Jess & Ducko - Hit Breakfast - FULL SHOW | Are you having fun?

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Producer Babs shows us her gross pillow, Ducko has an issue with his new mower and we ask for your low key anxieties!Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/nick-jess-and-duckoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a trip to McDonald's today and try the new McDonald's meal with one of six collectible souvenirs. This is the Jess and Ducco podcast. Flattering. Welcome to the podcast, yes. Yeah, you've got some... Shotgan Babs has got some flattering feedback

in our text line. Opho-8-1.6 line. Doing an outstanding job today because Jess is away. If you're just tuning in, if you get the JD content exclusively on the potty, yeah, she's off today. She's got a wedding. A Tuesday wedding, which feels... And it's with all.

wedding industry people, which would be even more intimidating to be a celebrant, I think. You know what I mean? But no one judges you more than your peers. That's true. Like, that would be a tough one. It's like no one wants to host the radio awards because everyone fucking thinks you're not funny and everyone thinks they're funny. It's never not a radio person, though, that hosts it? Is you got a

TV person in? Yeah, someone completely different. Yeah, yeah. It's like hosting the Logies. You just take a bullet to the head. You know what I mean? Like, that's what it is. It's the same thing. It really is. You can't win, no matter what. Imagine hosting, imagine the pressure of hosting the Oscars these Because like...

Because you need to make a moment. You need to be funny, but you can't be actually like insensitive to anything and it's so hard to be funny without not, you know, stepping on a few toes. Like, what do you do? Apart from poking fun at yourself. And I don't know how much of their monologue, they actually write. Because obviously they've got writers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the involvement. But like, how much of those words are actually from them? You don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Is it their jokes? Are they the funny people? Who's hosting the Oscars next year?

Don't I read that. It was already someone out? I can't remember. Who did it this year? It was, what's his name? Yeah, I've got his face in my head. Conan O'Brien. I think he might be doing it again.

The Golden Globes is always where you always get to be a little bit looser with it. But what I'd love to see them do at the Oscars of the Globes is something like that, some massive, is get some complete and utter no name. Like, no one knows this person. Maybe they're trying to break through and they just go ham. Yeah, they could kill it. They could kill it. And no one can cancel someone who's never been invented.

That's right. You know what I mean? Because they'll just go. They'll just go. See you later. Have a good one. Enjoy. I'll take my money and get out of here.

Because people would. do that. If you could host any top-tier award show, what would it be? I'd love to host the Oscars of the Gold Globes. See, I'd love like a more like a VMAs. Something bit of fun, a lot going on. But I'd like to I'd like the pressure I think of being like, I could really fuck this up and say something

bad or I could kill it. You know what I mean? There's so much pressure. I think I'd enjoy it. I'd love to be the person in the booth upstairs. It's playing the music when you talk too long. You can see you do that. You've got to be the roofless person. All right, you got to show up now. Here's the violions. Yeah, I can see you doing that. You and Babs. Babs would be on the bass playing it.

like slapping it. Gotta get off the stage, man. Are you bringing your bass in anytime soon? Probably not. Come on, man. It doesn't travel very well. What do you mean? I've got a Kona now.

It's a guitar. People travel the gigs all the time. They're the gigging tool. Damn, man. Tradies take screwdrivers. You take guitars. What's your go-to guitar riff that you just like playing? I don't know.

I don't really have one anymore. What's the deal with aeroplane, food? We did get, actually speaking of you, but we did get a lot of messages today. Yes. About your pillow. Yeah. You're not the only one with a pillow that's more than 10 years old. I'll give you that reassurance.

That's good. 17 years was the top one. Geez. Did they send a photo? Tell them to send photos. I asked. They were at work, so we might get one overnight. Yeah, that's a great. If you're hearing this and you got a dirty old pillow because Babbs had a 10-year-old pillow,

send us in your photos because she has it here today in her car. and we're down and got it and she tried to tell us it wasn't yellow and this thing. So have people been replying in the DMs? Yeah, yeah. Gerald said he could smell it through the screen. Oh, okay. It didn't smell.

Well, I wasn't tempted to smell it. It smells good. Jamie just said that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Even Jess replied to the story herself, actually. What did Jess say? She said, holy shit, all caps. Yeah, yeah, great. You'll hear about this tomorrow.

Yeah, great. You think we don't down on it? Oh, good. Yeah, and Peter is in your camp badge. Peter says, I'm with you, Babs. It's hard to part with your favourite pillow. Thank you. It is.

I agree with that. But now I need to go buy a new fucking pillow, apparently. Yeah, you do. So the pillow I've got is, like, memory phone, I believe. I spent, like, a good, like, I think I spent, like, 130 on this pillar years ago. So I don't want to replace that. But your little pillow, that thing's no more than 20 bucks. Like, it's just a soft, shitty, like, you get a tonteen number.

You would have, like, Big W? Should we buy Babs a pillow? I feel like we need to donate her a pillow. But I literally just had... I had a voucher at pillow talk. Let me email pillow talk and I'll say to them. Babs, our producer,

is disgusting. He's disgusting. It has a really old pillow. I'm not disgusting. Hey Babs, you want the free pillow or no? Hell, I'm tempted to become disgusting if I'm fucking swindle a pillow out. Yeah, yeah. I was just in pillow talk on the weekend, actually,

which is not a sentence I say regularly. No, flow's really changed. Yeah, I know, man. Someone said that to my Instagram too, like when I was doing... I was doing something with, I put up a Tell a Swift story. They're a bit of Mower story and someone's like, ah,

how times have changed. The complexity of man. I know. Oh, I'm a complex male. I'm a deeply emotional man. Yeah. Me and Babs have a lot of simple music choices. Yeah.

Yeah, I do like mowing. Can you play an instrument? Ducker? No. No, neither. I wish I learned one. I just never did. I wish I learned the piano.

It's fun. Oh, the piano? Interesting. I wish guitar. It's simple. I still haven't closed. I tried guitar. I didn't have the dexterity for it.

I just couldn't do it. You train yourself to do it I just don't feel like My hands are tiny Yeah Because I can write I can write lyrics And like I can do like

Parity songs or write lyrics that fit in Like I can actually I can hear music and write it But I can't read it or play it Yeah okay You know what I mean? It's a weird sort of I guess that's good

Because a lot of writers out there Like proper music professional writers Like Jack Antonoff I mean he could probably play it An instrument I guess Yeah But he would be more stronger At the writing

Not necessarily the playing Like could you write lyrics Um yeah Probably if I try Have you ever tried? Sure you tried to sign. I had to do some for assessments at school, but... We've also never heard Babbs play, so she could be terrible.

Yeah. Maybe that's why she won't play. Come on, man. Bring it in and play one day. Come on. Maybe next time, if Jess is off again for a wedding or whatever reason, you bring in the base and we do... No, I think Jess needs to be here if you to play the bass. She'll be so upset if she misses it. I feel like she's upset about the day.

Are you less scared to play it if she's not here? I just don't want to play it. Come on, Babbs. Play it. You've got to play it for us. Maybe. Surely the bass is the easiest thing to play. You play one thing.

Play the Seinfeld theme, you know? I can't play the Seinfeld thing. Hang on. Is it in your car? No. It's at home wrapped in a sheet. Is it? Yeah, it actually is. Come on, Babs.

Oh! Ah! Anyway, it was a good show today, team. It did well. I'm surprised with how good it was. It went really fast and without heaps of issues And I was confused I was like, oh, it's nine o'clock

There was no issues It was a quick waiting And even the break where we had to get song hooks Normally that never works Every single song hook was fine You know what that means Jess, I know you be listening to this on your drive home Are you the bad luck charm for my song hooks

For Zeta? Zeta was firing today It was working, it killed her Yeah, no, it was a good day For a Tuesday too where Babs had come in She can't go home all day Far out, don't remind me I'm going to show you guys what I put on last night. I'll do this on air tomorrow, but I feel like I can give you guys a sneak

Tears. Yeah, go on. And the rice cookers, obviously. Look what I wore last night. Like, one of those nasal strap things that you put to your nose. Look, because my nose is obviously fun. I've seen these on TikTok. And so, like, you put it on, like, magnetic things on the outside of your nose put that on.

Yeah, but what does it do? It does it do, stop you from snoring? It opens your nostrils up so you can breathe properly. So people wear it in exercise and stuff. Oh. I'm going to wear it on a run today. I look like a wanker, but geez, you'd breathe well. but I do it for sleep because I have such bad sinuses that like I don't but I do so with my mouth open a little bit but like when I wake up my throat is like the Sahara Desert.

Yeah. So I just like I'm trying to keep that close more at night. I'm trying to breathe through my nose more. So it just sort of basically pulls open your nostrils. Yeah, I've seen some guys running with them. Yeah, you can get tape as well. Or people tape over their nose so that they can only breathe out of their mouth. Would that be a thing?

