Ducko's Baby Registry. At the 11th hour. One minute to nine. That crying baby. And on 131060, that meant you could take something off Ducko's Baby Registry.

He was left in charge of it. And we looked at some of these things, a Ninja Creamy, a PlayStation, and went, you don't need this. Today's one, maybe you could have kept. But if we were going to take one, we took them all. It's a blanket rule, $1,000 baby bunting voucher, all thanks to Baxco Homes. Customise your dream family home with award-winning Baxco Homes.

I don't know if I've ever seen the phone lines crash as hard as they did. No, we're not. People want their hands on this voucher, but the quickest of them all, Jacinta. No way. Yes way. You've just won $1,000 to spend at Baby Bunting. Well done.

Oh, my God. Jacinta, I can see here you've told Babs you're expecting yourself. Yes, yes. Is this your first child? No, it's my second, but it wasn't planned, so there's a big gap in between and we have nothing. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so this will help you out. This will help soften the blow. We've just laid out a car seat, and, you know, so that's going to start it off. Absolutely. We've still got so much more to do, but oh my goodness, this is amazing. Give me a quick how many nappies you could buy with $1,000, shy guy. A couple.

Surely. That's a few. They'd go through them all, though, wouldn't they? They do, guys. Well, Jacinta, congratulations to you and enjoy this. A well-deserving prize for someone who deserves it. So well done. Thank you for getting involved in the show, Jacinta, congratulations to you and enjoy this, a well-deserving prize for someone who deserves it. So well done. Thank you for getting involved in the show, Jacinta.

I've been asking all the parents who have gotten involved for one little piece of advice, one little nugget of wisdom for Ducko and Morgan. Have you got something for them as they expect their first? Look, I would just say just go with your gut. Mum and Dad know best. They honestly do. You can get all the advice from everyone and take it in,

but you guys know best. It's your baby. There you go. Go with your gut. Trust your gut. Okay. Thank you, Jacinta. Thank you, Jacinta.

You enjoy that, and good luck for the rest of the pregnancy. Shy God, do you have some quick maths? It's about $2,000 if the average diaper is 50 cents. Well, there you go. That's a lot of nappies. It's like a day of poop. Tomorrow's item. This is pretty spectacular.

Again, I look at this and go, why did we take this off you? But I feel bad now. Yeah, thanks. Sorry. There's one PlayStation that you all went against me, and now it's a Crystal Brook Baby Moon. Thanks to Crystal Brook Kingsley Hotel, your five-star escape in the heart of Newcastle

with sensational rooftop dining. So this is a baby moon. That's unbelievable. A couple of nights here at the Crystal Brook. You Hotel, your five-star escape in the heart of Newcastle with sensational rooftop dining. So this is a baby moon. That's unbelievable. A couple of nights here at the Crystal Brook. You should have done that. You should have done that. I should have taken that. I know.

Yeah, that PlayStation really, when we saw that, we're like, you need to be punished. Anyway, the rice cookers get to enjoy. They do. Tomorrow from 6am. Today it went in the depths of the show, but it could be first thing tomorrow. You never know. It could be any time. We haven't done it first thing, imagine that. People are sitting early.

Don't forget, we are back tomorrow. Text your text line 048888106 to get the push playlist song request in that you want with your name in the song. This is a hell of a list we're compiling for Morgan and for yourself. For me, really. And I guess Shy Guy as your videographer in the delivery room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Babs is now going to be a clubber on the playlist to add all these songs in so I don't miss any.

Oh, jeez. I've really not pulled my weight here. My suggestion got poo-pooed by Morgan. Like I've said, I've added it in. It's on the list. Okay. It's there. I'm worried she's going to hear it and be like, switch it up.

Because in the throes. Yeah, you just. There's no hold barred. Yeah, yeah. Can I see Jess? Should I put someone in charge of the actual... Because obviously, I think I can be their skipping song. No, you'll be holding hands.

Yeah. Well, I'll be holding someone's hands. I'll tell you about that next week. Oh, Jess. Yes! Yes. Hands on hands. Anyway.

Okay, yeah, we will circle to that. Maybe there'll be a... Will there be a spare midwife? I'm not sure. What do you do here? You're in charge of the... I'm the janitor. Yeah, right, you'll do. Come onwife. I'm not sure. What do you do here? You're in charge of the janitor. Yeah, right. You'll do.

Come on in. You'll do it. Morgan says no, you skip. Hey, we're out of here. Back tomorrow, of course, with that prize for the baby registry. More Call of Fame chances. Alpha Box is back. It's Thursday, which means wordy-okey.

That's right. You know, a lot of good stuff. A lot of great stuff. It's been a wonderful program. You missed it, listener. Oh, yeah. Grab the podcast. A lot of great stuff. It's been a wonderful program. You missed it, listener. Oh, yeah. Grab the podcast. We'll just give you extra gear.

Yeah. Shyguy Babs, anything you guys want to add before we get out of here? Final words. Yeah, final words. You don't need to look at each other. I didn't want to interrupt Babs. Oh, that's kind. That's very kind.

I didn't want to interrupt Shyguy. Oh, God damn it. Go see the video of Shyguy being an AFL goal umpire. Oh, Ducco identified a missed calling from Sharga as a goal umpire for AFL games. You see for yourself if you think he's got the skills. I retract my comments. Jess and Ducco on Instagram.

It's very funny. He's got a better wiggle than an umpire. Yeah, his facial expressions when he's trying to. He would be. Give me a bit of hot potato, hot potato. Oh, yeah. Like with the moves? With the singing and the moves.

Hot potato, hot potato. Hey, there he is. the moves? With the singing and the moves. Hot potato, hot potato. Hey, there he is. That's nice. That was the best thing you've done. Look at the smile on that face. The wiggles makes everyone smile. You don't have kids. That's weird.

Anyway, we're out of here. Yeah, but I like them as a kid. Since they incorporated 15 more people, sure, I could flip it, maybe. Let's get out of here. Let's go. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

Bye. Bye. Ooh. Jess and Ducko. That see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. Ooh. Jess and Ducko. That was the Jess and Ducko podcast. Hot honey has dropped at Macca's for a limited time only. Embrace the drip.