Yeah. I or no, tape over your mouth. The only breath any nose. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I wouldn't do that when I sleep because I reckon I do. die. That sounds dangerous, but I have also seen those ads. So I guess there's some sort of science to it. What the science is, I don't know. You'd have to do your own research, but

wouldn't, uh, wouldn't trust everything you see on social. Absolutely. Are you going for a run around here? I could actually. I could go for a little run around. Uh, I'll tell you usually I'll have Pam strapped to my waist and I'll have a tape on my nose. Yeah. God, I'm a 10. You wouldn't have a lot. The police may follow. Uh, enjoy the show. Jess and Ducko in the morning Right on 6 o'clock

The party started Welcome to Tuesday team No Jessica today She's off marrying Some tight asses who are getting married On a Tuesday morning Or a Tuesday afternoon Feels cheap to me

Are they getting married on the Tuesday Because they have to cover Jess's fee Yeah Good call from you Is that what it is Shy guy with the zinger While Jess isn't even here I think so

We know no one can afford Jess No only Taylor Swift and Travis Gels me All the people are doing it on Tuesday So if you cut out so much of your money for your wedding because it's on a Tuesday, you can afford Jess a silver. No flowers. And on a Tuesday, you got her.

You can see Shy Lord's here today stepping up. And Babs, good morning, Babs. Good morning. How are you feeling? Weird. Why? Because I'm in the studio. Yeah, I said, I said full show.

I was like, Babs, you're allowed to come in. She was like a dog outside. She was like, where do I sit? Really? Really? You didn't sit in Jess's seat? No, I like my seat. Yeah.

Is that because it feels different, though? Like, butt cracks are different? Yeah, probably. Like, the mold of my bum's different. Yeah. And also, God knows what she's done on that seat. Well, yeah, that's the other thing, too. Yeah. Well, it's good to have you in the studio.

Thank you. It's nice to be here. You've got a busy day yourself. I do, yeah. Babs told us today that she can't go home. She's brought her entire bed in her car with her. She can't go to 4 p.m. the poor thing. Yeah, they're doing a mould clean of my whole house, which is fun. I don't think I've ever had a mould.

I've definitely got mould, but certainly painted over it. Never had a mould clean. No, never. Well, it's like all over the roofs in our house. And it's like showing up. in the bathroom and everything, and we were like, well, can someone just deal with it? Because I almost, like, gassed myself trying to exit mold the bathroom. Yeah, when it's on the roof, I've done that before, and it just drips on you?

It drips, and then you're like, oh, oh. Yeah, what do I do? And it's on my clothes. I just bleached my clothes. And I really just, like, stripped off. I was like, okay, now I'm like exit molding while I'm naked. This can't be any better. That's exactly what I did.

Yeah, well, okay. It was the logic I had. And it wasn't any better. I was like, it's going to hit my skin now. So you can't go into your house for like nine hours. Well, that's if they successfully treat it in time because there's like a period where you have to wait for like the toxins or something to like get out of the house.

I'd still be suss going in tonight and sleeping. Well, that's why I decided to, I didn't think you really have to strip your bedding, but I just stripped it all. It's in the back seat. I'm like, huh? They get into Badger's room that why does she take everything with her? Yeah.

And I put like sheets all over, like all my furniture and stuff. Has anyone else in your house done that? No, everyone's just like, oh, it'll be right. Well, I was like, I don't know. I'm not risking it. Yeah, I'd do what you did. I probably wouldn't hide it in my car, but... Well, there's nowhere else in the house to put it.

It's like, I'm going to escape. Bab's sitting in her car this morning with her bed in there. I was like, is she okay? Is she homeless? Does she leave work? Do you need help? I thought people were going to think weird things because I was like taking my whole bedroom with me out to the car. And there was like my neighbor was outside, like looking at me.

Or you just gone through like a messy breakup or something. Yeah, and I'm just moving out. I'm taking the bed. These are my sheets. These are good sheets. But yeah. Okay. So big day.

for you then today. Yeah, I'm going to have to go to the gym, I think. You can finally go see the F1 movie. That's true, I could do that. I said that. While you go see a movie and she's like, eh, I'm just going to sit at work. You can take your duna with you. That won't be weird. Yeah. Did you ever go to movie marathons and take your duna?

Not, I didn't take a duna with me, but yeah, I've been to a few marathons. But when we went to the drive-in, we used to take a duna. The driving. I've never been to a drive-in movie. Really? It's never done it. It's a bit of an experience. You like tune your radio to like the...

Yeah, to the thing. Does it drain your battery of your car, though? Yeah, it does. I think we used to take, like, a little radio with us and sit, like, outside. Turn the car off, yeah. Yeah. I picture, like, it just reminds me of, like, an American movie, like, in Twister or something like that.

They were all watching it before the big storm hits. It's so fun, though, because you just take so many snacks and just, like, get comfy. It is cool. Is it fun, though? It was one of those things to be like, oh, now we're going to drive home. No, well, I used to live near a drive-in. Oh, that's all right. So it was only, like, five minutes away from my house.

Were people, like, were people doing the day and stuff? Like, were people... No, I was like 12. Ah, okay. Way to make it weird, Babs. Here I was just to, sure drive-ins. People park their Ute trays up there. You've got a full doona and yours.

People would. Yeah. For sure. I mean, movie marathons were bad enough as it is. Yeah. Sure. In the actual cinema. Yeah.

I mean, in the cinema, it's easier to get away with, but, yeah. So, look, you two get to step up today. This is a bit of fun, you know? Mm-hmm. Mums away. Oh, there we go. Mums away. Does it feel like that?

That feels weird. It does feel a bit weird. It does feel a bit weird. It was like auntie. Aunties away. Yeah, maybe aunt. Aunt's away? Aunt's sick?

Yeah. Marrying some people? Yep. Yeah. When I was away, I don't last week forward, I feel like dad was away? Probably uncle. Yeah.

You do, do give uncle and auntie. You can call me daddy. It's cool. No, I'm all right. I don't want to. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm good. Anyway, we still have a big show.

We've got Alfax, you a chance of 10K. I get to read the questions today. Shaga, you get to do the rules. Yeah, and I always mess that up when I feel him for you. Yeah, well, I always, see how we go. I'm always battering the questions because they never have to do it. So, yeah, we'll see how we go.

We might both screw it up, but it's okay. More chances at that call fame, plenty of chances to get involved. Tickets to see Tommy Little in concert, plus accommodation. Noah's on the beach. We'll hook you up wherever you're coming from. I've got a moor update for you guys. Yes, I'm keen for this. I saw it on your Instagram.

I got a lot of dudes. You got a lot of dudes in my DMs right now. Is Bieber one of them? No, he's not. Up next, though, Shaghan has been wanting us to bring us this story for weeks. Yep, the sex census, guys. I'm going to run you through the top stats of the 2025 sex census. He's been Googling meetings, too.

Jess and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. Welcome to Tuesday morning. Everyone's favorite day of the week in this team. No Jess today. She is off marrying some people on Tuesday, which I just realized she normally has a studio really cold because... You can crank the heater on.

I'm freezing. I'm like, oh, we don't need to. We can turn the heater on. Let's do it. Bad to turn it up. Yeah, let it rain. But Shaga, you brought up. a story now for a while. And yesterday at this time, I wanted to run you through the Orgy Dome

at Burning Man. So that was more pressing. Yep. We had to separate our sex stories. We did. We got to space them out. But there's been a new census done. Yes. By Body and Soul. Every year they put out a report based on, I don't know how many, but it's in the thousands. So it's a good sample, that. The sex census, this covers how Australians are having sex. Okay. When you say how, like specific position? Or do you mean like a time of day or I haven't got time of day, but I've got pretty much everything else. Okay.

Oh, okay. Strap in Babs. You watch how silent Babs is in this chat. Shaghan, Dago talking sex, it's okay. Babs just awkwardly, she tried to leave in the song, Shogga's like, no, you can stay. Yeah. Come on, Bab. Did we cover this last year?

I think we did. I feel like I remember we did. Okay, well, last year you might remember when we told you that last year, the top turn-on were threesome. Yes, I do remember that, actually. What do you think the top turn-on? was this year? Ooh, that's a good, give me a, you know, I don't know, because whatever I say now, it could be, could be weird.

Yeah, no, go on. Yeah, yeah. Do it. Well, how do I, hmm, I don't know. I'll tell you. Yeah. This year, the survey found that sex, uh, in the form of self-care was the top. As in like, self-pleasure.

Yeah. Self-care. I like that. Yeah, that's what the shy lord calls it. Ah, but still, well, you have to this weekend, son. A face mask. You're going to do it is self-care. This is different.

She is? A bit of self-care. Yeah, so four in ten people saying that they are doing it to relieve stress or relax, and 28% are saying it boosts their mood and their confidence. Boost confidence? Yeah. I mean, nothing doesn't boost confidence like that feeling you get after you finish a self-blet session show. Nothing boost regrets.

Higher. Yeah. And that was the top thing for all generations, Gen Z, millennial, boomers. Oh, you got a generational breakdown? Yeah, that was, solo sessions were the top tier. Because you and me, what, Millennials, Babs, Gen Z? Okay. They're all the same page there.

There you go, Babs. Awesome. 64% of Australians are satisfied with their sex life. 64%, so just over half. A satisfied. Satisfied in their relationships in their sex life. Okay. So I thought that would be high.

I wonder how often that the frequency is that they're doing in relationships. I do have that stat. Oh, sorry, okay, okay. Okay. 40% prioritise what's called outer course. I've never heard of out of course. No, what's out of course? So out of course is like an erotic massage or just touching on a weekly basis.

Wait a minute. So you and your partner, instead of doing it's like, honey, I just feel like some out of course tonight. It's just another excuse to not have sex. Yeah, it's just don't take every close. We are barely touched. Me and Julie are so happy. We love out of course. Haven't touched in years.

I've never heard of out of course. Nah, have you heard of it? No. Not a Gen Z thing? No, I don't think so. Out of course isn't like trending amongst your mates? No. On TikTok?

No. I reckon a lot of people are having out of course without realizing they're having out of course. Oh, yeah, right. Just to rubber the sheets, you reckon, Sharga, you're getting out of course. Yep. Well, that's also solo. Yeah, that's falling into self-plasure. Now we're dipping into two categories.

That's right. Gen Z are the most sexually active generation bards. Yeah, that fits. Because they're youngest. Yeah, and while millennials and everyone above, is only having it once a week on average. And what would a Gen Z be?

Two to three. All right, perhaps. Don't look at me. She's just so outnumbered in this. Far up. You don't ask me anything. Would that be something that you ask your friends about, though? Like the...

Who am I speaking to? Yeah, I was going to say, do you want an answer here? You might as well just move on. All right, when it comes to the big O. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Men are three times more likely to... Orgasm? Yeah, well, I mean, we're one and done. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Compared to women. So three times more likely to achieve it over women? Women said to fake it more.

Well, yeah. The statistics didn't cover specifically faking it, but yeah. If Jess was here right now, I'd 100% ask her. How many times fakes it? How long do you think the average session lasts? Ooh, this is a great one. See, this is, I like the two to three song rule for me. Okay.

Five minutes? Five to six? Two, three, seven. Yeah, five, six, okay. So that's 20%. Like, oh. So the top one at 27% was 13 minutes. 13 minutes.

Hmm? Right. Yeah, I don't know when they're starting the time on and when they're ending the time on. How many songs is that? 27% of all Aussies are lasting 13 minutes. I mean, yeah, I can do that. If it's 13 minutes, like, it's auto-mixing. That's a sesh.

Like, I'd finish the 13 minutes and go, honey, did you, did you clock that? That doesn't, this doesn't just happen. My whooped. Yeah. I've got a new record. I got message. I think who sent this in our group last. I sent it to the group chat and then I saw it on everywhere else afterwards. Bab sent her partner, sent it to her.

I got a lot of it because I'm obviously a Brisbane Bronco supporter in the NRL. I got a lot of people messaging me this. There's no one who shouldn't be allowed on social media more than Rees Walsh. Yes. Rees Walsh has come out. Now, have we got audio there? Yeah, do you want to? Yeah.

Yeah, hit me. to recover the muscles, I reckon, if you just toilet water. You know, just give a little drink. He's drinking toilet water. Yeah, gross. You heard that great toilet flushing. Now, okay, so when you look at you, like, surely he's not actually going and drinking toilet water.

It's a real toilet, however, he's renovating his house. So the Broncos have come out and made a formal step. This is what I love. The teams had to come out and verify that it is not a toilet that has been used. Rees is renovating his house and while it looks disgusting and kids should not try us at home, the toilet has not been used. No one has used it and it's fresh running water. But he goes into the bowl, he cups it up and he drinks the toilet water.

Flushes it. Flushes it. Then cups his hands. Now I know it hasn't been used. So like technically it's, it is fresh water. And it's just a bowl, I suppose. But I still would wig out mentally. trying, pretending even as a prank to drink toilet water.

And he's like splashing his face too. It's caveman-y. He's not allowed on social media from the Broncos for a reason for a lot of things. I can see why they didn't reshare it. Yeah. You reckon the Broncos, no teammates, re-shared it? I don't think anyone's, yeah. It just, I mean, if you were that big, if you were that famous,

you have that many kids follow you, would you drink, even though it's, I know it's, I know he's having fun, I know it's fake toilet water and it's not a real running tool. Would you drink toilet water? You know what I mean? Would you put that on your story when you know that you're going to get... He's got to know he's going to get backlash from it. Is it just any publicity as good? Do you reckon he's a manager?

He'd have a manager. Do you have a manager? We'll get some fire. All the press around the world will pick it up. We'll talk about it. Being Rees Walsh's manager is the toughest gig in sports. Or Rish Walsh's manager can't be smarter either. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe. Or is his manager who's best mate. He also thinks this is hilarious. Probably. There was that video he posted a couple months ago where he was doing a punch on with his friend. in the pub, although he's in his house again, and he got hit or he hit his mate or something like that, also a prank.

But I just feel like the toilet one, even though it's a joke, like I get it's a joke, because I'm a bit of laugh. I don't think I personally could do it just mentally knowing that it's a toilet. No. No, I couldn't. I would have that mental block of this is toilet. This is a toilet. This is disgusting.

I don't care. If I watch someone freshly install it, I still don't think I'm mentally able to drink out of it. You're drinking out of toilets, babbs? What are you up to? You're up on a farm. I would definitely not drink toilet water. When your partner sent you this last night, what did you think? I was just like, gross.

Yeah, yeah. But also, you guys sent it first, so. Do you still think he's hot now, though, after seeing him drink it? Because, you know, he's hot boy in the NRL. I don't think that Reese Walsh is hot. Who's your go-to? Patty Carragher. Oh, my God.

Do you think girls that will find him less attractive now that he's drunk, fake toilet water? Probably. I would assume so. I hope so. Or is it in? We'll see it all over TikTok now. Yeah, well, it's off his page. but the good news is for Reesport Friends.

It's on every other news outlet page. It's everywhere. Everyone's re-shared it. And the Broncos running a formal state. Just let it go. Just move on. You don't want to be in the PR TV. What's he done now?

Not toilet. What? What? Oh, God. Hey, let's play Alpha Bucks. First crack at $10,000 this morning. Now, Jess isn't here, so I get to read the question. Shaga, you're good to do the rules.

Yep. You're ready to go. We'll find out. Okay. After the news. It sure is. Now, Jess is away today, so the roles have changed. I get to read the questions, which means shy guy rules. Here we go, 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter.

If you get all 10 questions, correct, you will win $10,000. We must take your first answer and you can't use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of a question, you can pass, and we'll come back to it at the end if there's time. Feels weird hearing someone else read the rules while I'm in the road. I nailed it, though. Yeah, hey, you did a good job. You did a good job? I'll ask Chad, though, who's playing.

Chad, did he do a good job? Absolutely. Yeah, okay. You get on that, Chad? You get all the rules? Yep. Yeah, yeah. Where are you right now, Chad?

It's sound like you're driving in a wind tunnel. On my way to work. Yeah, okay. We should have to cop it. Now, what would you know with the money if you were to score the 10K, Chaddy? I'd probably buy a new car. Mine got rent into a job site. Yeah, it sounds like it.

I can hear it. All right. You understand, Chad. Now, I'm reading out of questions for you today, so bear with me. The letter, Chad, that you are working with today is O. O. O for orangutan. O, okay? O for orangutan.

You good to go? You good to rock? Yep. All right, let's hope so. All right. Starting with the letter O, we need you to name a clothing item. Avercote. A hobby.

A musical. Officer. A verb. Some of you find in a lunchbox. Something you find in a lunchbox. Orange. A shape. A band.

A band. A TV show. Pass. Out of time there. Shy Lord, where do we finish up? I got three with a... few questions. There was a couple of question marks on some of Chad's answers, yeah.

Yeah. What do you say for a musical, Chad? He doesn't remember, but I don't think it was right in the musical. Let's just say three then. I'd say we got three, yeah. Look, hobby could have been origami. A verb could have been open or observe. A musical could have been Oliver.

There was a few in their TV show. One Tree Hill. I think you've got a band as well. You've got a shape. Something you find a lunchbox. Oval tini's. It's an oval tini? I haven't heard of those in a while.

You're little chockies. Hey, Chad, mate, you don't get the money now. We don't get a new car, but you do, all thanks to the legends at O'Brien, get $100. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you, mate. You enjoy. Good luck with that car.

Stay safe. Jeez, buddy. Thank you, guys. Absolutely. That's an absolute sitch up from Babs there, just giving us something in a wind tunnel. I told him twice to get off hands free. It's the car, mate. He might have got off hands free, but he didn't put the window up.

It's the car. Hey, up next, though, Shogga. We're going to play a game. Jess and I normally play. To beard or not to beard We have prizes to give away 13, 10, 60 if you've got a beard But I'm going to see how you go

Or not Jess today, she's away At a wedding ceremony Somewhere far away on a Tuesday It sounds made up It does, doesn't it? I have a Tuesday wedding Yeah, yeah

And five hours away, I have a Tuesday wedding I won't be in It does actually How do we not question her on this? You can just have a sick day, Jess, it's okay I grew it How'd you keep it so clean? I shall poo it.

You sound weird. Do you have a beard? One of the great games. Came as a joke and then it's really spread into one of our favorites. To beat or not to beer? We play it semi-frequently. This is a game where Jess and I, now we've done it with tattoos. We've done it with short blokes.

Or short people, I should say. But we're doing beards. Back to the OG because Shaga, you came in and you said, I want to have a crack. I reckon we could do this pretty well, I reckon. Well, normally Jess and I get this spot on. Only Jess and I get at least two out of the three, so we get three, usually three people. Was it three? Do we get three or four? I can't remember the rules for I again.

Three, thanks, Babs. You got, use your mic, Babs. How many fingers is that? How many fingers? I said three or four. Did we just establish she can't hold up fingers? Yeah, I can't. Give me four fingers.

Natter three. See, you struggle. She struggles to hold three fingers up. You go from four to three. Okay, right, no, back on. Anyway, we get three calls up. Three little chippalatas. Yeah.

And, uh, we basically. have to see if they've got a beard or not. Now, we get to ask you three questions. We've got to find if you got a beard. 131060, if you have a beer, if you don't have a beer, if you don't have a beer, course right now. We have Trady Andes for everyone who gets involved.

Yep. A good set of Trady And I got these. These things are bamboo as well. Yeah, they're comfy. They're good downstairs. They breathe. Breathable fabric. The bamboo just breath.

It does breathe. But shy guy, Jess and I have a good track record. I think she's going to be upset. We're playing this together. I think she'll be all right. She'll be fine. I want to see. how you go. I want to see how your questions

are. Because normally I'm, you know, what's your pub meal? You know, Birkenstocks or thong vibe. So, you know, I want to see your line of questioning. Okay? I'll, uh, I've got some mixed up. I'll... I've got some. 13, 1060. We need three people. Whether you've got a beer, whether you don't have a beer.

We'll get you on. We're putting Shagai to the test. Trade Yundies, up for grabs. We'll get you on next. Jess and Ducco. Jess and Ducko. Keep it so clean I shall poo it You sound weird Do you have a beard?

To beat or not to be it? It's a basic game We've done a lot of iterations But Jess and I discovered We have a great skill At finding out When people call in They don't tell us if they got a bit or not

But we can just guess Shy guy found out Jess was away And he called me yesterday afternoon He said Duck Man I got some news for you I really want to play to beat or not to bid Like he was He was full his over this yesterday

So Shy Lord Upon your request We're playing to bid or not to bid Yeah Now you know how this game works We've got four dudes on the line, even though we had a big debate about whether it was three or four or five minutes ago. We're going to ask them, we're going to ask them some questions. We get three questions, but it cannot be about the facial hair, then we're just going to decide.

Our first caller is Mick. Good morning, Mickey. Yeah, good morning. How are you, boys? Oh, he's putting a high voice on. He's putting a high. That's not necessary, but we'll take it. You have to commit now, Mick.

You know that, right? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. All right. Do you want first question, shall I go? Yeah, I'll go first. How clean is your car, Nick? Ooh.

Yes, spotless. Spotless, okay. So he's tidy. He's tidy. Is what I'm getting from that? Favorite musician or artist, Nick? Kenny G. Kenny G.

See, he's tippin and beard territory. And I feel like the faking of the high-pitched voice makes it. But is he trying to throw us off? Maybe. Is he masking it? We have one more question for him. What's your ideal pie flavor? Mick.

Yeah, chunky steak, you're not. He's back. He's gone deep again. I reckon beard. Based on the voice alone on that, I would say beard. Yeah, okay. We're locking that in? I'm happy to lock that in.

Mick, you have a beard. Yeah, mate. Yeah, I have a beard. Yeah! Giddy up! You get yourself, your trade the undies, Mickey. Thanks for staying around. We go to Johnny.

Good morning, Johnny. Oh, hi, how I am? Just the dudes on the air, baby. Morning, Johnny. Oh, Johnny, I don't get a feeling straight away? No. Do you mind if I do a first question?

Yeah, go, go. Johnny, have you travelled to Bali in the last two years? No, haven't. Okay, okay. Now, Johnny, if you were to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what are we running with?

Jean's in a white t-shirt. Yeah, he's plain. Geez, I'm still not getting a great, strong vibe. He's not giving me much. Leading towards? No. This last question is vital. Johnny, in your shower, have you got the

Seven in one. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. No, I just got in what my wife has. Yeah, okay. But I use it everywhere. Sure. Are you leaning on no?

I'm leaning on no. I think I'm leaning on no, too. Johnny, you don't have a beard. No, I do. Ah, no, the prestige. Screw you, Johnny. Ah, damn it. You get an extra point if you know what colour it is.

Oh, Ginger. No. Great. You don't make the rules, Johnny. Oh, goddamn it, Johnny. Okay, we can still get these last two. If we get these last two, three out of four, we go to Damon.

Hello, Damon. How you going? Oh, on, Damon. Okay. Damon, Damon, Damon, David, Damon. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? 100 ducks. Yeah, I think I would, too.

Yeah, definitely. One horse-sized duck would be big. Man, I don't know what that question tells me about, Damon. I feel like I burned a question. I like that. I like that. But I don't know. Chalk, over to you.

Um, all right, Damon. How many holes are in your socks? How many holes? Ooh, today, none. Are you running a car that's diesel? Oh, I am. Yeah, yeah. He feels beardy to me.

He feels beardy. I want to say no. You say no? Hey, man, you've got to back yourself in. You're the new guy here. So, if you want to go, we'll go with what you want to go. If you want to go, no, we'll go no. Dam.

If you want to go to... We've burned out three questions. Yeah, I'm going to say, uh, no beard for Damon. Damon, you do not have a beard. I do not.

Oh, yes, I guy. Yes, Damon. Tradey for you on the way. Give Babs your size. Which means we go to Brad. We finish with Brad.

If we get this, I'm going to call it a great pass mark. Good morning to you, Brad. Oh, hi. Oh, who, who, who, okay. All right, Brad, what's your, what's your ideal?

weekend. To a weekend. Hanging out with mates, watching some sports. Okay. What about, what about, when you have, is your mower electric or petrol? Petrol? Yeah. Brad's got some, he's got some BDE.

Shireenar, you got one question, this is it. I really want to nail the question too. Jesus is high stakes. Brad, do you have a forklift license? That's niche. Yes, I do. Oh, thank you. Okay, I'm thinking beard.

Brad, you, my friend, have a beard. I do have a big luck. Yes. There you do. Shy guy. We nailed that. The forklift license. Tradey undies for you, Brad.

Well done. You get your tradie undies, mate. Drive that forklift well today. I don't think we've ever had that many dudes on the air once. And you have no faith in me. I did it. I did it. Ducco. Hey, this is my first Babs' blog, I think, without Jess here.

Oh. Yeah, this is, you know, this is, this is, this is a special. This is high-stake staff. Oh. Let me make it four more. Hey, it's Babs, and this is my blog. Commence Operation Superstar Brat. Slay away, Babs.

All right. What do you got for us? Well, me and shy guy were having one of the great chats yesterday in the office. There we go. As we do. Yeah, what was it about this time? Well, we're talking about pillows this time. Oh.

Yeah. So he brought up that he. needed to buy pillows yesterday. I want to buy a triangle pillow because I think... Like the boomerang, like what I've got. Yeah, yeah, you inspire me. I have been preaching this on air for so long and I'm influencing people. You planned the seat in my head and now I want one ever since. Get it. Get the boomerang or the cuddle pillow, whatever you want to call it, you will not look back. Yeah. So Babs and I was talking about yesterday. And then Babs revealed. Well, he was like, where should I get it from? I was like,

oh, Kmart. Anyway, he was like, eh, Kmart. He's made a big thing and out. I was like, trying to know. Kmart is great for cheap things like a little tray or something. But if you want a pillet you're going to use every night, you spend a little more. What do you want? Ostrich feathers or something. Just not a came-up pillow. Well, he made the point, you know, you sleep on it every night. Like, it's important.

And then I said, well, I actually haven't changed my pillow since 2015. 15. 10 years. It's 10 years old. That's gross. I mean, is it all, is it like the man pillow? Like, it's all yellow? It's all stained.

But I am so particular about, like, my pillow that I can't muster up the courage to go and get it changed. See, I did that for a while and had to get it changed. But you're meant to change pillows like every... Every one to two years. Okay. So if it's a latex bill, you can go up to three years. Latex? Yeah.

I got a really good... I spent like a bit of money on my most recent pillow, which is now probably three years old. Right. And I probably need to update. But mine go yellow because I like drool and stuff. Well, mine haven't gone yellow because I'm not gross. But like...

We're sharing. They do say on their like expiry date, 2015. So they're probably... That's when they expired. So I would have had them before then. And the greasiness of your hair would go all over it? They're just so comfy. So is this the only, because I have, I run a four pillow operation.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, okay. I've got one in the middle. I sleep on two and then I put my boomerang cuddle pillow. I'm similar. Yeah, okay, great. So this is just your one, do you sleep with your head on one? So I sleep on two pillows.

I have two pillows under my head and then two pillows next to me in case I roll over, so then I have two. But the two main ones are the two that are the dirty ones. Are the really dirty ones. Because you can get away with not replacing the cuddle pillow for a while. Yes. I mean, text on 04-8-8-106-9. I'd love to know how long you're running your pillow with. Because I think we did this maybe a couple years ago with the boy pillow.

It was like yellow. And how like guys never changed their pillows. I'm shocked that it's coming from you. Well, that's, I'm just so particular because I have to fall asleep on my back and then I roll over during the night. But it has to be comfortable for me to be laying on my back and on my side. And I can just never find the right one. So then I just don't change them.

And it's disgusting. And you know what's awkward, going pillow shopping, because you want to lie on the pillow, but then if you don't buy it, it's kind of gross. And you're also like the 100th head. So you don't want to buy that demo pillow. You want to buy the one that got behind the counter, or whatever it is. It is an awkward thing. I think I got my pillow from Maya back on the day.

You can go to pillow talk, though. Well, that was my next question. I'm like, what is the correct way to then go and purchase a pillow? It's not something I do often. No. And you can get all types of feathers, too. Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. You can get, like, there's plenty of different pillows you can get.

Hmm, interesting. I feel like you should change after a decade because the structural integrity of the pillow would be fooling apart. They say, if you fold it and it doesn't snap back, time to get a new pillow. Well, my pillow's in the car, so I can go and check. Oh, you should have brought it up. Why didn't you bring the pro? I don't want to see the pill. Bring it up.

It feels ever a day to bring your pillow to work days today, but my whole bedding is in my car. Yeah, Babs is getting, what are you getting a mold cleaning your house. Yeah, so my bedding's in my car. So Babbs decided to bring her whole wardrobe into her car and she looked homeless. So you've got the dirty yellow greasy pillow here? Yeah, I do. It's downstairs. Do you have a name for it? No, I don't.

Come on. No, I don't. You do? No, I don't. You do. No, I don't. We've got some support on the text line. Fellow gross girl here. Didn't leave her name, that's okay.

She has a memory foam pillow that is yellow and it's about six years old in a spirit place. And yes, shy guy, it was purchased from Kmart. Yeah, you can. I don't hate Kmart, by the way. Well, it sounds like you're rid snobie towards Kmart, mate. Well, I'm just filling the shoes of Jess, okay? Where did we go? Where was the shop I saw you in there?

You didn't like any of the candles or any of the bathroom stuff? A spotlight. Yeah, yeah. And that's your go-to as well. I love spotlight. But he just went to spotlight to just walk around the shops. Well, bring your pillow up. I want you to go down to your car.

Bring your pillow up so I can see it for the next chat. We can put it on Instagram. Okay. I want to see if it's too. Because mine, I feel like, is all yellow. Yeah, it's slightly yellow, but I just, it's too good to get rid of. You do have your favorites, don't you? Yeah, I do.

There's nothing worse than when you go for a sleepover somewhere or it's different and the pillow's not good? Well, that's, yeah, that's the risk. I can't do it. When I do my satellite sleepovers with the guys, got to bring my own pillow. It's just a, it's a must. And your noise machine. Yeah, yeah, my baby car. Jess and ducco.

Quickly, we were just doing Babs' blog, and she talked about, you got a pillow babes that you have not replaced for 10 years. Yep, since 2015. Well, you then tell us, after you're talking about it on that you've got it in your, your car because you homeless today, your house is getting sprayed, mould sprayed. Yes. So you took everything out. Yeah, because I like my bedding, so it's in my car. She brought this pillow in, Shagai, and

on air, moments ago, Babs goes, it's not yellow, it's fine. Yep. She brought it in. It smells like big fun stick. Well, it did not. And, uh, we've... Stings the nostrils. And we've, we've, take, I go take your pillow case off. Yeah.

Go to our Instagram right now, Jess and Ducko. This is the most yellow pillow I've ever seen. That's not true. Show me it again. What are the marks on it? Look at that thing. I don't know. You could wipe your nose with that and it would leave less a mark.

What's the date in the month on that? May 2015. I could go to the toilet on that thing and it would still look insane. So you probably bought that in 2013. Probably. Because that's the day that expired. Will I catch something? You have to wear some gloves.

And you know what's funny about this pillow? It's not even a good pillow. No, it looks awful. Yeah, because it goes on top of the thicker one. It looks like a cheap pillow. It probably was from Gay Mark. It doesn't even speak. Mel. You're not as bad as Mel. She had her pillow for 17 years. Traveled around the world

with it. Well, that brings me too. Can anyone, can people please text in with recommendations? Do you have a more yellow pillow? What? As in like what kind of pillar to get? Yeah, because I'm a back, I have to fall asleep on my back and then I roll, but it needs to be comfortable. Have you looked at pillow talk? Yeah. I've looked at everything. I'm not good. You can use it in your own time, Babs. Go talk to somewhere. I feel like I got an ostrich pillow. Why don't you get a foam one? How much is it? Oh, enough. 70 or 100? See, that feels too expensive. I use it every night.

I know. What's the price range you'd spend on a pillow? Like 20 pounds. Yeah, okay. So you go back to Kmart. You are, you just keep shopping at Kmart, but you cannot go to Instagram. I just please look at the footage of just how yellow this pillow is. Like, that is, I didn't think you were like that.

Well, I'm not like that. Anything else. Did you know how yellow it was before taking the cover off today? I think I'm a bit like, desens. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm not saying my pillow is not yellow, but people expect it from, you know, typically Dudes. Mine is not that bad. But mine's not that bad. I think that's the worst one I've seen.

Like, that is like, I had, I lived in a sharehouse with four dudes and I reckon their pillows were cleaner. Well, sorry, I'm just. Does Jethro sue this and go, your partner and go, what is he? I don't think you see my pillows. He sleeps on them, though. He doesn't complain. He's unaware of the gross. He said, and I quote,

I quote, my bed is the comfiest bed he's ever slept in. Yeah, bed maybe, perhaps. Oh, geez, I'd hate to see you. I don't know how yellow that thing is. Jess and Dr. No, Jess today. No, Jess today. She is away at a wedding. We've established Shaga the reason it's on a Tuesday so they could afford her. That's how it is. Or it's made up and she's just that.

Yeah, you never know. No, I'm pretty sure she's a wedding. But right now, 13, 1060, this is a bit of fun. We're discussing, what song does your kids sing, blindly, innocently, but they don't know what it actually means. And it's got a bit of innuendo. This happened because yesterday I was in the office talking to Gabe. Good friend of the show, Gabe works here.

And he was outraged because his son was doing some performance. to cake by the ocean. Joe Jonas has been. Yes. And I was like, he's like, and as a parent, that's not great. And I go, what's wrong with cake by the ocean? He's like, cake by the ocean. It doesn't mean having a cake by the ocean.

No, it does not. Apparently cake by the ocean means something sexual. It means intercourse on the beach. Yeah. There you go. I didn't even know that one. Yeah. There's also a line referencing Didi in...

In Cape by the ocean. In cake by the ocean, which has been later taken out, referencing an older relationship. There you go. So we, I then thought it would be fine. I was speaking on a mate of mine who's got a kid and he said when this song was big, naked, sexual. His son was just singing this. This part. I'm feeling sexual. We should be sexual. And when like a three, four year old's doing that, yeah, harmlessly. To them, they've got no idea. They've got no idea. So we wanted to go on a slope of what songs are like this, because I didn't know half of these. So the new one from Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Tears.

That part right there. We've actually changed that to a radio edit now, so no longer says I get wet at the thought of you. Yeah, we took the wet out. We took the wet out. I presume there was complaints. Well, there was plenty of TikTok clips about that. And then I didn't know this one, Lady Argas Pokerface.

Yes. So in the chorus, which you'll hear in a second, there's the F word repetitively said in the song. I think it's right after this. Instead of... Which part? People used to think with poker face-p-p-p-p-p-p-pah-pur-pah. It was actually F. This part.

I see. So it used to be... It's dirty for the gags? Yeah. I didn't know the gags was like that. A bit of Christina. I mean, it's right there is. Rub it in the right way.

Rub it's probably the most tame on this list. It really is. It's harmless enough. But also, it all sounds, they make it so catchy. Yeah. That you just want to sing along. And then a big one, one of the biggest songs on the planet. Little Nars X.

Old Town Road. So I take my horse down to Old Town Road. I'm going to ride it. So I can't no more. Once again, I mean, it doesn't feel. Yeah. He doesn't like to ride a good horse. Yeah.

I mean, this song was number one for a year. A long, long time. But, yeah, kids, when they, when they harmlessly sing songs, and they have no idea what it means, Half the songs these days have the innuendo So we wanted to know 13, 1060 What song is it that your kid's singing?

And it could have been you singing Maybe back when you were younger Could have been an old song? You were unaware? What song was your kid singing And you had absolutely no Or they have absolutely no idea what it means Jess and Ducko

So it's the Shy Lord stepping up And Babbs, you guys been doing a fantastic job today thus far You too, Duck Thanks mate, really appreciate that Babs' yellow pillow is really gaining traction If you've missed that Check it out on our Instagram 10 year old pillow, it's yellow.

Right now, though, 13, 1060, we are asking you, what song does your kid, innocently sing that is sexual, and they don't even realize it off the back of Gabe here at the office. Outrage that his son is doing Cake by the Ocean D.N.C. some performance, some musical performance. I didn't even know this song had the innuendo. No, it means sex on the beach. Didn't realize that.

Then my mate's son, when this song was big. Naked sexual. To be fair, this song, Bob's. It's catchy. It's just not as catchy when you're four-year-old sitting in the back car, seeing it. So we go to Mel on 13, 1060. Mel, it says you're a music teacher. I am, yes.

Hi, swimming can teacher. So you'd see this a bit? I see this, yeah, just about weekly. We have kids coming in who want a single performance song, and, yeah, we just have to have a quiet discussion about why it's not really appropriate. Oh, because they want to do the performance. of you're going to be able to tell them no you can't do that. Yeah, yeah.

We've got to be so careful. Parents are always on to, yeah, the songs that we're doing. And I'll often ring and say, you know, my kid can't do this song, even though we might have changed the lyrics. Oh, okay. So what song stands out for you? What are you got for us? Heart-shaped box, I think, by Nirvana.

Heart-shaped box. Ah, I was like, what's it? Oh, you didn't get it. I got it. Did you have a... Problematic. Did you let them do this? song, Mel?

No, no, unfortunately, on that one. I had you explain that one? Well, you see, a heart-shaped box. Let's compare it. Thank you, Mel. We go to Ange on 13, 10, 60. Good morning, Ange. Hey, how are you?

I'm well. Now is your child singing this specific song? Yeah, my five-year-old and my three-year-old love this song. What are we got? It was Who Let the Dogs Out by Baja Man? Seems harmless enough enough. So, yeah, but according to Google, it actually means who let, like, the B word out at the club back in the day. Ah, I see.

I love it, and, yeah. A bit of a strange one. Do you pull them up on it now or do you just let it roll and sing it with them? No, I listen to it all the time. I love those old songs. Yeah, no, that's one of their favorites. Yeah, what do you do? You know, they're harmless enough.

In earworms, an earworms, an earworms, a earworm. Brittany on 13, 1060. Good morning to you. What song have you got for us? Hey, my son sings that new somber song undressed. Yeah, we love that at here. A bit of somber. We are playing this regularly.

Yeah, that's where we heard it. You're welcome. So is it because I don't want to get undressed for a new person all over again? Oh, yeah. Does he sing that specific part? Like, know the words? He only sings that part, and my mum got up me about it. And I was like, it's on the radio.

I can't stop. Yeah. I suppose out of context, if he's at home in front of grandma, he's like, I don't want to get undressed. That's all he goes around saying. It's funny. While he's taking his clothes off inside. Ah, that's a whole thing.

Well, we apologize, Brittany, but, you know, I think we're going to keep playing this song. Anna, on 13, 1060. Good morning. Good morning. What have you got for us? My five-year-old came out with a banger. Sweets.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. Where do you hear this? No idea. Although he did come back and say, oh, he's in the car with Dad.

On the radio. And Dad said, go, what? No, you weren't. It wasn't me. It's Dad's go-to playlist? I have no idea, but it was the eyes, I think, when my song was singing it, just a commitment to the song.

Girl, I want to make you sweat. Big Friday's Lion's song. Yeah, true. While he's rolling. his eyes. These are great. And Chantel, wrap us up here. Good morning to you.

How old's your child? It was actually me when I was a child. So my cousin and I had done a church performance at our church. They didn't check the song beforehand and we didn't show our parents either. It was just like a big surprise.

We done a dance in front of our church to Christina Millian AM to PM. Without. At the church. at our church we had no idea our parents

and everybody else were just as wonderful that's so good so good so what were the performance at the church what were the moves and what were you wearing

oh I don't know I think some flair disco pants and I don't want to even reference I think I was wearing just two kids up on stage of the altar

just like touching themselves seeing AM to PN we were about 10 so yeah yeah did the priest say anything No, no We weren't allowed back in that church

Yes and Ducko It's me with the Gaget, to me with the Brat Pack The Brat Pack The producers Bads and Shy Guy Time at any moment Either one of you No, no, keep going to

I don't know how to respond to Brat Pack You stumped me Well, uh, big day My, the Duckman household yesterday team Yeah, that's gone You knew I told you yesterday on either I need to get a new muller Because my electric one broke

And then my other pet for one the wheel came on I mean Angus's electric. Angus Electric Wine and another friend of mine. I never bought a mower. This is my first ever big boy purchase. Now, I own a house. Well, the bank does, but I own a lot of debt. But this, to me, still felt like the biggest boy purchase ever made.

Yeah, something with like a fridge or a car. But like, because it's a mower and I know Morgan Gears no cares about it, I just felt like this was all on me. And so yesterday, Shagai, you took me in the office and we were looking just as boys do. I don't know. We'll mow shopping. We'll mow shopping on the Bunnings website. Then you said, you know, you picked out a specific model for me. Yeah, I recommended one to you.

But I have not a lot of Moa knowledge. Well, this is the issue, right? Because I took your Moa Knowledge as gospel. Okay. And I went to Morgan. I was like, we got to Bunnings. We took Flyer went into Bunnings. You know I hate Bunnings as it is.

I love Bunnings. I can never seem to get help in there. And I just feel, but then Babbs did make the good point. I never get asked for help in there. You always get asked for help. Yeah, but maybe that is a bad thing. Yeah, you might not look like, you know what you're doing, whereas I do. But I take the help.

Obviously, yeah. clearly need it. I would happily take the help. I'm too afraid to ask for help. They're just like watching me flutter around, not knowing where to go. Maybe they look youthful maybe. Yeah, but possibly. I don't think I look like you've got it going on. I don't think I look old. No, but like you look like you know what you're doing. I look like I'm a child who can't find their parents who's one step away from going to the counter to get a PA announcement. So I go to the Moa section with Morgan and I say, let's get this one right here, bang. And Morgan's like, how do you know? I was like, shagai said to get it. And I feel like it's perfect middle

the range. Moas ain't that cheap. No. Petra Moa. But you tend to have him for five to ten years. So I walked away. I walked away with the Victor Super Multure 500, 840 C. Problem. The blue one. The boy one. Morgan's like, while we game that, I was like, trust me, it's good.

We get home. I didn't read anything about it. I didn't look up one review. Didn't do anything. Get home. Have to unpack it. The instructions on mowers, by the way. They're not really instructions. It's funny how they come in a box, too. They do. You don't think about that. They presume if you're manly enough to buy a peper.

for a mower, you don't need to know how to put it together. But I certainly needed help. Wrong assumption. It took me a while. Remember, I'm doing it in between Flo's weight windows. When I go to fire the bad boy up, put my petrol in, here we go. And then I see it needs oil. Ah.

I didn't know. My other mower doesn't. And it needs separate oil. And you need a specific oil type. And Morgan's like, how didn't you know that when you research it? I was like, well, I didn't research. Yeah. I'm glad you blamed me straight away with Morgan.

Yeah. I didn't know that. But I also would have thought it would have come in with like a little sachet of oil to It didn't give me anything. It just said, no, you need oil. And then there was, annoyingly, because I didn't read the box, I never read instructions. I walked away and when I had to go then back to bunnings. So it took me like an hour to build it, then I had to do stuff with the flow, then to go back, I had to go back.

I realized the oil is right next to the mall. Like, right there. It's always right next to it, isn't it? Every time you go and come back, it's, oh, duh. I did ask chat GPT a few times what kind of oil I do need to help me out to get me the right oil. But I tell you what, mate, I was in a. undated with blokes slithering into my DMs and this time not hitting on me. They were just

like, mate, great mower. I have that mower, solid choice. 44 it was one that I saw. Yeah, definitely. So the boys are getting excited for me to use my new mower and I didn't realize this but today I get to go home and I get to break my new mower virginity. Great. And it's a great day for it too.

It's a good day to mow. Shirtless in the front yard mowing. I wasn't yesterday I was dreading it. I wasn't excited but the excitement and passion, the dudes in my inbox have given me as made me feel like it's going to be a great day. We've really built this up. You're going to have to film it. Time lapse, maybe. Yeah, okay. Babs, can you come over and film my mower starting for the first time? Yeah, Babs, you've got nothing to do

today because you're not allowed it in your house. You can't go to your house. Because you're getting mold cleaning. You can't go home till four. How about you come over and film? We can do slow mow of the blades. We can mow my lawn after too. Yeah, come on bat. No, flow is way good. I don't think fits that one. Yeah, it doesn't fit it. Now this is normally the part where I would read the rules. But Jess is away today. So I do the questions. Shy Lord, you're up.

Rules, go. All right, here we go. 30 seconds to answer 10 questions, all starting with the same letter. If you get all 10 questions correct, you will win $10,000. We must take your first answer and you cannot use the same answer twice. If you're unsure of a question, you can pass and we'll come back to it at the end if there's prime. God, he's good. Did you get all that today?

Sarah, good morning. Good morning, I do. Okay, you understand the rules. Now, uh, Jess is away. So I'm asking the questions. I'll have to go, be gentle on me, okay, Sarah. I'll try my best. Be gentle on me, please.

Yeah, that's a good one. You know, you never know. I could be looser. I could be, you know, I'm a bit less strict with the rule. So, Sarah, this could be your day. What do you want to do with the cash when you win it? Um, we've just had an offer accepted on some land. So it'll go towards that.

Okay. All right. A bit of land. Now, the lady you're working with. I don't think of any land terms with it, but it's a great letter nonetheless, my favourite. It's the letter D, D for Ducco. Okay. This is good.

Babs, did you plan that today when I'm reading the questions? Nope. Okay, good chap. All right, Sarah, your letter is D. You understand the rules. You're ready to go? Yep. Okay, here we go.

Starting with the letter D, I need you to name, an animal. D. An action movie. A past. A country. Denmark. An occupation. A technology brand

Dachin A five-letter word A soft drink A puff An instrument A sweet treat A pub A video game

Look we got through all 10 We went through all the question Six Oh my gosh Six is what we ended up with, Sarah. An action movie, passed on that early, could have been die hard. Also Christmas movie, one of the rare that falls into two. A soft drink, diet, anything, or Dr. Pepper, and then a sweet treat.

You're looking at a donut, a video game, Donkey Kong or Doom. Look, you didn't quite get the money, I'm sorry for the land. But you don't go away empty-handed. $100, all thanks to the legends at O'Brien coming your way, Sarah. Thank you so much. You enjoy that one. We play again tomorrow. Jess is back.

Well, you know, hopefully if we're waiting in the last two days. You know what I mean? Shaga. Yeah. She'll be back. $10,000 off grab, 630 and 8. And next, it's your last chance of the morning to get involved to win the Cope.

I'd be draw that thing at 9 o'clock this morning. Tickets to see Tommy Little plus accommodation at No one the beach. Be coming from a faraway destination. This thing is the perfect place to stay. There's been a new study done about why people are getting anxiety at the petrol station. Yeah. It's Gen Z.

The Babs, what are your people doing? Honestly, fair enough, I do too. Jess and Ducko. Doing a great job, team. You guys having fun today so far? Auntie Jess away? Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I'm having fun.

That's a lose-lose question to answer, isn't it? Because she'll go back and listen to the audio. You don't want to say yes, having too much fun. Yeah, that's true. Maybe you just restate that. Do you guys having fun today? No. Yeah, not.

That felt very class. I didn't like it. I'm like a teacher. Right now, this is a bit of fun. This is breaking news on the Today show this morning. It's a big news day. And I thought we needed to cover it. And ask the question on 13, 1060.

What gives you low-key anxiety, right? Because six in 10, Gen Z drivers experience refuel and fuel anxiety. Babs explain yourself. Fair enough. It was an online survey done by car retail car zoo that found nearly two-thirds of 18 to 24-year-olds experience refuel anxiety. So that is where you park your car to fill up, how close you get to the Bowser, how far you drive in front of the Bowser, Also, when you look at all the types of pet fuel, from E10 to 97, 98, then diesel, which one do I use? Yeah.

No, I do that. Are you running regular unleaded? I put 98 in my car. Unleaded 98? Yep. Okay. But I often look at it and go, did I actually just put 98 in my car or something else? How often do you have to check it?

I now have a diesel car and I read the diesel and I read the diesel on my latch and I look at the diesel and I make sure I unhindered the diesel. Like, I have to check like 25 times. It still blows my mind that sometimes people put the wrong fuel in their car. I could see why. Because there's so many hurdles for diesel there is. Yeah, you're right, for diesel there is. But I could see, you're on to autopilot. Especially when you hold it, sometimes there's so many of those tubes connecting to like the, what do you want to call it?

The pump. That you're like, is this the right tube connecting to like the nozzle I have? I do that often, like trace it back. You don't look at the nozzle. There's nothing worse than when you park and you're clearly on the wrong side. You're like, well, I'm going to commit. And you put it over the car and you're trying to act so chill about it. I also find that, um, I hate.

petrol stations now don't have all the fuel sometimes on one side, so you pull up to it and you're like, oh, diesel's not on this one, it's on the other side. Only the right side has the premium or whatever. It's weird. So that include fears over parking, how far to park your car up,

how close you park to it, checking the nozzles, what's the correct fuel, how to operate the nozzle, and then spillage. Oh yeah, I get scared about spillage too. Do you give it the double tap? Yeah, I do. I just like, no, but not even double. I'm just like aggressively knocking it against the car. And then I go like, one, two, three, and like quickly pull it away

in case of drifts. Do you do this because it says half those with refuel anxiety admits to letting their tank run dangerously low. Like you get it to empty to go, oh, now I actually have to go to the petrol station. I have with the new car that I have because I can see the cage. But the other one, it was kind of like I don't really want to risk it. Ah, with the beetle, it was hit the hope, wasn't it?

Yeah, it might not start again. This is fascinating. No, young people holding a full driver's license has halved since the late 1980s, apparently. Less and less people are getting a full license. That is interesting. Uber's? I think Uber's, e-bikes.

Yeah. All your mates would get license, though, right? A majority of my friends do But I know people that have sold their cars When they've moved to Like cities and then they just don't drive again Yeah But I thought on that vein 13 1060

What gives you low key anxiety For me It is trying to do a walk by bin drop Like if you're on a walk And I have like a dog poo bag, Pam's pooed Or if I got some gum And I'm walking past the bin Because I'm on a walk with say Morgan and the dog

And I need to get it in the little hole of the bin And I do like the little throw there is nothing more embarrassing than mistiming it and missing it. Like I get, I actually, I'm like, when should I throw it? Should I chucking at this moment? How close should I get to do it? Sometimes I have that at the gym because they want you to wipe the gear when you're done. So there's little wipes everywhere.

But then you finish, you want to throw it back in the bin. You don't want to like not get it in the bin at the gym in front of everyone else. Exactly, because you look like an idiot. You don't have to go pick it up on the ground. You look stupid anyway. What do you got for us, Babs? Mine is also in the car realm. But I don't like leaving my house post 5pm because I think that if I, when I come home,

I'm not going to be able to park my car and in my house. Well, because there's no parks. Yeah. And I'm like, I can't walk down the street. Like, so, like, often we'll just be like, oh, I just won't leave their house after five today. It's a busy day. Does your street get that busy, though? And like, what's the walk?

A hundred metres? Yeah, I'm just an idiot. Just, hey, it gives you low-key anxiety. That's okay. And I come around the corner, I'm like, am I going to be able to park in front of my house today? I don't know. I get stressed doing face ID in front of people when you're trying to buy something. When they're like, when you go to pay for it, yeah, okay.

And it's like, does not. You know, us, and you're like, go on, go on, go and try again or whatever. You're like, ah, what's going over there? But wallet's not working. And it's like, no one cares. Following on from that, I get, like, secondhand anxiety when my housemaid does it all the time. You go to pay and then you haven't transferred money across. And then she will stand there for, like, five minutes transferring there's people behind us.

I'm like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. We need to go, we need to go. Sort your finances before you get up here. Mine was when I first moved out of home into my own place. I used to get anxiety at the grocery store because I wanted to get the groceries that I know but like I wasn't sure if it was the right flavor or the right jar of this or...

As in like it was a different grocery store? No, no, no, like all like woolies or coals or whatever but like, you know, what was the milk that we got or what was the... Oh, when you first moved out of... You want to match what your mom and dad would go to get you. I knew that they cook with that sort of stuff. I see.

I see. I'm pretty good now, a year and a half on, but... At first it was tough. How many times do you call your mom? He says it's right. Face time. Is it this one? Is it Paul's full cream?

Which one is it? A light one? They're all the same. I love it. 131060. That co-fobb, we drawed that. You'll ask you to get involved before 9 o'clock this morning. Tickets to see Tommy Little plus accommodation at Noah's.

What is your low-key anxiety moment? Like, where do you get low-key anxiety? What's the situation? Are you getting fuel anxiety? Jess and Ducko. Yes and Ducko. 13-1060 though right now because this was top story in the today show. We just figured we need to cover this.

Stop everything. Stop everything, guys. We need to run it. Six in 10 Gen Z drivers experience refuel and fuel anxiety, such as, which pump to use? Did I use the right pump? Where to park? Is it on the right side?

Now, everyone knows this, but at PSA, this will still blow someone's mind. The little arrow next to your fuel gauge, in your car, where it points, that is the side that your tank is on. Okay? It's a great life hack that one. It's obvious, but every time I bring that up,

someone always goes, oh my God, I didn't know. But this is a good one. Babs gets fuel anxiety. Less people getting their license. People are holding out on refilling. much as they can. So we thought, what are those little moments?

Those everyday moments that just give you anxiety, that you overthink them. Sometimes when I send an email, I have to go back and check the people on that email. 100%. Or that I didn't hit reply all. Oh, there's not like we're saying reply all. You should check. Sometimes you want to afford something and be like, oh, look at this idiot or whatever. You should check your spelling, though.

That's probably the one thing you need to go back and check. Sometimes spell check can't help me. That's bad, man. I'm with you, mate. Shannon, on 13, 10, 60, it's giving you low-key anxiety. Shannon? Oh, well, mine's another car-related one. It is reverse parallel parking when there's people behind you. And if you're not that confident in doing it and you stuff up the first time and having to correct it, it gives me anxiety and gives me a little panic attack.

And generally half the time, if I can't do it the second time, I'll just give up and I'll just drive off and fly somewhere else. And then there's nothing worse than being the car behind, watching you have three cracks and then you drive off, like, oh my God, just yeah, you were never going to nail it. There's nothing funny than seeing that either. Thank you, Shannon. We go to Bonnie. Good morning, Bonnie. Good morning.

What's giving you Loki anxiety? Actually, at the petrol station also, when I go to open my fuel tank, because we live on a farm, so my car's always dirty. So I have a little cloth that I keep in the side of my door, and I think, oh, my God, people are going to look at me and think I'm an idiot for filling my tank up with a cloth. That is rare. So you get it out and you like wipe the nozzle?

No, no, no, I hold the nozzle with it, so I don't get my hands dirty. Oh, that's funny. Well, they do say petrol stations are the most dirty, like on the, because everyone's touching. And some people do have gloves. To fill up the car. Yeah, they have, like, fuel gloves. I don't, I don't. I don't.

I don't know, I don't have a fuel glove. You would have your market Jackson fuel glove. Yeah, that's true. And in COVID times, Bonnie, I know fuel stations were a big COVID spreader. Oh, hell yeah. And I work in a doctor surgery, so like, I should have COVID every day, but here I am filling my car up with a cloth. That is funny, the fuel cloth. Kelly, on 13, 10, 60, what's giving you low-key anxiety?

Oh, I think it's because I'm 54, and it's Audi. Go check out chicks there. They're, like, they're brought three ladies, and I just, like, it's giving me anxiety, just talking about it. Because they don't bag for you. No, that's. No, and they just look at you, like, come on. And I'm like, oh, God.

Like, I have to take Xanax. Oh. That's probably why you're so slow in there, Kelly. Kelly's just chilled out. At the self-serve checkouts, it's also when you have to pack your own bags, you kind of want to order out. But you also, whenever you scan something, you want it to not go off.

You don't want that message where it's like, we have to wait for the person now. Because then it's so slow to get them. There's no order. But Kelly, on the flip side to that, have you ever gone to the Ali self-serve checkouts? Those things scan anything from any mile away. Like, it is so far.

No, I don't go to Audi. So you just never go. I've got ALDI all together. Too anxiety, juicy. I love it. I get the catalog and I dream of it and I just don't go. Yeah. And I do avoid it.

But when I do go, if you use the ALDI self-serve, you'll understand why they're so fast. I don't know how he has self-serve. My one does. Yeah, mine does too. Yeah, it's fast, too. Yeah, it's fast, too. It's really good. It's actually addicting.

They never stuff up either. They don't ever stuff up. You never need to get anything checked. The germs have got it set. I just scan away. You can see why it would be fun working in ALDI giving people fit. Okay. I'll go to Addy now.

It is Shy Guy Dips tomorrow and I do need a series. I'm going to have to go to Audi and use the self-serve checkouts. I'm going to testes out. I look forward to it. We've drawn that Kofop before 9, but up next team. You two, Shagai Babs. I get a game where I'm Quizmaster and you two get to play head to head. It's not a new game.

I'm bringing back the one second song game because Shy guys are elite at this and I want to see how Babs goes if she can take you down. You're going down, Babs. We'll do it next. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko. So Jess today, Shagai and Babs in the studio. And we're bringing this game back from the grave just for today.

Only, one, second, song, game. We've resurrected it. Yeah. Now, Babs, before your time, I believe. No, you were here. You were here from the get-go. What am I talking about? Remember Shagai versus Pez used to work with us?

Yeah. And it was like, that's the only time I've seen Shiger really get angry. Yeah. Because Pez would beat him a lot. Because Pez is really good at this game. But Shagga is also good at this game. Yeah, I mean, Pez and I were very closely matched. I saw Pez was a lot of wins on that.

Babs had you. You remember that? I remember calling Pez names. Oh, yeah. You called him. Why did you call him? You said, what's in that cup today?

Is it bitch juice? Yes, that's right. You've come a long way. Yeah, indeed. So now we're going to play it. It's very easy. I give a snippet of the song. Yep.

I don't even reckon, or names are buzzers, maybe. I mean, our voices are different enough. Yeah, but I can tell. There's only two of you in here. I just wanted to sound professional. Okay, first lesson to get it wins. You only got one crack at it. Get it wrong, obviously.

It goes to the other person. Best out of six. Here we go. Am I wrong? Nikon Vince? Ooh. It is not that. Did I not play enough of it?

I can give you the snippet again. Do you want the snippet again? Yeah. Oh. Oh. I feel like I know what this is. You will. You will.

Hmm. It's not Spacey Joan. Oh, what the hell? Miley, flowers. No one's... I went too niche, Nick, I think so. No one's on the board. We've got to think in ducko's head.

You've got to think of my head. Okay, here we go. Song number two. This should be so easy. Oh, Harry Stiles. Yes. As it was. Oh, damn it.

There she is. Okay, shy guy. All right. All right, Babs. Let me write this on my school board. Babs won. Shall I go. Yay.

None. Okay. Song number three. This is also another, this is another easy one. Oh, one dance, Drake. There he is. He's fast. Okay.

Do you like this song, though. I like this song, though. I do this a bit of a good old, Drake. Okay, here we go. Now we're going to start, maybe a bit more niching it up. Song number four. Good luck, players. Here we go.

Oh, sex on fire. Bye, Kings of Leon. Bye. That was the waste one you were going to get. Yeah, that was definitely a babcentric. song. But don't worry, maybe the next one's Shy Guy sent three. Okay, here we go. Bab's on two, shy guy.

One. All right, here we go. Sorry, she had to do a score update for everyone listening at home. The next song. Oh, larger than life. I don't even know that song. Really? Really? Backstree, boys. That was definitely Shy Guy focused, but you had Kings of Leon.

And we've got a tiebreaker. Oh, my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a tiebreaker. You can't write this stuff. Here we go. And this is probably the worst of the bunch of a time breaker. I'm hilarious. Here we go. Good luck.

Oh, party rock anthem, LMFAR. Oh, you both got that at the exact same time. I need to find another song now. Oh, damn. Okay. You two, talk amongst yourselves. We get to come back. Don't look at the one.

No, I want to finish this. We can play a song and come back. We're very early. This is fun. We'll have a good time. Don't look at my screen while my system loads. Now you can see how long things take to load for me. I've got the spinning wheel of death

Oh no Wait wait wait wait Wait wait wait wait wait When did party rock air them come out I think I've got some I reckon 2011 Okay I don't know the answer Okay alright here we go

Here we go here we go This should be easy Remember just yell at that first one To yell at it wins Oh poker face Pagasy guy gets that Shy guy gets that Wow that was good competition

Are you guys going to fight about it all day now? Yeah, 100%. I'm here till 4. Jess and Ducko. Jess and Ducko with you. You know, Jess today. If you've just tuned into the show, she's away. She's got a wedding five hours away on a Tuesday.

Tough carry. Who does that? I know. It does feel rude. Like, a wedding on a Monday, I can sort of see the weekend hang over. Certainly a Thursday, certainly a Friday. But Tuesday and a Wednesday wedding. Midweek.

Like, come on. Anyway, she's doing that. We'll hear all about it tomorrow, no doubt. She'll be back on deck tomorrow. tomorrow, but it's been Shaghan Babs in today. Well done, team. Stepped up well. Thank you.

It's been a bit of fun. You know, you guys had a good time? Yeah, I've had fun. It's been a lot of fun. Don't hesitate to answer that too. Sorry, I was doing something else. Yeah, oh, the co-fod. Yes, we have that co-fod.

We do that every day this week. That's what the co-fod is. Tommy Little Tickets, plus your chance to go accommodation at Noah's on the beach. This thing is fantastic. Newcastle's iconic beachfront destination. It's going today to Shantelle. She was singing AM to PM by Christian. Christiana Milan in the church.

We did... What song is your kid low-key sing without knowing that it's got sexual innuendo and she was at a church doing a performance, singing that. About 12 years old, I think. Yeah, thrusting up on stage. And the church was horrified.

They couldn't go back. The song is about clubbing 24-7. Yeah, yeah. It's not like unnecessarily a bad song. It's just the place in which they did it. Which I thought was fantastic. Yeah. So well done, Chantelle. You're scoring that.

Bab's been in touch to you later today. More chances tomorrow as well when Jess is back. We're also chatting to, well, it's kind of Jess's cousin, but not just because it's just his cousin. He's on shipwreck hunters. Yeah, the new show on Disney Plus. I've watched a few episodes. It's very interesting to find the ships in the deep blue.

Yeah, they do off the coast of W.A. And so it's like literally finding shipwrecks. And I'm intrigued to see if they actually find treasure. Yeah. I mean, that's the ultimate goal. That's what I would have thought. So we're chatting to him tomorrow, which be fantastic. It's Wednesday, which means we dip, baby.

That's right. Dip Day. Shagai Dips is back tomorrow. You got to Albi today? Yeah, I think I might go to find out those self-served checkouts, see how they work. They're good, aren't they, Babs? They are very good. Elite scanners, apparently.

It's the one thing I love about Aldi Moore and anything. It's just how fast you can scan things and how little it gets you in trouble. The only downside to the checkout, like the self-scaners, the Audi is that their only is that they're only. You can't pay cash on them yet. That's fine. I haven't carried cash in about six years. Yeah, no, I never carried cash. Even carry a wallet. Even Wollies and Coles these days, a lot of them are card only or people trying, even getting cash out's hard, you know?

That's true. Do you're just running, you still running with cash from your side? Sometimes I do. All your side deals. Sometimes I do. Yeah. What are you getting up to? A little side hustle?

Yeah. What do you like to know? Record store. Here's your $50. Right. Oh, I just have a good time, mate. I'm gonna laugh. No, it's been fun today, team.

What else we got tomorrow? Apart from the co-for. You're the song, don't we? No. That's Thursday. Yeah, it's on on Wednesday. We moved Wednesday stuff around. I thought we have something else.

You got cranked by a couple kids. You're going to die into that. Did you do that. Jess has a story that involves a cocktail and something that I said on the show. And the triggered Angus, apparently. Oh, classic triggering, Angus. And we're going to measure our heads. Oh, yeah, head measuring.

To see who's got the biggest head? Who on team his biggest head? Because Jess' child has a massive head. Yes. I look forward to that. We'll see how we measure up against the chicken head, perhaps. If you missed any of this show, grab on the podcast on listener or wherever you get your podcast. Thanks for tuning in.

You guys want to say bye? Bye. I think you should say it together, though, like in unison. Ready? So, we're out here. Bye. Bye. So cute.

See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Say nada. You guys having fun today? No. Jess and Ducko! That was the Jess and Ducko podcast.

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